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.Glee is an American television show, which premiered on September 9, 2009 and is currently airing on Fox.^ Yup, while the show airs tonight on Fox at 9 p.m.
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^ Glee is an American musical comedy-drama television series that airs on Fox.

^ Glee   premiered on FOX on May 19, 2009.
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.The series stars Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester, Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester, Lea Michele as Rachel Berry, Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson, Amber Riley as Mercedes Jones, Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina Cohen-Chang, Kevin McHale as Artie Abrams, Mark Salling as Noah "Puck" Puckerman, Dianna Agron as Quinn Fabray, Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury, and Jessalyn Gilsig as Terri Schuester.^ Topics: Lea Michele Rachel Berry Glee Star This Share This Ausiello: A male Mercedes .

^ Jane Lynch AKA Sue Sylvester on Glee will be performing "Vogue" for the show's Madonna -centric episode.
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^ Lynch will put her pop star skills to the test when she sings the 1990 track in character as her coach character Sue Sylvester in an upcoming episode.
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Contents

Season 1

Pilot

.Sue Sylvester: Your resentment is delicious.^ Sue : Your resentment is delicious.
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^ Unlike Sue Sylvester I try not to have any resentments in my life.
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^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies."
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.Rachel Berry: You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor.^ My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star.
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^ Rachel : You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor.
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^ I listened to the album because I was a fan of hers,” he says but admits that when it comes to the Broadway musical, “I never saw it.” Shhh…don’t tell Rachel Berry.
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And metaphors are important. .My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star.^ My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star.
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^ Rachel : You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor.
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.Rachel Berry: Nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor.^ Rachel : Nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor.
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^ Rachel asserts, ''Being anonymous is worse than being poor….
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.Will Schuester: It wouldn't make any difference.^ Will : It wouldn't make any difference.
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.Possession is eight-tenths of the law.^ Possession is eight-tenths of the law.
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I'm pretty sure that much pot is a felony! Yeah. .You'll get kicked out of school.^ Give her the Supporting Actress Comedy Emmy; it'll almost make up for the one you academy folks fucked her out of with Party Down.
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^ He storms out and goes to sleep at the school where, lo and behold, Mattress Mack the head of the mattress place has left a stack of mattresses as a thank you for their outstanding performance.
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^ With a little info about you and your family, you'll get the most out of our site.

.You'll lose your football scholarship.^ You'll lose your football scholarship.
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^ And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
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^ Save the show to your Watch List and we'll let you know as soon as we have new ones available.
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Finn Hudson: Wait... I had a football scholarship? To where?

.Finn Hudson: I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.^ Finn : I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.
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^ I just want to work with good people on a show that I like enough to have watched every episode several times."
  • Joss Whedon + Glee = 2 Good 2 Be True? - E! Online 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.eonline.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Girls want sex just as much as guys do.
  • The all-singing, all-dancing, Jewish girl on Glee | Jewesses With Attitude 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC jwablog.jwa.org [Source type: General]

Rachel Berry: That was you?
.Kurt Hummel: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.^ Kurt : You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
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^ GTSY! We hope you have fun and tell all your friends about this great blog that gives you the scoop on all things tween/teen.
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^ This comment was sent by your friend via the How well do you know me?
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Finn Hudson: I know.
.Kurt Hummel: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.^ Kurt : You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I went for a walk on my work break and went hunting for all natural gum, and hooray, there you were.
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^ Most fabulous Kurt line: "And all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers."
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.Finn Hudson: I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry.^ Finn : I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry.
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^ For a second there, I thought he might actually hit her (I mean, I knew they wouldn't go there but he got really scary for a minute).
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^ Then he actually kicks her out of the house and Finn’s mom agrees to let her stay there.
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Showmance

.Will Schuester: My father always said you become a man when you buy your first house.^ Do you remember your first kiss?
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^ Will you buy Mr. Schuester’s CD? .
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^ Will : My father always said you become a man when you buy your first house.
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.I'm not sure what he meant by that, since he burned ours down once after a drunken fight with Mom.^ I'm not sure what he meant by that, since he burned ours down once after a drunken fight with Mom.
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^ Will was livid with Terri and his final shot to her was “Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.” .
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.Sue Sylvester: Lady Justice wept today.^ Sue : Lady Justice wept today.
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.Sue Sylvester: Let me be the one to break the silence.^ Sue Sylvester : Let me be the one to break the silence.
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^ And Sue Sylvester was removed from Cheerios and sent stomping off to Boca, though no one—least of all her—believes it's for long.
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^ Best Sue Sylvester Line : "All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
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.That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching.^ That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching.
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^ The glee kids have a secret rehearsal and perform a number that leads to the line, That was the most offensive thing Ive seen in 20 years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
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^ This episode was one of the most "Ohio" I've seen in the series to date.
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And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

.Finn: Here, let me help you with that.^ We're here if you need to ask questions and are always available to hand hold or help in any way.

^ With the help of Coffee Stencil , you will not only have their favorite latte or cappuccino brewed and ready, but also become their first thought in the morning, simply by letting the coffee do the talking!

