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Chuck
Chuck-title.png
Chuck Logo
Format Action-comedy
Created by Josh Schwartz
Chris Fedak
Starring Zachary Levi
Yvonne Strahovski
Adam Baldwin
Joshua Gomez
Sarah Lancaster
Ryan McPartlin
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Vik Sahay
Scott Krinsky
Opening theme Cake: "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" (instrumental version)
Composer(s) Tim Jones
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 3
No. of episodes 45 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Josh Schwartz
McG
Running time 42.5 minutes (without commercials)
Production company(s) College Hill Pictures
Wonderland Sound and Vision
Warner Bros. Television
Broadcast
Original channel NBC
Picture format 480i (SDTV)
1080i (HDTV)
Original run September 24, 2007 – present
External links
Official website
Chuck is an action-comedy television program from the United States created by Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak. The series is about an "average computer-whiz-next-door" who receives an encoded e-mail from an old college friend now working in the CIA; the message embeds the only remaining copy of the world's greatest spy secrets into Chuck's brain.[1][2]
Produced by College Hill Pictures, Wonderland Sound and Vision and Warner Bros. Television, the series premiered on September 24, 2007, on NBC, airing on Monday nights at 8/7c leading into Heroes.[3][4] Despite receiving a full season pickup, the first season contained only thirteen episodes; production was stalled due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike.[5][6] The second season started on September 29, 2008, with a full 22-episode season order.[7] NBC released the first episode of season two a week before its air date via multiple online distribution methods, and cable on demand.
After a two-month "Save Chuck" campaign mounted by fans, Chuck was renewed for a third season with a thirteen-episode order[8] that was subsequently extended to nineteen episodes.[9] A major sponsorship deal between NBC and the Subway restaurant chain was also announced to help cover costs of the third season.
.NBC announced on November 19, 2009 that season 3 of Chuck would premiere on Sunday, January 10, 2010 with a two hour premiere at 9/8c before moving to its permanent timeslot of Mondays 8/7c.^ January 19, 2009 at 01:22 AM .
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[10] That 2-part premiere pulled the series' highest ratings since 2007, excluding a special 3-D episode which aired the day after Super Bowl XLIII: 7.7 million viewers and a 3.0 demo rating for the first hour, falling to 7.2 million and a 2.9 for the second half.[11]

Contents

Plot

Chuck Bartowski (Zachary Levi) is a twenty-something in Greater Los Angeles who works as a computer expert in the Nerd Herd at his local Buy More (parodies of the Geek Squad and Best Buy),[12] a large retail consumer-electronics chain, with his best friend, Morgan Grimes (Joshua Gomez). Chuck's sister Ellie (Sarah Lancaster) and her now-husband Devon "Captain Awesome" Woodcomb (Ryan McPartlin) are doctors who are constantly encouraging Chuck to make progress in his professional and romantic life.
At the beginning of the series, Chuck receives an e-mail from Bryce Larkin (Matthew Bomer), his former Stanford University roommate, who is now an apparently "rogue" CIA agent. When he opens it, the entire database of all the US government's secret information—a neural supercomputer called The Intersect—is subliminally embedded into his brain. Both the NSA and the CIA want the intelligence returned to them and dispatch agents of their own—Major John Casey (Adam Baldwin) and Agent Sarah Walker (Yvonne Strahovski)—to retrieve the data.
Since the information was stolen by Bryce and the government's copy is destroyed in his attempted escape, and since Chuck experiences "flashes" of information from the database activated by certain triggers around him (such as faces, voices, in-context keywords, and various objects), he must use the knowledge he now possesses to help the government thwart assassins and international terrorists—upending his previously uneventful life. In order to preserve their safety, Chuck must keep his newfound occupation a secret from his family and friends, forcing Casey and Walker to establish an uneasy alliance and secret identities; Walker poses as Chuck's girlfriend and takes a cover job at a local restaurant near the Buy More while Casey reluctantly goes undercover as part of the Buy More team.
As the series progresses, it is revealed that rogue spies are engaged in a secret war with the legitimate intelligence community, and that Bryce stole the Intersect to keep the real rogue spies from capturing it. The rogue spies believe they can aid their cause by capturing the human Intersect or by building their own Intersect.
The government, meanwhile, wishes to rebuild the Intersect. This would make the Intersect in Chuck’s head redundant, making him a national security risk, so Casey is secretly under orders to kill Chuck if and when he becomes redundant.
Chuck, Sarah and Casey all face professional conflicts as they grow to respect each other and a genuine romantic interest develops between Chuck and Sarah. Chuck’s desire to maintain his close relationships and eventually return to a normal life is challenged by the dangers and growing responsibilities of his new secret life, and he gradually becomes a more competent, confident and willing spy.
As of Season 3, Chuck has willingly decided to become a real spy, to Sarah's chagrin. Although he failed "spy school," his effectiveness in the field has led General Beckman to give him a second chance and reinstate him as a member of the team, where Daniel Shaw is introduced to encourage his development as an agent. Chuck must now learn to balance his emotions to control the Intersect, which is complicated by his lingering feelings for Sarah.

Cast and characters

Main cast

Recurring cast

  1. ^ a b c d e the character was recurring cast during the first season

Production

Conception

Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak wrote the script for the first episode which was initially given a put pilot commitment by NBC before a pilot order was green lit by the network in January 2007.[14] Schwartz and Fedak both attended the University of Southern California and the latter pitched the idea to Schwartz who agreed to develop the project with him.[15] Joseph McGinty Nichol, Schwartz's fellow executive producer on The O.C., directed the first hour of the series and consequently became an executive producer via his production company, Wonderland Sound and Vision. Fedak, Peter Johnson, Scott Rosenbaum, Matthew Miller and Allison Adler also serve as co-executive producers.[16] .NBC gave the series an early pick-up and a thirteen-episode order on May 10, 2007.[17] On November 26, 2007, TV Guide reported that NBC had picked up the series for a full, 22 episode season.^ May 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM .
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Casting

Zachary Levi and Adam Baldwin were the first two to be cast in February 2007 in the roles of Chuck Bartowski and veteran NSA agent Major John Casey, respectively. Fedak always had Baldwin in mind for the role of John Casey and the producers found that the actor was a "perfect fit" for the character during the first casting session.[15][19] Relative newcomer Yvonne Strahovski was chosen for the female lead role of what was then CIA officer Sarah Kent in the same month.[20] Casting continued throughout March with Sarah Lancaster, Joshua Gomez, and Natalie Martinez landing the parts of Dr. Ellie Bartowski (Chuck's older sister), Morgan Grimes (Chuck's best friend), and Kayla Hart (Chuck's neighbor and love interest), respectively.[21] The Kayla Hart character was dropped before filming because creators Chris Fedak and Josh Schwartz found it unlikely and too complicated to the storyline that two women would be pining over Chuck. Morgan's surname was later changed to "Grimes" and Sarah's surname was changed to "Walker" as it was previously "Kent".[citation needed]

Reception

Ratings

Despite heavy promotion from NBC and soaring critical reviews, Chuck has suffered in domestic ratings due to stiff competition of established hits from ABC (Dancing with the Stars), FOX (House), and CBS (How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory) in the Monday 8:00–9:00 pm ET timeslot. Its ratings have also been affected by the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike in the first season and President Barack Obama's prime time news conference that led to the show being preempted for a week in the second season, shortly after NBC had done heavy promotion for the show around the Super Bowl.
Season Timeslot (EDT) Season premiere Season finale TV season Rank U.S. viewers
in millions
1 Monday 8:00 pm (September 24, 2007 – December 3, 2007)
Thursday 8:00 pm (January 24, 2008)
Thursday 10:00 pm (January 24, 2008)
September 24, 2007 January 24, 2008 2007–2008 #65 8.68[note 1][22]
2 Monday 8:00 pm (September 29, 2008 – April 27, 2009) September 29, 2008 April 27, 2009 2008–2009 #71 7.36[23]
3 Sunday 8:00 pm (January 10, 2010)
Monday 8:00 pm (January 11, 2010 – May 2010)
January 10, 2010 May 2010 2010 - 7.4 (to date)
  1. ^ Only 11 out of the season's 13 episodes were taken into account.

Critical reception

Early reviews for Chuck were strong. Rolling Stone magazine included the show on its Fall 2007 "We Like to Watch" list, saying the show "wipes the floor with the other fall debuts."[25] Chuck landed on USA Today's list of the "10 Picks for 2007", and they called Levi's performance "incredibly winning", giving the comedy three-out-of-four stars.[26][27] Chuck drew numerous comparisons to another critically-acclaimed comedy that debuted in Fall 2007—Reaper—which also starred a twenty-something underachiever who works in a large retail, "big-box" store (Work Bench) and is drawn into heroism against his will.[25][26][28][29]
As the year 2008 drew to a close, the show received further critical acclaim. In December of that year Time magazine named the show one of the top 10 TV series of the year.[30] It also made the year-end top 10 list of the Chicago Tribune,[31] Television Without Pity's list of TV Shows We Wish More People Watched,[32] The Star-Ledger's Top TV shows of 2008 (#4),[33] The Miami Herald's TV's Top 5 list,[34] The New York Observer's Top 10 TV Shows of the Year (#6),[35] and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette mentions Chuck as one of the few bright spots in television in 2008.[36]
The Chicago Tribune's Maureen Ryan wrote that "the show pays attention to the mechanics of storytelling and doesn't just try to coast on the comedy." She continued, "[Given] the level of attention paid to all those other things—emotion, suspense, plotting, character—Chuck ends up being one of the TV scene's greatest pleasures at the moment."[37] Television Without Pity's Angel Cohn finds Chuck to be a well-written show, saying "it features some of the smartest and most quick-witted dialogue on TV". He praises the ensemble cast and notes "while the first season was good, this show has really hit its stride in its second season."[38] James Poniewozik of Time magazine says the show is a "delight" and that with the second season the "new episodes quickly jump back in, with higher stakes and sharper jokes."[39] The Star-Ledger's Alan Sepinwall calls Chuck "the most purely entertaining show currently on television, whether you're talking network or cable."[40] He states that "what makes Chuck so special ... is that there's a fundamental warmth and humanity underneath the jokes", with "a cast of appealing characters played by very good actors."[41]
Going into 2010, Aaron Barnhart of the Kansas City Star described the show's premise as "fresh, appealing and limited", expressing concern that "a lot of TV shows overstay their welcome" and fearing that in its third season the show is "about to run out of new, workable ideas".[42] USA Today called the show NBC's "best scripted hour."[43] However, SLANT Magazine bemoaned Season 3's reinstatement of Chuck and Sarah's relationship, saying "as it stands the situation with Chuck and Sarah is worn down, tired, and typical," though he added "with a show as genuinely enjoyable as Chuck, status quo is far from a death sentence."[44]

Awards

Season 1 of Chuck enjoyed much formal recognition. The program was mentioned multiple times in IGN's 2007 year-in-review awards. Along with winning the honor of Best New TV Series, Sarah Walker won the award for best TV character, and Chuck and Sarah as a couple won the "Couple That We Rooted for the Most" award. Chuck was also nominated for "Best New TV Comedy Series" at the 2008 People's Choice Awards, which aired on January 8, 2008, but lost to Samantha Who?[45] The series stunt coordinator Merritt Yohnka won the 2007-2008 Primetime Emmy for "Outstanding Stunt Coordination". Chuck was also nominated for "Outstanding Main Title Design" in 2007, but didn't win.[46] Merritt Yohnka also won the 2008-2009 Primetime Emmy for "Outstanding Stunt Coordination", back-to-back wins for the same award.[47] In 2009, the series won the Ewwy Award for Best Comedy Series and Zachary Levi for Best Actor in a Comedy Series.

Campaign for series renewal

Despite being one of the first series to be renewed by NBC for the 2008-2009 television season, Chuck was classified as a show "on the bubble" between renewal and cancellation in April 2009 after NBC decided to delay its decision on its renewal for a third season until early May.[48][49][50] The show's second season did not improve on or maintain the audience numbers received in the first season and has consistently obtained low ratings, making it one of the least-watched shows in its Monday 8:00 pm ET timeslot.[49] .Concerned that the show would not be renewed for a third season, fans launched a "Save Chuck" campaign that gained momentum with the use of social-networking websites like Twitter and Facebook.^ When you would like to [url=http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showuser=131788]buy soma[/url] you are just welcome to [url=http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showuser=131788]order soma[/url] on the website.
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.Fansite ChuckTV.net launched the first organized fan effort, the Watch/Buy/Share campaign, on March 18, 2009; a letter writing campaign was later added to the effort.^ March 18, 2009 at 05:57 AM .
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[52] The week of April 6, 2009, television blogger Kath Skerry changed the name of her website GiveMeMyRemote.com to GiveMeMyChuck.com and used Twitter to notify her readers to support the show, prompting television columnists Alan Sepinwall of The Star-Ledger, Maureen Ryan of Chicago Tribune and Josef Adalian of TelevisionWeek to write Chuck-related news on their websites and Twitter feeds.[53] Sepinwall also wrote an open letter to NBC on reasons for renewal, while Ryan encouraged fan support by listing the various ways in which they could contribute to the campaign to save Chuck.[54][55] One fan, Wendy Farrington, was inspired by a product placement in second season episodes to organize a campaign to purchase "Footlong" submarine sandwiches from Subway on the air date of the second season finale.[56] This movement gained support from various cast and crew members, with actor Zachary Levi seen leading hundreds of fans to a Subway restaurant in Birmingham, England.[51][57] .Members of the show's cast and crew participated in a special "rally cry" episode of Chuck vs the Podcast on April 24, 2009, just before the season finale, to encourage fans to keep the campaign going and thank them for their support.^ April 24, 2009 at 12:20 PM .
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[58] .On the campaign, co-creator Josh Schwartz remarked that it "has been one of the most amazing experiences of [his] life to witness — and certainly the most creatively gratifying".[59] Other fan efforts include the "Have a Heart, Renew Chuck" campaign, involving Chuck fans donating money to the American Heart Association on behalf of NBC.[60][61] By the NBC upfront on May 19, 2009 over $17,000 was raised.^ May 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM .
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[62][63]
The campaign also prompted press and media coverage, with The Hollywood Reporter calling Chuck one of the "most discussed bubble show[s] online".[64] Linda Holmes, writing for NPR, noted the support the campaign has received from both fans and critics, and comments: "It's very common for chasms to open between critics and viewers... But here, critics find themselves passionately advocating for something that's extraordinarily enjoyable to watch."[65] James Poniewozik of Time magazine wrote about the efficacy of save-this-show columns and fan protests, saying, "The sad fact of advertising-supported television is that, unlike cable, it still rewards breadth, not depth, of viewership. Four million people who watch a show really hard are still just four million people to an ad buyer. Unless they spend money."[66] He stated that the "Finale & Footlong" campaign was a far more effective way to demonstrate support since Subway is one of the show's major sponsors.[66] However, Josh Bernoff of Advertising Age remarks, "Thousands of visible, loyal viewers does not equal millions of actual viewers. Objects in the groundswell may be smaller than they appear. People who congregate online are not a representative sample."[67]
.In support of the show, Nestlé sent more than 1,000 packs of its Wonka Nerds candy to NBC after Josh Schwartz made such a suggestion to fans in an April 20, 2009 interview with The New York Times.^ April 20, 2009 at 03:21 AM .
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[68][69] Additionally, Chuck won the annual "Save Our Shows" poll by USA Today in which 43,000 people voted, topping the poll with 54% of respondents favoring renewal, beating other bubble shows such as Cold Case (45%) and Without a Trace (41%).[70] .The petition campaigns were also mentioned on the May 12, 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.^ May 07, 2009 at 12:46 AM .
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[71]
.NBC's decision to renew the show for a thirteen-episode third season was announced on May 17, 2009.[8] Both NBC's Ben Silverman and co-creator Chris Fedak have confirmed that the option remains for a pickup of nine more episodes.^ May 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM .
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[72] Although Silverman has claimed that NBC is not looking to lower costs, Schwartz has stated that series production studio Warner Bros. Television had asked the producers to make budget cuts to meet a decrease in the license fee by NBC.[73] Silverman, Fedak and Schwartz have all stated that the show's quality will not be impacted.[72][73]
On October 28, 2009, numerous media sources began to run reports that NBC had picked up an additional six episodes.[74][75]
Questions about the series' continued viability began before the third season aired. Just hours before the third season premiere, asked whether NBC suddenly moving Jay Leno out of primetime lowered the bar for Chuck, NBC chairman Jeff Gaspin replied, "I wouldn't say the bar's lower, but we obviously have less choice at the moment, so he's got a better shot."[76]
When asked about the series' chances of being renewed for a fourth season and whether fans would have to step in again, Angela Bromstad replied, "Well, it's got to maintain, and it depends on development." But that the show is a "Pleasant surprise, and they're doing great work."[77]

Broadcast and distribution

Broadcast history

The first showing of the pilot occurred on July 27, 2007 at Comic-Con International in San Diego.[78] The series was originally slated to air on Tuesday nights at 9/8c as announced at the 2007 Upfronts but this was later changed to Monday nights at 8/7c as announced during the 2007 Television Critics Association summer press tour. The season premiere aired on September 24, 2007 on NBC.[4][79] The pilot was leaked onto torrent websites on July 22, 2007.[80] All thirteen episodes produced before the 2007 Writers Guild of America strike have aired. The last two episodes of the original thirteen aired on January 24, 2008, with episode 12 airing at 8/7c and episode 13 at 10/9c, three days after they aired in Canada.
Season Two premiered on September 29, 2008. While the series originally had a 13 episode order, NBC ordered another nine, ensuring the series would get the full 22-episode treatment.[7] The theme song is "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" by Cake.
On February 2, 2009, Chuck became the first scripted television series in the U.S. to broadcast a full-length 3D television episode.[citation needed] The episode was broadcast using the ColorCode 3D stereoscopy system, and could be viewed by wearing a pair of glasses distributed as part of a national promotion for the movie "Monsters Vs. Aliens," which was sponsored by Intel.[81]

International distribution

Country TV network(s) Weekly schedule (local time)
Argentina Argentina Warner Channel 7:00 pm Sundays[82]
Aruba Aruba Warner Channel 8:00 pm Sundays[82]
Australia Australia FOX8 8:30 pm Wednesdays EST (Season 1) – Premiered April 1, 2009
8:30 pm Thursdays EST (Season 2)
Bangladesh Bangladesh AXN 10:30 pm Wednesdays, 7:30 pm Saturdays
Barbados Barbados Warner Channel 8:00 pm Sundays[82]
Belgium Belgium VT4
la deux
6:35 pm Sundays
6:40 pm Saturdays
Bolivia Bolivia Warner Channel 8:00 pm Sundays[82]
Brazil Brazil Warner Channel (subtitles Portuguese)
SBT (dubbed version)
6:00 pm Sundays (Six-month window past NBC broadcast)[82]
4:00 pm Mondays
Canada Canada Citytv
Space
Ztélé (French version)
10:00 pm Mondays
9:00 pm Wednesdays
Ztélé: 08:00 pm Tuesday (with repeats)
Chile Chile Warner Channel 10:00 pm Sundays[82]
Colombia Colombia Warner Channel 7:00 pm Sundays[82]
Costa Rica Costa Rica Warner Channel 6:00 pm Sundays[82]
Croatia Croatia RTL Televizija 10:30 pm Tuesdays (Season 1)
Curaçao Curaçao Warner Channel 8:00 pm Sundays[82]
Czech Republic Czech Republic Prima Cool 8:15 pm Wednesdays (Season 1) – Premiered April 1, 2009
8:15 pm Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays (Season 2) – Premiered January 27, 2010
Denmark Denmark 6'eren 9:00 pm Thursday
Dominican Republic Dominican Republic Warner Channel 8:00 pm Sundays[82]
Ecuador Ecuador Warner Channel 7:00 pm Sundays[82]
El Salvador El Salvador Warner Channel 6:00 pm Sundays[82]
Fiji Fiji Mai TV 8:00 pm Thursday
France France TF1 2:15 pm Sundays (Season 1 premiered November 9, 2008. Season 2 in progress.)
Germany Germany ProSieben Break between Season 1 and 2 (5:00 pm Saturdays) (Premiered August 22, 2009.)
Greece Greece Star Channel 5:45 pm Sundays
Guatemala Guatemala Warner Channel 6:00 pm Sundays[82]
Honduras Honduras Warner Channel 6:00 pm Sundays[82]
Hong Kong Hong Kong AXN (Pay-tv)
TVB J2 (Free-to-air)
11:00 pm Thursday
1:00 pm, 10:30 pm Sunday – Premiered May 2008
Hungary Hungary RTL Klub
Cool TV
9:20 pm Tuesdays – Premiere July 14, 2009 (Cancelled, Last episode: July 28, 2009)
11:45 am (rep. 18:20 pm) Sunday – Premiere December 27, 2009 (Cool Tv)
Iceland Iceland Stöð 2 9:10 pm Tuesdays
India India AXN 10:00 pm Wednesdays, 7:00 pm Saturdays
Indonesia Indonesia AXN 8:00 pm Mondays (Season 1), 9:00 pm Thursdays (Season 2)
Republic of Ireland Ireland TV3 / 3e Premiered June 7, 2008, Now shown @ 8pm Saturday nights on sister Channel 3e
Israel Israel HOT Zone 5 pm Wednesdays – Premiered January 7, 2009
Italy Italy Steel (Pay-tv)
Italia 1 (Free-to-air)
9:00 pm Sundays — Premiered June 22, 2008
10.45 pm Tuesdays — Premiered June 9, 2009
Japan Japan Super! drama TV 10:00 pm Thursdays — Premiered December 10, 2009.
Lithuania Lithuania TV1 6:00 pm Saturdays and Sundays — Premiered August 2, 2009. Only first season aired.
Malaysia Malaysia AXN 10:00 pm Thursday
Mexico Mexico Warner Channel 7:00 pm Sundays[82]
New Zealand New Zealand TV2 9:30 pm Wednesdays — Premiered June 18, 2008 (Currently On Hold, Season 3 Starts In 2010)
Netherlands The Netherlands RTL 5 Sundays 8:30, march 2010
Nicaragua Nicaragua Warner Channel 6:00 pm Sundays[82]
Norway Norway Viasat4 9:35 pm Mondays — Premiered August 18, 2008
Pakistan Pakistan AXN 9:30 pm Wednesdays, 6:30 pm Saturdays
Panama Panama Warner Channel 7:00 pm Sundays[82]
Paraguay Paraguay Warner Channel 6:00 pm Sundays[82]
Peru Peru Warner Channel 7:00 pm Sundays[82]
Philippines Philippines AXN[83]
C/S 9[83]
Jack TV[83]
Solar TV
9:00 pm Mondays
9:00 pm Thursdays
10:00 pm Tuesdays
07:30 pm Saturdays (January 16, 2010 as part of a Served Hot Series)
Poland Poland TVN Siedem 1:00 pm Sundays (Season 2)
Portugal Portugal RTP2 (Free-to-air)
AXN (Pay-tv)
RTP1 (FTA reruns)
10:40 pm Wednesdays
22:30 pm Fridays
3:00 pm Sundays
Romania Romania Pro TV 11:45 pm Mondays to Thursdays — Premiered August 20, 2009[84]
Saint Lucia Saint Lucia Warner Channel 8:00 pm Sundays[82]
Singapore Singapore AXN 10:00 pm Thursdays
Slovakia Slovakia TV Markíza 10:55 am two episodes Sundays — Season 1 premiered March 7, 2010
Slovenia Slovenia Kanal A 10:45 pm Fridays–Sundays — Season 1 premiered September 4, 2009
Spain Spain TV3
Canal 9
Calle 13
TPA
10:50 pm Thursdays
08:00 pm Saturdays and Sundays
9:30 pm Thursdays
Tuesdays 23:15
South Africa South Africa M-Net 7:30 pm Tuesdays — Premiered June 4, 2008
Sri Lanka Sri Lanka AXN on DialogTV 06:30 pm Mondays — Premiered May 5
Suriname Suriname Warner Channel 8:00 pm Sundays[82]
Sweden Sweden TV6 8:00 pm Mondays
Switzerland Switzerland SF2 6:45 pm Monday to Friday (Season 1) — Premiered June 19, 2009
6:45 pm Monday to Friday (Season 2) — will start in April 2010[85]
Republic of China Taiwan AXN 9:00 pm Tuesdays
Thailand Thailand AXN 9:00 pm Mondays
Trinidad and Tobago Trinidad and Tobago NBC-e 8:00 pm Mondays (Season 2)
Turkey Turkey CNBC-e 8:00 pm Tuesdays (Season 1)
8:00 pm Mondays
United Kingdom United Kingdom Virgin1 10:00 pm Mondays (Season 1) — Premiered April 7, 2008
9:00 pm Tuesdays (Season 2) — Premiered June 9, 2009
Uruguay Uruguay Warner Channel 7:00 pm Sundays[82]
United States United States NBC 8:00 pm Mondays, 7:00 pm Central time
Venezuela Venezuela Venevisión
Warner Channel
7:00 pm Thursdays — Premiered 10 February
7:00 pm Sundays[82]

