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Chuck Norris

Norris receiving the Veteran of the Year award by the U.S. Air Force in 2001.
Born Carlos Ray Norris
March 10, 1940 (1940-03-10) (age 70)
Ryan, Oklahoma, United States
Spouse(s) Dianne Holechek (1958-1988)
Gena O'Kelly (1998-present)
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.Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor and media personality.^ When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.
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^ Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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^ And the day Chuck Norris was born.
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.After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do.^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.
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^ HORMIGA Senator McCain was not born in the United States of America, he was born at Coco Solo Naval Air Station in the Panama Canal Zone which was not US soil.
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^ Xue Pi Says: January 13, 2006 at 2:51 am Chuck Norris created his own style of fighting: Chun Kuk Do.
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.Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as Way of the Dragon in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee and was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s.^ Theres no such thing as shooting stars, just people that Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked.
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^ Since then Norris has penned a fundraising e-mail on Huckabee's behalf, and even appears alongside the candidate in a television ad running in Iowa.
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^ Chuck Norris is the last person I'd turn to for advice on age-appropriate behavior, since he's an AARP-aged action star married to a woman 30 years his junior.
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.He next played the starring role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible feats of strength to Norris.^ Television watches Chuck Norris.
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^ Seriously, though, Chuck Norris?
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^ Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Norris is a devout Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of Republican candidates and causes. .In 2007 and 2008, he campaigned for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who was running for the Republican nomination for President in 2008. Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.^ A washed up Actor who endorsed Huckabee for President 2008.
  • Chuck Norris: I agree with Dobbs - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.politico.com [Source type: General]

^ Norris, who has been at Huckabee's side for weeks as the former Arkansas governor campaigns for the presidency, is hosting a fundraiser for the Republican White House hopeful at his Texas ranch Sunday.
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^ Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee for president.
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Contents

Early life

.Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, the son of Wilma (née Scarberry) and Ray Norris, who was a mechanic, bus driver, and truck driver.^ When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.
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^ When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor .
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[2] .Norris' paternal grandfather (an immigrant) and maternal grandmother were of Irish descent, while his paternal grandmother and maternal grandfather were Cherokee Native Americans.^ According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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[3][4] Norris was named after Carlos Berry, his father's minister.[5] He has two younger brothers, Wieland (deceased) and Aaron (a Hollywood producer). When Norris was sixteen, his parents divorced,[6] and he later relocated to Prairie Village, Kansas, and then to Torrance, California, with his mother and brothers.[4]
Norris describes his childhood as downbeat. He was nonathletic, shy, and scholastically mediocre. .Other children taunted him about his mixed ethnicity, and Norris daydreamed about beating up his tormentors.^ But go ahead, beat each other up.
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^ Ariel Says: January 19, 2006 at 11:44 pm Chuck Norris once beat up an anvil.
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^ We don’t care about his mixed racial heritage, we care about him being an evil atheist piece of trash.
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.Norris mentioned in his autobiography that his father had a very serious problem with drinking and "wasn't there" a lot for him growing up.^ Because Chuck Norris wasn’t there.
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^ I never did like chuck norris as an actor, but a lot of herd members do, so it’ll do some good for him to talk like this.
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^ The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him.
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.Norris admitted that he loved his father but did not like him.^ Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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^ He may have voted for him but lets see if hes still riding his jock like Norris STILL does the Bush crime families.
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^ So the did the fusion dance and combine in SSJ100 Chuck Norris and made everything alive,We now know him as God.
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.However, he professed that he only felt pity for the man because "that was just how he was, and he missed so much."^ Like I said, bibleboys rush to their keyboards to prove just how much they don’t understand science.
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^ Look how much Hillary has aged just campaigning for president.
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^ However, folks already know how twisted they are so the only audience thay have who share their twisted info, lying and never telling the truth.
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.He joined the United States Air Force as an Air Policeman (AP) in 1958 and was sent to Osan Air Base, South Korea.^ Chuch Norris is pagered to Join Lee Marvin and the Delta Force to rescue America from the Globalists who’ve hijacked the United States.
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.It was there that Norris acquired the nickname Chuck and began his training in Tang Soo Do (tangsudo), an interest that led to black belts in that art and the founding of the Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way") form.^ Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe .
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^ Chuck Norris invented black.
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^ Oh, Chuck Norris feels that way?
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.He created the education associations United Fighting Arts Federation and "KickStart" (formerly "Kick Drugs Out of America"), a middle school and high school–based program intended to give at-risk children a focus point in life through the martial arts.^ Now that children are fed breakfast at school and babysat in after school programs are we better off as a society?
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^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.
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^ The martial arts master believes "thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation" with Texas leading the fight!
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.When he returned to the United States, he continued to act as an AP at March Air Force Base, California.^ HORMIGA Senator McCain was not born in the United States of America, he was born at Coco Solo Naval Air Station in the Panama Canal Zone which was not US soil.
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Norris was discharged in August 1962. He worked for the Northrop Corporation and opened a chain of karate schools including a storefront school in his then-hometown of Torrance on Hawthorne Boulevard. .Norris' official website lists celebrity clients at the schools; among them Steve McQueen, Chad McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley, Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond.^ Says: January 5, 2006 at 10:38 am Bob Barker once tried to tell Chuck Norris to spade or nuder his pets.
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^ Says: January 9, 2006 at 9:07 pm Chuck Norris trained Bob Barker.
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[7]

