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iCarly
Genre	Comedy, Family, Kids, Teens
Format	Situation Comedy
Created by	Dan Schneider
Starring	Miranda Cosgrove Jennette McCurdy Nathan Kress Jerry Trainor
Theme music composer	Miranda Cosgrove (written/performed)
Opening theme	"Leave It All To Me", sung by Miranda Cosgrove and Drake Bell
Composer(s)	Backhouse Mike
Country of origin	United States
Language(s)	English
No. of seasons	3
No. of episodes	59 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s)	Dan Schneider Omar Camacho Michael Szczurko Neil Sheridan
Location(s)	Seattle, Washington (setting) Nickelodeon on Sunset, Hollywood, California (taping location)
Camera setup	Videotape (filmized); Multi-camera
Running time	approx. 23 minutes (per episode)
Production company(s)	Schneider's Bakery Nickelodeon Productions
Distributor	Nickelodeon
Broadcast
Original channel	Nickelodeon
Picture format	480i (SDTV) 1080i (HDTV)
Audio format	Stereo
Original run	September 8, 2007 – present
Status	Returning series
External links
Official website
Production website

Contents 1 Characters 1.1 Main characters 1.2 Recurring characters 1.3 Special guest appearances 2 Episodes 2.1 Broadcasting history 3 Media 3.1 Music 3.2 DVD releases 3.3 Website 3.4 Video games 3.5 Books 4 References 5 External links

Characters

Main characters

• Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) is the teen star of her own popular web show, iCarly, which she produces with her two best friends, Sam and Freddie.
• Samantha "Sam" Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) is one of Carly's best friends and co-host of iCarly.
• Fredward "Freddie" Benson (Nathan Kress) is Carly's other best friend, and he is the technical producer of iCarly and Carly's neighbor.
• Spencer Shay (Jerry Trainor) is Carly's 26-year-old brother and legal guardian.

Recurring characters

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• Marissa Benson (Mary Scheer) is Freddie's mother who annoys many of the other characters.
• Nevel Papperman (Reed Alexander) is an 11-year-old critic who runs the nevelocity.com website, a site that reviews other websites.^ Instead, Mark leaps forward and shoves Sam onto the wire, triggering the explosives and killing her and Carly is annoyed by Neville Papperman: a 10-year old kid who tries to seduce Carly.
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  ^ Carly Shay is a thirteen year old girl who lives in the ghetto with her older brother , Spencer.
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  ^ It was later explained that the other characters were attracted to Carly in spite of her newt filled belly, while half-newt Benson was attracted to her because of her newt filled belly.
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  He is Carly's nemesis and has repeatedly tried to sabotage iCarly in exchange for a kiss.
• Gibby Gibson^[2] (Noah Munck) is an eccentric classmate of Carly, Sam, and Freddie who enjoys taking his shirt off (for no apparent reason).
• Jeremy (Nathan Pearson) (nicknamed "Germy" by Freddie) is another classmate of Carly, Sam, and Freddie who is always ill.
• Ted Franklin (Tim Russ) is the principal at Ridgeway, the school where Carly, Sam, and Freddie attend.
• Francine Briggs (Mindy Sterling) is an English teacher at the junior high school.
• Lewbert (Jeremy Rowley) is the doorman for the building in which Carly, Spencer, and Freddie live.
• Chuck Chambers (Ryan Ochoa) is a child who is a tenant in the Shays' apartment building who torments Spencer frequently.
• Mr. Howard (David St. James) is a strict and unenthusiastic teacher.

Special guest appearances

Guest Star	Season	Appearances	Character	Episode(s)
Doug Brochu	1	4	Duke	iSpy a Mean Teacher, iRue the Day, iHatch Chicks, iLike Jake
Austin Butler	1	1	Jake Crandall	iLike Jake
Estelle Harris	1	1	Mrs. Halberstadt	iScream on Halloween
Carly Bondar	1	1	Valerie	iWill Date Freddie
Aaron Albert	1	1	Jonah	iHate Sam's Boyfriend
Plain White T's	1	1	Themselves	iRue The Day
Oliver Muirhead	1	1	Harry Joyner	iHeart Art
Lise Simms	1	1	Mrs. Peeloff	iMight Switch Schools
Daniel Samonas	1	1	Doug Toder	iFence
Charles Kim	1	1	Chuck	iNevel
Jessica Makinson	1	1	Miss Lauren Ackerman	iHave A Lovesick Teacher
James Maslow	2	1	Shane	iSaw Him First
Lorena York	2	1	Sasha Striker	iStage An Intervention
Good Charlotte	2	1	Themselves	iGo to Japan
Danny Woodburn	2	1	Mitch the Angel	iChristmas
David Archuleta	2	1	Himself	iRocked the Vote
Lucas Cruikshank	2	1	Himself/Fred Figglehorn	iMeet Fred
Malese Jow	2	1	Carly's Look Alike	iLook Alike
Drew Roy	2	1	Griffin	iDate a Bad Boy
Victoria Justice	2	1	Shelby Marx	iFight Shelby Marx

Episodes

Main article: List of iCarly episodes

Season	Episodes	Season Premiere	Season Finale
Season 1	25	September 8, 2007	July 25, 2008
Season 2	25	September 27, 2008	August 8, 2009
Season 3[3]	20	September 12, 2009	July 2010

Broadcasting history

United States

• Nickelodeon (September 8, 2007-present; first-run)
• TEENick (block) (September 8, 2007-February 2, 2009; reruns)
• The N (September 8, 2007-August 13, 2009; reruns)
• TeenNick (TV channel) (October 18, 2009-present; reruns)

Media

Music

.Columbia Records and Nickelodeon Records has released a soundtrack for the show entitled iCarly.^ Since Drake & Josh was cancelled, iCarly is the only good show left on Nickelodeon .

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It includes the theme song and four original songs by Miranda Cosgrove. Several tracks by guest artists and cast dialogue are also included.

DVD releases

DVD Title	Region 1	Discs	Episodes	Extras
iCarly: Season 1, Vol. 1	June 9, 2008	2	1–13	."Leave It All to Me" by Miranda Cosgrove.^ That newt left on good terms with Miranda Cosgrove, but the producers didn't want to do another emo newt-leaving episode again. User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
iCarly: Season 1, Vol. 2	April 21, 2009	2	14–25	Behind the Slime with the cast of iCarly; Behind-the-Scenes Extras; Pilot Episode of True Jackson, VP.
iCarly: Season 2, Vol. 1	August 18, 2009	2	26–35	Featurette for The Making of "iGo to Japan".
iCarly: iFight Shelby Marx[4]	March 30, 2010[4]	1	40, 45	To be announced.[4]

.Paramount Home Entertainment and Nickelodeon released iCarly: Season 1, Volume 1 Box Set on DVD September 23, 2008. The DVD has 13 episodes on two discs, which means it is only half of season one.^ Episode Guide: Season 9, iCarly in Space .

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^ Season 13: iCarly: Back to the Future .

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^ Episode Guide: Season 11, iCarly Kidz .

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.It includes the bonus feature of the song, "Leave It All to Me" by Miranda Cosgrove.^ Strangely, where Asians, like Miranda Cosgrove get, they develop Nordic features.

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^ That newt left on good terms with Miranda Cosgrove, but the producers didn't want to do another emo newt-leaving episode again.

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.iCarly: Season 1, Volume 2 Box Set was released on April 21, 2009 with 13 episodes on two discs.^ Episode Guide: Season 9, iCarly in Space .

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^ Season 13: iCarly: Back to the Future .

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^ Episode Guide: Season 11, iCarly Kidz .

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The Special Features include: "Behind the Slime with the Cast of iCarly"; behind-the-scenes extras"; and "Special Bonus: Pilot Episode of True Jackson, VP."^[5]

.iCarly: Season 2 Volume 1 Box Set was released on August 18, 2009. This 2-disc set running 316 minutes is presented in 4:3 video, and English Stereo audio.^ Viper1688 , on August 29th, 2009 at 3:32 pm Said: Lux could you come to the server mammoth or ice box at noon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .

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The release includes behind-the-scenes extras, such as a featurette for the making of "iGo to Japan."^[6]

.iCarly: iFight Shelby Marx will be released on March 30, 2010. The single disc will include "iFight Shelby Marx," "iDate a Bad Boy," two other episodes, and additional special features.^ In this very special episode, Sam, Benson, and nearly every other character in the show bitch at Carly for getting another newt in her belly.

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^ In this very special two part episode, Sam tries to find out why Carly got so mad about her calling the newt in her womb a punishment.

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Website

.In reality, the iCarly.com website contains many promotional videos by the cast (as their respective characters), as well as content created and sent in by viewers.^ This created a major continuity error, as Ms. Briggs was alive and well for the first few seasons of iCarly, which were set after season 11, though many characters come back to life so it is expected this error will be rectified sometime.

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Other features on the site include characters' blogs, pictures from the set, songs, games, and comments from viewers. Many fictional websites from this show and other TEENick shows redirect to this page. For example, Zaplook (a parody of Google), SplashFace (a parody of YouTube), CraigsMix (a parody of Craigslist), Nevelocity, PillowMyHead.com, AggressiveParenting.com, SamPuckett.com, TheValerieShow.com, NeverWatchiCarly.com, iSnarly.com, and any other website mentioned on the show redirect to this page. iCarly.com can only be accessed within the United States; if accessed overseas, the user is automatically redirected to a country specific iCarly site (if available).

Video games

An animated PC hidden object game, iCarly: iDream in Toons, was released by Nickelodeon on their Nick Arcade. Jerry Trainor is the only actor from the cast who lends his voice to the game, the rest of the characters' speech being dubbed with typing sounds on a keyboard.

On May 13, 2009, Nickelodeon announced they had reached an agreement with Activision to produce an iCarly video game for the DS and Wii. The game was released October 28th 2009.

Books

iCarly Reader series:
1. iDon't Wanna Fight!
2. iHatch Chicks!

iCarly Novel series:

Book	Summary	Episode(s)
1. iHave a Web Show!	Carly becomes an Internet star when footage of her hosting a school talent show is posted to the Web, resulting in a weekly variety-show Webcast made by her and her friends; plans to attract more viewers go wrong when Sam and Carly pit their ideas against those of Spencer and Freddie.	1x01 iPilot 1x02 iWant More Viewers
2. iWanna Stay!	The focus of Carly's next webcast is what mean teachers do outside of the classroom. So Carly and Freddie trail the grumpy Miss Briggs, but end up stuck inside her home; Carly's grandfather makes a surprise visit and is none too thrilled by Spencer's unusual behavior, so he questions his ability to be in charge. Carly must convince him that her brother is up to the task of being her guardian.	1x08 iSpy a Mean Teacher 1x05 iWanna Stay with Spencer
3. iWant a World Record!	Carly tries to break the record for the longest webcast and must keep the show going for more than 24 hours. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a giant sculpture downstairs; The show's 50th airing is in jeopardy when Sam gets detention, so Carly and Freddie try to get in trouble as well to shoot "from the inside" with Sam. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a giant cup of coffee, but drops his phone into it.	10. iWant a World Record 19. iGot Detention
4. iAm Famous!	Carly is excited to get a show sponsor and readily endorses a new type of shoe. When the product turns out to be a dud and fans complain, the gang tries to find a way out of the contract. Elsewhere, Spencer falls asleep on the bus and ends up in Canada; A producer wants to bring Carly's show to television, but not without a major overhaul first.	1x18 iPromote Tech-Foots 1x23 iCarly Saves TV
5. iAm Your Biggest Fan!	Carly invites her biggest fan to watch the show live, but it turns out the girl is a bit too obsessed and now the kids can't get rid of her. Meanwhile, Spencer finds out his band tolerates him only so they can practice in the apartment; Carly is invited to attend an elite private school, but Freddie and Sam don't want her to leave and plot to make sure she doesn't. Meanwhile, Spencer's mini-golf course is a hit.	1x13 iAm Your Biggest Fan 1x06 iNevel
6. iGo to Japan!	Carly and her pals head to Japan to compete for a Web award for which her show has been nominated, and the trip there proves to be quite an adventure. Once they arrive at their destination, they must deal with teen rivals who try to sabotage them.	2x05 iGo to Japan

References

1. ^ Blinkx.com
2. ^ Blogspot.com
3. ^ Blogspot.com
4. ^ ^{a b c d} Lambert, David (January 13, 2010). "iCarly - Nickelodeon/Paramount Announces the 'iFight Shelby Marx' DVD". TVShowsOnDVD.com. http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/iCarly-iFight-Shelby-Marx/13205. Retrieved January 13, 2010.  
5. ^ BarnesAndNoble.com
6. ^ TVshowsonDVD.com

External links

• Official website
• Nickelodeon page
• YTV (Canada)
• iCarly at the Internet Movie Database

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Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 iPilot 1.2 iWant More Viewers 1.3 iDream of Dance 1.4 iLike Jake 1.5 iWanna Stay With Spencer 1.6 iScream on Halloween 1.7 iSpy a Mean Teacher 1.8 iWanna Date Freddie 1.9 iWant a World Record 1.10 iRue the Day 1.11 iPromise Not To Tell 1.12 iAm Your Biggest Fan 1.13 iHeart Art 1.14 iHate Sam's Boyfriend 1.15 iHatch Chicks 1.16 iDon't Want To Fight 1.17 iPromote Techfoots 1.18 iGot Detention 1.19 iStakeout 1.20 iMight Switch Schools 1.21 iFence 1.22 iCarly Saves TV 1.23 iWin a Date 1.24 iHave a Lovesick Teacher 2 Season 2 2.1 iSaw Him First 2.2 iStage an Intervention 2.3 iOwe You 2.4 iHurt Lewbert 2.5 iPie 2.6 iChristmas 2.7 iKiss 2.8 iGive Away a Car 2.9 iRocked the Vote 2.10 iMeet Fred 2.11 iLook Alike 2.12 iWant My Website Back 2.13 iMake Sam Girlier 2.14 iGo Nuclear 2.15 iReunite with Missy 2.16 iTake On Dingo 2.17 iMust Have Locker 239 2.18 iTwins 3 Season 3 3.1 iThink They Kissed 3.2 iCook 3.3 iSpeed Date 3.4 iCarly Awards 3.5 iHave My Principals 3.6 iFind Lewbert's Lost Love 3.7 iMove Out 4 iCarly Movies 4.1 iGo to Japan 4.2 iDate a Bad Boy 4.3 iFight Shelby Marx 4.4 iQuit iCarly 5 References

Season 1

iPilot

Carly: [angrily] Hi!

.Sam: Did you get in trouble?^ Sam : Did you get in trouble?

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^ Sam : Carly, when Mrs. Briggs said that you couldn't pick people for the talent show did you give up?

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^ Did you know that the superadorable Jennette McCurdy , who plays Sam, Carly's BFF, on iCarly, is a singer too?

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Carly: 'Of course I got in trouble! .Teachers tend to get upset when you put their heads on the bodies of big fat animals!^ "People tend to be upset when you stick their faces on the bodies of big fat animals!"

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^ "He goes farther and farther in every episode, but as you start to understand it's just a big fat comedy, your tolerance goes up for the not-so-sappy endings.

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.Carly: You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.^ "You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head."

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^ Carly You know Nevel?

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^ Carly : How'd you know?

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.Sam: Which is why you are my best friend!^ Sam : Which is why you are my best friend!

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^ I really like you to be my friend……….

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^ Carly "Which is why you are my best friend ."

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.Carly: Good to know.^ Carly : Good to know.

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.Now, why are you mine?^ Now, why are you mine?

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^ Sam "Good to know, and why are you mine?

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.Sam: Because I'm a lovable person!^ Sam : Because I'm a lovable person!

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^ Carly "Because I'm a lovable person."

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[pushes kid into his locker]

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.Freddie: Oh, sure!^ Freddie : Oh, sure!

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.Everyone jokes about the white balance 'til the skin tones go magenta!^ Everyone jokes about the white balance 'til the skin tones go magenta!

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Freddie: I am over it! .I'm in love with you and you just wanna be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.^ I'm in love with you and you just wanna be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.

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^ Keep up the good work in school Just wanted to say hi and tell you I love you!!!

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^ To celebrate Nickelodeon's hit show iCarly on Vision Kids, we're giving you the chance to win some cool goodies that have just hit the stores!

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iWant More Viewers

.Freddie: I think Carly's spaghetti is great.^ Freddie : I think Carly's spaghetti is great.

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^ MIRANDA COSGROVE SHE IS REALLY COOL…AND I LOVE THIS SONG I HAVE IT ON MY MP3 player i think carly and freddy should date on icarly they would be a great couple well thats what i say well bye peoples!!!!!

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^ Sam wants Freddie, Freddie wants Carly, Carly thinks of Freddie as just a friend.

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.Sam: Then why don't you put some down your pants?^ Sam : Why don't you ask your new helping bra?

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^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

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^ Sam : Then why don't you put some down your pants?

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.Freddie: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.^ ICarly is the best web show and I really think that Carly should love Freddy.

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^ I think on iCarly you should go out with Freddy on the iCarly.

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^ Some episodes reveal that Carly, Freddie, and Sam think Spencer is really funny.

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.Sam: Hasn't life already penalized you enough?^ You Should Know This Already : Sam and Freddie kissed .

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[Carly sprays Sam with water bottle]

.Carly: That's for being mean.^ [Carly sprays Sam with water bottle] Carly : That's for being mean.

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Sam: It was worth it.

iDream of Dance

Ms. Briggs: Today, we have a special treat.

Gibby: [raising his hand] Spelling Bee?

Ms. Briggs: Quiet, Gibby! .Today, we are going to watch some truly enriching entertainment.^ Today, we are going to watch some truly enriching entertainment.

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^ Nickelodeon has brought forth some fun and entertaining tween series the past couple of years and as a parent, I feel reassured that what my children are watching is not corrupting their minds or teaching them to go out and blow something up.

