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Destroy All Humans!
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North American cropped boxart
Developer(s) Pandemic Studios
Publisher(s) THQ
Distributor(s) Sega (Japan)
Series Destroy All Humans!
Engine Havok (physics)
Aspect ratio 4:3
Native resolution 480i (SDTV)
480p (EDTV)
Platform(s) PlayStation 2, Xbox, Xbox 360,(Compatible), Mobile phone
Release date(s) NA June 21, 2005[1]

EU June 24, 2005[1]
JP February 22, 2007

Genre(s) Third person shooter
Adventure
Mode(s) Single player
Rating(s) ESRB: T (Teen)
BBFC 15
PEGI 12+

Destroy All Humans! is a video game developed by Pandemic Studios and published by THQ. It was released for the Xbox and PlayStation 2 computer entertainment systems on June 21, 2005.[1] The game is set 1957 in the U.S. and parodies the lifestyles, pop culture, and politics of this time period. The player controls Cryptosporidium 137 (an obvious reference to the protozoan parasite Cryptosporidium), a member of the Furon race of aliens, who has come to Earth to harvest DNA from humans to continue the cloning process of his species. Destroy All Humans! is an open world game.

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Plot

The game begins with a Furon, Cryptosporidium-136,hovering over a launch site with military personals testing a rocket. when it is launched and destroys Cryptospiridium-136 ship being destroyed and Crypto-136 being fataly wounded, later he is captured by the U.S. Army. Some time later, Cryptosporidium-137 travels to Earth, seemingly at first to rescue 136. Crypto arrives at Turnipseed Farm in the midwest, where he at first mistakes cows for Earth's dominant life-form. The Majestic agency is alerted to the Furon presence when Crypto decimates an army brigade passing through the area. Orthopox, communicating with Crypto through a hologram like device, then reveals to Crypto that their mission on Earth is to extract human brain stems, which contain Furon DNA handed down to them by Furon scouts eons ago when the Furons stopped on Earth for "shore leave" following the Martian wars.

Crypto uses psychokinesis on a police vehicle

After several missions in the Midwestern town of Rockwell and the California suburb of Santa Modesta, Crypto and Orthopox become aware of the Majestic, and begin crippling government attempts to stop them by performing acts such as destroying Area 42 (a parody of Area 51) with an atomic bomb and killing General Armquist. Throughout the game, Crypto's various acts are covered up by the government and media, which attribute them either to freak accidents or communism.

The game climaxes in Capitol City (a parody of Washington, D.C.), where Crypto assassinates President Huffman (a parody of president truman) and massacres most of the US Congress in a scene similar to the movie Mars Attacks!. Soon, the U.S. government seemingly surrenders to the Furons. Crypto meets Silhouette, leader of Majestic, in front of the Capitol. After a brief scuffle with Silhouette, Crypto discovers that "he" is a woman. Silhouette unveils the Roboprez, which is a towering mech controlled by President Huffman's brain. Crypto defeats Roboprez in his flying saucer, and then defeats Silhouette in a final battle at the Octagon (a parody of The Pentagon). As Silhouette dies, she reveals that there are other Majestic divisions all over the world. Crypto, however, is confident that without Silhouette's leadership, Majestic will be totally powerless to resist the Furon takeover.

The game ends with Huffman making a televised speech, assuring America that the recent events were the work of communists, who have poisoned the U.S. water supply, and that as a result testing centers have been set up all across the country to scan people for harmful toxins. People are then shown being herded by Army soldiers into strange machines, apparently for brain stem extraction. Huffman is then revealed to be Crypto in disguise.

Characters

Furons: Coming from the planet Furon in the Proxima Centauri system, the Furons are aliens that have a similar appearance to Greys, aside from having mouths full of sharp teeth. Furons are named after diseases (such as Cryptosporidium), and are a highly advanced race who use their technology for science and war. Unregulated atomic weaponry caused a fatal mutation in the Furon race whereby they could no longer reproduce due to their lack of genitalia. Using their advanced biotechnology, they began cloning themselves, rendering each Furon virtually immortal, memories and personality somehow being transferred to each new clone. However, with each new clone errors appeared in the genetic material, leading to unpredictable results. Without an infusion of uncorrupted Furon DNA, they will clone themselves into extinction.

