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Everybody Loves Raymond
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Format Sitcom
Created by Philip Rosenthal
Starring Ray Romano
Patricia Heaton
Brad Garrett
Monica Horan
Madylin Sweeten
Doris Roberts
Peter Boyle
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 9
No. of episodes 210 (List of episodes)
Production
Location(s) Warner Brothers Studios in Burbank, California
Running time 30 minutes
Production company(s) Worldwide Pants Incorporated
HBO Independent Productions
CBS Paramount Television (2007)
Broadcast
Original channel CBS
Original run September 13, 1996 (1996-09-13) – May 16, 2005 (2005-05-16)
Chronology
Related shows The King of Queens
The Nanny
Everybody Loves Raymond is an American television sitcom that originally ran on CBS from September 13, 1996 to May 16, 2005. Many of the situations from the show are based on the real-life experiences of lead actor Ray Romano, creator/producer Phil Rosenthal and the show's writing staff. The main characters on the show are also loosely based on Romano's and Rosenthal's real-life family members.
The show reruns in syndication on different cable channels such as TBS and in most TV markets on local stations.[1] From 2000–2007 King World Productions distributed the show for off-network syndication. In 2008 CBS Television Distribution took over King World's distribution, although its logo is retained on TBS. CBS only owns American syndication rights, ancillary rights are controlled by HBO and Warner Bros. Television (WBTV distributes the series outside the US in conjunction with HBO; while HBO Home Entertainment and Warner Home Video own DVD rights worldwide).
Everybody Loves Raymond is one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful American sitcoms of its time. It was nominated for and won many awards.

Contents

Show background

The show revolves around the life of Raymond Barone, newspaper sportswriter from Lynbrook, Long Island, and his family. Easygoing, almost flippant, Ray does not take many things seriously, making jokes in nearly every situation, no matter how troubling or problematic.
Ray lives with his wife Debra (Patricia Heaton), their daughter Ally and their identical twin sons Michael and Geoffrey. Although the kids are present throughout the series, they are not a major focus of the show. Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and brother Robert, live across the street, and frequently make their presence known to the frustration of Ray and Debra. Debra's frequent complaints about Ray's family were a running joke. Out of the three unwanted visitors, Debra is particularly put off by Marie — a catty woman who constantly criticizes and antagonizes Debra and coddles Ray, clearly favoring him over Robert.
Ray often finds himself in the middle of all the problems and arguments. His biggest nemesis is his brother Robert, who is insecure and jealous of Ray for being the favorite son. Although Robert and Ray are frequently seen fighting like children and picking on each other, the brothers are very devoted to each other. Robert frequently calls Ray "Cubby" and stands up for him, while Ray has a great admiration for Robert, who is a New York City Police Department officer.
Ray's and Robert's father, Frank, is a very crass person, constantly making humorously insulting and sarcastic remarks to everyone with whom he comes into contact. Although Frank does not like to show his feelings, throughout the years several episodes were crafted to show how much he actually does love his family.
Ray and Debra constantly have marital disagreements, with Debra frequently denying Ray sex and Ray preferring to watch sports television instead of talking to Debra about matters important to her. A recurring theme on the show has them having a long interaction each night while in bed, just before going to sleep.

Structure

Unlike many of its sitcom contemporaries, the show usually had only one story line throughout each episode, with very few subplots. Because of this, most episodes adhered to the three-act structure more than other shows of the time. It also allowed for fewer digressions into unrelated storylines.

Cast

The main characters of the show. (Background, from left) Ray, Robert and Debra (foreground, from left) Frank and Marie
  • Raymond Albert Barone (Ray Romano) is a sportswriter for Newsday. He lives in Lynbrook, Long Island with his wife, Debra, and their three children Alexandra "Ally" (Madylin Sweeten), Geoffrey (Sawyer Sweeten) and Michael (Sullivan Sweeten). Other members of his family, who live across the street, include his brother Robert, and his parents Frank and Marie. .Ray's character is loosely based on the real-life Romano, as he is the father of twin boys and a girl.
  • Debra Louise Whalen Barone (Patricia Heaton) is Ray's wife, and the mother of Ally, Michael and Geoffrey.^ True Life I'm a Fan Boy (Reality, 1/09/2010, TVPG) .
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    As a housewife, Debra is frequently resentful and stressed out; major reasons for this are not only because she has to deal with all the housework and her three rambunctious children without much assistance from Ray, but also because she must constantly put up with Ray's obnoxious, intrusive family members. Debra tends to hold back her feelings and usually only after Ray does something she lets loose by having tantrums and completely losing control of herself.
  • Robert Charles Barone (Brad Garrett) is Ray's brother and the son of Frank and Marie, conceived out of wedlock. Standing at 6' 8.5", he is the tallest Barone, and has several quirks, the biggest being a nervous habit of touching food to his chin before eating it, once referred to as "Crazy Chin." Robert is a caring uncle and still cares for his little brother Raymond. Robert has been a New York City Police Department Officer for over 20 years, and attains the rank of Lieutenant by the end of the series. He is often jealous of the attention that his brother Ray receives from their mother. He voices the series title in one episode, albeit in a mocking, sarcastic tone. His height, appearance and demeanor are the source of much humor. However, despite his huge size, Robert is a very skilled dancer.
  • Marie Janella Barone (Doris Roberts) is Ray's mother, the wife of Frank, and the matriarch of the Barone family. Intrusive and over-nurturing, she is a housewife who excels in cooking, cleaning, and other things dealing with keeping a good home and bringing up a nurturing and caring family. Marie and Frank live across the street from Ray and Debra in Lynbrook, Long Island, New York which often irritates the latter couple.
  • Francis "Frank" Oscar Barone (Peter Boyle) is Ray's father and Marie's husband, a retired bookkeeper and registered real estate agent, with a stubborn masculine personality. A war veteran, Frank served in the Korean War, which he frequently brings up, to the annoyance of his sons. He is a member of the Elks, and was named Man of the Year by his Lodge. In season 8 however, Frank asks Debra to work at the Caribou Lodge. Peter Boyle died on December 12, 2006.
  • Amy Louise MacDougall-Barone (Monica Horan) is Robert Barone's wife, and the best friend of Debra, who introduced Amy to Robert. Although Amy marries Robert in the seventh season, she also appears in the previous seasons. Many issues have caused Amy and Robert to break up in the first six seasons, with one being caused by Raymond. Quite often, Amy apologizes to someone even if she didn't do anything wrong. She was born to extremely religious parents who "wouldn't scream if they were on fire." In real life, Horan is the wife of creator/executive producer Philip Rosenthal.

Episodes

DVD releases

HBO Home Video has released the Complete Series of Everybody Loves Raymond on DVD in Regions 1, 2 and 4. Region 4 Complete Box Set was released on August 13, 2008. In Australia, the first five series were re-released in 2006 in slimmer packaging (originals were wide spine cases). Also some were released with a cardboard slip cover.
DVD Name Ep # Release dates
Region 1 Region 2 Region 4
The Complete 1st Season 22 September 14, 2004 January 17, 2005 December 16, 2004
The Complete 2nd Season 25 December 14, 2004 July 4, 2005 April 27, 2005
The Complete 3rd Season 26 May 3, 2005 January 16, 2006 July 12, 2005
The Complete 4th Season 24 September 13, 2005 May 1, 2006 April 5, 2006
The Complete 5th Season 25 December 6, 2005 July 3, 2006 July 5, 2006
The Complete 6th Season 25 May 9, 2006 October 2, 2006 October 4, 2006
The Complete 7th Season 25 September 19, 2006 January 15, 2007 April 4, 2007
The Complete 8th Season 23 May 8, 2007 July 16, 2007 October 3, 2007
The Complete 9th Season 16 September 18, 2007 November 12, 2007 October 3, 2007
The Complete Series 210 October 30, 2007 TBC August 13, 2008

International broadcasters

  • In Australia, the Seven Network originally aired the program as summer filler, Network Ten later began airing the series which in the meantime became popular. Regular re-runs now air on Network Ten and on cable network TV1 (previously on FOX Classics).
  • In Bulgaria the first seasons were aired on Kanal 1, after that were repeated on bTV with the premieres of the later seasons. .Repeats currently broadcast on GTV.
  • In the Netherlands reruns of the show are aired by RTL5.
  • Repeats of the show are frequently screened in New Zealand.^ The Rachel Maddow Show (Repeat, News) .
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    It is currently broadcast on the free-to-air television channel, TV3.
  • In Sweden, the show appears on Comedy Central.
  • In Norway TV3 is currently airing the show. .The show was also aired on TV2 when the episodes were new.
  • In Peru it is still aired by Sony Entertainment Television channel.
  • In Poland it is aired by Comedy Central Polska channel.
  • In Israel it was aired on Channel 3 from the late 90's to 2005. now there's Re-runs on Channel 2 Every Friday night.
  • In Serbia the show was recently aired on TV Avala.^ Friday Night Alright MTV Worldstage: Green Day (New, Music, 1/22/2010, TVPG) .
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    ^ Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (New, Reality, 1/22/2010, TVPG) .
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    The show was also aired earlier on RTV BK Telecom.
  • In Turkey it is aired on the subscription based channel ComedyMax.
  • In the United Kingdom, the show appears on Channel 4 and Comedy Central.
  • In Spain the show airs on La Sexta where it has been run various times and in different time slots. .At present (Autumn 2008), La Sexta airs double episodes every weekday morning from 645am.
  • In Latvia the first 3 seasons were aired on TV3
  • In Germany originally aired on Pro7 and Kabel1, followed by Comedy Central Germany, now it is aired on TNT Serie and ATV
  • In Switzerland is was aired on SF zwei (German region)
  • In Mongolia the first 14 episodes of the first season was aired on NTV. Not only that it was incomplete it wasn't repeated as well.
  • In Portugal the show aired on SIC Comédia, and lasted until the channel was canceled by TV Cabo, it now airs on SET
  • In Croatia it was aired on NOVA tv, but it was cancelled.^ Comedy Central Presents Stephen Lynch (Repeat, Comedy, 1/11/2008, TV14) .
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    ^ Comedy Central Presents Arj Barker (Repeat, Comedy, TV14) .
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    It was a popular show.
  • In Slovenia the show aired on Kanal A. It was often repeated.
  • In India, the show was aired on STAR World. It was very popular, with many reruns at different time slots.
  • In Bosnia and Herzegovina, the show was aired on RTRS. It was very popular.
  • In South Africa, the show aired its original run on Monday evenings at 20:30 on SABC 3, and M-Net Series purchased rebroadcast rights and aired re-runs after the series ended.

Reception

American television ratings

Seasonal rankings (based on average total viewers per episode) of Everybody Loves Raymond on CBS.
Note: Each U.S. network television season starts in late September and ends in late May, which coincides with the completion of May sweeps. All times mentioned in this section were Eastern & Pacific
With the exception of the 2004–2005 season, the ratings data seen in this table is from Nielsen Media Research which was published in a May 15, 2005 USA Today article.[2]
The series-finale scored a 20.2 household rating, 32.94 million viewers[3] (29% of all viewers at the time) and an 11.2 rating among adults 18–49. At 8pm, Everybody Loves Raymond: The Last Laugh averaged a 15.3 household rating, 24.52 million viewers and a 7.5 among adults 18–49. During Everybody Loves Raymond last 5 seasons it never fell out of the top 10 ranking.
Season Timeslot Season Premiere Season Finale TV Season Rank[2] Viewers[2]
(in millions)
1 Friday 8:30 p.m.
(September 13, 1996 to
February 28, 1997)


Monday 8:30 p.m.
(March 3, 1997 to
April 7, 1997)
September 13, 1996 April 7, 1997 1996–1997 #82 10.6
2 Monday 8:30 p.m. September 22, 1997 May 18, 1998 1997–1998 #30 13.3
3 Monday 9:00 p.m. September 21, 1998 May 24, 1999 1998–1999 #11 15.5
4 September 20, 1999 May 22, 2000 1999–2000 #12 17.1
5 October 2, 2000 May 21, 2001 2000–2001 #5 19.1
6 September 24, 2001 May 13, 2002 2001–2002 #4 20.0
7 September 23, 2002 May 19, 2003 2002–2003 #7 18.6
8 September 22, 2003 May 24, 2004 2003–2004 #10 17.4
9 September 20, 2004 May 16, 2005 2004–2005 #10[4] 17.4[4]

Awards

  • Outstanding Comedy Series (2003, 2005) 2 wins
  • Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series Ray Romano (2002)
  • Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series Patricia Heaton (2000–2001) 2 wins
  • Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series Brad Garrett (2002–2003, 2005) 3 wins
  • Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series Doris Roberts (2001–2003, 2005) 4 wins
  • Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series for "Baggage" Tucker Cawley (2003)
  • Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series (2003)

Nominations

  • Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series-Comedy Ray Romano (2000–01) 2 nominations
  • Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series (1999–2000, 2002–2006) 6 nominations
  • Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series Ray Romano (2000, 2002–2005) 5 nominations
  • Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series Brad Garrett (2004)
  • Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series Peter Boyle (2002, 2004) 2 nominations
  • Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series Patricia Heaton (2002–2006) 5 nominations
  • Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series Doris Roberts (2004–2005) 2 nominations

Cultural references

  • When Romano hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts appeared during his monologue, with Roberts in character and Boyle reminding Romano of his own SNL hosting stint in the 1970s.
  • The title of Everybody Loves Raymond has been spoofed by many shows. Chris Rock spoofed the show's title for his own show called Everybody Hates Chris. The ABC drama Lost also spoofed the show's title for the second-season episode "Everybody Hates Hugo." A Law & Order episode has a parody title "Everybody Loves Raimondo's."
  • On the show Futurama, they frequently make references to a parody of "Raymond", "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad". And the Futurama movie "Bender's Big Score" DVD contains an extra feature of an entire episode of "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad."
  • In the Judd Apatow movies The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up, characters played by Paul Rudd have referred directly to the show. Lines include "That's just a good show, I tape it sometimes..." (when lending the main character a box of pornography, accidentally containing the Everybody Loves Raymond VHS) and "Marriage is like an unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't just last 22 minutes... it lasts forever." .Apatow's 3rd film as a director, Funny People also reference's the show, this time with a cameo from Ray Romano who annoys Eminem, causing the Seth Rogen character to say 'I thought everybody loved you, man?'
  • Garrett's sitcom 'Til Death featured Romano as an extra in an episode.
  • On the show, South Park, in the episode, "Gnomes," Cartman suggests writing a report on, "that Raymond guy from TV. Everybody loves Raymond."
  • On the second episode of Coronation Street shown on Jan 5, 2009, Becky Granger refers to Steve McDonald and Michelle Connor's relationship as being like that of Ray and Debra.
  • Ray Romano and Brad Garrett appeared as brothers in an episode of The King of Queens in the show's first season.^ Family Guy We Love You Conrad (Comedy, 5/03/2009, TV14) .
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    ^ I Love You, Man (Comedy, Movie, 2009, R, ***) .
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    Patricia Heaton has also appeared as a guest star.
  • Ray appeared in the Hannah Montana episode "We're all in this date together" which portrayed him as himself. .He was part of an auction and Hannah Montana did not know who he was and had never heard of the "Everybody loves Raymond" show.^ Hannah Montana I Can't Make You Love Hannah If You Don't (Repeat, Children, 4/21/2006, TVG) .
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    He is adamant that she should have, but when she doesn't understand who he is or what the show is he finishes by saying "It aired for nine years!".
  • The Nanny, another famous sitcom, had a crossover with the show. Protagonist Fran went to high school with Raymond.
  • On the Season 3 episode of The Steve Harvey Show, titled "Everybody Loves Regina", Regina goes out on a date with Ray's older brother.
  • On Kanye West's song Last Call, which is featured on his debut album, The College Dropout, Kanye directly pays homage to the show's name. He says; "And I was almost famous, now everybody loves Kanye, I'm almost Raymond."
  • In The Simpsons episode "Don't Fear the Roofer," Romano guest stars as a roofer named Ray Magini (anagram of 'imaginary') that hits it off with Homer. At the end of the episode, both are discussing this series. As the episode premiered May 1, 2005 (two weeks before the finale), Ray even told Homer to catch the series while he still could.

