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NCIS
The show's opening logo.
Title card
Also known as NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service
Genre Police procedural
Drama
Created by Donald P. Bellisario
Don McGill
Starring Mark Harmon
Michael Weatherly
Cote de Pablo
Pauley Perrette
Sean Murray
Rocky Carroll
David McCallum
Sasha Alexander
Lauren Holly
Theme music composer Numeriklab
Opening theme NCIS Theme
Composer(s) Brian Kirk
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 7
No. of episodes 156 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Shane Brennan
Donald P. Bellisario
Chas. Floyd Johnson
Producer(s) David Bellisario
Avery C. Drewe
Mark Harmon
Location(s) Santa Clarita, California
Cinematography Billy Webb
Running time 42–44 minutes
Production company(s) Belisarius Productions
Paramount Television (2003–06)
CBS Paramount Television (2006–09)
CBS Television Studios (2009–present)
Broadcast
Original channel CBS
Picture format 480i (SDTV)
1080i (HDTV)
Original run September 23, 2003 (2003-09-23) – present
Chronology
Related shows JAG
NCIS: Los Angeles
External links
Official website
.NCIS, also known as NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service, is an American police procedural drama television series revolving around a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which conducts criminal investigations involving the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps.^ Without a Trace is a fast-paced procedural drama about the Missing Persons Squad of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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^ It then teams up with the police to stage a humiliating, televised arrest, while the accused still has the presumption of innocence.
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^ 'Missing' and its on every day this week at 2:15 on BBC 1 Missing is a compelling new procedural drama series set in a busy Missing Persons Unit.
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.The concept and characters were initially introduced in a two-part episode of the CBS series JAG (JAG episodes 8.20 and 8.21).^ As of this year, the entire Invaders series is now available on dvd, each episode is introduced by Roy Thinnes.
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^ Later the following year they edited it into a three part episode of the series.
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^ Quote from: suelyblu on August 21, 2009, 04:20:18 PM Just watched the first episode of the second series of " The Tudors".
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.The show, a spin-off from JAG, premiered on September 23, 2003 on CBS and, to date, has aired six full seasons and has gone into syndicated reruns on USA Network, Sleuth and Ion Television.^ Even into the show's second season, however, that idea made Fox "twitchy," according to Whedon.
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^ (Actually, I'm hoping they rerun in order because the last few weeks have been kinda on again/off again by the network.
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^ All of these shows are airing a full season and Cougar Town had a very amusing episode last night with special guest star Lisa Kudrow.
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.Donald Bellisario, who created JAG as well as the well-known series Magnum, P.I. and Quantum Leap, is co-creator and executive producer of NCIS.^ "Launch My Line" features ten well-known professionals who are highly regarded in their own field of expertise, and have always dreamed of having their own clothing lines.
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^ Coming when "Big Love" starts up again (SPOILER): Quote The character is being groomed for an incredible season, teases co-creator/executive producer Will Scheffer.
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^ Paul Haggis, who co-wrote and directed the original, will be executive producer.
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NCIS was originally referred to as "Navy NCIS" during Season 1; however, "Navy" was later dropped from the title as it was redundant. .NCIS returned for a seventh season on September 22, 2009[1] at 8:00 p.m.^ Title: Re: TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky Post by: killersmom on April 20, 2009, 09:00:22 PM .
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^ Title: Re: TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky Post by: Passion on September 08, 2009, 12:00:27 PM .
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^ Title: Re: TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on May 22, 2009, 11:00:14 AM .
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EST and was followed by its spin-off series NCIS: Los Angeles starring Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J.[2]

Contents

Premise

.NCIS follows a fictional team of Naval Criminal Investigative Service Major Case Response Team (MCRT) special agents headquartered at the Washington Navy Yard in Washington, D.C. It is described by the actors and producers (on special features on DVD releases in the United States) as being distinguished by its comic elements, ensemble acting and character-driven plots.^ If any of you buy dvd's or Netflix them or something, in about a month the first season of Better Off Ted is being released (13 episodes) and I want to recommend it.
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^ A thirteenth episode from Season 1 was not aired, but was released on DVD after a premiere at the 2009 Comic Con in San Diego.
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^ A year later the entire cast got together and did some special extras for a dvd release of it, which included thirteen episodes!
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.NCIS is the primary law enforcement and counter-intelligence arm of the United States Department of the Navy, which includes the United States Marine Corps.^ During World War II, McMahon was a fighter pilot in the United States Marine Corps serving as a flight instructor and test pilot.
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.NCIS investigates all major criminal offenses (felonies)—crimes punishable under the Uniform Code of Military Justice by confinement of more than one year—within the Department of the Navy.^ And I truly DO resent the fact that all the female characters on this show appear to be MORE pathetic than the men.
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^ Being a military brat myself....one comment I have is that they all dress a lot nicer and have nicer homes than I ever remember my mom and her friends ever having!
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^ CHANNEL 4S biopic of late politician Mo Mowlam was the highest rated drama for the station for more than eight years, figures showed today.
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.The MCRT is frequently assigned to high profile cases such as the death of the U.S. president's military aide, a bomb situation on a U.S. Navy warship, the death of a celebrity on a reality show set on a USMC base, terrorist threats, and kidnappings.^ I would imagine that it would be a really good show for those who are in their situation.
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^ It's an autopsy and forensics based program where real human bodies are cut-up and sliced to show the insides.
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The MCRT is led by Supervisory Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon). Gibbs’s team is composed of Special Agent and Senior Field Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly), Special Agent Timothy McGee (Sean Murray) and Probationary Special Agent (formerly Mossad liaison officer) Ziva David (Cote de Pablo), who replaced Caitlin "Kate" Todd (Sasha Alexander) when she was shot by Ari Haswari (Rudolf Martin) at the end of season two. Ari was then killed by his half-sister Ziva at the beginning of season three. The team is assisted in their investigations by Chief Medical Examiner Donald "Ducky" Mallard (David McCallum), Medical Assistant Jimmy Palmer (Brian Dietzen), and Forensic Specialist Abigail "Abby" Sciuto (Pauley Perrette). .It has been revealed through flashbacks that the 'original' head of the MCRT was Special Agent Mike Franks, who headed the unit when it was part of NIS. He recruited Gibbs shortly after Gibbs' retirement from the Marine Corps, eventually retiring himself some years later.^ He remained in the Marine Corps Reserve, retiring with the rank of Colonel in 1966 and was then commissioned as a Brigadier General in the California Air National Guard.
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^ In the last couple years I've lost several friends who were between 58 and 63 and while they still had some good years left in them, they were not "young."
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^ Later the following year they edited it into a three part episode of the series.
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After Franks departure, Gibbs recruited DiNozzo from the Baltimore Police Department's Homicide Section. The two were briefly joined by Vivian Blackadder, whom Gibbs recruited from the FBI. In the second part of the NCIS pilot, Blackadder allowed her emotions to nearly derail an anti-terror operation in Spain. .Gibbs is noticeably disappointed, Blackadder is not present in the series' first regular episode.^ First they canceled it, but they held back a couple of episodes, including the series finale, to air later.
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^ Quote from: Castro on April 06, 2008, 07:27:20 PM I was happy to learn that BBCAmerica has a new "Wire in the Blood" series - but the first episode, playing at the moment here on the left coast, is disappointing.
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^ I just rented the series and watched the first few episodes and, man, what a great show!
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McGee first appears as a Field Agent assigned to the Norfolk Field Office. .He uses his computer skills to aid the MCRT in subsequent investigations through the rest of the first season, until he is officially promoted with his own desk at the Navy Yard in the beginning of the second season.^ "There are other things about the show that never came back, and I didnt really realize it until the second season -- [there were] things that we were ultimately sort of dancing around....
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^ I loved the first season, watched some of the second and have been hit or miss ever since...
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^ Southland began tonight on TNT, where it will run from its first season through new material not yet shown.
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NCIS is currently led by Director Leon Vance (Rocky Carroll). .The first director seen in the series, Thomas Morrow (Alan Dale), left after being promoted to Deputy Director of DHS.^ I was happy to learn that BBCAmerica has a new "Wire in the Blood" series - but the first episode, playing at the moment here on the left coast, is disappointing.
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Jenny Shepard (Lauren Holly) was appointed director after Morrow; she was killed in a shootout at the end of the fifth season, thus making Vance the director of the whole organization.

Cast and characters

The series features seven main cast members, with numerous characters recurring throughout the series.
Regular cast
A production photo of the cast members.
The Season 1 Cast
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  • Mark Harmon portrays Leroy Jethro Gibbs (season 1–), Special Agent In Charge of the Major Case Response Team. .Former Gunnery Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps until 1991 when his wife Shannon and daughter Kelly were killed while in the protection of NIS.[3] The case agent Mike Franks convinced him then to become a Special Agent in 1992.[4]
  • Michael Weatherly portrays Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (season 1–), Special Agent and Senior Field Agent of the Major Case Response Team.^ During World War II, McMahon was a fighter pilot in the United States Marine Corps serving as a flight instructor and test pilot.
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    Former Peoria, Philadelphia and Baltimore police officer before joining NCIS in 2001.[5]
  • Pauley Perrette portrays Abigail "Abby" Sciuto (season 1–), Forensics Specialist.
  • David McCallum portrays Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard (season 1–) , Medical Examiner, NCIS. Spent some time as a Medical Examiner in Vietnam, Bosnia and Afghanistan before working for NCIS.
  • Sean Murray portrays Timothy McGee (recurring: season 1; season 2–), Special Agent and Junior Field Agent of Major Case Response Team.
  • Cote de Pablo portrays Ziva David (season 3–), Special Agent and Probationary Field Agent of Major Case Response Team since season seven. For the four years previous was on the same team as Mossad Liaison Officer.
  • Rocky Carroll portrays Leon Vance (recurring: season 5, season 6–), Director of NCIS since season six.
Also starring
  • Brian Dietzen portrays Jimmy Palmer (recurring: season 1–5, season 6–), Assistant Medical Examiner to Dr. Mallard since late season one.
Former regular cast
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  • Sasha Alexander portrayed Caitlin "Kate" Todd (season 1–2, guest star: "Kill Ari: 1&2"), Former Special Agent, Secret Service, until season one before working as Special Agent and Field Agent of Major Case Response Team.^ All of these shows are airing a full season and Cougar Town had a very amusing episode last night with special guest star Lisa Kudrow.
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    ^ The Canadian version, The Secret Lives of Hockey Wives was cancelled after only one season.
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    ^ One of the girls just came home to see them cooking lobster, and she said: "This is why I don't eat lobster or anything like because you have to kill it before you eat it."
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    Died in "Twilight" after being shot by Ari Haswari in a Collateral Damage"
  • Lauren Holly portrayed Jenny Shepard (season 3–5), Director of NCIS seasons 3–5. Formerly worked under Gibbs in Europe and former lover of Gibbs. Died in "Judgment Day Part 1" after Natasha (aka Svetlana) sends assassins who kill her in the diner but only after Jenny manages to kill all of them.
Recurring cast
Former recurring cast
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  • Alan Dale portrayed Thomas Morrow (season 1–3), the first Director of NCIS seen in the series.^ I found the first season absolutely fantastic, it was new, original, something we've never seen on TV, i just loved it.
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    Resigned as Director of NCIS in "Kill Ari Part 1" after being offered a job at Homeland Security.
  • Pancho Demmings portrayed Gerald Jackson (season 1) guest star: "Kill Ari: 1&2"), Assistant Medical Examiner to Dr. Mallard during the first season until he was shot by Ari Haswari in Bête Noire. He was Dr. Mallard's assistant two years prior to this and went into rehab after the incident.
  • Jessica Steen portrayed Paula Cassidy (season 1–4), Special Agent, NCIS. Killed in a suicide bomb attack in "Grace Period"
  • Liza Lapira portrayed Michelle Lee (season 4–6), Special Agent, NCIS. Was assigned to Special Agent DiNozzo's team at the start of Season 4. Reassigned back to the Legal Department after Gibbs returned, and recurred during the fourth season. Returned to Gibbs' team at the end of Season 5 in "Judgment Day Part 2" after being suspected as a mole, and was shot by Gibbs in "Dagger" [to hit her captor behind her] after it was revealed she was captured and blackmailed.
  • Susanna Thompson portrayed Hollis Mann (season 4–5), Lt. Colonel, U.S. Army, CID, retired. Love interest of Gibbs seasons 4–5.
  • Scottie Thompson portrayed Jeanne Benoit (season 4–5), Doctor at Monroe University Hospital and daughter of arms dealer René Benoit [also known as La Grenouille] Was involved in undercover operation and was love interest of Special Agent DiNozzo from seasons 4–5, her last appearance was in "Internal Affairs".

Production

The filming crew in 2009.

Name

.Prior to the launch of the first season, advertisements on CBS identified the show as "Naval CIS". By the time of the launch of the first episode, NCIS was airing under the name Navy NCIS, the name it held for the entire first season.^ I said that the week of the first show of the season...
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^ First they canceled it, but they held back a couple of episodes, including the series finale, to air later.
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^ ABC aired the first 8 episodes last spring and I didn't watch it til I came across it around episode 6 and I lmao'd.
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Since the "N" in NCIS stands for "Naval", the name Navy NCIS was technically redundant. The decision to use this name was reportedly made by CBS, over the objections of Bellisario, in order to:
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  • Attract new viewers (particularly those of JAG), who might not know the NCIS abbreviation.
  • Disambiguate between NCIS and the similarly-themed and similarly-spelled CBS series CSI and its spinoffs.^ Had he not abdicated, who knows what might have happened.
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    ^ He is also in a new doctor series on CBS this fall.
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    ^ It was the first show with a new writer, so who knows, but there you have it.
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    .(The original title, for instance, was often misquoted and parodied as "Navy CSI", something the show itself referenced in the first episode).^ The original pilot episode is titled "Echo".
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    ^ If any of you buy dvd's or Netflix them or something, in about a month the first season of Better Off Ted is being released (13 episodes) and I want to recommend it.
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    ^ I just rented the series and watched the first few episodes and, man, what a great show!
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    [6]
After its successful first season, the name of the series was shortened to NCIS.

Filming location

NCIS is set in the Washington, D.C. area but is filmed in Santa Clarita, California.[7] The sound stages are in Santa Clarita. The series is shot throughout southern California.

Crew changes

.It was reported in May 2007 that Donald Bellisario would be stepping down from the show.^ Reports suggest Conan O'Brien, who succeeded Leno as host of The Tonight Show, would be pushed back to a 12:05 a.m.
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^ Quote from: john john on June 21, 2007, 11:11:39 AM I wouldn't want to see a gay man on the show, it would yet again clump gay men with women.
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[8] .Due to a disagreement with series star Mark Harmon, Bellisario's duties as show runner/head writer were to be tasked to long-time show collaborators, including co-executive producer Chas.^ BTW, the guy playing his dad was the CO on JAG for a long time.
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^ Really I doubt it would have lasted a long time, but the actors involved were top notch as were the producers.
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^ She said she and co-executive producer Bill Geddie are still looking at candidates, and may take until late July to make a decision.
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Floyd Johnson and Shane Brennan, with Bellisario retaining his title as executive producer.[9]

Episodes

Six seasons of NCIS have been aired, with the sixth season ending on May 19, 2009. The seventh season began airing on September 22, 2009.

Crossovers

NCIS has previously had several crossovers with other CBS shows:
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  • JAG: The pilot of NCIS was made up of two episodes of JAG, "Ice Queen" and "Meltdown" from JAG's eighth season.^ I haven't tuned in to any of "my" soaps all summer but the great thing about them is you get caught up within an episode or two.
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    ^ If the show is as true as it says it is, questions in two recent episodes seemed carefully designed to break up contestants marriages.
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    ^ Besides, any show that kills an innocent little baby in it's first episode has my admiration and respect :D Wait until you get into the last two seasons....
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    These JAG episodes introduced Mark Harmon as Gibbs, Michael Weatherly as Tony, Pauley Perrette as Abby, and David McCallum as Ducky.
  • NCIS: Los Angeles: Rocky Carroll appears on NCIS: Los Angeles as his NCIS character Director Leon Vance, while Pauley Perrette has appeared twice as Abby.

Ratings

American ratings

Seasonal rankings (based on average total viewers per episode) of NCIS.
Note: Each U.S. network television season starts in late September and ends in late May, which coincides with the completion of May sweeps.
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Season Episodes Timeslot (EST) Original Airing Rank Viewers
(in millions)
Season premiere Season finale TV season
1st 23 Tuesday 8:00 p.m./7c September 23, 2003 May 25, 2004 2003–04 #26 11.84[10]
2nd 23 Tuesday 8:00 p.m./7c September 28, 2004 May 24, 2005 2004–05 #22 13.63[11]
3rd 24 Tuesday 8:00 p.m./7c September 20, 2005 May 16, 2006 2005–06 #16 15.30[12]
4th 24 Tuesday 8:00 p.m./7c September 19, 2006 May 22, 2007 2006–07 #18 14.50[13]
5th 19 Tuesday 8:00 p.m./7c September 25, 2007 May 20, 2008 2007–08 #10 15.65[14]
6th 25 Tuesday 8:00 p.m./7c September 23, 2008 May 19, 2009 2008–09 #5 17.89[15]
7th 24 Tuesday 8:00 p.m./7c September 22, 2009 May 2010 2009–10 #3 20.47 (to date)
  • NCIS became a top 10 program in its fifth season, averaging 15.65 million viewers, despite a WGA strike.^ NCIS - 20.60 million viewers 2.
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    ^ The film, Mo , starring Julie Walters, drew an average of 3.5 million viewers when it was screened at 9pm on Sunday night.
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    ^ Dancing With The Stars (Tuesday) - 15.37 million 10.
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    .Notably, the show is one of the few that has actually increased in viewership as it progresses, as opposed to most shows which decrease in popularity as they fade, and has even been able to finish a strong second to Fox's American Idol, a time slot seen by many as a "death slot" for most series.
  • NCIS delivered its largest audience to date in the Season 7 episode "Reunion", averaging 21.37 million viewers.^ NCIS - 20.60 million viewers 2.
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    ^ Don't we have an American Idol thread this season?
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    ^ They actually showed the kissing, too.
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    .It won its time slot on September 29, 2009 in households (12.9/21), viewers (21.37m), adults 25–54 (6.4/17), and adults 18–49 (4.8/14).^ Title: Re: TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky Post by: Passion on August 18, 2009, 10:21:55 PM .
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    ^ Title: Re: TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky Post by: killersmom on March 21, 2009, 12:24:22 PM .
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    ^ Title: Re: TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky Post by: jack on October 17, 2009, 05:25:14 AM .
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    [16]

Other ratings

DVR ratings:
Cable ratings:
  • The show ranked number eighteen (4.793 million viewers) in the list of Nielsen ratings top twenty most-watched cable shows for the week ending January 25, 2009.[20]
  • The show ranked number ten (4.535 million viewers), twelve (4.264 million viewers), thirteen (4.221 million viewers), fifteen (4,161 million viewers), seventeen (4.132 million viewers), and twenty (4.081 million viewers) in the list of Nielsen ratings top twenty most-watched cable shows for the week ending March 1, 2009.[21]
  • The show ranked sixteen (4.091 million viewers), seventeen (4.084 million viewers), eighteen (4.072 million viewers), and twenty (4.006 million viewers) in the list of Nielsen ratings top twenty most-watched cable shows for the week ending March 29, 2009.[22]
  • The show ranked number five (4.492 million viewers), six (4.467 million viewers), eight (4.394 million viewers), nine (4.214 million viewers), fifteen (3.962 million viewers), and seventeen (3.8.58 million viewers) in the list of Nielsen ratings top twenty most-watched cable shows for the week ending May 3, 2009.[23]
  • The show ranked number three (4.82 million viewers), six (4.38 million viewers), ten (3.82 million viewers), eleven (3.88 million viewers), and fourteen (3.87 million viewers) in the list of Nielsen ratings top fifteen most-watched cable shows for the week ending November 1, 2009.[24]

