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South Park
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A screenshot of the season 13 opening title sequence featuring the four main characters and many supporting characters from throughout the show's run.
Genre Animation, situation comedy, satire
Created by Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Developed by Brian Graden
Voices of Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Mona Marshall
April Stewart
Theme music composer Primus
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 14
No. of episodes 196 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Anne Garefino
Running time 22 minutes (approx.)[1]
Broadcast
Original channel Comedy Central
Picture format 480i (SDTV) (1997–2008)
1080i (HDTV) (2009–present)
Original run August 13, 1997 – present
Chronology
Preceded by The Spirit of Christmas
External links
Official website
South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. .Intended for mature audiences, the show has become infamous for its crude, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics.^ Become a friend or a longer acquaintance, he would have noticed more particularly her wide low brow, her steady gray eyes and her grave but humorous lips.
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^ I'm also not too happy with the fact that the show and its film version's success has prevented audiences and studios from taking animation seriously to the point where mature, well animated productions not intended for children can be produced.
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The ongoing narrative revolves around four children—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the fictional and titular Colorado town.
.Parker and Stone developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral videos, which ultimately led to its production as a series.^ I'm also not too happy with the fact that the show and its film version's success has prevented audiences and studios from taking animation seriously to the point where mature, well animated productions not intended for children can be produced.
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^ "Numbers one to one hundred will please assemble in the southwest corner of the room; numbers one hundred and one to two hundred will take the first window; numbers two hundred and one to three hundred the second window, and so on."
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South Park debuted on August 13, 1997 with great success, consistently earning the highest ratings of any basic cable program. Subsequent ratings have varied, but the show remains Comedy Central's highest rated and longest running program. .A total of 196 episodes have been broadcast, and the fourteenth season began airing on March 17, 2010. Parker and Stone, who continue to do most of the writing, directing, and voice acting, are under contract to produce 14 new episodes a year through 2013.[2] Their staff creates each episode with computer software that emulates the show's distinct cutout animation style.^ Writing and irffing staff (who seem to work on commission, which would not be a fixed overhead line item).
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^ The hilarious party at once scattered through the room, Calhoun Bennett went to the piano and began to play sentimental airs.
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^ March 17, 2008, 08:18:14 AM .
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.Following the early success of the series, the feature length musical film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut had a widespread theatrical release in June 1999. South Park has also received numerous media awards, including four Primetime Emmy Awards.^ See now, I had always thought that Paramount wanting the eventual double dip was the reason that South Park and Team America were released as bare bones DVD's.
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^ That's why they only do them drunk or for two to four minutes (South Park commentary mini's).
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^ South Park ran out of steam fairly early on.
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The show has also garnered a Peabody Award for Comedy Central.

Contents

Premise

Setting and characters

Screenshot from an animated show: Against a background of snowy mountains and trees, four boys stand and wait at a school bus stop
The main characters (in order from left to right): Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick
.The show mostly follows a group of four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and the adventures they share in South Park, a fictional small town located within the real life South Park basin in the Rocky Mountains of central Colorado.^ They have never done that joke on South Park.
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^ That looks remarkably like the real life APGIL and wurwolf -- mostly because of all the blood and monkeys.
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^ But let us concede to them a spark that smoulders, way down deep within them--a spark of which they think they are ashamed, which they do not themselves realize the existence of except occasionally.
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[3] .The town is also home to an assortment of frequent characters such as students, families, elementary school staff, and other various residents, who tend to regard South Park as a bland and quiet place to live.^ Also, I'm sure there will be plenty of other trolls who will come along and take his place.
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^ After a short stroll they entered the Empire, which, Sansome explained, was the most stylish and frequented gambling place in town, a sort of evening club for the well-to-do and powerful.
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^ Of course such people as the Brannans, Montgomerys, Terrys, Bushs, Bakers, Caldwells, and other "old families" (three or four years old), went without saying.
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[4] .Prominent settings on the show include the local elementary school, bus stop, various neighborhoods and the surrounding snowy landscape, actual Colorado landmarks, and the shops and businesses along the town's main street, all of which are based on the appearance of similar locations in the town of Fairplay, Colorado.^ Also, I haven't read all of his posts, so my conclusion is based on an incomplete set of facts.
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^ In the college town I went to school at, the business district was just a strip of fast food place in a straight line.
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[3][4].
.Stan is portrayed as the everyman of the group,[5] as the show's official website describes him as "a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid".[6] Kyle is the lone Jew among the group, and his portrayal in this role is often dealt with satirically.^ Sansome was mixed up with the Keiths--perhaps he could be used--On impulse Morrell hailed him genially, and invited him to take a drink.
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[5] Stan is modeled after Parker, while Kyle is modeled after Stone. Stan and Kyle are best friends, and their relationship, which is intended to reflect the real life friendship between Parker and Stone,[7] is a common topic throughout the series. Cartman—loud, obnoxious, racist and obese—is often portrayed as an antagonist whose anti-Semitic attitude has resulted in an ever-progressing rivalry with Kyle.[5][8] Kenny, who comes from a poor family, wears his parka hood so tightly that it covers most of his face and muffles his speech. .During the show's first five seasons, Kenny would die in nearly every episode before returning in the next with little or no definitive explanation given.^ At first the water seemed to have no effect whatever, but after a little it began to win.
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^ With five hours' notice--or indeed by next day, even were no notice given--the jail would have been impregnably defended.
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^ At first, when he had been explaining, she had not thrown off the impression that he had been drinking, and so had paid little attention to his explanations.
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During the show's first 58 episodes, the boys were in the third grade. .In the season four episode "4th Grade" (2000), they entered the fourth grade, where they have remained ever since.^ As they entered the square before the jail, a third and fourth column debouched from side streets, and others deployed into view on the hills behind.
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^ In season 4, they started making really A.D.D.-oriented episodes.
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[9][10]
Plots are often set in motion by events, ranging from the fairly typical to the supernatural and extraordinary, which frequently happen upon the town.[11] The boys often act as the voice of reason when these events cause panic or incongruous behavior among the adult populace, who are customarily depicted as irrational, gullible, and prone to vociferation.[3][12] The boys are also frequently confused by the contradictory and hypocritical behavior of their parents and other adults, and often perceive them as having distorted views on morality and society.[4][13]

Themes and style

Each episode opens with a tongue-in-cheek disclaimer:[14]
.All characters and events in this show—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional.^ All those people who keep trying to prove that the Holicost never happened?
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^ All that is necessary is a show of masterfulness to make her realize it."
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^ "There's about a quarter million in those lots--and we can realize on all or part of them at any time.
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All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.[15]
South Park was the first weekly program to be assigned the TV-MA rating,[16] and is generally intended for adult audiences.[17][18][19] .The boys and most other child characters use strong profanity, with only the most taboo words being bleeped by censors during a typical broadcast.^ I've only ever heard someone use that word once in real life, in a non-ironic sense.
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[4] .The use of such language serves as a means for Parker and Stone to display how they claim young boys really talk when they are alone.^ "But he claims it was so hard that they used it for a grindstone."
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^ But then they start telling you about things that you really have no interest in, and if you don't respond favorably to their requests, they start getting moody, muttering things, talking about how you just aren't with it.
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[20][21]
South Park commonly makes use of carnivalesque and absurdist techniques,[22] numerous running gags,[23][24] violence,[24][25] sexual content,[26][27] offhand pop-cultural references, and satirical portrayal of celebrities.[28] The early episodes tended to be shock value-oriented and featured more slapstick-style humor.[29] .While social satire had been used on the show occasionally earlier on, it became more prevalent as the series progressed, with the show retaining some of its focus on the boys' fondness of scatological humor in an attempt to remind adult viewers "what it was like to be eight years old".[5] Parker and Stone also began further developing other characters by giving them larger roles in certain storylines,[5] and began writing plots as parables based around religion, politics, and numerous other topics.^ I tried watching a recent episode, hoping that the series had become more focused and would contain actual humor, and you know, it devolved from having Britney Spears survive a suicide attempt with a shotgun (which wasn't that funny in the first place) to some lame "sacrifice" bullshit.
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^ This thread is kinda like a 98 year old man with multiple organ failures hooked up to several machines; maybe its time has come.
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^ Currently mine reminds us that it's not outward appearances that count, but what's inside that really matters, or some such glurge like message.
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[4] .This provided the opportunity for the show to spoof both extreme sides of contentious issues,[30] while lampooning both liberal and conservative points of view.^ Both sides are dangerously invested in perceived facts at this point.
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[4][12][31] .Parker and Stone describe themselves as "equal opportunity offenders",[11] whose main agenda is to "be funny" and "make people laugh",[32][33] while stating that no particular topic or group of people be spared the expense of being subject to mockery and satire.^ That isn't fair to ANY of the iRiff groups, and frankly it just makes you look bad which in turn makes people LESS inclined to purchase your iRiffs.
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^ March 24, 2009, 05:33:06 AM No I just sort of stood there in a state of shock.
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^ And it is a self-evident truth that people will pay high taxes cheerfully only so long as they themselves are making plenty of money easily.
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[12][28][34][35][36]
.The two insist that the show is still more about "kids being kids" and "what it's like to be in [elementary school] in America",[37] stating that the introduction of a more satirical element to the series was the result of the two adding more of a "moral center" to the show so that it would rely less on simply being crude and shocking in an attempt to maintain an audience.^ It's more a matter of he'd be more likely to post a new forum about whatever the hell is pissing him off being the end of civilization and then ignoring it in favor of making a new one that actually snapping.
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^ A Scanner Darkly , for example, would have done much better if more people took animation seriously.
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^ So, you like shows that start with one concept, then de-evolve into something that is not only completely different from what they started with, but also less funny?
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[32][33] .While profane, and with a tendency to sometimes be cynical, Parker notes that there is still an "underlying sweetness" aspect to the child characters,[38] and Time described the boys as "sometimes cruel but with a core of innocence".[7] Usually, the boys and/or other characters ponder over what has transpired during an episode and convey the important lesson taken from it with a short monologue.^ Quote from: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2008, 07:38:31 AM Nope, it's still there.
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.During earlier seasons, this speech would commonly begin with a variation of the phrase "You know what?^ "I don't know what he told you," said Keith, the blood suffusing his face and spreading over his ears and neck, "but I'm going to tell you everything he would be justified in telling you.
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^ "This contract would not hold in law, and you know it," he asserted boldly.
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^ I know my husband thoroughly, and I am beginning to know you.
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I've learned something today...".[39]

Origins and creation

Two adult males sitting in chairs; the male at the right is speaking into a handheld microphone
South Park creators Trey Parker (left) and Matt Stone in 2007
.Soon after meeting in film class at the University of Colorado in 1992, Parker and Stone created an animated short entitled The Spirit of Christmas.^ Fell two classes short of an English major and two classes short of a film minor ...
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[23] .The film was created by animating construction paper cutouts with stop motion, and features prototypes of the main characters of South Park, including a character resembling Cartman but named "Kenny," an unnamed character resembling what is today Kenny, and two near-identical unnamed characters who resemble Stan and Kyle.^ (Or my brother Kyle who Isaac accused of being Conor under a fake user name.
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^ That's why they only do them drunk or for two to four minutes (South Park commentary mini's).
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Brian Graden, Fox network executive and mutual friend, commissioned Parker and Stone to create a second short film as a video Christmas card. .Created in 1995, the second The Spirit of Christmas short resembled the style of the later series more closely.^ Secondly, on a somewhat more serious note (I won't name names), but I know firsthand what it's like when somebody comes dangerously close to snapping.
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[40] To differentiate between the two homonymous shorts, the first short is often referred to as Jesus vs. Frosty, and the second short as Jesus vs. Santa. Graden sent copies of the video to several of his friends, and from there it was copied and distributed, including on the Internet, where it became one of the first viral videos.[23][41]
As Jesus vs. Santa became more popular, Parker and Stone began talks of developing the short into a television series. Fox refused to pick up the series, not wanting to air a show that included the character Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of feces.[42] The two then entered negotiations with both MTV and Comedy Central. Parker preferred the show be produced by Comedy Central, fearing that MTV would turn it into a kids show.[43] .When Comedy Central executive Doug Herzog watched the short, he commissioned for it to be developed into a series.^ In short, social life was developing into the usual game.
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[23][44]
.Parker and Stone assembled a small staff and spent three months creating the pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".[45] South Park was in danger of being canceled before it even aired when the show tested poorly with test audiences, particularly with women.^ She had been puzzled by the episode of the evening before.
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^ At quarter before one the upper windows of the headquarters building were thrown open, and small platforms, extending about three feet, were thrust from two of them.
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^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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However, the shorts were still gaining more popularity over the Internet, and Comedy Central agreed to order a run of six episodes.[32][43] South Park debuted with "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" on August 13, 1997.[46]

Production

Montage: On top, an armored man with a rifle reaches for a scared young boy being held in the arms of an adult male in an open closet. On bottom, a frame from an animated show mimicking the picture above, with an adult female instead holding a young boy.
The Border Patrol raid during the Elian Gonzalez affair is referenced in an episode airing within the same week the event occurred
Except for the pilot episode, which was produced using cutout animation, all episodes of South Park are created with the use of computer software. .As opposed to the pilot, which took three months to complete,[47] and other animated sitcoms, which are traditionally hand-drawn by companies in South Korea in a process that takes roughly eight-to-nine months,[23][31] individual episodes of South Park take significantly less time to produce.^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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^ Quote from: Thrifty on September 11, 2009, 04:22:48 AM I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ Then he took to secreting the weapons in various pockets from which he produced and discharged them in lightning time.
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.Using computers as an animation method, the show's production staff were able to generate an episode in about three weeks during the first seasons.^ Also the fact that you missed the whole point of the Britney episode(One of the best in the show's IMO)only confirms what I have always thought about you.
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[48] .Now, with a staff of about 70 people, episodes are typically completed in one week,[23][31][38] with some in as little as three to four days.^ Post by: anais.jude on January 23, 2008, 12:38:31 PM .
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^ The crab people was one episode that Trey and Matt have both said was a bad idea that they came up with in crunch.
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^ As you may be able to tell no one in my family has ever smoked so i don't know that much about except what I see other people doing.
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[49][50][51] .Nearly the entire production of an episode is accomplished within one set of offices, which were originally at a complex in Westwood, California, and are now part of South Park Studios in Culver City, California.^ See now, I had always thought that Paramount wanting the eventual double dip was the reason that South Park and Team America were released as bare bones DVD's.
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^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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^ Quote from: Thrifty on September 11, 2009, 04:22:48 AM I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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[44][47] Parker and Stone have been the show's executive producers throughout its entire history, while Anne Garefino has served as South Park's co-executive producer since the latter part of the first season.[52] .20th Century Fox Senior Production Executive Debbie Liebling also served as an executive producer during the show's first five seasons, coordinating the show's production efforts between South Park Studios and Comedy Central's headquarters in New York City.^ He presented himself at headquarters, produced his writ, and had himself announced to the Executive Committee then in session.
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[53][54]
Scripts are not written before a season begins.[55] Production of an episode begins on a Thursday, with the show's writing consultants brainstorming with Parker and Stone. Former staff writers include Pam Brady, who has since written scripts for the films Hot Rod and Hamlet 2, and Nancy Pimental, who served as co-host of Win Ben Stein's Money and wrote the film The Sweetest Thing after her tenure with the show during its first three seasons.[56][57] Television producer and writer Norman Lear, an idol of both Parker and Stone, served as a guest writing consultant for the season seven (2003) episodes "Cancelled" and "I'm a Little Bit Country".[55][58][59] During the last two seasons, Saturday Night Live actor and writer Bill Hader has served as a creative consultant and co-producer.[60][61][62]
After exchanging ideas, Parker will write a script, and from there the entire team of animators, editors, technicians, and sound engineers will each typically work 100–120 hours in the ensuing week.[45] Since the show's fourth season (2000), Parker has assumed most of the show's directorial duties, while Stone relinquished his share of the directing to focus on handling the coordination and business aspects of the production.[23][63] .On Wednesday, a completed episode is sent to Comedy Central's headquarters via satellite uplink, sometimes in just a few hours before its air time of 10 PM Eastern Time.^ Three times Sansome sent the message to his trigger finger; three times the impulse died before it had compassed the distance between his brain and his hand.
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^ February 25, 2009, 10:04:47 AM I go away for a few hours and I miss this?!
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^ Quote from: mrbasehart on January 14, 2009, 10:14:41 PM Quote from: a pretty girl is like on January 14, 2009, 07:00:51 PM A nine hour MacBethFormers?
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[23][64]
.Parker and Stone state that subjecting themselves to a one-week deadline creates more spontaneity amongst themselves in the creative process, which they feel results a funnier show.^ Plus they don't like doing multiple DVD's (Special Editions and the like) when they feel they have nothing really to add, and don't want to do one just for the commentary.
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^ So, you like shows that start with one concept, then de-evolve into something that is not only completely different from what they started with, but also less funny?
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^ The Noise thread is gaining more ground than the one he created.
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[23] .The schedule also allows South Park to both stay more topical and respond more quickly to specific current events than other satiric animated shows.^ Not every one, but if you want to establish any credibility as anything more than a lunatic or a troll, you'll respond when asked to prove your assertions.
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^ I dunno, he managed to make that film hurt as much if not more than his others.
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^ There were more men practising law than all the other professions.
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[5][65] .One of the earliest examples of this was in the season four (2000) episode "Quintuplets 2000", which references the United States Border Patrol's raid of a house during the Elian Gonzalez affair, an event which occurred only four days before the episode originally aired.^ An air of preoccupied business was the proper thing for days before the event.
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^ This was a new sort of creature before her, one with which she was acquainted only by instinct.
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^ A stir of interest, shivered through the crowd, but died as it became evident that this was only a general relief for those on duty during the day.
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[66] .The season nine (2005) episode "Best Friends Forever" references the Terri Schiavo case,[21][38] and originally aired in the midst of the controversy and less than 12 hours before she died.^ You said that more than 12 hours ago and neither RVR nor Tripe have commented accordingly?
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^ The prisoners, who, when they had seen the thousands before the jail, had expected nothing less than instant execution by lynch law, began to take heart.
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^ Post by: Action Batch on February 21, 2009, 12:38:46 PM .
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[31][67] A scene in the season seven (2003) finale "It's Christmas in Canada" references the discovery of dictator Saddam Hussein in a "spider hole" and his subsequent capture, which happened a mere three days prior to the episode airing.[68] The season 12 (2008) episode "About Last Night..." revolves around Barack Obama's victory in the 2008 presidential election, and aired less than 24 hours after Obama was declared the winner, using segments of dialogue from Obama's real victory speech.[69]