Online distribution

In the U.S., the entire first and second seasons are available for purchase at the Zune Marketplace, the iTunes Store, Playstation Network, Amazon Unbox, and Xbox Live Marketplace. Season 3 episodes (with commercials) are available the morning after US broadcast at the NBC, Hulu, IMDB (low definition Hulu), and Fancast web sites. .In an aggressive marketing campaign by NBC, the pilot episode was released across a broad range of media from satellite broadcasting to popular social networking websites such as Facebook, shown on United Airlines flights, freely distributed on video on demand on about 30 cable and satellite systems including Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Cox Communications and Dish Network, on Yahoo, and from Amazon Unbox.^ Reply (0) ] Re: starter driving range.jpg free gay porn video , < E-Mail > / November 11, 7:36pm qmbfx rbjg .
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Home media

Name Release dates Ep #
Region 1 Region 2 Region 4
The Complete First Season September 16, 2008 (DVD)[87]
November 11, 2008 (Blu-ray Disc)[88]
August 18, 2008[89] November 12, 2008[90] 13
The Complete Second Season January 5, 2010[91] October 5, 2009 April 7, 2010[92] 22
Both the DVD and Blu-ray Disc box sets are distributed by Warner Home Video.
The DVD and Blu-ray Disc box sets of The Complete First Season contain the same special features: deleted scenes ("Declassified Scenes"); "Chuck's World—an inside look at character development and casting sessions"; "Chuck on Chuck"—commentaries by Zachary Levi, Joshua Gomez, Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak; bloopers ("Chuck vs. the Chuckles"); and "Chuck's Online World—a gallery of web originated mini-featurettes".[93]
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Marketing

In May 2007, NBC announced that their official website would launch "MyNBC" allowing users to be more interactive with selected shows. MyNBC will allow fans to delve inside Chuck's "brain" which will host hot spots of top-secret government information that the title character possesses. It will also have bonus video features.[95] .In addition, NBC further announced in July 2007 that tie-in micro websites where fans who log onto Buy-More.net would be directed to NerdHerdHelp.com giving them access to exclusive content of the show and a blog written by the title character's best friend and sidekick, Morgan, would be launched in September 2007.[96] NBC is reportedly expected to spend about $8 million in total promoting the show.^ Reply (0) ] www loitomeri com blog www loitomeri com blog , < E-Mail > / August 17, 12:05pm User friendly site with quality content.
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Comics

Wildstorm, a DC Comics imprint, produced a six-issue mini-series written by Peter Johnson and Zev Borow (series co-executive producer and writer, respectively), with art by Jeremy Haun and Phil Noto. It started in June 2008.[98][99] A trade paperback collection was published in July, 2009.[100] It also includes a public service announcement on brushing one's teeth from Captain Awesome and two gag adventures with Morgan based on film noir and The Odyssey. (WildStorm also releases Brian K. Vaughan's Ex Machina, a series which sees its main character fused with a technological structure, issue #39 of which is used within Chuck to conceal the Intersect Operating manual from General Beckman, Casey, and Sarah for Chuck's studies from Season 2, episode #17 onwards.)

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From Wikiquote

.Chuck (2007– ) is an American television series, airing on NBC, about an average computer-whiz-next-door who receives an encoded e-mail from an old friend, a rogue CIA agent, which embeds the world's greatest spy secrets in his brain.^ And what can he reveal about his return to NBC’s “Chuck”?
  • Chuck | Access Hollywood - Celebrity News, Photos & Videos 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.accesshollywood.com [Source type: General]

^ The series is about an "average computer-whiz-next-door" who receives an encoded e-mail from an old college friend now working in the CIA; the message embeds the only remaining copy of the world's greatest spy secrets into Chuck's brain."About Chuck"Chuck from NBC .
  • Chuck Bartowski Star of NBC TV's "Chuck" 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Watch Chuck Online Season 2 Watch Chuck Online and learn about the world's nerdiest secret agent!
  • CHUCK (The TV Series) 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Contents

Season 1

Pilot [1.01]

.Chuck Bartowski: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan, did you spike the punch?^ Meanwhile, Morgan and Ellie snoop into Chuck's secret world.
  • SPACE 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.spacecast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Quick, what do you think of Chuck Bartowski?  .
  • Chuck Bartowski Star of NBC TV's "Chuck" 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "Chuck," which is about a computer geek whose life changes when he accidentally downloads government secrets to his brain, has been enthusiastically lauded in recent blog posts by Entertainment Weekly and Time Magazine.
  • CANOE -- JAM! Television: 'Chuck' fans eat subs to save show 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC jam.canoe.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Morgan Grimes: Something goes wrong, you blame me.^ Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled.
  • Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk (page 1 of 12) 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.goodreads.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.After all these years, where's the trust?^ The Chuck Alvarez Band is grateful for all the love and support that has been showered upon them all these years.
  • C H U C K   A L V A R E Z 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckalvarezband.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For career totals these are the average of all years weighted by the number games played or managed.
  • Chuck Dressen Managerial Record - Baseball-Reference.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.baseball-reference.com [Source type: General]

^ By doing this, we're actively supporting all the fine folks who have been entertaining the shit out of us all these years.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[pause]
Morgan Grimes: Yes, I did.

.Chuck: [Sarah, disguised like a ninja, is stealing his computer] Please...^ Chuck gets close enough to Sasha to steal back the Cipher, but Sasha kidnaps Casey and Sarah and uses them as hostages.
  • Watch Chuck Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My name's not Chuck by the way, and it only seemed to work like that for Apple IIe computers.
  • "Chuck Norris"-ing code 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.perlmonks.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If there are 10,000 chicks that look like Sarah Walker, please show me two or three.
  • Chuck (TV show on NBC) [Archive] - NCAA Football 10 & NCAA Basketball 10 at ncaaStrategies 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.ncaastrategies.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

not the computer.

Sarah Walker: That's funny.
Chuck: Well, I'm a funny guy.
Sarah: Clearly! Which is good, because I am not funny.
.Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way?^ How social networks wreck your online anonymity (TechRepublic) There are all kinds of ways to lose your anonymity on the Web and the rise of social networks are a big factor.
  • Tech Philly: Network Support Philadelphia Area IT Service and Consulting for Business and Home 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.techphilly.com [Source type: News]

^ You joined Facebook because it was such an easy way to share your pro-Florida State feelings without your pro-Florida boss finding your secret.
  •  | Chuck Welch 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckwelch.com [Source type: General]

^ So come and explore the Big Island real estate market and let Chuck Bishop be your guide in satisfying all your real estate needs and desires.
  • Keauhou Real Estate, Kailua-Kona Real Estate, Hawaii County Real Estate, Chuck Bishop 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.chuckbishop.com [Source type: General]

.'Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...^ But as you have probably figured out, he's not real.
  • Chuck Woodbury's
    Roadside Journal
    6 February 2010 10:48 UTC rvtravel.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You've done good work here ."

^ As I go I’ve been bookmarking lots of resources and figuring out some things I couldn’t find via searches..

Sarah: Oh, plenty... believe me.
.Chuck: I was thinking "either she's a cannibal, or she's really not that funny," and I was pulling for cannibal 'cause I'd never met one before...^ Chuck Palahniuk It's funny how you never think about the women you've had.

^ I have probably said this before on this site, but I really wish they had held back one of their new shows instead.
  • Fall TV Preview 2009: CHUCK | the TV addict 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC thetvaddict.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ While he admired Agent Forrest's thinking, he also realized she was a greater liability on the team than Sarah, despite her feelings for Chuck.
  • John Casey - Chuck Wiki - Mondays on NBC 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck-nbc.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.Sarah: Uh, not a cannibal, but I did just come out of a long relationship, so I may come with baggage.^ It takes that long just to cultivate the kind of chemistry, friendship, and trust required for a fruitful relationship, not to mention the complexities of your situation.
  • Dr. Chuck & Jeanette Laird - Life Coaches 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chucklaird.com [Source type: General]

^ Things get complicated when Chuck wants to hash out his and Sarah’s relationship problems while they’re on the mission.

^ Description: After realizing that his relationship with Sarah had no chance of being real, Chuck decides to go out with a woman who is working at a local sandwich shop.
  • Watch Chuck Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Chuck: Well, I could be your very own baggage handler.^ Chuck has been very fortunate to have served many very satisfied customers in the past and will work hard to satisfy your future real estate needs as well.
  • Chuck Colliver - Home 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcolliver.com [Source type: General]

^ Overall Site Rating:    Write your own Review 1 people rated Chuck E Cheese.
  • Chuck E Cheese Coupons, Promotions & Chuck E Cheese Coupon Codes - CouponMountain.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.couponmountain.com [Source type: General]

^ Summary: Chuck tries to balance his two very different lives as he trains a new Nerd Herder, Hannah, and gets his own asset.
  • Chuck - TV Show - Watch Online, Latest Season & Episodes - SideReel 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.sidereel.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[awkward silence]

Sarah: Come any closer, I shoot!
.Major John Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack.^ If you want to check it out go here .

^ John Casey, and also him with Sarah!

^ Yvonne Strzechowski plays Sarah Walker, the CIA agent, and Adam Baldwin plays Major John Casey, the NSA agent.
  • CHUCK | Latest News | Episodes | Photos 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.chuckfans.com [Source type: General]

I'm thinking maybe pancakes.

.Chuck: [excitedly] I defused a real bomb!^ Chuck and Sarah have to defuse a bomb, fail and, expecting to die in the detonation, the pair share a passionate kiss as the timer runs out.
  • Chuck: Watch Episodes Online for Free 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I defused a real bomb! I defused a real bomb!... [horrified] What if I had been wrong?
Casey: Don't puke on the C-4.

Sarah: Chuck, listen to me. .Those men are from the NSA. They're here for you and they will hurt you.^ Everything you're looking for is here: .
  • Conversation with Chuck McCann 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.tvparty.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They’re clever, those guys.
  • Where to get the 3D Glasses for the Super Bowl and NBC's 'Chuck' - TV Ratings, Nielsen Ratings, Television Show Ratings | TVbytheNumbers.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC tvbythenumbers.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Pick up a Leatt Brace here – For those of you who were not there, you missed...
  • #63 Chuck Sun | Welcome to Chuck-sun.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck-sun.com [Source type: General]

Chuck: Me? Why me? I'm nobody. .I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd, at a Buy More.^ Story: The Buy More Nerd Herd is left behind in tonight's new episode of " Chuck " when Team Bartowski is assigned to protect a soon-to-reform a South American dictator (Armand Assante) from an assassin.
  • Chuck » MTV Movies Blog 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC moviesblog.mtv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ After his boss at Buy More challenges him, Chuck enlists the help of Morgan and the Nerd Herd to prove himself worthy of becoming assistant manager.
  • Chuck Bartowski Star of NBC TV's "Chuck" 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Stay tuned to Chuck for your chance to win an exclusive prize pack including a Chuck T-shirt, and Buy More and Nerd Herd goodies.
  • Ellie and Awesome's Wedding Day on Chuck | Chuck | TV Highlights | Throng 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.throng.co.nz [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Maybe someday I'll be assistant manager. but .I don't even know if I want that job.^ On the Net, we don’t know how easy, or productive that can be, but Chuck’s “Linking In to Pay it Forward” does the job.
  • Chuck Hester - LinkedIn 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.linkedin.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you don’t want to know, then simply DONT READ! .
  • ZACHARY-LEVI.COM » Archive for Chuck Spoilers 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC zachary-levi.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That's the union they'll be hearing from -- one they don't even know exists.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Chuck: Morgan, this is a bad idea.^ Meanwhile, Morgan (Joshua Gomez) tries to convince Anna (Julia Ling) that moving in with him would be a bad idea.
  • The Watcher: Please, think of the children! Watch tonight's 'Chuck'! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Morgan: We can't stay here, Chuck.
Chuck: I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
Morgan: Plan, what plan? This is survival.
[knocking] Morgan: Oh no, we've been compromised. I'm a ghost.
.Chuck: Morgan you can't leave me like this.^ Unfortunately he's interrupted when a new intersect comes to town, leaving Morgan to romance Chuck's latest lady friend.
  • Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.buzzsugar.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Palahniuk tags: humor , love 216 people liked it "If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down?
  • Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk (page 1 of 12) 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.goodreads.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As well, Chuck received Academy of Country Music and Country Music Association nominations for the #1 hit, "How Do You Like Me Now," written with country artist Toby Keith.
  • Chuck Cannon | God Shaped Hole | CD Baby 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.cdbaby.com [Source type: General]

.Ellie: [door opens] Chuck, what are you doing?^ The moment Chuck opens his mouth, you'll see his passion and his dedication to fighting fraud.
  • Keynote Speaker & Author | Chuck Whitlock Motivates & Educates Groups 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckwhitlock.com [Source type: General]

^ Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

^ Before Chuck’s dad opens the door to his trailer, it looks like Chuck and Sarah were having a little moment.
  • ZACHARY-LEVI.COM » Archive for Chuck Spoilers 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC zachary-levi.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck: Um, escaping.
Ellie: From your own party?

.Chuck: [on the roof top, after flashing on the data downloaded into his head] Look something's wrong with me.^ While working a technical-support firm called the Nerd Herd, Chuck accidentally downloaded millions of megabytes of government secrets into his own brain!

^ Zachary Levi (Less Than Perfect) plays Chuck , a nerdy computer tech who has a database of government secrets downloaded into his brain.
  • Watch Chuck Online - Full Episodes of Chuck & More TV Shows Online with blinkx Remote 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.blinkx.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Bartowski is a computer nerd who suddenly becomes a secret agent when he unwittingly downloads an entire server of government secrets into his brain.
  • Chuck - The TV IV 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tviv.org [Source type: General]

.I don't know what, but something is very, very wrong with me.^ I'm glad I know myself well enough that I recognized something was wrong and that I had the strength to do something about it.

^ Don’t get me wrong, I know that America is not the only place in this world where His Abundant blessings are plentiful!

I'm remembering things I shouldn't know.
.Sarah: Talk to me, Chuck, like what?^ Chuck, Zac Win EWwys Sarah & Ellie: What ‘Chuck’ Really Needs Is A Little Girl Talk Chuck Me Mondays: “Chuck Vs.
  • Join Finale & A Footlong Monday! (Updated – New Video, Pics) : ChuckTV.net : The fansite for NBC's series, Chuck 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC chucktv.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When Shaw was talking about him and Sarah both making the mistake of falling in love with spies, did he mean Chuck or Bryce?
  • Chuck Fan Club | Fansite with photos, videos, and more 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.fanpop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There was more time for character development with Shaw questioning Sarah’s feelings for Chuck and revealing how he lost his wife, Evelyn, a spy like them.

.Chuck: I don't know.^ Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am?
  • THE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS - TOP 100 CHUCK NORRIS JOKES 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC thechucknorrisfacts.com [Source type: Original source]
  • Chuck Norris 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dahl-lumholt.dk [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am?
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.

I don't know. Like there was a Serbian demolitions expert at the Large Mart today. don't you think that's a little odd?

Chuck: Phone trouble again?
Sarah: Yeah, I'm not sure I'm able to receive calls... cause .I never got one from you...^ Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Palahniuk , Invisible Monsters, 1999 The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
  • Chuck Palahniuk Quotes - The Quotations Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.quotationspage.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Palahniuk tags: god , life 1,793 people liked it "The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."
  • Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk (page 1 of 12) 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.goodreads.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Sarah [about Devon]: So wait, you call him Captain Awesome?^ Search Chuck - Series Overview - MSN TV Chuck 's Big Mike and Captain Awesome show you the big guys can get the women, too.
  • Nation - Search results for Chuck Tv Show Stars 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC search.nation.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When Shaw was talking about him and Sarah both making the mistake of falling in love with spies, did he mean Chuck or Bryce?
  • Chuck Fan Club | Fansite with photos, videos, and more 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.fanpop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck 's Big Mike and Captain Awesome show you the big guys can get the women, too.
  • Nation - Search results for Chuck Tv Show Cast 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC search.nation.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Chuck: Yeah, wait till you meet him.^ If you would like to contact Chuck, e-mail him at ChuckG@wdiv.com .
  • Chuck Gaidica - News Team Story - WDIV Detroit 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.clickondetroit.com [Source type: General]

^ You don’t have to wait for the Super Bowl and Chuck to play with them.
  • Where to get the 3D Glasses for the Super Bowl and NBC's 'Chuck' - TV Ratings, Nielsen Ratings, Television Show Ratings | TVbytheNumbers.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC tvbythenumbers.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you ever have a chance to meet him in person, you should.

Everything he does is awesome. Climbing mountains, jumping out of planes, flossing...

Sarah: God, I'm not funny, I don't listen to music... this must be your worst date ever, right? ... .I was waiting for you to say no.^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.Chuck: Sorry, I kinda zoned out there for a second.^ This list of Funny Chuck Norris Facts, the best Chuck Norris Jokes out there, was brought to you by MediaTees.
  • Chuck Norris Jokes, The best list of funny facts : Media Tees: Funny Movie T-shirts, & Quotes Gifts 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.cafepress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Mat Rat Says: January 9, 2006 at 3:11 pm Every time there is an awkward silence, Chuck Norris has wiped out 3 new species.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Be safe out there - Chuck Posted by Chuck at 5:10 PM 1 comments Subscribe to: Posts (Atom) Blog Archive .

No, no no no! God no. I've had much worse dates... experiences overall, with women. In eleventh grade...
Sarah: Eleventh grade? Oh. .You have to go back that far?^ Sometimes it roundkicks you so hard, you go back in time so you die before you went to bed.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ So I apologize but I’m also really far away so what are you going to do about it punk?

Come on!
Chuck: I don't date that much

.Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck.^ While he admired Agent Forrest's thinking, he also realized she was a greater liability on the team than Sarah, despite her feelings for Chuck.
  • John Casey - Chuck Wiki - Mondays on NBC 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck-nbc.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ While trying to diffuse a bomb Chuck and Sarah kiss thinking they're about to die.
  • Chuck: Watch Full Episodes on TheWB.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.thewb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Chuck: Watch Full Episodes on TheWB.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.thewb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris can roll a natural 20 on a D4 In WoW, many characters are named after Chuck Norris, but always get wtf-pwned, because there is only ONE Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Or Morgan, for that matter.
.Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.^ In Dynasty Warriors they found out Lu Bu was too wimpy so they replaced him with Chuck Norris but it made the game unbeatable.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I first met Chuck during CES 2006 in Las Vegas and found him to be a personable, friendly, 68 year old.
  • commodore.ca | History | Chuck Peddle Inventor of the Personal Computer 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.commodore.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Adolf Hitler commited suicide because he found out that Chuck Norris was coming to get him "It's my way or the Chuck Norris way either way your dead.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own.^ Everyone is struggling after losing one of their own and are turning to any distraction they can find.
  • Grey's Anatomy at TV.com 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jeff: What if you're the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchukus?^ If for any reason you need to return or exchange an item, just contact our Customer Service department and you're done!
  • Chuck Norris Jokes, The best list of funny facts : Media Tees: Funny Movie T-shirts, & Quotes Gifts 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.cafepress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ July 3, 2008 We’re wrapping up the 2007-2008 season and letting you know which shows will be returning in the fall – and which [...
  • Chuck | TV Series Finale 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tvseriesfinale.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck: ...That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. .Here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.^ Click here to find out more!
  • Chuck Leavell - Keyboardist for the Rolling Stones, Forest Conservationist 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.chuckleavell.com [Source type: General]

^ They've finally figured out their cast issues and managed to expand the DA role more seamlessly than I thought them capable.

^ Before I check out for a two-week holiday break, here are a few thoughts and reminders.


Ellie: Aces, Charles. You're aces.
Chuck: A dad quote. I'm impressed.

.Casey: You mean all our secrets are in his noggin?^ If you want to download all the episodes for free, then, become the member of our website.
  • Download Chuck Episodes | Watch Chuck Season, Episode Now – Edogo.Com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck.edogo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If anyone will know, you all will - dead deer in our yard Shoe Mavens - time to help me!
  • Other stuff [Archive] - Page 120 - Community - CookingLight.com 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC community.cookinglight.com [Source type: General]

^ Jenny Ausiello: If by near future you mean this season then yes, someone else will be finding out about Chuck’s secret in the near future.
  • Chuck Media 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck-media.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Casey: [to his men] Chuck Bartowski is your mark.^ Colonel John Casey is portrayed by actor Adam Baldwin on the television show Chuck on NBC. He is partnered with CIA agent Sarah Walker to protect Chuck Bartowski .
  • John Casey - Chuck Wiki - Mondays on NBC 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck-nbc.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Jeff Barnes • Chuck Bartowski • Ellie Bartowski • Big Mike • John Casey • Morgan Grimes • Lester Patau • Sarah Walker • Devon Woodcomb .
  • John Casey - Chuck Wiki - Mondays on NBC 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck-nbc.wikia.com [Source type: General]

NSA director wants him with a pulse. .Till we find out who he's working with and what he knows, he lives.^ Who knows where to find the ?
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ And, find out who else she’d like to have on her arm!
  • Chuck | Access Hollywood - Celebrity News, Photos & Videos 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.accesshollywood.com [Source type: General]

^ Chuck's sister Ellie is a doctor who is constantly looking out for his best interests and wants to help him find a girlfriend.
  • Chuck - TV Show - Watch Online, Latest Season & Episodes - SideReel 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.sidereel.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The CIA skirt you can kill.

Bryce: It's hard to say goodbye.

Chuck Versus the Helicopter [1.02]

NSA General Beckman: Our most valuable secrets have been sent to an idiot.
.CIA Director Graham: At least they weren't sent to his friend.^ CIA Director Graham .
  • Chuck - The TV IV 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tviv.org [Source type: General]
  • Amazon.com: Chuck: DVDs, Episodes, Cast, and Streaming Videos 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And Thanks to TV Guide for confirming that Tony's Character Name on Chuck is CIA Director Langston Graham!
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Ellie Bartowski: How did you get in here?^ Did you ever been here?!
  • Vibe Lebanon :: Lebanon's First Live Internet Radio Station 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.vibelebanon.com [Source type: General]

^ And of course, at the end of the article, I entice you with a ratings chart showing how our favored shows did last week.
  • Chuck - Screen Rant 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC screenrant.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How did you come to be involved with the Mother Nature Network?
  • Chuck Leavell - Keyboardist for the Rolling Stones, Forest Conservationist 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.chuckleavell.com [Source type: General]

.Morgan: Chuck's window, or as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."^ Chuck Palahniuk ( Fight Club ) 155 people liked it "A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"
  • Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk (page 1 of 12) 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.goodreads.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I really feel like its important for Chuck and for Morgan to be able to geek out like geeks do."

^ Chuck Palahniuk ( Choke ) tags: sex 107 people liked it "What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized yet."
  • Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk (page 1 of 12) 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.goodreads.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Ellie: I'm gonna go close the window.

