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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
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Format Teen Sitcom, Dramedy
Created by Scott Fellows
Starring Devon Werkheiser
Lindsey Shaw
Daniel Curtis Lee
Daran Norris
Jim J. Bullock
Christian Serratos
Carlie Casey
Kyle Swann
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 3
No. of episodes 55 + 2 pilots (1 222-minute episode and 1 unaired segment) (List of episodes)
Production
Running time 28 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel Nickelodeon, TeenNick
Original run September 12, 2004 (2004-09-12) – June 8, 2007 (2007-06-08)
.Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide is an American live-action situation comedy on Nickelodeon that debuted in the channel's Sunday night TEENick scheduling block on September 12, 2004. The series' actual pilot episode aired on September 7, 2003 without many of the current version's main characters.^ Lindsey Shaw , actress known for her starring roles as Jennifer Mosely on Nickelodeon 's sitcom, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide , and Claire Tolchuck in Aliens in America .
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^ Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) may not have everything figured out, but he's got plenty of advice to dispense about getting through junior high.

^ Do you know of other television shows or series where a main character wears Converse All Star Chuck Taylors?

The main series finale television movie aired on June 8, 2007.
The visual effects were done by Robin Snelson. The show is produced by Apollo ProScreen GmbH & Co. Filmproduktion KG in association with Jack Mackie Pictures. Its main executive producer and creator is Scott Fellows, the head writer for The Fairly OddParents, which is why in the short titled "Day Dreaming", which aired on February 5, 2005, Cosmo and Wanda appeared (the former was portrayed by Daran Norris, who also plays Gordy the janitor in this show). Fred Savage is one of the show's directors. The other executive producers were Jörg Westerkamp and Bill O'Dowd. Rich Magallanes was the executive in charge of production.

Contents

Awards

.In November 2007, the series won the Global Entertainment Award for best kid's programming of the millennia, in a ceremony held in Copenhagen, Denmark.^ "Day of the Undead," "Ghostbusted," "The King of Memphis" and "Fearless" are the adventures included from this Discovery Kids series, which received a Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program.

Actors Devon Werkheiser and Lindsey Shaw were there on behalf of the staff to accept the award.

Locations

.The show takes place at the fictional James K. Polk Middle School, in California (the flag can be seen in the school's entrance hall).^ Jennings middle school jennifer r berman md jennifer sears slight change in tuesdays jennifer preston california.
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.The exterior of the school was filmed at La Mesa Junior High in Santa Clarita, California.^ Jennings farm blues jennifer setbacken jennings high school mascot jennifer rogers california jennifer strum jennifer tylutki jennifer's high heels.
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^ Jennifer seland-godri jennifer nimerick jennifer silver high school basketball jennifer pajon jennifer miles california jennifer meller jennifer lynn manning jennifer sears iowa Jennifer lynn evonitz.
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^ Jennings high school jennings la jennifer smith commentator outdoor life network jennifer youngberry epa jennifer tull.
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.The school is named after the 11th President of the United States, James K. Polk.^ Jennifer skaarer james appleyard jenny craig united states.
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^ The city was recently named one of the healthiest cities in the United States as of 2008.
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The school's colors are gold and green and the mascot is the wolves, which is a constant theme throughout the school's interior.
During Season 1, all of the show's action took place within the school, and with the exception of one or two notable occasions, everything happened indoors. However, during Season 2, the shows producers decided they wanted more exterior scenes, so more outdoor shots were used, and on certain occasions, the show took place off of school property.

Characters

Main characters

Character Actor/Actress Episodes Season
Ned Bigby Devon Werkheiser (55 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Jennifer 'Moze' Mosely Lindsey Shaw (55 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook Daniel Curtis Lee (55 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3

