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The Venture Bros.
Venture bros logo.jpg
Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture, Brock Samson, Hank and Dean Venture
Format Action-comedy
Created by Jackson Publick
Voices of James Urbaniak
Patrick Warburton
Michael Sinterniklaas
Christopher McCulloch
Doc Hammer
Composer(s) J. G. Thirlwell
Country of origin  United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 4
No. of episodes 48 (List of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s) Keith Crofford
Mike Lazzo
Producer(s) Rachel Simon
Running time 22-24 minutes
Production company(s) World Leaders Entertainment
Broadcast
Original channel Adult Swim
Picture format 4:3 SDTV (seasons 1–2)
16:9 HDTV (season 3–present)
Original run February 16, 2003 – present
External links
Official website
The Venture Bros. is an American animated television series which premiered on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim on February 16, 2003. The series mixes action and comedy together while it chronicles the adventures of two dopey yet well-meaning teenage boys, Hank and Dean Venture; their emotionally insecure, ethically challenged super-scientist father Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture; the family's bodyguards: ultra-violent and macho secret agent Brock Samson (Seasons 1-3) and former supervillain/"cured" pedophile Sergeant Hatred (Season 4); and the family's arch-nemesis, the Monarch.[1]
The fourth season began production in April 2008[2] and began airing on October 18, 2009.[3]

Contents

Origins

Show creator Jackson Publick (a pseudonym of Christopher McCulloch)[4] was one of the main writers for the Saturday morning animated series The Tick. Ben Edlund, creator of The Tick, has co-written two episodes of The Venture Bros. and written one full episode, "¡Viva los Muertos!". Patrick Warburton, who played the Tick in the short-lived Fox Broadcasting Tick live-action TV series, provides the voice of Brock Samson.
McCulloch created The Venture Bros. storyline sometime prior to 2000.[citation needed] After working for the television program Sheep in the Big City and the live-action version of The Tick, McCulloch set to turning The Venture Bros. into an animated series. The Venture Bros. was originally conceived as a comic book story for an issue of Monkeysuit. McCulloch realized that his notes were too extensive for a short comics story and proposed that Comedy Central air The Venture Bros. as an animated series, but the network rejected it. Although the first draft of the pilot script was written in the spring of 2000, the premise was not greenlit until around the summer of 2002 by Adult Swim. McCulloch had not previously considered Cartoon Network because he "didn't want to tone The Venture Bros. down" and was unaware of the existence of the network's Adult Swim sub-unit. With the revised pilot, production began in autumn of that year and the pilot was first run on February 16, 2003. The first season of the series was completed in 2004 and it was added to the summer schedule in August.[5] Hank and Dean Venture also appear in issue 10 of the Image comic series Brit

