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The Fairly OddParents
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Logo (2008-present)
Format Animated television series / Comedy / Adventure / Fantasy
Created by Butch Hartman
Developed by Nickelodeon Studios
Starring Mary Kay Bergman (1998-2001)
Tara Strong
Daran Norris
Susanne Blakeslee
Carlos Alazraqui
Grey DeLisle
Frankie Muniz (2001-2003)
Ibrahim Haneef Muhammad
Gary LeRoi Gray
Jim Ward
Faith Abrahams
Tom Kenny
Opening theme "The Fairly OddParents" by Butch Hartman and Ron Jones
Ending theme "The Fairly OddParents" (instrumental)
Country of origin United States
Canada
No. of seasons 7
No. of episodes 115 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Butch Hartman
Fred Seibert
Scott Fellows (season 6–present)
Producer(s) George A. Goodchild
Frederator Studios (2001-present)
Billionfold Studios (2009-present)
Nelvana (2010-present)
Cookie Jar Entertainment (2010-present)
Running time 23 minutes (approx.)
Distributor Nelvana Limited (Outside the United States)
Broadcast
Original channel Nickelodeon
YTV
Picture format SDTV 480i (2001-2009)
HDTV 720p (2010-Present)
Audio format Mono, Dual Audio Mandarin (In Asia Only)
Original run March 30, 2001 (2001-03-30) – present
Status returning series
External links
Official website
.The Fairly OddParents is an American animated television series created by Butch Hartman about the adventures of Timmy Turner, who is granted fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda.^ Jump to: navigation , search Everybody Hates Chris is a sitcom television series inspired by the childhood experiences of comedian Chris Rock , who narrates the show.
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The series started out as cartoon segments that ran from September 4, 1998 to March 23, 2001 on Oh Yeah! .Cartoons and was later picked up as an actual series.^ In a later story, as hardboiled as it is preposterous, a series of dead bodies turn up bearing the signature of a new serial killer: a pair of panties on the head.

It is produced by Frederator Studios for the cable network Nickelodeon, where it is currently the second most popular show, next to SpongeBob SquarePants. .The television series was also distributed outside the United States by the Canadian animation company Nelvana.^ Map showing the Distribution of the Colored Population of the United States.
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^ The fertile lands readily yield a hogshead of sugar to the acre, and MAP SHOWING THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE COLORED POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES. .
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.It is also the third longest-running Nicktoon, behind Rugrats and SpongeBob SquarePants.^ SpongeBob SquarePants featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom Cheats .
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Contents

Plot

.Timmy Turner is a short, buck-toothed 10-year-old boy with a pink cap who lives in Dimmsdale, a small suburban town with his dim-witted parents.^ Some of the small towns in the interior are indeed trials to him who must long stay in them.
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^ Narrator : Doc was the only person I knew who celebrated Old New Year's Eve.
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^ For the past year she has been living in England with her husband, Ofer, who works in computers, and their two children, Michal (13) and Hillel (5).

.His life is constantly miserable, due to the fact that his parents are never home and he is babysat by an incredibly evil teenager Vicky, and that generally, no one understands him (as indicated by the show's theme song).^ The mother convinced her daughter that no one would be interested in her besides him.

^ Many of the men carried side-arms, but none of them showed any disposition to quarrel, and we saw no one who seemed to have been drinking liquor.
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^ Sometimes the owners of the faces are one-armed and otherwise crippled; sometimes they bear no wounds or marks of wounds, and are in the prime and fullness of life; but the look is there still.
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But everything changes when he receives two fairy parents: Cosmo and his wife, Wanda. Timmy learns that his fairy godparents are capable of granting him any wish he wants within certain limits. .However, Timmy's immature nature causes him to sometimes ask for wishes that unintentionally result in disaster and he and his fairy godparents must find a way to "unwish" the wish.^ One Indian gave as his reason for not wishing to get rich the torments which his relatives, in case he married, would cause him.
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^ The traveler, journeying from Huntington to Louisville on the Ohio, finds but little in natural scenery that is impressive; much, however, that is very beautiful.
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.Over the course of the series, Timmy also makes many enemies.^ I think we do disagree about many things and just make the decision not to say it, which is why, of course, silence can feel like acceptance or rejection.
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For example, his teacher, Mr. Crocker, in contrast with other adults in the series, firmly believes in fairy godparents and has been searching for them for a very long time, suspecting that Timmy has fairy godparents. .He is dangerous to Timmy because according to "Da Rules", a large rulebook that defines what children can and cannot wish for and how fairy godparents must behave, if the child reveals that he has fairies, or if someone discovers their fairies, they will lose the fairies forever.^ The Texan of the old régime cannot understand how it is right that he should be taxed for the education of his neighbor's children; neither is he willing to contribute to the fund for educating his former bondsmen.
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^ They have discovered that the free laborer must possess a certain amount of intelligence, and that he must have the incentives to work and to the acquisition of property which knowledge gives.
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^ The Indians throughout the Territory are not, as a rule, farmers in any proper sense, as they raise simply what they need; this, however, is because there is no market for surplus produce.
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.Jorgen Von Strangle, an enormous and tough fairy with a German accent, personally dislikes Timmy and his fairies, although, in "Teeth for Two" he claims Cosmo and Wanda are his closest friends claiming he punches many others.^ Western Kentucky produces the great bulk of the tobacco crop of the State, although this staple is cultivated in many other counties.
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.Crocker is also mean because he gives all the students in his class an F in their tests, except for the very smart kid, AJ, who is one of Timmy's best friends.^ Narrator : My dad wasn't the only one who was stressed because of that refund.
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^ All these people who made it possible for you to become the first black class president, and now you just gonna quit?
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^ He knows the Mississippi as well as any one can know that most capricious and uncertain of streams, and was, of all men, best qualified for the work of bridging the current.
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.In many ways, his 10-year old life with Cosmo, Wanda, misery and hilarious adventures.^ Shortly after the purchase, the Cherokees began open hostilities, and the Tennessean had then, as for many a long year thereafter, to risk his life daily.
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^ He was for many years stationed in Texas, and has had a rich experience of frontier garrison life.
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^ Many parties adjourn to the Old Sweet Springs after the season at the Greenbrier is over, stopping on the way for picnics.
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At his school, he is often bullied by Francis, a miserable grey teenager who claims to be the toughest kid in school.
The names of Timmy's parents are never revealed. .In one episode they almost are, but the show cuts them off.^ They were called before the election the "third party," and after it, from their small show of strength, the "one-third party."
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.In the beginning of the series they didn't show the parents' faces, but as the show progressed they did.^ They say that, during seventy years, from 1796 to 1870, they had quarantine nineteen times, and in each of those nineteen years the dread fever at least showed its ugly face.
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Main cast

Guest stars

Throughout the course of the show, many celebrities have guest starred on The Fairly OddParents. .Some of the most notable are recurring characters Adam West (Catman) and Jay Leno (Crimson Chin).^ Conan O'Brien Jay Leno George Clooney Wyclef Jean Pat Robertson more popular celebrities Most Popular Movies .
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Some other famous stars were Norm Macdonald (Norm the Genie), Chris Kirkpatrick (Chip Skylark), Alec Baldwin (older Timmy), Ben Stein (the Pixies), Gilbert Gottfried (Dr. Bender and Wendell), Brendan Fraser (Turbo Thunder), Patrick Warburton (M.E.R.F. agents), Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley (themselves), and Tom Arnold (Santa).
.Though not featured as guests on the show, references have been made to other public figures, including Bill Gates (shown as a child with Cosmo and Wanda as fairy godparents), Tina Turner (also one of their godkids), Britney Spears (parodied as "Britney Britney"), and Sylvester Stallone (parodied as Sylvester Calzone), Billy Crystal (parodied as Billy Crystalball), and George W. Bush (a U.S. president was depicted in one episode, and he bore resemblance to then-president Bush).^ On the one hand she was a career women who was always fighting to prove that women are equal to men, and on the other hand she bore the burden of the home and the children almost singlehandedly."

^ One or two of the negroes were well dressed, and quiet and gentlemanly in their manners; the others were slouching, unkempt, suspicious in their demeanor, and evidently unfit for any public duty.
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^ In the wrong hands a beating can be called child abuse, but in the right hands it could be the difference between raising a Bill Gates or a Bobby Brown.
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Production history

Early origins (1998-2001)

A postcard for The Fairly OddParents segment on Nickelodeon's Oh Yeah! Cartoons
Producer Butch Hartman originally created The Fairly OddParents as a seven minute short film entitled "Fairy Godparents," one of 39 short cartoons in the first season of Fred Seibert's Oh Yeah! Cartoons. .Butch Hartman made six more short films for the show in Season 3. Nickelodeon agreed to a six episode order (consisting of two 11-minute stories) of "The Fairly Oddparents", which began airing on March 30, 2001, in the half hour after Invader Zim.^ Season 2, Episode 14 Breast in Show .
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^ The retail trade of one dry-goods establishment in St. Louis now amounts to more than six million dollars annually, and there are two which boast a million, and four half-a-million each.
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^ Now D & Q have published a collection of seven of Modans short stories in the collection Jamiliti and Other Stories, giving us a chance to appreciate more fully Modans talents and interests.

On April 11, 2006, Nickelodeon UK aired nine Oh Yeah! Cartoons shorts in three episodes. .These stories include "Where's the Wand", in which Vicky uses Wanda's wand, and "Too Many Timmys", in which Timmy makes copies of himself.^ The grandeur, the rugged beauty of these mighty table-lands will for many years yet be enjoyed only by the Indian; he makes a good fight there.
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^ Her story-length comics, published in a series of Actus anthologies over the past decade, appeared to seize as many of these opportunities as possible.

^ And indeed, these people are broken away from the many things that make up their home.

Each episode lasts for about 7 minutes. Unlike the half-hour series, the animation in the shorts is not as smooth, and the designs are notably different (including Timmy's parents Mr. and Mrs. Turner, who are only seen from the neck down with their faces hidden in the pilot episodes). Other notable differences include voices like Timmy Turner, who was voiced by another actress (Mary Kay Bergman), instead of Tara Strong

Early popularity (2001-2004)

A poster featuring Timmy Turner with Cosmo and Wanda, Timmy's fairy godparents.
.The Fairly OddParents was immediately popular around its first year, greatly increasing its lead-in rating from Invader Zim.^ For about a year the number of pupils in the public schools has been increasing at the rate of two hundred monthly.
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.In fact, no matter what time slot Nickelodeon placed the show in, Nick's ratings soared.^ You are all over the place often showing a rather poor grasp of facts which rarely keep you from ranting.
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^ No Place Like Home (Rugrats (Simon & Schuster Paperback)) ~ Simon Spotlight/Nickelodeon .

.The series attracted a wider than anticipated audience, appealing to all ages, a feat only matched by Spongebob Squarepants[citation needed].^ All the old rail connections are now resuscitated, and Charleston is reaching out for a wider range of commerce than, before the war, she would have deemed possible.
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.Other than SpongeBob, it was later Nickelodeon's highest rated show.^ It is leverage and shows how incredible the region could be if the nations worked with each other than fought.
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^ The speech in Egypt is the opportunity to show a new path rather than the good will gestures that have been spit upon by Syria, Hamas, Iran and other miscreants.
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^ The negro in South Carolina, and in other adjacent States, shows a tendency to render the English language more musical than it is when spoken by Anglo-Saxons.
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Early 2002 and 2003 was the first peak of popularity for The Fairly OddParents. Ratings sky-rocketed, and it briefly passed SpongeBob SquarePants. .The show saw its quick rise to the top in Australia and United States in summer of 2002 and 2003 when the show's first TV special, Abra-Catastrophe!, was aired.^ Map showing the Cotton Region of the United States.
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^ There Beauregard once sat haughtily entrenched until Halleck's persistence in assault MAP SHOWING THE COTTON REGION OF THE UNITED STATES. .
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^ Map showing Grades of Illiteracy in the United States.
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The film was a success and many products were merchandised.
After Abra-Catastrophe!, creator Butch Hartman created a new project for Nickelodeon called Danny Phantom. A second Fairly OddParents TV special was made, titled Channel Chasers. Since then, there have been other specials, like The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker, Crash Nebula, School's Out! The Musical, Fairy Idol, the "Jimmy-Timmy" crossovers, Fairly OddBaby, Wishology, and recently Anti-Poof.

End and resumption of production (2005-2007)

Nickelodeon ceased the production of the show late in 2005, with The Jerkinators (The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3) as the actual season finale of the sixth season, though in the U.S the episode "Timmy the Barbarian!/No Substitute for Crazy!" was shown after The Jerkinators as the 5th season finale. .Butch Hartman made the official announcement on his forum on January 24, 2006. However, Butch announced on February 2, 2007 on his forum that Nick has granted Fairly OddParents twenty more episode slots and that the show had resumed production.^ The annual product in Georgia, Louisiana and the Carolinas, from 1865 to 1871, will show that the industry is gradually struggling to its feet once more: .
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Cosmo and Wanda also appeared in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
A theatrical movie was planned for release by Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies, but was eventually dropped due to a regime change by Paramount, though the script was written. .Hartman stated on his website[2] that he would like to release the movie to DVD one day, but did not have any definitive plans to do so.^ Narrator : Another thing I learned quickly is that much like bin Laden, girlfriends like to make plans, and those plans did not include Greg.
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^ So, one of the covers we did was by an artist who drew Alfred E. Newman like a skinhead.

^ North-west of it is the Cumberland table-land, which Andrew Jackson was wont to declare would one day be the garden of the United States; and one of the outlines of this plateau, extending from the vicinity of Chattanooga to Cumberland Gap, is known as "Walden's Ridge."
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[2] This movie possibly became Wishology. The Fairly OddParents have appeared in a $50 Best Western travel card over the 2006 summer period and again over the 2007 summer period.

Revival (2008-present)

.After a one year hiatus, Nickelodeon announced on TV that they would begin the broadcast of a television movie called Fairly OddBaby as the beginning of at least 20 episodes of Season 6, and to carry the show to at least the year 2011.[3] A huge hit, Fairly OddBaby aired on February 18, 2008, becoming the top entertainment program across broadcast and basic cable TV for the year among kids.^ Rude as are their surroundings in the little cabins which they now call their own, they are beginning to take an interest in their homes, and the children spend some time each year at school.
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^ It was at Napoleon that the man showed a casual passer-by on a steamboat a pocket full of ears, and, with a grin, announced that he was among the boys while they were having a frolic last night.
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^ "Strange words are less numerous in their patois than one would suppose, and, few as they are, many of them may be readily derived from English words.
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[4] .Also, four new episodes aired each day at 5:00 p.m.^ THE new link in the New York and New Orleans Air Line, connecting Charlotte in North Carolina with Augusta in Georgia, had been finished but a few days when I passed over it.
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EST beginning on Monday, March 10 after a rerun of the Fairly OddBaby special, and ending on Thursday (3–13) of that week. It was reported that 8.81 million people watched this movie when it originally aired. .Another new episode week aired from May 12–16, 2008. The Fairly Oddlympics aired on August 1, 2008, as part of the lead-up to the 2008 Summer Olympics, which began on August 8, 2008. Another premiere week aired through August 11–15, 2008. Four new episodes of The Fairly OddParents aired during Super Stuffed Nicktoons Weekend.^ EXIT WOUNDS reviewed by San Jose Mercury News Updated January 11, 2008 .

^ Page 513 Another hour and a-half of climbing; then, dashing through a clearing, we suddenly saw above us a crag 200 feet high, with a stone-strewn path leading up it.
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^ The road to Asheville leads through Saluda Gap, and past the beautiful summer resort, once the refuge of so many wealthy lowlanders, "Flat Rock."
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The series, in terms of humor, made a change from the "gag-like" humor of the previous seasons to a "pop-culture" type of humor.
.The next three Fairly OddParents movies, Wishology, aired in three one-hour installments during the first weekend of May 2009. This is the first Fairly OddParents movie to be nearly three hours long (or, excluding commercials, 144 minutes) and to be presented in HD and widescreen, and they are the last episodes of the season.^ There is an aspect of wild desolation about the swamps and marshes which one may at first find picturesque, but which finally wearies and annoys the eye.
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^ Alternate flooding and draining must take place several times during the season, and one part of the crop must be flooded, while the other adjacent to it is dry.
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^ There is a popular belief that they come at intervals of three years in the same districts, and that their greatest ravages occur after intervals of twenty-one years.
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[citation needed]
Another Fairly OddParents special was released on Nickelodeon D Anti-Poof. .This was the tenth Fairly OddParents special and it followed a week of brand new Fairly OddParents episodes airing from July 6 to July 9, 2009. The special followed all of the new episodes aired in succession and was only episode length itself.^ In the fall of 1865 the first general election under the new State constitution was held, and the Democrats were overwhelmingly successful in all sections.
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.It premiered on July 10, 2009 at 7:00 pm est.^ May 30, 2009 6:00 PM .
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^ May 31, 2009 10:00 AM .
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^ May 31, 2009 3:00 PM .
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.And on August 10-14 there was a premiere of brand new episodes of the Fairly Oddparents at 6:00 P.M. est.^ Brand-new Daddy (Rugrats 10 X 8) ~ Sarah Willson Simon Spotlight/Nickelodeon Sarah Willson .

On September 28, 2009 @ 4/3c, Nickelodeon started airing 5 new 15-minute Fairly OddParents episodes. On Feburary 6, 2010 it aired two episodes part of Super Serect Crush Weekend. Nickelodeon is airing more The Fairly OddParents episodes on March 20, 2010. Many other episodes will air every month. Also two new episodes will air before the 2010 Kids Choice Awards on March 27, 2010.

Episodes

Season Episodes First airdate Last airdate
Season 0 10 September 4, 1998 March 23, 2001
Season 1 6 March 30, 2001 December 12, 2001
Season 2 14 February 24, 2002 July 27, 2002
Season 3 20 April 27, 2003 November 9, 2003
Season 4 20 November 16, 2003 February 10, 2005
Season 5 20 July 18, 2005 November 25, 2006
Season 6 20 February 18, 2008 August 12, 2009
Season 7 20 July 6, 2009 TBA, 2010
Season 8 20 TBA, 2010 TBA, 2012

Fairly OddParents TV movies

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour trilogy

  • The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour (2004)
  • The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide (2006)
  • The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkinators (2006)
.(Due to the cancellation of The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius there will be no more Jimmy Timmy Power Hours.^ THERE is much that is discouraging in the present condition of the South, but no one is more loth than the Southerner to admit the impossibility of its thorough redemption.
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^ Freeman : Well, except there's no way you're leaving here with more money than when you came in.
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^ In due time King James and "The Company of Adventures" quarreled, and the latter's powers were superseded by a proclamation in 1624.
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)

Lucky 7 marathon

On July 7, 2007, from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, Nickelodeon showed viewers' favorite Fairly OddParents episodes, voted for on TurboNick. .That was the third time Nickelodeon allowed viewers to vote for their favorite episodes; the first occasion was SpongeBob SquarePants' Best Day Ever event and the other time was Jimmy Neutron's "Genius, Sheenius or Imbetweenius" event.^ In this manner the Governor has absolute control of the elections, for the managers are allowed to keep and count the votes, and are not compelled to report for some days.
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^ Now, the process has been reversed, with the publication of Jamilti and Other Stories, a collection of her earlier work originally published in Hebrew and translated into English for the first time.

