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SpongeBob SquarePants
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The current "off-screen" logo, enacted on September 28, 2009.
Genre Animated comedy
Created by Stephen Hillenburg
Developed by Derek Drymon
Tim Hill
Nicholas R. Jennings
Voices of Tom Kenny
Bill Fagerbakke
Rodger Bumpass
Carolyn Lawrence
Clancy Brown
Doug Lawrence
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 7
No. of episodes 257 (List of episodes)
Production
Running time 22–23 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel Nickelodeon
Picture format SDTV 480i (1999–2009)
HDTV 1080i (2009-present)
Audio format Advantage Audio Services (1999–2009) (NTSC)
Advantage Audio Services 8.0 (2009–present)
Dolby Surround 5.1 (2009–present) (NTSC)
Original run May 1, 1999 – present
External links
Official website
SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series, created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg. Much of the series centers on the exploits and adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city "Bikini Bottom." The series' popularity has prompted the release of a media franchise, contributing to its position as Nickelodeon's highest rated show, the most distributed property of MTV Networks, and among Nicktoons' most-watched shows.[1]
The pilot episode of SpongeBob SquarePants first aired in the United States on Nickelodeon on May 1, 1999, following the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. The "official" series premiere followed on July 17, 1999, with the second episode, "Bubblestand/Ripped Pants." The show reached popularity shortly after the beginning of its second season and has remained popular since. A feature film of the series was released in theaters on November 19, 2004. The series is currently in its seventh season and celebrated its tenth anniversary on May 1, 2009. SpongeBob has recently been renewed for an eighth season, which will make it the longest running show in Nickelodeon's history, surpassing Rugrats upon the completion of the 26th episode that season.

Contents

Characters

Clockwise from top left: Sandy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Plankton.
SpongeBob SquarePants is an extremely energetic and optimistic sea sponge (although his appearance more closely resembles a kitchen sponge) who lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail Gary, who meows like a cat. Although Gary only speaks in a few episodes, the characters have shown an ability to understand him. Living two houses down from SpongeBob is his best friend Patrick Star, a dim-witted yet friendly pink starfish who lives under a rock. Living between the two is Squidward Tentacles, an arrogant and egotistical squid who lives in a moai and dislikes his neighbors (especially SpongeBob) for their child-like behavior. He enjoys playing the clarinet and painting self-portraits.
Another close friend of SpongeBob's is Sandy Cheeks, a red squirrel from Texas, who was sent to Bikini Bottom to do scientific research for her chimpanzee bosses. Sandy is an expert at karate and lives in an underwater tree dome. When not inside her tree dome, she wears an astronaut-like suit because she cannot breathe in water. SpongeBob and Squidward's employer is former officer cadet for the Bikini Bottom Navy force and war veteran Eugene Krabs, a miserly crab obsessed with money, who is the owner of the Krusty Krab restaurant. Mr. Krabs’ archenemy is Sheldon Plankton, a small green copepod who owns a low-rank fast-food restaurant called the Chum Bucket across the street from the Krusty Krab. Plankton spends most of his time plotting to steal the recipe for Mr. Krabs's popular Krabby Patty burgers to obtain success, though his schemes always end in failure.

Setting

Bikini Bottom
Much of the series' events take place in Bikini Bottom, an underwater city located in the Pacific Ocean beneath the real life tropical isle of Bikini Atoll.[2] Stephen Hillenburg has stated that much of Bikini Bottom was based on the real life city of Seattle.[3] Much of this is supported within the context of the episodes themselves; however, despite implications of the city's location as well as anologies to real life, Hillenburg has stated that he wishes to leave the city isolated from the real world, explaining the Baywatch parody scene from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie as simply a reference to his favorite show of all time.[3][4]
Being located underwater, much of the city's populace, like that of the rest of the series, consists mostly of various sea life; however, in many episodes, the laws of physics are violated for comedic value. The citizens of Bikini Bottom live in mostly aquatic-themed buildings, and use "boatmobiles", an amalgamation of cars and boats, as a mode of transportation.

Voice cast

History

Development (1984-1999)

Creator Stephen Hillenburg became an animator during his period of study at the California Institute of Arts.
Creator Stephen Hillenburg initially conceived SpongeBob SquarePants in 1984, while he was teaching and studying marine biology at what is now the Orange County Ocean Institute.[5] During this period, Hillenburg became fascinated with animation, and wrote a comic book entitled The Intertidal Zone starring various anthropomorphic forms of sea life, many of which would evolve into SpongeBob SquarePants characters,[6] including "Bob the Sponge", who was the co-host of the comic and resembled an actual sea sponge as opposed to SpongeBob.[7] In 1987, Hillenburg left the institute to pursue his dream of becoming an animator,[6][7] and began to envision the possible concept of a project involving anthropomorphic sea life, drawing several rough sketches.[7] In 1992, Hillenburg began to attend the California Institute of the Arts to study animation, having been accepted into the institute by Jules Engel, who was impressed with Hillenburg's previous work.[6][8][9]
While attending animation school, Hillenburg received a job on the children's TV series Mother Goose & Grimm, and worked on the series from 1991 to 1993. When attending the California Institute of the Arts, he made his thesis film entitled Wormholes,[7] which was funded by the Princess Grace Foundation and was later displayed at various animation festivals.[7] In 1993, Hillenburg graduated from the institute, earning a Master of Fine Arts in experimental animation.[6] In 1995, Joe Murray, creator of Rocko's Modern Life, met Hillenburg at one of said animation festivals, and offered him a job as a director of the series.[7][10][11][12] Hillenburg then joined the Nickelodeon animated series as a writer, producer, and storyboard artist during the series' third season, continuing his position for much of the fourth season.[7][12][13] The third season episode "Fish-N-Chumps" (November 12, 1995) was directed by Hillenburg, and involved Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt going on a fishing trip, oblivious to the fact that a pair anthropomorphic fish are attempting to catch them from underwater.[10][14] While working on Rocko's Modern Life, Hillenburg became friends with Tom Kenny, who was later approached by Hillenburg to become the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants,[15] and future SpongeBob SquarePants collaborators Doug Lawrence, Paul Tibbitt and others.
Rocko's Modern Life ended in 1996.[16] Shortly following this, Hillenburg began working on SpongeBob SquarePants, teaming up with several Nickelodeon veterans and Rocko crew members.[7][14] To voice the character of SpongeBob, Hillenburg approached Tom Kenny, who had worked with him on Rocko's Modern Life.[15] Originally SpongeBob was to be named SpongeBoy but this name was already in use.[17] This was discovered after voice acting for the original seven minute pilot was recorded in 1997. The Nickelodeon legal department discovered that the name was already in use for a mop product.[18] Upon finding this out, Hillenburg decided that the character's given name still had to contain "Sponge" so viewers would not mistake the character for a "Cheese Man." Hillenburg decided to use the name "SpongeBob." He chose "SquarePants" as a family name as it referred to the character's square shape and it had a "nice ring to it".[19]
Whilst pitching the cartoon to Nickelodeon executives, Hillenburg donned a Hawaiian shirt, brought along an “underwater terrarium with models of the characters”, and Hawaiian music to set the theme. The setup was described by Nick executive Eric Coleman as "pretty amazing".[20] When given money and two weeks to write the pilot episode (“Help Wanted”),[8] Derek Drymon, Stephen Hillenberg, and Nick Jennings returned with, described by Nickelodeon official Albie Hecht, “a performance (I) wish (I) had on tape”.[21] Although described as stressful by executive producer Derek Drymon,[8] the pitch went “very well”; Kevin Kay and Hecht had to step outside because they were “exhausted from laughing”, making the cartoonists worried.[21]

Beginning; Hillenburg Era (1999-2004)

SpongeBob SquarePants aired its first episode, "Help Wanted/Reef Blower/Tea at the Treedome," on May 1, 1999, following the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.[22][23][24] The series later made its "official" debut on July 17, 1999 with the second episode "Bubblestand/Ripped Pants."[22][23][24] The series initially suffered in the ratings, and failed to attract a steady audience.[25] Stephen Hillenburg was confident that due to the low ratings, the Nickelodeon executives would cancel the series after its first season.[25][26] However, during this period, Hillenburg visited Sumatra and noticed a schoolgirl carrying a bootleg SpongeBob SquarePants bookbag, convincing him of the series' cult following.[25] However, he continued to believe that the series would be canceled after its first season, and was surprised when Nickelodeon renewed the series for a second season.[25][26]
The second season began on October 26, 2000 with the episode "Something Smells/Bossy Boots," and during this time, the show propelled into stardom, with the help of a huge merchandising campaign that continues to this day. The growing popularity of SpongeBob led to Nickelodeon immediately ordering a third season, which began on October 5, 2001 with the episode "Just One Bite/The Bully." In 2002, as the show's success continued to grow, production on a feature film spin-off began. Nickelodeon, having aired half of the third season by then, decided to spread the remaining episodes out over two years and the final episode, "SpongeBob Meets The Strangler/Pranks A Lot," aired on October 11, 2004. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie was released soon afterwards. The film was intended to be the series finale[26], however, in 2005, it was announced that SpongeBob would be continuing with a fourth season due in May. Hillenburg was rumoured to have left the series; however, he did not actually leave the show but resigned from his position as the show's executive producer.[26] The job now belongs to Derek Drymon, with Paul Tibbitt taking over Drymon's job as creative director.

Post-Movie Era (2005-present)

The fourth season began on May 6, 2005, with the episode "Fear of a Krabby Patty"/"Shell of a Man." After airing three new episodes on Fridays from May 6 – May 20, Nickelodeon showed no new episodes until September 2005. For the first time in the series' run, Nickelodeon began airing 11-minute segments of new episodes separately, spread over two weeks. This practice began with the airing of the episode "Selling Out" on September 23; its companion episode, "Funny Pants," premiered the following week. The Star Online eCentral reported in December 2005 that Nickelodeon had ordered 20 more episodes, bringing the show’s total to 100.[27]
In December 2006, SpongeBob was approved for a fifth season which began on February 19, 2007 with the episode "Rise and Shine"/"Waiting"/"Fungus Among Us."[28] On July 23, 2007 Nickelodeon aired a special event, called the "SpongeBob New-New-New-New-New Week" in which from Monday to Friday, a new episode would air.[29] This continued until the end of the second week. Later on November 12, 2007 a TV movie aired titled Atlantis SquarePantis, guest staring David Bowie as the voice of Lord Royal Highness. On March 13, 2008, it was announced that SpongeBob will have an additional thirty-nine episodes, which includes the remaining episodes of the sixth season, and a seventh season.[30][31][32]

Tenth anniversary

On July 14, 2009, a primetime SpongeBob tenth anniversary documentary titled Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants, aired on VH1, discussing the history of the show, and its impact on popular culture.[33] Starting on July 17, 2009 at 8:00 PM EST, Nickelodeon aired a 50½-hour marathon titled "The Ultimate SpongeBob Sponge Bash." The marathon included the premiere of 11 new episodes, countdowns of celebrities' and viewer-chosen top 10 episodes, and more.[34] On November 6, 2009, a second TV movie debuted on Nickelodeon, titled Truth or Square, in which SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are accidentally locked inside the Krusty Krab freezer on the night of the restaurant's eleventy-seventh anniversary celebration. While trapped inside, the friends look back on their shared memories with "shocking" reveals.[35] Several celebrities made live-action cameo appearances on Truth or Square, including Rosario Dawson, LeBron James, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, Craig Ferguson, Robin Williams and Pink, while Ricky Gervais provided opening and closing naration for the special.[36] Also Victoria Beckham was set to lend her voice as Queen Amphitrite, a Brit-accented goddess of the sea in an upcoming episode most likely to air during an hour-long special this summer.[37][38]

Hallmarks

Humor

SpongeBob is designed to appeal to adults as well as children, due to the comic nature of situations encountered in underwater life. Situations, references, and language are used that may not be understood by the show's younger viewers. Certain innuendos, in particular, are intended to go over the younger viewers' heads.[39] For example, SpongeBob tried to show his grandma that he was a mature adult by wearing sideburns and a derby, and listening to free form jazz; in one episode, SpongeBob is watching a dancing sea anemone on TV and looking excited, and when Gary enters the room he quickly changes the channel to the football; residents of Bikini Bottom have been seen to wear bondage-style straps; and a coral reef sculpted like Toulouse-Lautrec's can-can girls stands in the background of a scene. Numerous marine biology in-jokes are woven into the show. Frequently, the characters will do things that would be physically impossible underwater, such as lighting fires or going to a beach. Part of the show's appeal has to do with the childlike nature of SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick Star, both of whom are adults but display an innocence typical of human children. However, the characters are not immune from more adult avocations, including rock musicianship in a stadium performance and raising children. Many characters can be heard uttering things like "Barnacles!" or "Fish paste!" out of frustration. Some characters may call each other names such as "Barnacle head." Many modified aphorisms are also used, such as "A rolling stone gathers no algae." In the episode "Sailor Mouth" SpongeBob and Patrick play a board game called "Eels and Escalators", perhaps a reference to Chutes and Ladders.

Music

The series' theme was composed by Derek Drymon, Mark Harrison, Stephen Hillenburg and Blaise Smith, and is primarily based on the sea shanty, "Blow the Man Down". The song is sung by Painty the Pirate, voiced by Patrick Pinney, and can be found on the soundtrack SpongeBob SquarePants: Original Theme Highlights. A cover of the song by Avril Lavigne can be found on The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (soundtrack). Another cover by the Violent Femmes, which aired as a commercial on Nickelodeon to promote season two, can be viewed in the special features of the Nautical Nonsense/Sponge Buddies DVD. A choral version was recorded for the SpongeBob Christmas special where the last repetition of "SpongeBob SquarePants" was replaced by, "It's the SpongeBob Christmas special." The theme song is occasionally utilized as marching cadence. An instrumental version of the opening theme is used in Italy. The majority of the background music used in SpongeBob SquarePants comes from the Associated Production Music library, some of which have also been used in shows such as The Simpsons, Ren & Stimpy, The Mighty B!, Rocko's Modern Life, The X Factor, Camp Lazlo, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Bill Nye The Science Guy, and The Adventures of Pete and Pete. For competition-based episodes, some of Sam Spence's NFL Films music is used (such as "A Golden Boy Again" used in episodes such as The Fry Cook Games and "Ramblin' Man from Gramblin" is used in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V. "The Lineman" is also used extensively in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episodes). Ironically, one of Spence's more famous songs for the NFL Films library of music is an orchestral version of "Drunken Sailor" called "Up She Rises", first suggested by Steven Sabol to his father Ed because he liked the song at summer camp.
Hawaiian steel guitar music is used for comedic and dramatic effect in the show. Various compositions featuring the Hawaiian steel convey happy, sad, or goofy emotions and situations. Many are traditional Hawaiian melodies such as "Aloha 'Oe" and are usually sampled from the above-mentioned APM music library, and are from time to time performed by classic steel guitar artists, including The Woodies, The Langhorns, and The MelTones. Creator Hillenburg states that much of the music in the series was inspired by 1950s Hawaiian steel guitar tunes.[4] Another aspect of the series' musical score is traditional sea shanties, which are used for the musical themes in the show. The most commonly used song in the series is "Drunken Sailor," though a ukulele version of the "Twelfth Street Rag" is often heard in the background as well. Unlike other Nickelodeon shows, SpongeBob features well-known independent musicians who contribute to its soundtrack. Alternative rock bands such as Wilco, The Shins, The Flaming Lips and Ween, as well as metal bands Pantera, Motörhead and Twisted Sister have made appearances on the show and movies soundtracks.

Reception

Critical reception

SpongeBob SquarePants currently holds an 8.6 on TV.com, the third best rating in Nickelodeon, the first being Avatar: The Last Airbender with a rating of 9.3 and the second being The Fairly OddParents with a rating of 8.8.[40]

Popularity and appeal

SpongeBob SquarePants was the first "low budget" Nickelodeon cartoon, according to the network, to become extremely popular. Low-budget cartoons had not garnered as much esteem as higher-rated, higher-budgeted shows, such as Rugrats, although when SpongeBob SquarePants aired in 1999, it had gained a significant enough number of viewers in the ratings to be considered popular, eventually becoming more popular than Rugrats had ever been. SpongeBob follows other Nickelodeon shows that have attracted "older" followers: The Ren & Stimpy Show, Rocko's Modern Life, the KaBlam! skits, Action League Now! and The Angry Beavers. Other shows have followed in this trend as well: Invader Zim and The Fairly OddParents won a similar fan base when they both premiered in 2001, and the latter is now second only to SpongeBob in popularity, while the former was cancelled despite gaining a cult following. Though the show debuted in 1999, SpongeBob did not become hugely popular until around 2000, and it has remained popular since then.
Unlike other Nickelodeon shows, SpongeBob features well-known independent musicians who contribute to its soundtrack. Alternative rock bands such as Wilco, The Shins, The Flaming Lips and Ween, as well as metal bands Pantera, Motörhead and Twisted Sister have made appearances on the show and movies soundtracks, and heavy metal group Metallica even released a T-shirt featuring cartoon versions of themselves playing live with the characters SpongeBob and Patrick. British rock singer David Bowie was a special guest on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode Atlantis SquarePantis, which aired on November 12, 2007.[41] The episode drew total 8.8 million viewers, the biggest audience in the show's eight-year history.[41]
The show became so popular with adolescents and adults that the series was broadcast on MTV and featured on Spike TV. A quote by Patrick, "It's gonna rock!" from the episode Mid-Life Crustacean, has been used as a promotional tag-line for rock stations.[citation needed] Ren and Stimpy, among others, had followed a similar path. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie features a cameo appearance by actor David Hasselhoff, in a parody of his role from the Baywatch TV series. In April 2009, as a tie-in to the special "SpongeBob vs. The Big One", Burger King distributed two different commercials geared toward children and adult audiences. In ads broadcast on major networks, the commercial shows rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot recording a music video for his new song, “SpongeBob Got Back”.

Awards and nominations

Year Association Award Category Notes Result
2000 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Music Episodes: "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" and "Pickles" Won
2000 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Sound Episode: "Karate Choppers" Won
2001 Annie Awards Outstanding Individual Achievement for Voice Acting by a Female Performer in an Animated Television Production Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff in "No Free Rides" Nominated
2001 Annie Awards Outstanding Individual Achievement for Voice Acting by a Male Performer in an Animated Television Production Tom Kenny as SpongeBob in "Wormy" Nominated
2001 Annie Awards Outstanding Individual Achievement for a Song in an Animated Production Peter Straus and Paul Tibbitt for the song "The Very First Christmas" Nominated
2001 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Sound Episodes: "Rock Bottom" and "Arrgh" Won
2001 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Music Episodes: "Fools In April" and "Neptune's Spatula" Nominated
2002 Emmy Awards Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less Than One Hour) Nominated
2002 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television – Animation Episodes: "Secret Box" and "Band Geeks" Won
2002 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Music Episodes: "Jellyfish Hunter" and "The Fry Cook Games" Nominated
2002 Television Critics Association Awards Outstanding Achievement in Children's Programming Won
2003 Emmy Awards Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less Than One Hour) Episodes: "New Student Starfish" and "Clams" Nominated
2003 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Music Episodes: "Wet Painters" and "Krusty Krab Training Video" Won
2003 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation Episodes: "Nasty Patty" and "Idiot Box" Won
2003 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Won
2004 Emmy Awards Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less Than One Hour) Episode: "SpongeBob B.C. (Before Comedy)" Nominated
2004 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Music Episodes: "The Great Snail Race" and "Mid-Life Crustacean". Won
2004 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television Animation — Music Episode: "Mid-Life Crustacean". Nominated
2004 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Won
2005 Annie Awards Best Animated Television Production Won
2005 Emmy Awards Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less Than One Hour) Episodes: "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and "Shell of a Man" Nominated
2005 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television: Animated Episodes: "Pranks A Lot" and "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" Nominated
2005 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Won
2005 Satellite Awards Best Youth DVD Complete Second Season DVD Nominated
2005 Television Critics Association Awards Outstanding Achievement in Children's Programming Nominated
2006 Annie Awards Best Writing in an Animated Television Production C.H. Greenblatt, Paul Tibbitt, Mike Bell, and Tim Hill in "Fear of a Krabby Patty" Won
2006 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television: Animated Episode: "Have You Seen This Snail?" Nominated
2006 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Won
2007 Emmy Awards Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less Than One Hour) Episodes: "Bummer Vacation" and "Wigstruck" Nominated
2007 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Won
2007 Television Critics Association Awards Outstanding Achievement in Children's Programming Nominated[42]
2008 Annie Awards Best Voice Acting in an Animated Television Production Tom Kenny in "Spy Buddies" Nominated
2008 Golden Reel Award Best Sound Editing in Television: Animated Episode: "SpongeHenge" Nominated
2008 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Nominated
2008 Emmy Awards Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less Than One Hour) Episodes: "The Inmates of Summer" and "The Two Faces of Squidward" Nominated
2008 Philippines Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Won
2009 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon Won
2009 Annie Awards Direction in an Animated Television Production Episode: "Penny Foolish" Nominated
2009 Golden Reel Awards Best Sound Editing: Television Animation Episode: "Suction Cup Symphony" Nominated
2009 Teen Choice Awards Choice TV Animated Show Won
2009 Emmy Awards Special Class Animated Program Episode: "Dear Vikings" Nominated
2010 Golden Reel Awards Best Sound Editing: Television Animation Episode: "SpongeBob vs. The Big One" TBA
2010 Annie Awards Best Home Entertainment Production "SpongeBob vs. The Big One" DVD TBA
2010 Annie Awards Best Animated Television Production for Children TBA
2010 Annie Awards Best Voice Acting in a Television Production Tom Kenny in "SpongeBob's Truth or Square" TBA
2010 Kids' Choice Awards Favorite Cartoon TBA

