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Malcolm in the Middle
MitM credits logo.jpg
The Malcolm in the Middle intertitle.
Format Situation Comedy
Created by Linwood Boomer
Starring Frankie Muniz
Jane Kaczmarek
Bryan Cranston
Christopher Masterson
Justin Berfield
Erik Per Sullivan
James and Lukas Rodriguez
Opening theme "Boss of Me" by
They Might Be Giants
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 7
No. of episodes 151 (List of episodes)
Production
Camera setup Single camera
Running time 23 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel Fox
Picture format 480i (SDTV) (2000 - 2004)
720p (HDTV) (2004-2006)
Original run January 9, 2000 (2000-01-09) – May 14, 2006 (2006-05-14)
Status Ended
External links
Official website
.Malcolm in the Middle is an American comedy television series created by Linwood Boomer for the Fox Network.^ Malcolm “In the Middle” Burn was rushed into hospital earlier this year and was in a very serious condition.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.The series was first broadcast on January 9, 2000, and ended its six-and-a-half-year run on May 14, 2006, after seven seasons and 151 episodes.^ I hope first of all that your 3 year old will now be that little bit older and may indeed enjoy Camp Carnival .
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The series received critical acclaim and won a Peabody Award, nine Emmy Awards, one Grammy and was nominated for seven Golden Globes.[1]
.The series follows a family of six (later seven), and stars Frankie Muniz in the lead role of Malcolm, a more-or-less normal boy who tests at genius level; he enjoys being smart but despises having to take classes for gifted children, who are mocked by the other students as "Krelboynes", after geeky Seymour Krelboin in The Little Shop of Horrors.^ I spend more time taking pictures/putting them on CD’s/having them printed/putting them in a scrap book.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ I do smoke between 1-2 packs a day, but enjoy my smoke more when I take time to sit back and relax then chain smoke out of habit (also smoke a lot less.
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^ Obviously, there are many others who enjoy reading what you write.
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Jane Kaczmarek is Malcolm's overbearing, authoritarian mother, Lois, and Bryan Cranston plays his disengaged but loving father Hal. Christopher Masterson plays eldest brother Francis, a former rebel who, in earlier episodes, was in military school, but eventually marries and settles into a steady job. Justin Berfield is Malcolm's dimwitted older brother Reese, a schoolyard bully who tortures Malcolm at home even while he defends him at school. Younger brother Dewey is portrayed by Erik Per Sullivan. For the first couple of seasons, the show's focus was on Malcolm. .As the series progressed, however, it began to explore all six members of the family rather equally.^ However, a family member I believe was in the Talent show.
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The series is popular worldwide and is syndicated in 57 countries. In the United States, it is currently syndicated in the daytime on FX and at nightime on Nick at Nite. In Britain, it airs on BBC Two[2] and in high definition on Sky1. It has also recently been syndicated on Network Ten in Australia (originaly airing on the Nine Network).

Contents

Premise

The show is about a boy named Malcolm and his dysfunctional family. The show stars Frankie Muniz as Malcolm, the third of four boys, his brothers and their parents, Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) and Hal (Bryan Cranston). The oldest, Francis (Christopher Masterson), was sent away to military school, leaving at home his three younger brothers, Reese (Justin Berfield), Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan), Malcolm being the middle child still at home (hence the show's title). In season four, the character Jamie (James and Lukas Rodriguez in the later seasons) was added to the show as the fifth son. The show's early seasons centered on Malcolm dealing with the rigors of being an adolescent and enduring the eccentricities of his life. .Later seasons gradually explored the other members of the family and their friends in more depth, including others such as Craig Felspar, Steven Kenarbin, and Steven's dad Abe.^ We have made friends with other Carnival cruisers and they too have become like family.
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The series was different from many others in that Malcolm broke the fourth wall by talking directly to the viewer, all scenes were shot using a single camera and the show employed neither a laugh track nor a live studio audience. Emulating the style of hour-long dramas, this half-hour show was shot on film instead of video. Another unique aspect of the show is that the cold open of every episode is unrelated to the main story. Exceptions were episodes which were the conclusions of "two-parters"; each part two episode opened with a recap of its part one episode.

Surname

The surname of the family has been revealed only twice in the show. First, in the pilot episode, where Francis wears the name tag "Wilkerson" on his school uniform (it can be seen best in the scene where he is talking with his family on the phone). Also, although unaired, the name appears in a joke from the original pilot script. In that script, Malcolm was walking to school when a neighborhood kid came running up shouting, "Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. I was talking to my parents last night - I was listening to them talk, and what's your last name?" "Wilkerson, why?" Malcolm replied. "Oh. Who are the Pariahs?" said the other kid. The joke was eventually cut. The last name, however, was spoken in the series finale when Malcolm is being introduced for his graduation speech, but it is not heard due to feedback from the microphone. A special feature on the season 1 DVD stated also that their surname was Wilkerson. .A trailer on the UK channel Sky One in Early 2006 advised you to spend time with "The Simpsons" and "The Wilkersons."^ Thank you for keeping up with the Blog while you are on spending time with your family.
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^ I know you are getting ready to go home and spend some well deserved time with the ladies.
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^ I for one love your humor (spelt correctly) and hope you dont stop blogging for a long time.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Another trailer was released to advertise the last episodes of 24 and Malcolm in the Middle, calling viewers to "say goodbye to the Wilkersons." In a certain episode, at Hal's company picnic Hal is addressed as "Mr. Landon" by his new boss; however, this was just due to a misunderstanding.

Characters

The family

  • Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) is the title character of the series. Malcolm is a genius, because of this, is placed in a class for gifted students (or Krelboynes as they are known at the school). His intelligence, as well as feelings of not fitting in because of it, are the primary causes of most problems he faces throughout the series. .As the title suggests, Malcolm is the middle child of the family, third-born of four at the start of the series, later of five after the birth of Jamie and apparently six after the last episode.^ Malcolm “In the Middle” Burn was rushed into hospital earlier this year and was in a very serious condition.
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    His best friend is Stevie, a wheelchair-bound fellow Krelboyne with a severe breathing problem. Malcolm is shown to be in Harvard in the last episode, earning his way by mopping the halls.
  • Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) is the hot-headed and stubborn mother of Francis, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, and Jamie, and wife of Hal. She struggles throughout the series to keep her badly behaved boys in check while maintaining a job at the supermarket, Lucky Aide. .She is seen by her sons as a somewhat tyrannical figure, a crazed control freak, but her behavior comes from her love for them and a desire to see them succeed.
  • Hal (Bryan Cranston) is the somewhat childish but caring father of Francis, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, and Jamie and husband to Lois.^ Anyway we loved seeing the interview with malcolm seeing we were on his cruise when he got sick so we were worried plus after being on 4 cruises with him we think he is so amazing!
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    He is a lighter touch with the boys than Lois, but can still hand out discipline when necessary. Hal seems constantly on the edge of some kind of breakdown; when things get to be too much, he often goes into a howling, wailing state of panic and frustration.
  • Reese (Justin Berfield) is the most impulsive member of the family and has remarkably little common sense. He is the older brother of Malcolm, Dewey, and Jamie and younger brother to Francis. Throughout the series, he is shown to be a bully, getting much enjoyment from the misfortune of others and handing out beatings to students at school and to his younger brothers at home. .Despite being remarkably unwilling to think, he is gifted at cooking and baking - which he is shown to be very talented at on many occasions - and a natural born soldier.
  • Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) is the younger brother of Malcolm, Reese, and Francis.^ Anyway we loved seeing the interview with malcolm seeing we were on his cruise when he got sick so we were worried plus after being on 4 cruises with him we think he is so amazing!
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    His role is usually that of the victim to his brothers. Dewey is very intelligent, even being able to fool and manipulate Malcolm in later episodes. However, his real talent lies in music. Among other accomplishments, he has composed his own opera for his classmates to perform. Despite his intelligence, he is placed in a remedial class for slower students (or Buseys) due to a misunderstanding. This does little to affect his performance, though, and he actually makes the best of the situation by acting as their self-appointed teacher. By the seventh and final season of the show, it seemed to be implied that he was no longer in the Busey class. He was the youngest for several seasons, until Jamie was born.
  • Francis (Christopher Masterson) is the eldest brother. Due to his extremely bad behavior, he is sent to a military school run by the strict Commandant Spangler. He is there when the series begins. Francis remains at the school until partway through the third season, when he has himself legally emancipated and travels to Alaska to work at a logging camp. Here he meets and marries Piama, a woman of Inuit heritage. When the camp closes, he later moves to a Wild West-themed hotel and ranch in the western U.S. called the Grotto, run by kindly but eccentric German Otto Mannkusser and his wife Gretchen.
  • Jamie (James and Lukas Rodriguez) is the youngest brother until the very last episode. Despite his infancy, he is already shown to have some of his brothers' habits such as stealing, as well as rudeness to his mother (his first words are "shut up", directed at Lois).

Episodes

Season Ep # First Airdate Last Airdate
Season 1 16 January 9, 2000 May 21, 2000
Season 2 25 November 5, 2000 May 20, 2001
Season 3 22 November 11, 2001 May 12, 2002
Season 4 22 November 3, 2002 May 18, 2003
Season 5 22 November 2, 2003 May 23, 2004
Season 6 22 November 7, 2004 May 15, 2005
Season 7 22 September 30, 2005 May 14, 2006

Production

Opening titles

The opening titles feature short clips from cult films or television shows, edited together with clips from the early seasons of the TV series. The original opening includes, in order of appearance:

Act breaks

The end of each act break is signified with the sound of a door slamming and then a cut to darkness; the same effect is sometimes used to mark the end of the episode as well. Scene changes are indicated with a quick "whoosh" sound and a fast panning motion of the camera. Whenever a character is shown dreaming or imagining something, the scene changes with an electrical "bzzzt" sound.

Setting

The setting of the show has never been revealed, though their street address – 12334 Maple Blvd. Millbrook – was identified in episode 81 ("Reese's Party"). The house which is used for external shots is privately owned, and is situated in the Studio City district of Los Angeles, California, at 12334 Cantura Street[7], and it can be seen on Google Street View.[8] Filming also took place at 20th Century Fox Studio - 10201-Pico Boulevard in the Century City district of Los Angeles; at Walter Reed Middle School in Los Angeles and in Santa Clarita, California.[9] There are several instances where California license plates are visible, including the family vehicle in "(Traffic Jam)". In "Stock Car Races," when Hal and the boys are entering a race track, the billboard behind the entrance displays the place as Irwindale Speedway, a real race track in Southern California. In seasons six and seven, however, the license plates on the cars are from Oklahoma ("Hal's Christmas Gift" and "Malcolm Defends Reese"). The last episode in the first season ("Waterpark") was filmed at a waterpark called "Wild Rivers" located in Irvine, California, but in the episode the waterpark was called "Wavetown USA." Also in the episode "Waterpark," the slide they are at when Malcolm pushes Lois is called the Abyss (they enter the Abyss, yet they come out of a ride called the Bombay Blasters). The Liquidator is actually up the stairs behind them. In the episode "Monkey" when Reese gets an honor from the police, the hat he is seen wearing has the letters MPD on it, suggesting the name of the city begins with the letter "M" (The "M" may have also stood for Metropolitan) and in episode 107 Reese Joins the Army (2)Hal says that he is from the Millbrook bomb squad when he is trying to hide a backpack and his identity. The baseball and softball episodes were filmed in a city park in the Sherman Oaks district of Los Angeles, California. During the first year of the show, Francis reveals that the military academy is in Alabama and is 300 miles from home. With these clues, it appears that this city maybe in Texas or Oklahoma.

Music

The show's theme song, "Boss of Me", was written and recorded by the alternative rock group They Might Be Giants. The song won the "Best Song Written for a Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media" award at the 2002 Grammy Awards.[1] The band also performed nearly all of the incidental music for the show in its first two seasons.
.Mood setting music is sprinkled throughout the series, in replacement of the laugh track, in a way that resembles feature film more than other TV sitcoms.^ Filling in happened more often than I was an actual ACD. This really put my head in a space that I was on the fast track to the big chair.
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^ The Miracle has a great team, and the itineraries are more complex than other ships.
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^ Perhaps we are more sensitive to smoke than others, but being anywhere near cigarette smoke is irritating and will keep me away…no matter how great the entertainment is!
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Some examples of this highly varied music include ABBA, Basement Jaxx, Sum 41, Kenny Rogers, Lords Of Acid, The Getaway People, En Vogue, Phil Collins, Quiet Riot, Queen, Titán and Citizen King whose song "Better Days" is played at the end of both the pilot episode and the series finale. The Southern California pop-punk band Lit have many of their songs featured in several episodes. Lit songs that were never released as singles were also used.
A soundtrack, Music from Malcolm in the Middle, was released on November 21, 2000.[10]

DVD release

.Only the first season of Malcolm in the Middle has been released on DVD. Season 2 was going to be released in autumn 2003 but was cancelled due to high costs of music clearances.^ August 27th, 2009 at 7:47 pm First of all I want to welcome Malcolm “In the Middle” Burn back after his heart surgery .
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[11]
DVD Name Release date Ep # Additional information
The Complete First Season October 29, 2002 16 Extended pilot episode, A Stroke of Genius featurette, commentary on select episodes, gag reel, deleted scenes, alternate show openings, bloopers, Dewey's Day Job featurette.