Rise to fame

Norris in 1976.
Norris was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen and three matches at the International Karate Championships to Tony Tulleners. .By 1967 Norris had improved enough that he scored victories over the likes of Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders.^ January 21st, 2008 12:28 am ET When in the heck did anyone tell a has been non-actor like Chuck Norris that he is intelligent enough to have an opinion?
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In early 1968, Norris suffered the tenth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.[6] .In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine.^ So good he won Fighter of the Year 4 times in a row.
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Also, in 1969, Norris made his acting debut in the Dean Martin film The Wrecking Crew.
In 1970, his younger brother Weiland was killed in Vietnam. Norris later dedicated his Missing in Action films to his brother's memory. .At a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon-to-be famous martial artist Bruce Lee.^ Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
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^ BoZz Says: January 1, 2006 at 4:48 am Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
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^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.
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.In 1972 he acted as Lee's nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon (titled Return of the Dragon in its U.S. distribution), which is widely credited with launching him toward stardom.^ Oh chuck the best acting you ever did was at the end of Bruce Lee`s foot in enter the dragon.
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.In Asia Norris is still known primarily for this role.^ I remember Mr. Norris when he had more of a lisp but was still given the role of violent hero to play.
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In 1974, McQueen encouraged him to begin acting classes at MGM. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183-10-2.
Norris' first starring role was 1977's Breaker! .Breaker!, and subsequent films such as Good Guys Wear Black (1978),The Octagon (1980), An Eye for an Eye (1981), and Lone Wolf McQuade proved his increasing box office bankability.^ In a recent syndicated column featured on Creators.com, Lone Wolf McQuade proves he is not missing in action by politely but firmly chastising Obama for what he perceives as his ?unwise political and leadership decision?
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^ Don't go 'Lone Wolf McQuade' on our country..
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^ They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

.In 1984, Norris starred in Missing in Action, the first of a series of Prisoner of war rescue fantasies themed around the Vietnam War POW/MIA issue that were produced by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus and released under their Cannon Films banner.^ Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.
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^ Aren’t there still some VietNam MIA’s that Chuckster should be rescuing, heroically?
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^ Aside from being a POW during the Vietnam War, what has he really accomplished as a US Senator.
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.Contrary to reports, Norris publicly said he was never offered the part of the Sensei of the Kobra Kai dojo in the film The Karate Kid.^ Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes so he can “accidentally” roundhouse kick kids in the neck.
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^ When my wife asked me how I had done it I gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said “Never question chuck norris” .
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^ Chuck Norris said, “Interview over,” and roundhoused the reporter.
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Over the next four years, Norris became Cannon's most prominent star, appearing in eight films, including Code of Silence, The Delta Force, and Firewalker, in which he co-starred with Academy Award winner Louis Gossett, Jr.. .Many of the aforementioned films were produced by Chuck Norris's brother Aaron, as were several episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger.^ Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
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^ Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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^ Walker, Texas Ranger still is on regularly… .
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In 1986, he was involved in the production of the Ruby Spears cartoon Karate Kommandos.
.It is occasionally cited that Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.^ The Aks Says: January 4, 2006 at 6:27 pm As the first Westerner awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do, Chuck Norris is an inspiration to white children, showing them that, with proper mental, spiritual and physical discipline, non-Asians can master Eastern martial art traditions too.
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^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes .
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^ This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache.
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[8] .However, Norris appears to have been misled about this as there were at least two other U.S. Black Belts (Charles 'Chuck' Sereff and Edward Sell[9][10]) awarded TKD 8th Dan several years prior.^ There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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^ Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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^ Chuck Norris invented black.
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.On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame.^ Funny Jokes » Archive » Chuck funny joke norris - Because the World Is Round Chuck Norris - the facts Says: July 4, 2006 at 12:10 am [...
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On March 28, 2007, Commandant Gen. James T. Conway made Norris an honorary United States Marine during a dinner at the commandant’s residence in Washington, D.C.[11]