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^ But if one truly knows about the sport that’s on display, learning about it is certainly a better – and healthier – option for today’s youth than watching TV. .

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Gibby: [raising his hand] Ryan Seacrest?

Ms. Briggs: Gibby!

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.Carly/Spencer: [of the multiple boys in the apartment Carly/Spencer will end up dancing with in a dream] I don't know what's going on here...but I think I like it.^ Carly/Spencer : [of the multiple boys in the apartment Carly/Spencer will end up dancing with in a dream] I don't know what's going on here...but I think I like it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't think they know what kids "really" like.

• Icarly is a menace. - The Petition Site 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.thepetitionsite.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : I think it knows it's a lamp.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iLike Jake

.Jake: So, your older brother is actually shaped like that?^ Jake : So, your older brother is actually shaped like that?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ PM EDT my sister loves your show i'm her brother my name is ethan and i'm 9 and i like your show too .

• Nickelodeon’s ‘iCarly’ Special Delivers Strong Ratings - 2008-06-17 14:48:00 | Multichannel News 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.multichannel.com [Source type: General]

^ Freddie : Your butt's shaped like a ham.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: No, no, he has a head.^ Carly : No, no, he has a head.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: When it comes to the part when Jake was supposed to sing, we'll just improvise and talk about something funny.^ Sometimes when you really want something ,the opportunitie comes, and when it comes, you start having doubts about your dreams it totally sucks.

• iCarly - Meez Forums 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC forums.meez.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carlys dad is on a submarine and never comes back home, so its just the two of them in a loft living a pretty decent life.

• iCarly @ Girl-Doll Fashion Gossip 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.thedollpalace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Mimo777.com , on July 14th, 2009 at 7:32 am Said: HI Lux its me Mimo777 and i wanted to know i need to talk about somethings you know in private.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Like Freddie's haircut.^ Sam : Like Freddie's haircut.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I like the show, only I want Freddy to be in shorts while Carly an Sam are in long pants.

• Icarly Comments 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.starpulse.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Says: July 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm hey sam carly and freddie i love you and sam i am just like you so greddy and pretty.

• iCarly, Watch iCarly Full Episodes Online | Free TV Online Click for Nick 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.clickfornick.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: [singsong voice] I heard that!^ Freddie : [singsong voice] I heard that!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: [singsong voice] You were supposed to!^ Sam : [singsong voice] You were supposed to!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: But oh my god, he's so hot I wanna bake cookies on him!^ Carly : But oh my god, he's so hot I wanna bake cookies on him!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Oh my God, what did you download?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Oh my god.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I'd eat those cookies.^ Sam : I'd eat those cookies.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Freddie: Just keep kissing those frogs, Carly.^ Freddie : Just keep kissing those frogs, Carly.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jonah ( Freddie's friend from French class), whom she broke up with because she found out Jonah tried to kiss Carly after hearing Carly and Freddie talking.

• Sam Puckett - iCarly Wiki 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC icarly.wikia.com [Source type: General]
• Sam Puckett - iCarly Wiki 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC icarly.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Says: July 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm hey sam carly and freddie i love you and sam i am just like you so greddy and pretty.

• iCarly, Watch iCarly Full Episodes Online | Free TV Online Click for Nick 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.clickfornick.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

This prince can wait.

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.Sam: Tell me everything!^ Sam : Tell me everything!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ After cAlvin leaves, Sam's belly eel tells her to believe everything cAlvin said about Carly, Spencer, and Oz.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ On the planet, Sam and Carly re-appear, and tell Mark everything about Caprica.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: He said we should hang out sometime!^ Carly : He said we should hang out sometime!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You should ask him to hang out!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Shane asked Carly out she should ask Sam if its okay with her and if she says yes that it want hurt her feelings then she should go out with him.

• iCarly premieres tonight! - Twist Magazine 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.twistmagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Girlish screams; teacher walks by]

.Carly: [fake tone] Actually, I feel that teachers should give us more homework.^ I think they should give Sam more leadership in the show because she's waaay funnier than Carly.

• ZOOM . reviews . iCarly | PBS Kids 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC pbskids.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In order to help Sam out in attracting the boy's attention, Carly gives her lessons on how to act more feminine (that should be good).

• iCarly Episodes Second Season 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.icarly-show.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I admit that I've seen way too much of this show because I have an 8 year old and it actually entertains me way more than it probably should.

• Maybe I Should Start Watching iCarly | Dlisted 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.dlisted.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Yes. .More homework and more discipline.^ More homework and more discipline.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Yes discipline is a priority in...^ Carly : Yes discipline is a priority in...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Carly and Sam watch teacher leave; they scream loud, girlish screams again]

iWanna Stay With Spencer

.Sam: If it's Freddie's mom, don't answer it.^ Anonymous Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:00pm I don´t now what to think cuz I thought that Freddie liked Carly, but anyway, Sam and Freddie are a great couple.

• icarly kisses! 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC the184.onsugar.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The entire school ridicules Freddie after Sam reveals he hasn't yet had his First Kiss , and he ends up missing school and avoiding his mom as a result.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But the one sole thing that really really REALLY ticks me off about that show is Freddie's mom and there's one thing I don't get about her.

• iCarly on TV.com 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Hey, my mom happens to be...^ Freddie : I would've been here sooner, but, uh, I was helping my mom knit a sweater.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Hey, my mom happens to be...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Oh my-- Freddie's mom : [sternly] You better end that with gosh.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

yeah, don't.

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.Freddie: Sorry, lost my cool for a sec there...^ Freddie : Sorry, lost my cool for a sec there...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ PS:I love Spencers socks(There so cool) Tiggerrocks 3 November 2009 at 12:49 I love iCarly it is my favorite TV show!

• Nickelodeon - Teenick - Article - iCarly 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC microsites.nick.co.uk [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT LEWBERT COULD BECOME MY DADDY?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Can't lose what you never had.^ Sam : Can't lose what you never had.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You don't want me to win, you just want Carly to lose.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Sam: Anti-tick lotion?^ Sam : Anti-tick lotion?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Benson : I was in the middle of rubbing anti-tick lotion on Freddie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: It's precautionary!

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Carly: Doorbell.

.Sam: Smells like your granddad.^ Sam : Smells like your granddad.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam your like me some times.

• iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove to Release Music CD - Blogcritics Music 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC blogcritics.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love the way Sam acts and I will like to meet you some how some way!!And I love your show!!

• Media Planet: icarly.com web show Nickelodeon Website 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC media-planet.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[to Freddie] You smell like garbage.^ Freddie] You smell like garbage.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Says: July 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm hey sam carly and freddie i love you and sam i am just like you so greddy and pretty.

• iCarly, Watch iCarly Full Episodes Online | Free TV Online Click for Nick 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.clickfornick.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddy since you like iCarly ask her if you wanna go to the remantic store.

• Media Planet: icarly.com web show Nickelodeon Website 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC media-planet.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Your butt's shaped like a ham.^ Freddie : Your butt's shaped like a ham.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Pimples on your butt?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Laugh Track Large Ham : Drama Queen (noun): Carly Shay Freddie tends to be like this in the earlier episodes.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: I wanna stay here in Seattle with Spencer!^ Meanwhile, Spencer trains to be a famous Seattle Cobras football player, but he is able to trick out his traiors Carly and Gibby.

• Season 2 - iCarly Wiki 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC icarly.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Spencer, Carly, and Oz successfully fly to Egypt, while Chipbert stays behind in real Geneva to preach Newtism to halt the expansion of cAvlin's theocracy in the Alps.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Reunite With Missy When Carly's old friend Missy returns to Seattle, Sam believes that Missy is trying to replace her as Carly's best friend; Spencer gets trapped in the basement storage area.

• iCarly TV Show - Zap2it 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvlistings.zap2it.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Granddad: Spencer needs to learn how to take care of himself before he can take care of a child.^ Granddad : Spencer needs to learn how to take care of himself before he can take care of a child.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Episode 25 Originally aired:   May 10, 2008 Freddie finds himself in need of some guy time, so he goes fencing with Spencer.

• iCarly Television show - iCarly TV Show - Yahoo! TV 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: I'm not a child! .I'm just young and short.^ I'm just young and short.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Mrs. Benson: I was in the middle of rubbing anti-tick lotion on Freddie!

.Freddie: I don't have ticks!^ But the one sole thing that really really REALLY ticks me off about that show is Freddie's mom and there's one thing I don't get about her.

• iCarly on TV.com 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : But I don't have ticks!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I don't have ticks!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mrs. Benson: They hide in your leg hair.

.Freddie: I don't have leg hair!^ Freddie : I don't have leg hair!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't know when I grew leg hair!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mrs. Benson: Which worries me deeply!

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.Spencer: [answers phone] Hello?^ Spencer : [answers phone] Hello?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Love Makes You Crazy : Ms. Ackerman wants to know where Spencer is for every minute of every day, and actually keeps logs on when he doesn't answer his phone.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

No, Freddie's not here, Mrs. Benson. .I don't know when I grew leg hair!^ Freddie : I don't have leg hair!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't know when I grew leg hair!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I gotta go!

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Spencer: Here. [hands Granddad a piece of paper]

Granddad: What's this?

.Spencer: Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly.^ Carly haters, you need to know when to stop!

• Icarly is a menace. - The Petition Site 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.thepetitionsite.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How'd you know?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I've listed all her allergies, the number for poison control...^ I've listed all her allergies, the number for poison control...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Granddad: She has allergies?

Spencer: Yes. .These are Carly's favorite foods, drinks, soups and chowders...^ These are Carly's favorite foods, drinks, soups and chowders...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Granddad: Aren't soups and chowders the same thing?^ Granddad : Aren't soups and chowders the same thing?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: No, there's a distinction.^ Spencer : No, there's a distinction.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.This is her homework schedule and a number for a tutor because she's been having a little trouble with science.^ This is her homework schedule and a number for a tutor because she's been having a little trouble with science.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Why do you think that Britney turned into Britney – it was because of all the “be a good girl and don’t cause any trouble now little lady” crap.

• An Open Letter to iCarly 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC queenofspainblog.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.These are the vitamins that she needs to take every day. I only give her the ones shaped like dinosaurs.^ These are the vitamins that she needs to take every day.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I only give her the ones shaped like dinosaurs.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I would like to me you in person one of these days.

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Granddad: Why?

Spencer: Dinosaurs are cool. .Oh, and she's really into drinking coffee, [whispers] but I always give her decaf without telling her.^ Oh, and she's really into drinking coffee, [whispers] but I always give her decaf without telling her.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I really hope that that scene where he says that has more dialogue before that gives more meaning into why he says that.

• Icarly - forum communication | BoardReader 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC boardreader.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I really hope you E-mail me oh yeah tell sam I said what up and freedy too well thanks later .

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: What?

.Spencer: [in normal voice] Nothing.^ Spencer : [in normal voice] Nothing.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iScream on Halloween

.Freddie: [Sam enters the building listening to music] Aw, man, it's Sam!^ Freddie : [Sam enters the building listening to music] Aw, man, it's Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam if she ends up with feelings for Freddie, but Freddie keeps his crush or enters a relationship with Carly.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Main article: Freddie Benson Freddie Benson (played by Nathan Kress ) is Sam's and Carly other close friend, as well as Carly's neighbor in her apartment building.

• Icarly - Lucas Cruikshank Fans 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC lucascruikshankfans.wetpaint.com [Source type: General]

.She's gonna see my costume and insult me nineteen different ways!^ She's gonna see my costume and insult me nineteen different ways!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Sam walks up and sees .Freddie in his witch costume.^ [Sam walks up and sees Freddie in his witch costume.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.She takes the earphones out of her ears and looks up and down at Freddie's costume.^ She takes the earphones out of her ears and looks up and down at Freddie's costume.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Then take off your shirt and jump up and down.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This brings down a lot of heat on Freddie and the girls as Fred's fans lash out at them.

• iCarly Episodes Second Season 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.icarly-show.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam shakes her head]

.Sam: Tooooo easy.^ Sam shakes her head] Sam : Tooooo easy.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Freddie: Something still doesn't make sense.^ Freddie : Something still doesn't make sense.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie cannot make his 6 month old cousin Stephanie laugh, but doesn’t give up.

• iCarly Episodes Second Season 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.icarly-show.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, Spencer doesn't build a sculpture because he's still dead and Oscar Wilde says something witty.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Why did Lewbert say that no one lived here?^ Why did Lewbert say that no one lived here?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I asked him why he liked her and he repeated an answer verbatim, one his father no doubt taught him, “Cuz she’s cute, and she’s blonde.” .

• An Open Letter to iCarly 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC queenofspainblog.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Let me just start of my saying that iCarly was one of the best live action shows in Nickelodeon history.

• iCarly on TV.com 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Lewbert: Cause I'm a jerk! .Hahaha, I got you kids good!^ Hahaha, I got you kids good!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It is good to watch the shows with your kids so you can talk about it together if anything comes up you think needs addressing.

• iCarly: Season 1, Vol. 1 | LOGOOnline Shop 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC shop.logoonline.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Score one for Lewbert!^ Score one for Lewbert!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Happy Hannukah!

Carly: Halloween.

Lewbert: [splutters incoherently]

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.Freddie: Alright, let me establish a crostic-plex transmission between my laptop, and my camcorder.^ Freddie : Alright, let me establish a crostic-plex transmission between my laptop, and my camcorder.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Well, I didn't know when it was my pink shorts and my laptop, but I saw her loosening the bolts on my bike.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Wow, a tech-talkin' witchboy, look out ladies.^ Sam : Wow, a tech-talkin' witchboy, look out ladies.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iSpy a Mean Teacher

.Freddie: Now, I'm going to show you the latest piece of equipment that's going to blow you guys away.^ Freddie : Now, I'm going to show you the latest piece of equipment that's going to blow you guys away.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Their latest web show has been deleted at the last minute and you need to help them go Live by creating the new show from scratch!

• http://www.play.com/Games/DS/4-/9925551/iCarly/Product.html 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.play.com [Source type: General]

^ Carly, Sam, and Freddie looking at him] But, this is all I can give you right now.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: What is it?

.Sam: You buy yourself a robot girlfriend?^ Sam : You buy yourself a robot girlfriend?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking] T-Bo : You wanna buy a doughnut?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I'VE GOT A DATE WITH SAM! T-Bo : You wanna buy a pickle?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: I don't need a robot girlfriend.^ Freddie : I don't need a robot girlfriend.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Because in 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Carly's second husband.^ Because in 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Carly's second husband.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Just say NO! In iSpy a Mean Teacher : Freddie : I assure you, twenty years from now, I'll be Carly's second husband.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : But haven't you ever heard of the five second rule?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: What happened to my first husband?^ Carly : What happened to my first husband?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly and her friends don't think much of it first, until the class bully tells them horror stories about what will happen to Benson.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly breaks down into tears during the filming and truly mourns what happened for the first time.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Nothing you can prove.^ Freddie : Nothing you can prove.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: What did you get?^ Carly : Woah, when did you get so strong?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : What did you get?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Carly, when Mrs. Briggs said that you couldn't pick people for the talent show did you give up?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: It's a teeny video camera disguised as a piece of pie!^ Freddie : It's a teeny video camera disguised as a piece of pie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Like a real piece of plastic pie with a camera lens on the side!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Hey, is that one of those pie-spy video cameras?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[takes out a giant plastic piece of pie with a very conspicuous camera lens on it.^ Like a real piece of plastic pie with a camera lens on the side!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This "very special" episode was aired the same day as the newt in Miranda Cosgrove 's belly moved out to seek its fortune as a giant monster somewhere in Asia .

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : It's a teeny video camera disguised as a piece of pie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly and Sam laugh]

.Sam: Yeah, who couldn't that fool?^ Carly and Sam laugh] Sam : Yeah, who couldn't that fool?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: It looks real.

Carly: Yeah. .Like a real piece of plastic pie with a camera lens on the side!^ Like a real piece of plastic pie with a camera lens on the side!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : It's a teeny video camera disguised as a piece of pie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Look, it comes with a giant fork! [holds up the fork]

Freddie: Give me that! .[snatches fork back] This a quality piece of spy equipment!^ This a quality piece of spy equipment!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that.^ Sam : My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think they should give Sam more leadership in the show because she's waaay funnier than Carly.

• ZOOM . reviews . iCarly | PBS Kids 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC pbskids.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer suggests that Carly, Sam, and Freddie help him until he's back on his feet, but it is more easily said than done.

• Season 2 - iCarly Wiki 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC icarly.wikia.com [Source type: General]

And they're ridiculous.

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[Spencer persuades his date Connie to juggle, who starts to do so just as Freddie catches his attention with the fake pie]

.Freddie: Don't mind me, I'm just a guy having some pie!^ Episode 25 Originally aired:   May 10, 2008 Freddie finds himself in need of some guy time, so he goes fencing with Spencer.

• iCarly Television show - iCarly TV Show - Yahoo! TV 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Are you having some kind of lip seizure?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I don't know what you guys are talking about!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: Hey, is that one of those pie-spy video cameras?^ Well i know in this one Baby Spencer video they did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cQRqIUOm8 THEY TORE DOWN THE WALL IN THAT VIDEO!!!

• Icarly - forum communication | BoardReader 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC boardreader.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, Carly tries to tutor Chuck in math, and Spencer shows Carly how evil Chuck really is (with the help of a hidden video camera that Socko set up).

• Season 2 - iCarly Wiki 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC icarly.wikia.com [Source type: General]

Freddie: No it is not.

Connie: Oh yeah, they were talking about those on the Food Channel... Or was it the Spy Channel?

.Spencer: You know, I think it was the Spy Channel.^ Love Makes You Crazy : Ms. Ackerman wants to know where Spencer is for every minute of every day, and actually keeps logs on when he doesn't answer his phone.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: I don't know what you guys are talking about!^ In case you don’t know what the show is...

