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Metalocalypse
Dethklok2.jpg
The characters in a promotional poster.
From left to right: William Murderface, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Nathan Explosion, Pickles, and Toki Wartooth.
Format Animated Comedy
Created by Brendon Small
Tommy Blacha
Voices of Brendon Small
Tommy Blacha
Mark Hamill
Victor Brandt
Malcolm McDowell
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 3
No. of episodes 45 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Brendon Small
Tommy Blacha
Keith Crofford
Nick Weidenfeld
Running time 11 minutes (Seasons 1 - 2)
21 minutes (Season 3)
Broadcast
Original channel Adult Swim
Original run August 4, 2006 (2006-08-04) – present
External links
Official website
Metalocalypse is an American animated television series, which was created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha, and premiered on August 4, 2006 on Adult Swim. In describing the show, Metalocalypse can be seen as both a celebration and parody of heavy metal culture. If often portrays dark and macabre content, such as subjects dealing with violence, death, and the drawbacks of fame, but in an often ironic and humorous fashion. The episodes follow the band's everyday life, with a Dethklok song being a common feature near the end of many episodes.
The music is written by guitarist/creator Brendon Small, is credited to the band, and is featured in most episodes including actual guitar-fingerings and other band-movements of the characters.
In a short advertisement on June 14, 2009, Adult Swim revealed that the third season would debut on November 8, 2009, and that The Dethalbum II would be released on September 29, 2009. On June 22, 2009, it was announced that the show's third season would have 20-minute episodes[1].

Contents

Overview

In the series, Dethklok is a band which enjoys a popularity level unheard of in reality, ranking as the seventh largest economy on Earth by the end of second season, passing Belgium, noted to be the twelfth (Belgium is ranked significantly lower than this in real life), earlier on.
The band's popularity is such that impressionable fans will do anything its songs tell them to, even if that means death, which is usually the case. In the episode "Dethgov", fans of Dethklok murder the governor of Florida after he disrespects lead singer Nathan Explosion, whom they then proceed to elect governor in a landslide write-in victory. If Dethklok endorses a product or service, competitors are quickly driven out of business. Organizations worldwide, ranging from governments to businesses, go out of their way to avoid hindering Dethklok, to the point that the band is allowed to maintain its own police force and can get away with any crime imaginable with virtually no repercussions, although the band is often too ignorant to even notice that they are committing illegal acts.
The members of Dethklok tend to cause disaster wherever they travel, and anything remotely associated with them likewise tends to attract civil unrest simply by existing. Dethklok concerts are so notoriously violent that those attending are required to sign "pain waivers" at the entrance, releasing the band from legal liability in the very likely case they are killed or maimed. For example, in the premiere episode, several fans report with pride having their eyes torn out or their fingers chopped off and smoked by Murderface, as well as Dethklok's concert, which begins with a giant metal box that serves as the band's stage being airlifted and parachuted onto location. It misses the landing area and crushes much of the audience, both by virtue of its landing and subsequent opening. Several searing hot coffee-and-cream pitchers are also deliberately poured on the crowd by the band's special-effects team, burning the crowd's skin off (to fit with the "face-melting" guitar solo in the death metal-styled coffee jingle being played by the band). In another episode ("Dethtroll"), Dethklok accidentally summons a gigantic and extremely destructive Finnish lake troll after taking lyrics from "the Finnish necronomicon".
The band functions only because it is managed by a clean-cut, ordinary-looking businessman named Charles Foster Offdensen, who lives with the band in Mordhaus. Offdensen appears to run every "business" aspect of the band, ranging from legal counsel to finances. He is extremely savvy and competent in his duties as well as other matters. As the brains behind the band, Offdensen operates in an understated, business-like manner. He is remarkably patient and professional when dealing with Dethklok despite their ignorance and frequent rudeness toward him, apparently tolerating their "artistic eccentricity" - as well as indifference to their immense wealth and market-value. Much of his tolerance can be attributed to the fact that Dethklok is responsible for his economic livelihood, as seen in the episode "It Has Begun," in which he says to a would-be assailant of two band members, "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with." In spite of his unassuming appearance, Offdensen is just as inclined to violence as the band, if not more so, since he willfully engages in it rather than merely being indifferent to it. He often gives specific orders to assault, torture, and kill those who threaten Dethklok with no hesitation or remorse.
The band's unnatural popularity and trail of destruction has attracted the attention of an Illuminati-style group, known as "The Tribunal", which is dedicated to monitoring Dethklok's activity and preventing it from becoming too powerful; typically, episodes involve the Tribunal attempting to maintain and perpetuate public ignorance and rampant consumerism whenever Dethklok's antics inadvertently threaten to upset the status quo. The Tribunal, led by a mysterious character named "Mr. Selatcia", works off the premise that Dethklok's unusual powers are the result of an ancient Sumerian prophecy about an "Apocalypse of Metal". General Crozier, the military leader in the group, wants to kill the band, but is constantly held back by Selatcia from doing so. Most episodes show the Tribunal attempting to covertly thwart the band by calling in various "specialists", such as "military pharmaceutical psychotropic drug manufacturers", "celebrity depression experts", or various legally compromised characters who attempt to infiltrate the group.
In the third season it was revealed that Dethklok was signed to "Crystal Mountain" Records, the name being a reference to a song written by Death.

Series development

Metalocalypse crew at Titmouse, Inc. in Hollywood, California,
As Home Movies had ended its run in 2004, Brendon Small started hanging out with writer friend Tommy Blacha. They went to metal shows around the same time they were both trying to pitch shows to different networks. This was how they came up with the idea of doing a show about a metal band that was 100 times more popular than The Beatles. They came up with the storyline, wrote a theme song and had friend Jon Schnepp design the characters. The series was originally called Deathclock, but the name could not be used due to an existing trademark. The show and the main characters' band were then renamed Dethklok. The show's title was then extended to Dethklok Metalocalypse, although the starring band still retained the name Dethklok. The title was finally shortened to Metalocalypse because the extended show title was too complicated. They pitched the show to Adult Swim, which greenlighted it in 2005 with a 20-episode contract.[2][3][4]

Broadcast history

The show's first season consists of 20 11-minute episodes, the first of which premiered on the Adult Swim Video on August 4, 2006 and on Adult Swim proper the following Sunday. Metalocalypse was renewed for a second season consisting of 20 episodes which began airing September 23, 2007, two days before the CD release of The Dethalbum. An updated version of the Deththeme was featured in the second season as well. The Metalocalypse premiere was the #1 rated show in its time slot among males aged 18–34, and earned the network's best premiere delivery and ratings to date in 2006. Among the top ad-supported basic cable programs of the week, Metalocalypse ranked #12 among men 18-34 and #6 among men 18-24. The series premiere ranked #30 for the week among adults 18-34.[5]
At San Diego Comic Con 2008, Tommy Blacha confirmed that the show would be renewed for a third season[6] which premiered on November 8, 2009.[7]
The episodes of season three are 21 minutes long (30 minute including commercials).[8]

Characters

Voice cast

Name Character
Brendon Small Nathan Explosion
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Pickles the Drummer
Charles Foster Offdensen
Various characters
Tommy Blacha Toki Wartooth
William Murderface
Dr. Rockzo
Various characters
Mark Hamill Senator Stampingston
Mr. Selatcia
Jean-Pierre
News Anchor
Various characters
Victor Brandt General Crozier
Cardinal Ravenwood
News Anchor
Various characters
Malcolm McDowell Vater Orlaag
News Anchor
Various characters

Guest stars

  • Laraine Newman ("The Curse of Dethklok") – "News Reporter," "Grandma," "GMILF," ("Dethfam") – "Rose Explosion", "Pickles' Mom," "Skwisgaar's Mom" ("Deth Wedding") - "Pickles' Mom" ("P.R. Klok") - "Liz Bane" ("Dethcarraldo") - "Nathan's Grandma" ("Klokblocked") - "Celebrity Gossip Show Host" ("Dethmas") – "Rose Explosion", "Pickles' Mom," "Skwisgaar's Mom"
  • Jon Schnepp ("Birthdayface) - "Dr. Gibbits," ("Skwisklok") – "Video Director," ("Dethrace") - "Dr. Gibbits"
  • Laura Silverman ("Girlfriendklok") – "Rebecca Nightrod," ("Dethstars")
  • Andy Richter ("Dethstars") – "J.F. Amarth"
  • Brian Posehn ("Dethsources") - "Melmord Fjordslorn"

Musician cameos

Guest of... Episode Character(s)
Michael Amott Arch Enemy
Carcass
Spiritual Beggars
Carnage
109: Snakes 'n' Barrels
216/217: Snakes 'n' Barrrels II
Antonio 'Tony' DiMarco Thunderbottom
Emilie Autumn Emilie Autumn (solo artist) 110: Fatklok (Performed all violins)
Richard Christy Iced Earth
Death
The Howard Stern Show
Charred Walls of the Damned
210: Dethgov Monster Truck Driver
Warrel Dane Nevermore 109: Snakes 'n' Barrels
216/217: Snakes n' Barrels II
Sammy 'Candynose' Twinskins
King Diamond King Diamond
Mercyful Fate
111: Skwisklok
112: Murdering Outside the Box
113: Go Forth and Die
114: Bluesklok
Ronald von Monoldburg
Employee 421
Dimmu Burger manager
The Blues Devil
George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher Cannibal Corpse
Paths of Possession
ex-Monstrosity
113: Go Forth and Die
114: Bluesklok
115: Dethkids
120: The Metalocalypse Has Begun
203: Dethvengeance
212: The Revengencers
219/220: Black Fire Upon Us
Dimmu Burger customer
Depressed Fool's Cap Hippie
Football Player
Metal-Masked Assassin
Marty Friedman ex-Cacophony
ex-Hawaii
ex-Megadeth
211: Dethrace Mr. Gojira
Angela Gossow Arch Enemy 213: Klokblocked
219/220: Black Fire Upon Us
Lavona Succuboso
Kirk Hammett Metallica
ex-Exodus
101: The Curse of Dethklok
103: Birthdayface/Happy Dethday
104: Dethtroll
Two-Fingered Fan
The Queen of Denmark
Barkeep
James Hetfield Metallica 101: The Curse of Dethklok
103: Birthdayface/Happy Dethday
104: Dethtroll
106: Dethkomedy
201: Dethecution
Goat
Sniper
Mustakrakish
Lorkey the Sailor
Inmate
Gene Hoglan Death
Dark Angel
Fear Factory
Strapping Young Lad
Testament
Dethklok
Zimmer's Hole
214: Dethsources Health Inspector
ICS Vortex ex-Dimmu Borgir
Arcturus
ex-Borknagar
Lamented Souls
204: Dethdoubles
207: Dethwedding
209: Dethcarraldo
Nathan's Double
Seth's other friend
(unknown)
Ihsahn Emperor
Ihsahn
205: Dethfashion Eric von Weichlinghammer
Mike Keneally Dethklok
Solo Artist
Mike Keneally & Beer For Dolphins/The Mike Keneally Band
ex-Ulver
Steve Vai
Frank Zappa
The Mistakes
Z
201: Dethecution Comdemned Prisoners & Barbecue Dad
Jeff Loomis Nevermore 108: Performance Klok Murderface's Dad
Mike Patton Faith No More
Mr. Bungle
Tomahawk
Lovage
Fantômas
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Peeping Tom
216/217 Snakes 'n' Barrels II Rikki Kixx
Samoth Emperor
Zyklon
205: Dethfashion von Weichlinghammer's Assistant
Silenoz Dimmu Borgir 201: Dethecution
207: Dethwedding
209: Dethcarraldo
Aftermath Person with No Arms
Seth's Friend
(unknown)
Steve Smyth ex-Nevermore
ex-Dragonlord
109: Snakes 'n' Barrels
216/217: Snakes n' Barrels II
Snizzy 'Snazz' Bullets
Trym Torson Emperor
Zyklon
ex-Enslaved
205: Dethfashion von Weichlinghammer's assistant
Devin Townsend ex-Devin Townsend Band
ex-Steve Vai
ex-Strapping Young Lad
ex-Wildhearts
206: Cleanzo
207: Dethwedding
208: P.R. Klok
Bink Bonk Blammymatazz
Dr. Milminiman Lanillim Swimwamly
Zit-faced Fan
War (Sam Cuadra) Apocalyptic Visions Metalocalypse TV commercial (Guest vocals)
Confirmed cameos for season 3 include Ace Frehley, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Slash, Scott Ian, plus members of Mastodon and In Flames. [9][10]

Episodes

The Dethalbum

The Dethalbum was released on September 25, 2007, in both standard and deluxe editions. The album is a combination of full length tracks from the series and completely new songs. The album debuted at #21 on the Billboard 200 chart with nearly 34,000 copies sold in its first week.[11] The Dethalbum was also streamed 45,000 times when it went live on AOL Music during the week of its release.

Dethalbum II

Dethalbum II was released September 29, 2009, in both standard and deluxe editions. The album includes many songs from the second season of the series and completely new songs. The deluxe version includes a DVD containing music videos for all the songs played during Dethklok's 2008 tour with Soilent Green and Chimaira.

Endorsements

Dethklok, the in-show band, also endorses several real-world music products, including Marshall Amplification, Gibson guitars, EMG pickups, David Eden Amplification, Universal Audio, M-Audio, Dunlop Manufacturing/MXR, and Line 6 gear. According to the official Dethklok MySpace, the Gibson Guitar Corporation was also planning on making a Dethklok signature guitar. During the 2008 NAMM Convention, a special edition Epiphone Explorer was unveiled to a select few. Pictures of show creator Brendon Small holding the guitar can be seen on the internet. Small later confirmed that Gibson, not Epiphone, would be releasing a Dethklok Explorer. In 2007, Shocker Toys produced a limited run of statues of William Murderface and Nathan Explosion. In 2008 and again in 2009, Shocker Toys made a boxed set of vinyl figures with limited articulation of all 5 of the band members [12]. Kid Robot produced unarticulated figures of Murderface and Toki as part of an Adult Swim blind boxed mini figure line[13]. The song "Thunderhorse" is featured in the game Guitar Hero II by Harmonix and Red Octane as a bonus song. In 2009, Brendon Small and Dethklok became endorsed by Marshall Amplification, dropping Krank[14]. In January 2010, Laser Canon Deth Sentence became a downloadable song for Guitar Hero 5.

Touring history

Dethklok does have a touring band, although there are no actual human counterparts to the characters on the show. The band consists of show co-creator, vocalist/guitarist Brendon Small, who writes and sings most of the music for the show, alongside drummer Gene Hoglan, bassist Bryan Beller, and second guitarist Mike Keneally.
.In late 2007, Adult Swim organized a promotional tour featuring Dethklok and …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.^ What do you work for Adult swim or something?
  • Q&A with Brendon Small, Co-Creator of Metalocalypse and "Guitarist" for Dethklok, Playing Sunday at Pompano Beach Amphitheater - Miami Music - Crossfade - Miami 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC blogs.miaminewtimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Fuck you, Adult Swim.
  • Q&A with Loren Bouchard 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC lucydotd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As you all know, Dethklok will be touring this fall with …Trail of Dead.
  • Metalocalypse | MetalSucks 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.metalsucks.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.The tour comprised performances at twelve college campuses, with tickets available to students only (except for 50 tickets set aside for the UCLA show in the Los Angeles area).^ Plus, Small recently completed a mini tour of colleges and universities, performing with a quartet as Dethklok while animations were beamed behind the band, a la Gorillaz .
  • Express Night Out | Arts & Events | Brutally Funny: 'Metalocalypse' 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC expressnightout.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They are probably the only band to show a commercial for merch before its set (hey, at least they're honest, bands need to sell t-shirts).
  • The Metalocalypse Is Here: Dethklok Plays Hollywood Palladium - Los Angeles Music - West Coast Sound 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC blogs.laweekly.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What the fuck indeed, 2 shows here, one 5 minutes away and another an hour away, oh, but they are for Students only.
  • Metalocalypse Anyone? [Archive] - FRED Entertainment 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC quickstopentertainment.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Dethklok toured with Chimaira and Soilent Green during June and July 2008.
Dethklok toured with co-headliner Mastodon, High on Fire, and Converge during October and November 2009.

Home media release

DVDs Release date Ep # Special Features
MetalSeason1.png October 2, 2007
(Region 4: December 5, 2007[15])
20
Disc One
  • Murderface's Bass Solo [Extended Scene]
  • The Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class Instructional Video
  • Ravenwood learning from Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class
  • Thunderhorse — Skwisgaar's Music Video Outtakes
  • Nathan's Hamlet Recital [Extended Scene]
  • Murderface Plays "Wheelchair Bound" [Extended Scene]
Disc Two
Main menu
  • 9 Band Interviews
  • Mordhaus Tour
  • Untitled Compilation Music Video [Including an unreleased song and Dethfam]
Episodes menu
  • Episode 05 - Toki's Codpiece [Uncensored Scene]
  • Selatcia Teaser
  • Burzum's Food Menu
  • Episode 18 - Nathan's Groupies [Uncensored Scene]
  • Pickles' "Scourge of Drugs"
MetalSeason2.png December 2, 2008[16] 20
Disc One
  • Dethklok playing band naming game
  • News report on Klokateers
  • Toki playing arcade game [P.R Klok deleted scene]
  • Murderface Goes to the Opera
  • Offdensen talking about his job
  • Mordhaus things
  • Klokateers clearing Dethboat for landing [Dethcarraldo extended scene]
  • Dethboat being pulled over mountain [Dethcarraldo extended scene]
  • Murmaider music video
Disc Two
  • Nathan's reading of Titus Andronicus
  • Dr. Gibbons editing Murderface Visual
  • Edgar Jomfru swim training
  • The band watching NASCAR [Dethrace deleted scene]
  • Fans on fans [Black Fire Upon Us deleted scene]
  • Offdensen parties with the band [Dethsources deleted scene]
  • Klokateers: In Memoriam
  • Knubler interviews Murderface and Toki about the song Takin' It Easy
  • Bloodrocuted music video

Video game

A video game based on the series, titled Metalocalypse: Dethgame, was revealed at the 2009 San Diego Comic-Con. The game will be published by Konami and will be available for download on both the PlayStation 3's PlayStation Network and Xbox 360's Xbox Live Marketplace.[17] Players will play as one of the band's roadies, and the game will be set in Mordhaus, where the player will fight mutant fans. The game will include music taken from Dethklok's albums.

Comic book

On July 23, 2009, Dark Horse Comics released the following statement: "Following the release of the highly anticipated Dethklok vs. The Goon, Dark Horse Comics and Adult Swim announce a brand-new comics series based on the immensely popular animated show Metalocalypse. Dethklok will be featured in a full publishing program created by series co-creator Brendon Small and a collaborative team of Metalocalypse and Dark Horse artists and writers."[citation needed]
Metalocalypse #1 is to be released at ComicCon 2010.[18]

Revolver Golden God Awards

Dethklok received the Viking Bloody Dawn Unicorn Killer award during the Revolver Golden God Awards.[19] A clip of the band's acceptance speech was played after they were announced as the recipients. They were presented the award by Chuck Billy , best known for his work as the vocalist for the thrash metal band Testament.

References

  1. ^ "Dethalbum II Update". Bumpworthy. http://www.bumpworthy.com/bumps/1551. Retrieved 2009-07-14. 
  2. ^ Dethklok's Brendon Small: 'This Show Is For Guitar Geeks' | Interviews @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com
  3. ^ Metalocalypse Co-Creator Tommy Blacha Interview
  4. ^ Dethklok.org - Your #1 Site for Dethklok Info and News! Brutal! Forums
  5. ^ Turner Broadcasting ratings information
  6. ^ Comedy Central's TV Funhouse - Comic-Con Report - TV Squad
  7. ^ BumpWorthy.com - adult swim bumps
  8. ^ BumpWorthy.com - adult swim bumps
  9. ^ http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/interviews/interviews/brendon_small_music_is_the_one_thing_where_i_can_go_away_by_myself.html>
  10. ^ Blabbermouth.net - MASTODON, STEVE VAI, JOE SATRIANI, SLASH To Have Speaking Roles In 'Metalocalypse'
  11. ^ Blabbermouth.net - DETHKLOK Creator Comments On 'Dethalbum' First-Week Chart Success
  12. ^ "Dethklok SDCC exclusive box sets still available". October, 2008. http://www.toycollectornews.com/2008/10/dethklok-sdcc-exclusive-box-sets-still.html. Retrieved 2008-11-13. 
  13. ^ Kidrobot Adult Swim Mini-series
  14. ^ "Brendon Small: The Man Behind Metalocalypse". October, 2009. http://www.premierguitar.com/Magazine/Issue/2009/Oct/Brendon_Small_The_Man_Behind_Metalocalypse.aspx. Retrieved 2009-10-01. 
  15. ^ Madman Entertainment online store page for Metalocalypse Season One DVD Set
  16. ^ Metalocalypse DVD news: Release Date for Metalocalypse - Season 2 | TVShowsOnDVD.com
  17. ^ "Konami and Adult Swim announce Metalocalypse: Dethgame for Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network". Turner Broadcasting System. 2009-07-22. http://news.turner.com/article_display.cfm?article_id=4552. Retrieved 2009-07-24. 
  18. ^ http://www.ink19.com/issues/february2010/interviews/anInterviewWith.html
  19. ^ Watch Dethklok's Hilarious Golden Gods Acceptance Speech | RevolverMag.com - The World's Loudest Rock Magazine!

