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The Big Bang Theory
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Title card for The Big Bang Theory
Format Sitcom
Created by Chuck Lorre
Bill Prady
Directed by James Burrows (pilot)
Mark Cendrowski
Starring Johnny Galecki
Jim Parsons
Kaley Cuoco
Simon Helberg
Kunal Nayyar
Sara Gilbert
Theme music composer Barenaked Ladies
Opening theme "The Big Bang Theory Theme"[1]
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 3
No. of episodes 57 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Chuck Lorre
Bill Prady
Lee Aronsohn
Producer(s) Steve Molaro
Mike Collier
Faye Oshima Belyeu
Editor(s) Peter Chakos
Camera setup Multi-camera
Running time 21 minutes (without commercials)
Broadcast
Original channel CBS
Picture format 480i (4:3 SDTV)
1080i (16:9 HDTV)
First shown in United States
Original run September 24, 2007 (2007-09-24) – present
Status Returning series
External links
Official website
.The Big Bang Theory is an American sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the show.^ The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins .
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^ This is precisely what the big bang theory states.
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^ Ye gods and little fishes, Big Bang is just a theory.
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It premiered on CBS on September 24, 2007.[2]
.Set in Pasadena, California, the show is about two Caltech prodigies in their 20s, one an experimental physicist (Leonard Hofstadter) and the other a theoretical physicist (Sheldon Cooper), who live across the hall from an attractive blonde waitress with show-biz aspirations (Penny).^ Unquestionably, the greatest problem of the century facing physicists today is the unification of these two physical frameworks into one theory.
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^ If, all of this other discussion aside, we decide that, as humans who die every 80 years, we live in a universe that is (so far as anyone knows) expanding, then what are we going to do?
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^ In one dazzling stroke, this new M-theory has solved a series of long-standing puzzling mysteries about string theory which have dogged it from the beginning, leaving many theoretical physicists (myself included!
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Leonard and Sheldon's 'geekiness' and sheer intellect are contrasted for comic effect with Penny's social skills and common sense.[3][4] Two equally geeky friends of theirs, Howard and Rajesh, are also main characters.
The show is produced by Warner Bros. Television and Chuck Lorre Productions.[5] .In March 2009, it was reported that The Big Bang Theory had been renewed for a third and fourth season by CBS.[6] In August 2009, the sitcom won the best comedy series TCA award and Jim Parsons won the award for individual achievement in comedy.^ August 18, 2009 Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang?
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^ The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins .
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^ Ye gods and little fishes, Big Bang is just a theory.
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[7]
.When the third season premiered on September 21, 2009, it ranked as CBS's highest-rated show of that evening in the adults 18–49 demographic (4.6/10), along with a then series-high 12.83 million viewers.^ August 18th, 2009 2:14 pm ET One cycle is twelve thousand million years [12,000,000,000 – 12 billion years].
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^ Joe Says: February 4th, 2009 at 10:49 pm As atheists and religions have their own beliefs, it's generally futile to dispute each other.
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[8]
.The Big Bang Theory airs on Mondays at 9:30 EST following another Chuck Lorre-produced show Two and a Half Men.^ The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins .
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^ This is precisely what the big bang theory states.
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^ Ye gods and little fishes, Big Bang is just a theory.
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[9]

Contents

Main cast

.
Cast of characters in The Big Bang Theory.
^ Big Bang Theory .
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^ Ye gods and little fishes, Big Bang is just a theory.
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^ Date: Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:22:08 +0000 Local: Tues, Jan 5 2010 1:22 pm Subject: Re: The Big Bang Theory Reply .
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.From left: Howard Wolowitz, Leonard Hofstader, Penny, Sheldon Cooper and Rajesh Koothrapali.
  • Johnny Galecki[10] as Leonard Hofstadter, Ph.D. – Leonard is an experimental physicist with an IQ of 173 who received his Ph.D. when he was 24 years old.^ The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins .
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    ^ This is precisely what the big bang theory states.
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    ^ Ye gods and little fishes, Big Bang is just a theory.
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    He shares an apartment with colleague and friend Sheldon Cooper. He is the straight man of the series. The writers have toyed with a romance between him and neighbor Penny, with their unresolved sexual tension being a major force for drama. The third season centers around their struggle to maintain a relationship.
  • Jim Parsons[11] as Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D. – Originally from East Texas, he was a child prodigy, starting college at the age of 12, right after completing the fifth grade. As a theoretical physicist, he possesses a master's degree, two Ph.D.s, and an IQ of 187. He exhibits a strict adherence to routine; a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor; and a complete lack of humility. These characteristics are the main sources of his character's humor and the center of a number of episodes. Sheldon shares an apartment with Leonard Hofstadter.
  • Kaley Cuoco[12] as Penny – She is the attractive, blonde neighbor who lives across the hall from Sheldon and Leonard. She has aspirations of a career in show business, and has been to casting calls and auditions but has not been successful thus far. To pay the bills, she works as a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
  • Simon Helberg[13] as Howard Wolowitz, M.Eng.[14] – He works as an aerospace engineer and owns the house that his mother lives in with him; they are Jewish. .Unlike Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj, Howard lacks a Ph.D. He defends this by pointing out that he has a master's degree in Engineering from MIT and the apparatus he designs are actually built and launched into space, unlike the purely abstract work of his friends.^ Without gravity, the earth and the planets would spin out into freezing deep space, and the galaxies would fly apart.
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    ^ In just a century, we went from the invention of the steam engine to splitting the atom and then into outer space.
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    ^ In each case, we have to add (italicize "add") energy to pull the earth out of the solar system into deep space, or the dog out of the hole.
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    .He provides outrageous pick-up lines and fancies himself a ladies man with suitably unimpressed reactions from Penny; however, he has shown limited success with other women.
  • Kunal Nayyar[15] as Rajesh Koothrappali, Ph.D. – Rajesh, who originally comes from New Delhi, India, works as a particle astrophysicist at Caltech.^ "However far man may fling himself into outer space, even if he were to succeed in reaching the furthermost object in the universe, man will not change.
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    ^ However far man may fling himself into outer space, even if he were to succeed in reaching the furthermost object in the universe, man will not change.
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    ^ The fact that relativity theory was subsequently shown to be correct has led others, possibly not quite up to Einstein’s level of genius, to assume that this is the way to proceed.
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    [16] He is very shy around women and is physically unable to talk to them unless he drinks alcohol. However, he has had much better luck with women as opposed to his overly confident best friend Howard. His parents, introduced as Dr. and Mrs. V.M. Koothrappali, are seen via webcam. .In the third season, he works for Sheldon because his research has run into a dead-end and he doesn't want to go back to India.^ But because p-branes are horribly difficult to work with, they were long considered just a historical curiosity, a trail that led to a dead-end.
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    ^ Is it possible that when you die that you will go back into that state of not remembering anything?
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    ^ It's never going to happen because we're going to run out of time, period.
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    [17]
  • Sara Gilbert as Leslie Winkle, Ph.D. (recurring season 1-present, starring season 2)[18][19] – She is an experimental physicist who has casual sex with both Howard and Leonard during the show's airing. She does not get along well with Sheldon Cooper and frequently mocks him. .She was promoted to main cast during the second season, but demoted again once the writers realized they could not produce quality material for her for every episode.^ Using pure mathematics, they could show that every one of these pieces fit together perfectly if they were assembled in the unseen third dimension.
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    [18]

Episodes

Season Episodes Original Airing
1 17[20] September 24, 2007 – May 19, 2008
2 23[21] September 22, 2008 – May 11, 2009
3 23[22] September 21, 2009 – May 2010

Production history

.The show's initial pilot, developed for the 2006–07 television season, was substantially different from its current form.^ Scientists develop theoretical models to show how the universe's structures, such as clusters of galaxies, have formed.
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Only Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons were in the cast, and their across-the-hall neighbor Katie was envisioned as "a street-hardened, tough-as-nails woman with a vulnerable interior".[23] Katie was played by actress Amanda Walsh[24] They also had a female friend called Gilda (played by Iris Bahr). .The show's original theme music was also different, using Thomas Dolby's hit "She Blinded Me With Science". The show was not picked up, but the creators were given an opportunity to revise the show, bringing in the remaining leading cast and retooling the show to its current format.^ The words are built up in ways unlike our own and once studied, you will find that the story is far different than the one given.
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The original unaired pilot has never been released on any official format, but copies of it are floating around the internet with various collectors. .On the evolution of the show, Lorre bluntly admitted "We did the 'Big Bang Pilot' about two and a half years ago, and it sucked...^ If the "big bang" were about this simple, it could explain the choatic jumble of everything we see in the observable universe including "blue shifted" galaxies.
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^ This showed that the universe was more diffuse than Gamow had thought, with less gravity, which aggravated the basic problem of where all the energy for the big bang came from.
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^ It did not give us a clue as to what happened before the Big Bang.
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but there were two remarkable things that worked perfectly, and that was Johnny and Jim. We rewrote the thing entirely, and then we were blessed with Kaley and Simon and Kunal." .As to whether the world will ever see that original pilot, maybe on a DVD, Lorre said "Wow that would be something, we will see.^ Baba said that one day this prayer would be said in households all over the world. Here are a few couplets: .
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^ Moving on, I would like to respond to what you said, however, whether you were directing at me or not.
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^ Baba said that one day this prayer would be said in households all over the world. Here are a few couplets: "There is no one without You!
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Show your failures..."[25]
.The second pilot of The Big Bang Theory was directed by James Burrows, who did not continue with the show.^ The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins .
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^ Ye gods and little fishes, Big Bang is just a theory.
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^ Date: Mon, 4 Jan 2010 05:03:16 -0800 (PST) Local: Mon, Jan 4 2010 8:03 am Subject: Re: The Big Bang Theory Reply .
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This reworked pilot led to a 13-episode order by CBS on May 14, 2007.[26] Prior to its airing on CBS, the pilot episode was distributed on iTunes free of charge. The show premiered September 24, 2007, and was picked-up for a full 22-episode season on October 19, 2007.[27]
Production on the show was halted on November 6, 2007 due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike, returning on March 17, 2008 in an earlier time slot[28] and with nine new episodes.[29][30] .After the strike's end, the show was picked up for a second season airing in the 2008–2009 season, premiering in the same time slot on September 22, 2008.[31] With increasing ratings, the show received a two-year renewal through the 2010–11 season.^ Sometime in the past, around the same time a River named Saraswati that kept present day Indian Desert Thar green dried up.
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[32][33]
.David Saltzberg, a professor of physics and astronomy at the University of California, Los Angeles, checks scripts and provides dialogue, math equations and diagrams used as props.^ Nobody has the foggiest notion what time is other than something that we measure with a clock, and use in equations of physics.
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^ The two theories use different mathematics and different physical principles to describe the universe in their respective domains, the cosmic and the microscopic.
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[3] .According to executive producer/co-creator Bill Prady, "We're working on giving Sheldon an actual problem that he's going to be working on throughout the [first] season so there's actual progress to the boards ...^ "If we are part of a bigger multiverse, there is no maximal-entropy equilibrium state and entropy is produced via creation of universes like our own."
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^ We cannot go back in time, or sure there will be future time, or actually stop present time.
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^ And going back to the topic of the Big Bang, there is some interesting reading about other problems than just those mentioned in this article.
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.We worked hard to get all the science right."^ I need my faith and I respect your opinion but please let All the Sciences and Religion work together.
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^ I respect your opinion but please let All the Sciences and Religion work together."
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[4]
The lead characters are named Sheldon and Leonard after actor, director, and producer Sheldon Leonard.[34]

Opening theme

.Barenaked Ladies wrote and recorded the theme song, which describes the development of the universe and the changes that Earth and Humans have undergone since the dawn of time.^ When the first apollo astronauts turned their camera around and photographed earth for the first time, it changed the way humanity looked upon this place we call home.
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^ The Avatar’s Legacy It’s time for humanity and not just theologians or quantum physicists to understand the secret working of God’s repeated incarnate presence on earth.
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^ I do not think a 2-D stick man inhabiting a blackboard would be able to describe the universe as we understand it, even if he believed in time as a dimension...
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On October 9, 2007, a full-length (1 minute and 45 seconds) version of the song was released.[35] This theme was considered by TV critic Samantha Holloway to be one of the five most effective theme tunes on TV.

DVD releases

DVD Name Release dates Ep # Additional Information
Region 1 Region 2 Region 4
The Complete First Season September 2, 2008[36] January 12, 2009[37] April 3, 2009[38] 17 The three disc box set includes all 17 episodes. The only extra feature is an 18 minute short entitled Quantum Mechanics of The Big Bang Theory: Series Cast and Creators on Why It’s Cool to Be a Geek. Running Time: 374 minutes.
The Complete Second Season September 15, 2009[39] October 19, 2009[40] March 3, 2010 [41] 23 The four disc box set includes all 23 episodes. The Special Features include a Gag Reel, Physicist to the Stars: Real-Life Physicist/UCLA professor David Saltzberg's consulting relationship to the Show, and Testing the Infinite Hilarity Hypothesis in relation to the Big Bang Theory: Season 2's Unique Characters and Characteristics.
The Complete Third Season TBA September 27, 2010[42] TBA 23 The three disc box set includes all 23 episodes. Running Time: 374 minutes.

Online media

Warner Brothers Television controls the online rights for the show and does not allow full episodes to be shown online.[43][44] Short clips are available on cbs.com.[45]

Ratings

U.S. standard ratings

.In the following summary, "rating" is the percentage of all households with televisions that tuned to the show, and "share" is the percentage of all televisions in use at that time that are tuned in.^ His creations to suffer for not following his rules (a suffering that will continue for all time.
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"18–49" is the percentage of all adults aged 18–49 tuned into the show. "Viewers" is the number of viewers, in millions, watching at the time. "Rank" is how well the show did compared to other TV shows aired that week.

Seasonal ratings

Seasonal ratings based on average total viewers per episode of The Big Bang Theory on CBS:
Season Timeslot (EDT) Season Premiere Season Finale TV Season Rank Viewers
(in millions)
1 Monday 8:30 P.M. (September 24 – November 12, 2007)
Monday 8:00 P.M. (March 17 – May 19, 2008)
September 24, 2007 May 19, 2008 2007–08 #59[46] 8.34[46]
2 Monday 8:00 P.M. (September 22, 2008 – May 11, 2009)
Monday 9:30 P.M. (February 9, 2009)
September 22, 2008 May 11, 2009 2008–09 #42[47] 10.01[47]
3 Monday 9:30 P.M. September 21, 2009 May 2010 2009–10 #16[48] 14.40[48]

UK distribution and ratings

The show made its UK debut on Channel 4 on February 14, 2008 bringing in an average audience of 1.0 million viewers. The second episode, shown the following week, also received 1.0 million. For the third episode an average of 1.1 million tuned in. The show is also shown as a 'first-look' on Channel 4's digital offshoot E4, and brings in 400,000 viewers on average. The fifth episode received 880,000 viewers. After the first five episodes, the average number of viewers continues to hover around the 1 million mark. Episode 13 was watched by 1.3 million viewers and was the most watched episode.[49]
In December 2008, Virgin Media made the first nine episodes of the first season available to watch on its TV Choice On Demand service, and the rest of Season 1 was made available in January 2009.
As of December 5, 2009, all 23 episodes of Season 2 are now also available on Virgin Media TV Choice On Demand Service.
The third season began airing on E4 and E4 HD on December 17, 2009 at 9.00pm.