Recurring Characters

Character Actor/Actress Episodes Season
Gordy Daran Norris (44 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Mr. Monroe Jim J. Bullock (17 Episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Suzie Crabgrass Christian Serratos (44 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Missy Carlie Casey (23 episodes, 2005-2007) 2-3
Billy Loomer Kyle Swann (18 episodes, 2004-2006) 1-3
Crony Matthew "Teo" Olivares (9 episodes, 2004-2006) 1-3
Buzz Recci Canon (29 episodes, 2005-2007) 2-3
The Huge Crew Jherimi Carter, Cathy Immordino (9 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Bitsy Spencer Locke (44 episodes, 2005-2007) 1-3
Seth Powers Alex Black (24 episodes, 2005-2007) 1-3
Coconut Head Rob Pinkston (32 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Timmy Toot-Toot Kelii Miyata (10 episodes, 2004-2006) 1-3
Martin Qwerly / Le-Forger Tylor Chase (33 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Claire Sawyer Brooke Marie Bridges (33 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Lisa Zemo Rachel Sibner (41 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Coach Joy Dirga Kim Sava (23 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Mr. Sweeney Don Creech (41 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Spencer Corbin Bleu (2 episodes, 2006-2007) 3
iTeacher Mo Collins (5 episodes, 2006-2007) 3
Principal Pal John Bliss (7 episodes, 2006-2007) 3
Principal Wright Meshach Taylor (23 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Faymen Phorchin Vinicius Machado (6 episodes, 2006-2007) 3
Vice Principal Harvey Crubbs Hamilton Mitchell (23 episodes, 2005-2007) 2-3
Dr. Xavier Lusia Strus (11 episodes, 2005 - 2007) 2-3
Evelyn Kwong Michelle Kim (11 episodes, 2006-2007) 2-3
The Scoop Vincent Martella (3 episodes, 2004-2006) 1-2
Mr. Chopsaw Dave Florek (16 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Mr. Combover Steve Bannos (12 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Mr. Lowe Fred Stoller (8 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Mr. Kwest Dave "Gruber" Allen (10 episodes, 2005-2007) 1-3
Lunch Lady Loni Love (11 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
The Weasel Vanessa the Weasel (23 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Killer Bees Carlos Pena Jr., Sean Michael, Krystal Acosta (9 episodes, 2004-2006) 1
Mr. Weiner Marc Weiner (2 episodes, 2004-2005) 1
Backpack Boy Kendre Berry (12 episodes, 2004-2007) 1-3
Mike Grudzielanek Joseph Ruzer (Various Episodes, 2005-2007) 2-3
Palmer Noid Cameron Monaghan (3 Episodes, 2005-2006) 2-3
Albert Wormenheimer Stephen Markarian (Various Episodes, 2005-2007) 2-3
Stu Landon Taylor (Various Episodes, 2005-2007) 2-3
Vanessa Logan Browning (4 Episodes, 2005-2006) 2
Jock Goldman Ben Hogestyn (4 Episodes, 2005-2006) 2
Vanessa's Grandmother Leigh Bush (2 Episodes, 2006) 2
Nurse Hunsucker Mary Bogue (Various episodes, 2005-2007)
Ms. Morrison Rolanda Watts (1 episode, 2006)
Student teacher (unknown actor) (1 episode, 2006)
Mr. Gibson Art Alexakis (1 episode, 2006) 2-3

DVD releases

In the USA there have been four DVD releases made for the series.
  • TEENick Picks, Volume 1 - features "Guide to: Computer Labs and Backpacks" (Season 1, Episode 9)
  • Special Field Trip Edition - features the telecast and "Guide to: Dismissal and The School Play" (Season 3, Episode 4)
  • The Best of Season 1 and The Best of Season 2.[1]
.The Netherlands, Australia and Belgium, being the only countries, released the first season of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide to DVD on April 9, 2009.[2] The Netherlands also released the second season, although both seasons only with Dutch dubbed voices.^ This was not only before DVDs, but also before VCRs and cable TV. There were a few hours a day after school that you could watch cartoons, and Saturday mornings.
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^ DC Comics Freak 02-15-2009, 04:43 PM Like the first one, really like the second one.
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^ Silveria 02-15-2009, 05:48 PM Like the first one, really like the second one.
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It's unknown if there will follow more places in Europe, or someplace else.
In the United States, the entire series was only released on iTunes and no plans have been announced for a DVD or other type of release.[3]

Episodes

Future

In June 2008, Werkheiser signed a development contract with Nickelodeon for a spin-off that would deal with his character's adventures in high school.[4] .The show has not put the green light on yet as of December 2009, due to Lindsey Shaw and Daniel Curtis Lee being committed to their new shows, 10 Things I Hate About You and Zeke and Luther, respectively.^ With his friends Moze (Lindsey Shaw) and Cookie (Dan Curtis Lee), Ned offers tips no kid should be without.

^ Jennifer wiscovitch jennifer shaw little hearts foundation jennifer vitale jennifer news reporter jennings indoor putting greens jennifer roberts clothing jennifer robertson nm novato ca jennifer sorette.
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Werkheiser has also commented in a YouTube video that there would not be a continuation of the show, citing budget issues at Nickelodeon as the main reason.[5]

In other countries

.The series has also been broadcast in Canada, the United Kingdom, France, Spain, Brazil, Germany, Sweden, Austria, Italy, United Arab Emirates, Mexico, Israel, Ireland, Argentina, South Africa, The Netherlands, Belgium, New Zealand, and the Philippines.^ Via footage of eruptions in West Africa, the Philippines and New Zealand and interviews with survivors and scientists, the program provides powerful insight into the force beneath the Earth's surface.