Criticism and controversy

In 2005, a promotional video which showed SpongeBob along with other characters from children's shows singing together to promote diversity and tolerance,[25] was attacked by an evangelical group in the United States because they saw the character SpongeBob being used as an advocate for homosexuality.[43] James Dobson of Focus on the Family accused the makers of the video of promoting homosexuality due to a pro-homosexual group sponsoring the video.[43]
The incident led to questions to whether or not SpongeBob is homosexual. Creator of the character, Stephen Hillenburg, had previously denied that SpongeBob was gay in 2002 when SpongeBob's popularity with gay men grew. He clarified that he considers the character to be "almost asexual".[44][45] After Dobson made the comments, Hillenburg repeated this assertion that sexual preference was never considered during the creation of the show.[46] Tom Kenny and other production members were shocked and surprised that such an issue had arisen.[18]
Dobson later asserted that his comments were taken out of context and that his original complaints were not with SpongeBob, the video, or any of the characters in the video but with the organization that sponsored the video, We Are Family Foundation. Dobson indicated that the We Are Family Foundation posted pro-homosexual material on their website, but later removed it.[47] After the controversy, John H. Thomas, the United Church of Christ's general minister and president, said they would welcome SpongeBob into their ministry. He said "Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we".[48]

Other media

Amusement rides

SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D is located in both Six Flags Over Texas and Noah's Ark Dive-In Theater in Noah's Ark Waterpark, and opened in both locations in 2007. The ride features water squirts, real bubbles, and other sensory enhancements. The SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D ride opened at the in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin in the summer of 2007. SpongeBob appears at the Mall of America's new Nickelodeon theme park re-branded from the Mall of America's Park at MOA, formerly Camp Snoopy, to Nickelodeon Universe in the Minneapolis-St. Paul suburb of Bloomington, Minnesota. The new theme park features a SpongeBob-themed Gerstlauer Euro-Fighter custom roller coaster, the SpongeBob SquarePants Rock Bottom Plunge, which has replaced the Mystery Mine Ride and Olde Time Photo store on the west end of the theme park. The theme park opened March 15, 2008.
The Chicago Shedd Aquarium hosts a 15 minute feature of Sponge Bob in 4-D with vibrating “special FX” movie seats accompanied by bubbles, wind, a distinct pickle smell, and tickles throughout the film. The feature ran through 2009 being temporarily replaced on November 27.[49]

Film

Theatrical poster of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies produced The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, a film adaption of the SpongeBob SquarePants animated series released on November 19, 2004. The film was directed by series creator Stephen Hillenburg, and was written by long-time series writers Hillenburg, Derek Drymon, Tim Hill, Kent Osborne, Aaron Springer, and Paul Tibbitt. Nickelodeon official Albie Hecht, Drymon, Hillenburg, Julia Pistor, and Gina Shay produced the film, while much of the film's music was composed by Gregor Narholz. The film follows SpongeBob, who expects to be bestowed the title of manager for Mr. Krabs' new restaurant, the Krusty Krab 2. However, the position is given to Squidward instead, causing SpongeBob to go into a state of depression. Jealous of Mr. Krabs' success, Plankton initiates his final plan, Plan Z, which involves framing Mr. Krabs for the theft of King Neptune's crown. SpongeBob and Patrick then go on a quest to retrieve Neptune's crown and save the lives of both Mr. Krabs and the rest of Bikini Bottom from Plankton's scheme. The film also guest stars Jeffrey Tambor as King Neptune, Scarlett Johansson as the king's daughter Mindy, Alec Baldwin as Dennis the Hitman, and David Hasselhoff as himself.[50] It received a largely positive critical reception and was a box office success.

Merchandise

Merchandise based on the show ranges from Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, Go-Gurt, Kellogg's cereal, and video games to boxer shorts, flip-flops, pajamas, t-shirts, slippers, Pez dispensers, and radios. The show also spawned a large and popular merchandise line at Hot Topic, Claire's, Waldenbooks, Borders Books, Barnes & Noble, Best Buy, RadioShack, Target, KB Toys, Big Lots, Wal-Mart, Shopko, Pamida, Meijer, Kmart, Sears, JCPenney, Kohl's, Lowe's, T.J. Maxx, Toys "R" Us and Ames stores in the United States as well as the Zellers, Wal-Mart Canada and Toys "R" Us stores in Canada, and a limited selection of merchandise in Australia at Kmart Australia and Target Australia.
Kids' meal tie-ins have been released in fast-food restaurants in many different parts of the world, including Burger King in Europe and North America, as well as Wendy's in North America, and Hungry Jack's in Australia. A McDonald's Happy Meal tie-in with SpongeBob-themed Happy Meal boxes and toys has not been released in North America yet, but was released in Europe and other international markets in the summer of 2007.[51] In Australia, the advertisement for the McDonald's SpongeBob Happy Meal won the Pester Power Award for the fact that the ads are enticing young children to want its food because of the free toy. In Japan, they had a kids meal tie-in with KFC which featured different toys based on the TV series.[52] As a tie-in beverage for the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, 7-Eleven convenience stores created a pineapple-flavored Slurpee in 2004, which was discontinued in 2005.
In 2007, some new high-end SpongeBob-themed electronics have been introduced by Imation Electronics Products under the Npower brand, such as MP3 players, digital cameras, a DVD player, and a flatscreen television.[53] Other items featuring SpongeBob include a special edition Monopoly board game, Life and Operation board game as well as a SpongeBob SquarePants edition of Ants in the Pants and Yahtzee. There are also rarer items such as Spongebob Surfboards and electric guitars.
Pictures of SpongeBob SquarePants also started to appear on the labels of 8 oz. cans of Green Giant cut green beans and frozen packages of Green Giant green beans and butter sauce which featured free stickers in 2007 as part of an initiative to get kids to eat their vegetables.[54] In the United Kingdom, a SpongeBob SquarePants magazine is currently being published by Titan Magazines every four weeks. It was first published on February 3, 2005. The issue published on February 1, 2007 was the second anniversary of the magazine. The magazine contains comic strips, fan letters, competitions and several features including games.
A SpongeBob SquarePants 2009 calendar has been released featuring the caption on the bottom right corner of the front cover, "Celebrating his 10th Anniversary!", which was on May 1 and July 17, 2009 respectively.[55] On March 31, 2009 three songs from the show were released as downloadable content for the music video game series Rock Band. Nickelodeon has also created a Facebook page and Twitter account for SpongeBob. His best friend, Patrick Star, has been given a page on Facebook as well.

Notes

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References

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  • Neuwirth, Allan (2003). Makin' Toons: Inside the Most Popular Animated TV Shows and Movies. Allworth Communications, Inc. pp. 50, 252–253. ISBN 1581152698. 

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Quotes

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From Wikiquote

.SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series that premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon.^ SpongeBob SquarePants - the title character of the series.
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^ SpongeBob SquarePants at TV.com   TV.com Sign-in .
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^ This is a list of characters from the Nickelodeon animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants .
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.It is one of the most popular Nicktoons.^ It is one of the most popular Nicktoons.
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^ It is one of Nickelodeon's Nicktoons and is currently the most watched show on Nickelodeon .
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^ It is one of Nickelodeon's Nicktoons and is currently the most watched show on Nickelodeon.
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.It later spanned a movie.^ It later spanned a movie .
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Contents

Season 1

Ripped Pants [1.2a]

.SpongeBob: [to a fish roasting marshmallows] Could I borrow a couple of these?^ SpongeBob : [to a fish roasting marshmallows] Could I borrow a couple of these?
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^ SpongeBob : Any one of these Squidwards could be the real Squidward!
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^ Patrick : And, uh, SpongeBob, could we borrow some soap?
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.Fish: [with his mouth full] Mm-hmmm.^ Fish : [with his mouth full] Mm-hmmm.
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[crams another marshmallow into his mouth]
[SpongeBob is trying to lift "weights" to impress the crowd]
SpongeBob: And now, with the addition of two-count 'em-two marshmallows!

[Fish hits a volleyball in the air]
SpongeBob: I got it! Incoming! [SpongeBob tries to catch it, but it just hits his hand and slides down]
Crowd: Boo!
.SpongeBob: [reaches down to get volleyball and rips his pants] Whoops...^ SpongeBob : A tailor...because I ripped my pants!
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^ Perch Perkins : And there's SpongeBob, ripping his...pants again.
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^ SpongeBob : [reaches down to get volleyball and rips his pants] Whoops...
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.I guess I ripped my pants again!^ SpongeBob : I guess so...except I ripped my pants!
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^ I guess I ripped my pants again!
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^ SpongeBob : A tailor...because I ripped my pants!
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.SpongeBob: Hey Sandy, how about throwing it to me?^ I love Spongebob, how about you?
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^ Spongebob : Oh, ok, how about this!
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^ SpongeBob : Hey Sandy, how about throwing it to me?
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.Sandy: Okay, here it comes!^ Sandy : Okay, here it comes!
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[throws Frisbee, which knocks SpongeBob out]
.SpongeBob: I could use a hand here!^ Frisbee, which knocks SpongeBob out] SpongeBob : I could use a hand here!
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^ Add Quotes See all Quotes SpongeBob : You could use a makeover, though.
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^ SpongeBob goes into the bathroom to wash his hands, and when he uses the soap dispenser, it produces bubbles.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.Sandy: [runs over to SpongeBob and helps him up] You okay, SpongeBob?^ If you haven't been following along with our coverage of SpongeBob Wii thus far, we encourage you to catch up on the weekly segment.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants Photos - Boxxet 16 September 2009 5:34 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Put your platform skills to the test as SpongeBob, Patrick, or Sandy Cheeks, with an array of insane new maneuvers and power-ups at your disposal.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom for Xbox - GameRankings 11 September 2009 9:24 UTC www.gamerankings.com [Source type: General]

^ Let us help you find a Spongebob Squarepants party pack quickly and easily with the Party Pack Recommender tool.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Birthday Party Supplies, Theme Party Packs 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.birthdaysupplydepot.com [Source type: General]

.SpongeBob: I guess so...except I ripped my pants!^ SpongeBob SquarePants Pants ripped off.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Bubblestand; Ripped Pants SpongeBob's unexpected gift for blowing bubbles annoys Squidward, who tries to top him; SpongeBob's...
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^ SpongeBob panting and shuddering as he hangs on every word of his new best boating buddy, Squidward (even my older son lost it on that one).
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 6, Volume 1 : DVD Talk Review of the DVD Video 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: General]


.Lou: May I help you?^ Lou : May I help you?
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^ We suggest that you take some of the following actions which may help to clean your computer and which could prevent future installations of Malware.
  • Spongebob Squarepants - Karate Island | SPIKE 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Friend or Foe | SPIKE 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

^ Manager: McDonalds, speaking how may I help you?
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.SpongeBob: I'll take a banana split.^ SpongeBob : I'll take a banana split.
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^ SpongeBob : I'll take both!
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^ SpongeBob : Fine, I'll take it out!
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.Lou: Uh, we don't have that.^ Lou : Uh, we don't have that.
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.SpongeBob: That's okay, I already split my pants!^ SpongeBob panting and shuddering as he hangs on every word of his new best boating buddy, Squidward (even my older son lost it on that one).
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 6, Volume 1 : DVD Talk Review of the DVD Video 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: General]

^ From: Amazon Posted: Mar-22-2007 Spongebob for the Gamecube Lights, Camera, Pants is an average game, in my opinion.
  • Spongebob Squarepants The Game - Shop Smarter.com 15 September 2009 8:21 UTC www.smarter.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Get it?
.Lou: [sarcastically] Tee hee.^ Lou : [sarcastically] Tee hee.
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Anything else?
.SpongeBob: How about...ripple?!^ Browse the article How SpongeBob Square Pants Works About 'SpongeBob SquarePants' .

^ Sandy Cheeks: Decorated American War Hero, probably singing about how much she misses SpongeBob.
  • Spongebob Squarepants - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC uncyclopedia.wikia.com [Source type: General]
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^ SpongeBob : It look's a little dusty around table 3, how about if you sweep it up?
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.[shows the rip in his pants] No thanks, already got one!^ No thanks, already got one!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Talent Show, sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home.
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.SpongeBob: Is that a burger you're eating?^ SpongeBob : Is that a burger you're eating?
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^ You're eating it.
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^ Do you know what you're eating?
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.Customer: Why, yes it is.^ Customer : Why, yes it is.
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.SpongeBob: You know what would go good with that?^ What would you like to know?
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^ Do you know what that would do to my complexion?
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^ SpongeBob : Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
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Customer: No, what?
.SpongeBob: Ripped...pants!^ Perch Perkins : And there's SpongeBob, ripping his...pants again.
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^ Ripped Pants ~ Spongebob overuses a joke and almost loses a friend.

^ SpongeBob : Ripped...pants!
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.[shows the rip in his pants and runs around store] Ripped Pants a la mode!^ Ripped Pants a la mode!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If they’re under 6, know them, if you think that they will run around with their pants down, I think you should reconsider taking them.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) …review and/or viewer comments | Christian Spotlight™ on the Movies | ChristianAnswers.Net 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.christiananswers.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[rips pants]

SpongeBob: Delivery!
[The chef looks at SpongeBob]
.SpongeBob: Did you order twenty cases of...ripped pants?!^ Dodge the same attacks that you did when you were Spongebob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom PS2 Cheats 11 September 2009 9:24 UTC www.neoseeker.com [Source type: General]

^ WTF did SpongeBob ever do to you ya fraggin bully.
  • Cartoon Central: spongebob squarepants archives 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC cartoons.blogcarnival.com [Source type: General]

^ What did you think about Spongebob Squarepants: Fear of a Krabby Patty ?
  • Spongebob Squarepants: Fear of a Krabby Patty - Movie Review 18 September 2009 7:15 UTC www.commonsensemedia.org [Source type: General]

[shows the rip in his pants through a cardboard box]

.Perch Perkins: And there's SpongeBob, ripping his...pants again.^ Ripped Pants ~ Spongebob overuses a joke and almost loses a friend.

^ SpongeBob's pants - Ran away from SpongeBob in " Ripped Pants and in his dream in " Procrastination ".
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob SquarePants Pants ripped off.
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[a wave swallows SpongeBob and he is washed ashore]
.Lifeguard: Hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach.^ SpongeBob and he is washed ashore] Lifeguard : Hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach.
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^ I'll just take the box while Patrick is sleeping, look in that box and give it back before Patrick wakes up.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[looks at him through a telescope] Holy fish paste, it's a guy! .[runs to SpongeBob and turns him over] Why!^ SpongeBob and turns him over] Why!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In the movie , why do you think SpongeBob stands by Mr. Krabs even though Mr. Krabs didn't give him the promotion?
  • nick.comall_nickmoviesspongebob - SpongeBob SquarePants Website Review 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.commonsensemedia.org [Source type: General]

^ [Patrick holds a painbrush covered in red paint on the ground behind him as he runs, to paint over their footprints] Patrick : I'm on it, SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Why! Why!
Sandy: SpongeBob!
.SpongeBob: [to Lifeguard] Come closer.^ When SpongeBob became a lifeguard, Larry called her to come and meet him, but she kicked sand in his face.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob : [to Lifeguard] Come closer.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I need...I need...
.Lifeguard: [tearfully] What do you need?^ Lifeguard : [tearfully] What do you need?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: A tailor...because I ripped my pants!^ SpongeBob : A tailor...because I ripped my pants!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : I guess so...except I ripped my pants!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : I'm not sure these are my pants.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.SpongeBob: [comes out of tent] Not ripped pants...^ Ripped Pants ~ Spongebob overuses a joke and almost loses a friend.

^ While I'm excited that the first season will be released, I must say it seems a little odd given how many SpongeBob discs have already come out.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants on DVD, Release Info, Reviews, News at TVShowsOnDVD.com 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.tvshowsondvd.com [Source type: General]

^ Squidward played the Flying Dutchman in Scaredy Pants and his costume scared SpongeBob when Squidward said "I've come for your pickle".
  • Squidward Tentacles - From SpongePedia, The First SpongeBob wiki! 3 February 2010 18:32 UTC en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com [Source type: General]

.[pulls off pants] Pants ripped off!^ SpongeBob SquarePants Pants ripped off.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We have watched and liked the TV cartoon for a long time, but this movie seemed to focus too much on pulling down pants, and showing off bottoms.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) …review and/or viewer comments | Christian Spotlight™ on the Movies | ChristianAnswers.Net 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.christiananswers.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Ah? Ah? .Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose!^ Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[realizes that the crowd is on the other side off the beach] Oh no!^ Jump off the other side and head to the left.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ You need to shut these lasers off (trust me, you do) so just go across this teeter-totter bridge to the other side.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob then makes a song concert with other unfortunate beach guys to tell her how he really feels in order to get her back.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

Everybody's gone, even Sandy! She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh no, no, no, no. We blew it, pants.
Pants: What do you mean "we"? [walks away]

[Lyrics to the song "Ripped Pants"]
SpongeBob: [spoken] I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky-high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
Band Members: [singing] When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
SpongeBob: [singing in a beautiful, heart-stopping voice]
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
Band Members: [singing] Or sand in your buns
SpongeBob: [singing] Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
All: [singing] And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants
[Crowd cheers]
Sandy: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Sandy!
[Sandy and SpongeBob hug]
Sandy: Your song was true. .If you wanna be my friend, just be yourself.^ You just gotta believe in yourself.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you wanna be my friend, just be yourself.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You might as well just reach into my wallet, take out a dollar, and put it on the wall.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV mistakes, goofs and bloopers 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.moviemistakes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Larry the Lobster: SpongeBob!^ Everyone is in awe of Larry the Lobster’s daredevil ways, especially SpongeBob and Patrick.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Boxxet 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.boxxet.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

That song was so righteous! .Would you...sign my pants?^ Would you...sign my pants?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you know what that would do to my complexion?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (An inside joke about the length of many SpongeBob episodes) "Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?"
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: Sure thing, buddy. .[starts to sign Larry's pants, but his underwear rips off.^ SpongeBob SquarePants Pants ripped off.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

He covers his private part. There is a whistle]

Jellyfishing [1.3a]

[SpongeBob and Patrick are welcoming Squidward home from the hospital]
.SpongeBob: Welcome home, Squidward!^ [SpongeBob and Patrick are welcoming Squidward home from the hospital] SpongeBob : Welcome home, Squidward!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The Splinter When SpongeBob gets a stubborn splinter, Squidward threatens him with being...sent home!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 6, Volume 1 : DVD Talk Review of the DVD Video 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob : [singing] Welcome, home Sandy, you know that, we missed ya— Bus Driver : NO!!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Patrick: Merry Christmas!^ Patrick : Merry Christmas!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to think of ways to make Squidward's day the "best day ever"]
.Patrick: How about some soup on your best day ever?^ It's the best show in history, I don't know how some people manage to hate it!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants on TV.com 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Now you know some information about computer viruses and how to destroy them.
  • BLOGVASION: April 2008 16 September 2009 5:34 UTC www.blogvasion.com [Source type: General]

^ When SpongeBob and Patrick find that Squidward is recovering from a bicycling accident, they take him jellyfishing and are determined to make his first day back from the hospital his "best day ever".
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

[Squidward scowls at his bowl of soup, in which the letters spell "BEST DAY EVER". Patrick picks up a spoon]
.Patrick: Here we go!^ Patrick picks up a spoon] Patrick : Here we go!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs sees the pandemonium SpongeBob and Patrick are causing in the Krusty Krab] Mr. Krabs : What the devilfish is going on here?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Puff : [picks up SpongeBob and Patrick by their heads] What's going on here?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Patrick scoops up a spoonful of soup and offers it to Squidward, who refuses]
Patrick: Oh, it's a little hot.
[He blows a little too hard on the soup, and the soup ends up flying into .Squidward's bandaged face.^ [He blows a little too hard on the soup, and the soup ends up flying into Squidward's bandaged face.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Realizing that the spoon is empty, Patrick scoops up more soup and inadvertently blows it into Squidward's face again.^ [Patrick scoops up a spoonful of soup and offers it to Squidward, who refuses] Patrick : Oh, it's a little hot.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Realizing that the spoon is empty, Patrick scoops up more soup and inadvertently blows it into Squidward's face again.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [He blows a little too hard on the soup, and the soup ends up flying into Squidward's bandaged face.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

This continues until finally SpongeBob takes the bowl away]
.SpongeBob: Uh, I don't think soup is the best thing for him on his best day ever.^ SpongeBob : Uh, Patrick, I think the award is for me.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ This continues until finally SpongeBob takes the bowl away] SpongeBob : Uh, I don't think soup is the best thing for him on his best day ever.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Plankton : Don't listen to him, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[motioning towards Squidward's prized clarinet] How about some music on your best day ever, played on your very own clarinet?^ Squidward : How about a break?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward's prized clarinet] How about some music on your best day ever, played on your very own clarinet?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to think of ways to make Squidward's day the "best day ever"] Patrick : How about some soup on your best day ever?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[SpongeBob takes Squidward's clarinet and blows hard, only to produce a terrible, ear-splitting noise]
SpongeBob: Sorry. My lips are a little dry...
[He spends the next few moments licking his lips, until they are completely wet with his saliva. Just as SpongeBob is about to have another go on the clarinet, Patrick snatches the clarinet away]
Patrick: Music isn't best either!