Animation

The various stages of production (from top to bottom): the storyboard sketch, the CorelDraw props with stock character models, and a frame from the fully-rendered episode.
.The show's style of animation is inspired by the paper cut-out cartoons made by Terry Gilliam for Monty Python's Flying Circus, of which Parker and Stone have been lifelong fans.^ And then suddenly, while both Judge Hazen and Judge Park were out of town, application was made to the Supreme Court--of which Judge Terry was head--for the release of Jones and Cohen.
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^ He should have had more roles as British politicians during his Flying Circus days it would have definitely made that choice more palatable for me.
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[43][70][71] Construction paper and traditional stop motion cutout animation techniques were used in the original animated shorts and in the pilot episode. Subsequent episodes have been produced by computer animation, providing a similar look to the originals while requiring a fraction of the time to produce. Before computer artists begin animating an episode, a series of animatics drawn with Adobe Photoshop are provided by the show's storyboard artists.[45][72]
The characters and objects are composed of simple geometrical shapes and primary colors. Most child characters are the same size and shape, and are distinguished by their distinctive clothing and head wear.[13] .Characters are mostly presented two-dimensionally and from only one angle.^ Near the two women and among chance spectators on the piazza of the deserted house a well-known character of the times leaned against one of the pillars.
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^ There were a great many private jokes, the points of which were obvious to only one or two.
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.Their movements are animated in an intentionally jerky fashion, as they are purposely not offered the same free range of motion associated with hand-drawn characters.^ Certainly in variety both of character and of circumstance they offered plenty of material.
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^ But if they took them only for the purpose of preventing their being used against themselves and their associates, then they were not guilty."
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[5][20][47] .Occasionally, some non-fictional characters are depicted with photographic cutouts of their actual head and face in lieu of a face reminiscent of the show's traditional style.^ In some wards no decent citizen dared show his face.
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^ Occasionally one of the cooler headed would get in a few words, but invariably was interrupted by some well-meaning hot head.
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.Canadians on the show are often portrayed in an even more minimalist fashion; they have simple beady eyes, and the top halves of their heads simply flap up and down when the characters speak.^ His eyes became bloodshot, and he talked even more at random.
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^ It took extraordinary firmness of character even to protect one's self against sunburn by anything more artificial than the shadow of a hat or a parasol.
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^ Even Gringo, his ears cocked, watched the door, getting up uneasily, whining, sniffing inquiringly, and lying down again.
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When the show began utilizing computers, the cardboard cutouts were scanned and re-drawn with CorelDRAW, then imported into PowerAnimator, which was used with SGI workstations to animate the characters.[45][47] The workstations were linked to a 54-processor render farm that could render 10 to 15 shots an hour.[45] Beginning with season five, the animators began using Maya instead of PowerAnimator.[73] The studio now runs a 120-processor render farm that can produce 30 or more shots an hour.[45]
.PowerAnimator and Maya are high-end programs mainly used for 3D computer graphics, while co-producer and former animation director, Eric Stough, notes that PowerAnimator was initially chosen because its features helped animators retain the show's "homemade" look.^ It just shows what sort of director he is when under rigid restraints from the producers of the movie and from the expectations of the company behind the movie.
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[47] PowerAnimator was also used for making some of the show's special effects,[47] which are now created using Motion,[45] a newer graphics program created by Apple, Inc. for their Mac OS X operating system. The show's visual quality has improved in recent seasons,[5] though several other techniques are used to intentionally preserve the cheap cutout animation look.[23][48][74]
A few episodes feature sections of live-action footage, while others have incorporated other styles of animation. .Portions of the season eight (2004) premiere "Good Times with Weapons" are done in anime style, while the season 10 episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft" is done partly in machinima.^ Quote from: Sideswipe on January 20, 2009, 11:08:52 AM Quote from: Courtney on January 20, 2009, 10:50:52 AM If anyone snaps in the future, can the please promise to make it good?
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^ Quote from: Courtney on January 20, 2009, 10:50:52 AM If anyone snaps in the future, can the please promise to make it good?
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^ In season 4, they started making really A.D.D.-oriented episodes.
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[75] The season 12 episode "Major Boobage", an homage to the 1981 animated film Heavy Metal, implements scenes accomplished with rotoscoping.[76] .Since the beginning of season 13 (2009) the show has been broadcast in high definition and presented in widescreen, and season 12 was released in high definition on Blu-ray Disc format.^ Post by: Sideswipe on March 23, 2009, 12:13:46 PM .
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^ Post by: TripeHoundRedux on September 11, 2009, 12:59:13 PM .
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^ Quote from: Petey Wheatstraw on February 16, 2009, 10:20:42 PM Quote from: Imrahil on February 16, 2009, 10:12:53 PM My local NBC has stopped showing widescreen stuff.
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Voice cast

Parker and Stone voice most of the male South Park characters.[4][5][78] Mary Kay Bergman voiced the majority of the female characters until her suicide on November 11, 1999. Mona Marshall and Eliza Schneider succeeded Bergman, with Schneider leaving the show after its seventh season (2003). She was replaced by April Stewart, who, along with Marshall, continues to voice most of the female characters. Bergman was originally listed in the credits under the alias Shannen Cassidy to protect her reputation as the voice of several Disney and other kid-friendly characters.[79] Stewart was originally credited under the name Gracie Lazar,[80] while Schneider was sometimes credited under her rock opera performance pseudonym Blue Girl.[81]
Other voice actors and members of South Park's production staff have voiced minor characters for various episodes, while a few staff members voice recurring characters; supervising producer Jennifer Howell voices student Bebe Stevens,[78] co-producer and storyboard artist Adrien Beard voices the school's only black student, Token Black,[82] writing consultant Vernon Chatman voices an anthropomorphic towel named Towelie,[78] and production supervisor John Hansen voices Mr. Slave, the former gay lover of Mr. Garrison.[83] Throughout the show's run, the voices for toddler and kindergarten characters have been provided by various small children of the show's production staff.[84]
When voicing child characters, the voice actors speak within their normal vocal range while adding a child-like inflection. .The recorded audio is then edited with Pro Tools, and the pitch is altered to make the voice sound more like that of a fourth grader.^ Quote from: anais.jude on July 19, 2008, 02:13:36 PM so does this make him seem more or less like googergeiger?
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^ My vocal impersonation is even worse, I always end up sounding more like Harvey Fierstein.
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^ I'm not trying to make a joke, but it sounded like their were two distinct voices on sample.
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[64][85][86]
Isaac Hayes voiced the character of Chef, a black, soul-singing cafeteria worker who was one of the few adults the boys consistently trusted.[7][87] Hayes agreed to voice the character after being among Parker and Stone's ideal candidates which also included Lou Rawls and Barry White.[88] .Hayes, who lived and hosted a radio show in New York during his tenure with South Park, would record his dialogue on a digital audio tape while a respective episode's director would give directions over the phone, then the tape would be shipped to the show's production studio in California.^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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^ I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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[47] After Hayes left the show in early 2006, the character of Chef was killed off in the season 10 (2006) premiere "The Return of Chef".

Guest stars

.Celebrities who appear on the show are usually impersonated, though some celebrities lend their voice to their characters.^ And, really, if K1 (who offered to have me guest riff on his channel) is me, then why is it that we're usually online at the same time, and our voices are completely different?
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Celebrities who have voiced themselves include Michael Buffer,[89][90] Brent Musburger,[91] Jay Leno,[92] Robert Smith,[93] and the bands Radiohead and Korn.[94][95] Comedy team Cheech & Chong voiced characters representing their likenesses for the season four (2000) episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons", which was the duo's first collaborative effort in 20 years.[96] Malcolm McDowell appears in live-action sequences as the narrator of the season four episode "Pip".[97]
Jennifer Aniston,[98] Richard Belzer,[99] Natasha Henstridge,[93] Norman Lear,[100] and Peter Serafinowicz[101] have guest starred as other speaking characters. During South Park's earliest seasons, several high-profile celebrities inquired about guest-starring on the show. As a joke, Parker and Stone responded by offering low-profile, non-speaking roles, most of which were accepted; George Clooney provided the barks for Stan's dog Sparky in the season one (1997) episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride",[102] Leno provided the meows for Cartman's cat in the season one finale "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut",[102] and Henry Winkler voiced the various growls and grunts of a kid-eating monster in the season two (1998) episode "City on the Edge of Forever".[103] Jerry Seinfeld offered to lend his voice for the Thanksgiving episode "Starvin' Marvin", but declined to appear when he was only offered a role as "Turkey #2".[104]

Music

An adult male with sunglasses plays a piano under a spotlight on a darkened stage, 1973
Chef would often sing in a style reminiscent of that of his voice actor, Isaac Hayes
Parker says that the varying uses of music is of utmost importance to South Park.[105] Several characters often play or sing songs in order to change or influence a group's behavior, or to educate, motivate, or indoctrinate others. The show also frequently features scenes in which its characters have disapproving reactions to the performances of certain popular musicians.[105]
Adam Berry, the show's original score composer, used sound synthesis to simulate a small orchestra, and frequently alluded to existing famous pieces of music. Berry also used signature acoustic guitar and mandolin cues as leitmotifs for the show's establishing shots.[105][106] After Berry left in 2001, Jamie Dunlap and Scott Nickoley of the Los Angeles-based Mad City Production Studios provided the show's original music for the next seven seasons.[85] Since 2008, Dunlap has been credited as the show's sole score composer.[107] .Dunlap's contributions to the show are one of the few that are not achieved at the show's own production offices.^ I blame no one but my own lack of marketing myself properly and the fact that it is my first one, done on a movie that very few people are likely to own.
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.Dunlap reads a script, creates a score using digital audio software, and then e-mails the audio file to South Park Studios, where it is edited to fit with the completed episode.^ Quote from: Thrifty on September 11, 2009, 04:22:48 AM I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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In addition to singing in an effort to explain something to the children, Chef would also sing about things relevant to what had transpired in the plot. These songs were original compositions written by Parker, and performed by Hayes in the same sexually suggestive R&B style he had utilized during his own music career. The band DVDA, which consists of Parker and Stone, along with show staff members Bruce Howell and D.A. Young, would perform the music for these compositions, and, until the character's death on the show, were listed as "Chef's Band" in the closing credits.[47]
Rick James, Elton John, Meat Loaf, Joe Strummer, Ozzy Osbourne, Primus, Rancid, and Ween all guest starred and briefly performed in the season two (1998) episode "Chef Aid". Korn debuted their single "Falling Away from Me" as guest stars on the season three (1998) episode "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery".[95]

Title sequence

The show's original theme song was a musical score performed by the band Primus, while the lyrics are alternately sung by the band's lead singer, Les Claypool, and the show's four central characters. Kenny's muffled lines are altered after every few seasons.[108] The original composition was originally slower but was sped up for the show, while an instrumental version of the original composition is often played during the show's closing credits.[109] .The opening theme song has been remixed three times during the course of the series, including a remix performed by Paul Robb.^ And I hope that you are having the time of your life But think twice, that's my only advice (my new theme song) .
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^ It's kinda funny that that guy only posted three times (All in that thread) and registered on the forum during that conversation.
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[110] In 2006, the theme music was changed to "Whamola" by Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, from the album Purple Onion.[111]

Distribution

.Internationally, South Park is broadcast in India, New Zealand, and several countries throughout Europe and Latin America on channels that are divisions of Comedy Central and MTV Networks, both subsidiaries of Viacom.^ See now, I had always thought that Paramount wanting the eventual double dip was the reason that South Park and Team America were released as bare bones DVD's.
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^ I'm still pissed that they put out South Park BLU and Team America with no commentary at all.
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[23][112] In distribution deals with Comedy Central, other independent networks also broadcast the series in other international markets. In Australia, the show is broadcast on The Comedy Channel, GO! and SBS One.[113] The series is broadcast uncensored in Canada on Télétoon, TQS [114][115] and The Comedy Network.[116] South Park also airs on TG4 in Ireland,[117] Bip in Israel,[118] SIC Radical in Portugal,[119] 2×2 in Russia,[120] STV in Scotland,[121] and B92 in Serbia.[122]
Broadcast syndication rights to South Park were acquired by Debmar-Mercury and Tribune Entertainment in 2003 and 2004 respectively.[123][124] Episodes further edited for content began running in syndication on September 19, 2005, and are aired in the United States with the TV-14 rating.[124][125] 20th Television replaced Tribune as co-distributor in early 2008. The series is currently aired in syndication in 90 percent of the television markets across the US and Canada, where it generates an estimated US$25 million a year in advertising revenue.[126][127]
The first thirteen seasons of South Park are available in their entirety on DVD. Several other themed DVD compilations have been released by Rhino Entertainment and Comedy Central,[128] while the three-episode Imaginationland story arc was reissued straight-to-DVD as a full-length feature in 2008.[129][130][131]
In March 2008, Comedy Central made all South Park episodes available for legal streaming on the South Park Studios website.[132] .Within a week, the site served more than a million streams of full episodes,[132] and the number grew to 55 million by October 2008.[133] Legal issues prevent the US content from being accessible outside the US,[134] so local servers have been set up in other countries.^ I dunno, he managed to make that film hurt as much if not more than his others.
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^ Oh wait, Isaac once also told us that he was practically staff at Rifftrax and had more influence there than Torgospizza.
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^ My riffs have made more money and are generally accepted as being funnier and better reviewed than any of your attempts to faze me with a stupid "macro" gag.
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[135] In Canada, episodes are available for streaming from The Comedy Network's website,[136] and in September 2009, a South Park Studios website with streaming episodes was launched in the UK.[137]

Reception

Ratings

When South Park debuted, it was a huge ratings success for Comedy Central and is seen as being largely responsible for the success of the channel, with Herzog crediting it for putting the network "on the map".[23][44][138]
The show's first episode, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", earned a Nielsen rating of 1.3 (980,000 viewers), considered high for a cable program.[138] The show instantly generated buzz among television viewers, and mass viewing parties began assembling on college campuses.[11][17][19] .By the time the eighth episode "Starvin' Marvin" aired three months after the show debuted, ratings and viewership had tripled, and South Park was already the most successful show in Comedy Central's history.^ Quote from: Thrifty on September 11, 2009, 04:22:48 AM I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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[19] When the tenth episode "Damien" aired the following February, viewership increased another 33 percent. The episode earned a 6.4 rating, which at the time was over 10 times the average rating earned by a cable show aired in prime time.[17][138] The ratings peaked with the second episode of season two, "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut", which aired on April 22, 1998. The episode earned an 8.2 rating (6.2 million viewers) and, at the time, set a record as the highest-rated non-sports show in basic cable history.[25][33][138] .During the spring of 1998, eight of the ten highest-rated shows on basic cable were South Park episodes.^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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^ I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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.The success of South Park prompted more cable companies to carry Comedy Central and led it to its becoming one of the fastest-growing cable channels.^ Also Mike is one of the few people(outside of South Park)that goes after everyone and cite quotes to prove this.
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The number of households that had Comedy Central jumped from 9.1 million in 1997 to 50 million in June 1998.[138] When the show debuted, the most Comedy Central had earned for a 30-second commercial was US$7,500.[17] Within a year, advertisers were paying an average of US$40,000 for 30 seconds of advertising time during airings of South Park in its second season, while some paid as much as US$80,000.[139]
By the third season (1999), the series' ratings began to decrease.[140] The third season premiere episode drew only 3.4 million viewers, a dramatic drop from the 5.5 million of the previous season's premiere.[138] Stone and Parker attributed this drop in the show's ratings to the media hype that surrounded the show in the previous year, adding that the third season ratings reflected the show's "true" fan base.[138] The show's ratings dropped further in its fourth season (2000), with episodes averaging just above 1.5 million viewers. The ratings eventually increased, and seasons five through nine consistently averaged about 3 million viewers per episode.[138] .Though its viewership is lower than it was at the height of its popularity in its earliest seasons, South Park remains the highest-rated series on Comedy Central.^ And the highest number of people you can get to even provide a star rating is 12, so I call shenanigans on the claim about popularity as well.
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Recognitions and awards

.In 2007, Time magazine included the show on its list of the "100 Best TV Shows of All Time", proclaiming it as "America's best source of rapid-fire satire for [the past] decade".[141] The same year, Rolling Stone declared it to be the funniest show on television since its debut 10 years prior.^ June 06, 2008, 07:13:47 AM So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?
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^ So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?
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[142] .In 2008, South Park was named the 12th-greatest TV show of the past 25 years by Entertainment Weekly,[143] while AOL declared it as having the "most astute" characters of any show in history when naming it the 16th-best television comedy series of all time.^ June 06, 2008, 07:13:47 AM So Isaac hates one of the funniest episodes of any tv show ever?
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^ I have to say I think the past 30 pages or so have been the most entertaining ones in the history of this forum.
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^ Quote from: TeamRAD on July 20, 2008, 04:21:12 PM Batch, I'm just overtly biased on all things from the 60's Batman series.
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[144] The character of Cartman ranked 10th on TV Guide's 2002 list of the "Top 50 Greatest Cartoon Characters",[145] 198th on VH1's "200 Greatest Pop Culture Icons",[146] 19th on Bravo's "100 Greatest TV Characters" television special in 2004,[147] and second on MSNBC's 2005 list of TV's scariest characters.[148]. In Channel 4's 2004 Countdown The 100 Greatest Cartoons it was voted third behind Tom and Jerry (2) and The Simpsons (1).[citation needed]
In 2006, Comedy Central received a Peabody Award for South Park's "stringent social commentary" and "undeniably fearless lampooning of all that is self-important and hypocritical in American life".[23][37][149]
South Park won the CableACE Award for Best Animated Series in 1997, the last year the awards were given out.[150] In 1998, South Park was nominated for the Annie Award for Outstanding Achievement in an Animated Primetime or Late Night Television Program. It was also nominated for the 1998 GLAAD Award for Outstanding TV – Individual Episode for "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride".[28]
South Park has been nominated for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program eight times (1998, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2009.) The show has won the award for Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less Than One Hour) three times, for the 2005 episode "Best Friends Forever",[149] the 2006 episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft",[151] and the 2009 episode "Margaritaville". The Imaginationland trilogy of episodes won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming One Hour Or More) in 2008.[152]