Reception

Ratings

As a midseason replacement for Futurama, the show quickly gained a large viewer base, starting off with ratings of 23 million for the debut episode[12] and 26 million for the second episode.[13]
.Fox shuffled the show's air time repeatedly to make room for other shows, eventually giving it a free pass in its seventh and last season.^ Glenn Asked: John Please respond, I am not writing with the normal help me get his table or make this happen, or give me some free flowers.
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After moving to Fridays at 8:30 p.m. next to The Bernie Mac Show, Malcolm in the Middle averaged fewer than 3.5 million viewers a week, making it Fox's lowest-rated show. On January 13, 2006, Fox announced that the show would be moving to 7:00 p.m. on Sundays effective January 29, 2006. On January 17, 2006, Fox announced the cancellation of the series, with the 151st and final episode airing at 8:30 p.m. ET/PT (the show's original timeslot) on May 14, 2006. The finale was watched by 7.4 million.
Season Season Premiere Season Finale TV Season Ranking Viewers
(in millions)
1st January 9, 2000 May 21, 2000 2000 #18[14] 15.23[14]
2nd November 5, 2000 May 20, 2001 2000–2001 #22[15] 14.5[15]
3rd November 11, 2001 May 12, 2002 2001–2002 #25[16] 13.0[16]
4th November 11, 2002 May 12, 2003 2002–2003 #43[17] 10.7[17]
5th November 3, 2003 May 18, 2004 2003–2004 #71[18] 8.37[18]
6th November 2, 2004 May 23, 2005 2004–2005 #99[19] 5.6[19]
7th September 30, 2005 May 14, 2006 2005–2006 #127[20] 3.8[20]
In Australia, in 2001 Malcolm in the Middle premiered on Channel Nine, Monday nights at 8:00 p.m. .It rated strongly, with the help from its lead in Friends, which at the time rated 2,279,000, 2,031,000 and 2,410,000 as the night's most watched show, and year's 2nd most watched TV program.^ We love the tv show Top Gear shown on BBC America… do you watch it?
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Malcolm in the Middle's ratings included 1,952,000, 1,925,000, 1,712,000, 1,644,000, and sometimes rating over the 2 million mark: 2,002,000, 2,008,000.
In France, the show first aired daily at 8 p.m. in December 2001, on M6, but didn't find its public and was quickly off schedule. Then, when the show made its comeback in the summer of 2003 at noon, it had a big success. The last seasons had over 1.5 million viewers and a share sometimes over 30%. Due to the show's popularity, the network is currently still broadcasting reruns.

Awards and nominations

Jane Kaczmarek and Cloris Leachman gained the highest honors in the cast for being nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award every year they appeared on Malcolm in the Middle. Cloris Leachman succeeded in winning 2002 and 2006. The show won a total of 7 Emmys during its seven year run.[1]

Syndication

The show entered syndication one month before the 6th season premiere on Fox. It is also aired in local syndication. The show was launched on Nick at Nite on July 5, 2009 at 8:00pm with an all night marathon. However, Nick at Nite changed the TV-14 ratings to TV-PG removing adult content from episodes. Sky1 (a UK channel) also has Malcolm in the Middle on everyday at 5:30 - 6:00 and 6:30 - 7:00.

International broadcasts

Country TV network(s) Year/Date Series Title in Country
Argentina Argentina Fox, Canal 13, I-Sat 2000
Fiji Fiji Fiji tv 2000
Australia Australia Channel 9 (2002–2008)Network Ten (2009–Present), Comedy Channel 2002
Belgium Belgium 2BE (TV channel) 2006
Bhutan Bhutan STAR World 2005
Brazil Brazil Rede Record, SBT, Fox, Band 2004 Malcolm
Bulgaria Bulgaria bTV, Fox Life, BTV Comedy 2001 Mалкълм
Canada Canada YTV, Global, Télé-Québec 2000 (Global), 2005 (YTV), 2006/2007 (Télé-Quebec) On Télé-Québec: Malcolm
Chile Chile Fox, Televisión Nacional de Chile, I-Sat 2000
Colombia Colombia RCN Televisión 2006
Costa Rica Costa Rica Repretel 11 2007
Croatia Croatia Nova TV, RTL Televizija 2002 Malcolm u sredini
Denmark Denmark TV 2 Zulu, TV3+ 2003 Malcolm i midten
Dominican Republic Dominican Republic Telesistema Canal 11 2008
Ecuador Ecuador Teleamazonas 2004
Estonia Estonia TV3, TV6 2006
Faroe Islands Faroe Islands Sjónvarp Føroya 2008
Finland Finland MTV3 2005 Veljemme on nero
France France M6, Paris Première 2001 Malcolm
Greece Greece Macedonia TV, Universal Channel 2008
Honduras Honduras Canal 5 de Televicentro 2008
Hong Kong Hong Kong TVB 2001 左右做人難
Hungary Hungary Comedy Central 2009 Már megint Malcolm
Iceland Iceland SkjárEinn 2006
India India STAR World 2005
Indonesia Indonesia STAR World 2005
Republic of Ireland Ireland Sky1, TV3, 3e 2002
Israel Israel Bip 2002 מלקולם באמצע
Italy Italy Italia 1 2004
Kenya Kenya NTV 2005
Lithuania Lithuania TV3 2008 Malkolmas Vidurinysis
Malaysia Malaysia ntv7, STAR World 2008
Mexico Mexico Televisa 2004 Malcolm el de enmedio
Nepal Nepal BBS-Bhutan Broadcasting Service 2005
Saudi Arabia Middle East MBC 4, Show Comedy, Paramount Comedy 2002
Netherlands Netherlands Veronica Network, Comedy Central 2003
New Zealand New Zealand C4 | 2008 - present.
Norway Norway TV2 2002 Malcolm i midten
Poland Poland Polsat 2006 Zwariowany Świat Malcolma
Portugal Portugal SIC Radical and Fox Portugal 2009 A Vida é Injusta (= Life is Unfair)
Serbia Serbia RTV BK Telecom 2001
Singapore Singapore MediaCorp TV Channel 5 2007
Slovenia Slovenia Kanal A 2005
South Africa South Africa M-Net 2005
Spain Spain Antena 3, Fox, Cuatro (channel) 2000
Sri Lanka Sri Lanka MTV Television 2008
Sweden Sweden TV6, TV3, TV4 2006 Malcolm, ett geni i familjen
Switzerland Switzerland SF zwei, TSR 2, 3+ 2000 Malcolm mittendrin
Germany Germany ProSieben 2001
Austria Austria ORF1 2002
Thailand Thailand True Series, STAR World 2005
Turkey Turkey CNBC-e, TNT 2003
Uganda Uganda NTV 2008
Ukraine Ukraine Novyi Kanal 2004 Малкольм у центрі уваги
United Kingdom United Kingdom BBC Two, Sky1, Sky2 2000
United States United States Fox, FX, Nick at Nite 2000
Venezuela Venezuela Televen 2002
Vietnam Vietnam Vietnam Multimedia Corporation 2005

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External links

Preceded by
Survivor: Australian Outback
2001
Malcolm in the Middle
Super Bowl lead-out program
2002
Succeeded by
Alias
2003

Quotes

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From Wikiquote

.Malcolm in the Middle is an American sitcom shown on Fox from January 9, 2000 to May 14, 2006. The series was created by Linwood Boomer and starred Frankie Muniz as the titular character Malcolm.^ Malcolm In The Middle is a Regency Television production created and executive produced by Linwood Boomer.
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Contents

Season 1

"Pilot" [1.1]

.Lois: You just take your legs for granted like nothing could ever happen.^ And he acted just like—what do you call it?
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^ It happens everyday to people just like you...
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^ "You just take your legs for granted," she continued, "like nothing could ever happen to them.
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.But let me tell you something: that is just wishful thanking.^ Well, let me tell you, that is just wishful thinking.
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^ Let me tell you something.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I want to tell you something Hmm, so you say you have enjoyed watching Malcolm In The Middle   , let's see...
  • Malcolm In The Middle | Similar Shows, Series 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.tastekid.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

There is meningitis. There are car accidents. .I could be giving you a spanking and accidentally snap your spinal cord.^ I wanted to offer a counter to the dumb, conventional wisdom that if you paint your police force black, you could eradicate police brutality.

^ Your answer to that question could decide how successful you'll be in your personal and professional life.
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

^ Your factual ‘accuracy’ and ‘balanced’ outlook could earn you an internship with Keith Olbermann at MSNBC should you ever decide to grow up.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Malcolm: You want to know the best part about childhood?^ You wanna know what the best thing about childhood is.
  • Malcolm In The Middle TV Show Cast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.crazyabouttv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What do you really know about them?
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

^ But with Malcolm, you can't forget about any of his development.
  • Malcolm X .It - Heritage - Malcolm X Italian Website - African American Culture - Black World 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolm-x.it [Source type: Original source]

.At some point, it stops.^ At some point it stops."
  • Malcolm In The Middle TV Show Cast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.crazyabouttv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But as he says, "The best thing about childhood is -- at some point it stops."
  • WVAH Fox 11: Malcolm In The Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.wvah.com [Source type: General]

^ The best thing about childhood is that at some point, it stops.
  • Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.scholastic.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

"Red Dress" [1.2]

[Lois appears in a charred red dress.]
Lois: Fire? Fire? Fire?
Malcolm: Mom, what?
.Lois: This is the most stupid, irresponsible, dangerous thing you have ever done! Is this what you want?^ If you’re like to know more, and even find out things you didn’t know you wanted to know, then take a look at the Wikipedia Malcolm in the Middle page.
  • Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC ocaoimh.ie [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Malcolm-in-the-middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC ocaoimh.ie [Source type: General]

^ Kaczmarek tells Fox TV , "When there are things you want a kid to do, take control.
  • Jane Kaczmarek Biography | Malcolm in the Middle | Lois | Pic | Tobey Maguire | Pleasantville 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kidzworld.com [Source type: General]

^ Reply to this comment Comment by Sudeep Hello , I do agree with most of you have a field that you have taken in consideration were you want success .Yes do it .
  • What Malcolm Gladwell Should Have Told You In ‘Outliers’ 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pluginid.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Will we have to identify your charred little bodies through their dental records? I want a straight answer! Who did this?
.Reese: Malcolm did it!^ Malcolm in the middle video Favourite Ida scenes Malcolm and the movies Distribution/World Premiere news for "My Sexiest Year" Reese did it first!
  • Malcolm In The Middle [Archive] - Celebrity Loop Forums - Official Message Boards 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC boards.celebrityloop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Malcolm: Reese did it!^ Malcolm in the middle video Favourite Ida scenes Malcolm and the movies Distribution/World Premiere news for "My Sexiest Year" Reese did it first!
  • Malcolm In The Middle [Archive] - Celebrity Loop Forums - Official Message Boards 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC boards.celebrityloop.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Reese: I didn't do it!
Malcolm: I didn't do it!
.Dewey We're going to the dentist?^ Dewey: You`re going to fry yourself on high voltage wires.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]


Lois In your room! [Satanic voice] NOW!

"Home Alone 4" [1.3]

Lois: Hi! We're just calling to check in. Let me speak with Francis.
Dewey: He's...in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh. .Well, let me talk to Malcolm.^ When Malcolm came back, he was also talking about an expanded attitude about human rights, something he had talked about before, as well.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well, Malcolm first said, “OK, now, let’s break it up.” But because Malcolm had left the podium, he was just a perfect target to be shot.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Google News - July 2009 Malcolm interviewed on DC's Let's Talk Live - How to Find Your Dream Job - June 2009 Malcolm Interviewed on Fox 5 News!
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

Dewey: He's...in the bathroom.
.Lois: They're both in the bathroom?^ They're both good shows.
  • Ten for 2000 - TeeVee 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.teevee.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They're both the same.
  • Workers World June 1, 2000: Two great contributions of Malcolm X 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.workers.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Lois: God, they`re just boobs, lady.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.What are they doing in there?^ "There are ways of doing it, of raising the cap and also of raising some of the problems they're having with charter schools.
  • Malcolm Smith | The New York Observer 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.observer.com [Source type: News]
  • Malcolm Smith | The New York Observer 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC neptune.observer.com [Source type: News]

^ I don’t go into non-smoking areas and smoke but I also don’t want non-smokers coming into my smoking area sitting there and doing that waving thing they do with their hands.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Dewey: I have to go to the bathroom. [hangs up]

[After cleaning up the house]
Reese: It's never been this clean before.
Malcolm: Uh-oh. It's too clean.
.Francis: You're right.^ Maz Jobrani: You're right.
  • Comedian Maz Jobrani Stars in ABC�s �The Knights of Prosperity� and Takes Social Awareness on the Road with His �Axis of Evil Comedy Tour� - PR.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pr.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hal: You`re right.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ And if you've ever had a puck come into your area, we have a feeling you're not laughing right now.
  • Malcolm In The Middle Front Row - College Football - Deadspin 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC deadspin.com [Source type: General]

She'll never buy it.
[The boys start messing up the house]

"Shame" [1.4]

.Malcolm: I can't stop thinking about what I did to Kevin.^ What did you think about Malcolm in the Middle ?

