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.^ When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ And the day Chuck Norris was born.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
.^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ HORMIGA Senator McCain was not born in the United States of America, he was born at Coco Solo Naval Air Station in the Panama Canal Zone which was not US soil.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
^ Xue Pi Says: January 13, 2006 at 2:51 am Chuck Norris created his own style of fighting: Chun Kuk Do.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Theres no such thing as shooting stars, just people that Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Since then Norris has penned a fundraising e-mail on Huckabee's behalf, and even appears alongside the candidate in a television ad running in Iowa.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Huckabee bringing Chuck Norris to CNN/YouTube debate « - Blogs from CNN.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ Chuck Norris is the last person I'd turn to for advice on age-appropriate behavior, since he's an AARP-aged action star married to a woman 30 years his junior.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
.^ Television watches Chuck Norris.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Seriously, though, Chuck Norris?- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
Norris is a devout
Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of
Republican candidates and causes.
.^ A washed up Actor who endorsed Huckabee for President 2008.- Chuck Norris: I agree with Dobbs - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.politico.com [Source type: General]
^ Norris, who has been at Huckabee's side for weeks as the former Arkansas governor campaigns for the presidency, is hosting a fundraiser for the Republican White House hopeful at his Texas ranch Sunday.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee for president.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
[1]
Early life
.^ When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor .- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
[2] .^ According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
[3][4] Norris was named after Carlos Berry, his father's
minister.
[5] He has two younger brothers, Wieland (deceased) and
Aaron (a Hollywood producer). When Norris was sixteen, his parents divorced,
[6] and he later relocated to
Prairie Village, Kansas, and then to
Torrance, California, with his mother and brothers.
[4]
Norris describes his childhood as downbeat. He was nonathletic, shy, and scholastically mediocre.
.^ But go ahead, beat each other up.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ Ariel Says: January 19, 2006 at 11:44 pm Chuck Norris once beat up an anvil.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ We don’t care about his mixed racial heritage, we care about him being an evil atheist piece of trash.- Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.prisonplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Because Chuck Norris wasn’t there.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ I never did like chuck norris as an actor, but a lot of herd members do, so it’ll do some good for him to talk like this.- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
.^ Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ He may have voted for him but lets see if hes still riding his jock like Norris STILL does the Bush crime families.- Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.prisonplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ So the did the fusion dance and combine in SSJ100 Chuck Norris and made everything alive,We now know him as God.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Like I said, bibleboys rush to their keyboards to prove just how much they don’t understand science.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Sets The Facts Straight: Evolution Is ‘Not Real. It Is Not The Way We Got Here’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: Original source]
^ Look how much Hillary has aged just campaigning for president.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ However, folks already know how twisted they are so the only audience thay have who share their twisted info, lying and never telling the truth.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Fact: Fabricated Path to 9/11 Scene ‘Should Not Have Been In The Film’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
.^ Chuch Norris is pagered to Join Lee Marvin and the Delta Force to rescue America from the Globalists who’ve hijacked the United States.- Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe .- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
^ Chuck Norris invented black.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Oh, Chuck Norris feels that way?- Chuck Norris: I agree with Dobbs - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.politico.com [Source type: General]
.^ Now that children are fed breakfast at school and babysat in after school programs are we better off as a society?- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ The martial arts master believes "thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation" with Texas leading the fight!- Perez Hilton: Chuck Norris Can Run For President, The President Can Not Run For Chuck Norris 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ HORMIGA Senator McCain was not born in the United States of America, he was born at Coco Solo Naval Air Station in the Panama Canal Zone which was not US soil.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
Norris was discharged in August 1962. He worked for the
Northrop Corporation and opened a chain of karate schools including a storefront school in his then-hometown of Torrance on
Hawthorne Boulevard.
.^ Says: January 5, 2006 at 10:38 am Bob Barker once tried to tell Chuck Norris to spade or nuder his pets.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Says: January 9, 2006 at 9:07 pm Chuck Norris trained Bob Barker.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
[7]
Rise to fame
Norris was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to
Joe Lewis and
Allen Steen and three matches at the
International Karate Championships to Tony Tulleners.
.^ January 21st, 2008 12:28 am ET When in the heck did anyone tell a has been non-actor like Chuck Norris that he is intelligent enough to have an opinion?- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
In early 1968, Norris suffered the tenth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.
[6] .^ So good he won Fighter of the Year 4 times in a row.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
In 1970, his younger brother Weiland was killed in Vietnam. Norris later dedicated his
Missing in Action films to his brother's memory.