Patrick: Firmly grasp it in your hand. .[Squidward drops jellyfishing net] Firmly grasp it.^ Squidward makes them jellyfishing nets, inventing the sport of jellyfishing.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.[Squidward drops jellyfishing net again] Firmly grasp it!^ Squidward makes them jellyfishing nets, inventing the sport of jellyfishing.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

[forces the jellyfishing net through the cast and onto Squidward's hand, who screams muffled]

Plankton! [1.3b]

.Plankton: Hey, let me go!^ I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'll let you go, squirt ... on a flying saucer! [puts Plankton on a plate and throws him out the door of the Krusty Krab]

.Plankton: Any last words, SpongeBob SecretPants?^ When he doesn't, Plankton has to go to his last resort - controlling SpongeBob's mind.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

SpongeBob: [realizing it's no use to fight] I just have to say I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabs down. .I let all of Bikini Bottom down.^ Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I let all of Bikini Bottom down.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Only you can help our heroes save Mr. Krabs and all of Bikini Bottom from Plankton's dreaded "Plan Z".
  • SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.macfriends.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[tears fill his eyes and leak down his face] But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty...with your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steaming goodness...^ I let all of Bikini Bottom down.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Your Krabby Patty Pizza is here!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty...with your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steaming goodness...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Plankton: [enticed] Steaming?
.SpongeBob: [sadly] I'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.^ A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Plankton is an evil little guy who tries to steal the secret crabby patty recipe from Spongebob's boss, Mr. Krabs, who runs The Krusty Krab restaurant.
  • We Love SpongeBob-Squarepants! 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Ah, Spongebob loves his job at the Krusty Krab, made the most perfect of undersea foods - the Krabby Patty!
  • Spongebob Squarepants Wall Border Room Decor Bedding Games 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebobfunstuff.com [Source type: General]

.Plankton: [drooling] Yes.^ Plankton : [drooling] Yes.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.YES! [dives out of SpongeBob's head] Come to Papa!^ While I'm excited that the first season will be released, I must say it seems a little odd given how many SpongeBob discs have already come out.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants on DVD, Release Info, Reviews, News at TVShowsOnDVD.com 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.tvshowsondvd.com [Source type: General]

^ In Breath of Fresh Squidward he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night.
  • Squidward Tentacles - From SpongePedia, The First SpongeBob wiki! 3 February 2010 18:32 UTC en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com [Source type: General]

^ What year did the show Spongebob Squarepants come out?
  • WikiAnswers - SpongeBob SquarePants Questions including "What is the secret character code in Spongebob Monopoly and where should you type it" 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC wiki.answers.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.[bounces off the top bun and falls into the analyzer] Oh, boy.^ Turn into a Spongeball and go up the ramp, bounce off the boat, and go to the road on the other side.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Just bounce diagonally into the wall, when you bounce off, turn diagonally into the other wall.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ [Inside Patrick's rock, Patrick is woken up by his alarm clock at 3:00 AM] Patrick : Oh, boy, 3 AM! [pulls off his blanket to reveal a Krabby Patty and eats it] .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[the analyzer zaps him]
.Karen: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.^ Karen: Plankton- One percent evil, ninety-nine percent hot gas.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Karen : Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob & Patrick Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[While SpongeBob is walking home]
SpongeBob: Plankton? .What are you doing here?^ Squidward : What are you two doing here?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Patrick, what are you doing here?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What are you doing here?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Plankton: I just want to talk.^ Plankton : I just want to talk.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You could say we're friends, right?^ You're right, SpongeBob.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You're doing it right now.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Yup, I guess you're right.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: Um...no.^ SpongeBob : Um...no.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Plankton: Acquaintances?
SpongeBob: No.
.Plankton: [thinks] Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?^ Plankton : CORRECT! Squidward : So if we play loud, people might think we're good!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : [a bubble floats to SpongeBob and pops] Yeah, well, I think you're ugly!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Plankton : [thinks] Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: I...guess so.
.Plankton: You see?^ Plankton : You see?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Everything works out.

.Plankton: SpongeBob, you will be mine!^ N is for no survivors when you-- SpongeBob : Plankton!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Plankton : SpongeBob, you will be mine!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [runs forward] FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB! Plankton : Win this one because I told you to!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[takes out a gramophone and begins playing it]
.Singer: [singing on the record] Letters of the alphabet A, B, C....^ Singer : [singing on the record] Letters of the alphabet A, B, C....
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Plankton: [laughs, then notices the incorrect music]
[Plnakton flips the record to the correct side, which plays ominous music]
Plankton: [laughs evily]

.Plankton: Hear me Krabs, when I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business!^ "Discuss the secret formula for the Krabby Patty."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : What does yours say, Plankton?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He intends on getting the secret Krabby Patty formula and putting the Krusty Krab out of business.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

I WENT TO COLLEGE!

Naughty Nautical Neighbors [1.4a]

[SpongeBob and .Patrick are playing a game in which they whisper messages to each other using bubbles.^ Too bad, because i actually like the other SB games i've played.
  • Spongebob Squarepants The Game - Shop Smarter.com 15 September 2009 8:21 UTC www.smarter.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In Idiot Box , SpongeBob and Patrick buy a TV so that they can play with the box.
  • Squidward Tentacles - From SpongePedia, The First SpongeBob wiki! 3 February 2010 18:32 UTC en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com [Source type: General]

^ On the plus side they had a great time doing it and continue to play it again and again and have played the mini games as...
  • Spongebob Squarepants The Game - Shop Smarter.com 15 September 2009 8:21 UTC www.smarter.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.SpongeBob dips his bubble wand into his bottle of bubble mix, thinks a moment, then whispers a message into his bubble.^ SpongeBob goes into the bathroom to wash his hands, and when he uses the soap dispenser, it produces bubbles.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ He is known to not do anything, and usually gets SpongeBob mixed into his situations.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

The bubble floats to Patrick and pops, and SpongeBob's message is revealed]
.SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick.^ Hi Spongebob -Patrick Those guys are dorks."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Group runs off after smelling his breath] Patrick : [waves SpongeBob at another group] YOU LOOK AT IT! SpongeBob : Hi.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The bubble floats to Patrick and pops, and SpongeBob's message is revealed] SpongeBob : Hi, Patrick.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Patrick giggles, then dips his own wand into his own bottle, then shoves the wand into his mouth and takes it out before dipping it into his bottle again and whispering his own message to SpongeBob. The bubble floats to SpongeBob and pops, revealing Patrick's message]
.Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.^ Plankton : [after Patrick and SpongeBob make up] Hey!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[SpongeBob laughs, much to Squidward's annoyance]

.SpongeBob: [into his bubble] Patrick, you're my best friend in the whole neighborhood.^ SpongeBob : [singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : You're right.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob : Uh, Squidward, you're stepping on my foot.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Squidward whispers a message into his own bubble, and the bubble replaces SpongeBob's bubble and floats on to Patrick]
.Squidward: [as SpongeBob] Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.^ Patrick : You know, you worry too much.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob and Patrick You ate my candy bar!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SpongeBob : Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Patrick doesn't look happy at the moment he hears the message. .He dips his wand into his bottle and whispers a message.^ He dips his wand into his bottle and whispers a message.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob dips his bubble wand into his bottle of bubble mix, thinks a moment, then whispers a message into his bubble.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Patrick giggles, then dips his own wand into his own bottle, then shoves the wand into his mouth and takes it out before dipping it into his bottle again and whispering his own message to SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It floats over to SpongeBob]
.Patrick: Do you really think that, SpongeBob?^ SpongeBob : Uh, Patrick, I think the award is for me.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : You're a saint, SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: [into his bubble] Of course, Patrick!^ Cake Recipe Christmas with SpongeBob This is based upon a story, incorporated into a PowerPoint slideshow, that I created for one of my UMUC college courses.
  • Spongebob Squarepants - Associated Content - Topic - associatedcontent.com 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.associatedcontent.com [Source type: General]

^ The two bubbles merge together to form one colossal bubble] SpongeBob : Patrick?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [into his bubble very confused] Patrick, what are you talking about?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Anyone with eyes could see that!^ Anyone with eyes could see that!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Patrick: [a bubble floats to SpongeBob and pops] Yeah, well, I think you're ugly!^ Patrick : You're right.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : You okay, Patrick?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It floats over to SpongeBob] Patrick : Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Yellow is ugly! [blows a raspberry, then blows a shorter raspberry]
.SpongeBob: [into his bubble very confused] Patrick, what are you talking about?^ The Cruise Bubble comes in very handy for this part (if you are Spongebob).
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Can Can - SpongeBob and Patrick have a bubble party in the bathroom.
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Spongebob & Patrick Have you forgotten what we have been looking for knee-deep in yesterday's top 40 songs?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Squidward: [disguised as Patrick] SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you.^ Squidward : No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : You okay, Patrick?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You give bottom dwellers a bad name!^ As part of the registration process for the feature or function, you will choose a user name and password (or we may assign an initial password which we will give you the option to change).
  • Spongebob Squarepants - Karate Island | SPIKE 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Friend or Foe | SPIKE 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

.If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!^ If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward Patrick, if I had one dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show Quotes 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.retrojunk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "SpongeBob" is one of those shows that lets you shut off your brain and escape to a wacky, wacky place.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants on DVD, Release Info, Reviews, News at TVShowsOnDVD.com 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.tvshowsondvd.com [Source type: General]

.Squidward: [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : [to SpongeBob and Patrick] HEY! Look at what you did to me!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop, as some newspaper!^ I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop, as some newspaper!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ There is a knock at door and he answers] Doctor : Yeah, uh, we're from the pet hospital down the street, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Patrick: [shouting] Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!^ Patrick : [shouting] Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : No, you big dummy!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: Yeah, well that means uh...so are you!
.Patrick: Then you're a turkey!^ Patrick Star: I don't see where you're going with this.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants TV mistakes, goofs and bloopers 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC www.moviemistakes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

SpongeBob: What's that?!
Patrick: It's what you are!
SpongeBob: Yeah? .Well, you're a bigger one!^ Well, you're a bigger one!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Ah well, boys, you're free to go.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Patrick: Well, you're still yellow!^ Patrick : You're right.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : Patrick, you're back.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : Patrick, you're fired.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And do you know what else is yellow?!
SpongeBob: WHAT?!
Patrick: YOU ARE!
SpongeBob: YEAH?! WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CALL ME 'CAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN ANYWAY!

[Squidward has accidentally swallowed his fork, and now his windpipe is blocked]
Patrick: Wow! Squidward, you're choking! .I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first...^ I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I should shoot first, myself or my son.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Oh well.

[Squidward left SpongeBob and Patrick alone in his house, and came back from the store to find his house completely destroyed, all that is left is bluish rubble]
Squidward: What a surprise. .I invited them in, and I left them alone.^ I invited them in, and I left them alone.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Well, Squidward, what have we learned today?^ Well, Squidward, what have we learned today?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.SpongeBob: [singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world.^ SpongeBob : [singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, my best friend!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[starts playing the bassinet very badly] Squidward is my best friend in the sea.^ SpongeBob : [singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, my best friend!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[starts playing the bassinet very badly again. He lets go of his bow and the bow flies into a picture of Squidward]
Squidward: Aaah! [growls and breaks the bow in half on his knee]
.SpongeBob: [singing] Squidward...^ SpongeBob : [singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob and Squidward are walking in the wilderness] SpongeBob : [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, absolutivally!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [singing] Squidward...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[is playing the bassinet like a guitar]
.Patrick: [poking his head inside] ...likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.^ Patrick : Spongebob, I don't like it here.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : [poking his head inside] ...likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When SpongeBob aired in 1999, it gained a significant number of viewers in the ratings, eventually becoming more popular than Rugrats had ever been.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

[Spongebob slams the door in Patrick's face]
Patrick: OOMF!
.SpongeBob: And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!^ [Spongebob slams the door in Patrick's face] Patrick : OOMF! SpongeBob : And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Part of the show's appeal has to do with the childlike nature of SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick Star, both of whom are adults but display an innocence typical of human children.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ After the park is destroyed, SpongeBob's gift arrives and Patrick becomes friends with SpongeBob and Sandy again.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

[hits the bassinet against the floor and it breaks] Um... I can fix this.
[Squidward kicks SpongeBob out of his house]
SpongeBob: So uh... .I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward?^ I'll see you at the ceremony.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll see you in a week.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Call me!

.SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward?^ SpongeBob : Guess what, Squidward?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Patrick: Me and Spongebob are friends again!^ After SpongeBob and Patrick disturbed her sleep, she mistook her two friends for the criminals.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Patrick : Me and Spongebob are friends again!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Spongebob slams the door in Patrick's face] Patrick : OOMF! SpongeBob : And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Squidward: Great. .Go be friends somewhere else.^ Go be friends somewhere else.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?^ SpongeBob : Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : You don't even have fingernails!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You just require a little help.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Squidward: NO! OUT!
SpongeBob: Psst. I think he's jealous.
.Patrick: How pathetic.^ Patrick : How pathetic.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Squidward: [growls, slams his door, a nearby bubble pops into it and the door falls on Squidward] Ohh, my back!^ [Squidward slams the door shut] .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : [growls, slams his door, a nearby bubble pops into it and the door falls on Squidward] Ohh, my back!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It goes all the way into the back of Squidward's throat.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Boating School [1.4b]

[at the beginning of SpongeBob's 38th boating test]
Mrs. Puff: First we must--
.SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam!^ SpongeBob's 38th boating test] Mrs. Puff : First we must-- SpongeBob : First I must pass the oral exam!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I must have passed out in SpongeBob's kitchen, on the ceiling.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.^ I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Puff: I know. Okay. .Number one, what is the front of the boat?^ Number one, what is the front of the boat?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: The bow.
Mrs. Puff: What is the back?
SpongeBob: Stern!
Mrs. Puff: Number three. Right is--
SpongeBob: Starboard! .[answering the remaining questions] Port, skipper, deck, cabin, gally, keel, 1924!^ Port, skipper, deck, cabin, gally, keel, 19 24 !
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Puff: You've passed the oral test. What a surprise. .Now, it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam.^ Now, it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Okay, SpongeBob...get in the boat.^ Okay, SpongeBob...get in the boat.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: Oh, wha...in this boat? Right here? [looks at watch nervously] Is it time already?
Mrs. Puff: Get in the boat, SpongeBob!
.SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, absolutely.^ SpongeBob : Oh yeah.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs is trying to get out of his chair) SpongeBob : Oh, yeah.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Oh, yeah, absolutely.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[gets into boat and closes eyes with a smile, confidently]
Mrs. Puff: All you have to do is get on the track. .[SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe as he looks down the track which becomes longer and longer in delusion] Okay, SpongeBob.^ [SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe as he looks down the track which becomes longer and longer in delusion] Okay, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Later he approaches SpongeBob, who is sprawled face down on the ground in a pool of tears] SpongeBob : [looking up tearfully] Did he change his mind?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Examples include Mr. Krab's telling Spongebob to keep his eyes peeled, and Spongebob will peel his eyelids open.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants on TV.com 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

What's the first thing you do?
SpongeBob: 1924?
Mrs. Puff: No...no. .First thing is to...start the boat.^ Warner Brothers and MGM that got the whole thing started in the first place.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ First thing is to...start the boat.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Mrs. .Puff turns it on as SpongeBob begins to shake and scream hysterically] SpongeBob!^ Puff turns it on as SpongeBob begins to shake and scream hysterically] SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Oh, so we can't say anything bad about [turns and shakes his rear] Teeeexas.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Puff and SpongeBob screaming, "no, no, no!"
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob! Relax! It's only the boat.
.SpongeBob: [stops] The boat?^ SpongeBob : [stops] The boat?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
.SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!^ SpongeBob : Okay, floor it!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[kicks down on the gas pedal as the boat begins to go in reverse at high speeds, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob screaming, "no, no, no!" and "floor it!" respectively. .The boat crashes into a lighthouse, breaking off the upper half of it.^ The boat crashes into a lighthouse, breaking off the upper half of it.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Turn into a Spongeball and go up the ramp, bounce off the boat, and go to the road on the other side.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ The boat flies into the air and lands on a main road] Sergeant Roderick : MAYDAY! MAYDAY! YOU'RE OFF COURSE! .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Puff puffs up]
Mrs. Puff: [deep voice] Oh, SpongeBob...WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!
.Off-Screen Fish: My leg!^ Off-Screen Fish : My leg!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ J. Derida might point out that assuming that a cartoon sponge and a cartoon star fish are having sex with each other off screen is an enormous leap from what can read in the script.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[at the beginning of SpongeBob's 39th boating test]
.Patrick: [through radio] Pat to Sponge.^ SpongeBob's 39th boating test] Patrick : [through radio] Pat to Sponge.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Pat to Sponge. Testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing, testing... .TESTING! TEST! TEST! DO YOU READ?!^ TESTING! TEST! TEST! DO YOU READ?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear.^ Read this article for how you can give your child a fun Spongebob room!
  • Spongebob Squarepants - Associated Content - Topic - associatedcontent.com 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.associatedcontent.com [Source type: General]

^ Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You will need Spongebob to clear the path since two Sleepy-time robots are in the way.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Patrick: Got your apple ready? .[SpongeBob takes out apple] Lucky undergarments?^ [SpongeBob takes out apple] Lucky undergarments?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Fine, I'll take it out!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Patrick giggles, then dips his own wand into his own bottle, then shoves the wand into his mouth and takes it out before dipping it into his bottle again and whispering his own message to SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[adjusting telescope] Hold on, hold on. .[sees SpongeBob wearing underpants that say "LUCKY"] Bingo!^ SpongeBob wearing underpants that say "LUCKY"] Bingo!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Patrick sees a sign saying, "You are now leaving Bikini Bottom"] Patrick : SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Patrick walks off of SpongeBob then picks him up and sees him wearing the Hall Monitor uniform.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Underwear, Apple, and Me! You're ready to get that license!

Mrs. Puff: No, no! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it? Okay, floor it! [almost floors the boat]
Patrick: Freeze, mister! Big toe.
[SpongeBob's big toe slides out and he floors the boat slowly]

[near the end of the driving test]
SpongeBob: I'm cheating, Mrs. Puff! I'm cheating!
Mrs. Puff: It's okay, SpongeBob! You can cheat! Cheat that way! [points towards the finish line]
SpongeBob: NO! I'm cheating!

Pizza Delivery [1.5a]

Squidward: Let go of the pizza!
SpongeBob: No! It's for the customer!
.Squidward: Who cares about the customer?^ Squidward : Who cares about the customer?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Nobody cares about the fate of laborers as long as they can get their instant gratification.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : [about SpongeBob, who has decided to go live in the wild] He took off his pants.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: I do!
.Squidward: Well, I don't!^ Squidward : Well, I don't!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Well, if moron theater is over, why don't we just have a look at this monster?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: [wind stops momentarily, SpongeBob gasps] Squidward!^ SpongeBob : [wind stops momentarily, SpongeBob gasps] Squidward!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp] Sandy : And I don't need this helmet, neither!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Sandy sees SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward being attacked by giant sea gulls] Sandy : [gasps] Holy guacamole!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[blown away by the wind]

[SpongeBob has backed the boat all the way out into the wilderness]
.SpongeBob: Backing up!^ Squidward tells SpongeBob to back up the delivery boat, but instead, he panics and throws the boat into reverse, speeding backwards into the distance.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

Backing up! Backing up!
[The engine sputters and dies, and the boat slows to a halt. SpongeBob is seen clutching the steering wheel, his eyes wide and his pupils fixed]
.SpongeBob: Backing up...^ Squidward tells SpongeBob to back up the delivery boat, but instead, he panics and throws the boat into reverse, speeding backwards into the distance.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 1) - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC nickelodeon.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.Squidward: Well, you backed up.^ Squidward : Well, you backed up.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : (holds up a mayonnaise bottle) You forgot your mayonnaise.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again] SpongeBob : I should have warned you about crawling.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And you know what? .I think we're out of gas.^ I think we're out of gas.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're out of your mind if you think I'm gonna eat that!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[climbs out of the boat] And you know what else?^ You know fried foods are O-U-T, out.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
.SpongeBob: [approaches Squidward with the pizza] And you know what else, else?^ You gotta know your SpongeBob.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Birthday Cake Spongebob Squarepants Quiz How much do you know about Spongebob?
  • Spongebob Squarepants - Associated Content - Topic - associatedcontent.com 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.associatedcontent.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

.I think the pizza's getting cold.^ I think the pizza's getting cold.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Squidward: [mock alarm] AND the pizza's cold?! .Oh, the pizza's cold!^ Oh, the pizza's cold!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Not the pizza! [genuine anger] Oh, how can it get any worse?
[Squidward kicks the boat angrily. The needle on the gas gauge points to FULL, and the boat springs to life and zooms away, leaving SpongeBob and Squidward all alone in the wilderness]

[SpongeBob and Squidward are making their way through the wilderness]
Squidward: Ow, ow, ow...
.SpongeBob: [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!^ [SpongeBob and Squidward are walking in the wilderness] SpongeBob : [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, absolutivally!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : Spongebob, what are you doing?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza--
Squidward: And my feet are killing me.