• iCarly - Boxxet 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : What are you talking about?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I don't know what you guys are talking about!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.This is just a normal piece of pie that doesn't record anything.^ This is just a normal piece of pie that doesn't record anything .

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: But there's a big lens on the side.^ Can't you see the big lens on the side?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : But there's a big lens on the side.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: [frustrated] Oh, just forget it!^ Freddie : [frustrated] Oh, just forget it!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[goes back upstairs]

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[Carly and Freddie are spying on Ms. Briggs with the fake pie in tow at her house and decide that she is boring, so they decide to leave, but just as they turn to walk away, a bee flies around them]

.Freddie: [waving his arms to shoo the bee away] Hey, go away!^ Missy confesses to Sam, but since no one will believe her, she is forced to ask Freddie for help, so when Freddie wins a six month cruise, he gives it to Missy so she will go away.

• Season 2 - iCarly Wiki 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC icarly.wikia.com [Source type: General]

Get out of here!

.Carly: It's just a bee.^ Carly : It's just a bee.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: You don't understand; I am extremely allergic to bees!^ By rss@youtube.com (calicreations) A fanvideo of Sam and Freddie of iCarly set to the song, (Don't You) Forget About Me by Hawk Nelson.

• iCarly Videos - Boxxet 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
• iCarly Videos - Boxxet 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Get out of here, you stupid bee!^ Get out of here, you stupid bee!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I think he wants my pie!^ January 29th, 2009 at 10:29 pm Said: i wont want a code for my b-day if your thinking that its way to long lexisralkey .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: That is a stupid bee.

[Freddie hands Carly the fake pie, runs, falls over, gets up and runs for the entrance to Ms. Briggs' house to flee from the bee]

.Carly: Where are you going?^ MIRANDA COSGROVE (Actor): (as Carly) Okay, next on iCarly, Sam and I were going to show you some stuffed animals.

• iCarly - Boxxet 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You don't want to go home?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : [to Griffin] Why don't you steal something and go "Duhh I stole something"?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: I can't get stung! [he goes inside]

Carly: Are you insane?! Get out of Ms. Briggs' apartment! You can't just... .[the bee continues to fly all around her as she waves her arms to get the bee to fly away] Get away!^ [Carly and Freddie are spying on Ms. Briggs with the fake pie in tow at her house and decide that she is boring, so they decide to leave, but just as they turn to walk away, a bee flies around them] Freddie : [waving his arms to shoo the bee away] Hey, go away!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It's a fake pie! .Can't you see the big lens on the side?!^ Can't you see the big lens on the side?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : But there's a big lens on the side.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[she drops the pie and runs inside] IT'S A FAKE PIE!

iWanna Date Freddie

Freddie: It's Valerie!

.Carly: Sam, stall her!^ Carly : Sam, stall her!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Is Freddie there because I- [Sam slams door shut] Carly : I said to stall her!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie, take off the stupid clothes.^ Freddie, take off the stupid clothes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Mark is shoved out of the room, as Carly takes off her clothes.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Wade takes the blowdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off] Scene 5 Wade Collins : [screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddy.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: [opens door] Hey, Valerie, how goes it?^ Sam : [opens door] Hey, Valerie, how goes it?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ December 28th, 2007 12:09 pm hey carley i love your show sam i like how you to make freddy so mad.

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Valerie: I'm great! Is Freddie there because I-

[Sam slams door shut]

.Carly: I said to stall her!^ Is Freddie there because I- [Sam slams door shut] Carly : I said to stall her!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: She is stalled. .I slammed the door right in her face!^ I slammed the door right in her face!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Mrs. Benson: Freddie, tell her the rule about standing up straight.

.Freddie: ...You won't get respect if your back's not erect.^ Ashlie on April 13th, 2008 3:13 pm Your show is the best!!!!Sam,Carly,and Freddie you guys rock .

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ AMY on January 21st, 2008 6:17 pm hi carly,i love your show.mandy was so freaky.hi freddy you are so cute.

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lux1200~: You can start your website with a free template from http://www.wordpress.com…Good Luck and comment back when you get your site up and running!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Sam spits out a mouthful of watermelon]

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.Freddie: Yup, we've gone out every night this week.^ Freddie : Yup, we've gone out every night this week.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Sam would rather chew broken glass then go out on a date with me for a whole Saturday night, no way she's going through with this!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I'd say we're almost officially boyfriend and girlfriend.^ I'd say we're almost officially boyfriend and girlfriend.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: So, which one are you?^ Sam : So, which one are you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : YOU'RE the one who called the cops?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As Sam says, her Uncle Carmine is the one to approach if you want someone "to disappear".

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Have you kissed her yet?^ Carly : Have you kissed her yet?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Maybe. A little.

Sam: No way! Did she puke?

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.Carly: Freddie quit!^ Carly : Freddie quit!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Quit what? Sucking his thumb?

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Carly: That little-

Sam: Say it!

.Carly: I don't like to say it.^ Carly : I don't like to say it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You don't like him, do you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Skeenage says – reply to this 69 she's kool but the show is drainage i don't like it but the little sis is addicted well anything to stop her watching hannah craptana.

• Perez Hilton: iCarly's Coming for Slutty Cyrus' Teeny Bopper Crown 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer says it's not lady-like.

Sam: Say it!

Carly: That skunkbag!

.Sam: Feels good, doesn't it?!^ Sam : Feels good, doesn't it?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam and Spencer begin to worry that Carly is letting personal feelings get in the way of the greater good so they conspire to commit a mutiny.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Yeah, it does!

.Sam: We're gonna go tell Freddie?!^ Carly makes the mistake of telling Sam where she is going, who passes it along to cAlvin.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Alvin then strikes up a conversation with Fayro, telling him of the evils of Oz's teaching, and reveals that it was Sam who informed him where Oz was going.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ May 12th, 2008 6:21 pm hi carly,sam im not saying hi to freddy, but in the end i think freedy and sam are going to kiss .

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Yeah, we are!

.Sam: Can we get a smoothie first?!^ Sam : Can we get a smoothie first?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: No, we cannot!^ Carly : No, we cannot!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Tell Freddie he's just as important to the show as we are.^ Sam : Freddie, you're just as important to the show as we are.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Tell Freddie he's just as important to the show as we are.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It focuses on a girl named Carly who creates her own web show called iCarly with her best friends Sam and Freddie.

• iCarly - tvcountdown.com 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.tvcountdown.com [Source type: General]

.Sam: Aw, why don't you just make me drink out of a toliet?^ Carly : Why don't you just start riding the bus again?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Why make 150K when you can...

• Student Doctor Network Forums | An educational community for students and doctors spanning all the health professions. 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC forums.studentdoctor.net [Source type: General]

^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Tell him.^ Carly : Tell him.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly tells him to stay out of it, and Mark responds by punching her to the ground and burning her face in a vat of hot oil.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Just as Uber-Mark III looks like he is about to win, Oz tells him about his kiss with Carly.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Freddie, you're just as important to the show as we are.^ Sam : You're just lucky I'm broke.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You just ruined Freddie's life!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Tell Freddie he's just as important to the show as we are.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[hugs Freddie and gives him a wedgie]

Freddie: She gave me a wedgie!

.Sam: No charge!^ Sam : No charge!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Now c'mon, let's do the show.^ Now c'mon, let's do the show.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Sam: Come here, Freddie!^ Sam : Come here, Freddie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Later in the episode Sam claims her identical twin sister Melanie is coming to stay for a while, and Freddie naturally assumes that she's lying .

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It’s Carly, Sam, and Freddie coming to you with some of the best episodes from Season 1 of iCarly!

• iCarly - Boxxet 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Leave me alone, Sam!^ Freddie : Leave me alone, Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam stumbles back to the Groovy Smoothie, only to find Carly and Freddie slow dancing together, leaving Sam completely and utterly alone.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Carly, Sam, and Freddie leave while Nevel's Grandma continues to squat thrust while "counting"] Nevel's Grandma : Three!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam, what are you gonna-

[Sam pushes .Freddie out the room.^ Sam, what are you gonna- [Sam pushes Freddie out the room.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.He crawls to the other room, while Carly and Sam follow him.^ Even when Carly and Sam "broke up, Sam (in her own words) still told Freddy she was cool with him and that their relationship hadn't changed.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The show can also be interpreted as, or has shown the following other triangle relationships on the show so far: Type 1, Freddie needing to choose between Carly and Sam.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly and Sam's limp bodies are then swarmed by newts, who crawl into them, make it their home, and causes their bellies to become huge.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

He gets up]

Freddie: That was assault!

.Carly: Why are you quitting iCarly?^ MIRANDA COSGROVE (Actor): (as Carly) Okay, next on iCarly, Sam and I were going to show you some stuffed animals.

• iCarly - Boxxet 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It’s Carly, Sam, and Freddie coming to you with some of the best episodes from Season 1 of iCarly!

• iCarly - Boxxet 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ March 11th, 2008 at 9:24 pm Said: thats quite like funny but why did you get banned forever?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Yeah, why?

.Freddie: Well, 'cause maybe I don't like the way Sam treats me!^ Sam : Like Freddie's haircut.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Well, 'cause maybe I don't like the way Sam treats me!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Sam would rather chew broken glass then go out on a date with me for a whole Saturday night, no way she's going through with this!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Oh, come on!^ Carly : Oh, come on!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Real Carly : Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Yeah, she's always putting me down, and calling me mean names, and everytime I get an ice cream cone, she takes it and she licks it.^ Freddie : Yeah, she's always putting me down, and calling me mean names, and everytime I get an ice cream cone, she takes it and she licks it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It focuses on a girl named Carly who creates her own web show called iCarly with her best friends Sam and Freddie.

• iCarly - tvcountdown.com 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.tvcountdown.com [Source type: General]

^ Freddie : Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert, I can pretty much do whatever I want.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.She just licks it all over the place, just to bug me!^ She just licks it all over the place, just to bug me!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iWant a World Record

.Sam: [about the Book of World Records]This thing is full of top-notch freaks, mutants and psychos!^ Sam : [about the Book of World Records] This thing is full of top-notch freaks, mutants and psychos!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddy and sam were setting a world record.

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Squidoo is the world's most popular site for creating single pages on your interests, hobbies, job, favorite books, and any of a billion other things.

• iCarly 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: All your favourite things!^ June 21st, 2009 11:20 am i am so inlove with carly i wach your show and webshow all the time you are carly very hot by brandon .

• i carly at icarly.com | TheNewsLeak 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC thenewsleak.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: I know!!!

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.Freddie: We were down for about four seconds.^ Freddie : We were down for about four seconds.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Well... that's not a problem, right?

.Marilyn: I'm sorry, but to break the world record, your webshow had to be continuous.^ Marilyn : I'm sorry, but to break the world record, your webshow had to be continuous.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Want a World Record Carly tries to break the record for the longest Webcast and must keep the show going for more than...

• iCarly TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The quartet try to break the record for "most annoying webshow."

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: But haven't you ever heard of the five second rule?^ Carly : But haven't you ever heard of the five second rule?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Just say NO! In iSpy a Mean Teacher : Freddie : I assure you, twenty years from now, I'll be Carly's second husband.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because in 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Carly's second husband.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Marilyn: That's for eating food off the floor.

Carly: Well, I feel that that rule could apply here nicely!

iRue the Day

.Freddie: I'd bet my whole month's allowance that all of my equipment was working perfectly!^ Freddie : I'd bet my whole month's allowance that all of my equipment was working perfectly!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Ooh, you'd bet a whole eight bucks?^ Carly : Ooh, you'd bet a whole eight bucks?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because I bet a whole lot of you haven't kissed anyone either...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?^ This is what your mom gave you for lunch?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : I thought you hated your wife.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: She's afraid that if she gives me more, I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her.^ Freddie : She's afraid that if she gives me more, I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: That's so dumb!

.Freddie: Yeah, not really.^ Freddie : Yeah, not really.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Will you ask the Plain White T's to perform on iCarly?^ Carly : Will you ask the Plain White T's to perform on iCarly?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You asked Melanie.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Why are you quitting iCarly?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: Will you take a digital picture of my back?^ Spencer : Will you take a digital picture of my back?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : [looking at his ribs in the form of a necklace] You ate my ribs?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Yes!

Spencer: Then yes!

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.Sam: Wow Freddie, I like seeing you all fiesty.^ Sam : Like Freddie's haircut.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : And wait til you see this...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie] You smell like garbage.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: That's the Freddie Way.

.Carly: I thought the Freddie Way was a toasted bagel with grape jelly.^ Carly : I thought the Freddie Way was a toasted bagel with grape jelly.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Way to poke his chest, Freddie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Master Of The Mixed Message : Carly does this to Freddie, despite her "We are just friends" lines, she will often act in ways that lead him on.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: That's the Freddie-Breakfast Way.^ Freddie : That's the Freddie-Breakfast Way.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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[Nevel's grandma walks in and sees Freddie dangling from the ceiling]

.Nevel's Grandma: Ooh, spider!^ Nevel's Grandma : Spider!!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Nevel's grandma walks in and sees Freddie dangling from the ceiling] Nevel's Grandma : Ooh, spider!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[She leaves and gets an umbrella]

.Freddie: Hey there.^ [She leaves and gets an umbrella] Freddie : Hey there.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Nevel's Grandma: Spider!!^ Nevel's Grandma : Spider!!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Nevel's grandma walks in and sees Freddie dangling from the ceiling] Nevel's Grandma : Ooh, spider!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Nevel's Grandma: Who are you?

.Carly: We're your...personal trainers!^ Carly : We're your...personal trainers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Come on! .Let's do some squat thrusts!^ Let's do some squat thrusts!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Squat and thrust!^ Carly : Squat and thrust!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Carly, Sam, and Freddie leave while Nevel's Grandma continues to squat thrust while "counting"] Nevel's Grandma : Three!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly and Sam: Ready?^ Carly and Sam : Ready?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Just squat and thrust!^ Just squat and thrust!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

..One...Two...Three..

[Sam continues to instruct Nevel's Grandma while Carly helps Freddie down]

.Carly: Sam, let's go!^ Carly makes the mistake of telling Sam where she is going, who passes it along to cAlvin.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Go to Japan Carly, Sam and Freddie travel to Japan after the show is nominated for a prestigious iWeb award.

• iCarly TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Look Alike Carly, Sam and Freddie sneak out to go to a mixed martial arts fight; Spencer builds a gigantic...

• iCarly TV Show Seasons and Episode Guide | Fancast 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Carly, Sam, and Freddie leave while Nevel's Grandma continues to squat thrust while "counting"]

.Nevel's Grandma: Three!^ [Carly, Sam, and Freddie leave while Nevel's Grandma continues to squat thrust while "counting"] Nevel's Grandma : Three!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

W! Mustard!

iPromise Not To Tell

Spencer: Lamp. Lamp. Lamp!

.Carly: I think it knows it's a lamp.^ Carly : I think it knows it's a lamp.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly/Spencer : [of the multiple boys in the apartment Carly/Spencer will end up dancing with in a dream] I don't know what's going on here...but I think I like it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Spencer: Why won't this lamp turn on?

Carly: Let me see the instructions.

.Spencer: Good luck, they're in Japanese!^ Spencer : Good luck, they're in Japanese!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And they use Good Charlotte at the end instead of a Japanese band.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer, Mark, Caprica, Sam and Frannie all re-appear and they help Carly activate the nuclear bomb.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Well, did you try saying lamp in Japanese?^ Carly : Well, did you try saying lamp in Japanese?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Woah, when did you get so strong?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : What did you get?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: I did not! .How do you say it?^ How do you say it?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ WILDWIND3 , on April 13th, 2009 at 4:02 pm Said: do you know how good that felt to say that i am mad .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: It looks like...rampuu.^ Carly : Yeah, you know, he looks like a man, with a face and hair...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Robot Carly gets yellow fever Carly's conciousness is placed in a Six-like robot designed to look like Carly with Yellow Fever.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Just as Uber-Mark III looks like he is about to win, Oz tells him about his kiss with Carly.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: Rampuu. Rampuu. RAMPUU!

[Lamp turns on]

Spencer: It worked!

.Carly: Yeah, you just have to say it like a really angry Japanese man!^ Carly : Well, did you try saying lamp in Japanese?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Yeah, you just have to say it like a really angry Japanese man!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : I don't like to say it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Carly sits down next to Spencer and they take turns screaming at the lamp]

Carly & Spencer: RAMPUU! RAMPUU! [and so on]

[Freddie walks in and stares at them for a moment, then walks back out slowly]

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Freddie: Mr. Devlin is like the strictest teacher ever.

Spencer: I know...he used to be the lunch monitor. He gave me detention.

Freddie: What for?

.Spencer: Playing with my fruit.^ Spencer : Playing with my fruit.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Principal Franklin: Sam, just sit and try not to break anything.^ Principal Franklin : Sam, just sit and try not to break anything.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Briggs whispers to Sam that if she ever tries anything like this again, she will kill her.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking] T-Bo : You wanna buy a doughnut?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: No promises.^ Sam : No promises.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Math Teacher: Please complete exercises 7 and 9.

Carly: What about number 8?

.Math Teacher: [whining] I'm in charge!^ Math Teacher : [whining] I'm in charge!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Then let me reprint it on paper that is completely hole-free!^ Carly : Then let me reprint it on paper that is completely hole-free!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mr. Devlin: Reports can only be turned in once. .Silly little truffle.^ Silly little truffle.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Principle Franklin: Hello, Sam.^ Sam : [falsely cheerful] Good morning Principle Franklin!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Principle Franklin : Sam...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Principle Franklin : Hello, Sam.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Mornin', Ted.^ Sam : Mornin', Ted.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Principle Franklin: Sam...