^ Page 24 occasional deposition from and re-instatement in office of Bienville, were the chief events in those crude days of the beginning.
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However, unlike the previous two, no new episode was aired. Instead, 77 secrets were revealed. .The 77th secret stated that a new character is joining the Fairly Oddparents cast and gave hints such as showing Cosmo in a diaper, 'pooing' himself and then people going "Aww". This indicated that Cosmo and Wanda were going to have a baby.^ The Governor was himself disgusted with such manoeuvres, and gradually showed a leaning toward the respectable Conservatives, who now and then gathered around him.
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^ In San Antonio, too, as in Nantucket, you may hear people speak of "going to the States," "the news from the States," etc., with utmost gravity and good faith.
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^ I deliberately chose to explore this theme in such an extreme atmosphere to show how all these feelingslove, anger, and romancekeep going.

That is one of the only Fairly OddParents marathons. Later in December 2007, Nick showed a commercial telling of things that were going to happen in 2008. This commercial had a short preview, of Fairly OddBaby which included Cosmo in a hospital gown holding a baby, aired February 18, 2008.

DVD and VHS

See also

Notes

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.The Fairly OddParents is a Nickelodeon animated television series created by Butch Hartman.^ The Fairly OddParents is a Nickelodeon animated television series created by Butch Hartman .
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^ An animated series for Nickelodeon.
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^ Wikipedia has an article about: The Fairly OddParents The Fairly OddParents quotes at the Internet Movie Database The Fairly OddParents at TV.com The Fairly OddParents at Nick.com Butch Hartman's Offical Website Retrieved from " http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Fairly_OddParents " Categories : TV cleanup .
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.The series follows the life a 10-year-old boy, Timmy Turner and his two wish-granting fairies, Cosmo and Wanda.^ Cosmo and Wanda : Santa grants wishes while we relax, Cosmo : And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend!
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^ Children's animated series about Timmy, a 10-year-old boy with fairy godparents.
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^ Timmy : [on why he loves Cosmo and Wanda] Why?
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Contents

Oh, Yeah! Cartoons Shorts

The Fairly OddParents!

[First lines of the series]
Dad: Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. .Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?^ I don't love you!
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^ You don't even know what love is.
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^ And I just love you portfolio as well.

Vicky: No problem, Mr. Turner! .I just love Timmy.^ I just love Timmy.
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^ Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?
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^ Mom: Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!
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.[grabs Timmy] We're gonna be best pals, right, Timmy?^ Timmy] We're gonna be best pals, right, Timmy?
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^ Timmy: Dude, if you're gonna be a human, you gotta eat school food.
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^ Dad: Hey, guess what Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance!
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.Timmy: Oxygen...darkness...^ Timmy : Oxygen...darkness...
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.Vicky: All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way.^ Vicky : All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way.
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^ Alan : Stay out of my room.
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^ Vicky: All right, Twerp!
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.2) Go to bed early.^ Go to bed early.
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3) Do the dishes.
Timmy: Mom told you to do 'em!
Vicky: Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you? [holds up a magazine titled "Chix"]
Timmy: That's not mine! .Mom will never believe you.^ Alan : Now, I have been to a lot of these things with Mom, and I know you think it's gonna be bad, but believe me, it's gonna be worse than you can even imagine.
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^ It surely can’t be the case that you’ve seen no humility in Christians today — that you’ve never seen a Christian act in a humble fashion because he believes that is the demand of his faith.
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^ Chelsea : Believe me, when you meet my mom, you'll thank God for Evelyn.
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Vicky: Ha! .Well, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house!^ Herb : Well, it worked out great.
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^ Well, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house!
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^ Great work by you as well!

.Just ask my little brother.^ Just ask my little brother.
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^ Gin, perhaps because of her age (the oldest of eleven), perhaps because of her innate talent, perhaps because of her Aunt Edith's influence, always seemed to me to be just a little different from her brothers and sisters.
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^ The hare let him cry on for a little while, and then he said: "My little brother, do not cry any more.

[dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]

.Timmy: Oh Magic 9 Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies?^ Timmy : Oh Magic 9 Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies?
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^ "Oh Vicky, I've come for my money back.
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^ I lost both my parents some years ago; I miss them a lot, and probably cannot stop waiting for them to come back somehow.

[reading answer] Titanic: Director's Cut?! .They'll be there all night!^ There are ostensibly parish boards of school directors in office in every section of the State; but they do not all perform their duty.
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^ At night, an empty table in the market square under the stars is all the privacy young lovers can hope for, and what happens there is soon everybody's business.

^ He doesn't seem to have much of a personality, so guess whoever he ends up with will be his match, except she'll likely be drama-driven as they all are.
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Man, that's dumb!
[He throws the Magic 9 Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, causing the entrance of Cosmo & Wanda.]
Cosmo and Wanda: HEY TIMMY!
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: I'm Wanda!
Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!
.Wanda: What do you think, Timmy?^ Timmy: (using Wanda's wand to put his words in text of book they are in) And Tom said, 'You're sending me back to Missouri?'
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^ Wanda, and Timmy are inside Timmy's head) "Are you sure this isn't my mind?
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^ Wanda: Timmy, wish for something simple so he can't trick you.
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.Timmy: I think I`m I calling the cops.^ Timmy : I think I`m I calling the cops.
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.Vicky: What's going on in here?!^ Vicky : Here you go.
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^ "And here's Wanda with the news: Vicky's going to kill you when she finds out what you're up to!"
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^ Vicky : What's going on in here?!
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Timmy: Nothing.
Vicky: What's with the fish?
Timmy: Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish!
.Vicky: Fish are riddled with germs.^ Vicky : Fish are riddled with germs.
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.I wouldn't want you getting sick.^ I wouldn't want you getting sick.
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^ Frasier : You wouldn't want to miss a line of this dialogue: "Oh Zirconia , can't you see Stone doesn't love you, he loves Placenta !"
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^ Daniel: [Discussing his cancer treatment with Denise] You wouldn't have wanted to see me.
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.Maybe I should flush 'em!^ Maybe I should flush 'em!
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Timmy: No!
.Cosmo: Should we do something?^ Cosmo : Should we do something?
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.Wanda: Well, he's got to wish for it first!^ Wanda : Well, he's got to wish for it first!
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.Cosmo: Ooh, I hate that rule.^ Cosmo : Ooh, I hate that rule.
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.Wanda: I'm calling a union meeting.^ Wanda : I'm calling a union meeting.
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.Vicky: I want those things out of here or it's toilet time for the two of them!^ Marty : I want to get out of here now.
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^ Vicky : I want those things out of here or it's toilet time for the two of them!
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^ "Bobby, I want you to do two things I pray you'll never have to do again.
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.Wanda: [sarcastically] Sweet girl.^ Wanda : [sarcastically] Sweet girl.
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.Cosmo: I love her fangs.^ Cosmo : I love her fangs.
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.Timmy: Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?^ The one you are born into and the ones you make.
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^ Timmy : Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?
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^ Timmy: (tied to a giant hairy leg) Couldn't you have shaved this thing?!
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.Cosmo: Oooh, may I, Pookie?^ Cosmo : Oooh, may I, Pookie?
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.Wanda: Of course, Stallion.^ Wanda : Of course, Stallion.
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[Cosmo turns Vicky into a giant snake.]
Timmy: Aaaaahhhhh!
Wanda: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"
.Cosmo: I got to get this thing fixed!^ Cosmo : I got to get this thing fixed!
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Vicky: You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!
.Wanda: [sits on Vicky, as a giant baby] Goo goo!^ Wanda : [sits on Vicky, as a giant baby] Goo goo!
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.Cosmo: [as Groucho Marx] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!^ Cosmo : [as Groucho Marx ] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!
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Vicky: Help!
Cosmo: Sorry! .The secret word was pie!^ The secret word was pie!
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[throws a pie in Vicky's face]

.Cosmo: Sorry, is it my breath?^ Cosmo : Sorry, is it my breath?
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Cosmo: [as train] Woo Woo Baby Woo Woo!

.Timmy: Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever!^ Timmy : Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever!
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^ [Cosmo creates a door, and Timmy's parents come in] Mom: Vicky!
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^ Timmy: hey mom heres the mothers day present for you.
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Can she babysit all the time?
Mom: Of course, dear.
.Cosmo: Looks like we'll be here a while!^ Cosmo : Looks like we'll be here a while!
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^ I mean, when I heard Black Life Magazine , I was expecting him to be like "Hey, little momma, you tell the dude I'll be here at fo'."
  • WKRP in Cincinnati - Wikiquote 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cosmo looks like his mother, Mama Cosma and Wanda looks like her father, Big Daddy, thanks to Timantha.
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.Wanda: At least we'll be clean!^ Wanda : At least we'll be clean!
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Too Many Timmy's

Where's the Wand?

.Cosmo: A magic wand in the wrong hands could mean total disaster...^ Each hand gave their magic wands a wave.
  • Teen Titans : The Lost Season - toonzone forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.toonzone.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Cosmo : A magic wand in the wrong hands could mean total disaster...
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^ Cosmo: But that's my hand pal, and guess what, I don't need magic to turn it into a FIST! (tries unsuccessfully) (Juandissimo then turns Cosmo into a tortoise and his wand lands several feet away) When I get my wand..oh, you are in for it!
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and .Vicky's hands are the worst hands around!^ Vicky's hands are the worst hands around!
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.Cosmo: Time to use the most powerful magical weapon in my arsenal...^ Cosmo : Time to use the most powerful magical weapon in my arsenal...
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^ Narrator : Dogs aren't used in dog food, but this wasn't a good time to correct my father.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Actually, I often improvise when building using the site realities to create the most solid construction and save time.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

me!

The Fairy Flu!


Vicky: Hello, I'm Vicky, and I'm... THE ABSOLUTE RULER!
.Boy: How come you're the absolute ruler?^ How did you come to that conclusion?
  • animated Teen Titans vs. X-Men: Evolution [Archive] - Comic Book Resources Forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.comicbookresources.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Denny: You're absolutely right.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ How come you're doing that?
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Other party guests back away]
Vicky: Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. DO THE MATH!!!!

.Vicky: These are the [birthday] party rules.^ Vicky : These are the [birthday] party rules.
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.Now I am only gonna say this once, so pay attention!.^ Now I am only gonna say this once, so pay attention!.
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^ Cyborg : All right, I'm only gonna say this once; BOOYAH! [ edit ] Calling All Titans [5.11] .
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Montgomery county, in which the capital of the State is situated, once comprehended a large portion of Central Alabama, but now includes only eight hundred square miles.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

Now then... .[Cosmo sneezes and she turns into a frog] Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit...^ [Cosmo sneezes and she turns into a frog] Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit...
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^ [Cosmo and Wanda are turning into a tee and ball] Timmy: Ow!
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^ Wanda: [turns Cosmo into a baby] Now you are!
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[catches a fly with her tongue] Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit! [changes back] Got it?!
Kids: Yaayyyyy!
.Vicky: Sub humans...^ Vicky : Sub humans...
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.Clown: Show-off.^ Clown : Show-off.
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Tootie: Why are we stuffing your balloons with sauerkraut?
Timmy: Uh... they're rare German balloons. .Now stuff, stuff like the wind!^ Now stuff, stuff like the wind!
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.Clown: [sarcastically] "No mom, I don't wanna go to college, no I want to 'follow my dreams' and become a clown."^ Cosmo: I'm going to fulfil my dream of becoming a watercolor artist.
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^ Don't you want to go to Heaven?
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Clown : [sarcastically] "No mom, I don't wanna go to college, no I want to 'follow my dreams' and become a clown."
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.Vicky: And now I can catch up on my beauty sleep, not that I need any.^ I can also do my own make-up if need be.

^ Vicky : And now I can catch up on my beauty sleep, not that I need any.
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^ (Bobby is presenting Jesus' miracles in the form of a magic show) Now, "for my next trick, I'm gonna need a large wooden cross and a couple of volunteers..."
  • King of the Hill - Wikiquote 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • King of the Hill - Wikiquote 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Party of Three

The Temp!

.Jorgen: As a reward for doing so good, you get to do wand-ups.^ Julius : What are you doing up?
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What are you doing up this late?
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^ Jorgen : As a reward for doing so good, you get to do wand-ups.
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.Cosmo: That doesn't sound so bad.^ Roz: Suddenly that crock pot I'm giving them doesn't sound so bad.
  • Frasier Season 7 Quotes 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.toybox.ca [Source type: Original source]

^ That doesn't sound so bad as long as its not barbra or helena.
  • Teen Titans/Titans Discussion Thread [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: General]

Jorgen: 18 million, NOW!
Cosmo and Wanda: 1, 2, 3...

The Zappys

.Timmy: [on why he loves Cosmo and Wanda] Why?^ Timmy : [on why he loves Cosmo and Wanda] Why?
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^ [Cosmo and Wanda are turning into a tee and ball] Timmy: Ow!
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^ Cosmo and Wanda : Santa grants wishes while we relax, Cosmo : And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend!
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.What do you mean why?^ What do you mean why?
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^ Herb : Oh, yeah, I mean, uh, why chew on one chicken wing when you can eat from the whole bucket?
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^ Denny: Oh, that must mean I've come to see you...why?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.They're my best friends.^ They're my best friends.
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^ Denny: Alan, you're my best friend.
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^ He goes to Wisconsin after her to make sure they're still friends.
  • "Frasier" (1993) - Episode list 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.imdb.com [Source type: General]

.Well, they make me feel safe.^ Well, they make me feel safe.
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^ They make me feel loved.
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^ Wooldoor : I, um, well, um, brought the manure home because I thought they'd make nice slippers.
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.They make me feel loved.^ Well, they make me feel safe.
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^ They make me feel loved.
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^ Alan: [regarding Brad and Tara] They make a lovely couple, don't they?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.They may make a few mistakes.^ "Strange words are less numerous in their patois than one would suppose, and, few as they are, many of them may be readily derived from English words.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Certainly, it is not without some reason that the enthusiastic Baltimore merchants predict that they may claim $50,000,000 in exports annually in a few years.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

.But they're my pals, and I love them more than anything.^ They're my best friends.
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^ I love him more than ever!"
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^ But they're my pals, and I love them more than anything.
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News Co-Hosts: ZAPPY FIGHT!!

The Really Bad Day!

.Vicky Khan: It's way past your bedtime, mister!^ Vicky Khan : It's way past your bedtime, mister!
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^ It's way past your bedtime!
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^ Walter Dickerson : What's the matter, past your bedtime?
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Timmy: Who's that?
.Genghis Khan: Uh, that's my babysitter, Vicky Khan.^ Genghis Khan : Uh, that's my babysitter, Vicky Khan.
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.Timmy: Wow, Vicky must have a real extended family!^ Timmy : Wow, Vicky must have a real extended family!
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^ Timmy: I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.
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Super Humor!

Scout's Honor!

Season 1

The Big Problem/Power Mad! [1.1]

Wanda: You can't spell "Vicky" without "icky".

.Vicky: All right, Twerp!^ Vicky: All right, Twerp!
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^ Vicky : All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way.
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Time for bed.
Timmy: But it's only 6:04.
Vicky: Well, it's 9:04 on the east coast. BED!!!!!!!
.Cosmo: (after seeing Timmy's clock change from 6:04 to 6:05) Now it's 9:05 on the east coast!^ (Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy) Oh no!
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^ Cosmo & Timmy: YAY! (after a "Not Study" poof, we see Cosmo and Timmy playing the Crash Nebula video game) .
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^ Cosmo: (after seeing Timmy's clock change from 6:04 to 6:05) Now it's 9:0 5 on the east coast!
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Timmy: Well, how do I look?
Both: Ew!
.Timmy: 'Ew' is right!^ Timmy: 'Ew' is right!
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I don't have any hair!
.Wanda: Sure you do!^ Wanda: Sure you do!
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^ Wanda, and Timmy are inside Timmy's head) "Are you sure this isn't my mind?
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.It's here on your back!^ It's here on your back!
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^ I mean, they already have their story, and then they come up here with this pre-conceived notion and put a hatchet right in your back.
  • WKRP in Cincinnati - Wikiquote 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Timmy, having wished himself to be older, sees his Mom and Dad kissing]
.Timmy: (covers his eyes) Arrrgh!^ [Timmy, having wished himself to be older, sees his Mom and Dad kissing] Timmy: (covers his eyes) Arrrgh!
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It burns!

.Fairy-Gram: Fairy-Gram for Cosmo and Wanda.^ Fairy-Gram: Fairy-Gram for Cosmo and Wanda.
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^ The series follows the life a 10-year-old boy, Timmy Turner and his two wish-granting fairies, Cosmo and Wanda .
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Cosmo: I'm Cosmo and Wanda!
.Fairy-Gram: Now that your kid is big and hairy, your next assignment is mean and scary.^ Fairy-Gram: Now that your kid is big and hairy, your next assignment is mean and scary.
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^ Charlie [singing] : I drink from a sippy cup, sippy cup, sippy cup I drink from a sippy cup 'cause I'm a big kid now Bye-bye boobies, bye-bye boobies bye-bye boobies 'cause I'm a big kid now!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ White kids your age are buildin' sculptures by now and you over there tryin' to stay inside the lines.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Wanda: You mean we're being reassigned?^ Wanda: You mean we're being reassigned?
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^ It reminds me how much I like you,when you're not being mean.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Wanda: I hope you mean your face!
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.Fairy-Gram: Ha ha ha!^ Fairy-Gram: Ha ha ha!
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.I mean, Yes, and we're all very sorry.^ I mean, Yes, and we're all very sorry.
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^ And the fact that they listened to her song and spoofed it all means they're actually big fans of her deep down inside.
  • Westboro Baptist Church Continues ‘God Hates Lady Gaga’ Campaign - Megan Phelps records own version of “Poker Face” - Softpedia 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC news.softpedia.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Julius : Son, I'm very disappointed in you, but as long as you're safe, that's all that really matters.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cosmo: Can we have a couple of hours to say good-bye to Timmy?^ Cosmo: Can we have a couple of hours to say good-bye to Timmy?
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^ "I will come back soon, just let me go and say good-bye to my friends."

^ Cosmo and Sheen singing (in Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2) "I'll be back...
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Fairy-Gram: Can I have five dollars? Two hours.