.Chuck: [about Sarah meeting his family for the first time] It's a big step, if our relationship were remotely real.^ I can’t believe how much the United States government has hurt the people that I love.” Sarah: “Well maybe it’s time for the United States government to help you.” Sarah helps Chuck find his dad.
  • ZACHARY-LEVI.COM » Archive for Chuck Spoilers 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC zachary-levi.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ His partner is the CIA's top agent (and Chuck's first date in years), Sarah Walker (Yvonne Strzechowski, "Gone").
  • Chuck - Full Episodes and Clips streaming online for free - Hulu 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.hulu.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Morgan (Joshua Gomez) deals with his mother’s relationship with Big Mike (Mark Christopher Lawrence) by crashing at Chuck’s apartment much to Ellie and Awesome’s chagrin.
  • The Watcher: Please, think of the children! Watch tonight's 'Chuck'! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.John: [Casey's been shot with a tranquilizer dart] Pull it out.^ Ned Rhyerson turned out to be an operative working for Fulcrum and intentionally shot Casey in order isolate Chuck from his team.
  • John Casey - Chuck Wiki - Mondays on NBC 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck-nbc.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ "John Casey's been out there for 20 years saving America, now he realizes just what he's been saving," Fedak said.

Chuck: I have a very strong aversion to needles.

.Casey: This is how this is gonna work.^ We're actually shocked they never explored how funny it is to have a bad ass like Casey working at the Buy More.
  • Chuck - TV Fanatic 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay in the car.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: [dramatically] ...Let's do this.

.Chuck: [to Sarah, who's interrogating him] You should know if you're planning on hurting me even to prove a point, I have a very low threshold for pain.^ Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am?
  • THE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS - TOP 100 CHUCK NORRIS JOKES 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC thechucknorrisfacts.com [Source type: Original source]
  • Chuck Norris 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dahl-lumholt.dk [Source type: Original source]

^ Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking.
  • Amazon.com: Chuck: The Complete First Season: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Sarah Lancaster: Movies & TV 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know who have beards?
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]


.Chuck: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything...^ Chuck TV Show Click Here....If you're looking to Download Chuck !
  • Nation - Search results for Chuck Tv Show Cast 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC search.nation.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything.

^ If you look in Chuck Norris' dictionary, under "S", you wont find the word "Survivor"..
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

today. .Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that.^ And I'm really sorry about Humunculo -- we don't even know where he's going with half this stuff.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.^ It would make my day -- REALLY !
  • Dr. Chuck & Jeanette Laird - Life Coaches 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chucklaird.com [Source type: General]

^ He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
  • Top 100 Facts About Chuck Norris 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.100factsabout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Features of WinRAR:- Using WinRAR puts you ahead of the crowd when it comes to compression by consistently making smaller archives than the competition, saving .
  • Winrar Keygen News and More 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC medimmedikal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Ellie: Well, you've moved onto bigger and better girls.^ Jess: Well, you better decide, but it's already-- wait, that clock has been stuck at 11 for hours!
  • Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: TV | Points in Case 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.pointsincase.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When you envision a the future state in which you’ve put in the time to learn how to do something well, it is powerfully motivating and energizing.
  • Chuck Westbrook's Blog — Trying to make it all simple. 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckwestbrook.com [Source type: Original source]

^ But if you can tell the difference between the two flavors, you stand a better chance of avoiding burnout and solving problems, and you will grow as a person as well.
  • Chuck Westbrook's Blog — Trying to make it all simple. 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckwestbrook.com [Source type: Original source]

.I don't really mean bigger like literally bigger...^ I don’t mean this to be a literal conversation expressed through the story’s dialogue.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ If you don’t take care of your organs then you can’t pay attention which means you don’t really care enough.

.I just really like Sarah, and I hope you guys work things out before the next dinner party, of course.^ I just so enjoy watching you guys!
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I hope the pilot works out for Tony!!!
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Pray to realize that you are enlightened just as you are.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

Chuck: I dunno, sis, I really think I blew it.
.Ellie: Look, Chuck, just try apologizing.^ Charah moment: Chuck to Sarah: “I just want to be able to tell Ellie the truth.
  • ZACHARY-LEVI.COM » Archive for Chuck Spoilers 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC zachary-levi.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

^ If I have time Tuesday, I'll try to do a new post on what I loved about Monday's "Chuck," or maybe I'll just leave my thoughts in the comment area of this post.
  • The Watcher: Please, think of the children! Watch tonight's 'Chuck'! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It goes a long way.

.Chuck: Casey he's got Sarah, we've gotta save her!^ Awesome works with Sarah and Chuck to save Casey from an ...
  • Chuck Television show - Chuck TV Show - Yahoo! TV 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Emotions and sea legs are tested when Chuck, Sarah and Casey have to head to the marina to stop a plot that also puts an unwitting Morgan and Anna squarely in the crosshairs.
  • Chuck: Watch Episodes Online for Free 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'm impressed by the passion and the thoughtfulness of the Save Chuck campaigners, and I've let myself be sucked into it, in a way I didn't think I could anymore.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

John Casey: Brilliant deduction.

[Sarah's handcuffed wrists are strung up over her head]
Chuck: Sarah! Are you okay?
[realizes Sarah is gagged with duct tape]
Chuck: Stupid question. Should I, uh...
[rips the tape off her mouth]
.Sarah: Chuck, you have to get out of here.^ Chuck and Sarah have to defuse a bomb, fail and, expecting to die in the detonation, the pair share a passionate kiss as the timer runs out.
  • Chuck: Watch Episodes Online for Free 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It turns out that the doctor faked his death and kidnaps Sarah in order to force her to tell him where Chuck is because he wants to sell the secrets.
  • Chuck: Watch Episodes Online for Free 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you want to check it out go here .

.Chuck: No, I'm here to save you!^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris has no intention of reviving you after beating you to a bloody mess.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sarah: You shouldn't be here - you're too valuable!^ PHOTOS: Zachary Levi Eats a Fatburger If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed and follow us on Twitter....
  • ChuckTV.net : The fansite for the NBC series, Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chucktv.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed and follow us on Twitter .
  • Join Finale & A Footlong Monday! (Updated – New Video, Pics) : ChuckTV.net : The fansite for NBC's series, Chuck 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC chucktv.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Neil Diamond - I'm Glad You're Here w/ Me (1977) Trumpet .
  • The Official Website of Chuck Findley 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.chuckfindley.net [Source type: General]

Besides, I have this well in hand.
Chuck: Uh-huh. Yeah. .'Cause it looks like it's well in hand.^ Looks like Morgan is going to have his hands full!
  • ChuckTV.net : The fansite for the NBC series, Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chucktv.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Other guy: “Like any of the new shows?” Me: “Well I LOVE ‘Life.’ ” Other guy: *puzzled look* Me: “It’s on NBC? After ‘Bionic Woman’?

Casey: I don't kid about quiches.

[voice over] .Chuck: Hi, my name is Charles Bartowski, but you can call me Chuck.^ Quick, what do you think of Chuck Bartowski?  .
  • Chuck Bartowski Star of NBC TV's "Chuck" 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But to show mercy he shortened it to Chuck Norris so when he preceded to ask “Whats my name, bitch??
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In each case, the goal is to have a conversation that doesn’t have to go through those formative, fumbling stages — the who are you , hi my name is introductions.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Those are my shoes, this is my life.^ Holding firmly to love and with practice and persistence, these qualities begin to show up in those I interact with, and not surprisingly, in my own life.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

It's filled with spies, car chases, computer-stealing ninjas and me saving the day.
--
You see, everything changed when I got an e-mail from my old college buddy, Bryce Larkin. You see, Bryce had been working for the CIA when he stole a whole bunch of government secrets. Big, important secrets. Really scary, nasty, you-get-killed-for-having-them secrets. Next thing I know, these super secrets are downloaded into my brain. Which means every moment of my life is in danger.

Chuck Versus the Tango [1.03]

.Chuck: Big Mike wants us to fix all these computers in two days or he's giving the position to Tang.^ PM: And the award for fan suggestion of the day goes to the fan who wants to see Casey and Chuck as roommates, equating the odd couple to comedy gold.
  • New York Comic Con 2009: CHUCK Panel Live Blog | the TV addict 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC thetvaddict.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This experience gave Chuck the confidence to get out on his own, incorporating all these styles into his band and introducing a sound unlike anything available at that time.
  • Chuck Brown en Música MySpace – Transmisión gratuita de MP3s, Fotos & Videos Musicales 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.myspace.com [Source type: General]

^ Morgan (Joshua Gomez) deals with his mother’s relationship with Big Mike (Mark Christopher Lawrence) by crashing at Chuck’s apartment much to Ellie and Awesome’s chagrin.
  • The Watcher: Please, think of the children! Watch tonight's 'Chuck'! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sorry guys. And Anna.
Anna: "Guys" is fine I don't mind.
.Chuck: It's not right we need to come up with something non gender specific.^ Josh is the one who made Chuck and Blair so awesome in the first place, and he wouldn’t be breaking them up unless it was part of a greater plan, right?
  • Chuck&Blair.Org » We're Chuck&Blair, Blair&Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckandblair.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So, I think the idea of coming up with something that also contributes more to helping the solidarity fund is a good one.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think just setting up something to help donate money to non-WGA members affected by the strike is a pretty noble, compassionate thing...
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

How do we feel about "team"?
Anna: Fellow nerd herders?
Lester: The Lesters?
Jeff: Chuck's stable of hos?

.Chuck: Okay, this is my first foray into major undercover spy work so you could ease up ease on the sarcasm, that would be great.^ (C) 2002 trhough 2008 Up & Running Technologies Incorporated If you want to use any images or text from this site you must get written approval first.
  • commodore.ca | History | Chuck Peddle Inventor of the Personal Computer 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.commodore.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Even from my upstairs bedroom window, you could hear my Dad say, "We couldn't trust that dog alone for a second…" .
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Now if you can forgive this major plothole of the Ring, who supposedly knows everything, having the worst intelligence and mistaking Devon for the spy, the main storyline of " Chuck Versus Operation Awesome " was actually quite good.
  • Chuck - TV Fanatic 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And how am I supposed to recognize La Cuidad? Is there a picture or something?
.Casey: If there's a photograph, why would we need you?^ There is no point looking back and asking, “why didn’t you do this differently, why didn’t you take better care of yourself?” .
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

^ While we have no problems with this seemingly forced move, our only issue would be why would Sarah and Casey still work together in the absence of Chuck?
  • Chuck - TV Fanatic 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck : Is there anything you would like to add before we conclude our discussion?
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

.Chuck: What did we just talk about?^ People just don't talk about it.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ He was talking about his Chuck Norris costume.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about .
  • THE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS - TOP 100 CHUCK NORRIS JOKES 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC thechucknorrisfacts.com [Source type: Original source]
  • Duckshit » Chuck Norris Jokes 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.duckshit.com [Source type: General]


.Casey: [about Chuck's first mission] You'll be fine, assuming you know how to tango.^ Now, how about you?
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Please let me know how you like Chuck in the Guestbook!!!
  • Chuck Bartowski Star of NBC TV's "Chuck" 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know what I am talking about.

.Chuck: Are you serious?^ Kudos to Chuck for writing such a powerful story, but seriously...screw you, Chuck.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Not only this, you can also download complete seasons of ‘ Chuck ‘ and many more of any of your favorite series.
  • Download Chuck Episodes | Watch Chuck Season, Episode Now – Edogo.Com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck.edogo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ While our favorite series Chuck is enjoying a mid season hiatus, I came across a piece of news that is surely going to excite you.
  • Download Chuck Episodes | Watch Chuck Season, Episode Now – Edogo.Com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck.edogo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Casey: Oh, I wouldn't joke about your life.

.Morgan: Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before.^ Before science it was believed that the trees in the forest lost their leaves because Chuck Norris kicked all the trees in the world, at once.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ For those of us afraid to go to the zoo, because the hyena cage is just before the penguin tank, I suggest finding on old copy of Batman:TAS (the real version by Timm-Dini), where you can watch a beating of the Penguin.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris was going to be selected for the program, but he got kicked out because it wouldn't be fair against the other students even if he didn't receive any supplies.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.
Anna Wu: Speak for yourself.
[Everyone stares at Anna]

.Casey: [after throwing a microwave at someone's head] Now that's what I call moving some merchandise.^ Whatever complications are created by Chuck becoming the Intersect 3.0, Sarah has committed to Chuck as her guy, and Chuck now appears to have all of Bryce's moves and then some.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Malena: [interrogating Chuck] Now, I want you to think very carefully about my options.^ Now, how about you?
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Now my boys want a dog.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That's a very powerful combination, if you think about it.

There's the old favorite, yank out a tooth... No, too noisy.
[Chuck nods a lot]
Malena: I could cut off a toe... No, too messy.
Chuck: Far too messy.
.Malena: Or I could chuck you off the balcony, Chuck.^ Last time we revealed to you that season three of Chuck will take off in month of March next year.
  • Download Chuck Episodes | Watch Chuck Season, Episode Now – Edogo.Com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck.edogo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.


.Alan Waterman: [giving Chuck his card] Well, if you need any help with the job thing, gimme a call.^ Though originally presumed dead, Bryce returns at Thanksgiving and needs Chuck’s help to prove he isn’t a rogue.
  • Chuck: Watch Full Episodes on TheWB.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.thewb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Chuck: Watch Full Episodes on TheWB.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.thewb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris does not need a glitch to unlock every pokemon, unless you count staring at the game cartridge a glitch.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris can hold more than 6 cards during a game of Duel Monsters without the need for the "Infinite Hand" Spell Card.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

I know people.
Chuck: [Chuck has a flash] Insider trading and off shore accounts in the Caymans.
.Alan Waterman: [shocked] What did you just say?^ Just as you could say the “ghost” is what that person was about , the “story” has that same fundamental quality.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ And then he just sits there after you say "okay" like he's clearly had to go to his happy place to avoid the temptation of all that jerky.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love that he just sits there for a second after you say ok.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Do you work for the SCC?
[taking the card]
Alan Waterman: I gotta go.

.Chuck: [regarding the pictures of dead people] Why are they sleeping?^ When people are constipated, doctors tell them they are going to send them to see Chuck Norris - it literally scares the shit out of them.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ (I also just learned that they are turning the clocks back one hour tonight so we get an extra hour of sleep — AMEN!) Here are a few pictures from the last couple of days… .

^ Why blow all your money on a new car when you are getting chicks by posting pictures of Chuck Norris riding a unicorn?

.Casey: They're not sleeping.^ In the security landscape, they're the endpoint that causes everyone to lose sleep.

They're dead.
.Sarah We need you to tell us who killed them, and why.^ Please tell us why you're reporting this lens: .
  • Chuck Bartowski Star of NBC TV's "Chuck" 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I certainly know that they need to stop having an hour and a half to tell you the same bad news with just a little different twist.

^ If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

.Chuck: [putting the pictures down] How should I know?^ So how does knowing kung fu alter things for Chuck?

^ If any true fans wanna know How i spend some spare time, they should look for me at Staple Center, cheering on the purple and gold.
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything.

Casey: Look at them again.
.Chuck: I would really rather not.^ If emo posers really hated life, they would let chuck norris roundhouse kick their wrists .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Those of you who are either lucky enough or misfortunate enough (it's a matter of perspective) to actually know Chuck, realize that these are rather "moderate" views in Chuck's opinion.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

It's kind of creepy.

.Chuck: That sounds great, but my wetsuit's at the dry cleaners.^ NBC hasn't made a ton of great decisions in the past few years, but on "Chuck's" behalf, my fingers are crossed.


.Chuck: I've been a spy all of five seconds, and I already have soy sauce on my shirt.^ However, not being one to let an opportunity to jump on a bandwagon slip by, I’ve written my own Chuck Norris facts.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The Aks Says: January 12, 2006 at 6:10 pm Chuck Norris’ blood is, in fact, not blood at all, but a rich, smokey-sweet barbeque sauce.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck as my author, and i defiantely see myself reading all of his works.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sarah: Well, go wash it off. And, Chuck?
Chuck: Yeah?
.Sarah: Stop saying you're a spy.^ Says: January 7, 2006 at 8:21 am all you losers(except kc the kid) stop trying to make more jokes cos they all suck .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Say you're at a party and someone insults you.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

Chuck: Oh, right...

.La Ciudad: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.^ The other night I was so proud to get him to lay down using a specific hand motion (and no, not the one your thinking of...but that might be good for other things!
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Oh, and winky smiley-face and all that, lest anyone think I’m actually going to come and void my bowels somewhere in your kitchen.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

Chuck: Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?

.Sarah: You have no reason to be nervous, I'm not going to leave your side.^ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! No one likes to see you this way, least of all your audience.

^ Can you guess the latest buzz going around in your favorite TV show?
  • Download Chuck Episodes | Watch Chuck Season, Episode Now – Edogo.Com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuck.edogo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My point is, nobody’s going to tell you what your beard’s secret power is.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

Chuck: Me? Nervous? No. Never.
Sarah: Your hand is a little moist.
.Chuck: Yeah it does that when I'm freaking out.^ Chuck Norris does not need clipping mode to go through walls, they just get out of his way.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Chuck Versus the Wookie [1.04]

Chuck: The guy in the furry sweater forgot to mention something.

.Chuck: How am I supposed to know that Carina has a remote control jet ski?^ We know how to commit to revision control, but not branch or revert, so don't change anything!
  • "Chuck Norris"-ing code 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.perlmonks.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris does not use remote controls.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So how does knowing kung fu alter things for Chuck?

It's usually not an option in real life.

Chuck: I count six SVB54 explosion protected security cameras with infrared surveillance.
Sarah: Did you have a flash?
.Chuck: No, they sell them at the Spy Shop in the Buy More plaza.^ The “retail clerk as secret spy” premise allows for lots of zingy action, but it’s the silly antics of Chuck’s friends at the Buy More electronics store that greatly increases the delight quotient.

^ NBC's web site, August 2009) No More Mr. Nice Spy.
  • Shows A-Z - chuck on nbc | TheFutonCritic.com 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.thefutoncritic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SDCC 08: Chuck vs. Arrested Development - July 27, 2008 Buster signs up for Buy More duty.
  • IGN: Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Carina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond... for now.
.Chuck: Are you talking about Señor Wookie over there?^ He was talking about his Chuck Norris costume.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The stories you're talking about .
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know what I am talking about.


Morgan: Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel for once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.

.Chuck: I need to ask you a favor, and feel free to say no, and by that I mean say no.^ Says: January 5, 2006 at 6:07 pm all you idiots are gonna get the lethal roundhouse kick by chuck norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I asked than "Why the Viagra?", and he said that it feels worst when you masturbate and it feels elevate overtake when you ejaculate.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

But... uh... could you fix Morgan up with Carina? .Make sure you really exaggerate no so they can lip read it.^ "We have to make sure that we open up these avenues so that our best and our brightest can go find these cures that they believe they will find," he said.

^ Says: January 7, 2006 at 8:21 am all you losers(except kc the kid) stop trying to make more jokes cos they all suck .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ No Matter what happens, you don’t make any judgments about yourself.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

.They're a little lame, but I think they can crack no.^ I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Live and off-Broadway, no picket lines to cross (there's a strike of stagehands on Broadway at the moment, too, although I think they're closer to resolving that).
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If they choose to do it great, if not we carry on doing what we're doing (which I personally think should also mean contributing to the "Actor's Fund" or similar).
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sarah: You know, that is a great idea.^ If you are not watching USA (I know sometimes it's hard) then you're missing a great show in "Psych."

^ I don't have the resources or passion to make these ideas reality, but I know that you might.

^ If you use any of my ideas to make tons of money, please let me know and think about sending me a small percentage of your profits.

Chuck: No, it's not. No is the answer. .You're supposed to say no.^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Say you're at a party and someone insults you.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck Versus the Sizzling Shrimp [1.05]

[After Chuck has food delivered to their stakeout vehicle.]
Casey: The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron.
Chuck: Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias.

Casey: Stay in the car.
.Chuck: That's my four favorite words.^ Definitely the fifth episode has my favorite Buy More shenanigans (every single time "Chuck" shows Jeff or Lester, it's comedy gold).


Morgan: I'm going home now.
Ellie: That's my four favorite words.

.Chuck: So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night.^ I have been thinking about a lot of things.

^ Make lots of money, and really, seriously, please don't forget to think about sending me some.

^ Alan your comments were right on about CHUCK,these last 2 episodes truely have been out ofthis world and have elevated the series to aother level.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be, you know, valuable to us.^ Now, how about you?
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You know what I’m about to say.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ You’d better know how to budget.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.So I was thinking what if we could convince her to, I dont know, like give up...^ Give Me My Remote , one of the originators of the fan campaign, had this to say : "I think the worst thing we could do right now would be to let up on our 'Chuck' chatter.

^ Although we could put up flyers on community bulliten boards like at local libraries and stores.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If the showrunners agree, we could even come up with a goal, like $50,000 by December 21st.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

some secret stuff...
Sarah: You mean defect?
Chuck: Defect, yes! .People do that kind of thing all the time, right?^ One of the things that's always pleasant about having a blog is hearing from people all over the world.

^ Instead, I see people going, “how do I say the right thing to make sure I don’t create any controversy so I don’t damage my record?” And the cancer continues.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

^ At the minute, people are making excellent things like Not The Daily Show, which got 186,000 views last time I looked.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The Hunt for Red October... uh... White Nights. [after Casey stares blankly at him] White Nights? Gregory Hines... Baryshnikov... dancing their way to freedom?
.Casey: [sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject.^ Based on our acquisition of WysDM, we've continually enhanced and extended the product's capabilities where -- today -- most people are seriously surprised as to what it can do, and how well it does what it does.

^ "I've found the biggest challenge in playing Casey is, how do I walk that line between comedy and seriousness?"

^ Well, friends, you've already made me proud.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You get her to defect, I'll help rescuing her brother personally.^ Movies: The Canyon Review - October 23, 2009 A thriller that'll leave you waiting for rescue.
  • IGN: Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sarah: Why are you bringing this up?
.Chuck: Well, she sort of, uh, just...^ If NBC doesn't bring back CHUCK, well I'll just put it this way, they can just go CHUCK themselves.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

called me.
Casey: She called you? Where?
.Chuck: At the Buy More.^ SDCC 08: Chuck vs. Arrested Development - July 27, 2008 Buster signs up for Buy More duty.
  • IGN: Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Definitely the fifth episode has my favorite Buy More shenanigans (every single time "Chuck" shows Jeff or Lester, it's comedy gold).

^ Chuck Versus Chevy Chase - January 15, 2009 How the SNL original will become important to our favorite Buy More employee.
  • IGN: Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move.^ I think he might be my hero.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I have to tell him, "He's in Salt Lake" so now my son thinks we're related (because all my in-laws are in Salt Lake and son asks about them daily)!
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I have probably been thinking about too many things, because there are a lot of things going on in my life right now.

She even knew I had mustard on my tie.

Mei-Ling Cho: [preparing to rescue Mei-Ling's brother] Good, every warm body helps.
Chuck: Oh, no, I have plans with my sister. They are non-negotiable.
[everyone looks at him]
Chuck: Though I guess it is kinda my fault. You would be in this mess if it wasn't for me. .You obviously want to be with your brother, just like I want to be with my sister.^ Good for lifting your mood when the world seems like its out to get you.
  • Which TV series do you watch ? - Page 2 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC forums.digitalpoint.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

^ Seeking your guidance, I offer this prayer to you for help in my encounters with those who presume themeselves better than others.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

.We're like one big wacky transatlantic family.^ Chuck Norris discovered Family Guy re-runs and became angry there were no new ones.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[pause]
Chuck: I'm in, but I have to be back by eight.

Chuck: Stakeouts are kinda fun!

.Chuck: All right, kicking butt.^ Before science it was believed that the trees in the forest lost their leaves because Chuck Norris kicked all the trees in the world, at once.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Says: January 5, 2006 at 6:07 pm all you idiots are gonna get the lethal roundhouse kick by chuck norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hank Hill has no butt because Chuck Norris kicked it off him when he was a child.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: What happened to "don't get cocky"?
Chuck: My bad. Professional faux pas.