Awards and nominations

Year Result Category Award Show Recipient(s)
2008 Nominated Best Actor in a Comedy Series 1st Ewwy Awards Jim Parsons
Nominated Best Actress in a Comedy Series Kaley Cuoco
Nominated Best Comedy Series Cast and Crew
2009 Nominated Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series 61st Primetime Emmy Awards Jim Parsons
Nominated Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series Christine Baranski
Nominated Outstanding Art Direction for a Multi-Camera Series Crew
Won Outstanding Achievement in Comedy TCA Awards Cast and Crew
Won Individual Achievement in Comedy Jim Parsons
Nominated Best television comedy or musical series Satellite Awards Cast and Crew
Nominated Best actor in a comedy or musical series Jim Parsons
Won The best 10 Television Programs of the year American Film Institute Cast and Crew
Won Best Lead Actress in a Comedy Series 2nd Ewwy Awards Kaley Cuoco
Nominated Best Comedy Series Cast and Crew
2010 Won Favorite TV Comedy 36th People's Choice Awards
Nominated Favorite TV Comedy Actor Jim Parsons

International broadcast

Country / Region Network(s) Aired Notes
 Albania Digi+ April 19, 2009 — present Subbed
 Argentina Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Australia Nine Network Season 1: Late 2007 — 2008
Season 2: Late 2008 — October 26, 2009
Season 3: November 2, 2009
New episodes
GO! Season 1: August 9, 2009 — September 2009 and December 2009 — January 2010 (Second rotation)
Season 2: Mid-September 2009 — November 2009 and Feburary 2010 — March 2010
Season 3: March 2010 —TBA
Double episode repeats in rotation, twice a week
 Bangladesh Zee Café
 Belgium La Une August 31, 2008 — present
2BE December 21, 2009 — present Double episode. The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Bolivia Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Brazil Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is with English audio but captions are used except for a version used by the Brazilian company TAM Airlines on planes.
SBT HD TBA The dialogue will be completely dubbed to Portuguese and will be aired in both SD and HD, aired as "Big Bang: A Teoria" (Big Bang: The Theory)
 Bulgaria Nova Television November 5, 2008 — present
 Canada A
CTV
2007–08, 2009–present
2008–09
 Chile Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Colombia Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Costa Rica Warner Channel
Teletica
November 2007 — present
August 2009 — present
The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
The dialogue is dubbed.
 Cuba Multivisión
 Cyprus LTV November 2008 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Czech Republic Prima COOL April 7, 2009 — present Aired as 'Teorie velkého třesku', dubbed
 Denmark 6'eren January 2009 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Dominican Republic Warner Channel
 Ecuador Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 El Salvador Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Fiji Mai TV
 Finland Sub September 8, 2008 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used. Aired as Rillit Huurussa (Misty Eyeglasses)
 France TPS Star
NRJ 12
October 18, 2008 — present
October 5, 2009— present
 Greece Star Channel September , 2009 — present Double Episode. The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Germany ProSieben July 11, 2009 — present[50] The dialogue is dubbed.
 Guatemala Warner Channel The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used. One of top Sitcoms in Guatemala Cable
 Honduras Warner Channel
 Hungary Cool TV December 27, 2009 — present The dialogue is dubbed. Aired as 'Agymenők'
 Iceland Stöð 2 August 19, 2008 — present
 India Zee Café
 Ireland RTÉ Two July 11, 2008 — present
 Israel yes stars Comedy July 2008 — present
 Italy Steel January 19, 2008 — present The show received a lot of criticism due to the poor quality of dubbing, which allegedly "dumbed down" most of the nerdy-geeky jokes. To fix this, since episode 9 of season one, the dubbing has been changed to a significantly better quality, characterized by a more faithful translation.
 Japan Super! drama TV November 7, 2009 — present
 Lithuania TV1 February 21, 2010 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Malaysia ntv7
 Mexico Warner Channel November 2008 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
Canal 5 (Televisa) Season 1: January 11, 2010 The dialogue was completely dubbed to Spanish, aired as "La Teoría del Big Bang", two episodes daily from Monday through Thursday.
 Nepal Zee Café
 Netherlands Veronica March 2, 2009 — ??? Only a few episodes were broadcast
 New Zealand TV2 September 17, 2008 — present New episodes
 Nicaragua Warner Channel
 Norway TVNorge The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used. It's also available in HD(TVNorge HD).
 Pakistan Super Comedy
 Panama Warner Channel The dialogue is not dubbed but Spanish captions are used.
 Paraguay Warner Channel March 2008 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Peru Warner Channel November 2007 — present
 Philippines Jack TV
 Poland TVN Siedem November 20, 2008 — present Aired as 'Teoria wielkiego podrywu'
 Portugal SET, RTP2 July 14, 2008 — present
 Macedonia Kanal 5
 Slovenia Kanal A Season 1: February 23, 2009 — March 20, 2009
 South Africa M-Net
SABC3

 Spain Antena.neox
Antena 3
TNT
July 18, 2009 — present
 Sweden Kanal 5 The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Thailand True Series May 26, 2008 — present
 Trinidad and Tobago TV6 2008 — present
 Turkey CNBC-e[51] September 9, 2008 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Ukraine Inter, MTV December 7, 2009 — present (MTV) Aired as Теорія великого вибуху
 United Kingdom Channel 4, E4, E4 HD Season 3 (E4) December 17 , 2009  - present Thursdays 9.00-9.30 PM
 Uruguay Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.
 Venezuela Warner Channel November 2007 — present The dialogue is not dubbed but captions are used.

Belarus 'knockoff' version, The Theorists

Through the use of his vanity cards at the end of episodes, Chuck Lorre alleged that there was a rip-off version of the show being produced and aired in Belarus. Officially titled Теоретики (translates to The Theorists), the show features 'clones' of the main characters, a similar opening sequence, and what appears to be a very close Russian translation of the scripts.[52] Chuck Lorre expressed annoyance and described his inquiry with the Warner Brothers legal department about options. The TV production company and station's close relationship with the Belarus government was cited as the reason that any attempt to claim copyright infringement would be in vain.[53]

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Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.The Big Bang Theory (2007 -) is an American television show, airing on CBS, about two geniuses and their beautiful neighbor.^ It first aired on CBS in 2007.
  • The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Second Season : DVD Talk Review of the DVD Video 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: General]

^ What did you think about The Big Bang Theory ?

^ Stories about: big bang .
  • big bang - news tag - Softpedia 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dharma & Greg.^ "The Big Bang Theory" Poised To Become Big Hit For CBS NEW YORK — It's looking like CBS has a companion hit to go with "Two and a Half Men" on Monday nights.
  • The "Big Bang Theory" Without A Laugh Track (VIDEO) 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.huffingtonpost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Between Two and a Half Men and now The Big Bang Theory , I once again can finally look forward to what the world of sitcom has to offer next.
  • The Big Bang Theory - The Complete First Season : DVD Talk Review of the DVD Video 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "Two and a Half Men," Tricia Helfer plays Gail, Chelsea's hot college roommate, who comes for a visit after a bad breakup.

Contents

Season 1

Pilot [1.01]

.Sheldon: [about donating sperm] What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?^ Sheldon: What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve Leonard: I'm sure still love him Sheldon: I wouldn't hahaha...Sheldon is awesome.
  • The Big Bang Theory: Watch Episodes Online 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sheldon : [about donating sperm] What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ University physicists Leonard and Sheldon know whether to use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve.
  • http://getglue.com/tv_shows/big_bang_theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC getglue.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.^ Leonard : I'm sure she'll still love him.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon: What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve Leonard: I'm sure still love him Sheldon: I wouldn't hahaha...Sheldon is awesome.
  • The Big Bang Theory: Watch Episodes Online 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Regarding Bernadette and her interest in Leonard work, I hope that in a long term Bernadette won’t be falling in love for him, that would be terrible.
  • The Big Bang Theory S03E10 The Gorilla Experiment =A= Aeromental 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.aeromental.net [Source type: General]

Sheldon: I wouldn't.

.Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?^ Penny : So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You wrote: “The show is based around it’s too main geek characters in their twenties and also their neighbor Penny played by Kaley Cuoco.” Should have used “two.” .
  • GlossLip » The Big Bang Theory Starting Its New Season Off With A Big Bang 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC glosslip.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Come to think of it, this *is* my full-time job, although you should know that I do other stuff around here as well.
  • Big bang sparks big reaction - Cosmic Log - msnbc.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: Original source]

Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

.Penny: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know...^ Penny : I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know...
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Penny : Leonard, I don't know what to tell you; it was just a hug.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So tell, HOW do YOU know this is so?

Sheldon:Yes... it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: Participate in the what?

The Big Bran Hypothesis [1.02]

[Discussing a large box of furniture which they have to take to the fourth floor, with the lift out of order]
.Leonard: Well, we'll just have to take it up ourselves.^ Leonard : Well, thanks for the heads up.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ I just love the way that Penny doesn't take a lot of crap off Sheldon, but when it comes to Leonard's mother, the relentless sociopathy reduces her to a wreck.
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Maternal Congruence": My mother! My girlfriend! My mother! My girlfriend! 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

^ Leonard : Fine, I'll sit here, you take flight and hunt.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Sheldon: I hardly think so.^ Sheldon : I hardly think so.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: Why not?
.Sheldon: Well, we don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper body strength.^ Sheldon : Well, we don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper body strength.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ I DON'T HAVE THIS! [Sheldon lifts the package off him] Sheldon : Archimedes would be so proud.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ At a restaurant: Sheldon : We don’t eat here, I don’t know what’s good… Penny : Well, it’s all good.
  • CyberNotes: The Best Big Bang Theory Quotes 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC cybernetnews.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Leonard: We don't need strength, we're physicists.^ Leonard : We don't need strength, we're physicists.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : I was going to characterize it as the modification of our colleague-slash-friendship paradigm with the addition of a date-like component, but we don't need to quibble over terminology.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes.^ We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes .
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I could lift the earth.^ Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I could lift the earth.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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[The package starts falling on him]
Leonard: I don't have this! I don't have this! I DON'T HAVE THIS!
[Sheldon lifts the package off him]
.Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud.^ I DON'T HAVE THIS! [Sheldon lifts the package off him] Sheldon : Archimedes would be so proud.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Leonard: Well, do you have any ideas?^ Leonard : Well, do you have any ideas?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : Well, what do you think?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : Well, if you are lucky she might show you the PowerPoint presentation.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Sheldon: Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.^ Sheldon : It's a limited edition green lantern lantern.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But whatever their failings for Leonard/Penny, they all but disappear with the brilliant progression of the Penny/Sheldon budding relationship in contrast.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]


Leonard: You convinced me. .Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.^ Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
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.Sheldon: You don't think that crosses the line?^ Sheldon : You don't think that crosses the line?
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^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ "Oh, uh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.
  • "Big Bang Theory, The" @ The Daily .WAV 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC dailywav.com [Source type: General]

Leonard: Yes... .For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to...^ Sheldon interrupts with his toy robot* Oh, for God's sakes!
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^ For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to...
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hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?
Leonard: No! I don't have a sarcasm sign.

The Fuzzy Boots Corollary [1.03]

Leonard: Hello Leslie.
.Leslie: Hi Leonard.^ Leslie : Hi Leonard.
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.Leonard: I'd like to propose an experiment...^ Leonard : I'd like to propose an experiment...
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^ I would like to propose an experiment.
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Leslie: Goggles, Leonard.
Leonard: Right. .I would like to propose an experiment.^ I would like to propose an experiment.
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^ The Big Bang Theory The Perpetual Student: Thoughts on Education from a College Dropout I just would like to share my experiences and thoughts about education and dropping out of college.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Associated Content - Topic 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC www.associatedcontent.com [Source type: General]

^ BE: It seems like a relationship would cause him to be torn between wondering the curiosity of “What would this be like for me?” and treating it like a scientific experiment.
  • A chat with Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons interview, the Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.bullz-eye.com [Source type: Original source]

Leslie: Hang on. .I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500-kilowatt oxygen iodine laser to heat up my Cup o' Noodles.^ I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500-kilowatt oxygen iodine laser to heat up my Cup o' Noodles.
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^ In those cases, you take the natural gas, you add some steam, and you heat it up and then that treatment with steam--very hot steam--releases enough hydrogen, which then is burnt.
  • From the Big Bang to big bucks - CNET News 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC news.cnet.com [Source type: General]

^ I haven't been out to see you guys since we played together but I've be blaring Rewired in my car to make up for it!
  • Big Bang Radio @ O’Malley’s! 1/9 on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.myspace.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Leonard: I've done it. .About two seconds, 2.6 for minestrone.^ About two seconds, 2.6 for minestrone.
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.Anyway, I was thinking more of a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay.^ Anyway, I was thinking more of a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay.
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.Leslie: Wait, are you asking me out?^ You did not ask her out.
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^ Leslie : Wait, are you asking me out?
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^ If you want to find out about the secrets of the universe, stop debating, stop speculating and just wait to die.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Leonard: I was going to characterize it as the modification of our colleague-slash-friendship paradigm with the addition of a date-like component, but we don't need to quibble over terminology.^ Leonard : I was going to characterize it as the modification of our colleague-slash-friendship paradigm with the addition of a date-like component, but we don't need to quibble over terminology.
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^ I think it's just the writers going for the easy laugh I agree, I hope they don't make the gang into caricatures of themselves, like what happened on Friends.

^ And finally in the season finale, The Tangerine Factor, after Penny breaks up with her new guy, she agrees to go out on a date with Leonard.
  • Sitcoms Online - The Big Bang Theory - The Complete First Season DVD Review 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.sitcomsonline.com [Source type: General]

.Leslie: What sort of experiment?^ Leslie : What sort of experiment?
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.Leonard: There's a generally accepted pattern in this area.^ Leonard : There's a generally accepted pattern in this area.
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^ Isn't it generally accepted today that there is such a homology?
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^ There are very few things that are decidedly facts, but there are theories (not hypothesis) that are "generally accepted" as fact.
  • the big bang in The Universe in History Channel 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC boards.history.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I would pick you up.^ I would pick you up.
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^ The point is, at whatever level, you should pick up the abstract ideas at the same time as you are learning the practical observational ideas of how we know these things.

^ Would you like to wake up in the morning, go to your computer and see that your Paypal account grew overnight?
  • Big Bang PLR - Delivers Money Making PLR Package of Complete WordPress Blog To You Each Month! 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC bigbangplr.com [Source type: General]

.Take you to a restaurant.^ Take you to a restaurant.
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.Then we would see a movie, probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock.^ Then we would see a movie, probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock.
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^ Comedy movies have never need a cue to tell people when to laugh, and if a movie did use a laugh track unironically, the effect would be jarring.
  • Big Bang Theory, with Laugh Track Removed | The Mirth Canal | Cracked.com Forums 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.cracked.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Leslie: Interesting. .And would you agree that the primary way we would evaluate either the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction during the good night kiss?^ And would you agree that the primary way we would evaluate either the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction during the good night kiss?
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^ So, brother, you are a good man, and I would never say you aren’t and I admire that you are content with your life.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The Big Bang Theory 4 Unfortunately I'm not good enough at physics to site all the evidence on which this theory is based and any attempt would probably be partially inaccurate and therefore distorted.
  • The Big Bang Theory Reviews on RateItAll 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.rateitall.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: Heart rate, pheromones, et cetera.^ Leonard : Heart rate, pheromones, et cetera.
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Yes.
.Leslie: Why don't we just stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable?^ Well, I don't see why not.
  • New Theory on Big Bang alternative. - Bad Astronomy and Universe Today Forum 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.bautforum.com [Source type: General]

^ We always have a choice, we just don't have the courage to make the choices that serve us well.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Rather than just saying "well, we can't find it," and moving on with life, they decided it must have some physical cause.
  • Astronomy Cast - Ep. 5: The Big Bang and Cosmic Microwave Background 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.astronomycast.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: You mean kiss you now?^ Leonard : Now you are.
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^ Leonard : You mean kiss you now?
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^ Leonard : Can you define the parameters of the kiss?
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Leslie: Yes.
.Leonard: Can you define the parameters of the kiss?^ Leonard : Can you define the parameters of the kiss?
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^ Leonard : You mean kiss you now?
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.Leslie: Closed-mouth but romantic.^ Leslie : Closed-mouth but romantic.
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Mint?

.Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?^ Howard Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?

^ Howard : Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?
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^ Sheldon : Tell me what you see here.
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Sheldon: That depends. .When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?^ When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?
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.Howard: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.^ Howard : Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.
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^ Howard: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.

^ Although, I could probably write a fairly nonsensical science-fiction novel, or perhaps start a religion, with it.
  • Flaw in the Big Bang Theory - Page 3 - The Explosm Fora 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sheldon: Uh, let me ask you this: when I learn that I'm a robot, would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?^ Let me ask you something.
  • Poll: The Big bang theory, Do you think its true? 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.escapistmagazine.com [Source type: Original source]

^ That I let you name him Sheldon!"
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^ Sheldon: Uh, let me ask you this: when I learn that I'm a robot, will I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?

.Raj: You might be bound by them right now.^ Raj : You might be bound by them right now.
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^ Raj: You might be bound by them right now.

^ I love you SO MUCH right now....
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

Howard: That's true. .Have you ever harmed a human being, or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?^ Howard: That's true, have you ever harmed a human being, or through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?

^ Have you ever harmed a human being, or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?
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^ Raj: Have you ever harmed yourself or let yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?

Sheldon: Of course not.
.Raj: Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?^ Have you ever harmed a human being, or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?
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^ Raj : Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?
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^ July 2008 - 11:27 PM QUOTE magpies Posted on Today at 9:13 AM Physics is a restriction on how you allow yourself to think.

.Sheldon: Well, no.^ Sheldon : Well, no.
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^ Sheldon : Well, that's no reason to cry.
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^ Sheldon: Well, no.

.Howard: I smell robot.^ Howard : I smell robot.
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^ Howard: I smell robot.


.Howard: So, how did it go with Leslie?^ Howard : So, how did it go with Leslie?
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^ [Sheldon is trying Howard's driving simulator-with disastrous results] Leonard : How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?
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^ Penny : What about Howard and Raj, how did he [Sheldon] become friends with them?
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.Leonard: Oh, we tried kissing, but The Earth didn't move.^ Leonard : Oh, we tried kissing, but The Earth didn't move.
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^ Sheldon We tried kissing but the earth didn't move.

^ There WAS that episode last season with Penny 2.0 moving upstairs, and when trying to explain that Leonard bruises easily, ends up offhandedly quoting Star Trek.
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary": You should be nicer to Hwil Hweaton 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I mean, any more than the 383 miles it was going to anyway.^ I mean, any more than the 383 miles it was going to anyway.
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^ I mean any more than the 383 miles it was gonna move anyway.

^ GrapesOfWrath, you still havn't told me what you mean by there being more than one time dimension.
  • New Theory on Big Bang alternative. - Bad Astronomy and Universe Today Forum 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.bautforum.com [Source type: General]

.Sheldon: Oh I've seen that look before.^ Sheldon : I've heard that before.
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^ Sheldon : Oh I've seen that look before.
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^ Sheldon : I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie.
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.This is just going to be 2 weeks of moping and tedious Emo songs, and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.^ This is just going to be 2 weeks of moping and tedious Emo songs, and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.
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^ Lauren also comes across a receipt for a pet store where a rat was purchased, leading her to the conclusion that Eden has been the one tormenting her!
  • The Young and the Restless Community Message Board - CBS.com 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC oaktree.cbs.com [Source type: General]

^ We had a great week, and the audience was wonderful last night, so we’re just going about our business.

