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Scott - Based on the artist of the comic, Scott is one of the main characters of the strip.
He enjoys a good drink, and manages to somehow lazy and busy at the same time.
Scott sported sunglasses for nearly two years of the comic (a nod to Ian McConville of Mac Hall), but lost them when a sudden style change occurred.
Jay - Jay is the captain of the University of Kansas Crew team and the voice of reason to Scott's artistic spontinaity, even though he often finds it hard to resist an ice-cold beer or mimosa with his friends.
And if there ever is a conflict of interest, it can always be solved through foosball.
Mark - The ladies man of the Dock is Mark, who always seems to be dating a new girl.
The rest of the housemates oftentimes get them confused, and no one is really sure if Mark can keep them straight himself.
Sometimes, however, Mark is kind enough to lend a bit of relationship advice to his roommates.
The real life counterpart to this character is Mark Molner, who lived at the Dock with Scott and Jay.
It has been posted that Molner may contribute to the site by writing a relationship advice column, but nothing has come of it as of November 2005.
Pat - Affectionately refered to as "The Pat," this Ecuadorian is the more studious of the men of the Dock.
He's not as big a partier as his roommates, which sometimes causes conflict.
He can often be found checking for aliens on his computer or planning his next Halloweencostume.
The character is based on Patrick Landazuri, Drummond and Buettner's real life roommate at the Dock, and now writes music reviews for the site and attends the University of Kansas Medical School.