Setting

Destroy All Humans! is set in the United States in the 1950s and consists of six settings; Turnipseed Farm (a midwestern farm community), Rockwell (a North Dakota town), Santa Modesta (a California suburb), Area 42 (a parody of Area 51), Union Town (an Eastern seaboard industrial city) and Capital City (a parody of Washington, D.C.). Nearly all buildings and structures in these environments can be destroyed, and humans can become alarmed by Crypto's presence at these locations. While some run or hide, others are armed and fight back. An alert system, much like Grand Theft Auto's "wanted level" denotes how much attention Crypto has attracted. Depending on the alert level police, military, and eventually the Majestic will attempt to defend civilians from Crypto.

Military technology in the game is depicted as being far more advanced than it actually was 1950s, with the US Army having possession of sentry guns, automated anti-air batteries, tesla coils, and mechanized walkers. The Majestic group also seems to be equipped with energy weapons, possibly reverse-engineered Furon technology.

The hub of the game is the Furon mothership in orbit around Earth, which greatly resembles the alien mothership from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. From there players can receive missions, upgrade weapons, and view unlocked content. This is also the portal to each of the game's Earth settings.

Gameplay

Orthopox on the Furon mothership

In Destroy All Humans!, players assume the role of Cryptosporidium 137 (Crypto for short), a warrior and member of the Furon alien race. After centuries of warfare against inferior species using unchecked nuclear weaponry left their species impotent and without genitalia, the Furons were unable to sexually reproduce and became forced to turn to cloning as means of reproduction, as well as a process by which to achieve immortality. However, after generations of clones, the Furon DNA is degrading, and each clone is becoming less and less stable.

Fortunately for the Furons, one of their scout ships came across Earth many millennia ago while returning from destroying the martians. The Furon space travelers impregnated the "nubile" ancestors of the human race to "let off a little steam", inserting a strand of Furon DNA into the human gene pool.

Because of this each human contains a small amount of Furon DNA in their genetic code. Crypto is sent to Earth to harvest this DNA from human brain stems, locate and rescue his previous clone, Cryptosporidium-136, and spearhead a Furon invasion of Earth. The game is set up in a sandbox fashion. The player has a selection of weapons and mental abilities at their disposal, as well as access to Crypto's flying saucer. Destroy All Humans! implements the Havok physics engine, allowing for ragdoll effects on bodies and destructible environments.

Features

Crypto decimates a department store in his saucer

Crypto possesses advanced Furon weaponry in both his flying saucer and on his person. The saucer is equipped with a Death Ray which can burn humans, vehicles, and buildings; the "Abducto Beam", an obvious abduction ray; the Quantum Deconstructor; a highly powerful weapon that can launch highly built radioactive bombs that melt the blast radius victims like acid; and the "Sonic Boom", a bomb that can explode on contact and shock the blast radius like a super earthquake. On foot Crypto has an arsenal of four weapons, of which include the Zap-O-Matic, a gun that emits an electric charge, shocking its victims; the Anal Probe, a powerful rod that goes into the victim's rectum and pulls out a DNA enriched brain: the Disintegrator Ray, which burns its victims into a pile of ash; and the Ion Detonator, the Furon equivalent of a grenade launcher. He also is equipped with an upgradable jet pack to help him traverse short distances.

The Furons have a psychokinetic ability nicknamed HoloBob to imitate the appearance of any nearby human. This allows a Furon to travel amongst humans unnoticed. The HoloBob requires PSI energy, called "concentration" in the game, which can be continually replenished by reading the thoughts of unknowing humans or other animals. This disguise is not without flaw, as the Majestic have the ability to see through and destroy the disguise. Crypto will flash red when near a Majestic agent; if he comes too close, the disguise will vanish. Additionally, he is able to use an ability known as PK or PsychoKinesis that allows one to psychokinetically move objects around.

Concept, sequels and spinoffs

The game was conceived of by Matt Harding[2] while he was working at Pandemic Studios following Microsoft's rejection of a more family-friendly game concept. Harding never worked on the game, since he "didn't want to spend two years of [his] life writing a game about killing everyone". He left soon after on his Asian walkabout, and began recording some of the footage that eventually became the "Where The Hell Is Matt" videos.[3]

Due to the game's success several sequels have been made: Destroy All Humans! 2, which takes place in the 1960s and marks the first time Crypto invades across the globe, Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed, a spinoff set in the 1970s in which Pox and Crypto run a fast-food chain, and Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon, which also takes place in the 1970s and begins with Crypto and Pox running a lucrative gambling casino called the "Space Dust".