Criticism and controversy

The show's frequent depiction of taboo subject matter, general toilet humor, accessibility to children viewers, disregard of decency standards, and portrayal of religion for comic effect have been the main sources for generating controversy and debate over the course of its run. .As the series first became popular, several schools barred its students from wearing South Park-related T-shirts,[14][18][28] while several parent councils in the United Kingdom expressed concern when eight and nine-year-old children voted the South Park character Cartman as their favorite personality in a 1999 poll.^ January 28, 2009, 11:18:14 AM .
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^ This thread is kinda like a 98 year old man with multiple organ failures hooked up to several machines; maybe its time has come.
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^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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[153] .Parker and Stone, who are not opposed to allowing older children and teenagers to watch the show, assert however that the show is not meant to be viewed by young children, and the show is certified with TV ratings that indicate its intention for mature audiences.^ Did you watch "Strangers With Candy", the tv show not the movie?
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^ I'm also not too happy with the fact that the show and its film version's success has prevented audiences and studios from taking animation seriously to the point where mature, well animated productions not intended for children can be produced.
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[18][154]
Parents Television Council founder L. Brent Bozell III and Action for Children's Television founder Peggy Charren have both condemned the show, with the latter claiming it is "dangerous to the democracy".[14][139][155][156] Several other activist groups have protested the show's parodies of Christianity and portrayal of Jesus Christ.[14][157][158] Stone claims that parents who disapprove of South Park for its portrayal of how kids behave are upset because they "have an idyllic vision of what kids are like", adding "[kids] don't have any kind of social tact or etiquette, they're just complete little raging bastards".[28][153]
.The show further lampooned the controversy surrounding its use of profanity, as well as the media attention surrounding the network show Chicago Hope's singular use of the word "shit", with the season five premiere "It Hits the Fan",[159] in which the word "shit" is said 162 times without being bleeped for censorship purposes, while also appearing uncensored in written form.^ Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on February 25, 2009, 11:03:13 AM Well a bit, mostly just gauche ;D Using the word "gauche" is kinda gay...
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^ That show appears to have been written by a retarded floor lamp.
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^ Well he was using proxy sites and I'd put money down that torgos is more clever than he is about all the ways he can get around being banned.
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[33] In the days following the show's original airing, 5,000 disapproving e-mails were sent to Comedy Central.[43] .Despite its 43 uncensored uses of the racial slur "nigger", the season 11 episode "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" generated relatively little controversy, as most in the black community and the NAACP praised the episode for its context and its comedic way of conveying other races' perceptions of how black people must feel when hearing the word.^ Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on March 09, 2008, 08:11:04 AM Yeah that was quite funny, I just find him a little lacklustre most of the time.
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^ But damn, I have simply heard enough in my life of people blaming others for when things do not turn out just how they want it.
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^ Quote from: Dim of the Yard on January 19, 2009, 09:45:11 AM Quote from: Ebichuman on January 19, 2009, 09:43:54 AM Do you find that you use a lot of men?
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.Specific controversies regarding the show have included an April Fools' Day prank played on its viewers in 1998,[162] its depiction of the Virgin Mary in the season nine (2005) finale "Bloody Mary" which angered several Catholics,[31] its depiction of Steve Irwin with a stingray barb stuck in his chest in an episode that originally aired only three weeks after Irwin was killed in the same fashion,[163][164] and Comedy Central's censorship of the depiction of Muhammad in the season 10 episode "Cartoon Wars Part II" in the wake of the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy.^ Also the fact that you missed the whole point of the Britney episode(One of the best in the show's IMO)only confirms what I have always thought about you.
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.The season nine (2005) episode "Trapped in the Closet" denounces Scientology as nothing more than "a big fat global scam",[157] while freely divulging church information that Scientology normally only reveals to members who make significant monetary contributions to the church.^ I dunno, he managed to make that film hurt as much if not more than his others.
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^ Visiting here and contributing probably made him more nuts than he was.
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^ It's going to take more than you to make her snap, RVR. You give yourself too much credit :) .
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[165] The episode also ambiguously parodies the rumors involving the sexual orientation of Scientologist Tom Cruise, who allegedly demanded any further reruns of the episode be canceled.[163][166] .Hayes, a Scientologist, later quit South Park due to his objection to the episode.^ Quote from: Thrifty on September 11, 2009, 04:22:48 AM I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ I don't watch South Park regularly, but I did see that episode.
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^ Quote from: Pak-Man on September 11, 2009, 12:15:14 AM Anyone ever see the episode of South Park with the Fish Sticks joke?
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Impact

Cultural

Commentary made in episodes have been interpreted as statements Parker and Stone are attempting to make to the viewing public,[168] and these opinions have been subject to much critical analysis in the media and literary world within the framework of popular philosophical, theological, social, and political concepts.[22][168][169] Since South Park debuted, college students have written term papers and doctoral theses analyzing the show,[49] while Brooklyn College offers a course called "South Park and Political Correctness".[170][171]
.Soon after one of Kenny's trademark deaths on the show, other characters would typically shout "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!". The exclamation quickly became a popular catchphrase,[7] while the running gag of Kenny's recurring deaths are one of the more recognized hallmarks among viewers of modern television.^ Oh my god.
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^ For that matter, nearly every city, town, and village had at least one brewery, (someimes more) I don't know that they were what you'd call a micro-brewery, exactly...
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^ One of the other actual AA shows that I liked was The Young Turks but AA kicked them off and replaced them with fecking waste of DNA Bill Press.
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[172][173] Cartman's exclamations of "Respect my authori-tah!" and ."Screw you guys ...I'm going home!"^ Quote from: Imrahil on May 05, 2009, 07:11:07 PM You guys made me go read that thread in its entirety.
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^ You guys made me go read that thread in its entirety.
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^ Quote from: Raven on May 05, 2009, 10:10:20 PM Quote from: Imrahil on May 05, 2009, 07:11:07 PM You guys made me go read that thread in its entirety.
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became catchphrases as well, and during the show's earlier seasons, were highly popular in the lexicon of viewers.[174] Cartman's eccentric annunciation of "Hey!" was included in the 2002 edition of The Oxford Dictionary of Catchphrases.[175]
.In the season two episode "Chef Aid", attorney Johnnie Cochran uses what's called in the show the Chewbacca defense, which is a legal strategy that involves addressing plot holes related to Chewbacca in the film Return of the Jedi rather than discussing the trial at hand during a closing argument in a deliberate attempt to confuse jurors into thinking there is reasonable doubt.^ Sure the methheads can relate to its paranoid plot, but to everybody else the film was lacking in substance (no pun intended).
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^ I think there was some 'Going Postal' problems during that time as well, along with going back to Charlotte and their traffic pissing me off..
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^ I think it's probably because there's no one looking close to snapping at the moment.
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.The term "Chewbacca defense" has been documented as being used by criminologists, forensic scientists, and political commentators in their various discussions of similar methods used in legal cases and public forums.^ Have you pointed out that he's posting in a public forum and if he wanted a private argument he could, you know, use those PMs with the person he's arguing with?
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^ There is nothing suspicious about the way the filter is being used on this forum.
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^ James, are you implying that people don't usually come to the forums of a movie-mocking website to get involved in political discussions?
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Another season two episode, "Gnomes", revolves around a group of "underpants gnomes" who, as their name suggests, run a corporation stealing people's underpants. .When asked about their business model, various gnomes reply that theirs is a three-step process: Phase 1 is "collect underpants". Phase 3 is "profit". However, the gnomes are unable to explain what is to occur between the first and final steps, and "Phase 2" is accompanied by a large question mark on their corporate flow chart.^ He just asks an illogical and personal question about Mike.
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Especially in the context of politics and economics, "underpants gnomes" has been used by some commentators to characterize a conspicuous gap of logic or planning.[178][179]
.When Sophie Rutschmann of the University of Strasbourg discovered a mutated gene that causes an adult fruit fly to die within two days after if it is infected with certain bacteria, she named the gene "Kenny" in honor of the character.^ Well this is just the second day I can think of where he created two different names, snapped, and tearfully (I imagine) admitted to one of them.
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^ If someone goes through two names in one day does that count as snapping?
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Political

.While many conservatives have condemned the show for its vulgarity, a growing population of people who hold center-right political beliefs, including teenagers and young adults, have embraced the show for its tendency to mock liberal viewpoints and lampoon liberal celebrities and icons.^ As much as I love it, I can't help but feel like a complete crazy loser nerd when I describe the premise to people who are unfamiliar with the show.
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[181] Political commentator Andrew Sullivan dubbed the group South Park Republicans, or South Park conservatives.[12][36][182] Sullivan classified the group as "extremely skeptical of political correctness but also are socially liberal on many issues", though he says the phrase applied to them is meant to be more of a casual indication of beliefs than a strong partisan label.[12][36] Brian C. Anderson describes the group as "generally characterized by holding strong libertarian beliefs and rejecting more conservative social policy", and notes that although the show makes "wicked fun of conservatives", it is "at the forefront of a conservative revolt against liberal media".[181]
Parker and Stone downplay the show's alignment with any particular political affiliation, and deny having a political agenda when creating an episode.[32][182][183] .The two claim the show's higher ratio of instances lampooning liberal orthodoxies stems simply from their preference to make fun of liberals more than conservatives.^ How did you make it more than 5 minutes in before stopping it?
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^ I dunno, he managed to make that film hurt as much if not more than his others.
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^ It's going to take more than you to make her snap, RVR. You give yourself too much credit :) .
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[12][65] The duo explains that they perceive liberals as having both delusions of entitlement to remain free from satire, and a propensity to enforce political correctness while patronizing the citizens of middle America.[35][36] Parker and Stone are uncomfortable with the idea of themselves or South Park being applied with any kind of partisan classification,[32][182] and both reject the "South Park Republican" and "South Park conservative" labels as a serious notion, feeling that either tag implies that one only adheres to strictly conservative or libertarian viewpoints.[31][181] Canadian columnist Jaime J. Weinman observes that the most die-hard conservatives who identified themselves as South Park Republicans began turning away from the political movement when the show ridiculed Republicans in the season nine (2005) episode "Best Friends Forever".[5]

Film

.In 1999, less than two years after the series first aired, a feature-length film was released.^ Hatred of sexuality and the less than right-on nature of it at times is a feature of Anglophone feminism for the most part.
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The film, a musical comedy, was directed by Parker, who co-wrote the script with Stone and Pam Brady. The film was generally well-received by critics,[184] and earned a combined US$83.1 million at the domestic and foreign box office.[185] The film satirizes the controversy surrounding the show itself and gained a spot in the 2001 edition of Guinness World Records for "Most Swearing in an Animated Film".[186] The song "Blame Canada" from the film's soundtrack earned song co-writers Parker and Marc Shaiman an Academy Award nomination for Best Music, Original Song.[187]

Media and merchandise

Shorts

As a tribute to the Dead Parrot sketch, a short that features Cartman attempting to return a dead Kenny to a shop run by Kyle aired during a 1999 BBC television special commemorating the 30th anniversary of Monty Python's Flying Circus.[188] South Park parodied Scientology in a short that aired as part of the 2000 MTV Movie Awards. The short was entitled "The Gauntlet" and also poked fun at John Travolta, a Scientologist.[189][190] The four main characters were featured in the documentary film The Aristocrats, listening to Cartman tell his version of the film's titular joke.[191] Short clips of Cartman introducing the starting lineup for the University of Colorado football team were featured during ABC's coverage of the 2007 match up between the University of Colorado and the University of Nebraska.[192] In 2008, Parker, as Cartman, gave answers to a Proust Questionnaire conducted by Julie Rovner of NPR.[8]

Music

Chef Aid: The South Park Album, a compilation of original songs from the show, characters performing cover songs, and tracks performed by guest artists was released in 1998,[193][194] while Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics, a compilation of songs performed by the characters in the episode of the same name as well as other Christmas-themed songs was released in 1999,[195] as was the soundtrack to the feature film.[196] .The song "Chocolate Salty Balls" (performed by Hayes as Chef) was released as a single in the UK in 1998 to support the Chef Aid: The South Park Album and became a number one hit.^ See now, I had always thought that Paramount wanting the eventual double dip was the reason that South Park and Team America were released as bare bones DVD's.
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^ Also Mike is one of the few people(outside of South Park)that goes after everyone and cite quotes to prove this.
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Video games

Several video games based on the series have been released. .South Park, a first-person shooter, was released in 1998 by Acclaim for the PC, Nintendo 64, and PlayStation.^ See now, I had always thought that Paramount wanting the eventual double dip was the reason that South Park and Team America were released as bare bones DVD's.
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.This was followed in 1999 by South Park: Chef's Luv Shack, a party video game featuring quizzes and mini-games, on the Dreamcast, PlayStation, Nintendo 64, and PC. In 2000, South Park Rally, a racing game, was released on the Dreamcast, PlayStation, Nintendo 64, and PC.[198] Parker and Stone, who had little to do with the development of these games, publicly criticized Acclaim and the quality of each South Park game they produced.^ They have never done that joke on South Park.
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^ See now, I had always thought that Paramount wanting the eventual double dip was the reason that South Park and Team America were released as bare bones DVD's.
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^ A few folks did buy these products, said they loved them, and that is making me lean toward buying these same products and future riffs from these producers.
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[64] South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play!, a video game for the Xbox Live Arcade on the Xbox 360, was developed by Doublesix Games[199] and was released on October 7, 2009.[200]

Merchandising

Merchandising related to the show is an industry which generates several million dollars a year.[201] A South Park pinball machine was released in 1999 by Sega Pinball.[202] .The companies Fun 4 All, Mezco Toyz, and Mirage have all produced various South Park action figures, collectibles, and plush dolls.^ I'm still pissed that they put out South Park BLU and Team America with no commentary at all.
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[201] .In 1998, the top-selling specialty T-shirt in the United States was based on South Park, and US$30 million in T-shirt sales was reached during the show's first season.^ He showed us his sales receipt once.
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^ Quote from: AmandaGal on February 23, 2009, 06:12:34 PM He showed us his sales receipt once.
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^ Quote from: Courtney on May 05, 2009, 09:30:43 AM Batch, if you snap and leave again, give us a show this time.
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Spin-off

Comedy Central Netherlands will begin airing a live-action spin-off of the show called The Real South Park in April 2010. The show will feature a cast of Dutch children reprising the roles of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, with American actors providing English voice-overs.[203]

Notes

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  2. ^ Itzkoff, Dave (2010-03-10). "‘South Park’ at 200: Trey Parker and Matt Stone Apologize to No One". New York Times. http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/south-park-at-200-trey-parker-and-matt-stone-apologize-to-no-one/?scp=1&sq=south%20park&st=cse. Retrieved 2010-03-11. 
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  6. ^ "Stan Marsh". South Park Studios. http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/characters/3. Retrieved 2009-01-13. 
  7. ^ a b c d Jeffrey Ressner and James Collins (1998-03-23). "Gross And Grosser". Time. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,988028,00.html. Retrieved 2009-04-28. 
  8. ^ a b Rovner, Julie (2008-04-05). "Eric Cartman: America's Favorite Little $@#&*%". NPR. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89375695. Retrieved 2008-10-25. 
  9. ^ "FAQ: October 2008". southparkstudios.com. 2008-10-08. http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/faq/archives.php?month=10&year=2008. Retrieved 2008-10-19. 
  10. ^ "FAQ: January 2005". southparkstudios.com. 2005-01-11. http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/faq/archives.php?month=1&year=2005. Retrieved 2008-10-19. 
  11. ^ a b c Raphael, Rebecca (1998-05-22). "Who is Andrew Philip Kyle?". New Voices. http://www.jewishaz.com/jewishnews/980522/kyle.shtml. Retrieved 2009-02-04. 
  12. ^ a b c d e f William Cohen (2005-11-04). "Respect Its Authoritah!". The Cornell American. http://www.cornellamerican.com/article/109/print/. Retrieved 2009-05-05. 
  13. ^ a b Randy Fallows (January 2002). "The Theology of South Park". The Institute for the Study of American Popular Culture. http://www.americanpopularculture.com/archive/tv/theology_southpark.htm. Retrieved 2009-05-03. 
  14. ^ a b c d Fagin, Barry (May 2000). "Goin' Down to South Park: How kids can learn from 'vile trash'". www.reason.com. http://www.reason.com/news/show/27699.html. Retrieved 2009-05-22. 
  15. ^ "Show Disclaimer - South Park Studios". www.southparkstudios.com. http://www.southparkstudios.com/about/show_disclaimer.php. Retrieved 2009-05-22. 
  16. ^ Antonacci, Christopher (1997-12-12). "'South Park' stirs up controversy, laughs". www.collegian.psu.edu. http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/1997/12/12-12-97tdc/12-12-97d05-004.asp. Retrieved 2009-05-22. 
  17. ^ a b c d e Carter, Bill (1997-11-10). "Comedy Central makes the most of an irreverent, and profitable, new cartoon hit". The New York Times. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C0DE5D61239F933A25752C1A961958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=2. Retrieved 2009-05-05. 
  18. ^ a b c d Huff, Richard (1998-04-16). "'South Park's' still top dog on basic cable". www.nydailynews.com. http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/entertainment/1998/04/16/1998-04-16__south_park_s__still_top_dog.html. Retrieved 2009-05-22. 
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References

  • Arp, Robert (Editor); Broman, Per F.; Jacoby, Henry (2006). .South Park and Philosophy: You Know, I Learned Something Today.^ Assbuggers is hard because it realy is on you to learn how to deal with people because once you become obsessed with something there is nothing they can do to stop you.
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    ^ Plus you never know when you might have to go on a long trip to Italy with the leader of a shadowy organization, you have to have something to talk about.
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    Blackwell Publishing (The Blackwell Philosophy & Pop Culture Series). ISBN 978-1-4051-6160-2.
     
