Connor Christian Stevens (December 17, 1991 in Oberlin, Ohio) is an American Urrealist artist and "thinker." He reached somewhat regional fame when at a young age he showed an uncanny ability for mathematical calculation according to algebraic expressions. At the age of 15 he wrote a short essay by the title of "The Illogicability of Mathematics as Pertainging to Algebraic Expressions." Reportedly, acording to an interview he did with Tyler Legtree, a local member of the VFW and renowned journalist, he is a member of the Brotherhood, a group of obsessive fans of the Lord of the Rings, or as the Brotherhood reffers to it as; LotR. However, due to conflicting interests with both Spock of Star Treck ("Live long and prosper") and Star Wars his current membership is questioned. He started several groups in his short-lived tenure at Berea High School, including Spock Loves of Berea, a two member short-lived group who advocated ritual suicide, but upon watching Spock as they were under the influence of illicit drugs they were too scared to go through with it and they quickly disbanded (Connor never mentioned to the other member that ritual suicide was in the agenda, but Andy a.k.a Bonezz, the other member, didn't really care). Another group was SDS BHS, which is still in existence and has been for over a month with a steadt membership of an estimated 200, but only 72 of them are, in the words of Connor, "worthy of my Glory, willing to commit suicide on a whim for the cause." According to the AP a young member was forced to cross a highway located by Brookpark to get to a KFC for a KFC Bowl for Mr. Stevens, but, upon being shackled and antagonized by Mr. Stevens as he was crossing he got impacted (hit) by a fourteen wheeler, reportedly driven by a local senior by the name of R.R.
The final group he created was the Fighters For Freedom (FFF), which has a membership of aproximately six, who regularly meet on Tuesdays after school in the library (school library). The group Treasurer, a foreign exchange student by the name of B. No Pino has allegedly stolen a negative $2.00 from the group.
Connor Stevens goes by various names and has a particular "calling card." Though he has a fascination with the Joker his calling card is; In Struggle, then whatever his name may be at the time, usually Connor C. Stevens. He has several stage names (as he is in a local band that does a lot of Dead Kennedys covers, the band is named "The Drapetomaniacs") are, most famously; Johnny Revelator, Big Black Guerilla (B.B.G.), The Ubermensch, Drapetomaniac, Rhinotillexomania, The Occupant, C. Know E-vul, DK, along with others less commonly used like the Crotch Puppet (which he aquirred from becoming impregnated by a Heathen Whore, who's name escapes memory), and lastly he is sometimes known as Dr. Droubt. His baby may be names Froam Obama Stomsky. He views Dennis Kucinich as God, as a pare of his renown surgical gloves state. He use to live in Oberlin where the cops are mean because they have nothing better to do and he got a gun pulled on him by a crazy cop, then he moved to Strongsville, where nothing is real and there truly is nothing to get hung about, and then to Berea, where he currently takes residence. While in Oberlin he was indoctrinated into the Scene and started a band called The Crotch Puppets, where he got his first stage name that all of the members shared; Crotch Puppet (#1, #2, #3, and #4). They played a couple gigs and that was it for them (Connor was lead singer). Then, after that group fell apart they started a new group with the same membership except the drummer, Crotch Puppet #3,was replaced with Bob Oblaw, and they called themselves (in such an original manner) "Inciting Riots." Connor renamed himself Rhinotillexomania, but since no one could prenounce it he changed it to Rhino for a day before deciding to change it to Drapetomaniac, an equally hard to prenounce name, so ultimately he went with C. Know E-vul, or C. for short. After a gig where a "riot," ironically, errupted and broken glass was thrown every which way the police ended the show and the group was banned from there (The Cat in the Cream). After getting banned from the all of two venues in Oberlin (the only two all-age venues, as Connor has held to a strict law of only playing all-age venues) they were reduced to literal garage band statis. Then they eventually fell apart because Armful DK (used to be Crotch Puppet #2) moved away and The Vacant (Crotch Puppet #4) tragically refused to play guitar anymore. So Connor (C. Know E-vul) and Bob Oblaw did a gig where it was just drums and vocals and C. Know E-vul, who after this gig would change his name to Dr. Droubt and The Occupant, yelled for people in the audience to come up and play the bass and guitar and finally two good lads came and it was a nice departing show before C. Know E-vul, now Dr. Droubt, would depart to Strongsville, a stark contrast. He would change his name then to The Occupant (for a week) to mourn his loss of Oberlin and The Vacant (his best friend). He then changed his name back to Dr. Droubt. After departing from his one new friend in Strongsville he went to Berea. There, in a whole new atmosphere and a Scene different from the wild all night drinking binges of Oberlin's Scene, decided to change his name yet again (and he had a lot of name ideas), but no one who knew him so no one would even know. He first went, afer going to Berea, with Big Black Guerrilla (B.B.G.), but then moved to The Ubermensch (which, to present, is still the name of his myspace page). But then he made one final change to simply Johnny Revelator, inspired by the old blues song John the Revelator, Punk's connection with the name John (and other connections with John) and Johnny seamingly represents the average Joe, so that's exact opposites; Johnny Revelator, or something. There's a lot more to add but it is 12:03 at night and Connor's biographer is tired (and feels like a looder).
In Struggle,
Not Connor C. Stevens
"Live long and prosper"