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My Wife and Kids
My Wife and Kids logo.jpg
Series logo and main cast
Format Sitcom
Created by Don Reo
Damon Wayans
Starring Damon Wayans
Tisha Campbell-Martin
George O. Gore II
Jennifer Freeman (2001–2005)
Jazz Raycole (2001)
Parker McKenna Posey
Noah Gray-Cabey (2003–2005)
Andrew McFarlane (2003–2005)
Meagan Good (2003)
Brooklyn Sudano (2003–2005)
Composer(s) Derrick "Big Tank" Thornton (seasons 1–3)
Dwayne Wayans (seasons 4–5)
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 5
No. of episodes 122 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Don Reo
Damon Wayans
David Himelfarb
(seasons 1–4)
Andy Cadiff
(season 3)
Dean Lorey (seasons 4–5)
Camera setup Film; Multi-camera
Running time 23 minutes
Production company(s) Wayans Bros. Entertainment
Impact Zone Productions
Touchstone Television
Broadcast
Original channel ABC
Picture format 480i (SDTV; entire run)
(720p) (HDTV; seasons 2–5)
Original run March 28, 2001 (2001-03-28) – May 17, 2005 (2005-05-17)
Status Cancelled/ended
.My Wife and Kids is a American sitcom that ran on ABC from March 28, 2001, until May 17, 2005, starring Damon Wayans and Tisha Campbell-Martin, produced by Touchstone Television.^ I had kids with my wife because I wanted to be with my wife.
  • Snoop Dogg says kids motivated him to salvage relationship with wife – Celebrity Baby Blog – People.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC celebrity-babies.com [Source type: General]

 ^ I love my wife and my kids.
  • BLACKCELEBRITYKIDS- Black Celebrity Kids,babies,and their Parents » SNOOP DOGG: “I HAVE NEVER HIDDEN ANYTHING FROM MY KIDS” 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.blackcelebkids.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ My wife and my kids.
  • BLACKCELEBRITYKIDS- Black Celebrity Kids,babies,and their Parents » SNOOP DOGG: “I HAVE NEVER HIDDEN ANYTHING FROM MY KIDS” 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.blackcelebkids.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 .It was created by Wayans and Don Reo.^ Andy Cadiff as DIR (Pilot) · Damon Wayans as WRTR (Pilot) · Don Reo as WRTR (Pilot) .
  • Shows A-Z - my wife & kids on abc | TheFutonCritic.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.thefutoncritic.com [Source type: General]
.It featured the character of Michael Kyle, a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style.^ Red blooded Americans who enjoy seeing the cowboy riding up on his white horse (or in this case maybe a gray horse) to save the day will love it.
  • FlickFilosopher.com: Gran Torino (review) 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.flickfilosopher.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ It’s so cozy there in the winter and I love all the characters who hang out there.
  • KIDOINFO – parents and kids – providence and beyond » meet a parent 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC kidoinfo.com [Source type: General]

 ^ All the women on here who have husbands who play all day long and don't help out.You can't compare that to casual gaming.Gaming is not bulls*it.You living situation is.
  • Overheard: Video Gaming Or Wife? Tough Call | Burbia.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.burbia.com [Source type: General]

 .As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.^ We need to be serious about teaching children that their future does not have to be based on their past.
  • Funny Things Kids Say » Christian Blog on Child Poverty 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.compassion.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ Some people point out that parents should be so lucky as to be able to monitor the exposures of their children to Life.
  • Raising Well-Rounded Kids | WBUR and NPR - On Point with Tom Ashbrook 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.onpointradio.org [Source type: General]

 ^ Let’s stop with the euphemisms and hiding our children from the world and start teaching them (more importantly SHOWING them) how to deal with, react to it and make their own decisions.
  • Raising Well-Rounded Kids | WBUR and NPR - On Point with Tom Ashbrook 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.onpointradio.org [Source type: General]

Contents

Premise

.The series is premised on a self-made merchant, Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) bringing up his family in the suburbs of Stamford, Connecticut.^ They are a transracial adoptive family, made up of two adoptive African-American daughters, who are 5-years-old and 2-years-old years old, and two biological sons, who are 4-years-old and and 6-months-old.

 ^ Putting up the ornaments from Christmases past made by family and friends 13.

 ^ I watched this young man grow up in our church and I thank the Lord he and his family made it to safety.
  • Ohio.com - Man jumps from window, catches wife, kids as house burns in Akron 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.ohio.com [Source type: General]

 His family consists of the mother and wife of the family Janet "Jay" Kyle (Tisha Campbell-Martin), and three children: Michael Kyle, Jr. (George O. Gore II) usually just called "Jr", Claire Kyle (Jazz Raycole, later Jennifer Freeman) and young Kady Kyle (Parker McKenna Posey).

Broadcast history

Main article: List of My Wife and Kids episodes
.The show was created by Don Reo, Chris Scantelli, and Damon Wayans.^ I personally don’t care for James the Cat or the Pengu Penguin shows, but they weren’t created for 33 year old women.
  • PBS Kids Sprout | flagrantdisregard 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC flagrantdisregard.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 Reruns air in the U.S. on various local stations and in the UK on Living and Virgin 1. .The series began airing in high definition on ABC Family in September 2008. The series also airs in Australia, Belgium, Canada, Brazil, Samoa, South Africa, Kenya, Singapore, Tanzania, India, Pakistan, The Philippines, Bangladesh, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Italy, the Netherlands, Cyprus, New Zealand, France, Germany, Poland, Ireland and Hungary.^ Post a new comment Posted by abby7 March 28, 2008, 12:38PM My family must be strange, because we love Disney!
  • I hate Disney World. And so do my kids | Parental Guidance Archive - NJ.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ Post a new comment Posted by geltrude1208 March 28, 2008, 10:13AM what a boring family you all must be .
  • I hate Disney World. And so do my kids | Parental Guidance Archive - NJ.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ New Zealand scenery and positive messages on life, love and family!

Cast

Jazz Raycole (The First Claire) departed after season one. .It was publicly reported that she was pulled from the series by her mother over concerns about the second season opening storyline in which Raycole (as Claire) finds her friend Charmaine (portrayed by Raven-Symoné) has become pregnant.^ When the vaccine becomes available, I have no concerns about my children getting whatever form of the vaccine is available.
  • Kids and Health 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC drnohle.org [Source type: General]

 ^ But I find myself less attracted to my wife and getting more and more interested in the second glances and small talk with female friends and strangers.
  • Wife getting fat.....help!!! - Topic Powered by Social Strata 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC forums.menshealth.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ Two of my daughters teachers have mentioned that they are a little concerned about her and a friend of mine told me this weekend that she sees that my daughter is sad by just looking at her.
  • Answers to adult questions about kids grieving at Kidsaid.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.kidsaid.com [Source type: General]

 [1] Replacement actress Jennifer Freeman was then cast in the same role with the same storyline. .Given that Freeman bears no resemblance to the first actress, the second season premiere ("Mom's Away") obliquely refers to the change: upon Claire's entrance down the stairs of the set, Michael notices a difference about his daughter and declares, "I don't know what it is, but you look like a whole new person!"^ Mom and Dad, don't worry about me.
  • Q&A - Enjoy Calm 24/7 Calm Kids, Calm Parents, Calm Schools 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.celebratecalm.com [Source type: General]

 ^ SON: No you don't!
  • Kids and Roleplaying Games (RPGS)'s Journal 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.livejournal.com [Source type: General]

 ^ You don't know what others' situations are.
.During the third season, gifted piano virtuoso Noah Gray-Cabey joins the cast as young Kady's playmate Franklin, who is something of a child savant.^ Their only relief is in withdrawal from social contact—something a child does not need to do during adolescence—or in abandoning all pretense of being a minister’s child.
  • Preachers Kids and Sex | Misguided Thoughts 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC misguidedthoughts.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ Is there anyone here who decides to spend their child’s gift money on themselves or the family?