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.Metalocalypse (August 6, 2006 to present) is an animated cable television series created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha.^ Jump to: navigation , search Metalocalypse (August 6, 2006 to present) is an animated cable television series created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wikipedia has an article about: Metalocalypse Official UK website Official Adult Swim Dethklok MySpace Brendon Small's website Retrieved from " http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Metalocalypse " Category : Animated TV shows Views .
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Apparently, according to a list IGN created on the 100 greatest animations, this series comes in at number two, behind The Simpsons.
  • chrisjericho.com • View topic - TV shows 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC chrisjericho.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Contents

Season 1

The Curse of Dethklok (1.01)

[Jean-Pierre, the latest resident helicopter chef, is summoned by Dethklok.]
Nathan Explosion: Approach us.
.Jean-Pierre: Everything to your liking?^ Jean-Pierre : Everything to your liking?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

My lords?
.Pickles the Drummer: Are you aware of the fate of our last restaurant helicopter chef?^ Pickles the Drummer : How can you be stupid?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles the Drummer : Toki, what were you thinkin?!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles the Drummer : Are you aware of the fate of our last restaurant helicopter chef?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jean-Pierre: [trembling and sweating hardily] His face was-
William Murderface: HIS FACE WAS SMASHED! [slams his knife into the table]
Jean-Pierre: Yes, I know.
.Toki Wartooth: He sliced his hand - and face - off holvercroft!^ Toki Wartooth : He sliced his hand - and face - off holvercroft!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki Wartooth : Yeah, you put the face bag on and travel through time!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [practicing the word "hovercraft"] Hover-ho-hover-croft...^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [practicing the word "hovercraft"] Hover-ho-hover-croft...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf: This is my platinum practice chambers.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Toki and Skwisgaar are having trouble pronouncing "hovercraft".]
Pickles: Hovercraft. Ugh, hovercraft! .They're trying to tell you that the guy got his face smashed into the hovercraft, that's what they're trying to tell you.^ He's trying to tell you that the chef got his face smashed into uh, the hovercraft, that's what they're trying to tell you.
  • Metalocalypse [Archive] - FRED Entertainment 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC quickstopentertainment.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They're trying to tell you that the guy got his face smashed into the hovercraft, that's what they're trying to tell you.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What'd I tell you guys?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jean-Pierre: Yes, I know.
.Toki: And then from the sorrow, FA-TUU! He blow he brain in!^ Toki: And then from the sorrow, FA-TUU! He blow he brain in!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: [correcting Toki's grammar] He blow he brain out.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: [correcting Toki's grammar] He blow he brain out.^ Skwisgaar: [correcting Toki's grammar] He blow he brain out.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Like during the beginning to Dethlessons when Toki plays an excellent solo only for Skwisgaar to pull out Toki's line.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Toki: And then from the sorrow, FA-TUU! He blow he brain in!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Toki: Whatever. .It make a great album cover.^ It make a great album cover.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: Yeah, all of our chefs, he has died a horrible death.^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, all of our chefs, he has died a horrible death.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I was trying to pitch a show to HBO and this that and the other thing, we were always commiserating as we were pitching our different shows and all the difficulties of it, so we said, ‘we should pitch a show together.’ ‘Yeah.’ It’s kind of like a death metal cartoon.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Skwisgaar's Impersonation: Yeah, it's nots so bad after alls.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.What of thats do you think?^ What of thats do you think?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jean-Pierre: I would rather have my brain scooped out with a melon-baller than to miss the opportunity to deliver the various cheese snacks to my beloved Dethklok.^ Jean-Pierre: I would rather have my brain scooped out with a melon-baller than to miss the opportunity to deliver the various cheese snacks to my beloved Dethklok.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ My philosophy is that there's gotta be something out there that's funnier than comedy right now.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Reply to LukeSniper - Message ID#: 15668 toki has diabetis thats brutal DETHKLOK EVERYTHING WILL BE METAL! Murderface:I would rather die than go to heaven.
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[A flock of birds collide with the helicopter.]
.Helicopter Pilot: Sorry, m'lords.^ Helicopter Pilot: Sorry, m'lords.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Uh, we're chewing through a few thousand doves up here.^ Uh, we're chewing through a few thousand doves up here.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Don't worry; these rotors'll grind 'em into paste in no time.^ Don't worry; these rotors'll grind 'em into paste in no time.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ NO! Pickles: Man, you think about penises in mouths all the time, don't you?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I’ve not been pulled over, but last time I made the trip was with the co-creator of “Dethklok” or “Metalocalypse.” I call the show “Dethklok,” so I’ll refer to it as “Dethklok” no matter what.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jean-Pierre: Oh, from the Prime Minister of Norway [presents a wine bottle] There are several cases.^ Jean-Pierre: Oh, from the Prime Minister of Norway [presents a wine bottle] There are several cases.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The finest wine -
.Nathan: NOOOOOOOO! We never drink before a show!^ The finest wine - Nathan: NOOOOOOOO! We never drink before a show!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan Explosion : Why do I drink so much before stupid fan day?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Before the show, we should do a couple of safety briefings, I've outlined a very specific - Nathan Explosion : Right, well, anything else?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Never! [William pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet]
.Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.^ [William pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet] Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ William Murderface : I believe you drink because it's fan day.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well you are all set 421, thanks for doin' a great job - Murderface: Hold up Hold up hold everything!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Toki: [holds up beer can] Me too!^ Toki: [holds up beer can] Me too!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Skwisgaar: Me too.
Pickles: [surrounded by beer cans and beer bottles] Me too!
Nathan: ... Me too.

.Nathan: We are here to make coffee metal.^ "We are here to make coffee metal.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Nathan: We are here to make coffee metal.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jack-offs do.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We will make everything metal.^ We will make everything metal.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.^ Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Blacker than the blackest black, times INFINITY. " — Nathan Explosion .
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Edit: And blacker than the blackest black.


.One-eyed Fan: My eye got torn out, and force-fed to me in a show.^ One-eyed Fan: My eye got torn out, and force-fed to me in a show.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Originally Posted by estoniankid hey i want to check this show out but i can't find when it airs on my guide.
  • Metalocalypse season 3 on adult swim - AVS Forum 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ THAT show makes me want to gouge me own eyes out with a rusty spoon.
  • Metalocalypse [Archive] - FRED Entertainment 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC quickstopentertainment.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

DETHKLOK RULES!

Two-fingered Fan: In London, some dude chopped off my fingers and threw them up on stage. .MURDERFACE ROLLED THEM UP AND SMOKED THEM! [yells into reporter's microphone] MURDERFACE!!!^ [Parasites swim up Murderface's pee and into his penis] .
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ MURDERFACE ROLLED THEM UP AND SMOKED THEM! [yells into reporter's microphone] MURDERFACE!!!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[At a Tribunal meeting.]
General Crozier: Freaks.
.Senator Stampingston: These freaks as you call them are currently worth billions.^ Senator Stampingston : These freaks as you call them are currently worth billions.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Senator Stampingston: Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Senator Stampingston : Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

.Gentlemen: [echoing opening theme lines] Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree; Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee; William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface; Pickles, the drummer - doodily-doo, ding-dong doodily, doodily doo; Nathan Explosion.^ Inaddition to being the world's most brutal band members, Nathan Explosion, William "Murderface," Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles are also stupid.dangerously stupid.
  • http://www.roxwel.com/news/metalocalypse-season-ii-out-dec-2-black-fire-upon-us.html/ 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.roxwel.com [Source type: General]

^ He does William Murderface and Toki Wartooth, the other guitar player.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There's "lyrical visionary" Nathan Explosion (yes, that is his real last name); the world's two fastest guitarists, Skwisgaar Skwigelf (taller than a tree) and Toki Wartooth (not a bumblebee); and the other members, bassist William Murderface (Murderface Murderface) and Pickles the drummer (doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo).
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

.I'm afraid that's all we know, gentlemen.^ I'm afraid that's all we know, gentlemen.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm afraid that's all we know.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Nathan: I don't think all of our employees are cursed, I mean...^ Nathan: I don't think all of our employees are cursed, I mean...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: I mean we don't have to be like hunger nazi's to our stomachs.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ NO! Pickles: Man, you think about penises in mouths all the time, don't you?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Pickles: No, no. The chefs.
Nathan: Oh, the chefs are cursed, yeah.
.Toki: Actuallies, he's stills alifes.^ Toki: Actuallies, he's stills alifes.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Yeah.
.Nathan: Well, I mean, he'll be dead soon, that's what I - that's what I meant to say.^ Nathan: Yeah, well, I mean, I got it.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Well, I mean, he'll be dead soon, that's what I - that's what I meant to say.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charles: Guys, you aren't going to die, you'll be fine- Nathan: Stop saying die, use a different word.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: Oh, come on, huh?^ Skwisgaar: Oh, really quickly, the reason I come in here was we're all going to order some food.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar's Impersonation: Oh come on, Skwisgaar.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Oh, come on, huh?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.He could probably hear that.^ He could probably hear that.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Oh, wait, no, he can't 'cause he ain't got no ears.
.Pickles: Hold on, it says here that keeping this guy alive is costing us...^ Pickles: Hold on, it says here that keeping this guy alive is costing us...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hey guys, DOWN HERE! [Pickles, Nathan and Murderface are surrounded by soldiers loading their guns.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles: Will you guys get the hell out of here?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

$10,000 a day?!
Murderface: Whoa!
Toki: FA-TUU!
Murderface: Well here's an idea, why don't we yankee doodle dandy, you know, pull the plug, kill him -
.Pickles: Well let's just fire him, look at him, he's just sitting there, ain't cook a damn thing all day long.^ I sit around and practice guitar all day long.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Toki: FA-TUU! Murderface: Well here's an idea, why don't we yankee doodle dandy, you know, pull the plug, kill him - Pickles: Well let's just fire him, look at him, he's just sitting there, ain't cook a damn thing all day long.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [William pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet] Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Let's face it, he's bringing me down.^ Let's face it, he's bringing me down.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Skwisgaar: What is wrong with this dumb dildo thing? .They give us all the free coffee in the world and no instruction on how to cook it!^ They give us all the free coffee in the world and no instruction on how to cook it!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In the first episode, they couldn't figure out how to make their own food at all.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Rich In Dollars Poor In Sense Rule Of Cool : The band make all their decisions based on how "brutal" they perceive a course of action to be.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

[Skwisgaar, who has been trying to stuff coffee and filter paper into a toaster, flings the toaster across the room.]
Toki: Hoo, I mights needs to take five, six personal days, for all this griefs, gonna have to deals with -
Murderface: Oh, here we go again! .You took two personal blooming days last week!^ You took two personal blooming days last week!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Like if you start dating a girl and then two weeks later it's her birthday.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Toki: Well, I was depressed, about -
.Murderface: You're depressed?^ Murderface: You're Leech Hitler!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: NO! Fuck you, you're not in Planet Piss!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: That's what I just--I thought I was running this meeting, you're just repeating!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You're depressed!? I'm fat! I'm the fat one!
Toki: Come on.
.Skwisgaar: Aww, you're like..^ BS: I don't know if it's a be all end all for most comics but some guys, amazing comics like Louis CK, you're just like "Wow, that is that guy's format.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Like you play them Cannibal Corpse and they're like "Yeah, it just sounds like a bunch of noise.” Then you play them Arcturus and they're like "It sounds the same as the other one.” And you're like "It's fucking different!
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And I was like, "I don't think I have to direct you, I think you know exactly what you're doing," and he recorded it at his own studio in Texas.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

a male model.
.Murderface: I'm fat, we know that!^ Murderface: I'm fat, we know that!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The one good thing about Jean-Pierre being dead is maybe I won't eat so much, and lose these flabby Deth-handles.^ The one good thing about Jean-Pierre being dead is maybe I won't eat so much, and lose these flabby Deth-handles.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm actually much happier that it's dead with that network because I went right back to Adult Swim with Metalocalypse immediately after and was like "Ok, this is a show that's ready to go.” I think the other one would have been a good show too.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Ofdensen: These ones are dying, Toki - Toki: Ohh, good.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Nathan: Noooo...
.Murderface: No, I'm fat!^ Murderface: No, I'm fat!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Toki: ...Well, I'm startin' to get hungries.^ Toki : ...Well, I'm startin' to get hungries.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But it looks like we starves...^ But it looks like we starves...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Pickles: Well, great.^ Pickles: Well, great.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What are we supposed to do now?

[At the Fintrolls supermarket.]
.Toki: [awed gasp] What's this place called?^ Toki: [awed gasp] What's this place called?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.^ Skwisgaar: "I believe they calls this a food libraries?"
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Skwisgaar and Toki practice saying the phrase "Food Library".
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Skwisgaar and Toki practice saying the phrase "Food Library".]
.Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags!^ Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.
.Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jack-offs do.^ Nathan: We are here to make coffee metal.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jack-offs do.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We'll be regular jack-offs!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish.^ We’ll put ‘em all together.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ BS: I don't know if it's a be all end all for most comics but some guys, amazing comics like Louis CK, you're just like "Wow, that is that guy's format.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're a talented person in more ways than one.
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.AND DON'T JUST BUY BOOZE! That ain't food!^ AND DON'T JUST BUY BOOZE! That ain't food!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?"
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?"^ Tears Of Blood Murderface : (looking over his birthday presents) You mean, I get to destroy United States history literally ?
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

.I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!^ I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Two-fingered Fan: In London, some dude chopped off my fingers and threw them up on stage.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?^ I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Toki and Skwisgaar's turn to feed Fatty Ding-Dong.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Murderface: Yeah!
Toki: Wowee!

.Murderface: [reads his shopping list] Hey grandma, is there olives in it?^ Murderface: [reads his shopping list] Hey grandma, is there olives in it?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: [reading a pamphlet about Norway] Hey did you know that Norway has the lowest murder rate in the whole world?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: [whispering] Hey, whatcha readin' there?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Old Lady: In what?
.Murderface: Lemon tart, Wrinkle-tits!^ Murderface: Lemon tart, Wrinkle-tits!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jeezees!
Old Lady: [shocked gasp]
Murderface: Good, then it's pee-pee time! [starts urinating on the olives]

.Pickles: Hey chief, this stuff good for soup?^ Pickles: Hey chief, this stuff good for soup?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles: [high pitched] Hey- OH HI, SKWISGAAR! Skwisgaar: [has stopped playing and has been listening to them] So he's getting prettys good, huh?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[gestures at shopping cart full of booze]
Worker: ... No -
Pickles: - Aaaah! That's a yes.

.Toki: [reading from his list] Who is Wall Nuts?^ Toki: [reading from his list] Who is Wall Nuts?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: [throws a box of tampons into Toki's cart] Haa, hey Toki; look inside of your basket.^ Skwisgaar: [throws a box of tampons into Toki's cart] Haa, hey Toki; look inside of your basket.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you're experiencing any issues with forum access, please be assured we're looking into it as quickly as possible, and thanks for your patience in the meantime.
  • Metalocalypse! - Naruto Discussion Forum 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC naruto.viz.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Pickles: Smash your face into the grass and look hard.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Guess why you'res in such crappy mood, you have lady's tampoons...^ Paranoia Fuel : If you pirate Dethklok's mp3s, they have world authority - because they're such an important part of the economy - to kidnap, imprison, and torture you.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Hence why you're into metal.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That's why you create a TV show and write and produce it because you're a control freak.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

unside of it... and you buy them for yourself. .Go on have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.^ Go on have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You'll probably all want to go reunite with your old bands at some point.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nick Ibsen : You are all going to be reunited with your families.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

Toki: You a lady, Skwisgaar!
Skwisgaar: [suddenly] NO I'M NOT!

.Nathan: [reading from his list] Two cups of rice...^ Nathan: [reading from his list] Two cups of rice...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[ He opens a nearby rice sack and pours some rice into a cup, transferring it to the cart, but the rice escapes onto the floor through the gaps in the cart] Brutal.^ He opens a nearby rice sack and pours some rice into a cup, transferring it to the cart, but the rice escapes onto the floor through the gaps in the cart] Brutal.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface] Skwisgaar: Uhh, maybe this ams a stupid question, buts, why don'ts we just pours bleach into our cups of...urines?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Pickles: [holding up a lobster] Okay, hold on now.^ Pickles: [holding up a lobster] Okay, hold on now.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles: Okay, I know you're all sober now, and I can totally respect that, so I'm going to resist the urge to do drugs and drink around you.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles: [sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So you're tellin' me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die.^ So you're tellin' me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Murder doorknobs...do you think they're easy houses for muderers to get into?
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I put the double kicks in there and they're not too loud but you can hear them.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Worker: Yes sir.^ Worker: Yes sir.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Pickles: That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life.^ Pickles: That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: We are goings to records my guitar part, and it may be the most dangerous things I ams ever dones.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: This whole thing gives me a case of my stomachs throw-up!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

High five.

.Nathan: Price check!^ Nathan: Price check!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cleanup aisle six!^ Cleanup aisle six!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Rotted Body Landslide!^ Rotted Body Landslide !
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And don't forget our special sale on Every Bone Broken Chicken!^ And don't forget our special sale on Every Bone Broken Chicken!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan calls out "Rotten Body Landslide", "Every Bone Broken" chicken and "Hammer Smashed Face" over the store intercom.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

Hurry! .[laughing] Enjoy our tasty Hammer Smashed Face!^ Enjoy our tasty Hammer Smashed Face !
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan calls out "Rotten Body Landslide", "Every Bone Broken" chicken and "Hammer Smashed Face" over the store intercom.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

Aisle three.

Skiwsgaar: Guess what, you are a GMILF. That is a grandmother that I would like to - [Scene Change]

Pickles: See! .What'd I tell you guys?^ What'd I tell you guys?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tell Murderface what you just told me about that guy.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They're trying to tell you that the guy got his face smashed into the hovercraft, that's what they're trying to tell you.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We don't need no chef.^ We don't need no chef.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Nathan: Put in the ingredients into that thing there.
.Toki: Oh no, we leaves all the food at the food place!^ Toki: Oh no, we leaves all the food at the food place!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Oh, really quickly, the reason I come in here was we're all going to order some food.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: Hoo, I mights needs to take five, six personal days, for all this griefs, gonna have to deals with - Murderface: Oh, here we go again!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Nathan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Murderface: [prodding the remains of the mutilated chef with a stick] Jean-Pierre! Jean-Pierre! .Wake up, cook something!^ Wake up, cook something!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Come on! .Don't be a dick, be a dude!^ Don't be a dick, be a dude!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, be a dude, don't be a dick.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Nathan: Yeah! Come on, be a dude!
Pickles: He can't hear you....
.Skwisgaar: Yeah, be a dude, don't be a dick.^ Don't be a dick, be a dude!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't really gots a dads, do I? Skwisgaar's Impersonation: Yeah, you never knows your fathers.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, dude, and the driver's seat is the chair from, like, where President Wrinkloln was shot .
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Pickles: I told you, it's over. It's over! ... .By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!^ When asked that very question by Pickles (after questioning Toki's place in the band, no less) all he could come up with is that he makes sandwiches for them.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

[wails]
.Murderface: There's only one thing left to do.^ And there's only one way to do that.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: There's only one thing left to do.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface : Except that one thing.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

KILL OURSELVES!
.Skiwsgaar: Dudes, we would, like, have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.^ KILL OURSELVES! Skiwsgaar: Dudes, we would, like, have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.^ Is still alive, after being sewn back together .
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

Nathan: Woah! .That's a good song title.^ That's a good song title.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Good song title, someone write that - oh, that's right we already wrote that.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: That's a good song title...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dethwater (1.02)

.Pickles the Drummer: Okay wait, before you do anything.^ Nevermore plays … Pickles the drummer, he was in a kind of L.A. rock band, Guns ‘N Roses kind of band before he joined Dethklok and he rejoins his old band.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Were you guys together on anything before on any projects?
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Pickles turns on news channel explaining the suicides the fans are committing because of the album delays.] [Dissatisfied band frontman Nathan Explosion deletes their sixteenth album recording.]
Pickles the Drummer: Motherdouchebags! Did it again...
.Toki Wartooth: Dudes, what's wrong with that one?^ Toki Wartooth : Dudes, what's wrong with that one?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki Wartooth : Hooowee, I am such one tired guy!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[dejected]
.Pickles: Lemme guess - not "heavy" enough, not "tuned low" enough, not "brutal" enough?^ Pickles: Lemme guess - not "heavy" enough, not "tuned low" enough, not "brutal" enough?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dudes, we can'ts nots toning down any lower.^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Dudes, we can'ts nots toning down any lower.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.William Murderface: Well, maybe it'd be better if I just killed myself, huh?^ William's Father: And now I kill myself!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Just look at William Murderface.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ William Murderface : Well, maybe it'd be better if I just killed myself, huh?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Why don't you record that, huh?^ Why don't you record that, huh?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Why don't you try to play this?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And I was like, "I don't think I have to direct you, I think you know exactly what you're doing," and he recorded it at his own studio in Texas.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Would that be brutal enough for you?^ Would that be brutal enough for you?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Me, being dead?
.Skwisgaar: Somebody shoulds tells Murderface that it's not alsways-ways abouts him.^ Skwisgaar: Somebody shoulds tells Murderface that it's not alsways-ways abouts him.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tell Murderface what you just told me about that guy.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I want you to tell me about young Murderface.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Charles Ofdensen: Okay, so you want to re-re-re-re-record in the ocean, in...^ I'd say Ofdensen dueling to the death while 'Branding of the Gear' plays ("You're here because, you're one of us..."
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Ofdensen: You're supposed to be preparing for the concert!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charles Ofdensen : There you are.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I see, no problem...^ I see, no problem...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Nathan Explosion: No, not in the ocean!^ Nathan Explosion : No, not in the ocean!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Inside the ocean.
Ofdensen: Okay.
.Nathan: In the heaviest, deepest, most brutal part.^ Nathan: We are the most brutal band in the world!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Most brutal album, huh?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: It's the most brutal thing ever.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ofdensen: Alright.
Nathan: The Mariana TREEEEEEEEEENCH!
Ofdensen: Well, let me make some calls.
[A few minutes later...]
.Ofdensen: Well, the good news is that they're gonna give you more money to record this album.^ And they dislike working on new albums.
  • Metalocalypse - Television Tropes & Idioms 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Have you thought about how you’re gonna market this thing?
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because you’re always wanting more.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

The bad news is that they're going to send a producer down to work with you, so I hope that -
Nathan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! [throws model globe off the panel in a fury]

.Nathan: Your guitar's picking up strange sounds!^ Nathan: Your guitar's picking up strange sounds!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Dick pushes a button labeled "Record"; William throws up] Nathan: Oh that's gonna sound good!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Okay give me a call when you need me to come pick you up, do you guys have your phones?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Toki: What, dude? .I didn't know these pickups were that strong.^ I didn't know these pickups were that strong.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It picks up the whales saying hello.^ It picks up the whales saying hello.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Toki is inside a liquid oxygen isolation submersion chamber, awaiting submersion.]
.Toki: What does this lights mean?^ Toki: What does this lights mean?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Officer: He will die without safety briefing.^ Officer: He will die without safety briefing.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: Hey, I'll take it from here, okay buddy?^ Skwisgaar: Hey, I'll take it from here, okay buddy?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: [Natahn, Murderface and Pickles are outside Skwisgaars room] Okay you two, being a dick takes a lot of work.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: [from a balcony] HEY! OVER HERE! I'M SORRY! I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE MANIPULATED YOU! IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK I WOULD! I WAS WRONG! Toki: Skwisgaar!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Toki: [the liquid oxygen isolation submersion chamber begins to fill up] Skwisgaar, I think I need that safety briefings.^ Toki: [the liquid oxygen isolation submersion chamber begins to fill up] Skwisgaar, I think I need that safety briefings.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: [liquid oxygen is up to his neck] What is this button, I think I hit it!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: [Toki's song in the liquid oxygen submersion chamber] Underwater friends!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: Oh, really quickly, the reason I come in here was we're all going to order some food.^ GOS! GO! Knubbler: Here you go, Skwisgaar.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Oh, really quickly, the reason I come in here was we're all going to order some food.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar's Impersonation: Oh come on, Skwisgaar.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

D'you want some?
.Toki: [liquid oxygen gets up to his thigh] I can't think about that now, what are all these buttons flashing?^ Toki: [liquid oxygen gets up to his thigh] I can't think about that now, what are all these buttons flashing?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: [liquid oxygen is up to his neck] What is this button, I think I hit it!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Yeah, well, all I can think about is the raffle.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Skwisgaar: Start thinking about what you want, because honestly, I'm starting to get hungry -
Toki: [liquid oxygen is almost to his chest] Anything! .Gn-Gnocchi or something!^ Gn-Gnocchi or something!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's filling up!
.Skwisgarr: Okay, I'll write that down.^ Skwisgarr: Okay, I'll write that down.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And oh, by the way, don't screw this one up!^ We're dividing up our season in the middle of producing this thing too so I'm like writing and producing this tour in the middle of writing and producing our season so I would like to do it later but it's pre-sold and this is the one thing that I don't have anything to do with.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Toki: [liquid oxygen is up to his neck] What is this button, I think I hit it!
.Skwisgaar: I got to get going, see you later.^ GOS! GO! Knubbler: Here you go, Skwisgaar.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: There you go!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: See yous laters Tokis, haves a greats time.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[pulls the eject lever as the liquid oxygen submerges Toki]

.Murderface: Hey guys...^ Hey guys, DOWN HERE! [Pickles, Nathan and Murderface are surrounded by soldiers loading their guns.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: Hey guys...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

nuclear submarine power's out.