^ Malcolm in turn liked her because she did not seem to have any airs about her, unlike the other middle class Negroes in Ella's neighborhood.
  • FREE Study Guide-The Autobiography of Malcolm X by Malcolm X-CHARACTER ANALYSIS-Free Book notes/Chapter Summary/Plot Summary/Synopsis 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC pinkmonkey.com [Source type: General]

^ When he finds ...more The common misconception when most people think of Malcolm X is of a hateful Muslim preaching about the blue eyed devils.
  • The Autobiography of Malcolm X: As Told to Alex Haley (Mass Market Paperback) by Malcolm X - Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.goodreads.com [Source type: General]

.I feel like crap, and no one understands.^ Malcolm: I feel like crap and no one understands.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I feel that they had no right yelling at anyone, that is disrespect to everyone around them and in one way to themselves as well.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ No one probably cares much about them until they begin to feel alienated in their own districts by inf luxes of a different mode and culture.
  • APRIL 9 :: www.uruknet.info :: informazione dal medio oriente :: information from middle east :: [vs-1] 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.uruknet.info [Source type: Original source]

.Even you--you're supposed to be my friend and you don't even care.^ You`re supposed to be my friend and you don`t even care.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't write about work in this blog, but if I did I wouldn't know what to tell you about the conference; but for my presentation, it was entirely in Arabic...
  • Jeremy and Dominica Malcolm 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolm.id.au [Source type: General]
  • Jeremy and Dominica Malcolm 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolm.id.au [Source type: General]

^ Craig Feldspar: Malcolm, I think you`re forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Stevie: And yet...you keep...talking.^ When Stevie is talking you can see the boom mike poking out at the bottom left part of the screen.
  • Malcolm in the Middle TV mistakes, goofs and bloopers 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.moviemistakes.com [Source type: General]

^ And just because I like you Bennoba, you’re the gift that just keeps giving, here’s Glenn Beck’s thoroughly rational talk on Architecture .
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

"Malcolm Babysits" [1.5]

Malcolm: It's weird — I think I'm having a spasm. The muscles in my face keep pulling at my mouth. Oh! I think I'm happy!

Lois: [Entering the trailer] Ohh, this is cozy!
.Malcolm: It's like a hundred and fifty degrees in here!^ A successful Malcolm Event is completely unsatisfying and here’s why: you know what failure sounds like, but success is silent.

Reese: My butt is sweating...
.Lois: It just needs to air out a little.^ Lois: I just found out your family has a little nickname for me.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Additionally, the commentary adds quite a bit to a couple of episodes and make the discs worth viewing again just to find out the odd little tidbits mentioned.
  • Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Malcolm in the Middle - The Complete First Season 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Plot: Lois has just found out that she has a half-sister named Roberta and brings Reese, Jamie and Malcolm with her to meet their aunt and cousins.
  • Download movies 2009 - 2010 online. Download full movies in Hi-def / DivX / DVD quality. » Blog Archive » Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC loadedmovies.com [Source type: General]

[Reese begins to take off his pants.] The trailer!

"Sleepover" [1.6]

.Malcolm: Someone stole my friend's wheelchair.^ Malcolm has a friend in a wheelchair.
  • Malcolm In The Middle - Fun Facts, Answers, Factoids, Info, Information 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.funtrivia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A diverse show: Malcolm's best friend is black and wheelchair-bound, and older brother Francis married an American Indian woman.

^ My friend, who is friends with both Malcolm and Karen, told me in November 2008 about Malcolm and Regina.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

Security Guard: What's it look like?
Malcolm: It's a chair... with wheels.

"Francis Escapes" [1.7]

.Lois: All right, I've had it!^ We need women like Lois in Congress to protect the rights of all women.
  • Ellen Malcolm: Assault on Women's Reproductive Rights Continues with a Vengeance 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: General]

You two are banned from Nintendo.
Reese: OK! We're already banned from Nintendo.
.Malcolm: [to audience] The sad thing is, he thinks he's outsmarted her.^ Malcolm: The sad thing is that we`re still the worst family on the block.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ He was aware, because there were things even in the newspaper, that there was some, I think—I don’t know if it was a misunderstanding or just disagreeing about some things that Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm were talking about.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]


.Dewey: So then the monster started growling at me, so I threw rocks at him, and I killed him, and then he started flying around on rocket boost, and I got to ride inside his head, and now the monster's my friend, and we went--and we went to get Slurpees.^ Malcolm’s associate and friend, as was John Ali—they actively sought to eliminate him, to blow him up with bombs, to kill him, or firebomb his home or whatever.
  • The Missing Malcolm X the Lost Chapters: A Conversation with Manning Marble » Suhaib Webb - audio, discussions, translations and musings 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.suhaibwebb.com [Source type: Original source]

^ My new roommate showed me how to kill mice with a hammer yesterday, so between that and the general atmosphere of simmering homoeroticism, I think I`m really starting to turn around.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ And so I just went there and picked up his head and just put it on my lap.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

.Reese: You did not, you just lied.^ Reese: Since she made fun of your name, you just make fun of hers.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ So, here I am, just about to type down my Reese/Malcom fiction which I will gladly share with you guys an maybe one or two will stumble over it after all :).

.Hal: Reese, if that's what Dewey said happened, then there's no reason to argue about it.^ Hal: Dewey, what have I said about snitching?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Whether or not it was, as lore has it, the Wilkersons, the clan was tirelessly overseen by Hal and Lois and populated by sons Francis, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey and Jamie.
  • Malcolm in the Middle TV Guide News 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.tvguide.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There's the control freak (Lois), there's a dad that doesn't know what to do, similar to Homer Simpson (Hal), and three kids who are crazy, (Dewey, Reese, and Malcolm) Dewey may be quiet sometimes but when he's not, he's a funny little troublemaker.
  • Malcolm in the Middle on TV.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Reese: No one believes me that I beat the last level in Mortal Kombat.^ Goodbye Kitty No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
  • Malcolm in the Middle TV Show - Zap2it 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC tvlistings.zap2it.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A successful Malcolm Event is when you managed to predict the future and no one is going to believe you when you tell them what you did because nothing happened.

^ There were no photographs of her during the last six months of her pregnancy, although there is one report of a photo of her in a bikini in her eighth month where she was clearly not pregnant.

Hal: Because that's just ridiculous. No one beats Sub-Zero.

"Krelboyne Picnic" [1.8]

.Malcolm: In the wrong hands, these chemicals could make a powerful stink bomb.^ Krelboyne Picnic : Aired Sunday, March 12, 2000 At a picnic for Malcolm's special class, Malcolm is dreading doing his scheduled performance, and so uses Stevie's chemicals to make a stink-bomb that turns out to be a level 3 toxic bio-hazard.

^ These speeches made during the last eight months of Malcolm's life indicate the power of his newly refined ideas.
  • Malcolm X - Omaha Commons 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC omaha.towncommons.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When Stevie leaves his chemicals with Malcolm, Malcolm desperate to do anything to get out of his act tries to make a stink bomb but ends up making a level 3 toxic bomb.
  • Malcolm in the Middle Movie | Download And Watch Full Movies. Page 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.alfamovie.com [Source type: General]
  • Download movies 2009 - 2010 online. Download full movies in Hi-def / DivX / DVD quality. » Blog Archive » Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC loadedmovies.com [Source type: General]

[looks at his hands] These hands look wrong enough.

[Eraserhead's older brother grabs Reese]
Eraserhead: Kafkaesque, isn't it?
Reese: Huh?
Eraserhead: Never mind. Kick his butt, Alphonse.

"Lois vs. Evil" [1.9]

"Stock Car Races" [1.10]

.Caroline: I just come home to three screaming cats and Bob.^ And then, I just called my mother, who was right down the street to say, “Come home quick.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

Lois: Who's Bob?
Caroline: My showerhead.

"Funeral" [1.11]

Francis [on the phone]: How did she die?
Dewey: Cats ate her face.
.Francis: Dewey, I think you're confused.^ I think you're born with."
  • Cynthia Littleton On The Air on Variety.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC weblogs.variety.com [Source type: General]

^ Craig Feldspar: Malcolm, I think you`re forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I know you chose to ifnore that I clearly replied to another comment, because even I don’t think you’re stupid enough to have missed it.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I'm asking about Aunt Helen.
Dewey: Cats ate her face.
.Francis: Look, would you just put Mom or Dad on the phone?^ Mom is a screaming control freak, Dad is a goofy human hairball, oldest son Francis escaped the family at a young age, Reese is just criminal, Dewey is a space cadet and young Jamie is the scapegoat.
  • Malcolm in the Middle TV Show - Zap2it 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC tvlistings.zap2it.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They shot a few times, you know, not to hit anyone, but just, I think, to make the place look even more chaotic there.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "My parents just looked at each other like, 'You call this a birthday present?'
  • Ditzy Daddy - Malcolm in the Middle : People.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.people.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Dewey puts Hal on.]
Hal: Hello?
Francis: Dad, what happened to Aunt Helen?
Hal: Cats ate her face. .Well, Dewey knows more about it than I do.^ They think, well, you know, figuring out what people think about cola's not that easy.
  • Malcolm Gladwell on spaghetti sauce | Video on TED.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.ted.com [Source type: General]

^ MisterRPG: Nothing is more pathetic than people who make a living by writing about celebrities.
  • FARK.com: (3053456) Actor Frankie Muniz stars in "Malcolm in the Middle of Kicking Your Ass" (pics) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.fark.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As well as new readers, the millennium saw the emergence of a new literary generation, writers born in the Sixties and Seventies, and few of them more fascinating than Zadie Smith...
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]


.Reese: Mom, I think we should go to Aunt Helen's funeral.^ If we want to honor Reese, maybe we should think about doing it his way.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

I mean, she was a good woman. It's the least we can do.
.Lois: I don't know what you're trying to pull, Reese, but I don't like it.^ Do you know something we don't?
  • Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.nndb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Like you'd know what that's like?
  • Malcolm X SE - DVDfile.com forum for DVD, Blu-Ray, and HD-DVD 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC forums.dvdfile.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Though we have been focused on Telepictures, they seemed only want FAX (and these days many people don't even know what a fax machine looks like).
  • Malcolm's Page - The Bonnie Hunt Show 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC community.bonniehunt.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Malcolm's Page - The Bonnie Hunt Show 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC community.bonniehunt.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Reese: Am I the only one that cared about her?^ The only iron law here is the one too obvious to write a book about, which is that the digital age has so transformed the ways in which things are made and sold that there are no iron laws.
  • Malcolm Gladwell reviews Free by Chris Anderson : The New Yorker 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.newyorker.com [Source type: General]

^ No one probably cares much about them until they begin to feel alienated in their own districts by inf luxes of a different mode and culture.
  • APRIL 9 :: www.uruknet.info :: informazione dal medio oriente :: information from middle east :: [vs-1] 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.uruknet.info [Source type: Original source]

^ Reese: If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s you can`t clear your own name, you can only ruin someone else`s.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Lois: Yeah, you're the good one.^ "You're a good boy.
  • Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.scholastic.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lois: You`re not that guy, Hal.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ "In my experience, when you actually talk with the people who do this, they're incredibly good at explaining it clearly," he said.

Enjoy your moment in the sun.

"Cheerleader" [1.12]

News Presenter: [in Dewey's imagination] Boring, boring, boring. I am incredibly boring. .Do you know who's boring?^ John keep up the great work and know that there a millions who stalk (sorry Trevor) you faithfully.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ What you don’t know is that this decision clarifies The Feature in critical way for those who weren’t in the first meeting frenzy.

^ And then, anyway, you know the three men who were charged, none of them were even there, and they proved it at the end.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

Me. .Boring, goring, zoring, loring, doring, noring, foring - why haven't you changed the channel yet?^ Not everyone has to like it, and really why should you be expected to change what you find worth a laugh?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]


.Hal: Boys, this talk is very important, so I'm going to need your undivided attention.^ I am very sorry to bring to your attention the July 31st blog – Fat Friday.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Hal: [in Dewey's imagination] It's very important that you be bored and squirm a lot.^ Hal: Dewey, don`t be scared, but there is a big spider next to you.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ This is a very important thing to hear in a country that assures you that you should be ashamed of it."
  • The Impact of a Cultural Revolutionary 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.religion-online.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hal: Dewey, what did I tell you about raw meat?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

"Rollerskates" [1.13]

[Reese is seen rollerblading through the house and sitting on the couch]
.Lois: Wait a minute...somebody stepped in something...oh my God...oh my God!^ It’s the colour my husband and I….’ ‘Who’s your husband then?’ ‘Jacques Dutronc’ ‘Oh my God, that posy git!’ .
  • Robin Millar - In Paris with Malcolm Mclaren 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.robinmillar.org.uk [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh My God .
  • I Am Malcolm X | Events | The Radical Middle Way 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC radicalmiddleway.co.uk [Source type: General]

^ And everyone else in the industry looked at what Howard had done, and they said, "Oh my god!
  • Malcolm Gladwell on spaghetti sauce | Video on TED.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.ted.com [Source type: General]

What a mess! Reese, what did you roll in?
Reese: Aw, man! [After inspecting the wheels of his skate, he begins wiping it off on the corner of the table]
[Lois opens her mouth to scream]
[...later]
[Lois emits a pained squeak]
.Hal: You have to admit, it is kind of funny.^ Stand-up is just kind of you don't get jaded but your like, "that's funny," but you don't really laugh.
  • Comedian Maz Jobrani Stars in ABC�s �The Knights of Prosperity� and Takes Social Awareness on the Road with His �Axis of Evil Comedy Tour� - PR.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pr.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Yelling so loud you actually throw out your back?^ I use the fact that everyone in his life — teachers, parents, everyone — said, The sky's the limit for you, only you can hold yourself back, write your own ticket.
  • Bryan Cranston on Breaking Bad Season 2 - Interview with AMC's Brian Cranston - Esquire 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.esquire.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time .
  • Malcolm Hamilton's Sportswriter Profile | Bleacher Report 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC bleacherreport.com [Source type: General]

^ It's not so much assignments -- you go out there, you light your head on fire and you knock somebody out.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

"The Bots and the Bees" [1.14]

"Smunday" [1.15]

"Water Park" [1.16]

