Count JK
John Kim, better known as Count JK, is a San Diego-based music producer and a current student at UC San Diego.
His unique sounds have yet to catch the attention of the music industry, but many predict he will become a house-hold name in less time than it took for him to grow his hair as long as it is.
Count JK's friends and family have speculated whether his hair symbolizes an artistic form of expression or a simple lack of basic hygiene.
Once offered twenty dollars to cut his hair, Count JK told reporters that his long hair is not a product of financial problems, but a result of grinding in the studio and pumping out new beats.
Count JK once stated that his dedication in the studio comes from the desire to have as many songs completed by the time of his death as his idol Tupac Amaru Shakur.
Aside from his singular beats, Count JK is well known for starting off all of his sentences with, "Oh shooooot..."

In this image Count JK displays his artistic expressionism with his long hair.
Sadly, Count Jk has been severely scrutinized by those who do not understand the artistic expression of his long hair.
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NotesCount JK is majoring in biology at UCSD, but dedicates his study time towards beat-making.
It is rumored that Count JK will soon be producing a song for Y-Skillz, former member of Everyday Emcees.
Close confidants report that Count JK does not enjoy trips to Tijuana, Mexico or their strippers.
Although not confirmed, insiders claim that Count JK is sexually active with men.
When confronted with this issue of his homosexual lifestyle, Count JK replied, "Man, I'm not JinKyu."
It is uncertain who this "JinKyu" is; however, one can naturally assume that he is the quintessential example of a homosexual.