.Cosmo: Miniature golf is a great kids' game!^ Cosmo: Miniature golf is a great kids' game!
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[Cosmo and Wanda are turning into a tee and ball]
Timmy: Ow! My back!
.Wanda: Let me try the Age-O-Meter.^ Wanda: Let me try the Age-O-Meter.
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.Kid...adult...Oh, no!^ Kid...adult...Oh, no!
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.You've become even more of an adult!^ You've become even more of an adult!
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^ You've had more infected wangs in you than a Shanghai hospital!
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^ Daphne's wedding is approaching and Niles becomes even more apprehensive when he and Mel decide to take a trip together.
  • "Frasier" (1993) - Episode list 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.imdb.com [Source type: General]

.Cosmo: We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!^ Cosmo: We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!
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.Vicky: This is for the TV, the VCR, the DVD, the surround sound, the combination microwave popcorn maker/neck massager, and I don't know what this plug does, but I ain't payin' for the electricity!^ Vicky: This is for the TV, the VCR, the DVD, the surround sound, the combination microwave popcorn maker/neck massager, and I don't know what this plug does, but I ain't payin' for the electricity!
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^ In the program, AA, I think I know you from there, don't I? Larry: No, I wish you did, it sounds like a nice place to hang out.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Timmy: I lost a life...on level 1! What am I, 4?!^ Timmy: I lost a life...on level 1!
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.Cosmo: [as Ricky] Wanda!^ Cosmo : [as Ricky] Wanda!
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You've got some splainin' to do!
.Wanda: [as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.^ You want me at your table.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You just want them to know where yours has been.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You want to win right?
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

.Cosmo: Eh, babaloo?^ Cosmo : Eh, babaloo?
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Wanda: That, too.
.Cosmo & Poof-like character: Waaaahhhhhh!^ Cosmo & Poof-like character : Waaaahhhhhh!
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.Wanda: Just let me clairify this, you married your car?^ You just want them to know where yours has been.
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Wanda : Just let me clairify this, you married your car?
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.Cosmo: Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon!^ After Fred finished law school and six years of playing soldier in France and Germany, his three kids are now ten years younger than my three.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]


[Timmy enters Level 8 of the video game, which looks like an underwater version of his Aunt Gertrude's house
.Aunt Gertrude: (as a giant lobster with large claws) Hello, Timmy!^ [Timmy enters Level 8 of the video game, which looks like an underwater version of his Aunt Gertrude's house Aunt Gertrude: (as a giant lobster with large claws) Hello, Timmy!
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.Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!^ Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!
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.Timmy: I hope she means my face!^ Timmy: I hope she means my face!
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^ Wanda: I hope you mean your face!
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Timmy: I wish I had cheeks of steel!
.Wanda: I hope you mean your face!^ That they do not agree with yours does not make them any less valid, nor does it mean they are actively opposed to your beliefs or that they are in some way persecuting you.
  • Pray for Larry David, Creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm « The American Catholic 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC the-american-catholic.com [Source type: Original source]

^ [Upon hearing of Herb and Judith's marital problems, Alan is smiling evilly] Charlie : Alan, you got a little evil on your face.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dale Price Says: Friday, October 30, 2009 A.D. at 9:42 am A Christian: Your sentiments are noble, but what do you mean by “atheist symbol”?
  • Pray for Larry David, Creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm « The American Catholic 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC the-american-catholic.com [Source type: Original source]

Timmy: I do!

Wanda: (as a reporter) And now here's Cosmo with the weather.
Cosmo: (holding a feather) I thought you said "feather"!

.Cosmo: It's a show about nothing!...How do we know when it's over?^ My condolences herc...I know how much the show ment to ya....maybe they will continue the show on DVD...
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ BeautifulDisaster311 says – reply to this 29 I missed it and can someone tell me how these people know who watches what shows or not?
  • Perez Hilton: The Cleveland Show Opens Well! Desperate Housewives Stumbles!!! 11 January 2010 11:28 UTC perezhilton.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know, someone who bitches about everything being "pop-culture" and how excluded they are from that part of society.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Vicky: (watching the show) I do.^ Vicky: (watching the show) I do.
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(changes the channel)

.Cosmo: Follow me to the TV! I've got an idea!^ Cosmo: Follow me to the TV! I've got an idea!
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.Wanda: (writing in a book) Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!^ Wanda: (writing in book) This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!
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^ Wanda: (writing in a book) Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!
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^ Mama Cosma: And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to love Wanda.
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LATER
.Cosmo: I'm all out of ideas!^ LATER Cosmo: I'm all out of ideas!
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.Wanda: (writing in book) Well, easy come, easy go!^ I might as well go read a book.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Wanda: (writing in book) Well, easy come, easy go!
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^ Martin and Frasier are leaving the cottage Martin: Well, come on, Frasier, let's go get a nice Sloppy joe .
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  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

LATER
.Cosmo: I had another idea!^ LATER Cosmo: I had another idea!
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.Wanda: (writing in book) This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!^ Wanda: (writing in book) This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!
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^ Wanda: (writing in a book) Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!
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^ Cosmo and Wanda : I wish every day could be Christmas.
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.Vicky: Well, keep it down!^ Vicky: Well, keep it down!
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^ Countries with universal healthcare have problems keeping costs down as well.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

.You know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV!!^ You know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV!!
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^ How am I a tool of BHO? I recognize BHO as a tyrant in the making, but then; I know what a tyrant is while you’re just repeating something you’ve heard somewhere.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Princess Clara: Not sure...how do you know when you're done killing something?
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A.J.: It's 6:13, Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13.
Chester: That's weird! He always struck as a 7:43 whizzinator.

.Timmy: Those creeps!^ Timmy: Those creeps!
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.Wait 'til I reset them.^ Wait 'til I reset them.
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Wanda: No! .If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever!^ You're turning down a hospital?
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  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If they lose, they'll get plenty more.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

^ Larry : Yeah but you're not there.
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.Timmy: Then I wish they're out of the game!^ Timmy: Then I wish they're out of the game!
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^ Depending on how capable they're feeling they could take out the X-Men while they're busy with the other three members.
  • animated Teen Titans vs. X-Men: Evolution [Archive] - Comic Book Resources Forums 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC forums.comicbookresources.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : Please tell me they're gonna pass out guns.
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cosmo: You can't! .Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of."^ Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of."
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^ I thought you were from a video game.
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^ Timmy: Then I wish they're out of the game!
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Unquote.
.Wanda: You either win the game, or take off the helmet.^ You can't take it on and off like a shirt.

^ Mel: Oh well, you know, no one takes them off faster than I do!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When you play poker you are either in it to gut your opponet and take all his money or you are the sucker.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?^ Timmy: I don't know anything anymore!
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^ Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
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^ Timmy: Don't you mean prosecutor?
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Cosmo: Nope! .We're two halves of a whole idiot.^ We're two halves of a whole idiot.
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Cosmo: I'm a Cosmo Coin! .You get one wish!^ You get one wish!
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.Timmy: I wish I had something to stop Vicky!^ Timmy: I wish I had something to stop Vicky!
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^ Timmy promises to stop his X-treme wishing!
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^ Wanda: Timmy, wish for something simple so he can't trick you.
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.Cosmo: That's just vague enough to work!^ Cosmo: That's just vague enough to work!
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^ I just don't have enough time to adequately cover as many works as I wish I could, especially on an 'as they arrive' basis.

[Cosmo creates a door, and Timmy's parents come in]
Mom: Vicky! It's us.
.Dad: Timmy's Mom and Dad.^ [Mom and Dad then walk into the kitchen and find Cosmo (as Timmy) sneaking into the cookie jar.
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^ Timmy: [as Young Dad, offering his trophy] Hi, Mom!
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^ Timmy: Insulting the teacher, F! Dad: (starts to cry and leaves with Mom] .
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.Mom: We're back!^ Mom: We're back!
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.Dad: You can go home now.^ Raven : Can we go home now?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Charlie : Where are you going now?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Go talk to somebody who gives a damn wht you think now.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

.Vicky: (screaming and melting) Nooooo!^ Vicky: (screaming and melting) Nooooo!
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Spaced Out/TransParents! [1.2]

[first instance of Timmy's recurring explanation for the amazing things he has as the result of his fairy godparents]
Chester: Killer Crash suit, dude!
.A.J: Yeah -wherever did you get it?^ Herb : Yeah, how did you know?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ A.J: Yeah -wherever did you get it?
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Timmy: Uh...Internet.

.Mark Chang: PUNY HUMANS! Wassup?!^ Mark Chang: PUNY HUMANS! Wassup?!
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^ Mark Chang: Silence, puny Earth children!
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I'm going to suck your brains through these BENDY STRAWS!!!!!

.Wanda: We have good news and bad news.^ Wanda: We have good news and bad news.
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^ Timmy: I, Timmy, candy crunching warrior of Earth, have good news and bad news.
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^ Wanda: Oh, wait...that was the bad news!
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.Timmy: What's the good news?^ Timmy: (shouting) Then what's the good news?!
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^ Timmy: What's the good news?
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^ Timmy: I, Timmy, candy crunching warrior of Earth, have good news and bad news.
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.Cosmo: The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.^ Cosmo: The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
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.Wanda: And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!^ Wanda: And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!
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.Timmy: What's the bad news?^ Timmy: What's the bad news?
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^ Timmy: I, Timmy, candy crunching warrior of Earth, have good news and bad news.
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.Wanda: Oh, wait...that was the bad news!^ Wanda: Oh, wait...that was the bad news!
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^ Wanda: We have good news and bad news.
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.Timmy: (shouting) Then what's the good news?!^ Timmy: (shouting) Then what's the good news?!
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^ Timmy: What's the good news?
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^ Timmy: I, Timmy, candy crunching warrior of Earth, have good news and bad news.
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.Cosmo: I found a nickel!^ Cosmo: I found a nickel!
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.Timmy: I, Timmy, candy crunching warrior of Earth, have good news and bad news.^ Timmy: I, Timmy, candy crunching warrior of Earth, have good news and bad news.
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^ Wanda: We have good news and bad news.
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^ Timmy: What's the bad news?
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Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Philip!
.King Grippulor: What's the bad news?^ King Grippulor: What's the bad news?
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.Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!^ Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!
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.Mark Chang: Okay, dudes, things aren't going well with Vicky, so I've decided to suck out your brains and give 'em to her as gifts.^ Mark Chang: Okay, dudes, things aren't going well with Vicky, so I've decided to suck out your brains and give 'em to her as gifts.
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^ I'm going to suck your brains through these BENDY STRAWS!!!!!
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^ Aren't you going to change us?
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.Chester: You can suck out our minds, livers, and spleens - but we will never surrender!^ Alan : Are you out of your mind?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Chester: You can suck out our minds, livers, and spleens - but we will never surrender!
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^ They don't care if you recognize the hypocricy in the fact that they would never allow that same skit to be carried out with a picture of Muhammed.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

Mark Chang: Silence, puny Earth children! .No one can save you now!^ No one can save you now!
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^ And if there’s one positively sacred rule you need to follow, it’s this: Plan now.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

^ Baton Rouge now has no communication with New Orleans save by steamer.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

.Both: Tim Nebula!^ Both: Tim Nebula!
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.Timmy: Intergalactic scum, your reign of terror ends now!^ Timmy: Intergalactic scum, your reign of terror ends now!
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^ Timmy: Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!
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Mrs. Chang: The flowers touch his skin but he neither bleeds nor burns!!!

.Timmy: (After eating the dreaded chocolate) Hey!^ Timmy: (After eating the dreaded chocolate) Hey!
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^ Mom : I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all.
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There's peanuts in this!

.Mark Chang: It does not matter how hideous you are on the outside, but how evil and vicious you are on the inside.^ Mark Chang: It does not matter how hideous you are on the outside, but how evil and vicious you are on the inside.
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^ Mark Chang: Are you mad?!
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^ Yeah, I want to change the system, but I haven't experienced that change no matter how many times I vote.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

Right? Am I right?

[While Timmy shows off the dinosaur he wished for to the class]
Mr. Crocker, Timmy's Teacher: Incredible! No normal child could have access to that kind of genetic technology. .There's only one logical explanation...^ No-one makes that from scratch any more, there's only one explanation.
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^ There's only one logical explanation...
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^ Besides Greg, there was only one person who would care if I wasn't in school.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

[At the end of a three way phone call, Timmy and Chester simply hang up]
.A.J.: Doesn't anyone say "goodbye" anymore?^ Can you see the insult in saying a child doesn't need a mother anymore than a child needs two men?
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Daniel: He doesn't hear a thing anyone says, does he?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Mr. Crocker: If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES! If they don't, I HAVE TENURE!

Cosmo: Wow! .This coffee stuff is great!^ This coffee stuff is great!
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Coffee, coffee, coffee!

Mr. Crocker: Can I offer you anything with that? .Cream, sugar, magic?^ Cream, sugar, magic?
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Wanda: What was that last one?
Mr. Crocker: Sugar?

.Principal Waxleplax: A week of detention for all of you!^ Principal Waxleplax: A week of detention for all of you!
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^ You're good all week and you let off steam on the weekend.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.(to Timmy) You for faking your show and tell protect!^ Timmy) You for faking your show and tell protect!
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^ Jax, I like your posts so much, when you're talking logically and clearly, and telling us what you think.....
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Clara : If you put your show on, it'll turn the children gayer than a magician!
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.(to Chester and A.J.) You for going into the girls bathroom!^ Chester and A.J.) You for going into the girls bathroom!
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^ Roz is in Café Nervosa when Frasier runs into Lorna Roz: So, are you going to ask her out?
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^ If you let go you will fall into the Great Lake and be drowned.

.(to Crocker) And you for trapping me in a toilet paper cocoon and promising two young boys they could enslave the earth!^ Boy #2 : You promised I'd get a new locker!
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^ Greg : You could toilet-paper his house.
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^ Boy #1 : You promised to take us to a Knicks game!
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!

A Wish Too Far!/Tiny Timmy! [1.3]

.Trixie Tang: May I grace you with my presence?^ Trixie Tang: May I grace you with my presence?
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^ Trixie Tang: Oh, you're good!
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^ Raven : You may have created me, but you were never my father.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Timmy: It'll be your honor!^ Timmy: It'll be your honor!
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.Trixie Tang: Oh, you're good!^ Shirley: When you're good enough.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Evelyn : Oh, good for you, dear.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're not a good guy, remember?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Timmy: What do those Popular Kids have that I don't?
.Cosmo: Besides the clothes and the looks and the money and the stuff?^ Cosmo: Besides the clothes and the looks and the money and the stuff?
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[Timmy has become popular, so Chester and A.J. have to find a new friend]
.Chester: Elmer, you're the new Timmy.^ [Timmy has become popular, so Chester and A.J. have to find a new friend] Chester: Elmer, you're the new Timmy.
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^ Miss Pasternak : Jake, I have wonderful news: From now on, as part of each lesson, we're gonna spend time casting demons out of you.
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^ Cosmo: If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.
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(puts Timmy's hat on Elmer)
Elmer: Neat! .Can my boil have a hat, too?^ Can my boil have a hat, too?
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Timmy: What's going on?
.Wanda: You're being sued by Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor!^ Wanda: You're being sued by Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor!
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^ Anti-Fairies are escaping from Fairy World] Wanda: Jorgen, you have to get them back!
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^ Wanda: You mean we're being reassigned?
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Timmy: Don't you mean prosecutor?
Wanda: No!
.Cosmo: I'm gonna be the defense attorney!^ Cosmo: I'm gonna be the defense attorney!
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^ (Cosmo turns into a defense attorney) Cosmo: And, for my first legal maneouvre, I'd like to make a motion!
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Timmy & Wanda: NO!!!
(Cosmo turns into a defense attorney)
.Cosmo: And, for my first legal maneouvre, I'd like to make a motion!^ (Cosmo turns into a defense attorney) Cosmo: And, for my first legal maneouvre, I'd like to make a motion!
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^ Narrator : I never really believed in things like New Year's resolutions, but for the first time in my life, all my dreams were comin' true.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ When I first got here, I thought it was gonna be like my last school, where I was the only black kid.
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(starts dancing)

Cosmo: Hi, Timmy! Look, I'm a lawyer! (changes into a fireman) Now I'm a fireman! Whee!

.Cosmo: Don't look at me.^ Cosmo: Don't look at me.
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.I'm just a coal miner!^ I'm just a coal miner!
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.Mom: Take good care of our fancy new vase while we're gone!^ You take yourself and the things you want everyone to think you believe far too seriously – you’re as godless as the rest of us, but you seem to think you’re really good at faking it.
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Mom and Grammy taught us as boys to take our hats off in an elevator in which ladies were present, and to give up our seats in the subway to a lady who was standing.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

^ People take care of themselves better if they’re given the means to do so, and a strong economy gives them that means; not government aid.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

Oh, and Timmy, too. .Keep an eye on him.^ Keep an eye on him.
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Vicky: (glaring at vase) I hate you. Stop mocking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.Timmy: Look at the size of this food!^ Timmy: Look at the size of this food!
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.If I could shrink everyone in the world down to this size, there'd be enough food to end world hunger!^ If I could shrink everyone in the world down to this size, there'd be enough food to end world hunger!
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^ Could her ilk take on the challenge of developing life-saving drugs and foods for the betterment of the whole world?” .
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Over 800 participants strong, and there’s no end in sight for One World Wednesday.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

.Wanda: Oh, that's beautiful, Timmy!^ Wanda: Oh, that's beautiful, Timmy!
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.Cosmo: But not why we're here!^ Cosmo: But not why we're here!
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Look! Big candy!
Timmy: Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

.Single Cell Princess: (very fast Valley girl) My interests include wiggling and swimming.^ The subject of narrow-gauge railroads has very much interested the people of Eastern Tennessee, and they will, in a few years, traverse the valleys in all directions.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ I told him that what he was saying was very interesting, but I had to run to the kindergarten because my daughter was waiting.

^ In terms of my fields of interest, I'm a classic girl, I'm interested only in emotions and relationships.

.My turn-offs are Penicillin and Antibiotics.^ My turn-offs are Penicillin and Antibiotics.
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^ Albert: My ex-wife used to say she could tell when I was nervous because I'd turn off white.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.But enough about me, tell me about you.^ But enough about me, tell me about you.
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^ Foxxy : Wilma, tell us about you, girl.
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^ It is about an archeological dig in Israel and as the go through the layers, it tells you about the people of the time that they hit.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

.Timmy: Well, my name's Timmy and I have a short attention span and...^ Martin :Well, I'm not going anywhere where I have to tell people my name's Wimsey!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(wanders off)

.Vicky: That's right, Timmy's throwing a "Break Timmy's Stuff" party at his house!^ Vicky: That's right, Timmy's throwing a "Break Timmy's Stuff" party at his house!
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Cosmo: We're in Kidney Land! .Oh, my gosh!^ "Oh my gosh!
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^ Oh, my gosh!
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^ Oh my gosh!
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Look!
.Cosmo & Wanda: It's Walt Kidney!^ Cosmo & Wanda: It's Walt Kidney !
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Vicky: What?! .Cute little animals?!^ Cute little animals?!
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^ Grover's book of cute little baby animals (Sesame Street book club) ~ B. G Ford Children's Television Workshop B. G Ford .

^ Grover's Book of Cute Little Baby Animals: Featuring Jim Henson's Sesame St ~ B. G Ford Children's Television Workshop B. G Ford .

.And they're CLEANING?!^ And they're CLEANING?!
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GET OUT!

Father Time!/Apartnership! [1.4]

.Dad: TROPHY-SENSES TINGLING!!!^ Dad: TROPHY-SENSES TINGLING!!!
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TO THE TROPHY CASE!