Characters

The characters of The Venture Bros. are largely either re-imaginings of the characters from Jonny Quest, comic book superheroes and supervillains; or of other famous figures from popular culture. Hank (voiced by Christopher McCulloch) and Dean Venture (voiced by Michael Sinterniklaas) are the titular fraternal twin brothers of the show. Hank is the more adventurous and Dean the more timid and bookish of the two.
Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture (voiced by James Urbaniak) a former boy adventurer and star of the "Rusty Venture" television series, runs what remains of Venture Industries, a once-leading global corporation established by his "Super-scientist" father with whom "Rusty" shared many of his adventures. Since Dr. Venture Sr.'s death, Venture industries has crumbled to a shell of its former glory, now only occupying the broken down and hardly used Venture compound and isolated structures such as Spider Skull Island or the space station built under Jonas. Dr. Venture follows in his father's footsteps by becoming a "Super-scientist" himself. Although Dr. Venture certainly has the knowledge to backup his career, his actual competence and credentials in the field are questionable, leading him to capitalize off the inventions of his late father.
Brock Samson (voiced by Patrick Warburton) is the muscular, hyper-masculine bodyguard to the Venture family. Appointed by the Office of Secret Intelligence, Brock frequently uses his license to kill to protect the Venture family. Brock is a killing machine, often preferring to use his Rambo knife to do the job. Brock's enemy and love interest is the deadly Molotov Cocktease who occasionally makes appearances on the show.
In the fourth season, Brock Samson leaves the main cast and is replaced as bodyguard by Sergeant Hatred, a former supervillain and 'cured' pedophile; his pedophilia is actually controlled by an experimental drug given to him by the OSI and varies wildly between episodes.
Dr. Venture's deceased father, Dr. Jonas Venture (voiced by Paul Boocock), was the model "Super-scientist" of his day. He was a visionary that changed the world with his inventions and stands as the inspiration for most other protagonists in the series. He even formed "Team Venture", a collection of friends and associates that helped him fight crime and subsequently save his son (Dr. Venture) from his arch-enemies. To help his son cope without a mother figure, he developed a loyal and rather emotional robot named H.E.L.P.eR. (listed in episode credits as voiced by "Soul-Bot") that accompanies and assists the Ventures.
Throughout the series, the Venture family has had various recurring antagonists. Many are current or former members of The Guild of Calamitous Intent. An organization originally started to save man-kind but now serves as the premier provider of arch-enemies in the world. The organization is run by the mysterious leader known only as "Sovereign", who is revealed to be real-world singer David Bowie in episode 26. The Venture Family's primary nemesis is the pernicious but ineffective super-villain the Monarch (voiced by Christopher McCulloch). Assuming the motif of a monarch butterfly and arching Dr. Venture since college, the Monarch will stop at nothing to kill Dr. Venture (even though his reasons are unknown). Accompanying the Monarch is the masculine-voiced Doctor Girlfriend, (voiced by Doc Hammer and referred to by the Monarch as "Dr. Mrs. The Monarch" since they were officially wed by The Guild). Baron Werner Ünderbheit (voiced by T. Ryder Smith) is a former dictator of the duchy of Ünderland and bears a grudge against Venture, who he blames for the loss of his jaw in college, citing, "One is always supposed to look out for one's lab partner!" The season-three premiere reveals that the Monarch was responsible for the explosion, an attempt on the life of Dr. Venture. Phantom Limb (voiced by James Urbaniak) is a ruthless killer, villain insurance agent, and high-ranking Guild member (or was until he tried to usurp David Bowie as the Sovereign); also, he was the former lover of Dr. Girlfriend before she left him to become The Monarch's companion.
The Ventures' friends and acquaintances include expert necromancer Doctor Byron Orpheus (voiced by Steven Rattazzi) and his apathetic, teenage goth daughter Triana (voiced by Lisa Hammer), who rent out a portion of the Venture Compound; the albino computer scientist Pete White (voiced by McCulloch), a former college friend of Dr. Venture's; and hydrocephalic "boy genius" Master Billy Quizboy (voiced by Hammer). Surviving members of the original Team Venture (a group of extraordinary people assembled by Dr. Jonas Venture) have also appeared.

Episodes

Most episodes open with a cold open: a scene prior to the opening title sequence. Additionally, almost every episode features both a smash cut into the end credits, and a short scene following the credits.
The second season of the series premiered on the internet via Adult Swim Fix on June 23, 2006 and on television on June 25, 2006; the season finished on October 15, 2006. The considerable delay between the end of the first season and the start of the second was partially caused by Adult Swim's delay in deciding whether to renew the show, primarily because the show is drawn and inked in the traditional animation style (albeit digitally), causing each episode to take considerable time to move through production. Additionally, the producers were dealing with the time constraints of producing a first-season DVD that contained live action interviews and commentary for several episodes.
The third season began on June 1, 2008 and marked the beginning of the show's broadcast in high-definition. A 15 minute rough cut of "The Doctor Is Sin" aired on April 1, 2008 as part of Adult Swim's April Fools theme of airing sneak peeks of new episodes.
The fourth season of The Venture Bros. premiered on October 18, 2009.[3] The season is planned to air as two sets of eight episodes, with the first eight airing in the Fall of 2009 and the remaining episodes likely airing Fall 2010.[6]
Since the first season, two credits have changed every episode. Soul-bot's "voicing" the character H.E.L.P.eR., and another as a nickname for animation director Kimson Albert. Each nickname is a quote from its respective episode. In season two, each end credit sequence holds a different additional, fake duty for AstroBase Go!.[7]
Since season 2 the premiere episode of every season has its own distinct opening credit sequence, usually replacing the running silhouettes of Hank & Dean Venture with the characters central to the episode's story.