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  • Mansour, David (2005). From Abba to Zoom: A Pop Culture Encyclopedia of the Late 20th Century. Kansas City, Missouri: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC. ISBN 0740751182. OCLC 57316726. 
  • Weinstock, Jeffrey Andrew (Editor); Fallows, Randall (2008). Taking South Park Seriously. SUNY Press. ISBN 978-0791475669. 

Further reading

  • Anderson, Brian C. (2005). South Park Conservatives: The Revolt Against Liberal Media Bias. Regnery Publishing. ISBN 978-0895260192. 
  • Hanley, Richard (Editor) (2007). South Park and Philosophy: Bigger, Longer, and More Penetrating. Open Court. ISBN 978-0812696134. 

External links

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Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.South Park is an animated series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.^ Trey Parker and Matt Stone are co-creators and executive producers of the Emmy-nominated "South Park," with Anne Garefino also serving as executive producer.

^ A: Trey Parker Co-Creator of South Park says: "That rumor is all bullshit".
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^ The Passion of the Jew (2004) Based on the characters created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

.Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central since 1997, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Colorado.^ You can only do so much with 4 boys who live in a small Colorado town.
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^ Anyhoo South Park is an Emmy Award-winning, American animated television comedy series about four elementary school boys who live in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado.
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^ South Park lives above the middle ground.
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Contents

Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5
(1.01) Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (2.01) Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus (3.01) Rainforest Schmainforest (4.01) The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 (5.01) It Hits the Fan
(1.02) Weight Gain 4000 (2.02) Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut (3.02) Spontaneous Combustion (4.02) Cartman's Silly Hate Crime (5.02) Cripple Fight
(1.03) Volcano (2.03) Chickenlover (3.03) The Succubus (4.03) Timmy 2000 (5.03) Super Best Friends
(1.04) Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (2.04) Ike's Wee Wee (3.04) Tweek vs. Craig (4.04) Quintuplets 2000 (5.04) Scott Tenorman Must Die
(1.05) An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (2.05) Conjoined Fetus Lady (3.05) Jakovasaurs (4.05) Cartman Joins NAMBLA (5.05) Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
(1.06) Death (2.06) The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (3.06) Sexual Harassment Panda (4.06) Cherokee Hair Tampons (5.06) Cartmanland
(1.07) Pink Eye (2.07) City on the Edge of Forever (3.07) Cat Orgy (4.07) Chef Goes Nanners (5.07) Proper Condom Use
(1.08) Starvin' Marvin (2.08) Summer Sucks (3.08) Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (4.08) Something You Can Do With Your Finger (5.08) Towlie
(1.09) Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (2.09) Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (3.09) Jewbilee (4.09) Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (5.09) Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
(1.10) Damien (2.10) Chicken Pox (3.10) Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (4.10) Probably (5.10) How to Eat with Your Butt
(1.11) Tom's Rhinoplasty (2.11) Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (3.11) Chinpokomon (4.11) 4th Grade (5.11) The Entity
(1.12) Mecha-Streisand (2.12) Clubhouses (3.12) Hooked on Monkey Phonics (4.12) Trapper Keeper (5.12) Here Comes the Neighborhood
(1.13) Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut (2.13) Cow Days (3.13) Starvin' Marvin in Space .(4.13) Helen Keller!^ Season 4, Episode 13: Helen Keller!

^ Probably rapidshare 12 - 4th Grade rapidshare 13 - Trapper Keeper rapidshare 14 - Helen Keller!
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The Musical
(5.13) Kenny Dies
(2.14) Chef Aid (3.14) The Red Badge of Gayness (4.14) Pip (5.14) Butters' Very Own Episode
(2.15) Spookyfish (3.15) Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (4.15) Fat Camp
(2.16) Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! .(3.16) Are You There God?^ South Park - 316 - Are You There God It's Me Jesus.avi .
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^ Are You There God, It's Me Jesus - Cartman has a period and Jesus and Rod Stewart put together a concert in Las Vegas.
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^ Winter Wonderland will contain four episodes: A Very Crappy Christmas , Are You There God?
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It's Me, Jesus
(4.16) Wacky Molestation Adventure
(2.17) Gnomes (3.17) World Wide Recorder Concert (4.17) A Very Crappy Christmas
(2.18) Prehistoric Ice Man
Season 6 Season 7 Season 8 Season 9 Season 10
(6.01) Jared Has Aides (7.01) Cancelled (8.01) Good Times with Weapons (9.01) Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (10.01) The Return of Chef
(6.02) Asspen (7.02) Krazy Kripples (8.02) Up the Down Steroid (9.02) Die Hippie, Die (10.02) Smug Alert!
(6.03) Freak Strike (7.03) Toliet Paper (8.03) The Passion of the Jew (9.03) Wing (10.03) Cartoon Wars Part I
(6.04) The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer (7.04) I'm a Little Bit Country (8.04) You Got F'd in the A (9.04) Best Friends Forever (10.04) Cartoon Wars Part II
(6.05) Fun with Veal (7.05) Fat Butt and Pancake Head (8.05) AWESOM-O (9.05) The Losing Edge (10.05) A Million Little Fibers
(6.06) Professor Chaos (7.06) Lil' Crime Stoppers (8.06) The Jeffersons (9.06) The Death of Eric Cartman (10.06) ManBearPig
(6.07) Simpsons Already Did It (7.07) Red Man's Greed (8.07) Goobacks (9.07) Erection Day (10.07) Tsst
(6.08) Red Hot Catholic Love (7.08) South Park Is Gay! (8.08) Douche and Turd (9.08) Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (10.08) Make Love, Not Warcraft
(6.09) Free Hat (7.09) Christian Rock Hard (8.09) Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (9.09) Marjorine (10.09) Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
(6.10) Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (7.10) Grey Dawn (8.10) Pre-School (9.10) Follow that Egg! (10.10) Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
(6.11) Child Abduction Is Not Funny (7.11) Casa Bonita (8.11) Quest for Ratings (9.11) Ginger Kids (10.11) Hell on Earth 2006
(6.12) A Ladder to Heaven (7.12) All About the Mormons? (8.12) Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (9.12) Trapped in the Closet (10.12) Go God Go
(6.13) The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (7.13) Butt Out (8.13) Cartman's Incredible Gift (9.13) Free Willzyx (10.13) Go God Go XII
(6.14) The Death Camp of Tolerance (7.14) Raisins (8.14) Woodland Critter Christmas (9.14) Bloody Mary (10.14) Stanley's Cup
(6.15) The Biggest Douche in the Universe (7.15) It's Christmas in Canada
(6.16) My Future Self n' Me
(6.17) Red Sleigh Down
Season 11 Season 12 Season 13 Specials
(11.01) With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (12.01) Tonsil Trouble (13.01) The Ring
(11.02) Cartman Sucks (12.02) Britney's New Look (13.02) The Coon
(11.03) Lice Capades (12.03) Major Boobage (13.03) Margaritaville Movies
(11.04) The Snuke (12.04) Canada on Strike (13.04) Eat, Pray, Queef South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
(11.05) Fantastic Easter Special (12.05) Eek, A Penis! (13.05) Fishsticks Early Shorts
(11.06) D-Yikes! (12.06) Over Logging (13.06) Pinewood Derby The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)
(11.07) Night of the Living Homeless (12.07) Super Fun Time (13.07) Fatbeard The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa)
(11.08) Le Petit Tourette (12.08) The China Probrem (13.08) Dead Celebrities
(11.09) More Crap (12.09) Breast Cancer Show Ever (13.09) Butters' Bottom Bitch
(11.10) Imaginationland (12.10) Pandemic (13.10) W.T.F.
(11.11) Imaginationland Episode II (12.11) Pandemic 2: The Startling (13.11) Whale Whores
(11.12) Imaginationland Episode III (12.12) About Last Night... (13.12) The F Word
(11.13) Guitar Queer-o (12.13) Elementary School Musical (13.13) Dances With Smurfs
(11.14) The List (12.14) The Ungroundable (13.14) Pee

Early shorts/Pilot episodes

The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)

Stan?: Dude!
Kyle?: What?
.Stan?: Don't put the magic hat on the snowman.^ Don't put the magic hat on the snowman.
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^ My sister, in-in Minnesota, put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!
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^ Stan and Kyle are happily preparing a snowman, which now has twigs, buttons, a hat and scarf.
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Kyle?: Why?
.Stan?: 'Cause if you do, he's gonna come to life.^ If this goes on throughout your life It aint gonna be long before you say something back, thus you are labelled as having a short temper.

^ Stan : Yeah, dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
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^ Stan : But they're gonna say 'shit' and you're gonna miss it.
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Kyle?: Cool!
Stan?: No, it's not cool! .My sister, in-in Minnesota, put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!^ Don't put the magic hat on the snowman.
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^ Tweek : But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
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^ My sister, in-in Minnesota, put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle?: F*** him, let's do it anyway!^ Meanwhile, Kyle wants to become tall and black so he can play basketball, and tries to convince his parents to let him get a "negroplasty."
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^ KYLE'S MOTHER Yes, I will certainly let him know.
  • Casa Bonita Transcript at IMSDb. 5 October 2009 21:57 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Stan and Kyle fight to keep Kenny alive, and Cartman fights to let him die.
  • Watch South Park Online Free - Full Episodes, Latest Seasons, Stream Videos & Clips - Yidio 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.yidio.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Kyle?: Oh my God!^ "Oh my God, Mr. Kotter!
  • Cripple Fight! Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:15 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ CARTMAN Oh my God, dude!
  • The Jeffersons Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 12:49 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh my God, it's awful!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Frosty killed Kenny!^ Frosty killed Kenny!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stan?: Dude, I told you not to put that f***ing hat on Frosty's f***ing head, now, didn't I!
Kyle?: Well I'm sorry, Mr. Rocket-f***ing-scientist! What are we supposed to do now?!

.Kyle?: (After running from Frosty) Uh, you know something, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus.^ KYLE We already know what you did.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't know, you guys.
  • South Park - 3.03 - Chef's Mama 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.twiztv.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Because I--Because I think they are real.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan?: Oh, no s***, Sherlock!^ Stan : [disgusted] Oh, no, dude!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ STAN Oh no!
  • The Succubus Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Now what are we gonna do?

The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa)

.Kyle: Don't you oppress me, fat boy!^ KYLE'S FATHER You don't know?!
  • Sexual Harassment Panda Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 2:49 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't read too good, do you, boy.
  • DailyTech - Sea Ice Growing at Fastest Pace on Record 16 September 2009 13:21 UTC www.dailytech.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't get what you mean by that, Kyle.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: Don't call me fat, butt fucker!^ CARTMAN Don't call me fat!
  • Cat Orgy Transcript at IMSDb. 19 November 2009 17:31 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They don't ever conplain, they don't call me fat.
  • Simpsons Already Did It Transcript at IMSDb. 19 September 2009 5:36 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

^ South Park fans, picture Cartman's hand waving around after J-Lo jumps off the bridge in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head".
  • Remember The Milk - Forums / Ideas / Subtasks 12 September 2009 8:35 UTC www.rememberthemilk.com [Source type: General]

.Kyle: Then don't belittle my people, you fucking fat-ass!^ Kyle : That doesn't count, fat ass!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ KYLE Let's go get fat ass!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE'S FATHER You don't know?!
  • Sexual Harassment Panda Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 2:49 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: Goddammit, don't call me fat, you butt-f**ing son of a B*tch!!^ CARTMAN That's what it's called when you milk a dog: beating it off.
  • Proper Condom Use Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

^ DONT CALL ME A BITCH, YOUR A FUCKING GINGER MINGER AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS IN SOCIETY SO ZIP UP THAT FAT SHITTING GOB OF YOURS AND PISS OFF. .

^ For that matter, nearly every city, town, and village had at least one brewery, (someimes more) I don't know that they were what you'd call a micro-brewery, exactly...
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jesus: Behold my glory.^ BIG THING Behold my glory.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Stan: Holy s***, it's Jesus!^ Stan : Holy s***, it's Jesus!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: What are you doing in South Park, Jesus?^ MRS. CARTMAN How are you doing?
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Have you ever even SEEN South Park?
  • The Volokh Conspiracy - Did Comedy Central Censor South Park? 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC volokh.com [Source type: Original source]

^ STAN Cartman, what the hell are you doing?
  • Proper Condom Use Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

.Jesus: I come seeking retribution.^ Jesus : I come seeking retribution.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: [gasps] He's come to kill you 'cause you're Jewish, Kyle!^ STAN You're Chef's parents?
  • The Succubus Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Fuck you, Kyle, and fuck you, Stan!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ STAN You're leaving already?
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Kyle: Oh, f***! I'm sorry, Jesus! Don't kill me!
.Jesus: Nay, fear not.^ Jesus : Nay, fear not.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I love all my children.^ I love all my children.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ There's a new neighbor in South Park, Mr. Jefferson, and he loves children so much, he has all sorts of toys, rides, and food.
  • South Park 8×9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | Dude Videos! 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love you all, my fellow Gingers, I love every glowing ginger hair for you are my children!

Kyle: Whew.
.Jesus: Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.^ Tomorrow: my 40th birthday.

^ Jesus : Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : All right, all right, you can be Jesus, you tubby cry-baby!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: Your birthday is on Christmas?^ Stan : Your birthday is on Christmas?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

That sucks, dude!
.Jesus: I must find a place called the mall.^ Jesus : I must find a place called the mall.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: Well, we can take you to the mall, Jesus.^ Kyle : Well, we can take you to the mall, Jesus.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well, don't you worry, Kyle.
  • South Park Is Gay! Transcript at IMSDb. 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Well, you are taking Chef from us.
  • South Park - 3.03 - Chef's Mama 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.twiztv.com [Source type: Original source]

Stan: Yeah! It's over this way!
.Cartman: Goddammit, you stepped on my foot, you pig-f***er!^ CARTMAN Hey new kid, do you want an invitation to my birthday party?
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ IF YOU VISITORS CAN HEAR ME -- BRING ME BACK MY LITTLE BROTHER GOD DAMMIT! CARTMAN Ow!
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : [glares at Butters] Oh, goddammit, you better be kidding!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stan: Dude! .Don't say pig-f***er in front of Jesus!^ Don't say pig-f***er in front of Jesus!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Craig answers again] Oh, I guess you don't want to hear what he had to say about your guinea pig?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: Ah, f*** you!^ Cartman : Ah, gentlemen, thank you for coming.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Ah, f*** you!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : [meanwhile, in the background] Well, God is gonna heal those eyes and save you from the devil begone-ah!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Stan: Here we are Jesus, South Park mall.^ The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.
  • South Park 9×8: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow | Dude Videos! 16 September 2009 13:21 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Stan takes it upon himself to put together a team to get South Park's honor back in the world of competitive dancing.
  • South Park 8×9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | Dude Videos! 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women.
  • South Park 8×9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | Dude Videos! 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Who are you looking for?^ Who are you looking for?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Maybe it’s true when they say you are attracted to people who look like you… mmmm… I like to think I am better looking than that, but alas, perhaps it isn’t so.

^ But if you are one of these windows users who are looking for an All-in-One video converting tool with easy-to-use graphical interface, Any Video Converter Pro.
  • ShareFox.Info: October 2007 19 November 2009 18:018 UTC www.sharefox.info [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Jesus: HIM!!
Santa: Ho ho ho ho! We meet again Jesus!
.Jesus: You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time Kringle!^ Jesus hates you for Christmas, BTW. .
  • Breitbart.tv » Father of Worker Trampled to Death at Wal-Mart Makes Brief Statement 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC www.breitbart.tv [Source type: General]

^ Jesus : You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time Kringle!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ JESUS What the hell do you mean IF I win the fight?
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Santa: I bring happiness to Children all over the world!^ "Israel in general brings people from all over the world," she said.

^ In a dimension parallel to ours, monsters work for a power company, going through portals into our world to bring back the screams of children to power their world.
  • Clock2 Adds 5-9 (Drama-Back.) 25 September 2009 9:50 UTC www.users.muohio.edu [Source type: General]

^ (Ginger Children must be Killed) Fuck you Ginger kids i hope one day the world will be clean of all of you.

.Jesus: Christmas is for celebrating my birth!^ Jesus : Christmas is for celebrating my birth!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Santa: Christmas is for giving!^ Santa : Christmas is for giving!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jesus: I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy!^ Jesus : I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I will put an end to the war as your wish and make everything as it was before the war started.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Jesus : Boys, help me put an end to him once and for all.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Santa: This time we finish it!^ Santa : This time we finish it!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.There can be only one!^ And too bad there's only one group.
  • lumma.org - microwave! 5 October 2009 21:56 UTC lumma.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There can be only one!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ As to the public, there is only one reason: obtaining public disclosure of inventions that meet the requirements of patent law.
  • IPBiz: November 2008 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC ipbiz.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Stan: Dude this is pretty f***ed up over here.^ STAN Dude, shut up, Cartman!
  • Mecha Streisand Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 0:41 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ STAN Dude, this is pretty fucked up, right here.
  • Mecha Streisand Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 0:41 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Stan : Dude this is pretty f***ed up over here.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Jesus: Boys, help me put an end to him once and for all.^ Jesus : Boys, help me put an end to him once and for all.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So that I can put an end to him .
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jesus : I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Santa: No, boys, help me.^ Santa : No, boys, help me.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So that I can put an end to him.^ So that I can put an end to him .
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jesus : Boys, help me put an end to him once and for all.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Jesus: God is watching you boys.^ Jesus : God is watching you boys.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ JESUS Thank you, boys.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The bit he did see doesn't get a rave review: "If what you wanted to watch was Jesus getting beaten up for the last 12 hours, it was well done.

.You know who to help.^ Of course I know you couldn't help it."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You know who you are.

