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Just one of Happy Fun Ball's numerous warnings.
The "Happy Fun Ball" was the subject of a parody
advertisement on Saturday Night Live. It
originally aired February 16, 1991 on NBC and was brought back for several repeats. The
topic of the skit is a toy rubber ball that is accompanied by a
long series of bizarre disclaimers and warnings, including "Do not
taunt Happy Fun Ball".
Concept
Written by Jack
Handey and voiced by Phil Hartman, the ad featured three "kids"
portrayed by Dana
Carvey, Jan Hooks
and Mike
Myers. The brief commercial declared that Happy Fun Ball
(produced by Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company,
Global Chemical Unlimited), just $14.95, was "the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation!" However, this positive message was
undercut by a much lengthier number of bizarre disclaimers and warnings,
including "may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds" and "If
Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head." Ingredients
include "an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth,
presumably from outer
space"; said ingredients are not to be "touched, inhaled, or
looked at" if exposed due to rupture. Viewers were also warned, "Do
not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
The parody lampooned advertisers, toy manufacturers, chemical companies, absurdly
long legal
disclaimers, alien conspiracies, and even mentioned the
1991 Gulf War (stating
that Happy Fun Ball was being dropped by US warplanes on Iraq).
Happy Fun Ball was presented as one of the sponsors of one of
the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
sketches later in the decade, with the claim that Happy Fun Ball
was "Still legal in 16 states. It's happy. It's fun. It's Happy Fun
Ball."
Warnings
This is a list of the warnings in the commercial:
- Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10
should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
- Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous
speeds.
- Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to
rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
- Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
- Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following
occurs:
- itching
- vertigo
- dizziness
- tingling in extremities
- loss of balance or coordination
- slurred speech
- temporary blindness
- profuse sweating
- heart palpitations
- If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek
shelter and cover head.
- Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
- When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its
special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so
relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated,
and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all
liability.
- Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green
substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
- Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
- Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
- Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
References in popular
culture
- Unreal Tournament 2004 - When
grenades from the grenade launcher cause the death of your
adversary, the server responds with the message "Deceased
player played with Shooter's happy fun ball".
- World of
Warcraft - Certain enemies in the game world drop an item
called 'Happy Fun Rock', which
may be thrown at other players.
- Spiderweb Software - Many of Jeff
Vogel's shareware games have had "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
included in a 'hints' section.
- One of the levels in the Xbox Live Arcade game N+ is named "Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball", probably
referring to the round shock drones introduced in the level.
- "Do not taunt Happy Fun Drepper", used in reference to GNU libc
maintainer Ulrich
Drepper.[1]
- Girl genius - The Webcomic references the "The HAPPY FUN BALL of
DEATH" in the first panel of the Comic from 'Get Going, Hero Boy',
mentions the return time. BEWARE!.
- Dragon*ConTV - In 2009, the video podcast produced 'Happy Red Matter Ball' a parody of "Happy Fun Ball" related to the J.J.
Abrams reboot of the Star Trek movie franchise. The video is based on the "Red
Matter" plot device represented as a big red ball, referencing
earlier Abrams projects (Alias, Mission Impossible III).
- 'Engadget' - October 21,
2009 post replaced blue colors in AT&T logo with red and added
a label stating "Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball" referring to
AT&Ts lawsuit over supplier LCD price fixing.
- Superman The Animated Series 's Toyman used a rubber ball against criminals, and
called it a Happy Fun Ball. And just like one of it's warnings in
the SNL sketch, it did accelerate to dangerous speeds, enough to
crush the armored car.
See also
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