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Drake & Josh
Nick drake.jpg
Series logo.
Format Sitcom
Created by Dan Schneider
Starring Drake Bell
Josh Peck
Miranda Cosgrove
Nancy Sullivan
Jonathan Goldstein
Theme music composer Drake Bell
Opening theme "I Found a Way by Drake Bell
Composer(s) Drake Bell
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 4
No. of episodes 57 (+ 2 TV films) (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Dan Schneider
Location(s) San Diego, California (setting)
Filmed at Nickelodeon On Sunset in Hollywood, California
Camera setup Multi-camera
Running time 27 minutes
Production company(s) Nickelodeon
Distributor Nickelodeon
Broadcast
Original channel Nickelodeon
Picture format Color / Full Screen / NTSC
Audio format Stereo
Original run January 11, 2004 (2004-01-11) – December 5, 2008 (2008-12-05)
Status Ended
Chronology
Related shows The Amanda Show
iCarly
External links
Production website
.Drake & Josh is an American sitcom that premiered on the Nickelodeon television network on January 11, 2004, which follows the lives of two stepbrothers, Drake Parker (Drake Bell) and Josh Nichols (Josh Peck).^ January 1, 1896 GA? - Susan Tanner Monroe 4/11/01 Re: Martha Drake b.
  • Drake Family Genealogy Forum (All Messages) 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC genforum.genealogy.com [Source type: Academic]

^ PM NICK MERRY CHRISTMAS, DRAKE & JOSH New: Two-hour movie has pair helping foster kids.
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^ Home » Sitcoms » 2000's Sitcoms » Drake & Josh .
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.Both actors had played roles in The Amanda Show, along with Nancy Sullivan, who appears as Drake's mother in Drake & Josh.^ Drake Fucking Showed That He Can Play With The Big Boys.
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Jonathan Goldstein plays Josh's father, and Miranda Cosgrove plays Drake's little sister. Reruns of Drake & Josh are currently appearing on Nickelodeon, YTV, and now on TeenNick. .The show ran from January 11, 2004 to September 16, 2007, but a second TV film entitled Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh aired on December 5, 2008, officially ending the series.^ Below are hundreds of Christmas/holiday movies being aired in the 2008 season.
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^ January 1, 1896 GA? - Susan Tanner Monroe 4/11/01 Re: Martha Drake b.
  • Drake Family Genealogy Forum (All Messages) 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC genforum.genealogy.com [Source type: Academic]

^ John Bissell - Royce Pate 3/11/00 France Drake, KY, about 1870 - Bev McGuire 2/16/00 Elizabeth DRAKE family UNKNOWN!!
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Drake & Josh seasons 1,2 and 4 were filmed at the Nickelodeon On Sunset in Hollywood and Season 3 was filmed at KTLA Tribune Studios (Old Warner Brothers Studio)on the same boulevard.

Contents

Summary

.Drake Parker (Drake Bell) and Josh Nichols (Josh Peck) are two teen stepbrothers that live in San Diego, California, when Drake's mother, Audrey Parker (Nancy Sullivan), and Josh's father, Walter Nichols (Jonathan Goldstein), are married.^ Indiana - Carole Jacobs 5/20/98 Re: James Drake (father of James Drake - Sullivan Co.
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^ Indiana - wvaray 4/20/98 Re: James Drake (father of James Drake - Sullivan Co.
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^ Indiana - Cecil Culver 5/20/98 Re: James Drake (father of James Drake - Sullivan Co.
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Drake is a relaxed, simple, lucky, lazy, popular and attractive teenager that plays the guitar and easily relates to girls, while Josh is a diligent teenager, but is an unlucky and a sarcastic one, who is constantly bothered by the malicious behavior of Drake. .Both brothers are often tortured by their evil little sister, Megan Parker (Miranda Cosgrove), who often plays pranks on them and is seemingly never caught or punished by their parents.^ Miranda Cosgrove as Megan Parker .
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.Josh's father, Walter, is an outdated meteorologist, who can be described as unlucky and clumsy, and Audrey, Drake and Megan's mother, is stricter than Walter.^ February 2004 Drake and Josh are excited that they have the house to themselves when Walter, Audrey, and Megan leave for the weekend, but it turns out that Josh's grandma is coming to babysit, something that Drake isn't looking forward to since she hates him.
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^ February 2004 Josh offers to babysit Walter's boss's baby son while Walter, Audrey, Walter's boss, and Walter's boss's wife go to a restaurant.
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Throughout the series, Drake and Josh go through many conflicts, mishaps and misfortunes. The conflicts are mainly social, often dealing with the relationship between the two brothers, while other issues relate to school, work, and their evil sister Megan.

Cast

Main characters

Character Actor/Actress Info
Drake Parker Drake Bell A teenager who plays his guitar, but sometimes he copies his homework from Josh and thinks about himself. He is the brother who always gets the girls.
Josh Nichols Josh Peck The hard working, responsible, and sometimes overreacting brother of Drake. Josh has to deal with Drake's antics on a constant basis.
Megan Parker Miranda Cosgrove The evil, spoiled & annoying little sister of Drake and Josh. Megan constantly pulls pranks on the brothers and cause them emotional and sometimes physical pain and torment.
Walter Nichols Jonathan Goldstein The father of Josh and stepfather of Drake and Megan. Working as a professional weatherman, Walter can be described as a clumsy, lame, and sometimes embarrassing dad towards his kids. He gives somewhat practical advice to Drake and Josh, and on occasion, Megan.
Audrey Parker-Nichols Nancy Sullivan The mother of Drake and Megan and stepmother of Josh. She is a hard working mother, and is the stereotypical housewife (where she is seen cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry around the house). She is fairly strict towards her 3 kids when trouble arises and she does not let them get away with anything.

Recurring characters

Character Actor/Actress Info
Helen Dubois Yvette Nicole Brown (Frances Callier in "Little Diva") The sassy owner and manager of the Premiere cinema that Josh works at. She often gives Josh a hard time, regardless of how hard working he is (even to the point of only paying him for three days when he worked five, because "that way I save money"). Though she likes Drake a lot more. She later gets married in Drake & Josh: Really Big Shrimp, but is revealed to be divorced in Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh.
"Crazy" Steve Jerry Trainor An employee at the same movie theater who has uncontrollable anger outbursts over random things.
Eric Blonowitz Scott Halberstadt A nerd who is one of Josh's good friends.
Craig Ramirez Alec Medlock Another nerd who is one of Josh's good friends.
Mindy Crenshaw Allison Scagliotti The know-it-all who had an on and off relationship with Josh.
Gavin Mitchell Jake Farrow Another employee of the Premiere who is described as "sleazy" and somewhat oblivious about things. He has a mullet and often tells Josh to clean up gross messes at the Premiere even though after a few minutes he does it himself, usually followed by the phrase "I got it". In The Storm he says is in love with Drake's mom.
Mrs. Hayfer Julia Duffy Drake and Josh's English teacher who loathes Drake, but adores Josh.
Leah Cathy Shim Another employee of the Premiere and co-worker to Josh, she is also scared of "Crazy" Steve.

Episodes

Season Ep # First Airdate Last Airdate
Season 1 6 January 11, 2004 February 22, 2004
Season 2 14 March 14, 2004 November 28, 2004
Season 3 17 April 2, 2005 April 8, 2006
Season 4 20 September 24, 2006 September 16, 2007

TV films

Film Airdate
Drake & Josh Go Hollywood January 6, 2006
Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh December 5, 2008

Broadcast history

  • Nickelodeon (January 11, 2004-September 16, 2007) (January 11, 2004-Present; in reruns)
  • TEENick (January 11, 2004-February 2, 2009)
  • TeenNick (November 26, 2009 - November 29, 2009; February 8, 2010 - present; in reruns)

DVD releases

Name Release date Contains
Drake & Josh: Vol. 1 Suddenly Brothers February 15, 2005 4 Episodes: Pilot, Dune Buggy, Two Idiots and a Baby, First Crush
Never Before-Seen Outtakes
Drake & Josh Go Hollywood January 31, 2006 The film
Bloopers
2 bonus episodes: Helen's Surgery & Mindy's Back
"Found a Way" Music video
The Best of Drake & Josh-Seasons 1 & 2 August 21, 2008 Season 1 Episodes: Pilot, Dune Buggy, Two Idiots and a Baby, First Crush, Grammy
Season 2 Episodes: The Bet, Movie Job, Football, Pool Shark, Smart Girl, Little Diva, Number 1 Fan, Mean Teacher, Drew & Jerry, Honor Council
The Best of Drake & Josh-Seasons 3 & 4 August 29, 2008 Season 3 Episodes: We're Married?, Paging Dr. Drake, Foam Finger, Girl Power, Megan's New Teacher, Little Sibling, Theater Thug, Alien Invasion, Dr. Phyllis Show
Season 4 Episodes: The Great Doheny, The Storm, Tree House, Megan's Revenge, Helicopter, Dance Contest
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh December 19, 2008 The film
Music Video "Jingle Bells" by Drake Bell

TV special

Drake & Josh: Really Big Shrimp

Spin City Records wants to sign Drake and his new song, "Makes Me Happy", for their label. He is on the road to fame and fortune, but Josh's inexperience as a manager leads him to sign the contract without reading it. .Josh, having been drooling over the giant shrimp at the meeting, accidentally signs over creative rights for Drake's new song.^ March 2007 Drake and Josh parents' sign them up for a "Steered Straight" program, after getting in trouble for using fake ID's.
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^ January 2004 After meeting Susan, Drake's new girlfriend, Josh becomes convinced that her flirtation is more than friendly behavior.
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^ IMDb > "Drake & Josh" (2004) > Episodes cast Own the rights?
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Drake fires Josh, and a series of bizarre events follow. Meanwhile at the Premiere, Helen is getting married, so she gives Mindy Crenshaw the job as assistant manager, the job Josh was after for a long time. .Mindy, played by Allison Scagliotti, became Josh's girlfriend in later episodes of the series.^ Season 4, Episode 4: Mindy Loves Josh .
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^ Mindy Crenshaw (as Allison Scagliotti-Smith) .
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Eventually, Josh sneaks into Spin City Records and switches the songs, which is against the law. This makes Drake a statewide superstar and his song "Makes Me Happy" gets played at Helen's wedding and at the Super Bowl. At the end, Drake and Josh fight against the shrimp at their room and later the flashback appears which is actually The Amanda Show scene. The special aired on August 3, 2007. However, it is also considered an hour-long episode because it is treated like a typical episode with story elements based on films. The special's premiere brought in 5.8 million viewers.[1] The premiere of the special broke the record for the most views of a premiere of a Nickelodeon movie. .iCarly's iGo to Japan later broke that record, until the airing of Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh, took the record back.^ Merry Christmas; Drake & Josh .
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Films

Drake & Josh Go Hollywood

.Drake and Josh are left at home after their parents go on a cruise.^ Home » Sitcoms » 2000's Sitcoms » Drake & Josh .
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They are told to bring Megan to the airport to visit her friend in Denver, but accidentally send her on a flight to Los Angeles. They go to Hollywood to get her back, and end up stopping a multi-billion dollar heist and booking a guest-spot for Drake on TRL. The film aired on January 6, 2006, and, according to TV Guide, it became the highest rated program on all of cable during its opening week. This is the first Drake and Josh film to be presented in HD, sans the laugh track.

Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh

.A new Drake & Josh TV film tentatively entitled "Drake and Josh: Best Christmas Ever" began production in July 2008, and premiered on December 5, 2008. Creator Dan Schneider returned as executive producer, with Marjorie Cohn and Lauren Levine co-executive producing.^ Orange Co, NY (New York) - Erin Ortmann 1/14/03 Re: John DRAKE b.ca 1760 m.
  • Drake Family Genealogy Forum (All Messages) 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC genforum.genealogy.com [Source type: Academic]

^ Orange Co, NY (New York) - Erin Ortmann 1/17/03 Re: John DRAKE b.ca 1760 m.
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Michael Grossman directed the feature. .The film centers around Drake and Josh, who are working as Santa's helpers in a mall, as they promise a little girl that her foster parents and siblings will have "the best Christmas ever"—and then try to fulfill that promise.^ Drake, feeling that Josh loves working at The Premiere, takes the heat for it and is fired.
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^ By trying to find a way, Drake has invited her to dinner and started to act like a total slob, but that didn't work out, until she broke up with him.
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^ IN - Bill Sherrell 10/24/08 Who are the parents of Benjamin Drake 1729 PA-1827 TN - Bradley Boyd 10/20/08 MERCY/MARY DRAKE b.
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.Although Drake and Josh aren't having the time of the lives their parents are having a worse time on their vacation because they have to stay in a hut and they have to cope with it in a hurricane.^ When Drake and Josh's mom and dad discover them making a bet, they both make a bet as well.
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^ March 2007 Drake and Josh parents' sign them up for a "Steered Straight" program, after getting in trouble for using fake ID's.
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^ April 2004 Drake, tired of being embarrassed by Josh every time he talks to a girl, wants him to try out an after-school activity.
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[2]
.The TV film was broadcast in HD format, unlike the previous films Drake & Josh Go Hollywood and Drake & Josh: Really Big Shrimp.^ Josh is so sure that things can't get any worse when Drake leaves the babysitting job to go to a band gig--but it does.
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^ When things get really crazy, Drake and Josh can't hold onto their bet much longer and decide to break it!
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^ February 2006 A TV producer casts Josh in crime-show re-enactments and is constantly mistaken for the real criminal.
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It also featured Henry Winkler and MMA fighter Kimbo Slice.
.The premiere of Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh broke the record of most viewers for the premiere of a Nickelodeon movie with 8.93 million viewers, a title previously held by iGo to Japan.^ Drake, feeling that Josh loves working at The Premiere, takes the heat for it and is fired.
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^ April 2007 Drake and Josh try unsuccessfully to get invited to the birthday party of the most popular boy in school.
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[3]

Cancellation

In April 2007, Nickelodeon announced that there won't be a fifth season of the show, due to the cast working on other commitments. The last episode, titled "Dance Contest" was aired on September 16, 2007.

Other media

Music

Drake & Josh has had some singles and a soundtrack. The music releases are shown below.
Name Contains
"Found a Way" The theme song of the show by .Drake Bell and Michael Corcoran.^ NJ. - Lauren Franklin 9/27/08 Myrtle Bell Drake-Illinois - Michael Cody 1/20/00 Willis Drake b.
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Drake & Josh The Drake & Josh soundtrack from the TV Show
"Makes Me Happy" From the film Drake & Josh: Really Big Shrimp by Drake Bell.
"Jingle Bells" From the film Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh by Drake Bell.
"Christmas Wrapping" From the film Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh by Miranda Cosgrove.

Games

Two video games based on Drake & Josh have been released on the Game Boy Advance and Nintendo DS. Both of them released in the same year.
Game Publisher Platform
Drake & Josh THQ Game Boy Advance.
Drake & Josh: Talent Showdown THQ Nintendo DS.

Books

A book series based on Drake & Josh has been published by children's publisher Scholastic since 2006. The books are generally based upon content from the show and essentially novelize two episodes of material, with one being a novelization of a feature length film. The books are written by author Laurie Calkhoven.
Book Author Info
Blues Brothers Laurie Calkhoven Based on the episodes titled "Blues Brothers" and "Number One Fan"
Sibling Revalry Laurie Calkhoven Based on the episodes titled "The Bet" and "Peruvian Puff Pepper"
Drake & Josh Go Hollywood Laurie Calkhoven Based on the film Drake & Josh Go Hollywood
Kid Trouble Laurie Calkhoven Based on the episodes "Megan's New Teacher" and "Little Sibling"
Alien Invasion Laurie Calkhoven Based on the episodes "Alien Invasion" and "The Demonator"
Surprise! Laurie Calkhoven Based on the episodes "Josh Runs Into Oprah" and "Vicious Tiberius"
Josh is Done Laurie Calkhoven Based on the episodes "Josh is Done" and "I Love Sushi"

Awards

References

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.Quotes from Drake & Josh, is a sitcom created by Dan Scneider.^ Jump to: navigation , search Drake & Josh , is a sitcom created by Dan Scneider.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In 2002, the show took its final bow, but Bell and co-star Josh Peck received their own spin-off sitcom, also on Nickelodeon: Drake & Josh (2004).
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^ He then got a starring role in the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake and Josh , which ran for four seasons.
  • Josh Peck 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.It stars Drake Bell and Josh Peck.^ Nancy Sullivan Audrey Parker-Nichols Drake Bell Drake Parker Jonathan Goldstein Walter Nichols Josh Peck Josh Nichols Miranda Cosgrove Megan Parker .
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^ Drake Josh Merry Christmas - Jingle Bells .
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^ TODAY’s Matt Lauer talks to Drake Bell and Josh Peck about their special holiday movie “Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh.” (Today Show) www.msnbc.msn.com .
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The show debuted in 2004 and ended in 2007.

