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Dane Cook
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Cook at Comic Con 2007 promoting Good Luck Chuck
Birth name Dane Jeffrey Cook
Born March 18, 1972 (1972-03-18) (age 38)
Boston, Massachusetts,
United States
Medium Stand-up, film, television
Nationality American
Years active 1990–present
Genres Stand-up comedy
Subject(s) observational comedy
Influences George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Denis Leary, Steve Martin
Notable works and roles Retaliation, Dane Cook: Vicious Circle, ISolated INcident
Website www.danecook.com
.Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor.^ Dane Cook, stand-up comedian and Arlington native is in the booth for the bottom of the 4th.
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^ Dane Cook...shut the fuck up.
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^ I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian.
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.He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident.^ Just like he did at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WHICH ONLY 3 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE EVER DONE. .
  • The Superficial - Dane Cook voted 'The Unfunniest Comic' in Boston 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC thesuperficial.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Download Album: ISolated INcident (2009) Play .
  • Comedian: Dane Cook | The Laugh Button | Comedy Online - Stand Up Comedy 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC thelaughbutton.com [Source type: General]

^ Tickets are in high demand for this A-list comedian, who is currently touring with his Global Thermo Comedy Tour and still making waves from his Comedy Central special and comedy album, ‘ISolated INcident’.
  • Times Square Gossip: DANE COOK TO PLAY THE TRUMP TAJ MAHAL 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.timessquaregossip.com [Source type: General]

.Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum.^ Also, SLjimbolian, you say he's living his "15-minutes of fame", but I guess you don't know that he's been doing stand-up for almost 10 years now, has been in a number of films and had his sophomore album, Retaliation , go platinum.
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^ Cook has released the comedy albums: “Harmful If Swallowed,” Retaliation,” and “Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden.” “Retaliation” became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and reached double platinum.
  • Dane Cook Tickets - Dane Cook Concerts Tickets, dates and discount tickets 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.broadwaybox.com [Source type: General]

^ Dane Cook is the highest charting comedian in over 25 years.
  • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[1] .Cook performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special entitled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 entitled Isolated Incident.^ June 17, 2009 -- on Isolated Incident .

^ His upcoming TV special and CD/DVD with Comedy Central, however, is called just that: "Isolated Incident."

^ Dane Cook, Isolated Incident, May 17, only on Comedy Central.
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He is credited as one of the first comedians to use the web and MySpace to build a large fan base[2] and by 2006 had become "alarmingly popular".[3]
As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl.

Contents

Early life

.Dane Cook was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States,[4] the second son of George and Donna Cook.^ SportsNation Dane Cook: Die hard, born and raised in Boston.
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^ Dane : This would be the ultimate full circle slap in the face of the United States...
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^ Like many, I counted down the days until Dane Cook's second CD release "Retaliation" would be released in stores.
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.Cook has an older brother, Darryl, and five sisters.^ Has a brother and five sisters.
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^ Dane : One brother, five sisters.
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^ I have an older brother and an older sister both in college.
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.He was raised in Arlington, where he attended Arlington High School.^ Ryan Renyolds and Anna Farris edit » Dane attended Arlington High School in Arlington, Massachusetts.
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^ Ryan Renyolds and Anna Farris Dane attended Arlington High School in Arlington, Massachusetts.
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His father worked at a golf course before managing a lumber yard, a window business, and a rock club in Cambridge, Massachusetts, while his mother was an accountant. .He now resides in Los Angeles, CA.^ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 289 .
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Career

Stand-up

Cook performing in 2008.
.In 1994, Cook moved to New York City, NY and began performing.^ New York City (55) .
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^ A Tight Five is shot at Comix in New York City, edited by RooftopComedy and produced by Punchline Magazine .
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^ He’s prepping to perform at next month’s Just for Laughs comedy festival and he’s set to start studying theater at New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts.
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.Two years later, he moved to Los Angeles, where he still lives today.^ Sarah Palin : Still a disorganized tea party - Los Angeles Times - supreme court Blogs: William Klein: Supreme Court Ruling Spurs Corporation To Run for ..
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^ Comedian Dane Cook's former girlfriend , 28 years old Raquel Houghton lives in Los Angeles and works as a bartender and a waitress.
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^ The former girlfriend of comedian Dane Cook's, 28 years Raquel Houghton lives in Los Angeles and works as a waiter and waitress.
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[5]
.Cook's big comedy break came in 1998 when he appeared on Comedy Central's Premium Blend.^ Dane Cook's Comedy Central showcase.
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^ I liked Cook years ago when he has a half hour Comedy Central special.
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^ Dane Cook, Isolated Incident, May 17, only on Comedy Central.
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.This started a relationship between Cook and Comedy Central that has lasted many years.^ Dane Cook's Comedy Central showcase.
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^ I've gotta admit I enjoyed Cook's earlier work, first Comedy Central special, I think.
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^ FACT – Dane Cook has the best selling comic album of the last 20 years FACT – Dane Cook was one of the first to utilize the full marketing potential of myspace and used it .
  • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.In 2000, Cook did a half-hour special on Comedy Central Presents.^ Dane Cook's Comedy Central showcase.
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^ His half hour Comedy Central Presents special will air four days prior.
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^ And then Comedy Central was like, ‘We’re doing half hours, do you want to do one?’And I was like, ‘Fuck yeah.
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.Since then his special has won the Comedy Central Stand-up showdown twice in a row.^ Dane Cook has become one of stand-up comedy's biggest superstars by telling gut busting jokes with a guy-next-door charm.
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^ I would hope that I could — maybe not put away the guitar, but I would like that if I ever have a huge comedy special — like to do a bit of stand-up and a bit of music.
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^ I want to remind everybody, May 17 is when your comedy – when the Comedy Central special airs, correct?
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[6]
.In 2003, Cook released his first CD/DVD, Harmful If Swallowed.^ Dane Cook's "Rough Around The Edges - Live From Madison Square Garden" CD/DVD hits the streets...
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^ Harmful If Swallowed (CD & DVD) .
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^ For the first six months I had ever heard of Dane Cook it was off of a CD. That has nothing to do with looks or body movements.
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.The success of the album landed him a recording contract with Comedy Central Records.^ I thought he was good on Comedy Central, but watched him again and again.
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^ It’s that revealing and brutally honest approach to stand-up that’s on full display on Kelly’s new album Just the Tip , out on April 8 through Comedy Central Records.
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^ When bands sign their first record contract, they’re not making money off of their album.
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The album is certified platinum. .He released his second CD/DVD in 2005, entitled Retaliation.^ In Rhode Scholar , his second independently released DVD, the always finely dressed, hippie-minded Rhodes literally travels the world.
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^ For the past few years, the release of stand-up CDs and DVDs seems to be more popular than ever.
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^ Sometimes a production company will release just a CD or just a DVD– sometimes they’re packaged together.
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.This album went double platinum and made Cook the first comic in 29 years to have an album at #4 on the Billboard charts.^ Cook, whose 2005 double-platinum-selling "Retaliation" album made him the highest-charting comedian in nearly three decades, performs at the arena at 8 p.m.
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^ Named one of the world's "100 Most Influential People" by Time Magazine, Dane Cook became the first comedian in thirty years to release a comedy album that charted as high as #4 on the Billboard charts.
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^ Dane Cook is the highest charting comedian in over 25 years.
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[6] .This earned him a place alongside best-selling comedy vets Bill Cosby, George Carlin, and Steve Martin.^ He is nowhere near the same ranks as Richard Pryor, Steve Martin-before-he-started-making-kid’s-movies, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, and the greatest of all time (in my eyes).
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^ I find him to be, meh, I like Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin and Stephen lynch a lot better.
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^ People will still be listening to and watching recordings of Dave Chapelle, Bill Cosby, Jim Gaffigan, Rodney Dangerfield, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, hell, Al Yankovic.
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.The success of the album also landed him a comedy performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, and then afterwards he joined Snoop Dogg (who introduced him) in presenting the award for Best New Artist.^ I really get a kick out of his comedy but all of the albums and specials are repetitious with very little new material.
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^ And in response to ANGRYMOB who asked for examples of Dane’s best work on Youtube…Well like I said before-I havent watched him, just listened.
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^ The double-digipak contains a full-length CD of his best new material plus a DVD documenting the making of the album.
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[6]
.On April 15, 2005 Cook performed his first HBO Special entitled Vicious Circle.^ Dane had an HBO special on April 15, 2006.
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^ Cook, whose 2005 double-platinum-selling "Retaliation" album made him the highest-charting comedian in nearly three decades, performs at the arena at 8 p.m.
  • Comedian Dane Cook to perform at Grand Rapids' Van Andel Arena on Oct. 16 | Grand Rapids Entertainment - - MLive.com 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.mlive.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I've gotta admit I enjoyed Cook's earlier work, first Comedy Central special, I think.
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Inspiration for this comedy was fueled by his late relationship with Amanda Muller. A Junior at SUNY Oneonta. Vicious Circle filmed "in the round" at the TD Banknorth Garden. .The same year Cook shot two pilot episodes for his own sitcom, Cooked.^ When Dane Cook shot into the stratosphere of stand-up comedy a few years ago, he recorded and released his own song.