^ If you love Cory Monteith (Finn from Glee), you’ll love the photos here .
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.Rachel: Thanks, Finn.^ Thanks to Rachel(who will be discussed later), Finn found out that he wasn’t the father of Quinn’s child.
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^ Rachel : Thanks, Finn.
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.You're so chivalrous.^ You're so chivalrous.
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Finn: Thanks! .That's a good thing, right?^ That's a good thing, right?
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Will Schuester: Hold on, Sue.
.Sue Sylvester: I resent being told to hold on to anything.^ But it’s nothing compared it to the trials and tribulations of Sue Sylvester: “Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told that they’re going in another direction.
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^ The minority students don't feel they're being represented, the cheerleaders report to sinister (and hilarious) coach Sue Sylvester (the amazing Jane Lynch).
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^ Unlike Sue Sylvester I try not to have any resentments in my life.
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Acafellas

.Kurt Hummel: My dad bought it for me when he made me promise to stop wearing form-fitting sweaters that stop at the knee.^ Kurt : My dad bought it for me when he made me promise to stop wearing form-fitting sweaters that stop at the knee.
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Choreographer: What was that: Frankenteen? .Why don't you wipe that dopey look off your face and get some lotion for those knuckles you've been dragging on the ground?^ Why don't you wipe that dopey look off your face and get some lotion for those knuckles you've been dragging on the ground?
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^ If all you Gleeks have been praying to hear some Madonna on Glee, then hold on to your sheet music.
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^ And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
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.Finn Hudson: What's wrong with you?^ Minutes Ago just voted "Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith)" on "Who's you favourite character in " Glee "?"

^ Minutes Ago just voted "Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith)" on "Who's you favourite character in " Glee "?"
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^ Finn : What's wrong with you?
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Choreographer: What's wrong with me? .What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall!^ What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall!
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^ Reply Tookie Thu 09/17/09 8:51 PM I think you’re posting on the wrong blog.
  • 'Glee' recap: Acafellas bring down the house! | EW.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dear Variety (and Sara Cress): You're wrong.
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.I feel like a woodland creature!^ I feel like a woodland creature!
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.Sandy: Who's Josh Groban?^ Sandy : Who's Josh Groban?
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^ See photos of Couples Who Met on Set And so has Josh Groban.
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Kill yourself! .He is an angel sent down to release platinum records unto us.^ He is an angel sent down to release platinum records unto us.
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Preggers

.Sue Sylvester: Not everyone's going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.^ Sue : Not everyone's going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.
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^ Tensions were high when Mercedes and the rest of Sue Sylvester’s half of New Directions sang “Hate on Me” by Jill Scott , and the kids really channeled that into their performance.

^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
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.That's why I pay taxes.^ That's why I pay taxes.
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.It keeps garbage men working so they can afford tacos.^ It keeps garbage men working so they can afford tacos.
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To feed their families.

.Sue Sylvester: Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards.^ Sue : Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards.
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^ In case you missed it, Will says that Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) is planning something so evil, it could cost the club a win at ...
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^ This week's episode was a little all over the place, but it had lots of the brilliant Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester and ended with a wallop.
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.Will Schuester: You have always been out to get me.^ It's always a magical thing when you meet musicians or actors you admire and they turn out to be decent human beings.
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.Sue Sylvester: If I were out to get you, you'd be pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.^ Sue : If I were out to get you, you'd be pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "You know, caning has fallen out of fashion in the United States," murmurs Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch), the sadistic cheerleading coach who's the glee club's No.
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^ Now we'll get to find out if Salinger really did have a shelf full of stories about the Glass family.
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.Finn Hudson: Check this out.^ Finn : Check this out.
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I got this at the school library. .Did you know you can just borrow books from there?^ Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with you.
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^ Did you know you can just borrow books from there?
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^ It’s kind of weird being an artist, just knowing that there is the potential you will never have a Christmas number one, not that it is really esential, but it’s nice to know you can break the system a little bit.” .
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.All of 'em, except for the encyclopedias.^ All of 'em, except for the encyclopedias.
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.Sue Sylvester: You know, there's a question I get asked a lot.^ Sue : You know, there's a question I get asked a lot.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If there’s a standout among these three stars, it’s Lynch, who has been wowing audiences with her deliciously evil turn as cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester from the start of the season.
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^ Sue : You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused...
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizen's arrest, people ask me, "Sue, what's your secret?"^ Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizen's arrest, people ask me, "Sue, what's your secret?"
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Call me and tell me when your next party will be, what time of day and how many people I’ll be performing for and I will get you 3 packages specifically designed for you to choose from.
  • Dueling Pianos|Chicago Piano Player for Private Parties|Corporate Entertainer 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC glogleemusic.com [Source type: General]

^ [Spoiler Alert] When asked whether Finn finally finds out Quinn's secret, Cory Monteith said, "Yes, he does."
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.Well, I'll tell you my secret, western Ohio.^ Well, I'll tell you my secret, western Ohio.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well, we'll tell you.
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^ That's So Rachel : "Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teaching moments without ruining my life."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sue Sylvester's not afraid to shake things up.^ Sue Sylvester's not afraid to shake things up.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Topics: Jane Lynch Sue Sylvester Will Schuester Glee Mash-Up Star This Share This UK E4 Promotional Shoot .
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.You know, I'm tired of hearing people complain, "I'm riddled with this disease!"^ You know, I'm tired of hearing people complain, "I'm riddled with this disease!"
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ First you should know that I’ve been wondering where the hell all the shows have gone with people with Down syndrome in them.
  • Thank you, Glee! : Mom-Blog: Parenting, life, growth, and sanity 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC mom-blog.com [Source type: General]

^ Oh, and I love it when people say 'gays' - you know, as in, "and blacks and disableds".
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or "I was in that tsunami!" .To them, I say "Shake it up a bit!^ To them, I say "Shake it up a bit!
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.Get out of your box!^ Get Your Lillimits Out of My Junction Box .
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.Even if that box happens to be where you're living."^ Even if that box happens to be where you're living."
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rest easy if you think you'll be a little starstruck at those live shows (we're betting Mark Salling is even cuter up close) because sometimes even celebs know the feeling.