.^ Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ BoZz Says: January 1, 2006 at 4:48 am Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Oh chuck the best acting you ever did was at the end of Bruce Lee`s foot in enter the dragon.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
.^ I remember Mr. Norris when he had more of a lisp but was still given the role of violent hero to play.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
In 1974, McQueen encouraged him to begin acting classes at
MGM. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183-10-2.
Norris' first starring role was 1977's
Breaker! ., and subsequent films such as
Good Guys Wear Black (1978),
The Octagon (1980),
An Eye for an Eye (1981), and
Lone Wolf McQuade proved his increasing
box office bankability.
^ In a recent syndicated column featured on Creators.com, Lone Wolf McQuade proves he is not missing in action by politely but firmly chastising Obama for what he perceives as his ?unwise political and leadership decision?- Chuck Norris: I agree with Dobbs - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.politico.com [Source type: General]
^ Don't go 'Lone Wolf McQuade' on our country..- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
.^ Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Aren’t there still some VietNam MIA’s that Chuckster should be rescuing, heroically?- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
^ Aside from being a POW during the Vietnam War, what has he really accomplished as a US Senator.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
.^ Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes so he can “accidentally” roundhouse kick kids in the neck.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ When my wife asked me how I had done it I gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said “Never question chuck norris” .- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris said, “Interview over,” and roundhoused the reporter.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Over the next four years, Norris became Cannon's most prominent star, appearing in eight films, including
Code of Silence,
The Delta Force, and
Firewalker, in which he co-starred with
Academy Award winner
Louis Gossett, Jr..
.^ Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Walker, Texas Ranger still is on regularly… .- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
In 1986, he was involved in the production of the
Ruby Spears cartoon
Karate Kommandos.
.^ The Aks Says: January 4, 2006 at 6:27 pm As the first Westerner awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do, Chuck Norris is an inspiration to white children, showing them that, with proper mental, spiritual and physical discipline, non-Asians can master Eastern martial art traditions too.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes .- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
^ This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
[8] .^ There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Chuck Norris invented black.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
.^ Funny Jokes » Archive » Chuck funny joke norris - Because the World Is Round Chuck Norris - the facts Says: July 4, 2006 at 12:10 am [...- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Walker, Texas Ranger
Norris (right) at Reception 1990 with Dennis Hansen
.^ Says: January 4, 2006 at 7:45 am sidekicks starring chuck norris was possible the best film ever created.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
He reprised his
Delta Force role for MGM, which had acquired the Cannon library after the latter's
Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
.^ I do not normally agree with Mr. Norris and just because he happens to be know for his acting, does not make his opinion any more valuable than mine.- Chuck Norris: I agree with Dobbs - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.politico.com [Source type: General]
^ (Even if the "Chuck Norris' Facts" are more well-known now, it was Conan who initially made it cool to make Chuck Norris jokes.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ A little known fact, The second pope actually went through the bible before it was mass produced and replaced the name Chuck Norris with God.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Walker, Texas Ranger still is on regularly… .- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
^ His stunning role as "Walker, Texas Ranger" gave his tremendous insight into law enforcement.- Chuck Norris: I agree with Dobbs - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.politico.com [Source type: General]
^ Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
.^ Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Says: December 31, 2005 at 11:30 am on walker texas ranger… chuck norris’s partner isn’t black..- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME. .
The production was a continuation of the series, and not scripted to be a reunion movie. Norris reprised his role as Cordell Walker for the movie.
.^ Walker, Texas Ranger still is on regularly… .- Think Progress » Chuck Norris is a birther. 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
^ Donnie Says: January 18, 2006 at 9:46 pm In the tomb of the unknown soldier is Chuck Norris,however he reincarnated after his death and was able to bless us with Walker,Texas Ranger.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ We accepted him as "Walker, Texas Ranger" when he was arguably too old to be doing that sort of thing.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
World Combat League
.^ Chuck Norris: The Facts Filed under: Uncategorized, Funny — Killeroid at 4:12 pm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 So,I found this page here.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ BoZz Says: January 1, 2006 at 4:48 am Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ The United States Congress consists of 535 members .- Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ They are more worried about who gets what contract then the national security of the United States.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
[12]
A portion of the proceeds from the World Combat League are dedicated to support Norris' charity KickStart.
[12]
Product endorsements
.^ When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
^ Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Says: January 10, 2006 at 9:46 am chuck norris has 2 cocks so he can dp christie brinkley inbetween infomercial takes .- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Personal life
.^ When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
His daughter Dina was born in 1964 to a woman he was not married to.