.The sitcom never got picked up and the two pilot episodes were later released on DVD as the Lost Pilot Episodes.^ (I'm making these assumptions based on what I've picked up from lurking the past two months and from handles.
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^ For the past few years, the release of stand-up CDs and DVDs seems to be more popular than ever.
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.That same year he embarked on a 30-day 20-show college tour called Tourgasm with his long time friends Robert Kelly, Gary Gulman, and Jay Davis.^ Dane Cook, the hottest comic in America today, makes his HBO debut in a nine-part half-hour docu-reality series following him and three other comics Gary Gulman, Jay Davis and Robert Bobby Kelly on their 2005 sold-out Tourgasm bus tour across America.
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^ Each episode finds Dane and his pals at a new destination, as they travel to 20 college campuses from Seattle to Boston and perform their show in front of fervent audiences.
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^ Dane Cook will not be appearing in these shows, but fellow comedians Gary Culman, Robert Kelly and Jay Davis will be.
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The tour was filmed and was later made into a 9-episode documentary on HBO.
.On December 3, 2005, Cook hosted Saturday Night Live.^ Dane Cook ~ Saturday Night Live September 30, 2006  .
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^ If you missed last week's episode of Saturday Night Live with Jon Hamm as the host (and Coldplay doing four songs), NBC is replaying it tonight, in primetime, starting at 9:30 p.m.

^ Dane Cook Hosts "Retaliation Unplugged" Charity Event For Musicares (14 Dec 2005, 01:33) Dane Cook is a Boston Red Sox fan.
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.It was one of the highest-rated SNLs of the season".[7] He would then go on to host the premiere of season 32 of SNL a year later.^ I've made the unbelievable mistake of watching the first SNL episode in one of the latest seasons.
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^ He hosted the 32nd season premiere of Saturday Night Live .
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.In 2006 Cook headlined for Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour and hosted the 2006 Teen Choice Awards alongside Jessica Simpson.^ Dane co-hosted the 2006 Teen Choice Awards with Jessica Simpson.
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^ Dane Cook's Tourgasm Tour is from Friday November 9th, 2006 to Saturday December 16th, 2006.
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^ I actually watched Employee of the Month (for free, via alluc.org) and have to admit, as terrible as it and Jessica Simpson were, Dane Cook came across as a cool guy.
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.The following year he won the award for Best Comedian.^ By far one of the best comedians of our time.  I saw Dane Cook on Jay Leno years ago and have been a fan since...
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^ Won the CH 2003 Stand Up Comedian Of The Year Award.
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.On November 12, 2007, Cook became the second comic to sell out Madison Square Garden.^ Dane Cook sold out his November 12th, 2006 show in Madison Square Garden, New York, in several hours, so he added another show on October 16th, 2006 and is going to try to sell out two shows in the same night.
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^ FACT – Dane Cook has the best selling comic album of the last 20 years FACT – Dane Cook was one of the first to utilize the full marketing potential of myspace and used it .
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^ Dane Cook will still be selling out shows across the country.
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.He did two sold out shows in one night.^ Dane Cook sold out his November 12th, 2006 show in Madison Square Garden, New York, in several hours, so he added another show on October 16th, 2006 and is going to try to sell out two shows in the same night.
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^ Dane : A guy came to my show one night and he was really hammered, and he was sitting in the front row.
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^ Two to to try to reach out to one great thing.
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.The show was filmed and would later be put onto a DVD to be sold on Cook's third comedy album.^ Why would care sooo much, and through all the trouble of writing a blog about how much you dislike the comedy of Dane Cook.
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^ We'll have to look at the DVD extras to see the more unusual and most likely more enlightening footage of Cook interacting with what any comedian would call a smaller crowd.