^ Made me tap my feet… They don’t even warn you; next thing you know, they’re telling the story via song.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I'll often yell at homeless people.^ I'll often yell at homeless people.
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."Hey, how's that homelessness working out for ya?^ "Selling out" is a term created by children that don't understand how the world works.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Give not being homeless a try, huh?"^ Give not being homeless a try, huh?"
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.You know something, Ohio?^ You know something, Ohio?
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's not easy breaking out of your comfort zone.^ It's not easy breaking out of your comfort zone.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When Artie’s chances of traveling with the group to Regionals are in question, Will challenges the kids to step out of their comfort zones and experience life from a different point of view.
  • Glee Spoilers - Glee News 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.dingorue.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I Will Be Your Comfort » by myhiddenlove08 reviews Set following Rachel breaking up with Puck in 'Mash-up' Contains spoilers.
  • Glee FanFiction Archive - FanFiction.Net 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.fanfiction.net [Source type: General]

.People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn't have bothered in the first place, but let me tell you something.^ He's absolutely right that she shouldn't fake a handicap when he'll never be rid of his, but she opened up to him about her hesitancy to get close to people and was immediately shut down.
  • Fox Source: Glee Archives 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.trb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ During their first official So You Think You Can Dance photo shoot, the Top 20 was coupled up and sat down for an interview.
  • Glee – Episode 8 (Watch) 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC idolblips.showhype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And yes, it showed that she was different – but let’s face it, that’s how most people view people and kids with Down syndrome.
  • Thank you, Glee! : Mom-Blog: Parenting, life, growth, and sanity 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC mom-blog.com [Source type: General]

.There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you.^ There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What I mean is, you, as an audience member, do not get the feeling that the show/story line is focusing on the differences between ‘normal’ and down syndrome.
  • Thank you, Glee! : Mom-Blog: Parenting, life, growth, and sanity 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC mom-blog.com [Source type: General]

^ Like, on a club dance floor, will you keep a lid on your best moves in order not to look too much like Tommy Tune out there?
  • Glee Daily - The best source for FOX's latest show Glee 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.gleedaily.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.They're both just making a lot of noise.^ They're both just making a lot of noise.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I do like a lot of Joss Whedon's work, but I don't get the whole "You're just jealous Joss doesn't sell out" thing.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The pilot was just FANTASTIC, but I think they’re trying to be too sexy with this number.
  • A little more Glee for everyone. « Hulu Blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blog.hulu.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.How you take it is up to you.^ How you take it is up to you.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I mean, how can you sing properly if you’re not standing up straight?!
  • Glee Fan Site 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC gleefansite.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You’re not going to be able to stay up on how EVERYONE is feeling.
  • Dueling Pianos|Chicago Piano Player for Private Parties|Corporate Entertainer 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC glogleemusic.com [Source type: General]

.Convince yourself they're cheering for you.^ Convince yourself they're cheering for you.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Vitamin D - Will thinks the kids are slacking off, so he pushes them into a competition, boys against girls, and before you know it, they're dancing as fast as they can.
  • TV Show Recaps & Reviews - TV Show Episode Recaps & Reviews | TWoP 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.televisionwithoutpity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You’re definitely not going to bake the mousse yourself.
  • Dueling Pianos|Chicago Piano Player for Private Parties|Corporate Entertainer 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC glogleemusic.com [Source type: General]

.You do that, and someday, they will!^ You do that, and someday, they will!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Rhodes Not Taken

.Will Schuester: Hey, how come you haven't had any morning sickness?^ Will : Hey, how come you haven't had any morning sickness?
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Quinn Fabray's been upchucking every fifteen minutes.^ Quinn Fabray's been upchucking every fifteen minutes.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Terri Schuester: Really? .That's a really good sign!^ That's a really good sign!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.That means the baby's not a mongoloid!^ That means the baby's not a mongoloid!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.April Rhodes: Your lack of imagination astounds me!^ April Rhodes : Your lack of imagination astounds me!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

This is only the beginning! .If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees: shoes, prom dresses.^ You have got to be out of your mind.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees: shoes, prom dresses.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ UNLESS…you check your local HMV stores right now and search for the album- I managed to get it over the weekend because they import American CDs!
  • GLEE-FAN.COM || YOUR UP-TO-DATE SOURCE ON AWARD WINNING TV SHOW, GLEE 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC glee-fan.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candles still lit!^ I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candles still lit!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Emma Pillsbury: Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.^ Emma : Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you know someone who would like to hear about this artist, simply enter your name and their email address in the box below and we'll do the rest.
  • Glee Cast MP3 downloads music and videos at - 7digital 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC ca.7digital.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think he referred to her as “Hollywood’s pass-around girl.” Who knows how reliable a source Screech is, but does hearing this make her more alluring?
  • Glee Daily - The best source for FOX's latest show Glee 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.gleedaily.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Kurt Hummel: Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.^ Kurt : Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Emma Pillsbury: I just got back from the emergency room.^ Emma : I just got back from the emergency room.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I had them give me four decontamination showers. .I think they call that the full Silkwood.^ I think they call that the full Silkwood.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Will Schuester: What happened?
.Emma Pillsbury: Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me.^ Emma : Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid.^ I'm no car person so I have no idea what the hell it is and I only bring this up because this is how he made his entrance last episode, driving in with that piece of car dragging on the street.
  • TVgasm Recaps: Your Source for Glee 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.tvgasm.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I can forgive the ridiculous moments because I'm having such a good time, but I can understand how some people might not be able to forgive these moments, or they just don't relate, or whatever is keeping them from liking the show.
  • 'Glee' fall review - Sepinwall on TV | New Jersey Entertainment - TV & Film - - NJ.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I did like how he still tries to convince everyone he has been a cop for 20 years and his use of accents.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Will, I think it was April. .Her backpack's always clinking with empties.^ Her backpack's always clinking with empties.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Sue Sylvester: You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused...^ Sue : You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused...
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Want to know how you can help?
  • Glee -- JSYK 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.jsyk.com [Source type: General]

^ Vitamin D - Will thinks the kids are slacking off, so he pushes them into a competition, boys against girls, and before you know it, they're dancing as fast as they can.
  • TV Show Recaps & Reviews - TV Show Episode Recaps & Reviews | TWoP 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.televisionwithoutpity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

then furious.