.Sam: [falsely cheerful] Good morning Principle Franklin!^ Sam : [falsely cheerful] Good morning Principle Franklin!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Principle Franklin : Sam...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Principle Franklin : Hello, Sam.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Principal Franklin: So, Sam.^ Sam : [reading the words on the window] "Freddie says: Principal Franklin-" Sam and Freddie : "-sucks eggs!"

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Diosyncratic Episode Naming Idiosyncratic Ship Naming : Fatcakes YEAH! (Principal Franklin/Sam).

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Principal Franklin : So, Sam.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Tell me, what has gotten you into trouble this week?^ Tell me, what has gotten you into trouble this week?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I can really tell you put alot of work into this website!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Uhh, I got yelled at by Ms. Briggs for failing a quiz.

.Principal Franklin: Why did you fail the quiz?^ February 16th, 2009 at 8:38 pm Said: How and why did you hack Rockhopper?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jaxdaxter , on January 17th, 2009 at 12:00 am Said: How did you hack Rockhopper and why did you do it?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ March 11th, 2008 at 9:24 pm Said: thats quite like funny but why did you get banned forever?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I didn't know the answers.^ Sam : I didn't know the answers.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Principal Franklin: Right.^ Howard has a rant against Principal Franklin, you expect the Right Behind Me to come, when it's actually being broadcast on their webshow.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Anything else?

.Sam: Uhh, I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.^ Sam : Uhh, I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Principle Franklin : Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Unfortunately, Pete saw how Sam wrestled with the bully, but it turns out he likes girls "who kisses well and kicks butt as well".

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Principle Franklin: Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?^ Same episode, when Sam forcefully invites Gibby for the Bikini Dog Food Fight: Sam : Come on, why won't you wear a bikini?

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it.^ Sam : I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Security Officer: We need to speak to a legal parent or guardian.^ Security Officer : We need to speak to a legal parent or guardian.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Spencer!

Spencer: [from another room] I AM IN THE BATHTUB!

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.Carly: [to the security officers] Are you going to take us to juvie?^ Just as she is purchasing the necessary components, Carly is arrested by Oz's security, who take her to the Green House.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Take your beats with you wherever you go!

• iCarly Merchandise 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: I don't want to go to juvie!^ Since they are the ones left alone in the Groovy Smoothie, Freddie offers to Carly that they deserve a dance "with someone they don't want to kill".

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: They're gonna take us to juvie!^ Crawling out of Carly and Sam's nether regions, they mould together and take the form of a human.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ However, Carly and Sam manage to fix the engine by using the corpses of the lost newts, and they take off, leaving Mark stranded on the planet.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer, Mark, Caprica, Sam and Frannie all re-appear and they help Carly activate the nuclear bomb.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[they both start crying]

iAm Your Biggest Fan

.Carly: [picks up show idea card] "Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs and bake him at 350 degrees?^ With Carly/Freddie and Sam/Freddie, it's textbook shoulder to shoulder.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Type 2, Freddie wanting Carly, Carly wanting Sam , and Sam wanting Freddie.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : [picks up show idea card] "Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs and bake him at 350 degrees?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Freddie looks at Sam in shock]

Sam: Just until he's golden brown!

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[Spencer is finished setting up a drum set and begins drumming, which causes it to fall apart shortly afterwards]

Spencer: ...I rock too hard.

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.Spencer: Want to see me rock out?^ Spencer : Want to see me rock out?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Carly and Sam agree. Spencer starts playing the drums and one of the cymbals mysteriously bursts into flames]

.Spencer: How can that even happen?!^ Spencer starts playing the drums and one of the cymbals mysteriously bursts into flames] Spencer : How can that even happen?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Carly gets the fire extinguisher and extinguishes the cymbal]

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.Sam: Hey, can I sleep over tonight?^ Sam : Hey, can I sleep over tonight?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: You don't want to go home?^ Carly "reluctantly" agrees to go home.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Anyways, are you 14 now…cuz it was 2008 when you wrote it…I’m turning 12…so I’m little…I don’t really go on ice box…but I go on Mammoth all the time.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly is given a ride home from school by a man who wants to take pictures of her in her underwear .

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Nah... .When my mom buys a new bikini, she usually likes to wear it around the house for a few days to "break it in."^ When my mom buys a new bikini, she usually likes to wear it around the house for a few days to "break it in."

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It two brand new songs on it and two awesome remixes of "About You Now" and "Stay My Baby" I hope you like it!!!

• Miranda Cosgrove on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC www.myspace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My mom, she...she likes Lewbert.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.If you're my friend, you won't make me see that.^ If you're my friend, you won't make me see that.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ November 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pm Said: when do you go on cp and my cp name is machoman97 so see you around in mammoth .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Which is why you are my best friend!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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[after Spencer's new "invention" bursts into flames]

.Carly: Electrical wiring just isn't your thing.^ Carly : All your favourite things!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer's new "invention" bursts into flames] Carly : Electrical wiring just isn't your thing.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lux1200: Not sure, but to find out log in as him and for the pass just put some thing random and if he is online it will say incorrect pass and if not it will say your banned forever.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: No, it is not.

iHeart Art

.Freddie: Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like?^ Freddie : Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie] You smell like garbage.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : You mean, do something devious, like sending a fake text message that looked like it came from Gary Wolf, telling her to meet him at the Crown Ridge Mall?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Yeah, you know, he looks like a man, with a face and hair...^ Carly : Where'd you get a bag of dog hair?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Yeah, you just have to say it like a really angry Japanese man!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Yeah, you know, he looks like a man, with a face and hair...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Yeah, I have an uncle that looks a lot like that.^ Ambiguously Jewish : Sam has what looks like a Star of David decoration on her locker door, suggested Hanukkah when the "Happy Birthday!"

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Spencer, it's been four hours.^ Carly : Spencer, it's been four hours.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I think you need to get off the kitchen table?^ I think you need to get off the kitchen table?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So You Think You Can Goof Off?

• iCarly - TWoP Forums 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC forums.televisionwithoutpity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: Why? .Is Santa Claus here to tell my I'm ugly and have no friends?^ After discovering evidence that the whole "the government put the newt in my belly" thing was a lie, Carly pesters her friends into telling her how she got a newt in her belly.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Your friend, Drew1drew1 P.S.ARE U MY FRIEND TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME! .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Spencer, get up.^ Spencer : [on the couch, waking up after recovering from a brutal toss against a wall] Ugh...I mean it Carly!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Spencer, get up.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly/Spencer : [of the multiple boys in the apartment Carly/Spencer will end up dancing with in a dream] I don't know what's going on here...but I think I like it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[tries to move Spencer] Come on, get off the table.

Spencer: [at the same time] No... I'm comfy right... [screams and falls to the floor] Ow.

.Carly: You weren't supposed to fall on the floor.^ Carly : You weren't supposed to fall on the floor.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Freddie hands Carly the fake pie, runs, falls over, gets up and runs for the entrance to Ms. Briggs' house to flee from the bee] Carly : Where are you going?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : And Freddie, have you given up that someday Carly will fall in love with you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: Well, you know...^ Spencer : Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : You know, I think it was the Spy Channel.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Well, you know...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

gravity.

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Ms. Benson: Freddie, you didn't sign the shampoo agreement. .How do I know if you double pooed?^ Im trying to send you a pic of my penguin but i dont know how!!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ WILDWIND3 , on April 13th, 2009 at 4:02 pm Said: do you know how good that felt to say that i am mad .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You dont even know how excited I am to Maybe see the party that Luke is going to be throwing which has over100,000 hits.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: [looking at Sam] And you thought I was kidding.^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [looking at Sam] And you thought I was kidding.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ She looks right at Carly and agrees verbally with Freddie, "You are."

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Hello, people of Earth who own computers!^ Carly : Hello, people of Earth who own computers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly counters, saying that she has talked with a prophet of he who put women on the earth, and that prophet said women were in fact created solely as eye-candy for men and homes for newts.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Congratulations, you have just signed on to iCarly.com!^ Sam : Congratulations, you have just signed on to iCarly.com!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lux1200: Cyberboy, you can start a free website on wordpress, just go to http://www.wordpress.com .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Melanie on her shoulder] Just admit you're Sam and we can leave!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: So kick back, take off your socks, and enjoy this fine webcast!^ Carly : Then take off your shirt and jump up and down.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : So kick back, take off your socks, and enjoy this fine webcast!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ However, Carly and Sam manage to fix the engine by using the corpses of the lost newts, and they take off, leaving Mark stranded on the planet.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: I'm Carly!

Carly: And I'm Sam!

Carly: Wait.

[Carly and Sam switch places]

Carly: I'm Carly!

Sam: And I'm Sam!

.Carly & Sam: We were momentarily confused!^ How about in the Christmas Special, when Sam calls one of the reindeer "Blitzburg" and then responds to Carly's confused expression with "What, a reindeer can't be Jewish?"

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Spencer: Should I use more here?^ Spencer : Should I use more here?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Joyner: Don't ask me!^ Joyner : Don't ask me!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You use as much as you need!^ You use as much as you need!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: But I want your artistic input!^ Spencer : But I want your artistic input!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Joyner: You don't need my input!^ Joyner : You don't need my input!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SecritAgin1 , on May 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm Said: I Need Your Email Adress so i can add you as a admin on my site .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lux1200: Wow, thanks for that awesome comment and don’t be sad, my cp list is full but you can still be my buddy.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: I crave it!

Joyner: I crave a hamburger!

.Spencer: I'll make you a hamburger as soon as we're done!^ Spencer : I'll make you a hamburger as soon as we're done!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer: Okay, you're lying.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : You're mad at me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Joyner: All right.^ Joyner : All right.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Freddie: I would've been here sooner, but, uh, I was helping my mom knit a sweater.^ Freddie : I would've been here sooner, but, uh, I was helping my mom knit a sweater.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : My mom told me I couldn't go out unless my room was clean, so I locked the door, snuck out the window, and took a bus here....Got any meat?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Oh my-- Freddie's mom : [sternly] You better end that with gosh.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Any comment?

.Sam: Aw, please let me insult you once for free!^ Sam : Aw, please let me insult you once for free!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know the guy you let join the lux leprchauns anyway i was wondering when we meet and who we are against please reply , .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Aw, why don't you just make me drink out of a toliet?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Nope! .Five bucks an insult!^ Five bucks an insult!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Then I think it's very sweet you were helping your mommy knit.^ Sam : Then I think it's very sweet you were helping your mommy knit.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : I thought you hated your wife.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why won't you ask your little helping bra?

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Impressive.

.Sam: You're just lucky I'm broke.^ Sam : You're just lucky I'm broke.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Melanie on her shoulder] Just admit you're Sam and we can leave!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : That was just lucky.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iHate Sam's Boyfriend

.Carly: You should ask him to hang out!^ Carly : You wanna find out?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : He said we should hang out sometime!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You don't like him, do you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Nah, a guy like that wouldn't want to hang out with someone like me.^ Sam : So, Dave, what was it like hanging it out with Wade Collins?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Nah, a guy like that wouldn't want to hang out with someone like me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Type 6, Freddie wants Sam and Carly, but Carly and Sam continue their pact not to fight over a guy, by sticking together and both keeping him as Just Friends .

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Why not? .He makes chicken noises and bothers other children.^ He makes chicken noises and bothers other children.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

He's perfect for you!

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Carly: Please? For me?

Freddie: Don't do that.

Carly: What?

.Freddie:You think every time you say "Please?^ Freddie :You think every time you say "Please?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Just say NO! In iSpy a Mean Teacher : Freddie : I assure you, twenty years from now, I'll be Carly's second husband.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

For me?" .I'll do whatever you want, well not this time.^ I'll do whatever you want, well not this time.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Well check out the side bar on the site to sign up to be on my buddy list and you’ll be featured on the site.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ March 13th, 2008 at 6:25 pm Said: well I……just want evryone to umm talk about us you and me and missobious!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Please? For me?

Freddie: Okay.

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Carly: What's this?

Sam: Lunch.

.Carly: Low-fat cheese in a can?^ Carly : Low-fat cheese in a can?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.This is what your mom gave you for lunch?^ This is what your mom gave you for lunch?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : But I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never lets you wear open-toed shoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Hey, I'm just happy she got up before noon.^ Sam : Hey, I'm just happy she got up before noon.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The whereabouts of Sam's and Freddie's fathers is unknown, and Sam's mother is a depressed lump who rarely gets up before noon.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The Great Benson Freddie Benson acts like he's in love with Carly, but it's really just to cover up his love for Sam.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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[Sam sprays Freddie with her cheese in a can]

.Sam: [Carly takes her cheese in a can out of her hand] Hey!^ Carly takes her hand, and snuggles the newt's area in her belly with it, in a totally asexual and non-erotic way.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly then takes an eel out and sticks it her belly in a completely wholesome, maternal, and not-erotic manner.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly is shocked and delighted to have Mark back, but he knocks her out, and orders Sam, drugged, to enter.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: You can have this back when you learn to use squirtable cheese responsibly.^ Mark, Spencer and Benson decide to use Newt Magicks to perform a spell that will bring Carly back to life.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: What are you doing?^ Carly : What are you doing?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Jonah: Kiss me.

Carly: What?!

Jonah: Sam doesn't have to know. .[tries to kiss Carly, but she flicks him] Ow!^ Carly : Yeah, and he tried to kiss me!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly, but she flicks him] Ow!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Even when he's trying to talk Carly into kissing him in exchange for the website back, he's rhyming his words like a tween version of Jack from Will And Grace .

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Did you just thump me?

.Carly: How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam!^ Carly : So, how much do you have?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Yeah, and he tried to kiss me!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

You're icky!

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[Carly runs down the stairs]

.Carly: I'm freaking out, Freddie!^ [Carly runs down the stairs] Carly : I'm freaking out, Freddie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [spits out the cookie] Carly : It's okay.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Usually Freddie realising he doesn't love Carly , Sam starts bawling her eyes out , Sam and Freddie declare their undying love for each other.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freaking out! [pulls Freddie to the kitchen]

.Freddie: Did you talk to Jonah?^ Freddie to the kitchen] Freddie : Did you talk to Jonah?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I don't know what you guys are talking about!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking] T-Bo : You wanna buy a doughnut?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Yeah, and he tried to kiss me!^ Even when he's trying to talk Carly into kissing him in exchange for the website back, he's rhyming his words like a tween version of Jack from Will And Grace .

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.He totally tried to kiss me!^ He totally tried to kiss me!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: No way!

Carly: Yeah!

.Freddie: Are you sure Jonah tried to kiss you?^ You Should Know This Already : Sam and Freddie kissed .

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Well, let's see.^ Carly : Well, let's see.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Let me see the instructions.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly: Well, I'm glad you like reading.But I still don't see why David's rubbing your feet.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

He said "Kiss me," then puckered his lips. .So call me crazy, but I think the boy wanted some Carly-kissing!^ Sam wants Freddie, Freddie wants Carly, Carly thinks of Freddie as just a friend.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly thinks back to her kiss with Oz and is conflicted.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly is relieved and thinks she has a chance to do some good and implement changes to the Planet of the Neels, but Oz makes what he want clear when he brutally skins his former advisor alive for sharing an opinion.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iHatch Chicks

.Sam: Aw, look who's all grumpy cause he didn't get paired up with Carly for his little science project.^ Carly and Sam wake up.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So Carly and Freddie trail the grumpy Miss Briggs, but end up stuck inside her home.

• iCarly Television show - iCarly TV Show - Yahoo! TV 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Today at 18:00 NIK (ch 74) All Upcoming Airings Carly and Sam s science project to hatch chicks works too well when the eggs hatch sooner than expected and the chicks escape, leading to a mad search in the apartment.

• iCarly Television show - iCarly TV Show - Yahoo! TV 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC ca.tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Untrue.

Sam: True.

Freddie: So?

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.Carly: Just walk towards me, you nutty little chick!^ And yes, the writers do seem to know just how wrong it is, as Carly walks downstairs to get something, sees the scene, and heads right back upstairs.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Just say NO! In iSpy a Mean Teacher : Freddie : I assure you, twenty years from now, I'll be Carly's second husband.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hatch Chicks : When Sam commented about turning the chicks into fried chicken, Carly bit Sam's hand as punishment and walked out.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Try to grab him!^ Sam : Try to grab him!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: [sarcastically] Wow, if only I'd thought of that!^ Carly : [sarcastically] Wow, if only I'd thought of that!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Freddie: It says that baby chicks need to be kept at 90 degrees.^ Its A Small Net After All : When looking for information on baby chicks for a science projects, Freddie types "chicks" into the search engine and gets "Chickapedia."

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A trailer currently on tv in this troper's country features Sam saying "I wouldn't eat baby chicks!...

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: What's the temperature in here?

Spencer: 72.

Carly: Turn the heat up to 90!

.Spencer: 90 degrees?^ Spencer : 90 degrees?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: No, 90 pickles.^ Sam : No, 90 pickles.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Yes, 90 degrees!^ Yes, 90 degrees!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: No need to be hurtful.^ Spencer : No need to be hurtful.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iDon't Want To Fight

Sam: Guess what else I have?

.Freddie: Pimples on your butt?^ Freddie : Pimples on your butt?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Your butt's shaped like a ham.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Sam: She interrupted! Yank her ponytail!

.Freddie: Nah, I'm gonna allow it.^ Freddie : Nah, I'm gonna allow it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Why?

.Freddie: Because I love her!^ Freddie : Because I love her!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Don't you give me ultimatums!^ Carly : You don't like him, do you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Don't you give me ultimatums!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Carly, when Mrs. Briggs said that you couldn't pick people for the talent show did you give up?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Don't use words I can't understand!

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[Spencer just shattered his goldfish bowl]

Spencer: SWIMMY!