.Squidward: SpongeBob, that's just a stupid boulder!^ He is annoyed by SpongeBob, just as Squidward is.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ A fused SpongeBob/Squidward was presented to her just before her newborn son.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.SpongeBob: It's not just a boulder!^ SpongeBob : It's not just a boulder!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : SpongeBob, that's just a stupid boulder!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's a rock! [begins weeping] It's a rock. [sobbing] A roock! A roock! A rooock!
[Squidward looks on with disgust]
.SpongeBob: [climbing on top of the boulder] It's a big, beautiful, old rock!^ Get on top of the big rock and wait for the hook to head toward you.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!^ Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And it's in great shape.
.Squidward: SpongeBob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers?^ Will you forget the stupid pioneers?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Sponge Bob!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : It's Sponge-- [burps loudly] --Bob's fault!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left?^ Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae!^ That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.And now you're telling me they thought they could drive-- [SpongeBob drives the rock over him, squashing him flat into the ground] ...rocks?^ SpongeBob : Is that a burger you're eating?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did you?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Did you catch him?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[SpongeBob and Squidward are walking in the wilderness]
.SpongeBob: [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, absolutivally!^ [SpongeBob and Squidward are walking in the wilderness] SpongeBob : [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, absolutivally!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [runs forward] FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB! Plankton : Win this one because I told you to!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[making spitting sounds] The pbbth-pbbb-pbbh pizza pbbbbh-pbbbh pizza, pbb-pbbbh-ooga-bah-bah...^ The pbbth-pbbb-pbbh pizza pbbbbh-pbbbh pizza, pbb-pbbbh-ooga-bah-bah...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[muttering rhythmically] The [mumbling] pizza [mumbling] pizza [mumbling] pizza... [with voice of Otto from The Simpsons] Krusty Krraaaaaaaaabbb pizza is the pizza, yeah-ah-ah, for you and [high pitched] MEEEEEEEEE!

[SpongeBob and Squidward are totally lost in the wilderness, and are becoming worn out and hungry]
.Squidward: Sponge, we've gotta eat something!^ [SpongeBob and Squidward are totally lost in the wilderness, and are becoming worn out and hungry] Squidward : Sponge, we've gotta eat something!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Now you've ruined my appetite, go fetch me something to read!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: I heard that in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.^ SpongeBob : I heard that in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Squidward grabs a piece of coral and crams it into his mouth]
.SpongeBob: No, wait, it wasn't coral.^ [SpongeBob does] No wait!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob does] No wait, he's there too!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Squidward grabs a piece of coral and crams it into his mouth] SpongeBob : No, wait, it wasn't coral.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Squidward spits the coral out]
SpongeBob: Maybe it was sand...no, mud...
Squidward: Gimme the pizza!
.SpongeBob: Wait, I remember now!^ SpongeBob : Wait, I remember now!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It was coral!

.Spongebob: I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face!^ Look to your left (as you face the balcony across the room) and you will see another balcony.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Progress comes when we look into the eyes of another and see the face of God.---POTUS .
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SOCKS #2 AND #3 *** - Look to your right (as you face the exit) and you will see a balcony.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

[rings doorbell]
Tom: Yeah?
.Spongebob: Congratulations, Sir!^ Spongebob : Congratulations, Sir!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Your Krabby Patty Pizza is here!^ Your Krabby Patty Pizza is here!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabby Patty : Actually, in your arteries.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [In SpongeBob's dream] Krabby Patty : [points at SpongeBob's chest] I'll always be with you right here.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Tom: Wow, thanks.^ Tom : Wow, thanks.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I've been dying for one of these. Where's my drink?
Spongebob: What drink?
Tom: My drink! My Diet Dr. Kelp?! .Don't tell me you forgot my drink!^ Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sergeant Roderick : [grabs the shirt collar of Mr. Fitz] If I don't stop this thing, tell my wife I love her!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Why don't you tell me all the things I shouldn't do, if I want to keep the sea bears away?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Spongebob: [checks order] But you didn't order any...^ Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

.Tom: [aggravated] How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!^ After all, regardles of your point of view on any single issue, how are you supposed to improve your defense of your viewpoint without the opportunity for a serious debate ?
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Spongebob: But..but... [tears start rolling down his face]
.Tom: Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!?^ Tom : Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I find it more appealing In here?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[gives back the pizza] You call yourself a delivery boy?!^ You call yourself a delivery boy?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Barnacle Boy : You've lost, Mermaid Man, and the Superhero/Supervillain Rulebook says you have to give in to my demands!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Collect the Golden Spatula from Barnacle Boy _______________________________________________________________________________ - Activate the security switch before you go down the slide to get back to the area you started at.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.WELL I AIN'T BUYING!!!^ WELL I AIN'T BUYING!!!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Tom slams the door on Spongebob's face Spongebob then walks over to Squidward smiling and attempting not to cry]
Squidward: Sponge? Sponge? It's okay. Sponge?
[Spongebob drops the pizza, falls over, bursts into tears, and absorbs them]
Squidward: Sponge? [Squidward gets angry, picks up the pizza, marches up to Tom's house, and knocks on the door]
Tom: Another one? .Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!^ Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Squidward: Well, THIS one's on the HOUSE! [hurls the pizza into Tom's face.^ Squidward : Well, THIS one's on the HOUSE! [hurls the pizza into Tom's face.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The pie flies into Squidward's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb] Squidward : Ouch...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [He blows a little too hard on the soup, and the soup ends up flying into Squidward's bandaged face.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Later he approaches SpongeBob, who is sprawled face down on the ground in a pool of tears]
.SpongeBob: [looking up tearfully] Did he change his mind?^ SpongeBob thinks that he beats them up, but they are just pretending to make SpongeBob look good.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Change over to Spongebob at the bus stop and start going up the mountain.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Squidward: He sure did.^ Squidward : He sure did.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Ate the whole thing in one bite.^ Ate the whole thing in one bite.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Squidward: Oh, my aching tentacles!^ Squidward : Oh, my aching tentacles!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Home Sweet Pineapple [1.5b]

.Squidward: SpongeBob, is it time already for you to ruin my day?^ Patrick : Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob : Uh, Squidward, you're stepping on my foot.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : SpongeBob, are you okay?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?^ Patrick : Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : SpongeBob, is it time already for you to ruin my day?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Don't start without me!

.SpongeBob: Yeah, I like sleep overs.^ SpongeBob : Yeah, I like sleep overs.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Squidward: [half asleep] Yeah, me too.^ Squidward : [half asleep] Yeah, me too.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy [1.6a]

.SpongeBob: Do you remember the time the food supply in Atlantis was running low!?^ SpongeBob : Do you remember the time the food supply in Atlantis was running low!?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [runs forward] FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB! Plankton : Win this one because I told you to!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sandy : [runs over to SpongeBob and helps him up] You okay, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So you invented a ray gun that made things grow six times their size to shoot at the kelp gardens?^ So you invented a ray gun that made things grow six times their size to shoot at the kelp gardens?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : oops sorry, again, i would [drops the package on Man-Ray's foot again] Man-Ray : OW YOU BUTTERED FINGERED PINK THING! What's in that box anyway!!??
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But then, the evil Manray swoops down and swipes the gun away and starts shooting all the algae!^ But then, the evil Manray swoops down and swipes the gun away and starts shooting all the algae!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[imitates firing a gun] And he globs onto the undersea dome!^ And he globs onto the undersea dome!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[falls onto a table] And he starts sucking on the glass!^ And he starts sucking on the glass!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[drools as he speaks, his mouth on the table. He then notices the annoyed senior who is at the same table and sucks his drool back]
.Barnacle Boy: What's your point, kid?^ Barnacle Boy : [pointing to SpongeBob and Patrick] There it is!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ He then notices the annoyed senior who is at the same table and sucks his drool back] Barnacle Boy : What's your point, kid?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mermaid Man: [to Barnacle Boy] Get your hands off me, woman!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: You guys are the greatest heroes of all time and I think you should come out of retirement.^ Pearl : Come on, SpongeBob, you're a hip guy.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm all out of time cards.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Mermaid Man: I did it! .I feel five years younger!^ I feel five years younger!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Oh, it's good to be back!^ Oh, it's good to be back!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Barnacle Boy: [kindly] We did it, ya old coot.^ Barnacle Boy : [kindly] We did it, ya old coot.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ She also makes an appearance in " Shuffleboarding ," where Patrick and SpongeBob imitating Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, throw her in jail for being to old.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Barnacle Boy : IT'S NOT ME, YA OL' COOT!!!!!!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Mermaid Man: Who are you?^ The first area is basically you running through a few security systems to get to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Mermaid Man will have already given you a briefing about Patrick being surrounded by robots at the top of the slide.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ You will see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


.Mermaid Man: [to SpongeBob] Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf.^ Mermaid Man : Who are you?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mermaid Man : [to SpongeBob] Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Is that a burger you're eating?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!^ We don't belong out here!
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't need to be a man to do this.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Clerk: [bursts in] What is going on in here?!^ Clerk : [gives Spongebob his dry cleaning] Here you go Mr. Squarepants.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Clerk : [bursts in] What is going on in here?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Mermaid Man: [looks at clerk but points to Spongebob] You may kiss the bride!^ Mermaid Man : [looks at clerk but points to Spongebob] You may kiss the bride!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mermaid Man : Who are you?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob alone] Looks like you're the man...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[The clerk throws .SpongeBob out while wedding music plays.^ [The clerk throws SpongeBob out while wedding music plays.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Sad violin music begibns to play, and SpongeBob bursts into tears as he cuts up the onions] .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob rolls all the way back to his home where Patrick is waiting]
.Patrick: Did you reunite our heroes?^ Patrick, what did you eat?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : [to SpongeBob and Patrick] HEY! Look at what you did to me!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob and Patrick approach Tentacle Acres, ready to try to convince Squidward to return to Bikini Bottom] SpongeBob : You got our apology cake?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: No. But I'm married.

.SpongeBob: [wearing a dress, speaking in heavy feminine country accent] Oh, my.^ SpongeBob : [wearing a dress, speaking in heavy feminine country accent] Oh, my.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : AAH! Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob : Oh bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands [ edit ] Pranks a Lot [3.20b] .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

This purse is so big and heavy.
.Patrick: [wearing robber garb] Hold it right there, ma’am.^ Patrick : [wearing robber garb] Hold it right there, ma’am.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Patrick holding on to the jar panting] SpongeBob : Almost there...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I’ll be taking that! [grabs purse]
.SpongeBob: [screams] Hay-ulp!^ SpongeBob : [screams] Hay-ulp!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Hay-ulp! Hay-ulp! [Barnacle Boy stomps over]
Patrick: [hiding] It's working!
.SpongeBob: Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?^ SpongeBob : Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Patrick, what are you doing here?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [In SpongeBob's dream] Krabby Patty : [points at SpongeBob's chest] I'll always be with you right here.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Barnacle Boy: PIPE DOWN! You're gonna wake Mermaid Man and he's ornery when his nap is disturbed.^ Mermaid Man : Who are you?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy [1.6a] .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV [3.5a] .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Mermaid Man is seen with his face frozen in place]
.SpongeBob: Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open!^ [Mermaid Man is seen with his face frozen in place] SpongeBob : Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe as he looks down the track which becomes longer and longer in delusion] Okay, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ She also makes an appearance in " Shuffleboarding ," where Patrick and SpongeBob imitating Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, throw her in jail for being to old.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.Barnacle Boy: Confound it!^ Barnacle Boy : Confound it!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Get away from him!
Mermaid Man: [to Barnacle Boy] STOP SHOUTIN'! I'M NAPPIN'!
Barnacle Boy: IT'S NOT ME, YA OL' COOT!!!!!!

.Barnacle Boy: Time to come out of retirement!^ Barnacle Boy : Time to come out of retirement!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Man Ray - next to the Dirty Bubble is "the all-time greatest arch nemisis" of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob : You guys are the greatest heroes of all time and I think you should come out of retirement.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

There's evil afoot!
.Mermaid Man: EVIL! Where is it?^ Mermaid Man : EVIL! Where is it?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Barnacle Boy: [pointing to SpongeBob and Patrick] There it is!^ Barnacle Boy : [pointing to SpongeBob and Patrick] There it is!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob is appalled at how putrid Patrick's breath is] SpongeBob : Oh, barnacles!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ She also makes an appearance in " Shuffleboarding ," where Patrick and SpongeBob imitating Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, throw her in jail for being to old.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.You know what this means?^ And you know what that means!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Do you know what this means Patrick?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know what this means?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[opens box containing their rings]
.Mermaid Man: Donuts!^ Mermaid Man: Donuts!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Mermaid Man: [about SpongeBob] Here comes the TV repairman.^ Squidward : SpongeBob, come over here.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Plankton : SpongeBob, come in here!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mermaid Man : [about SpongeBob] Here comes the TV repairman.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Pickles [1.6b]

.SpongeBob: I anything can't do right, since because pickles.^ SpongeBob : I anything can't do right, since because pickles.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob : Remember, if you need anything, i'm here for you, because you and me?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Squidward: Let me guess, Tiny.^ Squidward : Let me guess, Tiny.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Let me guess.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

A small salad?
.Bubble Bass: I'll take a double triple barfy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease.^ Bubble Bass : I'll take a double triple barfy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
[Squidward stops writing the order after Bubble Bass begins to say "Make it cry"]
.Squidward: We serve food here, sir.^ Squidward : (hands a customer his tray of food) Here you go, sir.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Squidward stops writing the order after Bubble Bass begins to say "Make it cry"] Squidward : We serve food here, sir.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Bubble Bass: I believe you owe me two bucks.
Mr. Krabs: TWO BUCKS?!
Bubble Bass: Your guarantee.
[the camera zooms in on the Krusty Krab's menu and shows in microscopic print "money back guarantee"]

.Squidward: Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns.^ Squidward : Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Squidward peels the crust off of the Krabby Patty buns] Squidward : Happy?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Talent Show, sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[SpongeBob whips up a dozen Krabby Patties at top speed]
SpongeBob: One dozen cryin' cows on the farm, up!
.Squidward: [flatly] Thanks, Farmer Brown.^ Squidward : [flatly] Thanks, Farmer Brown.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Squidward: It's been a thrill serving you.^ Squidward : It's been a thrill serving you.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Customer: Could I get some extra salt?
.Squidward: We're all out.^ Squidward : We're all out.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward : And, all of a sudden, I have the sense we're all in danger.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros underwear, right Squidward?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Customer: Could you check?^ Customer : Could you check?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Squidward: No.
[Customer walks away offended]

.SpongeBob: Wait a minute! [seizes Bubble Bass' tongue and holds it up for all to see] Look, he's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!^ See that bag SpongeBob is holding?
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SpongeBob : Wait a minute!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob holds up two candy bars] SpongeBob : Look what I've got!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: And there's the pickles from last time, too!
Lady: And there's my car keys!
[The angry crowd surrounds Bubble Bass on every side]
.Bubble Bass: [nervously] And...there's my ride!^ [The angry crowd surrounds Bubble Bass on every side] Bubble Bass : [nervously] And...there's my ride!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Bubble Bass bolts out of the Krusty Krab]

Hall Monitor [1.7a]

Patrick: SpongeBob! I see him!
SpongeBob: Where is he, Patrick?
.Patrick: At the intersection of Conch and Coral.^ Patrick : At the intersection of Conch and Coral.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[SpongeBob turns to see the street signs "Conch" and "Coral"]
.SpongeBob: He's right on top of me, but I can’t see him!^ He's right on top of me, but I can’t see him!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Look to your right and you will see a stack of Tikis (mostly Thunder) with a sock at the very top.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ [Gary sees the fliers SpongeBob and Patrick have been posting all over town, and realizes that SpongeBob wants him back] SpongeBob : [in Gary's mind] Gary, please come back to me!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What's he doing?
.Patrick: Um, he's just standing there...menacingly!^ Krabs : Now are you gonna order something, or just stand there, 'cause there's a standin' fee.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Scooter : [buried up to his head in sand; to Bubble Buddy] Don't just stand there, dude!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : Um, he's just standing there...menacingly!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[over walkie-talkie] GET OUT OF THERE, SPONGEBOB!
SpongeBob: YYYYAAAAAHHHHH!
Patrick: That's his maniac screech. He's going to attack! .[SpongeBob is running around in circles crying] He's actin' all crazy!^ [SpongeBob is running around in circles crying] He's actin' all crazy!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Please scream while running around in circles.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob's statement, "All this running is good for your buns and thighs."
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

Run! .Hide behind that building!^ Hide behind that building!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[SpongeBob does so] No, he's behind that building!^ [SpongeBob does] No wait, he's there too!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob does] No wait!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob does so] No, he's behind that building!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Quick, hide behind that street sign!^ Quick, hide behind that street sign!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[SpongeBob does] No wait!^ [SpongeBob does] No wait!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Squidward grabs a piece of coral and crams it into his mouth] SpongeBob : No, wait, it wasn't coral.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The maniac just went behind that sign!^ The maniac just went behind that sign!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Quick! .Get under the street light!^ Get under the street light!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[SpongeBob does] No wait, he's there too!^ [SpongeBob does] No wait!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob does] No wait, he's there too!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Squidward grabs a piece of coral and crams it into his mouth] SpongeBob : No, wait, it wasn't coral.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Run for your life!^ Run for your life!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[SpongeBob jumps inside a mailbox.^ [SpongeBob jumps inside a mailbox.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Squidward has just been pummeled by a vicious sea bear] SpongeBob : Quick, jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Relieved, he relaxes. He hears interference on his walkie-talkie, and answers it]
.SpongeBob: Say again, deputy?^ He hears interference on his walkie-talkie, and answers it] SpongeBob : Say again, deputy?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Patrick: The maniac's in the mailbox!
SpongeBob: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs around in the mailbox, demolishing some buildings]
[A "Wanted Sign" with SpongeBob's picture on it falls in SpongeBob's hands]
SpongeBob: Huh... .This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac...^ This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

wait a minute, Patrick. I'm the maniac! [holds up wanted sign]
Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[As SpongeBob's walking down the street]
.SpongeBob: I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on patroooll.^ [As SpongeBob's walking down the street] SpongeBob : I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on patroooll.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[stops as he sees puddle of ice cream on the ground] Vandals!^ [SpongeBob sees Plankton sitting on a bench with two ice cream cones, crying] SpongeBob : Plankton?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [SpongeBob gestures toward the ice cream on the ground]] I'm a bad person!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Another crime. .[scoops up a glob of ice cream with his finger and tastes it] Hmmm...strawberry.^ Dairy treat - In Roller Cowards , SpongeBob talked to this double scoop strawberry ice cream cone as his conscience.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ If that fails, the Patrick Robot will spin around throwing up ice cream goo all over the place.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob : Bubble Buddy, you go dig him up while I get us some ice cream.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I must act! .[ice cream falls on his head.^ Patrick : [falls over when the ice cream gets bigger] Whoa!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Patrick is sitting on the wall above him eating ice cream]
Patrick!^ [He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[Patrick looks around confused] Patrick!^ [Patrick looks around confused] Patrick!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick's eyes and they look around] Patrick : Nice place you got here!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : [looking confused] But I can see it .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!^ [He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : My ice cream!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hey, look, free ice cream!
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

.Patrick: My ice cream!^ [He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : My ice cream!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : That's my ice cream!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's alive! AAAAHHHHHHH! [drops ice cream onto SpongeBob's face]

(Mrs. Puff is broadcasting live to her class from jail.)
Mrs. Puff: Remember class, red means stop, and green means go. And Spongebob?
SpongeBob: Yes, Mrs. Puff?
Mrs. Puff: I'd like to see you after class, six months from now!

Sandy's Rocket [1.8a]

Patrick: Pardon my French, but GET THIS THING OFF ME!