Walker, Texas Ranger

Norris (right) at Reception 1990 with Dennis Hansen
.By the close of the 1980s, Cannon Films had faded from prominence, and Norris's star appeal seemed to go with it.^ Says: January 4, 2006 at 7:45 am sidekicks starring chuck norris was possible the best film ever created.
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He reprised his Delta Force role for MGM, which had acquired the Cannon library after the latter's Chapter 11 bankruptcy. .Norris went on to make several more largely ignored films before making a transition to television.^ I do not normally agree with Mr. Norris and just because he happens to be know for his acting, does not make his opinion any more valuable than mine.
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^ (Even if the "Chuck Norris' Facts" are more well-known now, it was Conan who initially made it cool to make Chuck Norris jokes.
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^ A little known fact, The second pope actually went through the bible before it was mass produced and replaced the name Chuck Norris with God.
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.In 1993, he began shooting the series Walker, Texas Ranger, which lasted eight years on CBS and continued in heavy syndication on other channels, notably the Hallmark Channel.^ Walker, Texas Ranger still is on regularly… .
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^ His stunning role as "Walker, Texas Ranger" gave his tremendous insight into law enforcement.
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^ Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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.On October 17, 2005, CBS premiered the Sunday Night Movie of the Week, Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire.^ Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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^ Says: December 31, 2005 at 11:30 am on walker texas ranger… chuck norris’s partner isn’t black..
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^ An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME. .

The production was a continuation of the series, and not scripted to be a reunion movie. Norris reprised his role as Cordell Walker for the movie. .He has stated that future Walker, Texas Ranger Movie of the Week projects are expected; however, this was severely impaired by CBS's 2006–2007 season decision to no longer regularly schedule Movies of the Week on Sunday night.^ Walker, Texas Ranger still is on regularly… .
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^ Donnie Says: January 18, 2006 at 9:46 pm In the tomb of the unknown soldier is Chuck Norris,however he reincarnated after his death and was able to bless us with Walker,Texas Ranger.
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^ We accepted him as "Walker, Texas Ranger" when he was arguably too old to be doing that sort of thing.
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World Combat League

.In 2005, Norris founded the World Combat League (WCL), a full-contact, team-based martial arts competition.^ Chuck Norris: The Facts Filed under: Uncategorized, Funny — Killeroid at 4:12 pm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 So,I found this page here.
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^ Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
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^ BoZz Says: January 1, 2006 at 4:48 am Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
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.Each team (consisting of 5 men and 1 woman) is from a different city or region, and the league intends to grow to more cities in the United States and have both European and Asian leagues.^ The United States Congress consists of 535 members .
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^ They are more worried about who gets what contract then the national security of the United States.
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[12]
A portion of the proceeds from the World Combat League are dedicated to support Norris' charity KickStart.[12]

Product endorsements

.Norris has appeared with Christie Brinkley in a long-running series of cable TV infomercials promoting Total Gym home fitness equipment.^ When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

^ Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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^ Says: January 10, 2006 at 9:46 am chuck norris has 2 cocks so he can dp christie brinkley inbetween infomercial takes .
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Personal life

.Norris married Dianne Holechek in 1958. In 1963 their first child, Mike, was born.^ When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw.
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His daughter Dina was born in 1964 to a woman he was not married to.[13] Then, he had a second son, Eric, with his wife in 1965. After 30 years of marriage, Norris and Holechek divorced in 1988.
.In November 1998, he married former model Gena O'Kelley, born in 1963 and 23 years Norris' junior.^ Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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^ Spok Says: December 23, 2005 at 8:09 pm It took five women three years to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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^ All children born in this year will be rich and extremely powerful, but not as rich or powerful as Chuck Norris.
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O'Kelley had two children from a previous marriage. She delivered twins in 2001: Dakota Alan Norris, a boy, and Danilee Kelly Norris, a girl.[14]
On September 22, 2004, Norris told Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart that his daughter Dina was the result of an extramarital affair. .He did not meet her until she was 26, although she learned that he was her father when she was 16. She sent a letter to his home informing him of their relationship.^ Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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^ Did he take an 8mm home movie camera with him?
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^ If anyone is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of him when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.-Luke9.26 .
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.After meeting her, Norris said he knew she was his upon seeing her.^ Last night, Norris said, “I hate to see a movie used as a political platform, whether it’s leaning right” — which he said while gesturing to the left — “or leaning left” — said while gesturing to the right.
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[15]
Norris in 2006
.Now an outspoken Christian,[16] Norris is the author of several Christian-themed books, such as The Justice Riders.^ Some of Chuck Norris’s facts are actually funny… but you might be able to guess several of the general themes.
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.He has also been in a few TV commercials promoting Bible study and prayer in public schools, in addition to efforts to reduce drug use.^ When the kids go to government public school, they get drugs and booze, because public school is the easiest place in America to get such substances.
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.In his WorldNetDaily columns, he has expressed his belief in Biblical creationism,[17] that those who are troubled should turn to Jesus, and is quoted as saying "true patriots" do not stay clear of discussing religion and politics.^ Those who believe that it is a fact have turned it into a religion.
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^ Scott, I was raised in a conservative christian household and so first I should direct you to Matthew, who says Jesus doesn’t want you to “be like the hypocrites.” .
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^ We should not lose the services of this extraordinary man on account of worry over those who would vote against Romney solely because they despise Mormons.
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[18] .He does not believe in evolution and subscribes to intelligent design.^ I believe that it takes just as much faith to believe that evolution exists as it does to believe that God created everything.
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[17][19]
.Norris serves on the board of directors of the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools, an organization promoting the use of the Bible in public schools, and also speaks on behalf of organizations advocating official prayers in public schools.^ In the future, when Chuck Norris gets an idea, he should focus intensely, and use every fiber of his being to break a board with his head.
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.Norris has received a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu from the Machado family.^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes.
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^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes .
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[20]
.In his 15 February 2010 WorldNetDaily column, Norris announced that, starting in the fall of 2010, he will begin a second weekly column for Creators Syndicate.^ Now, the right-wing website World Net Daily has given Chuck Norris a regular weekly column .
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This new column, "C-Force", will focus on personal fitness.[21]

