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Founded: 14 March 2008.
Purpose: Charitable foundation to educate the masses

The debt squad is something of a general knowledge institution in Dublin. Known for roaming the streets late at night imparting interesting if ireelevant information on anybody who cares to listen, and indeed on those that don't. The debt squad was the brain child of an Irish-Italian pastor. Having spent a considerable amount of time amongst the poor and the drug using element of Dublin society he couldn't help but notice one constant, the vacant look people had on their faces. The debt squad was registered as a charitable foundation with the goal of "impressing intelligence upon the indigenous irascibles of Dublin's inner city". Although the pastor initially found it difficult to recruit members to help further his goals, fortune was to be his friend. An upcoming table quiz afforded the kick start his recruitment drive required and at the time of writing the pastors group numbers four people.

The groups members:
The Pastor: Irish - Italian. Born circa 1979, fled Italy in the early part of the century when the first murmurs of match fixing involving Juventus began to surface. Known to drink an espresso in celebration every time he answers a question correctly. [No known photo]
The Third Policeman: Cycling enthusiast and flann o'brien walkalike. Born circa 1981. It is thought that his knowledge comes to him while out cycling on his bike. Especially intolerant to drug use amongst the masses.

The Bride: Conservative canine owner. Known to sail to work from swords and previously Portmarnock. Once had a claim for squatters rights in Tomangoes thrown out by the courts. Famously convinced her work to run a wedding rehearsal under the guise of a Christmas party. A sympathetic ear to those less fortunate but believes they should all be “locked up” nonetheless.

The liberty fashion. Mysterious learned Corkonian, of Limerick heritage. Always has a gin and tonic to hand. Famously remarked “well if they dressed a little better, perhaps they might have more chance of finding work”. Will only tie the knot if the ring weighs over 1kg and the credit card has no shopping limit.







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