DVD releases

.The first six seasons of NCIS have been released as full-season boxed sets in Regions 1, 2 and 4. In Germany (which belongs to Region 2), each of season 1 – 4 was released in two DVD-boxes.^ The first season is available on dvd.
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^ If any of you buy dvd's or Netflix them or something, in about a month the first season of Better Off Ted is being released (13 episodes) and I want to recommend it.
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^ The final season of OZ will be released on DVD on Sept.
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.The first season DVD release omits the two part introductory episode that aired as part of the eighth season of JAG.^ The first season is available on dvd.
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^ First they canceled it, but they held back a couple of episodes, including the series finale, to air later.
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^ ABC aired the first 8 episodes last spring and I didn't watch it til I came across it around episode 6 and I lmao'd.
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DVD Name Region 1 Region 2 Region 4
Season 1 June 6, 2006[25] July 24, 2006[26] August 10, 2006[27]
Season 2 November 14, 2006[28] October 16, 2006[29] October 12, 2006[30]
Season 3 April 24, 2007[31] June 25, 2007[32] March 15, 2007[33]
Season 4 October 23, 2007[34] May 19, 2008[35] July 10, 2008[36]
Season 5 August 26, 2008[37] June 22, 2009[38] May 7, 2009
Season 6 August 25, 2009[39] June 23, 2010[40] June 3, 2010
Season 7 TBA TBA TBA

Soundtrack

.CBS Records released the show's first soundtrack on February 10, 2009.[41] The Official TV Soundtrack is a two-disc, 22-track set that includes brand new songs from top artists featured prominently in upcoming episodes of the series as well as the show’s original theme by Numeriklab[42] (available commercially for the first time) and a remix of the theme by Ministry.^ Most original new series so far .
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^ I can have new episodes of my shows.
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^ Title: Re: TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky Post by: Passion on August 18, 2009, 10:21:55 PM .
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The set also includes songs performed by series regulars Pauley Perrette and Cote de Pablo.
A sequel to the soundtrack was released on November 3, 2009. NCIS: The Official TV Soundtrack; Vol. .2 is a single disc, 12 track set that covers songs (many previously unreleased) featured throughout the seventh season of the show, including one recording titled "Bitter and Blue" by Weatherly, as well as two songs used in previous seasons.^ Have you heard of it in America and other non included countries??Several (50-60) countries submit a song to be judged best one.
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^ One show that I thought was ok at the beginning has become one of the stupidest shows of the new season in my opinion.
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^ He added that the twins will still feature in Girls Next Door if the show is picked up for another season.
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Spin-off

.CBS has picked up an NCIS spin-off series with the title NCIS: Los Angeles.^ I mention it because how is airing two episodes on a Saturday night against baseball play-offs an indication of its worthiness to be picked-up or cancelled?
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^ And now that they've finally killed off the boyfriend, maybe the show will start to pick up some steam.
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^ NCIS: Los Angeles - 18.73 million (premiere) 3.
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[43][44][45][46] .Filming began in February 2009, with the characters introduced in a two-part NCIS episode entitled "Legend" which aired on April 28, 2009 and May 5, 2009.[44] The characters listed were: G. Callen, Clara Macy, Nate "Doc" Getz, Kensi Blye, and Sam Hanna.^ Quote from: doodler on May 08, 2009, 05:44:17 AM Well, the "fish" should cancel each other out, so that means Adam wins, right?
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^ They produced six episodes and aired only two.
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^ It's an episode the London, Ont.-born actor is looking forward to, on may levels: It's one of the few shows on network television to portray a gay marriage between two main characters - a feat the 28-year-old actor is quite proud of, from a professional perspective.
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[47] Crew members will include Michael B. Kaplan, Lev L. Spiro, Jerry London, Sheldon Epps and Mark Saraceni.[48]
Chris O'Donnell plays the lead character, G. Callen.[49] LL Cool J, plays the role of Special Agent Sam Hanna, a former Navy SEAL, who works in the undercover unit of NCIS in Los Angeles, and is also fluent in Arabic and an expert on Middle Eastern culture."[45] Peter Cambor and Daniela Ruah were confirmed to be cast as leads of the new spin-off, playing a psychologist (called "Nate") and forensic investigator (called "Kensi") respectively.[47]
Characters from NCIS have appeared in the spin-off; Leon Vance has a recurring role and Abby Sciuto appeared in the episode "Random on Purpose".

Awards and nominations

  • Nominated – Outstanding Actress in a Drama Television Series – Cote de Pablo (2008)
  • Won – Top TV Series – Matt Hawkins, Maurice Jackson, Neil Martin (2009)
  • Won – Top TV Series – Matt Hawkins, Maurice Jackson, Neil Martin (2008)
  • Won – Top TV Series – Matt Hawkins, Maurice Jackson, Neil Martin (2007)
  • Won – Top TV Series – Matt Hawkins, Maurice Jackson, Neil Martin (2006)
  • Won – Top TV Series – Matt Hawkins, Maurice Jackson, Neil Martin (2004)
  • Won – Top TV Series – Steven Bramson (2004)
BMI Film & TV Awards
  • Won – BMI TV Music Award – Brian Kirk (2009)
  • Won – BMI TV Music Award – Brian Kirk (2008)
  • Won – BMI TV Music Award – Joseph Conlan (2005)
California on Location Awards
  • Won – Location Team of the Year (Episodic Television) – Emily Kirylo, Jim McClafferty, Joel Sinderman, Michael Soleau (2008)
  • Nominated – Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series – Cote de Pablo (2009)
  • Nominated – Favorite TV Drama (2009)
  • Nominated – Favorite TV Drama Actor – Mark Harmon (2009)
  • Nominated – Outstanding Stunt Coordination – Diamond Farnsworth, "Requiem" (2008)
  • Nominated – Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series – Charles Durning (2005)
  • Nominated – Best Supporting Actress/Television – Cote de Pablo (2009)
  • Won – Best Supporting Actress/Television – Cote de Pablo (2006)
  • Nominated – Best Performance in a TV Series – Guest Starring Young Actor – Dominic Scott Kay, "Lost & Found" (2008)

International distribution

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  • Network Ten & TV1 – Australia
  • ORF 1- Austria
  • RTL-TVI Belgium
  • VT4 – Belgium
  • AXN- Brazil
  • Global TV – Canada
  • Red-TV – Chile
  • Nova TV – Czech Republic
  • Nelonen – Finland
  • M6 (France) – France
  • Sat.1 & 13th Street – Germany
  • NovaCinema3 – Greece (Currently showing season 6)
  • TV2 – Hungary
  • RTÉ – Ireland
  • Rai Due – Italy (Currently airing season 6)
  • 8TV - Malaysia
  • Veronica and SBS 6 – the Netherlands
  • TV3 (New Zealand) – New Zealand
  • TV3 and Viasat4 – Norway
  • TVN, TVN HD, TVN7 & AXN – Poland
  • AXN & SIC – Portugal
  • NTV & DTV – Russia
  • AXN Adria – Serbia
  • TV Markíza – Slovakia
  • TV3 – Slovenia
  • AXN & La Sexta[50] – Spain
  • 3 Plus TV – Switzerland
  • Dizimax- Turkey
  • FX, Five and Five USA – UK and Ireland (with FX (UK) carrying the new episodes.^ Hope this new show makes it to the UK...
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    ^ Lovin the New series of Desperate Housewives which started last wednesday its the one tv show all my family sit down together and watch, is it on season 6 now?
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    ^ How was I to know they'd be airing NEW shows in the summer?
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    Currently with Season 7.)
  • TV3 and TV6 – Estonia
  • TV3 and TV3+ – Denmark
  • TV3 – Sweden
  • SABC 2 & DSTV – South Africa
  • Repretel 11 – Costa Rica

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External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.NCIS (2003-) is a CBS network television series about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service of the United States Navy.^ Navy NCIS TELEVISION PROGRAM Full title, Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service , drama broadcast since 2003.
  • Navy NCIS 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.nndb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs and the rest of the NCIS team.
  • Ncis on CBS Store 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC cbs.resultspage.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ One of the hottest television shows on the air is NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service).
  • What is NCIS? - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com 20 November 2009 10:010 UTC www.associatedcontent.com [Source type: General]

Contents

JAG Pilot Episodes

NOTE: Before being launched as its own series, NCIS was featured as a two part episode in Season 8 of the Series JAG

Ice Queen

.Gibbs: Kid puts a new one in a corpse.^ Speaking of things unresolved, the show is casting the mother of one of Gibbs’ ex-wives, a character Brennan says will shed new light on “what happened in his past.” .
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^ Gibbs and the team must work with the shady Trent Kort to put away one of NCIS's most wanted.
  • IGN: NCIS: Season 6 20 November 2009 10:010 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Inform.com scours the web for the best news and puts it all in one place for you.

That's a new one.

.Gibbs: (to Vivian) I think the scout master is the tall one.^ Gibbs : (to Vivian) I think the scout master is the tall one.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Ducky: Special Agent Blackadder, how about dinner tonight after the autopsy?^ Ducky : Special Agent Blackadder, how about dinner tonight after the autopsy?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ducky : Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Bending any set rules depends on how desperate he is on his case and Special Agent Tony DiNozzo thus makes a perfect assistant to him.
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.Vivian: Oh, I never date men old enough to be my father, Ducky.^ Vivian : Oh, I never date men old enough to be my father, Ducky.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ducky: My father used to say "You must live for today; because yesterday is gone, and tomorrow may never come."
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I never liked the February date, but I feel a bit screwed over for my efforts to get everything fixed before winter set in in 2008.
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.Ducky: Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.^ Ducky : Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ducky : Special Agent Blackadder, how about dinner tonight after the autopsy?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: (looking at the body) When'd she die?^ Gibbs : (looking at the body) When'd she die?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs : He wanted us to look for a body.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: Oh, gosh, in Hollywood.^ Ducky : Oh, gosh, in Hollywood.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago.^ Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charles O 08-20-08, 02:57 PM Ho hum...Primetime was great, about 10 years ago.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ Kate: well let's see last year Tony spilled his coffee and he warmed up to him ooh about an hour ago.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--
.Gibbs: (interrupting) This one, Ducky.^ Other sexycazzy starts a discussion on the possibilities of how Gibbs and Ducky met one another.

^ She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto -- Gibbs : (interrupting) This one, Ducky.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.When did this one die?^ When did this one die?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: Cause of death?^ Gibbs : Cause of death?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Yankee White Agents Gibbs and DiNozzo board Air Force One to investigate what seems to be a death by natural causes.

^ A boxer's death leads Vance to start up his own investigation, causing a sparring match with Gibbs.
  • IGN: NCIS: Season 6 20 November 2009 10:010 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Ducky: Well, it wasn't the arrow.^ Ducky : Well, it wasn't the arrow.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[the others are arguing over using military DNA to ID the father]
.Ducky: Let's not fight, children, we are all on the same team.^ DNA to ID the father] Ducky : Let's not fight, children, we are all on the same team.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Assisting the team is medical examiner Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard (David McCallum), who knows it all because he's seen it all.

^ Assisting the team is medical examiner Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, who knows it all because he's seen it all.
  • Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service Seasons 1-6 DVD Boxset -- DVDShop88 -- Where you buy cheap DVD 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.dvdshop88.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • NCIS Complete Seasons 1 - 6 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.ecrater.com [Source type: General]


.Tony: (refering to the Caf Pow) Is that number 2 or 3 today?^ Tony : (refering to the Caf Pow ) Is that number 2 or 3 today?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Abby: If you must know, it's number 4.
.Tony: (holds up evidence bag) I brought you a present.^ Tony : (holds up evidence bag) I brought you a present.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You've just been promoted [holds up envelope with McGee's promotion] to a full time field agent.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Like my father always said: "Be careful who you marry, Anthony, she may end up being a homicidal maniac."
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: (smiles) And you wonder why you're still single.^ Ziva: Why're you looking at me?!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Still not finding what you're looking for?

^ Abby: Not while you're down there!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Tony: You redecorating?
.Abby: I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.^ Abby : I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But it is up a bit since last week (if I remember correctly) and it didn't lose any viewers in the second half hour so perhaps it's not as bad as I thought.

^ "I had thought about it a bit and I thought either way, a good place to be would be in the water," he says with a smile.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

.Tony: You take these?^ You can take these to the bank.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ If you want to take a snapshot, just go back in the posts a couple of weeks and take a look at one of Toni Fitzgerald's 18-49 demo reports.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ Tony and Ziva then question Loomis about the videos and Loomis shows them a site where you can upload content that takes snippets of videos to create videos similar to the ones in question.
  • NCIS Spoilers 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Abby: Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.^ Abby : Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5 .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Shotgun-shattered backbone?^ Tony : Shotgun-shattered backbone?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.^ Abby : Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Like its predecessor, JAG , NCIS is solid, down-the-middle programming, for which there's always an audience, albeit one that isn't getting any younger.
  • NCIS | TV Review | Entertainment Weekly 20 November 2009 10:010 UTC www.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Abby sits at Gibbs' desk at night while no one else is there] Abby: [Imitating Gibbs] I heard that, DiNozzo.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: (grimaces, then looks at another picture) Duodenum?
Abby: Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.
.Tony: You need to get out more, Abby.^ You need more?

^ Quotables: Tony (to Ziva and McGee trapped in the elevator): "You don't need electricity to use hand tools or drink a bottle of bourbon."
  • NCIS/Los Angeles: "Power Down" & "Ambush" - KFSM 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.kfsm.com [Source type: General]

^ I'm still doing some link upgrading, but it's meant to be a hub where you can get what you need out of TV - with relative ease.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 116 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

Abby: Is that an invite?

.Vivian: I'm feeling really...^ Vivian : I'm feeling really...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

really stupid.
Gibbs: Eh... .You're just a little behind the learning curve.^ You're right behind me aren't you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ McGee: You're just jealous.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're just a little behind the learning curve.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Abby: I got more goodies. I got the name off the airline ticket.
Tony: Yeah, we got that.
Abby: ...and the destination.
Tony: Got that, too.
.Abby: ...and the departure date.^ Abby : ...and the departure date.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Early April.^ Tony : Early April.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: (imitates a buzzer) January 6th.^ Abby : (imitates a buzzer) January 6th.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: That's gotta be April 6th.^ Gibbs : That's gotta be April 6th.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: No, Gibbs, you just need young eyes.^ Abby: Gibbs, Gibbs, have you heard from Ziva?
  • NCIS: Episode #140: Breakout | Paul Murphy | ZDNet.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC blogs.zdnet.com [Source type: General]

^ Its Me Abby from NCIS… I just want to say, that I love acting NCIS but soon we are going to stop making NCIS, I am sorry for braking the Rules to you Guys!
  • Watch NCIS Online, NCIS Full Episodes | Free TV Online Click for Nick 20 November 2009 10:010 UTC www.clickfornick.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Abby: “there’s no usable weapon’s trace on the skin - just some polyethylene.
  • NCIS: Episode #140: Breakout | Paul Murphy | ZDNet.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC blogs.zdnet.com [Source type: General]

That's a "1", not a "4".
Gibbs: That's a "1"?
Abby: Yeah.
.Tony: So, she missed her flight.^ Tony : So, she missed her flight.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Abby: Tony, she got wacked.
.Tony: Yeah, but not three months ago.^ Gibbs: It was six months ago, Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : Yeah, but not three months ago.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(Ducky enters the room)
.Ducky: Actually, three months is probably quite accurate.^ (Ducky enters the room) Ducky : Actually, three months is probably quite accurate.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm afraid our victim was in the Potomac at least that long.^ I'm afraid our victim was in the Potomac at least that long.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Abby: What, racking up frequent floater miles?
.Ducky: Being an ice queen.^ Ducky : Being an ice queen.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

She was frozen.

.Abby: (lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car) Let your fingers do the talking.^ Abby : (lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car) Let your fingers do the talking.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs, “Grab your gear, lets go; Abby tell Ducky” .
  • NCIS: Episode #140: Breakout | Paul Murphy | ZDNet.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC blogs.zdnet.com [Source type: General]

^ Let's say you're a firebender, you can control fire, like make fire burst through your fingers through will.
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.(to Tony) Why'd they tow it?^ Tony) Why'd they tow it?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: It was abandoned in a lot at Gray Falls. .Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?^ Your big fat finger print.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ QUOTE] I suspect the production budget was too big for SciFi when they only draw some 3-4M viewers and I'm not sure they could have done enough to lower those costs.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

Abby: Yep. .Whoever was riding shotgun.^ Whoever was riding shotgun.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: How fast can you run 'em?^ Ziva: I'm intrigued by how intrigued you are by this, Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : How do you know I'm not Gibbs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : How fast can you run 'em?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...^ Abby : Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.^ If the **** only lasted two seasons on the SPIKE TV - the testosterone channel - then what the **** makes them think it'll last longer.
  • Cartoon Network to become "Network" [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Abby: Sweet.

.Gibbs: There's the murder date: between the 4th of January and the missed flight on the 6th.^ Gibbs : There's the murder date: between the 4th of January and the missed flight on the 6th.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ With both women now missing and an Internet file of what appears to be a murder, Gibbs and the team decide to track down the webmaster and follow the money in order to locate the murderer.
  • Watch NCIS Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I missed the January 2nd date to send a letter.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Tony: Abby's pulled a man's prints from her car.^ Tony : Abby's pulled a man's prints from her car.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : I compared them to the prints that Tony and McGee got from the beach restroom.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: Abby, tell Tony that a man and a woman can be friends.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

She's running them now.
Gibbs: (to Vivian) Check with Ducky. .See if those dates coincide with the autopsy.^ See if those dates coincide with the autopsy.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Vivian: Got it.
.Gibbs: (to Tony) Come on, lover boy.^ Working under Gibbs is Special Agent Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly), a former homicide detective who has instincts that can come only from working on the streets.
  • Watch NCIS Online at WATCHMISSEDEPISODES.COM 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC watchmissedepisodes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • NCIS on TV.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know, when it comes to computers, you are almost as incompetent as Gi -- [looks around the room quickly] Tony : [chuckles] You thought Gibbs was behind you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ GIBBS IS THE BEST AND HOTTEST! TONY COMES NEXT !!!
  • bebo.com - Profile from [x] NCIS [x] Naval Criminal Investigative Service 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC gibbs-ncis.bebo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Tony: Where we going?
.Gibbs: To Benzingers to get a drink.^ Gibbs : To Benzingers to get a drink.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Vivian: They get drinks and I get Ducky.^ Vivian : They get drinks and I get Ducky.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Vivian: You didn't match Rabb's DNA to the fetus, did you?^ We didn't always have DNA, you know.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: She didn't call you, did she?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Vivian : You didn't match Rabb's DNA to the fetus, did you?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ducky: I didn't have to. .We didn't always have DNA, you know.^ We didn't always have DNA, you know.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I didn't know you were busy.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: Subject: USS San Francisco SSN 711 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

^ How would you even know about them if I didn't mention them especially if you boycott the Emmys because they include REAL and cable shows!!
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.We didn't always have television.^ We didn't always have television.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You're too young to remember, but in many ways radio was much more fascinating.^ Rose, you are expecting way too much!
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're too young to remember, but in many ways radio was much more fascinating.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Last Reply: RE: A NCIS calendar By: Doctor-Who , Sunday, 3:05 PM EST Thank you very much, SaltyD, this is good information.
  • NCIS Squadroom - NCIS 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC cbsncis.wetpaint.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Vivian: Ok, Ducky.^ Vivian : Ok, Ducky.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: You had to use your imagination.^ Will you use your position just to look for the killer and made him pay back?
  • Ncis endgame - surchur 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC surchur.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How has having your music used on NCIS helped you, and is it leading to bigger and better things?

^ There are a lot of TV shows you can watch from the comedy to drama and if you like to watch TV to spend your time, you should use satellite TV provider.

