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Mrs. Garrison, kicks one of the Persians in the groin.
Episode no. Season 11
Episode 6
Written by Trey Parker
Directed by Trey Parker
Production no. 1106
Original airdate April 11, 2007
Season 11 episodes
South Park – Season 11
March 7, 2007 – November 14, 2007
  1. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
  2. Cartman Sucks
  3. Lice Capades
  4. The Snuke
  5. Fantastic Easter Special
  6. D-Yikes!
  7. Night of the Living Homeless
  8. Le Petit Tourette
  9. More Crap
  10. Imaginationland Episode I
  11. Imaginationland Episode II
  12. Imaginationland Episode III
  13. Guitar Queer-O
  14. The List

Season 10 Season 12
List of South Park episodes

"D-Yikes!" is episode 1106 (#159) of Comedy Central's animated comedy series South Park. First aired on April 11, 2007. The episode is rated TV-MA, and is a parody of the film 300.[1]


As the episode begins, Ms. Garrison storms into her classroom enraged over a failed date, and takes her rage out on her male students with an essay assignment over the weekend, making them read The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway in its entirety. At Cartman's urging, they hire local Mexican laborers looking for work to read the book and write their essays for them. When they come back for their essays on Monday morning, they find out that the Mexicans misunderstand them, and instead of writing essays they write to their éses, a slang term in Chicano Spanish for friend. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison is working out at Curves when she meets a woman named Allison. Allison invites her to "Les' Bos", a nearby bar, but Ms. Garrison is shocked to find out that everybody there is a lesbian. Allison asks if Ms. Garrison had ever imagined being with another woman. After some initial hesitation, Ms. Garrison is soon seduced, and the two leave to engage in scissoring.

Later on, Ms. Garrison's new sexual liaison has improved her spirits, and she gives the boys more time with their essays. Garrison returns to Les' Bos and becomes sociable with all the women, but then is shocked to discover that the bar is being sold to Persians, who plan to make it into a Club Persh Dance Club. Soon after, the Persians send a representative to see the women at the bar. The representative tries to persuade the women there will be no real change, as the lesbians will still be welcome. Nevertheless, it will no longer be solely a lesbian bar, and will be decorated with stereotypically Persian decorations, such as blue carpets and gold curtain rods. Ms. Garrison kicks the messenger in the testicles in retaliation. After the representative returns to the Persian's club, an army of sixty other Persians prepare to storm the bar, but they fail to defeat the women. The leftover Persians go to see their boss, Rauf Xerxes, who decides to handle the situation personally.

Ms. Garrison decides that the lesbians need a spy inside Club Persh, in order to find illegal activity to use as blackmail, and hires the Mexicans to spy on the Persians. Later, Xerxes arrives, and attempts to reason with Ms. Garrison, even offering her the job of running the club when he takes control. Ms. Garrison declines, and tells Xerxes that she knows the Persian leader's secret, found out by the Mexicans — Xerxes is actually a woman. Xerxes is shocked that Ms. Garrison knows her secret, and says that the other Persians cannot know, as women cannot be in charge in Persian culture. Ms. Garrison agrees, and in a parallel of her own seduction by Allison, she seduces Xerxes and the two engage in scissoring. Xerxes decides to keep Les' Bos a lesbian bar, and is seen at the bar herself. Ms. Garrison then explains that the school has hired substitutes to take over her class for a while, who turn out to be the same Mexicans again. The boys then decide that the Mexicans are better teachers than Ms. Garrison. During the math lesson, the Mexicans are explaining how to add fractions, when Kyle remarks, "I think I'm actually learning something".

External links


  1. ^ Travis Fickett. "D-Yikes Review". Retrieved 2009-10-03.  
Preceded by
Fantastic Easter Special
South Park episodes Followed by
Night of the Living Homeless

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