 ^ In fact, I know several families who do something similar around the more well-known event put on by Samaritan's Purse, Operation Christmas Child .

 Despite being a playmate, Franklin and Kady are openly "boyfriend and girlfriend".
.Also, although season three opens with actress Meagan Good as Junior's new girlfriend Vanessa, she is replaced after five episodes by actress Brooklyn Sudano (daughter of singer Donna Summer) for undisclosed reasons.^ After three aborted tries, it snapped back together, good as new.

 ^ There are any number of reasons why a man would protect his children from his new girlfriend.
  • Why Does My Older Boyfriend Kick Me Out Before His Kids Wake Up? Give Me Some Relationship Advice! | Evan Marc Katz Blog - Dating Coach 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.evanmarckatz.com [Source type: General]

 ^ I then opened my mouth and that’s where the trouble started as I provided several names of people we have known who might be good replacements should tragedy strike.
  • WifeAdvice.com - Funny marriage stories from a clueless husband and his patient wife 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.wifeadvice.com [Source type: General]

 Unlike the change in Claire's role, no on-screen reference was made regarding this change. .The pair consummates their relationship during this season, resulting in Vanessa becoming pregnant at season's end and setting up the series for related storylines through the remainder of the show.^ It sets them up for disappointment if that dating relationship ever ends.
  • Should an Ex’s Significant Other Attend Kids Events? | Dad's House 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC dadshouseblog.com [Source type: General]

 ^ What's worse, he said that about three to four years ago he was involved with a lady who ended up pregnant by him and who decided to have an abortion without telling him.
  • Preachers Kids and Sex | Misguided Thoughts 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC misguidedthoughts.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ However: One of the best things you can do for you relationship is to set up dates and go out on them.
  • Dear God » Blog Archive » I’m A Christian And My Sex Life Sucks 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.dear-god.net [Source type: Original source]

 .They become parents in the fourth season finale.^ So far they have been any parents dream.They have become accomplished in all their endeavors.
  • 9 Silly Things People Say When They Hear You Don't Want Kids (And Ways to Counter Them) | Sex & Relationships | AlterNet 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.alternet.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ Third, I want to encourage parents and help them become better at what they do.

 ^ Parents over-scheduling kids, homework assignments that are so large and complex they drain any actual learning from the process and become simply a marathon race.
  • Kids can't "go out and play" anymore - Boing Boing 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.boingboing.net [Source type: General]
Introduced in the middle of the second season, Claire begins a relationship with the religious-minded Tony, portrayed by young actor Andrew McFarlane. The relationship continues through series end. In the episode "Breaking Up and Breaking It," (Season 1) McFarlane first appears as Roger, Claire's first crush.

Episodes

Main article: List of My Wife and Kids episodes

Season ratings

Season TV Season Ratings Rank Viewers
(in millions)
1 2001 #43[2] 8.0[2]
2 2001–2002 #41[3] 11.0[3]
3 2002–2003 #42[4] 11.27[4]
4 2003–2004 #60[5] 9.95[5]
5 2004–2005 #79[6] 7.2[6]

Characters

Main

  • Damon Wayans – Michael Richard Kyle. Father. (Seasons 1–5)
  • Tisha Campbell-Martin – Janet Marie "Jay" Kyle, Mother (Seasons 1–5)
  • George O. Gore II – Michael Richard Kyle, Jr. (aka Junior), son and first child (Seasons 1–5)
  • Jazz Raycole – Claire Kyle #1, daughter and second child (Season 1)
  • Jennifer Freeman – Claire Kyle #2, daughter and second child (Seasons 2–5)
  • Parker McKenna Posey – Kady Kyle, daughter and third child (Seasons 1–5)
  • Noah Gray-Cabey – Franklin Aloisious Mumford, Kady's genius playmate / "boyfriend" (Seasons 3–5)
  • Meagan Good – Vanessa Scott, Junior's girlfriend (Season 3)
  • Brooklyn Sudano – Vanessa Scott-Kyle, Junior's girlfriend and later wife (Season 4–5)
  • Andrew McFarlane – Tony Jeffers, Claire's boyfriend (Seasons 2–5)

Recurrent and minor

  • Keenan Ivory Wayans – Ken Kyle, Michael's successful brother
  • Katt Williams – Bobby Shaw, a former classmate and rival of Michael and also Jay's first kiss
  • Damon Wayans Jr. – John, a silly friend of Junior's
  • Lester "Rasta" Speight – Calvin Scott, Vanessa's sensitive dimwitted father
  • Ella Joyce – Jasmine Scott, Vanessa's spunky mother
  • Sean Whalen – Larry, nerdy employee of Michael
  • Liliana Mumy – Rachel, One of Kady's classmates who hates Michael
  • Jamia Simone Nash – Aretha Mumford, Franklin's younger sister
  • Larry Miller – Stuart Tyler, One of Michael's nemesis for several episodes in season two
  • Marlene Forte – Rosa Lopez, the Kyles' Nanny/Housekeeper for several episodes in season one
  • Lauren Tom as Annie Hoo, owner of a local Chinese restaurant who goes into competittion with Jay.
  • Chelsea Handler – as the dentist assistent

Cancellation

In May 2005, ABC decided to end the show, citing declining ratings. .ABC officials, according to the Fulton Critic and tv.com felt the show played itself out.^ We searched for months to find a play based non-academic natural daycare that would not show TV, and found one.
  • Raising Well-Rounded Kids | WBUR and NPR - On Point with Tom Ashbrook 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.onpointradio.org [Source type: General]

 ^ That feeling played some role in our decision, but, by itself, it probably wouldn’t have caused me to pull him out after only two weeks.

 ^ When I was growing up, my mom restricted the kinds of movies and TV shows I saw, and the toys I played with.
  • Raising Well-Rounded Kids | WBUR and NPR - On Point with Tom Ashbrook 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.onpointradio.org [Source type: General]

 .Wayans was also on record stating that ABC had ensured him a spot in the 2005–2006 television season hence the cliffhanger.^ October 09, 2005 On Nico's 2 year scan found spot on lung- please pray for him.

 The series did not get a proper finale, leaving the show with a cliffhanger. The season concluded with Jay confirming that she was pregnant.

The Wayans influence

.Many members of the Wayans family have worked in front of the camera or behind the scenes on My Wife and Kids.^ My wife and I have two gorgeous kids.
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 ^ On my wife and kids and the cast members of Miami Vice.
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]

 ^ My kids have far too many toys.
  • Entertain your kids with Today Is Fun -- Ideas for keeping kids happy, busy, and fully entertained 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.todayisfun.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 In some cases, careers were accelerated. .For instance, Damien Dante Wayans was a supervising producer in season three, a producer or co-producer in season four, and an executive story editor in season four and in season five.^ And when launching a rocket ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
  • Entertain your kids with Today Is Fun -- Ideas for keeping kids happy, busy, and fully entertained 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.todayisfun.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ I remember lots of things from when I was three, four and five years old quite vividly.
  • My first day of marriage counseling | Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.penelopetrunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Behind the camera

.Midway through season two, Kim Wayans, who had acting experience starring in In Living Color and In the House became a regular writer for the series after writing a few season-two episodes.^ I’m never getting married and I never want to have children” I said when I met the woman who eventually became the mother of my children and to whom I was married for over two decades.
  • I’m in my 30’s and I Don’t Want to Waste Time With the Wrong Men. How Soon Should I Find Out If He’s Serious About Marriage and Kids? | Evan Marc Katz Blog - Dating Coach 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.evanmarckatz.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ He had lots of experience just by having the "Bush" family name and as Senator Clinton, had lived in the white house.
  • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Obama: My wife says ‘now or never’ « - Blogs from CNN.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ I read the "Chip Hilton" series when a young man, and always enjoyed the exploits of the all-star sports hero who lived with his widowed mother.
  • Kids.Woot: The Community: World of Kids.Woot: Little Horrors on the Prairie 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC kids.woot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 .She became executive story editor in season three, producer in season four and supervising producer in season five.^ And when launching a rocket ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
  • Entertain your kids with Today Is Fun -- Ideas for keeping kids happy, busy, and fully entertained 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.todayisfun.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ I remember lots of things from when I was three, four and five years old quite vividly.
  • My first day of marriage counseling | Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.penelopetrunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 Kim never made an on-camera appearance on the show.
.Damien Dante Wayans wrote and directed several episodes of the series from seasons three through five.^ Throughout the three – plus - years I went through countless procedures including five back surgeries.
  • The Busy Moms - Bemis Busy Mom Contest 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.bemismfg.com [Source type: General]

 ^ My wife has gone through at least five Windows computers and I estimate we've wasted several hundreds of hours addressing the various Windows "problems" over the years.