.Freddie: I thought that was Brock!^ [Spencer just shattered his goldfish bowl] Spencer : SWIMMY! Freddie : I thought that was Brock!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: BROCK!

iPromote Techfoots

.Sam: Carly, Freddie, this is my personal chef, Sonya.^ With Carly/Freddie and Sam/Freddie, it's textbook shoulder to shoulder.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : You hired a personal chef?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Type 2, Freddie wanting Carly, Carly wanting Sam , and Sam wanting Freddie.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sonya: Yohoo.

Carly: What?!

Freddie: You hired a personal chef?!

.Sam: Well, my mom doesn't feed me...^ Sam : Cause my mom keeps screaming at the cat to get a job...yeah, I don't know.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : My mom told me I couldn't go out unless my room was clean, so I locked the door, snuck out the window, and took a bus here....Got any meat?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Well, my mom doesn't feed me...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

and since .I have some real money now, why not?^ I have some real money now, why not?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sonya, make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes.

.Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam!^ Sonya : Yes, Miss Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.^ Carly : I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sonya, make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Make that two, Sonya.^ Sam : Make that two, Sonya.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Episode 20 Originally aired:   March 1, 2008 When Sam trades the shirt Carly makes for her for concert tickets, it causes a feud between the two.

• iCarly Television show - iCarly TV Show - Yahoo! TV 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam!^ Sonya : Yes, Miss Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.^ Freddie : I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomatoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sonya, make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Tough nubs.^ Sam : Tough nubs.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Sam: And wait til you see this...^ April 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm Said: hey luke whats up can’t wait for that party see you soon LOL .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: For those cold winter days,

.Sam: ...every Techfoot comes with a built-in toe warmer!^ Carly : For those cold winter days, Sam : ...every Techfoot comes with a built-in toe warmer!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : And if you turn the toe warmer on high- Sam : Like this...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: And if you turn the toe warmer on high-

Sam: Like this...

[Sam pushes several buttons on the front of the shoe and its tip begins to glow red]

.Carly: Then bang it on a table...^ [Sam pushes several buttons on the front of the shoe and its tip begins to glow red] Carly : Then bang it on a table...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Sam bangs the shoe on the table, and then the shoe sparks and catches on fire]

.Sam: [sarcastically] It magically catches on fire!^ [Sam bangs the shoe on the table, and then the shoe sparks and catches on fire] Sam : [sarcastically] It magically catches on fire!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Isn't that handy?^ Carly : Isn't that handy?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: That'll keep your piggies warm!^ Sam : That'll keep your piggies warm!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: And not only that... [the two are handed hot dogs on sticks]

Sam: It's also perfect for...

.Carly and Sam: [together] Roasting weenies!^ Carly and Sam : [together] Roasting weenies!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Type 6, Freddie wants Sam and Carly, but Carly and Sam continue their pact not to fight over a guy, by sticking together and both keeping him as Just Friends .

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Crawling out of Carly and Sam's nether regions, they mould together and take the form of a human.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: What happened to your bike?^ Carly : What happened to your bike?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : But I thought your bike fell apart while you were riding it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: I chained it to the curb for just two seconds while I went to go get something and one of those street cleaner things just sucked it right in!^ Meanwhile, Spencer doesn't build a sculpture because he just died and Oscar Wilde says something witty about Spencer's death.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And yes, the writers do seem to know just how wrong it is, as Carly walks downstairs to get something, sees the scene, and heads right back upstairs.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It's usually someone having opened the iCarly studio door without people inside noticing, or just going around the corner where their lockers are right when someone says something about them.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I need some milk...^ I need some milk...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Why don't you just start riding the bus again?^ Sam : You don't want me to win, you just want Carly to lose.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You don't like him, do you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Why don't you just start riding the bus again?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: No way, from now on I'll just get around the old fashioned way.^ Carly : Just say NO! In iSpy a Mean Teacher : Freddie : I assure you, twenty years from now, I'll be Carly's second husband.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Bratty Teenage Daughter : In this case, Carly is a Bratty Teenaged Sister with the way she treats Spencer - or maybe it's just this troper's Alternate Character Interpretation ...

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, Spencer is fed up with public transportation, so he tries to find another way to get around.

• iCarly Television show - iCarly TV Show - Yahoo! TV 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: You're going to walk everywhere?

.Spencer: Nope, I'm going to blade...^ Spencer : Nope, I'm going to blade...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Later!

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Carly: Where are we going?

Spencer: Canada!

.Carly: See, you love their bacon.^ Carly : See, you love their bacon.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Some have critizied the consistency of this episode with the rest of the storyline, as Carly several other love interests while see had a newt living in her belly.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly: Well, I'm glad you like reading.But I still don't see why David's rubbing your feet.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: I do!

Carly: Even if it is just ham.

.Spencer: It's good ham!^ Spencer : It's good ham!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: All ham's good ham!^ Carly : All ham's good ham!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iGot Detention

[Freddie and Sam sneak into the principal's office]

.Sam: Dude, this is the principal's office!^ [Freddie and Sam sneak into the principal's office] Sam : Dude, this is the principal's office!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: I know! I'm so bad. Look what I did! [pulls up the window blinds to reveal a spray-painted insult]

Sam: [reading the words on the window] "Freddie says: Principal Franklin-"

.Sam and Freddie: "-sucks eggs!"^ Sam : [reading the words on the window] "Freddie says: Principal Franklin-" Sam and Freddie : "-sucks eggs!"

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Ha ha!

.Sam: Impressive, that might get you double detention!^ Sam : Impressive, that might get you double detention!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Yep! When Principal Franklin sees that, you better believe he's gonna-

[A janitor washes the paint off the window to Freddie's horror]

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Mr. Howard: I have ears like a hawk! I heard laughter! And I hate laughter!

.Sam: I thought you hated your wife.^ Sam : I thought you hated your wife.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Melanie : Maybe Sam hates you.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ January 31st, 2009 at 8:36 am Said: i hate you lux u are mean i am your foe .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mr. Howard: Her too!

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Mr.Howard: Who slammed that locker?

Carly: Me?

Mr.Howard: Detention!

Carly: Really?

.Mr.Howard: Tonight.^ Mr.Howard : Tonight.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Yay!

.Mr.Howard: Yay?^ Mr.Howard : Yay?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Darn!

iStakeout

iMight Switch Schools

iFence

.Carly: Way to poke his chest, Freddie!^ Master Of The Mixed Message : Carly does this to Freddie, despite her "We are just friends" lines, she will often act in ways that lead him on.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In a similar way to how Josh Mankey was treated by Kim/Ron shippers in Kim Possible , Griffin is often treated like this by Carly/Freddie shippers.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: POKE IT AGAIN!

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.Kid: Hey Sam, we found a tub of old mayonnaise in the dumpster by the cafeteria.^ Kid : Hey Sam, we found a tub of old mayonnaise in the dumpster by the cafeteria.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ David : Hey Sam, does your mom drive a rusty old pickup truck?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Wendy: We're gonna fill these balloons with it and throw it at Ms. Briggs' car.

Kid: Come on!

Sam: Shhh! Reading!

[Kids shrug and walk away]

.Sam: Make sure you get her windshield!^ You can pick the server, just make sure its not ultimate safe chat.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam is out of hospital following her car accident, and she goes overboard in making sure her classmates are safe.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.David: Hey Sam, does your mom drive a rusty old pickup truck?^ Also, how old does Sam have to be for it to be "okay".

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ David : Hey Sam, does your mom drive a rusty old pickup truck?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kid : Hey Sam, we found a tub of old mayonnaise in the dumpster by the cafeteria.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Yeah.

David: It's on fire!

Sam: Shhh! Reading!

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[Sam hits Spencer and Freddie's swords out of their hands]

Freddie: That's a foul!

.Sam: So's your social life!^ Sam : So's your social life!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Why can't you read at your house?^ Carly : Then why is he rubbing your feet?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Why can't you read at your house?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Why are you quitting iCarly?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Cause my mom keeps screaming at the cat to get a job...yeah, I don't know.^ My site might be called http://www.clubpenguincheaters.com/ I don’t know yet.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lux1200~: Yeah, just keeping checking my site.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: You coming?^ Carly : You coming?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Real Carly : Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Sure, where?

Carly: Glitter Gloss.

[Freddie groans]

.Spencer: What's Glitter Gloss?^ [Freddie groans] Spencer : What's Glitter Gloss?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: It's the most boring girly store ever!^ Freddie : It's the most boring girly store ever!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Well...next to Build-A-Bra.^ Well...next to Build-A-Bra.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Oh, let's go there too!^ Carly : Oh, let's go there too!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Oz then tells Carly and Spencer that they must go Egypt to liberate the newts there.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : We're not just going to go in there and start hitting people with a big buttery sock!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I hear they got new glow-in-the-dark straps!^ Sam : I hear they got new glow-in-the-dark straps!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: And titanium hooks!

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.Sam: I can read a book!^ Sam : I can read a book!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : David, I hired him to read the book to me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Name three books you've read.^ Freddie : Name three books you've read.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I'VE GOT A DATE WITH SAM! T-Bo : You wanna buy a pickle?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Boogie Bear, Boogie Bear Two, and Boogie Bear Three: The Return of Boogie Bear.^ Sam : Boogie Bear, Boogie Bear Two, and Boogie Bear Three: The Return of Boogie Bear.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Spencer: You're mad at me.^ Spencer : You have every right to be mad.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer: Okay, you're lying.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : You're mad at me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Yep.

Spencer: I'm sorry. The time just got away from us.

.Carly: I wish the time had gotten away from me.^ Carly : I wish the time had gotten away from me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Gibby : [screams and runs away after being handcuffed to Sam for an extended period of time] Carly : As if Gibby's therapist didn't have enough to deal with!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.But nooooo, I just spent the last two hours on Planet Dorfman!^ But nooooo, I just spent the last two hours on Planet Dorfman!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: You have every right to be mad.^ Love Makes You Crazy : Ms. Ackerman wants to know where Spencer is for every minute of every day, and actually keeps logs on when he doesn't answer his phone.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Clearly!

Spencer: But, see, Freddie's gotta fence this really mean kid named Doug Toder-

.Carly: I don't wanna hear about Doug Toder!^ Carly and her friends don't think much of it first, until the class bully tells them horror stories about what will happen to Benson.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: But-

Carly: Eh!

Spencer: But-

Carly: Eh!

Spencer: Carly-

Carly: I said, "eh"!

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Mrs. Benson: We're going home to give you a tick bath!

Freddie: But I don't have ticks!

Mrs. Benson: Then the tick baths are working!

.Spencer: Heh...tick bath.^ Spencer : Heh...tick bath.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: [angrily] I should give you one!^ Carly : [angrily] I should give you one!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Don't you give me ultimatums!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Maybe you should leave before my skirt explodes!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Yeah, Freddie!^ Carly : Yeah, Freddie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly, Sam, Freddie : (ALL stare at Spencer) Spencer : Oh yeah.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : [gestures to Freddie] Yeah, we're checking in.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Kick his butt, Freddie!^ Sam : Kick his butt, Freddie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Unfortunately, Pete saw how Sam wrestled with the bully, but it turns out he likes girls "who kisses well and kicks butt as well".

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Doug Toder: I don't believe it.^ Doug Toder : I don't believe it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : But, see, Freddie's gotta fence this really mean kid named Doug Toder- Carly : I don't wanna hear about Doug Toder!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mrs. Benson: Yeah?! Well, believe it, PUNK!

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.Spencer: He sliced my banana!^ Spencer : He sliced my banana!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Carly: Who's the dude?

Sam: David, I hired him to read the book to me.

.Carly: Then why is he rubbing your feet?^ Carly : Then why is he rubbing your feet?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Why can't you read at your house?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly: Well, I'm glad you like reading.But I still don't see why David's rubbing your feet.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Because he was late.^ Sam : Because he was late.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.So I started reading it myself and it is fantastic!^ So I started reading it myself and it is fantastic!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.These things are great!^ These things are great!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.It's like TV in your head!^ It's like TV in your head!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Well, I'm glad you like reading.But I still don't see why David's rubbing your feet.^ Carly : Then why is he rubbing your feet?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : I don't like to say it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : See, you love their bacon.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I already paid the kid; I had to make him do something.^ Sam : I already paid the kid; I had to make him do something.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Then, he "humiliates" Sam on his doorstep when he refuses to her again, and this time his girlfriend shows up behind him, making Sam practically stupefied at this incident.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cold Turkeys Are Everywhere : Intentionally invoked by Freddie to make Sam insult him and lose a bet.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.David: [pleading] Please call my mother.^ David : [pleading] Please call my mother.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iCarly Saves TV

.Producer: [to Sam] You're fired.^ Sam : You're going to walk everywhere?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : [sarcasticly] Wow, you're an animal.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You're just lucky I'm broke.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly/Freddie: What?!

Sam: Hold on, hold on. .If I'm fired do I still get paid for the whole week?^ If I'm fired do I still get paid for the whole week?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Producer: Yes.

Sam: Later. [walks out with rib]

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.Sam: Wait, will there be ribs?^ Sam: Wait, will there be ribs?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Producer: Do you like ribs?

.Sam: [quickly] Yes, very much.^ Sam: [quickly] Yes, very much.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Spencer: This is called a glava.^ Spencer : This is called a glava.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.(Spencer starts nodding head.^ (The class starts nodding there heads.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Spencer starts nodding head.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

)

.Entire class: Glava.^ Entire class : Glava.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.(The class starts nodding there heads.^ (The class starts nodding there heads.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Spencer starts nodding head.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

)

iWin a Date

.Freddie: [holding up a bunch of love notes] These are love notes.^ Freddie : [holding up a bunch of love notes] These are love notes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The Great Benson Freddie Benson acts like he's in love with Carly, but it's really just to cover up his love for Sam.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : And Freddie, have you given up that someday Carly will fall in love with you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Uh-oh, from Shannon?^ Carly : Uh-oh, from Shannon?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Uh-huh!^ Freddie : Uh-huh!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And try taking a test while she's staring at you like this! [makes flirty poses while smiling suggestively, imitating Shannon]

.Carly: Please never make those faces again.^ Shannon] Carly : Please never make those faces again.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly then makes her way to the core and through Chippy, she is able to alter the timelines so her friends were never killed.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : But I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never lets you wear open-toed shoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: What's it gonna take to make Shannon understand?^ Freddie : What's it gonna take to make Shannon understand?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I don't wanna go out with her!

.Carly: Now, what did you break with the baseball?^ Carly : Woah, when did you get so strong?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Now, what did you break with the baseball?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : What did you get?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: Nothing...

.Carly: Did you kill our goldfish?^ Carly : Woah, when did you get so strong?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Did you kill our goldfish?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : What did you get?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: Yes... .[walking out the door] I think he wanted to die.^ I think he wanted to die.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: That fish had hopes and dreams.^ Carly : That fish had hopes and dreams.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iHave a Lovesick Teacher

.Carly: You gave me a F on a quiz I never took?!^ You Fail Geography Forever : Carly's grandfather claims that it took ninety minutes to drive from Yakima to Seattle.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Ms. Ackerman: That's right! F F F F-ity F F!

.Sam: [angrily] That's jank!^ F F F F-ity F F! Sam : [angrily] That's jank!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Ms. Ackerman: Life is jank!

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Ms. Ackerman: And if the vote says that we shouldn't be together, then... [to Spencer] I HATE YOU! AND THE INTERNET!

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.Freddie: We shoud probably tell the principal that our teacher was arrested.^ Freddie : We shoud probably tell the principal that our teacher was arrested.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Or we can go ice skating!^ Carly : Or we can go ice skating!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Ms. Ackerman: You set me up!

Freddie: That's a lie!

.Carly: No, we set her up.^ Carly : No, we set her up.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Chipbert, loading up on supplies before his escape cAvlin begins setting up the heresy trial against Spencer, Carly, and Oz.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly agrees to help the NNN set up an electromagnetic bomb that will dissolve the Eel side of the Neels, to be launched during President Oz's inauguration speech.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Oh yeah.^ Freddie : Oh yeah.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly, Sam, Freddie : (ALL stare at Spencer) Spencer : Oh yeah.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Season 2

iSaw Him First

.Sam: Why does your voice sound deeper?^ Sam : Why does your voice sound deeper?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why won't you ask your little helping bra?

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why don't you ask your new helping bra?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: I dunno, puberty?^ Freddie : I dunno, puberty?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: [about Shane] Do you think it'd be crazy if I ask him out?^ Carly : [about Shane] Do you think it'd be crazy if I ask him out?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You should ask him to hang out!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You think I'm pudgy.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Oh. No, it's just-

Carly: You think I'm being too pushy? Too desperate?

Sam: No.

.Carly: Well, come on.^ Carly : Well, come on.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Tell me what you're thinking!^ I think you re realy kind, generous and obviously smart because you give away ifts as prizes which must cost you a fortune.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I'm thinking about asking him out.^ Carly then asks Oz the newt if she should tell Sam about this.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly finds something out about him (like he cuts on his wrists) but tells Sam because she's too high to give a darn.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hatch Chicks : When Sam commented about turning the chicks into fried chicken, Carly bit Sam's hand as punishment and walked out.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Oh. .Um, I think the only way to be fair here is to honor the Girl Code.^ Um, I think the only way to be fair here is to honor the Girl Code.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: So whoever saw him first-

.Carly: -gets to date him.^ Sam : So whoever saw him first- Carly : -gets to date him.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer then does everything he can to infuriate Carly, but gets more than he bargained for when she angrily snaps his neck, killing him instantly.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Agreed.

Carly: Good.

.Sam and Carly: So I'm gonna ask him out.^ Sam : I'm thinking about asking him out.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You should ask him to hang out!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam and Carly : So I'm gonna ask him out.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Did you feel his arm muscles?^ Carly : Woah, when did you get so strong?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : What did you get?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You didn't feel his arm muscles!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: No.

Carly: Oh. Well, they're large.