Vivian: Ducky! .(he stops) Why didn't you have to?^ Do you have any idea why I didn't enjoy it THIS time?
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Why didn't you just say that!"
  • Posts from the Ncis Category at TV Squad 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Posts from the Ncis Category at TV Squad 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC a.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ ScottUK 29th April 2007, 10:35 PM Why have you stopped?
  • Your favorite television shows? [Archive] - Kendo World Forums 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.kendo-world.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ducky: I checked Commander Rabb's blood type — that's legal — There is no way he could have fathered the girl.^ There are lots of coordination, legal matters, background checks, orientation, coaching and management issues to deal with and that requires advance timing.
  • NBC [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC boards.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There are way too many characters and way too many things going on (in different decades/centuries as well, no less!
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That way, when the Tee-Vee makes fun o' that-there them Tooples, you can always say, "Well, hyuck-- I ain't no Toople!
  • Tor.com / Science fiction and fantasy / Blog posts / NCIS: LA and Steampunk; or, how not to capitalize on a popular emerging subculture 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.tor.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Ducky: I have the utmost respect for the dead.
.Vivian: Well, that's obvious from the way you speak to them.^ Vivian : Well, that's obvious from the way you speak to them.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That way, when the Tee-Vee makes fun o' that-there them Tooples, you can always say, "Well, hyuck-- I ain't no Toople!
  • Tor.com / Science fiction and fantasy / Blog posts / NCIS: LA and Steampunk; or, how not to capitalize on a popular emerging subculture 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.tor.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "There is this desire in L.A. to wonder who you are and what's been blaring for me for the last three years is how can I be most authentic to myself - so this is the first time I am speaking about it in this way."
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ducky: If you were dead, wouldn't it be nice if you were spoken to rather than about?^ Are you suggesting that rather than have national versions of shows...
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jack, I guess what I wanted to say was I did not know it was about ONE person rather than a composite of the lives of a number of people.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So rather than you having to check on dozens of other sites you can find all your spoilers in one place.
  • Spoiler TV: NCIS - Season 6 Pickup 20 November 2009 10:010 UTC spoilertv.blogspot.com [Source type: News]
  • NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles - Christmas Episode Info | Spoiler TV 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.spoilertv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Spoiler TV 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.spoilertv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Vivian: But her soul isn't in this.
.Ducky: Perhaps not, but I've always felt a presence when conducting an autopsy, especially with murder victims.^ Ducky : Perhaps not, but I've always felt a presence when conducting an autopsy, especially with murder victims.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I've always been very lucky, especially in TV, which is something that really interests me.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I've watched it ever since it started and never get teary about the murder victims.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


(Vivian is reading Rabb his rights)
Rabb: I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them.
(she continues reading them)
Rabb: I said I waive them.
Gibbs: She used to be FBI.

.Rabb: How long you been doing this, Gibbs?^ Gibbs: “how well did you know her?
  • NCIS: Episode #140: Breakout | Paul Murphy | ZDNet.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC blogs.zdnet.com [Source type: General]

^ How long do you think it will be before we find out that the nephew is really Jack's son?
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How long do you think it will be before the brother's wife (she of the Deep Longing in her eyes) is killed and Jack is left to raise his son alone?
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gibbs: 19 years.^ Gibbs : 19 years.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Rabb: Can you tell if someone is guilty by looking in their eyes?^ I'm telling you guys, temptation LOOMED. Judy and I looked at each other.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You look at the numbers there, and everyone says, ‘Well, his TV numbers are pulling back, and not as many people are watching network TV.’ I’ve got to tell you, so many people are watching ‘NCIS.’ It’s amazing .” .

^ "You will meet someone from Casey's past," he tells us.
  • Spoiler TV 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.spoilertv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Gibbs: Yeah, I can.
.Rabb: Well, look in mine.^ Rabb : Well, look in mine.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ask me. Ask me!
.Gibbs: Would you kill for your brother?^ Ziva : When I volunteered for that mission -- Gibbs : You killed your own brother, Ziva!
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^ Breaking your femur can kill you.
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^ Gibbs : Would you kill for your brother?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Meltdown

.Rabb: There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.^ Rabb : There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Lt. Cmdr. .Coleman: There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses.^ Coleman : There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ R, I did not see the scene you described but it sounds suspiciously like Alma witnessing the reunion kiss...is there a case for copywrite infringement here?
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^ I am one of few people, in the world, who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.^ Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tell me what, how come, if you don't care about me, you can't take your eyes off of me right now.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Its up against ratings powerhouses DANCING WITH THE STARS, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, and HOUSE in its time slot this season.
  • [2009-2010 Tv Season] In Which We Opine & Speculate About the Season Ahead [Archive] - RPGnet Forums 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forum.rpg.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Rabb: Well, it could be worse, I guess.^ Rabb : Well, it could be worse, I guess.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Lt. Cmdr. Coleman: How?
.Rabb: I could not have an alibi.^ Rabb : I could not have an alibi.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Lt. Cmdr. .Coleman: (in annoyance) You have an alibi?^ Coleman : (in annoyance) You have an alibi?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Rabb: No.

[Ducky is telling his findings in court]
.Major McBurney: What else did you discover?^ [Ducky is telling his findings in court] Major McBurney : What else did you discover?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard.^ Ducky : On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Majestic. Brilliant. .I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration.^ I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm the only one who can identify the killer.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I've only seen the first three.

I was on sabbatical at the ti--
.Major McBurney: (interupts) Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.^ I was on sabbatical at the ti-- Major McBurney : (interupts) Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I have noticed that during the evening news every commercial is about a medicine with the usual tag "ask you doctor" .
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.Ducky: She wasn't in Buenos Aires...^ Ducky : She wasn't in Buenos Aires...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Coleman: Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?^ Coleman : Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: (very seriously) Well the railing is very high.^ It is original in it's take on very well trod ground of navigating the hallways of high school while trying to be true to the more unpopular side of your personality.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ On which they may very well give you a serious final warning or Remove services from you (I have warned you about this before).
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It's quite unlikely. .Unless the LT's unconcious body levitated and dropped over the side.^ Unless the LT's unconcious body levitated and dropped over the side.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I've heard--
.Coleman: (cutting him off) Thank you Doctor.^ I've heard-- Coleman : (cutting him off) Thank you Doctor.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's up to you, Charlie, but you might consider cutting him a little slack :55:24 The Russians will find that sub before we get near it anyway.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: Subject: USS San Francisco SSN 711 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

^ Abby: Yeah, but you really, really, really pissed him off.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.McBurney: (answering his cell) Major McBurney.^ McBurney : (answering his cell) Major McBurney.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Yeah... Really... .Wow, you are the girl of my dreams.^ Wow, you are the girl of my dreams.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But, WOW, WOW, WOW… my sister even called me on the phone and said, “are you watching the Good Wife?” and we decided, this is Appointment Television.
  • Ratings: 'NCIS' one-two punch a knockout | EW.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC hollywoodinsider.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.(hangs up and turns to Gibbs) That was Abby.^ Hart, a lawyer, first showed up to rep one Tillman and then the other, stymying "Mister" Gibbs at every turn.
  • NCIS - TV Fanatic 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, Abby turns to Gibbs with a personal problem.
  • Watch NCIS Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kate: Well, McGee then Gibbs: No, he's with Tony Kate: Abby Gibbs: No, up to her tats in forensic tests.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Gibbs: She's calling you?
McBurney: Mmhmm. We were separated at birth. .She's invited us to the lab.^ She's invited us to the lab.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.(Turns to Coleman) You should come.^ Ziva : You should not have come.
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^ (Turns to Coleman) You should come.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You should have told me you were coming!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Partake of the wonders of science.^ Partake of the wonders of science.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[after finding Commander Rabb's name on the hat]
.Abby: If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Commander Rabb's name on the hat] Abby : If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(both lawyers give Abby a funny look)
.Abby: Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.^ The first FF was repeated last Friday so I am assuming this will be tomorrow night's FF or the second one, which ever comes first.
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^ "I thought it would be a way to get it back to the place where it belongs," Gallagher said.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Norm Crosby, one of Mr. Brillsteins first clients, said he had followed Mr. Brillstein through a long succession of management companies.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]


.FBI Agent: What did you get out of him?^ FBI Agent : What did you get out of him?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You can tell him -- [peeks out the door] -- did you say federal agents?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Anyone ever told you you're an insufferable bastard?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Gibbs: A good restaurant in Tunas.

Vivian: I'm sorry, I almost blew it.
.Gibbs: (disapprovingly) Almost?^ Gibbs : (disapprovingly) Almost?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: I still like you.^ TSA Agent Dennis: NCIS? That anything like CSI? Tony: Only if you're dyslexic.
  • kennethbloggen | kennethjansson.net | ver 7.00 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.kennethjansson.net [Source type: Academic]

^ I told Jeff, and he said, ‘You can still have dinner.’ Then he sent me flowers, kept telling me to get rid of the boyfriend, and he pursued me like a maniac.
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^ Like pizza, it may not be the best pizza youve ever had, but its still pizza, man, and you get to have it every night.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

Season 1

Yankee White [1.1]

.Note: Agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd began the first episode as an agent with the United States Secret Service.^ Note: Agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd began the first episode as an agent with the United States Secret Service .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Todd resigned the Secret Service at the end of the first episode and in the second episode joined NCIS. .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Let her taste it.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.A navy officer died while on board Air Force One and she was the Special Agent in Charge.^ A navy officer died while on board Air Force One and she was the Special Agent in Charge.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ From murder and espionage to terrorism and stolen submarines, these special agents travel the globe to investigate all crimes with Navy or Marine Corps ties .
  • Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service Season 1-5 DVD Boxset 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.dvdcollects.com [Source type: General]

^ From murder and espionage to terrorism and stolen submarines, these special agents travel the globe to investigate all crimes with Navy or Marine Corps ties.
  • SurfTheChannel - NCIS 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.surfthechannel.com [Source type: General]
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Todd resigned the Secret Service at the end of the first episode and in the second episode joined NCIS.

Jethro Gibbs: We're LEO's.
.TSA Agent Dennis: Ah, I'm a Capricorn.^ TSA Agent Dennis: NCIS? That anything like CSI? Tony: Only if you're dyslexic.
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Tony DiNozzo: LEO, short for Law Enforcement Officer.

TSA Agent Dennis: NCIS? That anything like CSI?
.Tony: Only if you're dyslexic.^ Tony : You're Israeli?
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^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
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^ Tony: You're right.
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.Elmo: Ducky, how were those steaks I air-expressed you?^ Elmo: Ducky, how were those steaks I air-expressed you?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: He air-expressed him steaks?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know, the truly amazing thing is that he fails to realize just how irritating he is to those around him.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ducky: Ah! Delicious.
.FBI Agent Fornell: He air-expressed him steaks?^ FBI Agent Fornell: He air-expressed him steaks?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Then who the hell's medical examiner is he?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Realising how sad this sounds, you're the closest thing I have to a friend, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: It's a big state. .Look how long it took him to get here.^ And then I took a good long look.
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^ I think the photo with the long hair smiling is not him...it looks like Zac Ephron from Hairspray and HS Musical.
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^ I think *everyone* involved needs to be careful here, on how long they let this strike go on.
  • GeekTonic: Writers Strike Update: Ultimate Guide To TV Shows After the Writers Strike 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.geektonic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Elmo: Oh, and Ducky?^ Elmo: Oh, and Ducky?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.About those soft-shell crabs...?^ About those soft-shell crabs...?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: ...I- You'll have them by morning, Elmo.^ Ducky: ...I- You'll have them by morning, Elmo.
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^ Elmo: Ducky, how were those steaks I air-expressed you?
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^ Ducky: Well if you'll excuse me, I'll get our poor seaman out of his wet clothes.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: You ever work a crime scene Todd?^ Attain a working knowledge of the following computer programs related to crime scenes: .
  • DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC workforce.cup.edu [Source type: Academic]

^ NCIS Agent Gibbs doesn't like working with other agencies anyway, when he sees the team sent out to take over his scene, he's beyond ticked off...
  • TtH • NCIS • Buffy Crossover Fanfiction 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.tthfanfic.org [Source type: General]

^ At the scene of the crime, Gibbs and the team discover that the Lance Corporal was buried in the backyard and then exhumed.
  • Watch NCIS Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Kate Todd: Well, I am a Secret Service Agent.^ Former Secret Service Agent, assigned to the Presidential Detail aboard Air Force One.
  • NCIS (series) - The NCIS Database - a Wikia wiki 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC ncis.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Kate: I was in the Secret Service, we tend to get all hot and bothered over large numbers of $100 bills.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ On casting Mr. Harmon, he says, "I saw a guest shot he did on 'West Wing' where he played a Secret Service agent.
  • Why NCIS With Mark Harmon Is TV's No. 1 Show - WSJ.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC online.wsj.com [Source type: General]

Gibbs: I thought not.
.Kate: Don't dismiss me like that, okay?^ Kate: Don't dismiss me like that, okay?
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.I earned my jock strap.^ I earned my jock strap.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Gibbs: Yeah? .It ever give you that empty feeling?^ It ever give you that empty feeling?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Well that gives you a warm fuzzy feeling doesn't it?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Feel free to give a look and get whatever you could use I will add a few things today !
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Kate: What?
.Gibbs: Your jockstrap!^ Gibbs: Your jockstrap!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: No. .Like some species of frog, I grow what I need.^ Like some species of frog, I grow what I need.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And OK I must admit, I did like the original BSG growing up but this one is not for kids, heck not even for some adults and that's why its on after prime time.
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.Tony: Gibbs, the pilot won't take off until the Secret Service chick gives us the...^ Gibbs gives the direction of the investigation to Tony.
  • Watch NCIS Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tony: Gibbs, the pilot won't take off until the Secret Service chick gives us the...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Joining them are Agent Kate Todd (Sasha Alexander), a beautiful, tough former Secret Service Agent who has gone head-to-head with Gibbs in the past.
  • NCIS Season 7 Episode 12 | Ardhindie.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.ardhindie.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[sees Kate with Gibbs] ... thumbs up.
.Kate: I think that just made it my team.^ Kate: I think that just made it my team.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And along the way, if I needed a break and wanted to do that, I don’t think I could have anyway because, well, I suppose it’s just not in my nature!
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^ If there was ever a show that was made just for my personal taste, this is probably it.
  • Posts from the Ncis Category at TV Squad 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Posts from the Ncis Category at TV Squad 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC a.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gibbs: No, means I'm gonna have to hijack Air Force One.^ Gibbs: No, means I'm gonna have to hijack Air Force One.
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^ Incognito purchases, randomly selected stores, no one knows they're buyin' for Air Force One.
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^ It's one of those phrases no one really knows what means, but you use it anyway, 'cause...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony, escort Agent Todd off this aircraft and close the hatch.
.Kate: You're not serious!^ Why drop The Unit when you're picking up NBC's Shit series?
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you're going to stick with a single conflict, then make it a mini-series.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ Now you're all going to be thinking the series is much more explicit than it really is!
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Wait. Fine. Your team. .But just because I don't want to have to delay us any further by having to shoot you.^ You want her back, don't you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Are you sure you don't want to reconsider?
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: Subject: USS San Francisco SSN 711 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

^ You just said you were having feelings.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: (while looking at dead Navy commander) What do you think happened Duck?^ Gibbs: ( while looking at dead Navy commander ) What do you think happened Duck?
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^ Gibbs: What do you think?
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^ Do you think Gibbs will buy it?
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.Ducky: Good lord Gibbs, I just met the deceased.^ Ducky: Good lord Gibbs, I just met the deceased.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!^ Kate: I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Incognito purchases, randomly selected stores, no one knows they're buyin' for Air Force One.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "The show is a contender for a Season 2 which would begin in the Fall" So it would seem they're planning it for the fall if they renew it.

.Gibbs: Come on, Agent Todd.^ Working under Gibbs is Special Agent Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly), a former homicide detective who has instincts that can come only from working on the streets.
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^ Gibbs: Come on, Agent Todd.
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.I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie.^ I saw all this in a Harrison Ford movie .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Boiling all of this down into a two-hour movie isn't easy, which accounts for some of the wince-inducing dialogue offered in Katie Ford's script.
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Tony: Excuse me. .You'll need to stand clear so I can take measurements for my crime scene sketches.^ You'll need to stand clear so I can take measurements for my crime scene sketches.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI take over our crime scene again?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That's why we do sketches and take measurements.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Thanks.
Kate: Sketches? .You've taken a dozen photos.^ You've taken a dozen photos.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: You've taken computer classes.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: [Picks up a men's magazine] Tell me her measurements.^ Ziva: Tony and McGee are picking her up.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: [Picks up a men's magazine] Tell me her measurements.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : I called and you didn't pick up.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: You're pathetic.^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: You're not serious!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: You're so cynical.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: No, I'm serious.^ Tony: (all serious) No.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: No, I'm serious.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Can you tell if she's 5'4 and a 34C or 5'7 and a 36D? You can't.^ Can you tell if she's 5'4 and a 34C or 5'7 and a 36D? You can't.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Not from a photo. That's why we do sketches and take measurements. Thanks.
[Later]
.Ducky: I thought your photo analysis was brilliant, Tony, but isn't 36D a bit of wishful thinking?^ [Later] Ducky: I thought your photo analysis was brilliant, Tony, but isn't 36D a bit of wishful thinking?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Television isn't getting more sucky, I think everyone is just getting a bit more nitty gritty with what they want and don't want to see.
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Thanks for your thoughts heart...I would love you hear your letter I don't think mine was very professional.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Tony: You think?^ Tony: [hugs McGee] What were you thinking, McGee?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: You really think I smell?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : Who do you think she's working for?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Gibbs: NCIS does not leak. .These plans get out...^ These plans get out...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

you can shoot DiNozzo.
.Kate: No, I think I'm destined to shoot you.^ Kate: No, I think I'm destined to shoot you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: What makes you think she isn't?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: You have no idea.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together.^ It's either rule number one or number three: never date a lumberjack.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Rule Number Three: Don't believe what you're told.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.^ Gibbs: Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Rule number seven - always be specific when you lie.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Rule Number Three: Don't believe what you're told.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: Rule Number Three: Don't believe what you're told.^ Gibbs: Rule Number Three: Don't believe what you're told.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : Gibbs, you're not helping.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: You're welcome.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Always double check.^ Always double check.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: Should I write these rules on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?^ Kate: Should I write these rules on my Palm Pilot , or crochet them on pillows?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ziva: Just to be clear, are there any more of these rules I should be aware of?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: (noticing DiNozzo sitting in the president's chair on Air Force One) Oh, No!^ Kate: ( noticing DiNozzo sitting in the president's chair on Air Force One ) Oh, No!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: No, means I'm gonna have to hijack Air Force One.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Incognito purchases, randomly selected stores, no one knows they're buyin' for Air Force One.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I draw the line at him sitting in the president's chair!^ I draw the line at him sitting in the president's chair!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: ( noticing DiNozzo sitting in the president's chair on Air Force One ) Oh, No!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Why? He's not using it!

.Abby Sciuto: What are you going to do while I test for poison in a health snack?^ Abby : What do you mean you're not going?!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby Sciuto: What are you going to do while I test for poison in a health snack?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : Are you going somewhere?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: I'll wait.
Abby: There's a futon under the desk.
.Tony: Bless you.^ Tony: Bless you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: What are you, my priest?^ Abby: What are you, my priest?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: You stole it from my refrigerator.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: [as Gibbs] Before you send one of my team home you clear it with me first!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Curse you?^ Tony: Curse you?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Gibbs: (to Todd) You mind if I tag along? Please?
.Abby: Wow, Gibbs said please!^ Abby: Wow, Gibbs said please!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: (to Ducky after he hears Tony being thrown out of the van) I guess they found him!^ Ziva: They never found out.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The horror of being found out.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I am guessing they might phase her out.
  • TV Series: Prison Break/Heroes/Lost and others [Archive] - BanglaCricket Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.banglacricket.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Kate: (after Ducky takes her temperature) Do you use that thermometer on cadavers?
.Ducky: Would you rather I use the liver probe?^ Ducky: Would you rather I use the liver probe?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Would you rather be a para- or quadriplegic?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ducky : You had to use your imagination.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.FBI Agent Fornell: (to Bauer about NCIS) With us joined at the hip, all they can do is watch...^ FBI Agent Fornell: ( to Bauer about NCIS ) With us joined at the hip, all they can do is watch...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They're not all that dissimilar from us.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7...
  • Series [deel 2] [Archive] - Gamer.nl Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forum.gamer.nl [Source type: General]

and bitch.