.I don't know if I can take it.^ I don't know if I can take it.
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^ Some say that they don't know what they are talking about, and that they just take random theories and try to make them sound like they belong.
  • The Big Bang Theory Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Raj: You could power down.^ To vote for an argument, use these icons: You have the power to cast exactly one vote (either up or down) for each argument.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

The Luminous Fish Effect [1.04]

.Sheldon: I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college; and before that, I was in the fifth grade.^ Sheldon : I've heard that before.
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^ Sheldon : I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college; and before that, I was in the fifth grade.
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^ Einstein spent the latter half of his career working to disprove quantum mechanics which was supported by Schrodinger's line of work.
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Gorilla Experiment": I am so smart! S-M-R-T! 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: General]


.Sheldon's Mother: [to Leonard and Penny] You know, you two make a cute couple.^ Penny learns that Leonard's mother doesn't know about their relationship.
  • The Big Bang Theory - AT&T Entertainment 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC entertainment.att.net [Source type: General]

^ I like Leonard and Penny as a couple.
  • 'Big Bang Theory': Sheldon is (gasp!) proven wrong | EW.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC popwatch.ew.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sheldon can't handle Leonard and Penny's fighting.
  • The Big Bang Theory - AT&T Entertainment 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC entertainment.att.net [Source type: General]

.Leonard: Oh no, we're not...a couple.^ Somewhat lampshaded by Wolowitz: Howard : Oh, my God...GIRLFIGHT! [ pins Leonard's arms behind his back ] Leonard : What're you doing?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Television Tropes & Idioms 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Leonard : Oh no, we're not...a couple.
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.We're singles...like...those individually wrapped pieces of cheese that are next to each other...but...stay separate...like...just friends.^ In other words, the 'initial explosion' turns > > > > > to be just a step on a sequence that more likely had already occurred > > > > > not once but on multiple previous occasions.
  • The Big-Bang Theory is flawed. - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In other words, the 'initial explosion' turns to be just a step on a sequence that more likely had already occurred not once but on multiple previous occasions.
  • The Big-Bang Theory is flawed. - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ All his friends have experienced this side of Sheldon before and institute their plan to stay out of dodge for the next 42-78 hours.
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.Sheldon's Mother: [aside to Howard] Did I touch a nerve there?^ Sheldon's Mother : [aside to Howard] Did I touch a nerve there?
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^ Sheldon Howard: There are pitfalls, trust me, I know.

^ Aside from Faraday on Lost, I can’t think of a lot of other TV physicists, so Sheldon and Howard have a larger proportional impact.
  • Is “Big Bang Theory” Bad for Science? | Science Not Fiction | Discover Magazine 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC blogs.discovermagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Howard: Oh yeah.^ Howard : Oh yeah.
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The Hamburger Postulate [1.05]

Leonard: What did Penny mean, "you'd make a cute couple"?
.Sheldon: Well, I assume she meant that the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute.^ Sheldon's Mother : [to Leonard and Penny] You know, you two make a cute couple.
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^ Sheldon : Well, I assume she meant that the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute.
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^ Leonard : On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
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.An alternate, though somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one.^ An alternate, though somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one.
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^ Assumption, though this one is highly likely.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ No one ever claimed you could.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

As in, "Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb! .Aren't they adorable?"^ Aren't they adorable?"
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.Leonard: If Penny didn't know that Leslie had already turned me down, then that would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out; but because she did know that I had asked Leslie out, and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering me consolation - "That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple..."^ Sheldon You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?

^ Leonard: Look Howard if I were to ask Leslie Winkle out it would just be for dinner.

^ Sheldon's Mother : [to Leonard and Penny] You know, you two make a cute couple.
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- while thinking, ."good, Leonard remains available."^ Leonard remains available."
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.Sheldon: You're a lucky man, Leonard.^ Cat Fight : Occurs when Penny and new neighbor Alicia's rivalry over her leading Raj, Leonard, and Howard on culminates in a "What're you gonna do about it, bitch?"
  • The Big Bang Theory - Television Tropes & Idioms 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment… Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don’t you just have breakfast in bed?

^ Sheldon: (to Leonard)Here, eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.

Leonard: How so?
.Sheldon: You're talking to one of the three men in the Western Hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
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^ You're making Sheldon cry!"
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^ Sheldon : You're talking to one of the three men in the Western Hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.
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.Leonard: Well, what do you think?^ Leonard : Well, do you have any ideas?
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^ Leonard : Well, what do you think?
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^ Leonard : What are you thinking?
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.Sheldon: I said I could follow it, I didn't say I cared.^ Sheldon : I said I could follow it, I didn't say I cared.
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^ Howard : I don't care what the bosoms say, Sheldon.
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^ For what he had to say to humanity could not be said in words, but only expressed in his voluminous Silence.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]


.Penny: Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.^ Penny : Leonard, I don't know what to tell you; it was just a hug.
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^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
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^ Penny You know what the secret ingredient is?

.Leonard: Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.^ Leonard : Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
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^ Leonard : My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
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^ "I got you and Leonard a few silly neighbor-gifts, so I'll just put them under my tree.
  • "Big Bang Theory, The" @ The Daily .WAV 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC dailywav.com [Source type: General]

The Middle-Earth Paradigm [1.06]

[Kurt looking at Sheldon who is dressed as the Doppler Effect]
.Kurt: So what are you, a zebra?^ [Kurt looking at Sheldon who is dressed as the Doppler Effect ] Kurt : So what are you, a zebra?
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.Sheldon: [to Leonard] Yet another child left behind.^ Sheldon : [to Leonard] Yet another child left behind.
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^ So it was sort of like a game of musical chairs, where the deuterium that hadn't found one another yet were left without a partner, and they were left behind.
  • Astronomy Cast - Ep. 6: More Evidence for the Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.astronomycast.com [Source type: General]

^ Sheldon : *holds up another robot* Penny : Leonard, will you just let me handle this, please?
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Leonard: [To Kurt] A Homo habilis just discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Kurt: [Confused] What?

The Dumpling Paradox [1.07]

.Leonard: What are you doing?^ Leonard : What are you doing?
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^ Leonard: What are you doing?

^ Somewhat lampshaded by Wolowitz: Howard : Oh, my God...GIRLFIGHT! [ pins Leonard's arms behind his back ] Leonard : What're you doing?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Television Tropes & Idioms 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

.Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.^ Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.

^ Sheldon : Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who .
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^ Sheldon : Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal...
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.Leonard: Penny's still sleeping.^ Leonard: Penny’s still sleeping.

^ Leonard : Penny's still sleeping.
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^ Leonard: Penny, if you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.

.Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal...^ Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.

^ Sheldon : Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal...
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^ Sheldon : Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who .
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.Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don't you just have breakfast in bed?^ Leonard : You have a TV in your room, why don't you just have breakfast in bed?
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^ Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment… Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don’t you just have breakfast in bed?

^ Penny : Leonard, I don't know what to tell you; it was just a hug.
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.Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.^ Sheldon : Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.
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^ Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother’s Day.


.Leonard: Sheldon, think this through.^ Leonard : Sheldon, think this through.
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^ Yes, I understand that Leonard and Sheldon just got together, but down the road, I think Sheldon and Penny would make a cuter couple.

^ [After Sheldon has described who/what he thinks Leonard is talking to/about due to Leonard's behavior while on the phone] Sheldon : Yes, I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
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.You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.^ Howard : You're weighing me down!
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^ You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.
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^ This thing is going the distance, we're going to have sex!

.Sheldon: No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and HALO 3. As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.^ You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.
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^ As far as I know, we’re going to make them.
  • A chat with Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons interview, the Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.bullz-eye.com [Source type: Original source]

^ As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.
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.Leonard: You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.^ Leonard : You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.
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^ You’re absolutely right!
  • A chat with Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons interview, the Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.bullz-eye.com [Source type: Original source]

^ JP : You’re right.
  • A chat with Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons interview, the Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.bullz-eye.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: My point.^ Sheldon : My point.
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^ My son who likes physics laughed, and said that Sheldon starting with ancient Greece was an apt starting point.
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Gorilla Experiment": I am so smart! S-M-R-T! 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

The Grasshopper Experiment [1.08]

.Sheldon: I'll have a Diet Coke.^ Sheldon : I'll have a Diet Coke .
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.Penny: OK, will you please order a cocktail?^ Ok assuming you answer the above 4 questions, please help us with creating love, happiness, sadness, emotions from matter since we are so technologically advanced today .
  • The Big Bang Theory (BBT) | Hare Krishna Community 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC krishna.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Howard: Oh, then you're probably OK. ( Leonard hits his head under the table at the restaurant ) Penny: Are you OK ?

.I need to practice mixing drinks.^ I need to practice mixing drinks.
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.Sheldon: Fine, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.^ Sheldon : Fine, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre .
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^ Sheldon : A Cuba Libre generally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
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^ Penny : Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be kinda slutty.
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Penny: That's, um, Rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes.
Penny: So, Coke.
Sheldon: Yes. .And would you make it Diet?^ And would you make it Diet?
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^ Sheldon : In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.
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^ What makes you believe you need even ask for forgiveness for being exactly what He both made of you and knew what you would come to be?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Penny: There's a can in the fridge.^ Penny : There's a can in the fridge.
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.Sheldon: A Cuba Libre generally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.^ Sheldon : A Cuba Libre generally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
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^ Sheldon : Fine, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre .
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.Penny: Then swim to Cuba.^ Penny : Then swim to Cuba .
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.Sheldon: Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.^ Sheldon : Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.
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^ Sheldon : People aren't suppose to be in my bedroom.
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^ Penny's reaction when Sheldon explained Schroedinger's Cat to her, or Raj's comment when all four guys dressed as the Flash for a costume party, or Penny practicing her bartending skills with the guys...
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary": You should be nicer to Hwil Hweaton 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


[Sheldon is singing "L'Chaim" at Penny's bar]
.Leonard: I don't believe it.^ [Sheldon is singing " L'Chaim " at Penny's bar] Leonard : I don't believe it.
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^ Leonard : Believe me, Howard, any girl who would be willing to play that you don't want to see naked.
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^ Leonard : What am I supposed to do, pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny?
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What's got into him?
.Penny: Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be kinda slutty.^ Penny : Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be kinda slutty.
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^ Sheldon : Fine, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre .
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^ Penny hangs out with them because they are nice, decent, caring individuals who's company she enjoys.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: (smiling) You didn't.^ Leonard : (smiling) You didn't.
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^ Penny : Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello .
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.Penny: Hey, you do your little experiments, I do mine.^ Sorry if you thought it would, hey you can keep on trying but your monkey will probably get mad and start flinging poop at you.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Sometimes, if we just need a little bit of, you know, little incidental dialogue about, you know, honey, how was your day at work?
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Gorilla Experiment": I am so smart! S-M-R-T! 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: General]

^ In physics, you cannot reject a theoretical or experimental result because you judge it "absurd" on the basis of your philosophy or experience.

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization [1.09]

.Leonard: Are there any other honors that I've gotten that I don't know about?^ Leonard : Are there any other honors that I've gotten that I don't know about?
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^ Leonard has an irrational crush on his attractive next-door neighbor, Penny (the third major character), who has normal intelligence and knows next to nothing about science .
  • The Big Bang Theory - Television Tropes & Idioms 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

^ You clearly don't know what you are talking about, Rowles.
  • The Big Bang Theory Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it?^ Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ COSMIC SEARCH: How did you come up with the name "black hole"?
  • The Big Bang Theory and the Cosmic Crunch in the Noble Quran. 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.answering-christianity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ At least the elf is more amusing than most of the idiots you see making up "my god did this, my god did that" nonsense.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel Prize is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets.^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon and Penny for the win, please.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Raj: The only thing missing from that slam was your mama!^ Raj : The only thing missing from that slam was your mama!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Although your post was only 6 pages long, I'm sure you could fill volumes saying exactly the same thing.

.Howard: Hey Leonard, yo mama's research methodology's so flawed...^ Howard : Hey Leonard, yo mama 's research methodology's so flawed...
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Leonard: Shut up Howard!^ Howard : Shut up.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : Shut up Howard!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Howard and Leonard made a pact to set the other person up.
  • The Big Bang Theory - AT&T Entertainment 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC entertainment.att.net [Source type: General]

Sheldon, we have to do this.
.Sheldon: No we don't.^ Sheldon : No we don't.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying.^ We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We have done enough to start and accelerate the destruction of our planet, why keep taking the risk that we may see Armageddon before the next century is upon us!
  • Big bang sparks big reaction - Cosmic Log - msnbc.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: Original source]

Everything else is optional.

.Penny: So, you know, isn't there maybe some way you and Sheldon could compromise on this whole presentation thing?^ Penny : So, you know, isn't there maybe some way you and Sheldon could compromise on this whole presentation thing?
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Or, you know, it could just be god?
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: No. Scientists do not compromise. .Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions.^ Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Our minds our the best tool but when you put a restriction on your perspective dont be amazed if your perspective comes out restricted.

^ In fact, the odds of us—i.e., our universe, our planet, our senses, our minds, our thoughts—be- ing fake are greater than the odds of us being real.
  • May 15, 1953: Cookin’ Up Some Primordial Soup | This Day In Tech | Wired.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.wired.com [Source type: Original source]

.Not to mention Sheldon is bat-crap crazy.^ Not to mention Sheldon is bat-crap crazy.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Loobenfeld Decay [1.10]

.Sheldon: I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.^ Sheldon : I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon : I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the ruse.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I completely agree with your assessment that Sheldon needs the right woman to draw him out; Penny is most definitely that woman.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: What was I supposed to say?^ Leonard : What was I supposed to say?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: You could have told her the truth.^ And to all you guys who just can't seem to get it in the comments, let me tell you: Dr. Sheldon Cooper could have quite a harem if he wanted.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ I assure you that you are not the only one who sees the potential for where Sheldon/Penny could/will go.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: That would have hurt her feelings.^ I would be able to better stomach the Leonard/Penny relationship if, first, we were given a reason that they're actually together and how she developed feelings for him in the first place.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Sheldon: Is that a relevant factor?^ Sheldon : Is that a relevant factor?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: Yes.
.Sheldon: Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.^ I do agree that Sheldon can grate on you after awhile.
  • The Big Bang Theory Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sheldon : Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : You could have told her the truth.
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.Leonard: And what would I have said afterwards?^ Leonard : And what would I have said afterwards?
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.Sheldon: I would suggest something to the effect of: singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you, and if you disagree I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look for a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain.^ Sheldon : I would suggest something to the effect of: singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you, and if you disagree I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look for a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain.
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sorry if you thought it would, hey you can keep on trying but your monkey will probably get mad and start flinging poop at you.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ An experimentalist who has not yet looked in the box would have the treat the cat as a superposition of an alive and dead cat.

Leonard: I couldn't say that. .I would have to say, "you were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again."^ Ridiculous, you would say.

^ Why would you say that?
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I would have to say, "you were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again."
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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Sheldon: Why?
.Leonard: That's the social protocol.^ Leonard : That's the social protocol.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.^ It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know does girls who kind of look scary with no expression but when they smile its really pretty.""
  • Crunchyroll - Big Bang's Group Info 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.crunchyroll.com [Source type: General]

^ You're the one who has problems with reality.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sheldon: I was not aware of that.
.Leonard: Now you are.^ Leonard : Now you are.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : You mean kiss you now?
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^ Leonard : You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy, fun-time Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Sheldon: Oh. All right. Leonard?
Leonard: Yes?
.Sheldon: When we played chess earlier, you were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.^ Will you keep Sheldon waiting?

^ Sheldon : When we played chess earlier, you were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess.
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.Sheldon: I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the ruse.^ Sheldon : I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the ruse.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If God did create our universe through the big-bang then I see no reason for squabbling between scientists and religious people.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ At this point, I remember that many physicists (myself included) were rubbing our eyes, not believing what we were seeing.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Leonard: How?
.Sheldon: Simple: If she were to log onto www.socalphysicsgroup.org/activities/other, click on "Upcoming Events", scroll down to "Seminars", download the PDF schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, well then, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.^ Sheldon : Simple: If she were to log onto www.socalphysicsgroup.org/activities/other, click on "Upcoming Events", scroll down to "Seminars", download the PDF schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, well then, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ By participating in our Site activities, you certify that you meet the age and other eligibility requirements for this Site as set forth in our Terms of Use Agreement .
  • Big Bang Theory | SPIKE 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • the big bang theory | SPIKE 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

The Pancake Batter Anomaly [1.11]

Sheldon: Checkmate.
Leonard: Argh, again?
.Sheldon: Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess.^ You are obviously well informed here.

^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
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^ You're making Sheldon cry!"
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be your speed.^ Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be your speed.
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.Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English.^ Sheldon : Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, "Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?"^ When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, "Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?"
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Penny: What does that mean?^ Penny : What does that mean?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?"^ Sheldon : Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?"
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Would you like to come?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And would you agree that the primary way we would evaluate either the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction during the good night kiss?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Jerusalem Duality [1.12]

.Sheldon: 15 years old—Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work.^ Sheldon : 15 years old—Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college; and before that, I was in the fifth grade.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I am sometimes asked that age-old question to kick off discussion during a grueling 15-city tour lecturing about my book, Hyperspace.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Today I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to—you know—that other guy.^ Today I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to—you know—that other guy.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Nathan Epler, Ph.D., principal hydrogeologist: "I know I am being oversensitive, and I am not an atheist, but why couldn’t you leave God out of your article?
  • Big bang sparks big reaction - Cosmic Log - msnbc.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ (Come to think of it, this *is* my full-time job, although you should know that I do other stuff around here as well.
  • Big bang sparks big reaction - Cosmic Log - msnbc.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Howard: Antonio Salieri.^ Howard : Antonio Salieri .
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Sheldon: Oh, God, now even you're smarter than me.^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ You're making Sheldon cry!"
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon : Oh, God, now even you're smarter than me.
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.Sheldon: Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream.^ Sheldon : Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [After Sheldon has described who/what he thinks Leonard is talking to/about due to Leonard's behavior while on the phone] Sheldon : Yes, I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ For those who are religious / spiritual , I think Albert Einstein expresses the enlightened view of God .
  • Bill Mitchell: The Big Bang Theory Under Fire. Excellent Essayon Problems of the Big Bang Theory of Cosmology 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.spaceandmotion.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Eric Lerner: The Big Bang Never Happened. Important Cosmology Quotes on Problems of the Big Bang Theory 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.spaceandmotion.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Hello Oompa-Loompas of science.^ Hello Oompa-Loompas of science.
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The Bat Jar Conjecture [1.13]

.Sheldon: At this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team, and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
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^ Sheldon : My point.
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^ Sheldon : At this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team, and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: Well, thanks for the heads up.
.Sheldon: Oh, one more thing...^ It is great that you have the answers to everything but some people like the one that enjoy reading this blog might prefer things to be a bit more complex.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ As to Penny -- she was as good as/better than Sheldon at Halo, and she did get addicted to on-line gaming -- the more she became one of the guys, the funnier the show.
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary": You should be nicer to Hwil Hweaton 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sheldon : Oh, well there was this one girl who had a PhD in French Literature.
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It's on, bitch.