^ LEONARD MALTIN I know who you are.
  • Mecha Streisand Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 0:41 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

.Santa: Stan, remember the choo-choo when you were three?^ Santa : Stan, remember the choo-choo when you were three?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : (to Kyle after Cartman has jumped over three homeless people) Seriously, I don't know what you see in this Kyle.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jesus: I died for your sins, boys. Don't forget that.
.Stan: I don't know what to do, dude!^ KYLE I don't know, dude.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ STAN I don't know what to do, dude.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ STAN I don't know-uh.
  • The Succubus Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

.Who should we help?^ Who should we help?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: I say we help Santa Claus.^ Cartman : I say we help Santa Claus.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: Aw, you're just saying that because he brings you candy.^ Cartman : I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, is all.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Then I could understand what you're saying.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kyle : Then stop saying you're not just sure, you're HIV-positive!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cartman: Hey! .I don't need to take that kinda s*** from a Jew!^ Cartman : (as a dwarf warrior) Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a fricking girl!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "You don't need money--or else you have a wonderful nerve to take the Boyle house.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Mackey : I don't need to take your right-wing authoritative bullshit, m'kay?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street, people go "God Dammit, that is a big fat fuck!"^ Where're you going?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Kyle : I told you, Cartman.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN Here you go, Kyle.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Cartman: OH, Yeah?!^ Cartman: OH, Yeah?!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN Oh yeah.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ CARTMAN Oh yeah?!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Well, listen here!^ Capricorn on the radio around here, but pretty much everything else on the CD is glorious listening as well!

Kyle: SHUT UP!

.Kyle:We actually met, we actually spoke with, the Brian Boitano!^ Kyle :We actually met, we actually spoke with, the Brian Boitano!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Stan: Yeah, and you know, I think learned something today.^ Kyle : You know, I've learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know everyone,I learned something today.
  • South Park, Season Ten | Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ STAN We know what you are, lady!
  • The Succubus Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

.It doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu.^ It doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frankie: It won't matter if you're green or blue.

^ Or you're a person who doesn't like big people?
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Christmas, still, is about one very important thing--
.Cartman: Yeah, ham.^ Christmas, still, is about one very important thing-- Cartman : Yeah, ham.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: No, not ham, you fat fuck!^ Fuck you, Kyle, and fuck you, Stan!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : No, not ham, you fat fuck!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Then don't belittle my people, you fucking fat-ass!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: Fuck you!^ CARTMAN FUCK Cheese-os and FUCK you!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ CARTMAN You get me Cheesy Poofs with the delightful cheddar crunch, and I'll watch my fucking mouth!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ CARTMAN You bet your fucking ass it was!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.^ Stan : Christmas is about something much more important.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hey-Ho, I have more important things to worry about.

^ For more info about something, visit www.something.org.
  • lumma.org - microwave! 5 October 2009 21:56 UTC lumma.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Kyle: What?
Stan: Presents.
Kyle: Ah.
.Stan: Don't you see, Kyle?^ You don't need to see his screenplay!

^ Don't you see?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't see what you want to bother with them for."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

Kyle: Yeah.
Stan: Presents.
.Kyle: Hey man, if you're Jewish, you get presents for eight days!^ Kyle: You're Stan.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : You're Stan?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ KYLE Hey, you're right Wendy!
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

.Stan: Wow, really?!^ Stan : Wow, really?!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Count me in!
Cartman: Yeah, I'll be a Jew too!

Season 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (1.01)

.Chef: [gets out of his car] Hello there, children!^ Chef : [gets out of his car] Hello there, children!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CHEF gets out of the car and approaches the kids.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ WHITE CHEF Hello there, children.
  • The Succubus Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

.Boys: Hey, Chef!^ (Ike's Wee Wee) Chef: "Why hello there, children" The boys: "Hey Chef!"
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Boys : Hey, Chef!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef?^ STAN What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef?
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Stan : What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CHEF Gonna get those juices flowin' STAN Chef.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

.Chef: Well, today, it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green-bean casserole or Vegetable Medley.^ CHEF Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles and a choice of green bean casserole or vegetable medley.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Chef : Well, today, it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green-bean casserole or Vegetable Medley.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CHEF (Whispering) Well what the hell are you doing in school, eating Salisbury steak?!
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

.Cartman: Kick ass.^ Cartman : Tolerance kicks ass!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Go kick his ass, Stan!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN Kick ass!
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]


.Stan: Yeah, whatever, you fat bitch.^ STAN Yeah, whatever you fat bitch.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ STAN Yeah, fat boy saw it!
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ STAN Chef, you have to dump the bitch!
  • The Succubus Transcript at IMSDb. 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: Original source]

Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
.Stan: I said I have a bad itch.^ Stan : I said I have a bad itch.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ms. Crabtree: Oh.

Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! .I don't even know what to do!^ I don't even know what's real anymore!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't even know what to do!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't even know.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us!^ Stan : Now will you help us?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The man was drunk and dangerous; very well, let us make him more drunk and less dangerous.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

Ms. Crabtree: [shouts] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Stan: I said, "Rabbits eat lettuce."
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. .Well, yes, they certainly do.^ Well, yes, they certainly do.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well zeros pay no interest they accrete higher in price yes but pay interest no.

^ June 16th, 2005 149 yes i would also to say a massive ‘well done’ to simon for recognising gingers for what they really are.


Cartman: [singing] Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger.
.Stan: Shut up, fat ass!^ STAN Dude, shut up, Cartman!
  • Mecha Streisand Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 0:41 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Stan shuts up.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ CARTMAN (Singing) Stan wan-ts to ki-ss Wen-dy Testaburger STAN Shut up Fat Ass!
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

.I don't even like her!^ I don't even like her!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Commander Riker, Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Contagion” Your soul is like an appendix: I don’t even use it!
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't even know what blood smells like.
  • THE SUCCUBUS 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC zenvirus.com [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: I'm not fat, and you obviously like her, because you throw up every time she talks to you.^ Because you made it up.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ CARTMAN Shut up, you guys.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : I'm not fat, and you obviously like her, because you throw up every time she talks to you.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stan: I do not!

[after seeing a crop circle on the news that looks just like him]
.Cartman: Hey, that kind of looks like...Tom Selleck.^ [Kenny shoots Jenkins with an arrow; Kyle brings him down with a fireball; Cartman approaches) Cartman : Looks like you're about to get pwned.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Everywhere I go: 'Hey Cartman you must like Family Guy , right?'
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ South Park, "Christian Rock Hard" Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]


Kyle: Ike! Go home!
.Cartman: Yeah, get away from me, you freaking dildo!^ KYLE You threw it away, Cartman!
  • Mecha Streisand Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 0:41 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : Yeah, go home, you little dildo!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Yeah, get away from me, you freaking dildo!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kyle: Dude! .Don't call my brother a dildo!^ Don't call my brother a dildo.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Don't call my brother a dildo!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Dude, for the last time, don't call my brother a dildo!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stan: What's a dildo?

.Kyle: [speaking to aliens] V-visitors?^ Kyle : [speaking to aliens] V-visitors?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.This morning you took my brother, Ike.^ This morning you took my brother, Ike.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE Look, could you guys just get down to business so we can go find my little brother?
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Principal Skinner, "Brother's Little Helper" You took my breath away and now I want it back Ah, you should've killed me You always looked so good in black.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

.[sad, dramatice music begins playing] He's a little freckled kid that looks like a football.^ He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football...
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ He's a little freckled kid that looks like a football.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Leaving Satan all alone with sad music playing.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.At first, I was happy you took him away, but I've learned something today: That having a little brother is a pretty special thing.^ You know everyone,I learned something today.
  • South Park, Season Ten | Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But I've learned something today; that having a little brother is a pretty special thing.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ CARTMAN Yes, and I've learned something too.
  • Mecha Streisand Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 0:41 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

Aw, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever you have to give my brother back to me...[starts silently crying]...it sure would make my life brighter again. [turns back to aliens]
.Stan: That was beautiful, dude.^ STAN That was beautiful, dude.
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ Stan : That was beautiful, dude.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: Did it work?^ Kyle : Did it work?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ KYLE (still looking down) Did it work?
  • Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb. 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

Stan: No. .They're leaving.^ They're leaving.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: Hey, you scrawny-ass shit!^ Kyle : Hey, what are you doing?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Hey, what are you guys doing?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Hey, you scrawny-ass shit!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.What the fuck is wrong with you, hmm?!^ What the fuck is wrong with you, hmm?!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So fuck what you other wrong colored freaks, with your lame ass satire, think about us..

.You must be some kind of fuckin' asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!^ The play we saw the slots Naturally some you excel in most aspects of poker, but you completely ignore game selection, roulette slots you can create.
  • Puke Planet » San Francisco Protesters Stage a ‘Vomit In’ 12 September 2009 8:35 UTC www.pukeplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Phentermine Drug The play we saw the slots Naturally some you excel in most aspects of poker, but you completely ignore game selection, baccarat slots about?
  • Puke Planet » San Francisco Protesters Stage a ‘Vomit In’ 12 September 2009 8:35 UTC www.pukeplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Conventional wisdom fioricet The play we saw the slots Naturally some you excel in most aspects of poker, but you completely ignore game … .
  • Puke Planet » San Francisco Protesters Stage a ‘Vomit In’ 12 September 2009 8:35 UTC www.pukeplanet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Stan: Whoa, dude!^ Stan : Whoa, dude!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan: 'Whoa dude!

.Kyle: You know what you fuckers like?!^ You know, like, in Spartacus.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know, like Lauren Hill.
  • South Park - 3.11 - Chinpokon Mon 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.twiztv.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you like "B" movies and sports you know the above quote from the movie Slap Shot and know about the donnybrook last night in Buffalo.

You like to !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$%!
.Stan: Hey Wendy, what's a "!@#$%?"^ Stan : Hey, Wendy!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wendy : (hopefully) Hey, Stan.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Hey Wendy, what's a "!@#$%?"
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Weight Gain 4000 (1.2)

.Cartman: Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof!^ Cartman : Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN Thank you for your help.
  • Mecha Streisand Transcript at IMSDb. 17 September 2009 0:41 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: General]

^ "But you shall not imperil your lives for me.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

Beefcake! Beefcake!

.Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?^ From what I'm told, the loudspeakers broke down during the playing of the Marseillaise (Why did they put Mudge in charge of those speakers anyway...?

^ SparkleMotion 12-30-2005, 10:10 AM Cartman proved that Jews carry both a bag of gold AND a decoy bag of gold around their necks at all times...!
  • South Park episode pulled after complaints [Text View] - TiVo Community 11 September 2009 10:53 UTC www.tivocommunity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Something I’ve wondered all my life - do teachers get paid for those three months they are off?
  • Hot Air » Blog Archive » Zero-tolerance stupidity: 6-year-old labeled a “sexual harasser” Update: Sexual Harassment Panda 15 September 2009 2:49 UTC hotair.com [Source type: Original source]


.Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass that when you walk down the street, people go "Goddammit, that's a big fat ass!"^ Where're you going?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Kyle : I told you, Cartman.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN Here you go, Kyle.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling!^ D No, I don't think you could.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ CARTMAN No you guys...
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : No they don't, you jealous weakling!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass!^ Man : God damn, that's a big fat ass!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ STAN Yeah, if MY mom could cook like Cartman's mom, I'd be a big fat ass too.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Fat Man and Little Boy - Bart becomes a big T-shirt maker.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]


.Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?^ Kyle : Dolphins don't live in igloos!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure.
  • South Park Season 13 (Spoilers) - Television 20 September 2009 12:49 UTC forums.whirlpool.net.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Kyle: Dolphins don't live in igloos!^ Kyle: 'Wookiees don't live on Endor!'

.Those are Eskimos, idiot!^ Those are Eskimos, idiot!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? .It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap anyway!^ It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap anyway!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I think the tree hugging hippie in question commited suicide.
  • I Got Hos In Different Area Codes :: Natty Sci 20 September 2009 11:15 UTC vzw222.maximumasp.com [Source type: General]

^ Chatboy91 May 21, 2009 at 2:48 AM Meh, can't say I'm too worried, Google is all a bunch of tech Hippies anyways.
  • Break Google’s Monopoly On Your Data: Switch To Yahoo Search | Lifehacker Australia 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC www.lifehacker.com.au [Source type: General]


.Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.^ Stan : Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise!^ Cartman : Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Stan: Cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart!^ Kyle doesn't know what's going on half the time (stardom and all) Stan was last seen wake-boarding in Hawaii so we don't think he watches the show.
  • South Park Studios FAQ 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.spscriptorium.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ One by one, The Mole, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman pop out of the ground, and run for a nearby building.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Cartman: Yeah, I do! .Pop-Tarts are frosted!^ Pop-Tarts are frosted!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Volcano (1.3)

.Ned: I don't think kids drink beer.^ His wife's had a kid to prove it.;) Originally posted by mahalan I don't think we'd argue about whether or not his wife has ever had sex.
  • Do not mess with sex toys in Texas [Archive] - Xbox 360 & Xbox Forums 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC forum.teamxbox.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Dave Chappelle, the Samuel Jackson beer “slogan,” I guess The whole reason we have elected officials is so we don’t have to think all the time.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ "I don't think I want you hanging around Al Gore anymore, kids."
  • South Park, Season Ten | Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Uncle Jimbo: Look out, kid!^ Uncle Jimbo : Look out, kid!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The kids all decide to spend Christmas with Cartman's family when a family friend--Charles Manson--decides to break out of prison with Cartman's uncle in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
  • SitcomsOnline.com News Blog: November 2007 15 September 2009 2:25 UTC www.sitcomsonline.com [Source type: General]

That's dangerous! .You're gonna spill your beer!^ You're on your way, son.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 25 September 2009 9:50 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: General]

^ You're not supposed to TELL people what to get you for your birthday!
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you're going to sit on your laurels and believe Howard the Duck is going to be your crowning achievement, then don't be unhappy when things don't seem to be going anywhere after awhile.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Stan: Uncle Jimbo says that after this he's taking me to Africa.^ Stan : Uncle Jimbo says that after this he's taking me to Africa.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Class : [silence] Mrs. Garrison : I want you all to take a good look at Stan's dad, and say: "Is that who I wanna be in 30 years?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ KYLE Yeah, so what if you say uncle raper or dicksucker or, or- KYLE'S MOTHER Shiteater- STAN'S MOTHER -Or monkey fucker- They all laugh merrily at their naughtiness.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Cartman: My mom says there are lots of black people in Africa.^ Cartman : My mom says there are lots of black people in China.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : My mom says there are lots of black people in Africa.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I can understand why the rappers are the only black people in it-- because if there weren't, you know somebody was gonna get bodied (and no, not Beyoncce-style!
  • THROWBACK THURSDAYS: M.O.P. F/ BUSTA RHYMES, REMY MA, TEFLON | TALKIN' VIDEOS | SOHH BLOG 19 November 2009 17:31 UTC blogs.sohh.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
.Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is gonna be a tree-hugger!^ Uncle Jimbo : No nephew of mine is gonna be a tree-hugger!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cartman: Yeah, hippie! .Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything!^ Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid Wookiee?'

^ I don't see what you want to bother with them for."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You can own anything you want..
  • Do not mess with sex toys in Texas [Archive] - Xbox 360 & Xbox Forums 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC forum.teamxbox.com [Source type: Original source]

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride [1.4]

Mr. Garrison: Gay people? .Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.^ "Gay people, well, gay people are evil, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.
  • South Park, Season Ten | Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Seriously, don't you ever get tired of the whole "neo-cons have texas crude and blood of innocents pumping through their blackened hearts" schtick?
  • The Volokh Conspiracy - Did Comedy Central Censor South Park? 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC volokh.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Parker and Stone banked on the fact that people would rather watch a fat elementary school boy fart his kitty on fire with a flaming anal discharge than wade through clever subtext on abortion and gay marriage rights.
  • South Park, Season Ten | Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Do you understand?

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig [1.5]

Mrs. Crabtree: Wait a minute! What's that thing?! [referring to the elephant]
.Kyle: The new retarded kid.^ KYLE (Pointing) The new kid.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Kyle : The new retarded kid.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ KYLE You can't sit with us new kid!
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mrs. Crabtree: Oh. .I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on.^ Lastly, if you want to use this type of portfolio fine but I would still advise a little bit of follow up time.

^ See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else the Disney Company looks bad, ha-ha.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You have to take the Special Ed bus.^ You have to take the Special Ed bus.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ed, Edd, & Eddy's Boo-Haw-Haw - Most days I can take or leave Ed, Edd, & Eddy but their Halloween special is fan-frickin-tastic.
  • Jeffs Gameblog: October 2007 16 September 2009 11:39 UTC jrients.blogspot.com [Source type: General]


.Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass.^ And one for the road: "I would never let a woman kick MY ass.
  • South Park, Season Ten | Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My mother would never speak to me again.
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ CARTMAN I shoved it up my ass!
  • Damien Transcript at IMSDb. 20 September 2009 11:29 UTC www.imsdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.If she tried something, I'd be like "Hey, get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"^ You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'"
  • South Park, Season Ten | Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ KYLE Hey, Cartman, did they put that V-chip in your head or your ass?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]


.Kyle: Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley.^ A few episodes use an entirely different style of animation, for example, portions of "Good Times with Weapons" was done in anime style, while "Make Love, Not Warcraft" was done partly in machinima.
  • 227's YouTube "Chili!"-South Park! 25 September 2009 3:54 UTC www.hoops227.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ June 10th, 2005 132 Katie, I’m not sure that you’ve made a strong argument against what Kyle has said here.

^ KYLE In movies we can pretend That love is real and good always wins- STAN We can even make believe marriages last!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her "Shelley, you're my sister and I love you."^ S&M kick I'm seriously telling you - you're making up my unpleasantness.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cartman: 'You're just jealous.

^ Can you, or is that just more of your bullpoop?
  • Do not mess with sex toys in Texas [Archive] - Xbox 360 & Xbox Forums 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC forum.teamxbox.com [Source type: Original source]

.Kenny: And I want to see you handling your breasts.^ I just wanted to see the look on your face when we told you.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Any wish you want is yours.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't see what you want to bother with them for."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: Sick, dude, she's my sister!^ STAN She's not my girlfriend, dude!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]


.Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like "Hey!^ Cartman : Tolerance kicks ass!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : I would never let a woman kick my ass.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Go kick his ass, Stan!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?"^ Is that going to fire you up even more?