.Nathan: Maybe take it easy on those beans, Murderface?^ Murderface: Take it easy, man.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Maybe take it easy on those beans, Murderface?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Pickles: Yeah, I know man, have a little decency.^ What the fuck is going on How do they know when they're done?” And then I also like shit like "Fuckin' yeah man, put a fuckin' melody in there.” Make it silly but make it good.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I mean, we're stuck together in a... in a friggin' submarine for...
.Murderface: [drops bucket of beans] Fine, how about I starve to death.^ Murderface: [drops bucket of beans] Fine, how about I starve to death.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: Hey how about Popsicles?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

How's that? [passes gas] Excuse me! .Ugh, these boots are killing my feet!^ Ugh, these boots are killing my feet!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[removes boots, exposing sweaty, smelly feet; passes gas] These feet sti... [vomits all over himself]

.Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler: [submarine door opens] Hi guys.^ Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler : [submarine door opens] Hi guys.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Sooo uh... let's hear this new album.
[ He faints, colliding with the floor, his head beginning to bleed.]
.Murderface: Hey, I have those same shoes.^ Murderface: Hey, I have those same shoes.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Knubbler: Yeah, bear with me dudes.^ Knubbler: Yeah, bear with me dudes.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I think I made the trip a little too fast.^ I think I made the trip a little too fast.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

My... my body's having a little trouble adjusting to the oceanic pressure down here. .I'm sure I'll feel a little better once I have some Pop Rocks and Coke.^ I'm sure I'll feel a little better once I have some Pop Rocks and Coke.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[washes down a handful of Pop Rocks with Coca-Cola and begins to bleeds from nose]
.Nathan: Now shut up and listen to this, Dick.^ "Oh yeah, that joke was funny, now just fucking shut up.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When he had something to say I would always shut up and listen.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

This is metal. For fish.
Skwisgaar: Fish don't gots no good metal to listens to.
Murderface: Yeah, it's true.
Knubbler: Fish, huh?
Nathan: This one's called Murmaider!
.Murderface: It's about mermaid murder.^ Murderface: It's about mermaid murder.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I’d be sitting there working and you hear someone quote the show and say ‘it’s a song about mermaid murder.’ .
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Murderface: [reading a pamphlet about Norway] Hey did you know that Norway has the lowest murder rate in the whole world?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Murmaider plays, shattering Knubbler's glasses.]
.Knubbler: Stop the track!^ Knubbler: Stop the track!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

This is amazing! .I mean, there must be billions of fish out there!^ I mean, there must be billions of fish out there!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I mean, uh, we're glad you forced us out there again.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He must still be out there, but he hasn't come forward.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's a totally untapped market!^ It's a totally untapped market!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And so many hits too!
Nathan: Electric Eelchair!
Knubbler: Yeah!
.Skwisgaar: Scaled and Gutted and Undercooked.^ Skwisgaar: Scaled and Gutted and Undercooked.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Knubbler: Yeah!
.Murderface: Scuba Tank Filled With Farts!^ Murderface: Scuba Tank Filled With Farts!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Knubbler: YEAH! You boys knocked it completely out of the park.^ Knubbler: YEAH! You boys knocked it completely out of the park.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ William: [contemptuously] HEY HEY! Why don't you just uhhh, why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: YEAH YOU SHOULDA BACKS THOSE SESSIONS UP! Knubbler: You'd do well as keep quiet, all right?!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[quietly] I am back on top. [louder] I'm going straight to the label!

Toki: [emerges from the water gasping and gurgling] Not safe! Not safe! [vomits a pink liquid] There's monsters!

.Toki: [Toki's song in the liquid oxygen submersion chamber] Underwater friends!^ Toki: [Toki's song in the liquid oxygen submersion chamber] Underwater friends!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Toki is inside a liquid oxygen isolation submersion chamber, awaiting submersion.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: [the liquid oxygen isolation submersion chamber begins to fill up] Skwisgaar, I think I need that safety briefings.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You are my underwater, underwater friends!^ You are my underwater, underwater friends!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!^ BS: I don't know if it's a be all end all for most comics but some guys, amazing comics like Louis CK, you're just like "Wow, that is that guy's format.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I’m always afraid to say that because you’re always wanting … don’t let ‘em know that.
  • The Culture Shock - "Metalocalypse" Brendon and Tommy (2006) 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.thecultureshock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Now let me ask you about King Diamond, as I don't want to forget.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Anglerfish: Yeah, we come around here about once a year!^ BS: Well, yeah, I mean, here's what we wanted to do: we wanted to do an entertaining show about something we gave a shit about.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Toki: I pees in liquid oxygen, I breathes my own pee.^ Toki: I pees in liquid oxygen, I breathes my own pee.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Start thinking about what you want, because honestly, I'm starting to get hungry - Toki: [liquid oxygen is almost to his chest] Anything!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: [liquid oxygen gets up to his thigh] I can't think about that now, what are all these buttons flashing?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It tastes like coffee 'cuz I had some effin' coffee...^ It tastes like coffee 'cuz I had some effin' coffee...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Giant Radioactive Seahorse approaches the chamber]

Birthdayface (1.03)

.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Hey, Pickle.^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Hey, Pickle.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Hey...our show's gonna be bad..because I have a cold...so does Skwisgaar, Murderface, Pickles and....
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Inaddition to being the world's most brutal band members, Nathan Explosion, William "Murderface," Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles are also stupid.dangerously stupid.
  • http://www.roxwel.com/news/metalocalypse-season-ii-out-dec-2-black-fire-upon-us.html/ 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.roxwel.com [Source type: General]

.Tell Murderface what you just told me about that guy.^ Tell Murderface what you just told me about that guy.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You just tell me, where and when.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I want you to tell me about young Murderface.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

S' hilarious.
.Pickles the Drummer: Oh, right.^ Pickles the Drummer : Oh, right.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles the Drummer : Dude, right, so you could make fun of me, I know.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles the Drummer : Yeah, good tone, what's that one right' theere?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.That dude that you headbutted?^ That dude that you headbutted?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The guy was a Danish Prince.^ The guy was a Danish Prince.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Can you believe that?
.Skwisgaar: [mistaking the Danish for the Dutch] Pfft!^ Skwisgaar: [mistaking the Danish for the Dutch] Pfft!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Dutch.
.Pickles: Oh, check it out.^ Pickles: Oh, check it out.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles: IT'S US, DETHKLOK, STRANDED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! Murderface: Oh, I hope they brought some fuckin' food!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.He's got a brain contusion and a fractured skull...^ He's got a brain contusion and a fractured skull...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Oh, and he's last in line for the Danish royalty. That is messed up, dude.
.William Murderface: Well, that's what he gets for going after my hog.^ William Murderface : Well, that's what he gets for going after my hog.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ William Murderface : Well, they suck!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ My main gripes: Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown, and William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface annoy me a great deal.
  • Metalocalypse Television show - Metalocalypse TV Show - Yahoo! TV 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Pickles: Awesome.
.Skwisgaar: Dude, I would have done the same thing.^ Skwisgaar: Dude, I would have done the same thing.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Pfft. Dutch.
.Pickles: Yeah, well it's official.^ Pickles: Well you did, yeah.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles: Yeah, well it's official.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I mean, you're getting really...^ When you make a decision to make a TV show it means that you're going to be thinking about that shit constantly and you have to have an angle on the comedy.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But yeah, I like extreme shit that just keeps building and getting crazier and crazier and you're like "Where's the downbeat?
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I mean, anyone can tune into Metalocalypse and appreciate for what it is but you really appreciate it more when you watch it in sequential order.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

good at headbutting.

.Nathan Explosion: A birthday party for Murderface?^ Nathan Explosion : A birthday party for Murderface?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Inaddition to being the world's most brutal band members, Nathan Explosion, William "Murderface," Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles are also stupid.dangerously stupid.
  • http://www.roxwel.com/news/metalocalypse-season-ii-out-dec-2-black-fire-upon-us.html/ 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.roxwel.com [Source type: General]

^ Nathan Explosion, who punches Murderface in his face] Nathan: Why didn't you tell me that this thing was being sponsored by religion?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Skwisgaar: Where is it going to be? In a toilet? In a bus station?
.Toki Wartooth: Oh, that's brutal.^ Toki Wartooth : Oh, cool, yous gots a new shipment of custom guitar!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Inaddition to being the world's most brutal band members, Nathan Explosion, William "Murderface," Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles are also stupid.dangerously stupid.
  • http://www.roxwel.com/news/metalocalypse-season-ii-out-dec-2-black-fire-upon-us.html/ 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.roxwel.com [Source type: General]

^ Toki Wartooth: Oh, that's brutal.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: Can you believe, right off the top of my head, just making up like thats?^ So you could just sleep it off.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: You slapped at my face.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I was just like "You know what, guitar?
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Pickles: Wait a minute!^ Pickles: Wait a minute!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The guy's a nihilist, what does he want a birthday for?^ The guy's a nihilist, what does he want a birthday for?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Murderface's E-vite: Inside, outside, up or down.^ Murderface : I resemble my grandmother, and that makes me want to burn up from the inside to the out...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface's E-vite: Inside, outside, up or down.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Show up if you want, who gives a piss?^ Show up if you want, who gives a piss?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles, who looks annoyed) Skwissgar: You didn'ts write no bass-lines, I figures them out for you and shows them to you!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Nathan: Oh, fuck me!^ Nathan : Oh god this mother fucking eye gouging cock sucking mother fucking summer cold.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Oh, fuck me!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: Oh man, don't say "showing affection" and expect us to fucking react.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We're going to have to get him a gift!^ We're going to have to get him a gift!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Dr. Gibbons: William Murderface's charts indicate a deep-seated rage which is split off and repressed at its core. .His self-loathing is expressed most publicly and unequivocally through bodily mutilation, tattooing, alcohol abuse, and coprophilia.^ His self-loathing is expressed most publicly and unequivocally through bodily mutilation, tattooing, alcohol abuse, and coprophilia.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

He blames others for his anger. .He misplaces his rage and its roots.^ He misplaces his rage and its roots.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

He seeks punishment, castigation, and excommunication. .This self-destruction is the only way to validate powerful voices he internalized as a child.^ This self-destruction is the only way to validate powerful voices he internalized as a child.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.This, combined with his immense wealth and popularity, should make for a monumentally horrific birthday.^ This, combined with his immense wealth and popularity, should make for a monumentally horrific birthday.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Skwisgaar: Or maybe, like, we get him an endangered species, and then, we could kill it?^ Skwisgaar: Or maybe, like, we get him an endangered species, and then, we could kill it?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Ah, you means, like, kills yourself.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ KILL OURSELVES! Skiwsgaar: Dudes, we would, like, have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That'd be cool.
[Nobody responds to his suggestions.]
.Skwisgaar: I just read about this thing online you can buy a star and name it.^ Skwisgaar: I just read about this thing online you can buy a star and name it.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Whats are you talkings about?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Start thinking about what you want, because honestly, I'm starting to get hungry - Toki: [liquid oxygen is almost to his chest] Anything!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Like, what if we named it, like, Mulhalmad Ali, the black prizefighter?^ Like, what if we named it, like, Mulhalmad Ali, the black prizefighter?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That would be his gift.
[Still no response to his suggestions.]
Skwisgaar: Fuck you.
Nathan: Wait a minute! .I got it - we'll give him the blackest most meaningless gift of all.^ Like, I'll give him a ride to the DMV and vice versa.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Klokateer: The Queen of Denmark, with her son, Prince Henrey. [Prince Henrey is swathed in various bandages, injured from Murderface's headbutt]
Queen of Denmark: This is an original manuscript from Peter Cornolivesonoft, Denmark's most faaamous poet!
Murderface: Was he murdered?
Queen: No.
.Murderface: How much did it cost?^ Murderface: How much did it cost?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Queen: This is an -
.Murderface: Ah, just keep it!^ Queen: This is an - Murderface: Ah, just keep it!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[to himself] I'm getting the crappiest gifts!^ I'm getting the crappiest gifts!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[Prince Henrey hands him a marker] What?!^ [Prince Henrey hands him a marker] What?!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Prince Henrey: OW! [The Sharpie marker is dripping blood.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[incredulously] Are you giving me a Sharpie for my birthday?^ Are you giving me a Sharpie for my birthday?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Guitar Teacher: You remembered my birthday.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Queen: He's asking for your autograph.
.Skwisgaar: [grabs marker from Murderface] Here, let me sign!^ Skwisgaar: [grabs marker from Murderface] Here, let me sign!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Murderface: Skwisgaar's in there practicing away, let's drive him crazy.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[pushes hard against the bridge of the nose]
Prince Henrey: OW!
[The Sharpie marker is dripping blood.]
.Skwisgaar: The Dutch are scum.^ Skwisgaar: The Dutch are scum.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Fan: [looking at Murderface's cake, which is coated with a silver frosting] Dude, is that metal frosting?^ Fan: [looking at Murderface's cake, which is coated with a silver frosting] Dude, is that metal frosting?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That's amazing!
.Jean-Pierre: Please do not sample the frosting, it is made of...^ Jean-Pierre: Please do not sample the frosting, it is made of...
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.MERCURY! You will die!^ MERCURY! You will die!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Skwisgaar: This is a complete and total, y'know, sausage festival.^ Skwisgaar: This is a complete and total, y'know, sausage festival.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, it feels like I'm this sausage, you know?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Toki: I love sausage festival!^ Toki: I love sausage festival!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ No, Toki, that WAS a sausage festival.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Skwisgaar: Wait, what..
.Toki: Like in Vienna.^ Toki: Like in Vienna.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Skwisgaar: No. .No, Toki, that WAS a sausage festival.^ No, Toki, that WAS a sausage festival.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Toki: I love sausage festival!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Toki: Yeah, that was good.^ Toki: Yeah, that was good.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Skwisgaar: Yeah, it was Vienna pork saus....^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, it was Vienna pork saus....
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Um, no, this means that there's no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what into side of them.^ Skwisgaar: No, I looked into it.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Um, no, this means that there's no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what into side of them.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ There is no escape but death Your life is just A murder train a-comin' Was this review helpful to you?
  • Metalocalypse Television show - Metalocalypse TV Show - Yahoo! TV 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Toki: The sausage?
Skwisgaar: Ja. .Anyway, what were you talking about, like, a second ago?^ Anyway, what were you talking about, like, a second ago?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pickles: (Mouthful) What are you talking about?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Skwisgaar: Whats are you talkings about?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm sorry I cut you off.^ I'm sorry I cut you off.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Toki: Oh, I gots to make something for Murderface. I'm going to make him a macaroni murder lady.
.Skwisgaar: I'm sure he'll hate that.^ Skwisgaar: I'm sure he'll hate that.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Eh, pardon me.

.Nathan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the party.^ Nathan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the party.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And as you all know, no party is complete without a birthday party clown.^ And as you all know, no party is complete without a birthday party clown.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rockso: All I know is this, my name is Dr. Rockso, the Rock N' Roll clown...and I used to do cocaine!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And we have one of the finest Rock N' Roll clowns arond, so please...put- your hands tog- you know, here comes a Rock N' Roll clown.^ The Rock And Roll clown looks like David Lee Roth, it greatly disturbs me, their manager is my hero, and the excessive blood and guts is just too funny.
  • Metalocalypse Television show - Metalocalypse TV Show - Yahoo! TV 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My main gripes: Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown, and William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface annoy me a great deal.
  • Metalocalypse Television show - Metalocalypse TV Show - Yahoo! TV 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And the second one is did Tommy really come up with the idea for the XFL? You know, The Extreme Football League?
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Dr. Rockso: [enters siding in on his knees] K-K-K-K-K YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! [crowd moans: Murderface looks annoyed] I'm Dr. Rockso, the Rock and Roll Clown! I do cocaine! K-K-K-K-YEAH! I hear it's somebody's birth-day! I do cocaine! Dr. Rockso gonna make you a balloon bass.
[Dr. Rockso proceeds to make William's balloon bass.]
Dr. Rockso: [whispers] Seriously, dude... a lotta cocaine. [louder] Try it on! .Wait a minute, I think someone's outta tune.^ Wait a minute, I think someone's outta tune.
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.Just a little more.^ Just a little more.
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.[turns the knob, which swells until it pops in William's face -- he looks furious] You popped a string!^ William's face -- he looks furious] You popped a string!
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^ And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces, when I gets you great presents!
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^ You look like a longer haired William Hurt.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Hehe! I do coca- [Murderface strangles Dr. Rockso and shoves the balloon bass down his throat, then sets the Klokateers on him. The Klokateers viciously stomp Rockso.]

Nathan: And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players... [the gift box falls open, empty] ... NOOOOTHING!
.Murderface: Oh, you suck!^ Murderface: Oh thanks, thank you.
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^ NOOOOTHING! Murderface: Oh, you suck!
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^ Murderface : Oh, you got that right!
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.You all suck!^ You all suck!
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.Nathan: Awwww, what's wrong?^ Nathan: Awwww, what's wrong?
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.Skwisgaar: Ah yeah, go play records backwards and kill yourself.^ Skwisgaar: Ah, you means, like, kills yourself.
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^ Skwisgaar: Ah yeah, go play records backwards and kill yourself.
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^ Skwisgaar: We are goings to records my guitar part, and it may be the most dangerous things I ams ever dones.
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.Pickles: Hey fatso!^ Pickles: Hey fatso!
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.We got your favorite thing: disappointment!^ We got your favorite thing: disappointment!
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Nathan: Attention! .You big baby!^ You big baby!
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.Skwisgaar: Ah, what are you doing?^ Skwisgaar: Ah, what are you doing?
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^ Skwisgaar: Ah, you means, like, kills yourself.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Going for a crybaby walk?^ Going for a crybaby walk?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Murderface: Hey! .Why's everybody wearing camouflage?^ Why's everybody wearing camouflage?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Joining the Marines?
.Nathan: We wanted to, uhh, surprise you.^ Nathan: We wanted to, uhh, surprise you.
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ Johnson: Now Nathan, I want you to play me some blues harmonica!
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

In outfits.
Murderface: Y'look like stupid Navy Seals.
.Nathan: That's part of the surprise.^ Nathan: That's part of the surprise.
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Murderface: Why?
.Nathan: Because it makes us harder to see!^ Nathan: Because it makes us harder to see!
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^ Pickles the Drummer: See, that makes more sense to us.
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That's awesome.
.Pickles: Hey douchefag!^ Pickles: Hey douchefag!
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.[a car is lowered in front of Murderface] Happy Birthday!^ Murderface] Happy Birthday!
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.Nathan: Well, what do you think?^ Well if I can ever think of another reason to prevent you from doing work I'll let you know.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Toki: Big fat tires and everything!^ Toki: Big fat tires and everything!
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.Murderface: But I already got, like, a million limos.^ Murderface: But I already got, like, a million limos.
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.Pickles: Dude, not like this one.^ Pickles: Dude, not like this one.
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^ Pickles: Dude, nice one.
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.This is the limo that Kennedy got his brains smashed open in with a bullet!^ This is the limo that Kennedy got his brains smashed open in with a bullet!
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[makes gunshot noises]
.Nathan: It's all souped up...^ Nathan: Yeah, we were all up late.
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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^ Nathan: It's all souped up...
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and desecrated.
.Skwisgaar: Yeah, dude, and the driver's seat is the chair from, like, where President Wrinkloln was shot.^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, dude, and the driver's seat is the chair from, like, where President Wrinkloln was shot .
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^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, it feels like I'm this sausage, you know?
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^ "AAH I WANT AN ENDORSHMENT DEAL!" -Murderface "yeah me too" - Nathan "dude we got like 20 endorsement deals."
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And assassinated in.
Pickles: And... you're entered in the first-ever .Dethklok Dethmolition Klok-a-matae Deth Derby!^ Dethklok Dethmolition Klok-a-matae Deth Derby!
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Toki: And I made you this macaroni murder lady. .What used to be the red hots were the blood, but I ates them.^ What used to be the red hots were the blood, but I ates them.
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Murderface: You mean I get to destroy United States history... LITERALLY!? [sheds a tear of blood]

Dethtroll (1.04)

[On Dethklok's train to Finland, for an apology tour, for nearly destroying the country the last time they visited.]
.Nathan Explosion: Idea for song: Mur...^ I don't know if I wish it was a full half hour show or not, but I do wish that they'd go back to having Nathan get ideas for song and titles from everything.
  • Metalocalypse Television show - Metalocalypse TV Show - Yahoo! TV 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Nathan: [into handheld voice recorder] Idea for our last song, ever: "Killed by a Troll."
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^ Nathan Explosion : Idea for song: Mur...
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murder... a guy, a guy gets murdered... and eaten... at an all-you-can-eat buffet, yeah...
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Last time I was in Finland... .Last time I was in Finland I must have you-know-what-ed about, mmm, five hundred girls.^ It's all about who you know and who is prettiest.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Getting to talk to him on the phone for the first time, you know, it's meeting one of your heroes.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Nathan : OH! and that happens forever!^ Nathan : OH! and that happens forever!
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Yeah.
.Skwisgaar: Ballspark estimate.^ Skwisgaar: Ballspark estimate.
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Whatever.
.Toki Wartooth: Not like it's so hard.^ Toki Wartooth : Not like it's so hard.
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^ But I fear this Toki Wartooth - his natural child-like ways and children's affinity towards him may be our biggest threat yet!
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.You in the biggest band in the world.^ You in the biggest band in the world.
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Skwisgaar: Women have a -
.Toki: [irritably] Brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipop factory!^ Skwisgaar: Women have a - Toki: [irritably] Brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipop factory!
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.Skwisgaar: Women have a quality attraction to me.^ Skwisgaar: Women have a quality attraction to me.
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Mmm, you got to deal with it.
.Toki: Oh, I'm dealing with it.^ Toki: Oh, I'm dealing with it.
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^ Toki: Hoo, I mights needs to take five, six personal days, for all this griefs, gonna have to deals with - Murderface: Oh, here we go again!
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.Believe me, I'm holding back gallons of throw-up as we speak!^ Believe me, I'm holding back gallons of throw-up as we speak!
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.Skwisgaar: Don't do me any favors, throw up on yourself.^ Skwisgaar: Don't do me any favors, throw up on yourself.
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^ Skwisgaar: This whole thing gives me a case of my stomachs throw-up!
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^ Nathan: No, Toki, don't do this to me right now and don't throw up.
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[Charles Ofdensen, band managers, hands the band their new Dethphones.]
.Toki: [picks up Dethphone, its spikes poking him in the face] This is heavy.^ Toki: [picks up Dethphone, its spikes poking him in the face] This is heavy.
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^ [Toki drunkenly stands up and falls hard on his face] .
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^ Toki: Aw, nots even ons D Vee D? [The band tells him to shut up.
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.It hurts my face.^ It hurts my face.
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.Boy, I really hates it.^ Boy, I really hates it.
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^ Boy, I really hate that guy.
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.Charles Ofdensen: Well, it's your design.^ Charles Ofdensen : Well, it's your design.
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^ Ofdensen: Well, it was your idea.
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^ Ofdensen: Well your audience cares- Murderface: Well, fuck the audience, FUCK THEM! Ofdensen: Are you guys truly on board with this idea?
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.You may have been drunk, but you made a really convincing case to me.^ You may have been drunk, but you made a really convincing case to me.
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.Nathan: All right, you know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink, and it's your job to talk us out of it.^ Nathan: We just, you know, umm, we care about you.
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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^ Nathan: Yeah, you really beat up your brother.
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.Ofdensen: Oh, I tried.^ Ofdensen: Oh, I tried.
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.I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember.^ Why don't you try to play this?
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^ I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember.
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^ NO! Pickles: Man, you think about penises in mouths all the time, don't you?
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Pickles the Drummer: So? .Big deal, those threats aren't new.^ Big deal, those threats aren't new.
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Ofdensen: Mhm? Noted. .Anyway look, you're on the band plan, and weekend murder-minutes start at 11pm.^ Anyway look, you're on the band plan, and weekend murder-minutes start at 11pm.
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^ (Murder doorknobs...do you think they're easy houses for muderers to get into?
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Dethklok approaches] Oh, look at you guys, you're a baaand huh?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.How do you like that?^ How can some of you NOT like this episode..
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you wanna squint and see how we play sweep arpeggios, that's fine, but it should like a big, stupid, Universal Studios ride or a Disneyland ride.
  • Brendon Small (Metalocalypse) interview // Interviews // Features // Lambgoat 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC www.lambgoat.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Reply to stereoBrutality - Message ID#: 15652 How can some of you NOT like this episode..
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Nathan: Wait a minute, night-time minutes start at 11pm??^ Nathan: Wait a minute, night-time minutes start at 11pm??
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^ Nathan: Wait a minute!
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^ Customer: Hey, wait a minute, aren't you Nathan Explosion?
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Oh, that's brutal.
.Ofdensen: Well, it was your idea.^ Ofdensen: Well, it was your idea.
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^ Charles Ofdensen : Well, it's your design.
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^ Ofdensen: Well your audience cares- Murderface: Well, fuck the audience, FUCK THEM! Ofdensen: Are you guys truly on board with this idea?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

William Murderface: Well, they suck! [short pause] I approve.
[The train arrives.]
.Ofdensen: All right, it's time, boys.^ Rockso: (screaming) Ofdensen: All right, all right, well, here are your clothes, Dr. Rockzo.
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^ Ofdensen: All right, it's time, boys.
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.Finland is expecting our apology for almost destroying the nation last tour.^ Finland is expecting our apology for almost destroying the nation last tour.
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^ [On Dethklok's train to Finland, for an apology tour, for nearly destroying the country the last time they visited.
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.Nathan: Oh boy...^ Nathan: Oh boy...
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Nathan: [reading an apology speech] Finland! We are here to... uhhh... apologize... for alleged... happenings... during... during... during... uhhhh... reading, rea - ...Huh. Hey, what the hell is this?
.Ofdensen: You're, uh, trying to read a speech to people.^ Charles Ofdensen: Try not to punch people.
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^ Ofdensen: You uh, sure about that?
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^ Ofdensen: You're, uh, trying to read a speech to people.
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Nathan: Yeah. Wait, hold on. You know what? I pass.
[He opens a can of beer and leaves the podium.]