Vitamin D

.Sue Sylvester: You have to remember something: we're dealing with children.^ Sue : You have to remember something: we're dealing with children.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're logged in, post your comment below Got something to say about this?
  • Glee - 09/09/2009 - HitFix.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.hitfix.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.They need to be terrified.^ They need to be terrified.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's like mother's milk to them.^ It's like mother's milk to them.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Without it, their bones won't grow properly.

.Sue Sylvester: Dear Journal: Feeling listless again today.^ McKinley and its denizens feel just a little too cliched, the emerging romantic entanglements a little too forced, the female characters--notably Terri and Sue Sylvester--just a little too mean-spirited.
  • Glee reviews at Metacritic.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.metacritic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.^ It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I’m sure my girlfriend would want to try it out but I sure don’t want to be get caught bringing the dog with me.
  • Weekly Glee: Pets | Doe Deere Blogazine 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.doedeereblogazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I will run screaming from Panama and Jump generally makes me want to claw my eyes out.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And then, at Cheerios practice, disaster.^ And then, at Cheerios practice, disaster.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! .That quiver will lose us nationals, and without a championship, I'd lose my endorsements, and without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft.^ Best Sue Sylvester Line : "Without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "Without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tell those Little W SocialMedia: Join us tonight at 11pm for Steely Dan's Alive In America played without in..
  • Glee - surchur 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC surchur.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Sue Sylvester: Let me be frank.^ Sue : Let me be frank.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sue Sylvester : Let me be the one to break the silence.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you.^ Your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It doesn’t matter where you are – a banquet hall, your living room with friends and family, a concert venue with thousands of people in attendance.
  • Dueling Pianos|Chicago Piano Player for Private Parties|Corporate Entertainer 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC glogleemusic.com [Source type: General]


Terri Schuester: But I'm not a nurse. .I work at Sheets and Things.^ I work at Sheets and Things.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sue Sylvester: I'm not an American citizen.^ Topics: Jane Lynch Sue Sylvester Will Schuester New Directions Glee Star This Share This L.A. loves all-American Canadians .
  • Glee News, Blog Posts, Photos, and Videos 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC glee.loud3r.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I was born in the Panama Canal zone.^ I was born in the Panama Canal zone.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But I managed to get a passport and run for office twice.^ But I managed to get a passport and run for office twice.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Finn Hudson: Being a guy my age is tough.^ Finn : Being a guy my age is tough.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Between Glee and football and school and being popular, I'm just kind of overwhelmed.^ Between Glee and football and school and being popular, I'm just kind of overwhelmed.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But "Glee" isn't just some "High School Musical" reboot.
  • Entertaining Ideas: "Glee" Archives 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.pioneerlocal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah GLEE! Glee is just getting more popular and popular and keeps doing more and more musical numbers.
  • Video - GLEE: “Bust a Move” - TV 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC showhype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all.^ Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I agree: we don't all want to be portrayed as a sort of all-singing, all-dancing, Queer Eye for the Jack from Will & Grace.
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I have to go, I don’t want them to think I’m pooping.” First of all, let me say, I didn’t blog about last week’s episode because it didn’t warrant a post.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I don't know how important people like Presidents or newscasters or mob bosses do it.^ I seriously don’t know how I am going to survive the holiday hiatus coming up…But onto what happened… .
  • Inside Pulse TV | Glee – Episode 1-10 Review 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC tv.insidepulse.com [Source type: General]

^ Below is the flash version – clearer but I know people like the YouTube versions too!
  • glee 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC gossipcandy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We all know you don't like Firefly, you mention it as often as you can.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.My mom says I'm stretched too thin, so I gave up homework; but that didn't help.^ But by same token, my post didn't say both "just as concerning to parents"; I didn't take a poll...
  • Glee Watch: Getting What You Want - Tuned In - TIME.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC tunedin.blogs.time.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Gleeks and Shrieks: Fox Unveils Midseason, Glee Gone Until April - Tuned In - TIME.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC tunedin.blogs.time.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Going to Barnes & Noble to get some self-help books, and somet cnat help my self how can i help others cnat help my self how can i help others Hold up!
  • Glee - surchur 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC surchur.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My Mom Mom at the end of the show: "I just wanted to tell you to GIVE IT UP already, they GOT YOU." Heh.
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.All I know is, last night I got vaporized on level two.^ Taylor Swift , The Twilight Saga , Lady Gaga , and Glee all took home awards last night at the People's Choice Awards .

^ If you only want to know last night’s best lines, skip to the end.