^ Go ahead and make some crazy stuff up.
  • Jeffs Gameblog: October 2007 16 September 2009 11:39 UTC jrients.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad ?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?^ Only Cartman knows what the hell he's talking about!!
  • South Park Studios FAQ 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.spscriptorium.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Stan : Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, is all.^ Cartman : I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, is all.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Then I could understand what you're saying.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cartman: 'You're just jealous.


.News broadcaster: It appears that the horrible, destructive creature is actually 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park.^ That might seem lame on other shows, but on "South Park"--a show where 8-year-olds send a talking killer whale to the moon through the Mexican Space Agency for $200,--somehow it’s totally fitting.
  • DVDpedia | Library 25 September 2009 3:54 UTC dvd.bogolode.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Video/C 4657 South Park animated television series featuring four foul-mouthed 3rd graders, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.

^ March 15, 2004 - At Broadcasting & Cable, Restraining Order reveals how South Park will be cleaned up for broadcast TV next year.

.When asked why he was wreaking such havoc on his hometown, the little boy replied, "Me Stan, bachump, ba-chewy-chump, ba-chewy-chump."^ When asked why he was wreaking such havoc on his hometown, the little boy replied, "Me Stan, bachump, ba-chewy-chump, ba-chewy-chump."
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Will history be asking why no Von Stauffenbergs had shown up even by now, to challenge this regime after such a string of blatant violations?
  • The Oil Drum | DrumBeat: February 8, 2008 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC www.theoildrum.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Starvin' Marvin - The boys get Starvin' Marvin instead of a sports watch, Cartman finds himself in Ethiopia, and mutant turkeys wreak havoc.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]

.Back to you in the studio.^ In February 2009 the first of several new recordings, "Hooked On You" was circulated on the internet which confirmed rumours that Lopez was back in the studio recording a brand new album.

Death [1.6]

.Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Grampa?^ Randy : How does it feel to be 102, Grampa?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What does that tell you about how the public feels towards Labour?
  • politicalbetting.com » Blog Archive » Will punters believe in a Tory majority after Thursday? 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC politicalbetting.com [Source type: General]

^ How long does it take to feel comfortable here anyway??
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Grampa: Kill me!

Mrs. Cartman: Eric, I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. .She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty-mouth.^ She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty-mouth.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know they make bank, because it cost about $5.35 cents to make an episode of this show.

^ Well said SJP, if you aren't haveing fun making your iRiffs then you're doing something very very wrong.
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.Cartman: That's a load of crap.^ Cartman : That's a load of crap.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!

.Cartman: I would never kill somebody.^ Cartman : I would never kill somebody.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : I would never let a woman kick my ass.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Unless they pissed me off.^ Unless they pissed me off.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They all piss me off.

^ If these people are so against us then why don’t they just piss off back to where they came from.


.Stan: Jesus, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to?^ Stan: You did, Jesus.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Randy : Stan, are you okay?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Jesus, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like assisted suicide?^ They're like celebrities.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ They're Dropping Like Flies!
  • My Video Tape/VHS/DVD Collection Part 6 16 September 2009 13:21 UTC mvdatabase.tripod.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Come on, man, do you know what it's like?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[pause]
.Jesus: My son, I wouldn't touch that with a sixty-foot pole.^ Jesus : My son, I wouldn't touch that with a sixty-foot pole.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jesus : My son, there is no time, DO IT! Kyle : ...Eric Cartman can never know about this.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: (hangs up) Goddammit!^ Stan : (hangs up) Goddammit!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Jesus: I heard that!

.Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you loud static.^ Announcer : We interrupt this program to bring you loud static.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Protester: Look, it's the president of the network!^ Network President : Look, I'm not gonna risk the lives of the people at this network.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Protester : Look, it's the president of the network!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.President: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Horsoff.^ President : Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ President : Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Horsoff.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ PRESIDENT CLINTON Ladies and gentlemen...
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.I have prepared a speech on behalf of the network.^ I have prepared a speech on behalf of the network.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

"Fuck you!"
[pause]
.President: Thank you ladies and gentlemen.^ PRESIDENT CLINTON Ladies and gentlemen...
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen!
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ President : Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.^ If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well as some of you may know, there could be a Hollywood Writer's Strike starting this Monday.
  • SitcomsOnline.com News Blog: November 2007 15 September 2009 2:25 UTC www.sitcomsonline.com [Source type: General]

^ As per the question of whether RPX can control itself internally, I see from looking at Wall Street that companies do not and can not control themselves when there is opportunity to get away with an abuse.
  • IPBiz: November 2008 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC ipbiz.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky!^ Enya-style music : Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ BBC review program takes a look at Doctor Who's most memorable monsters ; music only option ; production note option ; photo gallery.

^ "Take me to Mrs. Keith," asked Mrs. Morrell, taking the card again, "She looks charming to-night; that simple style just suits her wide-eyed innocence."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

Come and fly, take a ride--
.Stan: This music is terrible!^ Come and fly, take a ride-- Stan : This music is terrible!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time!^ It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Grampa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!^ Come on, man, do you know what it's like?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know, like, in Spartacus.
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^ Grampa : Now you know what's it's like to be old!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Pink Eye [1.7]

.Coroner: You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child.^ You think Kyle is a child prodigy.

^ What makes you think that either will happen?
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Coroner : You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Coroner #2 puts Worcestershire sauce on a hot dog]
.Coroner #1: Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything?^ [Coroner #2 puts Worcestershire sauce on a hot dog] Coroner #1 : Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You should put up your own booth like good ol' days and sell memorabilia like hotcakes if you can sacrifice some vintage stuff.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 25 September 2009 9:50 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: General]

^ You can put the hard stuff anywhere you want in the process, but personally I'd have the AI do it.
  • lumma.org - microwave! 5 October 2009 21:56 UTC lumma.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Coroner #2: I don't know, it just--it just makes everything taste so English.^ Coroner #2 : I don't know, it just--it just makes everything taste so English.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We just don't know it yet.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I just don’t know.


.Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?^ Kyle : Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume.^ Cartman : It's an Adolf Hitler costume.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : [daydreaming while watching a video, imagining himself to be Adolf Hitler] You gotta respect my authora-tah!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

.Cartman: What are you supposed to be, Stan, Howdy Doody?^ Stan : Cartman, you butt pipe!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : What are you supposed to be, Stan, Howdy Doody?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Stan, what the hell are you doing?!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stan: No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fatass!
.Cartman: Oh, heh, wow, you you look pretty cool.^ BEBE Wow, Cartman's cool!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : Oh, heh, wow, you you look pretty cool.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Heh-heh, you suck, Kenny.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(he laughs along with Kyle)
Kyle: Sissy.
.Stan: I'll kick your ass, Kyle!^ If you got a kick out of Death to the Extremist you'll probably find these worth your while.

^ It's when someone licks your ass for- KYLE'S MOTHER I know what it is!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE Hey, Cartman, did they put that V-chip in your head or your ass?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Cartman: Oh, look out!^ Cartman : Oh, look out!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Scott : [looks at Cartman for a while, realizing what's just happened] Oh my God!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN Oh man, I'm gonna need a cherry pie to get the taste of ass out of my mouth from that piece of shit movie.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Holly Hobbie's all pissed off!^ Holly Hobbie's all pissed off!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ They all piss me off.

^ He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Cartman: Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!^ Cartman : Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : (After Kenny blows up the future-telling device) Damn Ken!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brawl in the Family - Acid rain falls on Springfield; the family fights over Monopoly; and Homer and Ned's second wives turn up.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]


.Cartman: I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.^ Cartman : I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ One suggestion for all these sanctamonious pricks running around claiming conspiracy and complaining about disaster relief: Shut the FUCK up and DO something!
  • I Got Hos In Different Area Codes :: Natty Sci 20 September 2009 11:15 UTC vzw222.maximumasp.com [Source type: General]

^ SparkleMotion 12-30-2005, 10:10 AM Cartman proved that Jews carry both a bag of gold AND a decoy bag of gold around their necks at all times...!
  • South Park episode pulled after complaints [Text View] - TiVo Community 11 September 2009 10:53 UTC www.tivocommunity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.^ Stan : Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I just like to tap on the stalls and push my hands underneath the partition when I'm in a public bathroom to pass the time," explanation isn't going too well.

^ Stan : If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fatass too!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Cartman: Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, otherwise Kenny's dad would be a millionaire.^ Cartman : Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, otherwise Kenny's dad would be a millionaire.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kenny : [oblivious to Cartman's statement] Cartman : I said it's too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad ?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kenny: [oblivious to Cartman's statement]
.Cartman: I said it's too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!^ Kenny : [oblivious to Cartman's statement] Cartman : I said it's too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, otherwise Kenny's dad would be a millionaire.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ All I said was it isn't a bad movie.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Kenny: [oblivious]
.Cartman: [exasperated] Y-your family is poor, Kenny!^ Cartman : Kenny, you're gonna let a girl put her mouth on your wiener?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Just look at Kenny's family, they're perfectly happy being poor and they're on welfare.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This video was later featured in an episode of South Park in which Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Mr Hanky and his family "save" Christmas.

.Your family's poor!^ Your family's poor !
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Well I'm gonna kick you in the nuts" "God dammit, your family's poor, Kenny!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kenny : [oblivious] Cartman : [exasperated] Y-your family is poor, Kenny!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Officer Barbrady: You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on.^ Cartman : Y-you're serious here.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ No help here but Thank You!!
  • Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Balloon Juice Dictionary 12 October 2009 11:36 UTC www.balloon-juice.com [Source type: General]

^ No wonder you are so sensitive.

Chef: Actually—-
.Mayor: Well I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia.^ Chef : Actually—- Mayor : Well I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well, clearly you haven't read the statue correctly, or you would have noticed that it regards the SALES AND PROMOTION of said devices, and has NOTHING to do with private possession.
  • Do not mess with sex toys in Texas [Archive] - Xbox 360 & Xbox Forums 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC forum.teamxbox.com [Source type: Original source]

^ My feelings are if you live your life the way you are happy living it, then you should have absolutely nothing to be worries, ashamed, or frightened of.
  • Break Google’s Monopoly On Your Data: Switch To Yahoo Search | Lifehacker Australia 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC www.lifehacker.com.au [Source type: General]

Officer Barbrady: Not a thingy-dingy.

.Cartman: Go back to Endor, you stupid Wookiee!^ Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid Wookiee?'

^ Or Did He :scared: If you go back about 80 pages you will have your answer.
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^ I am going to end you… every last one of you” I had come to my senses and in a swift and sharp movement I drew the katana from the scabbard, which had been attached to my back.

.Kyle: Wookiees don't live on Endor.^ Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid Wookiee?'

^ Kyle: 'Wookiees don't live on Endor!'

^ Cartman: (In a mocking voice) 'Wookiees don't live on Endor.'


.Cartman: [daydreaming while watching a video, imagining himself to be Adolf Hitler] You gotta respect my authora-tah!^ Cartman : [daydreaming while watching a video, imagining himself to be Adolf Hitler] You gotta respect my authora-tah!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Perhaps you should watch the video.
  • Abortion divides us, again - Oregonlive.com 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC www.oregonlive.com [Source type: General]


.Chef: [talking to Cartman who's dressed like a KKKlansman] Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.^ You see, I knew you were once again talking out your ass.
  • Do not mess with sex toys in Texas [Archive] - Xbox 360 & Xbox Forums 17 September 2009 16:30 UTC forum.teamxbox.com [Source type: Original source]

^ What's important is that you have a good time singing it.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ See you next time.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]


.Chef: [imitating Michael Jackson's Thriller video clip] I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead.^ KYLE In movies we can pretend That love is real and good always wins- STAN We can even make believe marriages last!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Video/C 2044 Electronic Bodies This experimental film is a virtual tour through Graceland, Michael Jackson's Neverland and Disneyland.
  • Popular Culture: Videotapes in the Media Resources Center UC Berkeley 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

^ Episodes have parodied Michael Jackson ("The Jeffersons"), Paris Hilton ("Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"), and The Passion of the Christ ("The Passion of the Jew").
  • 227's YouTube "Chili!"-South Park! 25 September 2009 3:54 UTC www.hoops227.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!^ My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Make love, don't you be afraid!^ When will you and Thorns make love?
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Make love, don't you be afraid!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The essays on it are incredibly amusing to read, if you like reading funny things online that don't necessarily make a lot of sense.

.Just because my heart ain't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!^ "You just won't let up, will you?
  • THE SUCCUBUS 15 September 2009 4:04 UTC zenvirus.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Just because my heart ain't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Doesn't mean we won't mess up again..
  • The Oil Drum | DrumBeat: February 8, 2008 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC www.theoildrum.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Damien [1.8]

.Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fatass too!^ Stan : If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fatass too!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : I went home to alter the picture of me with Butters' penis in my mouth to look like Kyle, but it was gone !
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cartman: That's right!
[Cartman realizes he's been insulted]
Cartman: AY!

.Cartman: Oh, really?^ Scott : [looks at Cartman for a while, realizing what's just happened] Oh my God!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Oh, wow, really?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Oh, really?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation?^ Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Oh, yeah, now I remember!^ Oh, yeah, now I remember!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I shoved it up my ass!^ Though not my scene, there are countless gay men out there who stick the most amazing things up their asses.

.Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoops, shoved it up my ass, pop, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my party.^ You've ruined my chances of seeing Dr Who on TV forever!
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ VERY influential especially when it comes to american pop culture and all of our (i grew up in u.s.
  • Perez Hilton: Russians Against South Park 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ MacDonald: [puts a large pile of documents, file folders, etc., on desk—Hasselhoff is stunned] Now, don’t you think it would just be common courtesy to help that guy out, you know, and not—not ruin his life?
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

Pip: Ohh.

Damien: Everybody hates me.
Mr. Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the Devil.
Mr. Mackey: Mm'kay, that's a good start. Why else?
.Damien: Because I burn and kill them?^ Damien : Because I burn and kill them?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Damien: The new reign of my father!^ Damien : The new reign of my father!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Garrison: Who's your father?
.Damien: The Prince of Darkness!^ Damien : The Prince of Darkness!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Garrison: Wow, we have royalty in our class!

.Cartman: Ants in the Pants?^ Cartman : Ants in the Pants?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ants in the Pants?!
.Kyle: It's a game, dude.^ Kyle : It's a game, dude.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's really fun.
.Cartman: You son-of-a-bitch! [jumps on Kyle, hysterical] You were supposed to get me the red Mega Man!^ Kyle : I told you, not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle, hysterical] You were supposed to get me the red Mega Man!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Now I can't make Ultra-Mega Mega Man, you dirty, cheap-ass piece of crap!
.Kyle: They were all out of them, dude!^ KYLE Dude, they cut out 92 minutes!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE No, dude, all you have to do is hit the keys really fast and say a bunch of stupid shit and it works.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ The Arby's here did have Gyros for a while, and I was all excited until I found out they don't use lamb meat in them.
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.Cartman: I hate you!^ Cartman : I hate you!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ December 6, 2004 - Fun fact: If you're a woman over 30, you probably hate Eric Cartman's rendition of "O Holy Night."

^ Cartman - I Hate you guys (0:11) 926.
  • Winamp Generated PlayList 15 September 2009 2:21 UTC www.alcatrash.org [Source type: General]

.I want you to die!^ I want you to die!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I mean, I know I wanted all Ginger’s to die, but at least put up a fight… where have you all gone?

^ I like his, "Oh, I thought you guys realized I was joking when I said I wanted him to die a horrible death.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

DIE!!
.Kyle: [at the same time as Cartman] Aaaaaaaah!!^ Cartman : Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of year, I still wouldn't help you.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : So am I, Kyle--with that sand in your vagina, you're a ticking time bomb.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : [at the same time as Cartman] Aaaaaaaah!!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Mr. Garrison: And where are you from, Damien?
.Damien: The seventh level of hell!^ Damien : The seventh level of hell!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Garrison: Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama.

.Pip: Hello there.^ Pip : Hello there.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm Phillip, but evryone calls me Pip, because they hate me.^ I'm Phillip, but evryone calls me Pip, because they hate me.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ A: The kids call her a "hermafilite" because they're kids and they don't know what a hermaphrodite is so they mis pronounced it.
  • South Park Studios FAQ 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.spscriptorium.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I hate the commentary minis because they never talk about what happens at the end of the episode.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Damien: I shall call you Pip then.
Pip: Right-o.

Starvin' Marvin [1.9]

.Cartman: No, Starvin' Marvin, that's my pot pie!^ Cartman : No, Starvin' Marvin, that's my pot pie!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "No kitty this is my pot pie!
  • South Park Season 13 (Spoilers) - Television 20 September 2009 12:49 UTC forums.whirlpool.net.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Starvin' Marvin - The boys get Starvin' Marvin instead of a sports watch, Cartman finds himself in Ethiopia, and mutant turkeys wreak havoc.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]

.Stan: Cartman, you butt pipe!^ Stan : Cartman, you butt pipe!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Stan, what the hell are you doing?!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Cartman, you stupid asshole.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.This is the time of year you're supposed to share!^ No matter how hardened a criminal or killer, whether you're in for a few years or in for life, you have a role to play.

^ RVR, you're not supposed to help people make you snap!
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^ Year of Hell - TheVoyager crew must deal with the captain of a time ship who is bent on re-writing history for personal gain.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]

.Cartman: Oh yeah!^ Cartman : Oh yeah?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Oh yeah!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Oh yeah, well you're a towel!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Are you gonna eat all of your peach cobbler, Starvin' Marvin?^ Are you gonna eat all of your peach cobbler, Starvin' Marvin?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I made you eat your parents!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You are all ants and I am your destroyer!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Aw, you don't want all that, why don't you share it with me, neh?^ Then I've got you all right where I want you.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don’t want you to get rusty.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Why must you all stereotype me?
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Neh, neh, neh?

Cartman: Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Eric, they just do.
[Kyle sniffs Kenny in disgust]

.Stan: You know, I think I've learned something today.^ Kyle : You know, I've learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : You know, I think I've learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Yeah, and you know, I think learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's really easy not to think of images on TV as real people, but they are.^ Kyle : Because I--Because I think they are real.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's really easy not to think of images on TV as real people, but they are.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Maybe it’s true when they say you are attracted to people who look like you… mmmm… I like to think I am better looking than that, but alas, perhaps it isn’t so.

