THE MAN!!!! THE LEGEND!!!!! THE BEAST !!! THE SENSATION !!! THE RAPIST !!!

Cole was born in 1963 in Beirut, Lebanon to a pawn-broker mother and percussionist father. His childhood was marred with constant attempts at sexual harrassment by the local vicar however escaped any further action from the vicar as the vicar's attempts were directed to the new albino boy in town, Jack Turner.

Jack's rage was soon directed back at Cole, who was the victim of a particular violent series of bummings from between 1974-1978. Anal bleeding ensued but was quickly treated by the presence of a witchdoctor: Twatamungus.

Cole's first job was as an earthworm charmer, who some believe - euphemistically - was nothing but a coverup operation of the forementioned vicar to ensnare Cole in a complex web of bumming. Subsequent (and post-humous) enquiries by local police have suggested Cole was infact 78% woman, with a small mimsy situated just behind his gooch.

Cole went back to university in 1984 to persue his first love in life - contemporary dance. Cole's ability was first noted in the book "Prancings of the Earthworm" by Jelowski Brandanska, the Russian ballerina. A subsequent whirlwind love affair followed culminating in the tempestuous divorce (Brandanska vs Lythe 1985) of the Russian dance-baron and Cole, a simple village dwelling trumpet-plunger.

Cole lives in Taunton and can be regularly be seen in the social scene. He has a black peugeot 306 with a small baby engine in it. It is said to be fast.

Cole was seen moving house back in 1993
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He loves wearing huge gold chains because he is BRRRRAAAAAAPPPP. Yeh BOI.

Local businessman Tom Crichton once described Cole as 'Very fit'!
Tom added, 'He is a hit with the ladies and i wish i could have him all to myself'.
Within some of the birds he use to pimp, he is known as "Slong" or "the Jack Hammer."

One story circling the pimping underworld, is that Cole would often rent prostitutes himself. However this was a cover up for his homesexuality. Known in the world of homo-erotica as the homouranus he would brutally bum men for his own satisfaction.

Cole finally decided to close this dark chapter in his life as he discovered his love of gambling. Unfortunately he subsequently lost all the money he made pimping and his now working full time to pay back ladbrokes.

Cole 'C-Train' Lythe died at the ripe age of 75 in his small one-room apartment in Soho, London. A memorial was erected in his local village depicted him astride a goat.

A reporter only known as Jake decided investigate Coles life.
Occasionally known to bat for the other side, Jake meets his ex lover Juan. Juan says " Slong was such a passionate lover. He meant so much to me. I miss him and Want him back


It was once said that back in 1887 Mr Lythe, (coles great great grandfather) Was the Real first man on the moon. However the US government deny this and The Lythe Legacy seems to be nothing but a mith nowadays.

There was also rumour of a Religion being created Called "The ColeTrains", there beliefs included driving a pug 306, with shiny CHROME alloys and having a slight drinking and substance problem. They also Pray Every night to worship Marlborough.