^ Five years ago, would you have thought Comedy Central would be releasing a Robert Kelly album?
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.Cook won the Big Entertainer Award at the VH1 Big in '06 Awards, and Rolling Stone magazine's Hot Comic of the Year.^ FACT – Dane Cook has the best selling comic album of the last 20 years FACT – Dane Cook was one of the first to utilize the full marketing potential of myspace and used it .
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^ Rolling Stone and David Cross are right about Cook by FilmCritic3000 .
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^ Won the CH 2003 Stand Up Comedian Of The Year Award.
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.The following day, November 13, 2007, Cook released his third CD/DVD entitled Rough Around The Edges, which was filmed live at Madison Square Garden in New York City.^ Dane Cook sold out his November 12th, 2006 show in Madison Square Garden, New York, in several hours, so he added another show on October 16th, 2006 and is going to try to sell out two shows in the same night.
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^ Following Cook's debut CD/DVD "Harmful if Swallowed", is this double CD of over 100 minutes of new material plus a companion DVD of some of his best Comedy Central appearances from "Crank Yankers" to "Shorties Watchin'" to "Unedited Bar Mitzvah Bash".
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^ For the past few years, the release of stand-up CDs and DVDs seems to be more popular than ever.
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.The Album debuted at #1 on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart.^ Billboard Top Independent Chart and Billboard Comedy Chart.
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[citation needed] During that time, he embarked on his first arena tour.
.On April 10, 2007, Cook broke The Laugh Factory's endurance record (previously held by Richard Pryor)[8] by performing on stage for 3 hours and 50 minutes.^ April 2, 2008 10:50 AM .
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^ Guy - April 2, 2008 10:50 AM .
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^ April 4, 2007 at 10:37 pm .
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.Dave Chappelle would break the record five days later.^ A month later it was featured on Break.com and it got like a million views in one day, so I just kept making them.
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[9] On January 1, 2008, Cook broke Chapelle's record, by performing on stage for 7 hours.[10]
.From May 23, 2008 to May 25, 2008 Cook reunited with Robert Kelly and Al Del Bene for 3 shows at The Coliseum in Caesars Palace.^ I’ve got Bobby Kelly and Al Del Bene, on most of the tour.
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^ Dane Cook will not be appearing in these shows, but fellow comedians Gary Culman, Robert Kelly and Jay Davis will be.
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From May 29, 2008 to June 4, 2008, the Trio went to Iraq to perform for the troops. .During all of these shows Bene was the Emcee, Kelly was the Feature, and Cook was the headliner.^ In all honesty, I didn't even smile during any of Dane Cook's stand up routines.
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^ Today's video features Dane Cook in all of his sweaty black wifebeater 2000 full physical glory.

^ Check out these Dane Cook video clips, you'll laugh all over again, I never get tired of his jokes...
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.Cook finished his fourth album, "Isolated Incident"; a performance of which aired on Comedy Central on May 17, 2009, with the release of the record following two days later.^ Download Album: ISolated INcident (2009) Play .
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^ June 17, 2009 -- on Isolated Incident .

^ Dane Cook's "Isolated Incident" coming in May .

.He kicked off that tour at Mohegan Sun, Uncasville, Connecticut on April 25, 2009. This album will be the last as part of Cook's four record deal with Comedy Central Records.^ Dane Cook's Comedy Central showcase.
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^ The tour is based on his May Comedy Central special and most recent album "ISolated INcident," which was recorded in front of an intimate 400-person audience at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
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^ Jeffrey J Labbadia posted at 7:25pm on April 18, 2009 I have tix available for both the Apr 25 & 26 shows at Mohegan Sun.
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.The new album was performed at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood which is considered to be Cook's Home base, where he goes and works on new material.^ La Fontaine apartments in West Hollywood (a block from the Laugh Factory, as Jamie Masada explains in an attached affadavit!

^ Speaking of his upcoming new DVD/CD, Isolated Incident , word from Comedy Central says he taped the special in front of 400 people at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood -- not the audience of 20 that was advertised in an early video .

^ You know, David Cross sold a shitload of albums too, and without the kind of material that goes down as smooth as a vodka ice luge at a frat party.
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Cook released the DVD version of Isolated Incident in November 2009.[11]

Critique

.Dane Cook's style is principally "long-form storytelling"[12] and "multipurpose phrases"[13] with a casual attitude.^ TeemSelami writes: on November 11th, 2009 at 12:10:30 PM i want dane cook to be dead in reality .
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^ 'Twas a long-ass day Dane Cook: Burgasm A polarizing figure Hooray!
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^ Dane Cook: No problem, as long as she’s cool with it.
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Cook says his onstage persona is a combination of the personalities of his mom, Donna, and his dad, George. "My mother is like a Looney Tunes cartoon. She's wiggly ... She has the ability to tongue in cheek a lot, and do it in a way where she's being physical. My dad is the polar opposite. He always had a little 'what the fuck' in his voice. .Even if he knew nothing about what he was talking about, he could sell it.^ I was talking to Louie about this: Onstage, I could call my wife a cunt.
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.So I looked at these two extremely funny people and created a style of comedy from absorbing their actions."^ A good portion of Dane's humor is physical comedy so trust me when I say these funny quotes get 100 times better when performed by Dane.
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^ Two years ago I used to get all pissed off when people would hate on Dane Cook but these days I can't even stand listening to his voice.
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^ Look at all the people (including some here) that aren’t into comedy but know/like Dane Cook.
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[14]
He explains:
.I wanted to create a stage persona for myself that allowed me to really speak about anything I want...^ The other thing is that I’m a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy.
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So I can be a storyteller, I can be jokey, I can be corny, I can be a little vulgar, I can be a lot vulgar. .And I'm not afraid to go anywhere to get the point of the joke across, even if I have to just blabber like a retard until it becomes apparent that I'm a retard and that the audience should laugh.^ I don't think even you're really laughing at your own "jokes" if you were honest.
  • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I am not even saying you need to laugh… just a smile.
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^ Among quotes that could be taken out of his context by his detractors: "I like a joke that isn't going to be laughed at for maybe a year or two.

