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The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick promotional poster
Directed by Tom Brady
Produced by Guy Riedel
Adam Sandler (executive)
Written by Tom Brady
Rob Schneider
Starring Rob Schneider
Rachel McAdams
Anna Faris
Matthew Lawrence
Eric Christian Olsen
Sam Doumit
Adam Sandler
Cinematography Tim Suhrstedt
Editing by Peck Prior
Studio Happy Madison
Distributed by Touchstone Pictures
Release date(s) December 13, 2002
Running time 104 min.
Language English
Budget $34 million

The Hot Chick is a 2002 comedy film starring Rob Schneider as the title character Jessica, a popular teenage girl who mysteriously switches bodies with a 30-year-old criminal, and Rachel McAdams as the criminal. The bulk of the film revolves around the efforts of Jessica and her cheerleader friends to get Jessica's body back while dealing with awkward social situations.

The film was directed by Tom Brady, and produced by Adam Sandler, who also had a small role in the film as the "Mambuza Bongo Player", a character based on one played by Schneider in a Saturday Night Live sketch. Sisters Tia and Tamera Mowry, and singers Ashlee Simpson, Angie Stone and Michelle Branch also had small roles. It was filmed, in part, at El Segundo High School and Redondo Union High School.

Plot

The film begins in an Abyssinian castle in 50 BC, where a princess uses a pair of enchanted earrings to escape an arranged marriage by swapping bodies with a slave girl. When each woman wears one of the earrings, their bodies are magically swapped while their minds remain in place.

The rest of the film is set in the modern-day suburban home of Jessica Spencer (McAdams), the beautiful but selfish "hot chick" of the film's title. Jessica's closest friends are April (Faris), Keecia (Murray), and Lulu (Holden). April is Jessica's best friend, and all four girls are cheerleaders. At school one day, Jessica makes fun of an overweight girl named Hildenburg (Kuhlmann) and a Wiccan girl named Eden (Doumit). After that, Jessica and her friends visit the local mall, where Jessica gets her rival Bianca (Laas) into trouble and finds the earrings in an African-themed store. The earrings are not for sale, so Jessica steals them.

Shortly afterward, a small-time criminal named Clive (Schneider) robs a nearby gas station. When Jessica and her friends stop there and mistake him for an employee, he services their car to avoid raising suspicion. Jessica accidentally drops one of the earrings on the ground, the girls drive away, and Clive picks up the earring. That evening, in their respective homes, Jessica and Clive put on their earrings. When they wake up the next morning, each of them is trapped in the other's body. This is especially difficult for Jessica, who has a cheering competition and the school prom coming up soon.

After Jessica convinces her friends of who she is, they help her investigate the body swap. Hildenburg, Eden, and Bianca are all innocent, Hildenburg and Eden join Jessica after she apologizes to them, and Eden finds a picture of the earrings on the internet. When the girls return to the African store, the shopkeeper explains how the earrings work and tells the girls they must find the other earring soon or the change will become permanent.

Meanwhile, Jessica is hired for two jobs while secretly living with April. At her own home, where she works as a gardener, her parents tell her about their marital problems and she helps them rekindle their sex life. At school, while cleaning the boys' locker room as a janitor, she spies on her boyfriend Billy (Lawrence), who truly loves her, and April's boyfriend Jake (Olsen), who has another girlfriend. Faced with Jake's infidelity, April begins to fall in love with Jessica, who agrees to take her to the prom. At the cheering competition, Jessica signals romantically to Billy while disguised as the school mascot, but when the head of her suit falls off, he becomes confused and leaves with Bianca.

During this time, Clive has been using Jessica's body to make money from men, including Billy, who gives him his money and car, believing he is Jessica. On the evening of the prom, Hildenburg sees a video of Clive robbing a man on the TV news, goes to the scene of the crime, and finds a business card for the club where Clive works as a pole dancer. She informs Jessica at the prom, and the girls go to the club. When they find Clive, Jessica steals his earring and puts it on herself along with the other one. With the two earrings now on the same person, Jessica's and Clive's bodies return to their original owners. After Jessica makes up with Billy, the film ends with the school's graduation ceremony, followed by a scene in which Clive, running from the law and still dressed in lingerie, is abducted by a bartender who believes he is a homosexual.

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The Hot Chick is a 2002 movie starring Rob Schneider as a low-life thief who switches bodies with an arrogant cheerleader, played by Rachel McAdams. Directed by Tom Brady and written by Tom Brady and Rob Schneider.

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Jessica Spencer

  • Look at these earrings! I'll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.
  • You're the only boy that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.

Jessica/Clive

  • (crying)Somebody shit in the locker.
  • (after kissing April) I am so lesbian right now.
  • (to Jake while calling for April) Too late dude, she's with me right now. She says that my peepee's way bigger than yours. And that's if I fold it in half
  • (after Jake insults April)You asshole!(Jake and Billy give him a weird look) Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.
  • This is by far, the worst day of my life.
  • I have to get to the little girls room before I soak my panties!
  • And for me, a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar around the rim, YUM! (the bartender gives him an odd look) Better make that last one a Brewsky... Double Brewsky.
  • Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those...(trails off as he notices the macho bartender glaring at him, and then continues)...and wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a GUY. And that's what GUYS like me LIKE TO DO!
  • You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally split!

Clive/Jessica

  • (walking into the bathroom after turning into Jessica) WHERE'S MY...?
  • (after stealing a box of tampons) I gotta do WHAT??
  • I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, ok, then I'll give you your body back because it's soooo important to you. (mockingly) Waa, waa, I'm crying about my body! And then you can loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.

April

  • Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.

Others

Mambuza Bongo Player: (recurring line) And look, you can put your weed in it!
Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser!
Bathroom Attendant: And if you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.
Keesha's Mom: You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.

Dialogue

Teacher: Now, I'm returnig your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only "A".
Jessica: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
Eden: Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradamus!

Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
Jessica: You look good too Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
Monique: Barfing more.

Jessica/Clive: April, do you rememeber in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? Everybody threw rocks at you because you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown? I was your only friend. I gave you that locket round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said...
April: ...we'd be bestest friends forever.

Jessica/Clive: (crying into the phone) I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
Billy: Father Mulcahy?

April: Uh, Jessica has a...problem.
Keesha: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time?
Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags? She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
Keesha: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica/Clive: I had my period, OK!

Jessica/Clive: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eight graders, but you have no idea what it's like, to wake up every morning ... and have to shave your chin.
Hildenburg: (crying) Yes, I do.

Extra

Jessica and April: Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second... BASE-ball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way, then you are a... HOR-ticulturists study flowers, geologists study rocks, the only thing guys want from you is a place to put their...COCK-roaches, beetles, butterflies & bugs, nothing makes 'em happier than a giant pair of...JUG-glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is...FORGET IT, NO SUCH LUCK!!!"

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