.Chuck: [lighting fireworks] Please, God, let me keep my fingers.^ God said "Let there be light," and Chuck Norris said "Say please."
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ However, not being one to let an opportunity to jump on a bandwagon slip by, I’ve written my own Chuck Norris facts.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dan Says: January 22, 2006 at 7:55 pm when jesus said “let there be light” Chuck Norris said “say please.” .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck Versus the Sandworm [1.06]

.Laszlo: [pointing a gun at Chuck] I didn't kill anyone!^ Gun don't kill Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything.

^ Cuban B Says: January 9, 2006 at 7:33 am Video didn’t kill the radio star, Chuck Norris did… .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I was framed!
Chuck: Okay! Okay! I believe you! .But FYI, you're kinda acting like a murderer.^ As I said to one of my "cogs" (dog-like cats) "Fynn, you are SO. LUCKY you're a cat.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you're like most people in our industry, I'm sure you have many opportunities to participate in all sorts of industry surveys.

^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]


Chuck: Is that a water gun?
Laszlo: [standing over him, clutching gun awkwardly] No...
Chuck: I'm pretty sure it's dripping on my face.

.Captain Awesome: Morgan, there comes a time in every man's life when he must ask himself, "Am I a tucker?"^ Meanwhile, Awesome must lie to Ellie when she starts to ask questions about Chuck and Morgan, Jeff and Lester do some recon work to learn more about Hannah.
  • IGN: Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I hope you'll come to enjoy this site and keep in mind that Tony himself keeps an eye on it and writes in from time to time to keep it Up to date.
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "With these [first] 13, we've spent more time not just with Chuck and Sarah and Casey but with Morgan and Ellie and Awesome.


Casey: You! .What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski?^ Most of the time, when I tell other people to check out your website, it is because of something hilarious you did to the poor dog.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Chuck: Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?^ Chuck Review Round Up - January 25, 2008 Our look at the last two episodes until the strike ends.
  • IGN: Chuck 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ His guest last night to glance at the political future was NBC News' Chuck Todd.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

Casey: [sarcastically] Oh, I bet you did, slugger.
.Chuck: I thought we're all suppose to be part of the same team here, huh, Team Chuck?^ Some thoughts and links on various "Chuck" and NBC development are here: .

^ Chuck Norris is so awesome, it is impossible to describe all his awesomeness here.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Tribal societies tend to understand that we’re all part of this larger process and go with it.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

.Casey: We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last, and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!^ Week after week, I've watched episodes of Chuck , enjoyed myself, then sat down at this very computer and tried to pick apart what I liked so much ...
  • Chuck | Tvclub | The A.V. Club 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.avclub.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Such a nice docile dog that is always getting picked on by his humans for their amusement.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.


Anna Wu: [as Morgan eats old food out of the refrigerator] Morgan's so awesome! He can eat anything...

Morgan: Ellie, would you characterize me as immature?
.Ellie: Do you really want me to answer that?^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For example, if you want blacks to work in Silicon Gulch, the best approach might be to find some really smart black guys, and get them to study digital design, not Black Studies.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]


Morgan:: What happened, Chuck? You used to be cool.
Chuck:: I used to be cool? When, when was that? .When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults.^ We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Now admittedly not all of them are actively writing (you know full well I meant before the strike began) but even so how many production workers are going to be out of work now because of this?
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And if you're in the enterprise IT game, you may not be noticing just how much consumerization is changing how we think about enterprise IT. Continue reading "The Continuing Consumerization Of Enterprise IT" » .

.So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!^ You hook one elbow behind your knee and pull that leg up into your face.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Atenolol cod buy[/url] Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ Reply (0) ] www flalottery co about www flalottery co about , < E-Mail > / August 9, 1:43am Hello, you did a great work on your site .
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.Chuck:: I can't believe you bugged my room!^ If you ever are in Illinois with Chuck, please e-mail me so I can give you my address and you can stop by.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris looked at God and said, "You are in my seat."
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

That's terrible!
.Casey:: No, terrible is having to listen to you and that moron Morgan yammer on for four hours about what sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island!^ No Matter what happens, you don’t make any judgments about yourself.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you would like to learn more about [url=http://www.tatshop.it/tatuaggi_tribali.html]Tatuaggi tribali[/url] Have a great day .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

Chuck: It wasn't four hours...
.Chuck: [on tape]: Well I don't know, Morgan, I think roast beef would hold up better than the bologna...^ I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't think it would, for a couple of reasons.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris invented gravity (when he kicked a person sooo far up high they fell faster than a bowling ball) Chuck Norris can easily defy gravity.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


.Captain Awesome: There's one thing, being a man...^ One thing that struck me after watching him to grow in this post idol time is that he is such a complete human being.

^ There was only one man that dared talk back to Chuck Norris, and that man's name is Steven Hawking.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ There are several things that prevent us from being productive and joyful.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

it's always speaking your mind. Whatever the cost, always be direct, open, and honest.
Morgan: When I was twelve I hid under Ellie's bed so I could watch her undress.
Captain Awesome: Excellent [permalink]

Chuck: I'm not a salesman. I'm actually part of the nerd herd.
Customer: You must be so proud of yourself.
Chuck: I wouldn't go so far as to say proud

Chuck Versus the Alma Mater [1.07]

Morgan: Chuck, we have an emergency. We need to talk.
Chuck: I'm on the phone.
.Morgan: Shh, not here, not here; there are spies at the Buy More.^ Chuck takes over Ellie's apartment and Morgan, a former Buy More employee who is pursuing his dream of becoming a Hibachi chef, moves in.

.Chuck: [hangs up the phone] Spies, really?^ One time, Chuck Norris looked up into the sky and stared really hard at our second moon, which made it burst in to flames.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Chuck has found that he REALLY believes in denominations of $100 and up!
  • The ASK CHUCK Locator Home Page 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC askchuck.com [Source type: Original source]

Morgan: Yeah, Tang's minions, they're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant manager-ship.
Chuck: Yeah, from me, thanks for the reminder.
Morgan: You got it, man. .Look we need your help, Chuck.^ Chuck Norris can make NES games look like Wii quality by touching the cartridge.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ In the DragonBall Z games, Chuck Norris doesn't need an Ultimate Move to KO your ass.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Chuck: Me, what am I suppose to do? I'm just...
Morgan: One small hobbit? .So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend; so thought Frodo Baggins!^ My friend told me these I thought they were hilarious .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Chuck: I'm sorry, but was Harry wearing the new assistant manager polo shirt?^ You can also order socks, tee-shirts or baseball caps to wear with your chucks, totebags to carry your gear, or books about chucks.

Morgan: It's monogrammed.
Chuck: He must be stopped.

.Chuck: No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?^ Says: December 25, 2005 at 12:18 pm alright Ill be the first to say, no more “chuck norris doesnt blah, blah does chuck norris.” .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Morgan: Harry Tang is drunk with power!
Anna: He could have an accident.
[everyone looks at her]
Anna: I know a guy, very reasonable... His rates, I mean, not him.
Morgan: Way to go, Anna. Thinking outside the box, me likey! .What do you say Chuck?^ Says: January 5, 2006 at 6:07 pm all you idiots are gonna get the lethal roundhouse kick by chuck norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Banzi_guy Says: January 7, 2006 at 4:58 pm What you think to be Neo in “The Matrix”, Is Actually Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Chuck: What, are you guys crazy?^ Cougs12JB Says: January 8, 2006 at 7:54 pm you guys are so bad at chuck norris jokes .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck is such a great dog - if you guys could patent the "Chuckish Hound", you'd be golden.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch schedule!^ Well, part of the message should be that we love our shows because of the stories the writers tell, so we'll be largely tuning out if it's just reality shows on the air.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck's terror during the wedding reception shootout is funnier because we know he's not just scared for his life, but upset about his spy life ruining his sister's wedding.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

. . .
.Chuck: Did you offer to kill Harry for Anna?^ In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

^ Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything.

^ Well actually if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Casey: No. .Why, you want me to kill him?^ Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything.

^ You want to know how she makes her decisions, and why.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

Chuck: No! No, just curious...

.Chuck: [seeing the NSA chief on the TV] Wow, that new high-def screen sure shows every wrinkle.^ When I ordered the system, the lady told me that FOX does not have a dedicated hd channel, but any program that reads "in high def" at the bottom of the screen when the show starts (basically all primetime shows) I would receive in a hd broadcast.
  • Seattle: No FOX hd? - SatelliteGuys.US 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.satelliteguys.us [Source type: General]

^ I know that the show was originally developed for TV, but when they couldn't sell it because the networks are annoying like that, they decided to try this new method.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Todd Named Chief WH Correspondent - Posted December 18, 2008 NBC News has named Chuck Todd its new Chief White House correspondent.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

Casey: They can hear you.
Chuck: What? Twinkle! Every twinkle... in her eye... eyes...

.Captain Awesome: Come on, let me make it up to you.^ I hope you'll come to enjoy this site and keep in mind that Tony himself keeps an eye on it and writes in from time to time to keep it Up to date.
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You come up with the perfect thing you should've said.
  • Guts | The Cult 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckpalahniuk.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But seeing how disciplined and gentle your dog is while he patiently sits and lets you pile up that jerky on his head and snout ...
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Tickets to the game at your alma mater.
.Chuck: No offense, but I'd rather get hit in the produce section again then go back to that place.^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Brawl there was going to be a Chuck Norris assist trophy, but it would be a one hit KO to everyone.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ (However some come soooo close that they die when Chuck Norris sees them) Chuck Norris is the only known person to defy the Time Paradox by going back in time.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


.Hippie: Plant a Stanford tree, they're a renewable resource for you children's future.^ They’re asking you to free the ghost.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Lets hope the execs at NBC realize what a hit they have in CHUCK and re new it for a third season.Do the right thing NBC, renew CHUCK and bring it back for a third season!
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When someone says, “Yes, but what’s the story ?” they’re asking for you to unearth a deeper layer, a truer examination.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Casey: Oh, so, you want to save the environment, huh?^ We don’t want the, “Oh, so where do you work?” conversation.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

Take a shower, hippie!
Chuck: Nice job blending in with the crowd. Who are you rooting for? Death?
Casey: Hey, leave the quips to me.

Sarah: It says here his weapon of choice is a crossbow.
Chuck: Oh, what slingshot too ineffective?

John: You sure it was Magnus you saw?
.Chuck: Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do *you* know?^ You’d better know how to budget.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am?
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't see how you can extend the show for 3 -4 seasons without substantive changes to the plot; hope they can figure something out.


.Stanford Librarian: Hey, you, don't move, Charles Bartowski!^ Don’t like “dealing with people?” Hey, best of luck to you, fuckface.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

You still owe the library $294.68 in late fees!
Chuck: Do... .Do you take credit cards?^ You’ll never be asked for credit card information.
  • Vibe Lebanon :: Lebanon's First Live Internet Radio Station 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.vibelebanon.com [Source type: General]


John: [to Chuck] Go wait in the car.
.Chuck: 'Cause that always works out so well.^ They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm sitting at my desk CRYING and trying my darnest NOT to burst out laughing for fear that the powers that be will find out I'm not actually working on anything except watching Chuck!
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris can solve the halting problem - a roundhouse kick to the input algorithm will always cause it to terminate.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


Chuck: Are you coming to the toga party?

.Chuck: [while being chased by bad guys] I swear this school has it in for me.^ Chuck Norris graduated from the University of Pennsylvania's School of Bad-ass-ed-ness.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Cougs12JB Says: January 8, 2006 at 7:54 pm you guys are so bad at chuck norris jokes .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Chuck: [while being shot at] Don't you think now would be a grate time for me to be waiting in the car?^ I don't think it would, for a couple of reasons.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For now, I would urge you all to stay away from the utterly crap and unreliable Piguet made movements.

^ I think Chuck should try that with you, but using dirty martinis.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck Versus the Truth [1.08]

Ellie: If everything is awesome, and nothing is unawesome, then awesome by definition is just mediocre!

[Ellie barges into Chuck's bedroom, influenced by truth serum]
Ellie: I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
.Ellie: When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing...^ One of the things that's always pleasant about having a blog is hearing from people all over the world.

^ Dunno how much is in that fund to spare for such a thing, but wouldn't be sweet if, say, a whole truck showed up with one purchase?
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Instead, I see people going, “how do I say the right thing to make sure I don’t create any controversy so I don’t damage my record?” And the cancer continues.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

"big boy." How cute is that?
.Chuck: Ellie, you're killin' me here.^ Chuck, you're so patient.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Here we're able to stack 16 pieces of chicken jerky onto Chuck's head, and we would have kept going but that's all we had left in the bag.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're so slow Mr.Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Ellie: And now he is a big boy. [turns to Sarah] And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big... BIG girl.
Captain Awesome: Sorry, guys. .Don't mean to muck up your mojo.^ Don’t try to figure it out or you will get a roundhouse kick to the face and he’ll eat the rest of your Caramilk Bar and shove the wrapper up your nose.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[to Chuck] I tried to stop her.^ Chuck tries to stop a malicious computer virus from being ...
  • Chuck Television show - Chuck TV Show - Yahoo! TV 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck: Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
.Ellie: Chuck, you need a haircut.^ Chuck Norris does not need a glitch to unlock every pokemon, unless you count staring at the game cartridge a glitch.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris doesn't need the Golden Gun to kill you in one shot.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ When you use the Chuck Norris nation, you will only have Chuck Norris, and you will only NEED Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
.Captain Awesome: Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy.^ They were simply looking at this as a nice idea; the safe thing to do is let these other people speak for it, even though it may or may not be the best way to go.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

.Ellie: When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank?^ You wander into a bank and try to get a loan with some squirming facial nest that goes down to your knees and tries to choke the loan officer — well, c’mon.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ SAVE YOUR MONEY! We well send you a Special code and you will get a DISCOUNT of up to 30% for our all software - D33W-3333 !
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ Guess you should have gone back and finished the 4th grade like you told your mother you would.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
Ellie: ...Words taste like peaches.

[the agents need to pick the lock of the bad guy's exterior door]
Sarah: I got it.
Casey: No, I got it!
Chuck: Who's better at it?
Sarah: I am!
Casey: She is... Damn truth serum!

.Chuck: [to Sarah, under the influence of a truth serum] God you're so pretty!^ Chuck, you are a god.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck, you're so patient.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you look in Chuck Norris' dictionary, under "S", you wont find the word "Survivor"..
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

And Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you.

[knocking on the bad guy's door after being exposed to truth serum]
Reardon Paine: Yes? Who is it?
Chuck: The NSA, CIA, and me! Who's a little tougher to explain...

Casey: [while looking at a body in the morgue] Any flashes?
Chuck: Good Lord! That man is naked!
Casey: Hmmm. Looks like rigor mortis has set in too.

.Sarah: [about the antidote] Here, Chuck, take it.^ At least Chuck can rely on best buddy Morgan and his understanding sister, Ellie (Sarah Lancaster - "What About Brian", "Everwood").
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck: What? .No way, I'm not gonna take it knowing Ellie's been poisoned, and you guys!^ You know the way I groove.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ I know which way you’ll jump.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Guy walks by your book talk on the way to the restroom and he hears you saying witty things and telling great stories, he’ll perk up.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Sarah: I'm sorry, Chuck, there's no debating this.^ Chuck Norris discovered Family Guy re-runs and became angry there were no new ones.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There is no such thing as a hurricane, it’s just Chuck Norris sneezing .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris played dodgeball once as a youngerster….there were no survivers.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It has to be you.
.Casey: Right, now take it, or I'll force it down your throat!^ Well, surely there'll be no tracking down since it's voluntary (but I like your fascistic thinking ;) ?
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Thanks Allyson for your post - curious about Joss's response if he posts one - but comfortable enough to take a moment now to go purchase pencils for Bones!
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Done it right your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the [url=http://repair-force.info/new] thought [/url] that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

Chuck: Alright. .I'll pretend to take it, then run like hell to my sister, and make her take it.^ I’ll take the responsibility to make it happen.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Basically if you get within four inches of my boston terrier's nose with anything A) resembling food or B) smelling like cheese, she'll pretty much take your hand off trying to get to it.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (My sister calls me whenever her soaps are pre-empted by tennis or college sports, like it's my fault somehow.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Why did I just say that out loud?^ Unforutnately, there just aren't enough of us to reach out to every fandom, which is why we're trying to empower others to spread the word.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Can I just say how much I *adore* the 'Newsies' shout-outs?
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Mortgage Slave Says: December 20, 2005 at 11:41 am You had me laughing out loud!
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sarah: It's the poison. It makes you tell the truth!
.Casey: If you do that, I'll give chase, put a gun to your head and threaten to pull the trigger!^ Honest, producers, if we can buy the writers pizza, and pencils for you, we'll pay the extra dime for DVD's or downloads to give the writers the royalty they deserve.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Guy walks by your book talk on the way to the restroom and he hears you saying witty things and telling great stories, he’ll perk up.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Maybe you’ll just wander naked onto your yard and just start yelling?
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Chuck: Would you really shoot me?^ Says: January 16, 2006 at 6:23 pm whether you realize it or not, chuck norris is already your hero .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck : So what would you tell the women and the airlines?
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

^ SirIronFist81 Says: January 11, 2006 at 1:24 pm Chuck Norris was once baptised, but what you dont know is that god was really Chuck Norrised .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Casey: No.

Sarah: Chuck is not wrong very often.
Casey: But he is annoying all the time

Sarah: I'm so sorry, Chuck.
Chuck: Hey, I've lived a good life. .Who else can say they flew a helicopter or saved the lives of innocent people?^ I don't think it makes them look like they are millionaires who don't need a strike to get rich, I think it would make the point that they understand that the strike is affecting people who are vulnerable.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ KooHoo Says: January 11, 2006 at 12:20 am God will send people to hell only because they need space for Chuck Norris… .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Says: December 21, 2005 at 9:25 pm people r so afraid of chuck norris that they are starting to name the east side chuck and the west side norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Casey: Courageous and honorable members of the U.S. military
.Chuck: Yeah, don't waste a bullet, we're already dead!^ The only reason you're not dead yet is because Chuck Norris has allowed you to live another day.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris does not kill you; your already dead when you see him The leading cause of ninja death is Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you’re ever taking a multiple choice test and you don’t know the answer, write in E. Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami [1.09]

Jeff: Heart breaker.
Lester: Dream maker.
Jeff: Love taker.
.Lester: Don't you mess around with Chuck.^ Chuck Norris has no intention of reviving you after beating you to a bloody mess.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am?
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You don’t want Chuck Norris mad at you, do you?
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[about Chuck's guitar pin bug]
Stavros: I left mine in the 80s.
Chuck: Yeah, I kept mine.

.Stavros: [to Chuck] You have a very small neck, like a chicken's.^ Chuck : Is there anything you would like to add before we conclude our discussion?
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris is your idol, whether you like it or not.
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^ Chuck : Vern, what would you like to focus on in the future?
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: He does have a small neck.
. . .
Stavros: Have you ever broken a chicken's neck?
Sarah: That's it, I'm going in.

.Chuck: Is it me or does our government never want me to have sex again?^ Chuck Norris himself does not have aids, but he can give it to whoever he wants.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris does not read books, he stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Before invading Iraq, the US government considered sending in Chuck Norris solo, but they didn’t want to get accused of committing crimes against humanity.
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Casey: So, how'd it go?
.Chuck: My God, I am in the bathroom!^ Chuck Norris looked at God and said, "You are in my seat."
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Jesus wears a "Chuck Norris is my god" bracelet...
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.Is there nothing sacred to you people?^ You cannot have progress when there is apathy, or when people feel they don’t make a difference.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You need people there who are interested in you as a writer .
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Casey: Just the right to bear arms.^ Chuck Norris supports your right to bear arms...unless he rips them from his torso.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


Casey: [seeing Bryce inside the container] Didn't I shoot him?

.Sarah: Chuck I want you to stay here.^ Chuck Norris wants you to click here to find cool stuff that you can buy featuring Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.Chuck: While you go off and try to disarm the bomb?^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

No!
.Sarah: What do you know about disarming bombs?^ You know what I’m about to say.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ From Zap2it.com : "You know all those warnings about never opening an e-mail if you don't know who sent it?
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^ When you feel you know enough about that character to have a conversation with her — or to hire her for the job you’ve created — ding!
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Chuck: Hello, do you have an intersect in your head?^ You can't hide your head in the sand.

^ Reply (0) ] www flalottery co about www flalottery co about , < E-Mail > / August 9, 1:43am Hello, you did a great work on your site .
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^ Reply (0) ] collegesex com 1 0 collegesex com 1 0 , < E-Mail > / July 12, 5:49am Hello, you did a great work on your site .
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I didn't think so!

.Sarah: [seeing there's only a minute left on the timer] Chuck, run!^ In the future, there will only be Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris discovered Family Guy re-runs and became angry there were no new ones.
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^ It only takes Chuck Norris 10 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck: No.
.Sarah: [points a gun at him] Chuck!^ God did rest on the 7th day, because Chuck Norris was in there waiting for him, with a gun.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

I said run!
.Chuck: [sarcastically] So you're going to shoot me to stop me from getting blown up?^ You’re a grown-up.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ I really doubt you're going to guess what local trail the above picture was taken on, but knock yourselves out.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ Did you go to watch UP 3D already!
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

Yeah, good plan!
Sarah: Why are you being so stubborn!
.Chuck: I don't know!^ Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am?
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you’re ever taking a multiple choice test and you don’t know the answer, write in E. Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you ever beat Chuck Norris at the game, you obviously don't know the rules, especially the last one: For your own safety, always let Chuck win.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

It's a rare moment of courage!

.Chuck: [while on a date with Lou] It wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date if the girl didn't leave injured in some way.^ Chuck Norris was going to be selected for the program, but he got kicked out because it wouldn't be fair against the other students even if he didn't receive any supplies.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck : In some ways, we seem to be less productive when in a global market we are being asked to become more productive.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]


Chuck: Of course. I get it. The old story. Guy gets supercomputer in his brain. Beautiful C.I.A. agent comes to protect him. Then under the spell of truth serum tells him, she's not interested. But for *me*. The emotional roller coaster is a little much. .So I think I'd rather find something a little less common.^ Imagine that I want to tell you something that only I know — do you think I’d just ramble off stuff you can already find on the goddamn Internet?
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Like say, I don't know, a real relationship.^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Without it, your story begins and you don’t really know these people, and you’re going to utilize precious real estate in your draft doing so.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ SirIronFist81 Says: January 11, 2006 at 1:24 pm Chuck Norris was once baptised, but what you dont know is that god was really Chuck Norrised .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sarah: Okay, Chuck. If that's what you want, I'm going to have to sell it!
[starts tearing up]
Chuck: You okay?
[Sarah continues crying and leaves]
Chuck: Sarah?

.General Beckman: I don't like the idea of this breakup at all.^ If the showrunner(s) of "I Love Lucy" sign up for the match idea then presumably someone knows where to get hold of them, if not they don't have to match at all.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The bacteria that lives in your beard (don’t worry, it’s helpful bacteria, like the stuff that colonized your gutty-works) will break all that down.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

What the hell happened?
Casey: She got dumped.
.Sarah: We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian.^ At least Chuck can rely on best buddy Morgan and his understanding sister, Ellie (Sarah Lancaster - "What About Brian", "Everwood").
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It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.
Casey: Yeah, because she got dumped.

.Chuck: We're on our second date and I'm already lying to her.^ One time, Chuck Norris looked up into the sky and stared really hard at our second moon, which made it burst in to flames.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Casey: Relax, it's LA, everyone lies while dating.

.Casey [hands Chuck a red rose]: Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?^ If he were to be handed a picture of you, Chuck Norris could stare at the picture until you spontaneously combust.
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Chuck: Oh, of course. Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines... her mother's Communist affiliations?
Casey: No, idiot. It's so you can get laid.

