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The 40-Year-Old Virgin

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Directed by Judd Apatow
Produced by Judd Apatow
Shauna Robertson
Clayton Townsend
Seth Rogen
Steve Carell
Written by Judd Apatow
Steve Carell
Starring Steve Carell
Catherine Keener
Paul Rudd
Romany Malco
Seth Rogen
Music by Lyle Workman
Editing by Brent White
Studio The Apatow Company
Distributed by Universal Pictures
Release date(s) August 19, 2005
Running time Theatrical cut:
116 min.
Unrated cut:
133 min.
Country United States
Language English
Budget $26,000,000
Gross revenue $177,378,645
.The 40-Year-Old Virgin is a 2005 comedy film written and directed by Judd Apatow and co-written by the film's lead star, Steve Carell, though the film itself features a great deal of improvised dialogue.^ I can't stop laughing at the 40 year old virgin.
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^ The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - Dialogue Transcript .
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^ The 40 Year-Old Virgin [2005] .
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[1] It also stars Catherine Keener, Romany Malco, Seth Rogen (who was also the co-producer) and Paul Rudd, as well as Leslie Mann (Apatow's wife) and Nancy Walls (Carell's wife) in small roles.
The film received its general North American theatrical release on August 19, 2005 and was released on region 1 DVD on December 13, 2005.[2]

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Plot

Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell) is the eponymous 40-year-old virgin. .A very well-meaning, highly neurotic, somewhat stereotypical nerd, Andy lives alone, collects action figures, enjoys video games, framed a poster of eighties rock band Asia, and his social life seems to consist of watching Survivor with his elderly neighbors.^ You framed an Asia poster?
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Andy works in the stockroom at an electronics store called SmartTech. .His co-workers include the affable David (Paul Rudd), who is tormented by memories of his old girlfriend Amy (Mindy Kaling); the burly Cal (Seth Rogen), a novelist and stoner; and Jay (Romany Malco), a self-styled ladies' man.^ Amy (Mindy Kaling): "I moved, I changed my email address, my phone number.
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^ K) yahmobthere.mp3 (448K) yahmobthere.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David (Paul Rudd): "Hey, Paula?"
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^ K) spiltblood.mp3 (175K) spiltblood.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay (Romany Malco): "Sick of you poaching my customers."
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When a friend drops out of a poker game, they reluctantly invite the withdrawn Andy to join them. Andy turns out to be surprisingly good at poker due to his free-time of playing the game online. .When conversation turns to past sexual exploits, Andy desperately makes up a story, giving himself away when he describes the feel of a woman's breast as "like a bag of sand". When the others realize Andy is still a virgin, they resolve to help him lose his virginity.^ And then by the time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it."
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^ Would you please help him redeem himself by telling a real sex story?
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^ I'm trying to help you grow up, Andy.
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.Andy is at first reluctant to go along with them, but after a heartfelt talk with David, he agrees to give it a try.^ Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy.
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.The gang’s efforts prove to be unsuccessful, partly because all three men give Andy different and sometimes contradictory advice.^ You guys all gave me different advice.
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^ We've given you all the advice we have to give.
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They take Andy to a bar, where Jay advises him to hit on drunk women, but this backfires when the girl Andy leaves with drives the two of them home drunk, wrecks the car, and vomits on him. Jay recommends that Andy get his chest waxed, but Andy finds it so painful that he leaves halfway through. (Steve Carell actually had his chest hair removed during the scene, and stated in an interview on Australia's Rove Live that the scene was unnecessarily painful because the waxers forgot to oil his nipples).[3] David gives Andy his "big box of porn" to help him "loosen up" sexually, but to no avail. .They later go to a speed dating lunch, with no success, and at which David encounters ex-girlfriend Amy, sending him into a downward spiral of depression.^ My girlfriend, Jill, found your speed-dating card.
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.Later, Cal advises Andy to be questioning when talking to women, (which makes Andy seem mysterious) and results in Beth (Elizabeth Banks), a bookstore clerk, taking a liking to Andy.^ K) rsvping.mp3 (94K) rsvping.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Beth (Elizabeth Banks): "You think we should take this party to my apartment or what?"
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.Andy starts to open up, and as true friendships begin to form with his co-workers, Andy impresses his boss, Paula (Jane Lynch), with his salesmanship and she promotes him to floor manager.^ So, I am promoting you to floor manager.
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^ Paula (Jane Lynch): "Yeah?"
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.Eventually, Jay hires Andy a prostitute who turns out to be a transvestite.^ You know what, hiring a transvestite prostitute isn't helping me, man.
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The reason for Jay doing this is explained previously when he says that Andy must practice on other girls. He refers to these girls as hoodrats. .Andy tells them that he is taking matters into his own hands, and he lands a date with Trish Piedmont (Catherine Keener), a mother of three who works in a store across the street from SmartTech.^ K) buythatvcr.mp3 (100K) buythatvcr.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Trish (Catherine Keener): "This one looks pretty good."
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^ God, you know, it's so funny, I work right across the street...
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.It is later revealed that one of Trish's kids also has a kid, making Trish a "hot grandma" according to Cal.^ Cal: "Did you say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?"
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.Andy and Trish's first date goes well, and they almost end up having sex, but before Trish discovers that Andy does not know how to use a condom, they are interrupted by Trish’s teenage daughter Marla (Kat Dennings), outraged at the fact that her mother is allowed to have sex, yet she isn't.^ How was the date with Trish?"
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^ BLEEPyouup.wav (72K) BLEEPyouup.mp3 (72K) BLEEPyouup.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You know, I may not have had sex, but I could bleep you up.
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^ K) relationships.mp3 (134K) relationships.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go 'blah blah blah blah blah.'
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.On their next date, Andy decides to tell Trish he is a virgin, but just before he does so, she suggests that they postpone having sex, to which Andy enthusiastically agrees; they decide they won’t have sex until their twentieth date.^ They were just having fun.
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.Meanwhile, David's brush with Amy prompts him to become unstable and eventually resort to celibacy, citing Andy as an inspiration, while Jay’s girlfriend breaks up with him when she finds out he’s been cheating on her, leading him to an argument with an obnoxious customer (portrayed by Kevin Hart)-.^ Jay: "I don't hang out with him.
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^ Smart Tech Customer: "You just got bleeped up with him.
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Andy comforts Jay after he reveals his breakup with Jill and advises to Andy that sex can ruin a relationship.
.Afterward, Jay's ex-girlfriend realizes she is pregnant and takes him back, and Cal hires an attractive young woman named Bernadette to work in the stockroom in order to lure David out of celibacy.^ I hired a -pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Tech...
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.Andy and Trish’s relationship is a strong one, with Trish suggesting Andy sell his precious collectible action figures in order to raise enough money to open his own store.^ K) relationships.mp3 (134K) relationships.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go 'blah blah blah blah blah.'
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Things are going well until Andy and Trish finally reach the twentieth date, at which point Andy panics and an argument ensues in which Andy accuses Trish of making him sell his action figures when he didn't want to. He storms out of her home, and turns up at a nightclub where Jay is celebrating his girlfriend’s pregnancy, and proceeds to get very drunk. Andy runs into Beth at the bar, and they leave for her apartment. .Meanwhile, David finally relinquishes his celibacy and hooks up with Bernadette, and Trish’s daughter Marla (who found out that Andy is a virgin) convinces her to go and make up with Andy.^ K) relationships.mp3 (134K) relationships.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go 'blah blah blah blah blah.'
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At Beth’s apartment, Andy sobers up and starts to have second thoughts. His three friends arrive at the apartment to talk him out of it, so he leaves with them to make up with Trish (although Cal stays behind to hook up with Beth). .When Andy gets home, he finds Trish waiting for him; she has found the big box of porn given to him by David and a plastic vagina (obtained from a family planning clinic), and now considers Andy to be some sort of sexual deviant, and leaves in alarm and disgust.^ Got a big box of porn for you."
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^ K) huntforsomehos.mp3 (55K) huntforsomehos.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "And now I have to go hunt for some hos.
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^ Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!"
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.Andy chases her car on his bike (to the music of “Heat of the Moment” by Asia), and gets involved in an accident which results in him being thrown through a two sided billboard truck (used as a sight gag near the beginning of the movie), and landing on the road in front of traffic.^ There were two sides to that billboard.
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^ Having friends of Andy putting into respectives of trying to have him not being a Virgin and finding Andy odd as most guys like his friends had been going through being not a virgin to find solutions and ways for Andy to go and help him to get a girl.
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^ K) twosides.mp3 (49K) twosides.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "There were two sides of that bullboard.
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She rushes to his side in concern, and he finally confesses to her that he is a virgin. She realizes this is why he has been acting so strangely, and they kiss.
They end up getting married with everyone in attendance, with a sidelong mention of Andy's action figures having sold for approximately half a million dollars, and finally consummate their relationship on their wedding night. Andy finally loses his virginity with Trish in their hotel room. The film ends with an over-the-top musical scene in which the cast of the film sing and dance to the song “Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In.”