 Damon's look-alike son, Damon Wayans, Jr., wrote a season four episode and became a regular writer in the fifth season. Elvira Wayans also wrote a couple of episodes in the fifth season. Damon's cousin Craig Wayans began as a writer and executive story editor on the show in the second season, and then became supervising producer without skipping a position.

In front of the camera

Keenen Ivory Wayans appears once as Michael's brother Ken in season one's "A Little Romance".
Damon's own kids, Cara Mia, Michael and Damon Jr. appeared in episodes during the first four seasons. Jojo and Damon Jr. played Junior's friends Mike and John, respectively while Cara Mia played Claire's friend Bre in "Of Breasts and Basketball". Cara Mia's character was renamed Shante in her season three appearances.

Awards and nominations

Awards Outcome
ASCAP Awards:
Top TV Series (Won)
BET Comedy Award:
Outstanding Comedy Series Nominated[7]
Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series Nominated
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series (Damon Wayans) (Won)
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series (Tisha Campbell-Martin) (Won)
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series Nominated
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series (George O. Gore II) Nominated
Family Television Award:
Comedy (Won)
Image Awards:
Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series Nominated
Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series (Damon Wayans) Nominated
Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series (Tisha Campbell-Martin) (Won)
Outstanding Comedy Series Nominated
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series (George O. Gore II) Nominated
Logie Award:
Most Popular Overseas Comedy Nominated
People's Choice Award:
Favorite Male Performer in a New Television Series (Damon Wayans) (Won)
Favorite Television New Comedy Series (Won)
Prism Award:
TV Comedy Series Episode (Won)
Satellite Awards:
Best Actor in a Series, Comedy or Musical (Damon Wayans) Nominated
Best Performance by an Actor in a Series, Comedy or Musical (Damon Wayans) Nominated
Teen Choice Award:
Choice TV Actress – Comedy (Jennifer Freeman) Nominated
TV – Choice Comedy Nominated
Young Artist Award:
Best Performance in a TV Series (Comedy or Drama) – Young Actor Age Ten or Younger (Noah Gray-Cabey) (Won)
Best Performance in a TV Series (Comedy or Drama) – Young Actress Age Ten or Younger (Jazz Raycole) Nominated
Best Performance in a TV Comedy or Drama Series – Guest Starring Young Actress Age Ten or Under (Jessica Sara) (Won)
Best Ensemble in a TV Series (Comedy or Drama) Nominated
Best Family Television Series (Comedy or Drama) Nominated
Best Performance in a TV Comedy Series – Guest Starring Young Actress (Marina Malota) Nominated
Best Performance in a TV Comedy or Drama Series – Guest Starring Young Actress Age Ten or Under (Liliana Mumy) Nominated
Best Performance in a TV Series (Comedy or Drama) – Young Actress Age Ten or Under (Parker McKenna Posey) Nominated

DVD Releases

On February 24, 2009, Lionsgate Home Entertainment released Season 1 of My Wife and Kids on DVD in Region 1.[8] Season 2 will be released on May 11, 2010.[9]
DVD Name Ep # Release Date
Season 1 11 February 24, 2009
Season 2 28 May 11, 2010

Syndication

.ABC Family began airing My Wife and Kids in high definition on September 1, 2008. It formerly aired on The CW.^ My wife and I have two gorgeous kids.
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 ^ Jericho 4 Kids » 2008» September Jericho 4 Kids .
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 ^ Helen December 24th, 2008 at 3:31 am 363 My kids would love the The Gamers Package.
  • Sears Grants a Wish, For My Wife and Perhaps You (sponsored) 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.chrisheuer.com [Source type: General]

 On September 7, 2009 it began airing on WCIU-TV.[10] It is syndicated on Virgin 1 in the United Kingdom.

International Broadcast History

Region Title
 Australia My Wife and Kids, Fox 8
 Belgium My Wife and Kids on VT4
 Brazil Eu, a Patroa e as Crianças on SBT
 Croatia Moja žena i djeca
 Egypt Show Comedy
 Estonia Fox Life
 Finland Meidän faija (Our Dad)
 France Ma Famille d'Abord on M6
 Germany What’s Up, Dad? on Kabel 1
 Hungary Életem értelmei
 India My Wife and Kids (on Star World)
 Israel אשתי וילדי
 Italy Tutto in famiglia
 Pakistan Star World
 Poland "On, ona i dzieciaki" (Comedy Central Polska)
 Portugal Patriarca com Estilo
 Russia My Wife and Kids on Fox Life Russia
 Saudi Arabia Show Comedy
 South Africa My Wife and Kids on SABC 1 MZANSI 4 SHO
 Tanzania Mimi, Watoto na mke Wangu
 UAE Show Comedy
 United Kingdom My Wife and Kids on Virgin1, and LivingTV
 Venezuela Mi esposa e hijos
 Zimbabwe ZBC TV sisonke

References

  1. ^ Jazz Raycole gets out from My Wife and Kids
  2. ^ a b "TV Ratings 2001". http://fbibler.chez.com/tvstats/recent_data/2000-01.html. Retrieved January 9, 2010]. 
  3. ^ a b "How did your favorite show rate?". USA Today. May 28, 2002. http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/2002/2002-05-28-year-end-chart.htm. Retrieved January 9, 2010. 
  4. ^ a b "Nielsen's TOP 156 Shows for 2002–03". http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv/browse_thread/thread/ee82c0640bcaeb06/82c78e0fe7710443?lnk=st&q=%22practice%22++2002-03+%22primetime%22+friends+survivor&rnum=1&hl=en#82c78e0fe7710443. 
  5. ^ a b "Viewership numbers of primetime programs during the 2003–04 television season". Archived from the original on 2007-02-08. http://web.archive.org/web/20070930155240/http://www.abcmedianet.com/Web/progcal/dispDNR.aspx?id=060204_11.  Retrieved on 2010-01-09.
  6. ^ a b "2004–2005 TV Ratings". http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/search/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000937471.  Retrieved on 2010-01-09.
  7. ^ "Awards for My Wife and Kids (2001)". Imdb.com. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273855/awards. Retrieved 2008-09-07. 
  8. ^ http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Wife-Kids-Season-1-Box-Art/10992
  9. ^ http://tvshowsondvd.com/news/Wife-Kids-Season-2/13346
  10. ^ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/blog/2008/07/fall-schedules-central-abc-family.html

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.My Wife and Kids was a sitcom that aired on ABC, 2001–2005. It starred Damon Wayans and Tisha Campbell-Martin.^ I had kids with my wife because I wanted to be with my wife.
  • Snoop Dogg says kids motivated him to salvage relationship with wife – Celebrity Baby Blog – People.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC celebrity-babies.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Watch My Wife and Kids online - My Wife and Kids was an American sitcom which ran on ABC from March 28, 2001 until May 17, 2005, starring Damon Wayans and ...
  • Watch My Wife - Web - Copernic 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC ws.copernic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ My wife and I have two gorgeous kids.
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Contents

