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Jay Leno
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Jay Leno in 2006
Birth name James Douglas Muir Leno
Born April 28, 1950 (1950-04-28) (age 59)[1]
New Rochelle, New York, U.S.[1]
Medium Television
Nationality American
Years active 1973 – present
Genres Observational comedy
Subject(s) Everyday life, American culture
Influences Johnny Carson, Robert Klein, Alan King, George Carlin, Don Rickles, Bob Newhart, Rodney Dangerfield
Influenced Dennis Miller[2]
Spouse Mavis Leno (1980 – present)
Notable works and roles The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (host, 1992 – 2009)
The Jay Leno Show
(host, 2009 – 2010)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (host, 2010 – present)
Signature Jay Leno Autograph.svg
Website The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Emmy Awards
Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series
1995 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (pronounced /ˈlɛnoʊ/; born April 28, 1950)[1] is an American stand-up comedian and television host. From 1992 to 2009, Leno was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. (Eastern Time, UTC-5), also on NBC. After The Jay Leno Show was cancelled in January 2010 amid a host controversy, Leno returned to host The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on March 1, 2010.[3]

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Early life

Jay Leno was born in New Rochelle, New York, on April 28, 1950. His mother, Catherine (née Muir), a homemaker, was born in Greenock, Scotland, and came to the United States at age 11. Her schooling was limited and as a result she prized her children's successes. Leno's father, Angelo, who worked as an insurance salesman, was born in New York to immigrants from Flumeri, Italy.[4] Leno grew up in Andover, Massachusetts, and although his high school guidance counselor recommended that he drop out of school, he later obtained a Bachelor's degree in speech therapy from Emerson College, where he started a comedy club in 1973.[5] Leno's siblings include his late older brother, Patrick, who was a Vietnam veteran[6] and a lawyer.[5]

Career

Leno in 1993, shortly after becoming host of The Tonight Show

The Tonight Show

He replaced Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show in 1992, after having been a regular substitute host for Carson since 1987.[7] Leno continued to perform as a stand-up comedian throughout his tenure on The Tonight Show.

In 2004, Leno signed a contract extension with NBC which would keep him as host of The Tonight Show until 2009.[8] Later in 2004, Conan O'Brien signed a contract with NBC under which O'Brien would become the host of The Tonight Show in 2009, replacing Leno at that time.[9]

During the 2007-2008 WGA Writers strike, Leno was accused of violating WGA guidelines by writing his own monologue for The Tonight Show. While NBC and Leno claim there were private meetings with the WGA where there was a secret agreement allowing this, the WGA denied such a meeting.[10] Leno answered questions in front of the Writers Guild of America, West trial committee in February 2009 and June 2009, and when the WGAW published its list of strike-breakers on 11 August 2009, Leno was not on the list.[11][12]

Leno said in 2008 that he was saving all of his income from The Tonight Show and living solely off his income from stand-up comedy.[13]

On April 23, 2009, Leno checked himself into a hospital with an undisclosed illness.[14] He was released the following day and returned to work on Monday, April 27. The two subsequently cancelled Tonight Show episodes for April 23 and April 24 were Leno's first in 17 years as host.[15][16] Initially, the illness that caused the absence was not disclosed, but later Leno told People magazine that the ailment was exhaustion.[16][17]

Michael Jackson trial

In the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson over allegations of child molestation, Leno appeared as a defense witness (many celebrity defense witnesses had been expected, but Leno was one of the few whose testimony was actually needed). In his testimony regarding a call by the accuser, Leno testified that he never called the police, that no money was asked for, and there was no coaching - but that the calls seemed unusual and scripted.[18]

As a result, Leno was initially not allowed to continue telling jokes about Jackson or the case, which had been a fixture of The Tonight Show's opening monologue in particular. But he and his show's writers used a legal loophole by having Leno briefly step aside while stand-in comedians took the stage and told jokes about the trial. Stand-ins included Roseanne Barr, Drew Carey, Brad Garrett, and Dennis Miller among others.[19]

Succession by Conan O'Brien and The Jay Leno Show

Because Leno's show continued to lead all late-night programming in the Nielsen ratings, the pending expiration of Leno's contract led to speculation about whether he would become a late-night host for another network after his commitment to NBC expired.[20] Leno left The Tonight Show on Friday May 29, 2009,[21][22] and Conan O'Brien took over on June 1, 2009.