Contents

Season One

Pilot

.Megan: [referring to her parents] Ugh, are they done sucking face yet?^ Megan : [referring to her parents] Ugh, are they done sucking face yet?
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^ One example of this is when Megan purchases a sheep on the internet, and when they get caught, her parents don't believe that an 11 year old girl could buy a sheep online.
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Walter: Think fast! [throws basketball at Drake and accidentally hits lamp]
.Drake: Lamps don't think that fast.^ DRAKE: No, I don't think that was important.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Drake and accidentally hits lamp] Drake : Lamps don't think that fast.
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^ Peter Sciretta: What do you– Jonathan Levine: Don’t you think it was an odd choice to have Drake’s character die at the end of this final film?
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.Drake: [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy] Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!^ Josh, how and why did you choose Drake?
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^ Drake : Who are you?
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^ Drake : [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy] Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!
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.Josh: If dressing up as a lady helps me help others, then dress like a lady I shall!^ Josh : If dressing up as a lady helps me help others, then dress like a lady I shall!
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^ Drake is dressed up as Santa at the mall (Josh is a bag of toys) because he promised a lovable foster child, Mary Alice, that he’d help her family have the best Christmas ever.
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^ Drake and Josh Both love to: watch t.v, fight with each other, help each other out with their problems, and try and get away from megans jokes.
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Dune Buggy

.Drake: You didn't get in trouble for lying.^ Drake : You didn't get in trouble for lying.
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^ You got in trouble for lying badly .
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^ Drake : Once again, you were not punished because you lied- Josh : I know.
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You got in trouble for lying badly.

.Josh: [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] I drink soda.^ Josh : [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] I drink soda.
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You don't see me explodin'!

.Josh: I don't know.^ Josh : I don't know.
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^ It goes without saying that the DBMB and the JPMB (Josh Peck MB) don't count, because everyone there already knows about Drake.

^ Josh : (sarcastic) Gee, I don't know.
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.LYING. It seems so wrong.^ LYING. It seems so wrong.
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.Drake: You wanna get grounded?^ Drake : You wanna get grounded?
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^ Drake : They eat snails, the people smell bad; you don't wanna go there.
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Josh: But it feels so good!!

Drake: Once again, you were not punished because you lied-
Josh: I know. [mockingly] "I got punished because I lied badly." Sing a new song, would ya?

.Josh: Do you want to get grounded and end up moppin' floors like me?^ You could really start to tell towards the end of Drake and Josh that he was getting to be pretty normal sized.
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^ Drake and Josh go through day to day teenage life always ending up in tense situations that make for a hilarious combination.
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^ In the episode "First Crush", Josh states oranges gives him the acid reflux, but in "Pool Shark", Drake states in a persuasive voice, "You like oranges."
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.Drake: [mockingly] Would I get to wear that purdy apron?^ Drake : [mockingly] Would I get to wear that purdy apron?
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[Drake has just fixed Trevor's dune buggy]
Trevor: Man, the motor sounds great!
Drake: Yeah. .You know where it would sound better?^ So you know they’ll get better.
  • Josh Young « Des Moines Register Staff Blogs | The Des Moines Register 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC blogs.desmoinesregister.com [Source type: General]

^ You know where it would sound better?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Corrected: if i was at the club you know I “balled”, Kimo, Which is why he says kimo after since it sounds like bald .
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Trevor: ...In the shower.
Drake: On the road!
Trevor: Better!

.Drake: What are you smiling about?^ Drake : What are you smiling about?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Megan : Why are you always asking about Drake?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You weirdo people talking about drake like that wishing him to die, ya'll are soo stupid.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: The great Drake, grounded for two weeks.^ "Two Idiots And A Baby" - Josh volunteers his and Drake's babysitting services, but Drake abandons his duties for a gig with his band, and Josh is left looking for the baby who has disappeared!
  • Walmart.com: Drake & Josh: Suddenly Brothers, Vol. 1 (Full Frame): TV Shows 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.walmart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When Josh gets grounded for lying - caused by Drake's encouragement - revenge is severe after Drake crashes the buggy and attempts to hide his injuries.
  • Walmart.com: Drake & Josh: Suddenly Brothers, Vol. 1 (Full Frame): TV Shows 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.walmart.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Fueled by the chemistry of its two leads, Nickelodeon's DRAKE & JOSH is zany domestic comedy for the preteen set.
  • Drake & Josh - Drake & Josh Go Hollywood Movie Reviews, Pictures - Rotten Tomatoes 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.rottentomatoes.com.edgesuite.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I love it!
Drake: Yeah, me too.
Josh: Heh?
.Drake: Two weeks, laying in bed, no school, playing a little guitar, watching a little TV, you bringing me pizzas...yeah, being grounded is ba-a-ad.^ DRAKE: Yeah, that was when I cracked two, three of them.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Drake bell you are a hottie yeah.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hey Drake I like your song that you play at the guitar I can play too.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Believe Me, Brother

.Drake: Okay, Josh.^ You okay?” “Drake.” “I love you, Josh.” “Drake – “ “Drake – “ “Thanks, Josh.” “Josh?” “Oprah?” .
  • Drake & Josh - Boxxet 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Okay, Josh.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I admit, it's kinda cute that you have a little crush on Susan.
Josh: She has a crush on me! AND IT AIN'T LITTLE!

.Josh: I know when a girl likes me!^ Josh : I know when a girl likes me!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I mean that’s the first way I ever learned to communicate with the girls, you know, I mean that’s like the only way if not for that, I don’t think I would ever have even talked to a girl, and no!
  • Interview: Jonathan Levine and Josh Peck | /Film 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : It's like girls and I speak different languages.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I've imagined it a thousand times!^ I've imagined it a thousand times!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Josh: [from inside his wardrobe, waving his hand around] Can somebody please hand me my underwear?

.Josh: We could do a documentary on the reproductive habits of lizards.^ Josh : We could do a documentary on the reproductive habits of lizards.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: I'm not going to do anything that involves me watching lizards make out!^ Drake : I'm not going to do anything that involves me watching lizards make out!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Go out and support Drake if you can.

^ But if you're stuck trying to make sense out of a Drake & Josh video game, that's going to hang over your head throughout the entire development.
  • Bury the Shovelware: Drake & Josh Talent Showdown 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC nintendo.joystiq.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Susan: Josh, it's not unintentional at all.^ Susan : Josh, it's not un intentional at all.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: I knew it! [Susan grabs him, he squeaks, and Susan kisses him; Drake walks in the house]
Drake: Susan?!
Susan: EW! Josh, what are you doing? I'm Drake's girlfriend!
Josh: Drake! .This isn't what it looks like- wait.^ This isn't what it looks like- wait.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.(Turns around and gets on his knees) Dear Lord, thank you for my first kiss!^ You were my first crush!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Turns around and gets on his knees) Dear Lord, thank you for my first kiss!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh, believe or not, you are a very special gay in my life, because you put an smile in my mouth everyday…..thanks.i love you .
  • Eje-KidZ – Drake & Josh son favoritos de todos! 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.eje-kidz.com [Source type: General]

Amen!

Josh: I'd just like to say, BUSTED!!
.Susan: Drake, did you hear what he just said to me?!^ Did you ever hear of Charleston?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Josh, how and why did you choose Drake?
  • Chat: Chat with Drake G Josh Young - SportsNation - ESPN 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC proxy.espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ In "Number One Fan" when Drake plays his song to his " Number One Fan" you hear thunder and see lightning.
  • What is Drake And Josh? 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC ipedia.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Drake: Uh, yeah, I think he just said, BUSTED!!

.Josh: [singing] Shavin' in the bathtub!^ Josh : [singing] Shavin' in the bathtub!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Oh, oh, oh! Shavin' in the bathtub! [making electric razor noises]

[after Susan dumps both of them]
.Josh: I think we handled that very maturely.^ But no, she does have a very loyal fan base and I think Josh Peck: And rightfully so.
  • Interview: Jonathan Levine and Josh Peck | /Film 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: Yes, that felt good.^ Drake : Yes, that felt good.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Susan gets paint sprayed on her from her locker]
Drake: ... That felt better.
.Josh: Yeah, it did!^ Josh : Yeah , it did!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Two Idiots And A Baby

Josh: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. .This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten!^ This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Whenever I Say ur name there is a big smile on my face that I can't get rid of because I just think of u all of the time.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They will be helping me out because I really can't handle all of this on my own anymore.

.He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad!^ New song from my new album The Life and Times of Leon Channel Verse 1: Now I could rap a beat and kill it just...
  • Dusty Drake on Yahoo! Music 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC new.music.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[looks up] You happy, Sheldon?!^ You happy, Sheldon?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Josh arrives home looking very beat up] Drake : What happened to you?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

We're even now!
Walter: [offscreen] Josh?
Josh: SHELDON?!

[on the phone]
Josh: Goo goo, gaa!
Mrs. Galloway: Aw, he sounds so happy. Hello, Maxie. Hi!
Josh: Mama!
Mrs. Galloway: [gasps] He said "Mama!" That's his first word! .Oh, say it again, Maxie!^ Oh, say it again, Maxie!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: MAMA!

[Drake winds the singing bear's head too hard that it breaks off]
Josh: I said wind it, not murder it!

[after the phone goes into the fish bowl with Max crying]
.Josh: Oh, the baby!^ Max crying] Josh : Oh, the baby!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Drake: Oh, the fishes!

.Drake: All right.^ Drake : All right.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Where is he?
Megan: I think he's dangling in the gutter.
.Drake: Not Josh, the baby!^ Drake and Josh suddenely Brothers I just loved this dvd there are two other episodes on the dvd they are called the one with the baby and first crush .
  • Amazon.com: Drake and Josh, Vol. 1 - Suddenly Brothers: Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Miranda Cosgrove, Jonathan Goldstein, Nancy Sullivan, Scott Halberstadt, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alec Medlock, Jerry Trainor, Vince Deadrick Jr., Allison Scagliotti, Jake Farrow, Karyn Finley Thompson, Dan Schneider, Savage Steve Holland: Movies & TV 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Two Idiots And A Baby: 4/5 Josh volunteers to babysit, but Drake abandons the baby to play a concert with his band.
  • Amazon.com: Drake and Josh, Vol. 1 - Suddenly Brothers: Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Miranda Cosgrove, Jonathan Goldstein, Nancy Sullivan, Scott Halberstadt, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alec Medlock, Jerry Trainor, Vince Deadrick Jr., Allison Scagliotti, Jake Farrow, Karyn Finley Thompson, Dan Schneider, Savage Steve Holland: Movies & TV 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Megan: [innocently] What makes you think that I would have the baby?^ I think it would be kind of chaotic, making dinner for everybody every day.
  • Scholastic News: Yours, Mine, and Ours 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC teacher.scholastic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ KORR: Do you think the same thing would have happened though if you had tried to play in one of the major leagues?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ HAUSE: When you beat the best team in the American Association, didn't that make you think that probably you were good enough to play...?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Drake: Because you're a divious, twisted little girl.^ Drake : Because you're a divious, twisted little girl.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Hey, you're crying!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : You're kind of a girl, right?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Megan: [giggles] Why thank you, Drake!^ Megan : Why are you always asking about Drake?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Why are you going to be on the news?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.(Deleted scene)
Drake: Rina!
^ (Deleted scene) Drake : Rina!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Deleted scene) Drake and Josh : (Singing) I saw Mercury, then Venus, I saw the Earth, then Mars, I saw Jupiter, then Saturn, Uranus, Neptune- Radio announcer : Guys!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Deleted scene) Audrey : (holding two buckets of lizard urine) Drake, these buckets were in your room.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Your a girl! .You change him (Max)!^ You change him (Max)!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Rina: Yeah sure, just hold on a sec. (Leaves the garage. .A car screech can be heard)
Josh:...She's not coming back.
^ Goldie Bullington My kids started me watching Drake and Josh, but it was Josh Peck that kept me coming back.
  • Interview: Jonathan Levine and Josh Peck | /Film 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

First Crush

.Drake: Good luck with Kathy.^ Drake : Good luck with Kathy.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Remember, she's just a person.^ Remember, she's just a person.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I mean girls are just guys without...^ I mean girls are just guys without...
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ He’s not a girl…..& guys read playboy…..But idc I want to buy this playboy just to get the pics of Josh & read Josh’s acrticle…..Do u know where i can buy or order this???
  • Pink is the New Blog | Everybody's Business Is My Business » Blog Archive » Josh Peck Does ‘Playboy’ Magazine 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.pinkisthenewblog.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Just do good.

.Drake: Do you want to be honest, or do you want a girlfriend?^ Jan 20 2008 @ 16:18 (anonymous) gutira techear i love you so much drake you are hot i want to kiss you .
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake on Jan 24 2005 @ 13:30 (anonymous) your a hottie But Jaydi - to be honest, you sound kinda dumb.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake wants girls and dates random ones continuosly throughout the show and is almost always seen with a new girlfriend of flirting with other girls.

Josh: Girlfriend, please.

.Josh: I'm not cool, all right?^ Right now, it’s only for a cameo on the upcoming Forever video… which is cool and all.
  • Drake – Forever f. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem (Video) | 2dopeboyz 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC 2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : I'm not cool, all right?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Why do you think old people like me so much?^ How much time do you think you can devote to this?

^ I think that kind of underscores that point, but there’s like all this, I think now if you have a cigarette in a movie it’s Rated R right, or is it PG-13?
  • Interview: Jonathan Levine and Josh Peck | /Film 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I mean that’s the first way I ever learned to communicate with the girls, you know, I mean that’s like the only way if not for that, I don’t think I would ever have even talked to a girl, and no!
  • Interview: Jonathan Levine and Josh Peck | /Film 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.slashfilm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: It's like girls and I speak different languages.^ Josh : It's like girls and I speak different languages.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : I know when a girl likes me!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.They speak Engish, I speak Idiot.^ They speak Engish, I speak Idiot.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Drake and Josh: And the most important thing is to be yourself.^ This is the best thing Drake and Josh has ever done.

^ "Drake & Josh," which spun its lead characters off Nickelodeon's "The Amanda Show" in 2004, is one of the channel's most popular series.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake & Josh has taken place in many areas of San Diego, but here a few of the most common ones: Drake & Josh's House This is the house where Drake, Josh, Megan, and their parents live.
  • What is Drake And Josh? 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC ipedia.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake:...Unless you're Josh.^ Drake : You're Kelly's mom!?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Since you are also the star of Nick's Drake and Josh, you have lots of fans—what's been your craziest fan experience?
  • Scholastic News: Yours, Mine, and Ours 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC teacher.scholastic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Really, you're not a smart boy.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Grammy

Grammy: I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
.Drake: Yeah, no doubt about that.^ Drake on Dec 01 2005 @ 23:50 (anonymous) [No Subject] *checks underwear monogram* Yeah.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ August 27th, 2009 7:35 am em killed it no doubt…then wayne drake and kanyes verse was shit he could have done so much better .
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In retrospect, we have no doubts that Drake was the right decision for us.
  • Drake Heating & Air 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC drakecomfort.com [Source type: General]


Scotty: Can you believe it? We made it backstage!
Rina: This is not backstage!
Paul: This is practically jail!
Drake: Those guys are cops!
Rina: Yeah! .Scary cops who are going to arrest us for having fake tickets Scotty!^ Scotty : Those tickets aren't fake.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Scary cops who are going to arrest us for having fake tickets Scotty!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The cops just walked up to the front row of the section above us to have a four letter word with a couple of fans who are also getting a little feisty.