.Gibbs: You enjoyed playing my boss?^ Gibbs: You enjoying yourself, Abs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: You enjoyed playing my boss?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed !
  • Yahoo! Answers » Blog Archive » Ask Mike: From Boob Tube to Big Screen 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC yanswersblog.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Ducky: I did rather.^ Ducky: I did rather.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Ducky: Did he gradually become ill or was it sudden?^ Ducky: Did he gradually become ill or was it sudden?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: Sudden, he started to convulse and collapsed, the president's physician believed that the commander had a stroke.
.Tony: A bit young for a brain fart.^ Tony: A bit young for a brain fart.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Elmo: I guess Ducky decided to take the body to Washington.^ Elmo: I guess Ducky decided to take the body to Washington.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Why's your medical examiner taking the body to Washington?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.FBI Agent Fornell: Why's your medical examiner taking the body to Washington?^ FBI Agent Fornell: Then who the hell's medical examiner is he?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Why's your medical examiner taking the body to Washington?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Anyone ever told you you're an insufferable bastard?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Elmo: Never said he was my medical examiner.^ Elmo: Never said he was my medical examiner.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.FBI Agent Fornell: Then who the hell's medical examiner is he?^ FBI Agent Fornell: Then who the hell's medical examiner is he?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Why's your medical examiner taking the body to Washington?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Also assisting the NCIS team is medical examiner Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, a man who's seen it all and tends to share a bit too much.
  • NCIS Television show - NCIS TV Show - Yahoo! TV 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC tv.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Elmo: Ducky? He works for NCIS.

.NCIS Director Tom Morrow: Did you have to literally slam a door in the FBI agent's face?^ "It’s a rare opportunity when you are doing a television show opportunity to cross over one of our characters and do it in a very legitimate way and that’s the director of NCIS,” Brennan explained.
  • NCIS: Los Angeles creator discusses new show : New to TV - A look into all the newest shows on tv – will they succeed or flop? Learn all the latest news, spoilers and recaps. And get the latest on shows soon to hit a tv near you. 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.newtotv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Director Vance shakes hand of a young female NCIS special agent, who has just received a citation.
  • Watch NCIS Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Although I did not get why they added the gopher FBI agent.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gibbs: There were more of them than us.^ Gibbs: There were more of them than us.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Is there more to it than blood and guts?
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Gibbs: There's more than one reason to kiss a girl.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.NCIS Director Tom Morrow: There's always more of them than us.^ Is there more to it than blood and guts?
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There can be, the filmmakers knew, no more convincing argument for the new and better detection methods than that face before us.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 116 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ There was a mix of new and old advertisers, adding up to more than 100 separate advertisers.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]


Kate: Where's the body?
.Gibbs: I don't know.^ I don't know if this is important, but -- Gibbs : McGee, this better be the most important phone call you make in your life.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: “Don’t know - but there’s something you need to know - and nobody else, clear?
  • NCIS: Episode #140: Breakout | Paul Murphy | ZDNet.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC blogs.zdnet.com [Source type: General]

^ Gibbs : Ok look, just for a second just pretend I don't know anything about computers.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Gibbs: [In the head] What'd you get?
Tony: Food security's very tight. .Incognito purchases, randomly selected stores, no one knows they're buyin' for Air Force One.^ I didn't know they had one either!
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Incognito purchases, randomly selected stores, no one knows they're buyin' for Air Force One.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So no ones knows this song ?
  • NBC [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC boards.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[Ducky enters] Stewards usually prepare all the food...^ [Ducky enters] Stewards usually prepare all the food...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Hands Ducky a nearby camera]... but today, the .President had ribs and coleslaw...^ President had ribs and coleslaw...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[Poses for the picture Ducky takes of him, then switches places with him]...^ But as they take him into custody, a scuffle takes place and Kate reacts with fatal results, realizing too late that they have the wrong man.
  • Watch NCIS Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

flown in from a smokehouse in .San Antonio, so they only reheated them and served them.^ San Antonio, so they only reheated them and served them.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Takes a picture of Ducky]
.Gibbs: Anyone else have ribs?^ [Takes a picture of Ducky] Gibbs: Anyone else have ribs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: [Sitting back at the desk] No.^ Tony: [Sitting back at the desk] No.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Abby sits at Gibbs' desk at night while no one else is there] Abby: [Imitating Gibbs] I heard that, DiNozzo.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: Gibbs, if the ribs were poisoned, how come the President wasn't affected?^ Ducky: Gibbs, if the ribs were poisoned, how come the President wasn't affected?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Takes a picture of Ducky] Gibbs: Anyone else have ribs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: That's us, she's a wiz on how corn losses affect pork belly futures.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Maybe he's used to Papa Joe's Barbeque.^ Gibbs: Maybe he's used to Papa Joe's Barbeque.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[leaves the bathroom] If you two are through takin' pictures of each other, maybe we can move that body aft.^ If you've never left a comment before but are a reader of this site, please leave a simple Hello message below so that the others can welcome you to the site.
  • Spoiler TV 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.spoilertv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ PM Dexter Season 2 Ep 1 and 2 maybe :p Ya, Dexter is great :) The Loop on the other hand....What were they thinking with season two??
  • What series to watch now that Smallville, Lost, Prison Break etc are all on break? [Archive] - Broadband & ADSL Forums - Internet, Gaming, Hardware, Software 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC mybroadband.co.za [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Like you, I'm going to pretend the pictures will still fly through the air as usual come February.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 116 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

Hung Out To Dry [1.2]

.Witness: We were hanging out, listening to Dashboard Confessional.^ Witness: We were hanging out, listening to Dashboard Confessional .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Emo.
Gibbs: Emo?
.Tony: Emotional music.^ Tony: Emotional music.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gotta get a radio, Gibbs.^ Gotta get a radio, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: Y'know, some of these guys freeze on their first jump.^ So I watched her the first week and really liked some of the 30 (THIRTY!) guys she had to choose from.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Have to be kicked in the ass to get them out.^ Have to be kicked in the ass to get them out.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So, yes these woman heroines have to kick ass, because what is holding women back is fear, fear of going out, fear of physical abuse, fear of men.
  • Buffy, Superheroes, and Raising Young Feminists — Feministe 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.feministe.us [Source type: General]

Tony: Not me.
Gibbs: Nope. .You fall in the category that I want to kick in the ass on the ground.^ You fall in the category that I want to kick in the ass on the ground.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Something a little different each week, domestic and international intrigue, and let's face it, Snake Doctor kicked some ASS! You will be missed Dennis Haysbert.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Gibbs: How long to find the acid and check out the rest of the chutes?^ Gibbs: How long?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs] How long, Abby?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: How long to find the acid and check out the rest of the chutes?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: Well, I'm flying solo, so at least a day.^ Abby: Well, I'm flying solo, so at least a day.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Go faster if you had an assistant?^ Gibbs: “So you didn’t go to see her at the yard?
  • NCIS: Episode #140: Breakout | Paul Murphy | ZDNet.com 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC blogs.zdnet.com [Source type: General]

Abby: Definitely.
.Gibbs: Okay, you got the job.^ Gibbs: Okay, you got the job.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Feeling very secure about your job, are you, Abs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Okay, you want me to help fix this?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: I get to do forensics?
.Gibbs: No, you get to schlep for Abby.^ Abby : Gibbs, you're not helping.
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^ Abby : Thank you, Gibbs.
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^ Abby : How can you say that, Gibbs?
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She gets to do forensics.

.Kate: How'd you get into this?^ Funny how the troglodyte's ask for money after they invite you into their tiny cave dwelling, make you some bred and then wave you off.

^ You would think they could get better candidates seeing how much they put into the screning process.
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^ And indeed, how you market yourself plays as much into it as the quality of what you present -- perhaps more so.
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.Abby: I filled out an application.^ Abby: I filled out an application.
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Kate: How'd you get into NCIS?
Tony: I smiled.

.Tony: What's your chute number?^ Tony: What's your chute number?
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Marine: Four.
.Tony: Four's unlucky in China.^ Tony: Four's unlucky in China.
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.Gibbs: We're not in China.^ Gibbs: We're not in China.
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.Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir?^ Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir?
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^ Why don't you take us through it?
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Ziva : Gibbs, why didn't you tell us your father was coming?
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.Tony: Always wanted to jump.^ Tony: Always wanted to jump.
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.Gibbs came along to laugh.^ Gibbs came along to laugh.
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.Gibbs: So you gonna pay $180 to defy gravity?^ Gibbs: So you gonna pay $180 to defy gravity?
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^ Gibbs : Nobody’s gonna hurt you, Abs.
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^ Shannon : I'm just gonna call you Gibbs.
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Tony: (grinning) Yeah, I think I am.

.Gibbs: We're going with you boys.^ Abby : Gibbs, you're not helping.
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^ Gibbs: You're welcome.
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^ Gibbs : McGee, where are you going?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

NCIS training mission.
Capt. .Faul: Now why don't I believe that?^ Faul: Now why don't I believe that?
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^ I think it got a 'reprieve' of sorts because of the strike, which is why it's on the air now, but, unlike TSCC, I don't think its future will necessarily be determined by how well it does.

Hell, why not! .Hate to pass up an opportunity to toss a couple of NCIS agents out of a plane.^ Hate to pass up an opportunity to toss a couple of NCIS agents out of a plane.
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^ Let's have a couple out west shoot-em-ups and even another Star Trek.
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.Gibbs: Come on, lets get you boots, you can't do field work in heels.^ Gibbs: Letting her get to you!
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^ Gibbs: Come on, lets get you boots, you can't do field work in heels.
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^ Gibbs: Work, or you'll feel it!
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.Tony: Depends what kind of field work!^ Tony: Depends what kind of field work!
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.Kate: DiNozzo, your mind goes from X to XXX.^ Kate: DiNozzo, your mind goes from X to XXX .
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^ Kate : Your mother should have washed your mind out with soap.
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Tony: Yeh...

Tony: Wow! In that outfit, you could be NCIS cover girl.

.Gibbs: Ducky's here.^ Gibbs: We have our own problems here, Ducky.
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^ Gibbs: Ducky's here.
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Tony: And on a ladder. .I'll get the mono-pod.^ I'll get the mono-pod.
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Seadog [1.3]

Gerald: You shoved a French cop off a cliff?
.Ducky: There was a lake below!^ Ducky: There was a lake below!
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.Gibbs: Sixty feet below.^ Gibbs: Sixty feet below.
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.Gibbs: Did you get that reporters number or was that just talk?^ If there's one phrase that could summarize every panelist's report, that'd be it: "Just you wait!"
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^ If you’re talking about just movies that may not make any sense but have comedy – Family Matters and Perfect Strangers!
  • Yahoo! Answers » Blog Archive » Ask Mike: From Boob Tube to Big Screen 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC yanswersblog.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you want to take a snapshot, just go back in the posts a couple of weeks and take a look at one of Toni Fitzgerald's 18-49 demo reports.
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Tony: (slightly offended) Gibbs?
.Gibbs: See if she's available for lunch.^ Gibbs: See if she's available for lunch.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Can I expense it?
Gibbs: No, but I will.

.Kate: I was in the Secret Service, we tend to get all hot and bothered over large numbers of $100 bills.^ Kate: I was in the Secret Service, we tend to get all hot and bothered over large numbers of $100 bills.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Barton says that only 200,000 households will lose all TV service if the transition is not delayed, "such a small number of households with 3 the potential to lose service is not reason enough to 4 delay the transition," the bill asserts.
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^ Note: Agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd began the first episode as an agent with the United States Secret Service .
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.Tony: Is that what does it for you?^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Gibbs: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Tony: Is that what does it for you?
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.Tony: (about to send drug kingpins to Gitmo as suspected terrorists) You do not have the right to remain silent.^ Tony: You're right.
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^ Tony: You sure about that, Boss?
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^ Tony : What are you talking about, Ziva?
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.You do not have the right to an attorney.^ You do not have the right to an attorney.
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.If you want an attorney, you won't get an appointment to see one.^ It's on Disney Channel, if you want to see it.
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^ If you want an attorney, you won't get an appointment to see one.
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^ Abby: Did you ever see one?
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.Do you understand these rights you don't have?^ You don't often hear of matriarchal polygamist communities, it always seems to be these creepy fat guys with harems of ridiculously young wives.
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^ That's quite all right, dear, because I don't believe in you, either.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Abby: (while watching video of a terrorists van) Are we submitting to the Sundance Film Festival?^ Abby: ( while watching video of a terrorists van ) Are we submitting to the Sundance Film Festival ?
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.Tony: Yeah, best terrorist film category.^ Tony: Yeah, best terrorist film category.
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Abby: Cool.

Tony: Are you sure? .I knew a granny in Baltimore hid a kilo of H in her horse's rectum.^ I knew a granny in Baltimore hid a kilo of H in her horse's rectum.
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.Kate: No horse on the boat, Tony.^ Kate: No horse on the boat, Tony.
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^ Kate: Well, McGee then Gibbs: No, he's with Tony Kate: Abby Gibbs: No, up to her tats in forensic tests.
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^ (Tony, eating a doughnut , holds out the bag to Kate) Kate: No.
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.Tony: Well that gives you a warm fuzzy feeling doesn't it?^ That doesn't bode well, but what can you expect?
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^ Feel free to give a look and get whatever you could use I will add a few things today !
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Also I think Claire's and adam's blood only cures, it doesn't give you immortality.
  • TV Series: Prison Break/Heroes/Lost and others [Archive] - BanglaCricket Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.banglacricket.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Dobbs: What?
.Tony: That Gibbs trusts us with a contaminated crime scene.^ Tony: That Gibbs trusts us with a contaminated crime scene.
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^ You were at an emotional time for you and for people to act rationally -- but to tell Gibbs that you didn't trust Tony?!
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^ Tony: (to McGee, as they work the crime scene) If it's any consolation, probie, I had my identity stolen once.
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.Tony: (looking at two girls sunbathing) If I only had the time.^ Tony: ( looking at two girls sunbathing ) If I only had the time.
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^ The New York Times reported, prematurely, that "only two were sunk, one capsized, and eighteen damaged."
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ McGee: I think she's suggesting you only look at the pictures, Tony.
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Gibbs: What?
.Tony: (quickly looking at his watch) Do you have the time?^ You looking for me, Tony?
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^ Tony: ( quickly looking at his watch ) Do you have the time?
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^ Tony: Look, everybody enjoys a good book, but don't you ever have the urge to just act a little...
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.Gibbs: Going somewhere?^ Gibbs: Going somewhere?
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.Tony: Yeah, back to work.^ Tony: Yeah, back to work.
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^ [Ziva goes back to working, Tony and McGee smile] You like him.
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.Tony: I feel like I just kissed my sister.^ Tony: I feel like I just kissed my sister.
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^ With old NFL Primetime, you could get a feel for how every drive went, not just see the scoring plays, like Football Night does.
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^ Tony: Like my father always said: "Be careful who you marry, Anthony, she may end up being a homicidal maniac."
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.Abby: I didn't know you had a sister Tony.^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Abby: So you don't know.
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^ Abby: I didn't know you had a sister Tony.
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Tony: I don't. I was fantasizing.
.Abby: I need music to do that.^ Abby: I need music to do that.
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The Immortals [1.4]

.Tony: No boss, you don't understand.^ Do you understand these rights you don't have?
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^ Tony : I have no idea what you said.
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^ Tony: You sure about that, Boss?
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I love Puerto Rico.
.Kate: Been there a lot?^ Kate: Been there a lot?
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.Tony: (excited at the beginning...trailing off at the end) No that's just it, I've never been there...^ The other gangsters would just let them be because there'd be no big MACHO benefit to taking them out.
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^ I've just seen Hellboy II. Kinda disappointing ending, but awesome nonetheless .
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^ I actually don't want it to be a huge hit because that just tempts the suits to mess with it (why, I've never been able to understand).

.I mean I'm so wanting to go.^ I mean I'm so wanting to go.
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^ I mean, we wouldn't want to go THAT far.
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^ But just because an audience wants a fitting end to its favorite show doesn't mean it is going to get one.
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.Ever since I was a kid I was just...so wanting...sorry...I just always...^ "Syfy" has always had the keys to the kingdom, they just didn't seem to want the kingdom that they had.
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^ It always annoys me why there isn't Smallvill on Itunes I started watching it just before I moved from Colorado and have been missing it ever since.
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^ Ever since I was a kid I was just...so wanting...sorry...I just always...
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.Gibbs: (deadpan) Wanted to be there.^ Gibbs: ( deadpan ) Wanted to be there.
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Tony: Yeah.

.Ducky: Well if you'll excuse me, I'll get our poor seaman out of his wet clothes.^ Ducky: Well if you'll excuse me, I'll get our poor seaman out of his wet clothes.
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^ Gibbs: Well, you know me, Ducky.
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^ Post by yodasnoog on Jan 5, 2007, 7:48am Well maybes if you watched it you'd find out its not just about being lost on a desert island.

.Tony: You're not going to say, and into a dry Martini, are you?^ Tony : You're Israeli?
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^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
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^ Tony: You're not going to say, and into a dry Martini, are you?
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.Tony: The best IT guy in our office is 22, Harvard.^ Tony: The best IT guy in our office is 22, Harvard.
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.When he gets stuck, he calls his 14 year old nephew.^ When he gets stuck, he calls his 14 year old nephew.
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^ Derek takes his nephew John out to celebrate his birthday, and at a baseball field John meets his 5-year-old father in the past.

^ [Laughter] I was 14 years old and before the summer was over I'd laid hardwood floor and shingled roof and dug foundation and all those things.
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Tony: (to Gibbs) When you're a computer geek invading dungeons and fighting ogres, Jethro doesn't cut it. (look from Gibbs) ... .Neither does Tony.^ Neither does Tony.
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.Kate: So they pretty much hate us.^ They have pretty much said that they won't do that.

^ Kate: So they pretty much hate us.
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^ They pretty much demanded it.
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Tony: Noooooooooo........... Pretty much.