On October 26, 2005, THQ announced that Fox Broadcasting has purchased the rights to the game and is planning a computer-animated comedy, based on the game, to air in prime time.[4] Jim Dauterive, previously of King of the Hill, will be a writer and executive producer of the TV version of Destroy All Humans! As of January 2010 nothing has been unveiled. The show is also referenced in Destroy All Humans! 2, in the Salad Days bonus video, in which Pox and Crypto reminisce on the past game, and talk about the possibilities of the game's future.

Reception

 Reception
Aggregate scores
Aggregator Score
GameRankings 77% (based on 83 reviews)[5]
Metacritic 76% (based on 62 reviews)[6]
Review scores
Publication Score
1UP.com C+[7]
IGN 7.0/10[8]
Team Xbox 8.5/10[9]
GameZone 7.7/10[10]
GameTrailers 7.8/10[11]
UGO A[12]

The game was released to generally positive reviews, receiving an average of 77% on GameRankings[5] and 76% on Metacritic.[6] IGN praised the presentation of the game, stating "Phenomenal. Good behind the scenes extras. Great cutscenes. Excellent layout. Really, nicely done."[8] Team Xbox cited excellent graphics, saying that "Destroy All Humans! is delightful to gaze at.".[9] GameZone enjoyed the depth of destruction: "the levels themselves have the potential for a lot of damage". IGN thought the game could use a more in-depth stealth aspect: "As it happens, not developing stealth to its fullest potential turns out to be one part of a greater underlying problem with Destroy All Humans"[8]

References

  1. ^ a b c "Destroy All Humans!". GameTrailers. http://www.gametrailers.com/game/313.html. Retrieved 2008-12-22. 
  2. ^ "Matthew Harding". MobyGames. Archived from the original on 2008-07-10. http://www.webcitation.org/5ZDVnibB0. Retrieved 2008-07-10. 
  3. ^ Harding, Matt (2008-12-22). "Where The Hell Is Matt: About Matt". pp. lecture part 1 of 3. http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about.shtml. Retrieved 2008-08-26. 
  4. ^ Surette, Tim (2008-12-22). "Crypto 137 to entertain all humans!". GameSpot. http://www.gamespot.com/news/6136587.html. Retrieved 2005-09-26. 
  5. ^ a b "Destroy All Humans Reviews". GameRankings. 2008-12-22. http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/920590.asp?q=Destroy%20All%20Humans. Retrieved 2008-12-22. 
  6. ^ a b "Destroy All Humans". Metacritic. 2008-12-20. http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbx/destroyallhumans2?q=destroy%20all%20humans%202. Retrieved 2008-12-20. 
  7. ^ 1UP Staff (2005-06-24). "Destroy All Humans! (Xbox)". 1UP.com. http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3141689&did=1. Retrieved 2008-12-22. 
  8. ^ a b c Sulic, Ivan (2005-06-20). "Destroy All Humans - Some people call me a space cowboy.". IGN. http://xbox.ign.com/articles/627/627510p1.html. Retrieved 2008-12-22. 
  9. ^ a b Nardozzi, Dale (2005-06-20). "Destroy All Humans! Review (Xbox)". Team Xbox. http://reviews.teamxbox.com/xbox/952/Destroy-All-Humans/p1/. Retrieved 2008-12-22. 
  10. ^ Valentino, Nick (2005-06-30). "Destroy All Humans 2 Review". GameZone. http://xbox.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r29299.htm. Retrieved 2008-12-22. 
  11. ^ "Destroy All Humans! - GT Video Review". GameTrailers. 2005-06-29. http://www.gametrailers.com/player/6659.html. Retrieved 2008-12-22. 
  12. ^ Harper, Kareem. "Destroy All Humans (THQ)". UGO. http://www.ugo.com/channels/games/features/destroyallhumans/review.asp. Retrieved 2008-12-30. 

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Destroy All Humans! is a video game developed by Pandemic Studios and published by THQ. The player controls Cryptosporidium-137, a member of the Furon race of aliens, who has come to Earth to harvest DNA from humans to continue the cloning process of his species.