[13] Then, he had a second son, Eric, with his wife in 1965. After 30 years of marriage, Norris and Holechek divorced in 1988.
.^ Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Spok Says: December 23, 2005 at 8:09 pm It took five women three years to give birth to Chuck Norris.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ All children born in this year will be rich and extremely powerful, but not as rich or powerful as Chuck Norris.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
O'Kelley had two children from a previous marriage. She delivered twins in 2001: Dakota Alan Norris, a boy, and Danilee Kelly Norris, a girl.
[14]
On September 22, 2004, Norris told
Entertainment Tonight's
Mary Hart that his daughter Dina was the result of an extramarital affair.
.^ Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Did he take an 8mm home movie camera with him?- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ If anyone is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of him when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.-Luke9.26 .- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Last night, Norris said, “I hate to see a movie used as a political platform, whether it’s leaning right” — which he said while gesturing to the left — “or leaning left” — said while gesturing to the right.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Fact: Fabricated Path to 9/11 Scene ‘Should Not Have Been In The Film’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
[15]
.^ Some of Chuck Norris’s facts are actually funny… but you might be able to guess several of the general themes.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Sets The Facts Straight: Evolution Is ‘Not Real. It Is Not The Way We Got Here’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: Original source]
.^ When the kids go to government public school, they get drugs and booze, because public school is the easiest place in America to get such substances.- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Those who believe that it is a fact have turned it into a religion.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Sets The Facts Straight: Evolution Is ‘Not Real. It Is Not The Way We Got Here’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: Original source]
^ Scott, I was raised in a conservative christian household and so first I should direct you to Matthew, who says Jesus doesn’t want you to “be like the hypocrites.” .- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Sets The Facts Straight: Evolution Is ‘Not Real. It Is Not The Way We Got Here’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: Original source]
^ We should not lose the services of this extraordinary man on account of worry over those who would vote against Romney solely because they despise Mormons.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
[18] .^ I believe that it takes just as much faith to believe that evolution exists as it does to believe that God created everything.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Sets The Facts Straight: Evolution Is ‘Not Real. It Is Not The Way We Got Here’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: Original source]
[17][19]
.^ In the future, when Chuck Norris gets an idea, he should focus intensely, and use every fiber of his being to break a board with his head.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
.^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes .- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
[20]
.^ Now, the right-wing website World Net Daily has given Chuck Norris a regular weekly column .- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Sets The Facts Straight: Evolution Is ‘Not Real. It Is Not The Way We Got Here’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: Original source]
This new column, "C-Force", will focus on personal fitness.
[21]
Political views
Norris is a
Republican, often championing the views of the party.
.^ I do not normally agree with Mr. Norris and just because he happens to be know for his acting, does not make his opinion any more valuable than mine.- Chuck Norris: I agree with Dobbs - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.politico.com [Source type: General]
^ Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ Of course, Chuck Norris is much more dangerous than any cobra.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
[23]
In 2006, Norris began penning a column for the conservative news website
WorldNetDaily, sharing his "musings about faith, family, freedom, country, loyalty – maybe even kickboxing."
.^ January 27th, 2007 at 9:26 am .- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Fact: Fabricated Path to 9/11 Scene ‘Should Not Have Been In The Film’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
^ Conservative actor Chuck Norris filled in for Sean Hannity last night on Hannity & Colmes.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Fact: Fabricated Path to 9/11 Scene ‘Should Not Have Been In The Film’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
^ Now on the same day in a differant town hall meeting on the same news channel of Fox..- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
[24]
.^ He will be President, if not this election cycle...a future one, Governor Mike Huckabee.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ The actor and avid Mike Huckabee supporter ranted in an online column on Monday and published his desires to become Texas' first president!- Perez Hilton: Chuck Norris Can Run For President, The President Can Not Run For Chuck Norris 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Norris, an ardent supporter of Mike Huckabee, told reporters he believes serving as president accelerates the aging process 3-to-1.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
[25] Norris said, "I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee."
[26]
On May 10, 2008, Norris was the commencement speaker at
Liberty University and addressing a graduating class of more than 4,000.
[27]
.^ January 20th, 2008 5:34 pm ET What America needs is a YOUNG, STRONG Barack Obama.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ January 20th, 2008 10:12 pm ET And who is this Chuck Norris that i should consider his opinion?- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
protect American life ... learn from the mistakes of your Democratic predecessors ... [and] lead more from the center".