Themes, homages, and references

One of the themes of The Venture Bros. is its multifarious use of allusion in its dialogue, character design and other facets. The series openly pays homage to a variety of sources, including adventure serials, pulp magazines, David Bowie, Klaus Nomi, Hunter S. Thompson and many other elements of pop culture; musical references, television shows, movies, toys, fads, and comic books have all been used for fodder.

Jonny Quest

Comparing the main characters of The Venture Bros. and Jonny Quest
The series' predominant homage is to Jonny Quest, as it is the basis for many of the main characters. Dr. Venture is loosely modeled on Benton Quest, although he is more of a portrayal of what Jonny Quest would grow up to be, having lived through the bizarre, life-threatening events that took place so frequently in his childhood. Brock is likewise modeled on Race Bannon. Though his name (and hair) also share a close resemblance to Doc Samson who is a Marvel super hero. The Venture boys correspond to Jonny and Hadji, though they most directly resemble the Hardy Boys. The comparisons, however, are taken to the level of an extreme parody. In the episode Ice Station – Impossible! Brock mentions that he had served with Race Bannon on several occasions. He regards his fellow agent with respect calling him "one of the best."
Dr. Venture is a pill-popping scientist who treats his children and those around him with overt disdain and contempt; Brock is a hyper-macho man with a (frequently used) license to kill; and the boys are nincompoops stuck in an out-of-date mindset. One newspaper critic remarked, "If filmmakers Woody Allen and Sam Peckinpah had collaborated on Jonny Quest, it would have come out a lot like this."[8] In season 2, Jonny Quest was introduced into the show as Action Jonny, a homeless drug addict that deeply resents his father. As of season 4, Jonny is somewhat stable, and in a support group for former-boy adventurers, along with Dr. Venture, the first Wonder Boy, RoBoy, and The Hale Brothers.

"Failure"

Publick and Hammer have stated that one of the primary themes of The Venture Bros. is failure.
"Yeah failure, that's what Venture Bros. is all about. Beautiful sublime failure." —Doc Hammer[9]
In the commentary for the episode "Home Insecurity" Hammer and Publick elaborated on the theme.
Publick: "This show... If you'll permit me to get 'big picture,' This show is actually all about failure. Even in the design, everything is supposed to be kinda the death of the space-age dream world. The death of the jet-age promises."
Hammer: "It's about the beauty of failure. It's about that failure happens to all of us..." "Every character is not only flawed, but sucks at what they do, and is beautiful at it and Jackson and I suck at what we do, and we try to be beautiful at it, and failure is how you get by." "It shows that failure's funny, and it's beautiful and it's life, and it's okay, and it's all we can write because we are big fucking failures. (laughter)"[9]

DVD releases

DVD Name Release Date Ep # Additional Information
Season One May 30, 2006 13 This two disc set includes all 13 episodes of Season 1. The episodes are presented as broadcast, with bleeped profanity. Bonus features include "The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay" (the pilot) and "A Very Venture Christmas", deleted scenes, behind the scenes mockumentary with the Venture Bros. Cast and creators commentaries on "Mid-Life Chrysalis", "Eeney, Meeney, Miney... Magic!", "Tag Sale – You're It!", "Ghosts of the Sargasso", "Return to Spider-Skull Island", and "The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay".
Season Two April 17, 2007 13 This two disc set includes all 13 episodes of Season 2. As with the Season 1 DVD release, any nudity has been covered with black bars and the profanity has been censored. Bonus features include commentary on every episode by Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer and, for some episodes, "special guests" such as voice actors James Urbaniak and Michael Sinterniklaas. Features also include deleted scenes and a tour of Astro-base Go!.
Season Three March 24, 2009 13 This two disc set includes all 13 episodes of Season 3. Unlike the previous DVD releases, Season Three is uncensored, with all the profanity and nudity intact. Bonus features include deleted scenes and commentary. The season was also released on Blu-ray, which is packaged with an exclusive CD that includes 20 tracks that constitute the score from the season.[10] The box cover is based on the box covers of many videos games on the Atari 2600. Although the Blu-ray is only available in the "Region A" zone, it functions in the "Region B" zone also.
The first season of The Venture Bros. on DVD was released on May 30, 2006, as officially announced by Warner Home Video.[11] It coincided with the June 25 premiere of the second season. Originally, it was scheduled for March 14, 2006, but was delayed until May 30, 2006. The DVD packaging and interior art was created by comic artist Bill Sienkiewicz. On May 31, 2006, the season one DVD reached #1 on Amazon's top selling DVDs list.[12]

