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Lee Evans
Lee Evans 2004-11-13.jpg
Lee Evans in 2004.
Born 25 February 1964 (1964-02-25) (age 46)
Avonmouth, Bristol, England
Medium Actor, comedian, writer, musician
Nationality British
Years active 1988–present
Spouse Heather Nudds (m. 1984–present) «start: (1984)»"Marriage: Heather Nudds to Lee Evans (comedian)" Location: (linkback:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Evans_(comedian))
Website Official website

Lee Evans (born 25 February 1964)[1] is an English stand-up comedian, writer, actor and musician.

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Personal life

Lee Evans was born in Avonmouth, Bristol, England, the son of Dave Evans, a nightclub performer and Shirley Evans.[2] His secondary school was The Billericay School in Billericay, Essex. After a spell as a boxer and two years at Thurrock art college in Essex, Evans decided to follow in his father's footsteps in the entertainment business. In his teens he moved to Rhyl, Wales,[citation needed] and played drums in a punk rock band called The Forgotten Five.[3]

In 1984, he married Heather Nudds[4] with whom he has a daughter, Mollie (born 1993). They currently live in Billericay, Essex.[5]

Stand-up comedy

Evans rose to fame during the 1990s, becoming noted for his loud, hot, sweaty, energetic on-stage performances, humorous voices and very physical observational comedy. His style of slapstick, physical humour has led to frequent comparisons with Norman Wisdom, though Evans does not regard Wisdom as an influence.[6] In his earlier work, he often used a dysfunctional character called Malcolm to illustrate how he viewed unusual characters in the world. In 1993, Evans won the Perrier Comedy Award for his work at the Edinburgh Festival.[7]

One of the trademarks of Evans's performances is his sweatiness: he is usually drenched in his own sweat. During most of his headlining performances, he often takes an intermission, during which he changes into a completely different suit; he once said that this was because he was "as nervous as a nun awaiting her pregnancy test results". He has also said that his suits are regularly thrown away after just one performance, mainly because of the sweat, with dry-cleaners refusing to handle them.[8] An opening video shown in his Big 2008 Tour parodies his sweatiness by showing Lee panicking in his dressing room before walking on-stage, resulting in his dressing room being flooded.

A second trademark is The Lee Evans Trio, which consists of him on a bare stage, in a spotlight, miming to a recording of instrumental sound; the spotlight goes out, only to reappear in another location, to which Evans has moved during the blackout, and where he is now miming playing a different instrument. He mimes in three locations, with an imaginary drum kit, double bass and piano.[9]

A third trademark is his apparent "stage fright". At the beginning of his act he'll often pretend to get the microphone cord tangled up or thrown over his shoulder, or even that it doesn't work (he'll begin to talk but nothing is heard, until the end of a gag or question is suddenly audible). He may spend the first few minutes rambling as if he can't remember what he came on stage for. Often he will tilt the microphone stand and pretend to machine gun the audience, again as a nervous reaction and supposed "time filler".

Evans is also known for performing music skits at the end of every gig, usually his world-famous mime to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"[10] is performed as an encore.

In November 2005, Evans broke the world record for a solo act performing to the biggest comedy audience, playing to 10,108 at the Manchester Evening News Arena,[11].

Evans toured Britain with a brand new stand-up act, "Big", in Autumn 2008, with a DVD of the tour released in on the 24th of November 2008. This was scheduled to involve the first ever performance by a comedian at the O2 Arena in London until Chris Rock announced dates that would take place at the venue prior to Evans. The DVD became the best selling comedy DVD in Britain for Christmas 2008[12] selling over one million copies.[13]

Evans completed his Big Tour around the UK in 2008, and played many sold out shows on this tour, such as in London and Belfast. During this tour he performed in front of over 500,000 people on 59 dates.[14]

Evans has confirmed that he will return to stand-up with a new tour in 2011.[15]

Acting and other work

Evans has made a number of film appearances, most notably in Funny Bones, MouseHunt, There's Something About Mary, The Fifth Element, The Ladies Man, The Martins and The Medallion. Evans also provided the voice for Zippo in the 2002 TV miniseries Dinotopia and Train in the 2005 film The Magic Roundabout.

From 1993-1994 Evans appeared in the Channel 4 late-night show Viva Cabaret!, both as a host and as a guest performer. In 1996, Evans starred in Channel 4 series, The World of Lee Evans. In 2001, he wrote a sitcom called So What Now?.

In 2004 he starred as a paranoid murder suspect in his first non-comic role in the film Freeze Frame. Although warned they may never grow back, he shaved his eyebrows (as well as his hair).

From 2004 - 2005 he played Leo Bloom in the London production of The Producers along with Nathan Lane, with whom he also starred in MouseHunt, in which they played brothers. In 2007 he appeared in the 50th anniversay production of The Dumb Waiter. May 2007 saw him star in the television drama The History of Mr Polly.

