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Feast 3: Happy Finish is the third entry in the Feast trilogy. The film was released, direct to DVD, on February 17, 2009.^[1], Feast 3 begins by recapping the events of the previous film.

Plot

Picking up moments after the end of Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds, Honey Pie is mauled and beheaded by a monster who also eats her within a few seconds. Lightning having survived the stick of dynamite from the end of Feast 2 gets up and stumbles off. The remaining survivors (Biker Queen, Tat Girl, Tit Girl, Secrets, Bartender, Slasher and Greg now with a pipe lodged in his head) are then attacked by monsters on the roof of the building they are hiding on. Thunder is seen still alive after being disemboweled and ripped in half when another survivor only known as Shitkicker driving a Modified Military Jeep runs Thunder along with two other monsters over, killing them.

Shitkicker smashes open the front door of the police station and enters. The rooftop survivors make their way to the jail and gain entry, Hobo attempts but fails miserably to kill the survivors with a rifle, Biker Queen along with Tat Girl immediately pounces on Hobo savagely attacking him which causes Hobo's bowels to loosen in his pants with Slasher cleverly remarking "Damn, you two literally kicked the shit outta him." Greg struggles but reveals to the rest of the survivors that Slasher has a lot of used cars then Shitkicker comes up with a plan to escape using Slasher's cars much to Slasher's dismay. Shitkicker is accidentally shot in the head by Secrets when he was showing her how to shoot a revolver. The gunshot alerts and causes the monsters to enter the police station. The remaining survivors decide to lock themselves inside the jail and send Slasher to retrieve the weapons. While trying to sneak into the front room to unlock the gun safe. After Slasher opens the safe the other survivors hear something and in a rush move start pulling the rope that was tied around Slasher. Slasher loses the keys inside the safe and is pulled back to the jail cells with monsters right behind him. The survivors lock themselves inside the cells in an effort to protect themselves. They then decide to make a break for it and run to the used car lot.

Once they exit Slasher runs a different way from the group, and then trips Hobo as a distraction for the monsters. While a monster begins to eat Hobo, Slasher runs towards a metal storage unit. The monster takes one bite of Hobo's leg, but spits it out in disgust. The monster then resumes to go after Slasher, who is joined by two of the biker women in the unit. Inside the unit, they meet three unknown survivors who urge Slasher to be quiet. Slasher moves to the back of the unit and stands against the back wall. After looking around the unit one of the monsters sees a hole and looks through spotting Slasher's butt, the monster proceeds to rape him through a pipe, impregnating him. A monster then immediately burst through Slasher's stomach and it becomes a Slasher/monster hybrid, killing the two unknown survivors in the unit. Biker Queen runs over to the unit and opens it, releasing the two biker girls and the Slasher monster. They run from the monster, following Hobo who climbs down a hole, in an attempt to hide inside a buried school bus, which also happens to be Hobo's home and a meth lab.

The monsters follow and somehow make it inside the buried school bus. During the fight one of the biker girls has her eyes gouged out by a monster. Biker Queen is finally able to get the bus started and as they leave the other biker girl lighting herself, Hobo and a monster on fire whom fall out the back of the bus. The bus finally dies in the street as Biker Queen and Tat Girl try to flee. The other survivors (Lightning, Secrets, Greg and Bartender) catch up and make it on the bus with the monsters right behind them. They are eventually saved by the mysterious prophet, only known as Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to repel the monsters. He then leads the survivors into the sewers in an attempt to reach the big city. While working their way through the sewers Tat Girl is stabbed to death by infected townies. The survivors are then saved by a man known as Jean Claude Seagal, a master of the martial arts who defends the survivors and kills their attackers. Jean Claude is attacked and has one of his arms bitten off by a monster, the survivors are then separated into two groups (Jean Claude and Bartender) and (Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg, Lightning and Short Bus Gus). While separated Jean Claude is attacked again this time by an infected rat, suffering from a small but severe wound, Bartender tells him that the need to stop the bleeding and close the wound. So Bartender takes gunpowder from a bullet and pours all of it into Jean Claude's arm. Before lighting it Jean Claude asks "Did you learn this in the marines?" to which Bartender replies "No. I got this from watching Rambo 3." Bartender then lights the wound which blows off Jean Claude’s other arm, Bartender then tells Jean Claude that they have to kill as many infected as possible but Jean Claude protest stating that he has no arms to defend himself, to which Bartender replies "You don't need arms to kick ass, baby boy" as they charge towards a horde of the infected.

This then leads to the survivors finding the Hive, which is a gigantic rave with infected townies and monsters that spew their bodily fluids which is what infects humans causing them to mutate horribly and make them become insane and enraged. The survivors are reunited but are spotted by an infected person and escape to a ladder. Jean Claude unfortunately having no arms volunteers to stay behind to fight off infected townies and give the survivors a chance to escape, Jean Claude manages to fend off the infected for a short while before being ripped in half by monsters.

After this we see the Slasher monster forcibly remove the pipe lodged in Greg's head killing him instantly. Short Bus Gus is also gruesomely killed when his hearing aid malfunctions (which is what repelled the monsters). In the final scenes of the film, we see the survivors tie a monster to the back of a Biker Queen's motorcycle (Biker Queen, who is now infected). They cause the monster to start an ear piercing wail as Biker Queen takes off in an attempt to draw the monsters away from the remaining survivors (Secrets, Lighting and Bartender). We then see Bartender tell the other two that they are the only survivors left and that they have to repopulate starting now. After that is said Secrets looks up to see a giant robot foot come down and crushing both Secrets and Lightning to death.

The film ends with a mariachi singing about the Feast series, stating there might be a fourth installment answering many questions, but if this doesn't happen, "Don't blame me."

After the mariachi, the camera pans out to show Bartender slowly walk towards the camera, with a slight murmur, "Goddamn It."

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Cast

Feast IV

During an interview, Gulager explained that a fourth film in the franchise could happen, but as of right now there aren't any talks. "The film just came out," explaining that the film will have to do well on DVD. But he did reveal that the screenplay for the fourth film has already been completed by franchise scribes Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan.

References

External links

• Feast 3: The Happy Finish at the Internet Movie Database