Dialogue

.Jay (after Tiara compliments Junior's shoes): Tiara, he [Junior] put those mirrors on his shoes so he could look up at your panties.^ Jay ( after Tiara compliments Junior's shoes ) : Tiara, he [Junior] put those mirrors on his shoes so he could look up at your panties.
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 ^ You guys have already made your minds up, and are just looking for opportunities to bash him- that's the truth.
  • CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive - Obama: My wife says ‘now or never’ « - Blogs from CNN.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ Jay ( referring to Michael's head ) : Do I run around the house telling Junior that he's genetically predisposed of looking like a brown egg?
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.Tiara: Well, joke's on him, because I'm not wearing any.^ Tiara : Well, joke's on him, because I'm not wearing any.
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 ^ I couldnt judge him just because he wanted to wear different clothes.
  • My husband is now my wife | The Sun |Woman|Real Life 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.thesun.co.uk [Source type: General]

 ^ But that’s okay, it is because I’m doing well with the new shrink , and I see him tomorrow.
  • ADHD and Middle School | ADDitude - Attetnion Deficit Disorder Blogs 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.additudemag.com [Source type: General]
.Junior (who's about to eat raw chicken): Have you ever heard of sushi?^ Who do you talk to about art?
  • Education and Community Programs » Margaret 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blogs.walkerart.org [Source type: General]

 ^ Junior ( who's about to eat raw chicken ) : Have you ever heard of sushi?
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 ^ Michael (to Claire, who is eating junk food to comfort her after her breakup with Tony) : Claire, you gotta watch your sugar intake.
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.Michael: Have you ever heard of salmonella?^ Michael : Have you ever heard of salmonella?
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 ^ For all of you who’ve never heard of Michael Dunlop, he’s only 20 years old and runs 2 [...
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 ^ PD: I heard that you may do another reality show, Divorced Dads Club with Michael Lohan, Lindsay's dad?
  • Jon Gosselin Loves His Kids, His Girlfriend And The Jews - ParentDish 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.parentdish.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.Junior: No, but if she knows how to cook, invite her over?^ Junior : No, but if she knows how to cook, invite her over?
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 ^ No one ever knows how someone will react when a crisis/tragedy hits.
  • Ohio.com - Man jumps from window, catches wife, kids as house burns in Akron 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.ohio.com [Source type: General]

 ^ A first grader knows how to differentiate Yes or No.
  • Michelle Obama On Love, Family & Politics - CBS Evening News - CBS News 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.cbsnews.com [Source type: General]
.Kady:I made you some chicken noodle soup.^ You made some great points!

 ^ Kady :I made you some chicken noodle soup.
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 ^ If you made some insensitive statement that insulted her as a woman you might not get over that hump no matter what you do.
  • Cancer may be wrecking my marriage | Cancer Survivors Network 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC csn.cancer.org [Source type: General]
.Michael: Did you get this [water in the soup] out of the toilet like the last time?^ Did you ever get discouraged when you were starting out?
  • Louis Sachar — Frequently Asked Questions 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.louissachar.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Did you like school as a kid?
  • Ted Scheu - That Poetry Guy, Read My Poems, Children's Writer and Teacher, Fun Poems for Kids 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.poetryguy.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Or if this has happened to you too, did she ever snap out of it?
  • Wife has no libido, what can I do? | AtHomeDad.org 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.athomedad.org [Source type: General]
.Kady: No, silly!^ Kady : No, silly!
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(Michael starts to eat the soup)
.Kady: ...the fish tank!^ Michael starts to eat the soup ) Kady : ...the fish tank!
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(Michael then spits out the soup)
Michael: Mmm, mmm, guppy!
.Michael: No asking your grandfather for money.^ Ask your wife what money means to her.
  • » Ask the Readers: How Can I Get My Wife to Talk About Money? | Get Rich Slowly 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.getrichslowly.org [Source type: Original source]

 ^ Michael : No asking your grandfather for money.
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 ^ It is very hard when your four year old daughter asks you to take her with you and you have to say “no.” BN: Who or what has inspired you on your journey?
  • Malaak, Chris Rock's wife, Philanthropist, Mother Shares Her Journey In An Exclusive Butterfly Interview - Working Mother's Social Network | MyWorkButterfly 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.myworkbutterfly.com [Source type: General]
.Junior: I can't stop him.^ Junior : I can't stop him.
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 .He folds it up in his hand and shoves it in my pocket.^ He showed me how to wrap my hand around my penis and stroke it up and down.
  • wife | JackinWorld 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC jackinworld.com [Source type: General]

 ^ The best part about it, is having one of my little ones sitting on my lap and have them occasionally look up to me, put their hand on my face and share a big smile.
  • 5 games my kids LOVE to play | ubervice 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.ubervice.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ I’ll frequently feel their little hands come up and feel my face.
  • 5 games my kids LOVE to play | ubervice 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.ubervice.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 What can I do?
Michael: Be naked. .I bet he won't shove it in that pocket.^ I bet he won't shove it in that pocket.
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.Jay (to Michael): Are these [pants] yours or Junior's?^ Jay ( after Tiara compliments Junior's shoes ) : Tiara, he [Junior] put those mirrors on his shoes so he could look up at your panties.
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 ^ Jay ( referring to Michael's head ) : Do I run around the house telling Junior that he's genetically predisposed of looking like a brown egg?
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 ^ Dialogue 2 Jay 3 Junior 4 Michael 5 Kady 6 Other people 7 External links .
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Michael: Junior's. .I don't have pants with more than 38 pockets.^ I don't have pants with more than 38 pockets.
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 ^ People who think they know enough to despise faith don''t know where they are or where they will end up any more than the rest of us, so their arrogance is almost comical.
  • Michelle Obama On Love, Family & Politics - CBS Evening News - CBS News 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.cbsnews.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Assisted living at home can run more than $38,000 a year, or $19 per hour for a home health-care aid.
.Jay: What does that look like to you?^ Jay : What does that look like to you?
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 ^ It looks like you're new here.

 ^ You should have seen the looks on my kids' faces when we told them that I was moving back home; it was like watching them open gifts on Christmas morning.
  • Since You Asked - Salon.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.salon.com [Source type: General]
.Michael: I'll say it's chocolate-covered raisins.^ Michael : I'll say it's chocolate-covered raisins.
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.Jay: No, it looks like mouse droppings.^ Jay : No, it looks like mouse droppings.
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 ^ Jay : What does that look like to you?
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 ^ It looks like rain each and every day, but of course we get no drops.
  • Giving Your Kids (and Yourself) a Balanced Summer - On Balance 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.washingtonpost.com [Source type: General]
.Michael: There's only one way to find out.^ Our task was to find our way out.

 ^ There is only one source for that.
  • Veggies and Jellies and NBC, Oh My! | 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.philvischer.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Michael : There's only one way to find out.
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 .Junior, come taste one of these.^ Junior, come taste one of these.
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 ^ While I do agree that as we grow older, we lose more of our firsts, as compared to the "young" ones, I don't think these "firsts" will ever come to an end.
  • ideasonideas - Eric Karjaluoto discusses design, brands and experience » Blog Archive » Kids these days 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.ideasonideas.com [Source type: General]
.Michael: I thought you were going shopping for towels.^ I thought you were going to leave me, he said.
  • My husband is now my wife | The Sun |Woman|Real Life 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.thesun.co.uk [Source type: General]

 ^ This excites you as it means you get to go shopping for her!