The "Lost DVD Commentary"

On a June 30, 2006, LiveJournal post, Jackson Publick revealed that he and Doc Hammer had recorded a commentary track for the season one episode "Home Insecurity." Warner Bros. chose to omit this track from the Season One DVD due to space limitations and some minor sound quality issues. Publick also stated that the commentary can be found and downloaded from Quickstop Entertainment.[13]

Soundtrack CD

For the video release of the Season 3, a soundtrack album was also released, entitled "The Venture Bros.: The Music of JG Thirlwell". This is the same audio CD included as a bonus with the Blu-ray version of Season 3. While the CD release was originally made available at Adult Swim's website, it was given a wide release on May 12, 2009;[14] the vinyl LP release came out a month earlier. It can also be downloaded from the major digital retailers. The CD features 20 tracks, while the vinyl LP release is 16 tracks.[15]

References

  1. ^ Booker, M. Keith (2006-08-30). Drawn to Television. Greenwood Publishing Group. http://books.google.com/books?id=EGtTOAGYSWQC&pg=PA173&dq=%22venture+brothers%22&ei=k9w-SdW_IIysNruLuMwG#PPA173,M1. Retrieved 2008-12-09. 
  2. ^ "Jackson Publick's LiveJournal, April 2, 2008". Jacksonpublick.livejournal.com. 2008-04-02. http://jacksonpublick.livejournal.com/20194.html. Retrieved 2009-09-16. 
  3. ^ a b "Adult Swim : On Air Schedule". Adult Swim. 2009-08-28. http://www.adultswim.com/schedule/onair.html. Retrieved 2009-08-29. 
  4. ^ Robert, Daniel (2006-05-30). "SuicideGirls Interview with Jackson Publick". Suicidegirls.com. http://suicidegirls.com/interviews/The+Venture+Bros+creator+Christopher+McCulloch/. Retrieved 2009-09-16. 
  5. ^ Jackson Publick (2005-12-20). "It's That Time Again...". Livejournal.com. http://jacksonpublick.livejournal.com/11320.html. Retrieved June 21, 2006. 
  6. ^ Jackson Publick (2009-10-18). "The Love Is Back...". Livejournal.com. http://jacksonpublick.livejournal.com/26841.html. Retrieved 2009-10-27. 
  7. ^ Season 2 DVD commentary
  8. ^ Gilbertson, Jon M. (2004-11-22). "Cartoon Network's Adult Swim shows hooking ratings" ( – Scholar search). The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4196/is_20041122/ai_n11003026. 
  9. ^ a b Jackson Publick (2006-06-21). "Quickcast Commentary:The Venture Bros.". quickstopentertainment.com. http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/?p=281. Retrieved 2006-06-21. 
  10. ^ "Venture Brothers Season Three Ventures to DVD". IGN.com. http://dvd.ign.com/articles/936/936222p1.html. Retrieved 2008-12-06. 
  11. ^ David Lambert (2006-01-31). "Venture Bros., The - Street Date, Box Art, Extras & More For Season 1 Package!". TVshowsonDVD.com. http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=5026. Retrieved 2006-07-11. 
  12. ^ Jackson Publick (2006-05-31). "Holy crap!". Livejournal.com. http://jacksonpublick.livejournal.com/13805.html. Retrieved 2006-07-11. 
  13. ^ "Quickcast Commentary: The Venture Bros. » Quick Stop Entertainment". Quick Stop Entertainment<!. http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2006/06/23/quickcast-commentary-the-venture-bros/. Retrieved 2009-09-16. 
  14. ^ "The Venture Bros: The Music of JG Thirlwell: JG Thirlwell: Music". Amazon.com. http://www.amazon.com/Venture-Bros-Music-JG-Thirlwell/dp/B00288KNM2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1252006227&sr=1-2. Retrieved 2009-09-16. 
  15. ^ "The Williams Street Shop » The Venture Bros. Album on CD". Williamsstreet.com. http://www.williamsstreet.com/cat/The-Venture-Bros-Album-on-CD.html. Retrieved 2009-09-16. 