Cast

Reception

Critical reception

The film received largely positive reviews; Rotten Tomatoes declared it the "Best Reviewed Comedy of 2005",[4] with 84% of 160 critics giving it a "fresh" review.[5]
Ebert and Roeper gave the film a "two thumbs up" rating. .Roger Ebert said, "I was surprised by how funny, how sweet, and how wise the movie really is" and "the more you think about it, the better The 40-Year-Old Virgin gets".[6] The pair offered minor criticisms, with Ebert describing "the way she (Catherine Keener as 'Trish') empathizes with Andy" as "almost too sweet to be funny" and Richard Roeper saying that the film was too long, and at times extremely frustrating.^ I can't stop laughing at the 40 year old virgin.
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^ How old are you?
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^ I think you'd really dig it.
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[6] .Roeper later chose the film as the tenth best of 2005.[7] It has also been criticized for promoting the message that there is something wrong with being a virgin under the guise of pretending that the lead character, Andy, is a really cool guy.^ Having friends of Andy putting into respectives of trying to have him not being a Virgin and finding Andy odd as most guys like his friends had been going through being not a virgin to find solutions and ways for Andy to go and help him to get a girl.
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^ Andy: "There's something worng with her underpants."
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[8]
Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly gave the movie an A-, saying that Carell "plays him [Andy] in the funniest and most surprising way possible: as a credible human being."
Manohla Dargis of The New York Times called the film a "charmingly bent comedy", noting that Carell conveys a "sheer likability" and a "range as an actor" that was "crucial to making this film work as well as it does."[9]
In December 2005, the film was chosen by the American Film Institute as one of the ten best movies of the year, the only comedy film to be so recognized (though the comedy-drama The Squid and the Whale was also chosen). The film was also ranked #30 on Bravo's 100 Funniest Movies.

Box office

The film was a summer hit, and opened at #1 at the box office, grossing $21,422,815[10] on its opening weekend, and stayed #1 the following weekend. The film grossed a total of $109,449,237 on the domestic market, and $67,929,408 overseas, for a total of $177,378,645. The film was 25th in gross globally, and 19th in the U.S that year.
The AHA withheld its "no animals were harmed..." disclaimer due to the accidental deaths of several tropical fish used in the film.[11]

DVD release

An unrated version of the film was released on DVD. It features additional and extended scenes which add 17 minutes to the length of the film. The scenes were cut out in order to avoid an NC-17 rating.

Milestones

The production used over a million feet of film, a milestone reached on the last day of filming and recognized with free champagne by the company providing the film stock.[3] Using the conversion of 90 feet of film per minute, this means that the shooting ratio for the film is an impressive 96:1 for the theatrical (84:1 for the unrated version).

References

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Quotes

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From Wikiquote

.The 40-Year-Old Virgin is a 2005 film about a man who has never had sex before.^ DVDR 40 Year Old Virgin .
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^ What are some funny quotes from the movie, "40 year old virgin"?
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^ The 40 - Year - Old Virgin 116 Minutes .
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.His friends force help upon him once they find out.^ When his friends find out about his celibate life, they set out to help him lose his virginity.
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^ While he is devoted to helping his friend find love it escapes him personally.

^ But when his male co-workers at the electronics store discover that he's still a virgin, they take it upon themselves to help him hook-up with the opposite sex.
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.Directed by Judd Apatow.^ GRADE: A- "The 40 Year Old Virgin" was directed by Judd Apatow and is rated R for pervasive sexual content, language and some drug use.
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^ A comedy starring the up-and-coming Steve Carell, co-written and directed by Judd “Freaks and Geeks" Apatow?
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^ Movies Directed By Judd Apatow Funny People (Widescreen) Rating: NR AMG Rating :  Must Have .

Written by Judd Apatow and Steve Carell.
Better late than never.

Contents

Andy

  • I actually might be gay.
  • I’m a virgin. .I always have been.
  • I've borked a lot of women in my day.
  • Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
  • I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it.
  • [high pitched voice] Me so horny.^ I hope you have a big trunk because I'm gonna put my bike in it..."
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    ^ Is it true if you dont use it, you loose it.
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    ^ Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
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    .Me love you long time.
  • I may not have had sex but I could fuck you up!...Y-yeah!
  • [Andy painting a toy soldier of a Zouave] And now I am going to make your silver pants blue.
  • You know what?^ It's your body, but make sure you're not going to regret it!
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    ^ I'm just going to have sex with you."
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    ^ You know, sometimes, Amy and I would make love...
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    I respect women! I love women! .I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!
  • [After crashing through a billboard on his bike] There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally.
  • You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's...^ I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"
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    ^ I respect them so much, that I completely stay away from them."
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    ^ I respect them so much I stay completely away from them."
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    and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
  • .
  • Is this that movie about babies that are geniuses?
  • Hey, enjoy that orange.
  • Yup.^ Hey, enjoy your orange.
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    ^ Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses?
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    ^ Think about what type of movies you enjoy instead of waiting for marching orders.
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    She was a ho. [Pause] .For sho.
  • [After being accused by Jay's girlfriend about writing rude comments on his speed dating card] Look, who the fuck are you to put me on trial, I've never even met you.^ If you want me to write about you?
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    ^ I've never even met you.
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    ^ God, I've been looking for that speed-dating card.
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    .So why don't you back the shit off, and stop with the inquisition?^ Why don't you do that?
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    ^ Why don't you get her back right now?
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    ^ So why don't you back the shit off, all right?
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    .Ya know what, I don't have to answer to you you ain't my bitch.^ You ain't my bitch.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You know what my problem is?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Are you ready for my honest answer?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Know what I sayin'? So shit, man, fuck it. .You should keep your ho on a leash.^ Cal Keep your bitch on a leash.
    • Funny 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes - Quotations 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.poemofquotes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Keep your beast on a leash… .
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin | flagrantdisregard 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC flagrantdisregard.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Andy: "You should keep your ho on a leash."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Hey, bitches be runnin' wild, man.
  • [When he gets in the fight with Trish] Okay, first of all I'm not in the stockroom anymore, I'm a floor manager.
  • [drunk] I need some pooooon!
  • [drinking punch from glass shaped like Buddha] Buddha punch.^ (The glass is in the shape of a fat, giddy Buddha.
    • "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" - Salon.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC dir.salon.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Paul Rudd gets some great moments as a bitter man who just doesn't want to let go of his ex-girlfriend.
    • THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN review by Mark Walters 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.bigfanboy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Then, it was like the director or the actors or some drunk guy who stumbled onto the set and took charge for a day suddenly thought, "Hey!
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Review 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.hdfest.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    I need some Buddha.

David

.
  • [Watching The Bourne Identity] You know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but I think he's rockin' the shit in this one!
  • [Response to Jay's girlfriend's sonogram video everyone watches in the store] It looks like a Poltergeist.
  • [Response to Jay's girlfriend's sonogram video again] It looks like the Doppler Radar
  • [About his ex] She was adorable...^ You know, guys this is not a good look for me!
    • TDmonthly� - New Toys and Games: 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll by KAMHI WORLD 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.toydirectory.com [Source type: General]

    ^ You look like a man-o'- lantern.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You ain't got to think on this one.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    fuckin' bitch.
  • .
  • I just want to get drunk, *fucked up*, and play some cards!
  • If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
  • [Trying to get Andy to keep the porn] Uncool?^ But Andy wants more than just a one-night strand.

    ^ If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ POLL: Give up or keep trying?
    • Favorite scene in "40 Year Old Virgin"? - Yahoo!7 Answers 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC au.answers.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!^ Trish finds Andy's box of porn and thinks he's a freak.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin ending / spoiler 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.ruinedendings.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Andy is at first reluctant to go along with them, but after a heartfelt talk with David, he agrees to give it a try.
    • What are some funny quotes from the movie, "40 year old virgin"? 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC askville.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .For the last time, I don't want to watch "School of Cock" with you!
  • [Andy says he isn't much of a "ho-runner"] My uncle used to drive a hoe runner.
  • [Andy shirtless on body wax table] I like your sweater.^ As Andy says to her, "So why do you have a store then?"
    • THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN sends another reviewer into hysterics! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Doesn't sound like you've learned much from your...
    • Movie review: 40-Year-Old Virgin, The | Deseret News 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.deseretnews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Movie review: 40-Year-Old Virgin, The | Deseret News 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.deseretnews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You don't want to pull something."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Does it come in a V-neck?
  • [refering about Andy's partial body wax] You look like a man-o-lantern.
  • [Bitter about his ex, video taping his butt] You miss that ass?^ Andy, I owe you an apology, man.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You look like a man-o'- lantern.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ By the time I was I had this body you're looking at.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    That's the ass of a free man. .That ass is going out tonight, maybe to a club, maybe a night club.
  • [To Amy at Date-A-Palooza] I wanna take you under the Eiffel Tower and make love to you.
  • [Being bitter about Amy] If she wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody, that's love.
  • [Digging through the box of porn] And this is...this is "Everybody Loves Raymond"...This probably shouldn't be in here...This is just a good show , I just tape this sometimes.
  • [David and Andy are talking about relationships] Of course it's horrible.^ And the other person go, 'What are you talking about?'.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I'm just going to have sex with you."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .It's suffering...and it's pain and it's...you know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight and then you call them a bunch of times and you try and email and then they move or they change their email...but that's just love.
  • Look, I dated this girl, and it was the best four months of my life.^ You know, guys this is not a good look for me!
    • TDmonthly� - New Toys and Games: 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll by KAMHI WORLD 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.toydirectory.com [Source type: General]