SpongeBob: Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. .How can you be so naive?^ How can you be so naive?
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There's evidence all around us. .How do you explain Atlantis?^ How do you explain Atlantis?
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Cowlicks? 99 cent stores? .And how about those mysterious circles that show up in Kelp Fields over night?^ And how about those mysterious circles that show up in Kelp Fields over night?
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^ SpongeBob : It look's a little dusty around table 3, how about if you sweep it up?
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.[circles her, drawing a circle with his shoes, then points at it] DAAH! There's one now!^ DAAH! There's one now!
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^ SpongeBob : First, I draw this head, then erase some of the more detailed features, and one, two, three, a circle, uh, thingy.
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.SpongeBob: Stop, Patrick!^ SpongeBob : Stop, Patrick!
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^ Patrick : HO HO HO! SpongeBob : Stop it, Patrick!
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.Can't you see this is all a trick?^ Can't you see this is all a trick?
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^ Krabs sees his paint-covered dollar] Mr. Krabs : Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?
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^ And since all that irrational stuff exists in their mind, then you can see how easy it is to also believe in the devil and magic.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.The aliens are projecting our memories onto the environment.^ The aliens are projecting our memories onto the environment.
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.They're trying to confuse us, Patrick.^ They're trying to confuse us, Patrick.
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^ Spongebob and Patrick scream as they are chased off SpongeBob : Patrick, do you ever think Squidward likes us too much?
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^ Patrick : [about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone] They're preeeeeeettyyy!
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.Patrick: So you mean to say that they've taken what we thought we think and are making us think our thoughts we've been thinking the thoughts we think that we thought...I think?^ Patrick : Oh, you mean like this?
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^ Patrick : That is because you rarely think.
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^ What makes you think Gary can't compete?
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.Patrick: [points at Squidward's hot water bottle] SpongeBob, what's that thing?^ Barnacle Boy : [pointing to SpongeBob and Patrick] There it is!
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^ [They see Squidward flying out of Tentacle Acres using a reefblower as a jetpack] SpongeBob : Well, we know one thing...it sure isn't that guy!
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^ [Squidward left SpongeBob and Patrick alone in his house, and came back from the store to find his house completely destroyed, all that is left is bluish rubble] Squidward : What a surprise.
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.[SpongeBob pulls it out; Patrick holds his nose] I think I'm gonna be sick!^ Patrick : SpongeBob, when are you gonna learn?
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^ SpongeBob's window] Is Patrick thinking again?
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^ [SpongeBob pulls it out; Patrick holds his nose] I think I'm gonna be sick!
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.SpongeBob: Patrick, do you know what this thing is?^ You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ It is up to Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy to help set things right again.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

Patrick: a Stinky!
SpongeBob: No, it's an egg sac. Let's look at the embryo. [Patrick shines a flashlight on it; SpongeBob's hands are illuminated]
.SpongeBob & Patrick: Twins...^ [Patrick shines a flashlight on it; SpongeBob's hands are illuminated] SpongeBob & Patrick : Twins...
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.SpongeBob: So, you were an alien all the time, and you didn't even tell me!^ Krabs : Why didn't you tell me?
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^ SpongeBob : So, you were an alien all the time, and you didn't even tell me!
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^ SpongeBob : You don't even have fingernails!
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.Patrick: I didn't even know!^ Patrick : I didn't even know!
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^ [Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird] SpongeBob : Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
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^ Patrick : [puts his finger in his head] Huh, I didn't even know I had an ear.
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SpongeBob: Yeah? .Well I got you now!^ Well I got you now!
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^ Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now!
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^ SpongeBob : You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
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.Patrick: Oh, but it's not you that's got me, it's-- [popping noise; Patrick has captured himself] ...^ Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : Oh, you mean like this?
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^ The bank-- Oh, it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but-- SpongeBob : PATRICK!!
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me that's got me!

SpongeBob: The moon! Can I go?
.Sandy: No way, SpongeBob.^ Sandy : No way, SpongeBob.
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^ Patrick : No way, SpongeBob!
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^ [After Patrick almost wakes up Sandy] SpongeBob : No, Pat!
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Especially with your little mishap with my whirlybird. [shown a graveyard of dead animals]

Squeaky Boots [1.8b]

Mr. Krabs: It's not the boots, it's the booty! .Err, um, the person in the boots!^ Err, um, the person in the boots!
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.You're a great fry cook, SpongeBob!^ Patrick : You're a saint, SpongeBob!
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^ You're a great fry cook, SpongeBob!
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^ SpongeBob : Is that a burger you're eating?
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SpongeBob: You really think so, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: I do, son. .[gives SpongeBob money] Here's your paycheck, SpongeBob.^ SpongeBob money] Here's your paycheck, SpongeBob.
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^ Come spend your money here!
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^ Clerk : [gives Spongebob his dry cleaning] Here you go Mr. Squarepants.
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[gives more money] Plus, a bonus! .[takes bonus back] Well, there's your paycheck anyway...^ Take it easy back there, fellas.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Well, there's your paycheck anyway...
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^ Activate the cannon, turn right, and jump/hover to the stern (back part) of that ship (there is a treasure chest there as well).
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

I need a vacation.

[Squidward storms out of the Krusty Krab, accidentally hitting Mr. Krabs in the face as he bursts through the front doors]
Squidward: That's it, Mr. Krabs! .I'm taking my vacation now!^ I'm taking my vacation now!
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^ I'll start taking contributions to pay my contempt fine now.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mr. Krabs: [with his face pressed against the glass of the door] What's wrong, Mr. Squidward?
.Squidward: I can't take The World's Greatest Fry Cook anymore!^ Kelp Forest Bug (" Club SpongeBob ") A very small bug that Squidward cooks in a frying pan until food falls from the sky for SpongeBob and Patrick.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Squidward : I can't take The World's Greatest Fry Cook anymore!
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^ According to Squidward, he was a fry cook who accidentally sliced his hand off and replaced it with a spatula, and that when he was hit by a bus he was fired at his funeral.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.I'll see you in a week.^ I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward?
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^ I'll see you in a week.
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^ Tom : [drives the tour bus up right next to them] And on your right if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of spray paint!
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Mr. Krabs: What would you like?
Tom: I'll take a [squeak].
Mr. Krabs: What did you say?
.Tom: I said, I'll take a [squeak].^ Tom : I'll take a [squeak] .
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^ Tom : I said, I'll take a [squeak] .
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SpongeBob: I heard his order, Mr. Krabs, he said he wants the [squeak].
Mr. Krabs: Huh?! [montage which leads to Krabs going insane]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBoy, me Bob!

Mr. Krabs: That squeakin' is money to my ears...I mean music.

Nature Pants [1.9a]

Mr. Krabs:(noticing burnt patties on the grill) SpongeBob...SpongeBob? .Wake up, boy!^ Wake up, boy!
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.You're burning me money!^ You're burning me money!
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^ You're scaring away me money!"
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^ And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money!
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.Squidward: [about SpongeBob, who has decided to go live in the wild] He took off his pants.^ Squidward : Who cares about the customer?
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^ Squidward : [about SpongeBob, who has decided to go live in the wild] He took off his pants.
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^ [SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting about who is Dirty Dan, SpongeBob suddenly screams] Patrick : Screaming will get you nowhere.
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.Sandy: I'll give him a week.^ Sandy : I'll give him a week.
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^ Squidward : I'll give him eleven minutes.
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.Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes.^ Squidward : I'll give him eleven minutes.
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^ Sandy : I'll give him a week.
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Patrick: [on the verge of tears] Patrick SAD!

[Patrick approaches SpongeBob in Jellyfish Fields with a net]
SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you doing?
[Patrick looks at SpongeBob with tears in his eyes]
.Patrick: If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy!^ [Patrick looks at SpongeBob with tears in his eyes] Patrick : If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy!
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^ Squidward : Are you going to order something or make friends with the panelling?
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^ Squidward : Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don't you order a Krabby Patty?
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.I even picked out this nice jar for you!^ I even picked out this nice jar for you!
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[holds up mayonaise jar]

.SpongeBob: Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.^ SpongeBob : Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.
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[SpongeBob hugs Squidward followed by everyone else]
.Squidward: Could we please stop?^ [SpongeBob hugs Squidward followed by everyone else] Squidward : Could we please stop?
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Patrick: Patrick itchy!

Opposite Day [1.9b]

SpongeBob: [running into his bedroom] Gary! It's opposite day and-- [slows down] Walk, don't run...and I'm-- [thinks] Opposites. Opposites. .I'm just going to lay in bed and do nothing all day.^ I'm just going to lay in bed and do nothing all day.
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^ Puppet #2 : Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!
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^ [Patrick flips over a rock with his foot and makes a sizzling noise] SpongeBob : Why don't you go home Patrick, you can compete in the "Laying Under A Rock All Day" games!
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.[gets in bed] Too bad it only comes once a year, huh Gary?^ Too bad it only comes once a year, huh Gary?
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^ Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

[Gary meows]
SpongeBob: Gary! Where's your holiday spirit?
[Gary barks]

.Realtor: What kind of fool do you take me for?!^ Realtor : What kind of fool do you take me for?!
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.[points to SpongeBob] He's Squidward, [points to Patrick] he's Squidward, [points to the real Squidward] You're Squidward?!^ Squidward : Patrick, you're already a starfish.
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^ Barnacle Boy : [pointing to SpongeBob and Patrick] There it is!
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^ [Mermaid Man is introducing SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward to the original costumes of the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances] Mermaid Man : Once you put on these costume, their fantastic powers will become yours.
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.I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any more Squidwards I should know about?!?!^ [The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again] SpongeBob : I should have warned you about crawling.
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^ Squidward : Isn't there anything on TV that isn't about boxes?
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^ I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any more Squidwards I should know about?!?!
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.Gary: [wearing a pickle in between his eyes, in Squidward's tone] Meow.^ Gary : [wearing a pickle in between his eyes, in Squidward's tone] Meow.
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^ [After Squidward has stayed with them for quite a while] Gary : [wearily] Meow, meow.
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.Realtor: I'm outta here.^ Realtor : I'm outta here.
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Squidward: Wait--
SpongeBob: --don't--
Patrick: --go!

.Squidward: Opposite Day!^ Squidward : [angry] HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!!
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^ SpongeBob & Patrick : Happy Opposite Day, Squidward!
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^ Bikini Bottom Realtor - Realtor that almost sold Squidward's house on " Opposite Day " Referee - Refereed the Anchor Toss Competition at Goo Lagoon (" MuscleBob BuffPants ").
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

.Next time it's gonna be Go-Jump-off-a-Cliff Day.^ Jump to the next leaf and to the cliff.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Start off by going to the next rooftop.
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^ Turn right and jump to the next cliff.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


.SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward!^ SpongeBob : Hi, Squidward!
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.I mean, good bye, Squidward!^ I mean, good bye, Squidward!
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.Isn't opposite day...terrible!^ Isn't opposite day...terrible!
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.Squidward: [from his house] I'll tell you what's terrible-- living next to you!^ Mary : [to SpongeBob] I HATE YOU! [slams door] SpongeBob : [to Patrick] If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!
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^ Squidward : I'll have you know, I am a member of over twenty exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom!
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^ This will vault you to the top of Squidward's house and the Gold Spatula.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

You're the worst neighbor in history!
.SpongeBob: Wow, that's the nicest thing Squidward's ever said to me!^ Unknown Species (a.k.a Smellies) - Unknown species called smellies (because of squidward's name at the time,) who were briefly seen in the SpongeBob episode The Thing .
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]


.SpongeBob & Patrick: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward!^ SpongeBob and Patrick view Squidward as their friend, but he finds SpongeBob and Patrick to be very annoying, and usually dislikes the two.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Bikini Bottom Realtor - Realtor that almost sold Squidward's house on " Opposite Day " Referee - Refereed the Anchor Toss Competition at Goo Lagoon (" MuscleBob BuffPants ").
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

^ Mattress salesman - Helped SpongeBob and Patrick find a new mattress for Mr. Krabs Therapist - Used therepy on Squidward in " SquidBob TentaclePants " and on SpongeBob in " All That Glitters ."
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

We hate you!
.Squidward: '['Squidward growls in anger.^ Squidward : '['Squidward growls in anger.
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But before he could explode, he suddenly calms down] Let me show you guys how much I hate you!
[Squidward runs off and returns with a bulldozer. Spongebob and Patrick scream as they are chased off
.SpongeBob: Patrick, do you ever think Squidward likes us too much?^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
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^ Spongebob and Patrick scream as they are chased off SpongeBob : Patrick, do you ever think Squidward likes us too much?
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^ SpongeBob : You okay, Patrick?
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.Squidward: [angry] HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!!^ Bikini Bottom Realtor - Realtor that almost sold Squidward's house on " Opposite Day " Referee - Refereed the Anchor Toss Competition at Goo Lagoon (" MuscleBob BuffPants ").
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

[Chases them into the sunset while laughing angrily]

Culture Shock [1.10a]

.Squidward: Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time.^ You must time your jump so you jump on one of those trampolines.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Squidward : Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time.
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^ Patrick : [to Squidward] May I suggest that on the seventh bar of the 'Adagio Andante' that you add a little fortissimo on the arpeggiated B flat scale.
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Well it's not. It's mine.

.Gary: [reading poetry] Ahem...^ Gary : [reading poetry] Ahem...
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Meow, meow, meow...
.Sandy: He has such a way with words.^ Sandy : He has such a way with words.
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.Squidward: Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Talent Show, sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home.^ One Krabby Patty, please.
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^ Krabs : SpongeBob, what happened to the krabby patties?
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^ He is a regular customer at the Krusty Krab and is seen in downtown Bikini Bottom.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

[Patrick bursts out laughing]

Patrick:HaaHaaHaa It's A Giraffe HaaHaaHaa

F.U.N [1.10b]

Mr. Krabs: Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight. .[notices the Krabby Patty on the table is a cardboard prop] And maybe scallops'll fly out of me pants!^ Krabby Patty on the table is a cardboard prop] And maybe scallops'll fly out of me pants!
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^ SpongeBob : [holding the Krabby Patty out to Squidward while Squidward is in the restroom] Just smell it!
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^ SpongeBob : [trying to get Squidward to eat a Krabby Patty] If you try it, you'll love it!
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[jumps into the boat that serves as the cash register stand, takes a pair of oars, and starts rowing it] Hang on, lad, I'm a-comin'!

.Plankton: [on a robotic jellyfish] All knees will bow to Plankton, hail Plankton!^ All hail Plankton.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

I win, I WIN!

.Plankton: That naive cube!^ Plankton : That naive cube!
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Plankton: [singing] F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for Uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors when you--
SpongeBob: Plankton!

.SpongeBob: [singing] F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!^ SpongeBob : [singing] F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!
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^ SpongeBob : You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
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^ [SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting about who is Dirty Dan, SpongeBob suddenly screams] Patrick : Screaming will get you nowhere.
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.N is for anywhere, any time at all...^ N is for anywhere, any time at all...
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.Chorus: Down here in the deep blue sea!^ Chorus : Down here in the deep blue sea!
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^ SpongeBob : Grandma, you make the best cookies in the deep blue sea.
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Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost [1.11b]

Squidward: Spongebob I have a confession to make. [takes off towel from his head]
.SpongeBob: [gasps] You're...bald?!^ Pearl : Come on, SpongeBob, you're a hip guy.
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^ SpongeBob] He's Squidward, [points to Patrick] he's Squidward, [points to the real Squidward] You're Squidward?!
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^ Spongebob : [laughs] You're on your way kid!
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.Squidward: No, I'm not bald!^ Squidward : No, I'm not bald!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I'm ALIVE!

.SpongeBob: Hike Patrick, hike!^ SpongeBob : Hike Patrick, hike!
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.[drops rock, which breaks in two] You just lost 3 points!^ But, I just saw you drop it.
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^ You're just taking a break.
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^ You just lost 3 points!
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[climbs up pole] 1, 2, 5! [stands on his head and blows a bubble in the shape of 'G7'] G7!
Patrick: G7?! King me, king me! [smashes into pole] I lose!
.SpongeBob: But it's not Tuesday, Patrick!^ SpongeBob : But it's not Tuesday, Patrick!
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Patrick: Tartar sauce!
.Squidward: [shouting from his house] What are you invertebrates doing?!^ Squidward : What are you two doing here?
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^ Squidward : How are you doing that?
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^ Squidward : [shouting from his house] What are you invertebrates doing?!
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[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then at Squidward]
.SpongeBob & Patrick: We don't know.^ Krabs : [in Patrick's face] And do you know what happens when you don't float back down?
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^ [Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird] SpongeBob : Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
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^ [SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp] Sandy : And I don't need this helmet, neither!
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.SpongeBob: Patrick, say that again.^ [Patrick sees a sign saying, "You are now leaving Bikini Bottom"] Patrick : SpongeBob?
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^ SpongeBob : Patrick, say that again.
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^ SpongeBob : [sees sign that says "Bikini Bottom: City Limits"] Patrick, I think we're on the wrong...
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Patrick: That again.
.SpongeBob: No, the other thing.^ Now they come for Spongebob Because it appears there are no other helpless fun-loving cartoon characters to pick on!
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Patrick: No, the other thing.^ Patrick : No, the other thing.
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^ SpongeBob : No, the other thing.
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SpongeBob: No, what you said before when you--
.Patrick: No, what you said before when you...^ SpongeBob : No, what you said before when you-- Patrick : No, what you said before when you...
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^ Patrick : You just jump off before you go up too high.
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^ Patrick : You said "Bye Squidward" twice.
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SpongeBob: Never mind! I've got an idea.
Patrick: Never mind! I've got an idea.
[SpongeBob looks at Patrick, annoyed]

SpongeBob: A grape, fresh from the vine, Your Ghostliness. [drops it into his mouth; rushes away and returns] A banana, peeled to your liking, Your Incorporealness. [drops it into his mouth]
.Patrick: One watermelon [drops large watermelon into Squidward's mouth] fresh from the manure field, Your Spookiness!^ Patrick : One watermelon [drops large watermelon into Squidward's mouth] fresh from the manure field, Your Spookiness!
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^ It was packaged in a shorter, squatter toothpaste tube (with Spongebob's angelic visage theron affixed), and I can only assume that it was intended to be dispensed directly into your mouth.
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^ [Squidward answers his door to find Patrick with a mouthful of snow trying to tell him something] Squidward : Oh.
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Patrick: You know, you worry too much. .The Patrick is here, and SpongeBob, I know a lot about head injuries, believe...^ SpongeBob : Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
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^ SpongeBob : Patrick, what are you doing here?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Does anybody here know SpongeBob?"
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[starts drooling and SpongeBob snaps his fingers] ...me.

.SpongeBob: It's a comic book, and look at this: it's the origin on the Flying Dutchman.^ SpongeBob : It's a comic book, and look at this: it's the origin on the Flying Dutchman.
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^ SpongeBob : [after the Flying Dutchman runs away in fear, SpongeBob is shown entirely shaved, exposing his brain] Hey!
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^ In the episode "Shanghaied" Spongebob spins a telescope and it lands on the green Tough Fish and The Flying Dutchman hesitates and blows the scope to land on a small girl.
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]

It says when he died they used his body as a window display. .Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest.^ Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest.
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.Well, don't you get it, Patrick?^ Sandy : [points at SpongeBob and Patrick] Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!
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^ Krabs : [in Patrick's face] And do you know what happens when you don't float back down?
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^ Patrick : [fishing his wallet out of his back pocket] I don't see where you're going with this--hey, a dollar!
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Patrick: We're gonna go shopping?!

Squidward: Ow! What the heck was that?!
SpongeBob: Initiation! That was part one of your ceremony.
Squidward: Ceremony for what?
.SpongeBob: We're going to put you to rest.^ SpongeBob: We're going to put you to rest.
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^ SpongeBob : You're right, I gotta go back to work.
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^ SpongeBob : Is that a burger you're eating?
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Squidward: I don’t want to be put to rest! .All I want are those chores done!^ All I want are those chores done!
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.Now, did you clean the back room yet?^ Now, did you clean the back room yet?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jump back to the first mountain you started on and now head toward the mountain that had the Arf robot on it.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Squidward : SpongeBob, did you get the bathrooms mopped yet?
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SpongeBob: Yeah.
.Squidward: Oh, really?!^ SpongeBob : Oh no, Squidward, sea bears are all too real!
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^ Squidward: Oh, really?!
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.I'm gonna go check.^ I'm gonna go check.
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[walks off; opens the door and screams. Inside are SpongeBob and Patrick holding open the door to a coffin]
SpongeBob: Okay, get in!
.Squidward: Are you crazy?!^ Squidward: Are you crazy?!
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^ Squidward : Are you crazy?
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I'm not gettin' in that thing!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward. .We all came as soon as we were sure you were dead.^ We all came as soon as we were sure you were dead.
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The Chaperone [1.12]

[Mr. Krabs suggests that Pearl take SpongeBob to the prom]
Pearl: Aah! The fry cook! .Do you know what that would do to my complexion?^ Would you...sign my pants?
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^ Do you know what that would do to my complexion?
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^ You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference!
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.People will mistake me for a planetarium!^ People will mistake me for a planetarium!
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Mr. Krabs: What do you mean?
.Pearl: I...don't...know!^ Pearl : I...don't...know!
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.But I can't take him, Daddy.^ But I can't take him, Daddy.
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.They'll kick me out of the Most-Frequently-Pictured-in-the-Yearbook Committee.^ They'll kick me out of the Most-Frequently-Pictured-in-the-Yearbook Committee.
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^ Here's a guy who lived alone, hung out with other men most of the time, and cross dressed on frequent occasions.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, they would.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, what's wrong with Pearl?
Mr. Krabs: Her scurvy prom date stood her up, boy, and now she can't seem to find another.
.Pearl: That's because there's only one fish in the sea as long, tan, and handsome as he is, and that's him!^ Pearl : That's because there's only one fish in the sea as long, tan, and handsome as he is, and that's him!
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^ I'm crying because I've got these two ice cream cones, but I only need one!
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^ Kevin the Sea Cucumber - Loves jelly fishing for the fashion Jack Kahuna Laguna - a surfer who appeared in the episode, " SpongeBob vs. Big One ."
  • List of SpongeBob SquarePants characters - SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki 28 January 2010 0:54 UTC spongebob.wikia.com [Source type: General]


.SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, I'm a prom failure.^ SpongeBob : Oh, Gary, I knew you'd never leave me.
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^ SpongeBob : [sobbing] Oh, Gary, why did you have to go?
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^ SpongeBob : Oh Gary, I'm sorry!
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I couldn't even get a date for my own junior prom.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No, that was Patrick who brought his Mom.