.Some commentators have characterized Dane Cook's humor as unfunny.^ No comments for Dane Cook: Burgasm » .
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^ Dane Cook is soooo UNFUNNY! He is like the frat president who has to be the center of attention.
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^ After dealing with his loss on a personal level, Cook said he's finally ready to share some moments that also touch on the humorous.
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[15][16][17] Comedian Ron White has criticized Dane Cook for his lack of real material and for his inflated ego; saying "[He] does not make me laugh, at all, in any way, shape or form."[18] When asked about his opinion of Cook on The Howard Stern Show, comedian Nick DiPaolo said "he doesn't make me laugh, but that doesn't mean he's not funny."[19] On Boston radio station WBCN, Dane Cook was named by radio show Toucher and Rich to a tournament of the top 16 "Worst Comedians" and, based on listener voting, was voted the "Worst Comedian" of all.[20] In the Michigan Daily, Elie Zwiebel wrote that "he's managed to become one of the most overrated comics ever" and that his act is "boringly stagnant".[21]
.Comedian Joe Rogan has claimed that Cook performed a bit on an episode of Premium Blend that Rogan had developed on I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday (sketch titled "Tigers Fucking"), and claimed to have performed the routine earlier in clubs with Cook present.^ He also went on to claim that Jim Breuer had reported to Rogan that Cook was performing some of Rogan’s bits in clubs that he performed at with Breuer.
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^ I’m gonna need all that shit when I launch into my 20-minute bit about ketchup packets,” Cook said.
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^ More stolen material: http://media.putfile.com/Joe-Rogan-Exposes-Joke-Thieves “Comedian Joe Rogan has spoken on many occasions (including the December 1, 2006 broadcast of the Opie and Anthony Show) about Cook performing a bit on an episode of Premium Blend that Rogan claims to have performed earlier in clubs with Cook present.
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[22] .Other comedians have also accused Cook of stealing their material.^ Google “dane cook steals material”.
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^ On what occasions has Dane Cook been accused of stealing material?
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^ How bout Carlos Mencia steals other people's material and he still isn't even amusing.
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.A 2007 article in Radar magazine about joke theft included not only Rogan's allegations, but also those of a different anonymous "veteran comic" who accused Cook of appropriating one of that comic's "very physical routines", despite a direct request by the comedian that Cook stop using the routine in question.^ Also, he's one of very few comedians that don't include race in his routine.
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^ Denis, let me ask you a question, seriously seeing all these great comedians here tonight, it reminds me of a philosophical question, if I may propose this, if a comic tells a joke, and no one is there to hear it, is Nick DiPaolo on stage?
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^ More stolen material: http://media.putfile.com/Joe-Rogan-Exposes-Joke-Thieves “Comedian Joe Rogan has spoken on many occasions (including the December 1, 2006 broadcast of the Opie and Anthony Show) about Cook performing a bit on an episode of Premium Blend that Rogan claims to have performed earlier in clubs with Cook present.
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[23] .The same piece also noted widespread internet discussion of the similarity between the bits "Struck by a Vehicle," "Itchy Asshole," and "My Son Optimus Prime" from Cook's 2005 album Retaliation and the bits "Guy on a Bike," "Itchy Asshole," and "Kid's Names" from comic Louis C.K.'s 2003 album Live in Houston.^ Dane has two albums: Harmful If Swallowed (2003) and Retaliation (2005).
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^ These bits are similar but certainly not the same.
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^ Cook, whose 2005 double-platinum-selling "Retaliation" album made him the highest-charting comedian in nearly three decades, performs at the arena at 8 p.m.
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[23]
.Jim Breuer talked about Cook's reputation within the comedy industry, saying: "Everyone kills this guy ...^ Why would care sooo much, and through all the trouble of writing a blog about how much you dislike the comedy of Dane Cook.
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^ The guys talk about all the stories we've heard over the past two days and how the money raised will help in the battle to strike out cancer.
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^ As long as they’re talking about the comedy, and fans are finding it and laughing, I don’t give a shit about any of the other stuff.
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.Not one comedian comes on [my Sirius radio show] and says 'I'm so happy for him', which is weird.^ Want to win tickets to one of my shows?
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^ I don’t want to say I was conflicted, because – and not to come off as morbid, but if you knew my folks, they had very wild sense of humor.
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^ YES all comedians have covered all topics but it reminded me that NO ONE has seen or experienced life through my eyes.
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... They can't stand this poor guy." Breuer went on to say that he personally thinks Cook is a "tremendous performer".[24]

Peter Kelamis show

.On July 24, 2006, Cook asked for a guest spot at the Yuk-Yuks comedy club in Vancouver.^ Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs.
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^ Cook's tour focuses on darker topics usually not discussed on a comedy stage, mainly the death of his parents, who died of cancer in 2006 and '07.
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^ July 3, 2006- Dane's mother, Donna Cook died.
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.Initially he was set to go up at the end of the night, but upon arriving at the club he requested to go up before the headliner, Peter Kelamis.^ Am I going to end up in your comedy act, is pretty much the first thing.
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^ Just set up an account and you're good to go.
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^ Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs.
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.Cook went over his allotted time, and after several minutes of the "wrap it up" light flashing, the club cut his microphone and attempted to "play him off" with music.^ I tried listening to some of his stand-up on a road trip, and chose to turn it off and listen to static-filled country music instead.
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^ Rodney Dangerfield, has stolen a few jokes in his time, and it didn't stop him from playing the clubs.
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^ In the Teen Choice Awards 2007, Dane Cook jokingly thanked High School Musical 2, giving them credit for him winning as "Choice Comedian".
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Cook acted as though it was a mistake and continued his set for another five minutes until the process was repeated. Cook then dropped the mic and walked off-stage, furious. .Kelamis then refused to take the stage, and later referred to Cook's actions as "the most arrogant thing that I've ever seen in my life".[25] Mark Breslin, the founder of the comedy club chain, quickly apologized and blamed the club's manager.^ He is simply the single most unfunniest douchebag to ever take a stage.
  • The Superficial - Dane Cook voted 'The Unfunniest Comic' in Boston 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC thesuperficial.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When you write things like “watching him run around on stage, flailing his arms in the air to get his joke across ” and Dane Cook doesn’t sell his jokes.
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^ In the darkest times in my life, I was on a stage sharing."
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.Breslin stated in support of Cook, "I'm on Dane's side totally, 100 percent."^ A defence for Dane Cook « Tales from the side of the road said, .
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^ Dane Cook was listed at #89 in Forbes magazine's Celebrity 100 of 2007.
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^ Bill Hicks did everything Dane Cook does a 100 times better in the ’90s.
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Breslin added that Kelamis was the last show that evening and there was no reason he could not have gone on late, stating "the tradition is that stardom trumps everything".[25]
When asked by People magazine "What's something you did recently you wish you could take back?" Cook responded, "I went onstage and was the rudest, most obnoxious version of myself. .Women came up to me after and said, 'Don't ever say those things again.^ And at the end of the letter it said, as much as I may say some of these things, and do some of these things, it’s all a game.
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^ When I say things like, “he has no jokes,” then comment back with, “his jokes are terrible,” I don’t entirely mean what I say.
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^ Men will say whatever women would agree with just to hook up with said women, therefore they say he’s funny.
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That was horrible!'".[26]