 ^ Michael : I thought you were going shopping for towels.
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Jay: I did.
.Michael: When did Sony start making towels?^ Michael : When did Sony start making towels?
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 ^ Had a client recently whos mum did not make her eat veggies – she wishes she liked them and is trying as a 23 year old to start to like them.
  • Parenting Dilemma: Kids and Weight | Mark's Daily Apple 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.marksdailyapple.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.Franklin: First, we need to clean it (referring to a raw chicken).^ Franklin : First, we need to clean it (referring to a raw chicken).
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.Claire:OK, I'll put it in the dishwasher.^ Claire :OK, I'll put it in the dishwasher.
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 .Life cycle, right?^ Life cycle, right?
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.Franklin: Today, we're going to cook minute rice.^ Franklin : Today, we're going to cook minute rice.
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 ^ One thing I love about Kristy is the way she says 'I will let you go' when we're on the phone and then continues talking for another 10 or 15 minutes.

 ^ If you're into wine and/or fine dining, go to wine samplings, and take classes on wines and cooking classes.
  • Q & A: My Life Was Wife And Kids. I Am Now Alone.How Do I Find A New LifeI Had No Life Outside Of Family. - Videojug (Health & Wellbeing: Self- Esteem & Confidence) 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.videojug.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Claire: Really? .How long will that take?^ How long did it take you?

 ^ How long will that take?
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 ^ How long will it take to bring it back?
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.Jay: I've got ye olde egg salad.^ Jay : I've got ye olde egg salad.
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.Michael: That's why ye olde lifespan was only 36 years, because ye olde bowels couldn't digest ye olde food.^ Remember they are only 4-6 years old.
  • Teaching Kids about Spinning - Collected Wisdom from the Ashford-Spinners List 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.straw.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Michael : That's why ye olde lifespan was only 36 years, because ye olde bowels couldn't digest ye olde food.
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 ^ When she began teaching and taking daily aerobics classes and cutting out most food, though, even our then five-year-old noticed the difference.
  • ‘Anorexia nearly killed my wife’ - TODAY Health 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC today.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: General]
  • "Anorexia nearly killed my wife": Health & Fitness: glamour.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.glamour.com [Source type: General]
.Michael: Put him [a co-worker] down!^ "Now that I have come back down to earth and have made the necessary phone calls to family, and co-workers and such I just wanted to really thank you.
  • Kids And Pros - Best Youth Football Camps – Atlanta Tallahassee Danville 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.kidsandpros.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ When I put him/her down the mother gave me the most dirty look she could summon up grabbed the kid by the hand and stormed off.
  • Pedophiles, Witches and Kids - Truthdig 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ As I bent down to pick him up, he quickly put both hands on the top of his head and ducked while saying… “Watch my head, Daddy!
  • Child’s Play x2 - A dad and his twins » Family 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.childsplayx2.com [Source type: General]
.Calvin: I'm trying, but I don't know where to put him down!^ And definitely don't try and pressure him into it down the track.
  • I dumped my wife when she became a frumpy mummy... twice 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC womansday.ninemsn.com.au [Source type: General]

 ^ I don't get it, why get married when you know later down the track you will be having affair.
  • I dumped my wife when she became a frumpy mummy... twice 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC womansday.ninemsn.com.au [Source type: General]

 ^ Also, honesty is vital with God – He knows anyway, so don’t try to hide stuff from Him.
  • I’m Cheating on My Wife (part 1 of 2) | WithoutWax.tv by Pete Wilson 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC withoutwax.tv [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 .Why did they put in a 'pick-up' sign when they didn't put in a 'put-down' sign?^ They just put up walls.
  • Kids can't "go out and play" anymore - Boing Boing 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.boingboing.net [Source type: General]

 ^ Why did they put in a 'pick-up' sign when they didn't put in a 'put-down' sign?
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 ^ I asked if they had a certain item from Japan, the manager didn’t even look up from what he was doing.
  • How My Weekend Changed My Opinion of Ten Ren Teahouse « AllLookSame 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC alllooksame.com [Source type: General]
.Michael: It's a good thing you didn't see the 'loading in rear' sign.^ So good to see you, come on in .

 ^ Even if things seem difficult try and remember the good times the two of you have had.
  • My first day of marriage counseling | Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.penelopetrunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ When watching the game, be aware that the things your child or stepchild sees may be entirely different from what you see .
  • The Dad Man: Tips for Dads and Kids Watching the Super Bowl Together 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.thedadman.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.Claire: How would you feel if your parents went on a double date with you and Mom?^ If not, then how would you know?
  • Kids and Happiness : The Frontal Cortex 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC scienceblogs.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ How would you describe your Jewish religious affiliation?
  • The Good Wife: Hurry Up and Wait » Mixed Multitudes - My Jewish Learning: Exploring Judaism & Jewish Life 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.myjewishlearning.com [Source type: General]

 ^ I know how you feel.
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Michael: Like a virgin.
.Michael: You seem to be forgetting what we did in a movie theater.^ Michael : You seem to be forgetting what we did in a movie theater.
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 ^ It seems that you may have read the book "The 5 Love Languages", my husband and I did, it was fun to learn the love langage of the 6 kids we have, as well as each others!
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]

 ^ I just don't think it does anything to promote self-sufficiency, which you seemed to say it did.

 .Remember the hot dog trick?^ Remember the hot dog trick?
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.Jay: Go check on the kids.^ Jay : Go check on the kids.
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 ^ Jay tells the kids it's just a phase, but even her is going crazy with Michael.
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 ^ Kids get a birthday card with a check and the first thing they want to do is cash it and immediately go spend it.
Junior (after Michael writes the title of Junior's notepad of dumb sayings called "I Ain't Dumb"): Dad, there's no 'B' in dumb, that's 'dum-bee'.
.Michael: I found a gray hair.^ Michael : I found a gray hair.
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Jay: Where? In your goatee?
Michael: Lower.
.Jay: Your chest?^ Jay : Your chest?
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Michael: Warmer.
.Jay: You're nuts!^ Jay Says: December 2nd, 2009 at 8:21 am It is your mistake (you’re not alone) that you see Tiger on some moral pedestal, not Tiger’s.
  • Tiger Woods Voicemail to Jaimee Grubbs: “My Wife Looked Through My Phone and May Be Calling You.” | The Big Lead 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC thebiglead.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Michael: Exactly. The right one.
.Jay: You have 10 whole teeth in your mouth.^ And you will be a slave the whole of your life.
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 ^ Lastly, youre all whining about the shows going from 30 minutes each to 15-10-5 minutes.think about it.how long were the shows when you were kids?
  • PBS Kids Sprout | flagrantdisregard 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC flagrantdisregard.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ May 19, 2009 - 10:45am Thank you hollyberry for Thank you hollyberry for your support and insight.
  • Cancer may be wrecking my marriage | Cancer Survivors Network 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC csn.cancer.org [Source type: General]
.Kady: That's more than Grandma, right?^ It's more than I can afford right now.
  • wife | JackinWorld 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC jackinworld.com [Source type: General]

 ^ And how I know that I still wouldn’t be able to say or write it the right way even if I was more gifted than Shakespeare.
  • wife « Angry African on the Loose™ 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC angryafrican.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ But no place held more significance for me than the Lorraine Motel, now housing the National Civil Rights Museum in Memphis, Tennessee.
  • Family Man Online - Parenting advice, dad blog, tips for fatherhood skills, for fathers of all kinds 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.familymanonline.com [Source type: General]
.Junior: These hands were made for love.^ I've made these mistakes, but I believe I am truly in love for the very first time in my life.
  • I care for my wife but love another woman 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.queendom.com [Source type: General]
Michael: I know one of them is.
.Junior: For once, I'm not the dumbest one in the room.^ Junior : For once, I'm not the dumbest one in the room.
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.Tony: Yes, you are.^ Tony : Yes, you are.
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.Junior: You just proved me right.^ Junior : You just proved me right.
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 ^ You just think you're doing the right thing and believe you're doing it for the right reason.'
  • Colin Hendry: My darling wife Denise didn't have to die - medical staff failed her | Mail Online 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.dailymail.co.uk [Source type: General]