.Dad: What happened here?!?!^ Dad: What happened here?!?!
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Timmy: Uh...I melted your trophy with heat vision?
.Dad: Where did you get heat vision?^ Dad: Where did you get heat vision?
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^ Dad: And where did you get Internet?
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^ Which part did you like best: the equatorial heat, the endless lines, or the large German woman who threw up on me in the teacup ?
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.Timmy: Uhh...Internet?^ Timmy: Uhh...Internet?
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Cosmo: Oh, he's good.

.Dad: I'm so mad I wish blinding beams of heat would shoot out of my eyes right now!!^ Dad: I'm so mad I wish blinding beams of heat would shoot out of my eyes right now!!
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^ There's one out there right now.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Think on this—if you had a heart attack right now, you would feel sure thouwould have ER treatm,ent, right?
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

(Cosmo starts to grant his wish but Wanda stops him)
Wanda: No, no, ours is the one with the silly pink hat.

.Dad: Go to your room and don't come out until you learn responsibility for other people's property...or welding skills...whichever comes first!^ Alan : You're going back to your room.
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^ Dad: You can go home now.
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^ Berta : Going in or coming out?
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.Timmy: Now it's time for Scary Stories From The Future!^ Now, the process has been reversed, with the publication of Jamilti and Other Stories, a collection of her earlier work originally published in Hebrew and translated into English for the first time.

^ (You might have also seen Rutus work in The New York Times Magazine which has been publishing her stories for a little while now.

^ Timmy: Now it's time for Scary Stories From The Future!
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.In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.^ In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.
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.Young Dad: Far out!^ Young Dad: Far out!
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.Timmy: But nothing to watch!^ Timmy: But nothing to watch !
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Young Dad: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

.1970's Cosmo: The system's trying to take Timmy prisoner!^ Cosmo: The system 's trying to take Timmy prisoner!
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.1970's Wanda: We're all prisoners...on the inside!^ Wanda: We're all prisoners...on the inside!
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^ Berta : It's a shame, you paying all that money for an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house, and you're not allowed inside either one.
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.1970's Cosmo: I love you!^ Cosmo: I love you!
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.1970's Wanda: That little Billy Gates and his crazy ideas.^ Wanda: That little Billy Gates and his crazy ideas.
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.Timmy: [as Young Dad, offering his trophy] Hi, Mom!^ [Mom and Dad then walk into the kitchen and find Cosmo (as Timmy) sneaking into the cookie jar.
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^ Timmy: [as Young Dad] Groovy!
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^ Timmy: [as Young Dad, offering his trophy] Hi, Mom!
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I'm Dad. .Will you take this; go out with me; marry me; and someday have a boy with a silly pink hat?^ You're taking me out??
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^ Will you take this; go out with me; marry me; and someday have a boy with a silly pink hat?
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^ (Jake gets out of his chair on the deck) Alan : Where are you going?
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.Young Mom: Okay.^ Young Mom: Okay.
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.I'll come by your house later!^ I'll come by your house later!
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^ Later today we'll go see my guy about a will, you want to make sure the right people inherit your debts.
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  • King of the Hill - Wikiquote 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ RESPECT? shall LD come over to your house and piss on Grandma's picture?
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

.Timmy: [as Young Dad] Groovy!^ Timmy: [as Young Dad] Groovy!
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^ Timmy: [as Young Dad, offering his trophy] Hi, Mom!
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^ Dad: [seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?
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.If I'm asleep in a tent in the backyard, wake me up and tell me about the race, in excruciating detail!^ If I'm asleep in a tent in the backyard, wake me up and tell me about the race, in excruciating detail!
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^ (Raven wakes up) Robin : Why didn't you tell us?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Raven : To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Young Mom: Okay.^ Young Mom: Okay.
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[wanders off]

.Dad: This is me graduating dictator college.^ Dad was 24 when he was graduated from college.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

.And this is me taking over the world - with smiles!^ And this is me taking over the world - with smiles!
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.Wanda: I hate everything!^ Wanda: I hate everything!
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.I hate cats, I hate this day.^ I hate cats, I hate this day.
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.I'm going to bed...which I hate!^ I'm going to bed...which I hate!
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.Wanda: You're such a Mama's boy!^ Wanda: You're such a Mama's boy!
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^ Beast Boy : You're the best!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ [Alan is drunk] Jake : Boy, you're really plowed, aren't you?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Cosmo: I'm not!
.Wanda: [turns Cosmo into a baby] Now you are!^ [Cosmo and Wanda are turning into a tee and ball] Timmy: Ow!
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^ Wanda: [turns Cosmo into a baby] Now you are!
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^ I'm so into you now!
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Cosmo: Hey! .You made me make a poopy!^ You made me make a poopy!
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^ If you wanted to make a hit film, you bought the rights to a comic and made a movie out of it.

^ KDel the LAST thing you’ve done, is to keep anything on this board IMPERSONAL. You’ve made it about as PERSONAL as it gets, making it all about YOU, ALL of the time.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]


.Cosmo: Let's get something straight!^ Cosmo: Let's get something straight!
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^ [Blows up Cosmo & Wanda] "I know that you are upset, and also on fire but let me explain something..."
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I'm not bright! .Big words confuse me!^ Big words confuse me!
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I have the attention span of a rodent! But Wanda loves me anyway. She makes me happy and THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU!

.Mama Cosma: It's not working!^ Mama Cosma: It's not working!
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He's falling in love with her again!
.Cupid: Well, where's the dough?^ Cupid: Well, where's the dough?
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.You know, as the god of love, I love cash.^ It seems that Bulldog is in love Bulldog: You know what?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You fucking know there will be other shows on you fall in love with, that's what people like you do.
  • Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news. 20 September 2009 12:012 UTC www.aintitcool.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But you know, uh, in all honesty, um, I really, really loved your uh, earlier, you know, angrier stuff.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Mama Cosma: And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to love Wanda.^ Timmy : [on why he loves Cosmo and Wanda] Why?
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^ Mama Cosma: And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to love Wanda.
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^ Cosmo looks like his mother, Mama Cosma and Wanda looks like her father, Big Daddy, thanks to Timantha.
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.Dad: Okay honey, are you ready for your anniversary present?^ Dad: Okay honey, are you ready for your anniversary present?
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^ I will present a response to your citation (you should list the citation as I do) some other time as I have already posted too much and distrupted the daily chatting.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Your dad just wakes you up in the middle of the night and says, "Your mom wasn't really fat and this isn't your room anymore."
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Mom: [blindfolded] Oh, I'm so excited!^ Mom: [blindfolded] Oh, I'm so excited!
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What is it? What is it?
.Dad: Open your eyes!^ Dad: Open your eyes!
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Mom: It's a blindfold! .Oh, I've always wanted one!^ Jake : Oh, now I want one.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Oh, I've always wanted one!
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^ Daniel Post: No, but I've always wanted to.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Chin Up!/Dog's Day Afternoon [1.5]

.The Crimson Chin: Great jaws of justice!^ The Crimson Chin: Great jaws of justice!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: Justice...thy name is Chin!
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Spatula Woman!

The Crimson Chin: My powers...gone! .There must be some sort of Chintonite in this facility!^ There must be some sort of Chintonite in this facility!
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^ Martin : I used to think there'd been some sort of mix-up at the hospital.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Catherine Piper: I am saying that if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Timmy: (tied to a giant hairy leg) Couldn't you have shaved this thing?!^ Timmy: (tied to a giant hairy leg) Couldn't you have shaved this thing?!
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^ These things usually have a way of working themselves out, just like the time everyone found out you had a monster vagina between your legs.
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^ Dad: Did you notice all of those nice things Timmy has?
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The Bronze Kneecap: (pointing to his kneecap) Don't make me use this!!!

.Timmy: The Crimson Chin is still a hero, right?!^ Timmy: The Crimson Chin is still a hero, right?!
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.He'll save me, right?!^ He'll save me, right?!
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The Crimson Chin: Stupid ketchup!
.Timmy: Well, uh...^ Timmy: Well, uh...
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besides, .I'm not in any real trouble, right?!^ I'm not in any real trouble, right?!
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.If I were in any real danger, my Godparents would get me outta here, right?!^ If I were in any real danger, my Godparents would get me outta here, right?!
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^ Time would be better spent on the right wing fascists that get in here.I’m not the enemy—the govt—adn the party I belonged to for so many years, just treats me like it.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I think that pel.le dont realize how bad it is out here—I may change my mind (if he does—i certainly will!
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

Cosmo: Stupid ketchup!

The Crimson Chin: By my mother's mandible - I say NAY!

[Timmy wins the Comic Book Convention fancy dress competition]
.Wanda: He's my hero!^ [Timmy wins the Comic Book Convention fancy dress competition] Wanda: He's my hero!
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Cosmo: (holding a hero sandwich) And this is mine! (attempts to squeeze ketchup while shaking it up and down, but can't) Stupid ketchup!

.Timmy: Dogs have a better sense of smell.^ Timmy: Dogs have a better sense of smell.
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.And they can see in black and white.^ And they can see in black and white.
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^ They are anxious to see a compromise effected as speedily as possible, that both white and black may know just how they are situated, and may set their shoulders to the wheel in earnest.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ They are obliged to watch both white and black planters who procure advances from them, to make sure that they produce a crop.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

.And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!^ And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!
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^ A military dictator would be far preferable to them; they would go anywhere to escape the ignominy to which they were at present subjected.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Frasier wants to know what happened to his favourite scented candle in the bathroom Daphne: I'm going to let my attorney handle this one.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Cosmo: So can I. I'm just polite!^ Cosmo: So can I. I'm just polite!
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.Cosmo: (sing-song) I married the smart one!^ I ben a raise a song mysel' once," and then described to Colonel Higginson that on one occasion when a slave he began to sing, "O, de old nigger-driver."
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Wooldoor stands up to Spanky while singing Clara's song] Spanky : [singing] He's not the only one who can sing from his heart I have the feelings inside that...
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Wanda: (sing-song) And I married the...well, he's cute, right?

.Cosmo: Ooh, yeah - I'm gonna swing, Daddy-o!^ Cosmo: Yeah, well my FOOT is gonna feel like the chorus of a thousand...
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^ Cosmo: Ooh, yeah - I'm gonna swing, Daddy-o!
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I'm gonna call up all my old friends (leafing through book) Lessee, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda with a star beside it, Panda, no that's "Wanda" with a smudge on the 'W'. I...I...I miss Wanda!

[floating at a typewriter]
.Wanda: Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages.^ Wanda: Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages.
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(starts typing) It was dawn. .I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...^ I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...
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Dream Goat!/The Same Game [1.6]

.Vicky: Here's a physics lesson, Poindexter.^ Vicky: Here's a physics lesson, Poindexter.
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Undies plus gravity equals WEDGIE!

Wanda: Awww! Goat love!
.Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love there is!^ Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love there is!
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^ They say there’s someone for everyone out there.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

^ I would like people to understand that there's a love story here, that they shouldn't be put off by the medium.


[Timmy is trapped by a mob after admitting to setting the town mascot Chompy free]
Timmy: I'm doomed!
.Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life, right?^ Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life, right?
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^ You may well be right.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

^ Right now, I want to give you a sampling of the show as well as an approximation of the excitement and wonder of this fast and furious convention.

Timmy: I'm only ten!
Cosmo: I said good, not long!

Dr. Bender DDS: Well, Bucky The Buck-Toothed Tooth Boy, that's where you're WRONG!

.Cosmo: If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.^ Have you seen what you're wearing?
  • King of the Hill - Wikiquote 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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^ Evelyn : So, you're blaming Mummy because Little Charlie can't come out and play?
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^ Lemme guess, you're the type of person who plays d&d and pretends to be "deep" just because he's a pretentious little sob nerd.
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Wanda: What about Wanda Ball?
Cosmo: I know that game!
.Wanda: Do you know I use a cinder block?^ Jake : You know, they can be prevented by using a condom.
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^ Charlie : I know we could have prevented you by using a condom.
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^ Clara : Oh you don't need sun block if you got your clan hood on, everyone knows that Foxxy.
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.Cosmo: Didn't know that!^ Cosmo: Didn't know that!
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Season 2

Christmas Every Day [2.1]

.Timmy: Who are all these gifts for?^ Timmy: Who are all these gifts for?
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^ By all means let him who wishes to cultivate fruit, cotton, or the cereals in Texas visit these elder counties.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ All these people who made it possible for you to become the first black class president, and now you just gonna quit?
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Vicky: Nobody. .I just like making you work!^ Guess I'm just like you.
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^ It makes you sound like a loser.
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^ She's 12, just like you.
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Vicky: Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Turner. .Is it time for my Christmas bonus?^ Is it time for my Christmas bonus?
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^ Narrator : Christmas was my mother's favorite time of year.
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Dad: Yep. This year you get to leave early!

Timmy: I love the smell of Christmas in the morning!

Chet Ubetcha: It's ho-ho-horrible! .As Christmas enters its third week, the world screams, "Christmas is entering its third week!"^ As Christmas enters its third week, the world screams, "Christmas is entering its third week!"
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Chet Ubetcha: (on a television in a shop window) As the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking "who is responsible for this?", and "how can we tear them limb from limb?"!
Timmy: Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cosmo: Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!

.Wanda: What do you second rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?^ Wanda: What do you second rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?
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^ (If you want some specific people that I have in mind suggested, please send me an email and I will give you names and numbers of the people I call "heroes" of our community.
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^ Every year our mom invites us over for Christmas even though she doesn't want us to come, and we say yes even we don't want to go.
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.Easter Bunny: He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!^ Easter Bunny: He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!
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^ New Years Eve's for Mom and Dad, The Easter Bunny's eggs smell REALLY BAD!!!
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Cosmo: In the closet?

Cowgirl: Merry Christmas! .(Hands Timmy some gas for his snowmobile) Or, as we say in Montana; you're standing in cow manure!^ Time for some helping hands wouldnt you say?
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^ That what you're saying?
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^ You're just too lame to say it!
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Timmy: Awesome!

.Timmy: I made it all the way across the ocean to Greenland and nothing bad happened!^ Timmy: I made it all the way across the ocean to Greenland and nothing bad happened!
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^ You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
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^ He's doing a bad job sorting it all out, and he's not keeping us informed on what's happening.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

[Large shark breaks through the ice and eats the snowmobile]
.Timmy: (looks to camera) Well, that's inconvenient.^ Timmy: Well, how do I look?
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^ [Large shark breaks through the ice and eats the snowmobile] Timmy: (looks to camera) Well, that's inconvenient.
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Christmas song from "Christmas Every Day"

Timmy: Christmas Day is here once more.
Wanda: Gifts, and love, and joy galore.
Cosmo: A special day that wipes the floor
All: With the other three-hundred-and-sixty-four!
Timmy: I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause Santa brings gifts every year.
He's reading my list,
he's feeding the deer,
In Persia, England, Ireland, and Isreal.
he's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here.
I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause every other holiday reeeeks!
New Years Eve's for Mom and Dad,
The Easter Bunny's eggs smell REALLY BAD!!!
Valentines Day always makes me sad...
Dad: Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend.
Timmy: WHAT??!!
Cosmo and Wanda: I wish every day could be Christmas.
'Cause nice fairies get their rewards.
Wanda: I got pudding, I got slacks.
Cosmo: I got all my back hair waxed!
Cosmo and Wanda: Santa grants wishes while we relax,
Cosmo: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend!
Timmy: Stop that!
There's just no other day like Christmas.
My family stays here, it's real cool.
Just me, Mom, and Dad.
I'm so very glad.
There's no Vicky,
No Vicky,
No school.
.Cosmo: And no Vicky!^ Cosmo : And no Vicky!
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Timmy: Right!
I wish every day could be Christmas.
Then I get the best gift of all.
My parents stay home to say...
Mom and Dad: We love you, Noggy.
Dad: MINE!!
Timmy: Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all?
I wish it were Christmas...
How I wish it were Christmas.
I wish it were Christmas...
Each day.
[remix after the Twelve Days of Christmas song]
Timmy: I wished each day would be Christmas.
We know it's a clue,
To revice the temptation.
In Spain, Canada, Japan, and Africa.
I'm a pronoun,
Chester: They're a pronoun.
AJ: He's a pronoun!
Cosmo: She's a pronoun.
Wanda: Wouldn't you like to be a pronoun, too?
Chester: Won't becuase Christmas doesn't come from a store, means a little bit more!
The Halloween pumpkins tickle REALLY SILLY!!!!!
AJ: Pirates and pirate-fighting can always make me unhappy...
Crocker: For more than a decade, were all out of ammo, get us some more snacks!
AJ: ...And the ammo fires donuts, popcorn, pretzels, cookies, pies, and cakes! To surprise we never have to be scared to do what was right!!
I just want to have a pledge.
I really just want to have one.
Crocker: He likes to! And he heal is boo-boos.
Chester: Errg. Ninevites.

[reprise at end of episode]
Timmy: I wished every day would be Christmas.
Jeepers, how foolish I was.
It isn't a gift, it isn't a toy
It's the family and friends that I really enjoy!
I wish that tomorrow weren't Christmas.
But I wish that the feeling would stay.
'Cause Christmas can always be there in your heart.
And never be locked to just one single day.
It's great that tomorrow ain't Christmas.
In Dimmsdale, London and Rome.
If I had just one wish
I think it'd be this...
I really just want to go home now.
I really just wish I were home.

Boys in the Band/Hex Games [2.2]

Vicky: MOVE IT, TWERP! It's called 'Pay-Per-View'; which means if I don't view, THEN SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!

.Timmy: Yeah, well, you know what I wish?^ Timmy: Yeah, well, you know what I wish?
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^ Alan : Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
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^ Well, if you see it, let me know.
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.I wish something bad would happen to him!^ I wish something bad would happen to him!
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^ One Indian gave as his reason for not wishing to get rich the torments which his relatives, in case he married, would cause him.
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^ Terra : Beast Boy, if you knew something bad about me, would you still be my friend?
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.Wanda: Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.^ Wanda: Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.
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^ (Cosmo starts to grant his wish but Wanda stops him) .
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^ Wanda: Timmy, wish for something simple so he can't trick you.
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Timmy: Okay, then. I wish-
Cosmo: Or injured.
Timmy: Then-
.Wanda: Or beaten...or dead.^ Timmy: Then- Wanda: Or beaten...or dead.
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Timmy: Fine. .I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!^ Think on this—if you had a heart attack right now, you would feel sure thouwould have ER treatm,ent, right?
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^ Now I find myself mostly doing the opposite: I make things more subtle than what really happened.

^ What planter of the Old Dominion twenty years ago would have believed such a thing possible?
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Chip Skylark: Tuesday's apple sauce day.

[Vicky has captured Chip Skylark and is showing him her dresses]
Vicky: Do you like THIS one that makes me look like Mrs Chip Skylark, or THIS one that makes me look like Mrs. Chip Skylark!?!