Film

Cook has had small movie roles but his two most noticeable ones are Mystery Men as "The Waffler", and opposite Dennis Rodman in 1999's Simon Sez.[27] Also In 2005 he appeared in the film Waiting... as the assistant chef, Floyd.
.In 2006 Cook starred in his first leading role as the slacker box boy Zack Bradley in Employee of the Month, which co-starred Jessica Simpson and Dax Shepard.^ Dane stars in the 2006 movie, Employee of the Month .
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^ Co-starred with Jessica Simpson in the comedy "Employee of the Month" .
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^ Gulman, the third place finalist on the second season of Last Comic Standing and one of the co-stars of Dane Cook’s 2006 HBO series Tourgasm , should know what he’s in for with NESN’s Comedy All-Stars .
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The movie debuted at #4 just behind Open Season. The movie was made on a $12 million budget, and has earned a little over $28 million in the United States.
In June 2007 Cook co-starred in his first dramatic role as the devious photographer "Mr. Smith" in Mr. Brooks, which starred Kevin Costner. .The film debuted at #4 at the box office, just behind Shrek The Third.^ Dane Cook's 2006 film, Employee of the Month debuted on October 6th, taking in 4,216,360, to come in third behind The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Begining and The Departed .
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The movie grossed $10,017,067 in the opening weekend.[28]
.In September 2007 Cook starred as Dentist Charlie Logan in Good Luck Chuck, which co-starred Jessica Alba and Dan Fogler.^ Good luck Chuck, barrels of laugh.
  • The Hot Blog: Dane Cook: Dumb Around The Edges 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.mcnblogs.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Played the title character in "Good Luck Chuck" opposite Jessica Alba .
  • Dane Cook - Yahoo! TV 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Funny Sports-Related Name Says: September 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pm Cook is awful.
  • Dane Cook Slams Bill Simmons, Boston Braces for Apocalypse | The Big Lead 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC thebiglead.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.The film was the second-highest grossing film (#1 Comedy) at the U.S. box office in its opening weekend, grossing $13.6 million in 2,612 theaters.^ The special attracted 3.2 million viewers, making it the comedy television station's highest-rated and most-watched standup special of the year.
  • Dane Cook finds humor in darkest times on latest tour, coming to Van Andel Arena on Friday | Grand Rapids Entertainment - - MLive.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.mlive.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The film went on to have a total box office tally of approximately $35 million U.S. and $24 million foreign.
.A month later, Cook co-starred as Mitch Burns in Dan In Real Life, which starred Steve Carell.^ Dane co-starred with Steve Carrel in the romantic comedy Dan in Real Life .
  • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Co-starred with Steve Carell in the comedy "Dan in Real Life" .
  • Dane Cook - Yahoo! TV 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love Dane Cook for the same reason I love Mitch Hedberg (who is really a subpar comedian, if you think about it), they have amazing delivery.
  • Dane Cook - The Explosm Fora 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The film grossed $11.8 million in 1,921 theaters its opening weekend, ranking #2 at the box office. As of July 6, 2008, it has grossed $62,745,217.
.In 2008 Cook starred as air purifier call-center supervisor Tank Turner in My Best Friend's Girl with Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, and Alec Baldwin.^ Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs, and myself really kicked the funny around.
  • Dear Diary - Dane Cook's MySpace Blog | www.DANECOOK.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC blogs.myspace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Hot Blog: Dane Cook: Dumb Around The Edges 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.mcnblogs.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dane Cook is my MySpace friend.
  • The Hot Blog: Dane Cook: Dumb Around The Edges 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.mcnblogs.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The 37-year-old comedian also has appeared in several film and television projects, including "Employee of the Month," "Good Luck Chuck" and "My Best Friend's Girl."
  • Comedian Dane Cook to perform at Grand Rapids' Van Andel Arena on Oct. 16 | Grand Rapids Entertainment - - MLive.com 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.mlive.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.The film grossed $8.2 million and debuted at #3 at the box office, just behind Burn After Reading, and got a 50-50 rating on fandango.com.^ Friday Where: Van Andel Arena, 130 W. Fulton St. Tickets: $32.50, $62.50, $102.50 at the arena box office, Ticketmaster outlets, (800) 745-3000, ticketmaster.com .
  • Dane Cook finds humor in darkest times on latest tour, coming to Van Andel Arena on Friday | Grand Rapids Entertainment - - MLive.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.mlive.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Cook confirmed that he auditioned for the role of Captain America for First Avenger: Captain America, although the director, Joe Johnston, did not have him on the short list for the part.^ You can add me to the list of people who have never even seen Dane Cook before (though I did live overseas for awhile--maybe that's why).
  • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Allright, I understand the hatred of Dane Cook, and I agree with PissBoy about the "Fuck Him" part.
  • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think Adam is attractive but "a regular joe" Dane Cook is really attractive and I promise that has to do with him not being liked.
  • The Superficial - Dane Cook voted 'The Unfunniest Comic' in Boston 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC thesuperficial.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Tours

.
  • Tourgasm 2006 (w/ Robert Kelly, Gary Gulman, Jay Davis)
  • Rough Around The Edges Tour 2007
  • Globo Thermo Tour 2009 (w/ Robert Kelly and Al Del Bene) - In a Shave Magazine review of the Globo Thermo tour, Jake Tomlinson expressed that "his live performance quite enjoyable", and gave the concert 4 out of 5 stars.^ I’ve got Bobby Kelly and Al Del Bene, on most of the tour.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ While the audio and video of his live performances don’t meet the quality standards of most commercially released concert discs, it’s hardly the point.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ For more info, check out Gary Gulman’s official site and the NESN Comedy All-Stars page.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Discography

Albums

Year Album Peak chart positions Sales
US US
Heat
US
Indie
US
Comedy
CA
2003 Harmful If Swallowed
  • Released: July 22, 2003
67 19 25 2 -
  • US Sales: 1,215,409
2005 Retaliation
  • Released: July 26, 2005
4 - 1 1 -
  • US Sales: 1,264,748
2007 Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden
  • Released: November 13, 2007
11 - 3 1 20
  • US Sales: 90,000
2009 Isolated Incident
  • Released: May 19, 2009
4 - 22 2 -
  • US Sales: TBA
"—" denotes the album didn't chart.

Other releases

Singles

Year Title Chart positions Album
US Hot 100 US Modern Rock US Mainstream Rock US Pop 100 UK Singles Chart Germany
2006 "I'll Never Be You" - - - 100 - 4 -
2007 "Forward" - - - - - - -
.Cook co-wrote and performed the song "Ruthie Pigface Draper" for the Dan In Real Life movie with Norbert Leo Butz.^ Co-starred with Steve Carell in the comedy "Dan in Real Life" .
  • Dane Cook - Yahoo! TV 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But i have to disagree with you on the acting thing - he was actually very good in 'Dan in Real Life' - a not too funny but still enjoyable movie - it's where his career is going anyway.
  • The Superficial - Dane Cook voted 'The Unfunniest Comic' in Boston 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC thesuperficial.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dane co-starred with Steve Carrel in the romantic comedy Dan in Real Life .
  • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Filmography

Year Title Role Notes
1997 Flypaper Tim
Buddy Fair Cop
1999 [Spiral] David
Simon Sez Nick Miranda
Mystery Men The Waffler
2000 Comedy Central Presents Himself Stand-up comedy series
Episode: June 28, 2000
1999–2001 The Late Show Himself Episode: April 12, 1999
Episode: March 14, 2001
2002 L.A.X. Terrell Chasman
The Touch Bob
2003 Stuck on You Officer Fraioli
8 Guys Dane
Windy City Heat Roman Polanski TV Movie
2004 Mr. 3000 Sausage Mascot Voice
Torque Neal Luff
2005 Waiting... Floyd
London George
2006 Employee of the Month Zack Bradley
2007 Farce of the Penguins Online Penguin Voice
Mr. Brooks Mr. Smith
Good Luck Chuck Chuck/Charlie
Dan in Real Life Mitch Burns
2008 My Best Friend's Girl Tank Turner