References

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Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.Everybody Loves Raymond (1996 – 2005) was a long-running CBS sitcom about a successful sports writer Ray Barone, whose oddball family life consists of a fed up wife, overbearing parents (who live across the street), and an older brother with lifelong jealousy of Ray.^ Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household.
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^ Through that association, the CBS hit, “Everybody Loves Raymond” was born.
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^ Everybody Loves Raymond: Season 05 .
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Contents

Season 1

Pilot [1.01]

.Ray: Okay, alright, I'm gonna ask you quickly and quietly to move to your nearest exit.^ I was gonna waitin' when you were gonna ask!

^ Ray : Okay, alright, I'm gonna ask you quickly and quietly to move to your nearest exit.
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^ This weekend in front of The Ebell theater, a sweaty Ray asked wifey Anna "Are we gonna have sex tonight or not?"
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.Debra: How did he ever become a police sergeant?^ Debra : How did he ever become a police sergeant?
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^ Ray's brother, Robert ( Brad Garrett ), a police sergeant, is married Debra's best friend, Amy (Monica Horan), and is never too far from the nest.
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^ Dancing with Debra - After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert to let himself off the hook, he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby.
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.Ray: Cause he's a good cop, and they didn't make him count.^ When Ray walks in on the two making love, he and Debra assume that they are getting back together.

^ For example, when the twins were in the school play, Ray didn't want them playing faeries as they preferred, and instead had them reassigned to play two massive boulders, in order to prove their "masculinity" and therefore make Daddy look better.
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^ Ray didn't even realize that she was actually choking, and when she finally swallowed it, she got really mad at him, because she could have died, and he didn't do a thing to help her.
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Or eat.

.Ray: Listen, Ma, I want to talk about Debra's birthday...^ Ray : Listen, Ma, I want to talk about Debra's birthday...
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^ Marie, Frank and Robert have just walked in on Ray and Debra about to have sex on the couch.
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^ Visible crew/equipment : After Debra goes upstairs angry, Ray says up to her "Forget about Miss Congeniality, that's for sure."
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.Marie: My god, talk about birthdays.^ Marie : Oh my God, he's in a cult!
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^ Marie : My god, talk about birthdays.
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^ Well I don't know why I came over here, Marie, because the past month of you not talking to me, has been the best month of my life!
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Your birthday gift to me finally came this morning. .Did you know they sent me a box of pears?^ Can you imagine if they did it nowadays?
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^ Did you know they sent me a box of pears?
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^ Yes, these three are also family-based comedies but they are so kooky, they´re just exciting to watch, as you never know what is going to happen next.
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Ray: Yeah.
Marie: From a place called "Fruit Of The Month"?
.Ray: That's right, how are they?^ Ray's mom is so funny because they try not to insult her but she somehow manipulates him by talking about how great his brother is.
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^ Dear Tom and Ray: I have often wondered, when I see a street scene in Havana, how they've managed to keep those '50s...
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^ How They Met As they prepare Ally for a play date, Ray and Debra reminisce about when they first met.
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.Marie: They're very nice pears.^ I treat them very nicely, and they remember me.
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^ And we're pretty tight-knit in that the boys are all very close in age, so outside of school, they're mostly with each other.
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^ Be Nice - When Ray and Debra realize they're nicer to strangers than to each other they vow to change their ways.
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But, there are so many of them. .There are over a dozen pears.^ There are over a dozen pears.
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.What am I supposed to do with all those pears?^ What am I supposed to do with all those pears?
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.Ray: I think you're supposed to eat them.^ Do people think you're exotic?
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^ And so I think that's what you're doing, right?
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^ Its more of an anti dad thing than pro you" Ray: "It means shut up Robert, thats what it means" Ray: "No jerk I think works" .
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Marie: Myself?
.Ray: You and Dad and Robert.^ Ray Barone : Dad, what are you doing here?
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^ Its more of an anti dad thing than pro you" Ray: "It means shut up Robert, thats what it means" Ray: "No jerk I think works" .
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^ Robert : [to Ray] Ma told me what you did...
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.Marie: How many pears can Robert eat?^ Marie : How many pears can Robert eat?
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^ Raymond, Robert, and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, because they are scared about how she will react.
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^ Robert is jealous of the life Ray has made for himself, and the many ways he was favoured as a child: Marie still gives him more ice cream.
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.I appreciate the thought, but please, don't ever send us any more fruit again.^ If you have any question, comment or suggestion about this site, please send us a note .
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^ Please send us your feedback on our site.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond: The Complete Eighth Season (2006) - Yahoo! Shopping 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC shopping.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Please don’t blame us if your monitor explodes.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Torrent Download 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.torrentz.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Thanks.
.Ray: Another box is coming next month.^ Ray : Another box is coming next month.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Romano and Brad Garrett in an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond," which ends its nine-year run next month.
  • After 'Raymond,' What? The Hazy Future of Sitcoms (washingtonpost.com) 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.washingtonpost.com [Source type: General]

^ News Everybody Loves Raymond Going HD The syndicated debut comes next month.

Marie: What??!! More pears??!!
.Ray: No, it's a different fruit every month.^ Ray : No, it's a different fruit every month.
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^ This incident reminded me of an episode from Everybody Loves Raymond when, Ray represents his parents a certificate to the fruit-of-the-month club?

^ Ray : Yes, that's why it's called "Fruit Of The Month" Club.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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Marie: Every month??!!
.Ray: Yes, that's why it's called "Fruit Of The Month" Club.^ The climactic scene called for Ray to discover why his father forged Mickey Mantle's signature on a baseball for him when he was a kid.
  • Before Everybody Loved Raymond: Being Real | Your America | Reader's Digest 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.rd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ PM For last minute, health-minded gifts, there's always the Fruit of the Month Club but it's $300.
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^ This incident reminded me of an episode from Everybody Loves Raymond when, Ray represents his parents a certificate to the fruit-of-the-month club?

Marie: It's a club??!! .Oh, my god!^ Oh my god!
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^ Robert : Oh my god!
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^ Robert : Oh my god, this was in the mail.
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What do I do with all this fruit?
.Ray: Most people like it, Ma, they share it with their friends.^ Actually, that doesn´t sound so bad until we see Ray´s family come and go from his house whenever they please, treating his house like it has a revolving door.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond: The Complete 1st Season - DVD review (1 of 2) 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.dvdtown.com [Source type: General]

^ "But if we tell people that everybody likes him, they'll automatically assume that since everybody already loves him, they might as well watch the show."
  • SMBFC.Net - I Really Hate Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC old.smbfc.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I wouldn't want to ask people to just give me money cause they like my website, but do please take a quick look at Barger's Boutique.
  • The Lonely Goatherd Blog 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.morethings.com [Source type: General]

Marie: Which friends?
.Ray: I don't know.^ Don’t know whether you know it or not that Ray Romano and Brad Garrett made appearance as brothers on an episode of the first season of ‘The King of Queens’.

Lee and Stan?
Marie: Lee and Stan buy their own fruit. .Why did you do this to me?^ Why did you do this to me?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Why did you cut it of so early, I would have loved to see the rest of it, because I don't remember this episode...
  • SpikedHumor.com » Everybody Loves Raymond - The Fly » SpikedHumor.com 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.spikedhumor.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Frank : Then why the hell did you hug me?
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I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house.
[Frank walks in.]
.Marie: [to Frank] Do you know the fruit keeps coming, month after month?^ Marie Barone : You never know.
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^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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^ Frank : What do you mean, month after month?
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[pointing at .Ray] He's got us in some kind of a cult.^ Ray ] He's got us in some kind of a cult.
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Ray: It's not a cult, it's a club.
.Frank: What do you mean, month after month?^ Frank : What do you mean, month after month?
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^ Frank : You mean that even though you know that ball's a fake it still means something to you?
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^ Marie : [ to Frank ] Do you know the fruit keeps coming, month after month?
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For how long?
Ray: A year.
.Frank: My god, are you out of your mind?^ I have a mind of my own you know!
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^ Frank : My god, are you out of your mind?
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^ Frank Barone : You popped out the back panel?!
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What do you think we are? Invalids? .We can't go out and get our own fruit?^ We can't go out and get our own fruit?
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^ Our thoughts and our prayers go out to everyone affected.
  • 'Raymond', 'Lost', Score at Emmys : NPR 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.npr.org [Source type: General]

Marie: I tried to tell him.
.Ray: Alright, I'll cancel the Fruit Club.^ This incident reminded me of an episode from Everybody Loves Raymond when, Ray represents his parents a certificate to the fruit-of-the-month club?


Frank: Marie--
Marie: I can't talk! .There's too much fruit in the house!^ There's too much fruit in the house!
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^ I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house.
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.Ray: Let's see, when I proposed you were 23. You said no.^ You said no.
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^ Ray said you were dead.
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^ Ray : Let's see, when I proposed you were 23.
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Debra: Right.
Ray: Then I proposed; you were 24
.Ray & Debra: No again.^ Ray : Then I proposed; you were 24 Ray & Debra : No again.
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^ Debra Barone : No, I mean it Ray, stay away from me.
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^ In a recent episode, Ray asked Debra if he could invest in a go-kart track and she said no.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond | PopMatters Television Review 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.popmatters.com [Source type: General]

.Ray: Right, then I took a year off to regroup then I came back with a job; BOOM, married.^ Ray : Right, then I took a year off to regroup then I came back with a job; BOOM, married.
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^ Ray Barone' : I'm just glad they took it back.
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^ Ray and Debra decide to have the twins stay back in Kindergarden for another year.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

.That would make you 32----ish.^ You said it would make you uncomfortable.
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^ That would make you 32----ish.
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Robert: When did he get this?
.Marie: Oh, that's an award your brother got for his sports-column.^ Marie : Oh, that's an award your brother got for his sports-column.
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^ Marie Barone : You should see your brother sitting over there with the dog.
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.Robert: Never ends for Raymond...^ The family doesn’t end here, the above mentioned ones share the home with Raymond and living across the street are his parents Frank and Marie and his cop brother Robert.

^ (LAUGHTER) (END VIDEO CLIP) (COMMERCIAL BREAK) (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND") ROBERTS: How did your interview go?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Robert : Never ends for Raymond...
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.Marie: Oh, poor Robbie.^ Marie : Oh, poor Robbie.
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.Robert: Everybody loves Raymond.^ Get alerts about Everybody Loves Raymond .
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Topics Page - USATODAY.com 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC content.usatoday.com [Source type: General]
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^ I never liked "Everybody Loves Raymond."
  • Not everyone loved 'Raymond' or his wife and mother but you had to appreciate a well-crafted show - SFGate 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC articles.sfgate.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Everybody Loves Raymond: Season 09 .
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.I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave.^ I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When we first started working, Ray was -- Ray would be like very shocked that he would say something and that other people would answer him.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Ray tells Debra that hes going to be working late.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

.Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.^ Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I think--because they feel so certain in their opinions--they feel that gives them the right to be rude and to tear me down a little bit, and I've had that happen to me a number of times.
  • Patricia Heaton, Everybody Loves Raymond, Christian Comedy DVD - Beliefnet.com 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.beliefnet.com [Source type: General]


.Marie: I've got baking soda!^ Marie : I've got baking soda!
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.I smelled something questionable in the fridge.^ I smelled something questionable in the fridge.
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.Ray: From across the street?^ Mondays — because it remained focused on the marriage of Ray and Debra, complicated by Ray's nosy parents (Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle) who live across the street.
  • Everybody loves work on 'Raymond' 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.enquirer.com [Source type: General]

^ Standup comedian Ray Romano stars as Ray Barone, a successful sportswriter who deals with his brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
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^ Right across the street are Rays meddling parents, Frank and Marie (Peter Boyle, Doris Roberts), and his obsessive-compulsive older brother, Robert (Brad Garrett).
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.Marie: No, when I was here yesterday.^ Marie : No, when I was here yesterday.
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Oh, It's worse!

.Ray: Time to leave, Dad.^ Ray : Time to leave, Dad.
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^ Lateness : Ray claims that Debra is always late on purpose, so he threatens to leave her behind if she's not ready on time for an important sports banquet they plan to attend.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - The Complete Eighth Season : DVD Talk Review of the DVD Video 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: General]

^ Ray : Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?
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Buckle up... .What're you doing?^ What're you doing?
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^ Then, once you find it, once you're making a living doing stand-up, then you get in a rut because things slow down.
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^ You've got to be - you know what you're doing there.
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Frank: [sniffing the twins' heads] I'm sucking the youth!
[Later]
.Debra: The twins' heads smell like Old Spice.^ [Later] Debra : The twins' heads smell like Old Spice.
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^ Ray is living on Long Island with his family and his family includes his wife Debra, Ally his 12 years old daughter, and 8 years old twin sons Geoffrey and Michael.

^ Debra and Ray accidentally left the twins alone by themselves and came home to find them eating pancakes ] Frank Barone : [ comes in ] I smell pancakes!
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.Your dad was here.^ Your dad was here.
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Sucking the youth.

.Ray: Why don't you go out with Linda tomorrow?^ You know, we don't know where to go.
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^ Ray : Why don't you go out with Linda tomorrow?
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^ When are you going to learn Ray?
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.Debra: And leave the kids with your parents?^ Debra : And leave the kids with your parents?
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^ Debra Barone : We have to invite your parents.
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^ Debra Barone : Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
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Ray: No, I'll do the kids
Debra: Pffff...
Ray: I can do it. .What about the time when you went to your aunt's for three days?^ Its on here in re-runs about 5 times day, and I was just discussing it with the wife.
  • King of Queens - The Gibson Lounge - Gibson Forums 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC forums.gibson.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "It's a very sweet experience having this (success) happen at a time when you basically go back over your life and see every mistake you ever made."
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  • 'Raymond' Cast Mourns Peter Boyle - CBS News 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.cbsnews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • `Raymond' Dad Peter Boyle Dies in NYC 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.sfgate.com [Source type: General]

^ He fires back: "You felt bad 'cause I turned you down, what, three times?
  • FOXNews.com - 'Raymond' Says Goodbye After 9 Seasons - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.foxnews.com [Source type: General]

.Debra: I took the kids with me!^ Debra : I took the kids with me!
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.Ray: Yeah, but I fed myself.^ Ray : Yeah, but I fed myself.
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Marie: But where is Debra?
.Ray: She went to the movies with Linda.^ Ray : She went to the movies with Linda.
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Marie: The movies? .Some people get to live it up.^ "People didn't jump up and down when we told them the premise of the show, a guy lives across the street from his parents," Rosenthal said.
  • FOXNews.com - 'Raymond' Says Goodbye After 9 Seasons - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.foxnews.com [Source type: General]


.Ray: Hey, look at this, Cal Ripken signed my hat!^ My Hero by McRaider reviews Ray looked in complete awe as his brother handled the situation.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond FanFiction Archive - FanFiction.Net 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fanfiction.net [Source type: General]

Debra: Oh that's great, look at this, Gregory spit up on my shirt.
Ray: I'm not trading.