.Murderface: [approaches podium] Wrote my own speech.^ Murderface: [approaches podium] Wrote my own speech.
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Heeey, Fin - [Dethphone rings] Yhellow? Oh, what's happening? Uh-huh. .Well, what did he say?^ Well, what did he say?
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.What did you say?^ What did you say?
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You did not! I know. I know! Forget - [Pickles takes his place]

Pickles: Friends, we're... we're not used to the whole apologizing thing. .We're not professional apologizers.^ We're not professional apologizers.
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We're... musicians. .So, we wrote a song for you, a new national anthem.^ So, we wrote a song for you, a new national anthem.
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.We took the lyrics straight from your Finnish folklore book of necronomic spells.^ We took the lyrics straight from your Finnish folklore book of necronomic spells.
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[The crowd moans collectively in horror.]
.Nathan: You may recognize this one, though it hasn't been sung for a few thousand years.^ Nathan: You may recognize this one, though it hasn't been sung for a few thousand years.
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^ To reward Toki for great work today, I should like to give him something that the rest of you may one day earn.
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^ Nathan: Toki hasn't said one word!
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Awaken, awaken, Mustakrakish, the Lake Troll.

.Senator Stampingston: Gentlemen, it's clear that we're in a universally precarious situation.^ Senator Stampingston : Gentlemen, it's clear that we're in a universally precarious situation.
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^ Senator Stampingston: Gentlemen, it appears that Dethklok...IS BACK. [ edit ] Dethlessons (2.02) .
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Dethklok has summoned a troll.
General Crozier: That's impossible, there's no such thing as trolls.
.Senator Stampingston: Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?^ Senator Stampingston: Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
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^ Senator Stampingston : These freaks as you call them are currently worth billions.
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.Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that...^ Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that...
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^ Ofdensen: Well, uh, maybe being blown to bits is worse then a summer cold?
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you summoned.
.Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.^ Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.
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.Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll.^ Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll.
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.Why didn't we think of this earlier?^ Why didn't we think of this earlier?
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.Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him.^ Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him.
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^ Nathan : Oh, like Skwisgaar or Toki?
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^ But I fear this Toki Wartooth - his natural child-like ways and children's affinity towards him may be our biggest threat yet!
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.He could have carried me to school!^ He could have carried me to school!
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Nathan: I know!
.Pickles: Dudes, I'm turning on my Dethphone and I'm hearing Murderface.^ Pickles : Dudes, I'm turning on my Dethphone and I'm hearing Murderface.
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^ Pickles: Well dude, I fucking hope so, that's the only reason my ass is goin' 'ere!
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^ Murderface: [hearing a shot being fired] Hey, that's my driving gun!
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Wait a minute! .Do we just get one phone line in five phones?!^ Do we just get one phone line in five phones?!
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Toki: That's brutal.
.Pickles: So wait - we can't make any out-calls?!^ Pickles : So wait - we can't make any out-calls?!
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Dude, Murderface, get off the phone! Please! Get off the phone!
.Murderface: Okay, hold on.^ Murderface : Okay, hold on.
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.I just need to check my messages.^ I just need to check my messages.
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.Dethfone: You have 67 new telephone answering machine digital phone wireless fidelity Dethfone messages.^ Dethfone: You have 67 new telephone answering machine digital phone wireless fidelity Dethfone messages.
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^ Preparing to play answering machine number message number one.
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.To hear the messages, press "1" on the keypad located on the front of the phone.^ To hear the messages, press "1" on the keypad located on the front of the phone.
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.Preparing to play answering machine number message number one.^ Preparing to play answering machine number message number one.
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^ Taped Tour Message: Prepare to see one of the greatest sights you've ever seen, the fastest guitarist alive, in his natural habitat.
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^ Dethfone: You have 67 new telephone answering machine digital phone wireless fidelity Dethfone messages.
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.After this message, would you like to save, or delete, or replay this message, please listen to the directions that will follow the message...^ After this message, would you like to save, or delete, or replay this message, please listen to the directions that will follow the message...
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^ I mean, it sounded like his "normal guy" voice, which I think you would reconize if you listen to alot of his stuff, but I wouldnt be suprised if he did multiple voices, including that girl.
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Reply to stereoBrutality - Message ID#: 15652 I would like to say hi to all the DETHKLOK fans...
  • Metalocalypse episode 11 "Skwisklok" *spoilers* - Metalocalypse - Adult Swim 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC boards.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Nathan: Oh man, this thing's just designed to eat up minutes.^ Nathan: Oh man, this thing's just designed to eat up minutes.
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^ [Dick pushes a button labeled "Record"; William throws up] Nathan: Oh that's gonna sound good!
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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It's brutal.
Dethfone: ...playing one Dethfone message...now... [hangs up on Murderface causing Murderface to go on a swearing rampage.]
Ofdensen: So, you think it might be a good business move to put that troll back to sleep?
.Nathan: Pbbbbbb, I, I don't, I just don't see that happening, you know.^ Nathan: Wait, could we have a "Not Reunion" tour, where we, you know, just come out and like, you know, do a regular show?
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ Nathan: Well that's, you know, that's bad, huh?
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Crappy troll knocked out the DSL, now it takes two minutes to get to tits--
Ofdensen: Okay, I did not want to say anything, but this is affecting your record sales. There, I said it.
.Pickles: Dude, nice one.^ Pickles: Dude, not like this one.
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^ Pickles: Dude, nice one.
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.What are you trying to do, depress us?^ What are you trying to do, depress us?
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Well it's working. .Hope you're happy.^ Hope you're happy.
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.Now I need a drink...^ Now I need a drink...
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[looks toward beverage already in his hand] A different one, not this one. In a different place.

[Outside a bar.]
.Nathan: Looks likes that troll killed that power everywhere.^ Nathan: Looks likes that troll killed that power everywhere.
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^ Nathan: [into handheld voice recorder] Idea for our last song, ever: "Killed by a Troll."
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.Skwisgaar: Well, there's only two things to do in a blackout: get drunk...^ Skwisgaar: Well, there's only two things to do in a blackout: get drunk...
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^ Murderface: There's only one thing left to do.
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^ Skwissgar: Weddings are only good for two things; tax breaks and adultery.
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one thing to do.
[Inside a bar.]
Nathan: Oh, I hate Finland. .I need a hundred beers.^ I need a hundred beers.
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[enters a bar] I need a hundred beers. Exactly... exactly one hundred. Thank you.
Bar Patron: We don't serve people who awaken lake trolls.
.Bar Keep: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.^ Bar Keep: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.
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^ Fuck YOU! I'm keeping that song for Planet Piss.
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^ Ofdensen: So, you think it might be a good business move to put that troll back to sleep?
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.Skwisgaar: Hey, douchebag!^ Skwisgaar: Hey, douchebag!
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.How the hell we gonna play with no electricals, eh?^ How the hell we gonna play with no electricals, eh?
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Think about it.

.Murderface: What are those wooden things?^ Murderface: What are those wooden things?
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Chairs?
.Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.^ Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.
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Toki: What is acoustic? .Oh, you mean a grampa's guitars?^ Oh, you mean a grampa's guitars?
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^ Skwisgaar: You mean guitar teacher.
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^ Guitar Teacher: You mean guitar?
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Skwisgaar: A grampa's guitars? That's for pussies and grampas. .I think you know it.^ You think you know what it's like to be brutal?
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^ I think you know it.
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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.Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.^ Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
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Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Nathan: Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. .Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal.^ Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal.
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.But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.^ But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.
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^ Bar Keep: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.
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^ Ofdensen: So, you think it might be a good business move to put that troll back to sleep?
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.Nathan: Wait, Toki, why'd you stop playing?^ Toki: Then whys you dos it?
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^ Toki: You stops copys me.
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^ Toki: Why its gots to be about you?
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Toki: I... have a confessions to makes. .I can'ts reads music.^ I can'ts reads music.
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.Skwisgaar: Dudes, Toki can't read music.^ Skwisgaar: Dudes, Toki can't read music.
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Hah! It's a laugh!
Toki: Can you?
Skwisgaar: No. I haves music dyslex-kia. You know that. I... don't wish to talk about it.
.Nathan: Wait, then how were - how were you playing that song?^ Have you people forgotten how to play?
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^ Nathan: Wait, Toki, why'd you stop playing?
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^ Nathan: Wait, then how were - how were you playing that song?
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Toki: Honestly, I was just hitting any note.
Skwisgaar: Yeah, me too. .That's an old music school trick.^ That's an old music school trick.
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Nathan: Sounded pretty good.
.Skwisgaar: Yeah I know, it sounds pretty good.^ Skwisgaar: Yeah that's good I guess.
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^ Nathan: Sounded pretty good.
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Yeah, you know what?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I think we got lucky.

.Barkeep: [rowing the Dethklok members to the place where Mustakrakish awoke] This is the place where he was birthed.^ Barkeep: [rowing the Dethklok members to the place where Mustakrakish awoke] This is the place where he was birthed.
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[grabbed by Mustakrakish]
Toki: THERE HE IS!
.Skwisgaar: Yep, that's definitely a troll.^ Mustakrakish] Toki: THERE HE IS! Skwisgaar: Yep, that's definitely a troll.
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Barkeep: PLAY DAMMIT! PLAY! [gets eaten]

.Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!^ Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!
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.Skwisgaar: [referring to lake troll] Dudes, here comes that guy!^ Skwisgaar: [referring to lake troll] Dudes, here comes that guy!
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^ Skwisgaar: [infuriated] Get dis guy out of here!
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^ Skwisgaar: Oh, really quickly, the reason I come in here was we're all going to order some food.
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Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!
[They swing the .Dethphones by their chains and throw them.^ [They swing the Dethphones by their chains and throw them.
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The Dethphones land 3 feet in front of the band.]
Nathan: [into handheld voice recorder] Idea for our last song, ever: "Killed by a Troll."

[The troll frantically attempts to dislodge .Murderface's Dethphone from its throat, eventually disembowelling itself and exploding.^ [The troll frantically attempts to dislodge Murderface's Dethphone from its throat, eventually disembowelling itself and exploding.
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The surrounding mountains catch fire.]
Nathan: ...Metal.

Dethkomedy (1.05)

[A court hearing is underway.]
.Lawyer: The lyrics clearly state: "Go into the water, go into the water.^ Lawyer: The lyrics clearly state: "Go into the water, go into the water.
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.Live there, die there."^ Live there, die there."
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.Well, my clients all tried to breathe water and nearly died because of this "Underwater Album" by your band, Dethklok.^ Well then where's your stupid band?
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^ Nathan: Hey, where's all the Dethklok albums?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well, my clients all tried to breathe water and nearly died because of this "Underwater Album" by your band, Dethklok.
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.Pickles the Drummer: Why don't you...^ Pickles: Don't worry, it's an animal tranquilizer gun, you know, left over from the CD release party.
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^ Pickles the Drummer : How can you be stupid?
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^ NO! Pickles: Man, you think about penises in mouths all the time, don't you?
  • Metalocalypse - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 0:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

go breathe underwater?
[The crowd laughs.]
.Lawyer: I suggest that it was your intention to create an album that caused destruction to human life!^ Lawyer: I suggest that it was your intention to create an album that caused destruction to human life!
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.William Murderface: Suggest all you want!^ William Murderface: Hey mama...Follow me if you want to live.
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^ Now I want you all to be yourselves.
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^ William Murderface : Suggest all you want!
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.It won't make your weenie any bigger, you dildo-licker!^ It won't make your weenie any bigger, you dildo-licker!
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^ Either you work this out with Skwisgaar, or you’ll have a bigger decision to make.
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^ Being bleak and dark for a living sometimes makes you lose your objectivity for, you know, being bleak and dark.
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Lawyer: This band is a danger to the human race!
.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: You's a danger of putting us to asleep.^ Skwisgaar: Are you askings us to do that, Toki?
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Yeah, you know what?
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : You's a danger of putting us to asleep.
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.I would'a brought a sleepinsbag I knows this guys was gonna show up.^ I would'a brought a sleepinsbag I knows this guys was gonna show up.
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^ You know I'm gonna start dating again, and I just thought...welll I'd like you to try your best not to fuck that up for me.
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^ Now, I'm gonna show you boys that you're not the only ones that know how to rock.
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.Lawyer: Your Honour, we DEMAND 50 million dollars for medical bills and punitive damages.^ Lawyer: Your Honour, we DEMAND 50 million dollars for medical bills and punitive damages.
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.Toki Wartooth: Hey, how 'bout we compromise...^ Toki Wartooth : Hey, how 'bout we compromise...
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^ Toki: Hey, how comes you don't asks me?
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^ Toki Wartooth : Hey, that's my friend!
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.Nathan Explosion: We'll give you half...^ Nathan Explosion : We'll give you half...
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^ Nathan Explosion : You should know that we don't really let anybody in here.
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^ Nathan Explosion] What kind of music do you play?
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of NOTHING!
.Charles Ofdensen: The album clearly states "Intended for fish only". I rest my case.^ I rest my case.
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^ NOTHING! Charles Ofdensen : The album clearly states "Intended for fish only".
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^ Charles Ofdensen : So, you've been cordially invited to host at the United States Pornography Awards...
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Judge: Not guilty!

[After the hearing.]
.Toki: Well, we wins that.^ Toki: Well, we wins that.
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Nathan: Whatever.
Skwisgaar: You preferred that we'd lose?
.Nathan: Nah, I was just thinking about the next album.^ Nathan: Nah, I was just thinking about the next album.
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^ Nathan: Yeah, well, all I can think about is the raffle.
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^ Nathan: Wow, you really keep thinking about dick all day long.
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Pickles: Oh, right. .You mean how we're supposed to top an album that made a million people accidentally kill themselves.^ You mean how we're supposed to top an album that made a million people accidentally kill themselves.
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^ Have you people forgotten how to play?
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^ Pickles: Hey, you're not supposed to wear clothes in the hot tub.
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Nathan: Exactly.
All: Ohhh.

[The band is playing golf.]
Murderface: Hey, why don't we just record people dying? .Like all the world's leaders, or a bunch of ladies.^ Like all the world's leaders, or a bunch of ladies.
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That would be heavy.
Pickles: Yeah, we can't get writer's credit for something like that.
.Murderface: Good point.^ Murderface: Good point.
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.You're up, Judge Alfanso!^ You're up, Judge Alfanso!
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^ Judge Alfanso: Oh, thank you William .
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^ One day you're gonna grow up, and you're gonna be big...
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.Judge Alfanso: Oh, thank you William.^ Judge Alfanso: Oh, thank you William .
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^ You're up, Judge Alfanso!
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^ Murderface: Oh thanks, thank you.
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.Skwisgaar: Well, maybe we should takes a break, you know?^ Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Yeah, you know what?
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^ Skwisgaar: Well, maybe we should takes a break, you know?
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.Being bleak and dark for a living sometimes makes you lose your objectivity for, you know, being bleak and dark.^ Being bleak and dark for a living sometimes makes you lose your objectivity for, you know, being bleak and dark.
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^ What do any of you know about being brutal?
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^ You know, your leeches?
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Auctioneer: And now we will auction the skull from the famous comedian, Buddy Hackett. .We'll start this bid at fifty thousand dollars.^ We'll start this bid at fifty thousand dollars.
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.Skwisgaar: Oh, I gots to have that.^ Skwisgaar: Oh, I gots to have that.
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.Auctioneer: Fifty thousand.^ Auctioneer: Fifty thousand.
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Do I hear sixty thousand?
Nathan: Yeah.
Skwisgaar: This going to be a long night.

Dr. Donald Gorfield: Well, the people of the world are depressed and stupid. .They look to comedy to lighten the load of their boring, dreadful lives.^ They look to comedy to lighten the load of their boring, dreadful lives.
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These idiots have been force-fed garbage from our own secret cable networks and our own employees covering as high-profile standup and sketch comics. Should we lose control of this, only God knows what will happen.

.Comedian: Autobots, remember those?^ Comedian: Autobots, remember those?
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.How about Decepticons, remember those?^ How about Decepticons, remember those?
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.What about Masters of the Universe?^ What about Masters of the Universe?
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^ Hey, talk about egomaniacs, Masters of the Universe!
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.Hey, talk about egomaniacs, Masters of the Universe!^ Hey, talk about egomaniacs, Masters of the Universe!
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^ What about Masters of the Universe?
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.We're Masters of the Universe!^ We're Masters of the Universe!
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Hey, at least they ain't Smurfs! Huh? Or worse, Snorks! Remember? Snorks! Remember those? .Sounds like someone falling asleep!^ Sounds like someone falling asleep!
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SNOOOORKS! SNOOOORKS!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please be gentle, it's their first time on stage, The Brothers... of DECEPTION!

.Skwisgaar: So, I was thinking of killing myself...^ Skwisgaar: So, I was thinking of killing myself...
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.Toki: That's funny, I was thinking of killing you too.^ Toki: That's funny, I was thinking of killing you too.
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^ Toki: I told you he was funny.
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^ The more hate you have, the funnier those rusty dildoes sitting at them tables will think you are!
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.Skwisgaar: Well, how d'you like dat.^ How do you like that?
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^ Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!
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^ Skwisgaar, how do you guys vote?
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[Skwisgaar plays a Metal guitar rhythm with no applause or laughter]
.Toki: Mom always hated you most.^ Toki: Mom always hated you most.
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^ Toki: You know, I'm starting to get sick of dis fatherhoods thing, and why are we the ones who always get stuck feeding his fat ass?
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^ Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
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Skwisgaar: She hates boths of us, deh most!
[Toki plays a single note on his guitar and drops it.]
Toki: [whispers] I hates you. Seriously.
.Skwisgaar: [whispers back] Okay.^ Skwisgaar: [whispers back] Okay.
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Nathan: What if your guts was a bowling ball? Well, I bet it would look something like this - [he holds up a bunch of organs in the shape of a sphere]
.Nathan: Yeah, I'm real sick of my brother, yeah we're twins.^ Nathan: Yeah, you really beat up your brother.
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^ But everybody goes on TV-- Nathan: Yeah, everybody goes on TV, everyone does, you're right.
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^ Nathan: Yeah, uh...you know, you also said that you're the Dethklok song writer.
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.Anybody got twins out there?^ Anybody got twins out there?
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.Anybody got one like this?^ Anybody got one like this?
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Meet Kuato.

.Nathan: Well hey bodybag!^ Nathan: Well hey bodybag!
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How's it going? .[impersonating bodybag] Smells like somebody took a crap in here!^ Smells like somebody took a crap in here!
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[normal voice] Ohh, bodybag! .Well, look bodybag, it's your old friends Brains!^ Well, look bodybag, it's your old friends Brains!
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^ Well, look at his brains, maybe that'll tell you.
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.[holds up a brain with flies around it, an elderly person gets ready to vomit] [Nathan impersonating brain] Hey idiot!^ [Nathan impersonating brain] Hey idiot!
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^ Nathan: [holding up a contract] Hold on!
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^ Nathan holds up key to the Murdercycle, swaying.
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.I'm Brains, I go in your head.^ I'm Brains, I go in your head.
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[The elderly person vomits]

.Pickles: Okay, we are gonna delight you all with a little improvisational comedy.^ Pickles: How's it gonna affect you?
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^ Pickles: Okay, we are gonna delight you all with a little improvisational comedy.
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^ After all, [to Pickles] hey, you're my little brother.
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.Now all we need to start is one location.^ Now all we need to start is one location.
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^ Penelope: Now be nice to this one daddy, I'm sick of you scaring all my dates away!
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^ Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish.
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Audience Member: HOW 'BOUT A DIFFERENT COMEDY CLUB? [laughter]
Pickles: Okay, I heard a... gas station.
.Murderface: I'm a gas station attendant!^ Murderface: I'm a gas station attendant!
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.Pickles: [sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette.^ Pickles: [sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette.
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^ It is, midnight blue with- Audience Member: HEY PIPPY-LONG-BORING! YOU SUCK! [laughter] Pickles: Can't you fill it up just a little bit faster?
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^ [Pickles, who has been sitting atop his brother and punching him, looks up] .
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It is, midnight blue with-
Audience Member: HEY PIPPY-LONG-BORING! YOU SUCK! [laughter]
.Pickles: Can't you fill it up just a little bit faster?^ Pickles: You shut up!
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^ You just sign a check, [holds up a check] see?
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^ Pickles: [sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette.
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Murderface: Well I'm trying! I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A FUCKING GAS TANK!
.Pickles: That's because it's a stool Murderface!^ Nathan: Hey...our show's gonna be bad..because I have a cold...so does Skwisgaar, Murderface, Pickles and....
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^ I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A FUCKING GAS TANK! Pickles: That's because it's a stool Murderface!
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Audience Member: HEY IDIOT! DON'T NEGATE THE PREMISE! [laughter]
.Pickles: It's on - it's on - it's over there - wherever.^ Audience Member: HEY IDIOT! DON'T NEGATE THE PREMISE! [laughter] Pickles: It's on - it's on - it's over there - wherever.
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Just please hurry. .I would like to leave this horrible place...^ I would like to leave this horrible place...
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.Murderface: Ahhh, I should check the oil...^ Murderface: Ahhh, I should check the oil...
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better go get my tools. You know what? I'm gonna leave... this sucks! .Good luck dying out there!^ Good luck dying out there!
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.Pickles: Are you leaving?^ Pickles: Are you leaving?
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^ Pickles: Oh God, I'm not leaving Dethklok, I've told you this a billion times, okay?
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^ Pickles: Did you hear him, talkin’ about Dethklok business endeavors— Nathan: I know, Pickles, I know, look; we can’t leave.
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.Murderface: Yes I'm leaving!^ Murderface: Yes I'm leaving!
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.Nathan: Cut Kuato?^ Nathan: Cut Kuato?
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.I'll cut Bodybag before I cut Kuato.^ I'll cut Bodybag before I cut Kuato.
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Kuato stays. Kuato's gold!