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.The Venture Bros. is an animated cable television series created by Jackson Publick and written by Publick and Doc Hammer.^ Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick, have brought to us this season.
  • Clip From This Week’s Venture Bros. Episode ‘Self-Medication’ | The Flickcast 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC theflickcast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ But as creators Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer frequently explain, the show is about failure.
  • The Horrible Truth about Super-Science: An interview with Jackson Publick of The Venture Brothers - Reason Magazine 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.reason.com [Source type: General]
  • Reason Magazine - The Horrible Truth about Super-Science 25 September 2009 9:57 UTC www.reason.com [Source type: General]

^ I find that Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer sound and act the same.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

It chronicles the adventures of two dopey teenage boys Hank and Dean, their mediocre "super-scientist" father (and former boy adventurer) Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture, and their secret-agent bodyguard Brock Samson.

Contents

Pilot

The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay

The Venture family travels to New York City, where Dr. Venture is presenting his newest invention to the United Nations. Meanwhile, they are pursued by The Monarch and a mysterious ninja named Otaku Senzuri

The Monarch: Dr. Venture's legendary scientific curiosity will naturally get the better of him. And when he immediately drills open the cosmic mystery, he'll get a face full of men! My men!! .Loyal footsoldiers of my war on everything and deadly!^ Loyal footsoldiers of my war on everything and deadly!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Just like the monarch butterfly of my namesake.^ Just like the monarch butterfly of my namesake.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I just kept drawing these two dorks going “Go Team Venture” and “My mentor didn’t raise no fools” and “Golly” and stuff like that.
  • Interviews > The Venture Bros Creator Christopher McCulloch 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: General]

^ All I have to say about the Trial of the Monarch is "Mechashiva" and also my favorite line is "You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?"
  • The Venture Bros Appreciation Thread - Play Online Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC video.playmagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Henchman: What? Butterflies aren't deadly.

(Dr. Venture and the boys run into the hanger. .Brock is wrestling with a mummy.^ Brock is wrestling with a mummy.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

)
.Brock: Stay back!^ Brock : Stay back!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Another one of those mummies got stuck in our landing gear.^ Another one of those mummies got stuck in our landing gear.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ In addition, we may transfer personally identifiable information about you if we, or one of our business units, are acquired by, sold to, or merged with another entity.
  • Adult Swim : Legal 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.adultswim.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mummy: Who dares to desecrate the sacred tomb of- oof!
.(Brock kicks the mummy in the groin and then proceeds to beat him as the mummy protests.^ (Brock kicks the mummy in the groin and then proceeds to beat him as the mummy protests.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock beats up the fake ghost pirate) Pirate 1 : Oh crap, he's getting his ass kicked, let's go save him!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Manstrong put his hand on his shoulder and Brock beat the crap out of him.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

)
Mummy: Ow! Hey, hey! Wait a minute. (Brock breaks the mummys arm.) .There's no reason to - aarghhh!^ Councilman 3: There's no reason to get defensive.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ There's no reason to - aarghhh!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I grabbed my copy from iTunes (for some strange reason, there are no torrents), but you can watch it the legal way on adultswim.com.
  • The Venture Bros | Extra Future 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC extrafuture.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.(Brock delivers a karate chop to the throat.^ (Brock delivers a karate chop to the throat.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

)
Oof! .Ow, oh, hey!^ Ow, oh, hey!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Hank: Holy toledo, he ripped on him!^ Hank : Holy toledo, he ripped on him!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Dean: Way to give him a little chin music Brock!^ Dean : Way to give him a little chin music Brock!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Considering that Rusty made it all the way to college with his Dad around, there's something that triggered Dad's disappearance and Hank and Dean's birth, something that required "Rusty's Law" to be enacted, and create the need for Brock/Hank&Dean's "mom" to be assigned to Rusty to watch over him.
  • The Venture Bros: Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part I) - TV Squad 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC www.veronica-mars.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I love that Dean and Hank are a little older now, that gives the show a whole new perspective that is both new and as funny as it always has been.
  • The Venture Brothers - TV Show - Watch Online, Latest Season & Episodes - SideReel 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.sidereel.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Dr. Venture: Well that ought to take care of tha-
.Dean: Look, Brock still ain't done with him!^ He's miserable because Hank, still attached to Brock, does not love him.
  • Todd Alcott - Venture Bros: The Revenge Society 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC toddalcott.livejournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, Hank has become a walking time bomb thanks to a stolen Cold War serum, and Brock and Dean must race the clock to save him.
  • Road Runner Video Store: TV Season Detail 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC videostore.rr.com [Source type: General]