^ To be fair to Lopez, she did help raise money for Haiti by appearing on Larry King’s two hour special last night.
  • Cele|bitchy » Glee 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.celebitchy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Level two. And I didn't even have the energy to care.^ And I didn't even have the energy to care.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I was so busy dabbing my eyes at the incredible performances I didn’t notice if he was even in the episode or not, not that I cared.
  • Show Tracker | Glee | Los Angeles Times 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Throwdown

.Sue Sylvester: Your psychosexual derangement would be fascinating if it weren't so terrifying!^ Sue : Your psychosexual derangement would be fascinating if it weren't so terrifying!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And like Coach Sue Sylvester on Glee , Ms. Eck is a forceful, in-your-face educator.
  • Posts from the Glee Category at TV Squad 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jacob Ben Israel: The independent polling company in my Dockers has determined that you're the hottest girl in this school.^ Jacob : The independent polling company in my Dockers has determined that you're the hottest girl in this school.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Prize for best quotes of the episode is a toss-up between Sue (naturally) and Jacob Ben Israel, Rachel's ginger stalker.
  • Fox Source: Glee Archives 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.trb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I went to law school … all you need is a college degree and the LSATS. When he said that I looked at my husband and said “um…what prereqs”.
  • 'Glee' recap: Acafellas bring down the house! | EW.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Rachel Berry: Ew.

Will Schuester: I will destroy you.
.Sue Sylvester: I'm about to vomit down your back.^ Sue : I'm about to vomit down your back.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And like Coach Sue Sylvester on Glee , Ms. Eck is a forceful, in-your-face educator.
  • Posts from the Glee Category at TV Squad 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Will Schuester: It's on.

.Sue Sylvester: What happened to our little agreement, huh?^ Sue : What happened to our little agreement, huh?
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This week's episode was a little all over the place, but it had lots of the brilliant Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester and ended with a wallop.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Will I be uploading a certain video to YouTube this afternoon?^ Will I be uploading a certain video to YouTube this afternoon?
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Principal Figgins: Oh, Sue, I put it on YouTube myself, and it only got two hits!^ Principal Figgins : Oh, Sue, I put it on YouTube myself, and it only got two hits!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The experiment is popular with Principal Higgins Figgins, who asks Sue to hold open auditions for Quinn's vacant Cheerios spot.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This week’s “Glee” brought the big showdown (officially “Throwdown”) between Will and Sue, forced into coexistence as co-directors of glee by Principal Figgins.

.Let me break it down for you: nobody cares!^ Let's break it down.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Let me break it down for you: nobody cares!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Let me take you down the road of the most Glee-fabulous show on TV these days, one one-liner at a time.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Finn Hudson: I figured we should name our kid something more original and poetic. .Then I came up with the best baby name of all time: Drizzle!^ Terri is having a hard time sorting out all this baby mama drama and tries to distract Will with an old fixer-upper car.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The baby was sent away and subsequently became a criminal, ending up in jail and about to be hanged before Robin and Guy came to his rescue.
  • Glee : NiceGirlsTV.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC nicegirlstv.com [Source type: General]

Quinn Fabray: Drizzle?
.Finn Hudson: Yeah, yeah, 'cause you know how awesome it is when it's just drizzling outside, but it's not really rain, so it smells like rain but you don't need an umbrella to go outside...^ We all know you don't like Firefly, you mention it as often as you can.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know what's awesome?
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Finn : Well, like how I don't want her to think that her father just abandoned her.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Quinn Fabray: Are you a moron?
Finn Hudson: What?
Quinn Fabray: We are not naming our baby Drizzle. .We are not naming our baby anything.^ Quinn : We are not naming our baby Drizzle.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We are not naming our baby anything.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Finish your test, Finn.

Mashup

Rachel Berry: I can't do this.
Noah Puckerman: Why? .We're a couple of good-lookin' Jews.^ We're a couple of good-lookin' Jews.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's natural.
.Rachel Berry: I can't give myself to someone who isn't brave enough to sing a solo.^ Rachel : I can't give myself to someone who isn't brave enough to sing a solo.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Plus, cast members who have not yet had the chance to show off their vocals stylings sing solos this week.
  • Video - GLEE: “Bust a Move” - TV 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC showhype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Rachel’s solo at sectionals: I’m the first to admit I give the girl a hard time -- it’s fun and someone has to do it -- but she blew my socks off.
  • Show Tracker | Glee | Los Angeles Times 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.If you don't have the guts to do that, how are you gonna be able to deal with the ups and downs of loving an admittedly high maintenance girl like me?^ If you don't have the guts to do that, how are you gonna be able to deal with the ups and downs of loving an admittedly high maintenance girl like me?
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How you take it is up to you.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We all know you don't like Firefly, you mention it as often as you can.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Noah Puckerman: Are you questioning my badassedness?^ Reason to Love Puck: "Are you questioning my badassness?
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Comment Posted by Brian Gardner Categories: Glee , Weekly Show Update Tags: Glee Are You Questioning My Bad Assness?
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Have you seen my guns?^ Have you seen my guns?"
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Have you seen my guns?
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Sue Sylvester: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat.^ I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sue : I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face.^ And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For all the hardcore Gleeks out there, that means you'll have to find other ways to get your song-and-dance on and feed your Cory Monteith fix!


.Sue Sylvester: You sunk my battleship, Rod.^ Sue : You sunk my battleship, Rod.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Best Sue Sylvester Line : "Without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, as if you needed more convincing, I present you with my favorite Sue Sylvester lines from the season: .
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

You sunk it hard.

.Noah Puckerman: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.^ Rachel’s a hot Jew and the good Lord wants me to get into her pants.” This “revelation” is what led to, in my opinion, the best song performance yet on the show.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Puck : Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants" Some good lines, some bad lip-synching ("Bust a move" was dreadful), and a really cheesy sitcom type ending.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Wheels

.Kurt Hummel: We all know that I'm more popular than Rachel and, uh, I dress better, too.^ Kurt : We all know that I'm more popular than Rachel and, uh, I dress better, too.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But things are still so much better than they were, and people are working on homosexual characters with more depth and variety than they used to.
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kurt : I love you more than I love being a star.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But I want you to promise me that you'll only vote for whomever sings the song the best, okay?^ Are you ready to sing another song over and over and over and over and ...?
  • Show Patrol: Glee Archives 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.chicagonow.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For all the hardcore Gleeks out there, that means you'll have to find other ways to get your song-and-dance on and feed your Cory Monteith fix!