.Leslie: Hello, Sheldon.^ Leslie : Hello, Sheldon.
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.Sheldon: [looks terrified] Leslie Winkle!^ Sheldon : [looks terrified] Leslie Winkle!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ All Psychology Is Freudian : Leslie Winkle (not to mention Howard and Sheldon) are convinced Penny's addiction to Age of Conan is a result of sexual frustration.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Television Tropes & Idioms 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC tvtropes.org [Source type: General]

.Leslie: Yeah, Leslie Winkle!^ Leslie : Yeah, Leslie Winkle!
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The answer to the question, "Who made Sheldon Cooper cry like a little girl?".
Sheldon: Yes! .Well, I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
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^ Well, I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.
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^ Leonard : If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken .
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.Leslie: [sarcastically] Ooooh...ouch.^ Leslie : [sarcastically] Ooooh...ouch.
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The Nerdvana Annihilation/The Nerdmabelia Scattering [1.14]

.Leonard: [about the time machine] The lights flash, and the dish spins.^ Leonard : [about the time machine] The lights flash, and the dish spins.
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^ If it were direct current, the time for the electrons themselves to travel from the power company to your light would take about a year.

^ This effect, called “time dilation” is sufficiently familiar that the writers used it in joke by Leonard about a double-date that couldn’t end soon enough: “Approaching the speed of light doesn’t slow down time.

.You wanna try it?^ You wanna try it?
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.Penny: No, I don't wanna try it!^ Penny : No, I don't wanna try it!
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^ One of his favorite songs is 'Frankie J - Don't Wanna Try'.
  • Crunchyroll - Big Bang's Group Info 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.crunchyroll.com [Source type: General]

.My God, you are grown men!^ To get nearer and nearer to God you have to get further and further away from “I,” “my,” “me” and “mine.” You have not to renounce anything but your own false self.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Originally Posted by Rob Oh my god, you have just undone science as we know it.
  • Flaw in the Big Bang Theory - Page 3 - The Explosm Fora 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ At least the elf is more amusing than most of the idiots you see making up "my god did this, my god did that" nonsense.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

.How could you waste your lives with these stupid toys and costumes, and comic books, and-and...^ How much are you charging for your book???

^ I mean you got all the answers why waste our time being curious when gandalf239 already has the answer book to the universe.
  • May 15, 1953: Cookin’ Up Some Primordial Soup | This Day In Tech | Wired.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.wired.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Look into your rationale, these people who created the concept of religion were only a few steps above cavemen so how could their outrageous claims hold any water?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

now that-that...
.Sheldon: Again—time machine.^ Sheldon perfects time machine that causes baby to age six years, so that he may be portrayed by that cute kid from The Blind Side.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Penny: Oh, please, that's not a time machine.^ Penny : Oh, please, that's not a time machine.
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.If anything, it looks like something Elton John would drive through the Everglades.^ If anything, it looks like something Elton John would drive through the Everglades.
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^ In some instances only a point of light was seen, similar to what a star would look like.

^ The "inflationary" stage of the universe, right after the Big Bang, looked odd to me until it occurred to me to wonder what the inside of a black hole would look like.

.Sheldon: It only moves in time.^ Time moves in only one direction, from past to future, and cannot be reversed.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

.It would be less than worthless in a swamp.^ It would be less than worthless in a swamp.
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^ Smearing of a black body spectrum from the decoupling would also result if the shape of the BB universe were less than perfectly spherical during that period.
  • ~@Com~|~~BIG BANG THEORY UNDER FIRE~~ 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.nowscape.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Penny: Pathetic! ALL of you, COMPLETELY pathetic!

.Penny: [to Leonard] Look, you are a great guy, and it is the things you love that make you who you are.^ Penny is hot and Leonard is a nice guy who will do anything for her.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ Penny : [to Leonard] Look, you are a great guy, and it is the things you love that make you who you are.
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^ Leonard : What did Penny mean, "you'd make a cute couple"?
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.Howard: I guess that makes me large breasts.^ Howard : I guess that makes me large breasts.
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The Shiksa Indeterminacy/The Porkchop Indeterminacy [1.15]

.Leonard: So, how do you two know each other?^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
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^ Bernadette : I know how you feel.
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^ Leonard : So, how do you two know each other?
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Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
Leonard: Excuse me?
.Sheldon: She's my twin sister.^ P.S. My sister is a Sheldon, so maybe that's why the character is so hilarious to me.
  • The Big Bang Theory Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (My friend was not very happy during Season One when Sheldon took great offense at his sister calling him a rocket scientist.

.She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.^ She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.
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^ If you never do you've simply abdicated the responsibility to think.
  • Flaw in the Big Bang Theory - The Explosm Fora 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Missy: That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.^ Missy : That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.
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^ Sheldon : How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?
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^ Eliminating science from your existence phenomenon because you feel it will make no difference or valid prediction in this existence phenomenon's explanation is a giant crock of dumb.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?^ This is not to say that one person in reflection of their choice should not be able to say "it would make sense for my fighter to win based on these and these reasons," but to have that person say "I believe that person will win because of these and these reasons" is unecessary.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ How, EXACTLY, did you 'determine' that this happened on more than one > occassion ?
  • The Big-Bang Theory is flawed. - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ How, EXACTLY, did you 'determine' that this happened on more than one occassion ?
  • The Big-Bang Theory is flawed. - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

A 'humormometer'?

.Raj: Missy, do you enjoy pajamas?^ Raj : Missy, do you enjoy pajamas?
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Missy: I guess.
.Raj: We Indians invented them.^ Raj : We Indians invented them.
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.You're welcome.^ Penny : You're welcome.
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^ You're welcome.
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.Howard: Yeah, well, my people invented circumcision.^ Howard : Yeah, well, my people invented circumcision.
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.You're welcome.^ Penny : You're welcome.
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^ You're welcome.
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.Penny: Missy I'm going to go get my nails done.^ Penny : Missy I'm going to go get my nails done.
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^ Penny : Oh, my God, would you let this go?!
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.Would you like to come?^ Would you like to come?
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^ You ask the usual questions like where did the matter & energy come from?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Moving on, I would like to respond to what you said, however, whether you were directing at me or not.
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.Missy: God yes.^ Missy : God yes.
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Thanks.
.Penny: You're welcome.^ Penny : You're welcome.
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^ You're welcome.
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The Peanut Reaction [1.16]

.Leonard: My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.^ Leonard : My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
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^ One example of poor design: In human females, the birth canal passes through the pelvis.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Something I had never considered is that being from a world that is one dimension larger allows you to peer inside everything in a world one dimension smaller.

Penny: That's so silly.
.Sheldon: It's actually based on very sound theories; his mother published a paper on it.^ Unless its actual properties are very dissimilar from what it is showing now, we may have to shelve the Oscillating Universe Theory .
  • Big Bang | Universe Today 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "The simplest version of the inflationary theory, an extension of the Big Bang theory, predicts that the density of the universe is very close to the critical density, and that the geometry of the universe is flat, like a sheet of paper .
  • The Big Bang Theory and the Cosmic Crunch in the Noble Quran. 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.answering-christianity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In 1968 and 1970, they published papers in which they extended Einstein's Theory of General Relativity to include measurements of time and space.

.Penny: What was it called, I Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake?^ Penny : What was it called, I Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake ?
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^ I guess my main question now is why are people actualy trying to "win" the game that we call life?

^ And Jon, to answer your question as to why so many of us are against Leonard and Penny, it's simple really (and I touched on it briefly in my last comment): chemistry.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

Sheldon: It was obviously very effective. Leonard grew up to become an experimental physicist. Perhaps if she also denied him Christmas, he'd be a little better at it.
Leonard: Thank you.
.Howard: Well, I love birthdays: waking up to mom's special French Toast breakfast, wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends...^ My goodness I love comedy, its is truly special, laughter is the greatest gift of all because at the end of the day, if u can experience the joy of laughter, then all your hard work (regardless of results) will be worth the effort.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, I know, you're all about that ever-popular "I've been taught to hate the sin, not the sinner, and been brought up to love everyone, enemy or friend."
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Or can we wake up one morning finding ourselves in a world where our loved ones never heard of us?
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Penny: Yeah! See? That's what kids should have!
.Howard: Actually, that was last year...^ Howard : Actually, that was last year...
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.Penny: [on phone] How about this: you keep him there a little longer, and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy.^ Penny : [on phone] How about this: you keep him there a little longer, and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy.
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^ And I'm sure at some point we'll find out how Penny to live by herself.
  • What's Alan Watching?: Big Bang Theory, "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary": You should be nicer to Hwil Hweaton 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You'll have to watch to find out.
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.Howard: [long pause] Don't toy with me, woman.^ Howard : [long pause] Don't toy with me, woman.
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.Penny: I've got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around, and an alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.^ To Leonard Penny is the unattainable hot girl.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ The show is about two theoretical physicists, Leonard and Sheldon, who have an attractive girl, Penny, move across the hall from them.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Associated Content - Topic 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC www.associatedcontent.com [Source type: General]

^ I care two hoots for the records maintained by duffers like you.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

Howard: Thy will be done. .[Hangs up, takes out granola bar with peanuts, to which he is allergic, and looks to his crotch] I'm doing this for you, little buddy.^ [Hangs up, takes out granola bar with peanuts, to which he is allergic, and looks to his crotch] I'm doing this for you, little buddy.
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^ They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight their bosom jumps out and say "Howdy."
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^ In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to cow!
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The Tangerine Factor [1.17]

.Leonard [while Howard is teaching Sheldon Mandarin] Why are you learning Chinese?^ If God is all-powerful as you teach, why did it take Him six days to create the earth?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Better than Leonard and Sheldon, better than Leonard and Penny, better than Howard and Raj.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ Leonard will get Howard's girl the microbiologist and Sheldon will get Penny.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off Orange Chicken as Tangerine Chicken, and I intend to confront them.^ Sheldon : I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off Orange Chicken as Tangerine Chicken, and I intend to confront them.
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^ Like I said before, there is a big difference between "believing" and "knowing", and it is popular to pass off belief as if it were knowledge.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken .
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.Leonard: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.^ RE: Beefs about Leonard/Penny .
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ The thing that really got me into it more than anything else was this concern about what happens to a cloud of matter when it collapses.
  • The Big Bang Theory and the Cosmic Crunch in the Noble Quran. 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.answering-christianity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're worried about health care reform after reading this forum?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

[Penny comes in with an iPod in her hand.]
.Penny: I need to use your window.^ Penny : I need to use your window.
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^ Penny : I need your help.
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^ I completely agree with your assessment that Sheldon needs the right woman to draw him out; Penny is most definitely that woman.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: Oh yeah, sure.^ Leonard : Oh yeah, sure.
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^ Leonard : Oh yeah.
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Go ahead.
.Penny: [opening the window and throwing the iPod out of it] Hey, jerkface!^ Penny : [opening the window and throwing the iPod out of it] Hey, jerkface!
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.You forgot your iPod!^ You forgot your iPod!
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^ Of course, like, you forgot to mention all that is just your ~OPINION~ man...
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Leonard: [as Penny closes the window and starts to leave] What's going on?^ Leonard : [as Penny closes the window and starts to leave] What's going on?
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^ Sheldon attempts to help Penny understand Leonard's work, and Wolowitz becomes jealous when Leonard starts hanging out with his new girlfriend.
  • Big Bang Theory 3×7: The Guitarist Amplification | Dude Videos! 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC videos.repph.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
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^ Raj must find a new job or be sent back to India, but Sheldon has a solution, which leaves Leonard and Penny dealing with Howard as third wheel.
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.Penny: Oh, I'll tell you what's going on: that stupid, self-centered bastard [her ex-boyfriend] wrote about our sex life in his blog!^ Penny : Oh, I'll tell you what's going on: that stupid, self-centered bastard [her ex-boyfriend] wrote about our sex life in his blog!
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^ Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard!
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^ I'll tell you what happened.
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.[going back to the window and reopening it] Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard!^ Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard!
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^ Is it possible that when you die that you will go back into that state of not remembering anything?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Penny : Oh, I'll tell you what's going on: that stupid, self-centered bastard [her ex-boyfriend] wrote about our sex life in his blog!
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[closing the window] Thank you. [leaves]
.Sheldon: [after a short pause, wanting to go back to the Mandarin lessons] Okay, where were we?^ Sheldon : [after a short pause, wanting to go back to the Mandarin lessons] Okay, where were we?
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^ George Bush wants to go back to the moon, but we've been there, done that.
  • Big bang sparks big reaction - Cosmic Log - msnbc.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ But, it's okay...you can go on ..believing Pluto is a planet...I don't > want to 'change your past'.
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.Howard: [going to the computer] Not now.^ Howard : [going to the computer] Not now.
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I have a blog to find.

[While Sheldon is listening to a tape, Penny comes from behind and touches his shoulder, which scares him.]
.Penny: Sorry, Sheldon.^ Penny : Sorry, Sheldon.
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Do you have a second?
Sheldon: A second what? Pair of underwear?

Season 2

The Bad Fish Paradigm [2.01]

.Penny: Has Leonard ever dated any regular girls?^ Leonard and Penny have been dating for a short time.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ To Leonard Penny is the unattainable hot girl.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ Penny : Has Leonard ever dated any regular girls?
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.Sheldon: Well, I assume that you're not talking about digestive regularity, because I've learned that such inquiries are inappropriate.^ QUOTE What force are you talking about?

^ What force are you talking about?

^ Sheldon : What are you talking about?
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.Penny: No, I mean has he ever dated someone who wasn't a brainiac?^ Penny : No, I mean has he ever dated someone who wasn't a brainiac?
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.Sheldon: Oh, well there was this one girl who had a PhD in French Literature.^ Sheldon : Oh, well there was this one girl who had a PhD in French Literature.
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^ Well, there was the one who was sometimes a free man in Paris.
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^ Sheldon : Well, for one thing, she was French.
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.Penny: How is that not a brainiac?^ Penny : How is that not a brainiac?
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.Sheldon: Well, for one thing, she was French.^ Sheldon : Well, for one thing, she was French.
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^ Sheldon : I don't know, I was on the Pasadena Freeway, missed my exit, flew off the overpass and...one thing led to another.
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^ Sheldon : Oh, well there was this one girl who had a PhD in French Literature.
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For another, it was literature.

.Leonard: What do you mean, you're moving out?^ You are currently viewing the forum as a guest, which means you are missing out on discussing matters that are of interest to you.
  • Concise description of the Big Bang Theory (or ΛCDM models), possible? or not? - JREF Forum 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forums.randi.org [Source type: General]

^ (Which means we need people like you to weed each other out.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ OK? you're out of your depth Reply Reply to author Forward .
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Why?
.Sheldon: There doesn't have to be a reason.^ Sheldon : There doesn't have to be a reason.
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Leonard: Yeah, there kinda does.
Sheldon: Not necessarily. .This is a classic example of Münchhausen's Trilemma.^ This is a classic example of Münchhausen's Trilemma .
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Either the reason is predicated on a series of sub-reasons leading to an infinite regression, or it tracks back to arbitrary axiomatic statements, or it's ultimately circular, i.e. I'm moving out because I'm moving out.
.Leonard: I'm still confused.^ Leonard : I'm still confused.
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.Sheldon: Leonard, I don't see how I could have made it any simpler.^ Sheldon : Leonard, I don't see how I could have made it any simpler.
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^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
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^ Leonard's mother : Oh, I don't see where he could have gotten that.
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The Codpiece Topology [2.02]

.Howard: Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy.^ Howard : Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy.
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They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight their bosom jumps out and say "Howdy."
.Sheldon: Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century.^ Sheldon : Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century.
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.If anything, they would have said "huzzah!"^ If anything, they would have said "huzzah!"
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^ I agree with what you said about religion and its believers though it sounds a little harsh, as they would be the butt of a giant joke of ignorance.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ He has never said anything that would make me nervous about the LHC. From day one he has tried to make me and others understand it’s safe and no need to panic.
  • Big bang sparks big reaction - Cosmic Log - msnbc.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Howard: I don't care what the bosoms say, Sheldon.^ Howard : I don't care what the bosoms say, Sheldon.
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^ Sheldon : I said I could follow it, I didn't say I cared.
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I just want to be in the conversation.

.Sheldon: Leonard is upstairs right now with my archenemy.^ Sheldon : No, this is my home now.
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^ Sheldon : Leonard is upstairs right now with my archenemy.
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^ I can see it happenning, but right now I am firmly in the Sheldon-is-asexual camp, and I don't see any reason to mess with that.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Penny: Your archenemy?^ Penny : Your archenemy?
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Sheldon: Yes: the Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic, the Dr. Octopus to my Spiderman, the Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel...
Penny: OK, I get it, I get it...
.Sheldon: You know, it's amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees.^ So how do you know it is true then?

^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
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^ So tell, HOW do YOU know this is so?

.Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.^ Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.
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The Barbarian Sublimation [2.03]

[Penny sneaks into Sheldon's room while he is asleep]
.Penny: [whispering] Sheldon!^ [Penny sneaks into Sheldon's room while he is asleep] Penny : [whispering] Sheldon!
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^ [She walks up to his bed] Penny : [whispering] Sheldon.
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[She walks up to his bed]
.Penny: [whispering] Sheldon.^ [Penny sneaks into Sheldon's room while he is asleep] Penny : [whispering] Sheldon!
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^ [She walks up to his bed] Penny : [whispering] Sheldon.
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.Sheldon: [Jerking awake] Danger!^ Sheldon : [Jerking awake] Danger!
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Danger!
Penny: Sheldon, it's me.
.Sheldon: You're in my bedroom.^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
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^ You're making Sheldon cry!"
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^ Sheldon : Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess.
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.Penny: I need your help.^ Penny : I need to use your window.
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^ Penny : I need your help.
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^ Sheldon : I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics chatroom and I need your help.
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.Sheldon: People aren't suppose to be in my bedroom.^ Sheldon : Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.
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^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
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^ Sheldon : People aren't suppose to be in my bedroom.
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.Penny: Well, can we talk in the living room?^ Penny : Well, can we talk in the living room?
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.Sheldon: I'm not wearing any pajama bottoms.^ Sheldon : I'm not wearing any pajama bottoms.
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Penny: Why?
.Sheldon: I spilled grape juice.^ Sheldon : I spilled grape juice.
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.Penny: Well, can't you put on other pajamas?^ Penny : Well yeah sure, when you put it that way.
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^ Penny : Well, can't you put on other pajamas?
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^ Sheldon : I can't put on other pajamas, these are my Monday pajamas!
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.Sheldon: I can't put on other pajamas, these are my Monday pajamas!^ Sheldon : I can't put on other pajamas, these are my Monday pajamas!
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^ Penny : Well, can't you put on other pajamas?
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^ [Sheldon looks thrilled] Leonard's mother : I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.
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.Penny, people really aren't supposed to be in my bedroom!^ Sheldon : People aren't suppose to be in my bedroom.
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^ Penny, people really aren't supposed to be in my bedroom!
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^ And Jon, to answer your question as to why so many of us are against Leonard and Penny, it's simple really (and I touched on it briefly in my last comment): chemistry.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]


.Sheldon: Leonard, you have to do something about Penny.^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
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^ It's all about the Penny and Sheldon.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ Sheldon : What are you talking about?
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.She's interfering with my sleep, she's interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I'm sure she'd be interfering with that, too.^ She's interfering with my sleep, she's interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I'm sure she'd be interfering with that, too.
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^ In the mean time, I'm enjoying my heaven in reality, now, while I know for sure that I'm experiencing life.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Leonard: Why should I do something?^ Leonard : Why should I do something?
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^ Ever since EW highlighted a quote from the show that was something along the lines of "I tried watching the new Doctor Who but it was more like Doctor Why Should I Care?"
  • The Big Bang Theory Review | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.pajiba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.^ You're the one who has problems with reality.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ If you're going to attempt to be a devout Christian, one that screams his God's authority and will from that soapbox, you cannot allow a doubt in your scriptures.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: Yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in.^ You're the one who has problems with reality.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Enough said, since worrying about whether the universe will expand or contract is like flees arguing over who owns the dog they're on.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you're going to attempt to be a devout Christian, one that screams his God's authority and will from that soapbox, you cannot allow a doubt in your scriptures.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.If you'd simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.^ If you'd simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ You would have to wait longer than the lifetime of the universe for such a cosmic event to happen.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You might argue, "Well fine then, are you stating yourself you're perfect therefore would not apply to the punishment of sin?"
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Leonard: Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?^ Penny : Leonard, I don't know what to tell you; it was just a hug.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : You have a TV in your room, why don't you just have breakfast in bed?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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Sheldon: I did! .I told her, I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic Twitter, I even changed my Facebook status to "Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone"! I don't know what else to do!^ We don't know, so let's find out.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ This is my favorite Penny/Sheldon moment.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ I told her, I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic Twitter , I even changed my Facebook status to "Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone"!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Leonard: Well, what am I supposed to to?^ Leonard : Well, what am I supposed to to?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Sheldon: I don't know, but if you don't figure something out, I warn you, I shall become very difficult to live with!^ We don't know, so let's find out.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
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.Leonard: You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy, fun-time Sheldon?^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : Now you are.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard : You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy, fun-time Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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Sheldon: Yes.
.Leonard: I'll go talk to her!^ Leonard : I'll go talk to her!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ [After Sheldon has described who/what he thinks Leonard is talking to/about due to Leonard's behavior while on the phone] Sheldon : Yes, I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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The Griffin Equivalency [2.04]

.Gablehauser: Hello, boys.^ Gablehauser : Hello, boys.
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Raj: Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Dr. Koothrappali.
Leonard: Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Dr. Hofstadter.
Sheldon: Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper.
Howard: Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Mr. Wolowitz

.Gablehauser: A pile of money, taller than...^ Gablehauser : A pile of money, taller than...
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well taller than you [pats Howard on the head]
Howard: I have a Master's Degree
.Gablehauser: Who doesn't?^ Howard on the head] Howard : I have a Master's Degree Gablehauser : Who doesn't?
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The Euclid Alternative [2.05]

.Sheldon: I bought these Star Wars sheets but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep.^ Sheldon : I bought these Star Wars sheets but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ These objects could not be stars because they were too far away, well beyond any of the galaxies that were known.

^ Can it be that they were so desperate at their signal failure to deliver the goods with "cold dark matter" that they finally decided to do an about-turn on the neutrino?
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

.I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.^ I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.
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[Sheldon is trying Howard's driving simulator-with disastrous results]
.Leonard: How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?^ [Sheldon is trying Howard's driving simulator-with disastrous results] Leonard : How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ How, EXACTLY, did you 'determine' that this happened on more than one > occassion ?
  • The Big-Bang Theory is flawed. - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And if the Big Bang did not happen how will you ever appologise to the Pope for getting him to endorse the theory!

.Sheldon: I don't know, I was on the Pasadena Freeway, missed my exit, flew off the overpass and...one thing led to another.^ One thing we do know about all this; is that we don't know.

^ Sheldon : I don't know, I was on the Pasadena Freeway, missed my exit, flew off the overpass and...one thing led to another.
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^ Sheldon : Well, for one thing, she was French.
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[Screeching tires are heard from the simulator, followed by a crash and barking and meowing]
.Leonard: Awwwwww, the pet store?^ [Screeching tires are heard from the simulator, followed by a crash and barking and meowing] Leonard : Awwwwww, the pet store?
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.Sheldon: Remind me to compliment Howard on the simulator.^ Sheldon : Remind me to compliment Howard on the simulator.
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^ [Sheldon is trying Howard's driving simulator-with disastrous results] Leonard : How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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It's remarkably detailed.

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem [2.06]

.Sheldon: Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student.^ Sheldon : Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ So my message to those believers out there would be, open your minds as well.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Its hard for me to wrap my mind around reality with the perspective of being on the inside looking out.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Of course, I was 14, and I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to despite my 9 o'clock bedtime.^ Of course, I was 14, and I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to despite my 9 o'clock bedtime.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ I expect I know more than you.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ QUOTE (Harry Costas+Sep 3 2008, 04:07 PM) If being right is more important than understanding, than you will think the way you think.

.Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier-mâché volcanoes with baking soda lava.^ Where is the creator now if there ever was one?
  • Does the Big Bang Prove God? 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.halozone.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There is no one without You!
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ (You may take that – and I hope you will – as a challenge.

.Leonard: Oh, good God.^ Leonard : Oh, good God.
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^ [Penny and Alicia are fighting and rolling around on the floor] Howard : OH MY GOD! GIRL FIGHT! [restrains Leonard] Leonard : What are you doing??!
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.Sheldon: In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.^ You guys cannot make up you mind...you say some is proven wrong, ...then years > later you say you were wrong, it turns out to be right...then years later..it's proven wrong > again...then years later...
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If they ever went there with Sheldon and Penny it would have to make sense and be believable.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ I understand you're a philosopher, but to do physics you need...some physics.

Any questions? .[No one in the classroom says anything] Of course not.^ [No one in the classroom says anything] Of course not.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Barring any such evidence, I'd say that no ONE can create anything from nothing.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ No I dont I can guess one way or the other but that guess is as good as an alien on a planet 100billion light years away saying I guess there are/arnt any magpies in this world.

.I weep for the future of science.^ I weep for the future of science.
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.Now if you excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out.^ Now you know why Raj crosses out 131 and changes it to 23.

.Leonard: [referring to his earlier failed experiment] That laser's starting to look pretty good now, huh?^ Now start your experiments and observations.
  • Poll: The Big bang theory, Do you think its true? 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.escapistmagazine.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : [referring to his earlier failed experiment] That laser's starting to look pretty good now, huh?
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^ It fails to reference the work that it refers to, thereby preventing anybody from verifying it, and looking at the rebuttals.


.Penny: I know this is none of my business, but I just...^ Penny : I know this is none of my business, but I just...
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^ More importantly I dont know why I just flooded this comments page with all of my unecessary diatribe.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I know that they expect me to throw up my hands, gaze glassy-eyed into the heavens, and sigh philosophically, "We scientists just don't know.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.I have to ask — what's Sheldon's deal?^ I have to ask — what's Sheldon's deal?
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: What do you mean, "deal"?
.Penny: You know, like, what's his deal?^ Penny : You know, how 'bout we buy you this robot and we all go home.
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^ I am not perfect and sin but I know if I have a choice I will be happy and not like you bunch of hatful atheists."
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Penny : You know, like, what's his deal?
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Is it girls...? Guys...? Sock puppets...?
.Leonard: Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.^ Leonard : Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.
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.Penny: Come on, everybody has a deal.^ Penny : Come on, everybody has a deal.
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Howard: Not Sheldon. .Over the years we've formulated a number of theories about how he might reproduce.^ Over the years we've formulated a number of theories about how he might reproduce.
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^ And without dark energy, the theory predicts that the universe is only about 8 billion years old, which is billions of years younger than the age of many stars in our galaxy.
  • The Big Bang never happened 19 January 2010 8:48 UTC fixall.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As we consider the number of assumptions inherent in the BB theory, we should be alerted to the preposterous level of doubt we should have about the possibilities of it being anywhere near the truth.

I'm an advocate of mitosis.
Penny: I'm sorry?
.Howard: I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.^ Howard : I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.
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^ Unquestionably, the greatest problem of the century facing physicists today is the unification of these two physical frameworks into one theory.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Space/time is a composite of two ideas into one.

.Leonard: On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.^ Sheldon and Penny in a relationship on the other hand?
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ Mathematical symbols, on the other hand (not hieroglyphs as de Quincey would have it - his attitude to mathematics is rather telling) form part of the language of mathematics.
  • The Big Bang is not a Myth 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.evolutionpages.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Penny and Sheldon at this point have even less in common, but I think their fascination with each other — and what I think is an unspoken but clear affection for each other — will transcend that, at least on a short-term basis.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Penny: Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.^ Penny : Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.
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The Panty Piñata Polarization [2.07]

[the guys are playing Klingon Boggle]
Howard: I have "Chorrr",
Sheldon & Raj: Got it.
Howard: "Nekhmakh",
.Sheldon & Raj: Yep.^ Howard : "Nekhmakh", Sheldon & Raj : Yep.
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Howard: And "Kreplach".
Raj: Hold on a second, "Kreplach"?
Howard: Yeah.
.Raj: That isn't Klingon, it's Yiddish for a meat-filled dumpling!^ Raj : That isn't Klingon, it's Yiddish for a meat-filled dumpling!
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.Howard: Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.^ And much like the solutions of comedy writers, “R-parity” may well turn out to be a joke.

Leonard: Really? Define it.
.Howard: Kreplach: a hearty, Klingon, ...dumpling.^ Howard : Kreplach: a hearty, Klingon, ...dumpling.
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.Raj: Judge's ruling?^ Raj : Judge's ruling?
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.Sheldon: [makes thumbs-down] Bilurrrbe!^ Sheldon : [makes thumbs-down] Bilurrrbe!
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[Klingon for "you are wrong"]

.Raj: We now have the address of the Top Model house.^ Raj : We now have the address of the Top Model house.
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.Howard: God bless you, Google Street View—registered trademark.^ Howard : God bless you, Google Street View—registered trademark.
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^ [Penny and Alicia are fighting and rolling around on the floor] Howard : OH MY GOD! GIRL FIGHT! [restrains Leonard] Leonard : What are you doing??!
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.Leonard: Okay, for the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy.^ Leonard : What are you doing?
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^ Leonard : Okay, for the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Penny : [to Leonard] Look, you are a great guy, and it is the things you love that make you who you are.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Howard: You know what?^ Howard : You know what?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Howard : Well, you know the old saying.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Howard : [venemously] I know you!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm creepy.^ If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm creepy .
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Lizard-Spock Expansion [2.08]

.Sheldon: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie.^ Sheldon : I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Watch all tv series online for FREE .

^ And I've seen several of those guys eventually find the right person and go on to have lasting relationships.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.^ I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Sheldon: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.^ Sheldon : Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Look -- scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's very simple. .Look -- scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.^ Look -- scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Raj: (pause)...okay. I think I got it.

The White Asparagus Triangulation [2.09]

Sheldon: Leonard! [knock-knock-knock] Leonard! [knock-knock-knock] Leonard!
Leonard: What Sheldon? What Sheldon? What Sheldon?
.Sheldon: Tell me what you see here.^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : Tell me what you see here.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you would just open your eyes, you will see that there are so many things going on, here in this measurable universe – we know so little about.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?
.Sheldon: This is Stephanie's Facebook page.^ Sheldon : This is Stephanie's Facebook page.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Now where it should say "in a relationship", what does it say?^ Now where it should say "in a relationship", what does it say?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Leonard: Stephanie Barnett is single.^ Leonard : Stephanie Barnett is single.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: Furthermore, earlier this evening, she threw a digital sheep at some guy named Mike.^ Sheldon : Furthermore, earlier this evening, she threw a digital sheep at some guy named Mike.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Who's Mike? .Why does he get a digital sheep and not you?^ Why does he get a digital sheep and not you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I am not RAM. > > > > > does talk.origins win by you both taking a month off?- > > > > Why?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I am not RAM. > > > > > > > > does talk.origins win by you both taking a month off?- > > > > > > > Why?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Leonard: It's just her Facebook page! .And we've only been seeing each other a few weeks.^ And we've only been seeing each other a few weeks.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And lastly, if we fling a FlatlFlatlanders would only see circles of flesh that hover around them, constantly changing shape and merging into other circles.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sheldon: You don't see it, do you?^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : Tell me what you see here.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon : You don't think that crosses the line?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

We're losing her.
Leonard: OK, I'm going to make this very simple. You... are not in this relationship. I... am! .Ergo, you have noooo say in anything that happens between me and Stephanie.^ Did you mean to say that under the conditions mentioned that the Big Crunch "will" happen and that the universe will contract?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: I'm afraid I can't allow that.^ Sheldon : I'm afraid I can't allow that.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Pursuant to Starfleet General Order 104, Section A, you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.^ Leonard : General Order 104, Section A does not apply in this situation.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pursuant to Starfleet General Order 104, Section A, you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Generally, we do not sell, rent, lease or disclose your Personal Information to third parties, except if you consent to such disclosure or as described in this Privacy Policy.
  • Big Bang Theory | SPIKE 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • the big bang theory | SPIKE 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: General Order 104, Section A does not apply in this situation.^ Leonard : General Order 104, Section A does not apply in this situation.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Pursuant to Starfleet General Order 104, Section A, you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: Give me one good reason why not.^ Sheldon : Give me one good reason why not.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dispute andrew555555 (1) 1 point Firstly, why not believe that god created the big bang, No one gives into the bullshit of seven days, .
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

.Leonard: Because this is not Star Trek!^ Leonard : Because this is not Star Trek !
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[Sheldon is discussing Leonard's failed relationships with Penny]
.Sheldon: So what is the "down" and the "low", and don't worry, this is all entirely confidential, so you feel free to include any and all shortcomings in the bedroom.^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Sheldon is discussing Leonard's failed relationships with Penny] Sheldon : So what is the "down" and the "low", and don't worry, this is all entirely confidential, so you feel free to include any and all shortcomings in the bedroom.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : You don't think that crosses the line?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Penny: We never got to the bedroom.^ Penny : We never got to the bedroom.
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Sheldon: Because...?
.Penny: OK, all right, you know what?^ Boikat > > How is the lurker to tell which of you is right and which of you is > > wrong, if all both of you are doing is trading insults and assertions?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Syntax Error: You know, all debates between science and religion will end if people just accepted what you said.
  • Poll: The Big bang theory, Do you think its true? 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.escapistmagazine.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Someone in here said dying will reveal all the answers, hahah but u won't know the answers if you're dead, genius.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.I'll tell you what happened.^ I'll tell you what happened.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But hopefully I'll be able to come back in 10 years and tell you that we've figured it all out."
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Penny : Oh, I'll tell you what's going on: that stupid, self-centered bastard [her ex-boyfriend] wrote about our sex life in his blog!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We were young, we were very much in love, but we could only communicate through a time-traveling mailbox at my lake house.^ We were young, we were very much in love, but we could only communicate through a time-traveling mailbox at my lake house.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Whether it was god, some other universe imploding, or my girlfriend burning my soup to such an extent that the energy in the soup travelled back in time and superheated the universe so it had to explode.
  • Poll: The Big bang theory, Do you think its true? 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.escapistmagazine.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If we could travel around the periphery of the 13.7 bill "globe", looking back; would we see the beginning of time/light?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?!^ Sheldon : It's not enough that you made me watch that movie , but now you mock me with it?!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy, fun-time Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Vartabedian Conundrum [2.10]

Sheldon: Good morning, Dr. Stephanie. .I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night?^ I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When you awake from your state of asleep-dreaming into your awake dream state you know that last night's asleep-dreaming “was” only a dream.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]


Leonard: Sometimes, I just mosey on down to the third floor and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.
Sheldon: Really? I've never once been invited to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.
.Leonard: She doesn't like you.^ Leonard : She doesn't like you.
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis [2.11]

.Leonard: I have just one question for you.^ Leonard : I have just one question for you.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I guess there was just more Christs involved than Anti-Christs involved at that seminar and so you see the one came out on top .
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Going one futher though, I just do not see any substance behind Leonard/Penny's "development".
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us, you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you.^ While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us, you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ John Hey, I never said it works, I only said it's a better way to show that there's a difference between the reality-based community and its opponents.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ First, I’m glad you got something out of what I said.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Well, newsflash, Lady.^ Well, newsflash, Lady.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.David Underhill is ten times smarter than me.^ David Underhill is ten times smarter than me.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Perhaps ten times more than the latter is carried away in the form of neutrinos, emitted in a split-second flash.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

.You'd have to drive a railroad spike in his brain for me to beat him at checkers.^ You'd have to drive a railroad spike in his brain for me to beat him at checkers.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Next to him, I am like one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes.^ (This will be disappointing to those who would like to visit these higher dimensions in their lifetimes.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ OK, having been really rational about this subject, and not knowing the rate of expansion, where would one expect those galaxies to be now; and how old will the universe be under those circumstances?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Vafa says, "I hope this is the 'light at the end of the tunnel' but who knows how long the tunnel is!"
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.So my question is, what's up with that?^ So my question is, what's up with that?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Penny: [crying] Why are you yelling at me?^ Penny : [crying] Why are you yelling at me?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : Why are you crying?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: Sorry! I'm sorry sorry. Never mind. We're cool.
.Penny: Dave is not smarter than you.^ Penny : Dave is not smarter than you.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Penny : I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know...
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon : Oh, God, now even you're smarter than me.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

He's an idiot.
.Leonard: [chuckling] Really?^ Leonard : [chuckling] Really?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Why would you say that?^ Ridiculous, you would say.