[28]
.^ He voted against the federal ban on gay marriage.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ LGBT's who actually vote same-sex marriage.- Perez Hilton: Chuck Norris Doesn't Get It 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris has sex on the first date.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
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Chun Kuk Do
Main article:
Chun Kuk Do
A placard outside Norris's karate studio
.^ Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ January 20th, 2008 11:50 pm ET Well so much for rule number 5 of (67 year old) Chuck Norris' personal code/rules of Chun Kuk Do (yes folks he invented a martial art..sort of) Rule 5 states .- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ BoZz Says: January 1, 2006 at 4:48 am Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ January 20th, 2008 11:50 pm ET Well so much for rule number 5 of (67 year old) Chuck Norris' personal code/rules of Chun Kuk Do (yes folks he invented a martial art..sort of) Rule 5 states .- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ Each year Chuck Norris would meet with other Martial artists at a United Fighting Federal Arts convention.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ I won't vote for McCain for many other reasons , to include his acceptance of favored stature while a POW and his less than acceptable stance on immigration problems we face .- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
.^ Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ That fifth person was killed by Chuck Norris.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ These are also Chuck Norris' initials.- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
They are:
- I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
- I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
- I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
- I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
- If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
- I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
- I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
- I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
- I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
- I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
Fight record
.^ Kevin Says: December 30, 2005 at 9:38 pm Chuck Norris was once said to beat up God.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ MIKE111 Says: January 17, 2006 at 12:08 pm Chuck Norris invented guns so he could have some competition .- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ January 21st, 2008 12:30 am ET Chuck Norris and Mr H are very funny.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
.^ Update (12.13.05): Click here to read new original Chuck Norris facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Says: January 18, 2006 at 10:23 pm steve jobs didn’t invest al of his money in apple, chuck norris invested all of steve jobs’s money in apple .- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes .- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
^ To make the story short, he fought with all 22 young blackbelt men and won each match , in sucession , with no rest in between fights.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
(Source: .^ Finally, this is a 30 year old quote.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Sets The Facts Straight: Evolution Is ‘Not Real. It Is Not The Way We Got Here’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: Original source]
^ He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts from Zelo.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.zelo.com [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
^ To make the story short, he fought with all 22 young blackbelt men and won each match , in sucession , with no rest in between fights.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
(Source: Black Belt Magazine).
1967: Defeated by Bob Erigle by decision. (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
1967: Won American Tang Soo Do Championship in Stockton, California.
1967: Defeated 11 opponents in elimination matches at the All-American Karate Championships in Madision Square Garden in New York City.
1967: Defeated Hiroshi Nakamura (Japan) in semi-finals of the All-American Karate Championships in New York by points 12-1.
1967: Defeated Joe Lewis for the Grand Championship at the All-American Karate Championships in New York.
1967: Won the World Karate Middleweight Title in Long Beach, California
1967: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
1967: Defeated 11 opponents in elimination matches at the Grand Champion Internationals on August 12, 1967.
1967: Defeated Carlos Bundo at the Grand Champion Internationals on August 12, 1967.
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.^ John Henke Says: August 11th, 2009 at 12:13 pm The 20Th century is hardly over and all of the lessons are already forgotten.- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ F all governments Reply: August 11th, 2009 at 12:51 pm .- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Years off grid Says: August 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am The worst thing an American can here “We are from the Government, and we are here to help you.” .- Under Obamacare, The Government Would Indoctrinate Your Kids 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.infowars.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
(Source: Black Belt Magazine).
1968: Defeated Fred Wren in Dallas Tournament. (Norris' nose was broken)
1968: Defeated Skipper Mullins in semi finals in Dallas Tournament.(Norris fought with a broken nose).
1968: Defeated by Joe Lewis in finals of Dallas Tournament promoted by Allen Steen. .
1968: Defeated by Jim Butin in the opening match of a tournament in Silver Springs, Maryland.
1968: Defeated Hawk Frazier on March 30, 1968 at All American Tournament promoted by Henry Cho.^ All things Tech » Chuck Norris & Courage Says: December 30, 2005 at 10:31 pm [...- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ January 21st, 2008 5:33 pm ET Chuck Norris has been showing his un-American side all over the TV networks!!!- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ Let's not forget his that he would rather have thousands of Americans die than pour water up a terrorist's nose for 30 seconds since that is torture!- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
(Source: Black Belt Magazine).
1968: Defeated Carlos Farrell in finals at All American Tournament promoted by Henry Cho on March 30, 1968. (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
1968: Defeated Edgar Bataad. (Source: Black Belt Magazine, October 1968).
1968: Defeated Del Griffith. (Source: Black Belt Magazine, October 1968).