.Tony: You might want to warn us about what you're working on after lunch, Ducky.^ Tony: She doesn't want us involved.
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^ Tony: You might want to warn us about what you're working on after lunch, Ducky.
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^ Ducky: Unless you're a spy.
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Ducky: Yes. .I suppose gazing into a digestive system doesn't assist the actual process.^ I suppose gazing into a digestive system doesn't assist the actual process.
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.Tony: Not after the meal we just had.^ Tony: Not after the meal we just had.
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.Tony: Aren't you guys interested at all in what I brought you back from Puerto Rico?^ Tony: Aren't you guys interested at all in what I brought you back from Puerto Rico?
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^ Tony: You got it all wrong, Marine.
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^ Tony: Guy was really interested in reality shows.
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.Gibbs and Kate: (sighing) Sure.^ Gibbs and Kate: (sighing) Sure.
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Fine.
(Tony grins and hands them a couple bags, Kate looks in hers)
.Kate: You gotta be kidding.^ Kate: You're kidding.
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^ AM You've gotta be kidding me.
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^ Kate: You gotta be kidding.
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Tony: A bikini. Two-piece.
Kate: A bottom. And a hat??
.Tony: Puerto Rican!^ Tony: Puerto Rican!
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.Gibbs: Any chance you're going to try that on?^ If you get a chance to catch this in reruns, try.
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^ Abby : Gibbs, you're not helping.
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^ Jen: You're going to apologize?
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Kate: (tosses it at Gibbs) You first.
Gibbs: (looks over the bikini bottom) Trust me. It's not gonna fit.
Kate: Pigs. I work with pigs.
.Tony: (as Gibbs is opening his gift) It's a fantasy RPG book.^ Tony: (as Gibbs is opening his gift) It's a fantasy RPG book.
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.Complete with character sheets and dice.^ Complete with character sheets and dice.
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.Baby steps, Gibbs.^ Baby steps, Gibbs.
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Baby steps.
Gibbs: It's in Spanish.
.Tony: There's just no pleasing you, is there?^ Tony : I have no idea what you said.
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^ Tony: No, that you had fun as a child.
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^ Tony: There's just no pleasing you, is there?
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The Curse [1.5]

Tony: The golf clubs belonged to his RIO, Lt. Lynch.
Kate: RIO?
.Tony: Radar Intercept Officer.^ Kate: RIO? Tony: Radar Intercept Officer.
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.Also called a GIBs, one B - short for guy in back.^ Also called a GIBs, one B - short for guy in back.
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^ I stopped watching a few times back and a friend called last week to see what I thought about this one.
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^ I was glad to see Family Guy nominated for Best Comedy Series; the first animated one to do so since The Flintstones back in 61-62.
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.Kate: (to Gibbs) What do you need two B's for?^ You only need see two episodes, 21 and 22, to be ready for Thursday.
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.Gibbs: Second one's for bastard.^ Gibbs: Second one's for bastard.
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.Gibbs: Tony, you gas the truck.^ Gibbs: Tony, you gas the truck.
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^ Gibbs: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Tony: Are you sure it was a bomb, Gibbs?
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.Tony: Gibbs, you know, most agencies have people who do that sort of thing.^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Tony: I can hear you, you know.
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^ A place where people know you by name.
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.Gibbs: (looking at Tony) Mmhmm.^ Gibbs: ( looking at Tony ) Mmhmm.
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^ (Gibbs headslaps him as Tony winces and gives him a dumbfounded look) Gibbs: (smiles) You're still alive.
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^ You know, when it comes to computers, you are almost as incompetent as Gi -- [looks around the room quickly] Tony : [chuckles] You thought Gibbs was behind you.
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So do we.

.Tony: That's kinda touching, Gibbs, remembering the day you hired me.^ Gibbs: Tony, you gas the truck.
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^ Gibbs: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Tony : How do you know I'm not Gibbs?
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.Gibbs: Yeah, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.^ Gibbs: Well, good thing I'm not there then.
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^ Gibbs: Yeah, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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^ A good idea can be corrupted easily as well.
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.Gibbs: If that thing came off an aircraft, someone filed a TFOA report for it.^ Kate: TFOA? Tony: Things fallen off aircraft.
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^ Gibbs: If that thing came off an aircraft, someone filed a TFOA report for it.
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Kate: TFOA?
.Tony: Things fallen off aircraft.^ Kate: TFOA? Tony: Things fallen off aircraft.
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^ Tony, escort Agent Todd off this aircraft and close the hatch.
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^ Tony: Hey, if this thing goes off -- Ziva: This is not your fault, I know.
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.Kate: You're kidding.^ Kate: You're so cynical.
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^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
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^ Ziva: You're kidding, right?
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Gibbs: Nope. .Navy keeps records on that sort of thing, all the way back to biplanes.^ Navy keeps records on that sort of thing, all the way back to biplanes.
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^ Keep up with the letters and seeds folks, this sort of thing CAN work!
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^ "There are other things about the show that never came back, and I didnt really realize it until the second season -- [there were] things that we were ultimately sort of dancing around....
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.Ducky: You know post mortem details can be extremely revealing.^ Gibbs: Well, you know me, Ducky.
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^ Ducky: You know post mortem details can be extremely revealing.
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^ I know you will be anxious to read all the details about my experience!!
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.Remember that case four years ago, where the young Marine was buried in an anthill up to his neck?^ I remember it from a couple years ago?
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^ It's up 10% from four years ago.
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^ Gave up on ER years ago.
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Gibbs: Duck. It was eight years ago. .(Points to a body in the morgue) How did he die?^ Abby: How did he die?
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^ Points to a body in the morgue ) How did he die?
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.Ducky: No, it can't be eight years.^ Ducky: No, it can't be eight years.
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No, I know it wasn't! .Four years ago your third wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat.^ It's up 10% from four years ago.
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^ Four years ago your third wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat.
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^ But the real bastards look to get in your head and really screw with you.
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.I distinctly remember the ant-eaten Marine on that table there when I stitched you up.^ I distinctly remember the ant-eaten Marine on that table there when I stitched you up.
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^ PM for those of you with the DVD's i'd go back and listen to the story that Jack tells Kate when she stitch him up back on the island :D .
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^ He also has really witty comments ;] "there's no I in team, but there is a me if you jumble up the letters" :P .
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.Abby: Sailor on the half-shell!^ Abby: Sailor on the half-shell!
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.Ducky: Oh, Abby, please...^ Ducky : Oh, please.
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^ Ducky: Oh, Abby, please...
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Abby: Sorry.

.Gibbs: [Gibbs is asleep at his desk when Kate walks by with a cup of coffee.^ Gibbs : [ Gibbs is asleep at his desk when Kate walks by with a cup of coffee.
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^ Ziva : [walks to Tony's desk, holding a coffee cup] You know, Tony, I have been thinking, and I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent and your place as -- Tony : Your superior in every way.
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^ Ziva: (walks in, smiling and carries a coffee to McGee's desk) For the one you got me last week.
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.He immediately wakes up.
] Coffee!^ He immediately wakes up.
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^ And the American public needs to wake up and smell the coffee.
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.Gibbs: How could she not know?^ Tony : How do you know I'm not Gibbs?
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^ Gibbs: How would you know?
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^ Gibbs: How could she not know?
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Randy: We met at Mark's memorial service.
Gibbs: What'd you say? 'I was passing by, dug the music, decided to drop in?'

High Seas [1.6]

Gibbs's voicemail: Gibbs. Talk.

.Tony: Five years with Gibbs; I'm amazed the guy didn't end up in a strait jacket.^ I actually love Torchwood, especially when you know how Jack ends up thousands of years in the future.
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^ At the end of 2008, there were over 36 million HDTV households worldwide, up 24% from 29 million at year-end 2007.
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^ You should only sign up for mysterious five -year missions.
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Gibbs: What was that?
.Tony: Nothing, boss.^ Tony: Nothing, boss.
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Just praising your communication skills.

.Kate: This...isn't the deck 5 berthing compartment, is it?^ Kate: This...isn't the deck 5 berthing compartment, is it?
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Sailor: (while standing at a urinal) No ma'am this is the men's head on deck 6.

.Tony: For a crew that doesn't do drugs, you guys sure do a lot of drugs.^ Tony: For a crew that doesn't do drugs, you guys sure do a lot of drugs.
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^ Tony: You sure about that, Boss?
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^ Tony: Are you sure it was a bomb, Gibbs?
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.Ducky: [to Gerald after reenacting a death] You're supposed to be dead.^ Ducky : [ to Gerald after reenacting a death ] You're supposed to be dead.
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^ Ducky: Unless you're a spy.
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^ Tony: You might want to warn us about what you're working on after lunch, Ducky.
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.Kate: All I'm saying is that...^ Kate : Look all I am trying to say is that it is very unprofessional.
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^ Kate : All I'm saying is that...
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things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
.Tony: I have no idea what you said.^ Tony : You already said that!
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^ Tony : I have no idea what you said.
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^ Gibbs: You have no idea.
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.Kate: Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.^ Kate : Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.
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.Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress.^ Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress.
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.If there’s such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that too.^ If there’s such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that too.
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^ There are way too many characters and way too many things going on (in different decades/centuries as well, no less!
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^ Shepard: Before you go, Fornell, there is one thing...
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Sub Rosa [1.7]

.Tony: If you're coming down with something, don't sit next to me in the truck.^ Tony : You're Israeli?
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^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
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^ Tony: If you're coming down with something, don't sit next to me in the truck.
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.Kate: There's an upside to getting a cold?^ Kate: There's an upside to getting a cold?
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.Tony: Wanna tell the doctor about it?^ Tony: Wanna tell the doctor about it?
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^ Tony: [after Ziva tells him about her sister's death] Is that why you joined Mossad?
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^ Tony: You know, I was thinking about becoming a doctor.
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[straightens his tie and grins]

.Kate: What do you put in your coffee?^ Kate: What do you put in your coffee?
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^ Kate: That's your way of saying you missed me, isn't it?
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^ Kate: ( to Tony ) I would be the last one to rain on your parade, Fidel , but you're logged onto an official Navy website.
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Gibbs: Coffee.

.Kate: Okay...I'll...just go down the hall and get you another cup.^ PM for those of you with the DVD's i'd go back and listen to the story that Jack tells Kate when she stitch him up back on the island :D .
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^ Gibbs: I was going to say, if either one of you two wing nuts ever disobey a direct order again, I'll kill you myself.
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^ Kate: Whoa, wait, you could see that the clubs were left handed with just a passing glance?
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Gibbs: That's...not coffee.

Tony: I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee. .We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.^ We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.
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^ Kate: Tony, Please, we're stuck here together.
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.Tony: Worst case of acid indigestion I ever saw.^ Tony: Worst case of acid indigestion I ever saw.
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.Gibbs: Hey...better get Michael Jackson out of here...before he ralphs.^ Ziva : You better get unused to being in charge before Gibbs decides to shoot you.
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^ It's the one with the 3-D Michael Jackson movie - "It looks like he's coming out of the screen at you" and then he runs away with a kid from the front row.
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^ Today on our World BBC News, they gave out a list of drugs/medication Michael Jackson was taking.
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Timothy McGee: I've heard stories about Special Agent Gibbs
Tony: Only half of them are true...the trick is figuring out which half.

.Kate: This isn't pledge week at Sigma Chi, Tony.^ Kate: This isn't pledge week at Sigma Chi , Tony.
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.Tony: Bet you were a lot of fun in college.^ Tony: No, that you had fun as a child.
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^ Tony: Bet you were a lot of fun in college.
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^ Tony: For a crew that doesn't do drugs, you guys sure do a lot of drugs.
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Kate: I was a... lot...of fun in college.
Tony: Really.

.Kate: ....to replace me because I shave my legs and not my face is unconscionable and certainly not in the best interests of the case.^ Kate: ....to replace me because I shave my legs and not my face is unconscionable and certainly not in the best interests of the case.
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^ Perhaps it was not their best episode, but I certainly wasn't grabbed by anything with my first viewing as I was with Army Wives or Breaking Bad or Dexter .
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^ But that statement is based on the premise that internet discussion boards are somehow representational of the population at large, which to the best of my knowledge has never been the case.

.Gibbs: You claustrophobic?^ Gibbs: You claustrophobic?
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Kate: No
Gibbs: Good. [walks away]
Kate: I'm going?!
.Tony: Don't forget to wax.^ Tony: Don't forget to wax.
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.Abby: There's good news and bad news...^ Abby: I have some good news and some bad news.
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^ Abby: There's good news and bad news...
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^ Ducky: I have good news and bad news.
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.Ducky: [sighs] I hate it when you play this game, Abby.^ Ducky: Do you suspect foul play?
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^ Abby: They do not hate you.
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^ Ducky: [sighs] I hate it when you play this game, Abby.
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Abby: His last meal was a Big Mac and fries
Ducky: Probably half the base had that for lunch. .I was hoping you'd come up with something a little more exotic.^ I was hoping you'd come up with something a little more exotic.
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^ The Doctors is billed as the show you would come up with if you gave medical degrees to the ladies of The View.
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^ Tony: If you're coming down with something, don't sit next to me in the truck.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tandoori perhaps. And the good news?
Abby: I know what's in the special sauce.

.Ducky: I have good news and bad news.^ Abby: I have some good news and some bad news.
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^ Abby: There's good news and bad news...
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^ Ducky: I have good news and bad news.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Abby: I hate payback.

Gibbs: Go and un-hydrate.
.Kate: I never heard it called that before.^ Kate: I never heard it called that before.
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^ Gibbs: For once, I agree DiNozzo's right Kate: (stands up) Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever heard...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I have heard it before, and really like it, but have never figured out who it is, or the name of the song.
  • NBC [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC boards.nbc.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[after DiNozzo throws a rock through a window to illegally gain entrance to a house]
.McGee: That's breaking and entering.^ DiNozzo throws a rock through a window to illegally gain entrance to a house] McGee: That's breaking and entering.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: No. That was breaking... and this is entering.

.Tony: [looking at eco-terrorists screen saver] Guess flying toasters would have been too much to ask for.^ I would bet there would have been much less excitement, or interest, if they had USA soccer or basketball on the screen.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ We know the CECB market is booming, but I would have to guess that much of this smaller size inventory must be going to replace analog only sets.
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^ Look, I don't ask much from tv, only that I not be bored.
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.Tony: You've taken computer classes.^ You were the first class to enter the Naval Academy during my term in office, and you might say we've finished a 4-year course together.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

McGee: Masters in computer forensics, MIT.
Tony: I see.
.McGee: [looks at a chemical diagram on the computer] This isn't good.^ McGee: [looks at a chemical diagram on the computer] This isn't good.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Does anyone have a sense of what numbers look good to FOX? I'm more used to dealing with the CW, so 8 million looks huge, but I know isn't necessarily for the larger networks.

^ [Kate has McGee by the ear after he accidentally looked up her skirt while working on her computer] Gibbs : DiNozzo...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: What?
.McGee: Isopropylaminomethyl methlphosphonothiola.^ McGee: Isopropylaminomethyl methlphosphonothiola.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: [looks at him confused]
.McGee: BS in Biomechanical engineering Johns Hopkins.^ Tony: [looks at him confused] McGee: BS in Biomechanical engineering Johns Hopkins .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You?
.Tony: Ohio State......^ Tony: Ohio State ......
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phys ed major......I was a jock.

.Tony: Nice hat.^ Tony: Nice hat.
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.Did they make you the boat mascot?^ Did they make you the boat mascot?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Funny how the troglodyte's ask for money after they invite you into their tiny cave dwelling, make you some bred and then wave you off.

^ Why, oh why, did they have to make us right about this and why, oh why, did I watch to confirm it?
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.Kate: That's your way of saying you missed me, isn't it?^ Kate: That's your way of saying you missed me, isn't it?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: What do you put in your coffee?
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^ Kate: What makes you think she isn't?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: No.

.Tony: Listen kid, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you're not exactly Abby's type.^ You want her back, don't you.
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^ Tony: You don't say?
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^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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.McGee: I've taken care of that.^ McGee: I've taken care of that.
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.Remember that urge you were talking about?^ Homer: What are you talking about?
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Are you talking about Boy Meets Boy?
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^ Remember that urge you were talking about?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: [nods]
McGee: I went with Mom.
Tony: [stands there in shock, realizing McGee just got a tattoo on his butt to impress Abby]

.Kate: I wonder what he said to make Tony speechless?^ Kate: I wonder what he said to make Tony speechless?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: He told him he got a tat on his ass.^ Gibbs: He told him he got a tat on his ass.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: [Gapes at the elevator McGee just entered]

Minimum Security [1.8]

Tony: Normally I hate priority rides, but who cares if it's going to...
.Gibbs: What's wrong with priority rides?^ Gibbs: What's wrong with priority rides?
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.Tony: C'mon boss.^ Tony: C'mon boss.
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^ (At the shooting range Gibbs tapes Tony's hat on his target) Tony: ( protesting ) Ah c'mon, boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You tellin' me you like sitting on canvas seats slung between cargo pallets?^ You tellin' me you like sitting on canvas seats slung between cargo pallets?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Though I like the notion of having standing room only -- (laughter) But if you'd like to have a seat, we have plenty of room up front.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tony : Miss David, you can sit there and slouch provocatively for an hour if you'd like or you can tell me what you need and maybe I can help.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Yeah, it makes me feel like I'm back in the Corps.^ It makes you feel like you're not crazy."
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ The natural sounds makes you feel like you’re there and the pictures are great,” he said.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

^ And crushing on John makes most of us feel like pedophiles.


.Tony: (laughs, while on a Gulfstream Aircraft) I love priority rides.^ Tony: ( laughs, while on a Gulfstream Aircraft ) I love priority rides.
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^ Tony: Normally I hate priority rides, but who cares if it's going to...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Boss, this is the best.
.Gibbs: I miss canvas seats.^ Gibbs: I miss canvas seats.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: (to Tony) I would be the last one to rain on your parade, Fidel, but you're logged onto an official Navy website.^ Kate: Certainly you would know.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : You're Israeli?
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^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's PR.

.Tony: Why does the woman thing come up when a ship is sinking or there's only one bedroom with a bath?^ Only one thing left to do.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Why oh why can't the little villagers rise up and kick that big, nasty woman and her evil gay army to the curb?
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know there are some other good ones out there, but when you're not in the US it's not easy catching up with everything!
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.Abby: Perfume is expensive, Gibbs.^ Abby: Perfume is expensive, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit.^ I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When I started out with my letter I was chalk full of emotion and it really was just a rough copy.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I was just told by my cable company (Charter) that I have to have them come out and install converter boxes on both my tvs before Feb.
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.They frown on that sort of behavior.^ They frown on that sort of behavior.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tony: (naked, to an Iguana that crawled into bed with him, with gun drawn) Halt!^ Tony: ( naked, to an Iguana that crawled into bed with him, with gun drawn ) Halt!
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^ Kate: Damn it Tony I should just take you home and just get you into bed...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: [gets his gun and badge back from Tony, gives him a long look] You'll do.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: (speechless)
Gibbs: I need coffee.

.FBI Translator: You might want to think about keeping that door shut.^ Ziva: Do you ever think about soulmates?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Translator: You might want to think about keeping that door shut.
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^ (Gibbs stands up) Boss you might want to think about this cuz I..
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Iguanas have been known to wander inside.^ Iguanas have been known to wander inside.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: Did I say both of you?^ Kate: Well, you didn't not say both of us, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Why'd you say that, DiNozzo?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Did I say both of you?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: Well, you didn't not say both of us, Gibbs.^ Kate: Well, you didn't not say both of us, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Why'd you say that, DiNozzo?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Did I say both of you?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Yes, she's kinda got a point there, boss.^ Tony: Yes, she's kinda got a point there, boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : Out of respect for my coworkers, boss, I have to say yes, and it's very disturbing.
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^ Tony: ...then yes, we slept very well, Boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Tony: Can I drink?
Gibbs: Yeah. Sarsaparilla.

.Agent Paula Cassidy: What're you drinking?^ Agent Paula Cassidy: What're you drinking?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Realising how sad this sounds, you're the closest thing I have to a friend, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ FBI Agent Fornell: Anyone ever told you you're an insufferable bastard?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Sarsaparilla.
.Bartender: Root beer.^ Bartender: Root beer .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Paula: Are you here to check me out?^ Will you check it out?
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Paula: Are you here to check me out?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ady you have to check it out?

.Tony: Define checking out.^ Tony: Define checking out.
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.Tony: So Jack Palance shoots Elijah Wood?^ Tony: So Jack Palance shoots Elijah Wood ?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Tony: Miss me?
.Paula: Like Herpes.^ Paula: Like Herpes .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tony: Never broken a rule?^ Tony: Never broken a rule?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Paula: Have you?
.Tony: If the risk is worth it.^ Tony: If the risk is worth it.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.(turns to bartender) Jimmy, un tequila y una cerveza, por favor.^ Jimmy, un tequila y una cerveza, por favor.
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.Tony: You were the first woman I saw in my endorphin high.^ Tony: You see my dilemma.
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^ Tony: You were the first woman I saw in my endorphin high.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Like my father always said: "Be careful who you marry, Anthony, she may end up being a homicidal maniac."
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.Kate: We work together, Tony.^ Kate: We work together, Tony.
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^ Kate: It means half way between FUBAR and SNAFU. McGee: Okay, uh what's FUBAR? Kate and Tony together: You are!
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^ Tony: Speaking of dates we've worked together for two years and I have no idea where you live.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's like a brother-sister thing.^ It's like a brother-sister thing.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Quote from: doodler on April 20, 2008, 09:06:20 PM i'd forgotten how much I like Brothers and Sisters .
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^ HAVE a tv, and abc has some shows i like, brothers and sisters and now eli stone.
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Tony: Never had a sister.
Kate: It's probably a good thing.
Tony: Just passed Sa'id's room, sis.