References

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide is a Nickelodeon comedy series.^ Soon after, he landed the role of Ned Bigby in “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.” .

^ Butler's first role was on the Nickelodeon show Ned's Declassified School Survival...
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^ He was briefly featured on an episode of Nickelodeon’s Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.
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.A boy named Ned gives school survival tips to people in his middle school.^ A guided tour on surviving middle school.
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^ A boy named Ned gives school survival tips to people in his middle school.
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^ Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) who shares his tips and tricks on navigating junior high hurdles.

Contents

Season 1


Guide to: First Day & Lockers

.Ned: It's the first day of school and it could if we totally frightening.^ Tips for the first day of school!
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^ Ned : It's the first day of school and it could if we totally frightening.
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^ Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Double Guide During the episode Survival guide to the first day, near the end.
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.But the key will survive and says that when you're ready.^ But the key will survive and says that when you're ready.
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^ Be ready for rejection, incase that person says NO.Math 1 .You can't(so don't)ignore math, it's everywhere.
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^ TWIST: Now, we don't want to start any cast drama, but Lindsey called you out saying you're most likely to be the set prankster!
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Or not.

Loomer: Hey, it's Cocoanut-Head. Hahaha
Cocoanut-Head: AHHHHH!

.Moze: ...Braiding hair.^ Moze : ...Braiding hair.
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.Cookie: Oh, I can braid hair!^ Cookie : Oh, I can braid hair!
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.Moze and Ned: Don't admit that.^ Moze and Ned : Don't admit that.
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^ Ned plans to go with Suzie and Moze goes with Loomer to make Ned jealous, but things don't go as planned.
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.Ned: Having a friend, half man, half machine, does have its advantages.^ He's "half-man, half-machine," according to Ned.
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.Jennifer and Ned: Take off that coat!^ Jennifer and Ned : Take off that coat!
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^ Jennifer virzi jennifer walker sangudo jennifer mosely off neds declassified.
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^ Jennifer mosely off neds declassified jenniffer manning kentucky.
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.Cookie: Chicks dig the fluffy coat.^ Cookie : Chicks dig the fluffy coat.
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^ AVOID HEAVY COATS(don't wear fluffy coats)or you may end up like Cookie-a heatstroke Tip #5.
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Ms. Dirga: I don't care if your locker's on the "Ice Planet of Hoth!"
lets just say moze took care of them fair and square woo hoo

Guide to: Best Friends

.Cookie (as a temporary Killer Bee): Don't give me that look, I was B-U-S-Y.
Ned: Don't spell at me, I hate it when you spell at me.
^ Pretty Hate Machine replied on Coke or Pepsi (If you don't like either or whatever, just pick whatever one, you think^^) .
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^ Cookie (as a temporary Killer Bee) : Why don't you get your new best buddy Seth to wash the baby!
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^ You know she was Moze on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and she's on the tv show 10 Things I Hate About You as Kat.
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.It is your turn to wash the baby.^ It is your turn to wash the baby.
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^ Cookie (as a temporary Killer Bee) : Why don't you get your new best buddy Seth to wash the baby!
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So wash it!
.Cookie (as a temporary Killer Bee): Why don't you get your new best buddy Seth to wash the baby!^ You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts .
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^ Are you Hyatt Jennifer and don't want to be related to the search result, please adjust your privacy settings with the respective network.
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^ Don’t ruin your chances of landing that new job by making easy to correct mistakes on your cover letter.
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.Oh Seth, party at my house great.^ Oh Seth, party at my house great.
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.Love ya, Bye.^ Love ya, Bye.
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.Ned: New tip for the guide, who needs you anyway?^ You know she was Moze on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and she's on the tv show 10 Things I Hate About You as Kat.
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^ Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) who shares his tips and tricks on navigating junior high hurdles.