.Sarah [about Chuck's date]: Maybe I should go in.^ At least Chuck can rely on best buddy Morgan and his understanding sister, Ellie (Sarah Lancaster - "What About Brian", "Everwood").
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^ The point is, where do we go from here?” I do not want to spend whatever time I have left arguing about whether I should or shouldn’t have done certain things.
  • Chuck Craytor 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC chuckcraytor.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: Same bit with you, huh?
Sarah: What's that supposed to mean?
.Casey: You need me to spell it out?^ You just need to figure out which is the skeleton and which is the meat you pack upon dem bones .
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

.Fine, you fall for guys you work with.^ The plot, I think, can work itself out — the bones will fall in place and you’ll eventually pack the meat around them.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ I believe that Brian Lynch also has an Unititled New Show somewhere in the works (you could ask him at his signing for Angel: After the Fall, next Wednesday).
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

First Bryce, now our boy Chuck.
Sarah: Bryce was a mistake, and I haven't fallen for Chuck.
Casey: Yeah, whatever you say. And just so we're clear, sister, Not Interested

Chuck Versus the Nemesis [1.10]

Bryce: [holding Chuck hostage] Step back.
.Tommy: Okay, I wouldn't want you to kill some random person, I'd feel terrible.^ I also think Allyson's suggestion has merit BUT it has to be clear that it's entirely voluntary - wouldn't want folk that can't afford it to feel any pressure to match fan contributions.
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Morgan: The word that cannot be said.
.Lester: I really just want to say pineapple a few times.^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ It would only take a few seconds for Chuck Norris to invent the Theory of Everything but he doesn't want to waste his time on such trivial problems.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I have been searching for a forum like this for a while and I just wanted to say thanks.
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Jeff: Pineapples are fun; my dad used to throw them at me.

Bryce: It's complicated.
[pause]:
Bryce: They saved me.
.Chuck: They saved you.^ Now forests know better, so when Chuck passes by, they save him the trouble and burst into flame on their own.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ A penny saved is a penny you must give to Chuck Norris, or he will kill you.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Did they. Could you be anymore cryptic? Could I get a name, a place, a something?

.Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for.^ As if to say, "well, folks, if you're going to block my vision, I may as well submit."
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Thanks Allyson for your post - curious about Joss's response if he posts one - but comfortable enough to take a moment now to go purchase pencils for Bones!
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I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
.Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my room making out with my new girlfriend.^ Thanks for making my day!
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris is my new hero.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'm sitting at my desk CRYING and trying my darnest NOT to burst out laughing for fear that the powers that be will find out I'm not actually working on anything except watching Chuck!
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Casey: [gets the hint and leaves the table] Excuse me.
Morgan: Wow buddy that was um, really dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific.

Chuck: To your seven layer dip... tasted like eight.

[after everyone has run out on Ellie's Thanksgiving dinner]
Ellie: No more family dinners, okay?
.Captain Awesome: How do you feel about a destination Christmas?^ I love this, because I think it takes a serious and honest look at how we actually feel about the protagonists we play, and about the choices “we” make as that character.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ A recipe doesn’t tell you anything about the food beyond its constituent parts and how those parts come together.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ When you feel you know enough about that character to have a conversation with her — or to hire her for the job you’ve created — ding!
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]


Chuck: [to Casey] Hey! No guns at Thanksgiving!

.Sarah: How did Casey find out?^ Speaking of TV, ruin your morning TV folks by finding out how your salary...
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

Chuck: I made a rash decision.
Sarah: You saw Bryce kiss me, didn't you?

Casey: [Bryce is using Chuck at a shield] I've got a clean shot.
.Chuck: No, you don't!^ You have no chance to survive when you meet Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out - Posted March 12, 2007 Hotline: Showing their love for the departed Chuck Todd.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: You'll be fine.
Chuck: No shooting, no shooting! I'm susceptible to bullets!

Sarah: [to Bryce] Why Chuck?
Chuck: Yeah! Why Chuck?

.Chuck: [after seeing Casey's hidden stash of guns in the Buy More] Are you kidding me!^ Says: January 7, 2006 at 8:21 am all you losers(except kc the kid) stop trying to make more jokes cos they all suck .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris wants you to click here to find cool stuff that you can buy featuring Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Some kid could find this!

Bryce: Hello, Chuck.
.Chuck: Sarah and Casey are right inside, one girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode!^ Chuck, Casey and Sarah try to get past Emmett to steal Or ...
  • Chuck Television show - Chuck TV Show - Yahoo! TV 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I’m working through this topic right alongside you crazy eggheads, and I’m literally going to end this blog post and go put this nonsense into direct practice.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Awesome works with Sarah and Chuck to save Casey from an ...
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Jeff: Chuck, the registers are down! I can't get them back up! What do I do?
.Tommy: If you say more than one word to him, you're both dead.^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Says: January 7, 2006 at 8:21 am all you losers(except kc the kid) stop trying to make more jokes cos they all suck .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Says: December 23, 2005 at 11:27 am Chuck Norris’s victims have been owned more times than goodwill clothing.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck: Pineapple.

.Big Mike: You all know what the Friday after Thanksgiving is?^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Forgive me if this has already been mentioned before (didn't read through all the comments)...but do you know the site www.stuffonmycat.com ?
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
  • Vibe Lebanon :: Lebanon's First Live Internet Radio Station 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.vibelebanon.com [Source type: General]

Jeff: Time for the Triptaphane to wear off, and the liquor to kick in?
Big Mike: No. It's Black Friday. The day when ordinary house mom's turn in to vicious bargain hunting animals, blinded by low prices, and eager to get the Christmas shopping done early. .If this was a zoo I'd say run for you lives, but this is Buy More!^ Says: January 7, 2006 at 8:21 am all you losers(except kc the kid) stop trying to make more jokes cos they all suck .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Amazon.com is A GREAT place that You can Buy More than just Books!!!
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Your subconscious mind has a lot to say about this character, but it’ll have more to say if you feed it more fuel.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]


Big Mike: It's here people, Black Friday! .For the days when you did nothing, this is where you make up for it!^ Did you go to watch UP 3D already!
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ D Please keep blogging here Joss, it always makes my day to read a post written by you!
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And did you hear news - price for XRumer 5.0 Palladium will grow up to $540 after 15 may 2009...
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

[looks at the crowd]
Big Mike: And my door is locked! .Don't even think about knocking!^ I even get that some creators don't necessarily carp about it.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And I'm really sorry about Humunculo -- we don't even know where he's going with half this stuff.
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Anna: Jeff and Lester can't handle it. They're hiding.
Morgan: What are you guys doing?
Lester: Dude, it is *not* safe out there!
Jeff: Someone touched me!

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Chuck: Uh, Sis, Morgan is bringing someone tonight.
Ellie: Like a real someone or an imaginary someone?

.Casey: Well, should I pop some popcorn or beat the answer out of you?^ You wander into a bank and try to get a loan with some squirming facial nest that goes down to your knees and tries to choke the loan officer — well, c’mon.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Well, part of the message should be that we love our shows because of the stories the writers tell, so we'll be largely tuning out if it's just reality shows on the air.
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^ I bet the actors would help out with promotion as well, if, you know, Joss et al called some of them up.
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Bryce: No thanks, I'll talk.
Casey: Darn.

Chuck Versus the Crown Vic [1.11]

Sarah: Since when did you drink martinis?
.Chuck: Oh I don't, but Carmichael [his cover] loves them.^ Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out - Posted March 12, 2007 Hotline: Showing their love for the departed Chuck Todd.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]


.Chuck: Ah Roulette, my favorite game aside from Call of Duty.^ TONY wrote in to confirm the News on the pilot he filmed being picked-up by NBC called " Chuck " was my news of the week.
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris once played a game of roulette in a casino and bet on blue.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


.Kirk: I always bet on red because it reminds me of all the pain and suffering in the world.^ Before science it was believed that the trees in the forest lost their leaves because Chuck Norris kicked all the trees in the world, at once.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ All chuck did was show the bear his fist and the bear preceded to eat himself because that would be a less painful death .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

. . .
Chuck: I always bet on black: Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57.

.Sarah: Do you ever just want to have a normal life?^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ Imagine that I want to tell you something that only I know — do you think I’d just ramble off stuff you can already find on the goddamn Internet?
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

Have a family? Children?
Casey: The choice we made to protect something bigger than ourselves is the right choice. .Hard as that is for you to remember sometimes.^ Sometimes it roundkicks you so hard, you go back in time so you die before you went to bed.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


.Chuck: [seeing a knife in Sarah's alarm clock] Not a morning person I see.^ (However some come soooo close that they die when Chuck Norris sees them) Chuck Norris is the only known person to defy the Time Paradox by going back in time.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: [about the missile] Where's it headed now?
.Chuck: I don't know.^ Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am?
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  • Chuck Norris 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dahl-lumholt.dk [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am?
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.

I reprogrammed it.
Casey: You sure 'reprogram' doesn't mean 'return to sender'?

Casey: [about the missile heading for them] Send it somewhere else!
Chuck: I can't! I need something to target, something with GPS coordinates!
[pause]
.Chuck : Casey, what about your car?^ Alan your comments were right on about CHUCK,these last 2 episodes truely have been out ofthis world and have elevated the series to aother level.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Says: January 5, 2006 at 8:39 pm Chuck Norris could kill your entire family just by day dreaming about them.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Casey: NO!

Sarah: [about the GPS coordinates to his car] Tell him, Casey!
.Chuck: [imitating Sarah] Tell me, Casey!^ Chuck, Casey and Sarah try to get past Emmett to steal Or ...
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^ Awesome works with Sarah and Chuck to save Casey from an ...
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Chuck: I said I was sorry, right?

Casey: Bartowski! Walker!
.Chuck: [running to Casey] Casey, what're you doing here?^ Chuck Norris discovered Family Guy re-runs and became angry there were no new ones.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris wants you to click here to find cool stuff that you can buy featuring Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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Casey: Someone has to protect the Intersect.
Chuck: Thanks, man.
Casey: Besides, I didn't want to miss any gun play.

Jeff: [dangling a festive plant above Chuck and Sarah] Mistletoe. You'll thank me later dude.
.Chuck: How about we just dance?^ I knew Chuck was biddable, but I didn't know just HOW MUCH. .
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck's terror during the wedding reception shootout is funnier because we know he's not just scared for his life, but upset about his spy life ruining his sister's wedding.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alternately, every other theory about how the universe came to be that has to do with Chuck Norris is also true.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Sarah: Okay.
Jeff: Lame!

Chuck Versus the Undercover Lover [1.12]

.Morgan: I've come to think of myself as a retail therapist.^ This week, we've asked the White House correspondents to pick the school that they think will win the college football national title come January.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]


Casey: We met in Rome. In a flower shop. .Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.^ Says: January 12, 2006 at 5:14 pm I caught my wife cheating on me with Chuck Norris…it was the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life.
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Chuck: I knew it. IT'S ALIVE!!

.Chuck: You know, Casey, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.^ Total number of rounhouse kicks Chuck Norris has delivered to big bird since you started reading this article .
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am?
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SirIronFist81 Says: January 11, 2006 at 1:24 pm Chuck Norris was once baptised, but what you dont know is that god was really Chuck Norrised .
  • Chuck Norris facts – all new!! « Because the World is Round 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Casey knocks Chuck to the ground]
Chuck: Or maybe not.

.Sarah: [to a person she knocked out earlier] How many times do we have to go through this?^ I really doubt you're going to guess what local trail the above picture was taken on, but knock yourselves out.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ (However some come soooo close that they die when Chuck Norris sees them) Chuck Norris is the only known person to defy the Time Paradox by going back in time.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

[knocks him to the ground and pulls out her weapon]
Sarah: Where's Chuck Bartowski?

Casey: Relax, I think I see a scenario where we both get out with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What *exactly* is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks, punctures, possible loss of limb, no major organ damage.

Casey: Hope I'm not too late to object to this union.

.Chuck: One, one more thing.^ Resisting treats is one thing, but professional modeling is much more difficult: .
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I've one more thing, before I depart - coworkers.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.There was one more name, another name I flashed on actually.^ Chuck Norris can roll a natural 20 on a D4 In WoW, many characters are named after Chuck Norris, but always get wtf-pwned, because there is only ONE Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ There was only one man that dared talk back to Chuck Norris, and that man's name is Steven Hawking.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

But I left it, her name off the list.
.Casey: What the hell are you talking about, Bartowski?^ Joss, I think what you are talking about here is so important for society.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Don't talk about bread if you're being filmed, though.
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.Chuck: Does the name Ilsa Trinchina mean anything to you, Sugar Bear?^ Chuck Norris does not need a glitch to unlock every pokemon, unless you count staring at the game cartridge a glitch.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
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^ Chuck.."You mean your folks just hand you a treat???
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Casey: [Casey grabs Chuck slams him against the wall] You say that name ever again, and I will end you!^ He better be, 'cause it's all he can do since Chuck Norris paralyzed him for saying it.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Nod if you understand.
[Chuck nods hitting his head against the wall]
.Chuck: Casey you're hurting the Intersect.^ You're so slow Mr.Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The only reason you're not dead yet is because Chuck Norris has allowed you to live another day.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ While you're at it, Check out Chuck's Brain !
  • ALWheaties OFFICIAL Tony Todd Webpage!!! 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC alwheaties.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Casey lets him go]

Sarah: Ellie are you sure you're okay?
.Ellie: It is just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in.^ One that isn’t just beginning, but one that is ever-unfolding, and interesting for the intimacy it creates between the character and both writer and reader.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I wanted it to be us and now taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sarah: Completely.
Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do

.Chuck: I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life.^ Even outside of the "saving my life at least once a week" line, Adam Baldwin made Chuck and Casey's apparent farewell scene sing with the look of confusion and rage on his face when Chuck finally forced a hug on him.
  • Chuck, "Chuck vs. the Ring": Reviewing the season finale - NJ.com 11 September 2009 23:37 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Someone once tried to draw a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Someone once walked up to Chuck Norris and said "Yo mama..."
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll

.Ilsa: We had nothing on him, the only way to get it out of him...^ I even got it for my dad, not only did he LOVE it, turns out he had watched it way back when it was on TV and liked it back then too.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Adolf Hitler commited suicide because he found out that Chuck Norris was coming to get him "It's my way or the Chuck Norris way either way your dead.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: By screwing it out of him? How um.. French

.Morgan: Look, Ellie, I would pretty much do anything for you.^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You're kind of like a sister to me.^ As I said to one of my "cogs" (dog-like cats) "Fynn, you are SO. LUCKY you're a cat.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ Reply (0) ] Re: starter driving range.jpg Koinos , < E-Mail > / June 4, 10:04pm archy it i, and i like you!, diet, hzx, .
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A sister I want to have sex with so bad.
Ellie: Oh, god, Morgan!

.Chuck: [knocks down a FULCRUM agent while tied to Casey's back] How do ya like me now suckah!^ Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't pushing himself up like mere mortal humans, he is actually pushing the earth down.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


Ellie: Wake up! WAKE UP!
[checking her clothes]
Ellie: Oh thank God! Oh thank God! Oh God. What are you doing here?
.Morgan: What are you talking about?^ Joss, I think what you are talking about here is so important for society.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Don't talk about bread if you're being filmed, though.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

You begged me not to leave.
Ellie: Oh, ow! Okay, um there's uh, there's asprin on your side of the, on that side of the bed. Can you get me six?
Morgan: Anything you want.
[giving her the asprin] Morgan: Here.
Ellie: Thank you.
Morgan: We're cool.
Ellie: For last night.
.Morgan: You know nothing happened.^ You have nothing to lose for giving them a try, we know you won't be disappointed.
  • Vibe Lebanon :: Lebanon's First Live Internet Radio Station 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.vibelebanon.com [Source type: General]

Ellie: Mostly for that.

Chuck Versus the Marlin [1.13]

Chuck: Good thing Jeff and Lester are perverts.

.Sarah: You know Chuck if we can't find it we can just replace it.^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you look in Chuck Norris' dictionary, under "S", you wont find the word "Survivor"..
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I knew Chuck was biddable, but I didn't know just HOW MUCH. .
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Chuck: Look, it was Awesome's great granny's ring and it's going to be my sister's okay?^ I know my sister and mother will go nuts.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris looked at God and said, "You are in my seat."
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ This video has put a great, big, fat smile on my face before going to work :D .
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Even if it's covered with coffee grounds and miscellaneous DNA.

Morgan: This is just getting a little personal.
Casey: Okay, new tactic. .You finish the story or I put your head through the wall.^ And a story I 'Ie to you unfold; Then he put on the old man's hat, For we will be merry," quoth he.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ Your addresses of an e-mail are not necessary to me, you can create an e-mail through free service and send me yours url through this e-mail PS4.
  • Vibe Lebanon :: Lebanon's First Live Internet Radio Station 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.vibelebanon.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank your for the hard work you must have put in to create this wonderful facility.
  • Vibe Lebanon :: Lebanon's First Live Internet Radio Station 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.vibelebanon.com [Source type: General]

Morgan: Someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.

.Lizzie: You're no hot dog maker!^ Get your hot dogs or hot apple cider ready, because we are giving you unlimited offers this weekend!
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Sarah: Bring it on, pita girl!

.Captain Awesome: Where's the ring Chuck?^ When Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch and Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick met, the world exploded because it couldn't contain the awesomness.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

This is not awesome!

Chuck: Um, look Sarah. I never really fired a gun before, okay? .I...I've actually done this on purpose to avoid any unpleasant side-effects, like shooting myself or others.^ (On the other side of the coin, don’t let mediocre graphic-fu drag you down, lest you just look like an amateur.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ It is easy to see the difference in Acomplia and other weight loss drugs side effects.
  • Vibe Lebanon :: Lebanon's First Live Internet Radio Station 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC www.vibelebanon.com [Source type: General]

Sarah: Just shoot the lock or I will shoot you when I get out of here

Chuck: Say it! .Say what you're not saying.^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ As if to say, "well, folks, if you're going to block my vision, I may as well submit."
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When someone says, “Yes, but what’s the story ?” they’re asking for you to unearth a deeper layer, a truer examination.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

Sarah: If we can't find the receiver in 24 hours...
.Casey: You'll be stored in an underground bunker for so long, you won't remember what fresh air smells like.^ When Mary Beth gets attacked by that sewer alligator in the second act, you want to know long before you get there how she’ll react.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]


Casey: [to Lester and Jeff] We could do this the easy way or the hard way. .The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.^ Guy walks by your book talk on the way to the restroom and he hears you saying witty things and telling great stories, he’ll perk up.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

Jeff: What's the hard way?
Casey: I use my foot!

.Casey: [to Sarah as they're watching Chuck and his family] You know he can stay only so long don't you?^ Chuck, you're so patient.
  • Hardest working dog on the Internet | dooce® 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.dooce.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Further, the real point of all this is that, when you’re hip-deep in the story, you want to know the character well enough so that you’re never in doubt to know what she’d say or do.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Bullets get's scared of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris only kicks you into next week Chuck Norris can perform a roundhouse kick...
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


Lizzie: I only have one question for you, Chuck.
[admiring Elle's engagement ring]
Lizzie: Who's the ring for?

Chuck: [as he's leaving] Goodbye Sarah.
.Sarah: I'll save you later, Chuck.^ If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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^ Chuck Norris may (or may not) have brought you into this world, but he'll take you out of it.
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^ Chevy Chase at his absolute smuggest, telling Chuck, "Just think: that terrible pun is the last thing you'll ever hear"; .
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.Chuck: Look, what if I surrender and you run.^ If you look in Chuck Norris' dictionary, under "S", you wont find the word "Survivor"..
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^ Chuck Norris looked at God and said, "You are in my seat."
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I mean I'm going into a cell anyway. What's the difference?
Sarah: Torture.
Chuck: Okay, no surrender.

.Lizzie: [to Chuck] I don't think you're in a position to bargain Chuck.^ Without it, your story begins and you don’t really know these people, and you’re going to utilize precious real estate in your draft doing so.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ You're so slow Mr.Chuck Norris.
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^ If you are on a football field and see Chuck Norris approaching, assume the fetal position.
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I have two guns. What have you got?
Sarah: [from behind] ME!

Det Conway: His cover's blown! He's gone!
Sarah: No! I will take full responsibility! Chuck is my asset. My guy. Just give us more time. Please
Chuck: I'd appreciate it. I really would.
Sarah: Please don't do this!
[starts reaching for her gun]
Det Conway: Okay, you got one minute.
[to Chuck]
Det Conway: ONE minute!

Season 2

Chuck Versus the First Date [2.01]

.Casey: [Colt is dangling Chuck out a window] Let the geek go!^ They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris.
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^ Chuck Norris was going to be selected for the program, but he got kicked out because it wouldn't be fair against the other students even if he didn't receive any supplies.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ When people are constipated, doctors tell them they are going to send them to see Chuck Norris - it literally scares the shit out of them.
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Sarah: Wait! Not out the window.
Casey: Aren't we picky?

Ellie: Any ideas about what you are gonna do next?
Chuck: Yeah, a few!
Ellie: If you say "pilot of the Millennium Falcon" I will hit you.
.Chuck: Why would I say that?^ If I were to play devil's advocate I would say that the counter argument from the management spin doctors would be "if the showrunners can afford to donate to the fund then why do they need to strike"?
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That's absurd! I'm gonna be a ninja assassin!
Ellie: No, try again!
Chuck: Hmm, Olympic...
Ellie: Uh huh.
Chuck: [Pauses] Secret agent!
Ellie: This is what happens if you sit in front of the television set too long.

Colt: Hello again, Chuck.
Sarah: And you are?
Colt: My name is Mr. Colt. And I need you to come with me.
Sarah: Now, why would we do that, Mr. Colt?
Colt: 'Cause I assume you find me imposing. Don't worry, you can be honest. I'm going for imposing.

.Chuck: You know what, Morgan, I'm making my decision right now.^ Make one up right now.
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^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
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^ Chuck Norris can destroy School's education (Can be seen on a video) Chuck Norris can breathe light I once insulted Chuck Norris and am now writing this from my grave.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

I want you to be the Assistant Manager.
Morgan: Whoa... Chuck, relax. Let's think about this. See, I have this perfect system for doing as little work as possible. It's a science, really, doing nothing. .A promotion at this point would destroy all my hard work.^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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.Chuck: You're telling me I have no choice?^ It’s tailored to your needs as a writer and to the story you’re telling.
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^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Morgan: The die's been cast. But I'm going to be there every step of the way.
Chuck: That's comforting.

Morgan: Alright, listen, look at me. .In all honesty, and I hope you know this...^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
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^ And thank you, Joss, for making yourself all the more wonderful by knowing the songs from "Newsies".
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but .I've always been of the mind that you were destined for great things.^ I've always wanted that "If we all just gave a dollar" thing to work, but it generally requires 100% participation.
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^ Now if you don't mind, I've got world domination to plan.
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Whatever you wanna do, you can do. Senator, President... Emperor of the Known Universe... whatever you want to do. You understand?
Chuck: Yeah. I do.
Morgan: BUT... before you go running off to change the world, .I think I should tell you that I'm currently on my way to securing forty-five Twinkies.^ My point is, nobody’s going to tell you what your beard’s secret power is.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Guy walks by your book talk on the way to the restroom and he hears you saying witty things and telling great stories, he’ll perk up.
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

^ Because I’m framing this in a certain way, damnit, and if you go asking too many questions you’ll have ruined everything and my only recourse is the whang!
  • TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC terribleminds.com [Source type: General]

Now, by which I mean forty-five BAGS of Twinkies.
Chuck: Why would you do that?
Morgan: Good question. Because Jeff said he'd eat all of them in under three minutes. Now he thinks he's eating forty-five, but, technically speaking, he's going to eat ninety.
Chuck: Ninety?!
Morgan: Yeah.
Chuck: Nobody can eat ninety Twinkies.
Morgan: That's what I said. See, he may die! Or at least do extreme damage to several major organs.
Chuck: This I have to see.
.Casey: Good to see you, Bartowski.^ Reply (0) ] tamil see net ads tamil see net ads , < E-Mail > / August 6, 7:46am Thanks for the good info you site very cool.
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Chuck: Hey! Ninety Twinkies in three minutes! Be there!
Morgan: JEFF MIGHT DIE! [Casey turns around and runs after Morgan and Chuck]

Sarah: Why didn't you stay in the car?
Chuck: It's never safe in the car!