.Vicky: I love you, Chip Skylark!^ Vicky: I love you, Chip Skylark!
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^ [Vicky has captured Chip Skylark and is showing him her dresses] Vicky: Do you like THIS one that makes me look like Mrs Chip Skylark, or THIS one that makes me look like Mrs. Chip Skylark!?!
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^ Timmy: I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.
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.I'm gonna call all my friends and invite them to the wedding!^ Judith got custody of all my friends.
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^ I'm gonna call all my friends and invite them to the wedding!
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^ Cyborg : All right, I'm only gonna say this once; BOOYAH! [ edit ] Calling All Titans [5.11] .
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.First, I gotta find some friends.^ First, I gotta find some friends.
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.Chip Skylark: Another day, another wackadoo holding me against my will.^ Chip Skylark : Another day, another wackadoo holding me against my will.
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^ Narrator : Since there was no "Kwanzaa Eve" celebration for my family, Christmas Day turned into just another Wednesday.
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^ Chip Skylark: Tuesday's apple sauce day.
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.Vicky: You can watch this while I find someone who will perform a marriage ceremony between a crazed fan and a celebrity teen hostage.^ Vicky: You can watch this while I find someone who will perform a marriage ceremony between a crazed fan and a celebrity teen hostage.
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^ Timmy: Who are you, and what have you done with Vicky?!
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^ I want to be with a man who can be sensitive and caring, nurturing, you know, someone who can make me laugh, make me think.
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To the Internet!

.Timmy: I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.^ Vicky: I love you, Chip Skylark!
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^ Timmy: Who are you, and what have you done with Vicky?!
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^ Timmy: I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.
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.Chip: Oh, that's all right, little pal.^ Chip: Oh, that's all right, little pal.
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^ Niles: Oh, all right, but he'll probably just kvetch at me and frankly I don't need the tsuris … Frasier: Niles!
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^ Narrator : Oh, there's a word I wanna say, all right!
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.It's not like you wished for this to happen.^ You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
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^ Foxxy : Homosexuality isn't something you can just wish away, it's something you born with, like red hair or a dead twin.
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^ In the program, AA, I think I know you from there, don't I? Larry: No, I wish you did, it sounds like a nice place to hang out.
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[Chip Skylark's Icky Vicky song]
V...I...C...K...Y... The sound of her name makes the little kids cry. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Hey Vicky, you're so, so icky. Just the thought of being around you makes me oh, so sicky.
Hey Vicky won't you please explain how you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain.
Oh Oh Oh! A chick who's just plain mean. A sour sweet sixteen.
She's a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans.
Eeew!
Hey Vicky won't you tell us true; how we ever got the bad luck to be stuck with you.
Oh Vicky can we say one thing, it's your super total yuckiness that makes us wanna sing
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.

.Vicky: LOOK CHIP!!^ Vicky : LOOK CHIP!!
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^ [Vicky has captured Chip Skylark and is showing him her dresses] Vicky: Do you like THIS one that makes me look like Mrs Chip Skylark, or THIS one that makes me look like Mrs. Chip Skylark!?!
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.I found the only Justice of the Peace on earth who can marry a couple against their will!^ The grave of "Stonewall" Jackson, who left the peaceful retreat of his college home to fight for his State against the Union, is in the Presbyterian burying-ground.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ I can only suppose you do not have a well-rounded education that has left you biased and prejudiced against those who do.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]


[an astronaut is planting a flag on the moon, when Timmy floats past on a skateboard]
.Astronaut: Houston, we have another problem...^ Timmy floats past on a skateboard] Astronaut: Houston, we have another problem...
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Over.
.Controller: It's always problem, problem, problem with you guys.^ I always figured you'd be the last guy in the world to end up whipped.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The problem (or one of the many) is that in operating from your own (selfish) center of reference, you make ASSUMPTIONS, about the whole, and from your posts, we see that your assumptions are always wrong.
  • Chris Hedges: Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama - Chris Hedges' Columns -Truthdig 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.truthdig.com [Source type: Original source]

.Don't you ever call just to say "hi"? Over.^ Why don't you just call a plumber?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're just too lame to say it!
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^ Gimme a call and just say "Hey, you know what?
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


[Cosmo is riding on Timmy's back as he skates through a jungle, in a pastiche of Yoda and Luke in The Empire Strikes Back]
.Cosmo: Learn to skate in difficult environments you must...^ [Cosmo is riding on Timmy's back as he skates through a jungle, in a pastiche of Yoda and Luke in The Empire Strikes Back ] Cosmo: Learn to skate in difficult environments you must...
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^ True Master : There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

because scared of gorillas am I!

A.J.: Wow! Look at Timmy roll nimbly back and forth! I mean...[looks at a book of .Skate Lingo] Shred!^ Skate Lingo] Shred!
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A.J.: Hey! .Vicky's totally cheating!^ Vicky's totally cheating!
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I mean... [looks at a book of Skate Lingo] Cheating!

.A.J.: [explaining to Vicky why she can't do the "Timmy Tuck"] Timmy's small and nice; you're tall and weighed down with too much evil.^ You're turning down a hospital?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Timmy: I wonder why I got so bored with you?
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^ Is that why you're losing?
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Vicky: (refusing to give Timmy the crown) Oh, you want this crown?^ Timmy: Who are you, and what have you done with Vicky?!
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^ Vicky: (refusing to give Timmy the crown) Oh, you want this crown?
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^ Right now, I want to give you a sampling of the show as well as an approximation of the excitement and wonder of this fast and furious convention.

.You got a better chance of some loser 12 year old waistory falling out of the sky and plowing me into the ground!^ I'm just not into eight-year-olds.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Well you better get me some bacon!
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What a thrill for a 12-year-old!
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

(Francis falls out of the sky on a skateboard screaming and plowing Vicky in the ground.)
.Vicky: Here you go.^ Julius : [giving Risky some money] Here you go.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I am going to quote Ann Landers here...'Time wounds all heels and you'll get yours, buster!'
  • 'Curb Your Enthusiasm': Larry David Urinates on Picture of Jesus | NewsBusters.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC newsbusters.org [Source type: General]

^ Berta : Just out of curiosity, when you leave here, where is it you go?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Cosmo: (seeing Chester crash) "Wow, his whole face hit at the same time!^ It is amazing how we see ourselves as complicated creatures but at the same time prefer to see "the other," any "other," as a stereotype: bad or good, white or black.

^ Every time I see Shirley Chisholm, I think, "Wow, hey, that could've been me."
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.He must be really good!"^ He must be really good!"
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Boy Toy/Inspection Detection [2.3]

.Crimson Chin Action Figure: There's evil afoot...I mean, a-Chin!^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: Of all my muscles, my brain is one of 'em!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!
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Chester: Wow! A Timmy Turner action figure! .With thumb-sucking action!^ With thumb-sucking action!
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Yo!

.Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I put the "man" in mandible!
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.Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: Of all my muscles, my brain is one of 'em!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!
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Crimson Chin Action Figure: Justice...thy name is Chin!

.Crimson Chin Action Figure: Of all my muscles, my brain is one of 'em!^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: Of all my muscles, my brain is one of 'em!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!
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.Timmy: I wonder why I got so bored with you?^ Timmy: I wonder why I got so bored with you?
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^ You surprised me, in the most wonderful way, when you said, no you didn't, and went on to tell me the reasons why.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Alan : And you wonder why Chelsea dumped you.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Crimson Chin Action Figure: Check out my dimple, it's huge!^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: Of all my muscles, my brain is one of 'em!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!
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.Timmy: Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!^ Timmy: Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!
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^ Timmy: Intergalactic scum, your reign of terror ends now!
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[Vicky is demanding that two boys do her chores]
.Vicky: You do my dishes, and you cut my lawn.^ Vicky: You do my dishes, and you cut my lawn.
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^ Yep, that is profound cutting through BS. Perhaps you can explain why my posts last night were BS. That is such a respectful response.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ [Other party guests back away] Vicky: Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10.
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.Boy: But these are your chores.^ Boy: But these are your chores.
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.Vicky: And these are High Definition photos of you two sneaking into an R-rated movie!^ Vicky: And these are High Definition photos of you two sneaking into an R-rated movie!
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^ Do you ever fear your future work won't live up to these high expectations?

^ Cyborg : I can't believe you two would just barge into Robin's room when he's gone, dress up in his uniform and pretend to be Robin!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

AAAAAAAAAND...''ACTION!

Vicky: Well, well, well, what's this? Two new toys? .[grabs Cosmo and Wanda] Well, guess who they get to meet!^ Cosmo and Wanda] Well, guess who they get to meet!
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^ Cosmo: Well, I'm a boob, and Wanda trapped me into marriage.
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^ In conversation with people who came and went at the wayside stations in the swamps, I found that they had all been well-to-do .
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

Tootie: Not Mr. Hammer!
Cosmo & Wanda: Mr. Hammer?!
Vicky: Yes, Mr. Hammer and his friend, Mrs. Saw! [Vicky takes out a hammer and saw.]
Cosmo: Hi, Mrs. Saw! I'm Cosmo, and this is Wanda! .[Wanda glares at him.] Don't you want to be a good host?^ I don't want you to hate me anymore.
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^ Charlie : It's not that I don't care what you want.
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^ You don't know how good I am!
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Tootie: NO! Those are Timmy's dolls!
Vicky: Oh, that changes EVERYTHING! [she takes out a blowtorch.]
Cosmo: Hey! Mr. Fire! .Have you met Wanda?^ Have you met Wanda?
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[Vicky's dog Doidle peed, which was actually spilled lemonade]
.Vicky: Bad dog!^ Vicky: Bad dog!
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.You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!^ You're supposed to meet her there.
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^ You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
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^ Timmy: "How did you know that?"
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Timmy: I'm just...
.Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid ten year old boy!^ Louis, under free institutions, has won more prosperity in ten years than under the old régime it would have attained in fifty.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Jake : I'm a 14-year-old boy who just got ear-boob.
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^ I think that was a pretty fair accomplishment for a couple of grade school kids, maybe ten years old, with no guidance.
  • Growing Pains 2 February 2010 14:51 UTC www.mindspring.com [Source type: Original source]

Timmy: Right. .And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...^ And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...
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.Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid eleven year old boy!^ Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid ten year old boy!
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^ Cosmo & Wanda: A stupid eleven year old boy!
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^ Jake : I'm a 14-year-old boy who just got ear-boob.
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.Tootie: Then...there's hope?^ Tootie: Then...there's hope?
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THERE'S HOPE!

.Crimson Chin Action Figure: I am totally into the idea of you giving me to Tootie.^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I put the "man" in mandible!
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.This way, she'll always have a little piece of you that she can smother and choke with love.^ You've always been in love with you-a.
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^ You'll get more power that way.
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^ This way, she'll always have a little piece of you that she can smother and choke with love.
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Timmy: Wow! .That was an oddly specific action phrase.^ That was an oddly specific action phrase.
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Crimson Chin Action Figure: I put the "man" in mandible!

.Vicky: When it rains, it melts!^ Vicky: When it rains, it melts!
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.Crimson Chin Action Figure: Evil redheads make boy bands say "Ewwwwww."^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I eat evil...for breakfast!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I have goats...in my pants!
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^ Crimson Chin Action Figure: I put the "man" in mandible!
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Vicky: Why won't this stupid toy BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Mom and Dad are eating breakfast]
Dad: Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?
.Mom: Cold cereal and milk.^ Mom: Cold cereal and milk.
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Dad: It's marvelous! .I'm falling in love with you all over again!^ It is sad when you wake up and fall out of love.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ All talking at a rapid pace Foxxy Phat : He ain't lookin' at you Love.
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^ I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Dad: Did you notice all of those nice things Timmy has?^ All those questions you ask.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : I enjoy all those things.
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^ Look, doug, this plan uses some magic nouns, but it's those all important adjectives that you have to pay attention to.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

.I don't remember getting him those nice things.^ Charlie : Who gets him [Jake] in that [worst-case] scenario thing?
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^ On the other hand, Numi is sweet but she is one of those people who are used to getting things her way.

^ And I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little tired of this whole "freedom of religion" thing.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Why don't I have nice things?!^ Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
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^ Why don't I have nice things?!
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^ I don't remember getting him those nice things.
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.I want some nice things!^ I want some nice things!
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.Dad: [seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?^ Did y'all see that?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Did anyone see you?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "Did you see the bride?
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.Timmy: Uh...Internet?^ Timmy: Uh...Internet?
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^ Timmy: Uh...Internet.
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.Dad: And where did you get Internet?^ Dad: And where did you get Internet?
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^ Dad: Where did you get heat vision?
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^ Jake : Hey, Dad, did you get a present when you got divorced?
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Timmy: Uh...uh...
.Dad: [gasps] He's stammering!^ Dad: [gasps] He's stammering!
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.Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter!^ Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter!
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[screams like a girl]
Timmy: What?! .You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?^ He gets stuff that you don't.
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^ Chris : Do you think I stole something?
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^ You don't know what funny is until you've seen Eddie go after a sheet of that stuff.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dad: [screams like a girl again]
.Timmy: That's a yes...but I didn't do it!^ Dad: [screams like a girl again] Timmy: That's a yes...but I didn't do it!
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Dad: [screams like a girl again then passes out]
.Mom: That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!^ Rochelle : What you need to know the time for?
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^ You're everything we make fun of!
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^ You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
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.Mom: Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!^ Mom: Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!
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^ You just love seeing me unhappy.
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^ The girl you want me to be is just a memory.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Timmy: Oh, yeah? .Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?^ Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?
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^ You're great, I love you.
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^ Schoolgirl : You're wrong.
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.Dad: Well, all right, son.^ Dad: Well, all right, son.
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^ I believe that I will be unhappy about the concerns I voiced about Obama's move ot the right, and al the Obama supportesr wil be disappoiinted--well, not all.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

.One chance, but if your wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice!^ One chance, but if your wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice!
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^ OFF (513) 922-6922 Your insurance plan may provide full or partial payment for hearing aids.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

.Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!^ Charlie : Why don't you go talk to her?
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^ Niles sees an author that he and Frasier idolised Roz: Well, why don't you go up and introduce yourself?
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^ Kill Moves : Why don't you and the girl go see a movie about the game that your father's goin' to?
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Action Packed/Smarty Pants [2.4]

[While watching television, Cosmo is disguised as a box of popcorn, Timmy eats part of him]
Cosmo: Aaah! My brains! Babble and drool!

[Timmy is transformed into a Bruce Willis style action hero]
Timmy: Awesome! I have a five o'clock shadow!
Cosmo: And it's only 7 A.M.!

Timmy: The horror! .The pure, unadulterated PG-13 horror!^ The pure, unadulterated PG-13 horror!
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(Timmy is studying for his quiz):
.Cosmo: Hey, wanna play the Not Study Game?^ (Timmy is studying for his quiz) : Cosmo: Hey, wanna play the Not Study Game?
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^ Cosmo & Timmy: YAY! (after a "Not Study" poof, we see Cosmo and Timmy playing the Crash Nebula video game) .
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^ Jake : Hey, Dad, when this is over, wanna play catch?
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.Timmy: How do you play?^ Timmy: "How did you know that?"
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^ Timmy: How do you play?
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^ Vicky: (about Timmy's "cousin", Jimmy) How come I've never met you before?
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.Cosmo (after shoving Timmy's textbooks off the desk): You're already playing!^ Cosmo: If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.
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^ Timmy: Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at me!
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^ Cosmo (after shoving Timmy's textbooks off the desk): You're already playing!
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Cosmo & Timmy: YAY!
(after a "Not Study" poof, we see Cosmo and Timmy playing the Crash Nebula video game)

.Timmy: Shouldn't you be rescuing a calculator from a tree?"^ Timmy: Shouldn't you be rescuing a calculator from a tree?"
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A.J.: Spell "calculator".
Timmy: C... A... L... Q... .(A.J. smiles at him) Later!^ (A.J. smiles at him) Later!
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(runs away)

.Timmy: I don't know anything anymore!^ Timmy: I don't know anything anymore!
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^ Kandi : I don't even know who you are anymore!
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^ Captain Hero : So, Walter Saget, I suppose you don't know anything about that missing babysitter.
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.Cosmo: Welcome to my world!^ Cosmo: Welcome to my world!
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^ Narrator : Welcome to my world, kid.
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Super Bike/A Mile in My Shoes [2.5]

.Wanda: And don't make him re-live Super Toilet!^ Wanda: And don't make him re-live Super Toilet!
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^ But this did not make him easy to live with.
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^ Alan : You need to get Jake dressed, make him his lunch, and get him to school by eight, OK? Charlie : OK. Alan : You're not moving.
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.Cosmo: It took the plunger...^ Cosmo: It took the plunger...
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THE WHOLE PLUNGER! (curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb)

.Cosmo: Hi, Super Bike!^ Cosmo: Hi, Super Bike!
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.Meet Super Screwdriver!^ Meet Super Screwdriver!
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Super Bike: Super Toilet.
Cosmo: Aaaaaaaaaaah! So...much...clogging! (curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb again)

.Wanda: Super Bike...^ Wanda: Super Bike...
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.Meet Super Toilet!^ Meet Super Toilet!
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.Timmy: [poofing into Hairy World] Fairy World?^ [A fairy cow poofs in] Cow : Dairy World?
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^ Timmy : [poofing into Hairy World] Fairy World?
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^ Pops "WORLD DOMINATION!" ~ A cockroach with humanlike intelligence "FASTER WORLD DOMINATION!" ~ A cockroach with humanlike intelligence riding one of the frogs that Timmy wished there to eat the cockroaches "FAIRY WORLD DOMINATION!" ~ A cockroach with humanlike intelligence after Wanda poofs it and the other cockroaches to Fairy World .
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.Hairy monster: Hairy World.^ Hairy monster : Hairy World.
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[A fairy cow poofs in]
.Cow: Dairy World?^ [A fairy cow poofs in] Cow : Dairy World?
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Timmy: Hairy World.
.Cow: Oh darn it!^ Cow : Oh darn it!
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[poofs away]

.Cosmo: (rubbing the wands together like sticks) Huh!^ Cosmo: (rubbing the wands together like sticks) Huh!
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.If I could just light these candles, we could eat!^ If I could just light these candles, we could eat!
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^ Cosmo: That's why I'm trying to light these candles.
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^ But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Wanda: Did it ever occur to you we're in a fishbowl filled with water?^ Wanda: You know we are in water.
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^ Wanda: Did it ever occur to you we're in a fishbowl filled with water?
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^ Did that ever occur to you?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Cosmo: That's why I'm trying to light these candles.^ Cosmo: That's why I'm trying to light these candles.
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^ If I could just light these candles, we could eat!
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.Somebody's got to dry up all this wet food!^ Somebody's got to dry up all this wet food!
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^ In the distance was Jonas, clambering on all fours up a wet stone directly under the shadow of the fall, and now and then turning to whoop at the others.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ The Magic School Bus: All Dried Up: A Book About Deserts (Magic School Bus) ~ Joanna Cole Scholastic Paperbacks Joanna Cole .