    ^ You just gotta love a film that puts that song in a film.
    • August 2005 | blackfilm.com | reviews | film | The 40 Year Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.blackfilm.com [Source type: General]

    ^ And then you just make your move.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Then she went down on this guy, in an Escalade, I think.
  • You know how I know your're gay?^ You know, guys this is not a good look for me!
    • TDmonthly� - New Toys and Games: 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll by KAMHI WORLD 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.toydirectory.com [Source type: General]

    ^ (With maybe one exception - the "I know you're gay because?"
    • Reelviews Movie Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.reelviews.net [Source type: General]

    ^ I know you're free.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .You like Asia.
  • You know how I know you're gay?^ CLASSIC: You know how I know you're gay..
    • Favorite scene in "40 Year Old Virgin"? - Yahoo!7 Answers 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC au.answers.yahoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ You know how I know you're gay?
    • 40 Year Old Virgin - You´re Gay 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.evtv1.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    You have a rainbow bumper sticker that says, "I like balls in my face."

Cal

.
  • He's a really nice guy and all but I'm pretty sure that he is a serial murderer.
  • [referring to letting Andy hang out with them] I don't wanna end up a lampshade in some creepy apartment...
  • You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant.^ Let me tell you something, Andy.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You don't wanna go, do you?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Look, I don't wanna end up a lampshade...
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Then you fuck the plant!
  • I'll tell you who's the hottest.^ Who the fuck are you to put me on trial?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I'll tell you what.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ (Cal) I'll tell you who's the hottest.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Now you're gonna think I'm crazy when I tell you this; Gina.^ And you're gonna have to talk to people, too.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Now you gonna put it in action.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I can't get Gina outta' my head.^ Can't get va-Gina out of my head.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I'm gonna be thinking of Gina all week.
  • I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay?^ I'm gonna see you soon, okay?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ PermalinkCal: I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay?
    • What are some funny quotes from the movie, "40 year old virgin"? 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC askville.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I hired a -pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Tech...
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.^ You know what, I should head out.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You guys are so up your asses.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes - Reel Movie News 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.reelmovienews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • What are some funny quotes from the movie, "40 year old virgin"? 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC askville.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Do you realize that the 300 pound guy would kick my ass if he knew why he wasn't hired?
  • [To Amy] You need to stop fuckin' around with my friend because you're giving him hope and it's driving the man crazy!
  • Oh, man.^ I’d like to introduce you to my friend.
    • What are some funny quotes from the movie, "40 year old virgin"? 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC askville.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're a good-looking man.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Would you recommend this product to a friend?
    • Andy 40 Year Old Virgin T-Shirt - T-Shirts & Sweatshirts 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.monstermarketplace.com [Source type: General]

    I had a weekend. .We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know.^ Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes - Reel Movie News 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.reelmovienews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ K) notascool.mp3 (370K) notascool.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Cal (Seth Rogen): "We went to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, you know, and we-we-we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know...
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows."^ Let's get you out there."
    • Like a virgin? No, Steve Carellis is `The 40-Year-Old Virgin' - Orlando Sentinel 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC articles.orlandosentinel.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Everyone's, 'You gotta check out one of these shows.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Check out that cloud over there.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin That Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad...(NSFW) - Page 2 - toonzone forums 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .And, you know, it's a woman fuckin' a horse.^ Cal: "You think, 'A woman bleeping a horse' and you get there and it's...
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast...
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes - Reel Movie News 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.reelmovienews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Andy: "Uh, you know, I'm not just gonna stare at a woman."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .And you get there and you're thinking "Oh, a woman fuckin' a horse."^ Oh, you're dead.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ And, you know, it's a woman bleeping a horse.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ If you're an 18-year-old male and have recently consumed a six-pack of beer, you probably will think this is the funniest thing you have ever seen.
    • Better to abstain from 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.seattlepi.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be.^ Wasn't really as great as I thought it would be.
    • The 40 Year-Old Virgin [2005] Movie Reviews on MovieClock 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC movieclock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Great Financing Offer Our Price: $9.99 Printer friendly printing Choose the pages you would like to print .
    • 40 Year-Old Virgin Aws Movie T - DVD 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.bestbuy.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome and it is not a cool as it sounds like it would be, man.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. .To be honest, we all just felt bad for her.^ To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes - Reel Movie News 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.reelmovienews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ We all just felt bad for her.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ We all just felt bad for her."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Kinda felt bad for the horse.
  • Screw these analogies, okay?^ Screw these analogies.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Cal: "Kind of felt bad for the horse."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Kind of felt bad for the horse.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .What he's saying is that you are gonna be so bad at sex the first time that you don't wanna have sex with someone you like, 'cause they'll think you're a weirdo for being so lame at it.^ Once you do it for the first time, that's it.
    • WikiAnswers - Is it normal to be a virgin at 17 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC wiki.answers.com [Source type: Original source]

    ^ If you're not a prude, don't miss it.
    • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ At the same time, the message is, don't do it until you're married..
    • The Tyee — My Date With the 40-Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC thetyee.ca [Source type: General]

    .So you wanna have sex with "hood rats" so that by the time you get to a girl that you do like, you won't be terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it.^ Unfortunately, many writers came up with the same clever headline, so what looked like ”virgin territory” was anything but, as you’ll see below.
    • Score! Reviewing the reviews: 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' | EW.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh I'm a gay guy now".
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Otherwise, you'll likely find yourself in a very goofy movie that makes sense only to the screenwriter and his next of kin and that requires you -- for no good reason -- to spend a lot of time in your scanties.
    • Sweet Chastity - WSJ.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC online.wsj.com [Source type: General]

    [pause] .Probably still pretty bad, though.
  • Looks aren't important.^ Probably still pretty bad, though.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Even though he's 40, he still hasn't quite outgrown that "tucked in" look from his elementary school days, which makes him look like a boy in a man's body.
    • The 40 Year-Old Virgin Movie Review | Mr. Cranky 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mrcranky.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Select a rating from the list: 5 STARS - Awesome 4 STARS - Worth A Look 3 STARS - Average 2 STARS - Pretty Bad 1 STAR - Total Crap .
    • Movie Review - 40-Year-Old Virgin, The - eFilmCritic 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.efilmcritic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Look at me. Really look at me. I am ugly as fuck, by traditional standards, but I still get with women. .Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?
  • [To Andy before he hits on Beth] There are three rules when it comes talking to women.^ Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Do you know how you rate with women?
    • Lessons From "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.singlescafe.net [Source type: General]

    ^ David: "Watch how you talk to me!"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Number one, ask questions, don't say anything, because women, all they wanna do is talk about themselves so you're just gonna let them do that.^ Parental question for you,” I ask.
    • At the Movies with My Step Son: "Oliver Twist" or "The 40 Year Old Virgin?" - Windows Live 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC maryamie.spaces.live.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I don't wanna say the word anymore.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ And you're gonna have to talk to people, too.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Two, be cool and three, be kind of a dick.^ There's a scene where Cal builds up Andy's confidence to go hit on a girl in a bookstore, but tells him to be cool, and kind of a dick.
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Movie Review - MoviesOnline 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviesonline.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Look be like David Caruso in "Jade".
  • [after discovering Andy's dating a grandmother] Hey, fuck her on her plastic-covered couch...fuck her while she's watching "Murder She Wrote". She would probably find that very erotic...fuck her and have her send you a check for twelve dollars on your birthday.
  • Because I observe things, because I am a novelist.
  • [reading his novel aloud while typing it] "But dad..I don't know how to love..you never taught..taaaught me how.."
  • [after Andy tells him he's going to tell Trish he's a virgin] You should totally tell her, man...'Cause I watched this movie called Liar, Liar and the message was "Don't lie."...and that was a smart movie.
  • You know what's a fun game?^ Let me tell you something, Andy.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Look, you guys, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep.^ Cal says that a fun game is to take three Excedrin PM's and see if you can "whack off" before you fall to sleep.
    • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Cal says that a fun game is to take three Excedrin PMs and see if you can "whack off" before you fall to sleep.
    • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Select it and you'll be treated to an extended take of Seth Rogan discussing the many ways you can "whack it".
    • DVD Easter Eggs | 40 Year Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    You always win, that's the best part about the game.

