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Survivor may refer to:






  • Survivor (horse), a racehorse that won the first Preakness Stakes in 1873
  • Survivor (suicide), a family member or friend of a person who has died by suicide
  • Survivor: The Ride!, a roller coaster in Great America in Santa Clara, California, U.S.
  • Designated survivor, the member of the U.S. Cabinet who is hidden when other senior government officials assemble

See also


Up to date as of January 14, 2010
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Survivor, novel by Chuck Palahniuk

  • "What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough so you can use the bathroom."
  • "Here in the cockpit of Flight 2039, the first of the four engines has just flamed out. Where we're at right here is the beginning of the end."
  • You have a choice. Live or die.
Every breath is a choice.
Every minute is a choice.
Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.
  • "The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom is press coverage."
  • "People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were too scared of being alone."
  • "The shortest distance between the points is a time line, a schedule, a map of your time, the itinerary for the rest of your life. Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list."
  • "You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you're changing a patio lightbulb with a 5-year life span and realize how you'll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you'll be dead.
Time is running out. There isn't the kind of energy you used to have. You start to slow down."
  • "Reality means you live until you die," the agent says. "The real truth is nobody wants reality"
  • "This is passive aggression in action"
  • "It's a shame," the agent says, "how medical technology is still lagging behind the marketing side of things. I mean, we've had all the sales support in place for years, the coffee mug giveaways to physicians, the feel-good magazine ads, the total product launch, but it's the same old violin in the background R&D is still years behind. The lab monkeys are still dropping like flies."
  • "It's not that I want to get married.
I admire guys who can commit to a tattoo."
  • "Kill myself?
Thanks, I say. No, thanks.
Let's not rush anything here."
  • "When you get famous, dinner isn't food anymore; it's twenty ounces of protein, ten ounces of carbohydrates, salt-free, fat-free, sugar-free fuel."
  • "People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser. When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being."
  • "Just for the record, after my first three-month cycle of Deca-Durabolin I couldn't reach down far enough to tie my shoes; my arms were that big. Not a problem, the agent says, and he hires someone to tie all my shoes for me."
  • "Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time."
  • "And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would He be in Heaven?"
  • "Right now, me getting killed would be redundant."
  • "You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late."
  • "The same way you might look at your leg cut off at the knee and not feel anything at first, maybe this is just shock.
But I hope not.
I don't want it to wear off.
I pray not to feel anything ever again.
Because if it wears off, this is all going to hurt so much. This is going to hurt for the rest of my life."
  • "This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of a goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground."
  • "A girl calls and asks, 'Does it hurt very much to die?'
Well, sweetheart, I tell her, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living."
  • "I told the agent, I figured I'd spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into management. Be a real team player. Hell is going to see enormous growth in market share over the next millennium. I wanted to ride the crest.
    The agent said that sounded pretty realistic."
  • “There is no Hell. There is no heaven”
  • Scratched on the bathroom stall, it says, "Heaven," the words say, "is all-you-can-eat pussy buffet."
Heaven is getting fucked up the ass.
Go to Hell faggot.
Been there.
Go suck shit.
Done that."
  • “What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.”

“You’re that tree falling in the forest that nobody gives a rat’s ass about.”

  • There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns.
If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself.
What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can’t decipher. What we can’t understand we call nonsense. What we can’t read we call gibberish.
There is no free will.
There are no variables.”
  • “The bad news is we don’t have any control.
The good news is you can’t make any mistakes.”
  • "Do I need to tell you that prison makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like Minneapolis and St. Paul by comparison?" (p. 84)
  • "Whoever invented this routine, the agent tells me, they pretty much run things in hell." (p. 131)
  • "Throughout history the most powerful rulers have been sex maniacs. And he asks, does their sex appetite come from having power, or does their will for power come from their sex appetite? 'And if you don't crave sex,' he says, 'will you crave power?' No, he says."
  • "The joke is, we all have the same punchline."
  • "You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching."
  • "It doesn't matter if you do anything. If nobody notices, your life will add up to a big zero."
  • "The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again.

The truth is you will be. And the secret is, this will hurt less and less each time until you can't feel a thing. Trust me on this. With her lying there dead after our ten years of heart-to-heart talks every week, my first thought was, here's just something else for me to pick up."

  • "And the sky is blue and righteous in every direction.

The Sun is total and burning and just right there, and today is a beautiful day. Testing, testing, one, two-"

  • "You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching.

You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled?"

  • "No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy."

Simple English

A survivor is a person or animal which continues to live after something happens which might have killed them. They might be one person who lives when ten people die in a car crash.

Survivor could also mean:



  • Resident Evil: Survivor, a 2000 arcade game
  • Survivor (video game), an action game released in 1987 by the Spanish software house Topo Soft
  • Survivor (board game), board game based on the show.


  • Survivor (1988 novel), a novel by Christina Crawford
  • Survivor (novel), a novel by Chuck Palahniuk
  • "Survivor" (story), the last novella in Accelerando by Charles Stross
  • Survivor (Octavia Butler novel), a 1978 novel by Octavia Butler


  • Survivor (album), an album by Destiny's Child
  • Survivor (band), a rock band whose hits include "Eye of the Tiger" and "Burning Heart"
  • Survivor (Funker Vogt album), an album by Funker Vogt
  • Survivor Records, a British Christian Music record label


  • Australian Survivor, a television series based on the popular American reality show Survivor
  • Celebrity Survivor, an Australian television series based on the popular reality television show Survivor
  • Survivor (TV series), a reality television show
  • Survivor (UK TV series), the British version of the American reality show Survivor
  • Survivor Series, an annual professional wrestling pay-per-view event held in November by World Wrestling Entertainment


  • Designated survivor, the member of the U.S. Cabinet who is hidden when other senior government officials assemble
  • Survivor (horse), a racehorse which won the first Preakness Stakes in 1873
  • Survivor (tournament), a series of writing tournaments that are held three times a year
  • Survivor: The Ride!, a roller coaster in Paramount's Great America in Santa Clara, California

Other pages

  • Sole Survivor (disambiguation)
  • Soul Survivor (disambiguation)
  • Survivors (disambiguation)
  • Survival
  • The Survivor (disambiguation)
  • List of Holocaust survivors, Cancer survivors, etc.

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