.Timmy: Hey guys, what's new?^ Timmy: Hey guys, what's new?
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(the candles light)
.Wanda: Uh...the laws of physics?^ Wanda: Uh...the laws of physics?
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.Mom: [finds Wanda (as Timmy) watching TV] Timmy!^ [Mom and Dad then walk into the kitchen and find Cosmo (as Timmy) sneaking into the cookie jar.
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^ Mom: [finds Wanda (as Timmy) watching TV] Timmy!
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.What are you doing up this late?^ Julius : What are you doing up?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ What are you doing up this late?
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^ Jorgen : As a reward for doing so good, you get to do wand-ups.
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.It's way past your bedtime!^ Walter Dickerson : What's the matter, past your bedtime?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Wanda: But...uh...but...
.Dad: No "buts", young man.^ Dave Young nor no udder man ain't gwine to tell me nothin' 'bout my vote."
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Dad: [seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?
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^ Dad: No "buts", young man.
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.You march straight to bed, and don't make me get the giant robot in here.^ Raven : Don't make me hurt you.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You march straight to bed, and don't make me get the giant robot in here.
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^ Captain Hero : Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!
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[Mom and Dad then walk into the kitchen and find Cosmo (as Timmy) sneaking into the cookie jar.]
Mom: Timmy! .What are you doing in here?^ What are you doing here?
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  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Lori: What are you doing out here?
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frasier : Hey, Dad, what are you doing here?
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You were just in there.^ You just sit there.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You were just gonna leave that there?
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^ You did not just go there) .
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Cosmo: Uh.... no I wasn't?
.Dad: Well, that settles that.^ Dad: Well, that settles that.
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.But you know you're not supposed to eat sweets this late at night...or change from pink to green.^ You're supposed to meet her there.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're not supposed to go over 65.
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^ You're green.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Mom: (seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy) Oh no! .Timmy feels warm!^ Timmy feels warm!
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^ Timmy: No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.
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And he's green!
Dad: Warm? Green? .Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli!^ Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli!
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Get the thermometer! And the salad shooter!
.Mom: (spotting Timmy (as a gill-less fish) floating upside-down in the fishbowl) I better get the fish a thermometer, too!^ Mom: (spotting Timmy (as a gill-less fish) floating upside-down in the fishbowl) I better get the fish a thermometer, too!
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^ Mom: I better get the fish a thermometer too!
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Timvisible/That Old Black Magic [2.6]

[Timmy is being chased by Francis, the school bully.]
.Wanda: You know, sweetie, running away from your problems never solved anything.^ You will never get away!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I know I never told you this...
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You just want them to know where yours has been.
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.Francis: (knocking other children out of the way) Turner!^ Francis: (knocking other children out of the way) Turner!
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^ They'll find a way to rationalize this and every other Obama sell out like his votes to fund war and FISA. Don't confuse them with the facts.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm for Obama | CommonDreams.org 10 February 2010 13:52 UTC www.commondreams.org [Source type: General]

Cosmo: But it's great cardio - run, Timmy, run!

.Spanish teacher: ¿Donde esta el queso de governmente?^ Donde Esta El Panda De Maisy?

.Cosmo: (holding up a piece of cheese emblazoned with the U.S. flag) ¡Aquí!^ Robin : Starfire [ Holds up a tiny piece of the sofa that has been eaten ] Um....Where's the sofa?
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cosmo: (holding up a piece of cheese emblazoned with the U.S. flag ) ¡Aquí!
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¡Tengo un puerco en mis chones!
.Wanda: You have a hog in your pants?!^ You mean, you wanna fly a rocket, but you're still gonna pee in your pants?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Alan : No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ My boyfriend, Chad Huffington, heir to the Huffington Pants fortune, is coming over, so you assholes better shut the hell up and stay in your fucking rooms!
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Cosmo: ¡Sí! (pulls a pig out of his pants)
.Spanish teacher: Then you get extra credit!^ Spanish teacher: Then you get extra credit!
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All: Yay! Extra credit!

.Dad: [holding two cell phones] Turner One, this is Turner Two, come in, over.^ Her two daughters help her run the business, until, one day, their runaway fathers new wife comes in for treatment, and the narrator forces a confrontation.

^ Cyborg : (Holding up a detached arm) Come on, I'll play with one hand behind my back!
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Frasier : Niles, if Dad and I get into a Winnebago , only one of us will come out alive.
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Turner One come, in!^ Turner One come, in!
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^ Dad : [holding two cell phones] Turner One, this is Turner Two, come in, over.
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WHY DON'T I ANSWER?!

.Anti-Cosmo: I'm Anti-Cosmo, [pouring tea] I'm not an idiot in any way whatsoever.^ Anti-Cosmo: I'm Anti-Cosmo, [pouring tea] I'm not an idiot in any way whatsoever.
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Anti-Wanda: And I'm the Anti-Wanda! I'm incredibly stupid and I eat with my feets! [begins eating a sandwich with her feet]

[the Anti-Fairies are escaping from Fairy World]
Wanda: Jorgen, you have to get them back!
Jorgen: And I will! .I will use every urge of my awesome fairy powers to...^ I will use every urge of my awesome fairy powers to...
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^ When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Cosmo : Time to use the most powerful magical weapon in my arsenal...
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(factory whistle appears and blows) Shift's over - your problem!

.Aide: Mister President, you almost caused a nuclear war!^ Aide: Mister President, you almost caused a nuclear war!
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.What are you going to do next?^ What are you going to do next?
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.President: I'm goin' to Escalator Land!^ President: I'm goin' to Escalator Land!
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[at Escalator Land in a flashback]
.Wanda: I thought you liked that other amusement park, Escalator Land.^ I thought you didn't like me.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Robin : I thought you didn't like to play the hero.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Denise: I thought you liked being alone.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Timmy: Escalator Land is for babies...
[Flashback to Timmy's visit, riding an escalator)]
Young Timmy: Dad, when do we get to the rides?
Dad: This is the ride!
Mom and Dad: Yippee!

Foul Balled/The Boy Who Would Be Queen [2.7]

.Timmy: [after being turned into a girl] EEEEEKKKK! What did you do?!^ Mia : You know, you're turning into a real ass here!
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^ Did you sneak into my room and-- and, and, and, and-- pour warm water on me while I was asleep?
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^ Alan : Did you know they [the pizzeria he is delivering for] actually have a little machine that shoots the cheese into the crust?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I didn't wish for this!
Wanda: You said "I wish" and "Girl".
Timmmy: Oh yeah?! .Well, you want to know what I think?^ You know you want it!
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^ Alan : I think you know what you have to do.
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^ Well, if you see it, let me know.
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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.Cosmo: Who cares what you think?^ It is too complicated to think of the context (the context depends on who you ask) and depressing, too.

^ Hero: If you fatcats up in Washington had the guts to appoint someone who thinks outside the box!
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^ Shirley: He is ultimately a benign man who we all happen to care about, including you.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You're a girl now!^ You're on HIS side now?!
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^ Charlie : You're telling me this now?!
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^ Daphne : You're sure now?
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.Timantha: I'm off to the mall to find something Trixie will like, but just so you have something to laugh at while I'm gone, I wish you were a woman and you were a man!^ Alan : Just out of curiosity, where do you find women like that?
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^ Guess I'm just like you.
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^ She's 12, just like you.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
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Cosmo and Wanda: What?!!!
.Timantha: You're my godparents.^ You're staring at my knockers.
  • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jake : You're my dad.
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^ Niles : Frasier, you're my brother.
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  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

No choice.
[zap! .Cosmo looks like his mother, Mama Cosma and Wanda looks like her father, Big Daddy, thanks to Timantha.^ Looks like that big nigger was his wife."
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : At Hansel and Gretel, my mother laid down the law like the Big Bad Wolf.
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^ My father used to call my mother number 4 all the time, then she'd call him number 5 and they'd go back and forth like that.
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Mama Cosma only appeared once, and Big Daddy has not yet appeared as of the date that this episode premiered.]
.Timantha: Congratulations, you're now Cosma and Wando!^ Daphne : You're sure now?
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  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We're in the now, Chris, and now you're late.
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^ Wooldoor : So now you're from the future, too?
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Cosma: What's happening? .How come I suddenly know which boy bands rock out loud?^ I don't know where it comes from, and it gets into places you can't get it out of.
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^ Frasier becomes suddenly aware of his age, and so is not sure how to react when a young woman asks him out.
  • Frasier Episode List - TVLoop 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

^ Charlie : [to Alan] Boy, I know how to pick 'em, don't I? .
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Wando: I don't know. Why am I tempted to scratch myself and not care who sees?

.Cosma: [From behind the closed bathroom door] Would it kill you to leave the lid down?!^ Narrator : You would think a guy that gets beat up every day wouldn't leave the house wearing tights.
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^ Frasier : I told you, Niles: I would have helped you, but their sister was holding me down.
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^ Charlie : Look, if you knew me at all and shut me down, it would be one thing, but to be dismissed on a simple "hello", well, that's a tough pill to swallow.
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Totally Spaced Out/The Switch Glitch [2.8]

Wanda: We don't want to be [Vicky's] godparents! She's mean!
Cosmo: Yeah, we like Timmy better! His hat is pink!

.Vicky: (as a 5-year-old) But...I'm miserable! Why doesn't anybody...believe me?^ What planter of the Old Dominion twenty years ago would have believed such a thing possible?
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

I'm-(a bowl of ice cream appears in front of her) Ooh, vanilla! (starts eating)
.Wanda: Why are you being so nice to Vicky?^ Alan : You know why I was being audited?
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.Timmy: If it wasn't for Vicky making me so miserable, I wouldn't have gotten you guys in the first place.^ Charlie : Hey, if you listened to me in the first place, you wouldn't be in this mess.
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^ Narrator : You would think a guy that gets beat up every day wouldn't leave the house wearing tights.
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^ Beast Boy : You know, now nobody's making 'em mutate-y, these little guys might actually make good pets.
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.And the best thing is, when I wish Vicky back into a 16-year-old, she won't remember a thing!^ Foxxy : And just then, Foxxy remembered something her momma told her when she was only 14 years old.
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^ What planter of the Old Dominion twenty years ago would have believed such a thing possible?
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^ Louis, under free institutions, has won more prosperity in ten years than under the old régime it would have attained in fifty.
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.Wanda: I hope you've learned your lesson, Timmy...two wrongs don't make a right!^ You've still got yours.
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^ Raven : Don't make me hurt you.
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^ But my hope is that you don't.
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Cosmo: Yeah, but three rights make a left! And now it's time for the show! (turns into Carmen Miranda and starts doing the tutti-frutti dance)

Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad/Knighty Knight [2.9]

.Dad: And that's all you need to know about where babies come from!^ Denny: Here's what you need to know about the practice of law.
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^ And do you know where all the oil is?
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ And then she said to me: 'What do you need all that for?

Timmy: But what's the machine for?
.Dad: I'll tell you when you're older!^ Charlie : You're telling me this now?!
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^ Frasier : Dad, you're a ghoul.
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^ I'll tell you what happened.
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Fairly Fairly Quite Contrary/Nectar of the Odds [2.10]

Juandissimo: Wanda, my love! .(begins kissing "Wanda's" hand) I've missed you more than the sun misses the dawn!^ You've had more infected wangs in you than a Shanghai hospital!
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^ Rose : You've got me thinking this dress comes on too strong, so I'm gonna put on something a little less [growl] and a little more "Ooh!"
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^ Beast Boy : More than anyone I've ever met.
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.Wanda: Well, that's all very flattering...^ Frasier disapproves of modern society's tendency to hug all the time Roz: Well, I think hugging is very healthy.
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.Cosmo: But that's my hand pal, and guess what, I don't need magic to turn it into a FIST! (tries unsuccessfully) (Juandissimo then turns Cosmo into a tortoise and his wand lands several feet away) When I get my wand..oh, you are in for it!^ "Dropt into that magic land."
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^ Niles : Have you tried turning into a bat?
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^ But my hope is that you don't.
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(crawls towards wand)
.Juandissimo: (over-dramatically) You see how he almost turned his hand into a fist?!^ Chelsea : I can't get over how into this baby you are.
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^ See how you like it.
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^ Mia : You know, you're turning into a real ass here!
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I am lucky to be alive!

Jorgen: The handsome fairy has failed to rescue his godchild...(the crowd boos)...but he is still very sexy! (the crowd cheers and showers Juandissimo with flowers)
Juandissimo: This, I can live with.

Cosmo: [mocking Juandissimo] Hey, Muscles Magoo! (turns into Juandissimo) Look at me! I'm fancy, and my long black hair flows in the wind!
.Juandissimo: Stop making fun of my outer beauty!^ You're gonna make fun of my flow now?
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.Cosmo: I'm strong, but I still lost my woman to an idiot!^ My stepfather(sf) was a farmer and farmed just about everything he could and still lost money.
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[a few moments later]
Cosmo: (turns into a fat Juandissimo) Chunky Hunky!
Juandissimo: STOP!
Cosmo: [turns into a fat monkey Juandissimo] Monkey Chunky Hunky!

Juandissimo: (to Wanda) Your voice...is like the chorus of a thousand angels!
Cosmo: Yeah?! Well, my foot is gonna feel like the chorus of a thousand- (Juandissimo turns Cosmo into a tortoise) REVENGE! REVEEEEEENGE! (starts crawling towards his wand)

Wanda: Why doesn't he just wish for sweeter lemonade?
Cosmo: I can do that! [he takes off his shoes and socks, then sticks his socks into a glass.]
Wanda: I said "sweeter", not "sweatier"!
Cosmo: Oh. I thought you said, "dunk your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade"!

Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha with BIG news...I'M THE TALLEST NEWSCASTER ALIVE! DETAILS AT ELEVEN!

Hail to the Chief/Twistory [2.11]

Wanda: (with Cockney accent) Oh no! .Without our wands, we can't use our magic to change everything back!^ Frasier eagerly agrees to this, looking forward to getting his study back, but changes his mind when a weekend without Daphne leads to he and Martin nearly killing each other.
  • Frasier Episode List - TVLoop 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC www.tvloop.com [Source type: General]

^ Narrator : Back at home, Greg and I were havin' our own stand-off, without the guns and the masculinity.
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Timmy: (with Cockney accent) I say, this is a bit of a stickywicket! (normal voice) I mean, dude! This reeks!

Fool's Day Out/Deja Vu [2.12]

Wanda: Cosmo thinks everything's funny. Watch. (to Cosmo, speaking in a monotone voice) Pudding.
Cosmo: Ha-ha-ha! She said 'puh', then 'ding'!

Mom: We're going to read fairy tales to low privileged, confused dolphins!
.Dad: We're gonna read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried..."^ Judith [to Charlie] : I suppose you're the one who introduced Alan to that slutty little-- Charlie : Don't say it, Judith; you'll just be demeaning all women.
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^ We're gonna do great things, just like Fat Man and Little Boy!
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^ Charlie : Who's gonna believe you're the husband?
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[dolphin cry]!
Mom: Have fun, you two!
.Vicky: Oh, don't worry.^ Maxine : Oh, don't worry, that's oven-fried chicken.
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.(holds up a bunny suit) We're going to redefine the word fun!^ Perhaps then the Wasp will make George Washington hold up his hand, and, looking him earnestly in the face, will say, "George Washington, are you going to tell me a lie?"
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^ Charlie : OK, OK, look, you're not going out to have fun.
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^ When one of his fundraisers calls me in the future, I'm going to teach them a few words I learned when I was an enlisted man in the U.S. Navy, including one I picked up in Singapore.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]


.Dad: Hey, guess what, Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance!^ Alan : You're gonna charge me for that?!
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^ Frasier : Dad, you're a ghoul.
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^ If you're gonna do something, do it quick!
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.We'll give you an A-!^ Rochelle : OVER MY DEAD BODY! Mr. Omar : That would be tragic, but if it were to happen, you can rest assured I'll give Mr. Julius a nice discount.
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^ Can you give me your favorites, and I'll check them out.
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^ Narrator : I'll give you one guess, and it starts with Albert.
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[holds out an A-]
Timmy: An A-minus?!
Dad: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades, that gives you a B. [holds out a B]
Timmy: But...
Dad: Talking back, that gives you a C! [holds out a C]
Timmy: A C?!
Dad: Raising your voice! D! [holds out a Q]
Timmy: That's a Q!
Dad: That gives you an F, smarty pants! [hands him an F]

.Dad: Hey, guess what Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance!^ If you're gonna do something, do it quick!
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^ Jake : You're my dad.
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^ Alan : You're gonna get married?
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Timmy: Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna grade you too!
Dad: A B?!
Timmy: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades gives you a C!
Dad: Uh...uh...uh...
Timmy: Stammering gives you a D!
Dad: What...are you mad?!
Timmy: Insulting the teacher, F!
Dad: (starts to cry and leaves with Mom]

.Timmy: [Timmy is playing a Crash Nebula video game, like he did back in "Smarty Pants."] Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?^ Alan : What did you think?
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^ Captain Hero : I think you like to f**k it!
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^ Alan : Hey, hey, did you hear that?
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Cosmo: Uh... never cook bacon with your shirt off? [whistling, removes shirt and tie, bacon splatters out of the pan]
Timmy: No. Not that! .I wish my life had a reset button!^ Xandir : My wish is to no longer be gay so I can have my old life back.
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Timmy: This time I'm ready for Crocker's stupid test!
Mr. Crocker: Heh. Good news, Turner. .You've taken F to a new level.^ Frasier: Excuse me, Niles, but I’ve got news for you: Copernicus called, and you are not the centre of the universe!
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.I'm going to give you a Super F! Heh-heh-eh-eh-heh!^ Morello : Chris, how are you going to know how to act when you get stopped by the police if we don't give you detention?
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^ Julius : [giving Monk some money] Here you go.
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^ Julius : [giving Risky some money] Here you go.
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[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: A D! As in...don't get your hopes up for a high-paying career! (chuckles)
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: B! As in...but you're not supposed to be this smart.
[Timmy pushes the re-do button]
Mr. Crocker: An A-! .As in...oh, wait, I give so few A's, I have no prepared sarcasm.^ Wait, OH NO, NO! I-I'm out of quarters, I've got more to say!
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^ Alan [yelling] : Oh, wait, no, no, I-- I got it!
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Scary Godparents [2.13]

Cosmo: This year, I'm a floating human janitor.
Wanda: And I'm a floating human nurse.
Cosmo: Who floats!
Vicky: And I'm the Wicked Witch of "Where's-My-Candy?!"

.Dad: I'm going as your mom!^ How's it going with your mom?
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^ Your Uncle Charlie is a professional musician, and your mom and dad...
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^ Chris : Dad, Drew and Tonya were sittin' down watchin' TV and I'm the only one Mom said to go clean up.
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.Mom: And I'm going as your dad!^ How's it going with your mom?
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^ Your dad just wakes you up in the middle of the night and says, "Your mom wasn't really fat and this isn't your room anymore."
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^ Your Uncle Charlie is a professional musician, and your mom and dad...
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Timmy: And I'm going straight to therapy.

Ruled Out/That's Life [2.14]

Timmy: It's violent!
Dad: And educational!
Both: But mostly violent! YAAAAAAYYYY, VIOLENCE!

Timmy: Dad, run! Eddie's back from the dead and he wants to kill you!!!!!!!!