.Skwisgaar: They laugh at the dildo who is onstage before us.^ Skwisgaar: They laugh at the dildo who is onstage before us.
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^ Skwisgaar: Well, you ams the ones who walks around saying they're, I don't know, poisonous serpents with tits.
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^ Nathan: Why do they have us right here in front of all these dildos?
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.Toki: That guy was amazing!^ Toki: That guy was amazing!
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Are you kidding me?
.Skwisgaar: He is horribles, Toki.^ [Toki and Skwisgaar are forced to watch a video depicting horrible auto accidents] .
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^ Skwisgaar: He is horribles, Toki.
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He just made the reference. "Remember this? Remember that?" He is dildo.
.Toki: But you laugh.^ Toki: But you laugh.
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Skwisgaar: I did?

Lorkey the Sailor: Aye, Comedy ain't never about humor. .T'ain't no difference if you ask me.^ T'ain't no difference if you ask me.
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^ Toki: I ain'ts listens to yous no more!
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Toki: But, that just doesn't seem to make any sense at all...
.Lorkey: Comedy is about expressing your hate.^ Lorkey: Comedy is about expressing your hate .
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^ Lorkey the Sailor: Aye, Comedy ain't never about humor.
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.The more hate you have, the funnier those rusty dildoes sitting at them tables will think you are!^ Toki: That's funny, I was thinking of killing you too.
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^ The more hate you have, the funnier those rusty dildoes sitting at them tables will think you are!
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^ William Murderface : [indignantly] Do you think that a driveway is a funny place for a dog to sleep?!
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Skwisgaar: But I bombed and I hates every thing!
.Lorkey: Aye, but do you hate yourself?^ Lorkey: Aye, but do you hate yourself?
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Toki: Hate... myself?
.Lorkey: Ah yes, especially now eh?^ Lorkey: Ah yes, especially now eh?
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Bombing on stage and Mr. Tangerine Pigtails [referring to Pickles] went running away! .It will take some time for him to recover from that horror he went through.^ It will take some time for him to recover from that horror he went through.
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.Toki: [finally understanding] I hate myself!^ Toki: [finally understanding] I hate myself!
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.Lorkey: Yeah, now you're getting it.^ Twinkletits: Now we're getting somewhere!
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^ Now you're feelin' them blues!
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^ Pickles: Yeah, you're right.
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.And once you can get in touch with your inner hatred, you can unleash it into the world.^ And once you can get in touch with your inner hatred, you can unleash it into the world.
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^ Nathan: Toki, you gotta let us into your band!
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^ And once you embrace your hate, you will MURDER THEM! And you will kill, YOU WILL KILL! .
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And once you embrace your hate, you will MURDER THEM! And you will kill, YOU WILL KILL!

Pickles: Well, I really hate myself.
Toki: Pickle, you back! .We think you gone for good!^ We think you gone for good!
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^ Ofdensen: So, you think it might be a good business move to put that troll back to sleep?
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Pickles: Well, I'm just off the vacation... .And I was on a beach during vacation...And you know what they got, on the beach?^ And I was on a beach during vacation...And you know what they got, on the beach?
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^ Skwisgaar: Well, you ams the ones who walks around saying they're, I don't know, poisonous serpents with tits.
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Crowd: [no response]
Pickles: SAND!!! [throws sand to the crowd]

.Lorkey: [watching Pickles perform] Well, I can't teach them any more.^ Lorkey: [watching Pickles perform] Well, I can't teach them any more.
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[pulls a pistol from his jacket and shoots himself in the head]

Pickles: [while performing; shooting a rifle in random directions] Oops, I thought this was the NRA!

.Pickles: [while performing] Any of you dildos wanna fight?^ Pickles: [while performing] Any of you dildos wanna fight?
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.What about you grandma?^ What about you grandma?
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Wanna fight? Wanna awwww... I'm just messing with you!

Dethfam (1.06)

[A journalist, Nick Ibsen, is holding a TV interview with Dethklok.]
.Nick Ibsen: We're back with arguably the greatest entertainment force in the history of the world, Dethklok.^ Nick Ibsen: We're back with arguably the greatest entertainment force in the history of the world, Dethklok.
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^ [A journalist, Nick Ibsen, is holding a TV interview with Dethklok.
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Gentlemen, you are the twelfth largest economy in the world and climbing, and yet you all are intensely private. .Little is known about your personal lives.^ Little is known about your personal lives.
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Why?
.Nathan Explosion: [suddenly] Because.^ Nathan Explosion : [suddenly] Because.
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Ibsen: Well, we at the Nick Ibsen show do pride ourselves on uncovering, the, most - [interrupted by Murderface slamming his knife in the table]
.William Murderface: Hey douchebag, why don't you drill a hole into your forehead and let all the sap run out.^ William Murderface : Hey quick!
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^ William Murderface: Hey mama...Follow me if you want to live.
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^ Why don't you record that, huh?
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.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Huh huh...^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Huh huh...
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for pancakes.
.Ibsen: As intimidating as it is to interview such amazing entertainment figures, I nonetheless have a journalistic duty to uncover...^ Ibsen: As intimidating as it is to interview such amazing entertainment figures, I nonetheless have a journalistic duty to uncover...
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^ [A journalist, Nick Ibsen, is holding a TV interview with Dethklok.
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certain... .Are you urinating on my shoes?^ Are you urinating on my shoes?
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.William Murderface: Yes I am.^ Jean-Pierre: [trembling and sweating hardily] His face was- William Murderface : HIS FACE WAS SMASHED! [slams his knife into the table] Jean-Pierre: Yes, I know.
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^ William Murderface : Yes I am.
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Ibsen: Well as I said before, while met with resistance, we have a great surprise in store for you. .We, have uncovered something you have desperately been trying to hide.^ We, have uncovered something you have desperately been trying to hide.
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^ Pickles: Come on, you don't think Toki's gonna freak out or anything, you know, like do something-- should we hide the guns?
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.Tonight, you will all be reunited with your families.^ Tonight, you will all be reunited with your families.
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^ And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces, when I gets you great presents!
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^ Pickles: Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!
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[The band's families are unveiled.]
Nathan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You're going to pay for this!
Ibsen: Pay for what? Journalistic integrity?
[Stella Murderface, William's grandmother, drives over in her Rascal scooter, towing his grandfather in a wagon behind.]
.Stella Murderface: William!^ William with pepper spray] William: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Stella Murderface: Can you imagine cleaning the feculent crud off this moron's diapers every morning?
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^ And the curious and rather off-beat grandparents who raised William after the tragic murder-suicide of his parents: Stella and Thunderbolt Murderface.
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^ I'll buy a million of them - [Stella Murderface hits William on the head with a spoon for being sarcastic.
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.Ibsen: I think you'll find any journalist worth his own salt, would do the same.^ Ibsen: I think you'll find any journalist worth his own salt, would do the same.
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^ Can you get us back stage, we'll make it worth your while.
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^ I have a proposal, I think you'll be interested in since your concern with security has increased.
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[The wheel of Stella Murderface's Rascal scooter tugs on a wire, causing a headlight to smash into Nick Ibsen's head, resulting in severe injury. The exposed ends of two cables land in a pool of blood, in which Nick Ibsen is standing, electrocuting him.]
Nathan: .That's a good song title.^ That's a good song title.
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^ Good song title, someone write that - oh, that's right we already wrote that.
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^ Nathan: That's a good song title...
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.. "Bloodrocuted!"

[At a Tribunal meeting.]
.Senator Stampingston: From Tomahawk, Wisconsin we have Pickles' parents: Calvert and Molly with older brother Seth, a recently released convict.^ Senator Stampingston : From Tomahawk, Wisconsin we have Pickles' parents: Calvert and Molly with older brother Seth, a recently released convict.
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.From Victory Gardens, the premier armed forces retirement community in Florida: Rose and Oscar Explosion.^ From Victory Gardens, the premier armed forces retirement community in Florida: Rose and Oscar Explosion.
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She's the once lovely Miss Sweden 1956, the brave single mother whose neglect helped form the world's fastest guitarist: Serveta Skwigelf. .And the curious and rather off-beat grandparents who raised William after the tragic murder-suicide of his parents: Stella and Thunderbolt Murderface.^ And the curious and rather off-beat grandparents who raised William after the tragic murder-suicide of his parents: Stella and Thunderbolt Murderface.
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^ I'll buy a million of them - [Stella Murderface hits William on the head with a spoon for being sarcastic.
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^ [Thunderbolt Murderface, William's grandfather, does the only real vocals in the Dethfam song.
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.General Crozier: What's the wagon for?^ General Crozier : What's the wagon for?
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.Senator Stampingston: MASSIVE stroke.^ Senator Stampingston: MASSIVE stroke.
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.General Crozier: I see...^ General Crozier: I see...
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.Senator Stampingston: And last but not least, from abandoned village near Lillehammer, Norway, Anja and the Reverend Aslaug Wartooth.^ Senator Stampingston: And last but not least, from abandoned village near Lillehammer, Norway, Anja and the Reverend Aslaug Wartooth.
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^ Senator Stampingston : Toki Wartooth is becoming alarmingly popular with children.
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.Skwisgaar: I just want to climbs into a hole and not deals, you know?^ Skwisgaar: I just want to climbs into a hole and not deals, you know?
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Yeah, you know what?
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^ Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!
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Right, Toki?
[Toki does not respond; he is in a frozen, catatonic state.]
Skwisgaar: What, you're not talking to me?
Nathan: I'll never not be embarrassed by my parents.
William: It's repugnant. .I'd rather be sanded faceless than grow old and...^ I'd rather be sanded faceless than grow old and...
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repugnant like that.
.Pickles the Drummer: I know!^ Pickles the Drummer : Dude, right, so you could make fun of me, I know.
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^ Pickles the Drummer: I know!
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.I think we all wish those guys were dead.^ I think we all wish those guys were dead.
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^ I mean just thinking of those us as dead, I mean I'm going to cry I might seriously cry about that.
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.Maybe we can just take them out to dinner and get them off our back.^ Pickles: Just back off, alright?
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^ Maybe we can just take them out to dinner and get them off our back.
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^ Murderface] Skwisgaar: Uhh, maybe this ams a stupid question, buts, why don'ts we just pours bleach into our cups of...urines?
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.Nathan: Eh, you're right.^ Nathan: You're right!
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^ Pickles: Yeah, you're right.
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^ Nathan: Eh, you're right.
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[he turns to their families standing right next to him] So what do you feel like eating?

Rose Explosion: You remember Mrs. Miller, don't you?
.Nathan: [hands clamped over his ears] No.^ Nathan: [hands clamped over his ears] No.
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Rose Explosion: Well, they had to cut her legs off. .Poor thing, there was an ice-storm and the power went out in her house and she woke up with her feet frozen.^ Poor thing, there was an ice-storm and the power went out in her house and she woke up with her feet frozen.
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.Nathan: God, Mom, that's brutal.^ Nathan: God, Mom, that's brutal.
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.Rose Explosion: Her feet were black, like...^ Rose Explosion: Her feet were black, like...
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uh, a black person's feet. .Not that I have anything against black people, but this, this was frostbite.^ Not that I have anything against black people, but this, this was frostbite.
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And besides, black people's feet are pink on the bottom.

.Stella Murderface: I learned they have these wheelchairs now with computers in them that you can control by blinking, your eyes - and with all your money, William, your grandfather has to sit there in a wagon like a dead cat.^ You go on now Murderface!
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^ [William Murderface has bought his grandfather a modern wheelchair that is controlled by blinking.
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^ Murderface: It’s like an eclipse or something, it’s just, you gotta be there.
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William: Oh! I guess I'll just run out and buy one - hey, anyone else want one? Electric wheelchairs! I'll buy a million of them -
[Stella Murderface hits William on the head with a spoon for being sarcastic.]
William: Ow! Don't hit people on the head with a spoon!

.Seth: So I took a music management course at a Wisconsin state prison, ya' know, can you believe that crap?^ Seth: So I took a music management course at a Wisconsin state prison, ya' know, can you believe that crap?
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^ Ofdensen: You know, Toki's kind of in a fragile state of mind right now.
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^ Pickles: Oh come on, screw that Internet crap, I mean come on, what is the Internet, you know?
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Molly: He's a manager! .[tense music starts] He's gonna make an office above the garage!^ He's gonna make an office above the garage!
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.Seth: Hell yeah!^ Seth: Hell yeah!
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.I manage like five bands in D block.^ I manage like five bands in D block.
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You know? For good! .You ever heard of the Twixies?^ You ever heard of the Twixies?
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It hasn't gotten out yet, but you know, I record some stuff, then hit the phones, I'm so good! .It blew my mind!^ It blew my mind!
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.[tense music gets louder] I just wanted to talk to you, dude...^ Charles : You wanted to, talk to me ?
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^ I just wanted to talk to you, dude...
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^ [Pickles putts the golf ball] Pickles: [tense music stops] Why don't we talk about this cool stuff when I come over and visit next weekend?
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we should start a frickin' label! Can you imagine that? You know? Brothers in business? .I would be in charge of numbers.^ I would be in charge of numbers.
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.You just play the music, play those rat-a-tat-tat, play those drums.^ Just like you play that guitar.
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^ You just play the music, play those rat-a-tat-tat, play those drums.
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^ Nathan Explosion] What kind of music do you play?
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.And I want to do it plenty, and big fans and labels.^ And I want to do it plenty, and big fans and labels.
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[tense music stops suddenly]
.William: Awwm lemme outta here, I gotta pee-pee!^ William: Awwm lemme outta here, I gotta pee-pee!
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Nathan: Yeah me too!
.Skwisgaar: Yeah that's for sure!^ Skwisgaar: Yeah that's for sure!
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Toki: [catatonically silent]

.Pickles: [enters restroom] I AM GONNA LOSE MY MIND! MY PARENTS JUST BRAG AND BRAG ABOUT MY BROTHER! [mocking high-pitched voice] "Oh, he's in a room above the garage!"^ Pickles: [enters restroom] I AM GONNA LOSE MY MIND! MY PARENTS JUST BRAG AND BRAG ABOUT MY BROTHER! [mocking high-pitched voice] "Oh, he's in a room above the garage!"
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^ I just used my underpants as a restroom.
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^ Pickles Character: [in a very high voice; sounds like he is either drunk or high] I'm torn between my evil desires and the quest for justice in earth - Nathan's Character: ...Take this, and multiply by the volume of the water in the ocean, 'cause it's blood, a blood ocean, and the water...
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.[normal voice] BIG DEAL, HE'S AN EX-CON! [breathes from an inhaler, pants for breath] I haven't used one of these things in like 15 years.^ BIG DEAL, HE'S AN EX-CON! [breathes from an inhaler, pants for breath] I haven't used one of these things in like 15 years.
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^ William: [contemptuously] HEY HEY! Why don't you just uhhh, why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one.
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^ What if we just ate like one really big meal.
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Nathan: [enters restroom, slamming the door open] WHAT THE FUCK?!
Skwisgaar: This whole thing gives me a case of my stomachs throw-up!
.William: Don't worry about it, your mom seems cool!^ Toki: Don't worrys about it.
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^ William: Don't worry about it, your mom seems cool!
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^ [Pickles putts the golf ball] Pickles: [tense music stops] Why don't we talk about this cool stuff when I come over and visit next weekend?
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.Skwisgaar: She was the most prosqueeminous women in Swedens, haves sex with everybody!^ Skwisgaar: She was the most prosqueeminous women in Swedens, haves sex with everybody!
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Pffft! Thanks mom!
.Nathan: The fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive.^ Nathan: The fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive.
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ I don't want my parents doing a fucking metal album!
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.William: My grandma has an odor that's so very wrong and she wants me to buy that bastard a wheel chair.^ William: My grandma has an odor that's so very wrong and she wants me to buy that bastard a wheel chair.
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^ We'll buy that bastard a wheel chair, take them to miniature golf or whatever the fuck people do.
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SHE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT!
.Pickles: Why do we make it so hard on ourselves?^ SHE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT! Pickles: Why do we make it so hard on ourselves?
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.We'll just solve it like any other problem!^ We'll just solve it like any other problem!
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William: Of course! We have them put to sleep!
.Pickles: No, we'll lie!^ Pickles: No, we'll lie!
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^ Pickles: No it'll be perfect!
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.We'll lie through our teeth and throw money at them!^ We'll lie through our teeth and throw money at them!
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.We'll buy that bastard a wheel chair, take them to miniature golf or whatever the fuck people do.^ We'll buy that bastard a wheel chair, take them to miniature golf or whatever the fuck people do.
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^ William: My grandma has an odor that's so very wrong and she wants me to buy that bastard a wheel chair.
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.We'll pretend we're interested in what they're askin', and when that weekend's over, we'll ship them outta here, never to be seen again.^ We'll pretend we're interested in what they're askin', and when that weekend's over, we'll ship them outta here, never to be seen again.
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^ Get outta here you're done!
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^ Nathan: Toki, get outta here, you're not in the PR club.
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Deal?
William: Okay.

[William Murderface has bought his grandfather a modern wheelchair that is controlled by blinking.]
.Stella Murderface: Oh William, you're going to go to heaven for this!^ You go on now Murderface!
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^ You're right, oh god you're right!
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^ Oh wait, you're right.
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.William Murderface: I’d rather die than go to heaven.^ William Murderface: I’d rather die than go to heaven.
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^ Stella Murderface: Oh William, you're going to go to heaven for this!
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^ And the curious and rather off-beat grandparents who raised William after the tragic murder-suicide of his parents: Stella and Thunderbolt Murderface.
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[Thunderbolt's first action in the chair is to drive it backwards through a plate glass window in an attempt to kill himself]

.Seth: All I'm sayin' is that I did most of the numbers right?^ So I did most of the work right?
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^ Seth: All I'm sayin' is that I did most of the numbers right?
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.[tense music starts] So I did most of the work right?^ So I did most of the work right?
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^ Seth: All I'm sayin' is that I did most of the numbers right?
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.So all I need, is percentage.^ So all I need, is percentage.
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.What I need to get started, get the labeling, you know.^ What I need to get started, get the labeling, you know.
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^ You know I'm gonna start dating again, and I just thought...welll I'd like you to try your best not to fuck that up for me.
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^ Murderface and Nathan start chuckling] Murderface: You know, usually ...
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Phones. Chicks to answer the phones, desks, all that stuff. [tense music gets louder] Just need a couple bucks. .You just sign a check, [holds up a check] see?^ You just sign a check, [holds up a check] see?
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^ Right there, you just sign.
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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.I already wrote a check.^ I already wrote a check.
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.Right there, you just sign.^ Right there, you just sign.
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^ You just stand there!
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^ You just sign a check, [holds up a check] see?
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Alright. .I know what your PIN number is.^ I know what your PIN number is.
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That's not a threat. .So just - I'm the real deal, okay.^ So just - I'm the real deal, okay.
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.I'm no one of those frickin' assholes you meet sometimes.^ I'm no one of those frickin' assholes you meet sometimes.
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^ A double listens to you when no one in this crazy world will.
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^ Makes sure no one sees you taking him out of here.
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[Pickles putts the golf ball]
.Pickles: [tense music stops] Why don't we talk about this cool stuff when I come over and visit next weekend?^ [Pickles putts the golf ball] Pickles: [tense music stops] Why don't we talk about this cool stuff when I come over and visit next weekend?
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^ Pickles: (Mouthful) What are you talking about?
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^ William: Don't worry about it, your mom seems cool!
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.Seth: I'll remember that.^ Seth: I'll remember that.
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.You just tell me, where and when.^ You just tell me, where and when.
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^ Numbers", uh, sometimes you gotta just do something because your heart tells ya it's the right thing to do...
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^ Nathan: I just wanna tell you something...
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.Send me a plane ticket, send me an e ticket.^ Send me a plane ticket, send me an e ticket.
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[William Murderface begins choking his grandmother for chewing loudly, and Nathan and Pickles pull him off.]
William: Sorry! Sorry! I just... It's my fault! .I can't stand to see her chew, I just locked in on it!^ I can't stand to see her chew, I just locked in on it!
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^ Nathan: When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there, PICK IT UUUUUP! Pickles: Yeah!
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My fault! Sorry!

.Pickles: TIME TO GO! Time to go!^ Pickles: TIME TO GO! Time to go!
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.Everyone get packed up...^ Everyone get packed up...
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where's the folks? He - heyyyyy -
Skwisgaar: Ugh. .Can't comes even faster.^ Can't comes even faster.
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.This sour stomach ever since my mom's been here?^ This sour stomach ever since my mom's been here?
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.Nathan: Toki hasn't said one word!^ Nathan: Toki hasn't said one word!
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^ Nathan: You may recognize this one, though it hasn't been sung for a few thousand years.
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Toki: [still catatonically silent]
William: Maybe they died in their sleep.
Seth: [approaches Dethklok members] Alright dudes, may I have a word with you?
.Pickles: Oh, not now bro, we gotta see everybody off for now, for good, to the airport!^ Pickles: Oh, not now bro, we gotta see everybody off for now, for good, to the airport!
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^ Pickles: Oh god, now I can see your ass!
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^ Pickles: Oh oh, we gotta get some bait!
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Guhhh... where are they?
Seth: Okay, here's the deal. Everyone's in the studio right? .We're gonna have a lil' pow-wow.^ We're gonna have a lil' pow-wow.
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Nathan: The studio?
[In the studio]
.Seth: We are going to do a Dethklok family Death metal album!^ Seth: We are going to do a Dethklok family Death metal album!
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There it is, I said it. Okay? .And I got it all figured out.^ And I got it all figured out.
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Everybody's on board. .Now we can all enjoy the fruits of our talents!^ Now we can all enjoy the fruits of our talents!
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After all, [to Pickles] hey, you're my little brother. .I friggin' love you.^ I friggin' love you.
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But you got all your ideas about music from me first! .[tense music starts] The idea to become a rock n' roll star, that was mine.^ The idea to become a rock n' roll star, that was mine.
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^ Clerk: And you're gonna be a big Rock 'N Roll star huh?
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.So face it; you owe me!^ So face it; you owe me!
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.[Pickles starts to choke him, causing him to stutter] You'll be making a percentage!^ [Pickles starts to choke him, causing him to stutter] You'll be making a percentage!
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^ Can you get us back stage, we'll make it worth your while.
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^ Pickles: Did you hear him, talkin’ about Dethklok business endeavors— Nathan: I know, Pickles, I know, look; we can’t leave.
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.Pickles: For once it is not about the money!^ Pickles: For once it is not about the money!
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.I don't want my parents doing a fucking metal album!^ I don't want my parents doing a fucking metal album!
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ Nathan: The fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive.
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.Seth: [still being choked] I can't take this away from them!^ Seth: [still being choked] I can't take this away from them!
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We're family!
.Pickles: The hell you talkin' about?!^ Pickles: What are you talkin' about?
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^ What do you thinks about that, Pickle?
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^ Pickles: (Mouthful) What are you talking about?
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.Nathan: We are the most brutal band in the world!^ Nathan: Most brutal album, huh?
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^ Nathan: It's the most brutal thing ever.
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^ Nathan: We are the most brutal band in the world!
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What do any of you know about being brutal?
William: Yeah!
Seth: Help me!
.Skwisgaar: Now you guys better check out or you'll has each other's lunch for dinners!^ Skwisgaar, how do you guys vote?
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^ I'll kick you out!
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^ Skwisgaar: Now you guys better check out or you'll has each other's lunch for dinners!
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[Stella sprays Pickles with pepper spray.]
Pickles: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
.Stella Murderface: Oh, you gutless pieces of living garbage!^ Pickles: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Stella Murderface: Oh, you gutless pieces of living garbage!
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^ Murderface: Oh thanks, thank you.
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^ NOOOOTHING! Murderface: Oh, you suck!
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.You think you know what it's like to be brutal?^ You think you know what it's like to be brutal?
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^ What do any of you know about being brutal?
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^ I think you know it.
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[sprays William with pepper spray]
William: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Stella Murderface: Can you imagine cleaning the feculent crud off this moron's diapers every morning? [sprays William again]
William: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
.Stella Murderface: Let me tell you billionaire lowlives something, there's nothing, NOTHING, in this world more brutal and grotesque than raising children!^ Murderface: There you are, you scumbag!
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^ Pickles: There's nothing you can do?
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^ Murderface: It’s like an eclipse or something, it’s just, you gotta be there.
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.Rose Explosion: You ruined my vagina!^ Rose Explosion: You ruined my vagina!
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^ Rose Explosion: You remember Mrs. Miller, don't you?
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^ Nathan Explosion: That's my bread and butter you're fucking with!
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.Servetta Skwigelf: I could never lose the weight after you were born!^ Servetta Skwigelf: I could never lose the weight after you were born!
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^ Nathan: Wow...I never actually knew that a cock-block could save your life...thank you Murderface.
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.And look at the veins in my bosom, they're like a roadmap of Stockholm!^ And look at the veins in my bosom, they're like a roadmap of Stockholm!
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^ Manager: BECAUSE, Pickles, they no longer look like you, that was the point.
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^ Now you're making me look like an asshole!
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.Oscar Explosion: I used to be happy...^ Oscar Explosion: I used to be happy...
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until you! .When I started spending all my time with HER, and I spent all my beer money on little kid's clothes!^ When I started spending all my time with HER, and I spent all my beer money on little kid's clothes!
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^ I guess it all started a long time ago, far away from here...
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^ Hamburger Time, uh, maybe it would help a little bit if you guys all went to the doctor.
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That's brutal!

[Thunderbolt Murderface, William's grandfather, does the only real vocals in the Dethfam song.]
.Thunderbolt Murderface: [robotic voice] My body is a lifeless shell.^ Thunderbolt Murderface: [robotic voice] My body is a lifeless shell.
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Please, please, kill me. Please kill me. .I have not had an erection for 30 years.^ I have not had an erection for 30 years.
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.I just used my underpants as a restroom.^ I just used my underpants as a restroom.
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^ Lord, I think he just used the restroom in his shorts.
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Please kill me. Dear God, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.

Performanceklok (1.07)

.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [contemplatively] It appears the yard wolves has grown up.^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [contemplatively] It appears the yard wolves has grown up.
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^ I'm still- [the yard wolves appear] AUUGGGHH ...
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Are we finally finished with thes colds dead winters?

.Skwisgaar: You slapped at my face.^ Skwisgaar: You slapped at my face.
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^ Skwisgaar: I'm just sayings I can hears you guitars ringing out in my monitor mix, yous are half-assing!
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^ Skwisgaar: Can you believe, right off the top of my head, just making up like thats?
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Dr. Twinkletits: No, I didn't!

Nathan Explosion: You should know that we don't really let anybody in here.
Dr. Jonathan Twinkletits: Relax, Tonto, don't get all neurotic on me, jeez. .I'm just going to observe you all.^ I'm just going to observe you all.
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^ Pickles: Okay, I know you're all sober now, and I can totally respect that, so I'm going to resist the urge to do drugs and drink around you.
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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.Now I want you all to be yourselves.^ Now I want you all to be yourselves.
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^ I have all the times in the worlds for you now!
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^ And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces, when I gets you great presents!
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Act like I'm not here, go!
.Pickles the Drummer: Don't worry, I've been tryin' to do that since yeh got here.^ Pickles the Drummer : Don't worry, I've been tryin' to do that since yeh got here.
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^ Pickles: Don't worry, it's an animal tranquilizer gun, you know, left over from the CD release party.
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Awwwh, c'mon, Toki, you don't mean that - Toki: Yes I dos!
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Dr. Twinkletits: Well then it shouldn't be a problem then, should it, SMARTASS?!
.Pickles: Dude, no hitting.^ Pickles: Dude, no hitting.
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^ Pickles: Oh wait, no dude, it's just an optical illusion.
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[The band are in the recording studio, recording Toki's part.]
Nathan: Do it again, Toki. Take 164.
Skwisgaar: Just... let me record it. .Each take gets worse!^ Each take gets worse!
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.He's slowly learning how to unplay the guitar.^ He's slowly learning how to unplay the guitar.
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.Toki Wartooth: I can hear that.^ Toki Wartooth : I can hear that.
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The talkback mike is on.
Skwisgaar: Pickle, please let me know when the talkback mike is on so that Mr. Sensitives don'ts goes to crysbabies house for vacation?
.Toki: I can stills hear you.^ Toki: I can stills hear you.
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^ Toki, Skwisgaar, you guys did some online food research, lets hear it!
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.Skwisgaar: So, what do you want?^ Skwisgaar: Start thinking about what you want, because honestly, I'm starting to get hungry - Toki: [liquid oxygen is almost to his chest] Anything!
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^ Skwisgaar : Ands listens you's the bests butler we's ever had so we no wants yous to quit.
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^ Skwisgaar: Oh Toki, its adorables, you really wants to takes more solos, but I am the lead guitarist, you know, why?
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.A be-able-to-hear-things award?!^ A be-able-to-hear-things award?!
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.Toki: Eh, not really.^ Toki: Eh, not really.
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.Doesn't sound like a greats award, to be honest.^ Doesn't sound like a greats award, to be honest.
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.Skwisgaar: This idea is dildos.^ Skwisgaar: This idea is dildos.
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Television Narrator: ... with considerable pressure, the hard and marble-like lens can jettison back into their own eyes, blinding them.
Nathan: Huh...I didn't know that.
William Murderface: I did. [sticks food into his mouth with his knife; Twinkletits enters the room]
Twinkletits: Band meetin' everyone, BAND MEETIN'!
.Pickles: Dude, you may be a therapist, but you can't call a band meeting!^ Pickles: Dude, you may be a therapist, but you can't call a band meeting!
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^ Just give me a call back whenever you can, but then again you probably can't BECAUSE I KILLED YOU. [Toki witnesses the scene, horrified, and calls a band meeting in the bathroom, locking the door behind them.
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Dude, I thought you hated wearing a watch?
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Twinkletits: Yes I can! .For the purpose of these exercises, I am a band member!^ For the purpose of these exercises, I am a band member!
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.To reward Toki for great work today, I should like to give him something that the rest of you may one day earn.^ To reward Toki for great work today, I should like to give him something that the rest of you may one day earn.
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^ Toki: You not a great teacher, Skwisgaar.
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^ Toki: You're not a great speller!
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[He unlocks a locked box on his belt and holds a banana sticker with a pair of tweezers.]
Twinkletits: [whispers] The banana sticker! [heavenly chorus sounds]
.Murderface: How come he gets a banana sticker?^ Murderface: How come he gets a banana sticker?
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^ [Murderface slides a trunk over, and Nathan kicks it open, revealing that it's full of banana stickers.
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^ Skwisgar: How comes theys gets to have grapesdrink?
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Don't I get one?
.Twinkletits: No, Murderface, you do not get a banana sticker, not until you have proven yourself!^ Twinkletits: No, Murderface, you do not get a banana sticker, not until you have proven yourself!
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^ Twinkletits: Don'ts you wants a banana sticker?
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^ If we fire Twinkletits, then we ain't gonna see no more banana stickers.
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.Until then, these banana stickers shall remain locked in here.^ Until then, these banana stickers shall remain locked in here.
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^ Twinkletits: No, Murderface, you do not get a banana sticker, not until you have proven yourself!
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^ [He unlocks a locked box on his belt and holds a banana sticker with a pair of tweezers.
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[Murderface throws a tantrum, yells and smashes his bass guitar on the floor.]

Twinkletits: What happened back there?
.Murderface: I don't care.^ Murderface: Hey, I don't care how wrong it is.
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^ Murderface: I don't care.
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.Twinkletits: Hey, I've got an idea.^ Twinkletits: Hey, I've got an idea.
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[Removes glasses.] Let's rock talk!
Murderface: No!
.Twinkletits: C'mon, don't you wanna get in touch with you know, your - your inner dude?^ You know, your leeches?
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^ Twinkletits: C'mon, don't you wanna get in touch with you know, your - your inner dude?
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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.Murderface: No thanks, I hate that guy.^ Murderface: No thanks, I hate that guy.
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.Twinkletits: Now we're getting somewhere!^ Twinkletits: Now we're getting somewhere!
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^ Lorkey: Yeah, now you're getting it.
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.Let's rock talk about that!^ Let's rock talk!
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^ Let's rock talk about that!
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^ Ofdensen: Well, let's talk about the big show.
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Murderface: I don't wanna.
Twinkletits: Hmm. .What a shame, you know.^ What a shame, you know.
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Guess I'll just have to, you know, hold onto all these banana stickers, I got like a million -
.Murderface: [eyes widen] Okay, I'll rock talk.^ Guess I'll just have to, you know, hold onto all these banana stickers, I got like a million - Murderface: [eyes widen] Okay, I'll rock talk.
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^ Murderface: Yeah, that was good rock talk.
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Twinkletits: Good. .I want you to tell me about young Murderface.^ I want you to tell me about young Murderface.
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^ Tell Murderface what you just told me about that guy.
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^ Skwisgaar: Start thinking about what you want, because honestly, I'm starting to get hungry - Toki: [liquid oxygen is almost to his chest] Anything!
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.Tell me a nice story about when Murderface was just a little tiny boy.^ Murderface: Just have a little drink!
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^ Tell Murderface what you just told me about that guy.
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^ Tell me a nice story about when Murderface was just a little tiny boy.
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Murderface: Well, okay, here goes.
[The scene shows baby Murderface sitting in his high chair, baby music plays until it changes to horror music as his father crosses the screen holding a chainsaw. A woman screams, and the sound of a chainsaw is heard.]
.William's Father: How could I ever marry you?!^ William: You notice how I'm not mad.
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^ William's Father: How could I ever marry you?!
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^ Murderface : How could you say something like that?
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I kill you! Here goes!
[His father crosses the screen, covered in blood.]
.William's Father: And now I kill myself!^ William's Father: And now I kill myself!
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^ William Murderface : Well, maybe it'd be better if I just killed myself, huh?
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.First my left leg!^ First my left leg!
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Good! [voice gets more anguished] Now the right! [voice gets even more anguished and lower] Now the arm! [voice gets lower and more halting] NOW MY FAAAACE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Back in the present, William wets his pants, and Twinkletits gives him a banana sticker.]
.Murderface: Yeah, that was good rock talk.^ Murderface: Yeah, that was good rock talk.
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.Twinkletits: Hey, ah, this is John Twinkletits, ah.^ Twinkletits : Hey, ah, this is John Twinkletits, ah.
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Remember me? I was in the Amazlingtons with you. Just want to let you that I'm in another band and we're called Dethklok. .No big whoop.^ No big whoop.
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.No big whoop.^ No big whoop.
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Just give me a call back whenever you can, but then again you probably can't BECAUSE I KILLED YOU.
[Toki witnesses the scene, horrified, and calls a band meeting in the bathroom, locking the door behind them.]
.Toki: I'm telling you he's crazy.^ Toki : I'm telling you he's crazy.
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.Murderface: How could you say something like that?^ Murderface : How could you say something like that?
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^ Murderface: You could be in charge of old ...
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^ Knubbler: How do you like that?
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He's a genius.
.Nathan: Alright, this is getting completely out of control.^ Nathan: Alright, this is getting completely out of control.
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.Twinkletits thinks he's in our band.^ Twinkletits thinks he's in our band.
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.I think we gotta fire 'em.^ I think we gotta fire 'em.
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Toki: Wait, we can do that?
Nathan: Yeah. I just found out we can fire anybody we employ.
.Skiwsgaar: Can we's fires ourselves?^ Skiwsgaar: Can we's fires ourselves?
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Nathan: Yeah, no, I... I found that out too.
.Pickles: Can we give ourselves a raise?^ Pickles: Can we give ourselves a raise?
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^ Pickles: Oh, dude, then I, you know I give myself a raise right now.
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Nathan: Yeah, I mean I think so. .Don't quote me on that, but I think we can.^ Don't quote me on that, but I think we can.
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.Pickles: Oh, dude, then I, you know I give myself a raise right now.^ Pickles the Drummer : Oh, right.
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^ Pickles: You know what?
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Dude, right, so you could make fun of me, I know.
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.Skiwsgaar: Ja, I give me a raise too.^ Skiwsgaar: Ja, I give me a raise too.
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.Toki: I give myself a solid gold telephone.^ Toki: I give myself a solid gold telephone.
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.Murderface: I give myself a bunch of boats.^ Murderface: I give myself a bunch of boats.
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Wit' a bunch of... .Vietnamese people on 'em...^ Vietnamese people on 'em...
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on fire.
Pickles: Dudes. .I just thought about something.^ I just thought about something.
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If we fire Twinkletits, then we ain't gonna see no more banana stickers.

Nathan: Hey! .We been thinkin', not very hard, but...^ We been thinkin', not very hard, but...
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.You're fired!^ You're fired!
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^ YOU'RE ALL FIRED, you buncha stupid pussies!
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^ Nathan: [seeing the "special leather" room] OH WHAT A HORRIBLE--Oh, you're fired, by the way.
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Yeah. We hate you.
Twinkletits: I'm sorry, what?
.Murderface: Hey it's not that bad.^ Nathan: Hey...our show's gonna be bad..because I have a cold...so does Skwisgaar, Murderface, Pickles and....
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^ Murderface: Hey it's not that bad.
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.You know I pride myself on being able to pit people against each other, but you're amazing, you're a real dick.^ What do any of you know about being brutal?
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^ You're amazing!
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^ You know I pride myself on being able to pit people against each other, but you're amazing, you're a real dick.
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.And I appreciate that, but we never want to see you again, you ugly idiot dick!^ And I appreciate that, but we never want to see you again, you ugly idiot dick!
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^ And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces, when I gets you great presents!
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Twinkletits: Hold on for a second, I am your therapist.
.Skiwsgaar: I ain't no therapist, but I hate your mustache.^ Skiwsgaar: I ain't no therapist, but I hate your mustache.
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^ Rockso; I hate you, and I think you should die, you are an idiot and I hate your voice, there's no room on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you, go die."
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.Twinkletits: Don'ts you wants a banana sticker?^ Twinkletits: Don'ts you wants a banana sticker?
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^ But you don’ts lets me, YOU DON’TS LETS ME!!
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^ Damns you stupid, slow, stubby fingers, don'ts looks at me!
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.Nathan: We won't be needing your banana stickers.^ Nathan: We won't be needing your banana stickers.
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^ [Murderface slides a trunk over, and Nathan kicks it open, revealing that it's full of banana stickers.
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[Murderface slides a trunk over, and .Nathan kicks it open, revealing that it's full of banana stickers.^ [Murderface slides a trunk over, and Nathan kicks it open, revealing that it's full of banana stickers.
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^ Nathan: We won't be needing your banana stickers.
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Heavenly music sounds.]
.Nathan: We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so...^ Nathan : But you know what helps?
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^ Nathan: You know it!
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^ Nathan: We just, you know, umm, we care about you.
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Twinkletits: You sons of bitches! HOW DARE YOU! I AM the band! .You can't kick me out!^ I'll kick you out!
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^ You can't kick me out!
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.I'll kick you out!^ I'll kick you out!
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^ You can't kick me out!
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^ Either you work this out with Skwisgaar, or you’ll have a bigger decision to make.
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.YOU'RE ALL FIRED, you buncha stupid pussies!^ You're fired!
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^ YOU'RE ALL FIRED, you buncha stupid pussies!
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^ You're gonna die, all of you, dead.
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I'LL KILL YOU! [slips on a banana sticker and flies out the window] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [he falls several stories and lands on the ground] I'm still alive! I'm still- [the yard wolves appear] AUUGGGHH ...

Toki: Look. .The wol-e-ves eat him.^ The wol-e-ves eat him.
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.Skwisgaar: Yes, Toki, and his body will nourish the wolves.^ Skwisgaar: Yes, Toki, and his body will nourish the wolves.
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^ Skwisgaar: Yes Toki.
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Toki: I believe the cycle of learning is complete.
Skwisgaar: Indeeds. .Alls of us should learns a lesson.^ Alls of us should learns a lesson.
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Pickles: Yeah. And what lesson might that be?
Skwisgaar: I haves no idea. .But it's pretty metal that he's being eaten, look at that right there.^ But it's pretty metal that he's being eaten, look at that right there.
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.Nathan: [videotaping Twinkletits getting eaten by the wolves] I loved him.^ Nathan: [videotaping Twinkletits getting eaten by the wolves] I loved him.
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^ Nathan: He’s getting’ away again, get him!
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I ... can say that now.
.William: Now that he's dead, it's much easier to say emotional things about him.^ William: Now that he's dead, it's much easier to say emotional things about him.
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^ NOW MY FAAAACE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! [Back in the present, William wets his pants, and Twinkletits gives him a banana sticker.
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^ The one good thing about Jean-Pierre being dead is maybe I won't eat so much, and lose these flabby Deth-handles.
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.Pickles: Guys, maybe this is weird to say, but am I the only one who is being made to feel hungry by watching this?^ Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
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^ Pickles: Guys, maybe this is weird to say, but am I the only one who is being made to feel hungry by watching this?
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^ Skwisgaar: Well, you ams the ones who walks around saying they're, I don't know, poisonous serpents with tits.
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.Nathan: [pause] Let's eat!^ Nathan: [pause] Let's eat!
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^ Nathan: GOD I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY HUNGRY! Murderface: LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT! Nathan: I'LL GET A PEPPERONI PIZZA! Murderface: EXTRA CHEESE! .
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[All band members eyes glow red.]

Snakes n' Barrels (1.08)

[A documentary about the band Snakes 'N' Barrels is airing.]
.Narrator: [reading a letter by Pickles] Antonio shot heroin into his balls again this morning.^ Narrator: [reading a letter by Pickles] Antonio shot heroin into his balls again this morning.
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.He says this time, it was an accident.^ He says this time, it was an accident.
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.I'm sure we'll have the usual difficulties on stage tonight.^ I'm sure we'll have the usual difficulties on stage tonight.
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.I know I sound like a broken record, but I need heavier music.^ I know I sound like a broken record, but I need heavier music.
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Nathan Explosion: Hey! We were watching that.
.Pickles the Drummer: Dude, right, so you could make fun of me, I know.^ Pickles the Drummer : How can you be stupid?
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Oh, right.
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Dude, I thought you hated wearing a watch?
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf: No way, to compliments you, you were such a beautifuls lady back then. Maybe, yous all favor us with a few make-ups tips.
[The four band members laugh at him.]
.Pickles the Drummer: Eh hahaha.^ Pickles the Drummer : Eh hahaha.
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That's really funny.
William Murderface: It's exciting! Turn it back on! .I wanna see what happens!^ I wanna see what happens!
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.Pickles: What do you mean?^ Pickles : What do you mean?
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^ Pickles: What do you mean, yeah so?
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^ Pickles: What do you mean?
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I'm here! That's what happened! That's the end of the story.
William: Well it's boring when you say it.
Pickles: I know.
.Toki Wartooth: Pickle?^ Toki Wartooth : Pickle?
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^ Toki Wartooth: [holding a black and white photo of Charles Ofdensen] I misses him Pickle...
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[sigh] this Snakes 'N' Barrel, it's not my cup of tea. It sucks!
.Pickles: Well, it's not a nice thing to say, Toki.^ Pickles: Well, it's not a nice thing to say, Toki.
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^ Pickles: We all do, Toki, even though we don't say it.
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^ Pickles: Nothing, nothing- [Toki grabs Pickles by the shirt and shakes him] Toki: You listens to me, when I's becomes lead guitarists things whats has gots to change arounds here!
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.Toki: Not my fault it sucks.^ Toki: Not my fault it sucks.
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Charles Ofdensen: Snakes 'N' Barrels' record sales have gone through the roof since the documentary began airing, and there's interest of a reunion tour -
Pickles: Okay.

.Murderface: What if Pickles never comes back?^ Murderface: What if Pickles never comes back?
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^ Pickles: [enraged] How come Dethklok never got beer tickets before?!
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Boy, that'd be totally messed up.
Nathan: Oh come on guys, it's not like this is anyones first band. You'll probably all want to go reunite with your old bands at some point.
.Toki: Dethklok is my first band.^ Toki: Dethklok is my first band.
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^ Well, my clients all tried to breathe water and nearly died because of this "Underwater Album" by your band, Dethklok.
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^ Toki: AWW! YOU CAN'TS DO THAT! YOU NEEDS TO PRESENT IT TO THE BAND CONGRESS FIRST TO GETS THE TWO-THIRDS VOTE! Skwisgaar: I wills begins the paper work!
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Nathan: Oh. Well, one day, you'll want to reunite with us.
Toki: Why? We already together.
.Nathan: Just 'cause we're not broken up doesn't mean we can't reunite.^ Nathan: Just 'cause we're not broken up doesn't mean we can't reunite.
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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Skwisgaar: Actuallys, I thinks that's exactlys what that means.
Nathan: Seriously?
.Skwisgaar: You can'ts reunite with a bands that has not brokeds up.^ Skwisgaar: You can'ts reunite with a bands that has not brokeds up.
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^ Skwisgaar: IT'S TOO SCARY UPS THERE! Mr. Gojira: How do you expect to drive back-seat-o?!
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^ Skwisgaar: You actuallies been playing ze, almost the bass that can be listens to lately, Murderface, y'know, maybes we even turns it up on the next album.
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They won't let you.
Toki: That sucks. Psch, great.
.Nathan: Wait, could we have a "Not Reunion" tour, where we, you know, just come out and like, you know, do a regular show?^ Nathan: We just, you know, umm, we care about you.
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^ Nathan: You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up?
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^ Nathan: Wait, could we have a "Not Reunion" tour, where we, you know, just come out and like, you know, do a regular show?
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.Skwisgaar: No, I looked into it.^ Skwisgaar: No, I looked into it.
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^ Skwisgaar: [throws a box of tampons into Toki's cart] Haa, hey Toki; look inside of your basket.
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^ Skwisgaar gives no response to Pickles, who pulls himself together and looks at Edgar] .
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.Nathan: Well that's pretty lame.^ Nathan: Well that's pretty lame.
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Skwisgaar: Well, that's showbiz.

.Murderface: Uhhh, I need a backrub.^ Murderface: Uhhh, I need a backrub.
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[dejectedly] I miss Pickles.

.Pickles: Okay, I know you're all sober now, and I can totally respect that, so I'm going to resist the urge to do drugs and drink around you.^ Pickles: Yeah, you're right.
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^ You go on now Murderface!
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^ Pickles: NO! You drink the bleach!
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I will still do them, but I will excuse myself and go to a different room.

Pickles: Stop! Stop! Stop! For the love of god. Sweet lord. .Have you people forgotten how to play?^ Have you people forgotten how to play?
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^ You mean how we're supposed to top an album that made a million people accidentally kill themselves.
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^ Nathan: Wait, then how were - how were you playing that song?
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That sounded awful.
.Sammy "Candynose" Twinskins: No way man, we're better than ever.^ Sammy "Candynose" Twinskins: No way man, we're better than ever.
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^ Nathan: Do you think you're better than me?
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^ And what better way to do that than by joining a tribute band of the greatest band in the world?
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Pickles: Dude. .You're sitting on the outside of the drumkit.^ You're sitting on the outside of the drumkit.
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.Sammy: No I ain't.^ Sammy: No I ain't.
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.Oh wait, you're right.^ Nathan: You're right!
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^ Pickles: Yeah, you're right.
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^ Nathan: Maybe you're right.
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Sorry. .That's why it felt weird.^ That's why it felt weird.
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Pickles: Hey Bullets, what's this thing you're wearing, what is this?
Snizzy "Snazz" Bullets: It's an invention of mine. .It's a strapless guitar that also functions as a girdle.^ It's a strapless guitar that also functions as a girdle.
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.Its called a gu-girdle-itar.^ Its called a gu-girdle-itar.
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^ My gu-girdle-itar is choking my tummy and my guts which is where my brains are.
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[Pickles is tuning his guitar when all other Dethklok members enter his room, drunk.]
Nathan: Hey... good luck on your show tonight.
.Pickles: Oh, hey, thanks.^ Pickles: Oh, hey, thanks.
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^ Pickles: [high pitched] Hey- OH HI, SKWISGAAR! Skwisgaar: [has stopped playing and has been listening to them] So he's getting prettys good, huh?
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.I gotta get ready back here, if you don't mind.^ I gotta get ready back here, if you don't mind.
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^ Skwisgaar: If you don't minds, I maybe wants to bes by myself for a second?
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^ Pickles ready to run away, his father looking at him hatefully] Calvert: Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can!
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.Skwisgaar: Go gets them.^ Skwisgaar: Go gets them.
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.Haves a really great show...^ Haves a really great show...
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do that for me.
Pickles: ...Yeah, I gotta, you know get ready -
William: Just don't forget about us... [raises his beer bottle] He's a good kid!
.Pickles: Ohhh, you're acting weird.^ Pickles: You're like a robot.
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^ Pickles: Yeah, you're right.
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^ Pickles: Ohhh, you're acting weird.
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.Nathan: We just, you know, umm, we care about you.^ What do any of you know about being brutal?
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^ Nathan : But you know what helps?
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^ Nathan: You know it!
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.Skwisgaar: Yeah, if you gets a problems with thats, then, well I guess that's just sad.^ Pickles: Well you did, yeah.
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^ Skwisgaar: Yeah that's good I guess.
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Yeah, you know what?
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.Pickles: Oh God, I'm not leaving Dethklok, I've told you this a billion times, okay?^ You've been warned, Pickles!
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^ You're right, oh god you're right!
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^ GOD! Pickles: Well you do!
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.I'm just doing this for fun!^ I'm just doing this for fun!
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.Nathan: Yeah, well, it's not brutal you know...^ Nathan: Wait, could we have a "Not Reunion" tour, where we, you know, just come out and like, you know, do a regular show?
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ Nathan: Yeah, well, all I can think about is the raffle.
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Snakes 'N' Barrels isn't brutal.
Pickles: I know.
Nathan: Okay.
Pickles: Okay.
.Nathan: Just do a great job!^ Nathan: Just do a great job!
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^ WE JUST SAW YOU ON THE PARADE! IT WAS GREAT! William: I SAID THAT ALREADY! Nathan: Oh yeah!
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.And don't leave us!^ And don't leave us!
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I gotta get going, YOUR MUSIC SUCKS AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! ...I'm having a hard time expressing myself.
.Pickles: Will you guys get the hell out of here?^ Pickles: [pulls out a pistol] Here I got it.
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^ Pickles: The hell you talkin' about?!
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^ Pickles: Will you guys get the hell out of here?
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.I'm supposed to be going over the songs.^ I'm supposed to be going over the songs.
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.Skwisgaar: Oh ja?^ Skwisgaar: Oh ja?
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^ Skwisgaar: Oh ja, in Sweden , underwears is y'know, the kinky stuff, worn as a fetish ja, but you know the exciting sexual stuff?
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.Well then where's your stupid band?^ Well then where's your stupid band?
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^ Well, my clients all tried to breathe water and nearly died because of this "Underwater Album" by your band, Dethklok.
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.Pickles: [gasp] I don't even know where they are!^ Penelope: I don't even know what that means!
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^ Pickles: I don't know, walk to a store.
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^ Pickles: [gasp] I don't even know where they are!
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Dr. Romumilif Chesterfield: And what better way to celebrate the reunion than with a good old fashioned milky way chunk blow, hmmm?

.Pickles: Okay, let's uh...^ Ofdensen: Let's see here, okay, uh...
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^ Pickles: Okay, let's uh...
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kick ass tonight!
.Sammy: Oh wait, I almost forgot, we got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude.^ Sammy: Oh wait, I almost forgot, we got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude.
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^ Pickles: Oh wait, no dude, it's just an optical illusion.
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.Pickles: Oh, come on guys, I don't wanna encourage any kinda dr- okay, I'll do it!^ Pickles: Oh, come on guys, I don't wanna encourage any kinda dr- okay, I'll do it!
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^ Rockso: Oh, you just keep that cabbage coming, daddy-o, and Dr. Rockso's gonna get you what you want, the way you want it.
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^ Pickles : Oh, uhh, it means that they don't believe in, uhh, God.
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.TV Announcer: Apparently, Snakes 'N Barrels were giving psychotropic drugs that have erased their memories, except for Pickles which the drugs had no effect on whatsoever.^ TV Announcer: Apparently, Snakes 'N Barrels were giving psychotropic drugs that have erased their memories, except for Pickles which the drugs had no effect on whatsoever.
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^ Skwisgaar gives no response to Pickles, who pulls himself together and looks at Edgar] .
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^ [Nathan and Pickles give Murderface no attention whatsoever] Oh, fuck.
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Pickles: I grew up smokin' government weed everyday you know, I had kiddie glaucoma, don't ask me! .I'm immune to just about everything.^ I'm immune to just about everything.
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.Nathan: Most brutal album, huh?^ Nathan: Most brutal album, huh?
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^ Nathan: It's the most brutal thing ever.
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^ Nathan: We are the most brutal band in the world!
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Ugh, I hate to say it, they're right! It's an amazing album! Congratulations Pickles. It's so chilling!
Murderface: What a great way to go out too! I only hope we can end that way! Clawing our eyes out, throwing up acid blood!
Toki: I officially take backs whatever I said about Snakes 'N' Barrels. .You're amazing!^ You're amazing!
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^ You know I pride myself on being able to pit people against each other, but you're amazing, you're a real dick.
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.Skwisgaar: This music is likes potato chips.^ Skwisgaar: This music is likes potato chips.
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I can't stops listening to it! Plays it again!
Pickles: Alright.

[The last live recording of .Snakes 'N' Barrels last performance plays.^ [The last live recording of Snakes 'N' Barrels last performance plays.
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Screaming is heard.]
Snizzy: Oh no. .My gu-girdle-itar is choking my tummy and my guts which is where my brains are.^ My gu-girdle-itar is choking my tummy and my guts which is where my brains are.
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^ Its called a gu-girdle-itar.
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.Sammy: There's little civil war soldiers looking for my skin.^ He ate my Civil War shoes!
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^ Sammy: There's little civil war soldiers looking for my skin.
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.Antonio "Tony" DiMarco Thunderbottom: I'm aware of my tongue..^ Antonio "Tony" DiMarco Thunderbottom: I'm aware of my tongue..
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^ Sammy: Oh no, I am also aware of my tongue.
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Snizzy: Get it off me!
.Sammy: Oh no, I am also aware of my tongue.^ Sammy: Oh no, I am also aware of my tongue.
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^ Antonio "Tony" DiMarco Thunderbottom: I'm aware of my tongue..
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.Antonio: [screaming] I believe I'm a chicken.^ Antonio: [screaming] I believe I'm a chicken.
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I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken. I'm a, I'm a chicken. I believe I am a chicken.

Mordland (1.09)

[A dark room is shown, and an alarm clock is beeping relentlessly.]
Pickles the Drummer: Ohh, [beer cans and bottles are heard clattering] I am gonna be well-burned, SHUT UP! Dammit! Dammit Stop! Shut Up! .Shut up you crappy alarm!^ Shut up you crappy alarm!
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^ Pickles: You shut up!
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[alarm stops, Pickles clicks on a lamp to reveal many people in his room]
Fan: OH YEAH PICKLES! PICKLES WAKES UP JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
.Pickles: [shrieking] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?!^ What are you doing here?!
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^ Pickles: Hey, what are you doing?
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^ Pickles clicks on a lamp to reveal many people in his room] Fan: OH YEAH PICKLES! PICKLES WAKES UP JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! Pickles: [shrieking] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?!
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.[fan ignores him and continues yelling] Oh god, I forgot...^ Fan: OH YEAH PICKLE- [Pickles shuts the door] Pickles: GOD! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere!
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^ Oh god, I forgot...
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.I hate fan day!^ I hate fan day!
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TV Newsreader: An official statement from Dethklok calls this "A psychotic day of insane celebration for regular jack-offs.".

Facebones: Remember, our snipers have 50 caliber sniper rifles that can kill you from almost 3 miles away. [shows sniper taking person down from long distance] Yikes!

.Nathan Explosion: Why do I drink so much before stupid fan day?^ Nathan Explosion : Why do I drink so much before stupid fan day?
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^ Nathan: Why do fans, feel that they have to do that?
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^ William Murderface : I believe you drink because it's fan day.
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.William Murderface: I believe you drink because it's fan day.^ William Murderface : I believe you drink because it's fan day.
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^ [William pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet] Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.
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^ William Murderface: Hey mama...Follow me if you want to live.
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Nathan: Ugh. .I don't w - Don't talk to me about that.^ [Pickles putts the golf ball] Pickles: [tense music stops] Why don't we talk about this cool stuff when I come over and visit next weekend?
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^ Murderface: [talking about being governor] We don't fill out paper work, and fill out government forms, and wear suits and ties like...grr, dildos!
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^ I don't w - Don't talk to me about that.
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.Wai - wait, where's Skwisgaar?^ Wai - wait, where's Skwisgaar?
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Toki Wartooth: I don't think he gonna be here for a while, he had a very big night with a very huge fan!
Nathan: Yeah, we were all up late.
.Toki: Not me, I actually got good rest.^ Toki: Not me, I actually got good rest.
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.Pickles: Can you please, just be quiet for a second?^ Pickles: Can you please, just be quiet for a second?
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^ Murderface: That's disappointing, Pickles, that you would just blindly label a person like that.
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^ Pickles: How do you just turn it on like that?
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.Toki: Ahh, what's wrong Pickle?^ Toki: Ahh, what's wrong Pickle?
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.You just need to eat something.^ You just need to eat something.
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^ Numbers", uh, sometimes you gotta just do something because your heart tells ya it's the right thing to do...
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^ Nathan: I just wanna tell you something...
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.Your name is Pickle, maybe you should try pickle herring sandwich [hands him a sandwich] very famous from Oslo!^ Pickles: You name the hurricane, that's your job?
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^ Your name is Pickle, maybe you should try pickle herring sandwich [hands him a sandwich] very famous from Oslo!
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^ To reward Toki for great work today, I should like to give him something that the rest of you may one day earn.
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[Pickles, about to throw up, stands up and runs and opens the door to a bunch of fans.]
Fan: OH YEAH PICKLE- [Pickles shuts the door]
.Pickles: GOD! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere!^ Fan: OH YEAH PICKLE- [Pickles shuts the door] Pickles: GOD! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere!
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^ Pickles : [informing the band] Agnostics honor the possibility of there not being God.
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^ Pickles: There you go, penny-pinchin' again.
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.Can't I just throw up in my own house?!^ Can't I just throw up in my own house?!
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^ Skwisgaar: This whole thing gives me a case of my stomachs throw-up!
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^ Can I please just take a leak before I pull my shorts up?
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Ugh!
.Murderface: OH GOD! Don't, what are you - bulimia?^ Pickles : Oh, uhh, it means that they don't believe in, uhh, God.
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^ Murderface: Oh, yeah, that is-- Nathan: You know, I'd like to hear you try to write one song!
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^ Pickles: Oh, man...MURDERFACE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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.Nathan: Oh, great now you're gonna start a whole chain reaction, puke-a...^ Nathan: You're a robot.
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^ Nathan: You're right!
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^ Toki: You're not a great speller!
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a-thon!
[All four get ready to vomit, then all puke regular vomit, except Nathan who pukes up blood.]
Toki: Aww! Blood puke! .Good song title, someone write that - oh, that's right we already wrote that.^ That's a good song title.
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^ Good song title, someone write that - oh, that's right we already wrote that.
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^ Murderface: Oh, yeah, that is-- Nathan: You know, I'd like to hear you try to write one song!
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.Good song though!^ Good song though!
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.Nathan: [breathing heavily] Ohh, I think I need another liver transplant.^ Nathan: [breathing heavily] Ohh, I think I need another liver transplant.
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.Taped Tour Message: Prepare to see one of the greatest sights you've ever seen, the fastest guitarist alive, in his natural habitat.^ Taped Tour Message: Prepare to see one of the greatest sights you've ever seen, the fastest guitarist alive, in his natural habitat.
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^ Yous is the fastest guitarist alive, dere's no pressure!
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^ Taped Tour Message: In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremendous drinking it takes to entertain all you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.
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[Toki is working on a model when a fan sneezes, and his hand reflexively clenches on the tube of glue he is holding. A glob of glue splats onto his face.]
Toki: Ugh. .Need paper towels.^ Need paper towels.
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[He moves blindly over to the wall for paper towels, but collides into the wall.]
.Toki: Ok, my face is stucks to the wall...^ Toki: Ok, my face is stucks to the wall...
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.Taped Tour Message: In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremendous drinking it takes to entertain all you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.^ Nathan : But I have to say, if the fans are out there after listening...
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^ William Murderface : I believe you drink because it's fan day.
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^ Taped Tour Message: In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremendous drinking it takes to entertain all you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.
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.Doctor: Now, have you eaten anything this morning?^ Doctor: Now, have you eaten anything this morning?
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.Nathan: [heart monitor beeps faster] Nope.^ Nathan: [heart monitor beeps faster] Nope.
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.Doctor: Are you sure?^ Doctor: Are you sure?
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.Nathan: I mean, yea...^ Nathan: I mean, yea...
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I mean, no.
.Doctor: Okay, anesthesia please.^ Doctor: Okay, anesthesia please.
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[Blood seeps out of the oxygen mask and over Nathan's face.]

.Facebones: Hey guys, it's me, Facebones.^ Facebones: Hey guys, it's me, Facebones.
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Now's the time you've all been waiting for. .Your very own exclusive super duper exclusive fan song and one time only song videooooo [holds the last syllable for 16 seconds] ...roll it.^ Your very own exclusive super duper exclusive fan song and one time only song videooooo [holds the last syllable for 16 seconds] ...roll it.
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.Murderface: If they only knew how much we hated them, I mean they just keep crawling back like groveling putrid stupid zombies that just want to eat our brains that is our art.^ Murderface: If they only knew how much we hated them, I mean they just keep crawling back like groveling putrid stupid zombies that just want to eat our brains that is our art.
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^ Murderface: How much did it cost?
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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[The guard brings in the Jomfru brothers.]
.Pickles: Hey, what are you doing?^ Pickles: Hey, what are you doing?
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^ Pickles: Hey, you're not supposed to wear clothes in the hot tub.
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^ After all, [to Pickles] hey, you're my little brother.
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.Guard: He's in a wheelchair my lords, I did not know what to do.^ Guard: He's in a wheelchair my lords, I did not know what to do.
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[Nathan walks over and towers over the Jomfru brothers menacingly.]
.Nathan: Take a walk, before I kill you.^ Nathan: Take a walk, before I kill you.
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^ Nathan: Well wipe your feet before you come in here?
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^ Nathan: No, no, stopping being famou...yeah, you can kill yourself if you want to.
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.Pickles: Oh come on, screw that Internet crap, I mean come on, what is the Internet, you know?^ Pickles : What do you mean?
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^ Oh, you mean a grampa's guitars?
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^ Pickles: What do you mean?
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Seriously... what is the Internet?

.Ofdensen: Your money's waaaay down there.^ Ofdensen: Your money's waaaay down there.
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^ Ofdensen: I'm sure there'll be plenty of snakes down there.
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.Behind that door, 'ya see it?^ Behind that door, 'ya see it?
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Hey, 'ya better hurry up, closing time's in two minutes. I'd serpentine if I were you.

Fat Kid at the Detharmonic (1.10)

[On Krangor Island, known for containing the majority of the world's nuclear waste.]
.Nathan Explosion: We have liberated your island from you, your island that was once a nuclear, nuclear testing facility that has in turn tragically disfigured you all into ugly horrible-looking mutants.^ Nathan: Hey, wait your turn.
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^ Nathan Explosion : We have liberated your island from you, your island that was once a nuclear, nuclear testing facility that has in turn tragically disfigured you all into ugly horrible-looking mutants.
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^ And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces, when I gets you great presents!
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.And we now decree your island the Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties.^ And we now decree your island the Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties.
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^ [After abandoning Fatty Ding-Dong on Krangor Island, now the Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties.
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[pause] Release... the kitties!

Nathan: [playing with a laser pointer] My god, these things are amazing. .Check it out, I'm an eye doctor.^ Check it out, I'm an eye doctor.
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Charles Ofdensen: Can you please give me the laser pointer? .It does not belong to you.^ It does not belong to you.
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.Nathan: Hey, wait your turn.^ Nathan: Hey, wait your turn.
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^ Customer: Hey, wait a minute, aren't you Nathan Explosion?
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^ Nathan: ...in the 7% back-end on your soul, and you in turn will get this $5 gift card for Hot Topic.
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.William Murderface: Hey, point that into my eyes again.^ William Murderface : Hey quick!
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^ William Murderface : Hey, point that into my eyes again.
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^ [William Murderface is in the hospital after colliding into a lamp-post while standing upright on his sidecar on the Murdercycle, skidding on the road with his chin, and having his legs run over by a car.
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.Awww, yeaaah, it's awesome!^ Awww, yeaaah, it's awesome!
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.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Points the laser beams at my too eye.^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Points the laser beams at my too eye.
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^ Jimmy Palomino: It's my pleasure to welcome to the stage Norman Blowup, Pockles the Drummer, Toolkie Wolfpaint, Billy Butterface, and Skwisgaar Skwigelf!
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf: This is my platinum practice chambers.
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Awhhh, cool...

Toki Wartooth: Yeah but checks dis out! I can force all the bloods to my face and gives myself a real cool blowjob!
[He forces blood to his face, and blood starts to come out of Toki's nose.]
.Toki: Dat's what I'm talkin' about!^ Toki: Dat's what I'm talkin' about!
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Skwisgaar: Pfft... you means nosebleed, not blowjob. Idiot.

Ofdensen: I'm sorry, who is that fat kid?
.Nathan: Don't play dumb, you know who that is.^ Nathan : But you know what helps?
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^ Nathan: You know it!
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^ Nathan: Don't play dumb, you know who that is.
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.Ofdensen: I have no idea who that is.^ Ofdensen: I have no idea who that is.
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Who the hell is that?
Pickles: Uh, hello, that's our son.
.Murderface: Yeah, we adopted him, for charity?^ Murderface: Yeah, we adopted him, for charity?
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.Ofdensen: I'm sorry, how is that charity?^ Ofdensen: I'm sorry, how is that charity?
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.Nathan: Then we are his foster fathers.^ Nathan: Then we are his foster fathers.
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What do you mean? That's for charity, right?
.Ofdensen: No Nathan, that's not donating money to organizations.^ Ofdensen: No Nathan, that's not donating money to organizations.
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That's... that doesn't help our tax situation.
Nathan: Seriously?
Ofdensen: Yeah. .Can you give him back?^ Can you give him back?
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^ To reward Toki for great work today, I should like to give him something that the rest of you may one day earn.
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^ A double is like having a child and watching him grow up and feeling that feeling of pride and unyielding trust that no one else can ever give you.
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Nathan: Hey that's a crappy thing to say but no I don't think we can. We tried.
Ofdensen: Well, let's talk about the big show. You guys are performing at the United Celebrities of the World Foundation with the London Philharmonic, kind of a big deal, London Philharmonic, blah blah.

Ofdensen: The donation will go to pharmaceutical research.
.Nathan: What kind of pharmaceutical research?^ Nathan: What kind of pharmaceutical research?
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[still playing with the laser pointer]
.Ofdensen: Well, I'm not sure.^ Ofdensen: Well, I'm not sure.
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It doesn't say.
.Nathan: Have those guys cured anything?^ Nathan: Have those guys cured anything?
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^ Nathan: WHOA! THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING! Ofdensen: Well, uh, he is a band member, so try to, be nice to him.
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Ofdensen: Uhhh... no. .It says here, no, they have not.^ It says here, no, they have not.
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Nathan: Ok. .Shouldn't they have cured at least one disease?^ Shouldn't they have cured at least one disease?
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Ofdensen: Well, it doesn't matter. .All you need to know is that if you want to keep your money, you do this show.^ Now I want you all to be yourselves.
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^ You know, your leeches?
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^ What I need to get started, get the labeling, you know.
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.Pickles the Drummer: See, that makes more sense to us.^ Pickles: It didn't even make sense!
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^ Pickles the Drummer: See, that makes more sense to us.
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^ Nathan: Because it makes us harder to see!
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.Just say that from now on.^ Just say that from now on.
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[Fatty .Ding-Dong, the band's adopted son, pushes Murderface, who crashes into Pickles's drumkit.^ [Fatty Ding-Dong, the band's adopted son, pushes Murderface, who crashes into Pickles's drumkit.
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^ (Murderface walks up to Fatty Ding Dong and has a slap fight with him) They're fucking irreplaceable Civil War shoes!
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^ Gentlemen: [echoing opening theme lines] Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree; Toki Wartooth, not a bumble bee; William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface; Pickles, the drummer - doodily-doo, ding-dong doodily, doodily doo; Nathan Explosion.
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.He swings from the chandelier, charges about the rehearsal area, causing damage and creating havoc, until Nathan grabs him in a chokehold.^ He swings from the chandelier, charges about the rehearsal area, causing damage and creating havoc, until Nathan grabs him in a chokehold.
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^ Nathan: [grabs him] What, you were gonna run away and leave us here?!
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^ Nathan: AHHHHH! [grabs William by the head and shakes him] I DID THIS TO YOU! [lets go] I was driving the Murdercycle.
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Fatty grunts and squeals like a pig.]
Toki: Don't kill him, leave him alone! He's my son!
.Nathan: I'm not, you idiot, I'm...^ Nathan: I'm not, you idiot, I'm...
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^ Nathan: Ohh face, yeah - [places hands in the deep-fryer and splashes hot oil on his face, attempting to wash it] OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Manager: That's the deep-fryer you idiot!
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using... hug therapy on him! .Read somewhere it's supposed to calm him down!^ Read somewhere it's supposed to calm him down!
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.[Nathan Grunts and Fatty stops squirming] Oh...^ [Nathan Grunts and Fatty stops squirming] Oh...
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dear sweet... .Lord, I think he just used the restroom in his shorts.^ I just used my underpants as a restroom.
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^ Lord, I think he just used the restroom in his shorts.
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[drops Fat Kid] I guess he did have to go outside.