.Scotty: Those tickets aren't fake.^ Scotty : Those tickets aren't fake.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Scary cops who are going to arrest us for having fake tickets Scotty!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: Are you sure?^ Drake : Are you sure?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Do you know that for sure?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Make sure and see if Drake's coming near you, and don't forget to donate your pictures and videos if you're attending the event!
  • http://drakecentral.org/frame.htm 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC drakecentral.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Scotty: I photocopied them myself.^ Scotty : I photocopied them myself.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Drake: You can't photocopy tickets!
.Scotty: Sure you can.^ Scotty : Sure you can.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

You put them on the glass, close the liddy thingy and press copy. Any moron could do it.
.Drake: No Scotty, it takes a special moron like you!^ You weirdo people talking about drake like that wishing him to die, ya'll are soo stupid.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hi Drake bell!!i like your shows and i like your guitar playing!i'm learning guitar but i have no teacher and i'm self-learning..i can't say i'm really good but i'm ok(at guitar) please reply!!
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ VMA speeches n still b the best lyrically, n i luv drake but like i sed they can take weezy out he aint as hot as he used 2 be.
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: Hey, where's Drake with our pizza?^ Drake : Hey Josh, come play.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Hey, where's Drake with our pizza?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Hey Josh, come here.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: [offscreen] I cannot believe I ate an entire pizza!^ Drake : [offscreen] I cannot believe I ate an entire pizza!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Drake: At least we can have some fun before Grammy gets here.^ Drake : At least we can have some fun before Grammy gets here.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Next, Drake has some new dates: 2/24/08 St. Lucie County Fairgrounds - Fort Pierce, FL Click here for more info.

^ And the "Day N' Nite" hitmaker turned the shoot into one big party by inviting fellow rapper Drake and some old pals along for some fun.
  • SFGate: Daily Dish : Josh Hartnett 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.sfgate.com [Source type: General]

.Grammy: [enters] What, you can't remember to lock the door?^ Grammy : [enters] What, you can't remember to lock the door?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: Wow, weren't those two seconds fun!^ Drake : Wow, weren't those two seconds fun!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A 15-foot jumper from the right wing by Stanley with two seconds left on the shot clock gave Drake a 60-58 lead with 1:07 left in regulation.
  • Men's Basketball Team Prepares For MVC Opener With Bradley - GoDrakeBulldogs.com�Official Web site of Drake University Athletics 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.godrakebulldogs.com [Source type: General]

^ Howard got lost on defense on two straight possessions and those resulted in layups for Drake.


.Josh: Why are you so mean to Drake?^ Drake : Why are you going to be on the news?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Video: Drake and Josh - Because of you .
  • Drake and Josh, Drake Bell - Boxxet 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Grammy: Because I know his type.^ Grammy : Because I know his type.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I dated twelve musicians like him before I dated your grandfather.^ The show i like when your grammy visit and Josh try to shoot an basket and the ball hit him on the nose and it was so funny i couldn't stop laughting.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ KORR: What do you do about a case, like we were talking aobut Robinson before who really is qualified and is never going to get what's coming to him?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Josh: I dont think I want to know about you dating a dozen musical men.^ Do you think he'd want to tangle with me?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ DRAKE: Yes, you do, you think about that.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Josh : You know I have a spastic tongue.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Grammy: Then I won't tell you what happened last Saturday night.^ I just can't get you out of head that I even dreamed about you last night.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Ken & Charlotte G. - May 30, 2009 "Thank you for the lovely basket and goodies too, as our door prize at the Dayton Dragon's game last night.
  • Drake Heating & Air 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC drakecomfort.com [Source type: General]

^ In your case, a man that never went to school, what can he tell you, you won't pay much attention to him, because there isn't much that he can tell you.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

Season Two

The Bet

.Josh: Drake and I had this contest to see who could hold their breath the longest.^ Josh : [seeing Drake kissing a girl] Drake?
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^ Josh : Drake and I had this contest to see who could hold their breath the longest.
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^ She continuously pulls pranks on Drake and Josh, and enjoys seeing them either in pain or adversity.
  • What is Drake And Josh? 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC ipedia.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Drake: I won.
Josh: I lost...consciousness.

.Drake: Oh, just face it, Josh: you're addicted to video games.^ Re: Simeon Drake, OH, abt.
  • Drake Family Genealogy Forum (All Messages) 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC genforum.genealogy.com [Source type: Academic]

^ Drake : Hey, you're crying!
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^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
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Josh: I am not addicted to them! [grinning] I am in love with them!

.Drake: Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh!^ Drake : Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh!
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^ Josh : [about the two tough, scary-looking biker thugs he hired to scare Drake] Drake, meet Chip and Ronnie.
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^ I don't need girls; I got me a VIDEO GAME! Josh : Ooh, look at me, I'm Drake!
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I don't need girls; I got me a VIDEO GAME!
.Josh: Ooh, look at me, I'm Drake!^ Drake Dunsmore and mammoth sophomore Josh Rooks looked good at the superback position, a tight end-fullback-wide receiver mix.
  • Drake Dunsmore - Big Ten Blog - ESPN 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ Despite the pain and discomfort, the teen idol and star of Nickelodeon's "Drake & Josh" said he was more worried about his looks and his ability to sing again.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Back After His Car Accident 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Nutrition? Not for me! I'm gonna have me a big ol' bag of CHEESE BALLS!
.Drake: Which you're allergic to.^ Drake : Hey, you're crying!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : You're playing!
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^ Hey Drake, hope you're doing great.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: [uses a vaccum to suck the cheese balls from his mouth]
.Audrey: You were too busy to go get your sister, but you weren't too busy to play video games all day!^ Audrey : You were too busy to go get your sister, but you weren't too busy to play video games all day!
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^ Thank you for all your help."
  • Drake Heating & Air 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC drakecomfort.com [Source type: General]

^ Audrey : Where are you going?
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Drake: Josh.
.Audrey: Or to sit around swallowing 20 pounds of junk food!^ Audrey : Or to sit around swallowing 20 pounds of junk food!
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Josh: Drake.
.Megan: [to Audrey] I keep telling you they're bad people!!^ Megan : [to Audrey] I keep telling you they're bad people!!
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^ Where do they find you people at?
  • Birdshit – Money to Blow f. Drake & Lil Wayne (Video) | 2dopeboyz 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC 2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ DRAKE: Well, you couldn't say they were bad because the schedule they played, they played us and we played them in Sportsman's Park.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]


[Grammy has sent Josh a GameSphere]
Josh: It's a GameSphere!
.Drake: No way!^ Drake : No way!
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.The GameSphere doesn't come out for another month.^ The GameSphere doesn't come out for another month.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I heard it’s coming out next month.
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: Never underestimate Grammy!
.Walter: Whoa, hold on.^ Walter : Whoa, hold on.
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What's a GameSphere?
.Josh: Only the most sophisticating gaming experience ever created by humans!^ Josh : Only the most sophisticating gaming experience ever created by humans!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And...it's spherical. SPHERICAL!!

Josh: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAVE TO PLAY THE GAMESPHERE! IT'S SPHERICAL!!

.Megan: All you have to do is sabotage Drake.^ Jan 04 2006 @ 18:41 (anonymous) hey Drake hey all you girls need to freakin calm the heck down.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love all of your songs Nicki on Oct 15 2005 @ 22:15 (anonymous) Drake Omg Drake I love you..
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As you all know, we've spent the last month and a half dedicating time to sending Drake get well mail and well wishes.

.Josh: [grins evilly] Sabotage.^ Josh : [grins evilly] Sabotage.
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Josh like!

.Drake: Josh, what did you do?^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
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^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
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^ Drake : Josh, what did you do?
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.Everything's all candy and junk food.^ Everything's all candy and junk food.
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.Josh: [matter-of-factly] Yes.^ Josh : [matter-of-factly] Yes.
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I suppose it is!
.Drake: But, Josh, how did you--?^ [Josh arrives home looking very beat up] Drake : What happened to you?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How To: Guitar Lesson Part #2 (On the set of Drake and Josh) .
  • Drake and Josh, Drake Bell - Boxxet 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake Bell teaches us how to play the introduction to the show, Drake and Josh.
  • Drake and Josh, Drake Bell - Boxxet 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Josh raises big candy cane in front of Drake]
.Josh: Don't ask.^ [Josh raises big candy cane in front of Drake] Josh : Don't ask.
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[eats a piece of candy] Just enjoy.

[Josh tempts Drake with various sweets]
Josh: EVERYBODY LOVES GUMMY BEARS!

Guitar

Helen: You.
Josh: Me?
.Helen: That's your name, isn't it?^ Helen : That's your name, isn't it?
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Josh: Eighth planet from the sun!
Drake: They have eight now?!

.Josh: [to guitar] So I just kept applying the ointment..and eventually the rash went away...^ Josh : [to guitar] So I just kept applying the ointment..and eventually the rash went away...
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^ [Drake is staring at the vintage guitar he just won] Drake : Josh, I think I'm in love.
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.Josh: Do you sell guitars here?^ Josh : Do you sell guitars here?
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^ Drake and Josh] What are you boobs doing here?!
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^ We are sisters and we both love to watch you on Drake and Josh and we love your singing and your guitar playing.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Back After His Car Accident 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Guy at counter: [sarcastically] Here?^ Guy at counter : [sarcastically] Here?
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At Guitar World? .Gee, I don't know.^ Gee, I don't know.
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^ Josh : (sarcastic) Gee, I don't know.
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[Drake is staring at the vintage guitar he just won]
.Drake: Josh, I think I'm in love.^ By CallmeMaddy I think Drake Bell and Josh Peck are amazing and their characters remind me of my relationship with my twin sister.
  • Drake and Josh, Drake Bell - Boxxet 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know its old but I seriously LOVE Drake and Josh of course =)!!!!
  • Drake and Josh, Drake Bell - Boxxet 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And also you are VERY HOTT! I love your show Drake and Josh you are soooooooooooo funny!
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: Okay, but if you start makin' out with the thing, I'm leaving the room.^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Have you ever been in Megan's room before?
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^ Josh : Okay, but if you start makin' out with the thing, I'm leaving the room.
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.Josh: You got me into this mess.^ Josh : You got me into this mess.
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^ Josh : [to a security guard] Would you mind taking me into the back alley and beating me until I lose consciousness?
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Megan: I did? [grins] Cool.

.Josh: [to a security guard] Would you mind taking me into the back alley and beating me until I lose consciousness?^ Josh : [stands up] Take that back!
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^ Josh : You got me into this mess.
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^ Josh : [to a security guard] Would you mind taking me into the back alley and beating me until I lose consciousness?
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.Drake: Hey, could you stare at my guitar for me?^ Drake : Hey, could you stare at my guitar for me?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Hey, you're crying!
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^ Hey Drake I like your song that you play at the guitar I can play too.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I gotta pee.
.Josh: You want me to stare at your guitar...^ Josh : You want a mouthful of fist?!
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^ Josh : You want me to stare at your guitar...
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^ Josh : Do you sell guitars here?
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for you...while you pee?
.Drake: I could pee in here.^ Hey Drake if you look at messages in here could you teach me how to play a guitar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Back After His Car Accident 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: I'll stare.^ Josh : I'll stare.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.(Deleted scene)
Drake and Josh: (Singing) I saw Mercury, then Venus, I saw the Earth, then Mars, I saw Jupiter, then Saturn, Uranus, Neptune-
Radio announcer: Guys!
^ Mar 19 2005 @ 14:09 (anonymous) playing gutair josh tell drake i love him and can i give him a hug and can u tell him that can he play a song for me on his gutar.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake and Josh won the KCA for Best TV Show, and Drake picked up the Best TV Actor award...all thanks to you guys!

^ Chaz on Feb 11 2005 @ 22:43 (anonymous) Episodes Yo, Drake,Josh, r you guys r gonna have new episodes.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Can you hang up the phone?!
.Drake and Josh: (Hangs up the phone.^ Drake : First, she hangs up the phone and pretends not to be talking to anyone.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Can you hang up the phone?!
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^ Drake and Josh : (Hangs up the phone.
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They sigh then decide to go back to their song) I saw Mercury, then Venus, I saw the Earth, then Mars, I saw Jupiter, then Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and-

Movie Job

.Helen: Do you have a job?^ Helen : Do you have a job?
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Josh: No.
Helen: Are you, uh, all right in the head?
Josh: I think so.
Helen: Congratulations. .You're hired.^ You're hired.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: What?!
Helen: Get to work!

.Plumber: [going through the drain] Oh here's the problem.^ Plumber : [going through the drain] Oh here's the problem.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Megan : [to Drake] Oh, and if you ever pick me up and kiss me like that again, you're going to wake up breathin' through a tube.
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You had a beef rib stuck in there. .[starts eating it] No, actually, it's pork.^ No, actually, it's pork .
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[keeps eating] ...Yep. Definitely pork. [keeps eating and chuckles]
[Drake and Josh chuckle nervously]
Drake: MOM!
Josh: DAD!

[after Josh tells Drake that Helen is tough and does not just hand out jobs at the theater]
.Drake: Hey Helen, can I have a job here?^ Drake : Hey Josh, come here.
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^ Josh tells Drake that Helen is tough and does not just hand out jobs at the theater] Drake : Hey Helen, can I have a job here?
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.Helen: Sure, start tomorrow.^ Helen : Sure, start tomorrow.
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.Drake: I make my money the old fashioned way.^ Drake : I make my money the old fashioned way.
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^ Drake : To make money!
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^ Drake : Yeah, but could you do me a favor and not make things come out of my body?
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Josh: How?
.Drake: Selling your stuff on eBay.^ Jim Carrey and stuff i think Drake's the shit lol Anna go fuck your self i hope YOU die horrible, horrible death.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: Yeah, right. [finds that his stereo is missing]
.Josh: Uh, Drake, where's my stereo system?^ Josh : Uh, Drake, where's my stereo system?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake I love you so much ur my Fave Show And your acter is soo funny and Josh Peck too I love you I hope u will Feel Much Better!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake & Josh is one of my favorite shows!!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Drake: Wisconsin.

.Helen: You made Crazy Steve quit?!^ Helen : You made Crazy Steve quit?!
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^ Crazy Steve : You have every right to be disappointed.
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^ Josh : You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?!
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.Josh: You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?!^ Josh : You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?!
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^ Crazy Steve : You have every right to be disappointed.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hi Drake and Josh how are you guys doing?
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Back After His Car Accident 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Helen: Had to. Long story. Not pretty.

(Deleted scene)
.Walter: (Talking through objects) Hey, are you the weather man?^ Walter : (Talking through objects) Hey, are you the weather man?
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^ ''But when he was talking, he would say, 'Hey, I coached you right, right?
  • Ohio.com - Cribbs steps in to support late coach's son 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.ohio.com [Source type: News]
  • Ohio.com - Cribbs steps in to support late coach's son 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.ohio.com [Source type: News]

Not just the weather man. .(Audrey and Megan walk in) I'm the SUPERHERO WEATHER MAN!!!^ (Audrey and Megan walk in) I'm the SUPERHERO WEATHER MAN!!!
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(Audrey and Megan just stare at him. Walter turns on the TV)

Football

[Josh leans against a wall with wet paint. Twice.]
Josh: Okay. How 'bout...PAINTIN' ON THE WEEKENDS?!