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Cryptosporidium

  • Any of those monkeys try to mess with me and I'll rip 'em a new asshole!
  • [about a cow] But they're covered in nipples!
  • What's shakin', Pox? You look a little... what's the word... constipated.
  • Alright monkeys, you want a war, you got a war.
  • Don't get mad, get sadistic.
  • I think this calls for the JUMBO PROBE.
  • I've gotta rescue me - him - he's gotta rescue me - I mean we gotta - I gotta - brains, man - WHEN DO I GET TO BLOW THINGS UP?!
  • [Disguised as President Huffman] The truth is, America has been invaded though not by little green men, but red and the invaders are definitely of this Earth. America has been invaded by Communists.
  • Attention humans. I am Cryptosporidium of the planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire. Resist THIS.
  • No more blowing stuff up?
  • Pathetic Humans!

Orthopox

  • (After letting the game sit for a while) Well, it's your electric bill. You could turn the console off you know. Haven't you ever heard of global warming?
  • (After letting the game sit for a while) Oh don't mind me, I'm only a fictional character in a simulated universe, after all. I have nothing better to do, really. I'm just made up of a bunch of electrons floating around your console, and a few hundred kilobytes of data stored on your DAH disk... DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!!!
  • (After letting the game sit for a while) Didn't anyone tell you? The name of the game is "DESTROY ALL HUMANS!", not "SCREW AROUND ON THE MOTHERSHIP!"
  • (After letting the game sit for a while) Why don't you hurry up and eat you fish and chips and watch your television?!
  • [in Mothership if left idle] Take a step outside the Mothership. There's a whole planet filled with humans just waiting to be stepped on!
  • [if the player can't afford upgrades] If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. (a reference to Pink Floyd's "A Brick In The Wall")
  • [if the player can't afford upgrades] Oh, and I suppose you think I'm just going to hand over upgrades for a song?!
  • Crypto! That human law-enforcement officer is attempting an unauthorized entry of your spacecraft! If those peabrains were to get their hands on your QUANTUM DECONSTRUCTOR, they could rip a hole in the spacetime continuum!!! Oh, the Furonity! VAPORIZE THEM, CRYPTO!!!
  • Oh no! The crackpot is dead. Now you have no choice, you have to find Bert Wither on your own!
  • Brains? ... Healthy green glow? ... THOSE HUMAN FOOLS! Clearly, they've genetically altered these pathetic gasbags and turned them into RADIOACTIVE EXPLODING ZOMBIE COWS! Show them the folly of their mad science!
  • I didn't clone you to think, Crypto.
  • Oh, how cute! Robo-Prez is all hurt, and he's picking up his brain-stem and heading home! Poor little Robo-Prez! Everyone is so mean to him! FOLLOW HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND CRUSH HIM LIKE A TIN CAN IN A TRASH COMPACTOR!
  • We cannot allow Sleepy Ernst to turn humanity into his own supply of science guinea-pigs! They should be OUR guinea-pigs!
  • Crypto, it's an ambush! Circle the wagons! Throw me a shotgun! Get the womenfolk inside-- Oh, I must stop watching human television. Ah, screw it. DESTROY THEM ALL!
  • [about the saucer] Here's the keys, and do be careful with this on, 00-- I mean, Crypto.
  • The humans are trying to stop my film! KILL THE BASTARDS! Have they no appreciation for art?
  • We can subjugate the humans to the reign of the Furon Empire! AHAHAHAHAHA- [coughs]
  • Hmmm... passengers and compounds appear to made of carbon components. They must have gotten the soylent-green leather interior. Pricey option.
  • They've sent in their cyborgs! Can Steve Austin be far behind?
  • I detect military units approaching from the south... with my Military Unit Detector-O-Tron! Oh, just take my word for it!
  • We can peer into the minds of lower life forms via the cortex scan. Rip the illiterate thoughts from their pathetic little brains!!!!
  • So what would you like to upgrade, you little ball of unbridled aggression?
  • [after Crypto scans a cow] "Moo"? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one!
  • What we need to do is find the dumbest most malleable human in the area. Admittedly, the competition will be fierce. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SCAN THEM ALL!
  • [in reference to the zombie cows] They must have gathered them for study. Can't imagine what they hope to learn.