Political views

Norris with former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee in Londonderry, New Hampshire
Norris is a Republican, often championing the views of the party. .Norris has donated more than $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988.[22] Norris supports gun rights and ownership and is against public schools condoning homosexuality.^ I do not normally agree with Mr. Norris and just because he happens to be know for his acting, does not make his opinion any more valuable than mine.
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^ Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
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^ Of course, Chuck Norris is much more dangerous than any cobra.
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[23]
In 2006, Norris began penning a column for the conservative news website WorldNetDaily, sharing his "musings about faith, family, freedom, country, loyalty – maybe even kickboxing."
.On January 26, 2007, Norris filled in for Sean Hannity as a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program Hannity & Colmes alongside Alan Colmes.^ January 27th, 2007 at 9:26 am .
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^ Conservative actor Chuck Norris filled in for Sean Hannity last night on Hannity & Colmes.
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^ Now on the same day in a differant town hall meeting on the same news channel of Fox..
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[24]
.On October 22, 2007, Norris announced his endorsement of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for President.^ He will be President, if not this election cycle...a future one, Governor Mike Huckabee.
  • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

^ The actor and avid Mike Huckabee supporter ranted in an online column on Monday and published his desires to become Texas' first president!
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^ Norris, an ardent supporter of Mike Huckabee, told reporters he believes serving as president accelerates the aging process 3-to-1.
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[25] Norris said, "I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee."[26]
On May 10, 2008, Norris was the commencement speaker at Liberty University and addressing a graduating class of more than 4,000.[27]
.After the 2008 presidential election, Norris drafted a letter to President elect Barack Obama, stating that he should "use and cite the Constitution ...^ January 20th, 2008 5:34 pm ET What America needs is a YOUNG, STRONG Barack Obama.
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^ January 20th, 2008 10:12 pm ET And who is this Chuck Norris that i should consider his opinion?
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^ The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777.
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protect American life ... learn from the mistakes of your Democratic predecessors ... [and] lead more from the center".[28]
.On November 18, 2008, Norris became one of the first members of show business to express support for the California Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage, and he heavily criticized the gay community for "interfering" with the democratic process and the double standard he perceived in criticizing the Mormon Church without criticizing African Americans, who had voted for the measure by a wide margin.^ He voted against the federal ban on gay marriage.
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^ LGBT's who actually vote same-sex marriage.
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^ Chuck Norris has sex on the first date.
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[29]

Chun Kuk Do

A placard outside Norris's karate studio
.Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style he knows.^ Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
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^ January 20th, 2008 11:50 pm ET Well so much for rule number 5 of (67 year old) Chuck Norris' personal code/rules of Chun Kuk Do (yes folks he invented a martial art..sort of) Rule 5 states .
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^ BoZz Says: January 1, 2006 at 4:48 am Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
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.Like many other martial arts, Chun Kuk Do includes a code of honor and rules to live by.^ January 20th, 2008 11:50 pm ET Well so much for rule number 5 of (67 year old) Chuck Norris' personal code/rules of Chun Kuk Do (yes folks he invented a martial art..sort of) Rule 5 states .
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^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.
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^ I won't vote for McCain for many other reasons , to include his acceptance of favored stature while a POW and his less than acceptable stance on immigration problems we face .
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.These rules are from Chuck Norris's personal code.^ Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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^ That fifth person was killed by Chuck Norris.
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^ These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
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They are:
  1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
  2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
  3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
  4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
  5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
  6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
  7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
  8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
  9. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
  10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

