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Once upon a time, a Scouser in a shellsuit with the head of a
bullet on the neck of an ox turned up at the Squires Gate helipad
in Blackpool and went for a flying lesson in a helicopter. He paid
£750 in cash. The notes were crisp and new. The chopper flew up and
away over the Irish Sea, leaving the effluent plume from the Mersey
and the metal prick of the Blackpool Tower far below. The chopper
flew north over the grey, scudding sea to the peninsula of
Barrow-on-Furnace where they turn out nuclear submarines for the
Royal Navy. The Scouser pointed to a big square of grass down
below, the grounds of the non-league Barrow Athletic Football Club,
and said: `I own that.' Some boast. But it turns out that he wasn't
short of a bob or a hundred million pounds. The scally's name was
Curtis Warren, his nickname Cocky Watchman, Scouse slang for a
dodgy caretaker, and he was, some say, the Cali cartel's agent for
northern Europe. Her Majesty's Customs and Excise had a different
name for him: Target One.
He's banged up now, serving a
12-year-stretch in Vught prison in the Netherlands, a former Nazi
concentration camp, for importing enough cocaine into Europe to
keep the London advertising industry happy until the year 2010.
Meanwhile, British Customs officers and policemen, working in
tandem for a Dutch judge, are beginning to unpick a fraction of
Cocky's missing millions. Forget Kenneth Noye. He was just a fence,
albeit for the Brinks Matt gold bullion robbers, and one with a
nasty temper. Forget the Krays. They were just pathetic minnows. It
is nigh on certain that Cocky is the richest criminal in British
history.
I remember vividly the first time I ever heard the name
Curtis Warren. Veronica Guerin, the brilliant Irish journalist had
been shot dead in Dublin in the summer of 1996, for going after the
heroin barons who were making themselves rich while a generation of
Irish kids were getting suckered on smack. Her mission had been
simple: follow the money. The Observer sent me off to find out who,
and why, and how. And what were the names of the British Mr Bigs?
In search of the British Mr Bigs, I had gone to a pub to meet a
Customs investigator, the late Bill Newall, who at that time was
working for the heroin target team. Bill had `called the knock' on
many heavy-duty nasties, including a number of Turkish heroin
traffickers ...I asked Bill about the Mr Bigs, the ones that always
get away. He took a pull on his pint and said: `Then you've got to
go to Liverpool. And ask them about Curtis
Warren.'
Who?
`He's nothing much to look at. The usual big
Scouse tough guy in a shellsuit. But this one is good. He doesn't
drink, smoke or use drugs. He's got a photographic memory for
telephone numbers, numbers of bank accounts and the like. We've
been looking for where he keeps his stuff. On a computer? In notes?
No way. He carries it all inside his head." --This text refers to
the Hardcover edition.