^ Stay tuned to J-14 for more info on Glee 's tour and let us know -- what songs from the show do you want to see the cast perform on tour?


.Kurt Hummel: I love you more than I love being a star.^ Kurt : I love you more than I love being a star.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You summed it up really well: "what i do is no more unnatural for me than what you do is unnatural for you."
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kurt, who is thrilled at the pairing because he secretly loves Finn, points the clueless football player to “I’ll Stand By You” by the Pretenders.
  • Glee - Speakeasy - WSJ 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.wsj.com [Source type: General]


.Artie Abrams: I want to be clear; I still have the use of my penis.^ Artie : I want to be clear; I still have the use of my penis.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Comments Posted by Brian Gardner Categories: Glee , Weekly Show Update Tags: Artie , Glee , Jeni , Matt I Want To Be Very Clear, I Still Have The Use Of My Penis.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Brittany: I find recipes....^ Brittany : I find recipes....
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

confusing.

Ballads

.Terri: Listen, you little psycho: this is Will's wife and if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work and then I'll go crazy and I'll kill you!^ Also, even though I saw I wasn’t going to waste my time, you are bothering me: The Dad said he was taking prereqs, you don’t need to take the LSAT for that (again, you are obviously not catching all the exchanges).
  • 'Glee' recap: Acafellas bring down the house! | EW.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It was driving me crazy last night, and now I don’t have to check IMDB. You rock!
  • 'Glee' recap: Acafellas bring down the house! | EW.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That's So Rachel : "Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teaching moments without ruining my life."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Stop calling!

Kurt: Girls. They're your problem. .They're up, they're down.^ They're up, they're down.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Girls.
Finn: It's the baby. She's my daughter and... there are so many things .I want to say to her and I'm never going to be able to.^ I want to say to her and I'm never going to be able to.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I have to go, I don’t want them to think I’m pooping.” First of all, let me say, I didn’t blog about last week’s episode because it didn’t warrant a post.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Black Sabbath - Never Say Die Black Sabbath #apple #ipad #nowplayi music video Blogs: Adam Lambert “Whataya Want From Me” Music Video #1 on The VH1..
  • Glee - surchur 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC surchur.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Kurt: Like what?
.Finn: Well, like how I don't want her to think that her father just abandoned her.^ I point this out because I think it’s another example of just how subtly the writers of Glee can make something so outrageous be believable/acceptable!
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You don’t even stop and think about how ridiculous it is that they are so dramatic about receiving those slushee “facials” (subtle, but nice) – see the scenes with Quinn toweling off Finn or Rachel toweling off Puck.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But this feels too much like High School Musical(which I have not seen and do not want to see) to feel like an honest show outlining how awesome that experience of creativity really is.
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

How I'd do anything for her. .How no matter what I do, I'm always thinking about her.^ How no matter what I do, I'm always thinking about her.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You don’t even stop and think “how are there no teachers around to make this stop”.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.How I'm going to spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know.^ How I'm going to spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ My heart moves to music; I love that I go to a church that both honors God and praises Him through some great music that can move me.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love Glee, but even I can't wait a full four months before my well of enthusiasm runs dry.
  • 'Glee' leaving fans for four months – The Marquee Blog - CNN.com Blogs 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC marquee.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Emma: If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number one with a bullet.^ Emma : If we were to rank crush-worthy teachers in this school, you'd be number one with a bullet.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ To Debbie Thu 09/17/09 9:50 AM You were looking for reality- REALLY? I mean the shop teacher sawed off his thumbs and was back in school!
  • 'Glee' recap: Acafellas bring down the house! | EW.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Suzy Pepper: [to Rachel] We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.^ Suzy Pepper : [to Rachel] We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The leading girl of the group, Rachel, proves herself both extremely talented and insanely annoying.
  • Glee: season one, pilot | Television & radio | guardian.co.uk 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.guardian.co.uk [Source type: General]


.Suzy Pepper: Love is hard for us.^ Suzy Pepper : Love is hard for us.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

We look for boys we know we can never have. Mr. Schu is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues. .He can never reciprocate our feelings, which only reinforces the conviction that we’re not worthy of being loved.^ He can never reciprocate our feelings, which only reinforces the conviction that we’re not worthy of being loved.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I love being at the game, I love watching the game on TV. I’m the type of person that can just watch a baseball game on TV for hours on end and never be bored (even if I doze off to a nap now and again).
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "You're right Will, I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I could only call religious and you wanna know why?
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Hairography

Will Schuester: I remember I took you to prom in this car. .We did it in the back seat!^ We did it in the back seat!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Terri Schuester: You don't drink diet soda, do you?^ Terri : You don't drink diet soda, do you?
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Because it can cause male pattern baldness.
.Quinn Fabray: My baby's a girl.^ Quinn : My baby's a girl.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Terri Schuester: Women go bald, too.
.Kendra: You worry too much, Terri!^ Kendra : You worry too much, Terri!
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mom smoked every night when she was pregnant and we turned out perfectly normal!

