PLEASE WIKIPEDIA DO NOT DELETE THIS I BEG YOU

This is not an article on me, it is about a fake character.


From birth, Johnny was recognized to be an extraordinary child. He accomplished such amazing feats as potty-training and walking by the young age of 2. As he grew, so did his powers.

At the tender age of 4, he realized that he was destined to be great. He saw things that no one else saw, such as naked woman on adult-rated websites.

At the age of 5, he had already grouped up a "posse." They roamed the streets, catching unfortunate citizens, and stealing their pokemon cards, and often beating them to death with a steak.

At 6, his parents sent him to Harvard University, to major in the field of Genetics. He found out how baby's were made, and was eager to try out the tactic himself. He forced many a teenage girl to lose their virginity.

At 8, He graduated from Harvard, earning a PH.D in Genetics. He got a job in the Baby Making Company. He had a job doing what he was best at.

When he turned 11, he was married to a wonderful boy named Eduardo. He and Eduardo had many children, named Jill, Bill, Phil, Krill, Schmill, and Pill. They all became prostitutes at the age of 4.

As he grew older, his powers waned, and one day he died from butt cancer. The End.