Doron de Jong is a large hairless French born on the 11th of December 1989 he is most famous for his allegations of Child Rape as well as being raped by Micheal Jackson, MC Lyrical Mastermind Demise and Shang-Li Makalakdangdong a Vietnamese Intersex Prostitute who three days after it was found not guilty won the World Super Lotto Jackpot of £100,0000,0000,0000 using the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42 making it the richest Shemale in the world.
Doron has recently released a rap albulm about his experiences

Early Life

Birth

Doron has no biological parents but instead was manifested out of a sewer after a mentally disabled man started wanking down a drain his sperm fell onto a radioactivily muatated rat 9 months later he was born and came out nearly human.

First 5 Years

In the Sewer

During the first five years of Dorons life he wondered the sewer looking for work most people that came into contact with thought he was a housecat.
Doron became a social recluse anyone that went within 1 kilometer of him automatically got AIDS, HIV, Hepititis A, B and C, Cancer, Gonehrheea and a very bad flu.

Neverland

After he was four he was deported from France for hiding under beds in a Maternity Ward taking pictures of naked babies and stimulating his Micropenis and moved to Neverland with Micheal Jackson and Graham Attridge who have both somehow tested DNA Positive as Dorons Father.
Doron cried rape but the case was never bought to trial and the judge threw it out of court because Doron accidently raped the Judges 20 Second Old Baby and the judges dog

Rest of Life

Childhood

Ravenswood

Doron eventually moved to Ravenswood were he finally made some friends like Ian Frampton and Ianfr Ampton although he continussly kept raping babies at Ravenswood no one cared because no one really cares about people at Ravenswood except there famalies and Doron had no family.

In 2001 after King Ian Dixon, Queen Penny Dixon, Prince Paul, Prince Hazel and Royal Dog Laurie of the Kingdom of Ravenswood were shot by the retards at Ravenswood because no one liked them there was a vote at who should be the new king between Doron and Halema the girl that pissed herself in the exam, Doron won 1 - 0 as he was the only one who knew how to vote out of the 58943 people in all the Kingdoms of Ravenswood around the world

King of Ravenswood

Doron made many new laws as King of Ravenswood there is a list below

The Unified Spasric Alliance of Ravenswood is made Illegal

Bed Time shall be changed from 10am until 9am to allow extra rest

The Rape of babies is mandatory among all citizens

Shoulder Eating is now legal

If your father throws your phone you must break his laptop

Teenage

Marrage to Alex

Doron married Alex leBlond Readingfan on October 17th 2006 and he said afterwards "SHHBUI GHY HIO GUI"

Arrest

Doron was arrested on November 25th 2006 after over 1000000 Dead Babies were found raped in his garage each one of them was found with Semen in there mouths Ravenswood National Police first came into suspicousion when Doron made a joke at his wedding saying "hiknbkmm grioeehj jopprj lahf ujd ism irlk i hewom klefw" translated means "Whats the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and my Ford Retard Compatible Car? my Ford isnt in my Garage" It Turns out he wasnt joking.

Rap Career

Doron released his first Albulm on November 24th 2006 entitiled "No you cant keep hitting me witha steel chair its not fair, Im a Pussy" It has managed to reach 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Sales the biggest in the world for any albulm ever made

No you cant keep hitting me witha steel chair its not fair, Im a Pussy

Tracks

Pile of Dead Babies

Pile of Slaughter Babies

Pile of Raped Babies

Pile of Newborn Babies

King Doronomo

My Dad Killed my Phone

So I Killed my dads laptop

Micheal Jackson raped me

And an Angry Shemale Vietnamese Prostitute did too

Trivia

Doron is not the only retarded rapper Jah Rule and his group Alpha Accountants are too

Doron rhymes with Moron

The crown on Dorons head was made in one of his Retarded Social Learning Classes at Ravenswood out of Paper, Glue, Glitter and someone elses shoulder Doron Bit off

References

My Fucking Retarded Life by Doron de Jong

Married to a Spastic by Alex

Scrapbook of Naked Children I raped by Micheal Jackson

Maiden Erlegh Year Book 05-06

External Links

Retard.com

Spaz.com

Ravenswood