.Kurt Hummel: [to Rachel] Most of the time I find it difficult to be in the same room with you— especially this one.^ Kurt : [to Rachel] Most of the time I find it difficult to be in the same room with you— especially this one.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rachel : You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If I can "loan" you an ebook the same way I can a paperback, I'd bet that most (but not all) of the DRM arguments lose a lot of steam.
  • Amazon's Kindle eBook Reader | Gamers With Jobs 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.gamerswithjobs.com [Source type: General]

.This looks like the place where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobby come to hook up.^ This looks like the place where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobby come to hook up.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The hook-and-eye closures stretched out the neckline and made it look like romaine lettuce.
  • Lolly Knitting Around » Glee Tee 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC lollygirl.com [Source type: General]


.Kurt Hummel: Makeovers are like crack to me.^ Kurt : Makeovers are like crack to me.
  • Glee (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Most Fabulous Kurt Line : "Makeovers are like crack for me."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Kurt:: [about Finn] He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.^ Also, love it or hate it, I think the "0 results" on an eBay search speaks volumes about how happy the people who own them are.
  • Amazon's Kindle eBook Reader | Gamers With Jobs 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.gamerswithjobs.com [Source type: General]

^ You don’t even stop and think about how ridiculous it is that they are so dramatic about receiving those slushee “facials” (subtle, but nice) – see the scenes with Quinn toweling off Finn or Rachel toweling off Puck.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kurt, who is thrilled at the pairing because he secretly loves Finn, points the clueless football player to “I’ll Stand By You” by the Pretenders.
  • Glee - Speakeasy - WSJ 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.wsj.com [Source type: General]

Mattress

.Figgins: Now I suggest you select the good-looking cheerleader — not the pregnant one — and the quarterback for the photo because their faces are less likely to be scratched out with safety pins.^ I understand the site's stance on giving out arbitrary ratings like thumbs or super stars, but this one deserves two snaps and a rewind.
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because when you're good at something, you deserved to get paid.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jason has a number of new tees coming out soon and I look forward to getting one or two more to add to my collection.
  • Glee : NiceGirlsTV.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC nicegirlstv.com [Source type: General]


Emma Pillsbury: Ken has a lot of flaws... he has 74 flaws as of yesterday.

Rachel Berry: I can cry on demand. .It's one of my many talents.^ I for one count myself among the many who can’t wait for more Glee in my life!!!
  • A little more Glee for everyone. « Hulu Blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blog.hulu.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I'm very versatile; and aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.^ That's So Rachel : "Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I will pretty much do anything to break into the business."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'll Bang in the Nails, Thank You Very Much .
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Sue Sylvester: All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.^ Best Sue Sylvester Line : "All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I will one day write for X-Men just to bring her back.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off.^ Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Will Schuester: The best teachers don't give you the answers.^ You don’t even stop and think “how are there no teachers around to make this stop”.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.They just point the way and let you make your own choices, your own mistakes.^ Regarding the videos stopping , if the connection is not stable during the buffering (meaning that your internet service provider drops you even if only for just 2 seconds), it will stop buffering until you load the page again, at which point it will have to start from the beginning.
  • Glee · TV-Dome : Your Movie and TV HQ 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.tv-dome.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Ariel, don't let the rest of the world catch you saying you spelled "theatre" the "gay way."
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This review makes me very happy, not just because the show looks as good as it has been said to be, but because you are encouraging gayness and all of that good stuff.
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.That way, you get all the glory, and you deserve it.^ If I can "loan" you an ebook the same way I can a paperback, I'd bet that most (but not all) of the DRM arguments lose a lot of steam.
  • Amazon's Kindle eBook Reader | Gamers With Jobs 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.gamerswithjobs.com [Source type: General]

Sectionals

Will Schuester: But the wedding is Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma Pillsbury: I know. .We just pushed it back a few hours.^ Just hours after Jay Leno aired his late-night laundry to Oprah Winfrey and Jimmy Kimmel Fires Back: Jay Leno is No Longer a Comedian - The ...
  • Glee - surchur 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC surchur.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Start Time for the Senior Bowl 2010 is just a few hours away.
  • Glee - surchur 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC surchur.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.

.Quinn Fabray: You have to go take me to get one of those Jewish baby tests.^ I’d have to go on IMDB to check which one, but I know he was in one of those.
  • 'Glee' recap: Acafellas bring down the house! | EW.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ One of the clone troopers would go from straight to gay and vice versa then say something like "See you latte".
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Quinn tells Puck she's going to try to have this baby on her own.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Will Schuester: You leaked the set list, and you are not going to get away with it!
.Sue Sylvester: That is a libellous accusation, and I insist you retract it immediately!^ So, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, as if you needed more convincing, I present you with my favorite Sue Sylvester lines from the season: .
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

You have no proof.
Will Schuester: No proof?! You are the only person who had the list!
.Sue Sylvester: But other than that, you have no proof.^ You summed it up really well: "what i do is no more unnatural for me than what you do is unnatural for you."
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And you need to accept that and move on, because you have no business messing up that girl's life more than you already have.
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Figgins: Sue, the directors, both from the Jane Addams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf, have informed me that you gave them the New Directions' set list.^ With Sue exposed, Figgins reinstates Will as glee club director and suspends Sue, robbing her of her role as head of the Cheerios.
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^ Jane Lynch sets the tone for Fox's wonderfully subversive new comedy, "Glee," by shouting the show's very first line.
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^ This week’s “Glee” brought the big showdown (officially “Throwdown”) between Will and Sue, forced into coexistence as co-directors of glee by Principal Figgins.