 ^ I know you get tired of fixing the same thing for me to eat, but a lot of foods just don't feel right and it feels like I'm going to gag.
  • Q&A - Enjoy Calm 24/7 Calm Kids, Calm Parents, Calm Schools 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.celebratecalm.com [Source type: General]

 .Because it's, "Yes, you is."^ Because it's, "Yes, you is."
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 ^ I’m a completely judgemental person and a hypocrite ( because yes, I do know that the moment I am too hasty to judge you I become the very hypocrite I so much want to call you.
  • Veggies and Jellies and NBC, Oh My! | 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.philvischer.com [Source type: General]

 ^ The payroll clerk checked his records and calmly responded, “Yes, your check was short this week by $100, but only because we overpaid you $100 the previous week.
  • » Dealing With Found Money, Followup @ fivecentnickel.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.fivecentnickel.com [Source type: General]
.Michael: Why don't you quit while you're behind, son?^ SON: No you're not!
  • Kids and Roleplaying Games (RPGS)'s Journal 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.livejournal.com [Source type: General]

 ^ You don’t have to say why.
  • My ex wife is haunting my house | News.com.au Ask Bossy Blog 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blogs.news.com.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ Don't think you're their mom; you're not.
  • My ex-wife - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: General]
.Junior: He who runs away, lives to fight another day.^ Junior : He who runs away, lives to fight another day.
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 ^ She said it was with her high school boyfriend, who lived 2000 miles away, and it was only via phone and text message.
  • divorce360.com | Just found out my wife had an affair 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.divorce360.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Ron Vorak, who lives across the street from the family's trailer at the Deer Run mobile home park, said he called 911 at about 3:20 p.m.
  • Police: Dad killed kids because wife was leaving - Crime & courts- msnbc.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: News]
  • Police: Man Killed 5 Kids When Wife Said She Was Leaving - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.foxnews.com [Source type: News]
Michael: Yeah. .And then he runs to join the Village People.^ And then he runs to join the Village People.
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 ^ You might want to consider joining our support group for people who have lost their partners, run through our parent site, GriefNet.
  • Answers to adult questions about kids grieving at Kidsaid.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.kidsaid.com [Source type: General]
.Junior (about accidentally knocking Michael out while being taught how to box): I feel like Sugar Ray.^ Michael : Son, how do you feel about sheep?
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 ^ Talk about being out of touch!
  • When the wife brings home more bacon. . . | Cynthia Tucker 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blogs.ajc.com [Source type: General]

 ^ How about waddling like a duck?
  • Entertain your kids with Today Is Fun -- Ideas for keeping kids happy, busy, and fully entertained 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.todayisfun.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Jay: Which one?
Junior: The band.
.Claire (after telling Junior, who got into a fight with Tony and got beat up after he assumed that Claire and Tony were having sex, when really they were playing miniature golf): What did you think we did?^ You are the only one who has to realize that the if onlys are only in your wishful thinking.
  • My Difficult Wife 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.drirene.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ Do they get up really early on Christmas?
  • Jon Gosselin Promises the Holidays Will Be the Same for the Kids | PopEater.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.popeater.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ "Did you really just say that?"
  • Magical Places We Loved as Kids, Then and Now: Miniature Golf and the Goddamn Volcano Hole - Los Angeles News - LA Daily 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blogs.laweekly.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Junior: It.
Claire: It?
Jay: It?
Michael: It?
Claire: That's disgusting!
Jay: That's disgusting!
.Michael: That's just plain damn nasty.^ Michael : That's just plain damn nasty.
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.Jay (to Claire, who broke up with Tony after seeing him with another woman, who was actually his cousin): Baby, you've got to communicate with Tony.^ I have 3 baby cousins who love to be around him.
  • The Best Dogs for Kids - Your Favorite Family Dog 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC dogs.about.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Did you marry him for who he was?
  • My first day of marriage counseling | Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.penelopetrunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ Jay (to Claire, who broke up with Tony after seeing him with another woman, who was actually his cousin) : Baby, you've got to communicate with Tony.
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 .That is the secret to any good relationship.^ That is the secret to any good relationship.
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 .How do you think your father and I have held in there for so long?^ How do you think she felt?

 ^ Don't make it about how she's failing you but about your longing for her.
  • My wife's sister is hotter than her. - - Slate Magazine 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.slate.com [Source type: General]

 ^ How can you get a copy of your own?
  • On the Move Approved: Walt Disney World with Kids 2009 and Giveaway | TravelingMamas.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC travelingmamas.com [Source type: General]
.Michael: Unplanned pregnancies?^ Michael : Unplanned pregnancies?
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(Jay stamps on Michael's foot) Ow!
You said you wanted me to give the male point of view, I'm giving you the male point of view!
.Jay: Go point your view back at the television.^ Jay : Go point your view back at the television.
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 ^ Go back to your cave now.
  • Wife getting fat.....help!!! - Topic Powered by Social Strata 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC forums.menshealth.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ At that point, I decided to go back to children's books, and almost immediately I started Holes , and it just seemed to take off on me.
  • Louis Sachar — Frequently Asked Questions 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.louissachar.com [Source type: General]
.Michael (to Claire, who is eating junk food to comfort her after her breakup with Tony): Claire, you gotta watch your sugar intake.^ Michael (to Claire, who is eating junk food to comfort her after her breakup with Tony) : Claire, you gotta watch your sugar intake.
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 ^ Have you ever exacted your revenge after a breakup?
  • Do I tell my wife and children I'm gay? | answerJam - your anonymous community. Share confessions, post secrets, rant, get help and advice. 100% anonymous, safe and fun! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC answerjam.com [Source type: General]

 ^ It’s what lets you eat, and your family eat.
  • » Ask the Readers: How Can I Get My Wife to Talk About Money? | Get Rich Slowly 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.getrichslowly.org [Source type: Original source]

 .You're already genetically predisposed to being a little thick.^ I already know you’re cheating.
  • I’m Cheating on My Wife (part 1 of 2) | WithoutWax.tv by Pete Wilson 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC withoutwax.tv [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ You're already genetically predisposed to being a little thick.
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 ^ You’ve got a little piano player in the back and they’re pretty hard to replace,” he said with a smile, “so slow it down.” .

 (looks at Jay)
.Jay: That wasn't even necessary!^ Jay ) Jay : That wasn't even necessary!
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.Michael: Baby, I was just being honest.^ Michael : Baby, I was just being honest.
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 ^ That's not just being "more honest than most."
  • Why Can't I Stop Fighting in Front of My Kids? - On Parenting 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC voices.washingtonpost.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Women are human beings, not just baby producers trying to stiff men for every penny they can.
  • I’m in my 30’s and I Don’t Want to Waste Time With the Wrong Men. How Soon Should I Find Out If He’s Serious About Marriage and Kids? | Evan Marc Katz Blog - Dating Coach 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.evanmarckatz.com [Source type: Original source]
.Jay (referring to Michael's head): Do I run around the house telling Junior that he's genetically predisposed of looking like a brown egg?^ Jay ( referring to Michael's head ) : Do I run around the house telling Junior that he's genetically predisposed of looking like a brown egg?
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 ^ This is what it looked like at my house.
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 ^ Jay : What does that look like to you?
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.Kady: Mom always burns the bottom of her cookies, and I like that.^ Kady : Mom always burns the bottom of her cookies, and I like that.
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 ^ I love my mom but her outfits always look like she just got back from the gym (and not the pretty gym clothes)!
  • Shops at 5807 Mommy Makeover Sponsors!And the three Richmond Mommy Makeover winners 2009 are:Richmond Mommy Makeover 2009-stay tuned for the winner! | Fun for Moms | Richmondmom.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC richmondmom.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Surely you know a few other moms that stay home during the day and surely one of them likes you well enough to babysit in exchange for home-made cookies.
  • Blending my kids and my career (ugh) | Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.penelopetrunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Jay: Thanks...I think.
.Michael: (to restaurant warker) You're Japanese, too?^ God/Dave Says: April 27th, 2009 at 2:14 pm I know what you’re going through Michael.
  • Dear God » Blog Archive » I’m A Christian And My Sex Life Sucks 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.dear-god.net [Source type: Original source]
.Man: Until midnight.^ Man : Until midnight.
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.Hippie: (to Michael) I'm going to call you 'Dark Cloud'. Aah!^ Ok the only reason she called and told you was becuase the OM wife was going to call you.
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 ^ Jay : (to Michael) If you keep this up, you're going to get to know your fingers really well.
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 ^ Don't go into politics unless God has called you.
  • allAfrica.com: Nigeria: I Lost Two Kids in One Day While Saving My Wife - Rev. Uma Ukpai 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC allafrica.com [Source type: Original source]
.Michael: And I'm going to call you 'a cab'! Aah!^ Ok the only reason she called and told you was becuase the OM wife was going to call you.
  • divorce360.com | Just found out my wife had an affair 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.divorce360.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Jay : (to Michael) If you keep this up, you're going to get to know your fingers really well.
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 ^ Don't go into politics unless God has called you.
  • allAfrica.com: Nigeria: I Lost Two Kids in One Day While Saving My Wife - Rev. Uma Ukpai 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC allafrica.com [Source type: Original source]
.Franklin: [to Kady, after she unknowingly applied skunk odor to herself] Don't worry, my little stinkweed.^ Franklin : [to Kady, after she unknowingly applied skunk odor to herself] Don't worry, my little stinkweed.
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 ^ I don't want to have to worry about poking my kids with pins.
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]