Evans is also a singer and musician as is shown on the Lee Evans XL Live Tour 2005. He can play a variety of instruments, including the mandolin, the ukulele, the guitar, the bass, the electronic keyboard, the piano and drums.

He also has his own production company that produces his stand up DVDs called Little Mo Films, named after his daughter whom he often refers to as Little Mo.

Evans appeared as Malcolm Taylor, a Welsh scientist employed by UNIT in a Doctor Who Easter 2009 special, entitled "Planet of the Dead".[16]

Evans was awarded an Honorary Doctorate from Anglia Ruskin University on 24th November 2009.

In 2010 he will be running the marathon with writer Tony Grounds to raise funds for Save the Children

References

  1. ^ "Lee Evans I". Internet Movie Database. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0262968/. Retrieved 2008-02-27. 
  2. ^ http://www.filmreference.com/film/55/Lee-Evans.html
  3. ^ White, Jim (1996-01-27). "Oooh, er, cripes". The Independent. http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_19960127/ai_n9641248. Retrieved 2008-04-28. 
  4. ^ "Lee Evans 2005 Interview". http://www.channelonline.tv/entertainment/comedy/features/lee%20evans.lpf. 
  5. ^ "Lee Evans (I) - Biography". Internet Movie Database. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0262968/bio. Retrieved 2008-02-27. 
  6. ^ 'All I've ever felt on stage is pain', Daily Telegraph, 25 Oct 2004, "I saw his films as a kid. It surprises me because if you watch my act it's nothing like his really."
  7. ^ "if.comedy - Past winners". if.comedy. http://www.if.com/eddies/past-winners.html. Retrieved 2008-02-27. 
  8. ^ Lee Evans Interview. Daily Mirror. 2007-10-31. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QiTXF0uMcI. Retrieved 2008-02-27. 
  9. ^ Lee Evans Trio. 2006-03-05. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNxTCp9mEQ. Retrieved 2008-02-27. 
  10. ^ Lee Evans - Bohemian Rhapsody. 2006-09-16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kjozaE1Da8. Retrieved 2008-02-27. 
  11. ^ "Comic Evans breaks crowd record". BBC News. 2005-11-20. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/4454572.stm. Retrieved 2008-02-27. 
  12. ^ http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2008/12/22/8027/lees_big_achievement
  13. ^ http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2009/01/12/8110/lee_evans_sells_a_million_dvds
  14. ^ http://www.leeevansbigtour.co.uk/index.html
  15. ^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1ausSh5-I
  16. ^ "All Aboard For Next Special!". BBC Doctor Who Website. 23 January 2009. http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/s4/news/latest/090123_news_01. Retrieved 2009-01-23. 

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Lee Evans (born 1964-02-25) is an English stand-up comedian and actor.

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Live at Her Majesty's Theatre (1994)

  • It's like unison, "Welcome to speech therapy, all together!"..."NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!"
  • "We don't get telly round our way, sir"! "Yeah, we hang you buggers round our way, we do"... "No, we all came on the same coach, sir"... "Norwich, that's us, sir." There's a bloke on the fifth row going "You're gonna die now, sir, you are!"

Live from the West End (1995)

  • Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!
  • My wife, she is a beautiful woman, but in labour she turned into fucking Jack Nicholson from The Shining. "You. You fucking did this to me!" "But I thought it was a shared experience" "No. You fucking did this!"
  • They'll drop a cage into the water, and the shark'll be. like, "What you doin' down 'ere? What you fuckin' doin' down 'ere?" And they'll get a bit of meat on a stick and go "Oy! Wanker! Bleurgh!" And they’ll go "Oh, is that for me?" [pretends to shove meat in shark’s mouth] "You fuckin’..."
  • I was thinking to myself out there — well, you wouldn't think you're anybody else, would you?

The Different Planet Tour (1996)

  • I don't come out on film. I get the red eye. Blokes like that: [imitates knocking someone out] "You fuckin' will in a minute, ya twat!"
  • The Happy Eater! They're miserable as fuck! You go in the Happy Eater, you'll see a woman behind the counter at the deep fat frier like this [sobs] "DON'T ASK FOR CHIPS! [sobs louder] I FUCKIN' HATE CHIPS!" "Chips with this, chips with that... chips with me an' all." I'll stick me head in the deep fat frier in a minute: "Chips with this, chips with that..."
  • TGI Friday's, American style restaurant. Well, they're mental, they're mental. I dunno. It's American, "Have a nice day" and everything. So I go in, sit in a booth. This bloke comes out of the kitchen and went [in a high-pitched voice] "HI!" [imitates fireworks whistling] "Yes, you are, aren't you?" What are they on in there? They must be in the kitchen, going [imitates snorting cocaine] "HIGH! WHAT CAN I DO FER YOU?" "You can fuck off!" "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FUCK OFF?" "With a punch up the neck, get out of it!" I've figured out a way to get them back: be the same as them, just before you go in, get yourself a band and go like "HI!" They come round there, like, "H-... OH, MY GOD, THE SAME AS US!"
  • Jed Exodus, sounds like he's gonna go get changed in a phone box [posh heroic American voice] "WATCH OUT FOR JED EXODUS... I AM THE PISSER... I CAN FILL A HOLE IN NO TIME." That's where he's probably just gone now, out to prevent a crime. "HEY YOU, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN AND STOP MUGGING HER." "All right mate, all right." "THERE YOU GO, MADAM, YOU CAN GO ON YOUR WAY, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS."