.Sue Sylvester: You have no proof.^ Best Sue Sylvester Line: "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat.
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^ So, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, as if you needed more convincing, I present you with my favorite Sue Sylvester lines from the season: .
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^ And, for an episode with no Sue Sylvester, that really means something!
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Figgins: The set lists were on Cheerios' letterhead.
Sue Sylvester: I didn't do it.
.Figgins: They say, "From the desk of Sue Sylvester."^ Jane Lynch's Best Supporting Actress nomination for her portrayal of SUE SYLVESTER. They might as well not even nominate anyone else.
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Sue Sylvester: Circumstantial evidence.
Figgins: They're written in your handwriting!
Sue Sylvester: Forgeries.
Figgins: Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
.Sue Sylvester: Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case.^ If, while watching the show, you didn’t at least tear up, when Sue went to read Little Red Riding Hood to her sister, you should check your pulse.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you open your eyes, mind, and heart, you just might learn something.
  • Glee | bg's blog 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.maryville.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You summed it up really well: "what i do is no more unnatural for me than what you do is unnatural for you."
  • Glee Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Will Schuester: Hi. Where's Ken?
Emma Pillsberry: Uh, at home, probably, trying to regain the dignity I stole from him. He dumped me.
Will Schuester: What?
.Emma Pillsberry: Yeah, he said moving the wedding for Sectionals was the last straw.^ Since Shue is disqualified for last week's mattress incident , Emma will push back the wedding to escort the kids to the competition.
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Will Schuester: But I thought he understood that you were doing this for the kids!
Emma Pillsberry: He understood that I wasn't doing it for the kids. I was doing it for you, Will.
Will Schuester: I'm so sorry.
Emma Pillsberry: Oh, God. No Will, it's not your fault. He was right. I was settling for him. .Really, one blink from you, Will, and I would have been out the door.^ It would've been so easy to make rubbish and just pump it out at the HSM crowd but its really well done, very clever in parts.
  • Glee: season one, pilot | Television & radio | guardian.co.uk 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.guardian.co.uk [Source type: General]

^ Would you rather your favorite whatever never "sell out" and only create one thing or "sell out" and create many things?
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ No one breaks out into song randomly in real life, but we love it!
  • 'Glee' recap: Acafellas bring down the house! | EW.com 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

So, um, I emailed my resignation to Figgins.
Will Schuester: No.
.Emma Pillsberry: My last day is Monday.^ I long since stopped lamenting the day when I've put a new CD into on of my several CD towers for the last time.
  • Amazon's Kindle eBook Reader | Gamers With Jobs 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC www.gamerswithjobs.com [Source type: General]

I just can't. I just can't be at that school. I just can't see Ken without feeling ashamed, and I can't see you without feeling heartbroken.

Santana: Sex is not dating.
.Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.^ "If it were, Santana and I would be dating."
  • Tubular | Blogging TV, one show at a time | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC blogs.chron.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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1911 encyclopedia

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From LoveToKnow 1911

GLEE, a musical term for a part-song of a particular kind. The word, as well as the thing, is essentially confined to England. The technical meaning has been explained in different ways; but there is little doubt of its derivation through the ordinary sense of the word (i.e. merriment, entertainment) from the A.S. gleov, gleo, corresponding to Lat. gaudium, delectamentum, hence ludus musicus; on the other hand, a musical "glee" is by no means necessarily a merry composition. Gleeman (A.S. "gleoman") is translated simply as "musicus" or "cantor," to which the less distinguished titles of "mimus, jocista, scurra," are frequently added in old dictionaries. The accomplishments and social position of the gleeman seem to have been as varied as those of the Provençal "joglar." There are early examples of the word "glee" being used as synonymous with harmony or concerted music. The former explanation, for instance, is given in the Promptorium parvulorum, a work of the 15th century. Glee in its present meaning signifies, broadly speaking, a piece of concerted vocal music, generally unaccompanied, and for male voices, though exceptions are found to the last two restrictions. The number of voices ought not to be less than three. As regards musical form, the glee is little distinguished from the catch, - the two terms being often used indiscriminately for the FIG. 5. - Heywood's Glazing.
Use in building. same song; but there is a distinct difference between it and the madrigal - one of the earliest forms of concerted music known in England. While the madrigal does not show a distinction of contrasted movements, this feature is absolutely necessary in the glee. In the madrigal the movement of the voices is strictly contrapuntal, while the more modern form allows of freer treatment and more compact harmonies. .Differences of tonality are fully explained by the development of the art, for while the madrigal reached its acme in Queen Elizabeth's time, the glee proper was little known before the Commonwealth; and its most famous representatives belong to the 18th century and the first quarter of the 19th.^ Tags : music dont stop glee believin Photographer : AllAmerireject8 Description : ...for what feels like the first time in months!
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.Among the numerous collections of the innumerable pieces of this kind, only one of the earliest and most famous may be mentioned, Catch that Catch can, a Choice Collection of Catches, Rounds and Canons, for three and four voices, published by John Hilton in 1652. The name "glee," however, appears for the first time in John Playford's Musical Companion, published twenty-one years afterwards, and reprinted again and again, with additions by later composers - Henry Purcell, William Croft and John Blow among the number.^ Tags : music dont stop glee believin Photographer : AllAmerireject8 Description : ...for what feels like the first time in months!
  • Glee - surchur 2 February 2010 15:47 UTC surchur.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We've been doing real time search longer than most - since May of 2008 and it shows.
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^ Glee's star Jane Lynch To Tie Knot With Girlfriend in May 2010 A very shocking news speared in the net today, you know friends, a famous American musical.
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The originator of the glee in its modern form was Dr Arne, born in 1710. Among later English musicians famous for their glees, catches and part-songs, the following may be mentioned: - Attwood, Boyce, Bishop, Crotch, Callcott, Shield, Stevens, Horsley, Webb and Knyvett. The convivial character of the glee led, in the 18th century, to the formation of various societies, which offered prizes and medals for the best compositions of the kind and assembled for social and artistic purposes. The most famous amongst these - The Glee Club - was founded in 1787, and at first used to meet at the house of Mr Robert Smith, in St Paul's churchyard. This club was dissolved in 1857. A similar society - The Catch Club - was formed in 1761 and is still in existence.


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