^ Why would you say that?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So, brother, you are a good man, and I would never say you aren’t and I admire that you are content with your life.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

Penny: Because. .A smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.^ A smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : He tried to take nude photos of you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Go and learn something before you try challenging the results of lifetimes of work by some very smart people.

.Leonard: He tried to take nude photos of you?^ Leonard : He tried to take nude photos of you?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Leonard : Fine, I'll sit here, you take flight and hunt.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Sheldon is trying Howard's driving simulator-with disastrous results] Leonard : How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?
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.Penny: [screaming] That's what you took from that?!^ Penny : [screaming] That's what you took from that?!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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The guy is married!
.Leonard: Oh yeah.^ Leonard : Oh yeah, sure.
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^ Leonard : Oh yeah.
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I'm sorr...oh, that's terrible!

.Penny: Sorry the napkin's dirty, he wiped his mouth with it.^ Penny : Sorry the napkin's dirty, he wiped his mouth with it.
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.Sheldon: [gasps] I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!^ Sheldon : [gasps] I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Perhaps the greatest moment in the series was when Penny gave Sheldon the Leonard Nimoy napkin.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Penny: Well...yeah, I guess.^ Penny : Well yeah sure, when you put it that way.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Penny : Well...yeah, I guess.
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But look, he signed it!
.Sheldon: Do you realize what this means?!?!^ Sheldon : Do you realize what this means?!?!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Hide quoted text - > > > - Show quoted text - > > I believe because it is impossible > Do you realize that "impossible" means "is not and cannot be true?"
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If I were feeling mischievous I might start a thread asking for a definition of what we really mean by the term "universe" - but can you imagine how that would run !!??

.All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!^ All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ I need my faith and I respect your opinion but please let All the Sciences and Religion work together.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Anyhow, I’ve said all I can say at the moment because now I need to go spend time with my children.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Penny: Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.^ It's all about the Penny and Sheldon.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

^ Penny : Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ [Sheldon is discussing Leonard's failed relationships with Penny] Sheldon : So what is the "down" and the "low", and don't worry, this is all entirely confidential, so you feel free to include any and all shortcomings in the bedroom.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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The Killer Robot Instability [2.12]

.Sheldon: Your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution.^ Sheldon : Your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution.
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^ Unfortunately, our mathematics is not powerful enough to answer the question of stability because you need a "theory of everything" which combines both quantum forces and gravity.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.^ Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.
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.Raj: Oh, snap.^ Raj : Oh, snap.
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.Sheldon: Now of course if that is a result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony, I withdraw that comment.^ Sheldon : Now of course if that is a result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony, I withdraw that comment.
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Raj: What difference does it make, fat is fat!
.Sheldon: There are boundaries!^ Sheldon : There are boundaries !
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Leonard: Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. .Our engineer is incapacitated.^ Our engineer is incapacitated.
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.Barry: What's wrong with him?^ Barry : What's wrong with him?
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.Raj: He's depressed, because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.^ Raj : He's depressed, because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Barry: We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls.^ Barry : We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.That's why we fight wobots.^ That's why we fight wobots.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.If you're not there, you'll be subject to widicule.^ If you're not there, you'll be subject to widicule.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ So saying you don't believe in it is saying that you don't believe there's a tree behind you - if you turn around you'll see it.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I'll repeat the point I intended: if you can argue using facts, there > > is no need for mockery, and the use of mockery only detracts from the > > force of your argument.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Raj: [addressing Barry's speech impediment] I'm just curious, what part of America is that accent from?^ Raj : [addressing Barry's speech impediment] I'm just curious, what part of America is that accent from?
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The Friendship Algorithm [2.13]

.Raj: Gentlemen, I put it to you: the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.^ Raj : Gentlemen, I put it to you: the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Other than that you insult, and it matters not if you wish to claim you were provoked or not, attacking with insults is neither godly or righteous.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ For the scientists out there, you know better than I that the Universe is extremely mysterious and there are many theories that I have yet to be able to rap my head around.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Sheldon: First off, that's axiomatically wrong, because the best pudding is chocolate.^ Sheldon : First off, that's axiomatically wrong, because the best pudding is chocolate.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Penny: What about Howard and Raj, how did he [Sheldon] become friends with them?^ Howard : Hey, how about that.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Howard : So, how did it go with Leslie?
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^ It's all about the Penny and Sheldon.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Leonard: I don't know...how do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?^ Leonard : I don't know...how do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ I mean seriously I don't know how any reasonably intelligent person could even consider religion to have any truths whatso ever.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ We just don't know how much dark matter is out there.

.Proximity and valence electrons.^ Proximity and valence electrons.
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.Penny: Well yeah sure, when you put it that way.^ Penny : Well yeah sure, when you put it that way.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Penny : Well, can't you put on other pajamas?
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^ Penny : I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know...
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The Financial Permeability [2.14]

.Sheldon: I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine.^ Sheldon : No, this is my home now.
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^ Sheldon : I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ No, the so-called "Big Bang believers" have observed the Universe expanding > > > > and when they "rewind" the expansion, it looks like a large explosion.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Penny: Are they really working on that?^ Penny : Are they really working on that?
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.Sheldon: I sincerely hope so.^ Sheldon : I sincerely hope so.
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.Leonard: [to Sheldon, Howard, and Raj, who have come to assist him in getting money that Penny's ex-boyfriend owes her] Now, we all know the plan?^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Sheldon can't handle Leonard and Penny's fighting.
  • The Big Bang Theory - AT&T Entertainment 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC entertainment.att.net [Source type: General]

^ Penny : Buy him the robot, Leonard.
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Howard: Yes. .Koothrapalli's going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon's going to run away, and you're going to die.^ Are you going to *die ignorant and afraid?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Sheldon : You're in my bedroom.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ You're making Sheldon cry!"
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.Shall we synchronize our watches?^ Shall we synchronize our watches?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Leonard: Excuse me, there are four of us and one of him.^ Leonard : Excuse me, there are four of us and one of him.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Since tigers do not attack us in the fourth spatial dimension, there simply was no advantage in developing a brain with the ability to visualize objects moving in four dimensions.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Since tigers do not attack us in the fourth dimension, there simply was no advantage in developing a brain with the ability to visualize objects moving in four dimensions.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Sheldon: Which means his triumph will be even larger.^ Sheldon : Which means his triumph will be even larger.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Minstrels will write songs about him.^ Minstrels will write songs about him.
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The Maternal Capacitance [2.15]

[After Sheldon has described who/what he thinks Leonard is talking to/about due to Leonard's behavior while on the phone]
.Sheldon: Yes, I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.^ [After Sheldon has described who/what he thinks Leonard is talking to/about due to Leonard's behavior while on the phone] Sheldon : Yes, I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
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.Leonard: My mother's coming for a visit.^ Leonard : My mother's coming for a visit.
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^ [Sheldon looks thrilled] Leonard's mother : I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.
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.Howard: Hey, how about that.^ Howard : Hey, how about that.
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^ Penny : What about Howard and Raj, how did he [Sheldon] become friends with them?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You were right.

.Sheldon: [about Leonard] My theory is that his lack of focus stems from an overdeveloped sex drive.^ Sheldon : [about Leonard] My theory is that his lack of focus stems from an overdeveloped sex drive.
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^ Sheldon : Leonard is upstairs right now with my archenemy.
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^ [Sheldon is trying Howard's driving simulator-with disastrous results] Leonard : How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Leonard's mother: Oh, I don't see where he could have gotten that.^ Sheldon : Leonard, I don't see how I could have made it any simpler.
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^ Leonard's mother : Oh, I don't see where he could have gotten that.
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^ I don't see Penny having "condescended" to date Leonard.
  • 'The Big Bang Theory': Why Penny and Sheldon will hook up | Dodger Thoughts | Los Angeles Times 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC latimesblogs.latimes.com [Source type: General]

.Besides a pro forma consummation of marriage, his father and I had intercourse only with the purpose of reproduction.^ Besides a pro forma consummation of marriage, his father and I had intercourse only with the purpose of reproduction.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Sheldon: That seems a fairly efficient arrangement.^ Sheldon : That seems a fairly efficient arrangement.
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.Leonard's mother: Yes, we think so.^ [After Sheldon has described who/what he thinks Leonard is talking to/about due to Leonard's behavior while on the phone] Sheldon : Yes, I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Leonard's mother : Yes, we think so.
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.We've both made papers on it.^ We've both made papers on it.
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.Mine from a neuroscientific point of view and his from an anthropological.^ Mine from a neuroscientific point of view and his from an anthropological.
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.Mine of course was the only one worth reading.^ Mine of course was the only one worth reading.
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.Sheldon: Of course, I would very much like to read about your sex life.^ They don't like that very much.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Sheldon : Of course, I would very much like to read about your sex life.
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^ They certainly do not know, as much as they would like the rest of us to believe that they do, and may in fact believe themselves in possession of such knowledge.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Leonard's mother: Well, it's all online, or you can order it from the Princeton University press.^ Leonard : Well, do you have any ideas?
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^ Leonard : Well, what do you think?
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^ Leonard's mother : Well, it's all online, or you can order it from the Princeton University press.
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.Leonard: Here is your tea, mother.^ Leonard : Here is your tea, mother.
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.What are you guys talking about?^ What force are you talking about?

^ QUOTE What force are you talking about?

^ Sheldon : What are you talking about?
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.Sheldon: The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.^ Sheldon : The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.
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.Leonard: Well, if you are lucky she might show you the PowerPoint presentation.^ Leonard : Well, do you have any ideas?
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^ Leonard : Well, what do you think?
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^ Leonard : Well, if you are lucky she might show you the PowerPoint presentation.
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[Sheldon looks thrilled]
.Leonard's mother: I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.^ [Sheldon looks thrilled] Leonard's mother : I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.
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^ Leonard : My mother's coming for a visit.
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Sheldon: Ohhhh.

The Cushion Saturation [2.16]

.Sheldon: That is my spot.^ Sheldon : That is my spot.
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.In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency.^ In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency.
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.If my life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be [0,0,0,0].^ If my life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be [0,0,0,0].
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^ If I were answer that the first man came upon this earth eighty-four million years ago, what would that mean to you?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If I believed it was a random "bang" and our existence is pointless, I would seriously live my life in fear like many of you.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]


.Leonard: Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?^ Leonard : Do you know what baffles me, Sheldon?
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^ Penny : Leonard, I don't know what to tell you; it was just a hug.
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^ Penny : So, you know, isn't there maybe some way you and Sheldon could compromise on this whole presentation thing?
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.Sheldon: Based on your academic record, a number of things, I would imagine.^ Sheldon : Based on your academic record, a number of things, I would imagine.
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^ Sheldon : Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student.
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^ Seeing as I showed all of your previous statements to be based purely on speculation and assumption, I would hazard to disagree with you on this point.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

The Terminator Decoupling [2.17]

.Howard: [about Summer Glau] I have eleven hours with her in a confined space.^ Howard : [about Summer Glau ] I have eleven hours with her in a confined space.
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.Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train and tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz.^ Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train and tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz.
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[pause]
.Leonard: My money's on tuck and roll.^ Leonard : My money's on tuck and roll.
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^ [Penny and Alicia are fighting and rolling around on the floor] Howard : OH MY GOD! GIRL FIGHT! [restrains Leonard] Leonard : What are you doing??!
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.Howard: Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober.^ Howard : Actual women are the best.
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^ Howard : Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober.
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^ You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women!
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.Raj: You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic.^ Raj : You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic.
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^ It's easy to form belief by falling into whichever camp suits you best, but taking the hard road to discover for yourself is the only way.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The Big Bang, which fails to take the electrical properties of plasma into account, assumes that redshift must be an indicator of distance.

.While you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty.^ While you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty.
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.Howard: Well, you know the old saying.^ Howard : You know what?
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^ Howard : Well, you know the old saying.
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^ Pick any subject I want to know, if you say what you are or just a crankpot after crankpots.

.'Pasty and frail…never fail.'^ 'Pasty and frail…never fail.'
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The Work Song Nanocluster [2.18]

Howard: Hey! .You know what'd be a great idea: we get some girls over here and play laser-obstacle-strip-chess...^ You know what'd be a great idea: we get some girls over here and play laser-obstacle-strip-chess...
  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Even with the idea of god creating the universe, you can't avoid implying eternity in some aspect or another.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Did you know the person who first came up with 'the idea' of the Big Bang > > > > was a catholic priest?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Leonard: Believe me, Howard, any girl who would be willing to play that you don't want to see naked.^ Sheldon : You don't see it, do you?
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^ Leonard : I guess I'll see you.
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^ Leonard : You are a dirty girl!
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.Howard: You underestimate me.^ Howard : You underestimate me.
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Sheldon: I'm a physicist. .I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.^ I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Science is ever evolving, and we are gaining more knowledge about the workings of the universe every day.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ But when a two penny atheist pretends as if he knows how the entire universe works, it is time I cut him down to size.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Penny: Who's Radiohead?^ Penny : Who's Radiohead ?
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.Sheldon: [after twitching for a minute] I have a working knowledge of the important things.^ Sheldon : [after twitching for a minute] I have a working knowledge of the important things.
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Personally, I think the best thing to do is to make yourself as knowledgeable on a subject before you forge your opinions, especially on something as important as the fate of the universe.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition [2.19]

.Howard: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.^ Howard : Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
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^ In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to cow!
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^ Howard : Hey I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things when she's with you.
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.Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.^ Penny : Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
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Howard: So there is a number?
.Penny: Okay, new topic, please.^ Penny : Okay, new topic, please.
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[Penny and Alicia are fighting and rolling around on the floor]
Howard: OH MY GOD! GIRL FIGHT! [restrains Leonard]
.Leonard: What are you doing??!^ Leonard : What are you doing?
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^ Leonard : Okay, for the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy.
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^ [Penny and Alicia are fighting and rolling around on the floor] Howard : OH MY GOD! GIRL FIGHT! [restrains Leonard] Leonard : What are you doing??!
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Howard:[venemously] I know you! .You're stupid enough to break it up!^ You're stupid enough to break it up!
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^ It's all just assumptions, which you're trying to back up with logic.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ "Every time you break an egg or spill a glass of water you're doing observational cosmology," Carroll said.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

The Hofstadter Isotope [2.20]

.Sheldon: I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics chatroom and I need your help.^ Sheldon : I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics chatroom and I need your help.
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^ Penny : I need your help.
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^ Sheldon : I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college; and before that, I was in the fifth grade.
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Stuart: Oh, yeah, those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic?
.Sheldon: I am asserting, in the event that Batman's death proves permanent, the original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.^ Sheldon : I am asserting, in the event that Batman 's death proves permanent, the original Robin , Dick Grayson , is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.
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  • The Big Bang Theory - Wikiquote 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Stuart: Oooh! .Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong!^ Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong!
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^ Sheldon : "More" wrong?
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Sheldon: "More" wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and is not subject to gradation.
Stuart: Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge!

.Leonard: I thought you said you were good at this!^ I don't doubt you've given this question a good deal of thought, and you must have an opinion one way or the other.

.You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women!^ If we want to talk about a religion specific deity, then we should go ahead and use the word God.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ People may not always remember exactly what you said, but they will always remember just how bright you made them feel.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Are you seriously talking about a personal set of mechanical causes??
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

Howard: I do, all the time!
Leonard: Well what happened? .We've been sitting here all night and the longest conversation you had was when your mom called.^ You are out of your league here.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I'm sitting here basing every word on consideration of your Holy Bible.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ What you've done here is assumed that the universe could never have always existed and that god could have.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

.Howard: Wow, you're just gonna make me come out and say it aren't you?^ What makes you think you're forgiven?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You guys cannot make up you mind...you say some is proven wrong, ...then years > later you say you were wrong, it turns out to be right...then years later..it's proven wrong > again...then years later...
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You're not perfect, just forgiven right?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: Say what?
Howard: You're weighing me down! I'm a falcon who hunts better solo.
.Leonard: Fine, I'll sit here, you take flight and hunt.^ Here you’ll find experts from various fields online every day.

.Howard: Don't be ridiculous, you can't just tell a falcon when to hunt!^ Scientists just don't know yet and I can tell the suspense is killing everyone.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You don't have to believe everything that science tells you but to put down the scientific process as inferior to the religious non-process is obsurd.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Just one last point: you really don't have to read his posts.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Leonard: Actually, you can. There's a whole sport built around it. FALCONRY!
Howard: Shut up.