.Paula: You gonna read me my rights?^ Paula: You gonna read me my rights?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ QUOTE (easygordon @ Jul 7 2009, 06:34 PM) That might be an old announcement you saw, or else you mis-read it.
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (You can read my review of it from last year at nytimes.com.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 116 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

.Gibbs: You have the right to be reimbursed for postage.^ Gibbs : Are you all right?
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^ Gibbs: You have the right to be reimbursed for postage.
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^ Abby: You're so right Gibbs!
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.Gibbs: Why is Special Agent DiNozzo sorry?^ I'm special agent Tony DiNozzo.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Why'd you say that, DiNozzo?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Why is Special Agent DiNozzo sorry?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Paula: He blew his chance to get laid.^ Paula: He blew his chance to get laid.
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Abby: Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear.
.Gibbs: How much did all this power cost us?^ Im sure the show has given so much to all of us one way or another so lets continue to show our support.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "It was just costing too much for the realities of how the business has evolved."
  • The General TV Thread [Archive] - Revision3 Forums 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC revision3.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (There's rumors also that Fox didn't like how much the show cost to produce, but a successful show makes money, so...who knows?
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.Abby: Around fifteen hundred.^ Abby: Around fifteen hundred.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Fifteen hundred DOLLARS???^ Gibbs: Fifteen hundred DOLLARS???
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.Gibbs: So she and Sa'id were doing the horizontal salsa.^ Gibbs: So she and Sa'id were doing the horizontal salsa.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Not according to the bartender at El Floridita.^ Tony: Not according to the bartender at El Floridita.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: What, lovers register with him at Gitmo?^ Gibbs: What, lovers register with him at Gitmo?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Tony: I think Sa'id copied Paula's key without her knowing it.
.Gibbs: Now which brain is thinking that, DiNozzo?^ Gibbs: Now which brain is thinking that, DiNozzo?
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.Tony: I'm hitting the rack.^ Tony: I'm hitting the rack.
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.Kate: You know, Gibbs, you can be a real...^ Kate: Certainly you would know.
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^ It's one of those phrases no one really knows what means, but you use it anyway, 'cause...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: Well, you didn't not say both of us, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Gibbs: ...bastard.

.Abby: It's just sex, Ducky.^ Ducky: Just sex?
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^ Abby: It's just sex, Ducky.
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^ Abby : Oh hey, I was just about to call Tony and McGee -- I think they were having sex.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: Just sex?^ Ducky: Just sex?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: It's just sex, Ducky.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: You know, biological act between two creatures in a species in response to biological and neurological stimuli.^ Abby: How'd you know I was here?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: So you don't know.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Abby: Something's wrong.^ Abby: Is something wrong?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: Something's wrong.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : Did I do something wrong?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The files are too big.
.Ducky: (chuckles) Not just the files.^ Ducky: ( chuckles ) Not just the files.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Abby: My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.^ Abby: My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ziva : [walks to Tony's desk, holding a coffee cup] You know, Tony, I have been thinking, and I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent and your place as -- Tony : Your superior in every way.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : You would make a great Santa.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: How good an actress are you, Agent Cassidy?^ Abby : How can you say that, Gibbs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: How good an actress are you, Agent Cassidy?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : How do you know I'm not Gibbs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Paula: Ask Tony.^ Paula: Ask Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.He bought my act.^ He bought my act.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Kate: She'd say anything to get in that room
.Tony: It's not a problem, we were both playing a game.^ Kate: She'd say anything to get in that room Tony: It's not a problem, we were both playing a game.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : Just tell me you have no idea how to fix the problem, then we can both get on with our lives!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Looks like we're going to play Gibbs' favorite game...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Gibbs: Yeah? Who won?

.Gibbs: Why is that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing?^ Gibbs: Why is that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Okay, you want me to help fix this?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: Makes us feel all warm inside.^ Kate: Makes us feel all warm inside.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He makes me feel all tingly.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'm starting to feel a little warm and fuzzy inside about the rainbow representing our country.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

.Gibbs: So does scotch, but it doesn't cost you a house.^ Gibbs: So does scotch, but it doesn't cost you a house.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Does Tony know that you know?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: ( to Gibbs ) When you're a computer geek invading dungeons and fighting ogres, Jethro doesn't cut it.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Marine Down [1.9]

.Tony: Gibbs'll get in.^ Gibbs: [gets his gun and badge back from Tony, gives him a long look] You'll do.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Gibbs'll get in.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Tony & Gibbs have just found Abby, (who is in a very "Wonder Woman" pose) repeatedly shocking the hitman with her stun gun] Abby : I'll be with you in a minute Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.^ He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51 .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You think I want to leave someone I love like a son, knowing we'll never see him again?
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think we're okay, but we'll let him finish.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Kate: Because he probably killed them.^ Kate: Because he probably killed them.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ducky: Probably because I killed her brother.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


(At the shooting range Gibbs tapes Tony's hat on his target)
Tony: (protesting) Ah c'mon, boss. .I've been breaking that cap in for three months.^ I've been breaking that cap in for three months.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I love that cap.
.Kate: Then don't shoot it.^ Kate: Then don't shoot it.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Gibbs: Back this up? .(Tapes Kate's PDA to her target) .^ Tapes Kate's PDA to her target ) .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: (protests) Ah, no no no, Gibbs.^ Kate: Well, McGee then Gibbs: No, he's with Tony Kate: Abby Gibbs: No, up to her tats in forensic tests.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (At the shooting range Gibbs tapes Tony's hat on his target) Tony: ( protesting ) Ah c'mon, boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: No Gibbs: Good.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Come on, my whole life is in that thing.^ I will come once I finish giving blood to this lady who is not significant in my life at all then I will come and save the girl who is practically my daughter.
  • TV Series: Prison Break/Heroes/Lost and others [Archive] - BanglaCricket Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.banglacricket.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ AM yeah my buddy just explained that whole lazy sunday thing.
  • The General TV Thread [Archive] - Revision3 Forums 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC revision3.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'm sorry, but it was the stupidest show I have ever seen in my whole life, with the stupidest people ever.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gibbs: Then don't shoot it.^ Gibbs: Then don't shoot it.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(walks away)
.Kate: (to Tony) If we screw this up, I have a suggestion.^ Kate: Well, McGee then Gibbs: No, he's with Tony Kate: Abby Gibbs: No, up to her tats in forensic tests.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Ah...I think the post office screwed up, boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: well let's see last year Tony spilled his coffee and he warmed up to him ooh about an hour ago.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: What?
Kate: We break into Gibbs' basement and set the boat on fire.
.Tony: That's cold, Kate.^ Tony: That's cold, Kate.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I knew there was a reason I liked you.^ I knew there was a reason I liked you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ernie Yost: I knew there was something I liked about you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll keep watching them, there are bound to be a few gems, like the Miike episode you talk about.

Gibbs: Fire. .Let's see how you do under pressure.^ Lets see how good it is.
  • TV Series: Prison Break/Heroes/Lost and others [Archive] - BanglaCricket Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.banglacricket.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Let's see how you do under pressure.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How often do you see that for ANYthing?
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Tony: I'll bring the lighter fluid.^ Tony: I'll bring the lighter fluid.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: Deal.

.Abby: Very cool.^ Abby: Very cool.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Where can I get one of these? (admires Tony's bullet hole ridden cap)
.Tony: You can have that one.^ Kate: ( to Tony ) I would be the last one to rain on your parade, Fidel , but you're logged onto an official Navy website.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: There is only one thing you need to know about Officer David.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you want to take a snapshot, just go back in the posts a couple of weeks and take a look at one of Toni Fitzgerald's 18-49 demo reports.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]


Abby: How did he die?
.Tony: That's kind of what Gibbs wants me to find out.^ Tony: That's kind of what Gibbs wants me to find out.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Gibbs and Tony arrive to find Ziva standing over two restrained suspects and a woman with a knife in her chest] Tony: Remind me never to piss her off.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Timothy McGee: I've heard stories about Special Agent Gibbs Tony: Only half of them are true...the trick is figuring out which half.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: Then I'd say it sucks to be you.^ Abby: You can say it.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : How can you say that, Gibbs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: Then I'd say it sucks to be you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: What's your clearance?^ Kate: What's your clearance?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Confidential.
Kate: Confidential? What'd you do? .Kill someone in high school?^ Kill someone in high school?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Hah. Funny, Kate. .They screwed up my paperwork with another agent.^ But I have another of my "what are they thinking" questions.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They screwed up my paperwork with another agent.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Phatman 07-03-2009, 12:33 PM They keep screwing up TV like this and Books will make a comeback.
  • Cartoon Network to become "Network" [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gibbs: Yeah, DiNozzo died in a car crash last month.^ Gibbs: Yeah, DiNozzo died in a car crash last month.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Diana died early yesterday of injuries she suffered in a high-speed crash as her car was pursued by photographers on motorcycles.
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Gibbs: Yeah, I remember, DiNozzo.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Very tragic.
.Tony: They yanked my clearance and now I have to take a physical to get it back.^ Tony: They yanked my clearance and now I have to take a physical to get it back.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Patted my back.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ziva : You don't, by now I've changed my apperance, replaced my identity with back-up documents, and relocated.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kate: Why is that?
.Tony: To prove that I'm still alive.^ Tony: To prove that I'm still alive.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Gibbs headslaps him as Tony winces and gives him a dumbfounded look) Gibbs: (smiles) You're still alive.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Indistinct yelling Kate: Thank god Tony is still alive.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Gibbs: Any luck?
Kate: Access denied. .And I was cleared for Air Force One.^ And I was cleared for Air Force One.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: ( noticing DiNozzo sitting in the president's chair on Air Force One ) Oh, No!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ A navy officer died while on board Air Force One and she was the Special Agent in Charge.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: So was an Al Qaeda operative.^ Gibbs: So was an Al Qaeda operative.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: [as Ari leaves Gibbs shoots him point blank in the shoulder, just as Ari did with Gerald earlier] Just wanted to help you convince Al Qaeda...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: (looking at her PDA with a bullet hole in the middle of it) Wish my warranty covered bullets.^ Kate: ( looking at her PDA with a bullet hole in the middle of it ) Wish my warranty covered bullets.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: ( gives her a look ) Kate: My cousin.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Post by padz on Mar 6, 2007, 7:12pm I wish it was that Nikki...and wish that Kate watched it with me covered in peanut butter and wispering chevy chase films in my ear!


.Tony: The eyes need to be bigger.^ Tony: The eyes need to be bigger.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: The eyes are fine, the nose needs to be bigger.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: ( rolls eyes and walks away ) Kate: ( to herself ) I need to work on reading men better.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: The eyes are fine, the nose needs to be bigger.^ Kate: The eyes are fine, the nose needs to be bigger.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: The eyes need to be bigger.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: ( rolls eyes and walks away ) Kate: ( to herself ) I need to work on reading men better.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Fine, I'll put out an APB for Pinocchio.^ Tony: Fine, I'll put out an APB for Pinocchio.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Then when I get back to the dorm on Sunday I'll start writing my letters and putting it all together so I can send them out on Monday.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Over the course of the eight episodes, we'll see our love-lorn ladies be put through the paces -- and come out the other side transformed.
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Gibbs: Welcome to my world, Abby.^ Gibbs: Welcome to my world, Abby.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: [as Gibbs] Before you send one of my team home you clear it with me first!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: Correct as always my silver-haired fox - I mean Gibbs, sir, boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: What does he want the LES for?^ Kate: What does he want the LES for?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Kate, that's NCIS 101.
.Kate: You have no idea.^ To tell you the truth, I have no idea.
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ FRIENDS! Oh my goodness, you have no idea how big a fan I was/am!
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I have to say that I have no idea how you guys in the USA, put up with so many adverts between and during programmes...
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Tony: Not a clue.

.Tony: Sorry I couldn't help you with the digging boys.^ Tony: Sorry I couldn't help you with the digging boys.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You need any help you ask Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : Well, I hear zinc lozenges help, but you might want to try some vitamin C or echinacea.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Old pro basketball injury.^ Old pro basketball injury.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: You played Pro ball?^ Kate: You played Pro ball?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Well, I was watching a game when it happened.

.Tony: Does your calling plan include the afterlife?^ Tony: Does your calling plan include the afterlife?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tony: You know what really ticks me off?^ You really don't know or are you kiddin' me??
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Saw an episode of that Jack Dee show Lead Balloon ...Jesus Christ, you can't really get anymore of a blatent rip off can you?

^ How would you even know about them if I didn't mention them especially if you boycott the Emmys because they include REAL and cable shows!!
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Kate: Gibbs?
Tony: No. .These guys get paid more than I do.^ These guys get paid more than I do.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I think as long as they keep these ratings they'll be more than save.

^ I have a better time and solve more problems sitting with my gay guy friends than my girlfriends!"
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Tony: I'm a man of action.^ Tony: I'm a man of action.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: I'd say more like an Action figure.^ Kate: I'd say more like an Action figure.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: More like bad cop/scary cop, McGee.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Especially if the customer likes it but decides they need a little more and the company says, "You can upgrade to this DVR for only X more dollars per month.
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Tony: Why? You wanna play with me?
.Kate: As in you look good, but can't do much.^ Kate: As in you look good, but can't do much.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: Bad things masquerading as something good for you?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs gives her a questioning look Kate: Who else you know who pisses people off like that?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: But I look good.^ Tony: But I look good.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Look, everybody enjoys a good book, but don't you ever have the urge to just act a little...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Gibbs: ...he's CIA.
.Kate: What makes you think that?^ Kate: What makes you think she isn't?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: What makes you think it was social?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Which show do you think has the best chance of making it?
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.Gibbs: How many agencies do you know that drive economy-class armored cars?^ How many of you feel as I do?
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How much space do you get on the Cablevision server vs. Hard Drive?
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ With old NFL Primetime, you could get a feel for how every drive went, not just see the scoring plays, like Football Night does.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]


.Tony: He's really pissed off.^ Tony: He's really pissed off.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: Yeah, but you really, really, really pissed him off.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Gibbs and Tony arrive to find Ziva standing over two restrained suspects and a woman with a knife in her chest] Tony: Remind me never to piss her off.
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.Kate: How do you know?^ Kate: Certainly you would know.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: How can you tell?
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^ Ziva: How do you know?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: (rolls eyes and walks away)
.Kate: (to herself) I need to work on reading men better.^ Tony: ( rolls eyes and walks away ) Kate: ( to herself ) I need to work on reading men better.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Tony: This is so not right. .I mean, it's not as though we couldn't have done this during daylight.^ I mean, it's not as though we couldn't have done this during daylight.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: You afraid of ghosts, Tony?^ Kate: You afraid of ghosts, Tony?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: ( to Tony ) I would be the last one to rain on your parade, Fidel , but you're logged onto an official Navy website.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: No, I'm afraid of getting shot for trespassing.^ Tony: No, I'm afraid of getting shot for trespassing.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Hey, this is how you deal with getting shot at?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: I'm never getting married, there's no up side to it.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kate: Is he really sleeping or is that just an act?^ Kate: Is he really sleeping or is that just an act?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wouldn't mind seeing him in some non-reality programs just to see if he can act...
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.Tony: Oh, he's sleeping.^ Tony: Oh, he's sleeping.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: How can you tell?^ Kate: How can you tell?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: How do you know?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: How'd you get into this?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: He looks peaceful.^ Tony: He looks peaceful.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Gibbs: Morning. Sleep well?
.Kate: If you consider throwing up violently all night and being thrown around like a couple of rag dolls...^ Kate: If you consider throwing up violently all night and being thrown around like a couple of rag dolls...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: You didn't like it?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wednesday night no American seriously challenged for the men’s all-around title.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

.Tony: ...then yes, we slept very well, Boss.^ Tony : Out of respect for my coworkers, boss, I have to say yes, and it's very disturbing.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: ...then yes, we slept very well, Boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Yes, she's kinda got a point there, boss.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Thanks for asking.

Left For Dead [1.10]

.Tony: Fell asleep working on your boat again?^ Tony: Fell asleep working on your boat again?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Why'd you say that, DiNozzo?^ Gibbs: Why'd you say that, DiNozzo?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : How can you say that, Gibbs?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Why would you say that?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Boss, I know the farm report when I hear it.

.Gibbs: (on cell phone) No you will not put her picture on TV. I want whoever did this to think she's still dead.^ Gibbs: ( on cell phone ) No you will not put her picture on TV. I want whoever did this to think she's still dead.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What did you think?
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What did you all think of Virtuality?
  • Syfy Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.syfy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

No, Kate, no. .Our priority is finding the bomb.^ Our priority is finding the bomb.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(closes phone) She's bonded.
.Tony: Kate and Jane Doe?^ Tony: Kate and Jane Doe?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Kate willing to give her bedroom to Jane Doe but not me.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Oh yeah.^ Gibbs: Oh yeah.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

She hasn't even questioned her yet, 'Her eyes they just pleaded for help'.
.Tony: Love that look in a woman.^ Tony: Love that look in a woman.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tony: Speaking of dates we've worked together for two years and I have no idea where you live.^ Tony : I have no idea what you said.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Speaking of dates we've worked together for two years and I have no idea where you live.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: You have no idea.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ducky: I'd just as soon we kept it that way, Tony.^ Ducky: I'd just as soon we kept it that way, Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Right.

.Abby: So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.^ Abby: Which makes you feel wanted.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Besides I can open a chastity belt.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: You have a chastity belt?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Do I look like DiNozzo?^ Kate: Gibbs, what did Ducky look like when he was younger?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Blood sprays on DiNozzo and Gibbs ) Ari Haswari: ( on distant rooftop, coldly, looking up from his sniper rifle ) Sorry, Caitlin...
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Looks like they’re putting decoder rings in cereal boxes again.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Not funny, boss. .Besides I can open a chastity belt.^ Besides I can open a chastity belt.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Abby: Did you ever see one?^ D Did you see Sunday's episode?
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My 1st one i did, is it better to write something on the outside like you have in your post "Save The 4400" , this time i didn't but i wanna do what ever works.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Did you see this week, when Angel had a go at the disabled people - It was virtually word for word with Emily and Charley from BB lt summer...
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Mine's awesome, eighteenth century French.^ Mine's awesome, eighteenth century French.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: You have a chastity belt?^ Tony: You have a chastity belt?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: So much more information than I need to know about Abby.^ Gibbs: So much more information than I need to know about Abby.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: There were more of them than us.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : It's more addictive than pistachios.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Kate: She's not the terrorist type, Tony.
.Tony: So you're thinking more Emma Thompson than Angelina Jolie?^ Tony: [hugs McGee] What were you thinking, McGee?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: You really think I smell?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : You're Israeli?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Gibbs: Okay who's Maureen Ingalls?^ Gibbs: Okay who's Maureen Ingalls?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: What makes you think she isn't?^ Kate: What makes you think she isn't?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: What makes you think it was social?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Which show do you think has the best chance of making it?
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

Gibbs: (gives her a look)
.Kate: My cousin.^ Gibbs: ( gives her a look ) Kate: My cousin.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Hah. That was a quick fold.