Jay

.
  • All you gotta do is to use your instincts.^ You tagged this video All your tags...
    • Hulu - The 40-Year-Old Virgin: Plant That Seed 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.hulu.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Jay: All you got to do is use your instincts.
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I'm telling you to use your peripherals.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .How do you think a lion knows how to tackle a gazelle?^ You know how I know you're gay?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ How do you know I'm gay?"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ You know how I know that you're gay?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .It's written, it's code written in their DNA, says "Tackle the gazelle."^ And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ There's a code written in his DNA. It says, "Tackle the gazelle."
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ There's a code written in his DNA. It says, 'Tackle the gazelle'" Andy: "Okay."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says "Tackle drunk bitches."
  • You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal.
  • From now on, your dick is my dick.^ And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're just building the pussy up, man.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I really want you to be there, man.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .I'm getting you some pussy.
  • Dude, it's not big deal if you like to fuck guys.^ Dude, it's not big deal if you like to fuck guys.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Guy: Do you like to do it yourself?
    • What are some funny quotes from the movie, "40 year old virgin"? 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC askville.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You like to bleep guys.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys...in jail.
  • [Watching Dawn of the Dead] Whoa!^ I'm cool, I got friends who f#%k guys...
    • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I'm cool, I got friends who like to fuck guys...in jail.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ He was the dorky guy in high school who watched as all the taller, hotter dudes (without the Jew-Fro) got all the girls.
    • the 40 year old virgin : College Candy 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC collegecandy.com [Source type: General]

    .Fuck that nigga up!^ Fuck that nigga up!
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Bitch, get out of room!^ Bitch, get out of the room!
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Bitch, get out the room!"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ K) getouttheroom.mp3 (28K) getouttheroom.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay: "Bitch, get out the room!
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Bitch, get out the room!
  • [Arguing with Mooj] Why are you always telling me to go fuck a goat, man?
  • You're making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named 'Pussalia' and what you're doing is that you're psyching yourself into to thinking that it's some impossible feat.
  • Look, you're about to cram like...10 years of pimpage into one day.^ Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ (Andy) Looks like you're checking out digital cameras.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You look like a man-o'- lantern.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    Partner, after that....you're on my level.
  • Baby, I'm Dr. Montalbaun.
  • [The day after the poker game when Andy walks into the store. .The wall of TVs shows a video of women in bathing suits washing cars] Andy is goin' down, partner!^ JANE LYNCH plays the men's boss at the electronics show who knows Andy is a virgin and eventually offers to be his casual sex partner.
    • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Women in bikini tops and tiny shorts dance in a music video while washing a car, and we see their cleavage doused in bubbles.
    • The 40-Year-Old Virgin [2005] [R] - 8.4.10 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.kids-in-mind.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Movies/TV: Free online movies, TV shows & cartoons – search for your favorites & the best videos.
    • Watch The 40yearold Virgin Online. Streaming Videos. Movies/TV: Free online movies, TV shows & cartoons – search for your favorites & the best videos. OVGuide Video Search. 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.ovguide.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .We're gonna be [starts humping air] This is for you partner, this is for you!^ So you're just gonna let them do that.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're gonna think I'm crazy.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're gonna go.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    [referring to the women on the screen] Waves of them are gonna be comin' at you on Friday, Saturday. By Sunday yo nuts gonna be drained!
  • I literally lubed up and made love to the arches of her feet.

Mooj

.
  • Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo.^ Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Rich men get off work, then buy stereo.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Mooj: "Rich men get off work, then buy stereo."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    .Not after fucking brunch!
  • Go fuck a goat.
  • Everybody's dick look big on 60-inch TV. My sister's dick look big on TV.
  • This is hogshit.^ Go fuck a goat.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Mooj: "Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV. My sister's dick looks big on TV, okay?"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Everybody's dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV. .
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .You're a fucking asshole to tell me to come here and tell me he was a nice guy didn't you?^ We're always here to help you.
    • 40 Year Old Virgin (Unrated), The (Widescreen) - WebStore item#1190982 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.webstore.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You, you're a bleeping bleephole to tell me to come here.
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ But again, I see where you're coming from.
    • Reviews by Matthew Hill: The 40 Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.hollywoodjesus.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Well fuck you people, fuck you, you, you, and you, (points at Andy, Cal and Jay) fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass okay!
  • [after Andy gets promoted to Floor Manager] This is the bullshit of all bullshits!^ But you get my point!
    • This Is Your Movie The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It - Trailer - Videogum 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC videogum.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • This Is Your Movie The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It - Trailer - Videogum 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC videogum.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Well, bleep you people, and bleep you, you and you, bleeping kiss my big brown bleeping ass, okay?"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ I hope you have a big trunk, cause I'm gonna put my bike in it.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    You scumbag! Ass kisser!
  • It's not about the rusty the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez
  • I will pray for your cock
  • Tell me, when your son is born, is he already on parole?
  • Life is about love and passion.
  • Is not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

Haziz

.
  • Do you know how I know you're gay?^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ You know how I know you're gay?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ I know you're gay?
    • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
  • So, tell me Montel.^ Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're holding each other ever so gently.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ 'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Why weren't we invited to the party?^ K) invitedtoparty.mp3 (207K) invitedtoparty.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Haziz: "So, uh, tell me, Montel, why weren't we invited to the party?
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    What are we, al Qaeda?
  • Hey, Will and Grace! Back to work!
  • [While Jay is arguing with a Black customer] Today's forecast? .Dark and cloudy, with chance of drive-by.
  • Hey, Andy!^ Today's forecast: Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.
    • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Seeing this, another worker sarcastically jokes that the forecast is dark and cloudy with a chance of a drive-by (shooting).
    • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

    .We're gonna have to get you some poonanny!
  • It's a free country, Bambi.^ Now you're gonna think I'm crazy when I tell you this; Gina.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ It was funny having Jack Green and his great crew because on some level you’re just embarrassed that their crew is better than what you do.
    • Interviews > Judd Apatow Director Of The 40 Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ And yes, when an aesthetician yells to her assistant "we're gonna need more wax," you best run.
    • 40-Year-Old Virgin, The reviews at Metacritic.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.metacritic.com [Source type: General]

    I can smoke out here if I want to.

Other

.
  • Paula: [About David's video camera antics] He's performing a public colonscopy.^ He's performing a public colonscopy.
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ David half-jokes that if he has to hear Paula's music video concert in the store again, he's going to kill everyone and then put a bullet in his own brain.
    • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

    ^ David is drunk in the store and holding a video camera on himself.
    • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

    .Isn't that sweet?
  • Paula: I'm very discreet...but I'll haunt your dreams..
  • Mark: [Finding Andy on Trish's bed with a dozen condoms open] Dude, teach me!
  • Nicky: [Driving drunk, nearly hits another car] That fucker came out of nowhere!
  • Nicky: I'm starving, let's get some fuckin' french toast!
  • Nicky: Do you think I'm pretty?
  • Joe: [About Andy] That boy need to get *laid*!
  • Motorist: Get the fuck out of the road virgin!
  • Andy's college girlfriend: [after accidentally kicking her in the face during foreplay] I'm hot!^ Get the fuck out of the road virgin!
    • ListAfterList.com - Quotes from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.listafterlist.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Let's get some bleepin' french toast."
    • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

    ^ A drunken woman burps and nearly vomits while drunk driving with Andy.
    • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

    But, now, you can't have any of this. You should just give up forever!

Dialogue

.Jill: Are you Andy?^ (Jill) Are you Andy?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: Uhh, yeah.
Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
.Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card..^ K) speeddatingcard.mp3 (264K) speeddatingcard.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay: "My girlfriend Jill found your speed-dating card."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Angry at Jay's girlfriend/wife being mad at him (for some sexual writings that are really Jay's), Andy tells Jay that he should "keep your ho' on a leash."
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

^ God, I've been looking for that speed-dating card.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

Andy: Oh-h-h, yeah, right. .God, I've been looking for that speed dating card; thank you so much for bringing it to me.^ God, I've been looking for that speed-dating card.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Thank God You're Here .
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.femail.com.au [Source type: General]

^ Thank you so much for bringing it to me."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy: Umm, yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'"?
.Andy: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a ho...^ Yeah, I remember that girl.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Andy Stitzer: That girl was a ho...
  • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

for show.
.Jill: You are never gonna meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!^ K) sicksonofabitch.mp3 (127K) sicksonofabitch.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jill: "You are never gonna meet anybody with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ DRE: Is the reason you never directed a film before because you were kind of waiting for something as popular as Anchorman was to give you more momentum?
  • Interviews > Judd Apatow Director Of The 40 Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But that's what I would say to anyone you were talkig to about this movie, be they a christian.
  • Reviews by Matthew Hill: The 40 Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.hollywoodjesus.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Andy: Who the--Who the fuck are you to put me on trial?^ Andy: "Who-- Who the bleep are you to put me on trial.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ In the popular movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin , Andy Stitzer (played by Steve Carell) is a hapless innocent who has never, um, you know, done it.
  • The 40-Year-Old Savings Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.fool.com [Source type: General]