.Chuck: [on their date] What do you think Casey would do if he saw us now?^ Today when Media and Internet are very popular it gave us incredible services where you can do whatever you want, but most important before everything are online dating services.
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^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
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^ If you proceed to use any cheats while you have Chuck Norris, you will be roundhoused for thinking you needed cheats.
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Sarah: He'd die.

.Chuck: Why didn't you bring your gun?^ Chuck Norris doesn't need the Golden Gun to kill you in one shot.
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^ If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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^ When you type in " cheat/ " in a game of Rise of Nations, Chuck Norris will appear on screen and roundhouse kick your opponent.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Sarah: You don't bring a gun on a real date.

.Chuck: You want to go on a date with me some time?^ It would only take a few seconds for Chuck Norris to invent the Theory of Everything but he doesn't want to waste his time on such trivial problems.
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^ Sometimes it roundkicks you so hard, you go back in time so you die before you went to bed.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris impales a Nazi every time you edit Uncyclopedia.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and no mission.
Sarah: Like a real date?
Chuck: Yeah.
Sarah: Chuck,
[clears throat checks to make sure no one is listening]
Sarah: I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
Chuck: What do you have to lose? .In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one night of fun with me.^ I really doubt you're going to guess what local trail the above picture was taken on, but knock yourselves out.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ Brawl there was going to be a Chuck Norris assist trophy, but it would be a one hit KO to everyone.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I personally would like one of my Dollhouse pencils ;) Sent a few boxes, and i feel better for it.
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Sarah: ...Okay.

Chuck: Tonight... our first real date.
Sarah: Or our second first date.
Chuck: No gun fight, I promise.
Sarah: Okay.

.Chuck: [as Jeff is playing footsies with Chuck during his interview] That's not - That's not called for.^ Chuck Norris once wrote a play called "The gay adventures of Mr. Shakespeare ".
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Or welcome actually. Very unwelcome!

Chuck: What exactly are you doing?
Colt: I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Chuck: Why are you doing that?
Colt: So I won't pull a muscle when i break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.

Sarah: What about me?
.Chuck: [chuckles] You're really going to make me say it.^ I really doubt you're going to guess what local trail the above picture was taken on, but knock yourselves out.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ Realistically, you really think we're in a position to say to the writers, "Hey, in all of this hullabaloo about your livelihood can you try to make sure nothing in your contracts prohibits us from using the copyrighted material however we want?"
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^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

[Sarah smiles]
Chuck: Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way.... A girl like you, or more appropriately, a *woman* like you. .Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint.^ FTL travel is indeed possible - a roundhouse kick to your ass will send you flying at 300% speed of light.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The universe isn't a solid, and therefore could not be actually kicked, you say?
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

And a smart one too. Not to mention, cool... and extremely beautiful. .And - and - you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming...^ If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;).
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^ BTW because they're not making it for a studio - so if it becomes a success, it could signal something of a sea change) Saje .
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^ Sharks can't stop swimming, its not because they can't, it because they're afraid Chuck Norris is out swimming in again.
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you know -
Sarah: No that's very... sweet.
Chuck: "Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
Sarah: [slight chuckle] You're not sure bad yourself.
Chuck: [sarcastically] Please I'm fantastic.
Sarah: [seriously] Yeah. You are!

.Chuck: You know, I still have an awful lot of secrets in my head; the Lindberg baby, formula for new Coke...^ Here to you still pair of sites where it is possible to download new films in high quality.
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^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
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^ Chuck Norris looked at God and said, "You are in my seat."
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.Sarah: What are you saying, Chuck?^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
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^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
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.Chuck: What I've always wanted to say, Sarah...^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
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^ Chuck Norris can say "Blizzard sucks", because he wants them to.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

[they both lean closer together. Chuck gets a flash]
Chuck: No, no, no, no, no! Not now. Not now!
[pulls back]
Sarah: Chuck, what is it?
Chuck: We're surrounded.

Chuck Versus the Seduction [2.02]

Roan: Is she worth dying for?
Chuck: Yes.
Roan: The first rule of being a spy: never fall in love.
Chuck: Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.

.Roan: [after Chuck tied the Buy More banner around his waist and jumped off the roof to save Sarah] Now that's what I call a spy.^ "Goatee Gamble": Calls to Shave - Posted October 22, 2009 Now that "Goatee Gamble" is officially over, the pressure's on for NBC's Chuck Todd to shave his signature look...
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ Now forests know better, so when Chuck passes by, they save him the trouble and burst into flame on their own.
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^ I'm off to buy a bunch of pencils, and I've never been more excited to buy a bunch of pencils.
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Roan: My life may be boring and cowardly, *but* I'm alive. .That's more than most in my line of work can claim.^ My point was that this project is from high profile producers who have more influence in the industry than other online only show distributers.
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^ The "Why We Strike" video or whatnot imbedded in the listing, or hopefully something more imaginative than my bourbon'd brain can conjure.
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^ More and more, the people who do all the actual work get less and less, so the people who already have most of the money rake in huge profits.
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Roan: Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.
Chuck: I'm not... I care about them. I care about *both* of them. Besides we both heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
Roan: No. You're not... Trust me. The lady doth protest too much.

.Roan: [to Chuck about Sarah] Don't worry Charles, I'll teach you how to get her too.^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
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^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
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^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

But first, we're going to need more gin.

Casey: [listening from his apartment] We're dead.

.Rowan: [preparing Chuck to seduce an enemy agent] We need to talk about protection.^ He was talking about his Chuck Norris costume.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.Chuck: I *really* don't think it's going to get that far.^ The studios are still thinking it's them VS. writers and not even factoring in people going as far as to boycott them.
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^ And I'm really sorry about Humunculo -- we don't even know where he's going with half this stuff.
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Rowan: I mean a gun. .Do you know why she's called the "black widow?"^ You know why?
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^ Do you know why the Uchiha clan have red eyes?
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I bet the actors would help out with promotion as well, if, you know, Joss et al called some of them up.
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.Chuck: Because she's African-American, and her husband died?^ Chuck Norris doesn't have to run for his corpse when he dies because he never dies.
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.Chuck: [being asked to be on a new mission] Uh, you can count me out on this one.^ Chuck Norris does not need a glitch to unlock every pokemon, unless you count staring at the game cartridge a glitch.
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^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
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^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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No more dangling me off of buildings. No more guns being pointed at my head. No more putting my life in danger. I'm going back to my peaceful, quiet, albeit degrading existence at the Buy More. So, have fun on the mission, and... really love what you've done with the place.
General Beckman: Is there something wrong with the Intersect?

Sarah: Okay, look, the sooner we get the Cipher back and the sooner you can have the Intersect removed, and the sooner you can be free to live whatever life you choose with whomever you choose.
.Chuck: What are you saying?^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
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^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
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^ If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
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.Sarah: I'm saying you can have everything that you've always wanted.^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I've always wanted that "If we all just gave a dollar" thing to work, but it generally requires 100% participation.
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^ I just want to say, and no offense at all Allyson, how weird would it be if when Joss finally recognizes you and everything you've done for the fandom, its online at his weblog and not one of the times you've met him face-to-face?
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Chuck: Let me see the file.

Chuck: Well it may not be the steamiest, but we probably have the strangest relationship in Los Angeles.
Sarah: Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Chuck: Good point.

.Chuck: Sarah, please tell me you saw that.^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you ever find Eve, tell her she's mad for having sex with Chuck for me..
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Leaped from the balcony, lands with a flourish and the Russian judge gives it a 9.4. Oh and by the way, I have this thing called the Cipher if anyone's interested.
Sasha Banacheck: Yes. Mr. Carmichael. I am very interested.

Roan: The reason I failed you twice was that your partner at the time was too pretty to pass. I should've failed her a few more times.
Casey: I should have known.

Chuck Versus the Breakup [2.03]

.Chuck: [about Bryce calling him a kid] Really?^ Chuck Norris is feared by sharks, they call him Great White Chuck.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris got into so much trouble as a kid, but no one was ever smart enough to discipline him.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris can solve any Sudoku by kicking the puzzle so hard that the guy who invented Sudoku calls him and gives him the answer.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

A kid? We were born in the same year!

.Chuck: Look, we both know how I feel about you so I'm just going to shoot straight.^ He just looks at you and you die.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. .You're smart, beautiful, you laugh at all my stupid jokes and have a horrible habit of always saving my life.^ Also, you're taking all the risk.
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^ We're all with you Joss!
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The truth is, you're everything that I thought I ever wanted and more. .And the last few days all I could think about is our future together.^ But I think it's awesome that y'all are brainstorming about it.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because it is all about the future!
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I believe the children are our future...and that Chuck Norris fathered them all.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.About what it's going to be like once I get the Intersect out of my head and we can be together for real, no fake relationship, no covers, no lies.^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Having been on a TV set once or twice I have an idea about the sheer number of people that will be out of work on every show that's out of production on account of this strike.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ About my self I like to cook this are my patios, love it and some times it's really good.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

.But the more I think about it, the more I realize that you and I can never have a future together.^ But I was thinking about that poor woman who got fined 200,000 dollars by the RIAA (who is really SONY!) for sharing 9 songs on Limewire.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Joss, I think what you are talking about here is so important for society.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Mighty Moguls...
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I fooled myself into thinking that we could but the truth is we can't. .Because even if we had a real relationship it'd never really be real.^ It was kind of wild, because I'd never even met her before."

.I still won't know anything about you, your real name, your home town, your first love, anything.^ Reply (0) ] www flalottery co about www flalottery co about , < E-Mail > / August 9, 1:43am Hello, you did a great work on your site .
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^ When asked about working with Redford, Pitt said, "It's like tennis: When you play with somebody better than you, your game gets better."

^ Even call in to your local talk radio station (if you can bear it, and if you think the host won't turn your words inside-out) and ask them to talk about the issue -- voice your support of the writers.
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And I want more than that. .I want to be able to call you at the end of a bad day and tell you about some funny thing Morgan did but I can't cause you'll be somewhere in Paraguay quelling a revolution with a fork.^ Reply (0) ] www flalottery co about www flalottery co about , < E-Mail > / August 9, 1:43am Hello, you did a great work on your site .
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^ Some may call you skeezy, but not I. (which means I have to call you 'cheeses'?
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you hear coworkers bitchin' about that hot doctor from Desperate Housewives disappearing off their screens as the show has stopped, tell them why.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I'm a normal guy who wants a normal life.^ I want to support the writers, the possible future Josses who might never make shows if the life holds no economic promise.
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And as amazing as you are, Sarah Walker, we both know that you will never be normal.

Chuck Versus the Cougars [2.04]

.Chuck: Brought you a present.^ Chuck Norris may (or may not) have brought you into this world, but he'll take you out of it.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Sarah: It's not my birthday.
Chuck: Oh! One down; 364 and a quarter possibilities to go.

Sarah: Go check on Chuck.
.Casey: As long as you promise not to filet her [Heather] before I get back.^ Posted June 24, 2009 Before turning the "bowl" back to you again, we thought we'd share the results of FishbowlDC's most recent polls.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

Sarah: I can't promise anything.

Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer [2.05]

.Chuck: The creator of Missile Command commands actual missiles?^ The Fused Shadows from the Twilight Kingdom were actually created by Chuck Norris in 3rd Grade Art class.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


Chuck: Sis? The world's not gonna end today. [Ellie walks out of earshot] I have very reliable sources.

.Chuck: Oh, by the way, I need to borrow your girlfriend.^ Chuck Norris does not need clipping mode to go through walls, they just get out of his way.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Adolf Hitler commited suicide because he found out that Chuck Norris was coming to get him "It's my way or the Chuck Norris way either way your dead.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Morgan: She's all yours.

Chuck Versus the Ex [2.06]

Man: Is there a problem?
.Chuck : Can you tell me if the attractive, brown eyed, slightly egg headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still here?!^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Here to you still pair of sites where it is possible to download new films in high quality.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ If you ever find Eve, tell her she's mad for having sex with Chuck for me..
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Man: She's here; why, who is she?
Chuck: Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need a diversion; would it be terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?

.Chuck: When you say "reconnect" you mean send her an email or invite her to be my Facebook friend, right?^ I`ll send the link to my friends.
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^ You might say that Chuck Norris is a no-talent, redneck hack.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]


Chuck: I'm sorry, a date with my ex? No, General, that is a terrible idea. .You see she broke my heart; she destroyed me; she took all of my confidence, my mojo!^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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Casey: You had mojo?
.Chuck: I was on my way, and by the way she slept with Bryce Larkin.^ Adolf Hitler commited suicide because he found out that Chuck Norris was coming to get him "It's my way or the Chuck Norris way either way your dead.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: Huh. Who hasn't? [looks at Sarah]
Sarah: Look, Chuck. I know Jill hurt you. .But maybe seing her will give you the closure that you've always wanted.^ I've always wanted that "If we all just gave a dollar" thing to work, but it generally requires 100% participation.
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Chuck: Sticky clutch. [nervous laugh] Remind me to have my assistant have that fixed.
Jill: I think the valet is up a little further.
Chuck: Beautiful night for walk, huh? Shall we?

Chuck Versus the Fat Lady [2.07]

Casey: Shh! It's the FBI; they're dumb, not deaf.

.Casey: You're a government asset, Chuck.^ You're so slow Mr.Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The only reason you're not dead yet is because Chuck Norris has allowed you to live another day.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Sometimes your personal life has to a back seat.
.Chuck: We tried the back seat, you have a camera in the car too!^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris looked at God and said, "You are in my seat."
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.Come on, how many second chances do you get with the one that got away?^ (One second before Albert Einstein's Death) Chuck Norris squeezes cannon balls for stress relief, and that's where mercury comes from.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Plus she already knows I'm a - you know.
Casey: I'm not even interested in my *own* feelings, Batowski. Keep your mind on the mission. We leave in 10.

.Jill: You're going to a hotel tonight with your cover girlfriend.^ I really doubt you're going to guess what local trail the above picture was taken on, but knock yourselves out.
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;).
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Chuck: Well if its any comfort, overnight missions usually involve Casey and a whole lot of firearms.

.Chuck: The running, jumping, shooting people part of the job, that's all *you* guys.^ Chuck Norris and Mr.T once had a staring contest so intense, that all people within a 5 mile radius instantly became sterile.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

But the puzzles, that's all me.

Chuck: Wait. So not only did we not get the FULCRUM list, but Jill's never going to speak to me again because she caught me naked rinsing off fruit punch on another woman.
Casey: Common spy problem.
Chuck: [sarcastically] Really?

.Chuck: Where's a pitch pipe when you need one.^ Chuck Norris does not need a glitch to unlock every pokemon, unless you count staring at the game cartridge a glitch.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris doesn't need the Golden Gun to kill you in one shot.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ When you use the Chuck Norris nation, you will only have Chuck Norris, and you will only NEED Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

[Casey sings the note]
Chuck: Hey. What?
Casey: Choir boy... What? I wasn't hatched.

General Beckman: Excellent work you two. Please thank the assett for his service. By the way, where is Chuck?
Casey: My guess would be rounding second.

Fulcrum agent: I still have the advantage. Somebody give me the list or I shoot Chuck.
'[points his weapon at Chuck]
Casey: Yeah go ahead and shoot him.
'[pulls out another weapon and points it at Chuck]
.Casey: You know I was thinking about shooting him myself.^ Think you know?
  • Chuck Todd - mediabistro.com: jobs, classes, community and news for media professionals 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC www.mediabistro.com [Source type: General]

^ Joss, I think what you are talking about here is so important for society.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It’s the middle of winter so naturally you may be thinking about summer weather, and the opportunities for fun, adventure and a change in scenery that a summer camp provides.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

.Chuck: That's great- Why?- Why would- WHAT? Are you CRAZY? How about - How about NOBODY shoots Chuck.^ Reply (0) ] www flalottery co about www flalottery co about , < E-Mail > / August 9, 1:43am Hello, you did a great work on your site .
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^ Chuck Norris successfully revived Aeris in FFVII, and no, he will not tell you how.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Then, go to Chuck Norris' house and ask him to take you back in time to see how the universe is created.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: I'm not Sarah, Chuck! .Give him the list, I will end you miserable existence!^ They give you a blank field, plus you can type a specific message before you purchase, so you could list lots and lots of writers.
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.Chuck: [stops making out with Jill because of the surveillance] Buy More, tomorrow.^ Chuck Norris was going to be selected for the program, but he got kicked out because it wouldn't be fair against the other students even if he didn't receive any supplies.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris can move the movable Object and stop The stoppable Force just because he has 1 level.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris invented heart disease because he wanted to spend more time sleeping with women.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Jill: What time?
Chuck: Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...
Jill: In calories per gram?
Chuck: Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!
Casey: [growls] Nerd code!

Sarah: [Watch Chuck on a date on the roof] Casey, is that necessary? .Look, how much trouble could he get into on a date?^ Chuck Norris got into so much trouble as a kid, but no one was ever smart enough to discipline him.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ SEEK AND DESTROY! Chuck Norris knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Casey: It's Bartowski. .You're pretty nonchalant about your super computer boyfriend trying to browse someone else's network.^ Reply (0) ] www flalottery co about www flalottery co about , < E-Mail > / August 9, 1:43am Hello, you did a great work on your site .
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^ So it's hardly an example of anything to do what what you're trying to argue.
  • Whedonesque Mobile : Comments on 14772 : Arise and Seize the Pencils... 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC m.whedonesque.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When asked about working with Redford, Pitt said, "It's like tennis: When you play with somebody better than you, your game gets better."

Sarah: I'm just his cover girlfriend. Chuck's entitled to a real one.

Sarah: So you want us to break into a government controlled crime scene?
Casey: It's the F.B.I., how hard can it be?

Sarah: You're not concerned to involve a civilian in a covert government investigation?
Casey: Ah, the girl's personal knowledge of Guy LaFleur makes her of use to us. .You're sure your not just jealous Bartowski's found himself a new piece of asset?^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ I've found your article to be very useful, though the information is not new.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;).
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Jill: Is this a normal day at the office for you?
Sarah: Yeah. Except Casey doesn't usually sing.

.Jill: Thank you for saving my life.^ Thank you jam2; clearly my brain is neither large nor sexy.
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^ Reply (37) ] my pourn my pourn , < E-Mail > / July 16, 4:27am Thank you for your web pages.
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Sorry for not trusting you with Chuck.
Sarah: You want to pay me back?... Don't hurt him again.
Jill: I won't. I wouldn't. I care about Chuck.
Sarah: Me, too. It's my job to protect him... from anything.

Chuck Versus the Gravitron [2.08]


Morgan: [believing he can make Thanksgiving miracles appear at will] A DeLorean, a flying DeLorean!

.Chuck: You should know I wanted to help you.^ Say what you want about Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

.I was going to let you get away.^ Plainly you can go for it payment let off at MS website!
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

But you were about to kill Sarah and that made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Jill. And I'm breaking up with you.

Chuck: [to Ellie] And I realize that Jill, Standford and Bryce, that's a story from my past... But my new story is you, Sarah, and these yahoos. And sometimes it can be a real fun story.

Chuck: [Text message to Sarah and Casey] I also unlocked your door. Taking them to Buy More. Unleash the Casey.

Chuck: I'm just too trusting. .Ever since I was a kid, I really wanted to believe what everyone else told me, you know?^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
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^ Just a thought since I believe you were one of those who displayed anarchistic thoughts.
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I'm just getting used to this new job, with the spying and lying.
Sarah: Don't get used to it. .What makes you special is that you're not like every other spy.^ And contrary to what you've learned from any other episode of Sesame Street , every letter is for Chuck Norris.
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^ We make you laugh, We make you cry, With metaphors, Like beautiful flowers.
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^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

.You're a good guy and you want to help people.^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
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^ If people want to do a different thing in addition to the pencil campaign that will help other strike-affected people, or don't want to personally do the pencil campaign but want to do the other thing instead, then also yay.
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^ Yep, and this'd show that they're aware of the other people affected by the strike and are trying to help out.
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Leave the deception to me.
.Chuck: I'm glad I have you.^ Joe Scarborough followed up the intro with this remark: I'm glad you disposed of Chuck Todd over the weekend and are now running NBC operations over at...
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Sarah: Yeah, we're better as a team.

Sarah: Hey, what are you doing?
Casey: That the Castle manual. I told you that's Top Secret!
Chuck: Yeah, I know. So am I.

Leader: Mr. Bartowski, you need to come with me.
.Chuck: Um, you told Jill to shoot me, why would I ever come with you.^ Chuck Wants to Know What Would You Ask President Obama?
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Leader: I'd rather not leave the body here on the ride. What if some kid saw it?

Chuck: Excuse me. I'm sorry, General. .But who in my life isn't a spy?^ The best part is that it's by Marshall Herskovitz and Edward Zwick, the ones who did My So-Called Life.
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My sister? My best friend? .Should I just start asking people when I first meet them, "Hi I'd like the extra value meal, and while we're on the topic, do you covertly work for a government faction?"^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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^ Just remember people tend to be skeptical to start with when stuff like this happens and not only does it take away money from the charity but it may also take away pencils from children.
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^ Well the Akron plan wont work, it's the rubber capital - if you drop it it will just bounce.
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Chuck Versus the Sensei [2.09]

Casey: Beckman was out of line pulling me off this mission.
Sarah: I agree with her. You're too emotionally involved.
Casey: This from the agent that can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter.
Sarah: Whatever my feelings may be for Chuck I never knowingly endangered the asset. You let your anger towards Bennent cloud your judgment.
Casey: Finally admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.
Sarah: No, all I will admit to is having feelings.

Chuck: Dude, you're Sensei's a badass!
Casey: Not my Sensei. He's a traitor!

Sarah: Wow, I've heard of Bennett. But I've never actually met anyone who actually trained with him.
Casey: I can't talk about it. It's classified.
General Beckman: We're opening Bennett's file for this assignment. Any personal knowledge you have could be vital for the success of this mission.
Chuck: Come on Casey, share with us.
Casey: In Hell!

Casey: Bennett's at the Buy More?
Sarah: WHAT? How is that possible?
Chuck: Was. *Was* at the Buy More. Now he's at the Large Mart parking garage. I'm tailing him.
Casey: No! Stop you imbecile. You're no match for him! Don't be an idiot!
.Chuck: Look you're only reacting like this because you were hurt okay?^ Bullets get's scared of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris only kicks you into next week Chuck Norris can perform a roundhouse kick...
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you wake up in the morning it's because Chuck Norris spared you.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chuck Norris once slept in a volcano, the next day he had a slight tan, but only because he wanted to.
  • Chuck Norris - Wackypedia - The nonsensical encyclopedia anyone can mess up 6 February 2010 10:48 UTC wackypedia.wikia.com [Source type: Original source]

Please don't lash out at me. Where'd he go?
[Chuck comes face-to-face with Bennett]
Chuck: Oh God!
[Chuck drops his cellphone]
Casey: Chuck? Chuck! Bennett's got him. He's probably dead by now.
Sarah: Shut up and drive!

.Chuck: [after Sarah opens the trunk of Bennett's car] Actually more spacious in here than you might think.^ And I know many of us here have paid more than that for Firefly, Buffy and Angel DVDs.
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^ Joss, I think what you are talking about here is so important for society.
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^ He clearly gets things SO much more than our current one (hey, he's actually SMART, what a concept for a president), is good at negotiating, and has a better fan base ('though we might not all have money to invest in oil).
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Chuck: [after freezing his shackles and freeing himself] Those seven years of MacGyver finally paid off.

Chuck: Look. Look, I get how you're feeling man. I totally get how you're feeling. .You're feeling betrayed by someone you really care about.^ I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Mighty Moguls...
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^ Don't talk about bread if you're being filmed, though.
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^ It makes me feel bad about my intention to only give you 3 stars on Amazon...
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.Casey: You're damaging my calm, Chuck.^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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^ This is why you're my master now, Joss.
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Chuck: You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. .But I know why you do it.^ Hey, if you've ever seen this show, you'll know why.
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.You do it because you're scared.^ Again, not trying to contradict you because I think you're right.
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Casey: WHAT?
Chuck: Scared. Scared to be known. .Scared that if we actually see who you are, we'd actually care about you.^ Think I'll put "Any show by Joss Whedon" to show that Joe Public does actually know and care about writers, not just the shows.
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Casey: Shut up, Chuck!
Sarah: Yeah, shut up Chuck. .You're making him mad.^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
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Chuck: [shushes Sarah] Underneath that *extremely* terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply - deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about *me*. .Admit you feel all warm and mushy about me.^ It makes me feel bad about my intention to only give you 3 stars on Amazon...
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Go ahead say it, you love me John Casey.
Casey: I'm going to kill you!
[Lunges for Chuck]
Chuck: Wait. Wait! Hold on. No! Not me
[points to Bennett]
Chuck: Him!