References

  1. ^ Time's 100 Most Influential People
  2. ^ "Dane Cook - Not Funny?"
  3. ^ "Overcooked", Salon.com
  4. ^ "Biography for Dane Cook". biography. http://www.biography.com/articles/Dane-Cook-201310. Retrieved 2009-05-14. 
  5. ^ Punchline Magazine interview
  6. ^ a b c Comedy Central.com biodata on Cook
  7. ^ TF.org
  8. ^ Dane Cook breaks comedy endurance record
  9. ^ Dave Chappelle's standup marathon: 6 hours, 12 minutes
  10. ^ Dane Cook breaks Dave Chappelle's endurance record
  11. ^ Dane Cook refines comedy act Jam.canoe.ca
  12. ^ Dane Cook finds humor in darkest times on latest tour, coming to Van Andel Arena on Friday Grand Rapids Press
  13. ^ "Overcooked", Salon.com
  14. ^ Dane Cook: All Aboard the Dane Train, Punchline magazine
  15. ^ "Dane Cook - Not Funny?"
  16. ^ "Overcooked", Salon.com
  17. ^ "Pop Life: The Joke's on Us: How can any comedian get as famous as Dane Cook has with no jokes?" by Rob Sheffield, Rolling Stone, October 19, 2006.
  18. ^ "Ron White Interview" by David Medsker.
  19. ^ Scott the emotional engineer - The Howard Stern Show
  20. ^ http://www.nypost.com/seven/04012008/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm
  21. ^ "The Michigan Daily, "Dane Cook? Not so much."". http://www.michigandaily.com/content/dane-cook-not-so-much. 
  22. ^ "Joe Rogan Exposes Dane Cook"
  23. ^ a b Getlen, Larry. "Take the Funny and Run", Radar magazine, February 14, 2007.Archive copy at the Internet Archive
  24. ^ "Comics Question the Rise of Dane Cook", Free Press Release, November 9, 2006.
  25. ^ a b Guy Macpherson, "Dane Cook Gets the Hook at Yuk Yuk's". The Province, July 25, 2006.
  26. ^ People magazine, November 17, 2008, page 142
  27. ^ IMDb
  28. ^ Mr. Brooks gross earnings
  29. ^ My Best Friend's Girl Fandango rating
  30. ^ "Dane Cook and the Jonas Brothers Auditioned for Captain America Roles?
  31. ^ "Review: Dane Cook Global Thermo Tour". ShaveMagazine.com. http://www.shavemagazine.com/concerts/reviews/091002. 
  32. ^ Dan in Real Life (2007) - Soundtracks

External links

News articles and interviews
  • Cook, Dane. ."Dane Cook Does The Howard Stern Show", November 4, 2009
  • Cook, Dane.^ So, naturally, what does Dane Cook do when faced with a predicament?
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ There are so many good comedians out there and I’m still amazed that Dane Cook is still doing big shows.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Bill Hicks did everything Dane Cook does a 100 times better in the ’90s.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ."Dane Cook: Don't Do These 10 Things at a Concert!".^ How is relating Dane Cook to Robin Williams a bad thing?
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Watching Dane Cook is like watching a Stand-up version of all those crap “like, talk to the hand”, “like, don’t go there” American sitcoms.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ The only thing worse than Dane Cook's crappy comedy is that is is now doing a thriller.
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    SPIN.com, November 2009.
  • Barone, James. ."The Hits Just Keep on Coming: Dane Cook’s Art of Hustle".^ And they hope that they’ll hit and pull a Dane Cook.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Dane Cook's "Rough Around The Edges - Live From Madison Square Garden" CD/DVD hits the streets...
    • Dane Cook Standup Comedy | SPIKE 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

    ^ People don’t understand that a guy like Dane Cook hit because his album hit.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Submerge Magazine, October 2009.
  • Kolakowski, Nick. ."The Reason Your Daughter Just Stole this Magazine: Dane Cook".^ Dane Cook is just like any other comedian, except his routines contain material that MOST people can relate to..
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Dane Cook is the man you just need to take fucking and get the jokes his has alot of good jokes but you just dont get them b/c your a stupid fuck so shut the fuck up and watch it again fucking faggots .
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Basically, in addition to be offensive and inappropriate, aside from the subject matter, YOUR joke was about as funny as Dane Cook.
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Private Air, August 2008.
  • Bensinger, Graham. ."One-on-One w/ Dane Cook".^ I was one of those people who got turned onto Dane Cook right before he became "big" (or bigger, whatever you want to call it).
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ FACT – Dane Cook has the best selling comic album of the last 20 years FACT – Dane Cook was one of the first to utilize the full marketing potential of myspace and used it .
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Peace for spreadin the word, Dane Cook about as funny as a tumor, but not as funny as one of those 300 pound tumors.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ESPN The Magazine, December 2007.
  • Bolohan, Scott. ."People Love to Hate Dane Cook".^ Dane Cook is just like any other comedian, except his routines contain material that MOST people can relate to..
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I was one of those people who got turned onto Dane Cook right before he became "big" (or bigger, whatever you want to call it).
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You can add me to the list of people who have never even seen Dane Cook before (though I did live overseas for awhile--maybe that's why).
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Real Detroit Weekly, November 21, 2007.
  • Gonulsen, Jason. ."There's Only One Dane Cook".^ I was one of those people who got turned onto Dane Cook right before he became "big" (or bigger, whatever you want to call it).
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Are there any – I checked the IMDB before we chatted, I didn’t see any upcoming Dane Cook flicks.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Watching Dane Cook is like watching a Stand-up version of all those crap “like, talk to the hand”, “like, don’t go there” American sitcoms.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Glide Magazine, November 12, 2007.
  • Shmuel Reuven. A Dramatic Turn in Mr. Brooks. .JewReview.net, May 28, 2007.
  • Gladstone, Neil.^ Posted by: DG at May 31, 2007 6:28 PM .
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Posted by: TK at May 31, 2007 10:28 AM .
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    "Sex, Jobs, and Rock 'n' Roll". AOL Comedy, November 2, 2006.
  • Havrilesky, Heather. /"Overcooked". Salon, September 3, 2006.
  • Zoglin, Richard. ."Dane Cook: Standing Out in the Art of Stand-Up.".^ Up Next Dane Cook: Tourgasm - Jay Davis .
    • Dane Cook Standup Comedy | SPIKE 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

    ^ If you bitch about Dane Cook not having jokes then all you’re doing is complimenting him according to how most stand-up comedians think.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Watching Dane Cook is like watching a Stand-up version of all those crap “like, talk to the hand”, “like, don’t go there” American sitcoms.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Time, May 8, 2006. From Time 100 issue.
  • Kharakh, Ben. .Interview with Dane Cook.^ Dane Cook interview by Punchline Magazine on new album from Punchline Magazine on Vimeo .
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Dane Cook: The Isolated Interview (video) .
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    One Trick Pony. January 2006.
  • Casey, Susan. "Everybody Likes Dane". Entertainment Weekly, September 30, 2005.

Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

Dane Cook
.Dane Jeffrey Cook (born 1972-03-18 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American observational stand-up comedian with dark humor, comedic violence, and excitable, high-energy stage presence.^ Dane Cook, stand-up comedian and Arlington native is in the booth for the bottom of the 4th.
  • Joe and Dave with Dane Cook on WEEI 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC audio.weei.com [Source type: General]

^ Interview with comedian Dane Cook .
  • Dane Cook interview 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.bullz-eye.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dane Cook...shut the fuck up.
  • Dane Cook Wants to be The Riddler in Dark Knight Sequel | WorstPreviews.com 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.worstpreviews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Contents

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Harmful If Swallowed (2003)

.
  • I saw this on CNN a few days ago.^ Dane : I saw this on CNN a few days ago.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I just saw this on CNN a few days ago.
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I just saw Cosby two days ago, and he’s still doing those two-hour shows.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    In Florida these cops freaked out. .They shot at this guy 11 times 'cause they said he was holding a grenade.^ They shot at this guy like 15 times 'cause they said they thought he had a grenade.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ That said, I'm still looking forward to seeing what Dane Cook has up his sleeves this time, based upon the guy I talked to after his show in November .

    ^ They can’t stand this poor guy.” – Jim Breuer http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/09/ap/entertainment/mainD8L9R1GG1.shtml .
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    HE WAS EATING A PEAR!! .How do you fuck that up?!^ How do you fuck that up?!
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ See how fucked up you got?
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ It’s just a really fucked up thing, you know?
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH!" *throws pear* "THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!"^ Unless he was eating it like OOOOO THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR! I had one uh job that was kinda cop-like.
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!"
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .
    • Track 7, " Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard "
  • Just go to an airport, stand in front of a person who is waiting for their flight, and stare at them until they notice you are there.^ You stand there.
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ What do you think they have out there?
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You ever go to the mall there, The Galleria?
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .When they look at you, just say "Don't get on the flight" and walk away.^ When they say work what do you … .
    • Joe and Dave with Dane Cook on WEEI 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC audio.weei.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Just say you don’t appreciate his style of comedy.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ...
    • Dane Cook Quotes 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.logan.ws [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .You know they're sitting there going "I don’t think I should get on this fucking flight..^ They were like, You gotta go!
    • INT: Dane Cook - JoBlo.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.joblo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ If you’re not going to be honest about something, they’re going to be honest for you.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ When you think you're drowning.
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    I think an angel just told me not to get on this flight.. Thank you angel wearing jeans!"
    • Track 16, "Pranks"
  • I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.
    • Track 20, "Nightmare"

Tourgasm (2006)

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  • When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you.^ They were like, You gotta go!
    • INT: Dane Cook - JoBlo.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.joblo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ And then you go like this.
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ If you would like me to go on, McBastard, I will.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...^ I wonder why, with all of that money he probably has, he can't just, you know, hire someone to walk his dog and clean up after.
    • Dane Cook Officially Has No Redeeming Qualities - MamaPop™.com 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.mamapop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ That just happens to be where you can also purchase my CD/DVD Dane Cook : Harmful If Swallowed .
    • Paragon Music Magazine - Dane Cook Interview 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.paragonmag.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ He's got the buds in his ears and I don't know what you're listening to that makes you do that f**king walk, just a tambourine or maracas?

    (sigh) "I wasn't invited to this party." .But then, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party, going "Where's my jacket?^ They were like, You gotta go!
    • INT: Dane Cook - JoBlo.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.joblo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Yeah then you're like, .
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Like, you’re not wrong.
    • Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny | Misanthropy Today 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.misanthropytoday.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    I wanna get outta here. where's my jacket? I been to this party six years and I wanna see other parties! Where's my jacket. .Someone shit on the coats.^ Reply Score = 0 Apart from the "Someone shit on the coats" bit, it's hard to relate to the guy and this lil' diddy re-enforces my will to want to avoid this guy.
    • New Dane Cook - "Forward" - Video - Stereogum 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC stereogum.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • New Dane Cook - "Forward" - Video - Stereogum 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC stereogum.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Play Register to Add to Favorites Dane Cook - Someone Shit On The Coats .
    • Comedian: Dane Cook | The Laugh Button | Comedy Online - Stand Up Comedy 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC thelaughbutton.com [Source type: General]

    .I think someone shit on, about, or around the coats."
  • Time machine...^ It's about time someone finally tells one of these bimbettes they ain't cute.
    • Dane Cook Didn't Mean That | Dlisted 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC dlisted.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Sure it would have...because thinking about Koalas running a train is funny as shit.
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ NY Times every Sunday, or, better yet, how about why anybody on the planet actually thinks Dane Cook is funny ...
    • Dane Cook Quotes 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.logan.ws [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. .You know what I would do?^ You try to bring your hand in, "OOOOOO! I HATE STEAM! WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUCKS!" You know what would be the worst??
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Honestly, if you are a fan of comedy you would know that this happens all the time.
    • Dane Cook - The Explosm Fora 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ They would be like, Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me.^ Personal lives editors say thank you for having me here and in -- he's so far back in the -- now that his right puts on my lap."
    • Joe and Dave with Dane Cook on WEEI 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC audio.weei.com [Source type: General]

    ^ John Mayer would talk baby talk in bed and was always begging her to experiment — he wanted her to go to sex parties “just to look.” .
    • Cele|bitchy » Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.celebitchy.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Every Sunday, every Sunday my dad made us get up and go to mass and you had to get there what?
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass *smack* I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!!^ Dane Cook : Officer, I wanted to let you know that if it helps with your investigation, I was in my kitchen, and I heard it, so I came out.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ "Officer, uh, I'm sorry, I just want you to know, if it helps in your investigation, I was in my kitchen and I heard it so I came out.
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Just Say No We know it must be tempting to say yes to everything that comes your way when you break through.
    • How Dane Cook Can Salvage His Career | PopEater.com 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.popeater.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *smack* IM FROM THE FUTURE!! .AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • I've heard on the news that they are thinking of putting microchips inside babies so that if they ever get kidnapped that you can track them on Google.^ What do you think they have out there?
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Although I think I've heard of worse...
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ They can't go around mutilating stuffed animals and kidnapping babies.
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    But what if technology fails? .Well here is my solution: next to the microchip, put a fucking detonator.^ Personal lives editors say thank you for having me here and in -- he's so far back in the -- now that his right puts on my lap."
    • Joe and Dave with Dane Cook on WEEI 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC audio.weei.com [Source type: General]

    ^ I would just stand outside and watch it burn with everybody else and the woman next to me would be like 'PLEASE! MY SON! HE'S SCREAMING IN THERE!" and I'd be like 'Well he's probably on fire.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ AHHHH! And this is my favorite, someone always writes MIKE WAS HERE. and then someone else puts an arrow and writes mike is a fa***t.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Listen, if I can't have my baby, nobody can!!!
  • You told your mother I was gonna blow you up with a fucking pumpkin bomb?^ See how fucked up you got?
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Stand up comedy is my baby.
    • INT: Dane Cook - JoBlo.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.joblo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I can say to my wife: ‘Your mother gave you everything.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    What did she say?" "She. Was. Terrified. .She wants me to move home."
  • I invite her back to my apartment, or as I call it, the "Death Star."^ And once that special was kind of out there in the world, I went back to the lab, so to speak, and wanted to come at my comedy from a different perspective.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    I'm still working on it, it's not completely operational.