On December 8, 2008, it was reported that Leno would remain on NBC and move to a new hour-long show at 10 p.m. Eastern Time (9 p.m. Central Time) five nights a week.[23] This show follows a similar format to The Tonight Show, tapes at the same lot, and retains many of Leno's most popular segments. Late Night host Conan O'Brien was his successor on The Tonight Show.[24]

Jay Leno's new show, titled The Jay Leno Show, debuted on September 14, 2009. It was announced at the Television Critics Association summer press tour that it will feature one or two celebrities, the occasional musical guest, and keep the popular "Headlines" segments, which would air near the end of the show. The show would also include a new segment called the "Green Car Challenge" in which celebrities will race around a track for the title of the fastest green celebrity. First guests included Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah Winfrey (via satellite), and a short sit-down with Kanye West discussing his controversy at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.[25]

Timeslot conflict and return to The Tonight Show

O'Brien quickly gained online support during the controversy.[26]

In their new roles, neither O'Brien nor Leno succeeded in delivering the viewing audiences the network anticipated. On January 7, 2010, multiple media outlets reported that beginning March 1, 2010, Jay Leno would move from his 10pm weeknight time slot to 11:35pm, due to a combination of pressure from local affiliates whose newscasts were suffering, and both Leno's and O'Brien's poor ratings.[27][28] Leno's show would be shortened from an hour to 30 minutes. All NBC late night programming would be preempted by the 2010 Winter Olympics between February 15 and February 26. This would move The Tonight Show to 12:05am, a post-midnight timeslot for the first time in its history. O'Brien's contract stipulated that NBC could move the show back to 12:05 a.m. without penalty (a clause put in primarily to accommodate sports preemptions).[29]

On January 10, NBC confirmed that they would move Jay Leno out of primetime as of February 12 and intended to move him to late night as soon as possible.[30][31] TMZ reported that O'Brien was given no advance notice of this change, and that NBC offered him two choices: an hour-long 12:05am time slot, or the option to leave the network.[32] On January 12, O'Brien issued a press release that stated he would not continue with Tonight if it moved to a 12:05am time slot,[33] saying, "I believe that delaying The Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show."

On January 21, it was announced that NBC had struck a deal with O'Brien. It was decided that O'Brien would leave The Tonight Show. The deal was made that O'Brien would receive a $33 million payout and that his staff of almost 200 would receive $12 million in the departure. O'Brien's final episode aired on Friday, January 22.[34][35][36] Leno returned as host of The Tonight Show following the 2010 Winter Olympics on March 1, 2010.

Public image

Criticism of Leno

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Leno has faced heated criticism and increasing negative publicity for his perceived role in the 2010 Tonight Show timeslot conflict.[37][38] Critics have pointed to a 2004 Tonight Show clip, wherein Leno claimed he would allow O'Brien to take over without incident.[38][39] At the time, Leno stated he didn't want O'Brien to leave for a competing network, adding, "I'll be 59 when [the switch occurs], that's five years from now. There's really only one person who could have done this into his 60s, and that was Johnny Carson; I think it's fair to say I'm no Johnny Carson."[39] Leno also described The Tonight Show as a dynasty, saying "you hold it and hand it off to the next person. And I don't want to see all the fighting..." At the end of the segment, he said, "Conan, it's yours! See you in five years, buddy!"[40]

Actor and comedian Patton Oswalt was among the first celebrities to openly voice disappointment with Leno, saying, "Comedians who don't like Jay Leno now, and I'm one of them, we're not like, 'Jay Leno sucks;' it's that we're so hurt and disappointed that one of the best comedians of our generation... willfully has shut the switch off."[41] Rosie O'Donnell has been among O'Brien's most vocal and vehement supporters,[42][43] calling Leno a "bully" and his recent actions "classless and kind of career-defining."[44] Howard Stern, who has been openly critical of Leno for years, has become even more so in the wake of the controversy.[45]

Bill Zehme, the co-author of Leno's autobiography Leading with My Chin, told the LA Times: "The thing Leno should do is walk, period. He's got everything to lose in terms of public popularity by going back. People will look at him differently. He'll be viewed as the bad guy."[46]

Support for Leno

NBC Sports head executive and former Saturday Night Live producer Dick Ebersol spoke out against all who had recently mocked Leno, calling them "chicken-hearted and gutless."[47] Jeff Gaspin also defended Leno: "This has definitely crossed the line. Jay Leno is the consummate professional and one of the hardest-working people in television. It's a shame that he's being pulled into this."[46] Paul Reiser and Jerry Seinfeld are two of the few celebrities to have voiced support for Leno.[48][49] Responding to the mounting criticism, Leno claimed that NBC had assured him that O'Brien was willing to accept the proposed arrangement and then would not let either host out of their contract.[50] Leno also said that the situation was "all business."[50] He appeared on the January 28 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show in an attempt to repair some of the damage done to his public image.[51][52]

Personal life

Leno with President Barack Obama in March 2009

Leno has been married since 1980 to Mavis Leno; they have no children.[53]

He is known for his prominent jaw, which has been described as mandibular prognathism.[54] In the book Leading with My Chin he stated that he is aware of surgery that could reset his mandible, but does not wish to endure a prolonged healing period with his jaws wired shut.