Shiny Teeth/Odd Odd West [2.15]

Chester: Hey, why does this jail cell have a coyote-shaped dog door?
Sanjay: Because fate is cruel?

Cosmo Con/Wanda's Day Off [2.16]

Dad: Hit it, Britney!
Britney Britney: You got it!
Mom: Hey! Wait a Minute! Dad never asks ME to hit it!

Season 3

Information Stupor Highway [3.1]

Veronica: Do I think Timmy Turner is neat? .Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that.^ Alan : I'll let him know.
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^ Charlie : You know, for the record, a lovely dinner doesn't necessarily preclude carpet burns and a bite mark on your ass.
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I wrote him an email to let him know eprof was asking for him.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

[typing] No way, he's gross!
Timmy: Oh, great. The crazy one likes me.

.Various People: (name of person) I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother/father by coming in anyway!^ Koby Franco is a young taxi driver, as damaged as they come by an absentee father and a dead mother.

^ It is dark as we rattle past the cottages; the German families, mother, father, and the whole gamut of children, from four to fourteen, are coming in from work.
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^ Martin :Well, I'm not going anywhere where I have to tell people my name's Wimsey!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(breaks down door with battering ram)

Odd Jobs/Movie Magic [3.2]

.Timmy: I'll never abandon you guys for a girl again!^ You know, if that guy had been a girl, he'd be so in there.
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^ Alan : Oh, hey, you'll never guess who I ran into.
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^ Clara : You guys can't tell anybody about my secret, and I'm afraid I'll need you to keep your silence with a pinky swear.
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.Now excuse me while I go abandon you for a girl .^ Charlie : Where are you going now?
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^ [Frasier and Roz have slept together] Frasier : Do you know what she's going to see when she looks at me now?
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^ Now, we are going to have a nice dinner, you are going to be charming, and Tommy will remain oblivious to the fact that you defiled his daughter.
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.Trixie: Because, anonymous voice from nobody, you won an award for comedy, and everyone knows that comedy is the lowest form of entertainment.^ ED PARK, THE VILLAGE VOICE This book won the Doug Wright Award for Best book of 2005 and is a Golden Oak Award nominee.

^ News you won't see in US because it is actually NEWS .
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - Another Kind of Recess 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Beast Boy : You know, now nobody's making 'em mutate-y, these little guys might actually make good pets.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Next to animation.

Trixie: .Oh, my gosh!^ "Oh my gosh!
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^ Oh, my gosh!
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^ Oh my gosh!
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I forgot! I'm totally in love with rock stars!

Love Struck [3.3]

Timmy: Cosmo! I wish all the girls were back.
Cosmo: You got it! [pause] What's a girl?
.Timmy: Well, they're soft, and cuddly!^ Dominick Ryan: Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it.
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^ Alan: Well, they're given an unlimited supply of donuts.
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^ When you're not home I can bloody well hear what they're saying!
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

[Cosmo 'poofs' a big pink cushion into the room.]
.Timmy: No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.^ Rochelle : No you're not.
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^ Tonya : They're not hirin' you.
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^ You're everything we make fun of!
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[Cosmo 'poofs' a monster truck into the room.]
Cosmo: [To monster truck] Yay! .I'm gonna call you Wanda.^ Rochelle : Who you gonna call?
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So, just in case your mad, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm sorry for calling you creepy last night.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.One of Cupids' Cherubs We're losing all love power, I'm transferring the emergency backup power to your coffee machine.^ Martin takes charge Martin: (to Daphne) You’re gonna lose your looks?
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  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Rutu Modan: All except Your Number One Fan, which I wrote after Exit Wounds for the new Actus anthology, How to Love, which was published in January 2008.

^ Morello : Chris, you're excused from all of your classes.
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Wanda "Whoever you are, you're going down"
Cosmo "Whoever I am, no I'm not!"

.Timmy: "Tootie, Will you be my valentine?"^ Be My Valentine: Cards for You to Make (Mary-Kate & Ashley) ~ Mary-Kate Olsen HarperEntertainment Mary-Kate Olsen .

Tootie: "Yes, Yes, YES!"
Timmy: "Oh, well."
(Tootie kisses Timmy alot.)
Cosmo: "Awww, they're cute."
(Tootie keeps kissing him alot.)
Cosmo: "That's so weird."
(Tootie and Timmy are kissing each other.)
.Cosmo: "And now, they're getting creepy."^ Now they're calling it a pre-nup .
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Now they hate you because you're acting like a jerk.
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^ And from now on, they're not cookies - they're called biscuits !
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Wanda: "Oh, shut up and kiss me!"^ That little whore won't shut up about that stupid kiss!
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(Wanda kiss Cosmo.)

Cherubs: (while transporting nuclear missles with hearts on them) LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!

Most Wanted Wish/This is Your Wish [3.4]

Mr. Crocker: Well, Ms. Tang, it appears that Turner is the only living thing left. .So I'm going to pair you up with...this rock!^ Perhaps then the Wasp will make George Washington hold up his hand, and, looking him earnestly in the face, will say, "George Washington, are you going to tell me a lie?"
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ You didn't pick up your toys and go did you?
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ Charlie : There is no signal; you just get up and go to the bathroom.
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Trixie: Hee hee!!!

Cosmo during his training:
    • "I know how to make it (Pompeii) warmer!" (Mt. Vesuvius erupts, destroying the city)
    • "I know how to make it (Atlantis) cleaner!" (flushes it down the ocean)
    • "I call it (Xanadu) Pittsburgh!"

Wanda "Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, (door slams on her) but the slight concussion is making me less suspicious...has that hat always been orange?"

Chip off the Old Chip/Snow Bound [3.17]

[Timmy is watching a Wheel of Fortune-like game show, the puzzle reads "GET CHIP SKYLARK TO SAY I WISH I HAD T_MMY TURNER'S VOICE"]
Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle! Is it "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Timmy Turner's Voice?" [a buzzer sounds]
Host: No! I'm sorry. It's that old song, "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Tommy Turner's Voice"

Unsorted Quotes/Unknown Episode

Timmy

.
  • Timmy: I have the brain of a 10 year old and the body of a 16 year old.^ The old tomb, in which the body of Washington remained for thirty years, was situated between the present vault and the house.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ How long in Greater Cincinnati: 10 years Resides: Hyde Park JULIE ENGEBRECHT My tip: My 6-year-old daughter and I are members of the Taft Museum.
    • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

    .You know what that means.^ Do you know what this means?
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    • Frasier - Wikiquote 17 January 2010 15:11 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ And you know what that means?
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    ^ Denny: What do you mean you don't know?!
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    I'm a supermodel!
  • Timmy:[In a muscular body, after being informed of having his own calendar]: ...I have a calendar?
  • Aww... [he frowns] and now I'm bored again.
  • [In a muscular body, after seeing Vicky attempting to woo him]: GAH!
Vicky: So that's your name! You must be Norwegian!
  • [under Yoodoo magic] "I love Tootie! She's smart, she's funny, and she is so much prettier than anyone! Especially that icky yucky Trixie!"
  • Timmy: hey mom heres the mothers day present for you.
Timmy's mom: thanks sweetie, but why does it say mome? Timmy: caus thats your name. mommy.

Cosmo

.
  • "She's not perfect, but she's the one who said yes."
  • (when he, Wanda, and Timmy are inside Timmy's head) "Are you sure this isn't my mind?^ [Clara places a potato inside the gun and ignites the fuse] Clara: Are you sure this is safe?
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    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Narrator : My dad wasn't the only one who was stressed because of that refund.
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    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Cyborg : Lesson number one- never throw me down a hole unless you make sure I stay there!
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .It seems pretty empty in here..."
  • "Wow, look at all the failure."
  • "You see, I went to this clinic, and they said shouting helps you remember things!^ And then she said to me: 'What do you need all that for?

    ^ See-More : No way man, it makes you look rich!
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You see, Koby has been estranged from his dad for a number of years and would prefer to keep things that way rather than risk any further disappointment.

    ."I LIKE PIE!!"
  • "BLUE IS A COLOR!!"
  • "And this is us cowering in fear (of Jorgen) two minutes ago.^ I haven't checked, but I'm pretty sure my balls look like two-thirds of the Blue Man Group .
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    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I worked two years like a slave, from morning till very late at night, day after day, putting my soul in it (and enjoying every minute).

    And this is us cowering in fear (of Jorgen) thirty seconds ago. .And this is us-"
  • "A hug would be nice!"
  • "There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge!^ The fields on which one looks down from this great bridge--a triumph of engineering--are beautifully cultivated in tobacco and corn.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Cyborg : Lesson number one- never throw me down a hole unless you make sure I stay there!
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ There is still much on one of these remote and isolated plantations to recall the romance which surrounded them during the days of slavery.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    .Wow, there wasn't a manly word in that sentence."
  • "My floaty hat!^ RM: There are quite few absent parents in my storiesit wasn't a conscious decision to write about this subject, it just happened.

    ^ At the time of my visit there were seventy persons so sentenced.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : When my mother heard Tonya say those words, it was like she wasn't her baby anymore.
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    It's a crown again! .Wow, still no manly words."
  • (As Cosma) "Hey, what about us?^ The word "mas'r" is still used, being so intimately associated in the negro's mind with certain individuals, that he has no inclination to drop it.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    .Aren't you going to change us?^ And we know you aren't trying to change us, but just sharing your ideas with us, and enjoying the feedback.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Chelsea : Did you ask if he wants to go to the movies with us?
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    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Blah blah blah, blah! BLAH!"
  • "This was the nose I was born with. Can't a guy do something to make himself look pretty? Blah blah, blah! Blah blah, blah! Blah blah!"
  • During the 'I wish I was the strongest guy on the beach' wish:
    • Timmy: "Guys! Problem! I'm huge, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!"
    • Cosmo: "Just like the IRS!"
  • About Jimmy Neutron: "I knew you could never trust a Fudge-Head!"
  • (Timmy and Cosmo meet up in hallway in the magic castle, both dressed up as Carmen Miranda): "Okay, But, since we're dressed like this..." (Starts doing the tutti-frutti dance)
  • "'We' can mean anything: 'We three', 'We the people', or my favorite, 'WHEEEEE!'" (Zooms around Wanda as though on a motorcycle)
  • Cosmo: (has Wanda's pink swirly hair instead of his own hair) "Neat! .I'm a pink-haired Elvis.
  • "(Two wrongs don't make a right) Yeah, but three rights make a left!^ Jake : Doughnuts don't make hair.
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    ^ Claire: [upon being greeted by the firm] Yeah, don't anybody try to make friends with me.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ The idea of Nemesis, added to the negro's lack of moral consciousness, which has become so pronounced in the two centuries of servitude, makes the negro believe that he is right in stealing and oppressing.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    And now it's time for the show! .(starts doing the tutti-frutti dance)"
  • "I LIKE PIE!!"
  • (At his High School Reunion) "I also invented air, which is why every time you breathe in I get a quarter."^ Why would you dress like Aquaman when you can't breathe underwater?
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    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Alan : Why don't you start with that?
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    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You probably hypnotized me to think I'm a rabbit, and when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .(Crowd gasps) "Pay up!"
  • "Look at Binky go, and go, and go!"
  • Cosmo:"I made him a loon, the national bird of Canada, and I made us dodos, the extinct flightless bird of Canada!^ Perhaps then the Wasp will make George Washington hold up his hand, and, looking him earnestly in the face, will say, "George Washington, are you going to tell me a lie?"
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ But look yere," he added, to a gentleman near him, confidentially, "if this train should bust up now, where'd the balance of ye go to, d'ye reckon?"
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : Nothing made Drew unwind better than watching hockey, and nothing could wind him up faster than Tonya.
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    • Wanda:"Do something you idiot!" .(Poofs mustache on Wanda)
  • "'The Accursed One' That's a nickname I haven't heard in a while."
  • (Wanda: "you sunk Atlantis?"^ Raven : You obviously haven't heard any of my music.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    )"Well... Acually, I sunk it nine times..."
  • Here I come, Mr. Fairy Universe.
  • "What kinda of a sick, twisted future is this?!"
  • "I'm scared of the hunt!"
  • (after turning himself into a monkey) "I just wanted to be able to scratch my butt without being judged."
  • Timmy: It's just that in every movie I've seen with ancient treasures there's some kind of booby trap...
Cosmo: Well, I'm a boob, and Wanda trapped me into marriage. .(Wanda grabs his throat)Does that mean anything?^ Does the word 'I'M A VEGATARIAN' mean anything to you?!?
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  • I hated being a robot. No free will, being bossed around. It was like being married all over again! Only with more toast.
  • Wanda: cheer up timmy chrades is hard once you get the hang of it.
.Cosmo: Ya we can toatally turn you into a chrades champion!now focus (turns into zebra with no stipes.^ Narrator : Since there was no "Kwanzaa Eve" celebration for my family, Christmas Day turned into just another Wednesday.
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  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Mia : You know, you're turning into a real ass here!
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  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Julius : Well, I don't care what he speaks as long as he stays out of my chair and you turn him into a killer.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

) what am I?
Timmy: A white horse
cosmo: .(mad) NO! I'M A STRIPLESS ZEBRA! WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU! YOUR THE WORST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!!!^ No matter your interests – arts/culture, networking/professional development, sports, volunteering – YPCincy definitely has the hookup.
  • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

^ You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
  • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Narrator : Kill Moves and his mother taught me a valuable lesson: No matter what you celebrate, the holidays should be spent with people you love.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Wanda

  • "Thanks, Mr. Contagious! .Now I have [the fairy flu]!"
  • "Oh, shut up and kiss me, will you?"
  • "Oh blah, blah, blah...^ Paul: Oh, shut up.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Oh now I'm gettin' happy, don't you get weary, Now I'm gettin' happy, don't, &c., (bis) Dere's a great camp-meetin' in de, &c.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Rochelle : Oh baby, you'll be able to use up all the hot water you want.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    YOUR needs!"
  • .
  • "You bet me for a nickel?!!!"
  • "What's strange, that I'm not strangling Cosmo?"
  • "Cosmo-about-to-make-Timmy-dead senses is tingling!"
  • "Two fairies had a thought in their head, had a bet to decide who'd I wed, But when during their bout, their big secret got out..."^ Alan : Uh, if Mom's ever in a coma, you're the one who has to decide to pull the plug.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Shirley: Who decides when it's OK to make fun of a religion?
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ This is the way you should make a dramatic graphic novel, and Modan proves here that she is an artist we will be hearing about for years to come.

    .(Juandisimo) "...And now both of those morons are dead?"
  • "And here's Wanda with the news: Vicky's going to kill you when she finds out what you're up to!"
  • "The Double-T in the Morning show is brought to you by 'Vicky Stinks!'^ Charlie : You're telling me this now?!
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You're not supposed to go over 65.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Berta : Just out of curiosity, when you leave here, where is it you go?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Remember: Vicky Stinks!"
  • "Oh, waah. .Do you ever stop nagging?"
  • "I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous.^ And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME! [hangs up] Oh, boy, I'm gonna pay for that.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    [goes under You-Doo spell] But what do I know? .Let's poof up a whole bunch of You-Doo dolls!^ You should've let me come up.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    And more pudding for Cosmo! I'm a nag! Let's do the Nag Dance! [singing] .You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night!"
  • "Zappy fight!^ You got dents all in my sofa.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You have been in a bad mood all day.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Foxxy : You think you the first barely legal chick to tie me up and eat my friend right in front of me?
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .Oh, that's right: You don't have one!"^ Denny: Oh, come on, don't tell me you've never gone to town with a doll.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Clara : Oh, Wooldoor, you don't mean that.
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Mia :Oh, please don't tell me you got somebody in your room?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    (Wanda to Blonda)
  • "Whoever you are, you're going down" (Cosmo) "Whoever I am, no I'm not!"
  • "Cosmo, you idiot!"
  • "Cosmo, stop spinning the newspaper!"
  • "...Nag Nag Nag..."

Mom & Dad

Both: "Bye, School! Have a nice day at Timmy!"

Mom:: "That's the seventeenth bath this night, and he(Timmy) still smells like...Pheew-alien barf!
Dad:: "I've got some steel wool in the garage!!"

.Timmy:: As long as my parents don't have to use the bathroom in the next 10 minutes I should be okay.^ Julius : Well, I don't care what he speaks as long as he stays out of my chair and you turn him into a killer.
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ People who don't believe in any holy book and don't use guides are not freaks, by a long shot.
  • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

^ I'm the idiot who's paying you ten dollars an hour to miss phone calls, nap in the bathroom, and use my X-ray machine on Mexican food!
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(cut to Mom and Dad at dining table)
.Dad:: Hey Honey, wanna challenge me to a water drinking contest?^ Jake : Hey, Dad, when this is over, wanna play catch?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Jake : Hey, Dad, wanna hear a funny joke?
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Mom:: Okay, let me just add these chocolate laxatives to my High-Fiber-O's. And for added fun, let's make it prune juice.
Dad:: PRUNE ME UP, BABY!

Mom: "Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
Dad: "I hope so, that's what I was aiming for!"

.Mom: I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all.^ He hastily gathered such of his young men and warriors as would join him, with their wives and children, and in mid-winter, with but few provisions, and dragging all their household goods, the loyal refugees set forth for Kansas.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

^ This makes up for all them cracks about my breasteses lactatin' chocolate milk.
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The negro needs a good general education, mainly because it will strengthen his character, and make him more independent.
  • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

Dad: Unless it's that reindeer chocolate, eew!
  • younger dad: Hi my name's (truck passes by honking.) but everyone calls me dad.

Mom

.
  • If Chip doesn't get here soon, I'm going to punish our son for no reason!
  • We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!
  • You know you're not allowed to touch the money, dear!
  • Oh, waah.^ Do you know what I am going to say next?
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Alan : You're going back to your room.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Alan : You're going to hell, you know?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .Do you ever stop nagging?
  • I've gone ga-ga over Gah!
  • (Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy) Oh no!^ Oh no you didn't!
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Oh no, you're bleeding!
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Oh, Jesus tell you once befo' Babylon's fallin' to rise no mo'; To go in peace and sin no mo'-- Babylon's fallin' to rise no mo'."
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    .Timmy feels warm!^ Timmy feels warm!
    • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Timmy: No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.
    • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • The Fairly OddParents - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    And he's positivly green!
  • Mom: I better get the fish a thermometer too!
  • Yams! .I should show them my yams!
  • Everything I touch dies!^ She did a nice sketch in my copy, with paints and everything, but my scanner is acting up, so I can't show it off right now.

    (Everyone backs away.)
  • I use the hideous and clearly dangerous things your father makes me because I love him, and it makes him happy!'
  • You need to be more secure in your masculinity, like me!