[Pearl and SpongeBob get kicked out of the gym where the prom is being held after they make a total mess of everything]
Teenage Fish: Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?

[Spongebob and Pearl are standing together outside Pearl's house, when suddenly Mr. Krabs bursts through the front door with a giant rake]
Mr. Krabs: Keep away from me precious little flower! [approaching a sea flower in his garden] You almost stepped on it.

.Pearl: [to SpongeBob] Well, good night, Short-Yellow-and-Spongy.^ Pearl : [to SpongeBob] Well, good night, Short-Yellow-and-Spongy.
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Scaredy Pants [1.13a]

Squidward: I've come for your pickle.

.SpongeBob: [after the Flying Dutchman runs away in fear, SpongeBob is shown entirely shaved, exposing his brain] Hey!^ SpongeBob : [after the Flying Dutchman runs away in fear, SpongeBob is shown entirely shaved, exposing his brain] Hey!
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^ [SpongeBob accidentally swallows a bit of eraser shaving, and quickly runs for water] SpongeBob : [breathing deeply] That was a close one!
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^ Spongebob : Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?
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What do you know? I scared him! [laughs]
[Everyone else runs out of the Krusty Krab, screaming]
.SpongeBob: [walking outside with Patrick] It worked Patrick, I scared everybody!^ [Everyone else runs out of the Krusty Krab, screaming] SpongeBob : [walking outside with Patrick] It worked Patrick, I scared everybody!
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^ [Patrick gasps as SpongeBob menacingly advances towards him] Patrick : SpongeBob, you're scaring me!
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^ SpongeBob and Patrick both scowl, and walk out the front door in a huff.
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.Patrick: Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.^ Patrick : Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
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^ Patrick : Well...I guess it's not all your fault.
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.SpongeBob: Pink hat?^ SpongeBob : Pink hat?
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.Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.^ Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
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Patrick: Oh... [runs away screaming too]
SpongeBob: Don't worry, it grows back!

SB-129 [1.14a]

Squidward: [rushed] I was in the future and then I was in the past, and then I was nowhere, and... .You don't know how happy I am to see you guys!^ I just don't know how to put it.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I don't even know you.
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^ You don't know how happy I am to see you guys!
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.SpongeBob: Does this mean you wanna go...jellyfishing?^ What I mean by this is that you may have to scale cliffs or go through caves to get through those other parts.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Squidward: NO! Sheesh, who was the barnaclehead that invented that game anyway?^ Squidward : NO! Sheesh, who was the barnaclehead that invented that game anyway?
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.SpongeBob & Patrick: You are, Squidward!^ You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You will be doing this with a Spongebob and Patrick tag team.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

[laughs]
.Squidward: ...I'm going back.^ Squidward : ...I'm going back.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Narrator: Squidward is about to practice his clarinet, so get your earplugs ready.^ Narrator : Squidward is about to practice his clarinet, so get your earplugs ready.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward's prized clarinet] How about some music on your best day ever, played on your very own clarinet?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.SpongeTron: Everything is chrome in the future!^ SpongeTron : Everything is chrome in the future!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Squidward: Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here?
SpongeTron: Yep. All 486 of them.
Squidward: [lies down on the floor and starts spasming] FU-TURE! FU-TURE! FU-TURE!

Karate Choppers [1.14b]

.Hot Sauce Drop: By the powers of naughtiness, I command this paticalaur drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot!^ Hot Sauce Drop : By the powers of naughtiness, I command this paticalaur drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Squidward: SpongeBob, did you get the bathrooms mopped yet?^ SpongeBob : Did you catch him?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Where did you see that?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : You did?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: Yes ma'am.^ SpongeBob : Yes ma'am.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I mean sir. I mean boss. I mean Poobah!
Squidward: GOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Krabs: Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?
.SpongeBob: No, sir.^ SpongeBob : No, sir.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Just practicing my karate, sir. .Or kare-ah-tay, as some like to call it.^ SpongeBob : I love Kare-ah-tay!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Or kare-ah-tay, as some like to call it.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : Kare-ah-tay?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: Kare-ah-tay? .You should be making me money-ay!^ You should be making me money-ay!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You should just make it in time.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Now do a double jump and you should just make it to the shore.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.With your spatu-lay!^ With your spatu-lay!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Now get back to work!
.SpongeBob: Aye-aye, Capi-tay!^ SpongeBob : Aye-aye, Capi-tay!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Sandy: I love karate!
.SpongeBob: I love Kare-ah-tay!^ SpongeBob : I love Kare-ah-tay!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Or kare-ah-tay, as some like to call it.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : Kare-ah-tay?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay!
Squidward: I hate all of you.

.SpongeBob: Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did you?^ SpongeBob : What did you wish for?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Where did you see that?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I could just eat you up!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Well, you can't! Because I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! .[swivels hands around, hisses, and walks away] Took care of her, yes I did.^ Took care of her, yes I did.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[runs into Mr. Krabs] Uh, ahoy, sir!
Mr. Krabs: What was that?
.SpongeBob: But sir, she snuck up on me.^ SpongeBob : But sir, she snuck up on me.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.In my own dojo!^ In my own dojo!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


SpongeBob: I know! We can pretend to be plants! [lies down on his back and pretents to be a plant] Photosynthesis, photosynthesis, photosynthesis...

SpongeBob: ...pile of cans? .Mmm-mmm, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.^ Mmm-mmm, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sandy: No it's not, SpongeBob.^ Sandy : No way, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [After Patrick almost wakes up Sandy] SpongeBob : No, Pat!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! Sandy : Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[shows a squirrel mask] This is!

.SpongeBob: Hey Sandy, have you heard the one about the squirrel and the tin cans?^ SpongeBob : Hey Sandy, have you heard the one about the squirrel and the tin cans?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Hey Sandy, how about throwing it to me?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Sleepy Time [1.15a]

.Patrick: Does anyone have a quarter?^ Patrick : Does anyone have a quarter?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.The King: [in Squidward's dream] I came here to hear beautiful music!^ The King : [in Squidward's dream] I came here to hear beautiful music!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ After Squidward walks away, Mr. Krabs moves closer and reads what's on the headstone] Mr. Krabs : "Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The King : [to SpongeBob in Squidward's dream] Oh, do tell me the one about the man from Peru again!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If I don't get my wish, it'll be your head!^ If I don't get my wish, it'll be your head!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [in Mr. Krabs' head] You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you sure are smart.^ SpongeBob : Are you sure?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Gee, Gary, you sure are smart.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird] SpongeBob : Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Gary: Did you think my shell was full of hot air?^ What makes you think Gary can't compete?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gary : Did you think my shell was full of hot air?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I always thought there was something funny about SpongeBob and "Did you see my butt?"
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Gary: [in his dream] "Let me not mar that perfect dream by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night that it may come again."^ Gary : [in his dream] "Let me not mar that perfect dream by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night that it may come again."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Emily Dickinson wrote that.
SpongeBob: Who?

.Gary: [to SpongeBob as he is heading out of his dream] Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!^ SpongeBob's head, along with his eye] I see what you mean!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Gary : [to SpongeBob as he is heading out of his dream] Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan !
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [in Mr. Krabs' head] You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.The King: [to SpongeBob in Squidward's dream] Oh, do tell me the one about the man from Peru again!^ The King : [to SpongeBob in Squidward's dream] Oh, do tell me the one about the man from Peru again!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Squidward's been telling me about?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob : Oh, ok, how about this!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[The entire audience listens to SpongeBob's horrible singing with tears in their eyes]
Spectator: [dabbing at his moist eyes with a hanky] This music touches me ever so, that I fear my tears might stain my petticoat.

[SpongeBob is too busy staring at his driver's license to pay attention to his actual driving, and he crashes into a big rock and gets thrown out of the car]
.SpongeBob: [as he flies through the air] How could I have forgotten the most important rule of driving?^ I'm still surprised that the Simpsons continue to get away with so much...how do they fly under the radar when Barney and Spongebob get nailed?
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Always wear your seat belt!^ Always wear your seat belt!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


SpongeBob: [to Mrs. Puff in his dream] Mrs. Puff, look! .I finally got my driver's license!^ I finally got my driver's license!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [She gives SpongeBob a small plastic card] SpongeBob : My driver's license!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mrs. Puff: Not even in your dreams, Mr. SquarePants! [snatches SpongeBob's license out of his hands and tears it to shreds]
SpongeBob: NOOOOOO!

.Plankton: Peek-a-boo!^ Plankton : Peek-a-boo!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Here comes my foot!^ Here comes my foot!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Suds [1.15b]

.SpongeBob: Sandy, I think you'd better take me to the doctor...^ [Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird] SpongeBob : Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : Now SpongeBob, when we get to the Krusty Krab I want you to take that shovel and stuff-I mean stow it in the freezer.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sandy : [runs over to SpongeBob and helps him up] You okay, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob.^ Sandy : [runs over to SpongeBob and helps him up] You okay, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sandy : Okay, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August.^ I'll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sandy : Don't you worry, Patrick, I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the-- Patrick : Yeah, yeah, the rabbit!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song [Patrick not keeping up] And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong But it'll help if you just sing along C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, PATRICK! Patrick : Song!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Sandy: Don't you worry, Patrick, I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the--
.Patrick: Yeah, yeah, the rabbit!^ Sandy : Don't you worry, Patrick, I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the-- Patrick : Yeah, yeah, the rabbit!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

And don't bother, Sandy!

Arrgh! [1.17a]

Mr. Krabs: If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!
.SpongeBob: [offscreen] Yipee!^ SpongeBob : [offscreen] Yipee!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I'm rich Patrick, look, eight gold doubloons!^ I'm rich Patrick, look, eight gold doubloons!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Spongebob : Look at all that warm, toasty, fur Patrick : It's like a gold mine, but with fur .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: Waaait! I saw it fiiirrrst! [leaps through the air] Yaah! .[lands on the table where SpongeBob and Patrick are playing a game] Mine!^ Patrick to SpongeBob, the deliciousness has landed!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob and Patrick are playing a game] Mine!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : Me and Patrick were playing Eels and Escelators and he was going up up up and I had to ride the eels and then we ran and Patrick he said some things.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mine! Mine! [realizing] Huh?
SpongeBob: Boy Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.

.Patrick: [reading a game board card] Someone's been a bad pirate.^ Patrick : [reading a game board card] Someone's been a bad pirate.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Send them to the brig. Hmmmm... It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
.Patrick: But I don't even work here!^ Patrick : Spongebob, I don't like it here.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : But I don't even work here!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, starting now? [puts a Krusty Krab hat on Patrick's head]
Patrick: Boy, would I!
Mr. Krabs: You're fired. [takes hat away]

Mr. Krabs: Where is the treasure? 10,000 paces east!
.Patrick: Oh, east?^ Patrick : Oh, east?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I thought you said "weast."^ I thought you said "weast."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Krabs : I thought you said SpongeBob was taking a break.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: Weast?! What kind of compass are ya reading lad?
.Patrick: This one sir.^ Patrick : This one sir.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.

[After they crash into "land"]
Mr. Krabs: Status report, Mr. SquarePants.
.SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater, Captain!^ SpongeBob : The whole ship is underwater, Captain!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!^ Patrick : I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: But we've only been out here a couple hours.^ SpongeBob : But we've only been out here a couple hours.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frisbee, which knocks SpongeBob out] SpongeBob : I could use a hand here!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Patrick: [giggles]I know.

Rock Bottom [1.17b]

[Patrick sees a sign saying, "You are now leaving Bikini Bottom"]
Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah, Patrick?
Patrick: Where's "Leaving Bikini Bottom"?
.SpongeBob: Where did you see that?^ Did you see that?
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Did you see my butt?
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Did you see my underwear?
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

Patrick: We just passed the sign. ."You are now in leaving Bikini Bottom."^ [Patrick sees a sign saying, "You are now leaving Bikini Bottom"] Patrick : SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ "You are now in leaving Bikini Bottom."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: [gasps] WHAT?!
.Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?^ Patrick : What's wrong, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [sees sign that says "Bikini Bottom: City Limits"] Patrick, I think we're on the wrong...
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song [Patrick not keeping up] And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong But it'll help if you just sing along C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, PATRICK! Patrick : Song!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.SpongeBob: [sees sign that says "Bikini Bottom: City Limits"] Patrick, I think we're on the wrong...^ SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini Bottom Walkthrough (PS2) .
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob] He's Squidward, [points to Patrick] he's Squidward, [points to the real Squidward] You're Squidward?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : I can't understand what we're doing wrong.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[screams as bus goes down road] ...bus!

SpongeBob: I guess Grandpa SquarePants was right. .Don't run for a bus.^ Don't run for a bus.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[imitates his grandpa] Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle.^ Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If the camera refuses to rotate in one direction, go the other direction to ensure that you have the best possible angle to accomplish your task.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ But it seems the show, which has courted controversy before, may end up pushing the envelope as far as it can go on this one.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[SpongeBob and Patrick are stranded in Rock Bottom]
SpongeBob: It sure is weird around here. Kind of different. Even the soil looks different. [scoops up a handful of soil]
.Soil: Would you mind-- [blows raspberry] --putting me down?^ Soil : Would you mind-- [blows raspberry] --putting me down?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Plankton : Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Three such whacks will put him down for the count and earn a Gold Spatula from Squidward when you return to Jellyfish Fields.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


.Patrick: Spongebob, I don't like it here.^ SpongeBob : Patrick, what are you doing here?!
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^ Patrick : But I don't even work here!
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^ Patrick : Spongebob, I don't like it here.
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It's dark and scary. .I don't want to be here!^ I don't want to be here!
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I wanna go home! .Look-- I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!^ Look-- I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!
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[SpongeBob's stomach growls as he waits for the next bus]
.SpongeBob: Getting kinda hungry.^ [SpongeBob's stomach growls as he waits for the next bus] SpongeBob : Getting kinda hungry.
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Glove candy dispenser! .Good thing I went to Glove World.^ Good thing I went to Glove World.
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.[takes out a glove candy dispenser and eats several pieces of candy, but then spits them out in disgust] Ewww!^ Glove candy dispenser!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps] Squidward : [Yells] Stop eating my kelp!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Glove-flavoured!

Texas [1.18a]

.Sandy: [points at SpongeBob and Patrick] Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!^ SpongeBob : [in the shape of Texas] Hey Patrick!
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^ Patrick : SpongeBob, when are you gonna learn?
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^ Sandy : Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
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.Patrick: So,we can't say anything about dumb ol' Texas?^ Patrick : So,we can't say anything about dumb ol' Texas?
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^ You can't say nothin' about Texas.
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^ Patrick : Can we say that people from Texas are dumb?!
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Sandy: No! You can't say nothin' about Texas.
.SpongeBob: Oh, so we can't say anything bad about [turns and shakes his rear] Teeeexas.^ Spongebob : Oh, ok, how about this!
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^ SpongeBob : Oh, so we can't say anything bad about [turns and shakes his rear] Teeeexas.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ It's called outrage fatigue, and I have regularly been afflicted with this for about, oh, I'd say 5 years.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[Patrick is lassoed by Sandy and pulled backwards]
Patrick: Noo! SpongeBoooob!
[SpongeBob keeps running and a nuclear explosion occurs behind him]

.SpongeBob: [in the shape of Texas] Hey Patrick!^ SpongeBob : [in the shape of Texas] Hey Patrick!
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^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
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^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

What am I now?
Patrick: Uhhh...stupid?
.SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!^ SpongeBob : No, I'm Texas!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Patrick: What's the difference?
[They laugh]

.Patrick: Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas!^ Patrick : So,we can't say anything about dumb ol' Texas?
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^ Patrick : Can we say that people from Texas are dumb?!
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^ Patrick : Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[cuts back to live action Island]
.Sandy: what did you say?!^ Island] Sandy : what did you say?!
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^ Krabs : What did you say, punk?
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^ Krabs : What did you say?
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Patrick: eerr.. should .I start running now?^ I start running now?
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.Patrick: Can we say that people from Texas are dumb?!^ Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?!
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^ Patrick : Can we say that people from Texas are dumb?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : So,we can't say anything about dumb ol' Texas?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?!

Walking Small [1.18b]

.SpongeBob: Excuse me, you are sitting on my body, which is also my face.^ SpongeBob : Excuse me, you are sitting on my body, which is also my face.
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^ Mermaid Man : [to SpongeBob] Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf.
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^ Spongebob : Uh, Squidward, you're stepping on my foot.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Plankton: Don't let that guy sit on you! Be assertive!
SpongeBob: [pokes finger into fish's pocket] Bee-beep!
Plankton: Not insertive!

.Plankton: You just let people step all over you.^ I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

.You're just like stairs.^ It plays just like a cartoon with the cut scenes and it is you who is responsible for the action.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


.Plankton: SpongeBob, there's the guy that took your ice cream!^ SpongeBob : That's my ice cream!
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^ Plankton : SpongeBob, there's the guy that took your ice cream!
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^ [SpongeBob gestures toward the ice cream on the ground]] I'm a bad person!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Now be assertive!
.SpongeBob: That's my ice cream!^ SpongeBob : That's my ice cream!
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^ Patrick : My ice cream!
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^ It will lick the ice cream and send a shot at Spongebob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Plankton: That's it Spongebob! .Now let him have it!^ Now let him have it!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: You can have it.

.Plankton: It is becoming increasingly obvious...^ Plankton : It is becoming increasingly obvious...
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.I can deny it no longer...^ I can deny it no longer...
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I am small.

.SpongeBob: You used me...for land development!^ Puff allows SpongeBob to slide through her class using extra credit so she can get rid of him] Mrs. Puff : You pass!
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^ Krabs is shown pulling out his eyes and using them as a skipping rope, laughing crazily] SpongeBob : [scared] You're right.
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^ SpongeBob : You used me...for land development!
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[in sad, high pitched voice] That wasn't nice!

.SpongeBob: [doing a funny walk] Stepping on the beach, do-do-do-do!^ SpongeBob : [doing a funny walk] Stepping on the beach, do-do-do-do!
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Stepping on the beach, do-do-do-do! Stepping on the beach, do-do-do-do! .Stepping on the beach, brrrrrrroo-do-do!^ Stepping on the beach, brrrrrrroo-do-do!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[SpongeBob sees Plankton sitting on a bench with two ice cream cones, crying]
SpongeBob: Plankton? .What are you doing here?^ What are you doing here?
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^ Squidward : What are you two doing here?
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^ SpongeBob : Patrick, what are you doing here?!
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.And why are you crying?^ And why are you crying?
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^ Squidward : [crying] Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Plankton: [tearfully] Oh, hi, SpongeBob. [blows his nose on a tiny handkerchief] I'm crying because I've got these two ice cream cones, but I only need one! .[crying harder] I don't know what to do with the other one!^ I don't know what to do with the other one!
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^ [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then at Squidward] SpongeBob & Patrick : We don't know.
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[A little girl is crying about her sand-covered ice cream. .SpongeBob takes the ice cream and uses his eyelashes to dust away the sand.^ SpongeBob : Take it away, Penny!
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^ SpongeBob : That's my ice cream!
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^ SpongeBob takes the ice cream and uses his eyelashes to dust away the sand.
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When he gives the girl her treat back, it is sparkling clean]
.Plankton: Butterfly kisses!^ When he gives the girl her treat back, it is sparkling clean] Plankton : Butterfly kisses!
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I can't take it! It's too cute! It-it's disgusting!

.SpongeBob: Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket.^ [When SpongeBob is cured] Plankton : What about the formula???
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ From the Industrial Park you can access Kelp Forest, Spongebob's Dream, the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard, and Chum Bucket Lab.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Plankton: Forget about that.^ Plankton : Forget about that.
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.I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting!^ I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting!
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[curls into a fetal position and slithers away] Need...hatred...
SpongeBob: ...Volleyball anyone?