[Josh arrives home looking very beat up]
.Drake: What happened to you?^ [Josh arrives home looking very beat up] Drake : What happened to you?
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Josh: Football happened to me. .First I got tackled, then I was trampled, and I'm pretty sure someone bit my ankle!^ First I got tackled, then I was trampled, and I'm pretty sure someone bit my ankle!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: So...you didn't make the team.^ June 18th and July 17th - additions to the schedule On June 18th Drake will be making an appearance on TRL, so make sure you tune in!

^ DRAKE: Well, you take a man that's carrying himself like Robinson 's carrying himself on and off the field, he's bound to make those achievements.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Loren and I have worked our hardest to make the site as easy to navigate as possible, and you all know I do everything I can to make this team successful.

.Josh: Oh, I made the team.^ Josh : Oh, I made the team.
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Drake: Really?! That's so cool!
Josh: Yeah! .My brother, you are looking at Belleview High's brand-new...^ My brother, you are looking at Belleview High's brand-new...
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^ Brand new movie starring Drake Bell and Josh Peck,Merry Christmas Drake and Josh!Hope you like it!!!
  • Drake and Josh, Drake Bell - Boxxet 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ ALSO: The DBST is currently looking for new US leaders...as you know Drake's career is taking off so rapidly, and Morgan and I really can't do it on our own anymore.

[holds up a jersey] E-QUIPMENT MANAGER!
[Drake stares at Josh, incredulous]
Josh: ...E-QUIPMENT MANAGER!

.Josh: Did you do something to my brownies?^ Josh, believe or not, you are a very special gay in my life, because you put an smile in my mouth everyday…..thanks.i love you .
  • Eje-KidZ – Drake & Josh son favoritos de todos! 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.eje-kidz.com [Source type: General]

^ Drake I love you so much ur my Fave Show And your acter is soo funny and Josh Peck too I love you I hope u will Feel Much Better!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Did something cause you to miss The View?
  • Watching The View » Blog Archive » The View December 4th Recap: Harry Connick Jr, Marlo Thomas, Drake Bell and Josh Peck 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.watchingtheview.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.^ Drake : Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.
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^ Josh : Oh yeah, we're the worst!
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^ Drake and Josh is a good show, but some parts can be inappropiate.


.Zeke: Hey, who are you kids, and what are you doing in my chocolate factory?^ Zeke : Hey, who are you kids, and what are you doing in my chocolate factory?
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^ Zeke : Who are you?
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^ What are you doing on my front porch!?
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.Josh: Being at school at night creeps me out.^ Josh : Being at school at night creeps me out.
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Drake: Really? .That's how I feel about school during the day.^ That's how I feel about school during the day .
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^ How do you feel about that?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ I just feel that she was frustrated that day about Chopra’s comments and therefore, out it came.
  • Watching The View » Blog Archive » The View December 4th Recap: Harry Connick Jr, Marlo Thomas, Drake Bell and Josh Peck 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.watchingtheview.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Josh: I'm not ready to die! .I haven't seen Paris!^ I haven't seen Paris!
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.Drake: They eat snails, the people smell bad; you don't wanna go there.^ Go out and support Drake if you can.

^ There you go.
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ DRAKE: You don't forget it, see.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]


Zeke: Who are you?
Drake: I'm Drake.
Zeke: And you are...?
Josh: Josh.
Zeke: And I am...?
Drake: ...Zeke. ...You're Zeke.
Zeke: ...Right. And you are...?

Pool Shark

.Josh: Hey Drake, wanna take a cooking class together?^ Scott on Jun 16 2005 @ 13:02 (anonymous) [No Subject] hey drake, i was just thinking, wanna have sex with each other?
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Anna on Feb 20 2005 @ 15:11 (anonymous) Drake And Josh Drake take a chill pill.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Roxxie on Apr 24 2005 @ 21:09 (anonymous) hey Hey, I just wanted to say that I think the show Drake and Josh is really funny.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: [from another room, in a high-pitched voice] Sorry, Drake moved to Australia.^ Drake's voice only varies in pitch when the autotune is on.
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]

^ With the overwhelmingly high level of public interest in the Drake Bell appearance and limited capacity in the Granite Room in the Wachusett Mountain Base Lodge, Wachusett Mountain management determined it would be in the best interest of the skiing and snowboarding public to recommend the appearance be moved to another site.

^ Drake-solid verse,lyrical like always Kanye-His rhymes are whack, I could've gone without his high pitched voice.
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]

.Josh: That's not even an Australian accent!^ Josh : That's not even an Australian accent!
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.Drake: Yes it is...fromage!^ Drake : Yes it is...fromage!
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Josh: That's French!

.Drake: Hey Josh, come play.^ Drake : Hey Josh, come play.
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^ Josh : Hey, where's Drake with our pizza?
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^ Drake : Hey Josh, come here.
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Josh: I'm working!
.Drake: You're playing!^ Drake : Hey, you're crying!
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^ Drake : You're playing!
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^ DRAKE: Well, you couldn't say they were bad because the schedule they played, they played us and we played them in Sportsman's Park.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

Josh: ...Okay.

.Josh: [about the two tough, scary-looking biker thugs he hired to scare Drake] Drake, meet Chip and Ronnie.^ Josh : [about the two tough, scary-looking biker thugs he hired to scare Drake] Drake, meet Chip and Ronnie.
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^ Josh tells Drake that Helen is tough and does not just hand out jobs at the theater] Drake : Hey Helen, can I have a job here?
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^ Wow who ever is trying to be Josh Peck sucks..Josh would never say that about Drake at all..They are best friends.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.My old camp counselors.^ My old camp counselors.
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[laughs]
.Drake: [pause] Where did you go to camp?^ KORR: Did you have any idea what you were going to do?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Drake : Josh, what did you do?
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^ Drake : Why are you going to be on the news?
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.Walter: [needing a last minute anniversary gift for his wife] Uh, go get her some toothpaste.^ Walter : [needing a last minute anniversary gift for his wife] Uh, go get her some toothpaste.
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She's always using toothpaste.
.Josh: Dad, there's $200 here.^ Josh : Dad, there's $200 here.
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.Walter: Well get her some mouthwash too!^ Walter : Well get her some mouthwash too!
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...I'm just a man! [runs away]

[While walking out angrily on Drake, Josh trips and falls]
.Josh: I may have tripped...but that does NOT diminish the impact of THIS exit!^ [While walking out angrily on Drake, Josh trips and falls] Josh : I may have tripped...but that does NOT diminish the impact of THIS exit!
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.
Drake: (To Josh, Bends down on one knee opening a case) Will you play pool with me?^ Drake : Hey Josh, come play.
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^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
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^ Drake: (To Josh, Bends down on one knee opening a case) Will you play pool with me?
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Little Diva

.Drake: I thought you were going to get an autograph from Regis.^ Drake : Why are you going to be on the news?
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^ Drake : I thought you were going to get an autograph from Regis.
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^ Drake : They eat snails, the people smell bad; you don't wanna go there.
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Josh: I asked. He hit me.
.Drake: Yeah, Regis...^ Drake : Yeah, Regis...
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Blues Brothers

.Josh: [referring to Megan] Such big evil in such a little girl.^ After accidentally putting their Denver-bound little sister, Megan, on the wrong plane to Los Angeles, Drake and Josh immediately hop on the next plane to retrieve her.
  • Drake & Josh Go Hollywood Television show - Drake & Josh Go Hollywood TV Show - Yahoo! TV 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ AM SLEUTH MAGNUM, P.I. "Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones, Too" .
  • TV Worth Watching | For Better or Werts 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.tvworthwatching.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ PM SLEUTH MAGNUM, P.I. "Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones, Too" .
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.Josh: I hated the fourth grade.^ Josh : I hated the fourth grade.
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.It was my awkward stage.^ It was my awkward stage.
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Drake: And this is...?

.Drake: Why are you going to be on the news?^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
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^ Drake : Why are you going to be on the news?
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^ Megan : Why are you always asking about Drake?
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.Did you get locked in the monkey cage again?^ Did you get locked in the monkey cage again?
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.Josh: Hey, those chimps tricked me!^ Josh : Hey, those chimps tricked me!
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.The big one took my corn dog and, I mean, I had to go in there and get it back!^ Josh : It took you more then an hour to get one corn dog?!
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^ The big one took my corn dog and, I mean, I had to go in there and get it back!
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^ Whenever I Say ur name there is a big smile on my face that I can't get rid of because I just think of u all of the time.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And I'd do it again!

.Josh: Some people are just born lucky.^ Rating: XxXxDaTruthXxXx's Top Rated Songs Normally i just listen to the songs and read comments, but i gotta speak up because some of you peoples claims are outlandish.
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]

I am not one of those people.

.Josh: I must be dreaming.^ Josh : I must be dreaming.
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Pinch me!
.Drake: I'm not pinching any part of you.^ Drake : I'm not pinching any part of you.
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Driver's License

.Josh's driving instructor: I hate teenagers.^ Josh's driving instructor : I hate teenagers.
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Josh: Oh yeah, we're the worst!

.Josh: [on the phone] Hello?^ Josh : [on the phone] Hello?
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...Oh, hi Trevor... .No, I don't want to see your growth...^ No, I don't want to see your growth...
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^ Just goes to show they really don’t seem to care about what people really want to see on the show.
  • Watching The View » Blog Archive » The View December 4th Recap: Harry Connick Jr, Marlo Thomas, Drake Bell and Josh Peck 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.watchingtheview.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ See, Russell, was a manager, he don't have no coaches, he don't have nobody but himself.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

Look, I don't care if it's still growing. .Put it back in the jar!"^ Put it back in the jar!"
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.Josh: Drake, we're supposed to be studying for our driving test tomorrow.^ That must be tough trying to eat and sing like that.....I'll be watching Drake and Josh for awesome new episodes once you're feeling better!!!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Apr 12 2007 @ 08:55 (anonymous) songs Hey guyz what is the song called when drake and josh are driving to the stuido in the dodge ??
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My 2nd show i like was When Drake and Josh get an buggy to drive and it was so studip when Drake get hurt and josh is mad at him it was an accident Josh get over it.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: [playing a video game] That's what I'm doing.^ Drake is still fresh to the game And I was watching a video of Wayne dissing on Em because Em didn’t want to collab.
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Audrey : You were too busy to go get your sister, but you weren't too busy to play video games all day!
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^ I don't need girls; I got me a VIDEO GAME! Josh : Ooh, look at me, I'm Drake!
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.Ooh, just rammed a dragon!^ Ooh, just rammed a dragon!
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.Uh oh, bridge is out!^ Uh oh, bridge is out!
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.Josh: I seriously doubt our driving test will involve stealing a bus and ramming dragons.^ Josh : I seriously doubt our driving test will involve stealing a bus and ramming dragons.
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^ Josh : Drake, we're supposed to be studying for our driving test tomorrow.
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.Drake: Do you know that for sure?^ Drake : Are you sure?
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^ Drake : Do you know that for sure?
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^ DRAKE: Well, you know, they claim there's a lot of conflict on the Big Red.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

#1 Fan

Josh: [holding a too large T-shirt] Is this for me or a sport utility vehicle?!

.Drake & Josh's answering machine: [Drake's voice] Hey, this is Drake and Josh, leave your name and blah, blah, blah, blah...^ Josh tells Drake that Helen is tough and does not just hand out jobs at the theater] Drake : Hey Helen, can I have a job here?
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^ Josh : I've seen the birthmark on your back, Drake.
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^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
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Josh: [opens oven] Hello, s'mores! [takes s'mores out without oven mitt] HELLO, PAIN!!

.Josh: So Wendy has a crush on you.^ Josh : So Wendy has a crush on you.
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It's cute. .When I was her age, I had a crush on Oprah.^ When I was her age, I had a crush on Oprah.
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Drake: Oprah?
Josh: She's an inspiration! .Anyway, don't worry.^ Anyway, don't worry.
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.This week she likes you, next week it'll be...^ You weirdo people talking about drake like that wishing him to die, ya'll are soo stupid.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That must be tough trying to eat and sing like that.....I'll be watching Drake and Josh for awesome new episodes once you're feeling better!!!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: [mockingly] Oprah?^ Drake : [mockingly] Oprah?
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.Josh: Don't mock me!^ Josh : Don't mock me!
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(Josh and the Campfire Kids arrive at the Premier)
.Wendy: So, what movie are we seeing?^ Wendy : So, what movie are we seeing?
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.Josh: We're not seeing a movie.^ Josh : We're not seeing a movie.
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^ Josh : That tears it, we're seeing a movie!
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.We're here to learn about the wilderness of navigation.^ We're here to learn about the wilderness of navigation.
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(All the Campfire Kids groan)
.Pete: You're the worst!^ (All the Campfire Kids groan) Pete : You're the worst!
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^ Drake : [to Josh] You're the worst!
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.Josh: (Sarcastically) Thank you, Pete.^ Josh : (Sarcastically) Thank you, Pete.
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.Okay, so what would you do if someone dropped you of in the middle of nowhere?^ Okay, so what would you do if someone dropped you of in the middle of nowhere?
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^ Josh : Okay, don't react naturally, act the way you would if I was a big scary robber.
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.Megan: I'd call mom on my cellphone.^ Megan : I'd call mom on my cellphone.
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^ Megan : I always have my cellphone.
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^ Megan : So I carry a compass and a topographical map, but I don't carry my cellphone?
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.Josh: Say you didn't have a cellphone.^ Josh : Say you didn't have a cellphone.
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^ Say for Instance, now, you take another man, a rough type that drank and didn't care, he'd 'a' killed the goose that laid the golden egg.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Josh : You already tried that, and it didn't work.
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Megan: I always have my cellphone.
.Josh: The battery's dead.^ Josh : The battery's dead.
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Megan: I always carry a-
.Josh: It's broken, it fell in the lake, a bear ate it, the point is YOU'RE LOST! And you only carry a compass and a topographical map.^ Josh : You only paid me for three.
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^ Megan : So I carry a compass and a topographical map, but I don't carry my cellphone?
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^ Megan : I always carry a- Josh : It's broken, it fell in the lake, a bear ate it, the point is YOU'RE LOST! And you only carry a compass and a topographical map.
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.Megan: So I carry a compass and a topographical map, but I don't carry my cellphone?^ Megan : I'd call mom on my cellphone.
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^ Megan : I always have my cellphone.
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^ Megan : So I carry a compass and a topographical map, but I don't carry my cellphone?
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.Josh: That tears it, we're seeing a movie!^ Josh : We're not seeing a movie.
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^ Josh : That tears it, we're seeing a movie!
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.Campfire Kids: Yeeeeeeeeah!^ Campfire Kids : Yeeeeeeeeah!
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.Wendy: (To Megan) Where's your brother?^ Wendy : (To Megan) Where's your brother?
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.Megan: (Thinking she was talking about Josh) That is my brother.^ Megan : My idiot brothers.
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^ Megan : (Thinking she was talking about Josh) That is my brother.
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^ Josh : I dont think I want to know about you dating a dozen musical men.
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Wendy: Not him! Drake!
.Megan: Why are you always asking about Drake?^ Megan : Why are you always asking about Drake?
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^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
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^ Drake : Why are you going to be on the news?
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.Wendy: He's only, like, the cutest boy ever!^ Wendy : He's only, like, the cutest boy ever!
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^ Dec 11 2004 @ 16:36 (anonymous) I like hi ma lot I like him more nikkie on Dec 11 2004 @ 16:36 (anonymous) Drake Drake is the cutest boy in the world.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Pete: Ahem!
.Wendy: Don't you think Drake's adorable?^ DRAKE: Yes, you do, you think about that.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ DRAKE: No, I don't think that was important.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Wendy : Don't you think Drake's adorable?
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.Megan: I think of him more as a...^ DRAKE: I think if he had a little more fight in him he'd be a better ball player.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Megan : I think of him more as a...
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target.