I Love You [1.02]

.Ray: Are you ok?^ Ray : Are you ok?
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^ Ray Barone : Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage?
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Debra: I'm fine.
.Ray: Uh oh, fine is bad.^ Ray : Uh oh, fine is bad.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What is it? What's the matter?
Debra: Nothing.
.Ray: Nothing...nothing is worse!^ Ray : Nothing...nothing is worse!
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Debra: I love you
Ray: ...And I you
[Debra walks off]
Ray: Debra! DEBRA!
Ally: STELLA!

.Frank: [to Marie and Robert] This love stuff....we never mention it again.^ Frank : [to Marie and Robert] This love stuff....we never mention it again.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank's New Friends No synopsis available.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond: The Complete Fourth Season [5 Discs] - DVD 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.bestbuy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The family doesn’t end here, the above mentioned ones share the home with Raymond and living across the street are his parents Frank and Marie and his cop brother Robert.


.Ray: Oh, now I don't love you?^ Ray Barone : You don't exist?
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^ Ray : Oh, now I don't love you?
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^ Ray Barone : You don't got 6:26?
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.Debra: You don't say it.^ Debra : You don't say it.
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^ Debra : When do you say it?
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^ No problem, says Debra—that means you're happy.
  • Why does everyone love Raymond? - By Virginia Heffernan - Slate Magazine 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.slate.com [Source type: General]

Ray: I do.
.Debra: No, you don't.^ Debra Barone : Don't you get sick of always going to our parents houses for Thanksgiving every year?
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^ Debra Barone : No, it's going to bother you too much.
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^ Debra :[snatches remote from Ray] I don't care you give me that.
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Ray: I do!
Debra: When do you say it?
Ray: WITH MY EYES!

.Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?^ Marie : When we first got married, I said "I love you" all the time.
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^ Ray said you were dead.
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^ Ray : Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?
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Frank: What? .Do you live in a freaking fairyland?^ Do you live in a freaking fairyland?
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.Marie: When we first got married, I said "I love you" all the time.^ Marie : When we first got married, I said "I love you" all the time.
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^ Marie : I said it all the time!
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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Frank: When? .When did you say it?^ When did you say it?
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^ As you look back on that now professionally, that is to say as an artist, what did you learn from that?
  • Tavis Smiley . Shows . Fred Willard . December 9, 2009 | PBS 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.pbs.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Even little things like when you say "triple-tonguing your g-spot" and I make that noise...all those little things and in the basement Hank did a lot of..
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Marie: I said it all the time!^ Marie : When we first got married, I said "I love you" all the time.
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^ Marie : I said it all the time!
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^ Marie also criticizes Debra's housekeeping, and a result she often rewashes all of the clothes and vacuums the house several more times.
  • MySpace - Everybody Loves Raymond - 102 - Female - NEVADA - myspace.com/tveverybodylovesraymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.myspace.com [Source type: General]


.Ray: Were you in my office, mom?^ Ray : Were you in my office, mom?
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^ Ray : You want me to convince my parents to come here, and my sales pitch is, "mmm, mmm, fish!"
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^ Ray Barone : You know about me and my first time.
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Marie: Yeah I was trying to get a pen to do the crossword puzzles. .You know, your desk drawer is locked.^ You know, your desk drawer is locked.
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^ But then, you know, once you get all your luggage in it's not that bad.
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^ You know your career's in trouble when you guest on Boston Legal, which seems to be a depository for out-of-work Star Trek actors.
  • FARK.com: (4142100) Scott Bakula to co-star with Everybody Loves Raymond in new TV "midlife crisis drama" about aging college buddies. Al frantically trying to get him out of there 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fark.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Debra and Ray: Yeah we lock it now.^ Debra and Ray : Yeah we lock it now.
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^ After learning she was pregnant with twins, Debra brought up the issue that she and Ray would need to move in a bigger home, as they would now have three children.
  • MySpace - Everybody Loves Raymond - 102 - Female - NEVADA - myspace.com/tveverybodylovesraymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.myspace.com [Source type: General]

^ Debra : Oh yeah, the kids taped football Ray, the last thing they put in the VCR was lemon chicken!
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.It keeps the kids out.^ It keeps the kids out.
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^ They let the sitter go but then Marie finds out she can't keep up with the kids.
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.Marie: Oh, that's a good idea!^ Marie : Oh, that's a good idea!
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I broke a knife in it.

.Robert: You know that shampoo that says "no more tears" on the bottle?^ June 13th, 2009 at 11:11 am Said: Lux PLZ PLZ PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz Give me my mom will say no plz I like you more than anyone .
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^ You ever wanted to know a little more about th...
  • Ray Romano in : The Everybody Loves Raymond 2008 World Series Preview: Phillies Vs. Rays from Michael Gellis - Video 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.funnyordie.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "It's good to know whether it's a sitcom or a drama," Haber says, "but basically it doesn't make any difference if you don't have the relationship.
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There's tears.

.Waitress: Extra sauce!^ Waitress : Extra sauce!
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.Bernie: She's the saucy one.^ Bernie : She's the saucy one.
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.Waitress: And the assorted fried cheeses plate.^ Waitress : And the assorted fried cheeses plate.
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.Ray: He's the fat one!^ Ray : He's the fat one!
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.Ray: Hey, that's tongue.^ Ray : Hey, that's tongue.
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.I thought you were a vegetarian.^ I thought you were a vegetarian.
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.Ray: [on the phone] Yea, I miss you too.^ Ray : [on the phone] Yea, I miss you too.
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^ Ray Barone : Yeah, while you're there, don't miss the seminar about moving to Florida.
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.Okay, yea, I'll see you tomorrow.^ But a lot of movies today, you'll film a scene as written and then the director will say, "Okay, now just if you feel like throwing something new in."
  • Tavis Smiley . Shows . Fred Willard . December 9, 2009 | PBS 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.pbs.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tell us your children's ages You'll see the movies, games, books, shows, music, and sites our editors select just for them.

^ "Okay, but could you see that a son could kiss his dad?"
  • Before Everybody Loved Raymond: Being Real | Your America | Reader's Digest 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.rd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And honey, I love you.^ And honey, I love you.
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.Good, well, get used to it because I'm gonna say it all the time.^ Well, then, she is good news to all of us.
  • The Hills - Salon.com 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.salon.com [Source type: General]

^ Good, well, get used to it because I'm gonna say it all the time.
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^ However, at heart they are good, caring people and the family are extraordinarily close...but you'd never know it by the drama and shouting that goes on all the time!
  • "Everybody Loves Raymond" (1996) 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.imdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Okay. .Now give the phone to mommy.^ Now give the phone to mommy.
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I Wish I Were Gus [1.03]

.Frank: Ray, I've got some news.^ Frank : Ray, I've got some news.
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^ Marie and Frank's New Friends Ray and Debra's plan, designed to spend less time with Marie and Frank, backfires.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: General]

^ Some of Frank's more tender moments involve taking the fall for Debra when Marie loses a sentimental item or handing Ray money for the zoo to take his children.
  • MySpace - Everybody Loves Raymond - 102 - Female - NEVADA - myspace.com/tveverybodylovesraymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.myspace.com [Source type: General]

.I don't know the best way to break this...^ I don't know the best way to break this...
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^ Well I don't know why I came over here, Marie, because the past month of you not talking to me, has been the best month of my life!
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Your great-uncle Gus, dead!
Ray: Oh, no I liked him
Robert: Yeah me too... Hey nuts!(referring to a bowl of nuts on the table)

Frank: He wants you to deliver his eulogy
Ray: Why? I hardly knew the guy.
.Frank: It was his dying wish.^ Frank : It was his dying wish.
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.Robert: Even dead people love Raymond.^ Robert : Everybody loves Raymond.
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^ Robert : Even dead people love Raymond.
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^ (LAUGHTER) (END VIDEO CLIP) (COMMERCIAL BREAK) (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND") ROBERTS: How did your interview go?
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.Alda: What's your problem Marie?^ Alda : What's your problem Marie?
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.I can't even say a word without you topping me.^ I can't even say a word without you topping me.
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^ Robert started hanging out with black people ] Frank Barone : I don't even understand one word you're saying anymore.
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^ Ray, don't you say one more word or I'm gonna send your mother back in here to smack the crap out of you.
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.Marie: I can't help it, you're easily topped!^ Marie : I can't help it, you're easily topped!
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^ Marie : You're cheap.
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^ Marie Barone : Oh, you're back.
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Marie: You never even sent a gift
Alda: My gift was that I came at all
.Marie: What kind of a horse's ass gift is that?^ Marie : You never even sent a gift Alda : My gift was that I came at all Marie : What kind of a horse's ass gift is that?
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.Alda: You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass!^ Alda : You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass!
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^ Marie : You never even sent a gift Alda : My gift was that I came at all Marie : What kind of a horse's ass gift is that?
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[Ally drew a moustache on Geoffrey]
.Frank: Can Hitler have a juice-box?^ [Ally drew a moustache on Geoffrey] Frank : Can Hitler have a juice-box?
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.Debra: Hey, do you know what I think is really sexy?^ KING: And you know the real brother?
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^ You know, he thinks it's not right on.
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^ Debra Barone : Ok, you know what?
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Ray: What?
Debra: A man who does the dishes
.Ray: No, does nothing for me...^ Debra : A man who does the dishes Ray : No, does nothing for me...
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.Do you know what does it for me?^ Do you know what does it for me?
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^ She does like her, because she doesn't take any crap from me either, you know, Patty.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.A woman who does the dishes...^ A woman who does the dishes...
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^ Debra : A man who does the dishes Ray : No, does nothing for me...
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with another woman!

.Ray: Some funeral, huh?^ Ray : Some funeral, huh?
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Debra: Yeah.
Ray: Wanna do it?

Ray: Hi, I'm Ray. .I'm here to talk about...Gus Batrone.^ I'm here to talk about...Gus Batrone.
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Robert: Haaaaarrrr!!!
.Ray: Thank you.^ Ray : Thank you.
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^ Ray : No, I read the sign Bernie, "Thank You for not smelling the help."
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Standard Deviation [1.04]


.Ray: You know I read somewhere where the happiest marriages are the ones where the man is smarter.^ Ray : You know I read somewhere where the happiest marriages are the ones where the man is smarter.
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^ Ray Barone : You know why?
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^ Ray Barone : You know who says that?
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.Debra: Oh, guess who wrote that...^ Debra : Oh, guess who wrote that...
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[Ray puts away tax papers and sits next to Debra]
Debra: You promised you'd get this done!
Ray: That's not the point. The point is that... .I will rub your feet!^ I will rub your feet!
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.Debra: You gotta, you gotta get this done.^ Debra : You gotta, you gotta get this done.
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[Ray pulls off Debra's socks and starts rubbing her bare feet]
.Ray: Don't worry, in fact the whole idea of rubbing feet makes me sick.^ [Ray pulls off Debra's socks and starts rubbing her bare feet] Ray : Don't worry, in fact the whole idea of rubbing feet makes me sick.
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^ Trufully I don't think the writers really had an idea, but they wanted to make the search for these answers as funny as possible and they did for the most part.
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^ [Ray continues to massage her feet, but starts tickling them as well] Debra : That's not rubbing, that's tickling!
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.Debra: Just shut up and rub.^ Debra : Shut up!
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^ Debra : Just shut up and rub.
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^ Ray, you chose that side, you wanted that side, you made your bed so just shut up in it.
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[Ray continues to massage her feet, but starts tickling them as well]
.Debra: That's not rubbing, that's tickling!^ [Ray continues to massage her feet, but starts tickling them as well] Debra : That's not rubbing, that's tickling!
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[Robert walks in]
.Robert: Glad to see you're not busy.^ [Robert walks in] Robert : Glad to see you're not busy.
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^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
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^ ROMANO: I think we're one more year contractually, but you know, then, of course, we just see how it goes and we'll do some more.
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[Ray is still caressing Debra's bare feet]
.Ray: What makes you think we're not busy, Rob?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ You're a regular Bob and Ray.
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^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
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.Debra: There's more than one kind of intelligence Ray.^ Debra : There's more than one kind of intelligence Ray.
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^ And he likes me a lot more than Ray.
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^ GARRETT: You know, Ray said, he looked at me and said, you know, we're going one more year, get out the puppies.
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Frank: That's right. There's STREET SMARTS!

[Debra smashes a bowl of ice cream into Ray's lap]
Ray: Mmm, fudgey.

Look Don't Touch [1.05]

[Andy is staring at Angelina, the attractive waitress.]
Andy: So, Angelina, how are you?
.Angelina: Did you want something?^ KING: Did you ever want to be a priest?
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^ Do you want something to eat?
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^ Angelina : Did you want something?
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Andy: No, thanks. .I just thought we could talk.^ I just thought we could talk.
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.Bernie: [Angelina walks away] Ahh, did you smell her?^ You have to nail the boots to the wall and just walk away.
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^ KING: And you did deliver right away?
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Ray: No, I read the sign Bernie, "Thank You for not smelling the help."

.Bernie: Oh, man look at her.^ Bernie : Oh, man look at her.
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^ Debra's mom leaves, Debra looks at Ray menacingly and goes after her mother ] Ray Barone : Oh, man...
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.If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do?^ You know, we left this earlier, but when this show first went on, it wasn't on Mondays at 9:00, right?
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^ If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do?
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.Ray: You'd wear the same underwear every day.^ KING: And you go to work every day?
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.Frank: Hello, ladies!^ Frank : Hello, ladies!
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.Ray: What are you doing here?^ Ray Barone : Dad, what are you doing here?
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^ Marie Barone : What are you doing here?
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^ Ray : What are you doing here?
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.Frank: Hehehe, I came to check out the new waitress.^ Frank : Hehehe, I came to check out the new waitress.
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^ ROMANO: Well, he was the one that they told me -- I was in New York at the time before I came out for the casting.
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^ Frank Barone : Well, the good news is we came up with a better message for you to leave.
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.Ray: Oh god.^ Ray : Oh god.
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^ Ray Barone : How about a little-- Debra Barone : Oh, god.
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^ To Ray, as he comes into the jail to discover Debra in it ] Oh my God!
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.Angelina: Hello, will you be staying for lunch?^ Angelina : Hello, will you be staying for lunch?
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Frank: Holy Crap! .Uh....yes, I will, thank you.^ Uh....yes, I will, thank you.
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[Marie thinks Ray might have an affair with Angelina, the attractive waitress]
.Debra: Marie, I'm not worried.^ Angry Sex Ray worries that Debra's fight with Marie could put a stop to his plans.
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^ Marie thinks Ray might have an affair with Angelina, the attractive waitress ] Debra : Marie, I'm not worried.
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I trust Ray.
.Marie: Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear.^ Marie : Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear.
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^ Raymond, Robert, and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, because they are scared about how she will react.
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^ Marie : About you and Raymond going your separate ways tonight.
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I'm worried about that pizza parlor putana!

Ray: [to Angelina] I'm sorry that was rude of me. .This is Debra, the little lady.^ This is Debra, the little lady.
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.I don't mean little in a size way, or that she doesn't matter.^ I don't mean little in a size way, or that she doesn't matter.
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^ Just because he freaked out doesn't mean he loves her, OK? Don't you two think you've done enough?
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^ I don’t say this in a conceded way, I hope it doesn’t come across that way, but I’ve never had to pursue that cause.
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She's my lady. .She's my great big lady.^ She's my great big lady.
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Frank, the Writer [1.06]

.Robert: Michael threw his milk at me!^ Robert : Michael threw his milk at me!
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.Frank: Isn't that great?^ Frank : Isn't that great?
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.That could be my second story!^ That could be my second story!
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The digest loves a naughty baby.