Fools in April [1.19a]

.Evelyn: Can you tell me where the forks are?^ Evelyn : Can you tell me where the forks are?
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.SpongeBob: Right here, lady.^ SpongeBob : Right here, lady.
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^ [In SpongeBob's dream] Krabby Patty : [points at SpongeBob's chest] I'll always be with you right here.
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Evelyn: But this is a spoon.
.SpongeBob: [giggles] April Fools!^ SpongeBob : [giggles] April Fools!
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^ SpongeBob giggling with every sip] SpongeBob : [after he's finished] April Fools!
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.Tom: Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?^ A couple of ice cubes coming up!
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^ Tom : Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?
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^ SpongeBob : You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one!
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SpongeBob: Sure! .A couple of ice cubes coming up!^ A couple of ice cubes coming up!
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^ Tom : Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?
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^ SpongeBob : You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[walks off and then returns with the drink] Here you go!^ Here you go, Perch.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Here you go, Daddy.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Here you go.
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

Tom: Thanks. [drinks his lemonade, SpongeBob giggling with every sip]
SpongeBob: [after he's finished] April Fools!
.Tom: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!^ Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
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^ Did you see my butt?
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Did you see my underwear?
  • Spongebob Squarepants Movie Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the movie 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: I-- er, I-- er...
Tom: You what?!
.SpongeBob: You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one!^ A couple of ice cubes coming up!
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^ You will only have a couple of seconds to do this.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ You gotta know your SpongeBob.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[laughs]
Tom: Hey, i guess that is kinda funny! Ha ha....oh boy [starts mumbling]

Squidward: April Fools! .You little sausage!!!^ You little sausage!!!
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Hooky [1.20a]

Mr. Krabs: [in a customer's face] The hooks! The hooks!
.Customer: How 'bout a mint?^ Customer : How 'bout a mint?
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Mr. Krabs: So, there I was, minding my own business--
.Squidward: I'd love to hear another of your riveting sea tales, but I have to do my wastebasket inspections.^ Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
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^ Krabs : So, there I was, minding my own business-- Squidward : I'd love to hear another of your riveting sea tales, but I have to do my wastebasket inspections.
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^ Squidward : (reads cover) "Sea Bears and Fairy Tales Are Real?"
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.[holds a wastebasket on his head] Mmm-hmm...mmm-hmm...oh, yeah, there's one...^ "It all rolls into one and nothing comes for free, There's nothing you can hold, for very long."
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Mr. Krabs: The hooks, me bucko. .They're back.^ They're back.
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Beware the hooks.
SpongeBob: The hooks?
Mr. Krabs: AYE, the hooks. .They dangle down and draw you close with their pleasing shapes and beguiling colors, and just when you think you've found the land of milk and honey, they grab ya by the britches, and haul you way up high, and higher, and higher, and HIGHER, until you're hauled up to the surface, flopping and gasping for breath!^ I could just eat you up!
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^ They're a little too close, if you know what I mean.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're just like stairs.
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.And then they cook ya, and then they eat ya--or worse!^ And then they cook ya, and then they eat ya--or worse!
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.SpongeBob: [terrified] What could be worse than that?^ SpongeBob : [terrified] What could be worse than that?
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^ What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
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Mr. Krabs: [softly] Gift shops.

.Patrick: Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?^ Patrick : [shouting] Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
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^ Patrick : SpongeBob, when are you gonna learn?
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^ Patrick : Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?
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.Patrick: Good morning, Krusty Crew!^ Patrick : Good morning, Krusty Crew!
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.SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!^ Plankton : [after Patrick and SpongeBob make up] Hey!
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^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
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^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
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Patrick: Guess what? The carnival's in town! Come on, let's go!
.SpongeBob: I can't leave now, I'm working.^ [Patrick sees a sign saying, "You are now leaving Bikini Bottom"] Patrick : SpongeBob?
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^ SpongeBob : I can't leave now, I'm working.
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Patrick: It's not leaving. You're just taking a break.
[SpongeBob grins and slithers silently out of the Krusty Krab kitchen to join Patrick]

.SpongeBob: Stop, Patrick!^ SpongeBob : Stop, Patrick!
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^ Patrick : HO HO HO! SpongeBob : Stop it, Patrick!
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Don't touch it! .This isn't the carnival, Patrick, those are hooks!^ This isn't the carnival, Patrick, those are hooks!
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Mr. Krabs said they're really dangerous!
.Patrick: [sits on a hook's barbed end to think about it, then smiles] I sense no danger here.^ Patrick : [sits on a hook's barbed end to think about it, then smiles] I sense no danger here.
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^ Patrick : Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here!
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^ YOU DON'T HAVE EARS EITHER! Patrick : [thinking of a way to say something about SpongeBob then spots SpongeBob's holes] HOLES, HOLES! SpongeBob : Conehead!
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.How could they be dangerous?^ How could they be dangerous?
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.They're covered with free cheese!^ They're covered with free cheese!
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SpongeBob: All I know is Mr. Krabs said-- Patrick, don't do that!
[Patrick eats a block of cheese straight off a hook]
.Patrick: Mmmmm...cheesy.^ [Patrick eats a block of cheese straight off a hook] Patrick : Mmmmm...cheesy.
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.SpongeBob: Patrick, don't!^ [SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp] Sandy : And I don't need this helmet, neither!
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^ Squidward : Wait-- SpongeBob : --don't-- Patrick : --go!
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^ SpongeBob : No, don't, that's my-- [Patrick opens door, causing all the trophies inside to collapse] ...Award closet.
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Patrick: Lighten up, will ya? Or do I have to eat all this cheese by myse-- Whoaaah!
[Suddenly the hook Patrick is holding onto jerks into the air, taking Patrick up towards the surface]
.SpongeBob: [terrified] Patrick!^ [Suddenly the hook Patrick is holding onto jerks into the air, taking Patrick up towards the surface] SpongeBob : [terrified] Patrick!
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Help! .[running around like crazy] Oh, Patrick!^ Patrick : Oh, you mean like this?
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^ [SpongeBob is running around in circles crying] He's actin' all crazy!
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^ [Patrick tries to mime what he needs to Squidward] Squidward : [with mock enthusiasm] Oh, boy, nothing like a game of charades.
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Help! .Oh, Patrick, come back!^ Oh, Patrick, come back!
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^ Now all we have to do is-- [Patrick puts it in a vending machine] NO! PATRICK! NO! [the dollar comes back out of the machine] PAT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! PAT! GET IT! [Patrick puts the dollar back into the machine] Noooooo!
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^ [Gary sees the fliers SpongeBob and Patrick have been posting all over town, and realizes that SpongeBob wants him back] SpongeBob : [in Gary's mind] Gary, please come back to me!
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.Oh, my best friend!^ Squidward is my best friend in the sea.
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^ Oh, my best friend!
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^ SpongeBob : [singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world.
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[Patrick suddenly floats gently back to the ocean floor, and SpongeBob bumps into him]
.SpongeBob: Patrick, you're alive!^ You will be doing this with a Spongebob and Patrick tag team.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Patrick: Am I ever! .You should try it!^ You should try it!
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SpongeBob: But what about the surface? And your britches? And the gift shops?
.Patrick: You just jump off before you go up too high.^ Jump to it after you finish Patrick's dream.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ I could just eat you up!
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^ Patrick : You just jump off before you go up too high.
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[In the Krusty Krab]
.Customer 1: Pee-yew!^ [In the Krusty Krab] Customer 1 : Pee-yew!
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You call this food?!
.Customer 2: My sandwich tastes like a fried boot!^ Customer 3 : My sandwich is a fried boot!
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^ Customer 2 : My sandwich tastes like a fried boot!
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^ I don't like crusts on my sandwich.
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Customer 3: My sandwich is a fried boot!

[The customers get angry and start yelling at Squidward]
Tom: COME ON! HURRY UP! WE'RE STARVING OUT HERE, I MEAN LOOK AT US! MY KIDS HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS. [in the kitchen] THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FLIP IT!
Squidward: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WANT TO EAT THIS STUFF ANYWAY?!

[In the Krusty Krab kitchen]
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! .What the halibut's going on in here?^ What the halibut's going on in here?
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.Squidward: It's a feeding frenzy, sir, and SpongeBob's still not back from his break!^ Squidward : It's a feeding frenzy, sir, and SpongeBob's still not back from his break!
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^ [The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again] SpongeBob : I should have warned you about crawling.
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^ [Squidward left SpongeBob and Patrick alone in his house, and came back from the store to find his house completely destroyed, all that is left is bluish rubble] Squidward : What a surprise.
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[Mr. Krabs bursts out laughing]
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: I thought you said SpongeBob was taking a break. .No one's taken a break at the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59. [chuckles] Now, what were you saying?^ Krabs : What did you say, punk?
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^ Krabs : What did you say?
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^ Now, what were you saying?
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.Squidward: [with emphasis] He took a break.^ Squidward : [with emphasis] He took a break.
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[Mr. .Krabs looks at Squidward, and his arms fall off, then his nose falls off, too.^ Krabs looks at Squidward, and his arms fall off, then his nose falls off, too.
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^ Squidward : [with a mob of angry customers forming around him] But, Mr. Krabs, I still need-- [the mob carries him off] --HEEELLLLP! .
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^ Krabs : Look Squidward!
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Later we see Mr. Krabs storming out the front doors]
Mr. Krabs: All right, Spongebob LazyPants! I'll find you. .This nose can smell laziness for up to 10,000 leagues!^ This nose can smell laziness for up to 10,000 leagues!
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.[sniffs] A-HA! [starts to march off] I'll give you a break you'll not soon forget!^ A-HA! [starts to march off] I'll give you a break you'll not soon forget!
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^ You'll have to cut them off with the saw.
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^ Spongebob's Closet Socks: 1 Gold Spatulas or Shiny Objects to Access: None, it's where you start at - You start off the adventure in Spongebob's house.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Squidward: [with a mob of angry customers forming around him] But, Mr. Krabs, I still need-- [the mob carries him off] --HEEELLLLP!

Mr. Krabs: [thinking SpongeBob and Patrick are gone forever] Boys! .I wasn't quick enough.^ I wasn't quick enough.
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They're gone! [on the verge of tears] Oh, if I could only hold them in me arms again, I'd-I'd--
[SpongeBob and Patrick float down in front of him, and anger replaces his sadness]
Mr. Krabs: I'd throttle 'em! .What'd I tell you about those hooks, boy?!^ So, tell me about you .
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^ What'd I tell you about those hooks, boy?!
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^ Krabs : I want you boys to promise me you'll never go on those hooks again.
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SpongeBob: I-I--
.Patrick: I'll tell you about the hooks!^ So, tell me about you .
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^ What'd I tell you about those hooks, boy?!
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^ [SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting about who is Dirty Dan, SpongeBob suddenly screams] Patrick : Screaming will get you nowhere.
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You ride 'em up and up and up...then you gently float down.
Mr. Krabs: [in Patrick's face] And do you know what happens when you don't float back down?
.SpongeBob: Gift shops!^ SpongeBob : Gift shops!
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Mr. Krabs: Worse! .You end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna!^ You will end up in a cave.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ You end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna!
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^ You will end up on the platform with a cannon.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!
[Bloody murder is heard in the background]

Mr. Krabs: I want you boys to promise me you'll never go on those hooks again.
Patrick & SpongeBob: We promise, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: I need a sailor's promise! Repeat after me: Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks I'll never go!
.Patrick & SpongeBob: Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks we'll never go.^ SpongeBob : I'll never survive in prison!
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^ Patrick & SpongeBob : Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks we'll never go.
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^ Repeat after me: Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks I'll never go!
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[A sharp hook jabs Mr. Krabs in the rear end. He howls in pain and leaps into the air]
Mr. Krabs: Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!
.Patrick & SpongeBob: Ahh!^ Patrick & SpongeBob : Ahh!
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Mother of pearl! [rubbing their rears] Fire on the poopdeck!

Pearl: Look, it's Spongebob Nudie pants!

[Patrick is returned to Bikini Bottom trapped inside a can of tuna]
Patrick: Hello? .Does somebody have a can opener?^ Does somebody have a can opener?
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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II [1.20b]

.Mermaid Man: Don't squash his enthusiasm.^ Mermaid Man : Don't squash his enthusiasm.
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.After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow!^ After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow!
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Or the villain.

.Mermaid Man & SpongeBob: [singing] Oh jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells, Barnacle Boy laid an egg; the Invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel and...^ Mermaid Man: [to Barnacle Boy] Get your hands off me, woman!
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^ Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy [1.6a] .
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^ You will see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


.SpongeBob: [to the Dirty Bubble] You're my favorite supervillain.^ The Cruise Bubble comes in very handy for this part (if you are Spongebob).
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ I always thought there was something funny about SpongeBob and "Did you see my butt?"
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^ In addition to the Gold Spatula, you also gain the Bubble Bowl attack for Spongebob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Can I get your autograph? [pulls out paper and a sharp pencil]
.Dirty Bubble: [in shock] No!^ Dirty Bubble : [in shock] No!
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No! Stay back! Watch the point! Nooooo-- [SpongeBob pops him]

Season Two

Your Shoe's Untied [2.1a]

.SpongeBob: TADA! A perfect Patty.^ SpongeBob : TADA! A perfect Patty.
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Squidward: Alright SpongeBob, hand it over. [waits] Well?
.SpongeBob: [hesitates] Hey Squidward!^ SpongeBob : Hey, Sandy, watch me do the Grouchy Squidward.
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^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
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^ [SpongeBob is putting on a puppet show through his TV unbeknownst to Squidward] Puppet #1 : Hey, where you goin'?
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I've got an idea! .How about you come get it?^ How about all you?
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^ How about you come get it?
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^ [The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again] SpongeBob : I should have warned you about crawling.
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.Squidward: [sarcastically] Oh gee, SpongeBob, now that's a great idea!^ SpongeBob : Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!
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^ Squidward : [sarcastically] Oh gee, SpongeBob, now that's a great idea!
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^ SpongeBob : Oh, no, Squidward!
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And maybe I should cook the Patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple, while YOU wait in the unemployment line!
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: Then bring the Patty here NOW!

.Squidward: I think my heart just stopped.^ Squidward : I think my heart just stopped.
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^ I've given the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire me like that?
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^ Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps] Squidward : [Yells] Stop eating my kelp!
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Squidward: It's Sponge-- [burps loudly] --Bob's fault! SpongeBob's fault!

.Patrick: [SpongeBob's feet are stomped into the floor of the Krusty Krab] SpongeBob, you're shorter.^ It was packaged in a shorter, squatter toothpaste tube (with Spongebob's angelic visage theron affixed), and I can only assume that it was intended to be dispensed directly into your mouth.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You must change back into Spongebob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Be careful, this is very slick and you could slide into the goo if you're not careful.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Have you been dieting?
Spongebob: Heh, well, a sponge has to look his spongiest

.SpongeBob: [hysterically] DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!^ SpongeBob : [stuck to Painty the Pirate] Could you show me how to tie my shoes?
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^ She really knows how to pound 'em down huh, SpongeBob...
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^ "Does anybody here know SpongeBob?"
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.SpongeBob: [stuck to Painty the Pirate] Could you show me how to tie my shoes?^ Squidward : How could you have bags?
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^ SpongeBob : [stuck to Painty the Pirate] Could you show me how to tie my shoes?
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^ But before he could explode, he suddenly calms down] Let me show you guys how much I hate you!
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Painty: Aargh! .I be just a paintin' of a head.^ I be just a paintin' of a head.
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Squid's Day Off [2.1b]

Mr. Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

Mr. Krabs: Get away barbarian, look what you've done! Nice, clean money, SOILED!

Something Smells [2.2a]

Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Go. Run away like all the others. .No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.^ No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.
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^ You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference!
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^ NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! Sandy : Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy!
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[slams his hands onto his organ]
.Patrick: Sure they would!^ Patrick : Sure they would!
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.It makes them feel better about the way they look!^ It makes them feel better about the way they look!
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^ If you wish to e-mail me thoughts on this FAQ, better ways of doing things, other strategies, etc., feel free.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ AND HAVE YOU SEEEEEEEEEN the way they make fun of Texas with that squirrel???
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.Patrick: Maybe a story will cheer you up.^ Patrick : Maybe a story will cheer you up.
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^ Patrick : You just jump off before you go up too high.
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^ SpongeBob looks at Patrick, who holds up a crayon innocently] Patrick : I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
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.[picks up SpongeBob and seats him] It's called "The Ugly Barnacle."^ SpongeBob and seats him] It's called "The Ugly Barnacle."
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^ GOLD SPATULA #4 *** - Meet up with Patrick and he gives Spongebob a Gold Spatula for saving him.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ SpongeBob : Bubble Buddy, you go dig him up while I get us some ice cream.
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.Once there was an ugly Barnacle.^ Once there was an ugly Barnacle.
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He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.
.SpongeBob: [sadly] That didn't help at all.^ SpongeBob : [sadly] That didn't help at all.
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^ SpongeBob : So, you were an alien all the time, and you didn't even tell me!
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How long... How long have I been ugly Patrick?
.Patrick: As long as I can remember.^ Patrick : As long as I can remember.
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.You poor ugly thing, you.^ You poor ugly thing, you.
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Spongebob: Thanks, Patrick. It's OK Patrick, It's over.
.Patrick: Just Do when I have problems...[Yells]...^ Patrick : Just Do when I have problems...
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SCREEEEEAM!!!!!!!!!!!

.SpongeBob: I'm ugly and I'm proud!^ SpongeBob : I'm ugly and I'm proud!
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I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Squidward: Is that what he calls it?

.Patrick: What is wrong with you people?!^ Patrick : What is wrong with you people?!
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^ Patrick : [with foul breath pouring out of his mouth] That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song [Patrick not keeping up] And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong But it'll help if you just sing along C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, PATRICK! Patrick : Song!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Afraid to look ugliness in the face?!^ Afraid to look ugliness in the face?!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[picks up SpongeBob and starts waving him around] Well, HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT?!^ Change over to Spongebob at the bus stop and start going up the mountain.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ [X] Milk [X] Eggs [X] Spongebob Toys [X] Teletubbie Toys [ ] World Domination ...well, at least they're close to finishing up!
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SOCK #3 *** - Go around the ledge of the Lighthouse and the sock is waiting to be picked up.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

[waves SpongeBob at one group of people] YOU LOOK AT IT!
SpongeBob: Hello.
[Group runs off after smelling his breath]
Patrick: [waves SpongeBob at another group] YOU LOOK AT IT!
SpongeBob: Hi.
[Second group follows suit]
Patrick: [waves him at the entire audience] LOOK AT IT!
[Audience runs off]
.Patrick: LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!^ These also can be used when you don't want to look at the specific strategies and want to solve things on your own.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


.SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about.^ We're just talking about respect."
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ SpongeBob : Just remember what we talked about.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ SpongeBob : [into his bubble very confused] Patrick, what are you talking about?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.There's power in pride.^ There's power in pride.
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.Patrick: [with foul breath pouring out of his mouth] That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people.^ Patrick : What is wrong with you people?!
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^ Patrick : [with foul breath pouring out of his mouth] That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Patrick : [to Squidward] May I suggest that on the seventh bar of the 'Adagio Andante' that you add a little fortissimo on the arpeggiated B flat scale.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Now look at me! I'm almost as ugly as you! .I always thought, "If I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I would do."^ I always thought, "If I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I would do."
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^ You don't know how happy I am to see you guys!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

SpongeBob: Patrick?
.Patrick: What's my mom gonna say?!^ Patrick : What's my mom gonna say?!
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^ It says "Hello, my name is Patrick"!
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^ Patrick : [reading his name tag that says, "HELLO, MY NAME IS PATRICK" upside down] Kirtap si eman, Y, M, O, 77, eh.
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.My sister-- Wait.^ My sister-- Wait.
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I don't have a sister. The bank-- Oh, it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but--
SpongeBob: PATRICK!! You're not ugly, your breath stinks, really bad.

[SpongeBob is trying to think of what toppings to use for his sundae. He studies what he has in the cupboard]
SpongeBob: Bananas. Cherries. Boring. .Ah, here we go!^ Ah, here we go!
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Onions! Ready, Gary?
[We see Gary with a violin]
Gary: Meow.
[Sad violin music begibns to play, and SpongeBob bursts into tears as he cuts up the onions]

[SpongeBob is appalled at how putrid Patrick's breath is]
SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles! .Patrick, what did you eat?!^ Patrick, what did you eat?!
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^ Dirty Bubble : Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?
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^ Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
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Patrick: Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza--
SpongeBob: [holding his nose] No, I mean just this morning.
Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza--

.Patrick: Okay say it.^ Patrick : Okay say it.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.[SpongeBob hesitates] Say it.^ [SpongeBob hesitates] Say it.
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SpongeBob: I can't.
.Patrick: Spongebob you're never gonna feel better 'till you get this thing off your chest.^ It is up to Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy to help set things right again.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ If you wish to e-mail me thoughts on this FAQ, better ways of doing things, other strategies, etc., feel free.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ If you don't know how to use your controls, then you better be prepared for either a long game or quitting due to frustration.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

[Shows alien-ish, purple thing on SpongeBob's chest]
.SpongeBob: I know, Patrick.^ [Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird] SpongeBob : Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
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^ SpongeBob looks at Patrick, who holds up a crayon innocently] Patrick : I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
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^ SpongeBob : Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[removes the thing]

Bossy Boots [2.2b]

.Squidward: [deadpan] Rage.^ Squidward : [deadpan] Rage.
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Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.

.Pearl: Squidward is such a barnacle.^ Pearl : Squidward is such a barnacle.
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.SpongeBob: A stick in the sand.^ SpongeBob : A stick in the sand.
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[Pearl gives SpongeBob his new uniform, a bright pink body suit covered with bright purple flowers]
.Pearl: Oh, SpongeBob, you look so adorable!^ Pearl : Look, it's Spongebob Nudie pants!
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^ Pearl : Come on, SpongeBob, you're a hip guy.
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^ SpongeBob : Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!
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.I could just eat you up!^ I could just eat you up!
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^ Patrick : You just jump off before you go up too high.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Just time the boards so you jump on them when the smooth side is up.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.SpongeBob: Sorry, Pearl, this item's not on the menu!^ SpongeBob : Sorry, Pearl, this item's not on the menu!
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^ [Pearl gives SpongeBob the new Kuddly Krab menu] SpongeBob : [reading the menu] "Salad and tea."
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.SpongeBob: The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.^ SpongeBob : The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.
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[SpongeBob finds, to his horror, that his grill is gone]
SpongeBob: Where's the grill?!
.Pearl: Come on, SpongeBob, you're a hip guy.^ Pearl : Come on, SpongeBob, you're a hip guy.
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^ SpongeBob : Is that a burger you're eating?
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^ Patrick : You're a saint, SpongeBob!
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.You know fried foods are O-U-T, out.^ You know fried foods are O-U-T, out.
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.SpongeBob: [weakly] Er...right on.^ SpongeBob : [weakly] Er...right on.
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[Pearl gives SpongeBob the new Kuddly Krab menu]
.SpongeBob: [reading the menu] "Salad and tea."^ [Pearl gives SpongeBob the new Kuddly Krab menu] SpongeBob : [reading the menu] "Salad and tea."
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

But where are the Krabby Patties?
Pearl: Oh silly, those aren't hip.