.Malcolm Ever since I can remember, we've always had trouble with baby-sitters.^ That was the legacy of Malcolm.  It is crucial to note that there was always an internal ideological split and tension within this Black nationalist tradition that I've just outlined for you.
  • Malcolm X .It - Heritage - Malcolm X Italian Website - African American Culture - Black World 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolm-x.it [Source type: Original source]

^ Malcolm: Just remember, as far as we know, Dewey has always been missing the tip of his finger.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

[flashback]
Baby-sitter A: [cooing] Hello! Goochy, goochy, goochy, goo. Goochy, goochy— [screams as her finger is bitten]
.Baby-sitter B: I don't know, sweetie; what do you have behind your back?^ Do you know something we don't?
  • Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.nndb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know you chose to ifnore that I clearly replied to another comment, because even I don’t think you’re stupid enough to have missed it.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We know you all want your internet speeds crippled.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[screams, running from the house]
.Baby-sitter C [locked in the closet by Malcolm and Reese]: You little losers, I've had enough of this!^ That was the legacy of Malcolm.  It is crucial to note that there was always an internal ideological split and tension within this Black nationalist tradition that I've just outlined for you.
  • Malcolm X .It - Heritage - Malcolm X Italian Website - African American Culture - Black World 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolm-x.it [Source type: Original source]

^ You've probably already seen this, but I just finished it so I'm posting: How David Beats Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell .
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]

^ If you aren’t seeing enough of what you want, chances are, you’re just a little nuts.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You open this door right now!^ But also, about that time, I didn’t realize until you said right now, that Kennedy was killed only two months?
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ PR.com (Allison Kugel): Are you at Sundance right now (The Sundance Film Festival) ?
  • Comedian Maz Jobrani Stars in ABC�s �The Knights of Prosperity� and Takes Social Awareness on the Road with His �Axis of Evil Comedy Tour� - PR.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pr.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My question is, do you know if Eka is on a ship right now and if so how can we contact her?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Look, I'm a little claustrophobic, okay? Just open the door! Let me out! Come on!
[back to the present]
.Malcolm: I don't know.^ He was aware, because there were things even in the newspaper, that there was some, I think—I don’t know if it was a misunderstanding or just disagreeing about some things that Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm were talking about.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I think, though a lot of people have seen the movie or read the book, there are a lot of Americans who really don't know a lot about Malcolm or the Nation of Islam.
  • Harlem's Heyday (Gotham Gazette, Apr 10, 2006) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC gothamgazette.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Malcolm: I don`t know what he did last night, but there`s no hot water, and the toilet`s full of sawdust.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

I'm starting to think it might be us.

.Spangler: You're never gonna be a winner...^ You`re gonna wear this and there`s nothing you can do about it!
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Grandma Ida: I never know what you`re talking about.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Now you're gonna be friends with that crippled boy and you're gonna like it.
  • Malcolm in the Middle 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.scholastic.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

because you do everything half-assed.
.Francis: You may have spoken too soon, sir.^ So, when your on the Carnival Legend soon, and you step outside, and someone says hello John, it may be me.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.I think you'll find I play pool with my whole ass.^ It'll be OK. You just need to find something that's a thousand times better than Disneyland, open on Christmas Day, and free.
  • "Malcolm In The Middle" @ The Daily .WAV 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC dailywav.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Do you think we should do more, or let kids find their own way.
  • Malcolm Gladwell Talks Sports (And His New Book) With Us - ESPN The Magazine 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC sports.espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ If you do, let me know and I’ll arrange my group of firefighters for the week you are there.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Season 2

.Cop: We have to wait for the crane to get here before we can think about opening this road to traffic.^ And here’s the full email transcript which is circling its way around, well, just about every site you can think of: .
  • malcolm-speed | The Corridor (a cricket blog) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.cricket.mailliw.com [Source type: General]

^ I have been waiting for someone to try the PB Debit Card before I open it…;D .
  • PayPal Funds in My Visa Electron Within 5 Days | Malcolm Online 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolmwong.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Lois: Yeah, but if you just moved a couple of those police cars there would be enough room to just pass on the shoulder.^ If you can`t make a sandwich out of that, you`re just not trying hard enough.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ They shot a few times, you know, not to hit anyone, but just, I think, to make the place look even more chaotic there.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I sorta feel bad for asking but it would mean a lot if you could make a dining room arrangement for us.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

I mean, this is just plain stupid!
.Cop: Ma'am, don't call a police officer stupid.^ Francis: [Malcolm and Reese want to get rid of some strangers in their house and call Francis for help, who talks to the leader] You don`t want me to get the cops over here, do you?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Lois: What, that's a law now?

[Lois is making a call on a roadside assistance telephone]
Operator: Ma'am, this phone is for emergency roadside assistance only. .I can't put you through to a private line.^ I am still fuming with the humiliation you put me through my Carnival Freedom cruise July 12-19.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ These changes are probably temporary (as of now through 9/1, but could be a bit more beyond that) and we will let you know the fall line-up as soon as we know.

.Lois: I have got to get through to my babysit- ...look, just let me talk to your supervisor!^ That is your choice, but my prayer is that you show just a little more balance and objectivity on issues of national concern.

^ So just to tease her in the middle of one of my rants going 'You fucking cunt, I'm going to fucking kick your fucking head in.
  • Gangster No. 1 / Gangster Number One (2000) Malcolm McDowell, Paul Bettany, David Thewlis 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC malcolmtribute.hostrator.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lois: I just found out your family has a little nickname for me.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Operator: One moment, ma'am... [in deep voice] Hello, this is the supervisor.
Lois: ...no it isn't! .You're just disguising your voice!^ I can't figure out if your beginning comments in EVERY Palin story is just "clever" sarcasm or suppressed rudeness disguised as clever sarcasm.
  • Andrew Malcolm | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]
  • Andrew Malcolm | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ If you can`t make a sandwich out of that, you`re just not trying hard enough.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ And I dare to hope that you find cause not just for forgiveness but also for the kind of gratitude that your mother and I owe to our parents.
  • The Middle-Class Steeplechase | The Monthly 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.themonthly.com.au [Source type: General]

Operator: No I'm not, I'm really the supervisor.
Lois: You can't do this!
Operator: [normal voice] Ma'am, I'm about to be replaced by a machine. I can do whatever I damn well please.

"Halloween Approximately" [2.2]

[Malcolm and Reese take turns eating expired food from the refrigerator]
Malcolm: When was the last Christmas we had eggnog?
.Reese: I think before Dewey.^ Dewey: Just think what Reese would have done with it.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

[The carton hisses ominously as it is opened]
.Malcolm: It's all you, man.^ First, you and all of Malcolm LAtif’s supporters can goon pretending that he’s Malcolm X. I have nothing else to say to a group of so-called elite class of people that take care of a grown man and fail to emphasize the importance of caring for one’s child.
  • Malcolm X Grandson Breaks Silence! | News One 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC newsone.com [Source type: General]

^ Malcolm: It`s amazing all the different kinds of kids you meet when you`re tutoring after school.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I HAVE A GOOD MAN IN MY LIFE....THEY ARE ALL SO DAM OLD AN PLAYED OUT AND NEED TO SIT DOWN ANYWAY UGH MALCOME WHO OR YOU!!!
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

[Reese chugs the eggnog and begins gagging loudly]
Malcolm: [aside] This is a game that has no winners.

.Reese: WE OWN YOU ALL! Did you hear me, world?^ Were did you got all the information from… .
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ All you`ve done here is constructed a monument to your own insanity.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Gordo if you want to get on in this world you must learn to conceal your contempt for the greatest game of all.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Violence...just...got...a...little...more...RANDOM!

"Lois' Birthday" [2.3]

"Dinner Out" [2.4]

"Casino" [2.5]

"Convention" [2.6]

[Malcolm and Reese are locked out of the house at night.]
Malcolm: What are we going to do now?
.Reese: [falls into a cesspool via a trap they had set up earlier] AAAAAHHHH! Oh my God!^ Lois: [background] Oh my God!
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Saturday morning we packed up a rental car with my father in law and some egg salad sandwiches and set off across Highway 180.

^ Especially as they stuck the boot into Howard and the other Ministers who always turned up for interviews, good times or bad (well, almost always).
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

What is this stuff?
Malcolm: Well, at least the night isn't a total loss.

"Robbery" [2.7]

Lois: Craig, that button's been disconnected for a year now.
Craig: What? Why?
Lois: Because you kept pressing the damn thing.
Craig: In an emergency, that's what it's for.
.Lois: Oh, "emergencies"--like when you saw a bee.^ Lois: What your father is trying to say is, there is no reason for you to be acting up like this.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Or when you saw that big fly that you thought was a bee. .What about the time you thought you saw a ghost?^ But also, about that time, I didn’t realize until you said right now, that Kennedy was killed only two months?
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Either way, I’d say that it’s not that healthy for you to be spending so much of your time devoted to speaking about someone else when you have a daughter and yourself to look after.
  • Malcolm X Grandson Breaks Silence! | News One 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC newsone.com [Source type: General]

^ Now in the industry -- I don't know whether you care about this, or how much time I have to go into this.
  • Malcolm Gladwell on spaghetti sauce | Video on TED.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.ted.com [Source type: General]

Craig: I'm not saying that it was or wasn't, but you can't tell me that what we saw was normal.

"Therapy" [2.8]

"The Bully" [2.10]

"Old Mrs. Old" [2.11]

"Krelboyne Girl" [2.12]

.Lloyd: Hey, check out the new kid.^ Hey Go check out some new movies on www.WatchMoviesSite.com ----- Hey Go check out some new movies on www.WatchMoviesSite.com ----- Hey Go check out some new movies on www.WatchMoviesSite.com ----- Hey Go check out some new movies on www.WatchMoviesSite.com ----- Hey Go check out some new movies on www.WatchMoviesSite.com ----- Hey Go check out some new movies on www.WatchMoviesSite.com ----- .
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Hey Go check out some new movies on www.WatchMoviesSite.com .
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

Stevie: Fresh... meat.
.Dabney: [to Malcolm] You no longer have to live in fear.^ Malcolm fears he will grow up to resemble a genius chess player named Leonard (Jason Alexander) who has no friends.
  • Malcolm in the Middle on TV | Fancast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ TM: Did you ever think that, perhaps, you were born a little too late in terms of the kind of performer you are and the kinds of great roles that used to be written but are no longer abundant?
  • Malcolm in the Middle: Douglas Sills adds Carl-Magnus Malcolm to his list of colorful characterizations.Feature on TheaterMania.com - 08/16/2002 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.theatermania.com [Source type: General]

^ So why would you support a visionless leader with no balls or back bone i couldn't make the proper disicion to fire Malcolm in the first place.

.Malcolm: What are you talking about?^ But with Malcolm, you can't forget about any of his development.
  • Malcolm X .It - Heritage - Malcolm X Italian Website - African American Culture - Black World 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolm-x.it [Source type: Original source]

^ AMY GOODMAN: Can you talk about that?
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We will answer, 'Did you ever talk to Brother Malcolm?
  • Malcolm X .It - Heritage - Malcolm X Italian Website - African American Culture - Black World 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolm-x.it [Source type: Original source]

.Dabney: The hazing we put you through is over.^ I am still fuming with the humiliation you put me through my Carnival Freedom cruise July 12-19.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Malcolm: What hazing?
Lloyd: Oh, come on! When we gave you the warped lunchtray. When we dulled the points on your pencils. .When you sneezed and no one said "Bless you."^ And for all those years -- 20, 30 years -- through all those focus group sessions, no one ever said they wanted extra-chunky.
  • Malcolm Gladwell on spaghetti sauce | Video on TED.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.ted.com [Source type: General]

^ "My disappointment, I have to tell you, is a very personal one," Christie said.

^ No one is forcing you to read the Blog and you can always get Cruise Industry news directly from the different Cruise Lines sites.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Dabney: I still feel bad about that.^ Still, even after all this, David cannot openly put into words his feelings about Peter.


.Francis: I'm warning you, keep Mom out of your love life!^ Love your blog and keep it the way it is.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Bridie being from england told me to tell you “Keep your pecker up” Um?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Shift your thinking and you'll shift your position in life.
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

Malcolm: Mom has nothing to do with this.
Francis: Trust me, yes, she does — she will ruin it, I swear! .Whatever Mom tells you, don't do it.^ The people of Elizabeth are intelligent, decent, independent minded and have been calling me to tell me what they have been telling me since 2007 - we support you whatever you do.

^ Whatever you do, don't become a clone of your boss.
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

^ It has two means as I see it 1)you are telling people they are such blind follows that don’t know when they are being poisioned.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And don't do the opposite, either! The way it's worked for me is... Actually, it's never worked for me.

"New Neighbors" [2.13]

.Malcolm: Reese, she's four years old.^ In 1955, Sukarno invited the then-30-year-old Malcolm X to a conference of the non-aligned nations in Bandung, Indonesia.

^ Did your source also tell you that this story is THREE YEARS OLD. Malcolm and Regina King have been a couple for 3 years now.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The 35-year-old Malcolm X was already married and the father of a daughter.

You're bigger and smarter... well, you're bigger than her.

.Lois: [pinches a girl's nostrils shut to get her to let go of Reese] Now, honey, if you want to breathe again, you are going to have to let go of Reese.^ Reese: Why would you want to go to the ice rink?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese: [Dewey wants to go to the arcade] What are you, twelve?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Lois: Of course you are, honey.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Girl's Mother: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Lois: Just a little trick I developed.

