Damnyouall.net (commonly referred to as DYA) is a forum on the internet. It started as a Family Guy fan forum, but most members, disenchanted by the lazy writing of the fourth season of the show are just there because of the esoteric sense of humor shared by fans of the original three seasons.

History

Damnyouall.net was initially intended to be a mailing list started around the time there were rumors the show Family Guy was going to be cancelled. However, someone along the way changed their mind and made it into a forum.

DYA was originally run on Ikonboard. However, due to bandwidth issues, the forum had to be shut down for several days in late September 2003 and got switched to phpBB. The original Ikonboard forum is known among regular members as “DYABC,” where the actual meaning of the letters of “BC” is unknown. Members who were at DYABC are automatically considered better than all other members, even the ones who joined just after the switch.

In 2004 the forum switched to the Simple Machines Forum software which it has run on since.

Malachy Quarrels

quite a while, DYA has been pestered by a member known among the more active members as "Malachy" Almost universally hated by the active members, Malachy would regularly spam the members under various usernames in the past years. Members of DYA proclaimed him a "douche" for both the various accounts and using AOL, supposedly. In more frequent times, Malachy and the members of New Quahog have been in a small fued with DYA over what exactly goes for "satire" Malachy would insist he knew what it was and that he was using it in an appropriate manner, despite his lengthy "Bible" that he wrote on his own time(some proclaimed it as "dang huge"). Meanwhile, DYA members would just insult him for wearing paper hats on his head and shoulders. It's almost universally accepted now that Malachy is mentally challenged. He would sometimes speak with some of the more slow DYA members on online messengers and trick them into calling other DYA members in the middle of the night in order to frustrate them. After the fued was over, and to this day, active members would redirect annoying "n00bs" to New Quahog if the new members would not agree on having "e-sex".

The entire section will give a kid with aspergers delusions of grandeur.

Blakehunts

Every full moon that rises over the horizon, the DYA members would go on missions dubbed as "Blakehunts". The Blake's were various accounts such as "War Torn" all under an umbrella member known as "Blake". He would make various accounts to reach back in touch with members to begin a new "e-life" in order to be accepted. The "Blakehunts" would be frequent as they were usually messy, unorganized, and unsuccessful.

Meanwhile on DYA though, someone known as "JustAGirl" was climbing through the ranks as an established member with the help of her charm, wit, and boobs. She would come to be the main leader of the "Blakehunts" and wielding her Scorpion Pie of Doominess, she successfully poached account after account. Due to her success, she was granted position of Mod of a branch of the General Discussion section known as "Gloria Ironbox's Sensitivity Training" The Mods and Admins soon released that doing so was absolutely useless as no one cared about the section. So as time passed on, they eagerly promoted her to a Mod of the entire board. Justa soon discovered that the Mods and Admins were corrupted and through a helpful tap known as "Dude Guy" found that Blake paid off a Mod known as "George" to allow him to post under the account "Urkelbot" in secrecy. Justa couldn't take it and gathered a select few to put out subtle hints of Urkelbot's true identity. It was a success. Blake was outed and DYA held a barbecue and didn't invite Ganondorf.

Now Blake goes under the name "Povick" realizing that posting under all those accounts in secrecy was stupid. He is now considered an alright member, but is still kind of lame occasionally.*

The entire section is heavily exaggerated.

The Boards

Sections for which members specifically talk in.

Community Discussion

This section is known primarily for its “Backyard” section, where asinine arguments *should* go and where non-sequitur threads are generally accepted. There are other sections here, like “DYA Events,” “Fan Art” and “Rules” but those are generally ignored by most members.

Family Guy News And Information

This is the section where Family Guy fans congregate and discuss their favorite show. However, no one on the forum really likes Family Guy anymore, so this is just referred to as “the place where those illiterate idiots hang out.”

American Dad News And Information

This is the section where American Dad fans congregate and discuss their favorite, or second-favorite show. No one really reads this section.

General Discussion

This is where most of the regular members congregate. Topics range from how funny Arrested Development is, to how stupid the Fox coorporation is and how sad it is that Arrested Development is/will be getting cancelled. Another popular topic is how right each individual member’s opinion is on music and movies, and how wrong every other member’s opinion is on the same topic.

The Members

Like most of the internet forum subculture, DYA is predominantly male. It is from this that it is speculated that many of the members turned to homosexuality out of frustration. Still, a few girls did slip through the cracks and find their way to the forum. As a response, the administrators tried writing anti-double-X-chromosome code, but got distracted when they realized some of the girls would actually talk to them. The task is currently in a stagnant status and the administrator Pat is currently dating one of the forum girls.

The age limit for becoming a member at Damnyouall.net is 13. The vast majority of the members fit within the ages of 13 and 25. It is because of such the low age limit that many of the older forum members have thought of many of the younger ones as “immature fuckheads” who need to stop “getting into asinine arguments in every goddamn thread.”

While sex does not come easily for all forum members, frequent masturbation and profuse drug and alcohol usage are both pastimes members of all ages can share an admiration for.

External Links

"At what point is it considered stalking?" A common question asked in the forums.