Fight record

.His record, based on tournament matches, is estimated to be 183-12-2, though some sources list it as 65-5. Norris won an estimated 30 or more tournaments, beating an average of five opponents per tournament.^ Kevin Says: December 30, 2005 at 9:38 pm Chuck Norris was once said to beat up God.
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^ MIKE111 Says: January 17, 2006 at 12:08 pm Chuck Norris invented guns so he could have some competition .
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^ January 21st, 2008 12:30 am ET Chuck Norris and Mr H are very funny.
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.At the New York tournaments, he defeated 12-13 opponents per tournament.^ Update (12.13.05): Click here to read new original Chuck Norris facts.
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  • 1963: 15th Airforce Judo Tournament, Fairchild Airforce Base, Spokane, Washington, March 22–23, fought as Carlos Norris: Result unknown.
  • 1964: Defeated unknown opponent in Salt Lake City Tournament (debut).
  • 1964: Defeated unknown opponent in semi-finals in Salt Lake City Tournament.
  • 1964: Defeated by unknown opponent in finals in Salt Lake City Tournament.
  • 1964: Defeated Ron Marchini in the finals at the Takayuki Kubota's All-Stars Tournament in Los Angeles, California by half a point.
  • 1965: Defeated by Tony Tulleners at Takayuki Kubota's All-Stars Tournament in Los Angeles, California.
  • 1965: Defeated by Tony Tulleners
  • 1965: Defeated by Joe Lewis.
  • 1965: Defeated Ron Marchini for the Grand Championship of the Winter Nationals in San Jose, California.
  • 1966:Defeated by Tony Tulleners in finals for California State Karate Championship(Source: Black Belt Magazine, July 1966).
  • 1966: Defeated Skipper Mullins on July 31 in semi-finals at Long Beach Tournament promoted by Ed Parker (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1966: Defeated by Allen Steen on July 31 at the Long Beach Tournament promoted by Ed Parker.^ Says: January 18, 2006 at 10:23 pm steve jobs didn’t invest al of his money in apple, chuck norris invested all of steve jobs’s money in apple .
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    ^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes .
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    ^ To make the story short, he fought with all 22 young blackbelt men and won each match , in sucession , with no rest in between fights.
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    (Source: .Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1966: Won the National Winter Karate Championships in San Jose, California promoted by Jim Mather.
  • 1966: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
  • 1966: Defeated Joe Lewis in finals of the Tournament of Champions in New York City.
  • 1966: Won the All-Star Championship Tournament in Los Angeles, California.
  • 1966: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
  • 1966: Defeated by John Camanse on October 22, 1966 in Washington, D.C. (Source: Black Belt Magazine, June 1967).
  • 1967: Defeated Leon Wallace, 42 years old by Judo Throw.^ Finally, this is a 30 year old quote.
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    ^ He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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    ^ To make the story short, he fought with all 22 young blackbelt men and won each match , in sucession , with no rest in between fights.
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    (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1967: Defeated by Bob Erigle by decision. (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1967: Won American Tang Soo Do Championship in Stockton, California.
  • 1967: Defeated 11 opponents in elimination matches at the All-American Karate Championships in Madision Square Garden in New York City.
  • 1967: Defeated Hiroshi Nakamura (Japan) in semi-finals of the All-American Karate Championships in New York by points 12-1.
  • 1967: Defeated Joe Lewis for the Grand Championship at the All-American Karate Championships in New York.
  • 1967: Won the World Karate Middleweight Title in Long Beach, California
  • 1967: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
  • 1967: Defeated 11 opponents in elimination matches at the Grand Champion Internationals on August 12, 1967.
  • 1967: Defeated Carlos Bundo at the Grand Champion Internationals on August 12, 1967.
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  • 1967: Defeated Joe Lewis by one point at the Grand Champion Internationals on August 12, 1967.
  • 1967: Won All American Karate Championships promoted by Henry Cho.
  • 1967: Won National Tang So Do Tournament in Silver Spring, Maryland.
  • 1967: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
  • 1967: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
  • 1967: Defeated Joe Lewis.
  • 1967: Defeated Arnold Urquidez.
  • 1967: Defeated Victor Moore.
  • 1967: Defeated Steve Sanders.
  • 1967: Won All American Karate Championships.
  • 1967: Defeated by Marcos Solar in October at Kini K. Wang Tournament.^ John Henke Says: August 11th, 2009 at 12:13 pm The 20Th century is hardly over and all of the lessons are already forgotten.
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    ^ F all governments Reply: August 11th, 2009 at 12:51 pm .
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    ^ Years off grid Says: August 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am The worst thing an American can here “We are from the Government, and we are here to help you.” .
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    (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1968: Defeated Fred Wren in Dallas Tournament. (Norris' nose was broken)
  • 1968: Defeated Skipper Mullins in semi finals in Dallas Tournament.(Norris fought with a broken nose).
  • 1968: Defeated by Joe Lewis in finals of Dallas Tournament promoted by Allen Steen. .(Norris fought with a broken nose).
  • 1968: Defeated by Jim Butin in the opening match of a tournament in Silver Springs, Maryland.
  • 1968: Defeated Hawk Frazier on March 30, 1968 at All American Tournament promoted by Henry Cho.^ All things Tech » Chuck Norris & Courage Says: December 30, 2005 at 10:31 pm [...
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    ^ January 21st, 2008 5:33 pm ET Chuck Norris has been showing his un-American side all over the TV networks!!!
    • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Let's not forget his that he would rather have thousands of Americans die than pour water up a terrorist's nose for 30 seconds since that is torture!
    • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