Majestic Agents

  • Aww, dammit, this fire's gonna ruin my suit!
  • Come back, so I can slap you on a dissection table!
  • Polly wanna goddamn craker?!
  • [if shot at with anal probe] Ahh! You freak, leave my butt alone!
  • I know what you're thinking, ladies. And yes, I'm available.
  • Boy do I look good-- Scratch that, I look REAL good!
  • I have to report to Hoover again. Please, GOD, let him be wearing pants this time!
  • Why does Silhouette give me these jobs? I wonder if it's because I hit on her at the Christmas party?... Oh, wait, no one's supposed to know Silhouette's a chick. Scratch that thought.
  • I could take that guy. And that guy. And her.

Others

  • Crazy Scientist: I heard that the dolphins are doing a good job contacting the extraterrestrials. I heard that from the mice! (a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
  • Farmer Turnipseed: Shoo! I ain't heard anything like that since my Uncle Cletus injured himself at a post Thanksgiving party in '42.
  • U.S Army Soldier: C'mon, you glory hounds! You wanna live forever?! Let's stop that little commie! Find him, neutralize him!
  • Mutant Government Agent: One... plus... one... equal... window! Hurr... hurr...
  • Mutant Government Agent: Think... hurt... Ouch!
  • Mutant Government Agent: Must... kill... "Mupersan"!
  • Mutant Government Agent: [being levitated] Up... up... and away!!
  • Crazy Hobo: The end is nigh! It's... really, really nigh!
  • Crazy Hobo: Oh, who am I kidding? The end isn't nigh. What does "nigh" mean, anyway?
  • Crazy Hobo: The electricity; it speakes to me! So does that trashcan. Oh, and the small birdies.
  • Tannoy: Attention, space freak. You are completely surrounded. You have exactly ten seconds to drop your weapons and hypnotize yourself into a coma. 10... 9... 8... 7654321! GODDAMN FIRE!!!
  • Scientist: If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. Heh.
  • Capitol City Civilian: This town is getting way too crowded. A million people is just too much. It would be great if something just came along and swept everything away with, say, a super-heated deathray...
  • Soldier: [while on fire] Requesting permission to roll around in the dirt, SIR!
  • Soldier: Soldier would wish to report he is on fire, SIR!
  • Soldier: [seeing Crypto in area 42] No children allowed here!!
  • Scientist: [in reference to the Nuclear bomb] I sincerely hope that we do not have to use this weapon in battle. On the other hand, if we do, IT'S GOING TO LOOK WICKED COOL!
  • Scientist: [in reference to the Nuclear bomb] This device could kill a million Communists in the blink of an eye! Papa would be so proud...
  • Farmer: Think about baseball. Think about baseball. Oh, Rock Hudson. NO, DAMMIT! Think about baseball! Think about baseball!...
  • Soldier: Y'know, it occurs to me. What if we shouldn't be messing around with nuclear explosives? What if we're just not ready? Maybe man was not meant to flirt with his own annihilation in such a cavalier way without at least first developing the ethnical maturity to use such awesome power... Aw, what the hell? Nuke 'em all and let God sort it out!
  • Cop:: Attention, please step away from the flaming police officer. That is all, thank you for your cooperation.
  • Cop: To serve and protect, to serve and protect, to serve and protect, to swerve and defect, to... curve and perfect.. dammit, I lost it!
  • Cop: Calling all backup! We have a 1052: officer being levitated!
  • Cop: Bill of Rights? Who the hell needs a Bill of Rights?! I'm Bill, and I'm right!
  • Cop: Nightstick: check! Taking bribes from local gangster: check! Sense of moral superiority over fellow citizens: check! Time to arrest me some peeps!
  • Cop: Now if only I could find a cowboy, an Indian and a construction worker, I could form that new singing group down at the village. What would we call ourselves I wonder? "The City People", "The Village Folk", or something...
  • Scientist: I'm working on something called the Internet, but I'm worried it won't catch on...
  • Crypto: [holobobed as the mayor] Greetings, my fellow agricultural engineers. Everything is normal. Return to your pathetic human lives.
  • Farmer: [when firing at Crypto] Say hello to my little friend! [A quote made by Tony Montana in Scarface].
  • Crazy Woman: Is it just me or is the sidewalk oozing? No, no, it's just me!
  • Farmer: I loves my Bessie... but I loves my steak. Bessie, Steak, Steak, Bessie... Oh, Lord, why do you make me choose?!
  • Crazy Woman: My mind says Pistachio, but my body says Rocky road... MY STOMACH SAYS PEANUT BRITTLE, HA!!
  • US Army Soldier: [when lifted] If I wanted to fly, I'd have joined the frickin' Air force!
  • Suburban Crazy: I love Bert Whither, even though he called me a crackpot on that TV interview he said lukewarm fusion wouldn't work but I know it would if only I'd have gotten the funding but I didn't thanks to Bert Whither. Bastard.
  • Rural Crazy: I saw the finest minds of my generation consumed by madness. I also the feeblest minds of my generation cosumed by madness. There's nothing to howl about really.
  • Huffman: As long as I live, I'll never forget the look on that alien's face... squeal, Crypto 136, squeal like a pig! And he did, dammit! [he is vaporized]
  • Mayor: Now that you are all here I'd like to say er... please stay in your homes.
  • Farmer: It's a good day to die, you little bastard!
  • Farmer: You know, sometimes I think about some poor damn bastard who has to wake up at 4 in the morning to do menial work for no pay, and... oh, wait a minute... THAT'S ME! Aw, shoot!
  • Santa Modesta Female: If my kitchen is not the cleanest and shiniest in this whole town, I'll crush anyone who disagrees...with my dainty manicured fist.
  • Silhouette: All this power... yet I still make 76 cents for every dollar a man makes.
  • Santa Modesta Male: It's like we travelled to a future where TV was in color, and they made a program of our happy days in Santa Modesta.
  • Cowboy: I wonder what's for dinner tonight. Oh yeah, steak. I want a salad! Is that so wrong?
  • Soldier: Keep on the lookout for any significant occurrences no matter how insignificant they may be.
  • Sleepy Ernst: Soon I'll prove the human mind can be controlled by televised propaganda and then I'll start my own cable news network! Where the heck are those Majestic Agents? America ain't gonna brainwash itself!
  • Bert Whither: That Rock Hudson...what a dreamboat...DID I JUST THINK THAT?! Ummm...uh lumberjacks...uh football...Ah, that's better.
  • Air Force Commander: I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER!
  • Soldier: Olive this, khaki that. What the hell's wrong with fuchsia?
  • Mayor: Greetings my fellow agricultural engineers. Everything is normal. Return to your pathetic human lives.