^ K) bigtrunk.mp3 (38K) bigtrunk.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "I hope you have a bug trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.I've never even met you.^ I've never even met you.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It’s a one joke movie, constantly riffing on ‘Man, you’ve never gotten laid?
  • BROTHERS GRIMM & 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN fingercuff Massawyrm & he isn't as happy as you'd think... -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I've never even made out with a girl, let alone had sex.
  • WikiAnswers - Is it normal to be a virgin at 17 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC wiki.answers.com [Source type: Original source]

.So why don't you back the shit off, all right, and stop with the inquisition?^ Why don't you do that?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So why don't you back the shit off, all right?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Coughing] You all right?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jill: That's how you talk?^ Watch how you talk to me!
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ David: "Watch how you talk to me!"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ That's how you talk?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Andy: You know what I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch.^ But my answer is don't push yourself.
  • WikiAnswers - Is it normal to be a virgin at 17 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC wiki.answers.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you?
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Andy Stitzer: You know what?
  • 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.mahalo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Know what I sayin'? So, shit, man, fuck it!
.Jill: You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.^ You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jill: "You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Jay: I don't hang out with him!^ I don't hang out with him.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jay: "I don't hang out with him.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ You don't want to cheat him out of the gift he deserves and likewise, you want the gift that is even more precious because he waited so long.
  • WikiAnswers - Is it normal to be a virgin at 17 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC wiki.answers.com [Source type: Original source]

I work with him, and that's it! .I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess with him baby.^ I tried to introduce him to a few nice people...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I tried to introduce him to a few new people, he made a fool of himself.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't mess with him, baby.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

That's not me.
Andy: .You should keep your ho on a leash.^ Cal Keep your bitch on a leash.
  • Funny 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes - Quotations 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.poemofquotes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Keep your beast on a leash… .
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin | flagrantdisregard 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC flagrantdisregard.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Andy: "You should keep your ho on a leash."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Jay: Oh, bro I can't let you talk.^ Jay: "I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ K) talkdirty.mp3 (219K) talkdirty.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay: "She talk dirty to you?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.^ I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Andy: Hey, hey, hey, bitches is runnin' wild, man.^ Andy: "Bitch is running wild, man."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Bitch is running wild, man.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Trish: What is this, your roofie, your date drug?
Andy: It's a Mentos. They're the fresh-maker.

.Andy: She has three kids and one of her kids has a kid.^ Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Andy, however, is smitten with Trish (CATHERINE KEENER), a divorced mother of three and young grandmother of one who runs her own online auction store.
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

[Cal starts coughing on his marijuana]
.Andy: You all right?^ You asked for all of it, Andy.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You were right all along.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Andy had it right, you know?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Cal: Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?^ Did you just move in or something?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Not say you didn't do just that.
  • Reviews by Matthew Hill: The 40 Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.hollywoodjesus.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: Yeah.
Cal: So, so she's a grandma.
Andy: No.
.Cal: I'm not a doctor or anything like that but she's a fucking grandma.^ Cal: "I'm not a doctor or anything like that but she's a bleepng grandma."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Andy: Yeah, whatever, you know.^ Andy: "You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ In the popular movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin , Andy Stitzer (played by Steve Carell) is a hapless innocent who has never, um, you know, done it.
  • The 40-Year-Old Savings Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.fool.com [Source type: General]

^ BLEEPyouup.wav (72K) BLEEPyouup.mp3 (72K) BLEEPyouup.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You know, I may not have had sex, but I could bleep you up.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Cal: She's the hottest grandma I ever saw.^ She's the hottest grandma I ever saw.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: Yeah, she is. She's a hot grandma!
.Cal: That's a good-looking grandma.^ That's a good-looking grandma.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Cal) Yeah, it looks really good.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cal: "That's a good-looking grandma.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.My grandma looks like Jack Palance.^ If Jack Palance looked like that lady...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ My grandma looks like Jack Palance.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Andy: Well, she's no Jack Palance.^ Well, she's no Jack Palance.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: No. .If Jack Palance looked like that lady, I would want to fuck Jack Palance right now.^ I would want to fuck Jack Palance right now.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If Jack Palance looked like that lady, I would want to bleep Jack Palance right now."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ If Jack Palance looked like that lady...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Jay: I'm sick of you poaching my customers.^ Sick of you poaching my customers.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jay: "I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ K) spiltblood.mp3 (175K) spiltblood.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay (Romany Malco): "Sick of you poaching my customers."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Mooj:I'm sick of your cry-baby bullshit.^ Mooj (Gerry Bednob): "I'm sick of your crybaby bullbleep."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Jay: You wanna take this shit outside?^ You wanna just take it outside and squash it?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Jay: "You wanna take this bleep outside?
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Just take it outside and squash it?^ You wanna just take it outside and squash it?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Just take it outside and squash it?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Mooj: Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay?^ K) getonthat.mp3 (134K) getonthat.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Mooj: "Don't let him bother you.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Jay: "Okay, see, see, now you found yourself a nigga.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Mooj: "Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a-- what a pussy you have, okay?
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I can't return it until it has spilled blood.^ Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from it's sheath I can't return it until it has spilled blood."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I can't return it until it has spilled blood.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Jay: Look, listen to me. You are fucking with the wrong nigger.
Mooj: Hey! .You're fucking with the wrong sand-nigger, okay?^ You're fucking with the wrong sun-nigger, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're not coming to our fucking party either, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You are fucking with the wrong nigger.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jay: Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban.^ K) brooklyn.mp3 (205K) brooklyn.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay: "Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mooj: Turban now? .Do you see any fucking turban here?^ You see this redhead over here?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ You see this redhead over here?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Do you see any fucking turban here?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Do I talk like a turban guy?^ Do I talk like a turban guy?
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Even more concerning is that spouses feel like this is a great gift for their partner, talk about low self esteem and marring the wrong guy.
  • CNN.com - Anderson Cooper 360° Blog 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.cnn.com [Source type: General]

.Do I say, "Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee?^ You want a Slurpee?"
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Do I say, "Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You want a Slurpee?'
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.You want a Slurpee?"^ You want a Slurpee?'
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Do I say, 'Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee?
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Fuck you, okay?^ Fuck you, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're fucking with the wrong sun-nigger, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're not coming to our fucking party either, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? .My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay?!^ My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Buzzer sounding] You need to stop fucking around with my friend, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Okay?!

[David and Cal are playing "Mortal Kombat: Deception." Dave is Baraka, while Cal is Sub-Zero]
.Cal: You're gay now?^ Cal: "You know how I know you're gay?"
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^ Cal: "You know how I know you're gay?
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I know you're gay?
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.David: No, I'm not gay, I'm just celibate.^ When David states that he's now celibate, Cal jokes that it means he's gay.
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

^ David: "No, I'm not gay.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

Cal: That sounds gay. .I mean, I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that lead to you being gay.^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know what, do you by any chance like magic?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know how i know you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.empireonline.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Like there's this, and then in a year it's like "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm, I'm a g-gay guy now".
.David: You're gay for saying that.^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
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^ I know you're gay?
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ David: "You know how I know that you're gay?"
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Cal: [Laughing] Oh, I'm gay for saying that.
.David: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ K) knowyourgay.mp3 (249K) knowyourgay.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
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Cal: How? .How do you know I'm gay?^ You know how I know you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know you're gay?
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know how I know that you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.^ David: "'Cause you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts."
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.Cal: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How're you doing?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.^ You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore."
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^ VM just sucks now...no more sugar mama to help you when you're low on cash.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

^ Virgin Mobile VM just sucks now...no more sugar mama to help you when you're 1 .
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

.David: You know how I know that you're gay?^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ You know how I know you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know you're gay?
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: How? .Cuz you're gay?^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ K) knowyourgay.mp3 (249K) knowyourgay.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ You know why you’re gay?’ ‘You know why YOUR gay?’ jokes (actually a series of jokes in the film) are only fall down funny if this is your first real exposure to them.
  • BROTHERS GRIMM & 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN fingercuff Massawyrm & he isn't as happy as you'd think... -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And you can tell who other gay people are?^ 'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?"
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^ I can understand the offense, and I really don't want to mislead people, but I also think that gold's there--and it makes me happy to think that you (and hopefully others) agree.
  • Reviews by Matthew Hill: The 40 Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.hollywoodjesus.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Andy's female boss tells him that she has a solution to his virginity problem, stating that she can be his "f*ck-buddy," defining that as a special friend "who you f*ck."
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

.David: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ K) knowyourgay.mp3 (249K) knowyourgay.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

Cal: How?
.David: You like Coldplay.^ David: "You like coldplay.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ David: "You like the movie Maid in Manhattan."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ K) man-o-lantern.mp3 (19K) man-o-lantern.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David: "You look like a man-o-lantern."
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[Cal loses first match; screen cuts to video game footage of Baraka tearing Sub-Zero in half]
Cal: Aw, shit. Ow. .Dude, at least leave my torso alone.^ Leave my torso alone at least.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Leave my torso alone at least."
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.David: You know how I know that you're gay?^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ You know how I know you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know you're gay?
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
.Cal: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How're you doing?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

