==Chongas==
A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but have been recorded as young as age 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah).

Chongas Dress Style

The chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called gangstalook and that of a prostitute, but can vary between the two.
She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings, large enough to be bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men's t-shirts with tight, usually white, Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). Many experts debate the fact of why chongas purposely show their thongs.

Chongas Shoe Syle

The chonga's shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular, Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color as their top, and worn with ankle socks.

Chonga Music

Chongas have begun listening to reggaeton, but also enjoy rap, R&B, and the radio stations that play these genres of music. They can also be heard frequently calling these stations to make "shout-outs" to their babydaddy. Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Some chongas even speak entirely in Spanglish. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga:<br>
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Eyy yu no daa kih in fahrs pihreeuh OMAIIGA daaaaaaaaaaaaam he faaeeen!(Hey, you know that kid in first period, oh my God, damn he’s fine!)<p>
Eyy yu go-eentu Maariisleyseesiz quinceson Fraidei?(Hey,are you going to Marisleysise’s quince on Friday?)
O HELLNAA bish Ima beesho azz, waash! OMAIIGAA!(Oh hell no bitch, I’m going to beat your ass, watch! Oh my God!)<br>

Style of Writing

The Chonga also has a distinct form of writing as well, whether it be on bathroom stalls or their Myspace pages. A typical chonga-vandalized school bathroom stall (or wall, or classroom desk, or school bus seat, or most any other form of public property) would consist of poorly imitated graffiti in permanent marker or whiteout, usually insulting a rival chonga, warning fellow chongas to “Bak da Fuk Off”, “claiming” a fantasy crush, (for example Nelly, Bow Wow, Chris Brown, Ludacris, Chingy Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee, etc., referring to themselves as the rapper’s “wifey” or “baby girl” or “fine Rican mami”), or simply tagging, using nicknames such as “Baby Girl” or “Brownie” or “Tweety” or “Rican Mami”. <br>
<br>However, being the unique individuals they are, they tend to write F’s backwards, I’s (ii) double, S’s accompanied by a Z (Sz), and when typing, lowercase q’s substituted for g’s (BaBii qiiRl) or 3’s for e’s (N3LLySzi RiiCaN PRiiNC3Sz). Examples of this (written either on public property or online) would be:<br>
N3LLySz LiiL WiiF3y –N-MiiSz Tw33Ty --> Yall hATaSz BaKK oFF,LuDaSz BaBii qURl,Tw33Ty N SzNiicK3rSz<br>
The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend,a chongo, who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby.

Roaming in Public

Chonga appearance in public have increased with the turn of the century. U.S. Census estimate an average of 78 chongas per square mile, the White House have not yet decladed a pandemic. White House officials state that the government spends billions annualy researching these girls, and their daily habits.<br>
Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the “flea” (a type of open market where hundreds, and even millions, of recorded chongas gather) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle. Chongas also like to roam around Dolphin Mall(a popular mall in Miami), roaming the streets of Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior’s bedroom.

Oxford Dictionary Definition

noun-
A chonga is a woman of hispanic origin classified by, but not limited to, the following characteristics:
1. Brazilian jeans (folds of skin hanging over are a bonus, but not mandatory).
2. Excessive application of hair gel, with the hair usually worn in a curly fashion or pressed tightly to the head, dangerously close to cutting off circulation.
3. Brand name clothing (including Ecko Unlimited, Baby Phat, Phat Farm, and Sean John).
4. Air Force Ones or some other form of Nikes/Adidas.
5. Obscenely color-coordinated outfits.
6. A lack of understanding of the English language, usually resulting in accents, improper use of words, and/or a mixture of Spanish and English known as Spanglish.
7. Distinct make-up - specifically fake, exaggerated, and highly arched eyebrows, black lipliner, glittery lip stick, and heavy masquera.
8. Unique form of internet jargon that utilizes a combination of upper-case and lower-case letters along with Spanish words and phrases.
9. A general attraction to malls, especially Dolphin Mall in Florida.
10. An affinity for enormous hoop earrings. They are typically gold and large enough for one to fit a small child through.
11. A general interest in reggaeton/hip-hop. Nothing works better for luring a chonga than a hardcore Pitbull rap.

Becoming a Chonga

Though many experts and psycologist believe that one must stay away from chongas, in order to reduce the amount of already-contaminated victims, one can chose to become a chonga. Instructions on becoming a chonga are:<br>
Make sure your eyebrows are high, like "rainbows to hialeah."<br>
Use very dark lipliner, but very neutral lipstick/gloss.<br>
Purchase gold hoop earrings large enough to enclose the earth.<br>
Make your eyelashes go on forever and very bushy.<br>
Wear supertight clothes and brazilian jeans or pants.<br>
Hang out at international mall or Santa's Enchanted Forest.<br>
Speak in a Spanish accent, using word like "Oye", "Chulo" and "Papi." Spanglish also works.<br>
Wear belt buckles that spell out your life history.<br>
Try your best to act as if you were born in the "hood."<br>
Make sure to rock black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force ones, or Chinese slippers with every outfit.<br>
Wear hats saying "305" or "baby girl" <br>
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<b>Tips:</b>
Never wear anything at least not 2 seasons out of style

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WARNING:
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Once you are Chonga, especially if you are born Chonga, it can be very hard to be un-chongafied. <br>

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TIPS:<br>
Cheap makeup<br>
Brazillian jeans/pants (too small)<br>
Fake nails<br>
Too-small shirts<br>
cheap clothes<br>
gigantic hoop earrings <br>