"Hal Quits" [2.14]

"The Grandparents" [2.15]

.Malcolm: Mom, do you...do you like your parents?^ And I dare to hope that you find cause not just for forgiveness but also for the kind of gratitude that your mother and I owe to our parents.
  • The Middle-Class Steeplechase | The Monthly 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.themonthly.com.au [Source type: General]

^ Perhaps if all you are looking for is information, then the information aplenty you’d find at http://www.carnival.com would be more professional, and to your liking.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Do you feel like you have a sixth sense -- something beyond reading your keys -- that you can anticipate what's about to happen with an offense?
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

.Lois: It doesn't matter how I feel about them.^ At the end of that process, after doing it for months and months, he had a mountain of data about how the American people feel about spaghetti sauce.
  • Malcolm Gladwell on spaghetti sauce | Video on TED.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.ted.com [Source type: General]

^ I can tell you I know exactly how Adrienne Ryan feels about them now.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And in football, it doesn't matter how big you are, as long as you've got the attitude, you can knock anybody out.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

It's not like I can trade them for someone else. .You can't pick your parents.^ And I dare to hope that you find cause not just for forgiveness but also for the kind of gratitude that your mother and I owe to our parents.
  • The Middle-Class Steeplechase | The Monthly 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.themonthly.com.au [Source type: General]

^ Can you tell us about your itinerary and please pick your favorite shore excursion from each port and tell us why you like it so much.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.You're pretty much stuck with whoever you get.^ There's something very encouraging and American about it, this idea that through hard work, you can become proficient and talented at pretty much anything.
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]

^ The only problem is that at three, you’re much better at memorising than at logic.
  • The Middle-Class Steeplechase | The Monthly 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.themonthly.com.au [Source type: General]

^ It's so much more vibrant to do something like that because you're not carrying any baggage from the previous incarnations.
  • Malcolm in the Middle: Douglas Sills adds Carl-Magnus Malcolm to his list of colorful characterizations.Feature on TheaterMania.com - 08/16/2002 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.theatermania.com [Source type: General]

Malcolm: I know.
.Lois: At least I can be grateful that soon they'll be gone.^ Lois: [about her parents] But at least we can be happy when they`re gone.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ At their least annoying, they'll simply be in your way.
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

.Malcolm: Back to their own home.^ Even just going back to our own history in the United States, the way "The Nation of Islam" used it with Malcolm X and then the way people are using it in the Middle East.
  • Comedian Maz Jobrani Stars in ABC�s �The Knights of Prosperity� and Takes Social Awareness on the Road with His �Axis of Evil Comedy Tour� - PR.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pr.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Lois: Yeah...that's what I meant.

"Traffic Ticket" [2.16]

"Surgery" [2.17]

"Reese Cooks" [2.18]

"Tutoring Reese" [2.19]

Mr. Woodward, Reese's history teacher: I just don't think you'd throw away the son who achieves for, well, Reese.
.Lois: You don't think I'd sacrifice this one?^ I know you chose to ifnore that I clearly replied to another comment, because even I don’t think you’re stupid enough to have missed it.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As soon as we start thinking you're big time and start taking things for granted, you don't play as well."
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ I am sending this to you as I think you may be one of the only ones in your company that give a rat’s ass about customer service.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Let me explain something to you.^ Let me tell you something.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Hal: If you don`t tell your mother, I`ll let you squash something.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese: [pushes Dewey in his mattress] Why won`t you let me do something nice?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.I would sell Malcolm down the river in a heartbeat to save Reese.^ I would sell Malcolm down the river in a heartbeat for Reese.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ [Reese is holding a spoonful of mashed potatoes, aimed at Lois] Malcolm: [to the camera] It would take hours to explain the psychology of this event, so I`ll just simplify.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Malcolm's gonna be fine no matter what happens.^ No matter what happens economically, there will always be a need for someone or something to leverage the new realities.
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

.Maybe he'll have to go to junior college or start off blue collar, but he'll work his way up to management eventually.^ As we kept going, it started to mix up.
  • Comedian Maz Jobrani Stars in ABC�s �The Knights of Prosperity� and Takes Social Awareness on the Road with His �Axis of Evil Comedy Tour� - PR.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pr.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The place to start is with the banks and development of `predatory lending’ schemes that would eventually collapse Capitalism and pave the way for Socialism.

^ If you eliminate all or most of the smoking areas you’ll end up with ships that end up the way of the Paradise…not filled to capacity.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Reese is the one who needs saving.^ Reese is the one who needs saving.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese: I`m the one who spit in Dewey`s cereal this morning.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Continuity : In the episode where Lois takes revenge on the four girls who pranked Reese, Lois and Reese use a makeshift catapult to launch paint balloons at one of the girls and her date.
  • Malcolm in the Middle TV mistakes, goofs and bloopers 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.moviemistakes.com [Source type: General]

Woodward: I don't believe you. .No mother could ever be that callous to her own son.^ Reese`s History Teacher: Nobody could be that cruel to their own son.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

[Francis appears in the window.]
.Francis: Mom, please let me come home!^ [Francis appears in the window] Francis: Mom, please let me come home.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I`ll do anything, Mom, just please let me be warm again.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ [Francis is being pursued by a gang and calls home] Francis: [over answering machine] Mom.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

I'm cold and I'm hungry! .Please, I'll fix the roof, I'll paint the house!^ Please, I`ll fix the roof, I`ll paint the house.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.I'll do anything, Mom, please!^ I`ll do anything, Mom, just please let me be warm again.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Just let me live indoors, Mom!^ I`ll do anything, Mom, just please let me be warm again.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Please, I wanna be warm again! MOM, PLEASE! (sobbing)
.Woodward: Maybe we can work something out.^ You might, like I said, go online and figure out well maybe it's actually better to try and do credit card fraud or something .
  • Comedian Maz Jobrani Stars in ABC�s �The Knights of Prosperity� and Takes Social Awareness on the Road with His �Axis of Evil Comedy Tour� - PR.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pr.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

"Bowling" [2.20]

"Malcolm vs. Reese" [2.21]

.Francis: How am I ever gonna decide which one of you to take?^ Your answer to that question could decide how successful you'll be in your personal and professional life.
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

^ I’ve spotted the Dean on another blog the other day so one can only assume that you’ve decided to make up a story for reasons only known to yourself.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ One of my questions to you is when you do get off the ship and are back on dry land, how long if any does it take for you to get your equilibrium back (your land legs)?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Malcolm: You deliberately bought two tickets just to torment us?^ Malcolm, choose manogammy over deceit and just be glad somebody want you.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You've probably already seen this, but I just finished it so I'm posting: How David Beats Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell .
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]

^ Keep doing what you do and I bet people would be surprised at how many of us send comments to you in our underpants in honor of you just as I have done.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Francis: No. Of course not. .I bought them to see who loves me the most.^ Your mother was not born on a lucky streak, except in one respect: she had a mother who loved her and cared for her as the most precious thing in the world.
  • The Middle-Class Steeplechase | The Monthly 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.themonthly.com.au [Source type: General]

^ So on one hand, the people who love sport want it when it happens, and they want all the events they wish to see, not a restricted list.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Now, I know you both love me, but I bet one of you loves me a little bit more.^ We would appreciate it more then you know!!!
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ I can tell you I know exactly how Adrienne Ryan feels about them now.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you were a little bit more sophisticated, you might actually have a longer thought process.
  • Comedian Maz Jobrani Stars in ABC�s �The Knights of Prosperity� and Takes Social Awareness on the Road with His �Axis of Evil Comedy Tour� - PR.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.pr.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Malcolm and Reese look dejected]
Francis: Come on, guys! It's Rage in the Cage. You should be happy!
Reese: We are happy!
.Francis: You're not doing the happy dance.^ Francis: Okay, and now you`re smiling, which means in about two seconds I`m going to look like a jackass.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Policeman: What is it you said you`re doing here?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Francis: [reading] Is that last word `lick` or `wipe?` Piama: I think you`re safe either way.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]


.Officer: There's no sign of forced-entry.^ Peter rides to the rescue of Dickie who is stuck in a bog but there is no sign of anything between her and David.

^ But there’s no sign that the new administration is paying adequate attention.
  • Middle East Report 224: Jihadis in the Hood: Race, Urban Islam and the War on Terror, by Hisham Aidi 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.merip.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You don't have any idea how they could have got inside?^ Your answer to that question could decide how successful you'll be in your personal and professional life.
  • Malcolm O. Munro - The "Career Fitness" Coach: Current Trends in Employment 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.careerfitnesscoach.com [Source type: General]

^ They tore his shirt so they could see how many times he was hit.
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You have to be YOU – so if someone doesn’t get your humor, they really don’t have to read it now do they?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Hal: It's a mystery.
Dewey: You left the window open.
Hal: ...Mystery solved!
.Officer: What are you doing here again?^ Policeman: What is it you said you`re doing here?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Francis: [finds cadet Finley in a cupboard] Finley, what are you doing in here?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Hal: We're watching the owner's cat.^ Hal: We`re watching the cat.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Officer: I don't see a cat.
.Hal: We're not doing a very good job.^ Hal: We`re not doing a very good job.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Hal: OK. You`re a good son.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

"Mini-Bike" [2.22]

Lois: What's the matter, Craig?
Craig: What does it say on this jar?
Lois: "Craig."
Craig: Well I'm glad someone around here can read. The jar holds fourteen pickles. .I had three yesterday, two for lunch today, and one and a half for snack.^ In transit: Quick stop in Indy (1/11/2010 5:54 PM ET) Begin draft talk in three, two, one...
  • Malcolm Jenkins - AFC South Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ Begin draft talk in three, two, one...
  • Malcolm Jenkins - AFC South Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ Every person of Japanese ancestry, 120,000 from those three states, for three-and-a-half states, because it was the number one war zone, so 120,000— .
  • Civil Rights Activist Yuri Kochiyama on her Internment in a WWII Japanese American Detention Camp & Malcolm X’s Assassination 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.democracynow.org [Source type: Original source]

And now there are six and a half pickles in this jar. Simple math indicates...
.Lois: Are you counting the one in your hand?^ People say [to me] “Oh you are the one who burned down your grandmother’s house?” [But]…it didn’t really happen like that.
  • Malcolm X Grandson Breaks Silence! | News One 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC newsone.com [Source type: General]

^ One of my questions to you is when you do get off the ship and are back on dry land, how long if any does it take for you to get your equilibrium back (your land legs)?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ I am sending this to you as I think you may be one of the only ones in your company that give a rat’s ass about customer service.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Craig: Ok, false alarm.

.Malcolm: So, according to your logic, a two-foot fall from a mini-bike is more dangerous than a six-foot fall from a galloping horse?^ When you add your card to PayPal and enroll for Expanded Use Programme, you will need more than RM 25.
  • PayPal Funds in My Visa Electron Within 5 Days | Malcolm Online 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolmwong.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Given this, it is understandable that many people still believe that Malcolm X was no more than a racist of another stripe.
  • The Autobiography of Malcolm X: As Told to Alex Haley (Mass Market Paperback) by Malcolm X - Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.goodreads.com [Source type: General]

^ It is particularly sad that from the masjid or mosque, one hears a kind of message that’s more appropriate to Booker T. Washington than Malcolm X. But, nevertheless, the struggle continues.
  • The Missing Malcolm X the Lost Chapters: A Conversation with Manning Marble » Suhaib Webb - audio, discussions, translations and musings 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.suhaibwebb.com [Source type: Original source]

Lois: That was a long time ago.
Malcolm: Before... gravity?

"Carnival" [2.23]

.Reese: Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, puppies, ice cream, fat people falling over.^ Puppies, ice cream, fat people falling over...
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese: Happy thoughts, happy thoughts...
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

"Evacuation" [2.24]

"Flashback" [2.25]

Reese: Ha ha. Stupid bug.
[Reese touches the bug zapper]
Reese: OW! OW! YOU STUPID... [Punches the bug zapper] OW!!

Season 3

"Houseboat" [3.1]

"Emancipation" [3.2]

"Book Club" [3.3]

"Malcolm's Girlfriend" [3.4]

.Reese: You've just got to calm down, turn off your brain.^ You've really got to be on your toes.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ You`ve turned into Mom.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ People say [to me] “Oh you are the one who burned down your grandmother’s house?” [But]…it didn’t really happen like that.
  • Malcolm X Grandson Breaks Silence! | News One 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC newsone.com [Source type: General]

.Malcolm: You can't just turn off your brain.^ Malcolm, choose manogammy over deceit and just be glad somebody want you.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Reese: Since she made fun of your name, you just make fun of hers.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ You've probably already seen this, but I just finished it so I'm posting: How David Beats Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell .
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]

Reese: Sure you can! I do it all the time. Just watch...
Malcolm: [snorts] This is so stupid. .You can't turn off your...^ One of my questions to you is when you do get off the ship and are back on dry land, how long if any does it take for you to get your equilibrium back (your land legs)?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ We recommend you upgrade to a Javascript compatible browser or make sure Javascript is turned on for your browser.
  • Malcolm in the Middle on TV | Fancast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You can sell off your PayPal funds to interested parties at your agreed rate.
  • PayPal Funds in My Visa Electron Within 5 Days | Malcolm Online 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.malcolmwong.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Reese stands slack-jawed, staring blankly]
Malcolm: Reese? ... Reese!
[Reese wakes from his daze and holds his forehead]
.Reese: Oh, man, how long was I out?^ And in football, it doesn't matter how big you are, as long as you've got the attitude, you can knock anybody out.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

"Charity" [3.5]

"Health Scare" [3.6]

"Christmas" [3.7]

[Lois is locking up the Christmas presents in the garage.]
Dewey: Ahh! She's stealing Christmas.
Lois: I'm not stealing it. I'm just taking it hostage.

