What is CTTV?

CTTV is a group which consists of a large number of friends. This group has grown into a large media company still composed of friends. These friends produce everything from a comedy series created in the game Counter-Strike (creating a movie using a game is called Machinima), to homemade music albums dedicated to people they hate or wish to make fun of. Some of these albums are directed at relatives of the members at CTTV. An example of this is the Sara Grayson Album in which Johnny D, a young guitarist, plays out his undying hate for another member's sister.

Who is CTTV?

CTTV consists of many members. Below are listed their internet aliases and real names:


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| Internet Alias

Muffins

CoolDrMoney

Johnny D

ThePoopsmith

Ohnoes

Mits

AlwaysHateHippies

MAC

Dr.Feelgood

Muffy

| Real Name

Alex Friedman

Seth Grayson aka Dr. Studmuffin

John Sluker

Mike Labedzki

Mike Radzin

Alec Sharp

Tom Murphy

James McLaughlin

Alex Minteer

John Marx

| Jobs

Founder/Camera/Editing/Ideas

Co-Founder/Ideas/Scripting/Flashes

Actor/Music

Actor/Founder of Poopsmith Productions

Actor

Actor/Ideas/Music Vocals

Actor

Former Actor

Former Actor

Former Actor

|}

History of CTTV ==

Acorns `R Us was a common hang around for new Counter-Strike(CS) players. This server was where Muffins (founder of CTTV) began playing CS and even joined the Acorns clan. Over time Muffins grew to know many of the people on the server. Some of the original people were CoolDrMoney, MAC, Dr.Feelgood, and his friend from school, Muffy. One day Muffins suggested to CoolDrMoney that they make a comedy show using CS. CoolDrMoney loved this idea and gathered his friends MAC and Dr. Feelgood and joined a server which Muffins was hosting on his own computer. Needless to say at the begining the show was pretty unprofessional and was pretty much an excuse to goof around. As time went on productin became more frequent and characters were developing and there was even a fanbase on the Acorns `R Us Forums. Soon after the success of CTTV CoolDrMoney was very busy with life and did not have time for CTTV. Muffins and Mits decided to create MCTV to do mini-shows while they awaited CoolDrMoney's return. This mini-shows required no prior knowledge of CTTVs because of the SNL-skit short nature. MCTV became a huge hit. Many of the jokes that began to be used in the show were ones developed as inside jokes on the CTTV Ventrilo (Voice Communication) Server.
(See List of CTTV Inside Jokes)CoolDrMoney returned a few months later, but all was not well with the crew.

After its long run of success the members of CTTV finally had just had enough of CS. A long break occured in which the members of CTTV formed CS clans and accomplished #1 rank in OGL's East 5v5 Ladder. Soon enough the members of CTTV were sick of playing competitively. They realized they were fighting more because of this and began to go back into production of CTTV and MCTV. Since then they still to this day keep creating more and more episodes. After more than 2 years of being a crew, CTTV has published 5 (Working on 6) CTTV episodes, 9 MCTV episodes, 34 songs, 22 flashes, 3 podcasts, 4 hilarious conversation recordings, 3 live videos, 2 phone conversations, 1 text adventure,and over 2 dozen Isketch pictures.


== CTTV Inside Jokes and Explanations

Dark Character The Dark Character was a joke on a person named Evil Zero. CTTV was holding auditions to join the crew and during these auditions one of the questions asked by Muffins was "What kind of character do you want to be on CTTV?". The bold yet unsure response from Evil Zero was, "I want to be a Dark Character." As this was a comedy series, a dark-type character would not make much sense therefore everyone began calling everyone and everything a dark character as a joke.

I want out/Do you want out? CTTV had many clashes with some of the memebers of the Acorns `R Us server. During one of these clashes apparently one member of Acorns, Shadow_Shot, was so angry that at the end of a long rant he made in the Administrator forums, he put "I want out." Everyone began making fun of him for seeming to be such a wimp because he was easily angered by the actions of the CTTV members. To this day the term "Wanting Out" means one is not satisfied with the way something is working out.

The Mighty Ducks "Quack" Ohnoes' girlfriend was insulted by CoolDrMoney when he said, "If I were to ever have sex with a duck, you'd be RIGHT up there on my list!" From this point on the quack chant became an inside joke.

Betting your left testicle During a hot debate between Ohnoes and CoolDrMoney about the age of Ramon Salazar from Resident Evil 4, the two bet their left testicles jokingly because each of them were sure of their answer. Another inside joke spawned from this when Ohnoes stated that he was "looking at a reliable source, not his ass."

That is not true, I am not gay! A small, not-so-inside joke from the series BurntFaceMan by David Firth

Oh ya?! (said in a very suprised Canadian accent) Yet another fairly unused joke from the movie EG:About Average

This is BULLSHIT! One night a very bored CoolDrMoney and Muffins joined an adult chat room in which a quite obese woman with the alias SexiCheri was present. During the night CoolDrMoney made a series of subtle and small fat jokes. Finally CoolDrMoney made a joke which made Cheri furious.

Jennifer Rose During the infamous phone call to Poopsmith's sister, Paula, CoolDrMoney asked her how "Jennifer Rose" was doing. Paula immediately responded with "I...I..Dont know a Jennifer Rose" Since then CoolDrMoney and muffins will occasionally break out randomly and sing an old timey sounding tune about Jennifer Rose, adlibbing all the lyrics. **Interesting Fact** Poopsmiths sister is actually a walrus in disguise.

WE'RE GOIN' TO HOLLYWOOD! After CoolDrMoney made a Myspace account for his music, he received a message from what was obviously a bot. The message said that they were interested in my music and wanted to sign me to a contract...as soon as CoolDr would sign up for their website. After this...CoolDrMoney burst into the ventrilo channel and yelled out "HEY EVERYBODY!...WE'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!" Johnny D nearly wet himself...until CoolDr explained the story...Now CoolDrMoney will use this joke whenever he is losing an argument by saying "Well that all doesnt matter CAUSE WERE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD BABAAY YAAAAH!"

CoolDrMoney showing off the old jolly wally This term refers to CoolDrMoney's obsession with showing off his penzor to 13 year old males he meets off of Isketch. Seth is known to be on the prowl 24 hours a day for 13 year old males to show his mighty rod of justice because it sexually excites him. This is the only known way for Seth to have an orgasm after asking to see JohnnyD naked.

== Music ==

Albums created by the CTTV crew

Sara Grayson - The Album
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