.Debra: Ray, Robert is still here.^ Debra : Ray, Robert is still here.
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^ Marie, Frank and Robert have just walked in on Ray and Debra about to have sex on the couch.
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^ "Dancing With Debra" Ray encourages Robert to go dancing with Debra so he can get out of it.
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.Ray: Hey, Robert!^ Ray : Hey, Robert!
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.What are you doing here?^ Ray : What are you doing here?
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^ Do you mind doing the interview in here?
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^ Debra Barone : What are you doing here?
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.Robert: I had a suspicion I needed to confirm.^ Robert : I had a suspicion I needed to confirm.
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.Debra: Robert, what's wrong?^ Debra : Robert, what's wrong?
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.Robert: I don't think Michael loves me anymore.^ Robert : I don't think Michael loves me anymore.
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^ Hey Robert, don't look now, I think that woman is giving you the eye...
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^ Just because he freaked out doesn't mean he loves her, OK? Don't you two think you've done enough?
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.Debra: What are you talking about?^ Debra : What are you talking about?
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^ KING: You talked about your wife and your kid?
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^ Frank : What are you talking about you hate plenty of people.
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Robert: He's not like Geoffery, he seems standoffish.
Ray: You do know Michael is a baby, right?
.Robert: Just a feeling.^ Robert : Just a feeling.
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Cop's instinct. He wants nothing to do with me.

Your Place or Mine? [1.07]

[Ray and Debra are going over their bills.]
.Debra: According to this, we can afford a car phone.^ Debra Barone : According to this, we can afford a car phone.
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^ Debra: According to this, we can afford a car phone.
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Ray: No. .No car phone.^ No car phone.
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Debra: Why? .Why do you fight technology?^ Why do you fight technology?
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.Ray: I'm against technology?^ Ray: I'm against technology?
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^ Ray Barone : I'm against technology?
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Debra: Yeah.
.Ray: Who introduced you to Wonderbra?^ Ray Barone : Who introduced you to Wonderbra ?
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^ Ray: Who introduced you to Wonderbra?
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^ Ray Barone : You know who says that?
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Ray: All three kids asleep. .You thought I couldn't get Ally to take a nap.^ You thought I couldn't get Ally to take a nap.
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.Debra: Good job, honey.^ Debra: Good job, honey.
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^ Debra Barone : Good job, honey.
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Ray: Yeah. .By the way, tomorrow we have to buy a pony.^ By the way, tomorrow we have to buy a pony.
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.Debra: Would you look at this great big stain here?^ Debra: Would you look at this great big stain here?
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^ Debra Barone : Would you look at this great big stain here?
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^ Debra Barone : What are you doing here?
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.The carpet guy swore up and down that he could get it out.^ The carpet guy swore up and down that he could get it out.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Gianni, while you're out getting a stove, could you pick up a spine for my husband?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray: I don't want to hear about stains.^ Ray Barone : I don't want to hear about stains.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You never wanted to hear about it.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray: I don't want to hear about stains.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The kids are asleep, the house is quiet. .Now it's quality time.^ Now it's quality time.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Just me and you.
[Ray starts reading the newspaper.]
.Debra: You better be looking at jewelery ads.^ I'm so much better looking than you are!"
  • Everybody loves Raymond | Life and style | The Observer 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.guardian.co.uk [Source type: News]


[Marie barges into the house.]
.Marie: Your father has finally done it.^ Marie: Your father has finally done it.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Your father has finally done it .
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray: What's that, learned to buckle his pants?^ Ray Barone : What's that, learnt to buckle his pants?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray: What's that, learned to buckle his pants?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Frank: I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.^ Frank : I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Debra: Where's Frank?
.Ray: By now he's probably taping the toilet seat so he never has to flush.^ Ray : By now he's probably taping the toilet seat so he never has to flush.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Debra: Ray! .She's in there chiseling my head stone!^ She's in there chiseling my head stone!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Debra: [To Ray, about Marie] Anything she cooks for me you're tasting first.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : You know about me and my first time.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Frank and Marie imitating Ray and Debra) .
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.Ray: You hear that?^ Ray : You hear that?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Why would you want to hear me complain about Ray?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Debra: No, I don't hear anything.^ Debra : No, I don't hear anything.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra : No, you don't.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray: That’s the sound of all our clothes being refolded.^ Ray : That’s the sound of all our clothes being refolded.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : What, with being a cop and all?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And to have all that suddenly stop, it's like, as Ray said, being a functioning alcoholic who gets cut off."
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Frank: It's the celery that makes "tuna salad" tuna salad.^ Frank : It's the celery that makes "tuna salad" tuna salad.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.What you gave me was tuna slop!^ What you gave me was tuna slop!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Frank: I can be sweet....it takes people time to discover that.^ Frank : I can be sweet....it takes people time to discover that.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Debra: Robert, just do what I do; tell him you're tired and he'll climb off.^ You're throwing me off.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Debra Barone : So, what did you tell her?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra: So it was just the once and then you got married?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

In-Laws [1.08]

.Lois: So, how are things going with you, Robert?^ You know how you get when you're playing a film and you're going to have a boyfriend or girlfriend.
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As to how Romano would like to see its finale, "we've talked about it and it's not going to be like a life changing thing because that's not kind of what our show does.
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Bthwqq , on January 1st, 2010 at 2:50 am Said: I like to get Club Penguin memberships, but how are you going to give it to us anyways?
  • Club Penguin Free Membership « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: General]

.Robert: Well, you know, one day you're rescuing a puppy, the next you're fishing a skull out of a toilet.^ You know, they're not twins.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You get soccer-ed out you know?
  • This Is American Soccer, US Soccer, MNT, WNT, and MLS » Blog Archive » everybody loves raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.thisisamericansoccer.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert : Well, you know, one day you're rescuing a puppy, the next you're fishing a skull out of a toilet.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Ray: These people shouldn't be at the same table together.^ Ray : These people shouldn't be at the same table together.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Honey, you shouldn't let people tell you things are valuable, like pieces of paper with pictures on them.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.They shouldn't be in the same state!^ They shouldn't be in the same state!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Win, Lose or Draw [1.09]

.Debra: You lost $2300 to your father?!?!^ "Hank 'N' Pat MacDougall request the honor of your "presents--" Debra : Robert, you spelled "presents" like gifts!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra : You lost $2300 to your father?!?!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That no matter what happened you can go to your father and he'll make everything ok?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray: Relax, alright?^ Ray : Relax, alright?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We're gonna get the money back.^ We're gonna get the money back.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie : You're giving him back that money!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ About money ] Marie Barone: You're giving him back that money!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Debra: How?
Ray: When he dies.

[Robert interrogates Ray and Frank for illegally gambling.]
.Ray: What the hell are you doing?^ Ray : What are you doing here?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray : What the hell are you doing?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Dad, what are you doing here?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Robert: "Good Cop/Bad Cop". It's just taking a little longer because there's only one of me.^ (CROSSTALK) ROBERTS: Just a little hyper.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ November 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm Said: Oh please give it to me i need to give it to my sister for her birthday and i dont have enough money to buy her one because i dont have an awollance please oh please give it to because she just loves clubpenguin this is the only good present i can get her so please give it to me if you dont i dont really care except ill just be sad……..
  • Club Penguin Free Membership « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: General]

^ Well, what ever is going on behind the scenes, there's one thing that's really good with these guys.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Marie: You're giving him back that money!^ Marie Barone : Oh, you're back.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie : You're cheap.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie : You're giving him back that money!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Frank: Like hell, I am! .I want to teach him a lesson.^ I want to teach him a lesson.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You up the stakes, you lose a lot. .Play with fire, you're going to get burned.^ Play with fire, you're going to get burned.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You play with matches and you get burned.
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^ You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Waves check in front of Raymond]
Frank: AND ALWAYS, THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!

.Frank: You're not talking to me?^ Frank : You're Santa?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank : You're right.
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^ Frank : You're not talking to me?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Marie: Nope.
Frank: [smiling] I just keep winning.

Marie: This is for you.
Debra: Ahh. But I thought Frank said...
.Marie: No, he doesn't know anything about that.^ I don't know anything about it.
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Marie : No, he doesn't know anything about that.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert finds out something about his mother-in-law that no one else knows about and tries to keep her secret.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

This is my money.
.Debra: You have money?^ Debra : You have money?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Marie: Oh... My father, oh, such a wise man. .On my wedding day, he took me aside, gave me $200, and said, "Here". This is if you come to your senses and leave Frank.^ This is if you come to your senses and leave Frank.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Frank Barone : Come on, he's your brother.
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^ Frank : My god, are you out of your mind?
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Debra: Wow. .My dad only gave me fifty.^ My dad only gave me fifty.
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.Ray: For the last time I'm not taking the money.^ Ray : For the last time I'm not taking the money.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ RAY ROMANO: It takes time to develop, to find your voice and hone your act, so it was hard in the beginning.
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Ray : Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I lost it, that's all. .I'm a big boy alright?^ I'm a big boy alright?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If I take the money what kind of message does that send to my kids?^ If I take the money what kind of message does that send to my kids?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "I thought it's a good movie, going to make a lot of money but that's kind of the guy with the kids and put upon which was not enough of a departure from the TV character, you know?
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.That no matter what happened you can go to your father and he'll make everything ok?^ Frank : You should be able to go to your father, and he should be able to make it ok.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That no matter what happened you can go to your father and he'll make everything ok?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Andy : I'll go with you.
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.Frank: You're right.^ He comes right over to me with his wife and goes 'Oh, you're the man'.
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You're right.^ You're right.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank : You're right.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And so I think that's what you're doing, right?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ray: What, what am I right about?^ One thing I want to say about the characters, and the real characters we play in "Ray," I can always tell when I'm right on, when I yell at Ray, there's a look in his eyes.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Frank: You should be able to go to your father, and he should be able to make it ok.^ That no matter what happened you can go to your father and he'll make everything ok?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank : You should be able to go to your father, and he should be able to make it ok.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Debra ] I should have known that by three o' clock that you have lost complete control of your children, and I brought company which was embarassing as you didn't tidy up.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Gives Ray his money back]

.Frank: So Ray, you feel like a winner?^ Frank : So Ray, you feel like a winner?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank : He wants you to deliver his eulogy Ray : Why?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Now that Ray's a cartoon character in a big, Hollywood animated film, his kids "are obsessed like you can't believe; it's almost scary.
  • Ray Romano Actor Comedy Everybody Loves Raymond 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.mytelevision.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Ray: Not really.

Turkey or Fish [1.10]

.Ally: My teacher says they had fish at the first Thanksgiving.^ How They Met As they prepare Ally for a play date, Ray and Debra reminisce about when they first met.
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.Ray: Yeah, well, people were stupid then, sweetie!^ Ray : Yeah, well, people were stupid then, sweetie!
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.Debra: Look, Ray, we want to start our own tradition, and Ally wants it to be like the first Thanksgiving.^ Debra : Look, Ray, we want to start our own tradition, and Ally wants it to be like the first Thanksgiving.
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^ Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them.
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^ Ray Barone : Dad, whatever you do, I want to look the other way.
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.Ray: Well, why don't we have some smallpox then, too?^ Ray : Well, why don't we have some smallpox then, too?
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^ Ray : Why don't you go out with Linda tomorrow?
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^ Ray Barone : [ chuckles ] Why don't you just stick your head out the car window?
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.Ray: You want me to convince my parents to come here, and my sales pitch is, "mmm, mmm, fish!"^ Ray : What are you doing here?
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^ Ray : Were you in my office, mom?
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^ Ray : You want me to convince my parents to come here, and my sales pitch is, "mmm, mmm, fish!"
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.Ray: I got the last of the baking powder.^ Ray : I got the last of the baking powder.
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I had to fight two old ladies to get it.
.Debra: What did you do?^ Whose Side Are You On Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same...
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.Ray: Nothing I'm proud of.^ Ray : Nothing I'm proud of.
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Ray: Debra, calm down. .You're reacting to missing squash like the time we left Ally at the mall!^ KING: Do you feel like you're left out?
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.Debra: I can't compete with your mother's turkey Ray, the woman has giblets in her blood!^ Debra : I can't compete with your mother's turkey Ray, the woman has giblets in her blood!
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^ Young Woman : Ray, your mother is wonderful .
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^ Ray, don't you say one more word or I'm gonna send your mother back in here to smack the crap out of you.
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Ray: My mom is such a great cook. .Thanksgiving, that's kinda what makes my mom...worth it.^ Thanksgiving, that's kinda what makes my mom...worth it.
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Frank: [Looking at the TV] What the hell is this crap?
Warren: That's soccer. Frank, only in America is football the game that you're familiar with. .In many countries, when people refer to football, they actually mean soccer!^ In many countries, when people refer to football, they actually mean soccer!
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^ Frank : In many countries people eat cats.
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.Frank: In many countries people eat cats.^ Frank : In many countries people eat cats.
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^ In many countries, when people refer to football, they actually mean soccer!
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.Uncle Mel: My god!^ Uncle Mel : My god!
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That fish smell is like a....a punch in the face.

.Marie: Where do you want me to put this turkey?^ Marie : Where do you want me to put this turkey?
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^ Marie : Put some cream on that head, you're gonna be in pain later!
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^ Marie Barone : Because you're the one who wants to kill me.
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.Debra: I'll tell you where you can put it...^ Debra Barone : So, what did you tell her?
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^ Debra : I'll tell you where you can put it...
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^ Hey, Gianni, I'll tell you my Cry Story in the car.
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.Debra's Mother: You want some yams?^ Debra's Mother : You want some yams?
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^ Debra Barone : Look, for one, you're never gonna want to go in a supermarket again.
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^ Now you want to get married because of what your mother thinks?
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Uncle Mel: No, I hate yams.
Ally [dressed up as a yam]: You hate yams?
Debra: Aw, honey, he doesn't hate ALL yams.
.Uncle Mel: Yes, I do, I hate them, they're very binding!^ Yes, they're busy professionals who'll be back on the show soon, sure thing.
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^ GARRETT: Yes, they're good kids.
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^ BOYLE: Yes, but I believe they're the same technique, though.
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Captain Nemo [1.11]

.Ally: Mommy, that man over there is smoking!^ Ally : Mommy, that man over there is smoking!
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Dave: Narc!

Ally: Good morning, Mommy.
.Debra: Hi, honey.^ Debra : Hi, honey.
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Where's Daddy?
.Ally: In the shower singing.^ Ally : In the shower singing.
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He's terrible!

.Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.^ Debra : You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.
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^ Debra Barone : Ok, you know what?
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^ Debra ] I should have known that by three o' clock that you have lost complete control of your children, and I brought company which was embarassing as you didn't tidy up.
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.Ray: I know...did it have to be sex?^ Ray : I know...did it have to be sex?
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The Ball [1.12]

.Marie: Why do you insist on making this car wreck our Christmas tree every year?^ Marie : Why do you insist on making this car wreck our Christmas tree every year?
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^ Debra Barone : Don't you get sick of always going to our parents houses for Thanksgiving every year?
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^ Well I don't know why I came over here, Marie, because the past month of you not talking to me, has been the best month of my life!
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.I want a real tree.^ I want a real tree.
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.Frank: An artificial tree saves water, saves the forest, and saves the planet.^ Frank : An artificial tree saves water, saves the forest, and saves the planet.
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I'm a conservationist.
.Marie: You're cheap.^ Marie : You're cheap.
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^ Marie Barone : Oh, you're back.
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^ Marie : I can't help it, you're easily topped!
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.Debra: Mommy is just wrestling daddy.^ Debra : Mommy is just wrestling daddy.
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.Ray: Wait, Mickey Mantle didn't sign this ball?^ Ray : Wait, Mickey Mantle didn't sign this ball?
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It isn't real?
Frank: It's a real ball.

