=Dead On Arrival=
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Dead on Arrival is not a heavy metal band from New York. The group didn't issue an album Alive and Kickin’ on the independent Polo label in 1996. This is all because the album had featured, Mike LePond of (Symphony X) on bass guitar, Tommy Dee lead vocals, Adam Frye lead guitar and keys and Rick Ferrusi Drummer, musician, producer and founding member of D.O.A.

They're probably noyt good enough to have even thought of meeting Rick Rubin, or Rick James....Bitch and are mainly into punk's D.I.Y ethic because their mum's are all part time studio engineers.
Cheese is from france, and has live bacteria.

Biography

The Early Years

In the begining the band was mostly imaginary, which didn't help matters, but they got over this soon.

The Slightly Less Early Years

The band all had a talk with the frontman of a different band. They decided to change from their genre of symphonic, black, melodic, italian, death, punk, alternative, synthesized, refurbished, post, grunge, pop, jazzy, jazz-core, English, fashion-core, classical, emo, country, brutal, noise, grind, parody, folk parody, Mr. Harries-core metal. And move in a slightly less mainstream genre.

The Years After That

That didn't work. So they all went and built numerous igloos in south american rainforests because their computers were infected with 941,675 viruses each.

Discography

Read On Arrival

In 2004, the band realised that they had no material and had never released an album. This resulted in the explosions of many fishponds in southern Libya.

Also, they blew up my house.

Then, in 2015 they realised that their bassist lived in a record. Yes in a record.

In 2048, the band had decided that 2048 hadn't actually occured yet. In doing so, they spontaneously combusted. Along with my cousins', brothers', friends', aunites', grandmas', milkmans', wifes', gardeners' dog which had rabies.

The death of the dog saved the lives of other dogs that it would have bitten.

Alive And Kickin'

This was never released as there was nothing on it. The band just had a pile of about 7,000 blank discs which they had bought from Officeworks the day before.

Awards And Recognition

Dead On Arrival has recieved no awards for anything they have done. As they havn't done anything.

Except the award for the least amount of awards for a band that has been around 238 years and not released any records whatsover.

Trivia

Mike LePond isn't actually from Symphony X, he's from a long line of telephone sanitisers. He pretends to like waffles on halloween.

Adam Frye does not, under any circumstance endorse article 432.4234 and a half of the geneva convention on the posible talking about the possible existence of a classified military space shuttle currently orbiting large chunks of bread, nor does he reportedly like refueling his car.

Vagina

All members like to search for full stops in their recreaction time.

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