"Poker" [3.8]

"Reese's Job" [3.9]

Barton: Wow, an entire colony of Cryphonectria parasitica.
Richie: Hey, get your own pizza, Dewey.

"Lois's Makeover" [3.10]

"Company Picnic (Part 1)" [3.11]

"Company Picnic (Part 2)" [3.12]

"Reese Drives" [3.13]

Hal: Reese, surrounded by six thousand pounds of steel and twenty gallons of explosive fuel? It's like giving a shark a submachine gun!

Malcolm: Why do we have to get dressed like this? It's Reese's hearing!
.Lois: Because when the judge looks over at us, I want him to see Reese comes from a respectable family that loves him very much!^ You ever thought that maybe SHE didn't want 2 marry HIM? Every woman that's dating or seeing some1 steady is not neccessarily hoping for a brass ring and being "#1".
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ There are groups of us who have become like family because of this blog.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ I had been looking forward to seeing it for over a year and was greatly disappointed that there was no US theatrical release.
  • Gangster No. 1 / Gangster Number One (2000) Malcolm McDowell, Paul Bettany, David Thewlis 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC malcolmtribute.hostrator.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Dewey: Why aren't they trying him as an adult?

"Cynthia's Back" [3.14]

Dabney: Don't stick up for her, Malcolm. .If I wanted this kind of abuse, I'd have a conversation with my Oboe Teacher!^ My little niece doesn’t need that kind of abuse, LOL. .
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

"Hal's Birthday" [3.15]

.Lois: Boys, would you leave the room a minute so your father and I can talk?^ I sorta feel bad for asking but it would mean a lot if you could make a dining room arrangement for us.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Perhaps if all you are looking for is information, then the information aplenty you’d find at http://www.carnival.com would be more professional, and to your liking.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Lois: Well, maybe she wouldn`t be a lesbian if you tucked your shirt in.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Dewey: NO!
Lois: Excuse me?
Dewey: I'm not leaving. .You guys just chase us out whenever you want without even asking us.^ He's not a guy you can just arm tackle.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ If you can`t make a sandwich out of that, you`re just not trying hard enough.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ And in examining the lives of the remarkable among us -- the brilliant, the exceptional and the unusual -- I want to convince you that the way we think about success is all wrong.
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]

I'm getting tired of it. Watching TV is the only thing to do in this house that's actually fun. .So you're left with two choices: you can fight somewhere else, or get us a TV for our room.^ I sorta feel bad for asking but it would mean a lot if you could make a dining room arrangement for us.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Francis: Okay, and now you`re smiling, which means in about two seconds I`m going to look like a jackass.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Keep doing what you do and I bet people would be surprised at how many of us send comments to you in our underpants in honor of you just as I have done.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

[Later in the boys' bedroom]
.Dewey: There's no reasoning with that woman!^ Lois: What your father is trying to say is, there is no reason for you to be acting up like this.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

"Hal Coaches" [3.16]

"Dewey's Dog" [3.17]

[Craig witnesses Dewey holding Malcolm and Reese at dogpoint, and Dewey locks him in the house]
Dewey: I am sorry you had to see this.

"Poker #2" [3.18]

"Clip Show" [3.19]

"Jury Duty" [3.20]

"Cliques" [3.21]

Lois: Those dominoes are keeping Dewey from driving me crazy. And if they get knocked over, I will blame you. If a door slams shut and knocks them over, I will blame you. If there is an earthquake, I will blame you. If a condor dies in flight and crashes through our roof and knocks them over, I will blame you.
Reese: But that's not fair.
Lois: I WILL BLAME YOU!

.Dabney: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...^ Same rubbish different day (all this from someone who has claimed to be on over 200K a year), if Ackerman has banned him from those blogs why not here?
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Goth Leader: Is that from a Ministry album?
Dabney: It's from Dante's Inferno. It's engraved on the Gates of Hell.
Goth Leader: Whoa! That's... dark!

"Monkey" [3.22]

Season 4

"Zoo" [4.1]

.Walkie-talkie: Hey, are those two kids still stuck in the tiger pit?^ George Lopez will still lead-off Nick at Nite on Fridays & Saturdays in the 10pm hour, as Nick at Nite starts still at 10pm on those two nights.

[Panic washes over the crowd]
Zookeeper: Uh, no, that must be the zoo down the street!
Hal: Malcolm and Reese?
Lois: Malcolm and Dewey. Reese wouldn't last five minutes.

"Humilithon" [4.2]

"Family Reunion" [4.3]

"Stupid Girl" [4.4]

"Forwards Backwards" [4.5]

Malcolm: Wake up.
.Reese: What do you want?^ Reese: Why would you want to go to the ice rink?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese: [Dewey wants to go to the arcade] What are you, twelve?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Francis: [Malcolm and Reese want to get rid of some strangers in their house and call Francis for help, who talks to the leader] You don`t want me to get the cops over here, do you?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Malcolm: I just want you to know you're not getting last licks.^ Craig Feldspar: Malcolm, I think you`re forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Dewey: I just want you to know, if some crazy couple steals me and then raises me as a girl, it`s on your head.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ If you can`t make a sandwich out of that, you`re just not trying hard enough.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Reese: Huh?
.Malcolm: I'm sick of you always having an edge just because you're an idiot and I'm smart and I'm concerned about consequences.^ Craig Feldspar: Malcolm, I think you`re forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ They`re not something you can take away because of some petty slight.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ If you can`t make a sandwich out of that, you`re just not trying hard enough.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

I can be just as vicious and shortsighted as you.
Reese: Oh, yeah, I'm really scared. .Why don't you just- [registers that his arm is glued to his forehead] Gaa!^ He's not a guy you can just arm tackle.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ I don’t need you to reply I just wanted to make sure you saw this post.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese`s History Teacher: I don`t see why you would sacrifice the good son for, well, Reese.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

What'd you do?
Malcolm: I sank to your level. And I have to say, it feels good.

[Malcolm and Reese speed towards each other head-on in go-karts]
Malcolm: [side] This is a game of chicken Reese is not gonna win! I'm too angry to blink! When he sees my face, he's gonna know he doesn't have a chance!
.Reese: [singing] He's off and flying as he guns the car around the track / Slamming down the pedal like he's never coming back / Adventure's waiting just ahead!^ Gangster notices a car down the block and strides over to it like John Wayne.
  • Gangster No. 1 / Gangster Number One (2000) Malcolm McDowell, Paul Bettany, David Thewlis 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC malcolmtribute.hostrator.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Freddie seems like he will indeed shoot him, but puts the gun down and leaves.
  • Gangster No. 1 / Gangster Number One (2000) Malcolm McDowell, Paul Bettany, David Thewlis 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC malcolmtribute.hostrator.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That's like saying I'm going out for a pack of ciggarettes and NEVER coming back!!!
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

Malcolm: [side] He'll stop! I know he'll stop! ...maybe this wasn't such a good—
[From a distance, a ball of smoke is seen rising from the track as they collide]

"Forbidden Girlfriend" [4.6]

"Malcolm Holds his Tongue" [4.7]

"Boys at Ranch" [4.8]

[Francis, Reese, and Malcolm are watching fireworks.]
Reese: How do we know which one is the Komodo 3000?
[Night turns to day for five seconds as the boys stare in silence and the show ends]
.Malcolm: [shouting] Let's hope that was it!^ Let us hope Malcolm can at least pass legislation like the Dental Bill and not oppose out of sheer politicing.
  • Malcolm the Inevitable | newmatilda.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC newmatilda.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Francis: [shouting] Did it say when our vision would come back?^ Francis: Would you stop saying "Poquito Cabeza" so much?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Gladwell: "If I had to name a single thing that has transformed our life, I would say the rise of JetBlue and Southwest Airlines.
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]

^ Kelly did say Saturday that he didn't believe Thurmond would be done for the season.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

Reese: [shouting] Box said two days.
Francis: [shouting] Totally worth it.

[Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey are preparing to go out on ATVs.]
Malcom: All-terrain... I wonder if that really means ALL terrain.
Reese: They couldn't say it if it wasn't true.
[Later, Dewey's ATV is crashed upside down on a tree, with Dewey hanging from a branch.]
Reese: Okay, so trees aren't terrain. Now we know.

"Grandma Sues" [4.9]

.Francis: Why don't we just kill the old hag?^ Also, I guess I don’t understand why you couldn’t/wouldn’t have your 3 year old sleep on the couch instead of the bunk.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Lois: Oh, stop it right now! .And no one tells the boys about any of this.^ That's funny, because Malcolm was just telling Sherri Sheppard(chick from the view) the reason no one ever reads about him in the Tabloids is, because when he does have a woman he treats her like a queen.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Tell me one thing about my life that would be better if I still lived at home.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Hal: You mean about killing her?^ Francis: Okay, and now you`re smiling, which means in about two seconds I`m going to look like a jackass.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Hal: Listen, son, I know you`re worried about the baby coming, but you don`t have to be.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Hal: Dewey, what did I tell you about raw meat?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Lois: No, about the lawsuit.

"If Boys Were Girls" [4.10]

Lois: Girls, don't do this. .You're supposed to be easy.^ You`re supposed to be my friend and you don`t even care.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Mallory: No, Mom. You're easy.
.Daisy: We can fool you about anything.^ There's something very encouraging and American about it, this idea that through hard work, you can become proficient and talented at pretty much anything.
  • Malcolm Gladwell (kottke.org) 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.kottke.org [Source type: General]

^ Or…….if you have thoughts that you’d like to share about anything at all – from cruise ships to cruise directors via underpants or table requests– you can start a blog.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.We're girls, we know how you think and we're not above using it.^ Craig Feldspar: Malcolm, I think you`re forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I know you chose to ifnore that I clearly replied to another comment, because even I don’t think you’re stupid enough to have missed it.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Surely you’re thinking of other PMs with a pinker tone, or greener tone in the case of the incumbent.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

"Long Drive" [4.11]

"Kicked Out" [4.12]

"Stereo Store" [4.13]

"Hal's Friend" [4.14]

.Dabney: I know you think I'm a mama's boy.^ Dabney: Look, Malcolm, I know you think I`m a mamma`s boy.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ I know you chose to ifnore that I clearly replied to another comment, because even I don’t think you’re stupid enough to have missed it.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Malcolm: No, mama's boys are laughing at you... with their mothers.

"Garage Sale" [4.15]

"Academic Octathlon" [4.16]

"Clip Show #2" [4.17]

"Reese's Party" [4.18]

Reese: Have fun in school today, suckers! I'll send ya a postcard from Whitehorse.
.Malcolm: Reese, figure it out.^ Malcolm, Francis and Dewey are coming out of Reese`s apartment] Malcolm: I thought the toilet-seat-never-needs-warming argument was pretty good.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

It takes 26 hours to get to Canada and 26 hours to get back. .Your backpack is full of food, and no one ever called Grandma.^ No one cares about your opinion.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Hard for your pinhead brains to grasp , but the fact is It’s a just a term made up by the right wing to explain why no one agrees with them.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SHE THE STUPID ONE YOUR WITH YOUR MAN FOR ALMOST 10YRS AND YOU AINT GOT NO RING YET!!!!!
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

Reese: [thinks] Wait a minute! I'm spending the entire weekend on this bus?

"Future Malcolm" [4.19]

"Baby (Part 1)" [4.20]

"Baby (Part 2)" [4.21]

Paramedic: I told you we shouldn't have stopped for coffee.

"Day Care" [4.22]

.Reese: [singing to the tune of "Amazing Grace"]
Amazing race, how sweet the taste
That saved a wrench for me.^ Reese: [singing amazing grace] Amazing race, how sweet the tast, that saved a wretch for me.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]


.I once was in the lost and found,
Was blind, but found my keys.
^ I once was in the lost and found, was blind but found my keys.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Season 5

"Vegas" [5.1]

"Watching the Baby" [5.2]

"Goodbye Kitty" [5.3]

"Thanksgiving" [5.4]

"Malcolm Films Reese" [5.5]

"Malcolm's Job" [5.6]

"Christmas Trees" [5.7]

Malcolm: We'll be profitable once we sell tree 67.
Reese: Cool. .Why don't we just sell that tree first?^ We don't know what was going on in his first relationship or why it didn't work out.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

"Block Party" [5.8]

"Dirty Magazine" [5.9]

"Hot Tub" [5.10]

"Ida's Boyfriend" [5.11]

Malcolm: Who would've thought that sticking a metal spike through your tongue would hurt so much?

"Softball" [5.12]

"Lois's Sister" [5.13]

"Malcolm Dates a Family" [5.14]

"Reese's Apartment" [5.15]

"Malcolm Visits College" [5.16]

[Otto has begun a daycare for the children of guests to his ranch. Chaos is heard from within the kids' room]
Otto: We may have a problem. You remember how I wanted everything to be special for the children? So I went to the store and I got those cookies, and then I saw this old-fashioned hard lemonade. I bought three cases...
Francis: Hard lemonade? That has alcohol in it!
Otto: Yes, Francis, I said there was a problem!