Dialogue

Orthopox: Shall I tell you a secret? Few of our people know this, but the DNA patterns in our clone banks are becoming more and more degraded with each new clone.
Cryptosporidium: That's bad right?
Orthopox: Only if we want to retain our immortality through cloning. OF COURSE IT'S BAD!

Cryptosporidium: You're a smart cookie. But there's a time for thought and a time for action! And this is one of those times!
Orthopox: Which?
Cryptosporidium: The second one!

Cryptosporidium: [to himself] They eat with their mouths? Ugh! I think I'm going to be violently ill! [to the cow] Attention Earth creature, this planet is now part of the Furon empire, your benevolent masters welcome you.
Cow: Moo!
Cryptosporidium: At this time, we wish to abduct you for the purpose of scientific research. The procedure will be protracted and invasive. Do you have any objections?
Cow: Moo!
Cryptosporidium: Earth Creature, I am addressing you! Respond or be vaporized!
[cow unloads its bowels]
Cryptosporidium: I don't care how many stomachs you have, I don't have time for this!

Mrs. Turnipseed: AAAAHHHHH! Little green space men!
Cryptosporidium: I. Am. Not. Green!

Majestic Agent 1: Did you see what I saw?
Majestic Agent 2: You bet your sweet ass I did. What did you see?
Majestic Agent 1: Little green man in a flying saucer wiping out the best unit in the U.S. Army.
Majestic Agent 2: Right! Good! Me too! Green? Not grey?
Majestic Agent 1: Don't be a stiff. You know what it means?
Majestic Agent 2: Absolutely! What?

Suburban Male 1: What a great guy. He must really love pool parties.
[Crypto scans the Mayor]
Mayor: You'd think with all the power I have in this town I could ban these stupid pool parties.

Farmer: How does any of that explain the destruction at the fair?
Crypto: [disguised as mayor] It doesn't! Hahaha!

Majestic Agent 1: Subliminal TV messages. What will Majestic think of next?
Majestic Agent 2: Search me.
Majestic Agent 1: Do you have any idea what a rhetorical question is?
Majestic Agent 2: Nope, not a clue.