Mean Teacher

.Megan: [with a tomato launcher] Okay, first we aim...next we load the tomatoes...and now, we wait for the boob.^ Megan : [with a tomato launcher] Okay, first we aim...next we load the tomatoes...and now, we wait for the boob.
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[Josh enters the room, and Megan shoots a tomato at him and misses]
.Megan: Aw, man!^ [Josh enters the room, and Megan shoots a tomato at him and misses] Megan : Aw, man!
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.I missed your head.^ I missed your head.
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^ How could I have missed your giant head?
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.How could I have missed your giant head?^ I missed your head.
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^ How could I have missed your giant head?
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.Josh: Okay, first of all, my head is only slightly larger than average.^ Josh : Okay, first of all, my head is only slightly larger than average.
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^ So that's when I first met Satchel in '26, but I never played on a ball club with him other than All Nations, not the All Nations but I mean the Kansas City Monarchs.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Josh : Okay, but first...
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Second-
[Megan shoots more tomatoes, and keeps missing]
Megan: Darn it! I gotta go read the manual.
.Josh: Wait, aren't you going to clean this up?^ Josh : I hope you go bald!
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^ Josh : Wait, aren't you going to clean this up?
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^ You show up, you say some stuff, you go home.
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Megan: It's your room.
[she leaves, and Drake enters and sees the tomato mess]
.Drake: ...Who exploded?^ Drake enters and sees the tomato mess] Drake : ...Who exploded?
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.Audrey: Where are you going?^ Audrey : Where are you going?
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^ Audrey : You were too busy to go get your sister, but you weren't too busy to play video games all day!
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.Drake: Break up with my girlfriend.^ Drake : Break up with my girlfriend.
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Audrey: Have fun.

.Drake: So, uh...nice night we're having?^ Drake : So, uh...nice night we're having?
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Mrs. Hayfer: I hate you.
Drake: I know.

.Josh: [to his date] I forgot whether you'd asked for regular or diet soda, so I went for the diet because you're a model, so you're probably watching your figure...I mean, not that you need to watch your figure, I mean, you have a great body...I mean, not that I was looking at it, I was just...I was just...aw, jeez!^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
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^ Josh : [to his date] I forgot whether you'd asked for regular or diet soda, so I went for the diet because you're a model, so you're probably watching your figure...I mean, not that you need to watch your figure, I mean, you have a great body...I mean, not that I was looking at it, I was just...I was just...aw, jeez!
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^ Because you're black?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]


Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
.Drake: But...but you just asked....^ Megan : Why are you always asking about Drake?
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^ Drake : But...but you just asked....
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^ Drake : Just give up before you embarrass yourself.
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Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?
Drake: Kinda!

[Drake knocks at Kelly's door, only to have Mrs. Hayfer answer it]
Mrs. Hayfer: Drake?!
Drake: Mrs. Hayfer?! What are you doing here?!
Mrs. Hayfer: Watching OR and I'm missing Natalin's coenauscopy. .What are you doing on my front porch!?^ What are you doing on my front porch!?
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^ Zeke : Hey, who are you kids, and what are you doing in my chocolate factory?
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Drake: Wait. .Isn't this Kelly's address?^ Isn't this Kelly's address?
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Mrs. Hayfer: WAIT!? .You're the boy who's been dating my daughter!?^ In my opinion, a manager makes a team, and the team makes a manager regardless if you don't have the material to work with, you're not going to do much.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ I have something to say to you that I've always wanted to say I want you to be my boy friend anyway.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Regardless who you are, if you're Mexican or a Greek or any nationality you made a record, your record stands, see?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Drake: You're Kelly's mom!?^ Hey Drake, hope you're doing great.
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^ Middlesex, N.J. - kelly drake 7/06/08 Re: Joseph Drake, born Feb.
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^ Frieda Hardee 11/02/99 Re: Kellis Drake b.
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Mrs. Hayfer: I'm going to be sick.
.Drake: Yeah, I'm right there with you.^ Drake bell you are a hottie yeah.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ DRAKE: Right up there with them.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Drake : Yeah, I'm right there with you.
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Mrs. Hayfer: Drake, what language were Homer's The Iliad and The Odyssy written in?
Drake: Greek?
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong! Todd?
Todd: Uhhh, Greek?
Mrs. Hayfer: Correct.
.Drake: [Drake hits the answering machine] Ah, I can't take it anymore!^ Drake : [Drake hits the answering machine] Ah, I can't take it anymore!
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^ Drake & Josh's answering machine : [Drake's voice] Hey, this is Drake and Josh, leave your name and blah, blah, blah, blah...
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.I'm gonna make that girl break up with me tonight!^ I'm gonna make that girl break up with me tonight!
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.Josh: You already tried that, and it didn't work.^ That must be tough trying to eat and sing like that.....I'll be watching Drake and Josh for awesome new episodes once you're feeling better!!!
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^ Next time you try and impersonated this Josh character, you might want to use a different posting name.
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^ KORR: You didn't think of baseball as working?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

Drake: I know...but...I need...something...like [stares and points at Josh's shirt] That shirt
.Josh: My shirt???^ Drake : I know...but...I need...something...like [stares and points at Josh's shirt] That shirt Josh : My shirt???
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.Drake: Your shirt!^ Drake : Your shirt!
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Josh: No! .You don't even believe in it's lucky powers!^ You don't even believe in it's lucky powers!
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^ I don't even know how old you are.
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Drake: Yea I do!!! .You got video games, gold jewllrey, a date witha model, you life's not that good!^ You got video games, gold jewllrey, a date witha model, you life's not that good!
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^ Audrey : You were too busy to go get your sister, but you weren't too busy to play video games all day!
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^ Drake : Oh, just face it, Josh: you're addicted to video games.
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[points at the shirt] This shirt is possessed!
Josh: I prefer enchanted.

The Gary Grill

.Josh: You made my customer leave.^ Josh : Are you...are you copying my answers?
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^ Josh : You made my customer leave.
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^ Mabie if Josh tells you my email address then you can email me....
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.Drake: So, who cares?^ Drake : So, who cares?
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Josh: I do. .Helen's been all over my butt to sell more snacks.^ Helen's been all over my butt to sell more snacks.
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.Drake: Uh, you really shouldn't use the words 'butt' and 'snacks' in the same sentence.^ Drake : Uh, you really shouldn't use the words 'butt' and 'snacks' in the same sentence.
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^ I love you real Drake!!!
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^ Drake : You want a buttful of foot?!
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Josh: [annoyed] HEADACHES!

[Gary Coleman is about to confiscate their new translucent chair]
.Josh: Please, can we keep the chair?^ [Gary Coleman is about to confiscate their new translucent chair] Josh : Please, can we keep the chair?
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.Gary Coleman: Have you sat in it?^ Gary Coleman : Have you sat in it?
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Josh: Yeah.
Gary Coleman: [in disgust] Keep it.
Á=== Drew and Jerry ===
.Josh: I repeat words for emphasis.^ Josh : I repeat words for emphasis.
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EMPHASIS!

.Josh: [to Drake] What, is he wearing my underwear too?^ Drake I love you so much ur my Fave Show And your acter is soo funny and Josh Peck too I love you I hope u will Feel Much Better!
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^ Drake & Josh is one of my favorite shows!!
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^ Drake and Josh is my favorite show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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.Jerry: No, I don't wear underwear when I sleep.^ Jerry : No, I don't wear underwear when I sleep.
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^ [Josh has discovered that Jerry is wearing his pajamas] Josh : [to Drake] What, is he wearing my underwear too?
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Josh: Okay then. Three words: KEEP...THE PAJAMAS!

.Megan: [to Drake] Oh, and if you ever pick me up and kiss me like that again, you're going to wake up breathin' through a tube.^ Re: Simeon Drake, OH, abt.
  • Drake Family Genealogy Forum (All Messages) 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC genforum.genealogy.com [Source type: Academic]

^ Drake : Hey, you're crying!
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^ Drake : Okay, let's go and get Megan!
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.Megan: Look at him, boobin' it up out there!It has you're exact ladatude and longitude!LONGETUDE!!^ You had to get out of their way, that's all there was to that.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ I said, "I remember, we're going to work out this morning so why don't you come along?"
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ You're a talented person and I can't wait till your cd comes out.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Honor Council

Walter: You have been known to 'act out'.
Drake: Like when?
.Walter: You drove the lawnmower into the living room.^ Walter : You drove the lawnmower into the living room.
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Drake: By accident!
.Audrey: You filled our swimming pool with lobsters.^ Audrey : You filled our swimming pool with lobsters.
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.Drake: To make money!^ DRAKE: Yes, that's his only chance to make any money, in sports.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Walter: Should I mention the stink bomb at my sister's wedding?^ Walter : Should I mention the stink bomb at my sister's wedding?
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.Drake: Oh, come on, even you hate your sister!^ Drake : Oh, come on, even you hate your sister!
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^ Drake : Oh, thank you.
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^ You're a talented person and I can't wait till your cd comes out.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Mindy: I think when you were a baby, your mother dropped you on your head, then fed you a bottle of Stupid Juice, then sucked your brain out with a vacuum.^ His teeth were knocked out , that would suck if if happened to you.
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^ You're a talented person and I can't wait till your cd comes out.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I just can't get you out of head that I even dreamed about you last night.
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.Josh: Oh yeah, well...oh yeah, well...oh yeah?!^ Josh : Oh yeah, we're the worst!
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^ Drake : Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.
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.Mindy: Good comeback, Josh.^ Mindy : Good comeback, Josh.
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Josh: OH YEAH?!

Mrs. Hayfer: Well, Drake....this isn't easy for me to admit, but I was wrong. I'm sorry.
.Drake: Oh, thank you.^ Drake : Oh, thank you.
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^ Drake : Oh, come on, even you hate your sister!
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^ Megan : [to Drake] Oh, and if you ever pick me up and kiss me like that again, you're going to wake up breathin' through a tube.
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Mrs. Hayfer: I still hate you.
Drake: I know.

(Deleted scene)
(A girl from the jury gets up from her seat and runs up to Drake)
Girl: Drake's innocent, and cute!
.Drake: Who are you?^ Drake : Who are you?
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^ Drake : [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy] Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This is a hot song i think everybody did their thing on this banger good look drake collaboratin with Kanye & Em of course you got wayne on it who wouldn't .
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]

.Girl: You draw so cool!^ Girl : You draw so cool!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Drake: Uh... thanks?
Mr. Thompson: Please take your seat.
.Girl: Free Drake!^ Girl : Free Drake!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Free Drake! Free Drake! .I love you Drake!^ I love you drake.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love you real Drake!!!
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love you Drake!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

(Runs back to her seat)
Mindy:... Okay....

Season Three

.Josh: You're the best, you know that?^ Josh : You know I have a spastic tongue.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ HAUSE: What were you're best pitches?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Josh : You're the best, you know that?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Drake: Well...yes.

.Drake: It's fun locking Josh in closets.^ Drake : It's fun locking Josh in closets.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: You want a mouthful of fist?!^ Next time you try and impersonated this Josh character, you might want to use a different posting name.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: You want a buttful of foot?!^ Drake : Do you want to be honest, or do you want a girlfriend?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : You want a buttful of foot?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Helen : Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never wanted.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Drake: You calling me a liar?!^ Drake : You calling me a liar?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You can call me on my cell phone and my cell phone number is (507) 612-246-5964 that is my cell phone number Drake Bell.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jul 31 2005 @ 04:58 (anonymous) u have a sexy ass hey drake, call me up please i am madly in love with you!
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!^ Josh : I ain't calling you a truther!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Audrey: So, how was school?^ Audrey : So, how was school?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: [to Josh] You're the worst!^ Drake : You're Kelly's mom!?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Really, you're not a smart boy.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hey Drake, hope you're doing great.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: [to Drake] You sicken me!^ Drake : [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy] Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I have seen every Drake and Josh t.v show.i think you are better than Josh.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Audrey: I see.

.Josh: [waiting for surgery] Oh, they're going to carve me up like a Christmas ham!^ Josh : [waiting for surgery] Oh, they're going to carve me up like a Christmas ham!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Wait, aren't you going to clean this up?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Oh, they broke up.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: I hope you go bald!^ Drake I love you so much ur my Fave Show And your acter is soo funny and Josh Peck too I love you I hope u will Feel Much Better!
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I hope you get better sometime so we can work on Drake and Josh again.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jim Carrey and stuff i think Drake's the shit lol Anna go fuck your self i hope YOU die horrible, horrible death.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!^ Drake : I hope they cancel Oprah!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: [stands up] Take that back!^ Josh : [stands up] Take that back!
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^ Josh : [to a security guard] Would you mind taking me into the back alley and beating me until I lose consciousness?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : [takes the phone from Megan and shoves it down his pants] Now, you may have the phone back after we're done talking to you.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Megan: [referring to Josh] Such a small brain in such a big boob.

Josh: [as Dr. Vishi-swoz] I kissed your wife!

Josh: I've lost my sightless loopy boss!

.Drake: We have a serious gas leak in the Drake and Josh Inn.^ Drake : We have a serious gas leak in the Drake and Josh Inn.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "Drake & Josh," which spun its lead characters off Nickelodeon's "The Amanda Show" in 2004, is one of the channel's most popular series.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : (To Josh) Dude, you are taking this acting thing way too seriously!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Fat guy: Oh, sorry.^ Fat guy : Oh, sorry.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I think it was me.

.Drake: You hear that?^ Drake : You hear that?
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^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
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^ Susan : Drake, did you hear what he just said to me?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It's saying, [holds $200 bill like a hand puppet] "Spend me, Josh. .Won't you spend me?"^ Won't you spend me?"
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: [snatches it from him] Money's not a puppet!^ Josh : [snatches it from him] Money's not a puppet!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Drake: Hey Josh, come here.^ Josh : Hey, where's Drake with our pizza?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Hey Josh, come play.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Hey Josh, come here.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: [walks over] Yeah?
.Drake: Check out this family picture.^ Drake : Check out this family picture.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: What about it?
.Drake: I look good.^ Drake : I look good .
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This is a hot song i think everybody did their thing on this banger good look drake collaboratin with Kanye & Em of course you got wayne on it who wouldn't .
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]


.Botanist: I've got a big date tonight.^ Botanist : I've got a big date tonight.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Megan: Dinner with your mom?^ Megan : Dinner with your mom?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Botanist: ...Yes.

.Helen: Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never wanted.^ I love you Drake!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake, I love you so much.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love you real Drake!!!
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: I needed to ask Drake about our homework.^ Josh : Hey, where's Drake with our pizza?
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^ Josh : I needed to ask Drake about our homework.
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^ Megan : Why are you always asking about Drake?
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.Drake: I don't do homework.^ Drake : I don't do homework.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : I don't even do my own homework!
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.Sammy: You can help me with my homework.^ Sammy : You can help me with my homework.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: I don't even do my own homework!^ Drake : I don't even do my own homework!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I may not be the biggest fan of Drake and have all his posters on my bedroom walls, own his CDs, and tape everything he's in, but I really do care about him.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dear Drake Bell, I hope you get better.I've even got my own guitar.Please email me back.My hole family is praying for you to get better.Some time can you come over to my house?If you can can you teach me how to play guitar?
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[Drake and Josh find monitors in Megan's room]
.Drake: I wonder what this button does.^ [Drake and Josh find monitors in Megan's room] Drake : I wonder what this button does.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[presses a button; Josh gets shocked by a buzzer hidden in his trousers]
.Josh: So THAT'S why that's been happening!^ Josh gets shocked by a buzzer hidden in his trousers] Josh : So THAT'S why that's been happening!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I thought it was puberty.