    (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1968: Defeated Carlos Farrell in finals at All American Tournament promoted by Henry Cho on March 30, 1968. (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1968: Defeated Edgar Bataad. (Source: Black Belt Magazine, October 1968).
  • 1968: Defeated Del Griffith. (Source: Black Belt Magazine, October 1968).
  • 1968: Defeated by Dave Krieger. (Source: Black Belt Magazine, October 1968).
  • 1968: Defeated Skipper Mullins in Long Beach, California.
  • 1968: Won the Internationals (Dallas, Texas).
  • 1968: Defeated Louis Delgado.
  • 1968: Defeated Steve Sanders on August 3, 1968. (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
  • 1968: Defeated by Louis Delgado in West Coast vs, East Coast.
  • 1968: Defeated Theodore Wong in Orient vs. U.S. in New York.
  • 1968: Defeated Louis Delgado on November 24 on points, 101 to 93, to win the World Professional Middleweight Title at the Waldorf Astoria in New York. .(Norris suffered a broken jaw)
  • 1968: Draw with George Chalian, on Governor's Island, in New York.
  • 1968: Won All-American Karate Championships in New York defeating 13 opponents.
  • 1968: Won the National Tournament of Champions in Cleveland, Ohio.
  • 1969: Won The Internationals.
  • 1970: Won All Star Teams Championship in Long Beach, California.
  • 1970: Defeated Al Dacascos [30] on January 17 at the Long Beach Sports Arena for the U.S. Team Championship.^ Says: January 17, 2006 at 6:09 pm Chuck norris Killed Kenny.
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ JP Says: January 12, 2006 at 8:17 pm The only things Chuck Norris would marry are his muscles.
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Perusse Says: January 17, 2006 at 5:04 pm Garlic can kill vampires, Silver bullets are the only thing that can kill Werewolfs, And the only thing that can kill a Ninja is Chuck Norris .
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Norris announced his retirement following the match.
  • 1972: Draw with Willie Adams-U.S. Teams Championship.

Chuck Norris facts

.In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris – the facts.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Check out some facts about Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.The phenomenon originally started with the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator", and Chuck Norris Facts were created as a by-product, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris uses a night light.

^ Chuck Norris used to play baseball.

.In time, Chuck Norris Facts became popular, even more so than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator.^ Of course, Chuck Norris is much more dangerous than any cobra.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because Chuck Norris decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.prisonplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them and finds some of them funny.^ Chuck Norris does not own a house.

^ Chuck Norris does not own a house .
  • Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]

^ In addition to several fact websites (some are crude and distasteful), I was surprised to find a Washington Post article about this curiosity.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[31]
.On November 29, 2007, Gotham Books, the adult division of Penguin USA, released a book entitled The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human based on the Chuck Norris Facts.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris – the facts.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[32] .Norris filed suit in December against Penguin USA claiming "trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights."^ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris: The Facts Filed under: Uncategorized, Funny — Killeroid at 4:12 pm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 So,I found this page here.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs .
  • Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]

[33]
.During Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee in the 2008 Presidential primaries, he participated in several commercials and campaign rallies.^ Norris, an ardent supporter of Mike Huckabee, told reporters he believes serving as president accelerates the aging process 3-to-1.
  • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

^ January 21st, 2008 1:00 pm ET Is Mike Huckabee supporting age discrimination?
  • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

^ January 20th, 2008 11:00 pm ET Stupid and crass -- both Norris and Huckabee.
  • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

.In some of these, references were made to the Chuck Norris Facts, and similar tongue-in-cheek politically-oriented "facts" were presented about Huckabee.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ HAAAAAAAAA read some of these about Chuck Norris Chuck Norris – the facts Because the World is Round [...
  • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chuck Norris – the facts.
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Filmography