[Leland, the Resident Adviser of the dormitory, confronting Lois]
Leland: I happen to be a control freak. .If you get me fired, I can just find another job where I can be a control freak.^ Maybe you can skip the start and finish and just read the information which I hope you find useful.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Kinko's is hiring a night manager. Either way, I've already written negative evaluation emails of these kids to the Office of Admissions. All I have to do is hit 'send.'
Kid: She overloaded a wall socket, too!
[The kids abandon Lois]
Leland: And now you. .Any freshman psych major can see it's obvious life didn't pan out the way you thought it would.^ Many Canadians would be quite happy to see Quebec go, but please pay your debts on the way out the door , before you leave the familiy.
  • Expat Focus - Forums - North America (including the USA, Canada, Central America and the Caribbean) - Canada - Democracy in Quebec? 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.expatfocus.com [Source type: News]

^ You ever thought that maybe SHE didn't want 2 marry HIM? Every woman that's dating or seeing some1 steady is not neccessarily hoping for a brass ring and being "#1".
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Reese`s History Teacher: I don`t see why you would sacrifice the good son for, well, Reese.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.So now, to make up for it, you have to run your kid's life.^ Bridie being from england told me to tell you “Keep your pecker up” Um?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ What are you favorite areas of the vessel and what is it that makes your ship the best in the Carnival fleet.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank you for keeping up with the Blog while you are on spending time with your family.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Malcolm: [to the audience] I don't know who to root for!^ Francis: [Malcolm and Reese want to get rid of some strangers in their house and call Francis for help, who talks to the leader] You don`t want me to get the cops over here, do you?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Malcolm: I don`t know what he did last night, but there`s no hot water, and the toilet`s full of sawdust.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Leland: Simple truth is, you're just too afraid to let go of the one thing in your life that may be a success.^ If you can`t make a sandwich out of that, you`re just not trying hard enough.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ So, when your on the Carnival Legend soon, and you step outside, and someone says hello John, it may be me.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ You're not just the no-name guys, right?
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

.But hey, you don't have to take my word for it.^ One of my questions to you is when you do get off the ship and are back on dry land, how long if any does it take for you to get your equilibrium back (your land legs)?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ You`re supposed to be my friend and you don`t even care.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ As my mother always told me “if you can’t say nice things, don’t say anything”!!
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Why don't we just ask the other mothers here and see what they think?^ Reese`s History Teacher: I don`t see why you would sacrifice the good son for, well, Reese.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Most Australians aren't interested in holding the go-slow lobby accountable for the fact that so little is being done, they just want to see some action.
  • Malcolm the Inevitable | newmatilda.com 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC newmatilda.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I do, however, have a few suggestions and don’t worry they are not “deal breakers” or bad, just a few observations.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.[Looks around the hallway] Oh, that's right, there are no other mothers here!^ I feel that they had no right yelling at anyone, that is disrespect to everyone around them and in one way to themselves as well.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ She said the same thing we found out on our last cruise, no, there is nothing other than dropping them off at camp.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ One on the other players said to here “why don’t you go to that table right next to us with the dealer just standing there all by himself” she said “I don’t want to play by myself”.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.[Backs into his room] You just cost this floor their electricity privileges.^ Go back to Piersworld or tune into FOX News and be told what you want to hear to make it all feel better........
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[He shuts the door, and all other lights go out]

"Polly in the Middle" [5.17]

[Reese is burning ants with a magnifying glass]
Reese: [to an ant] Looking for a little picnic, huh? .Looks like you've come to the wrong place!^ I think she is looking more and more like you, and that ain’t bad.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Perhaps if all you are looking for is information, then the information aplenty you’d find at http://www.carnival.com would be more professional, and to your liking.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Francis: Okay, and now you`re smiling, which means in about two seconds I`m going to look like a jackass.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Malcolm: There's one on your hand.^ Reese: If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s you can`t clear your own name, you can only ruin someone else`s.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ But if you want to clap while you have one hand up your arse go back to Piers (Right-Wing R’US) blog and bag us all you like.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Reese: Ha ha! .[aims the searing pinpoint of light from magnifying glass at his own hand] You've got a little surprise coming!^ All you`ve done here is constructed a monument to your own insanity.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese: If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s you can`t clear your own name, you can only ruin someone else`s.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Francis: Hey, maybe we`ll both get on a bus and come down and surprise you.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Stupid ant...

[Stevie makes his first prank phone call]
Stevie [faking a British accent]: Hello?... Is your... refrigerator... [normal voice] Yeah, it's me... [hangs up]

"Dewey's Special Class" [5.18]

Reese: Guys, guys! .I've been trying to figure out what kind of genius I am, and I finally realized, I should go to the library!^ I was really enjoying ships, going out at every port and living the jetset lifestyle.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ (I hadn’t worn a dress in YEARS before then) So we figured we would try out the dining room the first night to see how it was.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.And you know what, you can get Internet Porn there, and the librarians can't do anything about it.^ We know you all want your internet speeds crippled.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You`re gonna wear this and there`s nothing you can do about it!
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ You know I never gave you anything for your birthday?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

[Malcolm and Stevie exchange looks]

"Experiment" [5.19]

Malcolm: I gave him some food coloring and told him they were chemicals.
Reese: Guys! I just made a discovery! .When you mix blue and yellow, you get an entirely new color!^ When you mix blue and yellow together, you get a totally new colour!
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

[Holds up a test tube full of green liquid] I'm gonna name it... blellow!

"Victor's Other Family" [5.20]

"Reese Joins the Army (Part 1)" [5.21]

Lois: Can he at least put some pants on?
Cop: Not until we get a good perp walk out of him.

"Reese Joins the Army (Part 2)" [5.22]

.Hal: You know those nature shows where a wasp paralyzes a caterpillar, then injects it full of larvae?^ Reese: You know what those are.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Hal: You know those nature shows where a wasp paralyzes a caterpillar, then injects it full of larvae?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Did you know he used to be a correspondent on the Daily Show?
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.It stays alive for weeks, completely aware, feeling every little bite as the larvae devour it from the inside.^ It stays alive for weeks, completely aware, feeling every little bite as the larvae devour it from the inside.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

I sat in a cubicle every day envying that caterpillar, 'cause at least he got to be on TV.

Season 6

"Reese Comes Home" [6.1]

[Reese is parachuting into a combat zone in Afghanistan]
Reese: I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine. I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine. I'm a robot. Robots are cool. Green Lantern fought a robot. I love Green Lantern. I love pie. Mmmmmm, pie. .Wait why am I thinking about pie?^ Glenn, why would you even think about putting a young child in a bunk bed?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

I'm supposed to be thinking about something else. Does it rhyme with pie? Fly, by, cry, die, pie? Pie! No. Pie, Green Lantern, Fighting robot, fighting machine, me. I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine. I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine.

Malcolm: The Army. .What do you expect from people who would give Reese a gun?^ You give them to people because you love them.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ How do you expect USC to defend Terrelle Pryor and does Pryor give the Buckeyes a fighting chance in this game?
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ Reese: Why would you want to go to the ice rink?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Lois: Oh that's right it's the Army's fault that your brother gets killed.
.Hal: Now Lois, we can't blame Malcolm for stealing Reese's girl and causing this whole mess in the first place.^ Lois enlists Malcolm to tutor Reese.
  • Malcolm in the Middle on TV | Fancast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A girl's father forbids Malcolm to date his daughter; Reese and Dewey discover a neighborhood boy who looks just like Dewey.
  • Malcolm in the Middle on TV | Fancast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hal joins friends for a night of poker, while Lois forces Reese to be her dance partner.
  • Malcolm in the Middle on TV | Fancast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Malcolm: Huh?
Hal: Kids his age are nothing but raging hormones and hideous self-involvement. They are all immoral little creeps.
.Lois: Don't defend him, Hal.^ Lois: [background] OH MY GOD! Hal: [grabs Malcolm and opens the door] Don`t worry honey.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Just help me make dinner.
Dewey: Great, angry meatloaf. Thanks a lot.
.Malcolm: [to audience] I don't have to worry about Reese.^ Francis: [to Malcolm and Reese] I think we gave them enough to think about.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Hal: Listen, son, I know you`re worried about the baby coming, but you don`t have to be.
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^ Lois: [background] OH MY GOD! Hal: [grabs Malcolm and opens the door] Don`t worry honey.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

All he has to do is lay low and not do anything stupid... Oh, God.

"Buseys Run Away" [6.2]

Hal: Wow! You guys are huge! And shiny!
Bodybuilder: Thanks mister, but we can always be huger and shinier!

Malcolm: What are you trying to do?
.Reese: Mom hasn't made you do any of the crap she's made us do.^ Reese: Since she made fun of your name, you just make fun of hers.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Why's she being so nice to you?^ Reese: [pushes Dewey in his mattress] Why won`t you let me do something nice?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Dewey: Because for the last three days, I haven't done anything wrong. .You see, Mom doesn't yell and scream at us because it's the only way she knows how to talk; she does it because we do stuff that's bad.^ How do you expect USC to defend Terrelle Pryor and does Pryor give the Buckeyes a fighting chance in this game?
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ Karen u going to be alright , you are my home girl South Philly, U know how we do move on .
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ John Says: Hello Justin As soon as I see the word Julio I know exactly what cruise you were on.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.And if you don't do anything, she doesn't get mad at you.^ You have to be YOU – so if someone doesn’t get your humor, they really don’t have to read it now do they?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ CG : It's an instinct -- I don't know if you'd call it a sixth sense or anything like that.
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

^ Don’t mess with our Family – and if John’s blog thingy doesn’t float your boat, can you say “man overboard” .
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

You understand? It's not her, it's us.
[pause]
Malcolm: Fine, don't tell us.

"Standee" [6.3]

[Hal walking by the large pile of garbage on his lawn]
Dewey: (muffled yelling) Dad!
Hal: Dewey?
Dewey: Daaaaaad!
Hal: Dewey? Where are you?
Dewey: I don't know! My garbage fort collapsed!
Hal: Can you breathe?
Dewey: Yes. But I don't want to!

"Pearl Harbor" [6.4]

.Dewey: I'm supposed to do a 300-word report on how you're my personal hero.^ You`re supposed to be my friend and you don`t even care.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Karen u going to be alright , you are my home girl South Philly, U know how we do move on .
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Francis: [reading] Is that last word `lick` or `wipe?` Piama: I think you`re safe either way.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Hal: Me? .You think I'm your...^ You may want to wipe that foam from the corners of your mouth before people start to think you’re unhinged.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

hero?
Dewey: Dad, don't freak out. We had to pick one of our parents.

.Hal: Every year that guy waits to see what Christmas decorations I put out and then finds a way to top it.^ Hal: When it comes to this, every guy is that guy.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ (I hadn’t worn a dress in YEARS before then) So we figured we would try out the dining room the first night to see how it was.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Francis: Is there some scientific way to find out if something is pudding without actually tasting it?
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

I string lights, he strings better lights. I put out Frosty, he puts out an elf village. .I put out Dracula, he does nothing and I look like a jackass!^ Francis: Okay, and now you`re smiling, which means in about two seconds I`m going to look like a jackass.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Ol' girl look like she been workin' out, and can put a hurtin' on a brotha in the sack!
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Road games are hard on offenses, but what does it mean for a defense to walk out in front of 100,000 people who don't like you?
  • Malcolm Smith - Pac-10 Blog - ESPN 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC espn.go.com [Source type: General]

"Kitty's Back" [6.5]

Kitty: The last two years of my life have been a nightmarish blur of booze binges and hotel rooms. There were so many parties - so many weird scenes. The childhood game of musical chairs will never be the same for me. Neither will Chutes and Ladders, Candyland, or Capture the Flag. But you know what's amazing? Now that I have done literally everything, I'm finished. I'm done.
.Lois: You've done everything?^ Lois: Because you ruin everything you own.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Lois: [notices the curtains are closed] If you`ve broken another window, it`s coming out of your...
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Kitty: And now I'm done. Done for good.
Hal: Wait, I don't get Candyland.

Abe: Even though the mashed potatoes are not supposed to come with the duck, cram them in there anyway whether the duck likes it or not.
Waiter: Ma'am?
Lois: The beef. Even though it's the carrots that are the problem, I'd like to exclude the broccoli.
.Waiter: That may work as a metaphor, ma'am, but you're really screwing up your entree.^ Bridie being from england told me to tell you “Keep your pecker up” Um?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank you for keeping up with the Blog while you are on spending time with your family.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ You have to be YOU – so if someone doesn’t get your humor, they really don’t have to read it now do they?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

"Hal's Christmas Gift" [6.6]

.Dewey: Reese just came up with the most fun thing to do.^ Reese: Dewey, shut up.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Dewey: Just think what Reese would have done with it.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ A girl's father forbids Malcolm to date his daughter; Reese and Dewey discover a neighborhood boy who looks just like Dewey.
  • Malcolm in the Middle on TV | Fancast 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Riding your bike through the graveyard. With your eyes closed. .He smashed into this one gravestone, flew through the air, hit another gravestone, and landed in an open grave!^ You bring the fresh air into the smoke free area and exhaust it out through the smoking areas.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Reese: Lying in that hole was surprisingly peaceful. I no longer fear death.

.Hal: You're the ones that turned your mother into a ticking time bomb.^ You`ve turned into Mom.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Hal: You`re right.
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^ Lois: You`re not that guy, Hal.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.You just thank your lucky stars that she went off on an innocent bystander.^ Thank you for you and your blog.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank you for your time.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank you for your blog.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

"Hal Sleepwalks" [6.7]

.Malcolm: It's a good thing you weren't John Lennon's mother.^ Keep smiling John, you truly are one of the good guys.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ As my mother always told me “if you can’t say nice things, don’t say anything”!!
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Lois: If I were John Lennon's mother, he'd still be alive.