^ I wanted to ask you if you have in the United States is broadcast ned's declassifield school survival guide?
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Season 2


Guide to: Excuses

.Ned: And make your excuses realistic, because no one is gonna believe that a dog ate your homework.^ Ned : And make your excuses realistic, because no one is gonna believe that a dog ate your homework.
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^ Ned's homework) Ned : A dog ate my homework!
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^ Lists range from the helpful "No-Fail Homework Excuses" to the humorous "Other Uses for This Book" and my personal favorite "Rejected Themes for the School Dance."
  • "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide": Special Field Trip Edition DVD Review 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.dvdizzy.com [Source type: General]


.(a dog runs by and snatches Ned's homework)
Ned: A dog ate my homework!
^ Ned's homework) Ned : A dog ate my homework!
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^ Ned : And make your excuses realistic, because no one is gonna believe that a dog ate your homework.
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Guide to: Upperclassmen

.Palmer Noid: I like you.^ Palmer Noid : I like you.
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.Ned: Please don't!^ Ned : Please don't!
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Guide to: Notebooks

.Cookie: When are you going to steal the golden notebook?^ Cookie : When are you going to steal the golden notebook?
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.Ned: Not steal, Borrow without asking it!^ Ned : Not steal, Borrow without asking it!
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Guide to: Double Dating and The Last Day

Suzie: Hey, Ned! .I've been waiting for you...^ I've been waiting for you...
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.(Suzie puckers her lips and leans in to kiss Ned) (Ned's stomach acts up again, Ned blocks Suzie's kiss with his hand) Ned: You're going to have to wait a little longer...^ You're going to see a little bit of that right in the pilot.
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^ (Suzie puckers her lips and leans in to kiss Ned) (Ned's stomach acts up again, Ned blocks Suzie's kiss with his hand) Ned : You're going to have to wait a little longer...
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^ My costar Cookie from Ned's (Daniel Curtis Lee) also works a lot with this foundation and we're hoping to go on a national celebrity tour in the fall together.
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.(Ned runs to the bathroom, leaving Suzie shocked) Jennifer: (runs to the bathroom) Do not go in there!^ Hopefully there will be a spinoff that has Ned going to high school!
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.Cookie: I'm dead, I'm not going to dance with Vanessa and Lisa Zemo at the same time.^ Lisa Zemo Allergy sufferer, adores Cookie.
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.Jennifer: Wait for a merengue song, keep spinning, and hold it for the best.^ Jennifer : Wait for a merengue song, keep spinning, and hold it for the best.
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Ned: Where is Suzie?
Jennifer: She's with Jock.
Ned: No, She's supposed to be with me to kiss!
.(Ned farts and poops in the bathroom)
Ned: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
^ (Ned farts and poops in the bathroom) Ned : AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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Jennifer: That's it! I'm calling for help!
(Moze dials and calls for help)

.Cookie: I can't wait till next year it's the eighth grade and who knows what could happen.^ Cookie : I can't wait till next year it's the eighth grade and who knows what could happen.
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^ Still don't know who could play Kay.
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^ But kids who really know the show, they recognize me.” Which means his days of public anonymity could be numbered.
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(the end of the second season)

Season 3


Guide to: Principals

.Ned: If he breaks his neck, he'll be in the hospital!^ Ned : If he breaks his neck, he'll be in the hospital!
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Not in the principal's office!
.Cookie: Not one of your best plans.^ Cookie : Not one of your best plans.
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^ Cookie (as a temporary Killer Bee) : Why don't you get your new best buddy Seth to wash the baby!
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.Gordy: Yeah, especially considering we're on the second floor.^ Gordy : Yeah, especially considering we're on the second floor.
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Guide to: Dismissal

.Gordy: Oh, and you have 10 seconds to catch the bus.^ Gordy : Oh, and you have 10 seconds to catch the bus.
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RUN, BOY! (screaming) RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.Gordy: Making women happy is part of our job as men.^ Gordy : Making women happy is part of our job as men.
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Ned: It is?
Gordy: Yeah! .If she's happy, you're happy.^ If she's happy, you're happy.
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And you get kisses!
.
Gordy: Next thing you know, she'll be asking you to bring her her jacket, and a snack!
^ Gordy : Next thing you know, she'll be asking you to bring her her jacket, and a snack!
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^ Gordy) Can you bring me my jacket and a snack from the vending machine?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Ask your teacher if you could do virtual dissection instead of the real thing(It's available online) 3 .If you really don't wanna do it, a note from your parent will get you out of it.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide "tip list"? - Yahoo! Answers 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC answers.yahoo.com [Source type: General]

Ned's cell phone rings
Ned:It's Suzie! .(reads text message out loud to Gordy) Can you bring me my jacket and a snack from the vending machine?^ Gordy) Can you bring me my jacket and a snack from the vending machine?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Gordy : Next thing you know, she'll be asking you to bring her her jacket, and a snack!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

P.S I have a surprise for you.