1968: Defeated by Dave Krieger. (Source: Black Belt Magazine, October 1968).
1968: Defeated Skipper Mullins in Long Beach, California.
1968: Won the Internationals (Dallas, Texas).
1968: Defeated Louis Delgado.
1968: Defeated Steve Sanders on August 3, 1968. (Source: Black Belt Magazine).
1968: Defeated by Louis Delgado in West Coast vs, East Coast.
1968: Defeated Theodore Wong in Orient vs. U.S. in New York.
1968: Defeated Louis Delgado on November 24 on points, 101 to 93, to win the World Professional Middleweight Title at the Waldorf Astoria in New York. .
1968: Draw with George Chalian, on Governor's Island, in New York.
1968: Won All-American Karate Championships in New York defeating 13 opponents.
1968: Won the National Tournament of Champions in Cleveland, Ohio.
1969: Won The Internationals.
1970: Won All Star Teams Championship in Long Beach, California.
1970: Defeated Al Dacascos [30] on January 17 at the Long Beach Sports Arena for the U.S. Team Championship.^ Says: January 17, 2006 at 6:09 pm Chuck norris Killed Kenny.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ JP Says: January 12, 2006 at 8:17 pm The only things Chuck Norris would marry are his muscles.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Perusse Says: January 17, 2006 at 5:04 pm Garlic can kill vampires, Silver bullets are the only thing that can kill Werewolfs, And the only thing that can kill a Ninja is Chuck Norris .- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Norris announced his retirement following the match.
1972: Draw with Willie Adams-U.S. Teams Championship.
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Chuck Norris facts
.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris – the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Check out some facts about Chuck Norris.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris uses a night light.
^ Chuck Norris used to play baseball.
.^ Of course, Chuck Norris is much more dangerous than any cobra.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Because Chuck Norris decides what time it is.- Chuck Norris: Obama Should Be Impeached If He Tries To Enforce Copenhagen Agreement 10 February 2010 13:26 UTC www.prisonplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.^ Chuck Norris does not own a house.
^ Chuck Norris does not own a house .- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
^ In addition to several fact websites (some are crude and distasteful), I was surprised to find a Washington Post article about this curiosity.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
[31]
.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris – the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
[32] .^ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.- Chuck Norris Facts 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC www.ratemyeverything.net [Source type: Original source]
- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris: The Facts Filed under: Uncategorized, Funny — Killeroid at 4:12 pm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 So,I found this page here.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs .- Chuck Norris - The Graveyard - Off Topic - Total War - Message Board - Yuku 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC shoguntotalwar.yuku.com [Source type: Original source]
[33]
.^ Norris, an ardent supporter of Mike Huckabee, told reporters he believes serving as president accelerates the aging process 3-to-1.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ January 21st, 2008 1:00 pm ET Is Mike Huckabee supporting age discrimination?- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
^ January 20th, 2008 11:00 pm ET Stupid and crass -- both Norris and Huckabee.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
.^ JohnBedard.com » Chuck Norris - the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ HAAAAAAAAA read some of these about Chuck Norris Chuck Norris – the facts Because the World is Round [...- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
^ Chuck Norris – the facts.- Chuck Norris – the facts « Because the World is Round 22 September 2009 13:54 UTC mike.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Filmography
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- ^ http://karate-in-english-lewis-wallace.blogspot.com/2008/03/chuck-norris-accurate-record.html
- ^ Chucknorris.com
- ^ Ian Spector (2007). The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human. Gotham. ISBN 978-1592403448.
- ^ Kearney, Christine (2007-12-21). "Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure". Reuters. http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTelecomNews/idUSN2129580420071222. Retrieved 2007-12-23.
Further reading
.^ (He should really stick to martial arts.- Think Progress » Chuck Norris Fact: Fabricated Path to 9/11 Scene ‘Should Not Have Been In The Film’ 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC thinkprogress.org [Source type: General]
Little, Brown and Company (1996).
.^ Against all odds he has triumpt against a lot of adversities including surviving a disaster in the military that left over a hundred people dead.- CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House « - Blogs from CNN.com 19 January 2010 9:53 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: General]
Broadman & Holman Publishers (2004). ISBN 0-8054-3161-6.
The Justice Riders, Wild West novels. Broadman & Holman Publishers (2006). ISBN 0-8054-4032-1.
Norris, Chuck. Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America, Regnery Publishing (2008). ISBN 978-1-59698-558-2
- Spector, Ian: The Truth about Chuck Norris: Gotham Books: New York: 2007: ISBN 1-59240-344-1
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