Megan: See? .It's fun to use your brain.^ It's fun to use your brain.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: How dare you marry my e-woman?!^ Em to me in my opinion slammed Gucci with the Pinocchio line and the last bit – “payback muthaf-cka for the way you got at me so how’s it taste?
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My friend is friends with Allison stoner who played on you show drake and josh.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Josh: Have you ever been in Megan's room before?
.Drake: Once, when she was five.^ Drake : Once, when she was five.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: And?
.Drake: She pushed me out the window and told Mom I fell.^ Drake : She pushed me out the window and told Mom I fell.
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.Josh: [takes the phone from Megan and shoves it down his pants] Now, you may have the phone back after we're done talking to you.^ Josh : [stands up] Take that back!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : Have you ever been in Megan's room before?
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^ Josh : [takes the phone from Megan and shoves it down his pants] Now, you may have the phone back after we're done talking to you.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Megan: I wouldn't want that phone back if I were dying on the kitchen floor.^ Megan : I wouldn't want that phone back if I were dying on the kitchen floor.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Josh : [takes the phone from Megan and shoves it down his pants] Now, you may have the phone back after we're done talking to you.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Helen: Josh! .Why aren't you working?!^ Why aren't you working?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I said, "I remember, we're going to work out this morning so why don't you come along?"
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Josh: It's my day off.^ Josh : It's my day off.
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.Helen: Oh, and so you think that's an excuse not to be working?!^ Helen : Oh, and so you think that's an excuse not to be working?!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ KORR: You didn't think of baseball as working?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Drake: Hi, Helen.^ Drake : Hi, Helen.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Helen: WHAT IS IT?!

.Josh: You know I have a spastic tongue.^ Josh : You know I have a spastic tongue.
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^ Josh : You're the best, you know that?
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^ Drake : Once again, you were not punished because you lied- Josh : I know.
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.Drake: How many spastic parts can one person have?^ Drake : How many spastic parts can one person have?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: Seven.

.Josh: Look, we had $200, alright?^ Josh : Look, we had $200, alright?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

...Which .you promptly threw away on bubblegum, a wristwatch, a telescope, and a Mexican robot!^ Which you promptly threw away on bubblegum, a wristwatch, a telescope, and a Mexican robot!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Drake: Aw, come on, man, this is cool!^ Drake : Aw, come on, man, this is cool!
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake is cool for an up an coming artist..
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[presses a button]
.Robot: Me llamo Roberto Roboto.^ Robot : Me llamo Roberto Roboto.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: Yeah, that is pretty cool.
Robot: Gracias.

.Drake: Josh, I'm in serious trouble!^ "Drake & Josh," which spun its lead characters off Nickelodeon's "The Amanda Show" in 2004, is one of the channel's most popular series.
  • StarBlogs.net:Drake Bell Recovering After Car Crash 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.starblogs.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ TVSerien.info: Drake und Josh www.tvserien.info/serie.php3?id=100 .
  • Drake & Josh - www.tv-kult.de - Fernsehen von fr�her. Eine Zeitreise in das Fernsehprogramm der 70er und 80er Jahre 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.tv-kult.de [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : We have a serious gas leak in the Drake and Josh Inn.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Josh: Whose girlfriend did you hit on now?^ Josh : Whose girlfriend did you hit on now ?
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^ Drake : Josh, what did you do?
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^ Josh : [takes the phone from Megan and shoves it down his pants] Now, you may have the phone back after we're done talking to you.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Drake: You're kind of a girl, right?^ Drake : Because you're a divious, twisted little girl.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : Hey, you're crying!
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^ Drake : You're kind of a girl, right?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Mindy: Well if not I've been buying the wrong underwear.^ Mindy : Well if not I've been buying the wrong underwear.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: I'm not much of an actor.^ Josh : I'm not much of an actor.
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.Director: Neither is Jennifer Lopez.^ Director : Neither is Jennifer Lopez.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: True that.

Drake: What's acting? .You show up, you say some stuff, you go home.^ You show up, you say some stuff, you go home.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You make this stuff up!
  • Perez Hilton: More Claims Against Simon Monjack 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Drake : It's acting, you show up, you say some stuff, you go home, anyone could do it.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[Drake and Josh are frantically searching for Megan, thinking she's up to something]
.Drake: See her anywhere?^ [Drake and Josh are frantically searching for Megan, thinking she's up to something] Drake : See her anywhere?
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.Josh: No, but that's when she's most dangerous!^ Josh : No, but that's when she's most dangerous!
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.Josh: Uh oh.^ Josh : Uh oh.
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.I just had a bad thought.^ I just had a bad thought.
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Megan: What? .That you might grow old, never marry, and die alone?^ That you might grow old, never marry, and die alone?
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Josh: No... .But thank you for pointing out that possibility.^ But thank you for pointing out that possibility.
  • Drake & Josh - Wikiquote 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You got to take the men on their records, and when you pin-point it out of three, that's pretty tough, three, just three men.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]


.Helen: [to Josh] You have upset me in ways I can't even understand, boy!!^ I played on a ball club where a boy used to file his spikes, he'd cut your throat if you got in his way then.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]


.Mindy: You can't end a relationship with a phone call.^ Mindy : You can't end a relationship with a phone call.
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.Drake: Duh, I'm gonna text message her.^ Drake : Duh, I'm gonna text message her.
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.Josh: [to Drake] You see what you do?!^ Drake : [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy] Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!
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^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
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^ Josh : Why are you so mean to Drake?
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.One night, just one night, I ask you to help me and you ruin it!^ You just can't put all Negroes together, just because one Negro would do something, that don't mean all of them will do it.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ You take one of those boys that maybe just signed a bonus for $500.000.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ I could get my paraphernalia, one kid would have my glove, one kid would have my shoes', you just couldn't carry your equipment.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.You know how important this dinner was to me because it was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents!^ You know how important this dinner was to me because it was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents!
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^ KORR: That shows how important it is to talk to people like you so that kids now don't think that this is the way it always was.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ You know how some people get defensive with their favorite rapper.
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]

.I spent like two hours on this dinner, $100 on an ice sculpture, and $300 on a dumb harpist who at this point should STOP...PLAYING! [the harpist stops] And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the best thing that ever happened to me, and now I can't date her because you wrecked it!^ I wish you the best if you even read this because i think your really busy.
  • new nick drake song - Josh Woodward 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.joshwoodward.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I spent like two hours on this dinner, $100 on an ice sculpture, and $300 on a dumb harpist who at this point should STOP...PLAYING! [the harpist stops] And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the best thing that ever happened to me, and now I can't date her because you wrecked it!
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^ You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!
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.You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!^ You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!
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^ Drake : You spent $100 on ice?
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^ I spent like two hours on this dinner, $100 on an ice sculpture, and $300 on a dumb harpist who at this point should STOP...PLAYING! [the harpist stops] And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the best thing that ever happened to me, and now I can't date her because you wrecked it!
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.Drake: You spent $100 on ice?^ Drake : You spent $100 on ice?
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^ You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!
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[Josh snaps and attacks him]

Mindy:( Refering to Drake's ex- girlfriend) You got jealous when you saw her with other guys, so, to make her jealous you...
Drake: Put a stinkbomb in her backpack!!!

.Megan: I'm studing astronomy.^ Megan : I'm studing astronomy.
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Drake: Ah. .The study of stars and planets.^ The study of stars and planets.
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.Josh: [sarcastically] Yes.^ Josh : (sarcastically) Yes, well, nothing says 'Happy Anniversary' like two salamis and a shovel.
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^ Josh : [sarcastically] Yes.
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.It's exciting to know things!^ It's exciting to know things!
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.Drake: I wonder what ketchup would taste like on a foot.^ Drake : I wonder what ketchup would taste like on a foot.
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^ Em> Kanye> Drake> Wayne If only Eminem would use more production like this on Relapse 2.
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]

^ If Drake and Weezy weren't on this song, I think I would like Kanye better.
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]


.Drake: [carrying a skeleton] Where do you want the dead guy?^ Drake : [carrying a skeleton] Where do you want the dead guy?
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^ Drake : What are you guys doing?
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^ Drake : You want a buttful of foot?!
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[Megan is scared that aliens might eat her face]
.Josh: Megan, there's no such things as aliens.^ We had what they called a "half balk" baseball which you couldn't get by with in big league baseball, there's no such thing as a half balk, you either balk or you don't balk.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Just like the bally-hoo about Satchel and Josh Gibson, there's no bally-hoo about Campanella, because Campanella's made a name for himself in organized baseball.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Walter: And if there were, they wouldn't just eat your face; they'd eat all of you.^ You had to get out of their way, that's all there was to that.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Walter : And if there were, they wouldn't just eat your face; they'd eat all of you.
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^ You just can't put them all together.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.[everyone stares at him] Well...why stop at the face?^ So I wrote and told him, I said, "Well, if you happen to get up this way, why, I'd be glad to give you a try-out."
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ MISS CLEO's comment and I posted 2 and now 3 and NONE of those show as well as MY ICON! WHY IS IT THAT HALF OF EVERYONE'S ICONS DON'T LOAD??
  • Perez Hilton: More Claims Against Simon Monjack 2 February 2010 14:21 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Josh: [seeing Drake kissing a girl] Drake?^ Josh : [seeing Drake kissing a girl] Drake?
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^ Josh away as he screams) Drake : (sees a tray of food on the floor) Hey, mashed potatoes.
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^ [Drake and Josh are frantically searching for Megan, thinking she's up to something] Drake : See her anywhere?
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Drake: Yeah?
.Josh: You just met her and you're already kissing?^ Josh : You just met her and you're already kissing?
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^ Josh : You're the best, you know that?
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^ Josh : Really, you're not a smart boy.
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.Drake: I gave her a soda.^ Drake : I gave her a soda.
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.Josh: Are you...are you copying my answers?^ Josh : Are you...are you copying my answers?
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^ Josh : Did you do something to my brownies?
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^ Josh : How dare you marry my e-woman?!
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.Drake: No...I'm just comparing your answers with the answers I'm about to write.^ Drake : Yeah, no doubt about that .
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^ Drake : No...I'm just comparing your answers with the answers I'm about to write.
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^ DRAKE: We didn't give that no consideration: we just beat the Blues, just beat a ball club.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]


Megan: So when are the lobsters gonna be done?
.Drake: Yeah, I'm hungry.^ Drake : Yeah, I'm hungry.
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.Josh: I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!^ Josh : I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!
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Megan: Listen to me. .If either of you get on one of my nerves this weekend, you'll both wake up tomorrow very confused...in Cuba.^ If either of you get on one of my nerves this weekend, you'll both wake up tomorrow very confused...in Cuba.
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^ So one morning I walked into the hotel, and a boy walked up and said, "My name is Maclntyre and I'm from so and so and so and so."
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ [Josh arrives home looking very beat up] Drake : What happened to you?
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.Megan: Wanna help me with something?^ Megan : Wanna help me with something?
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.Drake: I can't, I'm doing my homework.^ Drake : I can't, I'm doing my homework.
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^ Drake : I don't even do my own homework!
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Megan: You're watching TV.
.Drake: Oh, well that explains why I'm failing math, doesn't it?^ Megan : You're watching TV. Drake : Oh, well that explains why I'm failing math, doesn't it?
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^ DRAKE: Well, you understand, the Jewish population supported the Hawks, and after they lost that, why, they never went to the...but they won a lot of praises on up.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]


Josh: [referring to Drake] He pees...near the toilet!

.Drake: I'm not going to risk getting grounded again.^ Drake : I'm not going to risk getting grounded again.
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.Do you know what it's like going two weeks without girls?^ This week she likes you, next week it'll be...
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^ Do you know what it's like going two weeks without girls?
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^ Josh : I know when a girl likes me!
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.Josh: [shakily] ...Yes...Yes I do.^ Josh : [shakily] ...Yes...Yes I do.
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Drake: ...Oh, that's right. Sorry.

.Megan: (She and Josh enters Drake and Josh's room) I so don't want to do this!^ Josh : Have you ever been in Megan's room before?
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^ Megan : (She and Josh enters Drake and Josh's room) I so don't want to do this!
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^ Megan : (after Drake & Josh ruin her first kiss for the second time) "I'm going to do such illegal things to them."
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Josh: Come on! .Just work with me for ten minutes!^ Just work with me for ten minutes!
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.Drake: What are you guys doing?^ Drake : What are you guys doing?
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^ Drake and Josh] What are you boobs doing here?!
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^ Drake : [carrying a skeleton] Where do you want the dead guy?
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.Megan: He wants me to help him rehearse his lines for FBI's Most Wanted.^ Megan : He wants me to help him rehearse his lines for FBI's Most Wanted.
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.Drake: (To Josh) Dude, you are taking this acting thing way too seriously!^ This is a hot song i think everybody did their thing on this banger good look drake collaboratin with Kanye & Em of course you got wayne on it who wouldn't .
  • Drake ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever - Listen Now 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.djbooth.net [Source type: General]

^ DRAKE: Well, I don't know , you can take Walker and Slaughter, I don't know how limited their literary training was.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ DRAKE: Well, you take a man that's carrying himself like Robinson 's carrying himself on and off the field, he's bound to make those achievements.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Josh: I just want to be good, alright.^ Josh : I just want to be good, alright.
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.Drake: It's acting, you show up, you say some stuff, you go home, anyone could do it.^ You make this stuff up!
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^ LIGATA: Who were the people who got these black teams organized, I mean, how did you find out about a black team playing somewhere so you could go?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ DRAKE: Well, you couldn't say they were bad because the schedule they played, they played us and we played them in Sportsman's Park.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

Josh: Okay Megan, when I walk through the door, just react naturally to what I say. (Leaves the room) Megan, you ready!?
.Megan: Wait, let me go over my line.^ Megan : Wait, let me go over my line.
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^ Drake : Okay, let's go and get Megan!
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(Looks at her script) What? Okay, I'm ready!
.Josh: Drake, yell action!^ (Leaves the room) Drake, yell action!
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^ Josh : Drake, yell action!
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.Drake: (Unenthusiastically, while playing some notes on his guitar) Action.^ Its play some Drake .
  • Drake – Forever Lyrics (Feat Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem) : KillerHipHop.com 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.killerhiphop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
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^ DyG , “so drake” it should be play some drake .
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^ Drake : (Unenthusiastically, while playing some notes on his guitar) Action.
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.Josh: (Walks through the door) Where's the money?^ Josh : Okay Megan, when I walk through the door, just react naturally to what I say.
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^ Josh : (Walks through the door) Where's the money?
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Megan: What?
Josh: Where's the money? .You give me the money, I ain't playing!^ You give me the money, I ain't playing!
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^ If you can't make enough money to live off, then give it up.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ While you were playing, as you were getting older, did you give any thought as to what you were going to do?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.(Megan giggles) Oh come on!^ (Megan giggles) Oh come on!
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You can't giggle!
.Megan: You said to react naturally.^ Megan : You said to react naturally.
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^ Josh : Okay Megan, when I walk through the door, just react naturally to what I say.
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^ Josh : Okay, don't react naturally, act the way you would if I was a big scary robber.
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You tried to act tough so naturally I laughed.
.Josh: Okay, don't react naturally, act the way you would if I was a big scary robber.^ The way you would another job.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Josh : Okay, don't react naturally, act the way you would if I was a big scary robber.
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^ Megan : You said to react naturally.
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.(Leaves the room) Drake, yell action!^ (Leaves the room) Drake, yell action!
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^ Josh : Drake, yell action!
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^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
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.Drake: (Unenthusiastically, while playing some notes on his guitar) Action.^ Its play some Drake .
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^ DyG , “so drake” it should be play some drake .
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^ Drake : (Unenthusiastically, while playing some notes on his guitar) Action.
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.Josh: (Walks through the door) Where's the money?^ Josh : Okay Megan, when I walk through the door, just react naturally to what I say.
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^ Josh : (Walks through the door) Where's the money?
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Megan: What?
Josh: Where's the money? .You give me the money, I ain't playing!^ You give me the money, I ain't playing!
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^ If you can't make enough money to live off, then give it up.
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ While you were playing, as you were getting older, did you give any thought as to what you were going to do?
  • WHMC-St. Louis, Oral History T-067, Interview with Bill Drake, December 8, 1971 3 February 2010 15:26 UTC www.umsl.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Megan: There's a cop behind you.^ Megan : There's a cop behind you.
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.Josh: (Turns around) What cop?^ Josh : (Turns around) What cop?
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(Megan pushes him through the door and locks it) Megan! Open this door! Fine! .I'll just bust it down!^ I'll just bust it down!
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(Tries to do so, but fails and falls to the floor. Drake and Megan laugh)

Movie: Drake & Josh Go Hollywood

Josh: Can I ask your opinion on something serious?
.Megan: Is this about your rash?^ Megan : Is this about your rash?
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Josh: No!