^ Brock), but looks to be a valuable tool for the continued separation of Dean and Hank.
  • Venture Brothers: 3rd Season, The (US - BD RA) in Reviews > Video Discs at DVDActive 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.dvdactive.com [Source type: General]

(Brock unzips his pants and preceeds to urinate on the mummy.)
Hank: That's showing him who's boss, Brock-O!
Dr. Venture: Was that really necessary?
.Brock: You have to defile a mummy completely or they'll come back to life.^ I'm glad you'll come.
  • Go Team Venture Panel!!! - Ohayocon Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.ohayocon.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Is Brock coming back to the Ventures?
  • spunkybean - The Venture Bros. Dossier - "Pinstripes and Poltergeists" 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.spunkybean.com [Source type: General]

^ Brock : You have to defile a mummy completely or they'll come back to life.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

You know that.

.Hank: Ma Venture didn't raise no fools!^ Hank : Ma Venture didn't raise no fools!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I just kept drawing these two dorks going “Go Team Venture” and “My mentor didn’t raise no fools” and “Golly” and stuff like that.
  • Interviews > The Venture Bros Creator Christopher McCulloch 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: General]

^ Comments Leave a Comment Blog Reactions The Venture Bros Getting Their Own Toy Line Oh No They Didn't!
  • The Venture Bros. Getting Their Own Toy Line - TV 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC showhype.com [Source type: General]

.Dean: W-we don't have a mom, Hank.^ Also, the B story sees Dean and Hank kidnapped by… their mom?!
  • The Venture Bros.: Season Two « Animated Views 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC animated-views.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dean : W-we don't have a mom, Hank.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dean : HANK, don't you have to go to the bathroom?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(long, awkward pause)
.Dean: Last one to the hanger's a rotten banana!^ Dean : Last one to the hanger's a rotten banana!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Hank: You're a rotten banana!^ Brock : You're alright, Hank.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank: You're nothing!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank : But Pop, you're bleeding!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.The Monarch: You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting.^ The Monarch: You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Just like the monarch butterfly of my namesake.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ His back is adorned with the wings of the mighty Monarch Butterfly from which he takes his name.
  • [adult swim] | Shows - The Venture Bros. 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.adultswim.co.uk [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Cabbie: (weakly) Monarchs... don't sting...

(Senzuri has just been discovered next to the Ooh ray)
.General: He wasn't trying to steal it, he was masturbating like a teenager with a fast internet connection.^ (Senzuri has just been discovered next to the Ooh ray) General: He wasn't trying to steal it, he was masturbating like a teenager with a fast internet connection.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Hank: (puzzled) Mastur...^ Hank: (puzzled) Mastur...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

what?
.Dean: (equally puzzled) Like an evil master plan?^ Dean: (equally puzzled) Like an evil master plan?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Prostitute: Okay big fella, you first.^ Prostitute: Okay big fella, you first.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dean : Any advice, you know, this being our first big date and all?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I charge you ten bucks for the gilded lily, twenty for the Roman holiday, fifty for the old Walrus 'n' Carpenter,and for seventy-five you can sleigh ride down Kilimanjaro.^ I charge you ten bucks for the gilded lily, twenty for the Roman holiday, fifty for the old Walrus 'n' Carpenter,and for seventy-five you can sleigh ride down Kilimanjaro.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.UN Guard:Sir I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your weapon.^ UN Guard: Sir I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your weapon.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ So if you are going, this is your chance to be heard.
  • Venture Brothers... GO TEAM VENTURE! - Page 3 - Frell Me Dead 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.savefarscape.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'm going to turn you into men.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Brock: (growls furiously) Go ahead.^ Go ahead, Brock.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock: (growls furiously) Go ahead.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock: Go ahead...*eye twitch* Take it from me.

(gives a horrible grin) Take it from me.
(Guard looks back to other guard, who shakes his head in absolute fear)

Season 1

Dia de Los Dangerous!

While in Mexico, where Dr. Venture is giving a lecture, the Venture family crosses paths with The Monarch, who believes that they are there to foil his latest plan.