Dad

.
  • "Oh Vicky, I've come for my money back.^ Alan : Sure you don't want to come back to my office and hump my fax machine?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Cyborg : (Holding up a detached arm) Come on, I'll play with one hand behind my back!
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ "Oh, yonder come my Jesus, Hallelujah!
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    .Because Double-T says you stink."
  • "Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!"
  • "We're making a movie called 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Us'!"
  • "Now we're making a sequel!!^ Chris : Because you're babysitting.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Why don't you just call a plumber?
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You're in the Movies Cheats .
    • GameZone Forums - Fairly Odd Parents: Clash with the Anti-World 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC forums.gamezone.com [Source type: General]

    .It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Other People'!"
  • "Must commit evil deeds...Must leave lousy tip...^ The other will ask the question I started with.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ A baby born in Bethlehem, De trumpet sound in de oder bright land; My name is called and I must go, De bell is a-ringin' in de oder bright world.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ What I found really interesting, and very sad, was that a few people started calling, including a father who had completely lost contact with his son and did not know where he was.

    under fifteen percent!... .And then I'll send my dinner back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!"
  • "Why do I have to eat "mold merial" (cold cereal) while he's eating maffles (waffles)?"
  • "DINKLEBURG!!!"
  • "DINKLEBOT!!!"
  • "Gah?^ Dr Harati Waibi: Even though it's legal in Nepal, our clinic made the decision not to in order to receive US funding.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I don't even like eating dinner next to you.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Denny: I'll have that jury eating out of my lap.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    He's Norwegi-licious!"
  • "Gotta run, son! I have a big meeting on how to plan big meetings!"
  • (Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)"Warm?! Green?!? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer...and the salad shooter!"
  • "We're getting Dimmy award-winning gold here, and Trixie will totally talk to us!
  • "Electricity bills are for squares... LIKE PANTS!"
  • "Hey, my favorite shirt!... .You (Mom) said it was stolen by Canadains!"
  • "Hey, I had a dream where I was you but with a better voice.^ I have casual and often degrading sex with my substitute Moms, but we're talking about you and not me so forget I said that.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Jake : C-O-W. Charlie : Hey, Mom, can I talk to you for a minute?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    And there was peanut butter, everywhere!
  • "Hey, nice door! .If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1!"
  • "Pants are for squares!"
  • "Electric bills are for squares!^ There is a good deal of ignorance and prejudice among the low class of whites; they are hardly the stuff out of which the old heroes were made.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ That's how they lure you into their houses made out of candy and gingerbread.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I was LMAO. I could have gotten arrested for laughing alone but then they would just have to let me out Monday to go to work.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    Like pants!"

Vicky

  • "Gah? What kind of name is Gah?"
  • "Gah-ah....! .Playing hard to get only makes me want you more!"
  • "But I'm miserable.^ See-More : No way man, it makes you look rich!
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Making comics is lonesome work, and when it is finished, the last thing you want to hear is bad criticism.

    ^ I want to be with a man who can be sensitive and caring, nurturing, you know, someone who can make me laugh, make me think.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Why won't anybody believe me? I'm-(A large sundae appears) Ooh, vanilla!"
  • "[The actor playing Crash Nebula is] a hunksicle!"
  • "Hey! .That punk's tryin' to steal the car I'm stealing!"
  • "Pick up the trash and the octopus!"
  • "Okay, I believe you.^ You didn't pick up your toys and go did you?
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ [She picks up the heart shaped box Beast Boy made for Terra] Beast Boy : I made that for you.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Alan : You think I joined a support group to pick up women?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Try not to get trampled. .Your screaming will disturb my quality 'Ignore Timmy' time."
  • "I ooze brilliance!"
  • "I think it started when I was eight.^ And maybe while you're having a good time with my sister, I'll have a good time with your brother.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Judith : Alan, sometimes when I think about coming home to you, I start crying in my car.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : My biggest worry at this time was that the cops would think I was chasin' Greg.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .My mom said my turtle ran away, but he didn't.^ I have casual and often degrading sex with my substitute Moms, but we're talking about you and not me so forget I said that.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : [My dad] didn't hear a word she said.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : On Mother's Day, all I could do was hope my mom didn't know the difference between Pure Voodoo and Pure Voo-don't.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .TURTLES CAN'T RUN!"
  • "When I get up there, you are going DOWN!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Knock, Knock!^ We liked it so much that when we lived in Florence, we would drive up to Fairfield just to go there.
    • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Fireman : Unless the bomb is up a tree and can't get down, there's nothing we can do.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Denny: You know what I'm going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings?
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .Heeeere's Vicky!!"
  • "Check out the fun, destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion!"
  • "Today's episode is brought to you by the letter 'V'."
  • "I only wish that someday I can make the whole world this miserable!"
  • "Your temperature's normal, and so's your cholesterol.^ Alan : Are you out of your mind?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Can you give me your favorites, and I'll check them out.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ You had to travel around the world.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .You just sit back and play mindless video games while I go do those nasty chores, you cute little imp, you!"
  • (Practicing cheerleading) "Fe-fi-fo-fum, who's the girl who sucks her thumb?^ You just sit there.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Could you come back in a little while?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You did not just go there) .
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    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    I am! I am! .Why did I say that?"
  • (Again Cheerleading) "1, 2, 3, 4, I shoplift from every store!"
  • (Cheerleading) "I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm scared of cows but love being cruel!^ Wooldoor : Why, what did I say?
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Why the hell did you say "wheee?"
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Casper's Scare School Cheats .
    • GameZone Forums - Fairly Odd Parents: Clash with the Anti-World 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC forums.gamezone.com [Source type: General]

    .I pick my nose when no one looks, and wipe it in your history books!"
  • "I don't mean to be mean all the time.^ Narrator : For my father to waste food, that could only mean one thing: hell must've frozen over.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Charlie : No dogs in my house, especially not stolen ones that are large enough to make me their bitch.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ And last is Your Number One Fan, the newest story in the book.

    .It's just that I really am."
  • "TWERP!"
  • "If you need me, I'll be busy sleeping.
  • "Pink hat and buck teeth on a kid?^ Now,,,I would be a happy kid ifin I was to be in Florida ,,,swimming with the happy,,,happy armidillo family,,,just cos you can't get them out of there,haha .
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Spanky : Just do it, or you'll be lying at my feet in a pool of your own blood!
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ And to test elevators, you need a really tall building.
    • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

    Ewwwwwww! Pink hat and buck teeth on a Norwegian male supermodel? .Yeahhh!"
  • "We have time for one more ride together: The Marriage-Go-Round!"
  • "Ugh...I don't ever want to see another piece of candy again."^ Service in this department is no child's play; it is a rough and tumultuous school; and to see the general activity, one wonders that more is not actually accomplished.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : Just because James didn't want a Brother from Another Mother, didn't mean he wasn't gettin' one.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I don't wanna go to Hell, I quit" has the same lines, such as in "Hot Tub" (see below) and "Clum Babies".
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    [Huge pile of candy falls on her] "IT BURNS!!!"
  • "You're not hiding anywhere! .You have chores to do!"
  • "I'VE LOST MY NORWEGIAN SUPER MODEL!" Polar Bear: "And that's the password!"
  • "I had the greatest dream.^ Charlie : What I've wanted to ask you is, "Do you think I've been a good role model?"
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I believe you've met my attorney.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Alan: My friend, one of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody."

Mr. Crocker

  • (to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very well. .Since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!!"^ If you're a fan of 'zines and minicomics, then you've probably come across Porcellino's King-Cat Comics and Stories, which he has been self-publishing since 1989.

    ^ Raven : As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your "powers" will be gone.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Coach Brantley : Since this is your first day on the mat, I'm gonna walk you through some moves.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


    Jimmy: "AHHHHH!! An F!! .IT BURNS, Auggggh!!"
  • "FAIRY GODPARENTS!!" (He always violently contorts/spasms himself as he says it)
  • "HAVE A NICE DAY!!" (Contorts/spasm himself as he says it)
  • "Good news children, the F's are in!^ No Virginian living in Richmond is able to say that his children cannot receive as good an education in the public as they can obtain in private schools.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    Mmmm, smell those hot, fresh F's!"
  • "What? This is impossible! AJ got every answer wrong! This is the kind of grade I would expect to give Turner... who got an A! This has to be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
  • "High marks for the Death-to-Turner motif."
  • "What!? I can't be left in a room with children! I'm not a people person. I'm barely a person"!
  • "It's an F-a-palooza!
  • "F's! F's for everyone!"
  • "I'll get the F's."
  • "Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to not teach!"
  • "Goodnight Mother! I'm off to hunt fairies.....disguised as aliens!"
  • "Uh...I guess that means that the honeymoon's off?"
  • "Its a gag gift. .Squeeze it, it farts!".
  • "If they park in the fairy spot, it will be all the proof the world will need".
  • "Excuse me while I hit my head while changing Timmy Turner's grades from F to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A!"
  • (Whie high on sugar, extremely fast)"F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ,F! And now I'm off to run a marathon!^ And thus I will now consider changing my humble opinion.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ "Now in this great Kanawha coal-field nature has already sunk all the necessary pits and shafts, which need neither repair, renewal, nor labor to work them.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Now off the mow because if I don't it will compromise one of the above aspects of my well-being.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    .But first...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!
  • "Well done Turner, you've taken F to a whole new level, so I'm giving you a SUPER F!"
  • Tastes cake icing Real buttercream icing?^ Alan: Excuse me, I realize you're new to this office but we have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to sexual harassment.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ If you so enjoy keeping me in the dark, you really should give me a try…in the dark.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Foxxy : If you like that taste of chocolate, I could give you a tour of the whole factory.
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    No-one makes that from scratch any more, there's only one explanation.
Timmy Turner felt bad for blanking Tootie on her birthday so he loaned her his FAIRY GODPARENTS who created this cake."

Miscellaneous Characters

Chester McBadbat

.
  • "Boys like comic books; girls like dolls.^ "Comics books, like other entertainment media, is not without its own self-congratulatory, over-hyped annual awards.

    ^ We're cute little girls and boys We use imagination Like athletes use their 'roids Captain Hero : I like to follow the rules.
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ It was like a culture shock for me to realize there was more than just the mainstream comic art I had been exposed to, and that comic books could be so diverse .

    .Boys like video games; girls like makeup.^ We're cute little girls and boys We use imagination Like athletes use their 'roids Captain Hero : I like to follow the rules.
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Beast Boy : Look, just because I lost that video game-- Cyborg : And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Astro Boy: The Video Game Cheats .
    • GameZone Forums - Fairly Odd Parents: Clash with the Anti-World 25 January 2010 17:55 UTC forums.gamezone.com [Source type: General]

    .We're DIFFERENT! THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DIFFERENT BATHROOMS! (sees Veronica in the boys' bathroom because there is no girls' bathroom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!^ Freeman : Well, except there's no way you're leaving here with more money than when you came in.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Ling-Ling : There's no way out, now what're we gonna do.
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ If the negro question were out of the politics of the State, there would be no trouble on account of the old Union and Secession differences.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    .NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • (after Timmy sees Chester's mailbox broken on the ground and says: "Isn't that your mailbox?"^ Can you see the insult in saying a child doesn't need a mother anymore than a child needs two men?
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Look, that's the #1 rule of livin' with women: Nothing makes sense.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Sorry ,,not on this,,,I do see your point and a good one it is,,,,but lets say,,,that any of the people you are talking about,,,lets say,,you tell one of them that his,,or her spouse was cheating on them,,,they would demand proof of it no?, by the way,,I read that,some where,but makes perfect sense to me,,,, .
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ) ."NOT AGAIN!!"
  • "OH NO!!!! There is a tornado, and I live in a trailer park!^ At Vinita, the junction has made no growth, because white men are not allowed to live there, and the Indians content themselves with agriculture and hunting.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    Oh, they told me this would happen, BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN!!!"
  • (disguised as a girl so he and A.J. can avoid couple-skating) You better call me after this.
Hey, hey, hey! Watch the hands!"
  • "Those tickets were impossible to get! .I know, I've tried!"
  • AJ: "Look at all the cheese he ate in fourth grade!"^ I mean, I know how much you've been looking forward to this and I wouldn't want you to miss it because of us.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Judith : Well, I don't know about his father, but I've tried to share some of my interests with him [Jake] .
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : My mac 'n cheese looked so good, Gandhi would've snuck himself a plate.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Chester:"No wonder he was constipated that whole year!"
  • (in his torn Squirrelly Scouts uniform, facing off with a coyote) And now, you're about to get your "Beaten By A Chester" badge.
  • The meat is more sweet when flattened on the street.
  • NOOOO! Im allergic to girls!!!!

A.J.

  • It's Tuesday, on Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. .Nothing is sweeter than knowledge."
  • "No one man can own the Internet!^ THERE is much that is discouraging in the present condition of the South, but no one is more loth than the Southerner to admit the impossibility of its thorough redemption.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ That's one reason I like Joseph Campbell, if for nothing else than giving a completely different view of what is meant.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    ^ No one thinks of refusing to aid the negro in obtaining his education, although he contributes little or nothing toward the school tax.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    I'd know, I've tried!"
  • "Thank you corrective dentistry!"
  • (with Trixie Tang's voice) "Tell me I'm pretty!"

Tootie

.
  • "You're holding my hand!"
  • "You're holding my hand, again!"
  • "But you have to come!^ Evelyn : So, you're blaming Mummy because Little Charlie can't come out and play?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Alan: Excuse me, I realize you're new to this office but we have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to sexual harassment.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Chinese Chef : [speaking Chinese] You're sweeping my foot, fool!
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .You have to come because I love you!"
  • "You're here?^ You're great, I love you.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You’ll love the View From Here!
    • Discover Greater Cincinnati (2006) 9 February 2010 17:18 UTC issuu.com [Source type: General]

    ^ Because she's been here with you?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    In my house? .My Timmy-tracker must be malfunctioning."
  • "You leave Timmy Turner--my one true love--alone, you big gray bully!"
  • "You're my hero...^ Jake : You're my dad.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I already gave that testicle to my one true love.....
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're staring at my knockers.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    even if you are wearing a dress."
  • .
  • "Why won't you give my love a chance?!!?"
  • "Timmy!^ One: You won't wanna change your body, if you learn to love it.
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ We can't give up on our one chance at true love.
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Rochelle : OVER MY DEAD BODY! Mr. Omar : That would be tragic, but if it were to happen, you can rest assured I'll give Mr. Julius a nice discount.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    I gotta go potty!... .Oops, no I don't!"
  • "Don't hurt him! He hired all these actors and rented out this whole stadium all because of me!^ I didn't like him at first because of the whole black thing, but I'm doing better at math now.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ These shapely and rich-colored stalks have joints every few inches along their whole length, from which spring out the new buds of promise.
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Charlie : Because he's a ticking time bomb and we don't wanna be in the car with him when he goes off!
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .I love him more than ever!"
  • Tootie: "Your parents should be back any minute."^ Narrator : Nothing like a parent's love to destroy your confidence.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Narrator : Back at school, I was more depressed than the Fat Boys at a finger sandwich party.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ But all will convince him that they are much more interested in the material development of the Southern States than in quarreling over .
    • Edward King, 1848-1896. The Great South; A Record of Journeys in Louisiana, Texas, the Indian Territory, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland 18 January 2010 7:13 UTC docsouth.unc.edu [Source type: Original source]

    .Timmy: "How did you know that?"^ You know how it is with parents when you are a teenager.

    ^ Monkey : How did you know I was going to say that?
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Rochelle : How did you know that?
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Tootie: "I didn't tap your phones!"

Trixie Tang

  • "Oh my gosh! .I just realized I'm totally in love with rock stars!"
  • "You're rejecting me?^ You're really a rabbit!
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You're just too lame to say it!
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ You're great, I love you.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Oh my gosh! I'm so into you now! .I'm going to leave 1,000 messages on your answering machine!"
  • "Tell me I'm pretty!"
  • "I'm ignoring you.^ Mia :Oh, please don't tell me you got somebody in your room?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ The machine will call you on your cell phone.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ It is about an archeological dig in Israel and as the go through the layers, it tells you about the people of the time that they hit.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    I said I'm ignoring you! STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!!"
  • "He's so unfeeling! .That makes him cool!"
  • (under You-doo) "I-think-I'll-sit-here-with-my-favorite-pink-hatted-buck-toothed-loser".
  • "Get away from me!^ Take my hand; we'll make it, I swear!
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Foxxy : You think you the first barely legal chick to tie me up and eat my friend right in front of me?
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Spanky : Just do it, or you'll be lying at my feet in a pool of your own blood!
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .You're a monster!^ You're a monster boob.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .A totally hot MONSTER!"
  • "Timmy, you killed my seemingly harmless plant!^ Bambi You killed my mother!
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ My father died, for goodness' sake, and now you tryin' to kill me too!
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ It must kill you that one can have totally rational positons that object to third term abortions and gay marriage as equal to straight marriage.
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    .You are so not my boyfriend."
  • "I knew it!^ Terra : Beast Boy, if you knew something bad about me, would you still be my friend?
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ My boyfriend, Chad Huffington, heir to the Huffington Pants fortune, is coming over, so you assholes better shut the hell up and stay in your fucking rooms!
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    .You were trying to chew your own arm off in a desperate attempt at freedom!"
  • (observing that she and Timmy are the only two people on Earth) But...^ You can try and get in them on your own time.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ You can cook your own food.
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Joe I wish we had more people following you in your religion...Yes wonderful things to live by...
    • CQ Politics | Craig Crawford's Trail Mix - This Was Recess? 11 September 2009 9:48 UTC blogs.cqpolitics.com [Source type: General]

    that means there are less people around to adore me... .I NEED SOMEONE TO ADORE ME!!!!!
  • (going crazy after Timmy goes to the bathroom) What were you doing in there?^ You did not just go there) .
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
    • Drawn Together - Wikiquote 2 February 2010 14:24 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

    ^ Alan : There you go.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Charlie : You didn't have to go to the bathroom!
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Don't lie to me. Who's in there? What's her name? .TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!!
  • LOVE HURTS! And it makes a fine mulch for your lawn or garden.
  • Missiles sold separately!?
  • I missed you, Timmy.^ Raven : Don't make me hurt you.
    • Teen Titans - Wikiquote 10 January 2010 20:55 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ I pretty much gotta love you.
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Miss Pasternak : Do you want your son to go to Hell, Alan?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    Did you miss me? .WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOO!!!???
  • "TELL ME I'M PRETTY!" (Timmy -->) "I just did.."^ Julius : Did you just pick our lock with a credit card?
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Everybody Hates Chris - Wikiquote 25 January 2010 2:59 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Alan away] I just wanted to tell you that what you said to me last night was truly...disgusting.
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    ^ Denny: Did he tell you that, ah, there could be side effects?
    • Boston Legal - Wikiquote 10 February 2010 12:33 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    "NOT IN THAT LAST SENTENCE!"

Chet Ubetcha

  • "I'm Chet Ubetcha".
  • "Bottom of the Ninth. Bases loaded. .One out to go.^ Charlie : Different than the one who threw you out of your house with your nuts in a to-go bag?
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
    • Two and a Half Men - Wikiquote 7 January 2010 14:13 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

    .I'm extremely handsome."
  • "And now I'm off to run a marathon!"
  • (when Crocker takes over the world) "This is Chet Ubowdown, reminding you...to bow down!"
  • (when Timmy wished for a life size action figure which tried to destroy the city) "It's Dimmsdale, I mean Doomsdale!^&