 ^ I don't worry about it since my stepkids have 4 sets of bio grandparents (each are divorced & remarried) and that doesn't include great grandparents or their stepdad's family too.
  • Grandparents and Step Kids : StepParents & Blended Families 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC boardsadmin.babyzone.com [Source type: General]

 .I still love you.^ I still love you.
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 ^ I don't think we need to shield the kids from every disagreement or how do they understand that you can disagree and still love each other?
  • Why Can't I Stop Fighting in Front of My Kids? - On Parenting 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC voices.washingtonpost.com [Source type: General]

 ^ And if you see Cristina, tell her I do still love her.
  • Footloose: Oct. 21: Help, I've Got a Race This Weekend, but My Wife Is Trying to Kill Me 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC footloose.runnersworld.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.Jay: It's Junior's first big-boy drawers!^ Jay : It's Junior's first big-boy drawers!
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 ^ Junior : Then why'd you tell me to tell you-- Jay : Shut up, boy, and get me to the altar!
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.Michael: I remember the big doo-doos he left in those drawers.^ Michael : I remember the big doo-doos he left in those drawers.
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.Jay: Junior's SAT scores just came in.^ Jay : Junior's SAT scores just came in.
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.Michael: Oh boy, let me get the whiskey.^ Michael : Oh boy, let me get the whiskey.
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.Jay: Claire, you're 16 now, what do you see yourself doing in the next few years?^ See you in a few years.
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]

 ^ Do you see yourself in the same situation as you were last year?
  • » Ask the Readers: How Can I Get My Wife to Talk About Money? | Get Rich Slowly 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.getrichslowly.org [Source type: Original source]

 ^ See you next year, .
  • Kids And Pros - Best Youth Football Camps – Atlanta Tallahassee Danville 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.kidsandpros.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
Claire: Shopping.
.Michael: Son, how do you feel about sheep?^ How do you feel about this sensitive, hot-button issue?

 ^ How do I feel about all this?
  • My son the cross-dresser- Time Out New York Kids 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC newyorkkids.timeout.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ How do _you_ feel about this post – do you have any misgivings at all?
  • My first day of marriage counseling | Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.penelopetrunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.Junior: Hey, who don't like saving money?^ Junior : Hey, who don't like saving money?
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 ^ But don’t make it sound like there is necessarily something WRONG with making other choices that make sense for different families who may have other considerations.
  • Raising Well-Rounded Kids | WBUR and NPR - On Point with Tom Ashbrook 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.onpointradio.org [Source type: General]

 ^ I don’t see making a life with someone who lies like that, unfortunately.
  • Wife Leaves Behind Husband and Kids : IDCheaters 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.idcheaters.com [Source type: General]
.Jay: (to Michael) If you keep this up, you're going to get to know your fingers really well.^ You have to know your own child.
  • Kids.Woot: The Community: World of Kids.Woot: Little Horrors on the Prairie 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC kids.woot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ You're going to do a show for the kids.
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 ^ You need to know your child.
  • Raising Well-Rounded Kids | WBUR and NPR - On Point with Tom Ashbrook 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.onpointradio.org [Source type: General]
.Michael: This beef stroganoff is really saying something.^ Michael : This beef stroganoff is really saying something.
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 ^ I really can't think of anyone else but you who didn't have something good to say about WDW. By the way, the food prices are less than Great Adventure.
  • I hate Disney World. And so do my kids | Parental Guidance Archive - NJ.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.nj.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ I’m not a mother, and I like the idea of kids - but in reality, when I’m seated behind a kid in a restaurant or movie theatre, I’m the bitch who says something.
.Jay: Yeah, it's saying 'I'm meatloaf!'^ Jay : Yeah, it's saying 'I'm meatloaf!'
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.Claire: Junior, get your butt out of my face!^ Claire : Junior, get your butt out of my face!
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 ^ Junior : Get your face out of my butt!
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 ^ If you come near my son again, I will kick you’re ass that you will need weeks to pull my shoelaces out of your nose’, I countered.
  • HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLES KIDS? THE CHALLENGE TO PARENTS AND PEOPLE EVERYWHERE | Care2 Share 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.care2.com [Source type: General]
.Junior: Get your face out of my butt!^ Claire : Junior, get your butt out of my face!
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 ^ Junior : Get your face out of my butt!
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 ^ If you come near my son again, I will kick you’re ass that you will need weeks to pull my shoelaces out of your nose’, I countered.
  • HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLES KIDS? THE CHALLENGE TO PARENTS AND PEOPLE EVERYWHERE | Care2 Share 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.care2.com [Source type: General]
.Claire: I'm the one in the line of fire!^ Claire : I'm the one in the line of fire!
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A short time later:
.Michael: Junior, I'll give you $50 if you fart right now.^ Right now you are hurting and want the hurting to be over.
  • Thanks to this site and you guys - [ loveandrespect.com ] Love And Respect - Forums/Blog 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.loveandrespect.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ PD: Where are you right now?
  • Jon Gosselin Loves His Kids, His Girlfriend And The Jews - ParentDish 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.parentdish.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ Junior : You just proved me right.
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.Kady: Which one of the Powerpuff Girls is my favorite?^ One of my favorite outfits at that time.
  • Larsen Kids, Parenting tag 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.larsenkids.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ This was one of my favorite experiences as a kid.
  • 40 Things To Teach My Kids Before They Leave Home | My Super-Charged Life 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC mysuperchargedlife.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ One of my favorite posts!
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]
Franklin: Barney?
.Vanessa: Which yogurt flavor is my favorite?^ Vanessa : Which yogurt flavor is my favorite?
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Junior: Seven!
.Jay: What is my dress size?^ Jay : What is my dress size?
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.Michael: The answer to your question is, your dress size is a six...^ Prince Charming answers your questions!
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]

 ^ In one case, when the couple got in front of the mediator, she handed them each a questionairre with two questions: 1) What is your child's shoe size?
  • Wife took Kids out of state, against my wishes, help! (lawyer, school district) - Kansas (KS) - City-Data Forum 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.city-data.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Thanks especially for the answer to the question "How do you make each one of your children feel important?".
  • MckMama: Prince Charming answers your questions! 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.mycharmingkids.net [Source type: General]
Jay: *giggling*
Michael: ...teen!
.Michael: Why does everyone think I'm the big green ogre?^ Duuude, why does everyone hate this cat so much?
  • Kevein Federline writes mean stuff on doors - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC thesuperficial.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ I do not guarantee that their life will not change, but when it does change they will know exactly why and we’ll think of ways to cope together.
  • The Chatelaine's Keys » Blog Archive » Economic Anxiety and Kids 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC sharonastyk.com [Source type: Original source]