David: How?
.Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.^ Cal: "I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once."
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.David: You know how I know that you're gay?^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ You know how I know you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know you're gay?
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: How?
.David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."^ You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: "I love it when balls are in my face."
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Seeing Andy with Trish, Andy's older neighbor says "My man's gonna get it on tonight," with that man's wife saying "You better get on me."
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

^ This is my first time to this site sans that one time I wanted to see what Christians were saying about the movie The Woodsman(which I loved by the way, despite it's rough material).
  • Reviews by Matthew Hill: The 40 Year-Old Virgin 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.hollywoodjesus.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: That's gay?
David: God damn it!
[David loses second match and smokes a bowl; screen cuts to video game footage of Sub-Zero's fatality]
.Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now.^ I'm ripping your head off right now.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So many stories are running through my head right now.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You can make them disappear from your phone, however, when the come back, there's more and MORE! Right now I have over 40 "Alerts" That pop in!
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

.It's off, and now I'm throwing it at your body.^ And now I'm throwing it at your body.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'm ripping your head off right now.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

(shouts) Fuck you!
David: Arr.

.Andy: Wow, this place is crowded.^ K) 9dollarbeernight.mp3 (59K) 9dollarbeernight.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "Wow, this is, uh, pretty crowded."
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.David: Yeah, well, you know, nine dollar beer night.^ Yeah, whatever, you know.
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^ Well, you know.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ [Both laughing] Man, you know what, tonight is the night.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.David: You know how I know that you're gay?^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
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^ You know how I know you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I know you're gay?
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Reader Reviews - NYTimes.com 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC community.nytimes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Cal: How am I gay?^ Cal and David participate in a joking bit of "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

.David: You've seen Rent three times.^ Overall this is a great comedy not to be taken seriously you might enjoy it after all, its one of the funniest comedies I've seen in years.
  • Amazon.com: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Unrated Widescreen Edition): Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Romany Malco, Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Jane Lynch, Gerry Bednob, Shelley Malil, Kat Dennings, Jordy Masterson, Judd Apatow, Andrew J. Cohen, Clayton Townsend, Jon Poll: Movies & TV 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time.
  • The 40 Year-Old Virgin [2005] Movie Reviews on MovieClock 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC movieclock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And what it is, is the smartest dumb movie I've seen in a very long time.
  • Amazon.com: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Unrated Widescreen Edition): Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Romany Malco, Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Jane Lynch, Gerry Bednob, Shelley Malil, Kat Dennings, Jordy Masterson, Judd Apatow, Andrew J. Cohen, Clayton Townsend, Jon Poll: Movies & TV 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: Being able to appreciate music, dance, and doin' guys in the ass is not the same thing.
David: Yeah, but all three of those things comprise the musical Rent.
.David: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ K) knowyourgay.mp3 (249K) knowyourgay.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
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Cal: How?
David: Two words: fanny pack.
.Cal: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How're you doing?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

David: How?
.Cal: You're wearing baby blue track pants.^ We're gonna get you a blue shirt and tie, all right?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're not gonna get in my pants acting like that.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When he reacts adversely to her drunk driving, she says, "You're not getting in my pants acting like that."
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

.David: Yeah, I give that to you, actually.^ K) watchthelanguage.mp3 (348K) watchthelanguage.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David: "Hey, uh, Haziz, can you just give us a second?
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^ David: "Yeah, well, you know, it's $9 beer night."
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.You know how I know you're gay?^ Cal and David participate in a joking bit of "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

^ "You know how I know your gay?
  • Amazon.com: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Unrated Widescreen Edition): Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Romany Malco, Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Jane Lynch, Gerry Bednob, Shelley Malil, Kat Dennings, Jordy Masterson, Judd Apatow, Andrew J. Cohen, Clayton Townsend, Jon Poll: Movies & TV 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But you know how you and your buddies are always joking about how you should make a movie about yourselves, sharing all of your jokes with the world and just how funny it would be?
  • BROTHERS GRIMM & 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN fingercuff Massawyrm & he isn't as happy as you'd think... -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: How?
David: You tried to put a glory hole in the bathroom at SmartTech.
.Cal: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How're you doing?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

David: How?
Cal: You look at me sometimes in a certain way.
David Hm-m-m.
.Cal: And you're just, your lip quivers.^ And then you just make your move.
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^ It's your body, but make sure you're not going to regret it!
  • WikiAnswers - Is it normal to be a virgin at 17 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC wiki.answers.com [Source type: Original source]

^ But you know how you and your buddies are always joking about how you should make a movie about yourselves, sharing all of your jokes with the world and just how funny it would be?
  • BROTHERS GRIMM & 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN fingercuff Massawyrm & he isn't as happy as you'd think... -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

David: Mmm-hmm.
Cal: Looks gay.
.David: Well it's just 'cause you seem nice.^ You're very pretty and you seem very nice.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ 'Cause if the thing is that important, you can't just stop.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You seem really well-groomed and really put together.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.David: You know how I knew you were gay?^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cal and David participate in a joking bit of "You know how I know you're gay?"
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^ How do you know I'm gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Cal: How'd you know I was gay?^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cal and David participate in a joking bit of "You know how I know you're gay?"
  • SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.screenit.com [Source type: General]

^ How do you know I'm gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

David: You gave me a reach around when you mounted me.
Cal: That's just considerate, okay? That's not gay.
.David: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
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^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ K) knowyourgay.mp3 (249K) knowyourgay.m4r (iPhone ringtone) David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
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Cal: How?
.David You put your penis inside of guys assholes.^ You guys are so up your asses.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Where do you put the penis?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I want you to put your penis on, I mean, in me, Andy.
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.Cal: You know how I know you're gay?^ I know you're free.
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^ Know why you're gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How're you doing?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