"Lois Battles Jamie" [6.8]

.Reese:Maybe we're just going about this the wrong way.^ Dewey: Maybe we honor Reese the wrong way.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ If we want to honor Reese, maybe we should think about doing it his way.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ Karen August 28th, 2009 at 9:24 am John, The blog is hilarious, keep it going just the way it is.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.We have to think outside the box.^ Malcolm: Okay, let`s think outside the box.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.(to Dewey) If you were a diving board, what would you want someone to do with you?^ Why would you want another bastard child out there because over 50% of you are?
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You wouldn’t want that on your conscience (or waistline) would you?
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If someone were to ask you “what does a Carnival Cruise Director do?” how would you reply.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Dewey: Take me ice-skating.^ Dewey: Take me to the ice rink!
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Reese: Don't be an idiot. That place is freezing, and it's always so crowded.
.Dewey: Yeah, but they have good hot dogs.^ Dewey: But they have good hotdogs.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Reese: Those hot dogs suck compared to the ones at the train station.^ The ones at the train station are the good ones.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Dewey: Why would a diving board want to go to a train station?^ Perhaps that would explain why people are deserting MSNBC and the liberal media in droves and Glenn Beck’s ratings and influence are going through the roof.
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Why would you want another bastard child out there because over 50% of you are?
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Actually a trade union background would be pretty handy if you want to go around threatening people, wouldn’t it?
  • The sport of juggling with the public’s opinion | Daily Telegraph Malcolm Farr Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Reese: How should I know? Maybe he wants to visit a relative!
Malcolm: Guys? Get back in the box.

"Malcolm's Car" [6.9]

"Billboard" [6.10]

"Dewey's Opera" [6.11]

"Living Will" [6.12]

[Hal and Lois sit in front of a fireplace looking through photos]
Lois: Oh, I remember this! This is Reese's fifth birthday!
Hal: And this must be Christmas that same year.
[The viewer sees an X-ray showing a candy cane stuffed five inches into the nasal cavity, hook-first]
Lois: He grew up so fast!
Hal: Oh, he sure did. Here's Malcolm's first day at school.
[The viewer sees another X-ray of the pelvic region with a toy truck in between the hips]
Lois: Remember when we lost Dewey at the flea market?
[The viewer sees yet another X-ray of the chest region with a wristwatch embedded in the middle of it]
Hal: [holds out wrist] Still keeps great time.
Lois: Want to go through the arrest reports?
Hal: I'll pour some more wine.

"Tiki Lounge" [6.13]

"Ida loses a Leg" [6.14]

[Dewey tries to recover his grandmother's leg.]
Dewey: [on the phone] Hello, Pathology? Yes, this is Judy Green from Dr. Weiss' office. I'm calling about the chop-and-drop he did Thursday on the old lady... Listen, Dr. Weiss thinks he may have left his wedding ring in that leg... Yeah, well he was pretty hammered... .Yeah, again. So anyway, we need to get that ring out of there before the lawyers come around and do their Monday-morning quarterbacking.^ Malcolm, Francis and Dewey are coming out of Reese`s apartment] Malcolm: I thought the toilet-seat-never-needs-warming argument was pretty good.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ We always help each other out and are there for each other if we need it.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ And angels come out feed you grapes and sing to you while you sleep, and it flies around the room, granting wishes to boys who are stupid.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

"Chad's Sleepover" [6.15]

"No Motorcycles" [6.16]

"Butterflies" [6.17]

Reese: [to the butterflies] This is fantastic! .Look at all you guys!^ Perhaps if all you are looking for is information, then the information aplenty you’d find at http://www.carnival.com would be more professional, and to your liking.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Wow, I've forgotten how many of you there were.^ Obviously, there are many others who enjoy reading what you write.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Keep doing what you do and I bet people would be surprised at how many of us send comments to you in our underpants in honor of you just as I have done.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ And can you do this?” I had heard so many things about this guy and how great he was.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

Okay, that's a lot of fluttering. That's enough... Get off of me! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME! AAAAAAAH! AH! HELLLLLLP!

Dewey: Dad, the toilet seat was up and Jamie's tongue is blue again. .[Jamie points to a door.] Were you out there all night?^ Plus, as you pointed out, there’s lots to do outside of camp.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ I agree with Linda (DJ’s Mom) that with all the technology out there, the ships should be able to be equipped with better ventilation in those areas that allow smoking.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ For all my friends out there, stay well!
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Hal: Now just get me to the bathroom and let's see if we can save Daddy's toes.^ Hal: Now remember, boys, if you see the bobcat, don`t be a hero.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

^ See ya there and let’s just pretend I’m still 29 when I disembark.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

"Ida's Dance" [6.18]

"Motivational Seminar" [6.19]

"Stilts" [6.20]

"Buseys Take a Hostage" [6.21]

"Mrs. Tri-County" [6.22]

Season 7

"Burning Man" [7.1]

People: [chanting] Burning man! Burning man! Burning man!
Reese: No! I won't light it! I won't light it!
[Reese throws the torch. It lands in a bucket of cleaning supplies in the RV and explodes.]
People: [chanting] Burning van! Burning van! Burning van!

"Health Insurance" [7.2]

Hal: What's the matter with you boys? .Don't you realize you could get killed?^ A sign that he don't really want you.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You have to be YOU – so if someone doesn’t get your humor, they really don’t have to read it now do they?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ She could have been happily married by now....but he's not to blame because if you don't like what I'm offering you're free to move on.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

Reese: Dad, I can't die.
Hal: What?
Reese: I'm seventeen.
Hal: And so you can't die?
.Reese: I just don't see it happening.^ Reese`s History Teacher: I don`t see why you would sacrifice the good son for, well, Reese.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

.Hal: I got news for you, Reese — seventeen-year-olds die all the time.^ All the best to you, Heidi and Kye – enjoy your time together!
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ No matter what you cannot please all of the people all of the time…..and we have to be accepting of our differences.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ The friends that we sailed with on the Splendor in Europe last year thought you would be the CD. I had to tell them that you would only be on her for a short time and that Todd who we all sailed with on the Spirit to Hawaii, would be the CD. .
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Reese: Come on, Dad, that's just something they tell you so you'll stay off drugs.^ Let me tell you something.
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^ Reese: Ok, but if you miss her you`ll only make her madder.
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^ Reese: Since she made fun of your name, you just make fun of hers.
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]


Hal: Dewey, we are civilized people. We make arbitrary boundaries that we defend to the death.

[After the porch roof collapses on Hal]
Malcolm: Dad, are you okay?
Hal: I can't feel anything below my left knee! Is my foot okay?
Reese: Your foot looks fine... but .I think the rest of you is facing the wrong way.^ Francis: [reading] Is that last word `lick` or `wipe?` Piama: I think you`re safe either way.
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"Reese vs Stevie" [7.3]

[.Reese has paralyzed his lower body in ice water to make a fight even.^ Craig how to fight dirty] Reese: For convenience, we have divided the human body into the three major theaters - the head...
  • Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Cast and Crew, News, Reviews 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.whosdatedwho.com [Source type: General]

Stevie shows up with robotic legs.
]
Stevie: You're... mine!
Reese: Aah!

"Halloween" [7.4]

"Jessica Stays Over" [7.5]

"Secret Boyfriend" [7.6]

"Blackout" [7.7]

[The house lights go out.]
Lois: [in the shower] Hal!
Hal: I paid the bill! It's the whole neighborhood!

Hal: You're here!
Malcolm: Kind of.
Hal: You lied to me! You're not drunk at all!
.Malcolm: You said that if I called and said I was drunk, I would not get in trouble!^ I would have said you were crazy!
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Hal: That only applies if you're actually drunk!^ Hal: You`re right.
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^ Lois: You`re not that guy, Hal.
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^ Hal: Okay, I`m not smart enough to figure out what you`re up to.
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"Army Buddy" [7.8]

"Malcolm Defends Reese" [7.9]

"Malcolm's Money" [7.10]

"Bride of Ida" [7.11]

Raduka: I will marry you.
Ida: I forbid you to do this!
Raduka: You cannot forbid me! I am American girl now. I have iPod! I wear thong! I shave! [shows a clean-shaven armpit]
Ida: Hide your shame, whore!

[After Dewey misses his flight, gets his hand shut in a door, and gets sprayed in the eye with hot sauce]
Lois: Well, the redness is going down. .I think you can compete just fine.^ I think you should have a DVD for sale of the Bedtime Story and certain other entertainers that just happen to be Carnival Cruise Directors.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Dewey: Why don't you just cut the act, mom?^ One on the other players said to here “why don’t you go to that table right next to us with the dealer just standing there all by himself” she said “I don’t want to play by myself”.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Also, I guess I don’t understand why you couldn’t/wouldn’t have your 3 year old sleep on the couch instead of the bunk.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Just know that you make a lot of people smile everyday, even though we don’t let you know it.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

You got what you wanted.
.Lois: What are you talking about?^ Before we talk about you lets talk about the ship.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ It’s nice to have someone to talk to when you’re stressed out, and they know what you’re talking about.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Dewey: You don't like watching me be successful because it reminds you you never did anything with your life.^ Perhaps if all you are looking for is information, then the information aplenty you’d find at http://www.carnival.com would be more professional, and to your liking.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ I love music and have never experienced the piano bar as I don’t like cigarette smoke.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ I was under the impression that this was being done………it was on the Carnival Freedom when I was just there………….let me remind the Carnival Inspiration team because you are right….it will encourage people to enjoy wine because a dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine………….a dinner without wine is like a garden without flowers ……….
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.And now, instead of taking joy in your kids' accomplishments, you undermine us so we won't show you up!^ Stand up for what you want or you won't get it!!
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Bridie being from england told me to tell you “Keep your pecker up” Um?
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank you for keeping up with the Blog while you are on spending time with your family.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

.Maybe it's unconscious, maybe you know you're doing it.^ It’s nice to have someone to talk to when you’re stressed out, and they know what you’re talking about.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ Know you have written about this recently….re: changes to the welcome aboard captain’s cocktail party.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ If a man doesn't know after 2 years that you "are the one", .....chances are, you're probably not.
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

But that's what's been going on this whole trip!
Lois: So what?

"College Recruiters" [7.12]

"Mono" [7.13]

"Hal Grieves" [7.14]

"A.A." [7.15]

[Lois and Hal are preparing to leave, and Lois stops to address the boys]
Lois: Before I forget...
[Lois picks up a vase on a table]
.Lois: This is the one thing left in this house that I care about.^ No one cares about your opinion.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

I don't want to spend the next two days worrying about 'How will they break it,' 'Where will they hide the pieces,' 'How will they lie about it when I come home?' So...
[Lois drops and breaks the vase as the boys look on]
Lois: There. Now I can relax.

"Lois Strikes Back" [7.16]

"Hal's Dentist" [7.17]

"Bomb Shelter" [7.18]

"Stevie in the Hospital" [7.19]

"Cattle Court" [7.20]

Malcolm: Okay, so I lied and destroyed a man so I can go to a concert. I'll get him a t-shirt.

Lois: Okay, this is the only universe this could possible exist in. I'm 90 years old. Hal is dead. I have dementia and I need someone to keep me from catching on fire. There's no money for a nurse, the kids won't do it, and I'm asleep for 22 hours a day. Then, and only then, maybe we could be together.
.Craig: It's like you're reading straight out of my diary.^ Toure, one of my fave comedians said his girl was quoting the song 'if you liked it then you shouldve put a ring on it.'
  • 227 VS THE COSBY SHOW!!! Theo Caught In A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE . . . With Charmaine And Brenda!! (1980s TV Drama Meets Reality) - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2010 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC www.mediatakeout.com [Source type: Original source]

^ So…if you don’t like the blog, go read something else.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

^ First I’d like to say, we love you and your blog, and we’ll keep reading it as long as you keep writing it, which I hope will be a long, long, time.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]

"Morp" [7.21]

"Graduation" [7.22]

Craig: Sorry we're late. You wouldn't believe the fight we got into over shower curtains.
Reese: Those dolphins were gay.
Craig: You think all dolphins are gay.
Reese: Well, dolphins are gay.
Craig: Dolphns could kill sharks!
.Reese: Gay guys could kill sharks, and they're still gay!^ If the piano bar was made smokeless for one or two nights on the cruise, the smokers should have somewhere else they could go for entertainment and still be able to smoke.
  • Malcolm In The Middle OF A Dream « John Heald's Blog 11 January 2010 19:51 UTC johnhealdsblog.com [Source type: General]


[Last lines in the series]
Reese: And when they found the peepholes in the bathroom, they fired Al and brought me on full-time. Grandma's right; it's good to have a patsy. So, how's it going for you, Mr. Ivy League big shot?
Malcolm: It's great. It's a whole new world. Hey, listen, I gotta get to my calc class. I'll talk to you later.

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Malcolm in the Middle
Format Situation comedy
Created by Linwood Boomer
Starring Frankie Muniz
Jane Kaczmarek
Bryan Cranston
Justin Berfield
Christopher Masterson
Erik Per Sullivan
James Rodriguez
Mohamud Yusuf
Opening theme "Boss of Me" by They Might Be Giants
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 7
No. of episodes 151
Production
Running time 23 mins
Broadcast
Original channel Fox
Original run January 9, 2000 – May 14, 2006

Malcolm in the Middle was a 2000 Fox television series that ran from January 9, 2000 to May 14, 2006. Malcolm in the Middle won 9 Emmy Awards, 1 Peabody Award and 1 Grammy Award.

Cast

  • Frankie Muniz as Malcolm
  • Jane Kaczmarek as Lois
  • Bryan Cranston as Hal
  • Christopher Masterson as Francis
  • Justin Berfield as Reese
  • Erik Per Sullivan as Dewey

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