References

  1. ^ "My Choice for President". WorldNetDaily. http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58255. Retrieved 2010-01-01. 
  2. ^ "Chuck Norris Biography (1940-)". http://www.filmreference.com/film/3/Chuck-Norris.html. Retrieved 2007-12-22. 
  3. ^ Chuck, Norris. "Against All Odds: My Story". Barnes & Noble. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780805444216&displayonly=EXC&z=y. Retrieved September 30, 2009. 
  4. ^ a b Berkow, Ira (May 12, 1993). "At Dinner with: Chuck Norris". The New York Times. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F0CE0DE103CF931A25756C0A965958260. Retrieved December 19, 2008. 
  5. ^ Norris, Chuck; Ken Abraham (2004). Against All Odds: My Story. Broadman & Holman Publishers. ISBN 0805431616. 
  6. ^ a b Chuck Norris — Strong, Silent, Popular, The New York Times, September 1, 1985 
  7. ^ http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html Biography page at chucknorris.com
  8. ^ "Questions I am asked most about martial arts". July 9, 2007. http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56560. 
  9. ^ christiantaekwondouniversity.net
  10. ^ "Charles Serell - Taekwon-Do Pioneers". http://ohdokwan.ca/charlessereff.html. Retrieved 2007-12-22. 
  11. ^ Marine Corps Times
  12. ^ a b "A Renaissance Man". Inside Kung Fu. http://www.insidekung-fu.com/content/view/48/36/. Retrieved 2010-01-01. 
  13. ^ Daily Herald
  14. ^ Gena Norris Notes
  15. ^ Mary Hart (2004-09-22). "At Home and Up-Close with Chuck Norris". etonline.com. Archived from the original on 2006-11-23. http://web.archive.org/web/20061123143532/http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/34237/index.html. 
  16. ^ See External Links Drew Marshall Interview
  17. ^ a b Norris, Chuck (2006-10-23). "On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the net". WorldNetDaily. http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567. Retrieved 2010-02-16. 
  18. ^ Norris, Chuck (2006-11-20). "America's Code of Silence". WorldNetDaily. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53032. Retrieved 2010-02-16. 
  19. ^ Norris, Chuck (2008-04-21). "Win Ben Stein's monkey". WorldNetDaily. http://www.wnd.com/index.php/index.php?pageId=62142. Retrieved 2010-02-16. 
  20. ^ "[1]", BJJ Instructors and Students, URL Last accessed June 4, 2005.
  21. ^ Norris, Chuck (2010-02-15). "Ready for feds in your kitchen?". WorldNetDaily. http://www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=125097. Retrieved 2010-02-16. 
  22. ^ "Newsmeat: Chuck Norris's Federal Campaign Contribution Report". 2006. http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donations/Chuck_Norris.php. Retrieved 2006-12-09. 
  23. ^ WorldNetDaily, Guns, God and gays
  24. ^ http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52866
  25. ^ Mike Huckabee official website
  26. ^ Chuck Norris (2007-10-21). "My choice for president". WorldNetDaily. http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58255. 
  27. ^ http://www.liberty.edu/libertyjournal/index.cfm?PID=15758&section=1&artid=185&CFID=9775634&CFTOKEN=76402262
  28. ^ Chuck Norris (2008-11-10). "Obama, now that you work for me...". World Net Daily. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?pageId=80577. 
  29. ^ Chuck Norris (2008-11-18). "If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy". Townhall. http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2008/11/18/if_democracy_doesnt_work,_try_anarchy?page=full&comments=true. 
  30. ^ http://karate-in-english-lewis-wallace.blogspot.com/2008/03/chuck-norris-accurate-record.html
  31. ^ Chucknorris.com
  32. ^ Ian Spector (2007). The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human. Gotham. ISBN 978-1592403448. 
  33. ^ Kearney, Christine (2007-12-21). "Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure". Reuters. http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTelecomNews/idUSN2129580420071222. Retrieved 2007-12-23. 

Further reading

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  • The Secret Power Within: Zen Solutions to Real Problems, Zen Buddhism and martial arts.^ (He should really stick to martial arts.
    • Think Progress » Chuck Norris Fact: Fabricated Path to 9/11 Scene ‘Should Not Have Been In The Film’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]

    Little, Brown and Company (1996). .ISBN 0-316-58350-2.
  • Against All Odds: My Story, an autobiography.^ Against all odds he has triumpt against a lot of adversities including surviving a disaster in the military that left over a hundred people dead.
    • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

    Broadman & Holman Publishers (2004). ISBN 0-8054-3161-6.
  • The Justice Riders, Wild West novels. Broadman & Holman Publishers (2006). ISBN 0-8054-4032-1.
  • Norris, Chuck. Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America, Regnery Publishing (2008). ISBN 978-1-59698-558-2
  • Spector, Ian: The Truth about Chuck Norris: Gotham Books: New York: 2007: ISBN 1-59240-344-1

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.Carlos Ray Norris Jr. (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger, his training with Bruce Lee and for his iconically tough image..^ Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for action roles such as Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger and for his iconically tough image and roundhouse kick.
  • Chuck Norris 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Norris reprised his role as Cordell 'Cord' Walker for the movie.

^ Walker, Texas Ranger’ star Chuck Norris (68) is a Hollywood star and an action fighter with six karate world titles to his name.
  • Chuck Norris // Current 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC current.com [Source type: General]

Chuck Norris in 1976.

Sourced

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  • I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts."^ Invent Chuck Norris facts .
    • Invent Chuck Norris facts - Telltale Games Forums 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.telltalegames.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ True Facts about Chuck Norris .
    • True Facts about Chuck Norris » Pirahna’s blog (en) 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC old.piry.me [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Topic: 100+ facts about Chuck Norris...
    • MediaLine's Open Line: 100+ facts about Chuck Norris... 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.medialine.com [Source type: General]

    .I've seen some of them.^ I've seen some of them.