The Vegas Renormalization [2.21]

Howard: Grow up, Raj! .There's no place for truth on the Internet.^ In truth there's no need to bring aspects like evolution, creationism, and the like to this eternal debate.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ And please do keep fighting to get the truth out in there, no matter how much people try to confound you with their meaningless garbage.


Sheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance?

The Classified Materials Turbulence [2.22]

.Sheldon: You have to check your messages Leonard!^ If this is your first time checking out a debate, here are some quick tips to help get you started: .
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

The leaving of a message is one half of a social contract which is completed by the checking of the message. .If that contract breaks down then all social contracts break down and we descend into anarchy!^ To break it down into a logical syllogism...
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ To this, it is necessary to add, "and all the known laws of physics," since it is not only general relativity which breaks down with the big bang, but all of science.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

Leonard: It must be hell inside your head.
Sheldon: [pause] At times.

Stuart: Sheldon, here is the new edition of Hellboy. It's mind blowing.
Sheldon: Excuse me. Spoiler alert!
Stuart: What?
Sheldon: You told me "it's mind blowing". So my mind goes into it "pre-blown". Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown".
Stuart: [Bewildered] I'm sorry.
Sheldon: Said the Grinch to Christmas.

The Monopolar Expedition [2.23]

.Howard: You guys are seriously considering this?^ By the way, you say to me ‘Perhaps you should consider writing a series of books on the subject?

^ Perhaps you should consider writing a series of books on the subject?

Leonard: Yes!
.Howard: [incredulous] And you think you can put up with Sheldon?^ Grumpy I am so hurt that you don't think I am an Einstein.....Makes me want to give up learning and asking questions now.......Now back to reality..

Raj: Well, I'm a Hindu. My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we will be rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

.Penny: Leonard, I don't know what to tell you; it was just a hug.^ So tell, HOW do YOU know this is so?

^ Please tell us your alternative or admit that you just don't know.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You don't actually know any cosmology, do you?

Leonard: Glad we cleared that up.
Penny: Yeah.
.Leonard: I guess I'll see you.^ I guess there was just more Christs involved than Anti-Christs involved at that seminar and so you see the one came out on top .
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^ I guess we'll have to see how history handles this subject in the future) thinker 19th January 2008 - 12:28 AM Hmmm...sounds like the Bible.

^ So saying you don't believe in it is saying that you don't believe there's a tree behind you - if you turn around you'll see it.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

Penny: OK, have a safe trip.
Leonard: Thank you. Bye.
Penny: Bye. .[closes her door and sighs] It means I wish you weren't going.^ I don't mean to bust your cosmic bubble...if you want to get into the 'cosmic religion', go ahead...to each his own, ....but it's all nonsense.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't mean to bust your cosmic bubble...if you want to get into the > 'cosmic religion', go ahead...to each his own, ....but it's all nonsense.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't mean to bust your cosmic bubble...if you want to get into the > > > 'cosmic religion', go ahead...to each his own, ....but it's all nonsense.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Season 3

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation [3.01]

.Sheldon: No, mother, I cannot feel your church group praying for my safety.^ No matter which you believe, in god or not, there is no way to humanly explain what reality is beyond your own present feelings.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

The fact that I'm home safe does not prove that it worked. That logic is post hoc, ergo propter hoc. [lowers his voice] No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.

Sheldon: What are they doing here?
Leonard: We came to apologize again and bring you home. .So why don't you pack up your stuff, and we'll head back?^ Can you back this statement up?
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Why can't you guys get that into your heads?
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^ You mean the sort of thing you claim when your beliefs are not supported by any evidence, so you resort to cut off unbelievers heads instead of trying to convince them with arguments?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Sheldon: No, this is my home now. .Thanks to you, my career is over, and I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas trying to teach evolution to creationists.^ I guess my main question now is why are people actualy trying to "win" the game that we call life?

^ MegaChrist – Are you here just to piss people off, or trying to convert them… Or perhaps just to stimulate debate?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Okay, I have a cup of coffee here..How do you put the Sun inside my cup > of coffee?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mrs. Cooper: You watch your mouth, Shelly. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
Sheldon: Evolution isn't an opinion, it's fact.
Mrs. Cooper: And that is your opinion.
.Sheldon: [to the guys] I forgive you, let's go home.^ You 'cosmo mafia' guys make up stuff, then go out to find 'evidence' that *support* it.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Let go of the bible, and let go of what you have seen, and challenge to see deeper.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Per your Bible I am going to Hell and you (let's say) will be going to Heaven.
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The Jiminy Conjecture [3.02]

Howard: What's the matter? You chicken?
Sheldon: I've always found that an inappropriate slur. Chickens are not, by nature, at all timid. .In fact, when I was young, my neighbor's chicken got loose and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.^ My point, here, is that in the same way, my argument was not a refutation of the Big Bang theory, that what I proved – and I mean, logically proved was that the ‘Big Bang’ is not a fact but, by definition, a dogma.

Raj: Chickens can't climb trees.
Sheldon: Thank God.

Sheldon: [Holding Flash #123] I lost this to Wolowitz in an ill-conceived cricket wager.
Penny: What, do they have Wii Cricket now? Well, that can’t be very popular.

The Gothowitz Deviation [3.03]

Sheldon: Oh Penny, it's as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches!

Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works better than chocolate to modify behavior. Wonder if anybody else has stumbled on to that.

The Pirate Solution [3.04]

Leonard: I've always been a little confused abut this -- why don't Hindus eat beef?
Raj: We believe cows are gods.
Sheldon: Not technically. In Hinduism cattle are thought to be like gods.
.Raj: Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon!^ I remember my school teachers telling us about a great scientist who had just died.
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^ If you tell me it is some intelligent being, then I have my doubts about it, but quietly let you believing in it.
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.In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to cow!^ But hopefully I'll be able to come back in 10 years and tell you that we've figured it all out."
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Penny: Hey, wanna get a little crazy?
Leonard: What are you thinking?
Penny: Let's slide over to Sheldon's spot and make out.
Leonard: You are a dirty girl!

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary [3.05]

[Howard's phone rings]
Howard: Damn, it's my mother.
.Bernadette: Are you going answer it?^ Maybe you'd be the type of evading-answering-by-noting-something-else Christian to go on to say this was all necessary, yes?
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Howard: I'm torn. She might be dying. .You know, I wouldn't want to miss that.^ If you want > to count "We don't know X" as evidence for the existence of a God, > what happens if we learn the answer tomorrow?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know (or at least I've told you several times) that my Southern Baptist preacher grandpa wouldn't consider you a Real Christian.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Pick any subject I want to know, if you say what you are or just a crankpot after crankpots.

.Bernadette: I know how you feel.^ So how do you know it is true then?

^ So tell, HOW do YOU know this is so?

^ You can learn how to build a radio but do you actualy know how to use the radio correctly after you have learned how to build it?

My mother makes me crazy.
Howard: Not as crazy as my mother makes me.
.Bernadette: Oh, yeah, does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a healthy lunch?^ That is to say an error way back when u were first constructing your mind and how it works could effect every decision you make from then on.

^ I see where u can stick to your story, if you're wrong it doesn't matter cause u'll be dead, but if ur right then wow u sure got me.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Does anything you've read actually make you think us as individuals are really significant in the universe as a whole?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

.Howard: My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.^ "We think it is extremely likely that the religious movement we see at work in many societies across the globe will be strengthened if we go through a very difficult economic period.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]


Sheldon: Now fetch me Wil Wheaton! bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’
.Wil Wheaton: Did that guy just say 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' in klingon?^ I'm just saying: How did it begin?
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Saying that God did it without presenting any evidence is just foolish.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Saying that God did it is just giving an easy answer to a hard question.
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Stuart: I believe so.
Wil Wheaton: What is wrong with him?
Stuart: Everyone has a different theory.

The Cornhusker Vortex [3.06]

Sheldon: Alright, Poindexter, sit down, shut up, and listen.
Leonard: I'm sorry?
.Sheldon: Oh, that's how my father always began our football conversations, and if you'd like, after the game I'll take you outside and teach you to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.^ Unfortunately, our mathematics is not powerful enough to answer the question of stability because you need a "theory of everything" which combines both quantum forces and gravity.
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^ Okay, I have a cup of coffee here..How do you put the Sun inside my cup > of coffee?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Okay, I have a cup of coffee here..How do you put the Sun inside my cup > > > of coffee?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Leonard: I think I'm starting to get this.
Raj: Really? The only thing I've learned in the last two hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often, and have trouble getting erections.
Leonard: Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.
.Raj: I'm just saying, maybe if people cut back on the beer, you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.^ Could you explain just that bit again?

^ You mean the sort of thing you claim when your beliefs are not supported by any evidence, so you resort to cut off unbelievers heads instead of trying to convince them with arguments?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You guys cannot make up you mind...you say some is proven wrong, ...then years > later you say you were wrong, it turns out to be right...then years later..it's proven wrong > again...then years later...
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The Guitarist Amplification [3.07]

Sheldon: All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents! "Damn it, George, I told you if you didn't quit drinkin', I'd leave you!"
."Well, I guess that makes you a liar, 'cause I'm drunk as hell and you're still here!"^ What makes you think you're forgiven?
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^ I see where u can stick to your story, if you're wrong it doesn't matter cause u'll be dead, but if ur right then wow u sure got me.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Yes, this is our planet; get used to it; and damned well look after it, or the BIG CRUNCH just might be something entirely different from what we're talking about here.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]


"Stop yelling! .You're making Sheldon cry!"^ What makes you think you're forgiven?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ It makes no sense to not listen to others and to think that you're infallible.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ And you make some very good points, but...you're a jerk.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]


"I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry! That I let you name him Sheldon!"

Penny: Come on Sheldon, let's go home - we're done fighting.
.Sheldon: I've heard that before.^ I've never heard that term before, but I'll agree that the myths set down therein are both Cosmic and Ugly.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Then the next thing you know I'm hiding in my bedroom blaring a Richard Feynman lecture while my mom is shouting that "Jesus would forgive her if she put ground glass in my dad's meatloaf."^ You know (or at least I've told you several times) that my Southern Baptist preacher grandpa wouldn't consider you a Real Christian.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ That theory is far to complicated to get into here, but if you would like to know more, just let me know.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Okay, I have a cup of coffee here..How do you put the Sun inside my cup > of coffee?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

And my dad's on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.
.Penny: There's gonna be no more shouting and no skeet shooting.^ There is no more actual evidence than before.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

^ More importantly, it is not evident why there should be no opposite force to gravity, whereas electromagnetism is manifested both as positive and negative electrical charge.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

^ There's no specific 'refuting' the 'Big Bang Theory, any more than there is a 'refuting' the existence of ectoplasm.

Sheldon: Really? Where's your friend Justin going to sleep?
Leonard: Yeah, where's he gonna sleep?
.Penny: Oh, my God, would you let this go?!^ Now, nevermind for a minute that continuing lack of God, a divine Jesus, or the Holy Spirit in reality where us mortals (and you) all dwell; Per your Bible I am going to Hell and you (let's say) will be going to Heaven.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I offer my reflection on God because as a scientist I would like to see more scientists really sitting down and analyzing the theory.
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^ Let go of the bible, and let go of what you have seen, and challenge to see deeper.
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Stuart: *walking by* I'd let it go.
.Leonard: Why do I have to let it go, why can't you just tell the guy to find another place to sleep?!^ Ah, you must have certainty to sleep, that must be why you invent gods.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you tell me it is some intelligent being, then I have my doubts about it, but quietly let you believing in it.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ That theory is far to complicated to get into here, but if you would like to know more, just let me know.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

*Sheldon interrupts with his toy robot* Oh, for God's sakes! *turns off the robot* So, you have childhood issues - we all have childhood issues. .At some point you just need to grow up and get past them.^ I understand you're a philosopher, but to do physics you need...some physics.

^ Granted, he was expressing what he was taught and believed in growing up, but there are always alternative theories that are possible, he just refused to even give them a thought.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You see, for time to be "real," it needs an observer, who can then interpret it from his or her point of view.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

Sheldon: *holds up another robot*
.Penny: Leonard, will you just let me handle this, please?^ That theory is far to complicated to get into here, but if you would like to know more, just let me know.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

*takes robot from Sheldon and turns it off* Sheldon, please, try and understand. Look, Leonard and I are in a relationship, and occasionally, we're gonna fight. .But - no matter what happens between us, we'll always love you.^ No matter how you look at it.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But all it takes is a little faith to believe that there is Someone in charge of all of this, who happens to love us as well.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you can accept that matter always existed, what gives you the right to sneer at others who believe that God always existed.
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Right, Leonard?
Leonard: ...Always is a long time. *both look at him* Sure, always.
.Penny: You know, how 'bout we buy you this robot and we all go home.^ All of this is to say, how the hell does anyone really know anything, other than what we can see?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Boikat > > > How is the lurker to tell which of you is right and which of you is > > > wrong, if all both of you are doing is trading insults and assertions?
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ August 18th, 2009 5:00 pm ET You know what it all means?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

Sheldon: ...I want that one.
.Penny: Okay, we'll buy you that one.^ July 2008 - 11:42 PM I"ll give you that one.

.Leonard: Ah, come on, he's just gonna play with it twice and then it'll end up in his closet with all the other junk.^ Its sad to think that we could've ended up hunting to survive and that's it, so maybe we should all appreciate the information we do have and cherish the opportunity to be in such a technological boom.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ So, if we have to look beyond 39 billion years, how about just saying it's boundless; all in balance creationally; always was and always will be, worlds without end.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ In the same way they cannot agree on the origin of the universe, so they also disagree on how it is all supposed to end up—except that they all agree that it will end badly!
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

Penny: Buy him the robot, Leonard. *he walks off to buy the robot*
Sheldon: Can I get this comic book too?
Penny: *mom-like tone and face* Yes you can. *he runs off*

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency [3.08]

.Sheldon: [over phone when Siam Palace wouldn't divide his take-out order] You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down a local muffin store.^ After all, everything you experience happens in your own mind, not out there somewhere.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ You know (or at least I've told you several times) that my Southern Baptist preacher grandpa wouldn't consider you a Real Christian.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This delicious controversy, which delights theoretical physicists but boggles the mind of mere mortals, is the subject of my recent book, Hyperspace.
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Sheldon: The 'Check Engine' light is on; we need to find a service station.
Penny: No, the light's been on since I bought the car.
Sheldon: All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes!
.Penny: It's not gonna explode, just keep driving.^ I swear to Me, If you keep complaining, I'm just gonna hit the UNDO button.
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Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock.
Sheldon: Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise, he was a science officer, and I guarantee you that if he ever saw the Enterprise's 'Check Engine' light blinking, he would pull the ship over immediately!

The Vengeance Formulation [3.09]

Sheldon: [about his appearance on NPR] My mother is very excited. She's convening her Bible study group to listen in and then pray for my soul.

.Sheldon: What are you talking about?^ Mars Says: June 13th, 2008 at 6:43 pm MegaChrist knows what he is talking about and the rest of you punks don't.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ With science you wouldn’t have cars, or microwaves, or cell phones, and it’s all convenient until we start talking about the universe.
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^ You're talking about observational, testable scientific theory versus grand invisible man in the sky.
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Leonard: The cultural paradigm in which people have sex after three dates.
Sheldon: I see, now are we talking about date, the social interaction, or date, the dried fruit?

The Gorilla Experiment [3.10]

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: Well, that's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. .For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.^ Ptolemy reasoned that only three straight lines can be drawn which are mutually perpendicular to each other (for example, the three perpendicular lines making up a corner of a room.
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The Maternal Congruence [3.11]

The Psychic Vortex [3.12]

.Leonard: Look at us, getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge that they're our girlfriends.^ Scientists and researchers are not naive enough to completely discount our role in the universe, however they are also not naive enough to put us front and center in its cause and effect.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Enough said, since worrying about whether the universe will expand or contract is like flees arguing over who owns the dog they're on.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Yes, this is our planet; get used to it; and damned well look after it, or the BIG CRUNCH just might be something entirely different from what we're talking about here.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

Howard: Actual women are the best.
.Sheldon: I don't understand I mean what other kind of women are there?^ Now this kind of thing is fine in science fiction, but is not very useful as a means of understanding the universe.
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Leonard: Howard artificial women are your department, you wanna take this?
.Howard: No, it would just freak him out.^ In fact, he was shunned by many of his younger compatriots, who would taunt him with the ditty, "What God has torn asunder, no man can put to- gether."
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^ But i was just trying to make some people understand that the word "God" or God concept has been relentlessly misused out of context, and has no place in a scientific discussion or exploration.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ August 19th, 2009 1:35 am ET Big Crunch means that everything would just repeat itself, no chance or contingency?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]


.Raj: Great, they get girlfriends and then they just abandon us?^ I remember my school teachers telling us about a great scientist who had just died.
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Sheldon: It is great isn't it.

Raj: Well what about me?
.Sheldon: Well I understand there are several types of artificial women, maybe you should look into that.^ Maybe you'd be the type of evading-answering-by-noting-something-else Christian to go on to say this was all necessary, yes?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

^ If you look up nonsense in the diction what you have to understand is that there is not an implied "to you" that is part of the definition.
  • The Big Bang Theory - talk.origins | Google Groups 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC groups.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The theory is perfectly well-defined, but you see, superstring theory is 21st Century physics that fell accidentally into the 20th century.
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Sheldon: Oh look, there's a sexually attractive line segment, you should chat her up.^ Oh, I know, you're all about that ever-popular "I've been taught to hate the sin, not the sinner, and been brought up to love everyone, enemy or friend."
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]


.Burnadette: When you spend all day in a bio lab watching flesh eating bacteria skeletonize small rodents it really works up an appetite.^ Do you spend hours a day online?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ August 18th, 2009 4:20 pm ET Do you really think it was just all by chance?
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ As the present-day observable universe started to get really small, the observer would most likely see some of the things that happened in the early universe happen in reverse.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]


Raj: Let's get a drink.
Sheldon: I don't drink.
Raj: Ya well I do, and when my wingman is carrying a green lantern lantern, I drink a lot.