Vicious Circle (HBO, 2006)

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  • We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
  • By the way, I say God bless you when someone sneezes..^ God help you if you're in a nursery!
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ God i hate you all.
    • Steal this Joke: Louis C.K. vs. Dane Cook vs. Steve Martin | Dead-Frog - A Comedy Blog 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.dead-frog.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ...
    • Dane Cook Quotes 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.logan.ws [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I never say bless you.^ I did think one of his jokes was funny that I heard: he's in a post office in line, the guy behind him sneezes on him, so he says "God bless you."

    ^ You would never in a million blogs say anything to anyones face you scared kitty.
    • Cele|bitchy » Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.celebitchy.com [Source type: General]

    ^ You actually get so offended by what 2 people you've never met nor will ever meet have to say, that you would actually come to the conclusion not to come to this site anymore....
    • Dane Cook Wants to be The Riddler in Dark Knight Sequel | WorstPreviews.com 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.worstpreviews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Do you want to know why?^ Yet it sends the wrong message about our movie and I just wanted you to know, that I feel the pain.
    • Dear Diary - Dane Cook's MySpace Blog | www.DANECOOK.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC blogs.myspace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook is Assy | CelebWarship 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.celebwarship.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Cele|bitchy » Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.celebitchy.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Dane Cook : Officer, I wanted to let you know that if it helps with your investigation, I was in my kitchen, and I heard it, so I came out.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I wanted to do a massive tour and meet a lot of the people who've sent e-mails that started, "I know you'll never come here, but ..."
    • Dane Cook is a rock star - Life - NewsObserver.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.newsobserver.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Because I'm not the Lord! I can't do that . . . .I'm just a messenger for the big guns up stairs.^ Then, what if you found a circle where there was no fire, but the second you came up, a big dude just punched you in the face.
    • Dane Cook Trivia and Quotes on TV.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Dane Cook Quotes and Trivia at MovieTome 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Then, What if you found a circle where there was no fire, but the second you came up a big dude just punched you in the face "Get back in the fiery water!
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .And I never say gesundheit, who even says that?^ You can add me to the list of people who have never even seen Dane Cook before (though I did live overseas for awhile--maybe that's why).
    • I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook. | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .GESUNDHEIT! I felt like I'm honoring Hitler or something, Like I'll end up on the History Channel because someone sneezed.
  • Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment.^ It just comes out, ready?
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're like "come on.
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Yeah I try to mix it up and others the adult stuff and there's certainly that comes out of nightclubs but you know when you broke with a big family like that you're gonna you're gonna have to touch on both sides so I'm glad you heard the between -- if they typically -- some little thing quickly I also have five sisters -- the all younger.
    • Joe and Dave with Dane Cook on WEEI 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC audio.weei.com [Source type: General]

    .Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."
  • Who doesn't like movies?^ Continue reading "Dane Cook doesn't like his new movie poster" » .

    ^ Men will say whatever women would agree with just to hook up with said women, therefore they say he’s funny.
    • Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny | Misanthropy Today 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.misanthropytoday.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Also, I noticed that Cook doesn't have another completed movie lined up.
    • The Hot Blog: Dane Cook: Dumb Around The Edges 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.mcnblogs.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?"^ But not a big deal, I will go see any movie you are in.
    • Dear Diary - Dane Cook's MySpace Blog | www.DANECOOK.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC blogs.myspace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Where are you seeing your movies?
    • Quint, Dane Cook and Jessica Alba talk GOOD LUCK CHUCK and Vagina Pirates!!! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Reply use the ticket price to rent some older "stand-ups" movies and you will get to see the original jokes with better delivery...its true.
    • Beehive Poll: Is Dane Cook funny? - fresnobeehive.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC fresnobeehive.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    "Fuck that and fuck your movies! It’s ridiculous, the whole idea of it! It’s just wrong and fake and no!"
  • Now let's fight for three days because I'm bored!

Rough Around the Edges (2007)

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  • The reason I like to watch stuff about the Civil War is because I believe that I was in the Civil War.^ Sometimes I get crap for turning over my stuff so fast but the truth is it's because guys like Carlin and Rock taught me that is the right way to approach your comedy.
    • Dane Cook's MySpace Blog | www.DANECOOK.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC blogs.myspace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're making it seem as if the main reason you don't like Dane Cook is because you think you're above that kind of humour.
    • Dane Cook - The Explosm Fora 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Originally Posted by Pelican Man You're making it seem as if the main reason you don't like Dane Cook is because you think you're above that kind of humour.
    • Dane Cook - The Explosm Fora 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    I went to a clairvoyant and she told me in a past life, she goes "You were in the Civil War." And I said I feel this. .Because when I watch programs about the Civil War, sometimes, I feel like I know people.^ I don’t know about the plagiarims part, but if people like him, let them like him.
    • Dane Cook, the most overrated entertainer of the decade. « The Stand-Up Comedy Blog 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC standupcomedy.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Yet it sends the wrong message about our movie and I just wanted you to know, that I feel the pain.
    • Dane Cook's MySpace Blog | www.DANECOOK.com 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC blogs.myspace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • the comic's comic: Dane Cook 19 January 2010 9:54 UTC thecomicscomic.typepad.com [Source type: General]
    • Dane Cook is Assy | CelebWarship 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.celebwarship.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Cele|bitchy » Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.celebitchy.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Do they kind of know that anything that happens between you two can be fair game for millions of people to hear about?
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    I'm like "There's James!" "Lloyd! .I would know you, you fangle-tooth motherfucker!^ You try to bring your hand in, "OOOOOO! I HATE STEAM! WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUCKS!" You know what would be the worst??
    • Lyrics From Dane Cook 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC www.scribd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I did this thing where I used to use the tip of my– you know, thing, and that’s all I would give her.
    • Dane Cook : Punchline Magazine – Comedy News, Comedy Blog, and all things in Stand Up Comedy - Comedy News, Comedy Blog, Comedy Reviews and all things in Stand Up Comedy. 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC punchlinemagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Honestly, if you are a fan of comedy you would know that this happens all the time.
    • Dane Cook - The Explosm Fora 31 January 2010 12:32 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Go build that railroad."

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