.Sam: You didn't feel his arm muscles!^ Sam : You didn't feel his arm muscles!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Did you feel his arm muscles?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: [speaking very fast] Yes, I did, too! .He told me that he could beat his dad in arm wrestling, and I said, "No way," and he said, "Oh, no, it's true," and I said, "Wow, you must be really strong," and he said, "Well, I work out a little bit," and I said, "Really?"^ May 5th, 2009 at 9:56 pm Said: wow you use to answer alot of your questions when your site was knew .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Littlebud12 , on December 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm Said: well I already emaild you Lux1200 .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think you must be really talnted to be able to put up such a great website.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And he said, "Yeah, you wanna feel my biceps?"^ And he said, "Yeah, you wanna feel my biceps?"

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ November 4th, 2008 at 12:21 am Said: yo whats up can i be in the lux leprecons you are like my idle man your awsome!!!!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SecritAgin1 , on May 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm Said: I Need Your Email Adress so i can add you as a admin on my site .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And I said, "Sure, I do," and so I felt them, and they felt awesome.^ And I said, "Sure, I do," and so I felt them, and they felt awesome .

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: Well, I don't even care because I have a date with Shane tonight.^ Carly : Well, I don't even care because I have a date with Shane tonight.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly appears to be well-behaved, but she's really an ungrateful brat who throws a tantrum over a B+, even if it's the highest grade in the class .

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't think Carly broke up with Griffin just because he liked Pee Wee dolls.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Obviously.

.Carly: What's that supposed to mean?^ In iSaw Him First : Carly : What's that supposed to mean?

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Why don't you ask your new helping bra?^ Sam : Why won't you ask your little helping bra?

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why don't you ask your new helping bra?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Freddie: [eating a cookie] Who made 'em?

Carly: Sam.

Freddie: [spits out the cookie]

Carly: It's okay. .She didn't put anything bad in them.^ She didn't put anything bad in them.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Yeah, but when was the last time Sam washed her hands?

[Carly and Freddie put back the cookies]

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.Freddie: Okay, so why don't you let Sam date Shane, and you can find someone else to date?^ Freddy : Why are you drinking ketchup?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Okay, so why don't you let Sam date Shane, and you can find someone else to date?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Why?

Freddie: Cause I'm lonely and available.

---

[Sam sits at a kissing booth. Freddie walks up.]

.Sam: Not for nine billion dollars.^ Sam : Not for nine billion dollars.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: Don't worry, I don't wanna kiss you.^ Freddie : Don't worry, I don't wanna kiss you.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : But, see, Freddie's gotta fence this really mean kid named Doug Toder- Carly : I don't wanna hear about Doug Toder!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : I don't know what you guys are talking about!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

But I do want you to win the Shane contest.

.Sam: You don't want me to win, you just want Carly to lose.^ Type 2, Freddie wanting Carly, Carly wanting Sam , and Sam wanting Freddie.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam wants Freddie, Freddie wants Carly, Carly thinks of Freddie as just a friend.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Type 1 or type 3, Sam and Fredding wanting Carly.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: THAT IS...true.

iStage an Intervention

.Freddie: [picks up plastic bag] What's this?^ Carly : [picks up show idea card] "Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs and bake him at 350 degrees?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [picks up plastic bag] What's this?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: Bag of dog hair.

Freddie: Whoa! [drops bag]

.Carly: Where'd you get a bag of dog hair?^ Carly : Where'd you get a bag of dog hair?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Bag of dog hair.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Yeah, you know, he looks like a man, with a face and hair...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: I stopped by that pet grooming place down the street.^ Spencer : I stopped by that pet grooming place down the street.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Shampoodles?

Spencer: Uh-huh.

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.Sam: My mom told me I couldn't go out unless my room was clean, so I locked the door, snuck out the window, and took a bus here....Got any meat?^ Sam : My mom told me I couldn't go out unless my room was clean, so I locked the door, snuck out the window, and took a bus here....Got any meat?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Wendy : ...and at some point during the slumber party, Sam took my bra, filled it with pudding, and stuck it in the freezer.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Sam would rather chew broken glass then go out on a date with me for a whole Saturday night, no way she's going through with this!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Sam: Gary Wolf is so gorgeous.

Carly: Why does he have to be a senior? A hot, hot senior?

---

.Spencer: I did what you said.^ February 16th, 2009 at 8:38 pm Said: How and why did you hack Rockhopper?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ P R E T T Y , on October 11th, 2009 at 6:45 pm Said: Hey, how did you hack rockhopper????

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ April 11th, 2009 at 9:02 am Said: ya how did you hack rockhopper can you tell me how i want to get my non member penguin banned.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I shaved, I took a shower, I mailed that movie back to Webflix, I-

[The elevator opens to reveal Sasha Striker]

.Spencer: Who's the girl in the sexy purple tank top?^ I shaved, I took a shower, I mailed that movie back to Webflix, I- [The elevator opens to reveal Sasha Striker] Spencer : Who's the girl in the sexy purple tank top?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly Shay is a thirteen year old girl who lives in the ghetto with her older brother , Spencer.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Sasha: Nice game.^ Sasha : Nice game.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: Thanks. Back atcha.

.Sasha: You wanna go for a ride?^ Sasha : You wanna go for a ride?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: I would love to.^ Spencer : I would love to.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[sees Carly, Sam, and Freddie looking at him] But, this is all I can give you right now.^ Freddie and gives him a wedgie] Freddie : She gave me a wedgie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You know where I want to put it right now?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : And wait til you see this...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[kisses Sasha]

.Sasha: [steps on the elevator] Call me.^ Sasha] Sasha : [steps on the elevator] Call me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: We'll see.^ Spencer : We'll see.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

---

.Sam: Oh, man.^ Sam : Oh, man.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I got another of those chain letter e-mails from Gibby.^ I got another of those chain letter e-mails from Gibby.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Well, you better forward it, or you'll have all kinds of bad luck, just like Freddie did.^ Carly : Just say NO! In iSpy a Mean Teacher : Freddie : I assure you, twenty years from now, I'll be Carly's second husband.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Master Of The Mixed Message : Carly does this to Freddie, despite her "We are just friends" lines, she will often act in ways that lead him on.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Quit iCarly , One of Sam's and Carly's conversations with Freddie shows like it would be right at home coming from the mouths of a divorcing couple and their child, complete with "Just because we're separating, doesn't mean I love you any less".

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Freddie didn't have any bad luck.^ In iStage an Intervention , Carly is evidently impressed when the usual goody-two-shoes Freddie "could be so bad" by actually pulling off a secret prank on Sam as revenge to all Freddie's "bad luck" which are actually done by Sam.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: What are you talking about?^ February 7th, 2009 at 8:48 pm Said: LUX i loved the party i talked to you about my party next saturday.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Mimo777.com , on July 14th, 2009 at 7:32 am Said: HI Lux its me Mimo777 and i wanted to know i need to talk about somethings you know in private.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ March 13th, 2008 at 6:25 pm Said: well I……just want evryone to umm talk about us you and me and missobious!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I did all that stuff.^ That Sam did all that stuff to me?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : I did all that stuff.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: What? Wait. .His bike falling apart?^ His bike falling apart?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I loosened some bolts.^ Sam : I loosened some bolts.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: His laptop smoking?

.Sam: Shorted out the battery.^ Sam : Shorted out the battery.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: The pink shorts?

Sam: One red sock in his washing machine.

.Carly: Okay, what about the spider on his face?^ Carly : Okay, what about the spider on his face?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: That was just lucky.^ Sam : That was just lucky.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You're just lucky I'm broke.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Freddie: Hey.

Carly: Hi. .I gotta tell you something.^ I gotta tell you something.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I Need To Tell You Something Important Thanks!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: You're gonna tell me that there was no bad luck?^ Freddie : No, we're having a meeting.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tell me what you're thinking!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Freddie didn't have any bad luck.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.That Sam did all that stuff to me?^ That Sam did all that stuff to me?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : I did all that stuff.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: How'd you know?^ Carly : So, how much do you have?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How do I know if you double pooed?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How'd you know?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Well, I didn't know when it was my pink shorts and my laptop, but I saw her loosening the bolts on my bike.

.Carly: But I thought your bike fell apart while you were riding it.^ Carly : What happened to your bike?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : But I thought your bike fell apart while you were riding it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : I thought you hated your wife.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Nope, I just pretended on that one.

.Carly: So you're not gonna try to get her back?^ Carly : So you're not gonna try to get her back?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Carly and Missy squeal and hug repeatedly] Sam : Are you gonna do that every day?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Well, did you try saying lamp in Japanese?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: You mean, do something devious, like sending a fake text message that looked like it came from Gary Wolf, telling her to meet him at the Crown Ridge Mall?^ Freddie : Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : You mean, do something devious, like sending a fake text message that looked like it came from Gary Wolf, telling her to meet him at the Crown Ridge Mall?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie] You smell like garbage.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: I didn't know you could be so bad.^ Carly : I didn't know you could be so bad.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How'd you know?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Yeah, you know, he looks like a man, with a face and hair...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iOwe You

.Freddie: You squished my trackpad finger!^ Freddie: You bent my teeth!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : You squished my trackpad finger!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A highlight in iMove Out : Freddie : Oh, my go- Mrs. Benson : You better end that with gosh , young man.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: That's not something a cool person says.^ Carly : That's not something a cool person says.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, the government revives Sam, and sends her out to kill Carly and Oscar Wilde says something witty.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, Carly's belly newt grows bigger while Spencer builds a sculpture and half-newt Oscar Wilde says something witty.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Freddie: Are you having some kind of lip seizure?

.Carly: I'm trying to blend coconut lip gloss and pineapple lip gloss to create a Piña Colada flavor.^ Carly : I'm trying to blend coconut lip gloss and pineapple lip gloss to create a Piña Colada flavor.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The most obvious example is when Carly is trying to combine 2 lipgloss flavors into one.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Carly rubs lip gloss on Freddie's mouth] Carly : Well?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[rubs lips together] I realize this isn't attractive.

.Freddie: Actually, it kinda is.^ Freddie : Actually, it kinda is.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.So, does it taste like Piña Colada?^ So, does it taste like Piña Colada?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: You wanna find out?^ Carly : You wanna find out?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Carly and Sam burst out laughing] Sam : What do you mean?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking] T-Bo : You wanna buy a doughnut?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Yes!

[Carly rubs lip gloss on Freddie's mouth]

Carly: Well?

.Freddie: You bent my teeth!^ Freddie: You bent my teeth!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A highlight in iMove Out : Freddie : Oh, my go- Mrs. Benson : You better end that with gosh , young man.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [looking down] You're going to break my arm now, aren't you.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Freddie: You ready to rehearse some iCarly?^ Freddie : You ready to rehearse some iCarly?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In iQuit iCarly : Freddie (to Spencer): I'm not giving you a sponge bath while you watch television!

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Are you having some kind of lip seizure?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Yep.

.Freddie: Is Sam here?^ Freddie : Is Sam here?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Come here, Freddie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Nah, she's on her way.^ Carly : Nah, she's on her way.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[to Spencer] We're gonna be upstairs rehearsing.^ Spencer] We're gonna be upstairs rehearsing.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: Don't harm yourselves.^ Spencer : Don't harm yourselves.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Sam: Can I help you?^ Sam : Can I help you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why won't you ask your little helping bra?

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why don't you ask your new helping bra?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Guy: Yeah, I asked for hot sauce and there wasn't no hot sauce on my tray.^ Guy : Yeah, I asked for hot sauce and there wasn't no hot sauce on my tray.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Guy : You should have put it on my tray in the first place!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ About ‘no more than 100 buddies’ there’s a good cheat: if I am asking you to be my buddy and you say ‘yes’ I can be your 101st or 102nd buddy!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Sorry. [slams a bottle of hot sauce on the counter] Here's some hot sauce!

.Guy: You should have put it on my tray in the first place!^ Guy : You should have put it on my tray in the first place!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Maybe you should leave before my skirt explodes!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Guy : Yeah, I asked for hot sauce and there wasn't no hot sauce on my tray.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: You know where I want to put it right now?!^ Sam : You know where I want to put it right now?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Blue Viper27 , on May 24th, 2009 at 2:22 pm Said: Hey Lux, I am a HUGE, HUGE fan of you and I really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want to know when you next party is on.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: So, how much do you have?^ Carly : So, how much do you have?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How'd you know?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: [digging through her pockets] Um...let's see...^ Sam : [digging through her pockets] Um...let's see...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I've got fourteen bucks...a double-A battery...some string...a fork...aaaand... I think that's an olive.

.Carly: The olive's moving.^ Carly : The olive's moving.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Sam walks over and picks up a fire extinguisher and repeatedly smashes the "olive"]

Sam: ...I got it.

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.Spencer: It's okay, you can ask me!^ Spencer : It's okay, you can ask me!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : [reacting to Spencer saying no to her going to a MMA match] Okay, since when did you turn uncool?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer: Okay, you're lying.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I'm easy!

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.Spencer: I could help her sell them.^ Spencer : I could help her sell them.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Mother: Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that.^ Mother : Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: Oh, come on!^ Spencer : Oh, come on!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.My little sister Carly used to be a Sunshine Girl.^ Spencer, upon learning that his little sister Carly has a newt in her belly, tries to convince her to have a newt-bortion, as he thinks she's too young to grow a belly newt.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My little girl (shes 4) watched it and loves iCarly!!!

• Perez Hilton: iCarly Kills It! 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
• Perez Hilton: iCarly Kills It! 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I used to help her sell Fudge Balls all the time.

.Mother: And you're sure you want to help Emily?^ Spencer : I really want to help Emily.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Mother : And you're sure you want to help Emily?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ LUX12OO , on March 9th, 2009 at 6:54 pm Said: hey guys if you need help be sure to ask pa.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: How tall is your husband?^ Spencer : How tall is your husband?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mother: I'm single.

Spencer: I really want to help Emily.

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Spencer: Those dock workers wanted nothing to do with me or my fudge balls!

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.Carly: Isn't "Chili My Bowl" the place where someone found a finger in their chili?^ Carly : Isn't "Chili My Bowl" the place where someone found a finger in their chili?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: It was a thumb!

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.Spencer: I just wanted you girls to know that I won the bike.^ Spencer : I just wanted you girls to know that I won the bike.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If he asks if you want to see his onion ring, just say no.

• I Carly - Television Tropes & Idioms 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Blue Viper27 , on May 24th, 2009 at 2:22 pm Said: Hey Lux, I am a HUGE, HUGE fan of you and I really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want to know when you next party is on.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And because I am a grown up, I forgive you for behaving so rudely to me.^ I hope you show up because your web rules dude.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Take care.

[Spencer rides away on the bike, as the two girls look at him in annoyance]

Spencer: [riding back and circling the girls' table] On the other hand... .Check out how cool this bike is!^ Check out how cool this bike is!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Oh, I won the fancy new bike and you didn't!^ Oh, I won the fancy new bike and you didn't!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : I just wanted you girls to know that I won the bike.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.How do you jerks like me now?^ April 15th, 2009 at 9:10 pm Said: how do you hack into into a cp person/penguin like you did to rockhopper?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ April 7th, 2009 at 10:31 pm Said: lux1200 you now that you can unbanned yourself you type back and ill tell you how .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kelfran28 , on November 12th, 2009 at 12:18 pm Said: Hey do you know the best place to get cheats, like how to hack Rockhopper?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Oh...oh! .Oh, I'm out of control!^ Oh, I'm out of control!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Oh, jeez! .[picks up the corner of the table and flips it upside down as he rides away] Sorry!^ [Spencer rides away on the bike, as the two girls look at him in annoyance] Spencer : [riding back and circling the girls' table] On the other hand...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ One time we were going to ride roller-coasters on a school day, and when Spencer came to pick me up, he told Ms. Briggs he was taking me to the doctor.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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[Carly, Sam, and Freddie are jumping on a trampoline in the living room as Spencer walks in]

Carly: Hey!

.Freddie: We're bouncing!^ Freddie : We're bouncing!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Whooo!

Spencer: ...Where's the couch?

iHurt Lewbert

.Spencer: [looking at his ribs in the form of a necklace] You ate my ribs?^ Spencer : [looking at his ribs in the form of a necklace] You ate my ribs?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [looking down] You're going to break my arm now, aren't you.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Will you take a digital picture of my back?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: I made the bones into a necklace!^ Sam : I made the bones into a necklace!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Freddie: Morning, girls.^ Freddie : Morning, girls.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Check me out.

Carly: What?

.Freddie: [lifts up shirt] No belt.^ Freddie : [lifts up shirt] No belt.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And look- [lifts hem of pants] Open-toed shoes.^ And look- [lifts hem of pants] Open-toed shoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : But I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never lets you wear open-toed shoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam:[sarcasticly] Wow, you're an animal.^ Sam : You're going to walk everywhere?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : [sarcasticly] Wow, you're an animal.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You're just lucky I'm broke.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: But I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never lets you wear open-toed shoes.^ Carly : But I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never lets you wear open-toed shoes.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This is what your mom gave you for lunch?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : But I thought your bike fell apart while you were riding it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Freddie: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert, I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night? .Slept with my socks on.^ Slept with my socks on.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: So?

.Freddie: Just my socks.^ Freddie : Just my socks.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: [food falls out of mouth]

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Freddie: PUT. THE BOWS. DOWN!

Carly: What's up?

Sam: Why do we have to-

.Freddie: You were right!^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : All right, we called Principal Franklin and he should be here any second, so when he gets here, I want you guys-- T-Bo : You wanna buy a doughnut?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly, Sam, and Freddie looking at him] But, this is all I can give you right now.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

You guys were right, okay?! .My mom, she...she likes Lewbert.^ My mom, she...she likes Lewbert.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When my mom buys a new bikini, she usually likes to wear it around the house for a few days to "break it in."

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

DAAAARGHHH!!