Tony: Whoa. .What's with you and Jane Doe?^ What's with you and Jane Doe ?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kate: She'll be occupying my spare bedroom so I don't have to say no to you.^ Tony: You don't say?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You described everything in my bedroom.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: She'll be occupying my spare bedroom so I don't have to say no to you.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Did I ask?^ Tony: Did I ask?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Abby: Gotcha
.Gibbs: Love to hear that word out of your dark lips, Abby.^ Thanks for your thoughts heart...I would love you hear your letter I don't think mine was very professional.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know some people who freak out whenever the hear the words "Jonus brothers" but I just think that they are pretty good.
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Abby: What'd you find?^ Abby: What'd you find?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Kate willing to give her bedroom to Jane Doe but not me.^ Tony: Kate willing to give her bedroom to Jane Doe but not me.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kate: Big cities just can't give you what small towns can, Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Why does the woman thing come up when a ship is sinking or there's only one bedroom with a bath?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Abby: Shocking.

Tony: What's that?
Abby: A scratch.
Tony: It's more than a scratch.
.Abby: You may actually be right.^ Abby: You may actually be right.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: You're so right Gibbs!
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: (happily) I am hugging you all in my mind right now.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Wanna know what my vision is?^ Tony: Wanna know what my vision is?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: How do you know my interest in your ass wasn't purely professional?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.20/10. Same as Ted Williams.^ Same as Ted Williams .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.He could see the seam of a fastball coming at him.^ He could see the seam of a fastball coming at him.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: How about knuckles?^ Gibbs: How about knuckles?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs : You know how I feel about coincidences, Abs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby : Equatorial pygmies know how you feel about coincidences, Gibbs.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tony: You sat your naked butt on a photocopier didn't you Abby?^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: I didn't know you had a sister Tony.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Abby: She didn't call you, did she?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Abby: Yup.

.Detective: You're telling me the stooge from Hoover didn't save the man?^ They're addicting, I tell you!
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Tell him you're sorry.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Detective: You're telling me the stooge from Hoover didn't save the man?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: Hell no it was N-C-I-us.^ Tony: Hell no it was N-C-I-us.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Detective: Not according to the TV reports.^ Detective: Not according to the TV reports.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: When do they get it right?

.Gibbs: Found the key to this place in Jane Doe's grave.^ Gibbs: Found the key to this place in Jane Doe's grave.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Detective: I thought she was alive.^ Detective: I thought she was alive.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: She woke up taking a dirt nap and did a Dracula.^ Tony: She woke up taking a dirt nap and did a Dracula .
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: I'd take that toothpick of his and shove it up the SecNav's cigar.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony : How did I end up with Dolores Brahmstead from Human Resources?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Detective: That's a new one.^ Detective: That's a new one.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Tony: What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? .BMW, BMG, BASF. And they're all B's.^ They're all fake, put-together, and they don't write their own songs.
  • Print Page - TV Shows 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC eoincolfer.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ 'Friends' re runs when they are on TV even though i have them all on DVD!!!!
  • Print Page - TV Right Now: The good, the bad and the totally sucky 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.davecullen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7...
  • Series [deel 2] [Archive] - Gamer.nl Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forum.gamer.nl [Source type: General]

Gibbs: I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS.

.Gibbs: Tell me that "Bombe" means the same in German as it does in English?^ Gibbs : What does that mean, Ziva?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gibbs: Tell me that "Bombe" means the same in German as it does in English?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Tony: Jawohl mein Capitan. BFF makes bomb detecting devices for the US Navy.

.Executive: Suite 8700. I was there Friday.^ Executive: Suite 8700.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tony: To kill Richter?^ Tony: To kill Richter?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Executive: How could you ask such a thing?^ Executive: How could you ask such a thing?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Funny how the troglodyte's ask for money after they invite you into their tiny cave dwelling, make you some bred and then wave you off.

^ With old NFL Primetime, you could get a feel for how every drive went, not just see the scoring plays, like Football Night does.
  • Hot Off The Press: The Latest TV News and Information [Text View] - Page 85 - AVS Forum 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC www.avsforum.com [Source type: General]

.Tony: It's my job.^ Tony: It's my job.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Executive: Please tell me Suzanne is not dead.
Tony: Suzanne is not dead.
Executive: (stops typing)
Gibbs: Woops.
.Tony: Big woops.^ Tony: Big woops.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Gibbs: Tests? On a Navy ship?
.Tony: If I heard there were gonna be tests on a Navy ship you think we'd still be standing here?^ Tony: [hugs McGee] What were you thinking, McGee?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: You really think I smell?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: If I heard there were gonna be tests on a Navy ship you think we'd still be standing here?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gibbs: Oh, forgot.^ Gibbs: Oh, forgot.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Your minds work concurrently.^ Your minds work concurrently.
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Tony: You remember when I stayed with you that time when it didn't really go so well.^ Tony: Why didn't you stop me?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: You really think I smell?
  • NCIS (TV series) - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 9:09 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tony: Didn't you see the signs?
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.Gibbs: Yeah, I remember, DiNozzo.^ Gibbs: Yeah, DiNozzo died in a car crash last month.
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^ Gibbs: Yeah, I remember, DiNozzo.
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Tony: Well, I was younger then, immature, a little unfocused.
Gibbs: It was six months ago, Tony.

.Tony: We gotta do something, boss.^ Tony: We gotta do something, boss.
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Gibbs: Have you ever made a mistake, Tony?
.Tony: According to you or me?^ Tony: According to you or me?
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Gibbs: You.
Tony: Yeah.
.Gibbs: Could anyone make you feel better?^ Abby : You’re just saying that to make me feel better.
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^ Abby: Which makes you feel wanted.
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^ If it makes you feel better/safer.
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Tony: No.

.Gibbs: My door's unlocked.^ Gibbs: My door's unlocked.
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Tony: I know.

Eye Spy [1.11]

(Tony, eating a doughnut, holds out the bag to Kate)
Kate: No. Thanks.
.Tony: They're really good.^ They're just not very good at it.
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^ They're all really good at what they do and it's difficult when they don't get a chance to do it."

^ That's good---but they're the home base of the National Center for Accessible Media at WGBH, so I'm not surprised!
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Kate: Not worth the price. .I like keeping my belt notched exactly where it is.^ I like keeping my belt notched exactly where it is.
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^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGGG HIRO! HAHAHAHA yes one of my friends looks exactly like Hiro, and when he does the 'constipation' face, it's so hilarious!
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^ (I know I'm 19 but I like keeping my parents informed.
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.Tony: What's that supposed to mean?^ Tony: What's that supposed to mean?
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Kate: What mean?
.Tony: The whole sort of raised eyebrows winky thing.^ Tony: The whole sort of raised eyebrows winky thing.
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^ Tony: Gibbs, you know, most agencies have people who do that sort of thing.
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.Kate: Nothing really.^ Kate: Nothing really.
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.Just a nervous...tic?^ Just a nervous...tic?
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.Tony: I've weighed exactly the same since the day I graduated from college.^ As for Dylan Bruno / "Colby Granger" - did I mention I've been watching it since day 1...
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^ But I've been complaining about it all day, but I feel like I have to collect my thoughts, since this has really pissed me off.
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.Never up, never down.^ Never up, never down.
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.Kate: Certainly you would know.^ If you could please let me know if you have any interest in this idea, I would truly appreciate it.
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^ I know you like this show a lot, and I would like your opinion.
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^ Frankly, I didn't choose the topic or the panelists, and I wasn't completely convinced that this session would be, you know, a laff riot.
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.Do you weigh yourself a lot?^ Do you weigh yourself a lot?
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Tony: I never weigh myself.
Kate: I see. .Well, I don't pay that close attention to your body, Tony.^ Well, I don't pay that close attention to your body, Tony.
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^ Tony : Well, it sounds like you've got a problem in your neighborhood, Mr. Rogers .
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^ Tony: Listen kid, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you're not exactly Abby's type.
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.Tony: (Walks away frowning.) Really.^ Tony: ( rolls eyes and walks away ) Kate: ( to herself ) I need to work on reading men better.
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^ Tony turns to walk away.
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^ Tony: ( Walks away frowning.
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Kate: But, Tony. .If you're happy with the way you are that's all that counts.^ If you're happy with the way you are that's all that counts.
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^ Bringing in faith and politics and a sense that Logan has yet to find his real purpose, the show keeps you guessing all the way.
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^ Abby: Because, you know, the way you're acting, you might have just, I don't know, forgotten to tell.
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(winks)
Tony: (Sits down, checks his waistline and tightens his belt a notch.)
.Kate: You alright?^ Kate: You alright?
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.Tony: (grimacing) Couldn't be better.^ Tony: ( grimacing ) Couldn't be better.
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.Kate: (To a soaking wet and obviously freezing cold DiNozzo) You OK? What is it?^ You can get wet, you can get frickin' freezing, but you can't drown!
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^ Kate: ( To a soaking wet and obviously freezing cold DiNozzo ) You OK? What is it?
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Gibbs: Shrinkage.

Gerald: It moved.
.Ducky: I don't think so.^ Ducky: I don't think so.
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^ McGee: Ducky, I don't think we need to talk about that.
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Gerald: It moved, doc.
Ducky: Remind me to check our inventory of alcohol swabs. .(sees movement in body bag) He certainly was dead on the beach.^ He certainly was dead on the beach.
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Tony: Special Agent DiNozzo.
.Phone Operator: Just can't stop messing with the uniforms can they, sir?^ Phone Operator: I'd write a letter, sir.
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^ Phone Operator: Just can't stop messing with the uniforms can they, sir?
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^ I've seen them operate, they just take too long.
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.(Conversation about incoming calls.^ (Conversation about incoming calls.
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.Tony turns to walk away.^ Tony turns to walk away.
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^ Tony: ( Walks away frowning.
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^ Tony: ( rolls eyes and walks away ) Kate: ( to herself ) I need to work on reading men better.
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)
.Phone Operator: I'd write a letter, sir.^ Phone Operator: I'd write a letter, sir.
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^ Phone Operator: Just can't stop messing with the uniforms can they, sir?
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.Tony: So what ever happened between you and Abby?^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Tony: So what ever happened between you and Abby?
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^ Abby: I didn't know you had a sister Tony.
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.McGee: Our paths still cross on occasion.^ McGee: Our paths still cross on occasion.
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Tony: Really?! I guess the tatt on the old caboose did the trick?
McGee: Among other things.
.Tony: You don't say?^ Tony: If you say so.
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^ Tony : You don't ask her.
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^ Tony: You don't say?
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.Did you see any art on her caboose?^ D Did you see Sunday's episode?
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^ What did you think Marz as I see you were looking forward to it too ????
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^ Isabella did you ever see the show " The Bill Engvall Show "?
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.McGee: You're right, I don't say!^ Tony: You don't say?
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^ Do you understand these rights you don't have?
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^ You're right behind me aren't you.
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.Tony: I'll take that as a no.^ Tony: I'll take that as a no.
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^ I'll pay (Gibbs headslaps him and Tony grimaces) Gibbs : No one is eating until we find Yoon Dawson!
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^ Tony: I'll take it.
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.Tony: I don't know what you just said, I don't care what you just said, just give me the number.^ Tony : You already said that!
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^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Abby: So you don't know.
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.Why is there an asterisk?^ Why is there an asterisk?
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.McGee: Ummmm, not sure.^ McGee: Ummmm, not sure.
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Tony: (gives him a look)
McGee: ...sir?
.Tony: That wasn't an "add a sir" look.^ Tony: That wasn't the way it looked, boss.
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^ Tony: That wasn't an "add a sir" look.
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^ Tony: ( gives him a look ) McGee: ...sir?
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.That was a "you better find out why" look.^ That was a "you better find out why" look.
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^ Ziva: Why're you looking at me?!
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^ Find out why!
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McGee: Oh.
Tony: 's alright. Rookie mistake.

.Kate: (Sees Tony coming in Duckie's uniform) Oh my god.^ Oh my God, yes.
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^ L and T. oh my god, has he ever looked at a phone?
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^ Kate: (Sees Tony coming in Duckie's uniform) Oh my god.
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.Tony: Don't even, okay.^ Tony: Okay, why don't you just get this out -- you want to take a punch, take a swing.
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^ Tony: Don't even, okay.
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.Kate: Did I say anything?^ Kate: Did I say anything?
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^ Kate: She'd say anything to get in that room Tony: It's not a problem, we were both playing a game.
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Tony: You were. I know you were.
.Kate: They're a touch small, but other than that, it's fine.^ They're across the hall from each other.
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^ Kate: They're a touch small, but other than that, it's fine.
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^ It was part of a concert given by the fabulous group "Elbow" and they were backed by none other than The Halle Orchestra.
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.And the bonus - no belt.^ And the bonus - no belt.
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Tony: Hmmf!

.Tony: (eating a nutrition bar) You got me thinking, Kate.^ Tony: [hugs McGee] What were you thinking, McGee?
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^ Tony: You really think I smell?
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^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
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Maybe I should improve my diet.
.Kate: When are you going to start?^ Kate: When are you going to start?
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^ Kate: He's going to kill you.
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^ Kate: Well you're going to be sorry-ier.
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.Tony: What do you call this?^ Tony: Why is he calling you and not me?
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^ Tony: What do you call this?
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^ I think I'll call you Tony.
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.Kate: Bad things masquerading as something good for you?^ Kate: Bad things masquerading as something good for you?
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^ Kate: As in you look good, but can't do much.
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^ Kate: It's probably a good thing.
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.Abby: You're on the air.^ Abby : Gibbs, you're not helping.
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^ Abby: You're heavy.
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^ Abby: You're on the air.
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Gibbs: Hey Abbs.
Abby: Gibbs. .How did we do with the moles?^ How did we do with the moles?
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.Gibbs: Spooks, Abby, spooks.^ Gibbs: Spooks, Abby, spooks.
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Abby: I can never get that straight.

.Gibbs: You still in touch with that old NASA boyfriend?^ Gibbs: You still in touch with that old NASA boyfriend?
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^ Gibbs: ( on cell phone ) No you will not put her picture on TV. I want whoever did this to think she's still dead.
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^ (Gibbs headslaps him as Tony winces and gives him a dumbfounded look) Gibbs: (smiles) You're still alive.
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.Abby: He wasn't a boyfriend, he was a boytoy, and yes, we IM almost every day.^ Abby: He wasn't a boyfriend, he was a boytoy, and yes, we IM almost every day.
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^ Katie did next' is starting next week the new series of following Katie Price AKA Jordan in her every day life, the series starts from november 2009 when Katie dumps her boyfriend Alex live on tv after exiting the 'Im a Celeb' Jungle .
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Gibbs: You do?
Abby: Oh yeah.
.Gibbs: That's good, right?^ Gibbs: That's good, right?
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.Abby: It's very good.^ Abby: It's very good.
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Ashton (Boytoy): Greetings from NASA, NCIS.
Abby: Whoa, Ashton, that was so Star Trek.
Ashton: Sorry, I'm late. .I had a cluster of frozen reactor coolant heading for the flight path of an Atlas liftoff.^ I had a cluster of frozen reactor coolant heading for the flight path of an Atlas liftoff.
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I had to delay the launch. They were not happy about it. .I am, however, very happy to see you, Abby, and to help your NCIS crime-fighting colleagues.^ But with Schama however you always know youre going to get something a bit different, which gets to the raw historical truth without the left wing hysterics.

^ I read your post about your having some time right now with work, you have helped inspire and lead us thx.
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^ Thank you to all worldwide fans for your help !
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(In the background Kate and Tony exchange amazed looks at this entire exchange)

.Ducky: Only 9% of the world's population is left-handed.^ Ducky: Only 9% of the world's population is left-handed .
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.Interestingly, that percentage has remained the same since prehistoric times.^ Interestingly, that percentage has remained the same since prehistoric times.
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^ At the same time, the percentage of acquired programs has declined, from 41 percent to 33 percent.
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.Archaeologists have been able to determine this by examining cave paintings--more than 10,000 years old.^ Archaeologists have been able to determine this by examining cave paintings--more than 10,000 years old.
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^ The fans have also organized an http://www.savethe4400.com/, which has more than 6,000 signatures to date.
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^ There was a mix of new and old advertisers, adding up to more than 100 separate advertisers.
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... Curiously enough, the Yanomami tribe in the Amazon are 23% left-handed.

.Tony: Maybe we can find the polar chick.^ Tony: Maybe we can find the polar chick.
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Kate: Tony's right. .Beach is in a restricted area.^ Beach is in a restricted area.
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.Odds are she works at Little Creek.^ Odds are she works at Little Creek .
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Tony: Want me to track her down, boss?
.Kate: Why am I not surprised?^ Kate: Why am I not surprised?
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Want me to handle it? .At least I won't drool.^ At least I won't drool.
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Gibbs: No. (with a smile) No, DiNozzo took a wave for the team.
Tony: Thanks, Boss.

.Gina: ...I just really hate tan lines.^ Gina: ...I just really hate tan lines.
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Don't you?
.Gibbs: Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about that.^ Gibbs: Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about that.
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^ (Gibbs stands up) Boss you might want to think about this cuz I..
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.Kate: We know the killer was left handed, which eliminates Commander Tyler whose service file confirms she's a rightie.^ Kate: We know the killer was left handed, which eliminates Commander Tyler whose service file confirms she's a rightie.
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^ Kate: Whoa, wait, you could see that the clubs were left handed with just a passing glance?
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^ Kate: I golf left handed, but I bat and throw right handed.
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.Tony: We also know the killer's a woman unless Obermaier went Norman Bates on the guy.^ Tony: We also know the killer's a woman unless Obermaier went Norman Bates on the guy.
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^ Every time you guys go out, and I never know if you're gonna make it back, [Tony and Ziva exchange a look as she mutters] and it's killing me.
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^ I don't get any court tv stations unless you're talking about Marilyn Millian or the guy on People's Court and I do watch them from time to time, but I don't care that people know it.
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.Actually, when you think about it the MO's match.^ Ziva: Do you ever think about soulmates?
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^ What did you think about the casting?
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^ Actually, when you think about it the MO's match.
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(Makes stabbing motion at Kate's back)
Gibbs: DiNozzo.
.Kate: (turns) What'd you do?^ Kate: ( turns ) What'd you do?
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.Gibbs: ...and she plays golf left handed.^ Kate: I golf left handed, but I bat and throw right handed.
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^ Gibbs: My second wife played golf left handed.
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^ Gibbs: ...and she plays golf left handed.
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.Kate: Whoa, wait, you could see that the clubs were left handed with just a passing glance?^ Kate: Whoa, wait, you could see that the clubs were left handed with just a passing glance?
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^ You could have left it at that.
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^ Kate: What could you possibly enjoy?
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.Gibbs: My second wife played golf left handed.^ Gibbs: My second wife played golf left handed.
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^ Gibbs: When you married my second wife.
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^ Kate: I golf left handed, but I bat and throw right handed.
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Kate: So?
.Tony: When someone tries to split your skull with a seven iron, it's not a club you soon forget.^ Tony : I'm trying to picture you pregnant.
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^ Tony: When someone tries to split your skull with a seven iron, it's not a club you soon forget.
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^ Tony: Can you imagine someone lying to Gibbs and getting away with it?
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.Kate: I golf left handed, but I bat and throw right handed.^ Kate: I golf left handed, but I bat and throw right handed.
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^ Kate: Whoa, wait, you could see that the clubs were left handed with just a passing glance?
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^ Gibbs: My second wife played golf left handed.
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.Tony: So you go both ways?^ Tony: So you go both ways?
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^ If you buy, TiVo is the way to go.
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^ So he convinces them both to go on a 'fishing' trip with him as a way for him to get to know Luke better and to prove to Noah that he is a changed man.
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Kate: Your phone has been ringing off the hook. .It's driving him crazy.^ It's driving him crazy.
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.Tony: Well she is driving me crazy.^ Tony: Well she is driving me crazy.
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Kate: She?
.Tony: Apparently Miss I Don't Like Tan Lines has found something she does like.^ Tony: Apparently Miss I Don't Like Tan Lines has found something she does like.
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^ Tony: Did I miss something?
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^ Tony: If you're coming down with something, don't sit next to me in the truck.
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Me.
.Kate: And why is that a problem?^ Kate: And why is that a problem?
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.Tony: Well let's just say that's she's a lot more appealing from a distance.^ But, on the first hand again, let's say they can charge $225,000 per ad (a number I just pulled out of my arse).