"Live in Scotland" (1998)

  • Someone walked up to me the other day and went "Excuse me... Can you show me where the station is, please?" I said "Yes, officer, if you just..."

Wired & Wonderful at Wembley (2002)

  • I said to my wife "If I ever get like that, ya know, mumbling to myself and shitting my pants, shoot me." She said "Fucking run, monkey boy!"
  • All blokes get to that stage when they get bigger than their dad, like fourteen/fifteen, and he can't hit you no more. And he's, like, "Go to your room!" And you're, like, [high-pitched voice] "Nah! Fucking nah, Dad! [imitates smoking] Things are gonna change around 'ere." Now he didn't hit me, but it took a team of surgeons to remove that fag from my arse.
  • My phone will ring at three in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go "Who's that calling at this time?" I don't fucking know! If I knew that, we wouldn't need the bloody phone!
  • [About doctors] And they say, they always say the same thing. They say "Your appointment is at four," and it's never at four! You go down there at four and you have to wait in that waiting room with all the coughers for another bloody hour. You know when that doctor comes out at five, and he'll say, "I'll see you now." "No, you fuckin' won't! I've got a few more posters to read yet! Sit the fuck down!"
  • This bloke, I swear he's in any supermarket car park. He's great. He walks across the car park, and he's got one of those fobs, and he opens his car before he gets there. [posh voice] "Ha, ha, ha! I don't know if you saw what I just did there, but I actually opened my car door before I actually physically got there!"

XL Tour Live (2005)

  • I love restaurants. And that's the thing now, they always boast about now, restaurants: "Home-made cooking." I don't want home-made cooking. That's why I'm here, 'cos I don't like the shit at home! Yeah... you know! And they don't say whose home it is, do they! Could be a mental home, couldn't it!
  • You ever get lost with your wife in the car? You're completely lost, and they always say the same thing: "Oh, let's just go home." "We're fucking lost! What, did you throw bread out the fucking window?"
  • You know, you get these people that are, like, "Here, I was talking to her on Monday... Was it Tuesday? Was it Thurs-?" "Who cares? Just tell me what they fucking said!" I hate them fuckers! They say stuff like, "Feels like a Tuesday. Does it feel like a Tuesday? Yeah, feels like a Tuesday." I don't know! How the fuck does Tuesday feel? They're like, "It's half past five, but it only feels like twelve." Fucking hell, do these people forget to go to bed because they already think they're asleep?
  • What happened to all the family butchers? People complain there's no family butchers around anymore. Well, they're fucking mad! It's the only shop in the high street where you walk in and some bloke's covered in blood, mutilating an animal! Before you walk in, they're like that: "Grrr, GAAAH, FUCKING-" [imitates chopping motions] Soon as you walk in they're, like, "Good morning, how are you? Okay, goodbye!" You ever seen them unloading the delivery van, the freezer lorry? They get out a side of cow. Where's the other side? Is there, like, a cow still grazing in a field with a fucking side missing?
  • Our grandparents fucking ate anything put in front of them! Your granddad would say "What's for tea, love?" "Tripe!" "Oooooohh! Animal stomach lining for fucking tea, man!" They ate anything, fucking monkey's phlegm, orangutan's bollocks. I dunno, I'm just making them up now... chicken's quiff!... Bird's arse, ya know!

Big Live at the O2 (2008)

  • People tell me, "Lee, you should take up golf. It's good for you." You know what I say to that? "Fuck off."
  • Why are all the dogs at dog shows really nice dogs? You never see a pit bull with a ribbon 'round his head, going "If you say one fucking word..."
  • In those old hotels, everything creaks: Argh, argh, argh. Even the door: Argh! You can always hear the bloke above you moving around, and when it's three in the morning you turn into his wife: "That's the fourth time tonight. Go back to fucking bed!"
  • They're making us pay a fortune for electricity, ya know. They reckon we should save the planet, save electricity and all that sort of stuff. Oh, yeah, I'm loving this shit they're coming out with! You got the Chinese bellowing out shit for coal-fired power stations, the Americans are driving about in 4x4 Humvees, Las Vegas is lit up like a giant Christmas tree, but they reckon if I switch off this little standby button on my TV...
  • Some footballers earn a fortune. 30 grand, 40 grand, 90 grand a week, some of them. And then they say stuff in interviews like "I'm not really enjoying the football at the moment." Not enjoying the football? 90 grand a week? I'd be fucking delirious with it! I wouldn't just hug somebody for scoring a goal, I'd shag 'em.

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