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Dixie Slovensky

The Life

Dixie Slovensky was born on a cool Oregon night in July of 1957. At the age of 10 she moved to Wisconsin and continued her childhood. Upon graduating high school, Dixie did not opt to go to college, but instead looked for career options closer to home. Not long after high school, Dixie landed herself the love of her life, Michael Robert Slovensky. Mike Slovensky’s job rarely allowed him to be home, which sparked a lonliness in Dixie that greatly impacted the rest of her life. She began to experiment with artificial male sex organs and eventually different places for those organs. Accompanying these organs was a brand new bottle of “Boobie Drops”, which was slathered onto her breasts before and during what many like to call today as “Titty F%$#*ing”. Eventually this grand collection became known without her knowledge as “The Box Of Treasures”.

Five years after the marriage was sealed, they gave birth to their first and only son, Tyler Robert Slovensky. Tyler was clearly a different child. Not only was he an exact shorter clone of his father, but he had a talent. It was clear that the boy could write. After high school he exploded onto the literature scene with his first book titled How To Cope (2007). Since his initial novel he has also recently released Professor Slovensky’s 101 Golf Tips To Improve Your Game (2007), which followed How To Cope into acquiring the hallowed #1 New York Times Best Seller status.

The Career

After high school, Dixie started “Destinations Unlimited” and became a travel agent out of her own home. However, although Dixie still is currently a travel agent today, she is more famously known for her jobs on the side (in more ways than one). Over time, Dixie found that the lingerie she was currently wearing was simply not comfortable. Even though it was the current leading brand at the time, Victoria’s Secret, she found that it was simply uncomfortable and didn’t fit nicely. Eventually, Dixie developed what is widely known today as the D-SLO T, or Dixie Slovensky Thong. At first Dixie did not plan to market her product, but after her friend Sherry and other mothers wore it for a month or two, they decided it needed to be done. The Maxim Magazine sexiest man in the nation at the time, Doug Flutie, was asked by Dixie to model the thong in Vegas one weekend as a form of advertising. The original and still best-selling color “Powder Blue” was an instant hit after the public had a glimpse of it on Flutie. Immediately Dixie was launched into the spotlight. The D-SLO T became the best selling thong since lingerie took a turn towards sexy in the 80’s. In early 2006, Dixie launched her first official line of D-SLO T’s, titled “Curiosity”, starring a remake of the classic “Powder Blue” T. 2006 also saw a price increase in the original D-SLO T, which was now valued at 69.99 per T, making it the most expensive thong on the market. Her widely anticipated “Temptations” line is scheduled to hit shelves near Christmas of 2007.

The Legacy

To this day the D-SLO T still tops the charts over rival lingerie companies such as the world famous Victoria’s Secret. After modeling the T’s for many years herself, she has come to acquire the nickname of “temptress” by the male population. Terms such as “goddess” have also accompanied her name in recent years, along with sex symbol status. Although Dixie is still currently touring the nation promoting her new line, her involvement with the company has become minimal in recent years due to her need for peace and quiet. With her son in college and all the money she could ever want, Dixie has spent her time quietly at home. Rumors have it that she can still be seen outside in her bathing suit from time to time, but photographic evidence has never surfaced. For the world today and the teens of tomorrow, Dixie Slovensky will always be an inspiration and a legend in lingerie.♣