.SpongeBob: I did it, Mr Krabs!^ SpongeBob : Oh no, Mr. Krabs; she's single.
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^ SpongeBob : Why, Mr. Krabs?
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^ [SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp] Sandy : And I don't need this helmet, neither!
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[finds that Krabs has fainted] AHH! [breaks open a glass case containing a dollar bill and waves it under Krabs' nose]
Mr. Krabs: Is that a 20? [grabs dollar]

Woman: It’s a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab.
.Man: That’s a darn shame.^ Man : That’s a darn shame.
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Hey, lady! .Do you know where we can get something to eat around here?^ P And as I'm sure you know, legal and economic conservatism is not unknown here (Howard Dean has a few such stances on selected issues, to name a prominent advocate, e.g.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You don't actually have to see something to know it's Eeeeeee Villllll.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Squidward: That’s it! I quit! [he rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. .A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over.^ A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over.
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He writes him a ticket and places it between his legs]

Big Pink Loser [2.3a]

[Patrick showing SpongeBob his award]
SpongeBob: [reading award caption] For outstanding achievement in achievement - SpongeBob SquarePants?
.Patrick: "SpongeBob SquarePants"? That's a funny way to spell my name.^ It says "Hello, my name is Patrick"!
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^ My name's SpongeBob SquarePants and I am not a dummy!
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^ That's a funny way to spell my name.
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.SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, I think the award is for me.^ SpongeBob : Uh, Patrick, I think the award is for me.
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^ SpongeBob's window] Is Patrick thinking again?
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^ Nerd 1 : Uh, no, you're thinking of Monster Weenie Monday SpongeBob : I don't have time for this!
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.You must have got it by mistake.^ You must have got it by mistake.
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.Patrick: [sadly] But, it's shiny!^ Patrick : [sadly] But, it's shiny!
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[starts to cry]
.SpongeBob: Yeah, but, you know what else is shiny?^ You gotta know your SpongeBob.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Spongebob's Closet Socks: 1 Gold Spatulas or Shiny Objects to Access: None, it's where you start at - You start off the adventure in Spongebob's house.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Annoy Squidward Socks: 3 Gold Spatulas or Shiny Objects to Access: 1 Gold Spatula - When you exit Spongebob's house, Plankton will be there to chat with him.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Patrick: Ice cream!^ [He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!
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^ Patrick : My ice cream!
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^ Patrick : Ice cream!
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SpongeBob: Exactly!
Patrick: I can find it! Is it in here?
.SpongeBob: No, don't, that's my-- [Patrick opens door, causing all the trophies inside to collapse] ...Award closet.^ SpongeBob : No, that was Patrick who brought his Mom.
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^ SpongeBob : No, Patrick, he wanted the cookie in your pocket.
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^ [SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp] Sandy : And I don't need this helmet, neither!
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.SpongeBob: It look's a little dusty around table 3, how about if you sweep it up?^ GOLD SPATULA #3 *** - Look at the side of the Chum Bucket and you will see three buttons going up the wall.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Switch to Sandy at the bus stop and head over to Sand Mountain (Door #3) - When you get up the terraced hill, turn around and you should see the hooks.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Continue to follow the path around and you will end up at the place where you had to hit the planks into place.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Patrick: What's the point? I can't do anything right!
.SpongeBob: You'll do fine.^ SpongeBob : Fine, I'll take it out!
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^ SpongeBob : You'll do fine.
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^ SpongeBob : [trying to get Squidward to eat a Krabby Patty] If you try it, you'll love it!
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[Loud noise comes from the mop, Patrick is scraping the wrong end of the mop on the floor]
.Phil: [walks up to Patrick] Hey Pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?^ I could just eat you up!
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^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
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^ SpongeBob : You just ate it, Patrick.
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.SpongeBob: First, you need a jar.^ SpongeBob : First, you need a jar.
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^ Spongebob : Remember, if you need anything, i'm here for you, because you and me?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And let me tell you, first off--it's not like Spongebob or Nickelodeon or anybody in the private sector commissioned it.
  • Daily Kos: Latest wingnut target: SpongeBob SquarePants 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC www.dailykos.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

[Patrick holds up a pickle]
.SpongeBob: Patrick, that's a pickle.^ [Patrick holds up a pickle] SpongeBob : Patrick, that's a pickle.
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Patrick: Yes.

[Phone rings and Patrick answers it]
.Fish: Is this the Krusty Krab?^ [Patrick hangs up and whistles; phone rings again] Another Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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^ [Phone rings and Patrick answers it] Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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^ [Patrick hangs up and continues whistling; phone rings again] Yet Another Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
[Patrick hangs up and whistles; phone rings again]
Another .Fish: Is this the Krusty Krab?^ [Patrick hangs up and whistles; phone rings again] Another Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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^ [Phone rings and Patrick answers it] Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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^ [Patrick hangs up and continues whistling; phone rings again] Yet Another Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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.Patrick: [annoyed] No, this is Patrick!^ Patrick : [annoyed] No, this is Patrick!
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[Patrick hangs up and continues whistling; phone rings again]
.Yet Another Fish: Is this the Krusty Krab?^ [Phone rings and Patrick answers it] Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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^ [Patrick hangs up and whistles; phone rings again] Another Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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^ [Patrick hangs up and continues whistling; phone rings again] Yet Another Fish : Is this the Krusty Krab?
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.Patrick: [fed up] NO! THIS IS PATRICK! [hangs up, sulking] I'm not a Krusty Krab.^ Drain the Lake Socks: 3 Gold Spatulas or Shiny Objects to Access: None - Patrick will meet up with Mr. Krabs.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ [SpongeBob grins and slithers silently out of the Krusty Krab kitchen to join Patrick] .
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^ Fish : [holding up a photo of him as a very obese 13-year old] As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.
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SpongeBob: Uh... .Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.^ Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
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Patrick: Huh? [facepalms] Oooh... FISH PASTE!

[SpongeBob is instructing Patrick on how to remove a jar lid]
[Patrick flails his arm grabbing things randomly, to which SpongeBob responds by repeating, "The lid!"]
SpongeBob: Freeze!
[Patrick holding on to the jar panting]
.SpongeBob: Almost there...^ [Patrick holding on to the jar panting] SpongeBob : Almost there...
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.Now head for the lid.^ Now head for the lid.
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[Patrick, sweating excessively, moves his hand down]
SpongeBob: Cold... .[Patrick moves his hand up] Warmer, warmer, warmer!^ [Patrick moves his hand up] Warmer, warmer, warmer!
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^ GOLD SPATULA #8 *** - Go up to Patrick and he will hand you the spatula.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ [Man-Ray claps a hand over his face in frustration] Man-Ray : [holding up ID card] Aren't you Patrick Star?
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.You're hot!^ You're hot!
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[Patrick puts his hand on the lid]
SpongeBob: Hot, hot, hot, FIRE!
Patrick: Aaaah! It burns!

.SpongeBob & Patrick: Ha!^ SpongeBob & Patrick : Ha!
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Darn. .Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!!^ Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!!
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(both cover their mouth) Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.
.SpongeBob: At least I'm safe inside my mind.^ SpongeBob : At least I'm safe inside my mind.
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^ Patrick : At least I'm safe inside my mind [ edit ] Bubble Buddy [2.3b] .
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^ (An inside joke about the length of many SpongeBob episodes) "Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?"
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Patrick: At least I'm safe inside my mind

Bubble Buddy [2.3b]

.Squidward: [to SpongeBob] How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?!^ The Cruise Bubble comes in very handy for this part (if you are Spongebob).
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Spongebob's Closet Socks: 1 Gold Spatulas or Shiny Objects to Access: None, it's where you start at - You start off the adventure in Spongebob's house.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ You must climb this sticky wall before the center portion comes out far enough to push you off.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


Squidward: Here, one of everything! .No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four sqirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival style!^ No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four sqirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival style!
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^ SpongeBob : [sadly] I'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.
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.And if there is anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask!^ And if there is anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask!
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.SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy, you go dig him up while I get us some ice cream.^ Sandy : [runs over to SpongeBob and helps him up] You okay, SpongeBob?
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^ SpongeBob : Bubble Buddy, you go dig him up while I get us some ice cream.
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^ SpongeBob : Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant.
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.Scooter: [buried up to his head in sand; to Bubble Buddy] Don't just stand there, dude!^ Switch to Sandy at the bus stop and head over to Sand Mountain (Door #3) - When you get up the terraced hill, turn around and you should see the hooks.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ At the top of the slope, you will meet up with Bubble Buddy.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

The tide's coming in! [laughs] ...Dude?

.SpongeBob: [to Squidward] Bubble Buddy says this drink tastes funny.^ SpongeBob : Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant.
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^ SpongeBob : [to Squidward] Bubble Buddy says this drink tastes funny.
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^ [Squidward says nothing] SpongeBob : Good!
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What do you think?
Squidward: [annoyed] Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: [after pre-chewing a Krabby Patty for an old lady] Think of the customer!
Squidward: [trying out drink] Oh, silly me. I got the Diet Shampoo.

.SpongeBob: Oh, no, Squidward!^ SpongeBob : Oh no, Mr. Krabs; she's single.
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^ SpongeBob : Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!
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^ Squidward : [sarcastically] Oh gee, SpongeBob, now that's a great idea!
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Wait! There's cheese on these patties!
Squidward: And?
.SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant.^ Bubble Buddy also offers some solid advice and provides helpful items to Spongebob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

He can't eat cheese! What should we do?
Squidward: [angry] We?! How about you take these patties and--
Mr. Krabs: [offscreen] Mr. Squidward!

SpongeBob: [points to Port-a-Potty] It's his first time on his own.
Fish: Once again, congratulations.

.Fish: He kept us waiting for a bubble?!^ Fish : He kept us waiting for a bubble ?!
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.Larry the Lobster: That's nothing!^ Larry the Lobster : That's nothing!
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.He called us fat!^ He called us fat!
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[he and other fish rushingly eat celery stalks]
.Pearl: [crying] He washed my flipper!^ Pearl : [crying] He washed my flipper!
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Mr. Krabs: He owes me money!
.Squidward: He made me provide excellent service!^ Squidward : He made me provide excellent service!
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.Scooter: [as an angel] Dudes, he made me experience high tide!^ Scooter : [as an angel] Dudes, he made me experience high tide!
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.[flies up into heaven] Haaaaaaaaaaaw!^ He flies up a vertical section of road and into the air, continuing to scream out, "YEEOOW! OOOOW!", grasping onto the wrist of the hand with the pebble stuck in it.
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^ [He blows a little too hard on the soup, and the soup ends up flying into Squidward's bandaged face.
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Dying For Pie [2.4a]

Mr. Krabs: So, are you ready?
.Squidward: To go home?^ Squidward : To go home?
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^ Go all the way to the top of Squidward's home to retrieve them.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

Mr. Krabs: No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register, and take orders, and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards that guy! [points to SpongeBob]

Mr. Krabs: You had to kill him. .The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.^ The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.
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^ Krabs : You had to kill him.
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.Squidward: Well, we'd better get started on this list before you die...of anticipation.^ Before you start doing all the below taskings, you will need to open up the downtown area for easier navigation.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Collect the Golden Spatula from Barnacle Boy _______________________________________________________________________________ - Activate the security switch before you go down the slide to get back to the area you started at.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]


.SpongeBob: You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.^ SpongeBob : You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
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^ You gotta know your SpongeBob.
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^ SpongeBob : Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
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Squidward: Now, may I resume my minimum-wage duties?
Mr. Krabs: After you present your Brotherhood Gift.
.Squidward: I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.^ Squidward : I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.
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[Squidward presents a pie he's just purchased from a gang of pirates to Mr. Krabs]
Squidward: Here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. .I'll be returning to my life now.^ I'll start taking contributions to pay my contempt fine now.
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Mr. Krabs: Not yet! .I gotta make sure you did it right.^ I gotta make sure you did it right.
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^ Make sure you jump over it.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ Make sure you have some speed.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.[takes a tiny piece of the pie and starts to eat it, then stops himself] Wait a second!^ Krabs starts to get himself a carton of milk, but then he stumbles and drops the tiny crumb of pie, which causes a powerful explosion that blasts a large hole through the wall of Mr. Krabs' office] .
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^ Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps] Squidward : [Yells] Stop eating my kelp!
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.This would go great with some milk!^ This would go great with some milk!
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[Mr. Krabs starts to get himself a carton of milk, but then he stumbles and drops the tiny crumb of pie, which causes a powerful explosion that blasts a large hole through the wall of Mr. Krabs' office]

[Squidward has explained everything about the pie he's just bought to Mr. Krabs]
Squidward: And that's what happened!
Mr. Krabs: Twenty-five dollars?! A bomb?!
Squidward & Mr. Krabs: IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

.Squidward: I'm going to make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had!^ Squidward : I'm going to make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had!
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^ Squidward : SpongeBob, this is the final straw.
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^ Squidward : Spongebob I have a confession to make.
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And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! Drown in it!
[Once Squidward has left the room, Mr. Krabs takes out a pencil and a clipboard and jots down a note]
Mr. Krabs: Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.

[Squidward and SpongeBob leave the Krusty Krab together to complete SpongeBob's Friendship List]
SpongeBob: Bye, Mr. Krabs!
[Mr. Krabs bursts into tears as he watches SpongeBob leave, and he puts up a "Help Wanted" sign and walks away, still sobbing]
.SpongeBob: [in a low voice] Heads up, Squidward.^ [Towards the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward wind up in the hospital.
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^ [The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again] SpongeBob : I should have warned you about crawling.
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^ [The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up even more] SpongeBob : They hate limping more than running!
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.Looks like they're gonna replace you.^ Looks like they're gonna replace you.
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^ You're just like stairs.
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^ SpongeBob alone] Looks like you're the man...
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[Squidward sees that SpongeBob is still around, even though SpongeBob's supposed to have blown up by now]
.Squidward: Why are you still here?^ Squidward : What are you two doing here?
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^ Squidward : Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don't you order a Krabby Patty?
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^ SpongeBob : Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?
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.SpongeBob: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one.^ SpongeBob : Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one.
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^ Plankton : [after Patrick and SpongeBob make up] Hey!
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^ [They see Squidward flying out of Tentacle Acres using a reefblower as a jetpack] SpongeBob : Well, we know one thing...it sure isn't that guy!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants - Wikiquote 6 February 2010 13:27 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I already filled up this book with ideas.^ I already filled up this book with ideas.
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[reveals a large, thick book to Squidward] We should be able to finish by January...
Squidward: [knocking the book out of SpongeBob's hands] FORGET THE BOOK! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because YOU were supposed to EXPLODE!
.SpongeBob: You want me to explode?^ SpongeBob : I thought you wanted to ask me a question.
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^ Krabs : Now SpongeBob, when we get to the Krusty Krab I want you to take that shovel and stuff-I mean stow it in the freezer.
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^ NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! Sandy : Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy!
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.Squidward: YES! That's what I've been waiting for!^ Squidward : YES! That's what I've been waiting for!
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^ Squidward : Ah, Squidward, you've waited a long time for this.
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.SpongeBob: [hesitantly] Well...okay, I'll try.^ SpongeBob : [hesitantly] Well...okay, I'll try.
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^ SpongeBob : [trying to get Squidward to eat a Krabby Patty] If you try it, you'll love it!
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^ SpongeBob : Okay, we'll just paint around this stuff.
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[pretends to "explode"] GARY!! .YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!^ Looks like they're gonna replace you.
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^ YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!
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^ Patrick : Spongebob you're never gonna feel better 'till you get this thing off your chest.
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.[laughs] Now it's your turn.^ Now it's your turn.
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Squidward: [in SpongeBob's face] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!
.SpongeBob: Ooh, good one!^ SpongeBob : Ooh, good one!
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^ SpongeBob : [singing] Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me He said, it's gonna be a good one just wait and see!
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^ [SpongeBob and Patrick beam at one another] SpongeBob : We could teach you how to be good!
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.Squidward: NO! You're supposed to explode, into a million pieces!^ Squidward, you're choking!
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^ Squidward : You're making me claustrophobic.
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^ Squidward : You're kidding.
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.SpongeBob: Why would I do that?^ SpongeBob : Why would I do that?
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Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob: What pie?
.Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it!^ Squidward : Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
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^ Squidward : The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it!
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^ Spongebob: You know, there's one thing dumber than a squirrel...
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[points to SpongeBob's stomach] THAT PIE!
SpongeBob: [thinking] Pie...pie... Oh, you mean this pie! .[holds the pie up] I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share.^ I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share.
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Let's eat! Oops!
[SpongeBob starts to move forward, but then trips on his shoelace. The pie flies into Squidward's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb]
Squidward: Ouch...

Imitation Krabs [2.4b]

Plankton: [disguised as Robot Mr. Krabs] Don't listen to him. He's obviously a robot.

.Plankton: Coin-operated self-destruct, not one of my better ideas.^ Sam was a friend of fellow comic writer/artist (and one of my best friends of the time) Tom Hart, with whom he worked on a number of self-published comics.
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.Plankton: Don't listen to him, SpongeBob.^ Annoy Squidward Socks: 3 Gold Spatulas or Shiny Objects to Access: 1 Gold Spatula - When you exit Spongebob's house, Plankton will be there to chat with him.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Battle For Bikini BottomWalkthrough (PS2) - IGNFAQs 11 September 2009 10:44 UTC faqs.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Remember-- Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.^ Remember-- Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
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.SpongeBob: I thought you wanted to ask me a question.^ SpongeBob : I thought you wanted to ask me a question.
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^ SpongeBob : I thought that meant you were nuts.
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^ Krabs : Now SpongeBob, when we get to the Krusty Krab I want you to take that shovel and stuff-I mean stow it in the freezer.
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Mr. Krabs: Yes... .[angrily] Why aren't you working harder?^ Why aren't you working harder?
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^ Why work on make yourself a better human when you can attack a "worse" human - Jr. High mentality.
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SpongeBob: [blankly] I don't know, Mr. Krabs. I don't know...

.Plankton: I'll never get that formula with that pest Krabs popping in and out like that.^ Plankton : I'll never get that formula with that pest Krabs popping in and out like that.
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^ Krabs : I want you boys to promise me you'll never go on those hooks again.
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^ Krabs : If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!
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I've got it! .I've been saving this for a rainy day.^ I've been saving this for a rainy day.
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It looks like an ordinary penny...because it is an ordinary penny!

SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs... .I thought you were a phony.^ I thought you were a phony.
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Mr. Krabs: It's alright, as long as the formula's safe. However, that penny's coming out of your paycheck! [they laugh]
SpongeBob: ...Really?

[A robot Prize Patrol-like host controlled by Plankton has just offered SpongeBob a cash prize if he were to tell it the secret formula for the Krabby Patty]
SpongeBob: [quickly] The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and may only be discussed in part or in whole with it's creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. .Restrictions apply, results may vary.^ Restrictions apply, results may vary.
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Plankton': [sees Mr. Krabs go after the penny that is heading into town] Nothing stops me from getting that secret formula now! [He cuts the Krust Krab sign with the claw of the robot Mr. Krabs and runs in circles laughing, the sign falls and lands on Plankton (who is in the Mr. Krabs robot) OUCH!!

Wormy [2.5a]

.Squidward: Well, if moron theater is over, why don't we just have a look at this monster?^ Squidward : Just look at him!
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^ Squidward : Well, if moron theater is over, why don't we just have a look at this monster?
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^ Squidward : Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don't you order a Krabby Patty?
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.Patrick: Pet-sitting?^ Patrick : Pet-sitting?
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Won't that hurt them?

[Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird]
.SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.^ [Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird] SpongeBob : Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
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^ SpongeBob : You okay, Patrick?
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^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
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Patrick: No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.

[After spending a perfect day with "Wormy"]
Patrick: Gee, SpongeBob, I don't want today to end, ever.
.SpongeBob: I know, Patrick.^ [Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird] SpongeBob : Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
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^ SpongeBob looks at Patrick, who holds up a crayon innocently] Patrick : I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
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^ SpongeBob : Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
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Days like today come around once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

[When SpongeBob hints that the "monster" must have eaten Wormy]
Patrick: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!

Patty Hype [2.5b]

.SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?^ Squidward : [disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick!
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^ SpongeBob : You okay, Patrick?
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^ SpongeBob : Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?
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Patrick: Yeah!
SpongeBob: What's the matter?
.Patrick: I can't see my forehead!^ Patrick : I can't see my forehead!
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^ [Patrick and SpongeBob see Gary rummaging through one of Patrick's pockets] Patrick : He only liked me for my shorts!
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.Patrick: SpongeBob, sometimes we have to look deep insi