Abby: Hey that's pretty cool, what is it?
Sheldon: It's a limited edition green lantern lantern. My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.

Howard: I don't like to kiss and tell but somebody made it to eight base.
Leonard: What the hell is eighth base?
Howard: Seventh base with the shirt off, my shirt.

.Leonard: What am I supposed to do, pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny?^ And if you don't believe in God well then how do you suppose the universe came to be?
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

.Howard: Hey I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things when she's with you.^ All things are eternal…whether you believe in God or Science.
  • Thinking About Time Before the Big Bang | Universe Today 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: Original source]

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.The Big Bang theory is an effort to explain what happened at the very beginning of our universe.^ If that theory happens to be the case, our Big Bang might not have been "the beginning," but actually preceded by an unimaginable number of Big Bangs.
  • Flaw in the Big Bang Theory - Page 3 - The Explosm Fora 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forums.explosm.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ According to the big bang theory, there's no center of the universe.
  • Howstuffworks "How the Big Bang Theory Works" 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC science.howstuffworks.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Problems with the Big Bang theory .
  • ~ The Big Bang Theory ~ - Page 3 - Bodybuilding.com Forums 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forum.bodybuilding.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Discoveries in astronomy and physics have shown beyond a reasonable doubt that our universe did in fact have a beginning.^ Discoveries in astronomy and physics have shown beyond a reasonable doubt that our universe did in fact have a beginning.
  • Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC big-bang-theory.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Big Bang Theory 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC lofi.forum.physorg.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • -7- The Big Bang Says Something Came From Nothing? « MIDDLEMAN777'S RESEARCH ON RELIGION 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC middleman777.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Grumpy Gorgeous 29th February 2008 - 02:41 PM QUOTE Discoveries in astronomy and physics have shown beyond a reasonable doubt that our universe did in fact have a beginning.

^ We know for a fact that the universe had a beginning.
  • May 15, 1953: Cookin’ Up Some Primordial Soup | This Day In Tech | Wired.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.wired.com [Source type: Original source]

.Prior to that moment there was nothing; during and after that moment there was something: our universe.^ Prior to that moment there was nothing; during and after that moment there was something: our universe.

^ First there is nothing, then there is something.
  • Who is Your Creato: Origin of the Universe 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC www.whoisyourcreator.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Prior to that moment there was nothing It is this 'nothing' that causes all the problems, Grumpy.

.The big bang theory is an effort to explain what happened during and after that moment.^ Big Bang the big bang theory .
  • Big Bang: the big bang theory age Evidence 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.godrealized.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Problems with the Big Bang theory .
  • ~ The Big Bang Theory ~ - Page 3 - Bodybuilding.com Forums 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forum.bodybuilding.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What happened before the Big Bang?
  • Who is Your Creato: Origin of the Universe 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC www.whoisyourcreator.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.According to the standard theory, our universe sprang into existence as "singularity" around 13.7 billion years ago.^ According to the Big Bang Theory the universe began about 14 billion years ago (A).
  • -7- The Big Bang Says Something Came From Nothing? « MIDDLEMAN777'S RESEARCH ON RELIGION 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC middleman777.wordpress.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ What's the evidence that the universe is billions of years old?
  • God, Evolution, and the Big Bang 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.lightandmatter.com [Source type: Original source]

^ "The universe was created twenty billion years ago in a fiery explosion.
  • Sabbatianism, Tikkun and the Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.kheper.net [Source type: Original source]

.What is a "singularity" and where does it come from?^ What is a "singularity" and where does it come from?

.Well, to be honest, we don't know for sure.^ Well, to be honest, we don't know for sure.

^ Well, at the moment we don't know.
  • The Big Bang is not a Myth 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.evolutionpages.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We may never find the answer, but we can at least be intellectually honest with ourselves in saying, "I don't know, let's find out."
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

.Singularities are zones which defy our current understanding of physics.^ Singularities are zones which defy our current understanding of physics.

^ Our understanding of the laws of nature permit us to track the physical state of the universe back to a certain point, when the density and temperature were REALLY high.
  • The Big Bang Model 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC spiff.rit.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Unfortunately, the matter inside a singularity must concede to new laws totally unlike our currently trusted physical theories, for physics cannot solve equations once they have produced an answer of infinity.
  • Scott Teresi - The Big Bang: Physics and Philosophy 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC teresi.us [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.They are thought to exist at the core of "black holes."^ Black holes exist.
  • The big bang was not a fireworks display - The Astronomy Cafe, Dr. Sten Odenwald 19 January 2010 8:48 UTC www.astronomycafe.net [Source type: Original source]

^ Scientist-philosopher, teacher-cosmologist, father of the Black Hole, Wheeler's thoughts encompass the entire cosmos from the Big Bang to the Big Crunch.
  • The Big Bang Theory and the Cosmic Crunch in the Noble Quran. 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.answering-christianity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The black hole would not collapse to a point (as previously thought) but into a spinning ring (of neu- trons).
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Black holes are areas of intense gravitational pressure.^ Black holes are areas of intense gravitational pressure.

^ Diagrammatic representation of a black hole suggesting how space is curved or warped by its enormous gravitational pull.
  • The Big Bang Theory and the Cosmic Crunch in the Noble Quran. 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.answering-christianity.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ He has published over one hundred research papers in the fields of cosmology, gravitation, and quantum field theory, with particular emphasis on black holes and the origin of the universe.
  • What Happened Before the Big Bang? : Paul Davies 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.fortunecity.com [Source type: Original source]

.The pressure is thought to be so intense that finite matter is actually squished into infinite density (a mathematical concept which truly boggles the mind).^ The pressure is thought to be so intense that finite matter is actually squished into infinite density (a mathematical concept which truly boggles the mind).

^ If the density of matter is above a certain value, gravity curves space round onto itself so that the universe is closed and finite but has no boundaries or edges.
  • "Cosmology and the Big Bang" by David Pratt 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.theosophy-nw.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A dictionary definition of the hot big bang theory is "the entire physical universe, all the matter and energy and even the four dimensions of time and space, burst forth from a state of infinite or near infinite density, temperature, and pressure."
  • Stephen Hawking, The Big Bang, and God 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.leaderu.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.These zones of infinite density are called "singularities."^ These zones of infinite density are called "singularities."

^ The whole problem of a singularity is that densities would be infinite.
  • Big News about Black Holes! | Starts With A Bang! 19 January 2010 8:48 UTC startswithabang.com [Source type: General]

^ In fact, if we extrapolate back to the moment of the Big Bang, we are able to reach a point of singularity characterized by infinitely high energy and density, as well as zero volume.
  • Big Bang | Universe Today 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Our universe is thought to have begun as an infinitesimally small, infinitely hot, infinitely dense, something - a singularity.^ In this regard, we now focus our attention on a singularity, an infinitely hot and infinitely dense entity.
  • Big Bang | Universe Today 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.universetoday.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ B the universe began in a hot, dense state.

^ Our universe is thought to have begun as an infinitesimally small, infinitely hot, infinitely dense, something - a singularity.

Where did it come from? We don't know. .Why did it appear?^ Why did it appear?
  • God's Big Bang | Jewcy.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.jewcy.com [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC lofi.forum.physorg.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

We don't know.
.After its initial appearance, it apparently inflated (the "Big Bang"), expanded and cooled, going from very, very small and very, very hot, to the size and temperature of our current universe.^ And when he did, it resulted in a big bang that resulted in the universe.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Inflation itself takes a very small universe and produces from it a very big universe.
  • Apologetics Press - The Big Bang Theory�A Scientific Critique [Part II] [Section 3] 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.apologeticspress.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ As the universe expanded and cooled these small inhomogeneities were then amplified by gravity.
  • Inflationary Cosmology: Big Bang Physics 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www4.ncsu.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.It continues to expand and cool to this day and we are inside of it: incredible creatures living on a unique planet, circling a beautiful star clustered together with several hundred billion other stars in a galaxy soaring through the cosmos, all of which is inside of an expanding universe that began as an infinitesimal singularity which appeared out of nowhere for reasons unknown.^ In theosophy, no thing or entity -- whether atom, human, planet, star, galaxy, or universe -- appears randomly out of nowhere.
  • "Cosmology and the Big Bang" by David Pratt 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.theosophy-nw.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The universe expanded and cooled.
  • Concise description of the Big Bang Theory (or ΛCDM models), possible? or not? - JREF Forum 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forums.randi.org [Source type: General]

^ And all the laughs help me get through the day.
  • The Big Bang Theory on TV.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Big Bang Theory on TV.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.This is the Big Bang theory.^ Rubak.com - Article - Exploding the Big Bang Theory .
  • Rubak.com - Article - Exploding the Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC rubak.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The Big Bang Theory S03E11.avi Size: 175.20 MB   |  Hosted on: uploading.com Search tags: bang    theory    s03e11    .
  • The Big Bang Theory Rapidshare Megaupload Mediafire Search (117968 Files) | Files Bay 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC filesbay.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Big Bang Theory .
  • The big bang theory, cosmology, space and time 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.123infinity.com [Source type: Original source]
  • The Big Bang Theory on DVD / TV Shows on DVD Reviews / TV DVDs 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.tvparty.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Big Bang Theory | SPIKE 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • GlossLip » The Big Bang Theory Starting Its New Season Off With A Big Bang 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC glosslip.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • World Mysteries - The Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.world-mysteries.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Big Bang Theory mp3s, Big Bang Theory music downloads, Big Bang Theory songs from eMusic.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.emusic.com [Source type: General]
  • Big Bang Theory posts | ShowbizMonkeys.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.showbizmonkeys.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Big Bang Theory - MSN Encarta 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC encarta.msn.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • The Big Bang Theory - Associated Content - Topic 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC www.associatedcontent.com [Source type: General]
  • the big bang theory | SPIKE 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.spike.com [Source type: General]
  • Big Bang Theory Community Message Board - CBS.com 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC themonalogue.com [Source type: General]

.Big Bang Theory - Common Misconceptions There are many misconceptions surrounding the Big Bang theory.^ According to the big bang theory, there's no center of the universe.
  • Howstuffworks "How the Big Bang Theory Works" 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC science.howstuffworks.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Problems with the Big Bang theory .
  • ~ The Big Bang Theory ~ - Page 3 - Bodybuilding.com Forums 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forum.bodybuilding.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There was no Big Bang, and there is no expansion.
  • The Big Bang and Redshift Light and Dark Energy Theories Have Many Big Flaws, Errors, and Problems. 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.biblelife.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.For example, we tend to imagine a giant explosion.^ For example, we tend to imagine a giant explosion.

.Experts however say that there was no explosion; there was (and continues to be) an expansion.^ There was no Big Bang, and there is no expansion.
  • The Big Bang and Redshift Light and Dark Energy Theories Have Many Big Flaws, Errors, and Problems. 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.biblelife.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It is a continuing process; there is no end to it.
  • Will the Big Crunch follow the Big Bang? – SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC scitech.blogs.cnn.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Why do I say that there was no beginning?
  • carnatic.com > Karmasaya > science, religion and the big bang theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.carnatic.com [Source type: Original source]

.Rather than imagining a balloon popping and releasing its contents, imagine a balloon expanding: an infinitesimally small balloon expanding to the size of our current universe.^ We also currently observe that the universe is expanding.
  • God, Evolution, and the Big Bang 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.lightandmatter.com [Source type: Original source]

^ The universe is expanding -- like a balloon.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Rather than imagining a balloon popping and releasing its contents, imagine a balloon expanding: an infinitesimally small balloon expanding to the size of our current universe.

.Another misconception is that we tend to image the singularity as a little fireball appearing somewhere in space.^ Another misconception is that we tend to image the singularity as a little fireball appearing somewhere in space.

^ So where and in what did the singularity appear if not in space?

^ The singularity didn't appear in space; rather, space began inside of the singularity .

.According to the many experts however, space didn't exist prior to the Big Bang.^ The big bang has many scientific problems.
  • Does the big bang fit with the Bible? - Answers in Genesis 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.answersingenesis.org [Source type: General]

^ But in what space had the Big Bang taken place .
  • Sepp Hasslberger: The Big Bang in Controversy 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC blog.hasslberger.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ According to the many experts however, space didn't exist prior to the Big Bang.

.Back in the late '60s and early '70s, when men first walked upon the moon, "three British astrophysicists, Steven Hawking, George Ellis, and Roger Penrose turned their attention to the Theory of Relativity and its implications regarding our notions of time.^ Hawking’s theories have attracted a lot of attention.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Back in the late '60s and early '70s, when men first walked upon the moon, "three British astrophysicists, Steven Hawking, George Ellis, and Roger Penrose turned their attention to the Theory of Relativity and its implications regarding our notions of time.

^ In 1966, astrophysicists George Ellis, Stephen Hawking and Roger Penrose expanded Einsteins relativity equations.
  • Does the Big Bang Prove God? 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.halozone.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.In 1968 and 1970, they published papers in which they extended Einstein's Theory of General Relativity to include measurements of time and space.1, 2 According to their calculations, time and space had a finite beginning that corresponded to the origin of matter and energy."3 The singularity didn't appear in space; rather, space began inside of the singularity.^ By 1915, Einstein expanded his calculations to produce the theory of general relativity.
  • Does the Big Bang Prove God? 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.halozone.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ According to their calculations, time and space had a finite beginning that corresponded to the origin of matter and energy."

^ Was the big bang really a singularity and the beginning of all of space, time, and matter?
  • Scott Teresi - The Big Bang: Physics and Philosophy 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC teresi.us [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Prior to the singularity, nothing existed, not space, time, matter, or energy - nothing.^ Time and space are the mode of existence of matter.
  • The Big Bang 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.marxist.com [Source type: Original source]

^ And by default matter & energy & time itself.
  • May 15, 1953: Cookin’ Up Some Primordial Soup | This Day In Tech | Wired.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.wired.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Prior to the singularity, nothing existed, not space, time, matter, or energy - nothing.
  • Big Bang Theory 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC big-bang-theory.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.So where and in what did the singularity appear if not in space?^ So where and in what did the singularity appear if not in space?

^ The singularity didn't appear in space; rather, space began inside of the singularity .

^ Did the Big Bang singularity happen in everywhere in the space that now exists today?
  • FAQs about the origin of the universe - The Astronomy Cafe - Ask the Astronomer 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC www.astronomycafe.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

We don't know. .We don't know where it came from, why it's here, or even where it is.^ You don't know why it's there, but it's there.
  • Big Bang Theory, with Laugh Track Removed | The Mirth Canal | Cracked.com Forums 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.cracked.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We don't know where it came from, why it's here, or even where it is.

^ But the conversion produces a little more matter than anti-matter (again, we don't know why).
  • Big Bang Theory and The incredibly precise design of our universe 24 January 2010 16:26 UTC www.ichthus.info [Source type: Original source]

.All we really know is that we are inside of it and at one time it didn't exist and neither did we.^ No one really knows.
  • God's Big Bang | Jewcy.com 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.jewcy.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I didn't realize at the time .
  • Danica McKellar brings love to "The Big Bang Theory" | AfterEllen.com 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.afterellen.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ All we really know is that we are inside of it and at one time it didn't exist and neither did we.

.Big Bang Theory - Evidence for the Theory What are the major evidences which support the Big Bang theory?^ The big bang theory is significant evidence against Hinduism.
  • Stephen Hawking, The Big Bang, and God 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.leaderu.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Problems with the Big Bang theory .
  • ~ The Big Bang Theory ~ - Page 3 - Bodybuilding.com Forums 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forum.bodybuilding.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The Big Bang Theory is a great comedy.
  • The Big Bang Theory - FanHost Forums 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC forums.fanhost.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.First of all, we are reasonably certain that the universe had a beginning.^ First of all, we are reasonably certain that the universe had a beginning.

^ In the beginning, you'll hear, all matter in the universe was concentrated into a single point at an extremely high temperature, and then it exploded with tremendous force.
  • BIG QUESTIONS about the BIG BANG 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.krishnascience.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Could the first generations of stars have been pure hydrogen so that all of the helium in the universe came from stars and not the big bang?
  • FAQs about the origin of the universe - The Astronomy Cafe - Ask the Astronomer 19 September 2009 14:50 UTC www.astronomycafe.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Second, galaxies appear to be moving away from us at speeds proportional to their distance.^ Some galaxies are moving away from us at speeds representing a significant percentage of the speed of light.

^ With the Hooker Telescope, Hubble discovered that the galaxies were moving away us.
  • The Quran on the Expanding Universe and the Big Bang Theory - a knol by Ahmed Abdo 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC knol.google.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ He found that galaxies are moving away from us in all directions.
  • Does the Big Bang Prove God? 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.halozone.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.This is called "Hubble's Law," named after Edwin Hubble (1889-1953) who discovered this phenomenon in 1929. This observation supports the expansion of the universe and suggests that the universe was once compacted.^ This is called hubble expansion , after Edwin Hubble, who discovered the phenomenon in 1929.

^ This law was discovered by Hubble and H o is known as the Hubble constant.
  • Frequently Asked Questions in Cosmology 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.astro.ucla.edu [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hubble's law expansion .

.Third, if the universe was initially very, very hot as the Big Bang suggests, we should be able to find some remnant of this heat.^ And when he did, it resulted in a big bang that resulted in the universe.
  • Was the world really created by god or the big bang theory? - CreateDebate 13 January 2010 20:16 UTC www.createdebate.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Big Bang as an explanation for the creation of the Universe.

^ Who is this public that he suggests should scrutinise the Big Bang hypothesis?
  • The Big Bang is not a Myth 10 February 2010 12:14 UTC www.evolutionpages.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.In 1965, Radioastronomers Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson discovered a 2.725 degree Kelvin (-454.765 degree Fahrenheit, -270.425 degree Celsius) Cosmic Microwave Background radiation (CMB) which pervades the observable universe.^ Microwave background radiation, 'remnant of this heat'.
  • The Big Bang Theory 19 September 2009 14: