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Format | Stand-up comedy and Sketch comedy |
Created by | Carlos Mencia |
Starring | Carlos Mencia Joseph Mencia |
Country of origin | United States |
No. of seasons | 4 |
No. of episodes | 45 |
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Running time | 22 minutes |
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Original channel | Comedy Central |
Original run | July 6, 2005 | – July 23, 2008
Mind of Mencia is an American television comedy series on the cable channel Comedy Central. Hosted by Carlos Mencia, it ran from 2005 to 2008.
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The first season premiered on July 6, 2005 with an initial order of 10 episodes. However due to rating issues, Comedy Central ordered that the show be cancelled.Mind of Mencia finished its first season on September 28, 2005 and soon after that the series was renewed for a second season set to air in winter of 2006.[1] Season 2 premiered on March 22, 2006 and the first season was released on DVD on March 21, 2006 to coincide with the premiere.
After finishing its spring run of eight episodes, Mind of Mencia returned on July 9, 2006 to air the second half of the season.
Mind of Mencia's second season became Comedy Central's ninth highest rated program.[2]
In a May 2006 Wall Street Journal article, Mencia said he initially resisted requests by his network to take a deal to do a stand-up comedy album on the Comedy Central label, but will now likely appear on one.[3]
Comedy Central canceled the show in 2008.
A shopkeeper who verbally bashes his customers. His catchphrase is "Get the park out of my store!" or some variation. Punji's various jobs are: Heaven 11 shopkeeper, a job at a store that sells wives, a shopkeeper at an electrical store.
In a parody of Barney the Dinosaur, the Carlosaurus Rex is based on a kid's show that deals with serious/mature matters. For example: There is one kid who calls in saying that his parents 'sent their dog to live on a farm'. Carlosaurus sings him a song explaining that the kid's dad shot the dog and dumped the body into a river. Another example is when another kid calls in saying that "all my other friends like girls, but I think I like boys!". Carlosaurus sings him a song to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It": "If you think you might be gay then you're gay!" (claps hands) "If you think you might be gay then you're gay!" (claps hands) "If you think you might be gay and dream of boning Nick Lachey" "If you think you might be gay then you're gay!" (claps hands) The kid is then heard saying 'Hey mom, I'm gay!' Another example is when a kid asks if touching himself when he wakes up is wrong. Carlosaurus sings him a song to the tune of Rock-a-bye Baby: "Rock-a-bye, Billy!" "Time for sleep!" "You've washed your face!" "You've brushed your teeth!" "Now grab some lotion and that crunchy sock!" "Think of Jessica Alba while stroking your...Listen kids I'm trying to tell you!"
Carlos plays a judge, and with the help of The Ghost of Johnny Cochran looks at real life recent court cases.
An animated cartoon based on Carlos' life as a kid.
Perhaps the most famous staple of the show is the line, "Dee dee dee!" which Carlos uses whenever he's talking about someone (or something that happened) that is stupid, idiotic and done with lack of forethought. For example when talking about how celebrity decisions are genius and retarded he refers to a rapper marrying a female senator which is genius and then lists things that the rapper did that is retarded (robbing a bank without any concealment, resisting arrest and killing half a SWAT team while doing so, and violating parole rules) and ultimately deems the lady (who's apparently still married to him) as "Dee dee dee!" Apparently "dee dee dee" doesn't mean being mentally retarded but rather being stupid and having little-to-no common sense. When Carlos did the "dee dee dee song" the song begins with Carlos saying, "Dee dee dee doesn't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid."
Dee dee dee was a common kids reference when an action of stupitidy was performed, many people knew of the term before carlos started using it.
Each DVD set includes uncensored versions of each season's episodes with bonus features including commentary, a behind the scenes featurette, and deleted scenes.
Season | DVD Release Date | Episodes |
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1 | March 21, 2006 | 12 |
2 | April 3, 2007 | 14 |
3 | October 23, 2007 | 14 |
4 | November 11, 2008 | 10 |
Mind Of Mencia is a sketch-comedy series that stars Carlos Mencia.
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(To a redneck.)
(To a Mexican woman.)
Punji: Aren't you the woman with 12 kids?
Woman: Yes.
Punji: What do you feed them, the losing lottery tickets?
Woman: Callate la boca mamon, just give me the lottery
tickets.
Punji: Lord Krishna, Please forgive me for I know what I am about
to say. You are never going to win the lottery, you have a better
chance of getting knocked up by Ryan Seacrest, And you have enough kids.
Why don't you take your $50 and buy a vagina cork. I hope I am
reincarnated as a condom so that I'll never see you again, now take
your lottery tickets, and get the park out of my store!
Woman: Desrigado!
Mencia: I know Spanish too, puta!
(To a smoker who has a hole in his throat)
(To a fat black woman)
(To a would-be robber) Robber: Give me the money. Open
the register, move!
Punji: You better think twice about robbing me, because you are on
camera my friend.
Robber: No, I sprayed it.
Punji: No dumbass. Men don't wear dee dots. This is a camera my
friend (pointing to his forehead). You are on DOT CAM.
(takes out a gun with a laser sight and points it at the
robber's forehead) Oh. Now you have a dot just like me. Let us
play a game. We are going quail hunting. I am the Vice-President,
and you are my best friend. NOW GET THE PARK OUT OF MY STORE, DO
IT, DO IT NOW!
Johnny Cochran: If you swim with the fishes, you dead sons of
bitches.
Mencia: Judge Carlos rules in favor of SeaWorld and orders the
records to be sealed. Because I don't even want to think
about what he was doing in Shamu's pen. The whale probably killed
him in self-defense.
HEY! (With a finger over his lips sounding Aquatic) NO MEANS
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you."
You dropped out of school cause you’re smarter than
everybody
I got three words for you dumbass,
“Ding, fries ready”
You try to outrun a bull,
but nobody’s that fast
That’s how you end up,
with a horn stuck up your ass
Roethlisberger needs no helmet cause he’s a star
But the year the bus left, he got hit by a car
You wanna go huntin’ for quail someplace
Don’t go with Cheney,
he’ll put a fuckin shot in your face
If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air
I ain’t sad you ended up in that wheelchair
You ignore all the warnings,
yet you light up a smoke
Now you have to talk with a machine in your throat
[Chorus]
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that it’s 1 out of 3
If you don’t know then take it from me
You’re the dee dee dee
you you you
dee dee dee
And if you are a Dee
Please don’t marry a Dee
Cause then your kids will be
(what? what?)
Dee dee dee
dee dee dee
[Verse 2]
You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq
But you voted Bush in twice what were you smokin, crack?
Didn’t get a prenup, though you knew she was a skank
Now you’ve got herpes and she’s got half your bank
You were on top of the world with “Hit Me Baby One More Time”
Only a stupid bitch would marry Kevin Federline
You drink and drive and you think it’s okay
Now you’re cell mate’s weavin in and out the “hershey
highway”
When you put tigers on your show and they can’t be free
They’ll bite your neck off and then you’ll say
(chokingly) “dee dee dee” (cough)
[Chorus]
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that it’s 1 out of 3
If you don’t know then take it from me
You’re the dee dee dee
you you you
dee dee dee
And if you are a Dee
Please don’t marry a Dee
It’s genetics don’t you see?
Your kids will be dee dee dee
That’s what they’re gonna be: DEE DEE DEE!!!
[Verse 3]
Parents are to blame for all these dee dee dee’s
Letting their kids drop out and not get GED’s
You keep your kids inside cause there’s freaks on the loose
But yet you let them drink from Michael Jackson’s “Jesus
Juice”?
You don’t care when your kids come home with D’s from class
What you need to do is get some balls and beat that ass
He isn’t stupid, you say he’s got A.D.D.
It’s that his mom and his dad are both dee dee dee!
[Bridge]
This test is too hard!
(So we lower the standards)
I’m not good at sports!
(So we give them all trophies)
My dad used to spank me
(So we lower the standards)
I’m too fat for this seat
(So we widen the standards)
They say no cause I’m black
(So we lower the standards)
They say no cause I’m white
(So we lower the standards)
They say no cause I’m Asian
(So we lower the standards)
No habla inglés
(So we all become Spaniards)
And you wake up one day and you don’t have the skills
To get a better job so you’re stuck on the grill
You’re wondering why Julio took your job
But you forget to see, you’re as dumb as a knob
Your ass is too fat to get out of the house
While you’re eating more food trying to figure it out
So they outsource your job to some guy named Habib
Cause he works harder than you and he’s got 5 degrees
And you’re asking yourself how could this happen to me
I’ll tell you why, homie! Cause you’re….
Dee dee dee
Dee dee dee
Dee dee dee
1
2
3 into the 4
You rappers think you're rich but you're really dirt poor
You go broke paying for rims on your Hummer
I'll never go broke unlike MC Hammer
I use Hundred dollar bills to wipe my ass
I hose my bitches down with unleaded gas
Rappers have cars with TVs in the back
I can't fit one in my ride cuz its a fuckin' jetpack
huhlahumalahhumahumalumanah
huhlahumalahhumahumalumanah
Sometimes I kill people just to make my day
Like that time back in Dallas I shot JFK
That was me hiding in the grassy knoll
I own a time machine it's made of solid gold
And I wasn't gonna tell you this but screw it
Hurricane Katrina didn't do
it
It was me cuz thats how I blow
(Blow)
And I even call men bitches cuz your all my hoes
I shot my friend cuz he looked at me funny
and the cops will beat him when I show him my money
Girls: Hoes in the back
Gas in the crack
Snaps his fingers and we're on our backs
Girls: Hoes in the back
Gas in the crack
He paid Bush to attack Iraq.
This one goes out to all you rappers out there
They call you 50 Cent call me Gazillionaire
Eminem's Grit has turned to Vanilla
I own Europe, Syria, and parts of Manila
Nelly's always talking about the gold in his
grill
I make all this money off the oil that I drill
Ludacris you say you necklace feels like a
midget
well my necklace really is a midget
haaamelahmalalmaahaamelahamalalamalamala
haaamelahmalalmaahaamelahamalalamalamala
P. Diddy has Bad Boy and Sean
John
I have that plus I bought a black man's shlong
I got my face on my money and my money on my face
on the weekends I ride my shuttle into space
You know a great way of getting alot of coon?
Fly bitches to your moon
East coast, west coast I don't care
When you do a drive by I collect the gas fare
Oh goddammit I have so much money
It's not even funny
Ok, it's actually pretty funny
Cause when I'm hungry I put a bald eagle in my tummy
"Oh there it goes, the American bird it is so delicious"
And I wash that down with a polar bear rib
Why don't you check out my crib
No not this one this is as small as a mouse
I own the Taj Mahal, the pyramids, the fucking White House
So to all you rappers who think your rich
You ain't shit till you make Donald Trump your
bitch
"That's Him my friends
And who's wiping my ass eh?"
(To Trump)"Hey, You're Fired."
"You're Fired!"
(Sarcastically) "You're Fired!"
haaamahamalahaaamahamalahaaamahamalahaaamahamalalalala
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