Guide to: Social Studies

.Evelyn: That's it, I QUIT! I'd rather get an F than work with you, Cook!^ Evelyn : That's it, I QUIT! I'd rather get an F than work with you, Cook!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Do you like how I'm naming the chapters creatively, like The Concord Virus, rather than using the name of the game they're in?
  • Original Writing: Sequel to Interlink [Archive] - Animation Insider 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.animationinsider.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Guide to: Girls

.Loomer: How do you know about engines?^ Loomer : How do you know about engines?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Here's what you need to know about how to deal with yours.
  • Finding Tween Shows Parents Will Love Too - Entertainment News Story - KGTV San Diego 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.10news.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ GOES DANISH said: didn't you know about this?
  • Devon Werkheiser Love At First HICCUP | oceanUP.com 15 September 2009 9:14 UTC www.oceanup.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You're a girl.^ You're a girl.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Simone: I rebuilt a V-6 with my dad last year.^ Simone : I rebuilt a V-6 with my dad last year.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Seth : (they back him off for an alert) Sorry Simon, but my parents banned you because of what happened last year.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.Floored the heads and gave it 30 more horsepower.^ Floored the heads and gave it 30 more horsepower.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

See ya.

Simone: Take the pistons and the points. See ya.

Amy: I like kissing boys. (Amy kisses Ned)

Guide to: The Library

.Librarian: Not accordion to my records!^ Librarian : Not accordion to my records!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Gordy: Let's go to chapter 16, Torture!^ Gordy: Let's go to chapter 16, Torture!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.Ned: Nah let's start from the beginning.^ Ned: Nah let's start from the beginning.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

Guide to: Making New Friends

.Jennifer: So how did it go with Faymen?^ Jennifer : So how did it go with Faymen?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Jennifer lopez how did she marry jennifer toledo single jennings jennifer shoemaker arizona jennifer tilly nip slips jennifer peebler jennifer nowlan phone number minneapolis.
  • the best sources of company information 20 November 2009 7:37 UTC be.greenkap.waw.pl [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Ned: Something tells me he dosen't like me.^ Ned : Something tells me he dosen't like me.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ I also think they should keep making more ned's declassified, another season or something, like a high school version.
  • Lindsey Shaw Reviews - User Opinions at MovieTome 20 November 2009 7:37 UTC www.movietome.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Actually, it was him.
.Jennifer: You just have to get to know each other, find out what you guys have in common.^ Jennifer : You just have to get to know each other, find out what you guys have in common.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ A subplot was that Jennifer stole a cute guy's notebook and tried to return it to him on the bus, but she slipped and the notebook flew out of an open window.
  • CBC.ca/kids Reviews .::. My Two Cents: Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.cbc.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We just had to scare you a bit so you’d stop helping hostile NPCs cross games.” “Well, how would we know that ****ing rule?!” Julia shouted.
  • Original Writing: Sequel to Interlink [Archive] - Animation Insider 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.animationinsider.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

You both read. There's something. .And I like him, and it's important that my best friend likes him.^ Sounds like something my best friend would say.
  • Original Writing: Sequel to Interlink [Archive] - Animation Insider 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.animationinsider.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And I like him, and it's important that my best friend likes him.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ My friend Kaza Kingsley finished her third book in the Erec Rex series and it's the best one yet.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide at TV.com 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Ned: Fine.
.Jennifer: And got a little treat for you.^ Jennifer : And got a little treat for you.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Jennifer kae little white lise jennifer rovero fuck you jennifer monteith jennifer lynn decker jennifer love hewitt free porn jennifer mwangi.
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.Ned: 75 dollars to super nail salon and day spa?^ Ned : 75 dollars to super nail salon and day spa?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Jennifer: My aunt gave it to me and it expires today.^ Jennifer : My aunt gave it to me and it expires today.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.We can get manicures, get our faces scrubbed.^ We can get manicures, get our faces scrubbed.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Ned: EHHH!
Jennifer: Guys get manicures all the time.
^ Ned : EHHH! Jennifer : Guys get manicures all the time.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Ned: Then ask Faymen.^ Ned : Then ask Faymen.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Jennifer: He's got a big soccer practice tonight.^ Jennifer : He's got a big soccer practice tonight.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.Did you know he's like some big soccer prodigy in Brazil?^ Did you know he's like some big soccer prodigy in Brazil?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ But these days Moze is actually starting to get into some typically girlie stuff-like fashion and, you know, boys-and she's decided she's in need of some actual female friends.
  • TV Forum: Ned\'s Declassified School Survival Guide - Ned's Declassified... 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: General]
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Show Reviews at TV.com 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Lisa: Would you like to get some pizza after school?
  • Ned's Declassified: Feild Trip [Archive] - Miniclip.com Club Penguin Forums 15 September 2009 9:14 UTC penguinforum.miniclip.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Ned: Then I suggest you ask a girl.^ Ned : Then I suggest you ask a girl.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