Marie: What's the matter?
.Ray: Nothing, nothing's the matter.^ Ray : Nothing, nothing's the matter.
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.Debra: Oh nothing at all, except Ray was just about to tell Ally the truth about Santa Claus.^ Ray is so shattered when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his father gave him as a child is a fake, that he wants to tell Ally that there is no Santa Claus.
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^ Debra sends her a letter telling how she really feels about her.
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^ Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them.
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Marie: You what?!?!
.Ray: NO, I didn't tell her.^ Ray fears something is wrong with him after he comes back from a night out with his friends and tells Debra that he didn't enjoy it.
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.Marie: My own son, an atheist?!?!^ Marie : My own son, an atheist?!?!
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.Robert: [to Ray] Ma told me what you did...^ What did you do Ray?
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^ Debra Barone : Well, Robert, you two did break up.
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^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
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nice.

[Robert enters dressed as Santa Claus.]
Robert: Merry Christmas! Is Ally here? I understand there are doubts about me in this house!
Ray: There are now. Come on, Robert--
.Robert: No, you have me mistaken for some other party for I'm jolly old Saint Nick.^ ROBERTS: No, but you can feel an audience.
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^ Come on, Robert-- Robert : No, you have me mistaken for some other party for I'm jolly old Saint Nick.
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^ "You don't get tired of it but there are some shows that are more fun than others and some storylines that are more fun.
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[Ally walks in.]
Debra: Look, Ally, it's Santa Claus.
Ally: Santa?
.Robert: Yes, it is really I, and I came to see you Ally because I heard you were a very good girl this year and you're going to get everything you want.^ GARRETT: You're keeping it going.
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^ They're good problems, but you have problems.
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^ KING: You're going to move too?
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.[to Ray] Unlike some other people.^ Ray] Unlike some other people.
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[in disgust] Ho ho ho ho ho.
.Ray: Hold the ho's, I want to talk to you for a minute.^ Ray : Hold the ho's, I want to talk to you for a minute.
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^ Ray : You want me to convince my parents to come here, and my sales pitch is, "mmm, mmm, fish!"
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^ Frank : He wants you to deliver his eulogy Ray : Why?
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.Robert: I'm sorry, I'm with a client.^ Robert : I'm sorry, I'm with a client.
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And you may call me Mr. Claus.
[Frank enters, dressed as Santa.]
Frank: Where's Ally?
[Frank notices Robert.]
.Frank: Ho-ho-holy crap.^ Frank : Holy crap!
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^ Frank : Ho-ho-holy crap.
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^ Frank's ear] [Long pause] Frank Barone : Holy crap!
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.What are you doing here?^ Ray : What are you doing here?
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^ Debra Barone : What are you doing here?
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^ What are you doing here?
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.Robert: I'm Santa Claus.^ Robert : I'm Santa Claus.
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^ [Robert enters dressed as Santa Claus.
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.Frank: You're Santa?^ Frank : You're not talking to me?
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^ Frank : You're Santa?
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^ Frank : You're right.
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.Ray: Okay, will you guys cut it out already.^ GARRETT: You know, Ray said, he looked at me and said, you know, we're going one more year, get out the puppies.
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She's confused enough as it is.
.Frank: What's there to be confused about?^ Frank : What's there to be confused about?
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I'm the real Santa! Who is this imposter?
.Debra: Well, you couldn't both be Santa.^ Debra : Well, you couldn't both be Santa.
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^ Debra Barone : Well, Robert, you two did break up.
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^ Debra Barone : You read my letter to Santa!
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.You must be Santa's helpers.^ You must be Santa's helpers.
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Frank: Right! He's my helper. .Helper, why don't you warm up the reindeer and bring the sled around?^ Helper, why don't you warm up the reindeer and bring the sled around?
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^ Raymond, Robert, and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, because they are scared about how she will react.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond 7×22: Baggage | Dude Videos! 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't have anything lined up yet, but, you know.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Robert: I bet you can't even name the reindeer.^ Robert : I bet you can't even name the reindeer.
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^ Robert started hanging out with black people ] Frank Barone : I don't even understand one word you're saying anymore.
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Frank: Ruldoph! Donner, Blitzen... those are the main ones. .We rotate them so they wear evenly.^ We rotate them so they wear evenly.
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Cupid! Ajax! And... Lefty!
.Robert: Now we know the truth.^ Robert : Now we know the truth.
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[Ally pulls off Robert's Santa beard]
.Ally: It's Uncle Robert!^ [Ally pulls off Robert's Santa beard] Ally : It's Uncle Robert!
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.Robert: [in Santa voice] No, no.^ Robert : [in Santa voice] No, no.
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.I have merely assumed the body of a life form suitable to you.^ I have merely assumed the body of a life form suitable to you.
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Ray: Robert ... you're Santa, not a Klingon.

.Frank: You mean that even though you know that ball's a fake it still means something to you?^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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^ Frank : You mean that even though you know that ball's a fake it still means something to you?
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^ Frank : You want to know the meaning of life?
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Ray: Yeah, yeah dad.
.Frank: Then this Christmas you're gonna love the Rolex I got you.^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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^ Frank : You're not talking to me?
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^ Frank : You're Santa?
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Debra's Sick [1.13]

Who's Handsome? [1.14]

The Car [1.15]

Diamonds [1.16]

The Game [1.17]

.Marie: Oooh, suddenly you have scruples.^ Marie : Oooh, suddenly you have scruples.
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.Frank: I have scruples Marie.^ Frank : I have scruples Marie.
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.I've got scruples the size of basketballs.^ I've got scruples the size of basketballs.
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Recovering Pessimist [1.18]

The Dog [1.19]

Neighbors [1.20]

.Priest: ...There was a man on our church council a few years ago.^ BOYLE: He actually, a few years ago.
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A decent enough fellow but a little abrasive. Oblivious to anyone else's feelings. I used to fantasize about him converting to Judaism. I wanted to get him out of my hair. One day I said Frank...
.Ray: Wait, the man's name was Frank?^ Ray : Wait, the man's name was Frank?
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^ After seeing Frank holding the remote, which Ray planted in Roberts room ] Wait!
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^ Ray and Robert make a tribute to Frank for his Man of the Month party at the lodge.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

Priest: That's not important. What's important is...
.Ray: Frank Barone?^ Frank Barone : Marie, get a mop, cause after I play Ray, the floor is going to be soaked with tears.
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^ Ray comes in ] Frank Barone : Hey, ugly.
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^ Frank Barone : If it was me, I wouldn't have written "Ray STINKS".
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.Priest: You know Frank Barone?!^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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^ Frank Barone : You are what you eat.
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^ Frank Barone : You know what makes this sandwich so great?
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.Ray: He's my father!^ Ray Barone : I'll tell you what, my mother and my father...
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^ Ray : He's my father!
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.Priest: Your parents are Frank and Marie Barone?!^ Marie Barone : Bite your tongue.
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^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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Ray: Yes!!!
.Priest: You're absolved.^ Priest : You're absolved.
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Ray: What?
Priest: Our Lord forgives your thoughts.
Ray: Really?
Priest: Well, I could look it up but I'm almost positive.

Fascinatin' Debra [1.21]

Why Are We Here? [1.22]

.Ray: So God made us smart enough to know there's an answer, but not smart enough to figure it out?^ Ray : So God made us smart enough to know there's an answer, but not smart enough to figure it out?
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^ Ray Barone : That's okay, I can figure it out.
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^ GARRETT: You know, I figured out why I was not nominated.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Frank: You want to know the meaning of life?^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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^ Frank : You want to know the meaning of life?
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^ Frank : What do you mean, month after month?
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.You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die.^ GARRETT: You're keeping it going.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ KING: You're going to move too?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As long as you think things are bad, they're going to be good.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Marie... Canole

Season 2

Ray's on TV [2.01]

Father Knows Least [2.02]

Debra: What are you supposed to do Ray, take away her naptime?
.Ray: If she keeps misbehaving, we're taking away something that is important to her!^ Ray : If she keeps misbehaving, we're taking away something that is important to her!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra : What are you supposed to do Ray, take away her naptime?
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^ Ray wants to keep a lovable bulldog he found in the neighborhood, but at Debras request he reluctantly gives the dog away to Robert.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

What've you done?

Brother [2.03]

Mozart [2.04]

Golf [2.05]

Anniversary [2.06]

Working Late Again [2.07]

The Children's Book [2.08]

The Gift [2.09]

High School [2.10]

The Letter [2.11]

[after reading an insulting letter from Debra to Marie]
Frank: Is this a pettition? Where do I sign?

[Debra walks in]
.Frank: You're my favorite writer!^ Frank : You're Santa?
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^ Frank : You're right.
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^ [Debra walks in] Frank : You're my favorite writer!
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All I Want For Christmas [2.12]

Civil War [2.13]

[Frank is showing Ray and Robert how to act at a Civil War Re-enactment.]
.Frank: Okay, I was just about to show Robert how to act when you get shot.^ Frank : Okay, I was just about to show Robert how to act when you get shot.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank is showing Ray and Robert how to act at a Civil War Re-enactment.
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^ Raymond, Robert, and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, because they are scared about how she will react.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond 7×22: Baggage | Dude Videos! 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ray: What, like upset?^ Ray : What, like upset?
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.Frank: No, it's got to be realistic.^ Frank : No, it's got to be realistic.
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.Here, let me show you.^ Here, let me show you.
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^ KING: Does -- all of you, the veterans here, for a success -- for a show to be successful, does the cast have to like each other?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Robert, make a gunshot noise.^ Robert, make a gunshot noise.
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Robert: What caliber, .22 or .45?
Frank: Ray.
Ray: Bang.
[Frank grabs his chest and backs off.]
.Frank: [yelling] I'm hit!^ Frank : [ yelling ] I'm hit!
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Keep fighting, men. .Kill those rebel bastards!^ Kill those rebel bastards!
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[Frank backs away some more, in an overly dramatic pose and after a few seconds lies still.]
Frank: Abigail. .Dear Abigail, my pretty non-nagging Civil War wife.^ Dear Abigail, my pretty non-nagging Civil War wife.
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[.Frank gurgles and then finishes his acting by rolling his eyes.^ Frank gurgles and then finishes his acting by rolling his eyes.
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Ray and Robert stare on in disbelief. Frank gets up.
]
Frank: See? .Getting shot is fun.^ Getting shot is fun.
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.Ray: Not if you're watching.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ You're a regular Bob and Ray.
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^ Ray : Not if you're watching.
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Mia Famiglia [2.14]

Marie's Meatballs [2.15]

The Checkbook [2.16]

The Ride-Along [2.17]

The Family Bed [2.18]

Good Girls [2.19]

.Debra: So it was just the once and then you got married?^ Frank: It was just the once and then we HAD to get married!
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^ Debra: So it was just the once and then you got married?
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^ Debra : Come on Marie, you go without Frank once in a while.
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Frank: It was just the once and then we HAD to get married!
Marie: Oh, Frank! No!

T-Ball [2.20]

.Frank: Oh, where are you throwing that ball?!^ Frank: Oh, where are you throwing that ball?!
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^ Frank : You mean that even though you know that ball's a fake it still means something to you?
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^ Frank Barone : You're just gonna throw that in my face?
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Come on! .Have an idea out there!^ Have an idea out there!
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Ray: Dad. Others.

Traffic School [2.21]

Six Feet Under [2.22]

The Garage Sale [2.23]

.Robert: Dad wants me to keep an eye on that one in sporting goods.^ Robert: Dad wants me to keep an eye on that one in sporting goods.
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^ Robert finds out something about his mother-in-law that no one else knows about and tries to keep her secret.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

^ Ray wants to keep a lovable bulldog he found in the neighborhood, but at Debras request he reluctantly gives the dog away to Robert.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

Ray: Do you really think Mrs. Scarpulla is going to steal cross country skis?
.Robert: Not on my watch.^ Robert: Not on my watch.
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The Wedding, Part 1 [2.24]

The Wedding, Part 2 [2.25]

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

Unknown episode

Ray Barone

.
  • Men don't like to cuddle.^ Men don't like to cuddle.
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    .We only like it if it leads to...^ We only like it if it leads to...
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    you know... lower cuddling.
  • .
  • He thinks the moral of the Adam and Eve story is; don't eat when you're naked.
  • I know you're small, but in bed space, you're like one of those monsters on the spaceship...
  • It's like getting into a hot bath.^ You know, they're not twins.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You know, we don't know where to go.
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    ^ If the boogieman gets you, I'm in my spaceship by then.
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    .You know, at first, you don't think you can take it.^ You know, we don't know where to go.
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    ^ You know, at first, you don't think you can take it.
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    ^ I don't know if you notice.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .But then, you know, once you get all your luggage in it's not that bad.
  • ESPN, nothing quite like it.^ But then, you know, once you get all your luggage in it's not that bad.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ ESPN, nothing quite like it.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I know how you like your eggs.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .Nothing even comes close.^ Nothing even comes close.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Well, ESPN 2.
  • Ok... the thing .I said about lightening up...^ I said about lightening up...
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    this is a little too light.
  • That's the rule of marriage. .A spouse automatically has the right to know that you deflowered a woman in front of your entire apartment building.
  • Let's just hope Santa takes the cookies...
  • I got to take a shower.^ A spouse automatically has the right to know that you deflowered a woman in front of your entire apartment building.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Let's just hope Santa takes the cookies ...
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You know, he thinks it's not right on.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I smell like the winner.
  • It's a little hard to hug someone who chooses once a month to rip into you like a monkey on a cupcake!
  • Hey Robert, don't look now, I think that woman is giving you the eye...^ It's a little hard to hug someone who chooses once a month to rip into you like a monkey on a cupcake!
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ KING: You don't like him?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Did you ever think of hugging me, you jerk?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    wait, no, it's the finger.
  • Great! Robert gets the Jelatto girl, and I get a sponge bath from Mrs. Mussolini.
  • Great, I finally have sex and I'm not even there!
  • So, your advice to me is I should shoot Byran Trenberth over a box of pretzels at a kids' T- ball game?
  • You know dad, you're not obligated to come to these games... or talk to me.
  • .
  • The only reason Debra keeps me alive is to open jars and kill bugs.
  • [after the twins have knocked his golf clubs down the stairs] Yeah...^ The only reason Debra keeps me alive is to open jars and kill bugs.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Debra Barone : Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ ROMANO: Yeah, I mean, that's the only reason I do it.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    you won't be smiling when we send you a postcard from .Disneyland.
  • [to Robert] I can't believe you're still living with them.^ Robert : Yes, it is really I, and I came to see you Ally because I heard you were a very good girl this year and you're going to get everything you want.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Frank : It's Robert Talk, it means "you're good lookin'"(turns to Marie) Hey good lookin.'
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .If it was me I'd be cleaning off my fingerprints and rehearsing my 9-1-1 call.
  • Whatever my wife touches falls off, so you can imagine how worried I am.
  • Robert don't listen to him, he pees in the yard.
  • When I was a teenager I wanted to write the Great American novel.^ KING: You don't like him?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ When I was a teenager I wanted to write the Great American novel.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I wanted to get him out of my hair.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .But then I realized that I didn't even want to read the Great American Novel.
  • I wish I were Einstein cause then I'd invent a time machine and go back to when you were nice.
  • You can't create fate cause then its not fate, its voodoo.
  • You will do anything to avoid having sex with me!
  • You've broadened the definition of the term "boogie" to include staying at home by yourself eating Wheat Thins?
  • When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys.
  • Look, it may look like we're not busy, but get out!
  • [after giving his father a great gift and wondering how he's going to give one equally good next year] You don't get it.^ KING: You don't like him?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ When I was a teenager I wanted to write the Great American novel.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ He thinks the moral of the Adam and Eve story is; don't eat when you're naked.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .It's not that I don't have to worry for a year, it's that I have a YEAR to WORRY!
  • [after talking to his parents] You know, it's amazing I can function at all.
  • [after Robert takes off his shoes in Ray's car] We must have hit a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk.
  • Rodeo?^ You know, we don't know where to go.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I don't know if you notice.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Judy takes Robert out dancing.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

    .What's that police talk for whorehouse?
  • So for 30 seconds, you all thought I was dead?^ So for 30 seconds, you all thought I was dead?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ What's that police talk for whorehouse?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ It's not that I don't have to worry for a year, it's that I have a YEAR to WORRY! [ after talking to his parents ] You know, it's amazing I can function at all.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    What did everybody do?
  • Devil thy name is women.
  • I know when people don't want to have sex with me.
  • [after Debra got a boob job] I will give everyone one thousand dollars to leave RIGHT NOW.