.Audrey: [on why she won't go on a cruise] Boats sink.^ Audrey : [on why she won't go on a cruise] Boats sink.
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Walter: It's a ship. .And ships don't sink.^ And ships don't sink.
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Audrey: Titanic!
.Walter: That was just a movie.^ Walter : That was just a movie.
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.Audrey: Based on a true story.^ Audrey : Based on a true story.
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Walter: ...For real?!

Josh: Where were you?
.Drake: I told you, I went to go get a corn dog.^ Drake : Why are you going to be on the news?
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^ Drake : I told you, I went to go get a corn dog.
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^ The big one took my corn dog and, I mean, I had to go in there and get it back!
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.Josh: It took you more then an hour to get one corn dog?!^ Josh : It took you more then an hour to get one corn dog?!
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^ Drake : I told you, I went to go get a corn dog.
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^ Drake : If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow 'Mr.
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Drake: I also had a drink.

Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage.
.Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!^ Drake : Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
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^ Drake and Josh] Officer : I hope you boys learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.
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.Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?^ Megan : [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?
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^ Megan : [to Drake] Oh, and if you ever pick me up and kiss me like that again, you're going to wake up breathin' through a tube.
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^ (PN picks up a large, brown shoe, and holds it to his ear like a walkie-talkie) PN : General Patton!
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Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!

[after airport security had arrested Drake and Josh]
.Officer: I hope you boys learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.^ Drake and Josh] Officer : I hope you boys learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.
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^ You know how important this dinner was to me because it was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents!
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^ Drake : (To Josh) Dude, you are taking this acting thing way too seriously!
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.Drake: Oh, we learned...^ Drake : Oh, we learned...
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.Especially during that strip search.^ Especially during that strip search.
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.Josh: ...Which was shockingly thorough.^ Josh : ...Which was shockingly thorough.
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Officer: We do our best. Have a nice day. .[to Josh] And good luck with that rash.^ Josh] And good luck with that rash.
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.Josh: [angrily] Yeah, thanks.^ Josh : [angrily] Yeah, thanks.
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Megan: Excuse me? I think the captain made a mistake. .This plane is going to Denver, right?^ This plane is going to Denver, right?
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Attendant: No, we're in route to Los Angeles.
.Megan: Los Angeles?^ Megan : Los Angeles?
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Attendant: Yes.
Megan: ...Not Denver?
Attendant: No.
.Megan: ...Those dumb boobs.^ Megan : ...Those dumb boobs.
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[The flight attendant looks down her shirt in confusion]

.Drake: Okay, let's go and get Megan!^ Drake : Okay, let's go and get Megan!
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^ Megan : [to Drake] Oh, and if you ever pick me up and kiss me like that again, you're going to wake up breathin' through a tube.
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^ Drake and Megan laugh) [ edit ] Movie: Drake & Josh Go Hollywood .
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Josh: Okay, but first...
Drake: What?
.Josh: I gotta pee really bad.^ Josh : I gotta pee really bad.
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.Drake: Well, can't you hold it?^ Drake : Well, can't you hold it?
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^ Megan : You're watching TV. Drake : Oh, well that explains why I'm failing math, doesn't it?
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Josh: Yeah, I... [strained] No!

.Josh: I can't believe we're on the run in a stolen vehicle!^ Josh : I can't believe we're on the run in a stolen vehicle!
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.Drake: Look, it's not stolen!^ Drake : Look, it's not stolen!
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We just borrowed it.
Josh: STOLEN!

Season Four

.Drake: (hanging from a fan) JOSH, WHERE'D YOU GO?! Josh: I'm in the kitchen!^ The line you quoted as a Drake diss could go anyway, not specifically Drake.
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Drake: THIS IS NO TIME FOR SNACKING!

.(after Josh goes to ask Helen for his paycheck) Josh: Um Helen?^ Josh goes to ask Helen for his paycheck) Josh : Um Helen?
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.I worked five days this week.^ I worked five days this week.
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Helen: So... Josh: You only paid me for three. Helen: I know. That way I save money.

.Drake: We want to buy our own car.^ Drake : We want to buy our own car.
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.Walter: You had your own car.^ Walter : You had your own car.
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^ Walter : And if there were, they wouldn't just eat your face; they'd eat all of you.
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^ August 27th, 2009 8:04 pm As Nas would say :”eminem murdered you on your own s**t”.
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Drake: ...Which I lost.

.Gavin: Hey, Drake.^ Gavin : Hey, Drake.
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Drake: What's up, Gavin? Gavin: Your mom's hot. Drake: (shocked) Dude! .Gavin: What is she, like, 5'2"? 5'10"? Drake: (sarcastically) I'll measure her later and let you know.^ Drake : [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy] Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!
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^ Megan : [to Drake] Oh, and if you ever pick me up and kiss me like that again, you're going to wake up breathin' through a tube.
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^ Drake : No Scotty, it takes a special moron like you!
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.Gavin: Don't forget.^ Gavin : Don't forget.
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.Josh: I've seen the birthmark on your back, Drake.^ Josh : I've seen the birthmark on your back, Drake.
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^ Drake and Josh's parents are back at home, Craig and Eric escaped seconds before.
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^ (Lightly punches Josh and leaves, leaving Josh to be devastated) Drake : Don't worry, she'll come back.
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.It does not look like a giraffe raking leaves.^ It does not look like a giraffe raking leaves.
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Mailman: Package for Josh Nichols. Josh: Thanks, have a good day.
Mailman: Don't tell me what to do.

Josh: Drake! Drake! You are not going to believe this!
Drake: (excited) Mrs. Hayfer died?!

.Drake: (to Josh) Whoa!^ Drake : (to Josh) Whoa!
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.Your cheeks make different sounds when they're slapped.^ Your cheeks make different sounds when they're slapped.
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^ They're like a semitone apart- Josh : (slapping his hands away) Are you done assaultin' my face?!
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.(continually slaps Josh's cheeks) See?^ Josh's cheeks) See?
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.They're like a semitone apart-
Josh: (slapping his hands away) Are you done assaultin' my face?!
^ Rating: FredRico's Top Rated Songs You're a "Resident Dj" for a comment like that DaTruth, completely agree with you!
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.Drake: I'm gonna see if I can fix the car.^ Drake : I'm gonna see if I can fix the car.
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.Josh: You can't fix a sandwich!^ Josh : You can't fix a sandwich!
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Drake: If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow 'Mr. Puff Puff'.
Josh: Sorry if I offended you.

.Josh: You know Megan, you could just knock.^ Josh : Have you ever been in Megan's room before?
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^ Josh : You know Megan, you could just knock.
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^ Josh : You know I have a spastic tongue.
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.Megan: Yeah, and you could have a normal-sized head, but you don't, now do you?^ Megan : Yeah, and you could have a normal-sized head, but you don't, now do you?
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^ Drake : Yeah, but could you do me a favor and not make things come out of my body?
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^ Josh : You know Megan, you could just knock.
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.(Josh looks at Drake)
Drake: ...You don't.
^ Drake : [to Josh, who's dressed as Miss Nancy] Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?!
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^ Josh : Okay, don't react naturally, act the way you would if I was a big scary robber.
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^ Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room] Drake : Did you hear that?
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.Police Officer: Hey, isn't your dad the weatherman on Channel 7?
Josh: Yeah, he is.
^ Police Officer : Hey, isn't your dad the weatherman on Channel 7?
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^ Police officer : Wait...aren't you the weather guy from Channel 2?
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^ Police Officer : Yeah...
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.Police Officer: He said it wasn't going to rain on my kid's birthday, but it did rain.^ Police Officer : He said it wasn't going to rain on my kid's birthday, but it did rain.
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^ Eric : I knew my popularity wasn't going to last.
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Josh: Well...I'm sorry.
Police Officer: Yeah... Me too.

.Audrey: Oh, Drake, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo!^ Drake : This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo.
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^ Drake : Oh, thank you.
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^ Audrey : Oh, Drake, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo!
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Drake: This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo.

.Megan: What are you eating?^ Megan : What are you eating?
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Drake: Big cookie.
.Megan: That was my big cookie!^ Megan : That was my big cookie!
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.Drake: (spits the cookie out) Want it back?^ Drake : (spits the cookie out) Want it back?
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^ It’s: “They pull their cameras out and God damn he snapped, I used to want this thing forever y’all can have it back” .
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Gavin: (to Walter) What up with your hair?
.Walter: ...What up with yours?^ Gavin : (to Walter) What up with your hair?
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^ Walter : ...What up with yours?
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Gavin: "Touché."
Walter: ...It's 'toosh'.

.Leslie: Listen, boy, I was named after my father who was named after his father, and they both fought in wars.^ Leslie : Listen, boy, I was named after my father who was named after his father, and they both fought in wars.
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^ PM NBC MY NAME IS EARL New: "Orphan Earl" - Earl finds out Joy has continued a holiday scam they started years ago.
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^ Rating: that1kid13's Top Rated Songs its crazy cuz i have so many (pre-deal, mixtape) drake songs on my mp3 player and when they come on, i automatically listen.
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.Drake: Okay, all I'm saying is I've dated like, five Leslies.^ Drake-solid verse,lyrical like always Kanye-His rhymes are whack, I could've gone without his high pitched voice.
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^ (AIMED AT DRAKE,KANYE, AND WAYNE – He can make them look like bozo’s, he’s wondering if he should spit this slow) THEY ARE ALL SPITTING SLOW ON THIS SONG, BUT EMINEM IS SPITTING FAST. .
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^ Drake, its like he saying F-U to all them haters, he is so on point, daym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All girls.
Leslie: Okay, uh... .You know, I'll tell you what.^ So you'll know if you missed it .
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.You can rot in a sack for all I care.^ You can rot in a sack for all I care.
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^ No, no, no please, wait, don't leave- Leslie : ROT IN A SACK! (gets in his tow truck and leaves) Josh : You had to make fun of the man's name?!
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Goodbye.
Josh: No! .No, no, no please, wait, don't leave-
Leslie: ROT IN A SACK! (gets in his tow truck and leaves)
Josh: You had to make fun of the man's name?!
^ No, no, no please, wait, don't leave- Leslie : ROT IN A SACK! (gets in his tow truck and leaves) Josh : You had to make fun of the man's name?!
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^ You can rot in a sack for all I care.
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^ Josh : Okay, it's not that big, first of all, and- (he is knocked onto a table and pulled away) WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE! DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU- NO, I'M FEELING BETTER! WAIT, DRAKE, HELP! Male nurse : We gotta dip that man in a chemical bath, stat!
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.Police officer: Wait...aren't you the weather guy from Channel 2?
Walter: That's right.
^ Police officer : Wait...aren't you the weather guy from Channel 2?
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^ Walter : (Talking through objects) Hey, are you the weather man?
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^ Josh : Wait, aren't you going to clean this up?
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I am. (the officers laugh at him, then leave) Why does everyone do that?!

Drake: I got a gig at the San Diego Women's Correctional Facility.
Walter: That's a prison.
Drake: A women's prison!

(Deleted scene from 'Megan's Revenge')
Josh: (To Diana Vosh) You know, I too never kissed a supermodel.
Diana: Aw. (Lightly punches Josh and leaves, leaving Josh to be devastated)
Drake: Don't worry, she'll come back.
Josh: You think so?
Drake: No.
===
Megan: Or maybe you just asked yourself... yeah. Think about that. [leaves room]
Drake: Okay, I want to know what her deal is.
Josh: Yeah, she's up to something!
Drake: First, she hangs up the phone and pretends not to be talking to anyone.
Josh: Then she measures our necks and asks of our social plans.
Drake: No, wait. She said that we asked ourselves about that.
Josh: Really, you're not a smart boy.

Megan: (after Drake & Josh ruin her first kiss for the second time) "I'm going to do such illegal things to them."

Josh: Not when we caught you steppin' out on our sister!
Drake:..."steppin' out"?
Josh: I KNOW TERMS!

.(Drake & Josh are disguised as Amish with Irish accents; to Megan's new boyfriend as he looks at them confused)
Josh: What are ya gockin' at?!
^ PM NICK MERRY CHRISTMAS, DRAKE & JOSH New: Two-hour movie has pair helping foster kids.
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Drake: Mind your peepers!

Megan: I love you guys. .[kisses Drake and Josh on their cheeks and leaves the room]
Drake: Did you hear that?
^ Did you hear Eminem reference Gucci Mane with that Pinocchio line?
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^ This is a hot song i think everybody did their thing on this banger good look drake collaboratin with Kanye & Em of course you got wayne on it who wouldn't .
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Megan just said that she loves us.
Josh: Yeah. [starts tearing up]
Drake: Hey, you're crying!
Josh: He kicked me in the throat.

.Drake: Which locker do you think is Megan's?^ This is a hot song i think everybody did their thing on this banger good look drake collaboratin with Kanye & Em of course you got wayne on it who wouldn't .
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Josh: (sarcastic) .Gee, I don't know.^ Gee, I don't know.
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^ Josh : (sarcastic) Gee, I don't know.
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Maybe the one she's standing in front of and putting books into!
.Drake: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!^ Drake was saying that you know he balled at the club.
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^ October 31st, 2009 7:52 pm when drake rapped: if i was at the club you know i ball’d, chemo… was he referencing spinner’s ball cancer on degrassi?
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^ JayCee on August 28th, 2009 10:03 pm “if i was at the club you know I ball, Kimo” Does anyone get that line by Drake?
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.Drake: What do you think she meant by 'the stuff'?
Josh: Poison?
^ This is a hot song i think everybody did their thing on this banger good look drake collaboratin with Kanye & Em of course you got wayne on it who wouldn't .
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Drake: Explosives?
Josh: Explosive poison...

Woman: That's them! Those two men from Ireland!
Helen: Stop the film! Horatio, stop the film!
Crazy Steve: [brandishing a baseball bat] WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!?!
.Corey: These two freaks tried to steal my popcorn then just sat on my girlfriend!^ This might just be me but I’ve been waiting forever for my two favorite rappers, Eminem and Lil Wayne, to collaborate on a track and Wayne really left me disappointed on this one..
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Drake: Ah, she's too young to be havin' a boyfriend!
Josh: She's just a wee lad!
Drake: Wee!
Megan: Wait a minute... .[pulls off the beards to reveal Drake and Josh] What are you boobs doing here?!^ March 2004 Drake and Josh make a bet to swear off junk food and Video Games.
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Corey: Who are they?
Megan: My idiot brothers.
Josh: Well, it's a good thing your "idiot brothers" were here.
.Drake: [still in accent] Yeah, this hooligan was about to kiss ye on the mouth, and [in normal voice] I don't have to talk in this accent anymore, do I?
Helen: Wait...
^ D Drake Can Do Better, As Far As Marshall,I Think He Might Be Going The Right Way, Still Waiting On Maria's Reply To "The Warning."
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so Drake and Josh just made up "Pip pip do doodlely do?"
Crazy Steve: You have every right to be disappointed.

Mindy Loves Josh

Drake: Man, soaking your hands and feet in lizard urine is so boring.

.Drake: When a girl tells you she loves you, that is the time to cut and run!^ Rating: QueenELLZ's Top Rated Songs illl foreverrr love you DRAKE! KANYA! WEEZY !
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.Josh: (trying to think how to explain his feelings to Mindy) Mindy, it's great that you love me and all, and I have strong feelings for you too, but...^ Is that all you think about or your life contains ?
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^ Eminem is a legend!!!We all love you!!!
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^ IF Maria Continues, Her Future May Not Look To Bright, And Last, Do You Think Gucci Is Purposely Trying To Jump In Himself, Or Maria "Asked"(BOOTY) lol .
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No, that sounds lame... Mindy, I am in the process of becoming a woman, and...