Jennifer: Of Course. .I'll just ask...^ I'll just ask...
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.(crickets chirping)
Jennifer: You know, I'm just gonna pick up the phone and call...
^ Jennifer : You know, I'm just gonna pick up the phone and call...
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ We just had to scare you a bit so you’d stop helping hostile NPCs cross games.” “Well, how would we know that ****ing rule?!” Julia shouted.
  • Original Writing: Sequel to Interlink [Archive] - Animation Insider 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.animationinsider.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ PETITION CALLS ON WARNERS TO CONTINUE HD DVD. Tucked around the effusive praise for his own movie, you can pick out some..
  • Tag:"japanese dub" 15 September 2009 9:14 UTC paroquiasaosimao.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.(owl hooting)
Jennifer: I'm the captain of the volleyball team.
^ Jennifer : I'm the captain of the volleyball team.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Jennings county varsity volleyball team jennifer sensiba.
  • Are we providing the best care? 20 November 2009 7:37 UTC exit.greenkap.waw.pl [Source type: General]

^ Jennifer's restaurant jennings county varsity volleyball team.
  • we are famous you can have our autograph 20 November 2009 7:37 UTC rem.lightjacob.waw.pl [Source type: General]

.I'll just get one of my friends on the team to go.^ I just need to finish replying to the first one...Taking forever...Just need to take one night to sit down and re-read the chapters and type up all of my replies to them.
  • Original Writing: Sequel to Interlink [Archive] - Animation Insider 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.animationinsider.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My friend Kaza Kingsley finished her third book in the Erec Rex series and it's the best one yet.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide at TV.com 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Just to be safe though I think I'm going to register 1 or 2 domains with GoDaddy and do my hosting with HostMonster.
  • Separating registrars and web hosts - SitePoint Forums 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.sitepoint.com [Source type: General]


.(high-pitched scream)
Cookie: My Pen!
^ Cookie : My Pen!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

My Lucky Pen's gone! .GG-GG! I ACED 5 tests with that pen and now I'M GONNA FLUNK and be a flunky.^ GG-GG! I ACED 5 tests with that pen and now I'M GONNA FLUNK and be a flunky.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.(ringing bells)
Jennifer: OK. Let's split up.
^ Jennifer : OK. Let's split up.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Let's get back to the show to see if Ned ends up with Suzie, Jennifer Mozely, or CRUBBS! .
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.Cooke, you stay here, look for your stupid pen!^ Cooke, you stay here, look for your stupid pen!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ You could also try the fast walk(you'll look pretty stupid but it'll save you valuable time)UNless you're up against a Sweeney.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide "tip list"? - Yahoo! Answers 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC answers.yahoo.com [Source type: General]

^ How to dry onions how to do slimfast diet how to do pen plating how to dreft how to dress your teen body how to do naruto jutsus how to easily cook a steak.
  • Magazine publishing news and reviews. 20 November 2009 7:37 UTC logo.lightjacob.waw.pl [Source type: General]

.Ned, you go to study hall, make friends with Faymen.^ Moze is Neds other best friend who he ends up going out with.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Show Reviews at TV.com 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ His easy going personality helps him adapt to his new school and make new friends.

^ It involves Ned Bigby and his friends Moze and Cookie who are making it through middle school.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Show Reviews at TV.com 17 September 2009 13:48 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Ned: AAH!
Jennifer: I'll go to practice and find a girl to go to the spa with.
^ Ned : AAH! Jennifer : I'll go to practice and find a girl to go to the spa with.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ HINT: you can find one by going to GOOGLE and typing in: ned's declassified list of tips then click on the THIRD link...
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide "tip list"? - Yahoo! Answers 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC answers.yahoo.com [Source type: General]

^ (Ned runs to the bathroom, leaving Suzie shocked) Jennifer : (runs to the bathroom) Do not go in there!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

Guide to: Fund Raising

Gordy: Caaaarbaaaash! .Yeah, you hold a car bash!^ Yeah, you hold a car bash!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ You get an old junky car, and then you charge kids a buck to bash it in with a sledge hammer!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.You get an old junky car, and then you charge kids a buck to bash it in with a sledge hammer!^ You get an old junky car, and then you charge kids a buck to bash it in with a sledge hammer!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Yeah, you hold a car bash!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.We did it in college, we raised over three hundred dollars!.^ We did it in college, we raised over three hundred dollars!.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