David: How?
.Cal: Your dick tastes like shit.^ K) waxingyourchest.mp3 (43K) waxingyourchest.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Cal: "Waxing your chest is like the gayest thing you could possibly do.
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[Mooj has found out Andy is a virgin; extended DVD version]
.Mooj: Andy, don't let them bother you.^ Let me tell you something, Andy.
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^ It's torture, so don't let it bother you!
  • WikiAnswers - Is it normal to be a virgin at 17 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC wiki.answers.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Hey, Andy, don't let him bother you.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It's ok not to have sex. .Not everybody's a pussy magnet.^ Not everybody is a pussy magnet.
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You are, ah, what are you, 25?
Andy: I'm 40.
.Mooj: Holy shit man!^ Holy shit, man.
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^ Mooj: "Holy bleep, man.
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You gotta get on that. .Life isn't about sex.^ Life isn't about sex.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Life is about children, and passion, and spirit!^ Yeah, life's about passion.
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^ Life is about children and passion.
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Andy: Yeah, life's about passion.
.Mooj: It's not about fucking and balls and pussy.^ I been with Virgin almost a year now and they fucking suck balls, they hardly have any updated phones, and what I hate about them is that they have way better phones in their overseas market!!!
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^ K) justpleasestop.mp3 (305K) justpleasestop.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Mooj: "It's not about bleeping and balls and pussy.
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^ Mooj: "And the pussy juice cocktail and this-this bleep-staind balls."
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It's about love.
Andy: {sighs}
Mooj: It's about people. It's about connection.
.Andy: (nodding) It's all about connections.^ Andy, is that what all this was about?
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^ It's all about connections.
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Mooj: It's not about tossing salad. .It's not about cock and ass and tits.^ It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.
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Andy: (uncomfortable) Hm-hmm.
Mooj: And butt hole pleasures.
.Andy: It's not about butt hole pleasures at all.^ Andy, is that what all this was about?
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^ It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
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.Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez.^ Mooj: "It's not about this rusty trombore and the dirty Sanchez."
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.It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.^ And your pussy juice cocktail and this shit-stained balls.
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^ Mooj: "And the pussy juice cocktail and this-this bleep-staind balls."
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Andy: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--
Mooj: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--
.Andy: Mooj, just please stop.^ Andy: "Please stop."
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^ Andy: "Mooj, just please stop."
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.Andy: You guys, she's picking me up in a hour.^ She's picking you up from here?
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^ You guys are so up your asses.
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^ The guys then realize Andy's a virgin, with one saying he wants to get Andy "laid" and "getting you some p*ssy."
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David: Oh, drag, dude.
.Cal: She's picking you up from here?^ She's picking you up from here?
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^ Okay, what time do you want to pick me up?
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^ K) bikebikecycle.mp3 (245K) bikebikecycle.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Trish: "Okay, what time do you want to pick me up?"
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Andy: Yeah.
Cal: That's fucked up, man.
Andy: Why?
Cal: Why?! Seriously! .I mean, look at this place, man.^ I mean, look at this place, man.
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.You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know?^ And, you know, it's a woman bleeping a horse.
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^ Andy: "Uh, you know, I'm not just gonna stare at a woman."
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.What is she going to think when she comes in here?^ What is she going to think when she comes in here?
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"Look! He's got a billion toys!"
Andy: So what?
.Cal: And more video games than a teenage Asian kid.^ Cal makes a joke that Andy has more video games than an Asian kid.
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^ And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
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^ More Than a Game .
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Andy: Okay.
.Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's Boss?^ Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
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^ Submitted by Wayne C. Continuity : In the scene where Seth Rogan says, "Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?"
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Andy: That's Oscar Goldman.
Cal: Why do you have that?
.Andy: That's worth a lot of money.^ That's worth a lot of money.
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That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal: Well, that may be the case, but none of this shit is sexy, okay?
.Andy: I'm not trying to be sexy, man.^ I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
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^ Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy.
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.Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia?^ You framed an Asia poster?
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^ I mean, seriously, Asia?
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.You framed an Asia poster?^ You framed an Asia poster?
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.How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?^ How hard did the people at the frame store laugh...
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^ How many times did you just do it?
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^ How did you even know where she lives?
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.Andy: They did not laugh at me.^ They did not laugh at me.
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.David: Know why you're gay?^ Cal and David participate in a joking bit of "You know how I know you're gay?"
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.Because you like Asia.^ I like that because you don't have chlamydia.
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^ Because you like Asia.
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.Andy: You guys, cool it with the gay!^ The guys then realize Andy's a virgin, with one saying he wants to get Andy "laid" and "getting you some p*ssy."
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^ K) upyourasses.mp3 (37K) upyourasses.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You guys are so up your asses."
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^ One then asks if Andy's gay, and a comment is made by one guy that he touched a guy's balls once at Hebrew school.
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.You know, she on her way here, okay?^ You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Jesus is here to tell you Himself or that you can't possibly know what He would do and so you have to "think" and "guess" what He "might" do yourself.
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^ And, you know, instead of saying: "Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?
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.Cal: First, you relax, okay?^ First, you relax, okay?
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.Andy: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.^ Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
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^ Angry at Jay's girlfriend/wife being mad at him (for some sexual writings that are really Jay's), Andy tells Jay that he should "keep your ho' on a leash."
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^ Andy tells the guys that when he was younger, he tried to lose his virginity, but it didn't happen and then he stopped trying.
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.Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.^ Look, you gotta take a risk.
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^ You look like a man-o'- lantern.
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^ He just stormed out of here.
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[Cal and Andy are looking at the behind of a girl who works in a bookstore]
.Andy: There's something wrong with her underwear.^ I think there is something seriously wrong with any endorsement of such a dishonest film - there is a moral confusion here that is not helpful to [young] people at all.
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^ Andy: "There's something worng with her underpants."
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.Cal: Yea, they are not in my mouth.^ (Cal) Yeah, they're not in my mouth.
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[Andy is getting his chest waxed and gets wax over his nipple]
.Andy: Hold my hand.^ Andy: "Hold my bleepdamn hand, man!"
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^ Please, Cal, hold my hand.
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^ Hold my goddamn hand, man.
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Cal: What?! No.
.Andy: Hold my god damn hand, man!^ Andy: "Hold my bleepdamn hand, man!"
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^ Hold my goddamn hand, man.
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^ Please, Cal, hold my hand.
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[girl tears off the patch]
Andy: Nipple fuck!!

[Cal angrily flicks David in the nuts after refusing to talk to Bernadette]
.David: Did you just flick me in the nuts?^ Did you just flick me in the nuts?"
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^ Did you just move in or something?
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^ Did you just flick me in the nuts?
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.Cal: No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where you're nuts used to be.^ Did you just flick me in the nuts?"
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^ I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be.
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^ VM just sucks now...no more sugar mama to help you when you're low on cash.
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[Flicks him again]
David: Ow! Quit flickin' my balls man!
.Cal: Okay, I'll stop flickin' your balls.^ Okay, I'll stop flicking your balls.
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^ Cal: "Okay, I'll stop flicking your balls.
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^ K) knowallthat.mp3 (153K) knowallthat.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Cal: "You need to stop bleeping around with my friend, okay?
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.But I'll start punching your nuts!^ But I'll start punching your nuts.
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[Cal punches him in the crotch then slaps him in the face]
David: Oh!
[punches David in the shoulder]
David: Okay.
[tugs on David's ear]
.David: Well played, sir.^ Well played, sir.
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^ (Cal pinches his ear)" Cal: "Well played, sir."
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.Jay: [holding a pair of baby shoes] Mooj, you done seen my son, you know his foot's gonna be bigger than this.^ You know what my problem is?
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^ Mooj, you done see my son...
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^ You know what, I'm gonna tell you something.
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.Mooj: If that baby looks Pakistani, don't fuckin' look at me, okay?^ Mooj: "Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV. My sister's dick looks big on TV, okay?"
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Jay: I wouldn't mind! You got good genes! How old are you? What, 138?
.Mooj: When your son is born, is he already in parole?^ When your son is born, is he already in parole?
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.Andy: [referring to his shirt] Cal, what do you think?^ [Exclaiming] [Ain't No Mountain High Enough playing] Cal, what do you think?
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^ You know, Andy, I've been thinking about your problem.
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Is this too yellow?
Cal: No. .What's Curious George like in real life?^ What's Curious George like in real life?
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.David: You know sometimes, Amy and I would make love and it was almost like we weren't two people.^ David: "You like coldplay.
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^ Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, 'Oh, you know, I'm kind of going to wanna get back out ther, but I think I like guys.'
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^ David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
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We were two spirits or something. Our souls were connected in this way, I can't-can't describe it, time stood still. It was like we were sharing the same heart.
.Jay: Stop, man!^ Jay: "Stop, man!
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.Why do you always come in and kill the vibe with those things?!^ Why do you always come and kill the vibe with those things?
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^ Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man?
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^ Anonymous: Yeah, I can dig where you're coming from--there's always a fine line to walk when it comes to reviewing this type of movie, and sometimes things come out sounding too one-side-of-the-line-ish.
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."Sharing the same heart", that's like some Britney Spears shit!^ Britney Spears shit, man.
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^ It was like we were sharing the same heart.
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^ Like he's bored at work and he just wanted to kick up some shit...
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.There's three grown-ass men here, we don't need to hear that shit!^ This is three grown-ass men, don't nobody want to hear that bleep."
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[at the Date-A-Palooza]
Girl: Hi!
.Andy: Hi, how are you?^ Hi, how you doing?
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^ Hi, how are you?
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^ Andy: "Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?
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Girl: I'm fine.
Andy: Are you fine?
Girl: Yeah.
Andy: You're fine then.
Girl: Are you fuckin' retarded?! What the hell's the matter with you?!
Andy: Do you want me to be fuckin' retarded?

.Cal: Here's what you do: you tell her you're a virgin.^ Jesus is here to tell you Himself or that you can't possibly know what He would do and so you have to "think" and "guess" what He "might" do yourself.
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^ Virgin Mobile VM just sucks now...no more sugar mama to help you when you're 1 .
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.You test her with this shit.^ You test her with this shit, okay?
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Okay? Here, here, tell me. This is how's it gonna go down. Tell me.
Andy: I'm a virgin.
Cal: "Sweet! .I like that because you don't have chlamydia, and I know that, and that shit is everywhere."^ You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you?
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^ Andy: "You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
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^ Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, 'Oh, you know, I'm kind of going to wanna get back out ther, but I think I like guys.'
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.Andy: What if she laughs at me though?^ K) inthehead.mp3 (112K) inthehead.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "What if-- What if she laughs at me, though?"
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.Cal: Then you punch her in the fuckin' head if she laughs!^ Cal: "Then you punch her in the bleeping head if she laughs."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I mean, you punch her in her fucking head emotionally.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Andy: I'm not gonna punch her in the head, she's really sweet.^ Andy: "I'm not gonna punch her in the head.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Cal: No, you punch her in the fuckin' head emotionally.^ Cal: "Then you punch her in the bleeping head if she laughs."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I mean, you punch her in her fucking head emotionally.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Ebay store customer: So, I guess I'll just give you some money, and you can give me these shoes and--
Trish: You know, I know it seems so strange--
Ebay store customer: Yes. .I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.^ I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You just got fucked up with him.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Smart Tech Customer: "You just got bleeped up with him.
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Trish: Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but--
.Ebay store customer: I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me.^ It is a bit slow if you're expecting a lot of action, but the values and morals it brings to the fore-front, makes it worth watching.
  • The 40 Year-Old Virgin [2005] Movie Reviews on MovieClock 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC movieclock.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Smart Tech Customer: "Well, you're somebody's nigga wearing this nigga tie."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so I can wear them.^ I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Then we tried the cust svc (robot voice) it got my all the way to the end and then the phone just disconnected.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]