Sam: Aw, well maybe she'll-

Freddie: NO JOKES, PUCKETT, THIS IS SERIOUS CHIZZ!

Carly: Okay. Calm down.

Freddie: I can't!

Sam: Benson...

.Freddie: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT LEWBERT COULD BECOME MY DADDY?!^ Carly and the gang quickly develop cabin fever and when it becomes apparent that there is no food supply, they are faced with the possibility of resorting to cannibalism .

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [looking down] You're going to break my arm now, aren't you.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT LEWBERT COULD BECOME MY DADDY?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iPie

.Spencer: Hey guys, come on.^ Spencer : Hey guys, come on.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Where?

.Spencer: Galini's pie shop!^ Spencer : Galini's pie shop!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Pie for breakfast?^ Carly : Pie for breakfast?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: Don't say "Pie for breakfast?", say "PIE FOR BREAKFAST?!"^ [Spencer persuades his date Connie to juggle, who starts to do so just as Freddie catches his attention with the fake pie] Freddie : Don't mind me, I'm just a guy having some pie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Don't say "Pie for breakfast?", say "PIE FOR BREAKFAST?!"

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Spencer: I gotta have some coconut cream pies to go.^ Spencer is going through some tough times.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mario: Eiiiy! I got to see if we have enough.

Spencer: What? You always have enough! .Why would you say you don't have enough?^ Why would you say you don't have enough?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : [to Griffin] Why don't you steal something and go "Duhh I stole something"?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why don't you ask your new helping bra?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Now I'm scared. What?

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.Freddie: [after trying to entertain the baby with a bear costume] I thought I heared you guys up here.^ Freddie : [after trying to entertain the baby with a bear costume] I thought I heared you guys up here.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : How long are you gonna keep this up?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Now, I'm going to show you the latest piece of equipment that's going to blow you guys away.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Freddie? Is that you in there?

Sam: Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie. Bad bear! [hits Freddie with an umbrella, and Freddie goes down]

Freddie: Ahhh! Never do that again!

.Sam: You're not the boss of me.^ Sam : You're not the boss of me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You're going to walk everywhere?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You're just lucky I'm broke.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[hits Freddie again]

iChristmas

Carly: Mitch! Mitch! Mitch!

.Mitch: Wow, you say, "Mitch" a lot!^ Mitch : Wow, you say, "Mitch" a lot!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: And how would I know your mother has a tattoo on her foot?^ Carly : [to Peter the penguin] I know how to get the dirt of your beak.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : And how would I know your mother has a tattoo on her foot?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How'd you know?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: A tattoo of what?

Carly: A foot!

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.Sam: What's my favorite color?^ Sam : What's my favorite color?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Brown.

Sam: Why?

.Carly: It's the color of gravy!^ Carly : It's the color of gravy!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Sam: What do I wanna be when I grow up?

Carly: An invisible ninja!

Sam: ...wow...

---

.Carly: It's my fault you're in here.^ Carly : It's my fault you're in here.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Maybe you should leave before my skirt explodes!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: YOU'RE the one who called the cops?!^ Sam : YOU'RE the one who called the cops?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You're not the boss of me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : You're going to walk everywhere?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iKiss

.Carly: You handcuffed her to Gibby?!^ Carly : You handcuffed her to Gibby?!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Gibby : [screams and runs away after being handcuffed to Sam for an extended period of time] Carly : As if Gibby's therapist didn't have enough to deal with!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Gibby, don't you want to put your vest back on?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: She put a dead fish in my locker!^ Freddie : She put a dead fish in my locker!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Gibby's WAY worse then a dead fish!^ Sam : Gibby's WAY worse then a dead fish!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gibby: My mom thinks I'm awesome!^ Gibby : My mom thinks I'm awesome!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Gibby: [screams and runs away after being handcuffed to Sam for an extended period of time]

.Carly: As if Gibby's therapist didn't have enough to deal with!^ Gibby : [screams and runs away after being handcuffed to Sam for an extended period of time] Carly : As if Gibby's therapist didn't have enough to deal with!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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[On iCarly, a fake movie trailer is being shown that the kids filmed]

Announcer: A comedy no one wants to see! Kelly Cooper: Terrible Movie!

[Carly, as Kelly, falls off stool and screams]

Announcer: It's really bad!

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.Carly: You are gonna start with building up some muscle.^ Carly : You are gonna start with building up some muscle.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Why don't you just start riding the bus again?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Freddie hands Carly the fake pie, runs, falls over, gets up and runs for the entrance to Ms. Briggs' house to flee from the bee] Carly : Where are you going?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spencer: I have muscle.

Carly: Do you?

Spencer: Yes.

.Carly: Then take off your shirt and jump up and down.^ Carly : Then take off your shirt and jump up and down.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ She takes the earphones out of her ears and looks up and down at Freddie's costume.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For a moment Carly considers jumping off and ending it all, and just as she makes the first step, she is suddenly pulled back by an unknown force.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: I don't wanna.^ Spencer : But, see, Freddie's gotta fence this really mean kid named Doug Toder- Carly : I don't wanna hear about Doug Toder!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : I don't wanna.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Why not?

Spencer: 'Cause I'll jiggle.

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Sam: [after Freddie shows himself to the audience] That was our technical producer Freddie, who, last week, handcuffed me to a nerd. So guess what?... .[pause] Freddie's never kissed a girl.^ Freddie's never kissed a girl.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone and...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Never. Not once. .I heard him say so myself and Carly's a witness.okay, Later.^ Later, Carly prays to Chippy, asking him why Oz has joined with the eels.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[walks away]

.Carly: [running after Sam] Sam!^ Carly and Sam wince in horror, and run away just as a guard spots them.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Gibby : [screams and runs away after being handcuffed to Sam for an extended period of time] Carly : As if Gibby's therapist didn't have enough to deal with!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : [running after Sam] Sam!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam! .You just ruined Freddie's life!^ You just ruined Freddie's life!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Freddie, you're just as important to the show as we are.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Well, you better forward it, or you'll have all kinds of bad luck, just like Freddie did.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Freddie drops the camera he is holding.]

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[on iCarly]

.Carly: And now, what you've all been waiting for...^ Anyways, are you 14 now…cuz it was 2008 when you wrote it…I’m turning 12…so I’m little…I don’t really go on ice box…but I go on Mammoth all the time.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly] Carly : And now, what you've all been waiting for...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Now, what did you break with the baseball?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sam: Carly and I are about to have our very first...^ Sam : Carly and I are about to have our very first...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In a "very special" episode, Sam and Benson try to cheer up Carly after she is turned into an blonde white chick and the newt in her womb doubles in size.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In this very special episode, Sam and Ms. Briggs explain to Carly why shouldn't have a newt growing in her womb again.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly and Sam: MEATBALL WAR!

.Sam: With our slingshots...^ Carly and Sam : MEATBALL WAR! Sam : With our slingshots...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: And a hundred meatballs!

Sam: But um... before we start our meatball war, I wanna say something. On the last iCarly... I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone and... that was really personal and .I shouldn't say it on the show.^ I shouldn't say it on the show.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And for all you people out there who's been teasing Freddie about it, lay off!^ And for all you people out there who's been teasing Freddie about it, lay off!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So If you want to tease someone about it, tease me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When Principal Franklin sees that, you better believe he's gonna- [A janitor washes the paint off the window to Freddie's horror] .

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Because I bet a whole lot of you haven't kissed anyone either...^ Because I bet a whole lot of you haven't kissed anyone either...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Ooh, you'd bet a whole eight bucks?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone and...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

including me. Yeah. .That's right, I've never kissed anyone.^ That's right, I've never kissed anyone.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone and...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.So If you want to tease someone about it, tease me.^ So If you want to tease someone about it, tease me.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And for all you people out there who's been teasing Freddie about it, lay off!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But enough about me, I want to hear more about you guys so drop me a comment or E-mail me at lux1200@yahoo.com .

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Which is a bad idea unless if you live near a hospital!

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Freddie: I-- nah, it's stupid...

Sam: What?

.Freddie: I'm not going to say it...^ Freddie : I'm not going to say it...

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sam: Tell me!

Freddie: Well, I was just thinking--

.Sam: That we should kiss?^ Freddie : Well, I was just thinking-- Sam : That we should kiss?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Freddie: [looking down] You're going to break my arm now, aren't you.^ Freddie: You bent my teeth!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [looking down] You're going to break my arm now, aren't you.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : [looking at his ribs in the form of a necklace] You ate my ribs?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Sam: I don't play to get even.^ Sam : I don't play to get even.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[jerks Freddie towards her] Mama plays to win.^ Freddie towards her] Mama plays to win.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iGive Away a Car

Carly: Ready for your new car?

Nevel: [sarcastically] Yes, my heart is pounding.

.Sam: Good, maybe it'll explode.^ Sam : Good, maybe it'll explode.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Aw, well maybe she'll- Freddie : NO JOKES, PUCKETT, THIS IS SERIOUS CHIZZ! Carly : Okay.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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iRocked the Vote

.David Archuleta: Should we tell them what room?^ David Archuleta : Should we tell them what room?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : I don't think we should David : [pleased] Room 513.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: I don't think we should

David: [pleased] Room 513.

.Carly: Thats room five one three!^ Carly : Thats room five one three!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[holds up fingers for each number]

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.Carly: [about Spencer] He's a terrible liar.^ Carly : [about Spencer] He's a terrible liar.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spencer : But, see, Freddie's gotta fence this really mean kid named Doug Toder- Carly : I don't wanna hear about Doug Toder!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

One time we--

.Spencer: Don't tell the story!^ One time we-- Spencer : Don't tell the story!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly and her friends don't think much of it first, until the class bully tells them horror stories about what will happen to Benson.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: I'm telling the story!^ Going back to the Carly Kidz story arc, Oz tells child Carly that she has been appointed to lead the newts out of bondage, like Moses before her.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly and her friends don't think much of it first, until the class bully tells them horror stories about what will happen to Benson.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

One time we were going to ride roller-coasters on a school day, and when Spencer came to pick me up, he told Ms. Briggs he was taking me to the doctor. So Ms. Briggs says "Which one?" and Spencer says...

Spencer: [meekly] Dr. Roller-coaster.

.Carly: And guess what I didn't get to ride that day.^ Carly : And guess what I didn't get to ride that day.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Wade Collins: You are all a bunch of hob-knockers!^ You bunch of hob-knockers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Wade Collins : You are all a bunch of hob-knockers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Scene 9 Wade Collins : I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"] Scene 10 [Wade spits again] Scene 11 Wade Collins : [screams at a bystander] HOB-- HOB-- HOB-KNOCKER! Scene 12 Wade Collins : [eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Hob-knockers?^ Carly : [whispers the meaning of hob-knocker into David's ear] David : Oh!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Hob-knockers?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Wade: I'm going downstairs to get some yoggurt.^ Wade : I'm going downstairs to get some yoggurt.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: Yoggurt?

.Freddie: We're in the middle of shooting YOUR music video!^ Freddie : We're in the middle of shooting YOUR music video!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : Well, they're doughnuts, they have a hole right in the middle.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : You're cooking a steak in your locker?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Wade: UGH! Why are all Americans such IDIOTS?! [slams door]

Spencer: I thought we were hob-knockers.

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.Sam: So, Dave, what was it like hanging it out with Wade Collins?^ Carly finds something out about him (like he cuts on his wrists) but tells Sam because she's too high to give a darn.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.David Archuleta: Oh, you know, he's...okay.^ David Archuleta : Oh, you know, he's...okay.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: You don't like him, do you?^ Carly : I don't like to say it.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You don't like him, do you?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Don't you give me ultimatums!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

David: Not really, no.

.Sam: Let it out, David.^ Sam : Let it out, David.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.David: Well, he called me a hob-knocker.^ David : Well, he called me a hob-knocker.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : [whispers the meaning of hob-knocker into David's ear] David : Oh!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I don't even know what that means.^ I don't even know what that means.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Don’t you know the basic internet rule that goes DON’T POST YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET? I mean, how stupid can you get?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Carly: [whispers the meaning of hob-knocker into David's ear]

David: Oh! Gross!

Sam: And illegal.

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.Wade Collins: [in a YouTube Poop-style video] I wanted tuna fish!^ Wade Collins : [in a YouTube Poop -style video] I wanted tuna fish!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Scene 13 [Wade growls at the camera] Scene 14 Wade Collins : I hate children , I hate teenagers , I hate animals , AND I HATE AMERICA! [video ends] Carly : [sarcastically] Isn't he charming?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[knocks the plate of ham sandwich out of Carly's hand, edited to do it three times]

Scene 2

[Wade hocks and spits onto the floor]

Scene 3

.Wade Collins: [screen is flashing all different colors] I've got a pimple in my ear.^ Carly's hand, edited to do it three times] Scene 2 [Wade hocks and spits onto the floor] Scene 3 Wade Collins : [screen is flashing all different colors] I've got a pimple in my ear.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Wade takes the blowdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off] Scene 5 Wade Collins : [screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddy.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Wade Collins : You are all a bunch of hob-knockers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Scene 4

.Wade Collins: [Gibby is blow-drying his hair] Too hot!^ Scene 4 Wade Collins : [Gibby is blow-drying his hair] Too hot!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Wade takes the blowdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off] Scene 5 Wade Collins : [screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddy.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[video repeats] ...hot! [video repeats] ...hot!

Gibby: I'm sorry! [Wade takes the blowdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off]

Scene 5

.Wade Collins: [screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddy.^ [Wade takes the blowdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off] Scene 5 Wade Collins : [screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddy.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : You're cooking a steak in your locker?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : [looking down] You're going to break my arm now, aren't you.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Stupid American!

Scene 6

[Wade spits again]

Scene 7

[Wade sneezes on Gibby intentionally]

Scene 8

.Wade Collins: [walks by several music video-dressed girls] You're all a bunch of stupid American girls!^ Scene 6 [Wade spits again] Scene 7 [Wade sneezes on Gibby intentionally] Scene 8 Wade Collins : [walks by several music video-dressed girls] You're all a bunch of stupid American girls!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Wade Collins : You are all a bunch of hob-knockers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie : We're in the middle of shooting YOUR music video!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You bunch of hob-knockers!^ You bunch of hob-knockers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Wade Collins : You are all a bunch of hob-knockers!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Scene 9

Wade Collins: I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"]

Scene 10

[Wade spits again]

Scene 11

Wade Collins: [screams at a bystander] HOB-- HOB-- HOB-KNOCKER!

Scene 12

.Wade Collins: [eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful!^ Scene 9 Wade Collins : I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"] Scene 10 [Wade spits again] Scene 11 Wade Collins : [screams at a bystander] HOB-- HOB-- HOB-KNOCKER! Scene 12 Wade Collins : [eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Jibley [Gibby]!

Scene 13

[Wade growls at the camera]

Scene 14

Wade Collins: I hate children, I hate teenagers, I hate animals, AND I HATE AMERICA!

[video ends]

.Carly: [sarcastically] Isn't he charming?^ Scene 13 [Wade growls at the camera] Scene 14 Wade Collins : I hate children , I hate teenagers , I hate animals , AND I HATE AMERICA! [video ends] Carly : [sarcastically] Isn't he charming?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iMeet Fred

Fred: Why won't this cabbage speak Spanish? MUCHACHO!

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.Freddy: Why are you drinking ketchup?^ Freddy : Why are you drinking ketchup?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Why do we have to- Freddie : You were right!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam : Aw, why don't you just make me drink out of a toliet?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: My magic meatball told me to.^ Spencer : My magic meatball told me to.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

iLook Alike

.Spencer: [after being sprayed in the face with purple spray paint] Can someone bring me a tissue?^ Spencer : [after being sprayed in the face with purple spray paint] Can someone bring me a tissue?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Carly: [reacting to Spencer saying no to her going to a MMA match] Okay, since when did you turn uncool?^ Carly : Woah, when did you get so strong?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Not unless I say it's okay.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Well, did you try saying lamp in Japanese?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Spencer: Um, when did you turn into a big baby who yells at me the first time she doesn't get what she wants?^ Anyways, are you 14 now…cuz it was 2008 when you wrote it…I’m turning 12…so I’m little…I don’t really go on ice box…but I go on Mammoth all the time.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ March 12th, 2008 at 2:31 am Said: haha thats cool let me guess right after you turned into rock hopper you got banned?

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ April 11th, 2009 at 9:02 am Said: ya how did you hack rockhopper can you tell me how i want to get my non member penguin banned.

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Carly: Right when you stop giving me what I want!^ Carly : Right when you stop giving me what I want!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : Don't you give me ultimatums!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : What do you want, Nevel?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Fake Sam: Hey, when did Freddie start looking so hot?^ Fake Sam : Hey, when did Freddie start looking so hot?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Spencer persuades his date Connie to juggle, who starts to do so just as Freddie catches his attention with the fake pie] Freddie : Don't mind me, I'm just a guy having some pie!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Freddie looks at Sam in shock] Sam : Just until he's golden brown!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Real Sam: Okay, this chick is nothing like me!^ Sam agrees, and she acts like nothing's happened.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The Great Benson Freddie Benson acts like he's in love with Carly, but it's really just to cover up his love for Sam.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Real Carly: Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!^ Real Carly : Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : You coming?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly : I can't believe the two of you are sisters.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Real Sam: [to the fake Sam] You ever been arrested?^ Real Sam : [to the fake Sam] You ever been arrested?

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Fake Sam: No.

.Real Sam: We cannot be related.^ Real Sam : We cannot be related.