Orthopox: This human 'Whither' says the President will appear before his subjects today. This 'President' must be more integral to their social society than I expected. I have noticed a significant increase of activity surrounding the White House.
Cryptosporidium: Right, just tell me where he is an what he looks like.
Orthopox: I...uh...hm...er...the mothership's tracking system is broken. I think he uses those convoys of long black vehicles for transit.
Cryptosporidium: You think?
Orthopox: I can't exactly pinpoint the President from orbit Crypto. It's not as if he walks around with a big red arrow over his head!

Orthopox: Alright Crypto. I've analyzed the data that you've collected, and I've found the perfect candidate for you to...
Crypto: ...Probe and vaporize?
Orthopox: No, abduct and bring back to the mothership.
Crypto: My way's more fun.
Orthopox: Abduct. Not vaporize.
Crypto: Okay, but humanity ain't gonna annihilate itself, all I'm saying.
Orthopox: Can I finish?
Crypto: Can I stop you?

Rural Female: Well now hold on! How come people in Santa Modesta haven't experienced anything like this yet?
Mayor: Because we're real Americans and they're not. Next.

Air Force Commander: General Armquist, good of you to come, thought you might have been too busy to join us.
Armquist: Never too busy to see the Air Force fall flat on its face, Jack.
Air Force Commander: Corporal Patterson, let's show our guests what this bottle-rocket can do. [Patterson gives a signal as a UFO shaped Air Force plane takes off] VERTICAL TAKE OFF AND LANDING! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? [the UFO plane crashes hardly to the ground and begins smoking]
Armquist: That's it? That's your ultimate weapon?
Air Force Commander: PATTERSON! GET OVER THERE AND TELL HIM TO GET THAT THING RIGHT BACK IN THE AIR RIGHT THIS SECOND! OR HE'LL BE TESTING GO-CARTS FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS!
Armquist: Forty-million dollars for that?

Mayor: [someone asks about glowing cows] Why do you think they're glowing, they've been probed!
Rural Male: That's a stinking lie! I would never touch a cow like that!

Rural Male: It looked like someone had stuck some sort of device up the poor thing's...
Fair Worker: ...clap-trap, and after all that I didn't even get to see Miss Rockwell, she just walked right on by with her...
Rural Female: ...bales laid out flat in circles like Fourth of July pinwheels.

[after all antenna are bent]
Orthopox: Alright, I'm increasing the power...[antenna start shaking rapidly] CRYPTO! The signal's too strong! Humans are weak, their minds can't handle strong frequency! You have to bend the antenna back before they- [human heads start exploding] -eeww, that had to happen. Ugh. [pause] Crypto, where are you?!
Crypto: [shot of Crypto running down a street, screen goes black] Snack time.

General Armquist: So you didn't want to destroy us?
Cryptosporidium: No, we were as scared as you. Deep in our hearts I think we wanted to be just like you.
General Armquist: I guess... at the end of the day we really are just... human beings.
Cryptosporidium: Psyche!
[he shoots Armquist]

Orthopox: Now that their President is dead, the human senators are voting for a new President and the vote is agonisingly close!
Cryptosporidium: Doesn't the Vice President automatically become President?
Orthopox: Just shut up and kill those senators before they get to the Capitol!

Crypto: [after Silhouette reveals herself] YOU'RE A CHICK?!
Silhouette: I'm a patriot! If you had to sit in a room and deal with men playing ass-grab all day, you would wear a mask too.

[After destroying the Roboprez]
Cryptosporidium: Man, I love the smell of presidential brains in the morning.
Orthopox: Just remember who set that giant POTUS of destruction upon you!
Cryptosporidium: Riiight...
Orthopox: You know who I mean!
Cryptosporidium: Oh, that Silhouette guy, right? Or chick?
Orthopox: Could you do me a favor and NOT creep me out?!
Cryptosporidium: Sure.
Orthopox: In any case, he-- I mean, she ran from the Capitol. I lost sight of him-- her-- SILHOUETTE, near the--
Silhouette: Attention, Furons! Attention, Furons! Is this thing on? Oh, whatever. I know you little grey freaks can hear this. I'm sure you're out there listening... gloating.
Cryptosporidium: Pretty much, yeah.
Orthopox: It seems only fair.
Silhouette: Credit where credit is due. You did it. You beat my beautiful Roboprez, and now you're probably sitting around fantasicing about "destroying all the humans". Typical. Sure you handled the boys: Armquist, Huffman. Oh, that was a challenge (!) [chuckles] But everybody knows which sex is dominant on this planet! There's still plenty of time to get your asses handed to you! That is, if you're not too scared to fight a girl..?
Cryptosporidium: Nah, I'm not hung up on the whole pudenda thing...
Silhouette: So come on, Crypto. Let's dance. I'll even let you lead... I'm at the Octagon. Don't keep me waiting.