Murderface: Aw he ate my fucking shoes little bastard! .He ate my Civil War shoes!^ He ate my Civil War shoes!
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^ Sammy: There's little civil war soldiers looking for my skin.
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^ Murderface: Aw he ate my fucking shoes little bastard!
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.(Murderface walks up to Fatty Ding Dong and has a slap fight with him) They're fucking irreplaceable Civil War shoes!^ He ate my Civil War shoes!
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^ Fatty Ding-Dong has been neutered] .
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^ (Murderface walks up to Fatty Ding Dong and has a slap fight with him) They're fucking irreplaceable Civil War shoes!
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YA FAT SON OF A BITCH!

[after Fatty Ding-Dong has been neutered]
.Nathan: Hey goofball, look who's all neutered!^ Nathan: Hey, where's all the Dethklok albums?
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^ Nathan: Hey goofball, look who's all neutered!
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^ Nathan: [using leeches to create a thin Van Dyck ] Hey, look at me, I'm that guy from, uh, that movie where the guy wore that mask, and, uh, Natalie Portman was in it...
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You are! Yeah you're neutered, huh goofball, yeah! .Who's a neutered guy?^ Who's a neutered guy?
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[Toki and Skwisgaar's turn to feed Fatty Ding-Dong.]
.Toki: You know, I'm starting to get sick of dis fatherhoods thing, and why are we the ones who always get stuck feeding his fat ass?^ Toki: Then whys you dos it?
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^ What I need to get started, get the labeling, you know.
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^ Toki: You know, I'm starting to get sick of dis fatherhoods thing, and why are we the ones who always get stuck feeding his fat ass?
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.I think they racist or something.^ I think they racist or something.
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.Skwisgaar: Well, it's not supposed to be easy, Toki.^ Skwisgaar: Ya, but Toki, takes it easy.
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^ Skwisgaar: Well, it's not supposed to be easy, Toki.
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.Eats your foods, Fatty Ding-Dong, because your daddies goings to take yous to thes charitys show, to's sees daddies play...^ Fatty Ding-Dong has been neutered] .
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^ Eats your foods, Fatty Ding-Dong, because your daddies goings to take yous to thes charitys show, to's sees daddies play...
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^ Skwisgaar: I got to get going, see you later.
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eh, he's not listening. I don't know Toki, fatherhood is a strange word. .So much responsibility, and whats are the rewards?^ So much responsibility, and whats are the rewards?
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Huh?
Toki: I suppose... I feel a sense... of pride... knowing .I help raise him...^ I help raise him...
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so dere is dat. HERE'S A BUCKET OF HANKBURKERS, AND A COUPLE OF BIG GULPS AND CRAPS, YOU FAT TITS!
Skwisgaar: Try not to choke, you fat tub of shit. We loves you!

.Toki: Well, Fatty...^ Toki: Well, Fatty...
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dat's was not great back dere, how you killed an entire orchestra.
.Skwisgaar: Looks cool but it does not reflects on us very well.^ Skwisgaar: Looks cool but it does not reflects on us very well.
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.Fatty Ding-Dongs, wes woulds likes to haves a words wid you, fathers to son.^ Fatty Ding-Dong has been neutered] .
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^ Would you haves to seat?
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^ Fatty Ding-Dongs, wes woulds likes to haves a words wid you, fathers to son.
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.Nathan: Now, we know that it's totally your fault that the London Philharmonic was sliced in half by a laser beam, and we know that you're sorry, we know that.^ Nathan: You're a robot.
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^ Nathan: Now, we know that it's totally your fault that the London Philharmonic was sliced in half by a laser beam, and we know that you're sorry, we know that.
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^ Skwisgaar: You're totallys attacking me right now!
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But I guess... hmmm... .I guess we'd kinda hoped that you'd use better judgement, y'know?^ I guess we'd kinda hoped that you'd use better judgement, y'know?
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^ Knubbler: Oh I guess you know what that sound means...
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.Nathan: I think I know what you are all trying to say.^ You know what i'm saying?
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^ You think you know what it's like to be brutal?
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^ Nathan : But you know what helps?
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I... uh... um... I think we have to build a space helicopter.
Pickles: Ah, well, that's impossible, but I think I may have a better idea.

[After abandoning Fatty Ding-Dong on Krangor Island, now the Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties.]
.Nathan: Oh he'll be fine, he's fat.^ Charles: Guys, you aren't going to die, you'll be fine- Nathan: Stop saying die, use a different word.
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^ Nathan: Oh he'll be fine, he's fat.
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Skwisklok (1.11)

[While shooting a music video for the instrumental .'Crush my Battle Opponent's Balls', a mechanical dragon malfunctions, starting a fire.^ [While shooting a music video for the instrumental 'Crush my Battle Opponent's Balls', a mechanical dragon malfunctions, starting a fire.
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Chaos ensues all over the set, killing and maiming everyone, except for Skwisgaar, who is left hanging in the air from a harness.]
.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Ohh...^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Ohh...
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this thing squish my ball... Eeegh... I might throw up -

.Toki Wartooth: Oh, cool, yous gots a new shipment of custom guitar!^ Toki Wartooth : Oh, cool, yous gots a new shipment of custom guitar!
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^ Oh, you mean a grampa's guitars?
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^ Toki: Why its gots to be about you?
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.Skwisgaar: Yeah, dis is uh, some designs I'm messings arounds with, uh...^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, all of our chefs, he has died a horrible death.
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^ Skwisgaar: All rights, you know...uh whatever...uh yeah okay...it also says, dats we...
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^ Skwisgaar: Uh, yeah.
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dis one is, um, is .Swiss Army-tar.^ Swiss Army-tar.
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.Is good guitar for a camping trip, s'got toothpick.^ Is good guitar for a camping trip, s'got toothpick.
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.Pickles the Drummer: Yeah, good tone, what's that one right' theere?^ Pickles the Drummer : Oh, right.
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^ Pickles: Yeah, you're right.
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Yeah, good tone, what's that one right' theere?
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.Skwisgaar: Uhh, is just an ant farm-itar.^ Skwisgaar: Uhh, is just an ant farm-itar.
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^ Murderface] Skwisgaar: Uhh, maybe this ams a stupid question, buts, why don'ts we just pours bleach into our cups of...urines?
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.They, stills workings on it.^ They, stills workings on it.
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.William Murderface: Nice!^ William Murderface : Nice!
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.I'd like to stand on that thing.^ I'd like to stand on that thing.
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.Pickles: Yeah, I'd stand on that.^ Pickles: Yeah, I'd stand on that.
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^ Nathan: When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there, PICK IT UUUUUP! Pickles: Yeah!
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.Skwisgaar: Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalib-itar, you know, and here's my...^ Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ GOS! GO! Knubbler: Here you go, Skwisgaar.
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guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.
Murderface: Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails, here comes the offended religious weirdos.
.Skwisgaar: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?^ Skwisgaar: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?
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[Skwisgaar is trying to give instructions to a stage hand on the set.]
.Skwisgaar: Okay, let me explains again, in prefectly clear English, I wants, flys in, on, a dragons, okay?^ Skwisgaar: Okay, let me explains again, in prefectly clear English, I wants, flys in, on, a dragons, okay?
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.How many times I gots to tell this peoples?!^ How many times I gots to tell this peoples?!
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^ Rose: How many times are you going to pass that spot?!
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Dat sounds smart to me no matter how many times you slice it.
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.Stage Hand: I know, there isn't a dragon.^ Stage Hand: I know, there isn't a dragon.
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^ Stage Hand: They never had dragons.
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.Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Yeah, you know what?
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^ Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!
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^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, it feels like I'm this sausage, you know?
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.Stage Hand: But that's what I'm telling you.^ Stage Hand: But that's what I'm telling you .
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.Skwisgaar: So go get one!^ Skwisgaar: So go get one!
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.What are you doing here?!^ What are you doing here?!
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Go! Go get one! Now! Go, go!
Stage Hand: They don't have them!
.Skwisgaar: Are you telling me dere out of dragons?^ Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!
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^ Skwisgaar: Are you telling me dere out of dragons?
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^ Either you work this out with Skwisgaar, or you’ll have a bigger decision to make.
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.Stage Hand: They never had dragons.^ Stage Hand: They don't have them!
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^ Stage Hand: They never had dragons.
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^ Stage Hand: I know, there isn't a dragon.
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.Skwisgaar: Who didn't?^ Skwisgaar: Who didn't?
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.Stage Hand: The world!^ Stage Hand: The world !
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.Skwisgaar: [infuriated] Get dis guy out of here!^ Skwisgaar: [infuriated] Get dis guy out of here!
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^ Skwisgaar: I says we gets the fuck out of here.
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^ Skwisgaar: [referring to lake troll] Dudes, here comes that guy!
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Finds me a dragon!

.Skwisgaar: Okay, pulls it togedder.^ Skwisgaar: Okay, pulls it togedder.
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.Don'ts lets the stress gets-in-to-you!^ But you don’ts lets me, YOU DON’TS LETS ME!!
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^ Don'ts lets the stress gets-in-to-you!
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^ Twinkletits: Don'ts you wants a banana sticker?
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.Yous is the fastest guitarist alive, dere's no pressure!^ Yous is the fastest guitarist alive, dere's no pressure!
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^ Taped Tour Message: Prepare to see one of the greatest sights you've ever seen, the fastest guitarist alive, in his natural habitat.
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.OH GODS, I cant's do..^ OH GODS, I cant's do..
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[Skwisgaar buries his head in his arms and cries, his eye makeup is running down his face. Charles Ofdensen knocks on dressing room door and enters.]
.Skwisgaar: Hello, I'm fine, just...^ Skwisgaar: Hello, I'm fine, just...
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getting high!

[Backstage.]
.Toki: Uh, Nathan?^ Toki: Uh, Nathan?
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.Is this all we gots for costumes?^ Is this all we gots for costumes?
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Nathan: Yeah.
.Toki: THIS ISN'T GOOD! We can't wear none of this!^ Toki: THIS ISN'T GOOD! We can't wear none of this!
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.Nathan: Dude, you don't need to freak out.^ Facebones: So, when you see a dead body, don't freak out!
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^ Nathan: I don't need this stupid speech!
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^ Nathan: Dude, you don't need to freak out.
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.Toki: I just want it to be great!^ Toki: I just want it to be great!
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^ Toki: I just heard everythings and i want to be parts of it too.
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Maybe you don't, but I do!
Nathan: Alright, alright... Are you okay?
.Toki: Yes, I'm fine.^ Toki: Yes, I'm fine.
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.Nathan: You are eating a lot of candy.^ Nathan: You are eating a lot of candy.
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Toki: So? .You drinks a lot of barbecue sauce!^ You drinks a lot of barbecue sauce!
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^ Nathan: [drinking his barbecue sauce] Wait!
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^ You know, we drink a lot of beer and we go hunting.
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.Nathan: Maybe you've had too much sugar.^ Nathan: Maybe you've had too much sugar.
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^ Nathan: Maybe you're right.
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^ Pickles: Wow you are a DICK! Nathan: Yeah you've got it down to a science!
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.Toki: No, I ha...^ Toki: No, I ha...
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Awhhh, oh hold on -
[Toki yanks a tooth out, with black spots of decay on it.]
Nathan: Is that a tooth?
Toki: Yeah. Got any other questions? I'll be right here!
Nathan: Your teeth are falling out because of your free candy from your free endorsement deal.
.Toki: Are you a dentists?^ Toki: Are you a dentists?
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Nathan: No.
.Toki: Well then shut up!^ Skwisgaar: Toki, shut up.
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^ Toki: Well then shut up!
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^ Murderface: Oh, Toki shut up!
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.Oh, by the way, teeths grow back!^ Oh, by the way, teeths grow back!
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.Nathan: Uh, no they don't.^ Nathan: Uh, no they don't.
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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^ [Nathan gives no response] Just wanted to lend you a shoulder to uh...you know to uh...you...you seem like you're okay.
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.Toki: Yes they do.^ Toki: Yes they do.
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.Don'ts you remember beings a little kids when you teeths woulds falls out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient Norse god Orthar, the tooths collector, woulds leaves you a Pickle's Nickel?!^ I don’t think you got it kid.
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^ Oh, by the way, teeths grow back!
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^ GOD! Pickles: Well you do!
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.Nathan: Why don't ya just get out of here?!^ Nathan: Why don't ya just get out of here?!
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^ Nathan: Wait, could we have a "Not Reunion" tour, where we, you know, just come out and like, you know, do a regular show?
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^ Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
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Toki: Fine... GOOD-BYYYE!
Pickles: That was weird. .Was that your first fight?^ Was that your first fight?
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[A yell is heard.]
.Murderface: That came from Skwisgaar's dressing room!^ Murderface: That came from Skwisgaar's dressing room!
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^ Murderface: [Natahn, Murderface and Pickles are outside Skwisgaars room] Okay you two, being a dick takes a lot of work.
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^ Murderface: [enters Skwisgaar's room] Hey, uh Skwisgaar?
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[The oxygenating hand aquariums, part of Skwisgaar's Hand Insurance Policy, are stuck to Skwisgaar's hands.]
.Skwisgaar: I don't know whats to do!^ Looks I don't know whats to say.
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^ Skwisgaar: I don't know whats to do!
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^ Skwisgaar: Well, you ams the ones who walks around saying they're, I don't know, poisonous serpents with tits.
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.This solid crystal oxynigating hands aquariums won't comes off!^ This solid crystal oxynigating hands aquariums won't comes off!
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Toki: SKWISGAAR YOU GOTS TO GETS ON STAGE SOON!
Skwisgaar: OHH NOOOO!
Murderface: Clank them together! Over your head! Burst them! Hurry!
[Skwisgaar clanks them over his head, only producing a tinkle, and the hand aquariums are barely even scratched.]
Murderface: It sounded cool.
Pickles: No wait! I got it, do we have any butter?
Murderface: OH NO! ALL I GOT IS STUPID DOOR KNOBS!
Pickles: Ahh, dammit, why didn't any of us get a butter endorsement deal?
Nathan: [drinking his barbecue sauce] Wait! .We could try my barbecue sauce!^ We could try my barbecue sauce!
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Pickles: DO IT!
[Nathan pours his sauce on each hand aquarium. Pickles and Murderface pull them off, but the sauce gets on Skwisgaar's hands.]
Toki: YOU'RE FREE! RUN AWAY SKWISGAAAAAR!
.Pickles: Why should he run away?^ Toki: YOU'RE FREE! RUN AWAY SKWISGAAAAAR! Pickles: Why should he run away?
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^ Pickles ready to run away, his father looking at him hatefully] Calvert: Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can!
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^ Bombing on stage and Mr. Tangerine Pigtails [referring to Pickles] went running away!
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Skwisgaar: Okay, somebody please hands me my guitars, ands a towel! .[tastes the sauce] Oh God, is there cilantros in this?!^ Oh God, is there cilantros in this?!
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^ Skwisgaar: Oh, there is no God!
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^ Fan: OH YEAH PICKLE- [Pickles shuts the door] Pickles: GOD! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere!
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Nathan: Yeah. Why?
Skwisgaar: I'm allergic to cila - [tongue suddenly swells and he has trouble speaking]
Murderface: Skwisgaar! Your hands! '[Skwisgaar's hands are swelling up as well]
[Skwisgaar tries to speak but is barely audible.]
.Toki: WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!^ Toki's head under the water] NOW YOU GET ME THOSE FUCKING DRUGS!!
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^ Toki: WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!
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FUCK!

Toki: I thinks I has diabetes. .I'm gonna take a fucking nap.^ I'm gonna take a fucking nap.
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^ We're gonna take a break from that fucking disgusting asshole rich life.
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[William Murderface's Murderknobs commercial.]

.Murderface (voice-over): Over a million babies and ladies die every hemisecond.^ Murderface (voice-over) : Over a million babies and ladies die every hemisecond.
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That's why I use Murder Knobs.
.Murderface: Doorknobs for a new world.^ Murderface : Doorknobs for a new world.
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[Pickles the Drummer's Pickle's Nickels commercial.]
.Pickles (voice-over): I'm Pickles the Drummer.^ Pickles (voice-over) : I'm Pickles the Drummer.
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.And our country's experiencing a horrible problem - nobody is using nickels.^ And our country's experiencing a horrible problem - nobody is using nickels.
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Use nickels.
.Pickles: Nickels is money too guys.^ Pickles : Nickels is money too guys.
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Voice-over: Paid for in nickels by the US Department of Treasury.

[Nathan Explosion's Explosion Sauce commercial.]
.Nathan (voice-over): I guess I've always hated my father.^ Nathan (voice-over) : I guess I've always hated my father.
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^ I've always hated you, Skwisgaar...
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.Explosion Sauce changed that.^ Explosion Sauce changed that.
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.Nathan: Explosion Sauce - it's good on its own.^ Nathan : Explosion Sauce - it's good on its own.
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^ [Nathan Explosion's Explosion Sauce commercial.
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[Toki Wartooth's Willard Wonka Candy commercial.]
.Toki Wartooth (voiceover): I Toki.^ Toki Wartooth (voiceover): I Toki.
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.I slips in and out of diabetic coma.^ I slips in and out of diabetic coma.
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.They should makes insulin-flavored candy.^ They should makes insulin-flavored candy.
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Whatever.
.Toki: Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.^ Toki: Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.
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Murdering Outside the Box (1.12)

[The band returns from a shopping trip.]
.Toki Wartooth: Hooowee, I am such one tired guy!^ Toki Wartooth : Hooowee, I am such one tired guy!
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^ Toki Wartooth : Dudes, what's wrong with that one?
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.How comes shopping's so stupid?^ How comes shopping's so stupid?
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What's I have now? All this stuff, what do I do?
.Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah, you know what?^ Skwisgaar: I know dat's what I'm telling you!
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^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, it feels like I'm this sausage, you know?
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^ Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Yeah, you know what?
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Uhh... just throw everything away, dats what I do.
.Toki: Now I throws it away.^ Toki: Now I throws it away.
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^ Nathan: No, Toki, don't do this to me right now and don't throw up.
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.Skwisgaar: Just going to die anyway.^ Skwisgaar: Just going to die anyway.
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.Toki: Guess it's full circle.^ Toki: Guess it's full circle.
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Skwisgaar: Goodbye.
Toki: Okay.
Skwisgaar: Burn it.

[Nathan pours out several dozen watches from a bag onto the table.]
.Pickles the Drummer: Dude, I thought you hated wearing a watch?^ Pickles the Drummer : How can you be stupid?
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Toki, what were you thinkin?!
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^ Pickles the Drummer : Dude, I thought you hated wearing a watch?
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.Nathan Explosion: I smash...them.^ Nathan Explosion : I smash...them.
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[smashes watch with fist]
Pickles: Cool. Mind if I try?
.Nathan: Uh yeah, I- I mean they're mine, but...^ Nathan: Yeah, well, I mean, I got it.
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^ I mean, uh, we're glad you forced us out there again.
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^ Nathan: Yeah, I mean I think so.
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Pickles: [rummaging through the watches] Whoa that's nice. What is that, a Hamilton? [drops it and stomps on it] Well, that's... you know... fun.

William Murderface: Check it out, losers. .Direct your attention to my crotch.^ Direct your attention to my crotch.
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See it?
[Murderface displays his purchase, a sharp and lethal-looking codpiece.]
.Skwisgaar: Yeah, that's pretty cool.^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
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^ Skwisgaar: Yeah I know, it sounds pretty good.
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.Pickles: Woah ho ho!^ Pickles: Woah ho ho!
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Murderface: Feel it, envy it.
Pickles: That is something else!
.Murderface: Best purchase ever.^ Murderface: Best purchase ever.
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.Skwisgaar: Yeah, that's good codpiece.^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, WE'RE PUTTINGS ALLS OUR VALUABLES IN THE SECRET VAULTS EVERYSBODY, CHECKS IT OUT! Dick: Okay, SKwisgaar, that's...good.
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^ Skwisgaar: Yeah, that's good codpiece.
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^ Skwisgaar: Yeah I know, it sounds pretty good.
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.Murderface: It's not a big deal; it's just totally diamond-encrusted and titanium-based...^ William: [contemptuously] HEY HEY! Why don't you just uhhh, why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one.
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^ Murderface: It's not a big deal; it's just totally diamond-encrusted and titanium-based...
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.Toki: Oh, whats a coincidence!^ Toki: Oh, whats a coincidence!
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^ Toki: Oh thanks Bigs Bens, nows I knows whats times it is.
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.I gots a real cool codpiece too!^ I gots a real cool codpiece too!
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[Toki turns on a bright green strap-on vibrator and stands up to display it.]
.Murderface: Uh, that's a dildo?^ Murderface: Uh, that's a dildo?
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A strap-on dildo?
.Toki: Aww, screw you all off!^ Toki: Aww, screw you all off!
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^ Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
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^ Toki: You all wants to join Thunderhorse?
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My codpiece is the coolest!
Skwisgaar: Yeah... well...
Toki: Jealous!
Skwisgaar: Anybody else get somethings cool?
.Pickles: Yeah I was just, tryin' ta shop, I'm just too drunk right now.^ Pickles: Yeah, you're right.
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^ Pickles: Yeah I was just, tryin' ta shop, I'm just too drunk right now.
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^ Nathan: When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there, PICK IT UUUUUP! Pickles: Yeah!
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.I tried to buy 'dat cinnamon bun franchise thing, but uh...^ I tried to buy 'dat cinnamon bun franchise thing, but uh...
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^ Ofdensen: Well, they are your fans, and they, uh, have been badly injured, some killed, uh, trying to buy your, uh, collectible coffee cups.
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.Toki: Oh, yeah, what the hell?^ Toki: OH YEAH! [maces the turkey with a device attached to his crotch] Take that you stupid turkey!
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^ Toki: Oh, yeah, what the hell?
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^ Toki: Oh yeah!
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Pickles: Too drunk... too drunk.
.Charles Ofdensen: There you are.^ Charles Ofdensen : There you are.
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^ Ofdensen: Well..there you go.
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^ Charles Ofdensen : Toki, the "Wish For Something" foundation, ah, wants you to be its poster boy - quite an honour...
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.I've been trying to contact you all day.^ I've been trying to contact you all day.
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^ [William pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet] Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.
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^ Now's the time you've all been waiting for.
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Pickles: Cinnamon buns!

.Ofdensem: Well you should care, because it turns out that one of your employees is a major embezzler.^ Ofdensem: Well you should care, because it turns out that one of your employees is a major embezzler.
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^ Skwisgaar: Quick questions, do you shaves yours ass, because you gots a lots of stubbles goings on there.
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^ Ofdensen: Well your audience cares- Murderface: Well, fuck the audience, FUCK THEM! Ofdensen: Are you guys truly on board with this idea?
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.Nathan: AWESOME! Right?^ Nathan: AWESOME! Right?
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Toki: Ambuzle? What means that?
.Pickles: Oh, well it's a cool way of saying...take-having something.^ Pickles: My dad is just like a stare and say nothing weirdo, and if he died...well, ya know?
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^ Pickles: Well, it's not a nice thing to say, Toki.
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^ Pickles: Oh, well that's easy!
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.Skwisgaar: Hey guys I haves a good use of the words unsbozzle: my lungs, unsbozzle, de air, from the Earth, as I can breathe.^ Skwisgaar: Hey guys I haves a good use of the words unsbozzle: my lungs, unsbozzle, de air, from the Earth, as I can breathe.
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^ Nathan: [using leeches to create a thin Van Dyck ] Hey, look at me, I'm that guy from, uh, that movie where the guy wore that mask, and, uh, Natalie Portman was in it...
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^ Charles: Guys, you aren't going to die, you'll be fine- Nathan: Stop saying die, use a different word.
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It. Period.
Ofdensen: I don't think that's correct.
Skwisgaar: Oh lighten up Mr. Dooms N' Glooms, embezzle is metal.
.Pickles: Who's the guy embezzling from, you know, anyway?^ Pickles: Who's the guy embezzling from, you know, anyway?
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^ Pickles: You know what?
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