Guide to: Parties

.Seth: (they back him off for an alert) Sorry Simon, but my parents banned you because of what happened last year.^ Seth : (they back him off for an alert) Sorry Simon, but my parents banned you because of what happened last year.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Simone : I rebuilt a V-6 with my dad last year.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ I'm continuing to work on my music and can't wait for you to hear my songs when my album drops later this year.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide at TV.com 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Cookie: What, What did I do?
(flash back)
Cookie: So I almost burned down the house. .It wasn't my fault, It's the song that should be banned and not me.^ It wasn't my fault, It's the song that should be banned and not me.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Seth: Yeah sorry, but speaking of fire, did you see Lisa?^ Seth : Yeah sorry, but speaking of fire, did you see Lisa?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Seth : (they back him off for an alert) Sorry Simon, but my parents banned you because of what happened last year.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

She is hot. .(Cookie says nothing) Laters!^ (Cookie says nothing) Laters!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


Cookie: But.....(he walks out)

Simone: How dare you! (Simone slaps Seth's face)
Seth: What did I do?
.Simone: How dare you not remember what you did!^ Simone : How dare you!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Simone : How dare you not remember who I am!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Simone : How dare you not remember what you did!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.(Simone slaps Seth's face again)
Seth: Who are you?!
^ (Simone slaps Seth's face) Seth : What did I do?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Seth : (they back him off for an alert) Sorry Simon, but my parents banned you because of what happened last year.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ (Simone slaps Seth's face again) Seth : Who are you?!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Simone: How dare you not remember who I am!^ Simone : How dare you!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Simone : How dare you not remember who I am!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Simone : How dare you not remember what you did!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.(Simone slaps his face and he falls down) Stay away from him!^ (Simone slaps Seth's face) Seth : What did I do?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ (Simone slaps his face and he falls down) Stay away from him!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ (Simone slaps Seth's face again) Seth : Who are you?!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

Guide to: Jealousy

Seth: Hey! .Jennifer is my girl bucko!^ Jennifer is my girl bucko!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Jennifer o'neill actress and country girl jennifer white tony pile jennifer manzo jennifer reinhardt saint joseph mi.
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.Seth: (after fighting with Faymen for Mose's honor) We're really tired from girl honor fighting.^ Seth : (after fighting with Faymen for Mose's honor) We're really tired from girl honor fighting.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


Jennifer: STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN SISTER! (tackles Missy)

Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs & Weasels

.Jennifer: (about Ned taking the heat for her) He saved me!^ Jennifer and Ned : Take off that coat!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Jennifer : (about Ned taking the heat for her) He saved me!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


.Jennifer: Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird suit I heard about.^ Jennifer hudson and i'm telling you.
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^ Jennifer : Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird suit I heard about.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Jennifer lynn phillips fl jennifer love-hewitt sex tape jennifer hudson and im telling you jennifer ludden jennifer kletter jennifer metz grand rapids jennifer premeaux.
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Cookie: I have a plan.
Jennifer: (sighs)

.Crubbs: (to Coconut Head) You were needing to go to the bathroom in the "Electrical Closet". All right, I buy that, for now!^ Crubbs : (to Coconut Head) You were needing to go to the bathroom in the "Electrical Closet".
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ All right, I buy that, for now!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Do it to avoid a last minute hairjob(you may be given a nickname for life.eg:coconut head) Tip #3.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide "tip list"? - Yahoo! Answers 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC answers.yahoo.com [Source type: General]

.But my Bigby senses are still tingling.^ But my Bigby senses are still tingling.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


Van Earl Wright: Hello, Everybody. .Along with my partner Willie Gault, I'm Van Earl Wright welcoming you to Ned's Field Trip.^ Along with my partner Willie Gault, I'm Van Earl Wright welcoming you to Ned's Field Trip.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ His laid-back attitude and powers of observation help Ned deal with bullies, field trips, pop quizzes, detention and just about every kind of teacher you can imagine.

^ Willie, What do you think about the trip so far?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.Willie, What do you think about the trip so far?^ Willie, What do you think about the trip so far?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ What did you think about The Suite Life of Zack and Cody ?
  • The Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Television Review 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.commonsensemedia.org [Source type: General]

^ Now more importantly, what do you think about the Suzie/Moze dilemma?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]


Willie: Ha, Ha! Well, I think Ned's in deep, deep doody.
.Van Earl: Right!^ Van Earl : Right!
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Van Earl : All right.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.Because if he gets caught by a Vice Principal Crubbs, it's summer school and a whole pile of bad stuff.^ Because if he gets caught by a Vice Principal Crubbs, it's summer school and a whole pile of bad stuff.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

.Now more importantly, what do you think about the Suzie/Moze dilemma?^ Now more importantly, what do you think about the Suzie/Moze dilemma?
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ Glee for kids age 14 See more from marymath willowfaierie recommends: 10 Things I Hate About You for kids age 13 See more from willowfaieri ...
  • The Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Television Review 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.commonsensemedia.org [Source type: General]