Sarah: Nice work Sensei.
Chuck: Yeah, well. The thing is Casey doesn't have a calm center. It's more an angry center.

Chuck: [mimicing Casey's voice] Well thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.
Chuck: Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
Chuck: [mimicing Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
Chuck: That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
Casey: [seriously] Thank you.
[closes door]'

Chuck: Dad's going to walk you down the aisle.
Ellie: You can't... say that Chuck. .I know you want that for me, but - we haven't heard from him in a really long time.^ I agree about helping get the word out, for the time-being I've been assuming F4W has been doing that, but I do not know to what success, haven't been able to keep up.
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^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
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^ I just want to say, and no offense at all Allyson, how weird would it be if when Joss finally recognizes you and everything you've done for the fandom, its online at his weblog and not one of the times you've met him face-to-face?
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Chuck: Yeah well, I'm going to find him. I'm a smart guy, I can do that. .And when he hears about the wedding, he'll be here for you.^ [URL= http://134.w3rar.info/64.htm ]every here[/URL] about you information [URL= http://135.w3rar.info/9.htm ]you information[/URL] .
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^ [URL= http://126.w3rar.info/84.htm ]you here[/URL] find more about common here [URL= http://134.w3rar.info/62.htm ]common here[/URL] .
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Ellie: Come on. You really think he'll make it?
Chuck: I guarantee it.

Chuck Versus the DeLorean [2.10]

Chuck: The guy is a total loser, all right. Absolute bomb feeding scum of the Earth. Have I mentioned considerably older man!
Jack: [from behind] All true, but I'm a hell of a dancer.
Sarah: Chuck, I'd like you to meet my dad, Jack Burton. Dad this is my boyfriend, Chuck.
Chuck: [Chuck clears his throat] Pleasure sir.

Sarah: Give the order and I'll bring him in.
Chuck: What? .You're gonna arrest your own father?^ Now you all kinda got your own Union.
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^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;).
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Casey: If Agent Walker's uncomfortable, I'd be happy to make the arrest.
General Beckman: No one's getting arrested... yet.

Jack: [Speaking of Chuck] This guy has $2200 buck to his name.
.Sarah: How do you know?^ I know Allyson raised a valid point and yes it would be lovely if they mentioned that but can you see how that would be viewed by the studios if they did.
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Jack: [Pulling out an ATM card] I lifted his ATM card last night. .I wanted to check him out cause I was worried about you.^ If anyone wants to read more about the issue of gender in who's getting screwed, check out www.womensenews.org/article.cfm/dyn/aid/3385.
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^ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ So if you like free arcade game online then I recommend that you check out this site today!
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.Sarah: [Taking back Chuck's card] Now that you know he's broke?^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
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^ I mean, I've already got a Hellmouth less than an hour north of me, and now you wanna take my whole city hostage?!
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Jack: Now I'm really worried about you.

.Sarah: Chuck, you're attributing good intentions to him because you're a good person.^ Again, not trying to contradict you because I think you're right.
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^ Reply (0) ] Re: starter driving range.jpg adult personals , < E-Mail > / April 21, 8:31pm Good site.
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.Chuck: Well, he must've done something right, you turned out pretty good.^ Entirely well turned out text!
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^ You be aware ..the joined you ve been righting as regards three years?
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^ You recall ..the one you ve been righting quest of three years?
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Sarah: If anything happens to my father...
Sheik Rajiv Amad: WHAT? You will con me out of more money?
Sarah Walker: No! I'll kill you!
Sheik Rajiv Amad: Then bring me what is mine, and we won't have a problem.

Sarah: Why did you put the money in Chuck's account?
Jack: I needed to put it somewhere cause I didn't trust Cop Face.
Sarah: But you trusted Chuck.
Jack: I read people. That's the only real talent I got. .One thing I know is that that kid would never betray you.^ Atenolol cod buy[/url] Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.
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^ This software is the best thing for online promo and mass posting, you know...
  • 「ニホンちゃんガイドブック」入稿: ものかきや控え室 15 September 2009 6:52 UTC masa-1.air-nifty.com [Source type: General]

^ I bet the actors would help out with promotion as well, if, you know, Joss et al called some of them up.
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I made a $10 million bet that he loved you... Turns out I was right.

.Captain Awesome: [to Morgan] You have exactly one day to get my money back to me or I pluck you from head to toe.^ D Please keep blogging here Joss, it always makes my day to read a post written by you!
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^ Make my mouth.She pulled cartoon incest his connections it was an excellent lover back.Laura asked if you.
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^ And, thanks to the Joss, I will now have a song from Newsies in my head all day.
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Anna: Start with the groin. He won't be using that region for a while.

Beckman: [about Sarah's Dad] He checked into a downtown hotel under the alias "Guido Merkins."

Chuck: [on the phone with the police] Hello, I'd like to report a stolen '81 DeLorean, license plate is D-E-M-O-R-G-A-N. No this is not a prank call.

Chuck Versus Santa Claus [2.11]

Ellie: Great, so uh, my present to my fiancée is a ticket to death.
Captain Awesome: Babe, it's completely safe. Besides I need the adrenaline rush, a little sense of danger in my life.
[Ellie scoffs]
Ellie: What?

Ned: Who's in charge here?
Everyone, including Big Mike and Emmett: CHUCK!!

Casey: [his toe has just been shot] I survived three wars without losing so much as a finger nail before I met you Bartowski!

Casey: [to Chuck] You owe me a toe Bartowski!
Ellie Bartowski: You're going to be okay, John. A lot of people get by with nine toes.

.Captain Awesome: I know you guys work at Buy More, but I'm a doctor, okay?^ I know that it will encourage far more people to buy boxes of pencils.
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^ And thank you, Joss, for making yourself all the more wonderful by knowing the songs from "Newsies".
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I take risks every day. This is a matter of life or death. .Someone needs to man up and take action.^ Now, we just need to keep encouraging people to take action.
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Someone needs to be a hero.
Ellie: No, they don't Devon. Being a hero is being alive to take care of friends and family.
Ned: Chuck, you've been such a good friend to me, so I'm going to return the favor. I'm going to let your girlfriend go.
Chuck: No!
Ellie: Chuck?
Jeff: Ouch!
Lester: Yikes! It'll be a cold Christmas a the Bartowskis.
Buy More employee: Oh no he didn't!

Chuck: They're letting me go.
Ellie: Oh, thank God!
[Hugs Chuck]
.Chuck: Good-bye Ellie, You know how much I love you, right?^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
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^ You know if the unitedhollywood.blogspot.com website made the word Union Solidarity Fund a link to another page that allowed people to donate to another paypal account and then showed how much people donated.
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^ I know Allyson raised a valid point and yes it would be lovely if they mentioned that but can you see how that would be viewed by the studios if they did.
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Ellie: Hey! Cheer up. It'll be okay. .You're acting like you're never gonna see me again.^ Never gonna see them.
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^ Reply (0) ] Re: starter driving range.jpg Koinos , < E-Mail > / June 4, 10:04pm archy it i, and i like you!, diet, hzx, .
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Captain Awesome: See ya in a bit Chuck.
[Hugs Chuck]
Chuck: [Quietly in Devon's ear] Listen there's a time to be brave and a time to be timid. This is a time to be brave, do it!

Chuck : But it's - it's Christmas. Look I'm not buying the whole Scrooge act. Underneath that spy cover is a regular person, just like the rest of us. .I mean honestly, how weird could Christmas have been for you?^ I mean, making that much money, you could get robbed or something.
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Sarah: Christmas at the Burton household meant the annual Salvation Army con job.
Chuck: Okay, you're a little different than the rest of us.

Sarah: General if we go in there guns blazing, Chuck's cover will be blown. The guy seems pretty timid, not someone the LAPD couldn't handle.
General Beckman: What are you saying Agent Walker?
Sarah: I'm saying that Chuck has family and friends in there, and we blow Chuck's cover then not only will he have to go underground, but so will everyone else.
General Beckman: We'll try it Agent Walker's way first.

Chuck: I understand there are rules, but when it comes to family and friends, there's a time to break them!
Casey: Get in the hatch Bartowski!
.Sarah: Chuck, you're letting your emotions cloud your judgment.^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
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^ If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;).
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^ "If they're your "we" then you're still in it ;)".
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I promise nothing bad will happen to them, now please come on.
Chuck: I can't take that chance!

Chuck: Actually um... I have something for you. I was gonna give it to you tomorrow, but considering the circumstances I kind of want to give it to you today.
Sarah: Chuck were gonna get out of here. We'll be fine, I...
[Chuck pulls out a bracelet]
Sarah: promise. Wow. It's beautiful.
Chuck: It's good luck. It was my mom's Charm Bracelet. My dad gave it to her when Ellie was born.
[Chuck puts it on Sarah's wrist]
Sarah: Oh Chuck, I can't take this. This something real. Something you should give to a real girlfriend.
Chuck: ...I know.

Sarah: [as she's leaving Buy More] Chuck it's okay.
[Hugs Chuck. Quietly in his ear]
Sarah: Trust me. I'll never let anyone hurt you.

Mauser: You may have beat me, Agent Walker. But FULCRUM's won. I know that Chuck Bartowski's the Intersect.
Sarah: Chuck's secret is safe! And you're going straight to a CIA detention facility never to be seen or heard from again!
Mauser: You go right ahead, Agent Walker. Arrest me. But say "Good-bye" to Chuck. .You see I'm not like those other FULCRUM agents.^ You know those (usually quite terrible) local newspaper entertainment sections, where somebody goes to see movies, watch SURVIVOR (I spelt it American!
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.They'll do whatever it takes to find him.^ Anyone else think that they'll find a way to sell us back our pencils?
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And when they do. Every FULCRUM agent we have will know Chuck's the Intersect. It's going to be the end of his pathetic existence. So take me in Agent Walker.
[pause. Sarah lowers her weapon. Long pause. Sarah shoots Mauser]

Chuck Versus the Third Dimension [2.12]

[A grenade is seconds away from detonating]
Chuck: Morning, Sarah!
Casey: No time to defuse it.
Chuck: I've got an idea. [drops the grenade in a metal case]
Sarah: Hold on, open the refrigerator. [stuffs the case in the fridge]
Casey: [Throws the fridge into a closet and slams the door] Get down! [the grenade explodes while Chuck and Sarah duck for cover]
Sarah Good morning, Chuck.

Chuck: I watched you kill that FULCRUM agent in cold blood, Sarah. I am - I am not like you. Okay? .I might have all these government secrets in my brain, but that does not make me a real spy.^ And, all these posts are just making me itch to say...
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^ And Joss, your sexy-brain posts always make my day.
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.I - I need to tell you this in reality not in my dream.^ Here you can find everything you need on coughing red headache For real .
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Sarah: Chuck... this isn't a dream.
Chuck: What is it?
Sarah: It's a nightmare!

Chuck: How much tranquilizer did you use?
Casey: It's high grade at a heave dose. Mr. Martin should be out for 12 to 24 hours.
Tyler Martin: [Starts to wake up] Jet lag is brutal.
Chuck: Rock star metabolism.

.Sarah: Well you don't have plans, do you?^ This was a simple plan, if you don't want to buy a box, then don't.
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^ Well the Akron plan wont work, it's the rubber capital - if you drop it it will just bounce.
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^ Now if you don't mind, I've got world domination to plan.
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Chuck: Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involved something other than fixing computers or playing hot potatoes with a thermite grenade.
Casey: Yes.

Tyler: [laughing as he's dancing with 2 women] Chuck, we got a problem, these girls want to take us upstairs and do despicable things to us.
Chuck: Tyler. TYLER! That- That's not- That's not such a great idea!
.Tyler: All the best nights of my life have begun with that very sentence.^ The best part is that it's by Marshall Herskovitz and Edward Zwick, the ones who did My So-Called Life.
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Chuck: I'm begging you, just once, deny yourself this pleasure.
.Tyler: You're right.^ Again, not trying to contradict you because I think you're right.
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It's totally selfish of me.
Chuck: Oh good. Let's go.
Tyler: You need this much more than me.
[locks Chuck in the room with 2 women]

Chuck: [Casey shoots Tyler with another tranquilizer] Casey, what is wrong with you? You can't do that! You'll give the guy brain damage or liver problems!
Casey: Too late on both counts.

.Sarah: You know Casey's right.^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
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.You could've gotten yourself killed.^ It's the very least I could do for all the hours of entertainment you've given us over the years.
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What exactly were you thinking?
Chuck: What was I thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking. I was thinking like I wasn't a spy. I was trying to have a little bit of fun. .And I knew the second I called you two, it would all be over!^ I bet the actors would help out with promotion as well, if, you know, Joss et al called some of them up.
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Sarah: But you are a spy. .And you should know better than to put yourself in a dangerous situation where I can't protect you!^ You guys are better at this than me.
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^ Don't speak if you can't say out something better than the silence is.
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^ And thank you, Joss, for making yourself all the more wonderful by knowing the songs from "Newsies".
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Chuck: Is it really so wrong for me to want a night off? I was have a really good time until the assassins stole my pants and tried to kill me. I've earned it. I deserve it.
[Casey shoots him with a tranquilizer dart]
Chuck: I'm losing consciousness.
[Chuck falls to floor unconscious]
Sarah: CASEY!
Casey: My ears couldn't take it. Either that or I shoot him.
[Takes out his weapon and cocks it]

.Sarah: I don't know what's happened to you.^ Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
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But this is *our* job! Not only to protect Tyler, but the country and anybody else who needs protecting. We do whatever it takes not matter what! Did you forget that?
Chuck: ...That I definitely didn't forget.

Tyler: I've never been in a situation like this before. Life or death. .Pretty much living my life avoiding anything that's real.^ I understand the concerns, but anything really spelled out seems too much like we're "bargaining" with the showrunners.
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Chuck: Takes some getting used to.
.Chuck: You could go back to living your life again.^ Get him to join your ranks and not even Superman could stop you from taking over the world!
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One night of bravery, for an entire life of normalcy... I can't even tell you what I'd give for that.
Tyler: ...How do I know I can trust them? Your people?
Chuck: Because I do. They're the best. Stake my life on it everyday.
.Tyler: I got one thing to say.^ Dunno how much is in that fund to spare for such a thing, but wouldn't be sweet if, say, a whole truck showed up with one purchase?
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^ It means a greater thing if we're the ones sending stuff, each represented by a box of pencils, saying we support the writers.
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^ It means a greater thing is we're the ones sending stuff, each represented by a box of pencils, saying we support the writers.
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Hello Cleavland!
Chuck: It's Burbank.
Tyler: Oh, I'm dyslexic.

.Chuck: He had threatened my family, my friends, and you were just doing your job.^ I pretty depressed about the fact of losing job, I got a kid and need [url=http://tonysworld09.blogspot.com/] some cash [/url] to feed my family.
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^ I didn't specify a show since I want it to be clear that I'm doing this to support the writers not just get my favorite shows back on.
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^ And just in case my comment gets lost among the shuffle, i just went ahead and sent 5 more on your behalf for "all things Whedon".
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I get that but - Sarah, the guy was unarmed. And - and you just...
Sarah: I did what I had to do. .He knew who you really were.^ Are you ready to find out who the cheaters really are.
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Your whole family was in danger. And I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget you never asked for all of this.

Casey: Ah, finally, a mission without Bartowski. I'm going to enjoy this!
[Chuck opens the back door and gets in the car]
Chuck: Guys, where are we going? Well, come on Casey! No time for a break we got work to do.

Chuck Versus the Suburbs [2.13]

Big Mike: What kind of a woman sends divorce papers on Valentine's Day?

Casey: [to Chuck and Sarah] You two kids are going to the suburbs. Good luck as a normal couple.

Lester: It's called the Internet Hotness Conversion Factor.

.Chuck: You better be careful, Sarah Walker, or one day you might actually turn into a real girl.^ Ideally (yeah, I know, we're getting into fairy-tale territory here, but perhaps one day ...
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^ He clearly gets things SO much more than our current one (hey, he's actually SMART, what a concept for a president), is good at negotiating, and has a better fan base ('though we might not all have money to invest in oil).
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Sylvia: Mr. Carmichael, I didn't expect you to come so quickly.
Chuck: Charles Carmichael always comes quickly.
[awkward pause]
Casey: [over watch-phone] Smooth, Bartowski.

Sarah: Can I ask you a question?
Chuck: Sure.
Sarah: This is the worst Valentine's Day ever, right?
Chuck: Come on, don't be silly.
Sarah: Please, you're not going to offend me.
Chuck: There's gotta be someone somewhere having a far worse Valentine's Day.
[Cut to Casey sitting alone in his apartment]

Casey: 'Fraid you two are going to have to drop your dating cover for this particular mission.
Sarah: No problem.
Chuck: What is it? Thai street racing gang, Urkranian prostitution?
Casey: No. No. For this mission you and Agent Walker are going to be married.
[Casey shows them two rings and hands them over]
Casey: You two kids are going to the suburbs. Good luck as a normal couple.

Chuck: Zip it, that is your wedding craziness right there. So keep that! That's yours. .We're just house sitting, it's no big deal.^ NO! Even though we all wear scarves and glasses, We're a union, just by sayin' so...
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Ellie: Okay, fine. Can we call it "Cohabitating with your longterm girlfriend in a house that doesn't have posters that were hung in the 8th grade"?

Chuck: Well gotta run. .You know how it is the old ball and chain.^ I know Allyson raised a valid point and yes it would be lovely if they mentioned that but can you see how that would be viewed by the studios if they did.
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Sylvia: Listen Charles, I just live right across the street. So... call me, when the honeymoon's over. I've got a chain too.

Casey: [finding a bug] Looks like one of ours.
Chuck: [Chuck gets a flash] Uh, correction. That was one of ours. That bug was stolen from a CIA substation in Omaha in '06. Now it belongs to FULCRUM.
Sarah: And here I thought we were looking for a garden variety terrorist.

Chuck: Are you enjoying this who Martha Stewart thing? I can't even believe it. Please tell me you're not going soft on me.
Sarah: Just shut up and eat your breakfast.
Chuck: You better be careful, Sarah. .One day you might actually turn into a real girl.^ Ideally (yeah, I know, we're getting into fairy-tale territory here, but perhaps one day ...
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.Sarah: Look, we understand if this makes you uncomfortable.^ I don't think it makes them look like they are millionaires who don't need a strike to get rich, I think it would make the point that they understand that the strike is affecting people who are vulnerable.
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Chuck: Breaking my fake wedding vows? Nah, forget about it. I'm golden.
[to Casey]
.Chuck: Just hit me with another spritz of that, would you.^ When you would like to [url=http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showuser=131788]buy soma[/url] you are just welcome to [url=http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showuser=131788]order soma[/url] on the website.
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[Casey spritzes Chuck once in the face. Slight pause, then he spritzes Chuck again below the belt]
Chuck : Why here?

Chuck: Casey, I'm handcuffed.
Casey: Relax, handcuffs are a cinch.
Chuck: Really?
Casey: Yeah, there's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Real easy to break. What you're gonna wanna do is apply torsional pressure until it snaps.
Chuck: I'm not going to break my bone!
Casey: Well in that case, you are screwed!

.Chuck: [Arriving out front half dressed speaking to Sarah] You are never going to believe what happened to me over there!^ Don't speak if you can't say out something better than the silence is.
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Brad: [Watching from a distance] This ought to be good.
[pause, then Sarah slaps Chuck, goes inside and slams the door shut]

General Beckman: Besides testing on humans, it appears that FULCRUM is perilously close to completing their own INTERSECT computer. Making Bartowski more important than ever! His life has never been in more danger. The honeymoon is over Agent Walker!
Sarah: Yes ma'am.

Ellie: Well, what happened what went wrong?
Chuck: I guess something that's been wrong from the start. You know?
Ellie: Are... you guys aren't breaking up, are you?
Chuck: No, no, no, no, no. Trust me. Sarah's not going anywhere.
.Ellie: Chuck, I guess I - I don't - I don't know what you're saying exactly.^ Don't speak if you can't say out something better than the silence is.
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.Chuck: Look El, I know how much you love Sarah.^ You know if the unitedhollywood.blogspot.com website made the word Union Solidarity Fund a link to another page that allowed people to donate to another paypal account and then showed how much people donated.
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^ I know Allyson raised a valid point and yes it would be lovely if they mentioned that but can you see how that would be viewed by the studios if they did.
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^ No, while Allyson's idea is good, I think this campaign is about how much the fans love and support the writers and should stay that way.
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.And I know how much you love the idea of us, and us moving forward with you and Devon, but we're not anything like you guys.^ You guys watch too much tv.
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^ So it's hardly an example of anything to do what what you're trying to argue.
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^ If the showrunner(s) of "I Love Lucy" sign up for the match idea then presumably someone knows where to get hold of them, if not they don't have to match at all.
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Ellie: But you guys seem so perfect.
Chuck: Yeah, I know. I guess, but being in that house with her, it was so close to being perfect. The way I had pictured it would be. Then I realized what was wrong with that picture... And it was us. .Sarah and I are never going to be anything more than we are now.^ That's far more of an audience than anything Serenity on youtube ever got, frankly.
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But you know what? I'm okay with that.

Chuck Versus the Best Friend [2.14]

Morgan: I need your help on a mission.
Chuck: What kind of mission?
Lester: A spy mission.
Jeff: Can you handle it?

Jeff: Does it shock you that 80% of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?
Chuck: Honestly, I'm more suprised by the other 20%. .But look, buddy, I know you're going through a tough time, but I don't feel comfortable stalking another human being.^ I know that feeling, especially with so many good thoughts going on here for what we can do, I also reacted rather sharply, I apologise and am going to remove my previous post now.
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^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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^ Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
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Morgan: Dude it's not stalking, okay? It's caring enough about someone to learn things about them they won't tell you themselves.
Chuck: Which is stalking.

.Chuck: You want me to befriend my best friend's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend?^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
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Beckman: Is there a problem Mr. Bartowski?
Chuck: No, no. Not... not a problem.
[Beckman ends the video conference]
Chuck: I got a big problem here.

Lester: What was that about?
Chuck: I'm helping Ellie and Awesome find a band for their wedding.
Lester: Then this, sir, is your lucky day.
Jeff: We'll handle it from here.
Chuck: You're going to help me find a band?
Lester: No, you misunderstand. You found your band. It is WE. [points to himself and Jeff] We'll play your sister's big day.
Chuck: Wait— Wait a minute, you guys have a band?
Jeff: Jeff...
Lester: ...Lester...
Jeff and Lester: JEFFSTER!!
Chuck: That seems very fitting.
.Jeff: Originally, we were going to go with the name "Jester," but we didn't want people to associate us with a couple of fools.^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
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Chuck: Obviously not.

[Jeff just tried to stop Devon from closing the door on him with his hand]
Jeff: Ow!
.Devon Dude, you're supposed to stop a door with your foot.^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
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Chuck: I can't betray my best friend. How come nobody gets that?
Casey: Hmm. Semper Fidelis. Means always faithful in the Marines. In civilian life, means putting your friend's well being above your own. I salute you for that Bartowski. Well done.
[Casey gives Chuck a small salute]
Chuck: Yeah, that's - Thanks, Casey. Yeah. Semper Fi. .You know it's a pretty upside down world when this guy's the one picking up the emotional nuances around here.^ The Purple One's entry pretty much sums it up.
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^ Service established to achieve one individual aim - to aid you save up to 70% on remedy drug medication .
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^ I bet the actors would help out with promotion as well, if, you know, Joss et al called some of them up.
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[Casey winks at Sarah]

Casey: There's only one mission here moron.
Chuck: Oh "moron" that's- You know, sticks and stones may break my bones...
Casey: Care to test that theory, Bartowski?
Chuck: Not particularly.