(Deleted scene)
Audrey: (holding two buckets of lizard urine) Drake, these buckets were in your room. What's in them? (Drake starts to answer) The truth!
Drake: (hesitant) ...Lizard pee.
Audrey: (disgusted, hands buckets to Drake) Counseling twice a week.
Drake: But Mom, Dr. Stein makes me talk through puppets!

Mindy: (About Josh's bike getting stolen) Should we call the cops?
Megan: Noone's stealing his bike.
Mindy: Then why did you tell him that? .You got him all upset for nothing.^ You probly only herd like 2 songs by him and haven’t got any tapes or nothing.
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Megan: (Smiles) Yeah...

Josh Runs Over Oprah

Josh: This is my worst birthday ever.
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little humid- YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!!

Josh: (after Megan gives him a cake that explodes) I don't blame you so much for doing it... as I blame myself for not anticipating it.

.(after Drake sends everyone in the hospital fleeing by saying Josh has a flesh-eating virus)
Female nurse: That's him!
^ Eminem did as good as everyone is saying he did, props to him, and after hearing him the other three are pretty interchangeable on the track.
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That's the boy with the flesh-eating virus!
Male nurse: The one with the big head?
Female nurse: Yes!
.Josh: Okay, it's not that big, first of all, and- (he is knocked onto a table and pulled away) WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE! DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU- NO, I'M FEELING BETTER! WAIT, DRAKE, HELP!
Male nurse: We gotta dip that man in a chemical bath, stat!
^ This is the track you’ve all been waiting for.
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^ Big Money Fifty on September 6th, 2009 12:39 pm First of all, I’m shocked as hell that Em collaborated with all of them.
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^ A collaboration with Slim Shadyy is something that the people have been waiting for, and I feel that Drake couldn't keep up with Em on this track.
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Josh: CHEMICAL BATH?!
Male nurse: Stat!
(they continue to pull Josh away as he screams)
Drake: (sees a tray of food on the floor) Hey, mashed potatoes. (he picks them up and eats them, wandering away)

Josh: Do you have any idea what it's like?! Being given a chemical bath?! It stings! [pause] EVERYWHERE!!!

Vicious Tiberius

.Drake: So why did they name it New Jersey if there never was a plain old Jersey?"^ Kanye and Drake did they thang as usual.
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^ PM NBC MY NAME IS EARL New: "Orphan Earl" - Earl finds out Joy has continued a holiday scam they started years ago.
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^ Wayne & Kanye did there thing and Drake proved he could be in the same song with some of todays best rappers.
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Josh: "I don't know. I wasn't at the meeting.

(Drake, Josh, and an animal control guy are trapped in Mrs. Hayfer's bathroom by her vicious dog)
Animal Control Guy: I've never seen anything this scary, and I fought in 'Nam!
Drake: 'Nam?
Animal Control Guy: You know, Vietnam.
.Drake: Where is that, New Jersey?^ Gretchen Haskett 1/25/00 Re: New Jersey Drakes book?
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^ Allan P. Duncan 1/30/00 Re: New Jersey Drakes book?
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^ New Jersey - Stewart Forrester 9/04/04 Re: Soule-Standish Connection - Sharon Keyser Leichty 1/24/01 Re: John Drake b.
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Drake: (hanging from a fan) JOSH, HELP! I'M DANGLING AND ROTATING!

.Drake: (hanging from a fan) JOSH, WHERE'D YOU GO?!^ The line you quoted as a Drake diss could go anyway, not specifically Drake.
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Josh: I'm in the kitchen!
Drake: THIS IS NO TIME FOR SNACKING!

The Wedding

Drake: (referring to Trevor) We could borrow his car.
Josh: His girlfriend sleeps in it.
.Drake: Oh, they broke up.^ They would need to change the order up too, Eminem, Drake, Twista, Kanye.
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She sleeps in some other guy's car now.

Eric Punches Drake

Eric: I knew my popularity wasn't going to last.
Drake: That's okay. You were never meant to be popular.

The Great Doheny

Doheny: (to Drake) Pick a card. (he does so) Now put it back. (he does so) Very good.
Drake: ...So what's my card?
Doheny: Cough.
.(Drake starts coughing, and a crumpled up card comes out, which he then opens)
Doheny: Is that your card?
^ Drake is cool for an up an coming artist..
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^ Drake is the biggest rapper to come out since the fresh prince!
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.Drake: Yeah, but could you do me a favor and not make things come out of my body?^ And my useless remark is that in drakes chorus hes says ” ‘but’ understand nothing was done for me”, you just missed the but, it’s barely audible though.
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^ Drake is the biggest rapper to come out since the fresh prince!
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^ The line you quoted as a Drake diss could go anyway, not specifically Drake.
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Who's Got Game

.Drake: Just give up before you embarrass yourself.^ Rating: XxXxDaTruthXxXx's Top Rated Songs Normally i just listen to the songs and read comments, but i gotta speak up because some of you peoples claims are outlandish.
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Josh: Oh no, I never give up before I embarrass myself.

I Love Sushi

Drake: When life gives you free nachos, you don't question it.

Drake: (referring to their parents) We always get them something nice [for their anniversary].
Josh: Last year you gave them a coupon book...that you found in the dumpster.
Drake: So? Walter got 40% off a shovel, and Mom got two salamis for the price of one.
Josh: (sarcastically) Yes, well, nothing says 'Happy Anniversary' like two salamis and a shovel.
Drake: That's what I'm saying!

Battle of Panthatar

Crazy Steve: So Josh, I heard you're going to be on Dude I'm Sixteen.
Josh: Yeah.
Crazy Steve: I LOVE THAT SHOW!
Josh: I know. Listen, you've seen Galaxy Wars right?
Crazy Steve: I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
Josh: I know. And some actual Red Skynots are going to be [at the party] to reenact a scene.
Crazy Steve: Battle of Panthatar?
Josh: Yeah.
Crazy Steve: I LOVE THAT BATTLE!
Josh: (annoyed) I know.

Steve: I hear you are having a party and you didn't invite me. Thorten: I don't know you. Steve: Your loss!

The Storm

Eric: Okay everybody, the bus leaves in 40 minutes, so everyone have a taste of Josh's famous limeade!
Helen: This limeade tastes like mucus. (pours it in a fern) You just watch. That fern's going to be dead by nightfall.
Drake: Come on guys. I bet it's not even that wet.
             (Goes in the storm, comes back in soaking wet)
Drake: I got wet.

Steered Straight

Josh: We're rebels.
Drake: Criminals.
Josh: Hardend.

The Demonator

.While Drake and Josh sneak out to ride the Demonator rollercoaster, two nerds, Craig and Eric are bribed with science fiction movies to stay behind and keep Drake and Josh's ancestor company.^ PM NICK MERRY CHRISTMAS, DRAKE & JOSH New: Two-hour movie has pair helping foster kids.
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Little do they know, but they will have to face off against the greatest enemy known to geek: Papa Nichols (PN), Drake and Josh's great-grandfather.


(Papa Nichols 'PN' is sleeping on the couch. He wakes up, and jumps off the couch with unfathomable agility.)
PN: Gah! I'm lost! Where's my unit?!
Craig: Unit?
Eric: His medication from the surgery must have induced amnesia!
(PN picks up a large, brown shoe, and holds it to his ear like a walkie-talkie)
PN: General Patton! Where are you?!
Craig: He thinks he's back in World War II!
(Papa Nichols glances around the room, and then focuses on Craig and Eric.)
PN: E-gadd! I've been captured by two German nerds!
Craig: We're not German!
PN: That is exactly what a GERMAN would say!
(PN grabs Craig, and throws him over the couch)
Eric: Sir, we're not German!
(PN grabs Eric, and hurls him, martial arts style, over his head and onto the floor, back first, knocking the breath out of the nasaly man.)
PN: You'll never take me! USA USA USA!!!
(PN runs off screaming USA.)

Later...
Craig and Eric are wondering around the kitchen, searching for PN.
Eric: Papa Nickels! Where are you?
Craig: We're not German! We're honor students!
(The two geeks stand near each other.)
Craig: Where could he be? We've searched all over!
PN: YAAAAHHHH!!!!!
(Craig and Eric look up: Papa Nickels falls from above, probably clinging onto the ceiling or second-floor railing. He crushes the nerds.)
(PN stands up)
PN: USA USA USA!!
(Papa Nichols once again runs off. Craig spots him just as he leaves. He notices that he is ascending the staircase to the second floor.) Craig: Eric! He's heading up the stairs! Go after him!
Eric: I'm not going after him!
(After some hesitation, Craig sighs and heads up the second floor, toward Drake and Josh's room.)
Craig: The war's over! We're not German!
(Craig walks over to Drake and Josh's sofa, where a lump is covered in a sheet.)
Craig: There you are!
(Upon removal of the sheet, it is revealed that PN is not there. It is merely a bunch of pillows assembled to look like PN when under the sheet. It was a classic deception!)
Craig: What? Where-
PN: YAAAAHHHH!!!!
(PN lunges from an unseen location. He grabs Craig, and holds his hands behind his back.)
Craig: Aaahh!
(PN forces Craig to a window, and throws him out of it. The poor nerd plummets from two stories up. A resounding "thud" is heard, coupled with some moaning. PN whips out that shoe once more.) PN: General Patton! I've got another one!

Later... (The scene lights up again. Craig and Eric are shown bound and gagged upon two wooden chairs.)
PN: For the last time! Tell me where General Patton is!
Craig: We're not German! We're from Londale!
Eric: Actually, I'm from North Londale, it's a funny stor-
(A cell phone can be heard ringing.)
PN: What's that noise?
(PN glances around in sheer panic.)
PN: Where's that racket coming from?!
Eric: That's just my cell phone, Papa Nickels! It's in my shirt pocket!
(Papa Nichols reach's into Eric's pocket and pulls out his phone.)
PN: This ain't no phone! It's a hand grenade!!
Craig: It's just a cell phone!
PN: INCOMING!!
(Papa Nickels hurls that phone like a baseball pitcher, and it smashes into tiny pieces against a wall. Craig and Eric just sit there, aghast. PN runs off screaming once more.)
PN: USA USA USA!!
(Craig and Eric are left alone, tied to chairs. Papa Nickels lays down on the couch and falls asleep.)
Eric: Aww, man! He broke my picture-phone!
Craig: The one with our vacation photos on it? Niagra Falls?
(Eric sadly nods.)
Craig and Eric: Aww...

.Later...
Drake and Josh's parents are back at home, Craig and Eric escaped seconds before.
(After some dialogue, Walter walks over to PN, who is sound asleep.
^ IN - Bill Sherrell 10/24/08 Who are the parents of Benjamin Drake 1729 PA-1827 TN - Bradley Boyd 10/20/08 MERCY/MARY DRAKE b.
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^ Abeijah Moore - Elfreda Stangland 6/08/05 Drake in Kentucky - Roberta Lucian 12/09/01 Betsey Drake/Who are here parents?
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)
Walter: I guess I'll have to move ol' Papa Nickels into the guest bedroom now.
(Father gently nudges PN.) Walter: Wake up Papa Nickels, please...
(Suddenly, PN delivers a solid sucker punch straight into Father's face. He drops to the floor.) PN: Ha! Take that, German! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Megan: (Walks in on Drake and Josh practicing riding the Demonator) What is this? Some kind of new boob dance?

Helicopter

Josh: Were, gonna go up in a helicopter, c'mon.
Drake: I think I can land this thing; you've seen me play Helicopter Rescue.
Josh: What?! That's a video game!
Drake: So? If I can fly a helicopter, land on top of the Empire State Building, rescue the princess while a giant lobster's shootin' rockets at me, I think I can land this thing on a freeway, all right?
Josh: I won't argue with that logic!

Drake: We're on "E"!
Josh: Well, maybe "E" means 'extra fuel'! (A pause)TELL ME "E" MEANS 'EXTRA FUEL'!!!!!!!!
Instructor: First you gonna squat.
Drake: Squat..
Instructor:Pray.
Drake: Pray..
Instructor: LEAP!
Drake: Leap...
Instructor: AHHHH!!!!!!
Drake: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Instructor: And then touchdown!
Drake:TOUCHDOWN!
Instructor: Yes sir, that's S-P-L-A-T.
Drake: That spells splat.
Instructor: Oh man......well, um...I'm-a gonna get you a flight suit!
Drake and Josh get a response from the control tower via the helicopter radio
Control Tower Operator: Control tower to Chopper 9065, control tower to Chopper 9065, do you read me?
Drake: Control tower, control tower, this is Chopper 9065, help, help, this is an emergency! Can you hear me?
Control Tower Operator: Yeah yeah, loud and clear.
.Drake: Look, we're 7000 feet in the air, we've got no pilot and I don't know how to land this thing!^ Floy Montgomery 1/02/06 Re: looking for information on a francis drake b.
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^ Don Drewry 9/20/04 Re: Brittain Drake b.
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^ I know I shouldn't judge especially when I don't know his personality but look-wise, Adam can do so much better.
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Control Tower Operator: Ok, ok, calm down. Where are you?
Drake: In the helicopter!
Control Tower Operator: ...I realize that, I need to get a bearing on your location.
Josh: Look down!
Drake: Ok, ok, I see a church, and buildings, the ocean on my left, and...
(at this point, it is shown that the radio rips out and falls from Drake's hand to the ground) ...A radio plummeting to Earth??!!
After the helicopter radio broke, and Josh finds his cellphone
Josh: I'm calling Mom and Dad!
Drake: No!
Josh: Why not?
Drake: Because if they know I'm up in this helicopter, I'm gonna get grounded!
Josh: Look, if we don't get help, we're gonna become PART of the ground!

Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh

Judge: But! I have a but(butt)!
Drake: (Chuckle)He said he had a butt.
Josh: Shaddap.

Major Cast Members

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Drake & Josh
Format Sitcom
Created by Dan Schneider
Starring Drake Bell
Josh Peck
Miranda Cosgrove
Nancy Sullivan
Jonathan Goldstein
Country of origin
No. of episodes 55 (??unaired) including the TV Movie:
Drake and Josh Go Hollywood
Production
Executive producer(s) Dan Schneider
Running time 25 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel Nickelodeon
Original run January 11 2004 – Present

Drake and Josh is a Nickelodeon television series. It started in January 2004. The stars of the series are Drake Bell and Josh Peck. The two appeared as friends on The Amanda Show. In Drake and Josh, they play brothers of separate parents. In the first episode, Drake's mother marries Josh's father.

Other stars of the show include Nancy Cartwright, who also starred on The Amanda Show.

Characters

Main characters

  • Megan Parker: Drake and Josh's sister who loves to play pranks on them.
  • Eric: nerd #1.
  • Craige: nerd #2.
  • Helen: the boss of the movie theater Josh works at.
  • Mindy Crenshaw: Josh's girlfriend
  • Audrey Parker-Nichols: Drake & Josh's mother.
  • Walter Nichols: Drake & Josh's father.

Drake Parker's mother is Audrey Parker, and he lived with his single mother, along with Megan, his younger sister until she got married to weather man, walter Nichols who has a son named Josh Nichols.

Drake may be portrayed as lazy, mischievous, cool and smooth-with-the-ladies. He is said to be 15 in the first two seasons, and 16-17 in the last two seasons. Drake hates homework, and is often seen either playing a tone on his guitar(he is very talented when it comes to music!) or tuning it. Sometimes he rehearses for his concerts, which is a good excuse to not do homework! He sometimes plays pranks on Josh or does mischief, and lets Josh get the blame. Both brothers are fed up of Megan. She plays pranks on them all the time for just no reason at all, throughout the season. Drake is someone who always gets away from trouble. Josh on the other hand is the total opposite of Drake...but they still got along!

Theme song

The start of each episode uses a song called I Found a Way. The song is written by Drake Bell and Michael Corcoran and performed by Bell. Bell can also be seen playing the song in a quick scene from an episode in the first season. The song can also be found on the series' official soundtrack, Drake & Josh: Songs from and inspired by the hit TV show, and on Drake Bell's albums, Telegraph and It's Only Time


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