Leno is dyslexic.[5] He claims to sleep only four to five hours each night.[55] Leno does not drink or smoke, nor does he gamble.[56] He spends most of his free time visiting car collections or working in his private garage.[56]

Leno reportedly earns $32 million each year;[57] his total net worth is unknown, but has been estimated to be at least $150 million or more.[58] In an interview with USA Today, Leno claimed that he has never spent any of the money he's made from The Tonight Show, and has always lived off of the millions of dollars he makes each year from performing stand-up.[59]

Charity

Along with his wife, he donated $100,000 in 2001 to the Feminist Majority's campaign to stop gender apartheid in Afghanistan, to educate the public regarding the plight of women in Afghanistan under Taliban rule. Mavis Leno is on the board of the Feminist Majority.[60][61]

In 2009, he donated $100,000 to a scholarship fund at Salem State College in honor of Lennie Sogoloff. Mr. Sogoloff gave Leno his start at his jazz club, Lennie's-on-the-Turnpike.[62]

Leno arriving at the 45th Primetime Emmy Awards in his Hispano-Suiza Aero[63]

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Vehicle collection

Leno owns approximately 200 vehicles, including about 100 cars.[64] He also has a website called "Jay Leno's Garage," which contains video clips and photos of his automobiles in detail.[65]

He has a regular column in Popular Mechanics which showcases his car collection and gives advice about various automotive topics, including restoration and unique models, such as his jet-powered motorcycle and solar-powered hybrid. Leno also writes occasional "Motormouth" articles for The Sunday Times,[66] reviewing high-end sports cars and giving his humorous take on automotive matters.

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Preceded by
Conan O'Brien
Host of The Tonight Show
March 1, 2010–present
Succeeded by
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Preceded by
Johnny Carson
Host of The Tonight Show
May 25, 1992–May 29, 2009
Succeeded by
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Quotes

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Jay Leno (born April 28, 1950), comedian, host of The Tonight Show

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The Tonight Show

  • I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada".
  • How many watched the President's speech last night?
    [half-hearted audience applause]
    How many watched American Idol?
    [thundering applause]
    Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.
  • So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh— meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?".
  • A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. […] At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.
  • And some sad news… the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similarities.
  • Women will soon be able to make their own sperm using their own bone marrow. Is that unbelievable? How unfair is that for us guys, huh? I mean, all these years, we've been in charge of manufacturing and distribution, you know what I'm saying? We provide free delivery and installation…
  • "Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."
    • Speaking of the discovery that obesity is contagious
    • Monologue, 26 July 2007
  • How many of you watched the vice presidential debate expecting Sarah Palin to screw up? Be honest.
[cheers and applause]
And how many of you watched the debate expecting Joe Biden to screw up?
[more cheers and applause]
And how many of you watched the baseball game knowing the Cubs would screw up?
[more applause]
  • [about the Chicago Cubs being swept by the L.A. Dodgers in the 2008 NLDS]
How about next year, we only let the Cubs play using steroids?
  • Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".

French bashing

  • Well, there's nothing funnier to me than the French. The French Resistance is probably the biggest mythical joke that ever existed. There were four guys in the French Resistance. They couldn't hand over the Jewish people fast enough. Oh, please, don't tell me about the French. The French have all sorts of secret deals with Saddam and everybody else for two cents a liter. It's an easy target.
  • French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.
    • The Tonight Show, November 26, 2004
  • "This is now the twelfth day of rioting in France. They have been rioting for almost two weeks. And France has still not surrendered. That's like a record.
    • The Tonight Show, November 7, 2005, as reported on miquelon.org
  • Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. ... They won after France’s best player got ejected for head butting. That’s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years
    • The Tonight Show, July 11th, 2006

Miscellaneous

  • In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.
    • Said on a 2008 episode (12.7) of British motoring program Top Gear.
  • Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.
    • Said on a 2009 episode (13.7) of British motoring program Top Gear.

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[[File:|thumb|Jay Leno]] Jay Leno (born James Douglas Muir on April 28, 1950) is an Emmy Award-winning American comedian. He currently works on late night television. He became host of The Tonight Show in 1992, when Johnny Carson retired. In 2007, during the writer's strike, Leno sided with the writers, although he returned to his show after two months (without the writers besides himself) so that his staff would not be out of work. Despite leading the late-night ratings, he was forced out as host of the Tonight Show in 2009 to make way for Conan O'Brien. On March 1, 2010, he will become The Tonight Show host once again, because of poor ratings with both himself and Conan O'Brien.

He now stars in his own prime-time comedy show, the The Jay Leno Show, which debuted September 14, 2009.

He guest-starred twice on the Nickelodeon TV series The Fairly OddParents as the Crimson Chin. His character's name uses the fact that Leno has a large and square chin.








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