That's why it's easy to ignore those commercials but people on TV are as real as you or I.
.Kyle: That means that MacGyver is a real person, too!^ That's why it's easy to ignore those commercials but people on TV are as real as you or I. Kyle : That means that MacGyver is a real person, too!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo [1.10]

Mr. Hankey: How-dy-ho!

Mr. Garrison: The new law states, can't sing any songs having to Jesus or Santa Claus.
.Cartman: [blaming Kyle] Thanks to Kyle's mother.^ Cartman : [blaming Kyle] Thanks to Kyle's mother.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But then the door opens and in walks Stan's mother, Kyle's mother, Cartman's mother and Kenny's mother.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : Eric, I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!^ Cartman : Oh, shut up, Kyle!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Shut up, Cartman!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Shut up.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Garrison: So anybody knows any non-Santa or non-Jesus, Christmas song.
[Cartman raises his hand]
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
.Cartman: How about to sing, Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in D minor.^ How about also the Stupid Party?
  • Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Balloon Juice Dictionary 12 October 2009 11:36 UTC www.balloon-juice.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : What a stupid bitch.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : I told you, not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: I told you, not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman.^ KYLE You're late, Cartman!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ CARTMAN God Damn it your mom is a bitch, Kyle.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE'S MOM Gentlemen, do you have any last words?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Tom's Rhinoplasty [1.11]

Mr. Garrison: I feel kinda nauseous.
.Tom: Yes, that's to be expected.^ Tom : Yes, that's to be expected.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart.^ We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In the threads I've seen him in, he always seems to snap, go away, then come back and lay low for a while before snapping all over again.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I hope they parody Bale's outburst on the Terminator movie set and not just playback the audio like some other cartoon did.
  • South Park Season 13 (Spoilers) - Television 20 September 2009 12:49 UTC forums.whirlpool.net.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[makes disgusting noises of bone and blood]
Mr. Garrison: Arrgh!
.Tom: By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact?^ "Did you ever see so many stars?"
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Hey mick, did you see it?

^ Tom : By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact ?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Garrison: [throws up] Stop! That movie was terrible!
Tom: I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison. .Why don't you get some rest and I'll check on you a little later.^ When I have some, I’ll let you know.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll see you later.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Why don't you get some rest and I'll check on you a little later.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Garrison: Sat through that entire movie to see the alien and it was her goddamn father!

Mr. Garrison: I'm going to do what I've always wanted to do: hang out and screw hot chicks!

.Wendy: Stan, we're still Valentines, right?^ Wendy : Stan, we're still Valentines, right?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jesus: You’re right, Stan.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now, but I have a feeling it's really, really wrong.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: Sure, Wendy, whatever.^ GREGORY Good luck Stan, I'll make sure Wendy is...
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Stan : Sure, Wendy, whatever.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ WENDY Sure, Stan!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]


Wendy: Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you?
Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.
.Wendy: I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.^ Of course I know you couldn't help it."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Wendy : I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "You've saved my life.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

Ms. Ellen: Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. .You're all so young and cute and full of life...^ You're all so young and cute and full of life...
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're all Jews!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ July 1st, 2005 196 Geez, Kyle - you’re making me all gushy inside.

Wendy: Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen?
Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.
.Wendy: [flips her off] Don't fuck with me!^ Wendy : Well tell Stan to fuck off!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wendy : [flips her off] Don't fuck with me!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ms. Ellen: What?!
.Wendy: You heard me!^ Wendy : You heard me!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stay away from my man, bitch or I'll whoop your sorry ho-ass back to last year!...[sweetly] Bye, Ms. Ellen!

Mecha-Streisand [1.12]

.Barbra Streisand: You know who I am?^ You know who you are.

^ You know who to help.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't know who I know..
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass!^ OFFICER BARBRADY You can explain downtown!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Wendy could really give a rats ass about you.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Officer Barbrady : I don't have time for this, kid.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Barbra Streisand: [screams in anger]
.Officer Barbrady: Whoa, what a bitch!^ Barbra Streisand : [screams in anger] Officer Barbrady : Whoa, what a bitch!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Stan: Wow, Robert Smith is the greatest person who ever lived!^ Stan : Wow, Robert Smith is the greatest person who ever lived!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Prime time, prime movers: from I love Lucy to L.A. law--America's greatest TV shows and the people who created them / David Marc and Robert J. Thompson.
  • Television Comedy: A Bibliography of Books and Articles in the UC Berkeley Libraries 11 September 2009 22:56 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The women who perform also discuss their personal lives and how their struggle as women is expressed in the skit.
  • Documentary Classics: Videotapes in the Media Resources Center, UC Berkeley 11 September 2009 22:56 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: General]

.Jesus: Our savior!^ Jesus : Our savior!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Kyle: Well, that whole experience sure sucked.^ Kyle : Well, that whole experience sure sucked.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ TERRANCE Well, Terrance I hope you learned something from this whole experience.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Stan: Yeah, I'm sure glad it's over.^ Stan : Yeah, I'm sure glad it's over.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today.^ KYLE We already know what you did.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE I thought you had something planned.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Kyle : You know, I've learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.^ Either way, she ended up dead.

^ I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I end up with lots of processes in the background .
  • /srv/irclogs.ubuntu.com/2008/03/22/#ubuntu+1.txt 18 September 2009 7:07 UTC irclogs.ubuntu.com [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: Yeah, and I've learned something too.^ Cartman : Yeah, and I've learned something too.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You see, I've learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : But you know, I've learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Robert Smith kicks ass!^ Robert Smith kicks ass!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut [1.13]

.Cartman: Mom, can I ask you a question?^ I’d like to ask you a question.

^ CARTMAN Principal Victoria, can I ask a question?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Q: can you make cartman find his mom?
  • South Park Studios FAQ 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.spscriptorium.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hun.
.Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad?^ You know, like, in Spartacus.
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^ Then how will Google know you?!
  • Break Google’s Monopoly On Your Data: Switch To Yahoo Search | Lifehacker Australia 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC www.lifehacker.com.au [Source type: General]

^ Kirk: How do you know?
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Cartman: Uh-huh.
.Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad?^ Video/C 4657 South Park animated television series featuring four foul-mouthed 3rd graders, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.

^ Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny all compete for the attentions of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.

^ ENKNF Cartman joins NAMBLA - The boys try to join NAMBLA. ENKNF - Cartman is crucified so Stan or Kyle's dad can have an erection.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]

Mrs. Cartman: Yes?
[long pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Well, what's your question, hun?
.Cartman: Goddammit, do I have a dad?!^ Cartman : Goddammit, do I have a dad ?!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chef's Dad : {in the middle of exorcising Kenny from Cartman} Goddammit!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Cartman: Oh!
.Cartman: I wanna know where I came from.^ Cartman : I wanna know where I came from.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Cartman: Oh. Hmm. .Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.^ Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't see what you want to bother with them for."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Well, there you have it, case closed!
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.Cartman: Uh-huh...^ Cartman : Uh-huh.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Uh-huh...
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Mrs. Cartman: And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly in the woman's cha-cha.
[long pause]
.Cartman: So who put his hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha?^ Cartman : And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly in the woman's cha-cha.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : So who put his hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha ?
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^ Chef : [talking to Cartman who's dressed like a KKKlansman] Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Mrs. Crabtree: COME ON! WE'RE RUNNING LATE!
.Stan: We're not gettin on, you fat ugly bitch!^ Kyle: You're Stan.
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^ Kyle : You're Stan?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're fat enough as it is!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
.Stan: I said "We're not gettin on , you fat ugly bitch."^ That being said, RAD, you're RAD. .
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^ You're fat enough as it is!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're a little bitch.
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Mrs. Crabtree: (calmly) Oh. Alright then [drives off]
.Kyle: Whoa, dude!^ Alright then [drives off] Kyle : Whoa, dude!
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^ Crabtree : [turns around] BE QUIET BACK THERE! Kyle : Whoa, dude.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kelly looks relieved) Kyle : (shocked) Whoa, dude!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: I always wondered if that would work.^ Stan : I always wondered if that would work.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sure that she has made her point, she puts the bunny back in the box and resumes driving] Stan : Dude, she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny, but I wonder if she ever would.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Chief Running Water: I knew that she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.^ And if you're staying fat in part because you want to combat the whole "thin is in" push from the media, then you really do care what the Media says.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 25 September 2009 9:50 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: General]

Mrs. Cartman: "Oh Chief, I want your hot man-chowder."
Chief Running Water: Whoah, Hell-o!

.Cartman: More tea, Rumpertumskin?^ Cartman : More tea, Rumpertumskin?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Rumpertumskin: Yes, please, Eric.^ Rumpertumskin : Yes, please, Eric.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You are tough and handsome.^ You are tough and handsome.
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.Cartman: Thank you, Rumpertumskin.^ Cartman : Thank you, everybody.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Thank you .
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^ Cartman : Thank you, Clyde.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog?^ And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Uh, how about you, Clyde?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SATAN Do you always think about sex?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Clyde Frog: I think you're a big fat piece of crap.^ And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're fat enough as it is!
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^ You're just a fat piece of crap who I never loved.
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Cartman: AY!!

.Chief Running Water: I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans call "bear with wi-i-i-i-i-i-de canyon."^ Chief Running Water : I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans call "bear with wi-i-i-i-i-i-de canyon."
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chief Running Water : Your mom's a slut.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patron 1 : No, no, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cartman: Huh?
.Chief Running Water: She is doe who cannot keep legs together.^ I am a philosopher, not a man of action; egotist, not an egoist; one who cannot swim in your strong waters.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Does it count if it's the same batshit troll who keeps snapping?
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^ Big business determines to a large extent who gets the money to run for national office by dint of who keeps the money flowing to back to them.

Cartman: What?
.Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.^ Chief Running Water : Your mom's a slut.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chief Running Water : I knew that she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chief Running Water : She is doe who cannot keep legs together.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cartman: Hey!

.Cartman: I was just hanging out in the SPC, kicking it with some homies on the Westsa-eed-eh.^ Cartman : I was just hanging out in the SPC, kicking it with some homies on the Westsa-eed-eh.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cavuto Mark – the “?” at the end of some wild assertion that someone just pulled out of their ass that somehow makes it a legitimate thing to say.
  • Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Balloon Juice Dictionary 12 October 2009 11:36 UTC www.balloon-juice.com [Source type: General]

^ Fred is a widower and Lamont is always trying to get his father to go out, be active, and get involved with a variety of projects, but Fred just wants to hang out around his shop with his cronies.

.Kyle: Cartman, you live on the east side!^ Kyle : Cartman, you live on the east side!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : I told you, Cartman.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ KYLE You're late, Cartman!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Season 2

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus [2.1]

[Terrance farts]
.Phillip: Terrance, you farted in court!^ He will accompany you to the prison where Terrance and Phillip are.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ [Terrance farts] Phillip : Terrance, you farted in court!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you see Terrance and Phillip?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Terrance: Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense!^ Terrance : Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN Yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ STAN Dude, our moms arrested Terrance and Phillip!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]


.Scott: Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God!^ Scott : Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Meaning you're a little tin god?"
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Chris on May 17th, 2006 584 Chris, you’re a ginger.

.Terrance: Would you like a monkey claw, Phillip?^ He will accompany you to the prison where Terrance and Phillip are.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ [Terrance farts] Phillip : Terrance, you farted in court!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ DUBBED TERRANCE I would rather you didn't, Phillip.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Phillip: Yes please.^ Phillip : Yes please.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Terrance farts]
.Terrance: That's called the Monkey Claw because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys!^ That's because I like being different.
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^ That looks remarkably like the real life APGIL and wurwolf -- mostly because of all the blood and monkeys.
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^ But the notion of someone being screwed simply because they were born in a place where their parents were likely to believe something else doesn't jive with the supposed fairness of the supposed God...
  • lumma.org - microwave! 5 October 2009 21:56 UTC lumma.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Phillip: The Monkey Claw was smelly.^ Phillip : The Monkey Claw was smelly.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Terrance : Would you like a monkey claw, Phillip?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Terrance: Scott really hates us, Phillip.^ Terrance : Scott really hates us, Phillip.
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^ Scott : I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip!
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^ It hits the fan -- Cripple fight -- Super best friends -- Scott Tenorman must die -- Terrance and Phillip behind the blow -- Disc 2.

.Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.^ Phillip : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
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.Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.^ STAN'S MOTHER But they're CHILDREN! Cartman walks over to where Terrance and Phillip are strapped into their chairs.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Terrance : But we're not gay, Phillip.
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^ They're all wearing Terrance and Phillip shirts.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Phillip: We're not?

.Scott: I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip!^ He will accompany you to the prison where Terrance and Phillip are.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ It's more likely than you think.
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^ [Terrance farts] Phillip : Terrance, you farted in court!
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.I absolutely abhor you both!^ I absolutely abhor you both!
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[starts waving his arms in front of them; pause]
Phillip: What are you doing, Scott?
.Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you!^ Scott : I hate you both and I wish you had cancer!
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^ You are a cancer upon my mind.
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^ Scott : I'm wishing cancer upon you!
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Phillip: Cancer?
Scott: That's right! I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind!
.Terrance: [hides behind Phillip] Ah!^ Terrance : [hides behind Phillip] Ah!
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^ It hits the fan -- Cripple fight -- Super best friends -- Scott Tenorman must die -- Terrance and Phillip behind the blow -- Disc 2.

^ Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow .
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Stop that!
.Phillip: Don't give me cancer!^ Phillip : Don't give me cancer!
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^ Factory Worker 2 singing) : And if it gives me cancer when I'm 80, I don't care.
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.Scott: I hate you both and I wish you had cancer!^ Scott : I hate you both and I wish you had cancer!
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^ Scott : I'm wishing cancer upon you!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How I wish I could cover the both of you in honey and throw you into a nest of red hot fire ants!
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Phillip: Cancer?
.Scott: Yes, in the head.^ Scott : Yes, in the head.
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Terrance: Head cancer? .No, we beg you!^ No, we beg you!
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.Scott: What are you two idiots doing?^ Scott : What are you two doing helping these Americans?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Phillip : What are you doing, Scott?
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^ Scott : What are you two idiots doing?
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.Terrance: We're searching for treasure!^ Terrance : We're searching for treasure!
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^ Phillip : No, we're searching for treasure!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Scott: Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of sex that can't be described?
.Phillip: No, we're searching for treasure!^ Terrance : We're searching for treasure!
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^ Phillip : No, we're searching for treasure!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Or just for those times when you're on the go, with no time to search the web.
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Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut [2.2]

[Kenny appears out of nowhere]
.Stan: [blankly, as though Kenny hadn't appeared out of thin air] Oh, hey Kenny.^ [Kenny appears out of nowhere] Stan : [blankly, as though Kenny hadn't appeared out of thin air] Oh, hey Kenny.
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^ After this Stan would shout, "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"

^ Stan : Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
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.Kenny: Oh my God!^ Oh my God, it's awful!
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^ Kenny : Oh my God!
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^ Easter Bunny : Oh my God!
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.They killed Mephisto!^ They killed Mephisto!
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.Kyle: You bastards!^ KYLE You bastards!!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Kyle : You bastards!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle would add, "You bastards!"


.Mayor: Officer Barbrady, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcement officer in this town.^ Officer Barbrady, the incompetent town police officer.

^ Mayor : Officer Barbrady, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcement officer in this town.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We ask not a single court to adjourn; we ask not a single officer to vacate his position; we demand only the enforcement of the law-- which, after all, we have made!"
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

What would he do?

Nurse: When was the fetus conceived?
Mrs. Cartman: Eight years ago.
Nurse: So that would make the fetus--
Mrs. Cartman: Eight years old.
.Nurse: That places you in what we call the fortieth trimester.^ Nurse : That places you in what we call the fortieth trimester.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Doctor: Team A will consist of myself, Eric, Stan, Kyle and Nurse Goodly.^ The narrative revolves around four children — Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick — and their bizarre experiences in the titular mountain town.
  • 227's YouTube "Chili!"-South Park! 25 September 2009 3:54 UTC www.hoops227.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The boys (in order from left to right): Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick.
  • 227's YouTube "Chili!"-South Park! 25 September 2009 3:54 UTC www.hoops227.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Off to the side, Stan, Cartman and Kyle look on as the doctor and nurses tangle themselves in knots with Kenny's innards.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Team B will consist of Kenny.^ Team B will consist of Kenny.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Uncle Jimbo: We'll give it until another hour, then...^ When it comes out, I'll give it whatever praise it deserves, but until then, it shall be like unto a pariah in our sight.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

we might have to eat again.
.Film Producer: Good Christ!^ Film Producer : Good Christ!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Are you people diabetic or what?!^ Are you people diabetic or what?!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Chickenlover [2.3]

[Officer .Barbrady, who is at the time illiterate, finds a note saying "another chicken gets it tomorrow."^ [Officer Barbrady, who is at the time illiterate, finds a note saying "another chicken gets it tomorrow."
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Another version comes from Joe Simon and Steve Ditko, who say that the creation of Spider-Man was based on Simon's Silver Spider.

^ During this time Batman finds out that Batgirl is Barbara Gordon (in an interesting side note, Barbara was playing tennis with Dick when Batman saw that she moved just like Batgirl).

He is then asked what it says]
.Officer Barbarady: Oh, it says "sorry I had sex with the chicken!^ He is then asked what it says] Officer Barbarady : Oh, it says "sorry I had sex with the chicken!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, I'm sorry: did you say something, bc?

^ [Officer Barbrady, who is at the time illiterate, finds a note saying "another chicken gets it tomorrow."
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I won't do it again, bye-bye!" .Well, there you have it, case closed!^ Well as some of you may know, there could be a Hollywood Writer's Strike starting this Monday.
  • SitcomsOnline.com News Blog: November 2007 15 September 2009 2:25 UTC www.sitcomsonline.com [Source type: General]

^ They closed with the him saying "Goodnight out there...WHATever you are!"