 ^ I don't think the OP can force this on his wife since she does not agree that this is necessary for everyone's happiness.
  • UrbanBaby - I'm a SAHD and my wife is putting pressu... - Talk 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.urbanbaby.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
.Junior: Because you are.^ Junior : Because you are.
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.Jay: What, you have a big-screen TV in your back pocket?^ Bet your kids are back by now and you are catching up.
  • Two Weeks Without My Kids | Dad's House 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC dadshouseblog.com [Source type: General]

 ^ Please note: After you have submitted this survey, simply select "Back" on your Web browser to return to Kids' Money.
  • Kids' Money - Kids' Allowances 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.kidsmoney.org [Source type: General]

 ^ Now you have both the attacking and withdrawing skills under your belt.” Don’t call back.
  • WifeAdvice.com - Funny marriage stories from a clueless husband and his patient wife 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.wifeadvice.com [Source type: General]
.Wanda: No, but thanks for suggesting one can fit back there.^ She knew there was no one there for her.
  • kids « Angry African on the Loose™ 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC angryafrican.net [Source type: Original source]

 ^ Wanda : No, but thanks for suggesting one can fit back there.
  • My Wife and Kids - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • My Wife and Kids - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ But there was no one there.
  • kids « Angry African on the Loose™ 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC angryafrican.net [Source type: Original source]
Junior: I can't concentrate on my homework.
Michael: So you have to concentrate to bring home two D's and an F.
.Jay: I'm cleaning out the closet.^ Jay : I'm cleaning out the closet.
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Michael: With what, a bomb?
Jay: Tell me that's not Brian McKnight.
.Junior: That's not Brian McKnight.^ Junior : That's not Brian McKnight.
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Jay: Yes, it is, Junior.
Junior: Then why'd you tell me to tell you--
.Jay: Shut up, boy, and get me to the altar!^ Junior : Then why'd you tell me to tell you-- Jay : Shut up, boy, and get me to the altar!
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  • My Wife and Kids - Wikiquote 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

 ^ And I knew the boy that hardly talked until overnight, it seemed, we couldn’t get you to shut up.
  • Child’s Play x2 - A dad and his twins » Fatherhood 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.childsplayx2.com [Source type: General]
.Calvin: [after tasting some pudding meant to symbolize feces in a baby's soiled diaper] Mmm, it's chocolate pudding.^ Calvin : [after tasting some pudding meant to symbolize feces in a baby's soiled diaper] Mmm, it's chocolate pudding.
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.Instructor: Lucky for you, that's right.^ Instructor : Lucky for you, that's right.
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Jay

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  • (referring to Ken's new girlfriend, Tiara) "I hope this one doesn't think Apartheid is a laundry detergent."
  • (to Michael) "Until you get this mouse out of the house, you ain't getting any panties from this fanny!"
  • (to Michael, after hearing Tony singing) "I can't ignore him.^ Tell him you are tired of sneaking out of the house at dawn.
    • Why Does My Older Boyfriend Kick Me Out Before His Kids Wake Up? Give Me Some Relationship Advice! | Evan Marc Katz Blog - Dating Coach 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.evanmarckatz.com [Source type: General]

     ^ You are the one left out in the cold .
    • My wife's sexuality is tearing us apart | Life and style | The Guardian 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.guardian.co.uk [Source type: General]

     ^ Not one of them think like you.
    • Oh These Dads! Photos of Fathers and Kids 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.dirjournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

     He sounds like a cat in heat."
  • "The boy (Junior) has a lawnchair for a front (car) seat."
  • (to Junior, about his car) "She may have character, but she dosen't have a front seat."

Junior

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  • "Why do they call it a 'coffin' when you can't cough?"
  • "Shake, shake, shake!^ It doesn’t mean they are being “disrespectful” toward you, its simply the way THEY view sex(and they don’t get why women view it differently nor do they try and understand that).
    • Why Does My Older Boyfriend Kick Me Out Before His Kids Wake Up? Give Me Some Relationship Advice! | Evan Marc Katz Blog - Dating Coach 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.evanmarckatz.com [Source type: General]

     ^ It IS. I know you think he’s called “The Doctor”, but he’s NOT, right, he’s called DOCTOR WHO. That’s why the PROGRAMME is called DOCTOR WHO. OKAY? Right.

     ^ For example, you reference one technique that is formally called the 5 Whys, in which you continually ask why to a series of questions, a process that's aimed at drilling down to the core of an issue.
    • ideasonideas - Eric Karjaluoto discusses design, brands and experience » Blog Archive » Kids these days 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.ideasonideas.com [Source type: General]

     Shake, shake, shake! .Shake your milkshake!"
  • "I may have put the '-oron' in 'moron', but I didn't put the '-upid' in 'dumb'!"
  • "And he [Christopher Columbus] thought the world was round.^ Even if they didn’t quite make the cut with my kids, here are some other memes yours may appreciate: .
    • 10 Internet Memes You Can Share With Your Kids - And a Bunch You Can’t | GeekDad | Wired.com 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.wired.com [Source type: General]

     ^ If you're already considering what you can do to help any sons you may have before you're even pregnant, you're putting more thought into the issue than most people.

     ^ Are you willing to put your kids through it too, now that you’ve thought about it?

     What an idiot!"
  • "You know I can't work a R."

Michael

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  • "How am I supposed to believe that my pie got up and ate itself?"
  • "This [pie] is all you're going to eat until I find out who did it [ate his pie]."
  • "Did you see the way those women looked at me?^ Here’s how we did it – and how you can do it, too – step by step.
    • The Simple Dollar » Shared Dreams: How My Wife and I Got on the Same Financial Page 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.thesimpledollar.com [Source type: General]

     ^ And I’ll figure out how to work around all of them and so can you.
    • Kasperian Moving Parts 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC movingparts.net [Source type: General]

     ^ You're going to do a show for the kids.
    • Entertain your kids with Today Is Fun -- Ideas for keeping kids happy, busy, and fully entertained 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.todayisfun.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

     .I felt like a hamburger in Somalia."
  • "Boy, you've got your butt in my ear!"
  • "Kissing can lead to touching, and touching can lead to grandchildren."
  • (to a man at the gas station) "Hey, Shrek!^ I felt like that too about my marriage.
    • My wife is having a mid life crisis - Advice please | LifeTwo 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC lifetwo.com [Source type: General]

     ^ I felt like it was my obligation, that I owed it to them.
    • Dad's Eye View: The Agony and The Ecstasy 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.cookiemag.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

     ^ But I've not been touched like I was by your column about Marriage Counseling.
    • My first day of marriage counseling | Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC blog.penelopetrunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

     You think you can move any time this century?!"
  • "'Summer Breeze'? That sounds like a feminine hygiene commercial."

Kady

.
  • "I don't care about no chocolate, anyway.^ Here's a piece no one cared about.

     ^ I don’t know about you but to me, no one just looks like a, (insert name here).
    • Larsen Kids, Parenting tag 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.larsenkids.com [Source type: Original source]

     ^ READERS' COMMENTS Excellent statement - abusive kids don't care about their victims...appeal to their self interest.
    • When Kids Get Ugly: How to Stop Threats and Verbal Abuse (Part 2) 1 February 2010 3:27 UTC www.empoweringparents.com [Source type: General]

     It gives me the runs."

Other people

  • Grandma Kyle: "I'm going to outlive you if it kills me!"
  • Nurse: "Did something die in here?"

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