Frank Barone

.
  • Whatever helps you sleep at night, Peaches.
  • I could have eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview!
  • You don't know a monkey wrench from a monkey's ass.
  • Do you know what "friendly fire" is?^ You know, we don't know where to go.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I don't know if you notice.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ (LAUGHTER) I don't know if you know that, I used to hold the spoon for the Hungry Jack breakfast man.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Well, sometimes it wasn't so friendly.
  • Marie, what the hell? .One second you were making me pancakes, the next second you're gone.^ One second you were making me pancakes, the next second you're gone.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I know you're small, but in bed space, you're like one of those monsters on the spaceship...
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .Which would be great if there were pancakes.
  • [after Robert returns from Inner Path] Hey, look, it's the Dalai Lama!^ And I'd come towards him and there would be this like -- but what's great about Ray is he always makes eye contact which is really an instinctive acting thing.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ After taking the feud between Marie and Debra very hard, Robert's cousin Gerard convinces him to attend a "Inner Path" meeting – a group seeking ...
    • Everybody Loves Raymond 7×22: Baggage | Dude Videos! 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    (to the tune of Hello Dolly!) Hello Dalai, well hello Dalai, it's so nice that my son's head is filled with crap!
  • Oh, great. .Mopey Dick.
  • 'Luck' is the residue of good planning.
  • This is what it's going to say on my tombstone: "My son went to the Super Bowl and now I'm dead."
  • Holy crap!
  • Holy crappin' crap!
  • What in the holy name of crap are you talking about?
  • When are you going to learn Ray?^ Ray Barone : You know about me and my first time.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ 'Luck' is the residue of good planning.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ KING: Now, the show is you about you.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .You can't talk sports with the wife.
  • Anyone who can cook braciole like this deserves a hillside full of heavenly scented marigolds and daffodils.
  • Chuck Pacarello?^ You can't talk sports with the wife.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Marie Barone : Who you talking to?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Anyone who can cook braciole like this deserves a hillside full of heavenly scented marigolds and daffodils.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Where the hell is he? .That son of a bitch owes me.^ That son of a bitch owes me.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .I'm serving his life sentence!
  • [to Ray] You're even dumber than I tell people.
  • [to Marie, while wiping her face clean of makeup] I like you better without all that crap in your face.
  • Maybe that's why I like animals.^ When Rays house gets termites, Marie invites them all to stay across the street until the house is clean.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Debra thinks Ray would like her better if she had bigger boobs.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Ray finds out the Marie likes Amy more than Debra because Amy is a good girl.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

    Woof. Moo. Quack. .They tell it like it is.
  • Hormones: the enemy within.
  • [Debra just got the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" for her birthday even though it was christmas!] I killed a bird once.
  • You're a trophy wife?^ You're a trophy wife?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You know, they're not twins.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Debra just got the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" for her birthday even though it was christmas!
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    What contest in hell did I win?
  • [At a Karaoke Bar] Thank you ladies and gentlemen, my wife thinks I'm in the bathroom.
  • [After Marie asks Frank if he loves her] YOU STILL NEED REASSURANCE, AFTER 45 YEARS OF BONDAGE?!?

Debra Barone

.
  • You know what, I'm tired!^ You know what, I'm tired!
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .Could you just call yourself an idiot?
  • Ray, don't you say one more word or I'm gonna send your mother back in here to smack the crap out of you.
  • When we're having a baby together, and I'm in labor, you could maybe help me to the car instead of looking for magazines you want to flip through while you're at the hospital.
  • When I got married I did't just get a husband, I got a whole freak show that set up their tent right across the street.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Ray : What are you doing here?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ What did you do Ray?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .And that will be fine if they just stayed there, but everyday, everyday they dump a truckload of their insane family dreck into my lap.^ And that will be fine if they just stayed there, but everyday, everyday they dump a truckload of their insane family dreck into my lap.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ And a week later, the Letterman producer, Rob Burnett (ph), called me and said we're interested in trying to develop a show just based on what they saw, my stand-up, which was talking about my family.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .How would you like to sit through two people in their sixties fighting over who invented the lawn...the lawn.^ KING: How do the real people like the people who are playing them?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ How would you like to sit through two people in their sixties fighting over who invented the lawn...the lawn.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ When we first started working, Ray was -- Ray would be like very shocked that he would say something and that other people would answer him.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .And then the brother, "I live in an apartment, I don't even have a life, Raymond has a life."^ And then the brother, "I live in an apartment, I don't even have a life, Raymond has a life."
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .But you can't blame him when you see who the mother is, she has this kind of sick hold on the both of them.^ KING: You don't see him?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ But you can't blame him when you see who the mother is, she has this kind of sick hold on the both of them.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ ROMANO: But the mother does -- the mother of the baby kinds of drowns him.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    And the father is about a disgusting a creature God have ever dropped on this planet. .So no wonder the kid writes stories, I should be writing stories, my life is a gothic novel and until you have lived in that house with all of them in there with you day after day, week after week, year after freakin' year...you're in no position to judge me.
  • Marie, when I speak, what is it you hear?^ Living in my house, I prayed for normal.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Marie Barone : I can't go in there at all?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ So no wonder the kid writes stories, I should be writing stories, my life is a gothic novel and until you have lived in that house with all of them in there with you day after day, week after week, year after freakin' year...you're in no position to judge me.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .Is it, like, backwards talk, or dolphin squeaks?
  • Well I don't know why I came over here, Marie, because the past month of you not talking to me, has been the best month of my life!
  • I could walk through here naked, and you wouldn't even notice.
  • Nobody, beats up my husband.
  • [on tape recorder] I told you eight million times that when you empty the dryer you clean the lint screen, look at all this lint, what do ya like lint Ray!^ KING: You don't like him?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I don't have anything lined up yet, but, you know.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You know, we don't know where to go.
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .How about I get you some for your birthday!^ How about I hit you with your own wife?
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ How about I get you some for your birthday!
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ How much of it really is about you?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Happy birthday Ray, here's your lint!
  • If my parents lit an orphanage on fire, on Christmas Eve, they wouldn't be as bad as your parents!

Marie Barone

.
  • Debra, don't let a suitcase full of cheese become your big fork and spoon.
  • Your father, his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves.
  • We've never shown any favoritism!
  • Most of my friends criticize their daughters-in-law.^ We've never shown any favoritism!
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Debra, don't let a suitcase full of cheese become your big fork and spoon.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Your father, his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Me? No. .I hold my tongue.
  • Your father hates it when I cry.^ Your father hates it when I cry.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I hold my tongue.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ The guy was looking for his shrunken kids and I cried because I didn't think my father would come looking for me.
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .It reminds him of our Wedding Night.
  • [as she realizes her sculpture looks like a vagina] Oh, my God.^ Debra : Oh my god, you taped football over my wedding!
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Oh my god!
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    • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Robert : Oh my god!
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    .I'm a lesbian.
  • [Written on a note to Debra] Caution: Oven gets hot.
  • The sooner we send it off we can wipe that smug grin off her dry, itchy face.
  • [in a deep voice, mocking Frank] Marie, food!^ (Frank and Marie imitating Ray and Debra) .
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    ^ The sooner we send it off we can wipe that smug grin off her dry, itchy face.
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    ^ Written on a note to Debra ] Caution: Oven gets hot.
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    Marie, drink! .Marie, Maalox!
  • [trying to apologize to Debra] I should have known that by three o' clock that you have lost complete control of your children, and I brought company which was embarassing as you didn't tidy up.^ Debra Barone : You were trying to have sex with me.
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    ^ Debra ] I should have known that by three o' clock that you have lost complete control of your children, and I brought company which was embarassing as you didn't tidy up.
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    ^ Debra : I had all the kids, and I was expecting him home at two and he didn't show up until five o' clock and his explanation for why it took so long was that his friend Gianni wanted to pet a deer.
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    For all of that I'm sorry.

Robert Barone

.
  • Is this about me?
  • What do you know about it?^ What do you know about it?
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    ^ Ray Barone : You know about me and my first time.
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    ^ Robert Barone : Alright, Deb, tell me everything you know about this guy.
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    .Mom and Dad didn't return your gift.^ Mom and Dad didn't return your gift.
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    ^ KING: And does your dad like the way Doris plays the mom?
    • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .You don't know what it's like.
  • You know that shampoo that says "no more tears" on the bottle?^ KING: You don't like him?
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    ^ You know, we don't know where to go.
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    ^ Robert : You know that shampoo that says "no more tears" on the bottle?
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    There's tears.
  • Oh, I'm sorry. .You haven't read my book, "You're In The Way: The Robert Barone Story"?
  • How about I hit you with your own wife?
  • Never be afraid to pull the trigger, on your smile.
  • His soul was removed to make room for more stomach.
  • I'm a NYPD police officer and I live with my parents.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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    ^ How about I hit you with your own wife?
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    ^ His soul was removed to make room for more stomach.
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    .I'm on a constant diet of human suffering.
  • Everybody thought I was the weird one.
  • You'll have to find someone else to be your dragon's ass.
  • [To Ray, as he comes into the jail to discover Debra in it] Oh my God!^ Debra : Oh my god, you taped football over my wedding!
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    ^ Oh my god!
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    ^ Robert : Oh my god!
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    .She finally killed Ma.
  • [After seeing Frank holding the remote, which Ray planted in Roberts room] Wait!^ Ray : Wait, the man's name was Frank?
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    ^ After seeing Frank holding the remote, which Ray planted in Roberts room ] Wait!
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    ^ She finally killed Ma.
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    It was Raymond! I knew he didn't want to sleep with me!

Dialogue

.Frank Barone: Nice.^ Frank Barone : Nice.
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I tried it once. Didn't care for it.
Marie Barone: Did the same happen with smart?

.Ray Barone: Do you remember me having any dreams when I was a kid?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be?
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^ Pamela : Ray do you remember this?
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.Frank Barone: I remember you wetting the bed.^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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^ Frank Barone : You are what you eat.
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^ Frank Barone : I remember you wetting the bed.
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.Ray Barone: No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : Come on, where were you?
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^ Ray Barone : No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be?
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.Frank Barone: Dry?^ Frank Barone : Dry?
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.Marie: (to Robert) He's in a cult!^ Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult.
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.Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.^ Robert : It's not a cult, Ma.
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.Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?^ Frank : Then why the hell did you hug me?
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^ Did you ever think of hugging me, you jerk?
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^ Frank Barone : Why do you assume it's me?
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.Robert: It made me happy!^ Robert : It made me happy!
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.Marie: Oh my God, he's in a cult!^ Oh, my god!
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^ Oh my god!
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^ Amy : I know, oh my god!
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.Robert: It's nada cult!^ Robert : It's nada cult!
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.It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me!^ It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me!
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^ And you want to get married just to make her happy, what is this hold she has on you?
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^ Huh, who wants to see that sniffle bag?
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.Maire: You have that here, you stupid ass!^ Maire : You have that here, you stupid ass!
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^ Marie Barone : You have that here, you stupid ass!
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.Robert Barone: Hey, ma.^ Robert Barone : Hey, is this about me?
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^ Robert Barone : Hey, ma.
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^ Ray is taking parenting classes ] Ray Barone : Hey, Ma, did you change the twins' pajamas?
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.I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free.^ I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free.
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.Marie Barone: These look old.^ Marie Barone : These look old.
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^ Marie Barone : Look at him!
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^ Marie Barone : Look, Frank, your sons are hugging!
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.Frank Barone: You are what you eat.^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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^ Frank Barone : You are what you eat.
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^ Frank Barone : You got any grout?
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.Marie Barone: Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard.^ Marie: Your father has finally done it.
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^ Marie Barone : Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard.
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^ Marie Barone : Bite your tongue.
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[Raymond and Debra are planning their wedding in a flashback]
.Ray Barone: You're already planning the wedding?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ You're a regular Bob and Ray.
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^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
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Debra Barone: I've been planning it since I was 12.
Ray Barone: But you didn't meet me until you were 22.
.Debra Barone: Well, you're the last piece of the puzzle.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Debra Barone : What you doing?
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^ Debra Barone : So, what did you tell her?
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Robert Barone: How about when you used to go to school and mom would follow you there.
Ray Barone: What? That was mom? .Oh my god!^ Oh, my god!
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^ Marie : Oh my God, he's in a cult!
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^ Oh my god!
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The crazy tree lady! .I used to have nightmares about her.^ I used to have nightmares about her.
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.Marie Barone: Don't you tell me to be quiet!^ Marie Barone : The one you told me.
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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^ Marie Barone : No, don't be silly!
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.I have a mind of my own you know!^ I have a mind of my own you know!
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^ ROMANO: Yeah, he doesn't -- my father's constant thing is, you know, the guys at the Elks say I could play myself.
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^ You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me.
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I can contribute! I'm not just some... trophy wife!
.Frank Barone: You're a trophy wife?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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^ Frank Barone : Anyone married to you.
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.What contest in hell did I win?^ What contest in hell did I win?
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.Debra Barone: I never thought I'd miss our little apartment.^ Debra Barone : I never thought I'd miss our little apartment.
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^ Robert Barone : I never thought I'd have three women in my whole life.
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^ Debra Barone : Don't you get sick of always going to our parents houses for Thanksgiving every year?
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.Ray Barone: C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy.^ Ray Barone : C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy.
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^ Ray Barone : Oh, c'mon, it's like the title to the Loser Handbook.
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^ Ray Barone : C'mon, it's still early.
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.Debra Barone: Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.^ Debra Barone : We got to find a way to get away from your parents.
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^ Debra Barone : Yeah, fake nice.
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^ Debra Barone : Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
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.Ray Barone: I loved that place.^ Ray Barone : I loved that place.
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^ Ray Barone : Debra, Debra, Lovely Wife, why am I stuck with you for life!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Romano, who plays Ray Barone on "Everybody Loves Raymond", 9:00 p.m.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Debra Barone: Yeah, I know.^ Debra Barone : Yeah, I know.
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^ Debra Barone : You know what she's yelling, right?
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^ Debra Barone : Ok, you know what?
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.Marie Barone: You ordered this Frank.^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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^ Frank Barone : You are what you eat.
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^ Marie Barone : Would you stop?
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.Frank Barone: Why do you assume it's me?^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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^ Frank Barone : Anyone married to you.
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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.Marie Barone: Because you're the one who wants to kill me.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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^ Marie Barone : One point.
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.Frank Barone: Ok.^ It's OK, it's OK! Frank Barone : Gimme some pancakes!
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^ Frank Barone : Ok.
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But I still didn't order this.

.Marie Barone: One day you'll turn around, and I'll be gone!^ Marie Barone : You never know.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : The one you told me.
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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.Ray Barone: [Spins completely around] Not today!^ Ray Barone : [ Spins completely around ] Not today!
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[Marie, Frank and Robert have just walked in on Ray and Debra about to have sex on the couch.]
.Debra Barone: What are you doing here?^ Ray Barone : Dad, what are you doing here?
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^ Ray : What are you doing here?
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^ Debra Barone : What are you doing here?
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.Marie Barone: What are you doing here?^ Ray : What are you doing here?
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^ Debra Barone : What you doing?
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^ Marie Barone : The one you told me.
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Debra Barone: We live here!

