Christopher James Williams:



Chris Williams, a.k.a. "Ca-jew" is a Political Science graduate student at the University of North Texas studying American Political Processes.

He is what most refer to as a "dilettante." He works diligently, some would even say too hard at appearing to be social scientist while never actually doing any work.

In doing so, he is a tribute to graduate students around the world.

Examples of work related labor:

1. Wears a 50 gallon cowboy hat to display he is exercising his office hours.2. He recently attempted to start a department wide dart game which never materialized.3. He sang "Hit Me Baby One More Time" at karaoke.4. Christopher James Williams defined: Wrong, sleazy, inappropriate

Early Life:

Grew up on the east coast. Long Island to be exact. Worked in Washington. Attended the University of Mary Washington.

Current Life:

What life? He's a grad student.

Career Prospects:

Transferring universities soon so as to continue the study of behavioral politics in the American context. There is a high probability he will remain a dork, forever. (See tan line differentiation from arm to hand in picture)

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