Operator: Hotline.
.Andy: Hi, yes, I'm calling because it's more than four hours and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours.^ Andy: "Uh, I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Andy: "Hi, yes, I'm calling because, uh, it's been more than four hours and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours?"
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^ Andy: "Yes, I've never been more embarrassed in my life.
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.Operator: How much of the medicine have you taken, sir?^ Hotline Operator: "Well, how much of the medicine have you taken, sir?"
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^ Hotline Operator: "Well, you're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine."
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^ Hotline Operator: "Yes, If you haven't taken the medicine, uh, you don't call."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Andy: I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call.^ Andy: "Uh, I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Operator: You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.^ You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hotline Operator: "Well, you're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

Andy: Okay. I'm sorry. .I must not have heard that part.^ I must not have heard that part."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

Operator: Yes. .If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.^ Hotline Operator: "Yes, If you haven't taken the medicine, uh, you don't call."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Andy: "Uh, I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Hotline Operator: "Well, how much of the medicine have you taken, sir?"
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

Andy: Right. I'm sorry. Right. .So, there's nothing you can do?^ There's nothing you can't do with this woman...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ So, there's nothing you can do?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

I just don't wanna--
.Operator: There's nothing I can do.^ Hotline Operator: "There's nothing I can do.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

I'm in Bombay, India.
Andy: Okay. .No, not you personally.^ No, not you personally.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ No, you know what, it's a personal choice...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I just don't want--I just don't want to have an erection anymore.^ I just don't want-- I just don't want to have an erection anymore."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I don't want to date you anymore.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I just don't want to have an erection anymore.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Operator: You know, you could have sex.^ Hotline Operator: "Well, you know, you could have sex."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ [Laughs] You know, you could have sex.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know, I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: Okay. Yup.
.Operator: That's one thing people do when they have an erection.^ That's one thing people do when they have an erection.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Andy: Yeah, that's not an option.^ Andy: "Yeah, that's not an option.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

I don't have sex.
.Operator: Okay, well, then you can masturbate.^ Okay, well, then you can masturbate.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Okay, well, how do you know that she was a man?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Andy: I'd rather not masturbate.^ Andy: "I'd rather not masturbate."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.Operator: If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match, blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist.^ Hotline Operator: "If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match, blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist and that will focus the brain elsewhere and you will lose your erection."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I'm going to put you out on the floor full time.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Do you want to go out sometime?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.And that will focus the brain elsewhere, and you will lose your erection.^ As I'm not a heavy cellphone user, I'm OK with my phone, but if you like bells and whistles on your phone, then unfortunately, I would suggest you go elsewhere.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

^ If you do not add airtime every 90 days, your phone will be canceled and you will lose your number.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

^ And that will focus the brain elsewhere...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: Really? That'd work?
.Operator: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.^ Hotline Operator: "Take your finger and flick your testicle and if you do that till it hurts your erection will go away."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Take your finger and flick your testicle...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Take your porn with you.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: Okay, all right. It sounds unpleasant and it is.
.Operator: It is a trick we use in India.^ It is a trick we use in India."
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.Andy: Okay, those are all good pieces of advice.^ Andy: "Okay, those are all good pieces of advice.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

I really appreciate it.
Operator: We appreciate your business--oh, no. .We didn't get your business!^ We didn't get your business...
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: No, not this time. .I guess I didn't need you this time.^ I guess I didn't need you this time.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ On the phone you have to go through a poorly designed automated system that uses a voice recognition program that can't get what you say half the times and guesses incorrectly the other half.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

Thank you.

.Jay: Dude, are you gay?^ Dude, are you gay?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ K) igotfriends.mp3 (124K) igotfriends.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay: "Dude, are you gay?"
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.Andy: No, I'm not gay.^ Andy: "No, I'm net gay.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.I've been with tons of women.^ I've been with tons of women.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Cal: I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once.^ Cal: "I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once."
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Jay: Dude, it's not a big deal.^ Jay: "Dude, it's not a big deal.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

.You like to fuck guys.^ You like to bleep guys.
  • The MovieWavs Page - The 40 Year Old Virgin Wavs Mp3s Movie Quotes Movie Sounds Movie Wavs 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.moviewavs.com [Source type: General]

^ Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, 'Oh, you know, I'm kind of going to wanna get back out ther, but I think I like guys.'
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I'm cool. I got friends who fuck guys, in jail.

.Jay: Let me apologize to you, first of all, for not mentioning in detail that when you pick up a drunk woman who's falling down on her way out of the bar that you should probably drive.^ Jay: "I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg."
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^ You should ask her out, man."
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^ K) drunkhotchick.mp3 (97K) drunkhotchick.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Jay: "You got to scope out a hot, drunk chick.
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Andy: I drive a bike.
Jay: Okay, Mr. Schwinn-fucking-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike?
.Andy: You know what,I'm not the only person in the world who rides a bike.^ Andy: "You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
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^ Andy had it right, you know?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Andy: "Who-- Who the bleep are you to put me on trial.
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.Cal: Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they're fucking six!^ Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they're fucking six.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They're not fucking toys!
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Cal) Yeah, they're not in my mouth.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[after kissing Andy while driving drunk]
Nicky: That tasted good!
.Andy: That tasted like shellfish.^ That tasted like shellfish.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[at a bachelorette party]
Jay: [using a Black dildo as a phone] Wait a minute. Yes, Mr. President. .Yes, the erection results are in.^ Yes, the erection results are in.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cal: [Holding up a blue and white striped dildo] Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Seuss' penis. "I really mean this."
.Andy: [holds up a penis shaped cake tray] Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake?^ Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I want you to put your penis on, I mean, in me, Andy.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Nicky: I do!
Cal: She does!
.Andy: Hey, you guys, Betty Cocker!^ K) upyourasses.mp3 (37K) upyourasses.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You guys are so up your asses."
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^ Andy: "Hey, how you doing?"
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^ K) notagoodlook.mp3 (43K) notagoodlook.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You know what, guys?
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[Beth and Andy are drunk at her place]
.Andy: You know what?^ Andy: "You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
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^ Andy had it right, you know?
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ BLEEPyouup.wav (72K) BLEEPyouup.mp3 (72K) BLEEPyouup.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "You know, I may not have had sex, but I could bleep you up.
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.I'm just going to have sex with you.^ I just purchased my 1st phone and decided to go with VM pay as you go.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

^ Their customer service is AWFUL. You have to go through hell just to get a live person and that doesn't always get you what you need.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

Beth: Yes! Let's have sex.
Andy: It's going to happen.
.Beth: That's why we are here.^ Beth: "That's why we're here."
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.Andy: That's totally what's going to happen.^ Andy: "That's totally what's going to happen."
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.Beth: We could do it in the butt, if you want to.^ Butt, if you want to.
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Steve Carell movie 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.script-o-rama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Andy: But, if I want to what?
Beth: Butt.
Andy: But what? What?
Beth: Do it.
Andy: Do it?
Beth: What?
.Andy: I don't know what you're talking about.^ To you Vm holders you will know about this.
  • Virgin Mobile Prepaid Cell Phones | Prepaid Reviews 31 January 2010 14:11 UTC www.prepaidreviews.com [Source type: General]

^ You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you?
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^ Andy: "You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
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Beth: Butt.
Andy: But, what?
Beth: What?
.Andy: But, it still feels so right.^ But, it still feels so right.
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[the night after Jay gets Andy a hooker who turns out to be a transvestite]
.Jay: Wait, how do you know she was a transvestite?^ You know how I know you're gay?
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^ How do you know I'm gay?"
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^ You know how I know that you're gay?
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Andy: Because her hands were as big as Andre The Giant's. .And her Adam's apple was as big as her balls.^ And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
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^ And she had an adams apple as big as her balls."
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.Jay: So you have no proof.^ Jay: "So you have no proof."
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Beth: Can I help you?
.Andy: I don't know.^ Andy: "I don't know what you're talking about."
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^ K) thatwoman.mp3 (128K) thatwoman.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "Look, you guys, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
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^ Andy: "You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
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Can you?
.Beth: Are you looking for something?^ Are you looking for something?
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Andy: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have a lot of books. So, maybe it depends on what you like.
Andy: What do you like?
Beth: We have a great section of...do-it-yourself.
Andy: Do you like to "do it yourself"?
Beth: Sometimes. I mean...if the mood strikes.
.Andy: How is the mood striking you now?^ How is the mood striking you now?
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^ Andy: "Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?
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^ Andy: "Well, why don't you get her back right now?"
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[they both laugh]
Beth: What's your name?
Andy: What's your name?
Beth: I'm Beth.
Andy: Andy.
Beth: Andy. .Don't tell on me, okay, Andy?^ Please don't tell your mom, okay?
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^ Don't tell on me, okay, Andy?
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^ K) peripherals.mp3 (578K) peripherals.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Andy: "Okay, how do I tell which ones are drunk?"
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Andy: I won't. .Unless you want to be told on...Beth.^ Unless you want to be told on...
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