    ^ I’m aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as “Chuck Norris facts.” I’ve seen some of them.
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Some are funny. .Some are pretty far out.^ Some are pretty far out.
    • Lord Baddkitty 2006 - Chuck Norris 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.lordbaddkitty.com [Source type: Original source]
    • events 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC www.chucknorris.com [Source type: General]
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it.^ Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it.
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it.
    • Lord Baddkitty 2006 - Chuck Norris 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.lordbaddkitty.com [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Not the CLINTON Idea of I'll make up a budget So large and make sure that we don't spend it all, but actually spend 15% more than we did last year and say we had BUDGET SURPLUS. Once again Lying to the PUBLIC......
    • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]

    It's quite surprising. .I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously.^ I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously.
    • events 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC www.chucknorris.com [Source type: General]
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I sure hope no one takes him seriously, especially these folks who brand status quo Democrats as commies.
    • Chuck Norris on Copenhagen | Grist 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.grist.org [Source type: Original source]

    .Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?"^ My day really started out crappy and these just made it all better!!!
    • Chuck Norris jokes? Really? | ItsYourTimes.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.itsyourtimes.com [Source type: General]

    ^ So that's really what my book's all about is chapters about all the problems we have.
    • Glenn Beck - Interviews - Glenn Beck talks with Chuck Norris 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.glennbeck.com [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Chuck Norris's autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?"
    • Chuck Norrisisms 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC historyaddict.com [Source type: Original source]

    .They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month.^ They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month.

    ^ Those they called "The Justice Riders."

    ^ Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, “Against All Odds?” They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, “The Justice Riders,” released this month.
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I'm very proud of these literary efforts.^ I’m very proud of these literary efforts.
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

    .
    • Posted on Chuck Norris' website in 2005.
  • Men are like steel.^ Chuck Norris is the cure to top-posting.
    • Supr.c.ilio.us: The Blog » Chuck Norris Facts 2.0 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC supr.c.ilio.us [Source type: General]

    ^ Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.” .
    • Chuck Norris: Copenhagen Talks To Forge “One World Order” 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.prisonplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse.
    • Chuck Norris Jokes Complete 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.jokehell.com [Source type: Original source]

    When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. .Redonculous
  • Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get.^ Barack Obama , Copenhagen climate talks , environmental justice Share Photo: www.chucknorris.com A lot of dreck comes across my desktop.
    • Chuck Norris on Copenhagen | Grist 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.grist.org [Source type: Original source]

    .That means you need to be even more determined to succeed.^ You’re a nice guy, a real hero, and a good example to those who need courage and determination.
    • Chuck Norris Facts 2.0 — Matt Mullenweg 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC ma.tt [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I mean, where else on earth will you find a more potent weapon than Chuck’s roundhouse kick.
    • Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ There is too much dog s--- in the cities so we have to take over!” And when they succeed (and they will) there will be even more dog s--- in the cities because they are a bunch of dogs.
    • Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.prisonplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    That's what it takes to be a winner. .You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get.^ Do you want to know how?

    ^ In a related topic, no matter how long you've been lurking the site, it's bad style to sign up and immediately start shitting all over the members of the community.
    • Chuck Norris doesn't endorse. | MetaFilter 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.metafilter.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ We convey many messages in the things that we write, but in many cases, especially with children, you don't want to end with "This is what you should think."
    • Chuck Norris - Chief Delphi 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.chiefdelphi.com [Source type: General]

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Norris pinning corporal chevrons on United States Marine Corps Corporal John Wright during a promotion ceremony at Camp Taqaddum in the Al Anbar province of Iraq on November 2, 2006.
  • I would not want to be a politician...^ Eatintea May 6th, 2009 at 9:34 pm The red phone on the desk of the United States president is a direct line to Chuck Norris.
    • Chuck Norris Protects Croatian Bakery From Burglars - Neatorama 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.neatorama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ In April, Norris, whose lifetime exploits also are the subject of a special Chuck Norris Laughlines Forum, was named an "honorary Marine" by the U.S. Marine Corps.
    • Chuck Norris Photos - Boxxet 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ A recent Google Health survey has identified the three most common medical diagnoses in the United States: Chuck Norris’ Right Leg , Chuck Norris’ Left Leg , and Other .

    .Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign?^ I'm going to tell you, if he was here, I would take him down with a chop to the neck.
    • Chuck Norris Defends Second Amendment, Talks Taxation - Glenn Beck - FOXNews.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.foxnews.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Of the like going to help my campaign.
    • Chuck Norris 9-17-08 | WRKO 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC audio.wrko.com [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Let us help you STRETCH .
    • Chuck Norris on Your Help Desk | CIO - Blogs and Discussion 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC advice.cio.com [Source type: General]

    • Chuck Norris' reply when asked if Walker the Texas Ranger could be president[1]

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Chuck Norris receiving the Veteran of the Year award by the U.S. Air Force
Born Carlos Ray Norris
March 10, 1940 (1940-03-10) (age 70)
Ryan, Oklahoma, United States

Chuck Norris (March 10, 1940) is an American karate competitor and actor. He has been in many movies and television programs. He was in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger, and the 2004 movie Dodgeball. He also supported Mike Huckabee for a bid of the White House.

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