^ For example, let's say I watched my second favorite show and recorded my favorite show on because I wanted to make sure I could watch it when I had more time to pay attention.

^ "[Cable's] this sort of niche that allows you to be more creative because you're not trying to go after the whole world, you're just trying to do this particular story as well as you can do it," Slattery says.
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.A geo-synchronous distance.^ A geo-synchronous distance.
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Kate: She didn't look so bad to me.
Tony: It's not that. She's just not my type.
Gibbs: (chuckles) Really? .A female hardbody who likes to take her clothes off is not your type?^ I'd like your take.
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^ To me it seems to tie in with one of the 4400 in season 1, who was killed off early (so it seems to fit) but I'd like to know if that was the reason or if there was something else that I'd missed.
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^ Britains got talent it finished about a month ago i think america bought it off us like most of your shows, the office.
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.Tony: (looks a bit surprised) I guess not.^ Tony: ( looks a bit surprised ) I guess not.
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^ Tony: [looking at eco-terrorists screen saver] Guess flying toasters would have been too much to ask for.
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^ When I looked at the group last week and it only had about 20 or so I was a bit discouraged, but this was a very pleasant surprise!
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Kate: Talk to her.
.Tony: She'll get the message.^ Tony: She'll get the message.
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Gibbs: (small smile and nod)
.Kate: You know I bet this is why number two came after you with a nine iron, isn't it?^ Does anyone have a sense of what numbers look good to FOX? I'm more used to dealing with the CW, so 8 million looks huge, but I know isn't necessarily for the larger networks.

^ "Iron Eagle" DVD movie: 00:23:12 Doug Masters: I don't know how you can stay so calm.
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.You just refused to sit down and talk things through.^ I love all the things that she yells at her squad through her bull horn: "YOU'RE SLOPPY! YOU'RE SLOPPY BABIES" "You think this hard?!
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^ Even in live sporting events, you can pause the action, do something else for a bit and never sit through another horrible NBC promo again.
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^ He could throw an executive through a wall, just for a demonstration, then announce that he'll just sit there for the scheduling meeting because he wants to see what they'll do with his show.

.Gibbs: Actually that wasn't it at all.^ Gibbs: Actually that wasn't it at all.
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^ Gibbs: So he wasn't actually humiliated.
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Kate: So what was it, then?
.Gibbs: Seven iron.^ Gibbs: Seven iron.
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My Other Left Foot [1.12]

.Gibbs: (to Tony and Kate) Got humpty dumpty back together again?^ Gibbs: ( to Tony and Kate ) Got humpty dumpty back together again?
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^ Kate: We work together, Tony.
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^ (Tony, Kate, and Gibbs are sitting in wait against their car after Gibbs claims he saw a bomb in the house they were searching) .
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.Kate: Still no head or left leg.^ Kate: Still no head or left leg.
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.Abby: Did you check Hooterville?^ Abby: She didn't call you, did she?
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^ Abby: Where did you save it, McGee?
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^ Abby: Did you check Hooterville ?
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Tony: Where's Hooterville?
.Abby: You guys.^ Abby: You guys get offended when I hug you?!
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^ Abby: You guys okay?
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^ Abby: You guys.
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.Petticoat Junction, Green Acres.^ Petticoat Junction , Green Acres .
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Hooterville.
.Tony: I prefer TV shows from this century.^ I don't like it because it's unreal and it's not the kind of tv shows that I like (referring to the plot), I prefered the OC....aahhh how I miss it :'( .
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^ I don't like it because it's unreal and it's not the kind of tv shows that I like (referring to the plot), I prefered the OC....aahhh how I miss it :'( OC is so...old (well, not as old as friends, but...
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.Kate: (About Gibbs) Three red-headed ex-wives shows his judgment is a little questionable.^ Gibbs: I've got three ex wives.
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^ Kate: ( About Gibbs ) Three red-headed ex-wives shows his judgment is a little questionable.
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^ Kate: That would explain the three wives.
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Tony: None of them were murder suspects. Although... .I don't know about the redhead who picks him up now and then.^ I don't know how to think about 8.

^ I don't know about the redhead who picks him up now and then.
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^ Now anybody who wiki's the show will know about the campaign.
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.Receptionist: Can I help you?^ Receptionist: Can I help you?
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Tony: (pouring on the charm) I'm sure you can. .I'm Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, NCIS. You can call me Tony.^ Tony: Like my father always said: "Be careful who you marry, Anthony, she may end up being a homicidal maniac."
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^ Ziva : You can't help because I'm here to stop special agent Gibbs from killing a Mossad officer.
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^ I'm special agent Tony DiNozzo.
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We'd like to talk to Dr. Chalmers, uh, (leans in very close to read her name tag) Darlene.
.Receptionist: (melting) Okay.^ Receptionist: ( melting ) Okay.
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.Kate: Why don't you just give her a breast exam?^ Why don't you just cut out the shit, George?
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^ Kate : Why don't you visualize her naked?
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^ Why don't you ask her yourself?
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.Tony: In good time.^ Tony: In good time.
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.Tony: You really like small towns?^ And, as in a real-life small town, you see the same people over and over!
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^ Looks like he should be performing cabaret, mincing around the stage like a wrong'n...mind you that isn't a far cry from what he does on Most Haunted really.

^ He also has really witty comments ;] "there's no I in team, but there is a me if you jumble up the letters" :P nice :D it's probably something like Scrubs, huh?
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.Kate: Peace and quiet.^ Kate: Peace and quiet.
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.A place where people know you by name.^ A place where people know you by name.
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^ McGee: You know, maybe you should expand the list, just to include people that just hate you.
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^ And you know she's got an angle about everything: lending Don money for bail and letting Bobbie stay at her place.
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.No Blockbuster and Starbucks on every corner.^ No Blockbuster and Starbucks on every corner.
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^ Tony: Too quiet, everybody knows your name, there's no Blockbuster and Starbucks on every corner.
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What's not to like?
.Tony: Too quiet, everybody knows your name, there's no Blockbuster and Starbucks on every corner.^ Tony: Too quiet, everybody knows your name, there's no Blockbuster and Starbucks on every corner.
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^ Tony: You name your teeth?
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^ Tony: Because we don't know his name?
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.Kate: Big cities just can't give you what small towns can, Tony.^ Kate : You're relieved, Tony.
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^ Kate: Big cities just can't give you what small towns can, Tony.
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^ Kate: You afraid of ghosts, Tony?
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.It's a simpler way of life, a slice of Americana.^ It's a simpler way of life, a slice of Americana.
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.Tony: One that doesn't include fifty yard line seats to the Redskins or women with full sets of teeth.^ Tony: One that doesn't include fifty yard line seats to the Redskins or women with full sets of teeth.
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^ Tony : Meaning no one has teeth that white unless they have something to hide.
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^ Also, the 708 captions a required to include both versions of the captions so that the legacy analog captions can be extracted by an STB and inserted on line 21 for older sets.
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.Kate: Yeah it always comes back to that doesn't it?^ Kate: Yeah it always comes back to that doesn't it?
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^ "I can always see Chris coming back.
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^ Depending on the show they might make speeches or stand quiet, but they always stand strong and come back fighting if they get knocked down.

Tony: See... You do get me.

Gibbs: What do you have?
.Tony: A six letter word for a reason to commit a crime...^ Tony: A six letter word for a reason to commit a crime...
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Gibbs: DiNozzo...
.Tony: That's seven letters.^ Tony: That's seven letters.
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Gibbs: Works for me. What do you got?

One Shot, One Kill [1.13]

.Gibbs: Hey DiNozzo, kinda reminds me of your apartment, except for that minty fresh urine smell.^ Gibbs: Hey DiNozzo, kinda reminds me of your apartment, except for that minty fresh urine smell.
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^ It's kinda like how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo-- Gibbs: [Head-slaps Tony] DiNozzo, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Tony: Hey for your information I have a maid now.
.Gibbs: You can afford a maid?^ Gibbs: You can afford a maid?
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.Tony: It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to pay three alimonies.^ Tony: It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to pay three alimonies.
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^ Tony : You don't ask her.
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^ Tony: You don't say?
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.Kate: You think he told him a fast one?^ Kate: What makes you think she isn't?
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^ Kate: You think he told him a fast one?
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^ Kate: Oh, you should have let him squirm.
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Tony: I doubt it.
Kate: Why?
.Tony: Can you imagine someone lying to Gibbs and getting away with it?^ And, as you rightly pointed out, basic cable gets away with things that wouldn't fly on broadcast TV anyway.
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The Good Samaritan [1.14]

.Gibbs: Anything Abby?^ Gibbs: Anything Abby?
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.Abby: This is the left rear tire off Commander Julius's car.^ Abby: This is the left rear tire off Commander Julius's car.
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^ Abby : I finally IDed the tire tracks to the SwiftCast getaway car.
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.Notice anything unusual?^ Notice anything unusual?
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Gibbs: It's inflated.
.Abby: Is that a guess, or do you actually know where I'm going with this?^ Abby: How'd you know I was here?
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^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Abby: So you don't know.
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.Gibbs: What do you think?^ Gibbs: What do you think?
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^ Do you think Gibbs will buy it?
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^ Gibbs: ( on cell phone ) No you will not put her picture on TV. I want whoever did this to think she's still dead.
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.Abby: Well, I don't know, that's why I asked you.^ Don't know why I say that.
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^ Well, Assistant Director Vance, you gonna ask for them?
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^ Abby: How'd you know I was here?
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.Gibbs: Why don't you just tell me?^ Gibbs: Why'd you say that, DiNozzo?
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^ Why don't you just cut out the shit, George?
  • Homeless Veteran Of Microsoft: International Terrorist Organization violently against the U.S. federal government that is Barack Hussein Obama & Microsoft-Corbis 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC hvom.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Why don't you ask her yourself?
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.Abby: So you don't know.^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Abby: So you don't know.
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^ You don't breathe a word of this, Abby.
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.Gibbs: I want to make sure you know.^ Is that what you want to know?
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^ I just want to make sure I do it right.
  • USA Network Forums [Powered by Invision Power Board] 6 February 2010 12:40 UTC forums.usanetwork.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "Think back on any Thanksgiving dinner you've had -- you know you could make a TV show just out of that."
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Abby: Hmmmm.
Gibbs: Hmmmm.
.Abby: We should play poker sometime.^ Abby: We should play poker sometime.
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.Gibbs: Yeah, we should.^ Gibbs: Yeah, we should.
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Enigma [1.15]

.Kate: Do all Marines build boats?^ Kate: Do all Marines build boats?
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.Tony: Only the ones who've been married a few times.^ I'm the only one who can identify the killer.
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^ I've only seen it a few times but found enjoyable enough.
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^ Only one episode, and I've forgotten what it was.
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Kate: Why's that?
.Tony: The rest of them can afford to buy one.^ Tony: The rest of them can afford to buy one.
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(Tony, Kate, and Gibbs are sitting in wait against their car after Gibbs claims he saw a bomb in the house they were searching)
.Tony: Are you sure it was a bomb, Gibbs?^ Gibbs: Tony, you gas the truck.
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^ Gibbs: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Tony: You sure about that, Boss?
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Gibbs: Yes, DiNozzo. For the last time... I'm sure it was a bomb.
.Tony: If you say so.^ Tony: If you say so.
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^ Tony: You don't say?
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^ Tony: You don't have to say it, boss.
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EOD sure taking their sweet time getting here.
(van arrives with Ducky and Gerald)
.Ducky: Sorry we're late.^ Ducky: Sorry we're late.
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.Gerald got us lost several times.^ Gerald got us lost several times.
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Gerald: Me? You had the map.
.Gibbs: We have our own problems here, Ducky.^ Gibbs: We have our own problems here, Ducky.
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^ The problem is that it exists only here, on an ice-skating rink in New York, and in his own mind.
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^ Gibbs: Ducky's here.
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.Ducky: Yeah, I can see that.^ Ducky: Yeah, I can see that.
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.FBI take over our crime scene again?^ FBI take over our crime scene again?
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^ You'll need to stand clear so I can take measurements for my crime scene sketches.
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.Kate: Gibbs thought he saw a bomb.^ Kate : Gibbs thought he saw a bomb.
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^ (Tony, Kate, and Gibbs are sitting in wait against their car after Gibbs claims he saw a bomb in the house they were searching) .
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^ Gibbs: For once, I agree DiNozzo's right Kate: (stands up) Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever heard...
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Gibbs: (annoyed) What do you mean 'thought'?
.Kate: Do I really have to say it?^ Kate: Do I really have to say it?
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Gibbs: Say what?
Ducky: Yes, Kate. Say what?
.Kate: You need glasses, Gibbs.^ Kate: (tosses it at Gibbs) You first.
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^ Kate: You need glasses, Gibbs.
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^ Kate: Well, you didn't not say both of us, Gibbs.
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Are you happy?
(behind them, the house suddenly explodes, sending everyone exclaiming to the ground)
.Gibbs: (slowly lifting his head) Sorry.^ Gibbs: (slowly lifting his head) Sorry.
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.I didn't quite catch that last part...^ I didn't quite catch that last part...
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.FBI Agent Charles: You're under arrest.^ FBI Agent Charles: You're under arrest.
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^ FBI Agent Fornell: Anyone ever told you you're an insufferable bastard?
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^ FBI Agent : What did you get out of him?
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Gibbs: For what?
Charles: Pissing off the FBI.
Gibbs: Get used to it.

.Tony: Where the hell are you?^ Tony: Where the hell are you?
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^ Ziva and Tony] What the hell are you two doing?!
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^ It's kinda like how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo-- Gibbs: [Head-slaps Tony] DiNozzo, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Fornell's here with a warrant for your arrest.
.Gibbs: Well, good thing I'm not there then.^ Gibbs: Well, good thing I'm not there then.
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^ There are way too many characters and way too many things going on (in different decades/centuries as well, no less!
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^ Gibbs : See, (holds up smashed phone) there's a reason I didn't trust these things.
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Bete Noire [1.16]

.Ducky: (to Ari Haswari) I look forward to weighing your liver.^ Ducky: ( to Ari Haswari ) I look forward to weighing your liver.
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^ Blood sprays on DiNozzo and Gibbs ) Ari Haswari: ( on distant rooftop, coldly, looking up from his sniper rifle ) Sorry, Caitlin...
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Ari Haswari: You tried to trick me Dr. Mallard.
Ducky: That wasn't a condition.
Ari: It is now.

.Gerald: I never figured anyone who could sleep in a coffin could have a phobia but it's the kind of kinky thing Abby would get.^ Who in this cast would I want to sleep with?
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^ Gerald: I never figured anyone who could sleep in a coffin could have a phobia but it's the kind of kinky thing Abby would get.
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^ Anyone with more experience with this kind of thing is truly welcome.
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Ari: She slept in a coffin?
Ducky: She's goth.
[Ari shudders]

.Tony: What's up Abbs?^ Tony: What's up Abbs?
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Abby: Something's...
Tony: Hinky?

.Ari: How do you alert visitors when conducting an infectious autopsy?^ Ari: How do you alert visitors when conducting an infectious autopsy?
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^ Tony: How do you fail an autopsy?
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.Ducky: We hang a decomposing body in the corridor.^ Ducky: We hang a decomposing body in the corridor.
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Tony: I need all the evidence I signed in this morning, Charlene.
.Evidence Clerk Charlene: What?^ Evidence Clerk Charlene: What?
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.Tony: The evidence I signed in.^ Tony: I need all the evidence I signed in this morning, Charlene.
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^ Tony: The evidence I signed in.
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NOW!

The Truth Is Out There [1.17]

.Abby: The car that hit Gordon was definitely a Taurus.^ Abby: The car that hit Gordon was definitely a Taurus .
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.Gibbs: You're positive?^ Abby : Gibbs, you're not helping.
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^ Gibbs: You're welcome.
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^ Gibbs: While you're here, you will be an observer.
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Abby: Absolutely... unless it was a Mercury Sable.

.Tony: 40-mile zone ended 2 miles back, Boss.^ Tony: 40-mile zone ended 2 miles back, Boss.
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Limit’s 65... I only mention it because you usually drive slightly faster than Dale Earnhart Jr.

.Abby: Not unless he grew up in Dorkville.^ Abby: Not unless he grew up in Dorkville.
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.Gibbs: Grew up just west of there.^ Gibbs: Grew up just west of there.
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^ Gibbs : See, (holds up smashed phone) there's a reason I didn't trust these things.
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^ Peggy (yuck) is moving up in the world through no talent of her own, she's just there.
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.Abby: I dated this guy once who just wanted me to bounce up and down on a balloon.^ And totally hot Nate played by totally awesome Chase Crawford and Dan (dating Serena) There's Jen, sister of Dan who pretends she's rich just to be popular.
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^ From "Miss Picky," the woman who is too caught up in a list of impossible expectations, to "Miss Wedding-Obsessed," the girl that tells guys on their first date she's looking to be married within a year.
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^ I just wanted you guys to know that I am with you till the end.
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.Gibbs: OK, stop.^ Gibbs: OK, stop.
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.Abby: I don't know.^ Abby: So you don't know.
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^ Abby: I don't know.
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^ Abby: Because, you know, the way you're acting, you might have just, I don't know, forgotten to tell.
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.Guys have all sorts of strange rituals before they go out.^ Guys have all sorts of strange rituals before they go out.
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^ They all sell out.
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^ It's the kind of thing that gets done all the time by censorious sorts, and it rarely stands up to a challenge, but it freaks people out and they give incomplete stories like this.
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.This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date just so he can be pumped.^ This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date just so he can be pumped.
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^ Mann: Before we do this, I just need to know one thing.
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^ One of the girls just came home to see them cooking lobster, and she said: "This is why I don't eat lobster or anything like because you have to kill it before you eat it."
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.Gibbs: Does Tony know that you know?^ Abby: Does Tony know that you know?
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^ Tony: I can hear you, you know.
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^ Gibbs: Tony, you gas the truck.
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Abby: Does Tony know that you know?

.Abby: Hey Gibbs.^ Abby: Hey Gibbs.
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^ [Gibbs goes to the elevator, where Abby is sitting in the corner holding a stun gun] Abby: Hey Gibbs.
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Do you have any fetishes?
.Gibbs: I've got three ex wives.^ Gibbs: I've got three ex wives.
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^ Kate: ( About Gibbs ) Three red-headed ex-wives shows his judgment is a little questionable.
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I can't afford to have any fetishes.

.Gibbs: That's apples and oranges.^ Gibbs: That's apples and oranges.
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Abby: grins There's a fetish for that, too.

.Tony: Guy was really interested in reality shows.^ How It's Made is a really interesting show.
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^ Tony: Guy was really interested in reality shows.
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^ Tony: [catches Ziva laughing at a reality TV show] I thought this show was just mindless entertainment?
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Real World, Simple Life, Punk'd...
Gibbs: Punk'd?
.Kate: Geez, Gibbs.^ Kate: Geez, Gibbs.
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.Even I know what Punk'd is.^ Even I know what Punk'd is.
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.Tony: It's an MTV show where they play tricks on celebrities while secretly filming it.^ Tony: It's an MTV show where they play tricks on celebrities while secretly filming it.
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^ Who do they play on the show?
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^ And as someone who has lived in Vancouver I am glad they didn't film the show there.

.Gibbs: Like Candid Camera.^ Gibbs: Like Candid Camera .
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.Tony: What's Candid Camera?^ Tony: What's Candid Camera ?
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UnSEALed [1.18]

.Abby: That's what I love about you, Gibbs, always one finger ahead.^ Gibbs, you are an enabler and I love you for it!
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^ Abby : Gibbs, you're not helping.
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^ Abby : Thank you, Gibbs.
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.Abby: Stained glass.^ Abby: Stained glass.
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.That's very spiritual, Gibbs.^ That's very spiritual, Gibbs.
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