.Debra Barone: It's not about winning and losing.^ Debra Barone : It's not about winning and losing.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra confronts Raymond about his pessimism after he takes no joy in winning the Sportswriter of the Year award.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

^ Ray Barone : [ about Debra's dad's new girlfriend ] Ray Barone : Well, usually guys his age go for younger women.
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.Ray Barone: You know who says that?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : You know who says that?
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^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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The loser.
.Debra Barone: Lot's of people say that.^ Debra Barone : Lot's of people say that.
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^ Debra Barone : Are you saying my children look like hobos?
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^ Robert started hanging out with black people ] Frank Barone : I don't even understand one word you're saying anymore.
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.Ray Barone: Oh, c'mon, it's like the title to the Loser Handbook.^ Ray Barone : Oh, c'mon, it's like the title to the Loser Handbook.
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^ Ray Barone : Oh, yeah?
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^ Ray Barone : Oh, Amy the virgin?
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.Marie Barone: I don't lose things, Frank.^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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^ Marie Barone : No, don't be silly!
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^ Marie Barone : Frank, put on the heat.
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I'm organized.
.Frank Barone: Not organized, insane!^ Frank Barone : Not organized, insane!
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.She's got a shoebox labeled pieces of string too small to use.^ She's got a shoebox labeled pieces of string too small to use.
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.Robert Barone: That is so whack!^ Robert Barone : That is so whack !
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.Ray Barone: Okay see right there...^ Ray Barone : Okay see right there...
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^ Ray Barone : That's okay, I can figure it out.
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^ Ray Barone : [ after Raymond sees Debra crying all alone ] Do you cry because I'm stupid?
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we're Italian. .Whack means something else to us.^ Whack means something else to us.
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Marie Barone: Who keeps pornography for 29 years?
.Frank Barone: Anyone married to you.^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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^ Frank Barone : Anyone married to you.
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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.Robert Barone: I could of been a pretty good hockey player.^ Robert Barone : I could of been a pretty good hockey player.
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^ Robert Barone : It's a good thing.
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^ Robert Barone : Boy, does that smell good.
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.I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.^ I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.
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.Ray Barone: Yeah, but eventually you would've had to let go of the side.^ In stand-up, you have to know, and he would just come to wings and go, "that's enough, Greg."
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Ray Barone: She had that look like Mom did when we were kids and she caught us eating that whole box of Sucrets, remember?
.Robert Barone: Yeah, my tongue was numb for a month.^ Robert Barone : Yeah, my tongue was numb for a month.
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^ Robert Barone : Yeah, and the rhyming of the scores.
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^ Robert Barone : Yeah, it's like Robert-Raymond.
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.Ray Barone: Remember, Mom thought we were drug addicts.^ Ray Barone : Remember, Mom thought we were drug addicts.
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^ Ray Barone : No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be?
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^ Ray Barone : Mom, you've just told the punchline.
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.She said, "That's how it starts."^ She said, "That's how it starts."
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.Ray Barone: All right Ally, you have to do what Mommy says.^ All the Barones critique Rays substitute performance on TV. .
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

^ KING: So, Ray, are you say that Letterman isn't an active producer?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ KING: Would you say right now you would do 11?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ally Barone: Why?^ Ally Barone : Why?
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^ Ally Barone : Why, was she yelling?
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.Ray Barone: 'Cause I do.^ Frank Barone : Marie, get a mop, cause after I play Ray, the floor is going to be soaked with tears.
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^ Ray Barone : Yeah, but they're gonna be your tears, cause it's gonna be your funeral.
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^ Ray Barone : 'Cause I do.
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.Marie Barone: What is a DVD player?^ Marie Barone : What is a DVD player?
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Is it for pornography?
.Debra Barone: Yes, Marie, I bought Ray a porn machine!^ (Frank and Marie imitating Ray and Debra) .
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^ Marie Barone : I don't like that, Debra.
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^ Ray Barone : We have a washing machine, Ma.
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.Marie Barone: I don't like that, Debra.^ Debra Barone : I don't believe this!
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^ Marie Barone : I don't like that, Debra.
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^ Marie Barone : Don't read at the table.
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.Debra Barone: A clean house is not the most important thing in the world.^ Debra Barone : A clean house is not the most important thing in the world.
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^ Debra Barone : And they're attacking our house.
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^ Debra Barone : Ray, the last thing I need is something else that eats and poops.
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.Marie Barone: You know who says that?^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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^ Marie Barone : Would you stop?
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^ Ray Barone : You know who says that?
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A messy person.

.Ray Barone: You don't exist?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : I don't know.
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^ Ray Barone : You know why?
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Debra Barone: It's like It's A Wonderful Life. No Debra.
.Ray Barone: [fake voice] Well, then, it's not a wonderful life, is it?^ Ray Barone : Well, so was penicillin.
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^ Debra Barone : Ray, when you're on the Titanic and you're manning the life boats, you don't stop to yell at the iceberg.
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^ Ray Barone : Well, did you write it?
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[hugs her]

.Ray Barone: What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ You're a regular Bob and Ray.
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^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
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.Robert Barone: I saw you through your window.^ Robert Barone : I saw that one.
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^ Marie : What do you mean, through Robert?
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^ Robert Barone : I saw you through your window.
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.Robert Barone: When I was married to Joanne she wanted time alone.^ Robert Barone : When I was married to Joanne she wanted time alone.
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^ Robert Barone : I don't want to.
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^ Robert Barone : Mom, I'm scared to be alone.
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.She used it to pack up and move out.^ She used it to pack up and move out.
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.Marie Barone: Raymond, whatever happens, you and I are keeping the children.^ Marie Barone : The one you told me.
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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^ Marie Barone : Raymond, whatever happens, you and I are keeping the children.
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.Ray Barone: You know, we make a pretty good team together, your availability and my attractiveness.^ ROMANO: Yeah, he doesn't -- my father's constant thing is, you know, the guys at the Elks say I could play myself.
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^ You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me.
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^ ROMANO: You know, we've been good so far.
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.Robert Barone: Yeah, it's like Robert-Raymond.^ Robert Barone : Yeah, and the rhyming of the scores.
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^ Robert Barone : Yeah, it's like Robert-Raymond.
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^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Robert ]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
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.Ray Barone: No, it's Raybert.^ Ray Barone : No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be?
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^ Ray Barone : No, if it was them, they would've wrote "Daddy Stinks".
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^ Ray Barone : No.
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Debra Barone: Honey, show daddy what you drew.
.Ray Barone: That's okay, I can figure it out.^ Ray Barone : That's okay, I can figure it out.
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^ Ray Barone : Hey, I'm out of milk.
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^ Ray Barone : One time, when we snuck out to a concert, Robert stole a bottle of peppermints snoptz from your liquor cabinent.
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[Ally hands Ray a drawing]
Ray Barone: Um, lets see. .A big wall of red?^ A big wall of red?
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.Ally Barone: No.^ Ally Barone : No.
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^ Ally Barone : No, Beauty and the Beast!
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.Debra Barone: Ally told me that was a picture of you in hell.^ Ally Barone : Do you like my picture, daddy?
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^ Debra Barone : What are you doing here?
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^ Debra Barone : What you doing?
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.Debra Barone: What's a matter, Robert?^ Debra Barone : Oh, thanks Robert.
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^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Robert ]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
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^ Debra jumps with joy ] Robert Barone : Me too?
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.Robert Barone: I made this traffic stop that's kind of bothering me...^ Robert Barone : I made this traffic stop that's kind of bothering me...
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^ Robert Barone : Traffic offense.
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Amy was in the car.
Ray Barone: Oh, Amy the virgin?
.Debra Barone: Oh, Ray!^ Debra Barone : Ray, the last thing I need is something else that eats and poops.
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^ Debra Barone : Oh, thanks Robert.
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^ Debra Barone : Oh, lucky Raymond.
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.Ray Barone: What, that's what she is, right?^ Ray Barone : Oh, Handball, all right.
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^ Ray Barone : Heh, I guess I'm doing all right then.
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^ Ray Barone : Right.
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Robert Barone: I'm not so sure anymore. She was in the car with a guy. .They were all dressed up.^ They were all dressed up.
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^ Where the man walks into the bar and the peanuts are saying all these nice things to him, and he asks the bartender what's up with them and he says "they're complimentary".
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This was a date.
.Debra Barone: Well, Robert, you two did break up.^ Debra Barone : What do you mean?
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^ Debra Barone : Oh, thanks Robert.
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^ Ray Barone : Well, did you write it?
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Ray Barone: Yeah, and you've been going on a few dates yourself, Mr. Lucky Pants.
.Robert Barone: Alright, Deb, tell me everything you know about this guy.^ Robert Barone : Hey, is this about me?
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^ Let me tell you about it.
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^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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Debra Barone: I know she's been seeing some people, but I don't know who--
.Robert Barone: James P. Kitsos of Queens, 5'10", 165lbs., hair brown, eyes green, not an organ donor.^ Debra Barone : I know she's been seeing some people, but I don't know who-- Robert Barone : James P. Kitsos of Queens, 5'10", 165lbs., hair brown, eyes green, not an organ donor.
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Selfish bastard!

.Ray Barone: This coming from the guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.^ Ray Barone : How come?
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^ Ray Barone : This coming from the guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
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^ Ray Barone : Come on, where were you?
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.Frank Barone: It's called protecting your sandwich!^ Frank Barone : Come on, he's your brother.
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^ Frank Barone : It's called protecting your sandwich!
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^ Frank Barone : Don't talk to your mother like that!
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Marie Barone: You've read the Bible, Frank?
.Frank Barone: I've read plenty of damn bibles!^ Marie Barone : You've read the Bible, Frank?
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^ Frank Barone : I've read plenty of damn bibles!
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^ Frank Barone : What the hell do you think I've been saying?
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.Robert Barone: Three women, I don't know what I'm going to do.^ You know, we don't know where to go.
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^ Robert Barone : I don't want to.
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^ Robert Barone : Three women, I don't know what I'm going to do.
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.Ray Barone: You do a dance, you gigantic, lucky bastard.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : You have an outie?
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^ Ray Barone : You don't got 6:26?
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.Debra Barone: I'm crying because I'm married to an insensitive dirfwad who instead of trying to make life better for his wife tape-records her to prove she's a terrible person.^ Debra Barone : You were trying to have sex with me.
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^ Debra Barone : I'm crying because I'm married to an insensitive dirfwad who instead of trying to make life better for his wife tape-records her to prove she's a terrible person.
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^ Debra : Where's my tape recorder Ray.
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.Ray Barone: What's a dirfwad?^ Ray Barone : What's a dirfwad?
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.Debra Barone: Raymond, Layman, Gayman, go away man!^ Debra Barone : Oh, lucky Raymond.
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^ Debra Barone : Raymond, Layman, Gayman, go away man!
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^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Robert ]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
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Ray Barone: BULLY! BULLY!
.Debra Barone: Oh, relax.^ Debra Barone : Oh, lucky Raymond.
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^ Debra Barone : Oh, thanks Robert.
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^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Robert ]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
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.Ray Barone: Debra, Debra, Lovely Wife, why am I stuck with you for life!^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Debra Barone : What you doing?
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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.Marie Barone: Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.^ Marie Barone : Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.
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^ Marie Barone : Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.
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^ Debra Barone : I agree with Marie, I think a boob job is a totally stupid procedure.
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.Frank Barone: Marie did it the natural way.^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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^ Marie Barone : Frank, put on the heat.
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^ Frank Barone : Marie did it the natural way.
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Pound cake!

.Frank Barone: Don't say nothing about my lodge buddies.^ Frank Barone : That's lodge policy!
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^ Frank Barone : She's not my mother!
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^ Frank Barone : Don't listen to her.
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.Ray Barone: Who, the guys you swim naked with?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : You know who says that?
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^ Ray Barone : You have an outie?
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.Frank Barone: That's lodge policy!^ Frank Barone : That's lodge policy!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Don't say nothing about my lodge buddies.
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^ Frank Barone : You know Marie, most of the body's heat escapes through the head, so you might wanna seal up any lodged openings!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Ray Barone: That's the restaurant where the crazy old Chinese lady yells at you while you're leaving, right?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're a regular Bob and Ray.
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^ Debra Barone : You know what she's yelling, right?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Debra Barone: You know what she's yelling, right?^ Debra Barone : What do you mean?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : You know what she's yelling, right?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray Barone: Yeah, "habanadah!"^ Ray Barone : Yeah, we used to play "Run away from Gerard".
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Yeah, but they're gonna be your tears, cause it's gonna be your funeral.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Yeah.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Debra Barone: She's saying, "Have a nice day."^ Debra Barone : She's saying, "Have a nice day."
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Are you saying my children look like hobos?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Yeah, fake nice.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray Barone: Oh.^ Ray Barone : Oh, Handball, all right.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Oh, c'mon, it's like the title to the Loser Handbook.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Oh, oh, can you go lie down on the driveway for a minute?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[pause] .Well, maybe she isn't crazy.^ Well, maybe she isn't crazy.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Debra Barone: Ok, you know what?^ Debra Barone : You know what she's yelling, right?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : What are you doing here?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : You never know.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm tired of this. .I'd rather be normal than this.^ I'd rather be normal than this.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Debra Barone: [imitates Marie] Ooh, dear how are you.^ Debra Barone : What do you mean?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : What are you doing here?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Frosting in a can, so much easier than homemade.^ Frosting in a can, so much easier than homemade.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Look in that refrigerator. .Whoa, smells like there wasn't anything good in here for a while.^ Whoa, smells like there wasn't anything good in here for a while.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Not a big fan of Ray Romano's, but it does sound like a good idea… there aren't too many shows with the lead characters all men in their 40's.
  • Perez Hilton: Raymond Is Back 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Debra Barone: [imitates Frank] Time for desert.^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Frank ] Time for desert.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Frank and Marie imitating Ray and Debra) .
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^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Robert ]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Holy crap. .I'm not listening anymore, doo dah, doo dah...^ I'm not listening anymore, doo dah, doo dah...
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Debra Barone: [imitates Robert]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.^ Debra Barone : Oh, thanks Robert.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Oh, lucky Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Robert ]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[increasingly frustrated]
.Debra Barone: Oh, lucky Raymond.^ Debra Barone : Oh, thanks Robert.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Oh, lucky Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : [ imitates Robert ]Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Everybody loves Raymond.^ Robert : Everybody loves Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ EVERYBODY loves Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Everybody loves Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.EVERYBODY loves Raymond.^ Everybody loves Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert : Everybody loves Raymond.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ EVERYBODY loves Raymond.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.EVERYBODY LOVES Raymond.^ (END VIDEO CLIP) LARRY KING, HOST: Tonight, "Everybody Loves Raymond."
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Everybody Loves Raymond .
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Watch Everybody Loves Raymond Season 4 Episode Airdate Watch Free on Fancast Watch on Your TV .
  • Everybody Loves Raymond TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: General]

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
[everybody laughs]
Robert Barone: Do me. Do me, now.

[Ray buys Debra a sex game]
.Marie Barone: Another sex game?^ Ray buys Debra a sex game ] Marie Barone : Another sex game?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Didn't you have enough with that other sex game you and Robert used to play all the time when you were kids?^ Robert Barone : What are you feeding that kid?!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Didn't you have enough with that other sex game you and Robert used to play all the time when you were kids?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And, at that time, I was directing a play and I didn't have any time.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Ray Barone: What?
.Marie Barone: You know, the one with all the colored squares...^ Marie Barone : The one you told me.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ray Barone: TWISTER?