^ What did you think about The Suite Life of Zack and Cody ?
  • The Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Television Review 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.commonsensemedia.org [Source type: General]


.Willie: Well, I like Moze better than Suzie.^ Willie : Well, I like Moze better than Suzie.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ What do you guys think i mean who do you think is hotter me i like Moze and she is pretty hot but i also like Suzie less .
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide at TV.com 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What do you guys think i mean who do you think is hotter me i like Moze and she is pretty hot but i also like Suzie .
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide at TV.com 12 September 2009 15:29 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I think she's a much better match for Ned, but he's gonna have to figure it out on his own.^ I think she's a much better match for Ned, but he's gonna have to figure it out on his own.
  • Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Wikiquote 9 January 2010 19:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: General]

^ I think you can figure that out.
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Van Earl: All right. Let's get back to the show to see if Ned ends up with Suzie, Jennifer Mozely, or CRUBBS!

.Jennifer: What does Suzie have that I don't have?^ Jennifer : What does Suzie have that I don't have?
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Cookie: Ned.

.Ned: So, maybe we should go out.^ Ned : So, maybe we should go out.
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^ Moze is Neds other best friend who he ends up going out with.
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^ Ned and Jennifer (in unison): We're going out now!
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.You know, boyfriend-girlfriend, more than friends?^ You know, boyfriend-girlfriend, more than friends?
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^ Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields.
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^ Meanwhile Caleb has one more protector, that of his dead sister-turned angel Merlyn, who knows more about Sheriff Lucas Buck than anyone.


Jennifer: (as the two hold hands) Holding hands, talking all night, heart-shaped candies on Valentine's Day?
Ned: I'm ready if you are.
Jennifer: Bring it on. .(The two share a romantic kiss) Ned and Jennifer: Best field trip ever.^ The 8th Graders of James K. Polk Middle School are going on a field trip to a historic place with a rose garden, where Ned plans to kiss Suzie Crabgrass, who just moved back in.
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.Cookie: (walks in on Jennifer and Ned) Was I interrupting something?^ Cookie : (walks in on Jennifer and Ned) Was I interrupting something?
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.Ned and Jennifer(in unison): We're going out now!^ Ned : So, maybe we should go out.
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^ Ned and Jennifer (in unison): We're going out now!
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^ (Suzie puckers her lips and leans in to kiss Ned) (Ned's stomach acts up again, Ned blocks Suzie's kiss with his hand) Ned : You're going to have to wait a little longer...
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Cookie: Cool!

.Cookie:What do girls like most in a guy?^ Cookie :What do girls like most in a guy?
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^ There were a few emotion glitches I had, like Cookie's schemes, Ned's cowardinece/stupidicy, Crub's selfish desire, but most of it was hilarious.
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Moze:Honesty, a sense of humor...
.Cookie: No, superhero.^ Cookie : No, superhero.
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Lois Lane likes Superman. Mary Jane likes Spider-Man. And Lisa will love...(reveals symbol on inside of shirt) The Steel Eagle! .The Steal Eagle fights for justice, protects the class on field trips, and will impress Lisa so much she'll get pizza with me and we'll live happily ever after.^ The Steal Eagle fights for justice, protects the class on field trips, and will impress Lisa so much she'll get pizza with me and we'll live happily ever after.
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.Moze: Or, this is a sign that you have finally lost your mind.^ Moze : Or, this is a sign that you have finally lost your mind.
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.Ned: So, Looks like Gordy's done chasing weasels.^ Ned : So, Looks like Gordy's done chasing weasels.
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.Cookie: I got my pizza date with Lisa and I'm going to meet her now.^ My costar Cookie from Ned's (Daniel Curtis Lee) also works a lot with this foundation and we're hoping to go on a national celebrity tour in the fall together.
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Jennifer: And now that Ned and I are going out (Ned puts his arm around her), we'll join ya.
Ned: And we all lived happily ever after. (the end of the series to End Credits)

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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide is a children's TV show on Nickelodeon.

From "a middle school full of bullies, homework, and insane teachers" comes Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, a show on Nickelodeon. The show stars Devon Werkheiser as Ned Bigby, a student at James K. Polk Middle School. Every episode is a group of tips to surviving a school based activity. The show is part of Nick's Sunday lineup. It first aired on September 12, 2004.

The show is very successful, it has had a promising start. The show also stars Lindsey Shaw as Ned's best friend, Jennifer Mozely.

It also comes on Family Channel


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