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Spencer: [walking in on the fake iCarly cast] Holy similar!^ Spencer : [walking in on the fake iCarly cast] Holy similar!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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.Spencer: [on the couch, waking up after recovering from a brutal toss against a wall] Ugh...I mean it Carly!^ Spencer wakes up from his coma and Carly takes him home.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly and Sam wake up.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sam orders Spencer to amputate her arm, but her blood loss makes her delerious and she ends up in Limbo, a state "between" life and death, where she meets Carly.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You're grounded for two...two weeks!^ You're grounded for two...two weeks!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[notices iCarly on the computer featuring Jackson Colt] Why is Jackson Colt dancing with a bra?

iWant My Website Back

.Spencer: The bunny has conflicting emotions!^ Spencer : The bunny has conflicting emotions!

• iCarly - Wikiquote 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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[Carly and Freddie look at the computer screen and scream in horror]

Carly: AHHH! It's Mandy!

Freddie: Oh it IS her.

Carly: Of course it's her! Why would I say "it's her" if it wasn't her?! .OH MY GOD it's her!^ Taylor , on October 25th, 2009 at 2:38 pm Said: oh how did you hack rockhopper oh my god!!!

• About Lux1200 « Club Penguin Cheats Site™ 23 January 2010 22:43 UTC clubpenguincheatcp.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Carly: [to Spencer] What size dress do you wear?

Spencer: [quickly] Ten. Why?

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Carly: iCarly has been hijacked by a psycotic she-duck!

Spencer: [pulling a package out of his grocery bag] Mexican sponges!

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Carly: What do you want, Nevel?

Nevel: The same thing I wanted on the day we first met. A kiss. A kiss is what I seek. Upon your lips. No, not your cheek!

.Carly: Okay, first of all, no one likes a rhymer.^ This upsets Carly at first, but like the previous Carly, she eventually gets used to it and starts to love the newt in her belly.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ For a moment Carly considers jumping off and ending it all, and just as she makes the first step, she is suddenly pulled back by an unknown force.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Carly replies that she's eaten no food since the first hurl.

• User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 14 January 2010 4:19 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

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Mandy: [petting Spencer's shirt] Nice bird...

Spencer: Stop it!

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Spencer: [pretending to be an old woman] I never knew you were such a handsome young boy!

Nevel: Oh, I blush!

iMake Sam Girlier

.Wendy: ...and at some point during the slumber party, Sam took my bra, filled it with pudding, and stuck it in the freezer.^ After some misunderstandings with Benson, Carly becomes convinced that the Sam stole her belly newt, when in reality, Sam only took it in reluctantly.

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.Then in the morning she took it out and threatened to beat my brother with it unless he gave her his muffin.^ August 29th, 2009 at 4:34 am Said: My brother waited in line when halo 3 first came out and he is a halo freak too!!

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Gibby: A couple years ago I asked Sam to go with me to the Junior High dance.

Everyone: Awwww...

Gibby: So she broke my thumb.

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.Carly: Gibby, don't you want to put your vest back on?^ November 11th, 2009 at 5:46 am Said: Hey,Lux1200 can you give me your skype i realy want to say something to you?

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^ Lux1200~: You can start your website with a free template from http://www.wordpress.com…Good Luck and comment back when you get your site up and running!

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^ December 20th, 2008 at 7:04 pm Said: oh lux i add you to my blogroll now can you put me on yours .

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Gibby: What are you, a cop?

iGo Nuclear

Carly: [screams and trows a worm at the celing] Aww, you stuck to the celing.

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Carly: You think I'm pudgy.

Spencer: I never said that.

.Carly: Maybe you should leave before my skirt explodes!^ However, before Chippy leaves, he triples the size of Ube to help Carly with her newt withdrawal.

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Spencer: I never said--[a worm falls on Spencer's head] a worm fell on my head.

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Women on video: --Now to start making your composter--

Carly: You mean com"poo"ster?

iReunite with Missy

[Carly and Missy squeal and hug repeatedly]

.Sam: Are you gonna do that every day?^ I check every single day if you can add me on club penguin or see if you are online.

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.Carly: [about Sam being paranoid] And last year you were sure Gibby was a mermaid.^ Carly reveals about a year and a a half ago, she had traveled back to the present Carly's time, but suffered death, and was resurrected in her own age.

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^ Carly then asks Oz the newt if she should tell Sam about this.

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^ Sam and Benson confront Carly about getting another newt in her belly, but Carly explains that she missed the newt that was in her belly.

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Sam: He hates wearing shirts! Coincidence?

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Sam: I feel like butt!

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Carly: [about the expiration date of a box of chocolates] I can't read this. It's written in...foreign.

.Sam: Well I looked it up, it says 1992. That chocolate's older than the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!^ Carly, Sam, and Benson watches an episode of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", and then, Will Smith came into their apartment.

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^ Mark looks at the program, and discovers that Sam has screwed it up.

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Sam: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

.Freddie: No, I said, "Sam, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Benson," and then you licked the swing set.^ Allen , on June 9th, 2009 at 12:50 am Said: can you tell me how to hack?

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^ Benson, Sam, and Mark try to help Carly to learn how to stop farting, but to no avail.

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^ Devo fds , on January 18th, 2009 at 3:31 am Said: HEY LUKE OR LUX 1200 TELL ME WHAT SEVER YOU ALWAYS GO ON PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ .

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iTake On Dingo

Sam: Those dingo people are dead!

Carly: What are we going to do?

Sam: Were gonna find them and kick them in their dingos!

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Sam: Let's shake 'em up.

Carly: Woah woah woah, what is that?

Sam: A sock full of butter.

.Carly: We're not just going to go in there and start hitting people with a big buttery sock!^ Oz then tells Carly and Spencer that they must go Egypt to liberate the newts there.

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^ Lux1200: Cyberboy, you can start a free website on wordpress, just go to http://www.wordpress.com .

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^ Carly also considers re-starting her modeling career, now that her belly is flat for the first time in over a year.

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Sam: Fine, but if they deny stealing ideas from iCarly im gonna get swingy with this thing!

Carly: Not unless I say it's okay.

iMust Have Locker 239

[Everyone is standing in front of Locker 239]

Freddie: I could fit a whole editing bay in there...

Sam: You could fit a body in there...

[Everyone looks at her oddly]

Sam: IF. ONE. NEEDED. TO.

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Principal Franklin: Yes Gibby, you have a question.

Gibby: Yes. How many fat cakes are in that container?

.Principal Franklin: Oh Gibby, there's so much not right about you.^ About ‘no more than 100 buddies’ there’s a good cheat: if I am asking you to be my buddy and you say ‘yes’ I can be your 101st or 102nd buddy!

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^ October 31st, 2009 at 7:21 pm Said: oh and if you want to make it up to me go to icebox right now.

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^ May 18th, 2009 at 8:35 pm Said: yo Lux can I meet you Maybe today at ice palace at the ice berg right now I am there!

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Principal Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5. [holds up a piece of paper with Gibby's name and the number five on it]

Gibby: I won?! I won! [starts taking of his shirt]

Principal Franklin: No Gibby, you didn't win. .In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.^ March 10th, 2009 at 8:09 pm Said: Do your friends call you luke skywalker??

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Gibby: Again?

iTwins

[during the iCarly webcast]

Sam: I call this video "Gullible Freddie." Check this out.

[In the video, Freddie walks into Ridgeway dressed up as a clown. Everyone laughs]

Freddie: Hey! Why aren't you guys dressed as clowns?! [Carly and Sam burst out laughing]

Sam: What do you mean?

.Freddie: I got an email from the school telling me that today was clown day.^ Today which is the 18th was my last day of school.

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Didn't you guys get-- you guys sent me the email.

.Carly: [points to Sam] She made me!^ Sam points her gun at Carly, then throws it out the window and gives Carly a hug.

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Freddie: Wait, is this on camera? GIBBY, COME HERE! [screen goes to static]

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.Freddie: Sam would rather chew broken glass then go out on a date with me for a whole Saturday night, no way she's going through with this!^ She has 3 friends , Sam and Benson who are both secret lovers but bully each other to keep anyone from finding out, and Mark, a rather mysterious young man.

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Carly: You asked Melanie.

.Freddie: OOOKAAAYYY. You can pretend I'm going on a date with Melanie, but I know...^ May 19th, 2009 at 3:36 am Said: Do let us know if you have up to date news… .

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^ You dont even know how excited I am to Maybe see the party that Luke is going to be throwing which has over100,000 hits.

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^ Jujur Raja Laut , on May 17th, 2009 at 4:57 am Said: Do let us know if you have up to date news… .

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I've got a date with Sam. [chokes on smoothie and coughs it out]

Carly: WHAT?!

Freddie: I'VE GOT A DATE WITH SAM!

T-Bo: You wanna buy a pickle?

Freddie: NO!!!!!

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Freddie: So, Melanie... you look pretty hot tonight.

Melanie: Thanks! I love your shirt!

Freddie: No, you don't. .Carly said you hate stripes!^ January 31st, 2009 at 8:36 am Said: i hate you lux u are mean i am your foe .

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Melanie: Sam hates stripes.

Freddie: How long are you gonna keep this up?! [pushes Melanie on her shoulder] Just admit you're Sam and we can leave!

Melanie: I would, ow... [rubs her shoulder] ...but I'm not Sam!

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[Freddie and Melanie are slow-dancing]

Freddie: I can't believe you're doing this.

Melanie: Why? I like you!

Freddie: You hate me; you always have!

Melanie: Maybe Sam hates you.

Freddie: You ARE Sam!

Melanie: Really? Would Sam do this? [kisses Freddie on the lips]

Freddie: You swore we'd never do that again!

Melanie: I didn't swear anything.

[Freddie becomes extremely paranoid and runs away; Melanie chases him]

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.Sam: How could you make out with Freddie?^ Sam is out of hospital following her car accident, and she goes overboard in making sure her classmates are safe.

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^ Viper1688 , on September 5th, 2009 at 9:52 pm Said: Hey Lux How do you make your very own website.

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^ Sam makes the team, but Carly doesn't, as the newt in her belly makes her too uncoordinated to pass the try-outs.

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Melanie: He's adorable!

Carly: I can't believe the two of you are sisters.

Sam & Melanie: Me neither.

Season 3

iThink They Kissed

Spencer: Hey. .Which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow?^ September 22nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm Said: if you hack him one penguin mite think that was you so it mite ban you so dont do it .

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^ I happend to be on CP one day and I noticed you and everyone chasing you and wearing green.

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Carly: To where?

Spencer: Prison.

Freddie: Prison?

.Carly: Oh my God, what did you download?^ December 20th, 2008 at 7:04 pm Said: oh lux i add you to my blogroll now can you put me on yours .

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^ April 11th, 2009 at 9:02 am Said: ya how did you hack rockhopper can you tell me how i want to get my non member penguin banned.

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^ And did you play the new pokemon game, My Pokemon Ranch?

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Carly: Woah, when did you get so strong?

Freddie: Same time the voice got lower!

iCook

Freddie: You're cooking a steak in your locker?

Sam: Well, I'm not going to eat raw meat after what happened last time. Stupid parasites.

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Carly: He's not doing anything anymore.

Sam and Freddie: What? Why?

[They turn to face each other, and then slap each other]

iSpeed Date

[After Austin changes the subject several times]

Carly: Shut up!

Austin: What-

Carly: Shut up, shut up, shut up! You never let me finish one sentence since this night and I-

Austin: What are you trying to say?

Carly: Get out of here!

iCarly Awards

iHave My Principals

Freddie: All right, we called Principal Franklin and he should be here any second, so when he gets here, I want you guys--

T-Bo: You wanna buy a doughnut?

Freddie: No, we're having a meeting.

Sam: Why'd you stick the doughnuts on that way?

T-Bo: Whattaya saying?

Freddie: Well, they're doughnuts, they have a hole right in the middle.

.Sam: But you put the stick through the sides.^ By putting her into a chair, and brainwashing her, Mark is able to turn Sam to their side.

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T-Bo: Man. This is embarrassing.

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[After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking]

T-Bo: You wanna buy a doughnut? .[angrier, to Carly, Sam, and Freddie] I fixed 'em.^ However, Carly and Sam manage to fix the engine by using the corpses of the lost newts, and they take off, leaving Mark stranded on the planet.

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^ The Great Benson Freddie Benson acts like he's in love with Carly, but it's really just to cover up his love for Sam.

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.Sam: Wearing blue and knaki makes me feel like a nub.^ Carly is then infected by the Shadow virus, which turns her hair blue, making her look more and more like a hot anime babe.

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[to Freddie] No offense to you and all the other nubs in the world.

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Mr Howard: You! Wipe that look off your face!

Freddie: This isn't a look! This is just my face!

Mr Howard: Well then you should get your money back.

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Carly:Well Bye!

Sam:Good Luck!

Freddie:Pantalones!

iFind Lewbert's Lost Love

iMove Out

Freddie: Oh my--

Freddie's mom: [sternly] You better end that with gosh.

Freddie: Dear Gosh, please make her leave.

iCarly Movies

iGo to Japan

Sam: Carly, when Mrs. Briggs said that you couldn't pick people for the talent show did you give up?

Carly: No.

.Sam: And what about the time when those cops were screaming and yelling at me to stop running, did I give up?^ Carly finds something out about him (like he cuts on his wrists) but tells Sam because she's too high to give a darn.

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Carly: No, you kept running.

.Sam: And Freddie, have you given up that someday Carly will fall in love with you?^ Carly and Sam wake up.

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^ In a "very special" episode, Sam and Benson try to cheer up Carly after she is turned into an blonde white chick and the newt in her womb doubles in size.

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^ Carly begins to worry that she will lose her Newt when it starts to fall in love with Ned's Newt, and she realizes it is now a part of her.

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Freddie: No.

Sam: Well you should.

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Mrs. Benson: I will not do my business in this bucket! I'm a lady!

Pilot: Oh, I understand. [hands Mrs. Benson a pink bucket with flowers]

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[after acting out their whole journey]

Theodore: [in Japanese] They are supposed to be here. They are performers.

Guard: [in Japanese] Oh sorry my mistake, I have a bladder infection.

Theodore: [in Japanese] I'm sorry. [in English] Get him some cranberry juice.

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Secretary in Lobby: Hello. Welcome to Hotel Nakamura. May I help you?

Carly: [gestures to Freddie] Yeah, we're checking in.

Secretary in Lobby: Aw, honeymoon couple?

[Freddie looks at Carly with romantic eyes. Carly slaps him]

iDate a Bad Boy

Griffin: I didn't steal it. Just took it for a little joy ride.

Spencer: Well, what about my joy?!

.Carly: Yeah, look what you made him do to our laundry!^ Just as Uber-Mark III looks like he is about to win, Oz tells him about his kiss with Carly.

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^ Angry with Ms. Briggs, Carly decides to rat her out to the principal, telling him that she sneaks drinks when the kids aren't looking.

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I'm gonna have to refold most of that!

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Griffin: [talking to Carly] If I go to your apartment, your brother´s gonna tase me or something.

Sam: Nah, I´ve been tased...It´s not so bad.[with a dreamy look] It´s actually kind of a rush....

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Spencer: I may be an idiot...but I'm not stupid.

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.Carly: [to Peter the penguin] I know how to get the dirt of your beak.^ Im trying to send you a pic of my penguin but i dont know how!!

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^ December 11th, 2008 at 5:13 pm Said: How can penguins get on your buddy list?

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^ November 20th, 2009 at 2:26 pm Said: how do you change the picture to your penguin when you add a coment?

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[slowly moves drill towards Peter's face]

Griffin: I'm back!

Carly: Nothing! [throws the drill on the bed]

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Carly:[to Griffin] Why don't you steal something and go "Duhh I stole something"?

iFight Shelby Marx

Shelby: I'm Shelby Marx.

Carly: [terrified] AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

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.Wendy: Carly, you're seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx?^ Carly: The last good show on Nickelodeon if you're high.

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Carly: Well, yeah, but it's just for fun...

.Wendy: Do you know how hard she can punch and kick?^ Im trying to send you a pic of my penguin but i dont know how!!

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^ WILDWIND3 , on April 13th, 2009 at 4:02 pm Said: do you know how good that felt to say that i am mad .

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^ You dont even know how excited I am to Maybe see the party that Luke is going to be throwing which has over100,000 hits.

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.I heard that Shelby once knocked this Russian girl's teeth out with just a kick to the jaw.^ Mark is knocked out, and enters a black void, where he once again meets Caprica Six.

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Sam: Yeah! And now she talks like blah, blah, blah, blah!

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.Carly: I'm not a twig, I'm getting curvier every day!^ Additionally, his inability to have relations with his wife Carly, because the newts snap at his privy member every time it gets close to Carly, is also taking its toll on Mark.

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^ In this very special episode, Sam, Benson, and nearly every other character in the show bitch at Carly for getting another newt in her belly.

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Freddie: I know.

Carly: Eyes up, dude.

iQuit iCarly

Sam: loudly T-Bo!

T-Bo: loudly, angrily What?

Sam: I want a table as far away from them. indicates Carly and Dave

T-Bo: still angry Have I ever cared where you sat.

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Dave: gets hit with a muffin Ow!

Carly: What?

Dave: He just threw a muffin at me.

Carly: Well, that is ... gets hit with a muffin by Sam Ow! Sam!

Sam: Accident

Dave: You got a cranberry on your nose.

Carly: removes the cranberry, folds her arms, and grabs a muffin and attempts to hit Sam, but it hits an elderly lady

Elderly Woman: Ahhhh!

Carly: shocked I'm so sorry!

Sam: I accept your apology.

Carly: It wasn't for you; it was for the lady I "muffined".

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.Carly: I know you're upset, but hedge clippers are never the answer.^ Carly returns to the Green House folowing her stint in re-hab, and she is upset to find that Oz has already hired another advisor.

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^ Carly questions Ube and Caprica about it, and receives the answer that they have never made love.

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^ Carly: The last good show on Nickelodeon if you're high.

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Sam: Wellll......

.Carly: Never the answer!!!!!!!!!!^ Carly questions Ube and Caprica about it, and receives the answer that they have never made love.

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