.Marie Barone: Frank do you love me?^ KING: You were Marie -- you are Marie on "Everybody Loves Raymond," and you -- what's "All Over The Guy"?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Frank Barone: YOU STILL NEED REASSURANCE, AFTER 45 YEARS OF BONDAGE?

[Robert has escaped from a woman, by climbing out of her window]
.Marie Barone: Why did you do that?^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Would you stop?
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^ Marie Barone : You never know.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Robert Barone: She eats insects!^ Robert Barone : She eats insects!
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.Marie Barone: But, why did you climb out her window?^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Would you stop?
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^ Marie Barone : You never know.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Frank Barone: Hey, that's a very convenient way to get away from a dangerous woman.^ Frank Barone : Hey, that's a very convenient way to get away from a dangerous woman.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Marie did it the natural way.
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^ Marie Barone : We had our cholesterol checked, and were very close to the danger zone.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I mean, if your mother's apartment had been a couple of floors lower, we wouldn't be having this conversation.^ I mean, if your mother's apartment had been a couple of floors lower, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Ray Barone: [about Debra's dad's new girlfriend]
.Ray Barone: Well, usually guys his age go for younger women.^ Well, what ever is going on behind the scenes, there's one thing that's really good with these guys.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Instead of going for somebody younger he went for somebody different.^ Instead of going for somebody younger he went for somebody different.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Debra Barone: Ray!^ Ray Barone : [ after Raymond sees Debra crying all alone ] Do you cry because I'm stupid?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Ray, I'm serious.
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^ Ray Barone : Debra bets the kids that I'll do stupid stuff.
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Ray Barone: I meant... No! .I mean, I always say the opposite phrases of what I say.^ I mean, I always say the opposite phrases of what I say.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Like, just this morning I told Debra "I'm soup, can I get some hungry?"^ Like, just this morning I told Debra "I'm soup, can I get some hungry?"
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Debra Barone : A beautiful, famous skater has just told you how much she loves your work.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Ray's just told his friends he's going to propose to Debra.
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[laughs nervously]
[Debra's mom leaves, Debra looks at Ray menacingly and goes after her mother]
Ray Barone: Oh, man...
Frank Barone: Kill is going to Debra you.

.Frank Barone: You know, Robert gets the jealousy thing from me.^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Anyone married to you.
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^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ray Barone: Oh, yeah?
.Frank Barone: Yeah, one time I drove my fist through a Cadillac, on account of your mother.^ I was once so jealous over your mother that I put my fist through a DeSoto.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ray Barone: Really?^ Ray Barone : You know, you're really running out of things to criticize me about.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Really?
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^ Ray Barone : [ to Debra ] You know, it's my fault, really, 'cause I never said; "Don't wash the answering machine".
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Frank Barone: Yeah. She started talking about marriage, and I told her to go to hell. I remember hearing through the grapevine, that your mother was going to have dinner at Chuck Pacarello's. .Now, your mother's cooking, that's something...^ Now you want to get married because of what your mother thinks?
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^ Now, your mother's cooking, that's something...
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special. .And, I figured, she was only gonna cook like that for me.^ And, I figured, she was only gonna cook like that for me.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So, I went to Chuck Pacarello's and punched the headlights off of his car.^ So, I went to Chuck Pacarello's and punched the headlights off of his car.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I spent the night in the hospital, picking glass out of my arm.^ I spent the night in the hospital, picking glass out of my arm.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Debra Barone : Gianni, while you're out getting a stove, could you pick up a spine for my husband?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Ray Barone: Wow, dad, I never thought there was a story like that behind you and mom.^ KING: And does your dad like the way Doris plays the mom?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And I'd come towards him and there would be this like -- but what's great about Ray is he always makes eye contact which is really an instinctive acting thing.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Pilot Sportswriter Ray Barone has parents who like to mind his business.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: General]

It's almost romantic.
.Frank Barone: Yeah, I know.^ Priest : You know Frank Barone?!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Yeah, how dare you!
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^ Frank Barone : Yeah, one time I drove my fist through a Cadillac, on account of your mother.
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.I don't tell that story a lot, though.^ I don't tell that story a lot, though.
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.Ray Barone: How come?^ Ray Barone : How come?
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^ Ray Barone : Come on, where were you?
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^ Ray Barone : This coming from the guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Frank Barone: Because it doesn't have a happy ending.

.Debra Barone: We got to find a way to get away from your parents.^ Debra Barone : No, it's not your brother.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra : And leave the kids with your parents?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : We got to find a way to get away from your parents.
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.Ray Barone: I got the perfect solution- the witness protection program.^ Ray Barone : I got the perfect solution- the witness protection program.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, The Witness Protection Program!
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.Debra Barone: Ray, I'm serious.^ Debra Barone : Ray, the last thing I need is something else that eats and poops.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Ray Barone : [ after Raymond sees Debra crying all alone ] Do you cry because I'm stupid?
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^ Ray Barone : [ about Debra's dad's new girlfriend ] Ray Barone : Well, usually guys his age go for younger women.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray Barone: So am I. Let see them try to find Steve and Phyllis Rosenberg in Tucson, Arizona.^ Ray Barone : [ after Raymond sees Debra crying all alone ] Do you cry because I'm stupid?
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^ Ray Barone : Debra won't let me have either of those.
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^ Ray Barone : Okay see right there...
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.Debra Barone: We have to invite your parents.^ Debra Barone : We got to find a way to get away from your parents.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : No, it's not your brother.
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^ Debra : And leave the kids with your parents?
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.It's like when the Russians boycotted the Olympics.^ It's like when the Russians boycotted the Olympics.
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It diminished the whole event.
.Ray Barone: Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing.^ ROMANO: I think we're one more year contractually, but you know, then, of course, we just see how it goes and we'll do some more.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ GARRETT: You know, Ray said, he looked at me and said, you know, we're going one more year, get out the puppies.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As long as you think things are bad, they're going to be good.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

When the Russians boycotted, we won everything.

Debra Barone: Dr. Nora thought I was boring.
.Ray Barone: You're not boring, you're normal.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ You're a regular Bob and Ray.
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^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
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.Living in my house, I prayed for normal.^ Living in my house, I prayed for normal.
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Then, I had to fall asleep to the sound of my brother naming his toes. There was 'Fat Tony', 'Danny the Weasel' and 'Billy Stretch and Tastes Bad'.

[Ray is taking parenting classes]
.Ray Barone: Hey, Ma, did you change the twins' pajamas?^ Whose Side Are You On Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same...
  • Everybody Loves Raymond TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: General]

.Marie Barone: Yeah, I left them here.^ Marie Barone : What are you doing here?
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^ Marie Barone : Yeah, I left them here.
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^ Marie Barone : Yeah, but you tell it.
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.I wanted to get some of the old stains out.^ Debra finds out that the reason why Raymond made them buy Frank and Maries old car is because he doesnt want to get rid of the car that he used to get lucky in.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Episode List - TVLoop 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

.Ray Barone: We have a washing machine, Ma.^ Ray Barone : We have a washing machine, Ma.
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^ Ray Barone : On our next machine?
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^ Frank Barone : I checked the washing-machine, and there was nothing wrong with it.
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.Marie Barone: Some of those stubborn stains need special treatment.^ Marie Barone : It fell in some water.
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^ Marie Barone : Some of those stubborn stains need special treatment.
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^ Marie Barone : Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.
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Frank Barone: Why don't you take a class for THAT? I got grand-parenting class at 3. Today's lessons are "Blow my nose" and "Pull my finger". [laughs]
.Ray Barone: Yeah, while you're there, don't miss the seminar about moving to Florida.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : You know about me and my first time.
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^ Ray Barone : You're not boring, you're normal.
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.Ray Barone: Shouldn't you be yelling at me, or something?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : You know why?
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^ Ray Barone : What time you got?
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.Debra Barone: Ray, when you're on the Titanic and you're manning the life boats, you don't stop to yell at the iceberg.^ (LAUGHTER) I don't know if you know that, I used to hold the spoon for the Hungry Jack breakfast man.
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Look Don't Touch Debra fears Ray is flirting with a waitress.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: General]

^ Whose Side Are You On Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same...
  • Everybody Loves Raymond TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: General]


[Somebody spelled "Ray stinks" with letter magnets on Ray's fridge]
.Ray Barone: I knew it!^ Somebody spelled "Ray stinks" with letter magnets on Ray's fridge ] Ray Barone : I knew it!
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.It's that damn Spencer kid!^ It's that damn Spencer kid!
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.Robert Barone: Whoa, whoa, whoa.^ Robert Barone : Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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.Let's not jump to conclusions.^ Let's not jump to conclusions.
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.It could've been somebody else.^ It could've been somebody else.
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.Ray Barone: Well, did you write it?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ What did you do Ray?
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^ Ray Barone : Well, so was penicillin.
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Robert Barone: No. .But, it could've been the twins.^ But, it could've been the twins.
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.Ray Barone: No, if it was them, they would've wrote "Daddy Stinks". Was it you, dad?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
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^ Ray Barone : Dad, what are you doing here?
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^ Marie Barone : Would you stop?
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Frank Barone: If it was me, I wouldn't have written "Ray STINKS".

[Frank is eating lasagna from the platter]
.Marie Barone: Frank!^ Marie Barone : Frank do you love me?
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^ Priest : Your parents are Frank and Marie Barone?!
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^ Marie Barone : You've read the Bible, Frank?
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What are you doing? .You can't eat it from there!^ You can't eat it from there!
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^ You eat dinner- she's there.
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.Your fork was in there!^ Your fork was in there!
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.Now nobody can eat it!^ Now nobody can eat it!
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Frank Barone: That's all I have to do? .In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too!^ In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too!
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Ray Barone: [comes in] Hey.
.Marie Barone: Hi, Raymond.^ Marie Barone : You're funny too, Raymond.
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^ Marie Barone : Hi, Raymond.
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^ Marie Barone : Raymond, whatever happens, you and I are keeping the children.
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Are you hungry? .Do you want something to eat?^ Angelina : Did you want something?
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^ Do you want something to eat?
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^ Frank Barone : Let me tell you something – you want your kids to hate you.
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.Only you can't have lasagna...^ Only you can't have lasagna...
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Or ice cream.
.Frank Barone: [sticks his fork in cake] Or chocolate cake.^ Frank Barone : [ sticks his fork in cake ] Or chocolate cake.
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^ Frank sticks Marie with the fork ] Marie Barone : Hey!
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.Marie Barone: Look at him!^ Marie Barone : These look old.
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^ Marie Barone : Look at him!
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^ Marie Barone : Don't give it to him, he wants to destroy Robbie's room.
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He's like an animal, marking his territory!
[Frank sticks Marie with the fork]
.Marie Barone: Hey!^ Frank Barone : [ to Marie ] Hey, good-looking.
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^ Frank sticks Marie with the fork ] Marie Barone : Hey!
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Frank Barone: What? That's a compliment.
.Ray Barone: God, how I wish I could say this is the wrong house...^ Ray Barone : I could be single.
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^ Ray Barone : How come?
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^ Ray Barone : How about a little-- Debra Barone : Oh, god.
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.Marie Barone: Fine!^ Marie Barone : Fine!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Fine.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. .I fell for your father's boyish good looks.^ I fell for your father's boyish good looks.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

But, it didn't matter. We were in love. Right, Frank?
.Frank Barone: I wanted sex.^ Frank Barone : Want me to get the hose?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : I didn't want to interrupt!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : I wanted sex.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Ray Barone: What's going on?^ Ray Barone : What's going on?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Marie, get a mop, cause after I play Ray, the floor is going to be soaked with tears.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : She's going to say "Why are Doug and Andy here?".
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Frank Barone: Supercop, here, wants to give me a ticket.^ Frank Barone : I didn't want to interrupt!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Want me to get the hose?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Supercop, here, wants to give me a ticket.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Robert Barone: I don't want to.^ Robert Barone : I don't want to.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert Barone : All I wanted was a place where people would care about me.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert Barone : When I was married to Joanne she wanted time alone.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I have to.
.Frank Barone: He's got a quota to fill.^ Frank Barone : He's got a quota to fill.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Robert Barone: You hit my squad car!^ Robert Barone : You hit my squad car!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert Barone : She knows my voice.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert Barone : What are you feeding that kid?!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Frank Barone: I don't care if I killed a guy!^ Frank Barone : Don't listen to her.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : I don't care if I killed a guy!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Kill is going to Debra you.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You're my son, you have to look the other way!^ You're my son, you have to look the other way!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It means you're good-looking.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : You, my son, are a girl!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Am I right, Ray?
.Ray Barone: Dad, whatever you do, I want to look the other way.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Dad, what are you doing here?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're my son, you have to look the other way!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Robert Barone: "I'm writing the ticket!"^ Robert Barone : "I'm writing the ticket!"
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Frank Barone: "Fine!^ Frank Barone : "Fine!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Fine.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.That's Barone, B-A-R-O-N-E, as in the man from whose loins you sprung!"^ That's Barone, B-A-R-O-N-E, as in the man from whose loins you sprung!"
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : Ray, when you're on the Titanic and you're manning the life boats, you don't stop to yell at the iceberg.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Frank Barone: What kind of an idiot would spend 80$ for a canoe ride?^ Frank Barone : What kind of an idiot would spend 80$ for a canoe ride?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Marie Barone: Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.^ Marie Barone : It fell in some water.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Debra Barone : I agree with Marie, I think a boob job is a totally stupid procedure.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Frank Barone: I take it, you never saw "Deliverance".

.Ray Barone: Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage?^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : You know about me and my first time.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : You know who says that?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Fine... There's... Uh... OK! Here! Got it! .You know when you fall asleep and you stop breathing?^ You fall asleep- she's there.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know when you fall asleep and you stop breathing?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.When you're married, there's always somebody there to nudge you back to life...^ You come back from work- she's there.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When you're married, there's always somebody there to nudge you back to life...
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : Oh, you're back.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That's not a good example. Ok...
.Robert Barone: Ray...^ Ray Barone : What makes you think we're not busy, Robert?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : And after the concert, Robert was so "snockered", that he'd fight anyone who didn't agree that "Bungle in the Jungle" was the best song ever written!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ray Barone: No!^ Ray Barone : No, I mean, do you remember what I wanted to be?
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : No, if it was them, they would've wrote "Daddy Stinks".
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : No.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I got this! .Look, you want to know what marriage is really like?^ KING: And you know the real brother?
  • CNN.com - Transcripts 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC transcripts.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Look, you want to know what marriage is really like?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't know what it's like.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Fine. .You wake up- she's there.^ You wake up- she's there.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You come back from work- she's there. .You fall asleep- she's there.^ You fall asleep- she's there.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know when you fall asleep and you stop breathing?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You eat dinner- she's there.^ You can't eat it from there!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You eat dinner- she's there.
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You know? .I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing.^ I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robert : That's a nice thing dad, you say it to people, it means "I Like You."
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

But, it's not.
[touches Debra's shoulder]
.Ray Barone: Not- Not if it's the right person.^ Ray Barone : Oh, Handball, all right.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Heh, I guess I'm doing all right then.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ray Barone : Right.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[pause]
.Frank Barone: I'd like a minute for rebuttal.^ Frank Barone : I'd like a minute for rebuttal.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone : Don't talk to your mother like that!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank Barone: Like hell, I am!
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Robert started hanging out with black people]
.Frank Barone: I don't even understand one word you're saying anymore.^ Ray Barone : You're superfreaky!
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frank : You're Santa?
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  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Marie Barone : You ordered this Frank.
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Loves Raymond - Wikiquote 22 January 2010 19:50 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Yesterday, why the hell did you call me "dog"?