Worker: Little green men!
Crypto: Not again! Color blind moron! [points disintegrator at worker] Die! [doesn't work] Eh? What did you do with my clip monkey boy?
Worker: Phew.
Crypto: So much for wholesale carnage. I guess I'll just have to settle for ripping your limbs off one by one with my bare hands, until I find it...with my bare hands.
Worker: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Silhouette: Fool... do you think America is the only civilization on this planet?
Cryptosporidium: Well, all the Americans seem to think so.

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Destroy All Humans!
Box artwork for Destroy All Humans!.
Developer(s) Pandemic Studios
Publisher(s) THQ
Release date(s)
Genre(s) Third-person shooter, Adventure
System(s) PlayStation 2, Xbox, Mobile, Xbox Originals
Followed by Destroy All Humans! 2
Series Destroy All Humans!

Destroy All Humans! is a third person shooter and adventure game where, rather than you be the human hero, you are the alien invader. Your mission, of course, being to Destroy All Humans! Originally thought up Matt Harding with the Xbox in mind as a joke, being that Xbox wanted a game where you simply killed things.

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Destroy All Humans

Developer(s) Pandemic
Publisher(s) THQ
Release date June 17, 2005
Genre Action Third-Person shooter
Mode(s)
Age rating(s) ESRB: T
PEGI: 12+
Platform(s) Xbox, PlayStation 2
Input Controller
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Destroy All Humans! is a third-person action game that puts you in the position of a Furon in the America of the 1950's. It follows sandbox style gameplay similar to that of Grand Theft Auto III. It is known for it's light-hearted atmosphere and well crafted humor involving communism. There are many homages to old sci-fi movies, including some unlockable clips from them.

Plotline 

The game begins with an alien spacecraft being shot down accidentally by a nuke. The American army takes it hostage, and the opening scene ends. Then, it is revealed that the alien was a Furon clone, and his brother clone, Cryptosporidium-136 (or just Crypto) is sent to Earth to rescue him. After a few missions, his boss Orthopox-13 tells him that Furon cloning is degrading, and Crypto needs to extract dormant Furon DNA from humans. The Majestic, however, try to destroy him because they are trying to take control of America. Soon, Crypto discovers that his brother is dead, and vows revenge. However, Majestic then gains psychokinetic powers by unlocking the dormant Furon DNA in their brains. Crypto goes through several missions, shatters the army, and then goes to face the Majestic leader, Sillhouette. He faces the Robo-Prez, a 100-Foot Majestic Robot with the brain of the dead president Hoffman. Finally, he moves on to defeat Majestic's leader, pose as the President, and finally puts DNA extracting pods all across America, tricking citizens into thinking it is a medical checkup center.

Characters

Cryptosporidium-136 - A Furon Clone.

The predecessor of Crypto-137 (the player)

Orthopox-13 - Crypto's commander. He is the mastermind behind the Earth invasion. He lost his limbs in the Martian War. He now recides in a cerebro-chair, which he uses to move around and to support his very large cranium. He is not the Emperor of the Furons.


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Destroy All Humans!
Developer(s) Pandemic Studios
Publisher(s) THQ
Distributor(s) Sega (Japan)
Aspect ratio 16:9 / 4:3
Native resolution 480i (SDTV)
480p (EDTV)
Platform(s) PlayStation 2, Xbox, Mobile phone
Release date(s) June 21, 2005
February 22, 2007
Genre(s) Third person shooter
Adventure
Mode(s) Single player
Rating(s) ESRB: Teen (13+)

Destroy All Humans! is a shooting adventure video game developed by Pandemic Studios and published by THQ. It was released for the Xbox and PlayStation 2 game consoles. The game is set in 1950s U.S. and parodies the lifestyles, pop culture, and politics of this time period. The player controls Cryptosporidium 137, a member of the Furon race of aliens, who has come to Earth to harvest DNA from humans to continue the cloning process of his species. Destroy All Humans has gameplay similar to the Grand Theft Auto series.








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