Chris Lam (b. 1983 in Honolulu) is an amateur tennis player and is a freshman at Santa Clara University. He is ranked 53rd in the USA in doubles with partner Rick Ruso and was runner-up in the USTA National Amateur Championship during the summer of 2001.

He has a 59-34 record.

Chris Lam is an Asian who resides in Somers, CT. He is currently going to school and single. He also has a very big shlong and thinks that the word unicorn is gramaticly incorect. He says quote "Everyone says that the animal is called a unicorn, but where is the corn on this majestic beast? Shouldn't we correct ourselves and call them unihorns? There is much more meaning to that. Also justice and peace will be stored. You know what realy ginds my gears? You America F**K YOU.

Some of his favorite hobbies is Skateboarding, Hanging Out, Watching TV, Sleep, Eating, Girls, Blue, and Wacking Off. He has many nicknames such as The Secret Asian Man, Asian Bitch, Lam Chop, Claminator (Clam), or Ookie Wookie Altoids in a Bottle which was later removed in season three for sexual coments.