.Officer Barbrady: Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read.^ Officer Barbrady : Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ At first, I was happy you took him away, but I've learned something today: That having a little brother is a pretty special thing.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.^ It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In "Chicken Lover," Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" is an argument against literacy.
  • DVDpedia | Library 25 September 2009 3:54 UTC dvd.bogolode.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The Randroid has a tendency to compare and analogize real world events to the make-believe events of Ayn Rand’s unreadable glibertarian fantasies, “Atlas Shrugged” and “The Fountainhead “.
  • Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Balloon Juice Dictionary 12 October 2009 11:36 UTC www.balloon-juice.com [Source type: General]

.I read every last word, and because of this shit, I am never reading again.^ I read every last word, and because of this shit, I am never reading again.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Bullys are shit wankers and although i take the piss a bit on the site i would never actually treat anyone differently because of their hair colour.

^ There's never a need to read the 841st Google result -- in fact, this is the last result of the 13M for "codex" that Google will even return.
  • lumma.org - microwave! 5 October 2009 21:56 UTC lumma.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Cartman: For my book report, I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.^ If you've read any of my books, you know I am all over this stuff.

^ Cartman : For my book report, I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe .
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : It is my life choice, Chef, and if you don't tolerate it I'll report you to the SEC. .
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It was very, very good. Have you read it, Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: No, I can't say I have.
.Cartman: In The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff.^ Cartman : In The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe , a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : For my book report, I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe .
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.They eat lunch, and then they find a magical camel, which they have to eat to stay alive.^ They eat lunch, and then they find a magical camel, which they have to eat to stay alive.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In short, they seemed to be people who were interested in helping the court find the truth, and their testimony was that Terri wouldn’t have wanted to be kept alive “with tubes and stuff”.
  • Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Balloon Juice Dictionary 12 October 2009 11:36 UTC www.balloon-juice.com [Source type: General]

^ Past enemies ride as one team in peace across a landscape where they once killed to stay alive.
  • Peace and Conflict Studies: Videotapes in the Media Resources Center, UC Berkeley 11 September 2009 22:56 UTC www.lib.berkeley.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And that's pretty much it. I give it a B-minus.
.Mr Garriosn: And I give you an F, Eric.^ "If you all have as much confidence in Mr. Fairfax as I have," said he, "perhaps you'll give him free hand and let him pick his own officers."
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

.Now sit down!^ Now sit down!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Now sit down and listen to me.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Now, just sit down and take a deep breath and tell ol' Chef what's goin' on.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Mayor: The chicken-fucker struck again last night.
.Officer Barbrady: Please Mayor, when we're around children we prefer to call him the "chicken-lover."^ Officer Barbrady : Please Mayor, when we're around children we prefer to call him the "chicken-lover."
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Two for the Show - A man learns his wife's lover was a police officer who follows him after he kills her.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]

^ The large gathering of around 375 people prompted police to call in extra officers and set up temporary barricades.
  • IPBiz: November 2008 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC ipbiz.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mayor's assistant: This time he made love to Carla Weathers' prize chicken. She's catatonic.

.Randy Marsh: Uh yes, officer?^ Randy Marsh : Uh yes, officer?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Randy Marsh : Yes, uh, you see, Token, that was called a pornographic film.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Randy Marsh : Uh we're rooting for the Broncos here Jakov.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: I clocked you at 40 mph back there.^ There was – Cartman said something to Kenny when they were back at the bus stop.
  • South Park Season 13 (Spoilers) - Television 20 September 2009 12:49 UTC forums.whirlpool.net.au [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dear Kyle, Please walk round to the back of the mansion, there is an escort there waiting to take you inside.

^ There's no smear, just the observable facts, you have nothing to show that backs up the claim, therefore I call shenanigans on that claim.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Do you know what the speed limit is heyah?^ The people who enforce those speed limits - know that the gravity plenum energy source for their thrust is NOT free!!
  • The Nine&Recapitulating the LIES of America:Hell's Mouth:'FREE?Energy' 18 September 2009 7:07 UTC www.goldenmean.info [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Randy Marsh: Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 mph.^ Well, if he HAD been the old JST, then that right there would be worthy of identification.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Cartman: Step out of the car, please, sir.^ Cartman : Step out of the car, please.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Step out of the car, please, sir.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Officer : ...Step out of the car, please.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Randy Marsh: Wait a second.^ Randy Marsh : Wait a second.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Aren't you Stan's little friend?^ Aren't you Stan's little friend?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Dad, aren't you supposed to, like, not drink and drive?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Dad, aren't you kind of drunk?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: Step out of the car, please.^ Cartman : Step out of the car, please.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Step out of the car, please, sir.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Calling) Patient 453, would you step out here, please?
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.Randy Marsh: Yeah.^ Randy Marsh : Yeah.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house.^ You're the crazy one!
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're holding up the line!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Cartman: Ay! .I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!^ If you attempt it and pull it off you've done much more to earn my respect than by shooting a line and shadow study at 24 frames/sec.
  • lumma.org - microwave! 5 October 2009 21:56 UTC lumma.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I want you to respect my MIND. SADDAM HUSSEIN I DO respect your mind!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Ike's Wee Wee [2.4]

Stan: Boo!
Mr. Mackey: Who was that? .That is not appropriate behavior, m'kay?^ That is not appropriate behavior, m'kay?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stan: [imitating Mr. Mackey's voice] I'm sorry Mr Mackey, m'kay.
Mr. Mackey: That's okay. .Just don't let it happen again, m'kay.^ Just don't let it happen again, m'kay.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, just possible, that something I don't understand happened here?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I just hope those Dems and Republicans who are against him don't let it die.

Kyle: [imitating Mr. Mackey's voice] We won't let it happen again Mr Mackey, m'kay.
[the boys laugh]
Mr. Mackey: I don't need to take your right-wing authoritative bullshit, m'kay?

Dr. Schwartz: We're not going to cut it off! .We're just going to snip it to make it bigger!^ We're just going to snip it to make it bigger!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We're just going to have to kill Kyle.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ No matter, we're just going to design around whatever results come back from whatever tests Usability Research decide to perform.
  • lumma.org - microwave! 5 October 2009 21:56 UTC lumma.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Kyle: You know, I've learned something today.^ KYLE We already know what you did.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE I thought you had something planned.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Kyle : You know, I've learned something today.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about.^ Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you care about Christmas or not?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you know more details about who that guy is, and who exactly’s responsible for not following up on catching 1500 consumers of child porn?
  • Firedoglake » Foley: “We Track Library Books Better Than We Do Sexual Predators.” 16 September 2009 21:56 UTC www.firedoglake.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends.^ Why do I feel like this is going to get worse.

^ It's more likely than you think.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't like Kenny any more you guys, he just doesn't communicate."
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You're my family.^ You're my family.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ S&M kick I'm seriously telling you - you're making up my unpleasantness.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cartman : O Mike, you're breaking my balls!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Except for Cartman.
Stan: Naturally.
.Cartman: Screw you guys!^ Cartman : Either I'm Jesus or else screw you guys, I'm going home!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Hey you guys!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : You wish, you guys.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I don't wanna be in your crazy penis-chopping family!^ I don't wanna be in your crazy penis-chopping family!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So, ladies, if you wanna rob a bank, but you don’t want your cooter poked, head to beautiful Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes.
  • The Greatest Movie, TV, and Song Quotes 11 September 2009 18:22 UTC jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu [Source type: Original source]


.Woman: [after seeing Ike] Oh look honey, someone threw away a perfectly good trash can.^ Woman : [after seeing Ike] Oh look honey, someone threw away a perfectly good trash can.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, this one looks good.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ As per the question of whether RPX can control itself internally, I see from looking at Wall Street that companies do not and can not control themselves when there is opportunity to get away with an abuse.
  • IPBiz: November 2008 18 September 2009 8:40 UTC ipbiz.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Conjoined Fetus Lady [2.5]

.(Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone.^ The mothers take the stage, and Kyle's mother speaks into the microphone.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ (Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But then the door opens and in walks Stan's mother, Kyle's mother, Cartman's mother and Kenny's mother.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

.In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an icepick.^ In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an icepick.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Kyle screams and runs away, but ManBearPig scoops him up] Stan : (screams) Kyle!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Stan screams and runs away] Pablo : What's the matter, little boy?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

)
:
.Sharon Marsh: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an icepick?^ Sharon Marsh : Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an icepick?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm just trying to do my share, you know?

^ My friends…Trying to hurt you again?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: (screaming) NOOOOOO!!!!^ Stan : (screaming) NOOOOOO!!!!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I HAVE TO GET IT OUT!

.Cartman: My mom says there are lots of black people in China.^ Cartman : My mom says there are lots of black people in China.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : My mom says there are lots of black people in Africa.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So people are just not going to give up on saying that this stupid show "Cavemen" (based on the Geico commercial characters) on ABC is racist against blacks.


.Cartman: I love you guys.^ Cartman : Hey you guys!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : You wish, you guys.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : I love you guys.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Stan and Kyle stare at him]
.Cartman: Ah, screw you guys!^ Cartman : Either I'm Jesus or else screw you guys, I'm going home!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ CARTMAN No you guys...
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman : I love you guys.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Nurse Gollum: Well, this may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but you're all a bunch of freaks.^ I hope you’re well and happy.

^ ATF Head : Not anymore you're not.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So you see it all comes out even.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Gerald Broflovski: Could you please pass the dead fetus--I mean gravy?^ Gerald Broflovski : Could you please pass the dead fetus--I mean gravy?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you mean that "The Colbert Report" itself is overrated then I could agree with you to a point, but Stephen Colbert is pretty fucking funny.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I mean, how could you NOT use everyone's favorite go-bot?
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Chinese Announcer: It's number...^ Chinese Announcer : It's number...
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

aw, who cares. .Arr Americans rook da same.^ Arr Americans rook da same.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

City on the Edge of Forever [2.7]

Ms. Crabtree: BE QUIET BACK THERE! THESE ROADS ARE SLICK!
.Stan: Hey, Cartman!^ CARTMAN Hey Stan, tell 'em about when Terrance called Phillip a testicle shitting rectal wart!
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Cartman: What?
.Stan: Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us?^ Share it with us when you get a chance.

^ Stan : Now will you help us?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Don't you reconize us?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cartman: [finishes a bite] Hm-m-m, let me see.^ CARTMAN Listen you son of a bitch, if you don't let us in to see this movie I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

No!
.Kyle: Come on, fatass!^ Stan : [walks up with Kyle and Kenny] Come on, fatass, we have to go!
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^ Kyle : Come on, fatass!
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.You shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway!^ You shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway!
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^ Are you gonna eat all of your peach cobbler, Starvin' Marvin?
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^ First, fire all middle management, sales, marketing, and PR personnel, and generally anyone with an MBA. Come on, you've been wanting to do this anyway.
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Cartman: Mmm. It's chocolaty and delightful.
.Stan: Give us some, Cartman!^ Cartman: Give him some air.
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^ Stan : Give us some, Cartman!
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^ Stan: But then why does God give us anything to start with?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ms. Crabtree: [turns around] BE QUIET BACK THERE!
Kyle: Whoa, dude. .The road is really snowy out there.^ There were some really out there conspiracy theories re: Bush and I can’t in all honesty say there wasn’t some nasty blogging going on that was hate for Bush simply becuase he was Bush.
  • Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Balloon Juice Dictionary 12 October 2009 11:36 UTC www.balloon-juice.com [Source type: General]

.Stan: Dude, the road is always snowy.^ Stan : Dude, the road is always snowy.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Kyle: I know, but, it's really snowy today.
Cartman: [now baiting] Mmm. .I can't possibly finish this whoole cake.^ I can't possibly finish this whoole cake.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Oh, yes I can. [resumes eating]
.Stan: Shut up, Cartman!^ Cartman : Oh, shut up, Kyle!
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^ Stan : Cartman, wake up!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Shut up, fat ass!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Ms. Crabtree [slams the brakes on, opens a box, and pulls out a bunny] OKAY, THAT DOES IT! Y'ALL BE QUIET OR THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY DIES! [points a gun at its head. The class gasps and look at her for a while. Sure that she has made her point, she puts the bunny back in the box and resumes driving]
.Stan: Dude, she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny, but I wonder if she ever would.^ Stan Down - Stanley tries to kill Prince but fails.
  • TV shows I've seen 25 September 2009 3:16 UTC www.ram.org [Source type: General]

^ STAN Woa, I wonder what's going on, dude.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Sure that she has made her point, she puts the bunny back in the box and resumes driving] Stan : Dude, she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny, but I wonder if she ever would.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Kyle: Oh, she would, dude.^ KYLE Oh, dude we are fucked now.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ KYLE Oh he can, dude.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Kyle : Oh, she would, dude.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

She would.
[the bus comes to a halt at a road block]
Ms. Crabtree: GOD! [a sign says "Road closed due to avalanche"] OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, I DON'T BELLEVE THIS! [another sign says, "Detour at your own risk." She starts up the bus and takes the detour]
.Stan: Come on, fat boy, give us some cake now.^ Stan : Now will you help us?
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^ She starts up the bus and takes the detour] Stan : Come on, fat boy, give us some cake now.
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^ Stan : Give us some, Cartman!
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.Cartman: [exhausted] I cannot possibly eat one more bite of its chocolaty goodness.^ Cartman : [exhausted] I cannot possibly eat one more bite of its chocolaty goodness.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ See also for "toolies"—"Tool-Augmented Humans"—one in the opening sequence and Q-Three, a midget with a cybernetic left arm, and possibly more extensive cyborgization.
  • Clock2 Adds 5-9 (Drama-Back.) 25 September 2009 9:50 UTC www.users.muohio.edu [Source type: General]

^ Erlich recalls Sunday newspaper cartoon, possibly Buck Rogers, featuring battles between giant robots controlled by one or more persons in their heads.
  • Clock2 Adds 5-9 (Drama-Back.) 25 September 2009 9:50 UTC www.users.muohio.edu [Source type: General]

Oh, but, but, but, but I'll try.
.Kyle: Dammit, Cartman, you are such a fat (bleep!^ Kyle : You're such a fat baby!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : I told you, Cartman.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Kyle : Dammit, Cartman, you are such a fat (bleep!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

)
Ms. Crabtree: [spins around] WHAT DID YOU SAY?! [turns back around just to see the bus head for a road shoulder where the road starts to turn] Whoa-oh. .[she slams the brakes on, but the bus goes over the shoulder and tumbles down the side of the hill] Hold on!^ Suddenly, over the crest and down the other side, they came on sand hills.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The bus bounces on the bottom of the hill and lands on a river upright, floating on down] Kids : Aaaah!
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^ He races it down a forest covered hill, takes a jump, goes 70 feet, hits a log, flips over the top, gets run over and slammed into the ground.
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Aaaaah! .[the kids tumble all over the place and scream, but Cartman just munches away on the cake, quite undisturbed.^ The kids all just sit there.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

^ Cartman just munches away on the cake, quite undisturbed.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cartman : Wow, it's like smoking brings a lot of people just a little bit of joy, and you get to take that away from them!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The bus bounces on the bottom of the hill and lands on a river upright, floating on down]
Kids: Aaaah!
Kyle: I'm scared!
Ms. Crabtree: Be quiet, kid!
[the kids look back at where they were as the bus continues down the river, and over a waterfall, straight down]
All: Aaaah!

Mrs. Crabtree: Don't get off the bus or a big scary monster will eat you! [she gets off the bus]
.Butters: Hey, why isn't the monster eating her?^ Butters : Hey, why isn't the monster eating her?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Stan: Because, dumbass, monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches!^ Stan : Because, dumbass, monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Stan : Because the big questions in life are tough!
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^ Kyle's MOTHER, a big fat bitch, comes to the door and yells.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
.Stan: I said "Larry King won't grant me three wishes."^ Stan : I said "Larry King won't grant me three wishes."
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^ STAN He said that his wish is for everyone who died in the war to come back.
  • "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut", by Trey Parker & Matt Stone & Pam Brady 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC www.dailyscript.com [Source type: General]

Summer Sucks [2.8]

Mr. Garrison: Hello children, how is your summer going?
Stan: Summer sucks ass, Mr. Garrison.
Kyle: Hey, have you found Mr. Hat yet?
Mr. Garrison: Oh, oh, that old thing? .Why, I almost forgot he was gone.^ Why, I almost forgot he was gone.
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I don't need Mr. Hat.
Stan: That's good.
Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat is just a puppet.
Kyle: Yep.
Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat isn't real.
Stan: Right.

[Chef was vacationing on an island while the snake ravaged the country. After blowing the snake up, the townspeople are seen trying to clean up the mess, but as a result of all the ash in the air, it looks like they're all black]
.Chef: OK! Everybody get into line, so I can whoop all yo' asses!^ After blowing the snake up, the townspeople are seen trying to clean up the mess, but as a result of all the ash in the air, it looks like they're all black] Chef : OK! Everybody get into line, so I can whoop all yo' asses!
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^ Chef : [talking to Cartman who's dressed like a KKKlansman] Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.
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[The snake breaks down Jimbo and Ned's cell wall]
Jimbo: Holy crap, what the hell is that?
.Ned: It looks like my ex-wife!^ Ned : It looks like my ex-wife!
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Eventually, I noticed what looked like a field of carrots in the distance, so I told my camel, Mick, to ride towards the carrots.

^ He even took my picture and then did computer imaging to show what I would look like after the surgery.
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[The boys have called Chef for advice on how to deal with the Ash Snake]
.Chef: Giant snake?^ [The boys have called Chef for advice on how to deal with the Ash Snake] Chef : Giant snake?
  • South Park - Wikiquote 28 January 2010 0:53 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Killing everybody? Growing bigger? .[looks at the women surrounding him] Children, you know I rarely say this but--well--fudge ya.^ You know I'm here for ya.
  • Print Page - Which Forum Member Will Be The Next To Snap? 16 September 2009 4:57 UTC forum.rifftrax.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ She beats him and says you lost me.
  • My Video Tape/VHS/DVD Collection Part 6 16 September 2009 13:21 UTC mvdatabase.tripod.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "Well, you know everybody in town.
  • Free Ebooks - THE GREY DAWN 20 September 2009 14:53 UTC www.bored.com [Source type: Original source]

.[hangs up, sings] Simultaneous, you and me!^ I could take you up to Carnegie I could sing from "HAIR" with all the harmonies I could write one, listen to me...

^ Here: let me sing you a little song that might cheer you up.
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