Chuck: I see why Anna dumped you. This guy is - is a profoundly disturbed individual. Okay? He can't -he can't let go of her. He's an obsessed but totally unthreatening sicko. Grow up, Morgan Grimes.

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^ Well the Akron plan wont work, it's the rubber capital - if you drop it it will just bounce.
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Chuck: At the expense of his dignity.
Sarah: Well at least he's still breathing. Come on.

Sarah: No, I get it he's your best friend.
.Chuck: You know you say that, but I don't think you have a clue what it means.^ You know what I'm trying to say.
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^ Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
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^ I know, I know, I'm not just special but I'm also a genius - I can hear the echo of you all thinking that RIGHT NOW. gossi .
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Sarah, I don't have parents. .I don't really talk about it because that's the way things are now.^ Only if he's played by Ray Wise (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch Reaper).
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^ That didn't really help with the pencil thing but it made this writer pretty happy for about 8 minutes.
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^ Don't talk about bread if you're being filmed, though.
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But it wasn't always this way. .Morgan was there the first day my mom took off.^ My mom depends on the soaps to keep her going through the day.
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He didn't say much. Because honestly what's a fifth grader supposed to say? But we sat there and split a cherry cheesecake and played Legend of Zelda all night long. And my dad, well that's - that's a whole other story. But Morgan was there for that too. .Morgan is more than just my best friend.^ And just in case my comment gets lost among the shuffle, i just went ahead and sent 5 more on your behalf for "all things Whedon".
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^ But for me, this isn't just about entertainment -- even entertainment that does more than just that.
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^ My point was that this project is from high profile producers who have more influence in the industry than other online only show distributers.
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He's my family! .Before you got here, and long after you've gone, Morgan is my family!^ D Please keep blogging here Joss, it always makes my day to read a post written by you!
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^ What you all are hashing and working out here is great - I'm trying to interpret it for my son and we're being educated together.
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^ I mean, I've already got a Hellmouth less than an hour north of me, and now you wanna take my whole city hostage?!
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Sarah Walker: ...Last night we failed to learn the contents of the Triad's container. And now we don't know what kind of drugs or weapons are floating around the city. And while I appreciate your friendship with Morgan. .Losing sight of that container endangers many people's best friends, not just yours Chuck.^ In a combination of physical culture and best diet pill many Englishmen and Americans to [url=http://bestdietpill.buypillscheap.com/weightlossdietpill.html]lose weight[/url].
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Sarah: I wanted to apologize. I could have been more sensitive before about your friendship with Morgan. It's just - it's difficult. .I don't really have anyone in my life who cares about me.^ Who cares about drama?
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^ But I was thinking about that poor woman who got fined 200,000 dollars by the RIAA (who is really SONY!) for sharing 9 songs on Limewire.
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^ How do we get people who love their shows but aren't web savvy to hear about this and sign up to BECOME MY MINDLESS SLA --God!
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Chuck: Yeah, you do.

Chuck Versus the Beefcake [2.15]

Chuck: Ooh! Ugh! Oh my God! This is unbearable! My back is killing me, my wrists are chafing!
Cole: This is going to get ugly. What level is his pain tolorance?
Sarah: I'd say about 1 out of 10.
Chuck: What? A one? I'd say I'm at least an 8.
Sarah: Chuck, the torture hasn't even started yet.
Chuck: This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay, put me down for a 1.

Casey: What happened?
Chuck: Well, I fainted and hit my head on the ground.
Casey: Real brave, Bartowski.
Chuck: I fainted on purpose—that was my move. You know I'm terrified of needles.
Casey: So your move was to faint, and his was to endure torture.
Chuck: We have different methods.
Casey: Looks like his method is working.

.Chuck: [to Sarah as she's cutting up some bananas] Look it's not you, it's me.^ Look it up in the book if you like.” “But have you any idea who?
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^ Keep up the good work and I look forward to making some new friends here.
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Casey: [Casey enters] Probably not the best idea to give the "It's not you, it's me" speech to a trained assassin wielding a knife.
Chuck: I was warming up into a more original territory, all right? Can you give us a moment, Casey?

Chuck: I think we should break up.
.Sarah: Is that what you really want?^ I realize that you can put anything you want in the box, and for anarchists such as the people on this board, the option of using writer's names would be a no brainer.
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Chuck: Yes it is.
Casey: Great! The most annoying romance in my life is finally over! Downstairs now. Come on!

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Casey: Can't risk his contact seeing us. What's the matter, Bartowski, afraid of a little competition?

Casey: Don't be a hero on this one, Bartowski. Leave it to the pros!
Chuck: Excuse me, I am a pro! My job is a certified Computer and Electronics Technician.
Cole: Great cover.
Casey: It's not a cover. It's his life.

Cole: Do you really think the C.I.A. would put its entire database of secrets in his head? He's a pathetic weakling. How could they send him on assignments? How could even withstand torture?
Sarah: It's true. He's just a Computer and Electronics Technician, a brave one, but he's not the Intersect!
Alexis: Then who is?
Cole: Me! I'm the Intersect!
Chuck: NO he's not! It's me! Okay and I resent the fact that I couldn't stand up to torture. Do your worst. In fact, you could stick that incredibly long needle in my eye and I still wouldn't tell you anything!

Alexis: We will try... a different approach. Tell me who the Intersect is by three... or I inject Agent Walker with enough Ricin to kill an army!... One... two...
Cole and Chuck: It's me!

Cole: Well, I guess I better be heading out. Chuck, thanks for risking your life for me. Don't ever do it again.
Chuck: Don't worry, I won't.

Chuck: Ellie, Awesome, I have made a very important decision. I am moving out...
Ellie: [Ellie gasps] Yes!
Chuck: And moving in with Morgan.
Ellie: NO!
Captain Awesome: Yeah, sometimes you gotta play hard to get. Cold and detached is a very powerful aphrodisiac, babe.
Ellie: So is abstinence, you want to try it?
Captain Awesome: [Devon looks at Chuck] Not getting involved.
Ellie: Morgan what are you doing here?
Morgan: Chuck didn't tell you? This is kind of embarrassing, my mom is uh, romantically involved with my boss from work. So I need a place to stay.
Captain Awesome: Big Mike's banging Bolonia?
Ellie: Gross honey.
Morgan: Uh, why on God's green Earth would he ever *ever* break up with Sarah?
Captain Awesome: Ask Ellie, it was her idea.
Morgan: Really?
Ellie: What? He said that he didn't think she was the one.
Morgan: [Morgan sighs] There are a few precious things I know anything about in this world. Chuck's one of them. Believe me, Sarah's the one!
Ellie: How do you know?
Morgan: How do I know? It's all over the kid's face. When Chuck is around Sarah, he is the Chuck we always dreamed of, all right? The Chuck that has the potential to do anything in the world.
Captain Awesome: Whoa!
Morgan: Evening.
Captain Awesome: Talk about low hanging fruit!
Ellie: Oh my God! I'm going to kill Chuck!
Morgan: Didn't Chuck tell you I sleep - in the - in the buff?

Sarah: Chuck, he knows you're the Intersect. We have to go into 24 hour protective detail until further notice.
Chuck: What exactly does that mean?
Sarah: It means we can't break up. And we have to move in together.
[Noticing Ellie, Awesome and Morgan]
Sarah: Well Ellie's watching, we'd better sell it.
[They hug]
Chuck: Are you sure about this? I mean he's a really tough guy. Maybe he won't talk.
Sarah: Chuck, everyone talks.

Chuck Versus the Lethal Weapon [2.16]

Chuck: [about toothpaste] Spearmint okay?
Sarah: Yeah, fine.
Chuck: Traditionally I'm a peppermint man, but I'm living on the edge.

Beckman: Mr. Barker, I understand you were hurt protecting Agent Walker. I am told you showed great courage.
Barker: Just doing my job, General. Actually, it was Chuck who showed great courage on this mission. He was also injured.
Casey: He got clipped by a windowsill. It's as pathetic as it sounds.

Lester: [about himself, Jeff, and Morgan] You are looking at three individuals gifted in the art of repulsion.

Morgan: I want to make sure that she [Anna] loves me for me and not... other things.
Chuck: Are you crazy? .What other things could she possibly be loving you for?^ Atenolol cod buy[/url] Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.
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.I mean listen, buddy, you know that I love you, but you're lucky to have a girl in your life who loves you for you, even though you are in fact you.^ Can you tell me who did your layout?
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Busgang: You're the guy who shot me.
Chuck: It was an accident, I swear. It was the first time I had ever handled a gun, and the first time that I had shot someone. Clearly those two things must be connected in some way. Hi, I'm Chuck.

Sarah: I guess I'm not the kind of girl who cheats on her cover boyfriend.
Cole: Is that all he is "cover boyfriend?"
Sarah: What do you mean?
Cole: I saw the way you looked at him when his life was in danger, been doing this a long time, Agent Walker.
[sighs]
Cole: Who'd have thought it? Cole Barker loses the girl to Chuck Bartowski.
Sarah: When you meet someone you care about. It's just hard to walk away.
Cole: I couldn't have said it better myself.
'[Cole leaves]

Chuck: Sarah, I'm not going to move in with you... Because I can't... And you know why I can't... I'm crazy about you. And I always have been. Having a fake relationship, that's one thing. But living together is... I mean everyday and being around each other and -and that's why i can't do it. I hope you understand.
Sarah: I do.
Chuck: Thank you.
[Starts to leave then stops]
.Chuck: Oh and uh just so you know, I am going to get this thing out of my head, one day.^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
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I will! And when I do, I'm going to live the life I want with the girl I love. Because I'm not going to let this thing rob me of that. I won't!

Sarah: You know, I know this whole 24 hour supervision thing isn't exactly great, but when the CIA finds us a new apartment, at least we'll have separate rooms.
Chuck Great.
Sarah: Consider yourself lucky. At least, you didn't have to move in with Casey, right?
Chuck: [Fake laugh] Lucky me.

Sarah: So when they asked you about the Intersect?
Cole: I didn't tell them anything. It's not my first dance, Walker. If I told them anything: Casey, Chuck, *you* would all be in their crosshairs. Not an option.
Sarah: Why come back here after you escaped?
Cole: ...To make sure you were safe.

Sarah: We work for the government, Dr. Busgang.
Perseus: So do I. Tell them, Duncan. We work for the CIA.
Casey: No. The men you work for are terrorists.
[Casey gets slammed against the wall by two agents]
Casey: Hey!
Duncan: Terrorist? We're patriots. Howard, you're a patriot.
.Casey: You're spies who've turn your back on your country!^ Can you tell me who did your layout?
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Cole: But what if we're lucky enough to find that person? We're supposed to walk away? Doesn't seem fair.
Sarah: No... Because it isn't!
[Sarah walks away]

Chuck Versus the Predator [2.17]

Barkley: We're the flagship store, we should get those computers-
Big Mike: Flagship of my ass, now get out of here, Barkley.

Morgan: Why are we trying to blow up our own store?

Casey: Don't you trust me?
General Beckman: I don't trust anybody.

Casey: [Referring to Morgan, Jeff and Lester] I want just one of them!
Sarah: No!
Chuck: Sarah, you're in the little boys room.
Sarah: Oh.
[Sarah exits]

Vincent: You have one chance. Drop your guns.
Chuck: Uh, sir. They don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together, and I forbade them from packing.
Vincent: Why would you do that?
.Chuck: I don't know.^ Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am?
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I just, you know - I think guns make things too easy. I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not going to shoot anyone, right?
Vincent: It would be unprofessional not to.

Chuck: Why are you coming here?
General Beckman: Hopefully I won't have to shut down Operation Bartowski because of one foolish mistake. .But if FULCRUM knows who you really are, pack your bags Chuck, you're leaving with me.^ Can you tell me who did your layout?
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Sarah: General what if Orion can help Chuck remove the Intersect? Erase it from his mind?
Chuck: [Chuck's secretly watching from his computer] Yeah. Yeah, good question Sarah.
General Beckman: That's exactly what I don't want! Chuck Bartowski is absolutely vital to national security. He can never meet Orion! Do you understand that Agent Walker?
Sarah: Uh... yes.
General Beckman: What?
Chuck: Sarah, no.
Sarah: Yes, I understand.

Sarah: Chuck Bartowski has risked his life for this country. But he's not a spy and he knows it!
General Beckman: He's a spy until I say he isn't!
Sarah: General, Chuck knows that Orion is out there and he is not going to sit in his room and do what we say. He...
Casey: What is it?
Sarah: Where's Chuck?
Casey: [Casey checks the tracking device] Watch has him in his room.
Sarah: No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.
General Beckman: What?
Sarah: Check his room.
Casey: Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.

Chuck: General, you don't want the Intersect of my head, do you?
General Beckman: No, I don't.
Sarah: General, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.
.General Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over!^ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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Chuck I hesitate to say this...
Chuck: Please, please hesitate.
General Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Casey: Oy.
Chuck: No. Listen to the man, he's right! I'm not a spy!
General Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See I can't lose you Chuck. I need you! It's time for you to become a spy!

Chuck Versus the Broken Heart [2.18]

Chuck: [about Alex and Casey] Wow, you two are a match made in a very frightening part of heaven.

General Beckman: Agent Walker. Thank you for you dedication to this mission.
Sarah: General, please I...
General Beckman: But as of right now, your services are officially terminated. Report to Langley at 0900.
[the General ends the transmission. Sarah talks to Forrest]
Sarah: Please take care of him.

Alex: [as a policewoman-themed stripper) I understand one of you has been a naughty, naughty boy.
Lester: Me. I'm so bad, I've been bad, I've been bad. Listen, I'm a bad person, I am a terrible person. (she throws her hat at him] Ouch.

Chuck: Nothing happened at the bachelor party. He didn't do anything. I swear!
Ellie: Chuck, I saw the photos. Okay?... .I'm sorry I know you're just trying to protect him.^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
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Bro code or whatever. But Chuck, I'm your sister!... You're supposed to protect me.

Sarah: [Holding up Chuck's cellphone] I found this when I went to say goodbye to Chuck.
Alex: Which directly disobeyed an order. You were fired for exactly this reason!
Sarah: Then there's nothing stopping me from kicking your ass!

Zamir: Are you his doctor?
Chuck: Of course. Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not one of this man's doctors?
Zamir: Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Muhammad Zamir.
[they shake hands]
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: And, doctor.
Zamir: Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment, please? I would like to consult the doctor privately, please.
Chuck: Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. [whispers to Alex] Please don't go.
Alex: I'll be right outside... doctor.

[Chuck is fumbling with a stethescope]
Chuck: Well, heart sounds appear to be normal... [Zamir looks at him] ...for a patient with this type of atypical cardio/cardiac condition.
Zamir: You should know that this patient is a very important man.
Chuck: Well, I—I took an oath to treat my first patient with the same kind of care as every subsequent... patient.

Chuck: Oh my God, I'm bleeding. Oh my God I'm bleeding, oh my God I'm bleeding.
Zamir: Come on.
Chuck: I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.
Zamir: A surgeon is afraid of blood.
Chuck: I know, a little ironic, right?

Casey: Hey. Chuck, turn off the gas you idiot. You inhale too much of that stuff it'll kill you.
Chuck: We're gonna die.
[Chuck and Zamir laugh]
Chuck: We're gonna die.
Alex: [Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!
Chuck: No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?
Alex: This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.
[Starts to leave]
Sarah: Forrest! We can do this your way or we can actually save the assett!

Chuck: [Chuck's inhaled a lot of laughing gas] Is that really you or am I super stoned?
Sarah: Uh, both.

General Diane Beckman: Agent Walker, despite your heroism, you have directly disobeyed several orders...
Chuck: Wait General, um, I'm sorry but-but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?
Sarah: It's okay Chuck.
Casey: No, it's not.
[Everyone looks at Casey]
Casey: Let him finish.
Chuck: Thanks... Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that because my relationship with Sarah is so... you know, we're - we're close. We care about each other. That's- that's what I'm trying to say. And - and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.

Chuck: [Standing outside a trailer] I couldn't find him. The man didn't want to be found. I mean if you hadn't illegally accessed the government's master database...
Sarah: Chuck, it'll be good to see him.
[Chuck knocks on the door. long pause with no response]
Sarah: I'm sorry.
[pause. the door opens]
Chuck: Dad?

Chuck Versus the Dream Job [2.19]

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Sarah: Where's Chuck?
Casey: In a world of pain.

Chuck: I can't believe this. My father invented the intersect.
Stephen: Well, that's not true. I didn't invent all of it. Just the really cool stuff. All right, now I can understand how this could complicate a few things.
Chuck: What? Complicate a few things; Dad, I saw you die. I saw you explode in a helicopter.
Stephen: Well, I see how I could have given you that impression. I had to die quite a few times—it's one of the perils of being Orion.

Stephen: What you are gonna see are a bunch of encoded images that will cancel out the ones you originally uploaded.
Chuck: Wait. Are you saying that you are gonna overwrite my brain?
Stephen: That's a good way of putting it. Yes.

Roark: Put him on the helicopter. Kill his CIA agent.
Stephen: He's my son.
Roark: He's your son? Congratulations! That's great! I had no idea. ...Kill his son.
.Stephen: I'll build anything you want, give FULCRUM their intersect.^ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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But my son walks away from here.
Vincent: You'll build it either way.
Stephen: You going to torture me? After 10 years away from my family, my son walks away!
Roark: Right, right. I'm not a monster. ...Maybe a little bit of a monster. Today's his lucky day. Shotgun on the chopper. Let's go.

Chuck Versus the First Kill [2.20]

Bernie: Are you wired?
Chuck: No I'm not.
Bernie: [aims his gun at Chuck's face] Are you wired?
Chuck: Yes, yes we are.
. . .
Burghee: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: That's preposterous.
Burgee: [his thugs aim their weapons at Chuck] Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: Yes, yes I am.

Morgan: How do I know that I can trust you?
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. . .
Sarah: How do I know I can trust you?
Jill: You don't. But you need my help and we're the only chance Chuck's got.

Wally Roberts: And you are?
Sarah: I'm, uh, Chuck's cousin, Sarah. And this is my boyfriend John.
Wally Roberts: Talk about beauty and the beast, huh? You must be loaded.
[Casey feigns a laugh]

Casey: Permission to drop the twerp into a deep dark hole, General?
General Beckman: Granted.
Casey: Huh?
General Beckman: It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.
Sarah: What are you saying, General?
General Beckman: I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!
Casey: Operation Moron is over?

Chuck: I owe you an apology.
Sarah: For what?
Chuck: I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA would always put their best interests ahead of mine... But not you. You always looked out for me. Thank you.
Sarah: [pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.
Chuck: Why?
Sarah: Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run.

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You're committing treason, Sarah; you could go to jail.
Sarah: I know.

Chuck Versus the Colonel [2.21]

Captain Awesome: You're a spy, Chuck? That's... awesome!

Chuck: Do I get a gun?
Sarah: Nope. You get to stay in the car.
Chuck: C'mon the whole "stay in the car" thing aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.
Casey: [holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying Agent Imbecile? Drop it Walker.
Sarah: You drop it.
Chuck: Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.
Casey: Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.
Chuck: What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.
Casey: Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.
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Casey: I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.
Sarah: Is that a "yes"?
Casey: One condition, he stays in the car.
Sarah: Agreed.
Chuck: Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!
Casey: One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!
Chuck: In the car I go.

Chuck Versus the Ring [2.22]

Chuck: See? Guys can hug.
Casey: Not if they don't have their man parts.
Chuck: That's a good point.

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Chuck: Uh, well then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.

Chuck: I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. .All I do know is that I want you to be in it.^ Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
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Sarah: Please, I really have to tell you.
Chuck: No. No guns. No lies. Just us. .Just like I've always wanted.^ I have been searching for a forum like this for a while and I just wanted to say thanks.
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Sarah: Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.

Bryce: The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion.
Chuck: You knew?
Bryce: That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.
.Chuck: I can't believe you've known all the whole time.^ A reverse cell phone lookup can quickly help you discover who is taken up all your partners time.
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He's a hero... Let's go get your sister married.

Chuck: Oh god! Someone shoot me now.
Roark: I can help you with that, Chuck. A real shotgun wedding. Just think. That terrible pun is the last thing you'll ever hear.

Chuck: [to Morgan] Go with your heart, buddy. Our brains only screw things up.

Chuck: You belong out there. Save the world. I'm just - I'm just not that guy.
Sarah: How many times do you have to be a hero to realize that you are that guy?
Chuck: But I want more Sarah. I want a life. I want a real life.
Sarah: Chuck, I don't want to save the world. I want -
[Steve Bartowski interrupts]

Chuck: [after Sarah leaves] I have to go.
Steve: No. No. You don't, you're not a spy.
Chuck: Dad... I love her!

Chuck: But you need - you need the computer to fight FULCRUM.
Bryce: FULCRUM doesn't matter, all right? They... they're just one part of the ring. They'll use it against us. Chuck, you have to do this, all right? You have to destroy that computer, then you get out of here.

Miles: He uploaded it.
Casey: Oh, Chuck me.

Chuck: Guys... I know kung fu.

Season 3

Chuck Versus the Pink Slip [3.01]

Awesome: Still playing the loser cover? You're nailing it.
Chuck: It's not a cover Devon, it's my life.
Awesome: (in disbelief) So this is really you?
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.

Chuck: If I help you guys then maybe Beckman puts the old team back together.
.Casey: And all my dreams come true.^ A little planning now will make it possible for some of those day dreams to come true.
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Casey: I heard you were a lemon, but this is pathetic Bartowski, even for you.

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Beckman: For the last two years we had to protect Chuck from the world, but now we need to protect the world from Chuck.

Chuck Versus the Three Words [3.02]

Morgan: Our lives are incredible.
Chuck: Yeah incredibly average to subpar.

.Morgan: [about Carina] Do you think she'll remember me?^ It’s the middle of winter so naturally you may be thinking about summer weather, and the opportunities for fun, adventure and a change in scenery that a summer camp provides.
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We only went on that one date and tall women have very short memories.

Morgan: Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since Björn Borg.
Jeff: People mistake him for me all the time.

Carina: You idiot. The reason Sarah is being so cold is because she loves you. Now get your head out of your ass and be a spy.

Chuck: I love you...

Lester: [about Carina] She brought four guys and no beer.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, now our party is a sausage fest.

Lester: The studs inside are going to ruin our chances with the medium-hot chicks from Underwear Unlimited.
Jeff: I've been drinking this jail juice since I was in diapers, I'll challenge them to a drinking contest and they'll pass out.
Lester: By process of elimination we land the ladies.

.Morgan: [to Carina] Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love to, doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.^ If you're anything like me once I started using this system the concept of regularly making $400 - $800 a day, in your leftover conditions, will have .
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Where's the button?
Casey: Me. I'm the button.

Chuck Versus the Three Words [3.03]

Awesome: Sorry didn't mean to scare you.
Chuck: Maybe you shouldn't be sneaking into my room at night.

Awesome: I knew you guys had a secret base. This is bad ass!

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His favorite movie is Terms of Endearment. He always showers after love making.

Casey: You stole my blood.

Cast

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Chuck
Format comedy
Created by Josh Schwartz
Chris Fedak
Starring Zachary Levi
Yvonne Strzechowski
Joshua Gomez
Sarah Lancaster
Adam Baldwin
Country of origin
Production
Executive producer(s) Josh Schwartz
McG
Running time 42 minutes (without commercials)
Broadcast
Original channel NBC
Picture format 480i (SDTV),
1080i (HDTV)
Original airing September 24, 2007
External links
Official website

Chuck is an American television series that started on the NBC network on September 24, 2007.

The series is about Chuck Bartowski, a normal guy who fixes computers at the Buy More store, as part of the "Nerd Herd". His old friend Bryce turns out to be a rogue spy. Just before he dies, Bryce sends Chuck an e-mail with thousands of pictures. The pictures are encoded with all of the nation's spy secrets. After viewing them, Chuck holds all of the secrets inside his head.

Chuck is watched by agents from the CIA and the NSA, who hope to use Chuck's secrets to protect the United States from terrorism.

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