Mexican University Administrator: ...your check, Dr. Venture. Muchas gracias.
Dr. Venture: Super good! .Very generous of y-oh, pesos.^ Very generous of y-oh, pesos.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Great. .These zeros are all meaningless.^ These zeros are all meaningless.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Dr. Guevara: I am sorry, Señor Venture.
Dr. Venture: Doctor.
Dr. Guevara: Sí?
Dr. Venture: No, ‘Doctor Venture'. What's Mexican for ‘doctor'?
Dr. Guevara: Doctor.

Dr. Guevara: I realize I am a Tijuana doctor, but even we have scruples. I could lose my license to practice…Mexican medicine.

.Hank and Dean: Dad!^ Just let me make clear that Brock was never Hank’s real dad.” Then there’s Dean, who is growing up to be a mommy’s boy.
  • Newsarama.com : Animated Shorts 610: The VENTURE BROS Return! 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.newsarama.com [Source type: General]

.Dean: We knew you wouldn't let us down.^ Are You There God, It's Me, Dean 2004 $1.99 The Monarch finally has the Venture family right where he wants them - hanging upside down above the Amazon river!
  • Road Runner Video Store: TV Season Detail 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC videostore.rr.com [Source type: General]

^ Email us and let’s establish a media sponsorship with you.
  • Natuba - Venture Bros. season 2 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.natuba.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Let us give it to you the way we want to give it to you.” Another thing Hammer and Publick tread carefully around is the growing legion of fanatics for their show.
  • Newsarama.com : Animated Shorts 610: The VENTURE BROS Return! 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.newsarama.com [Source type: General]

.Hank: And just in the nick of time too - Monarch was gettin' all 'creepy uncle' on us.^ The Monarch: That just what Venture expects us to do.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank : And just in the nick of time too - Monarch was gettin' all 'creepy uncle' on us.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ After taking the assassins down, the Venture’s eventually return to their home, just in time to join in a three way battle between the Office of Secret Intelligence, the Monarch, and an army of Hank and Dean clones.
  • DVD Review: ‘The Venture Brothers’ Season 3 Blu-ray 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC geeksofdoom.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Hank: (trying to pick a lock) Double dammit!^ Hank : (trying to pick a lock) Double dammit!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Dean: Hank, you said the double-d word!^ You started without Dean and Hank.
  • ANIMATED SHORTS: JACKSON PUBLICK SPOILS THE VENTURE BROS - NEWSARAMA 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forum.newsarama.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Dean: Hank, are you listening to me?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dean : Hank, you said the double-d word!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Dr. Venture: (after being attacked by a frightening green creature) What the hell was that?
Brock: Chupacabra. .They're all over Mexico.^ They're all over Mexico."
  • Venture Brothers Hero? [Archive] - HERO Games Discussion Boards 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.herogames.com [Source type: General]

^ You guys should compile a list of the most popular 'minor' characters, since VB has no freakin' many of them and they're all so awesome.
  • Go Team Venture Panel!!! - Ohayocon Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.ohayocon.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ They all pointed to "Tag Sale, You're It," which I watched and reacted to the same way as the earlier eps: I get what the show's doing, but it's not really making me laugh.
  • What's Alan Watching?: 'Archer' review - Sepinwall on TV 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC sepinwall.blogspot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Brock: How long can you live if you're not hooked up to him?^ August 25th, 2008 @ 11:09 You missed the glaring irony – after gloating about how he and 21 are indesructible a few episodes back, 24 takes a safety precaution that winds up killing him.
  • Venture Bros. wrapup: “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)” | The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC www.grayflannelsuit.net [Source type: General]

^ It seems like all we ever read on your blog is how hard you're working and how busy you are: You missed a plane to Bermuda, you didn't have time to buy clothes for vacation… I really have to cheer up on the site!
  • ‘Venture Bros.’ Creator Jackson Publick on Failure, Penis Anxiety, and Stephen Colbert -- Vulture 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC nymag.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you’re already familiar with Brock, Rusty, Dean, and the gang and are wondering if the season three delivers what fans of the show deserve, you will not be disappointed.
  • Blu-Ray Review: ‘The Venture Bros.: 3rd Season’ Continues to Rock in HD 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.hollywoodchicago.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Dr. Venture: Oh, I dunno...a couple of hours? But they'd be awfully uncomf-- (Brock yanks out the tubes connecting Doc to H.E.L.P.eR.) GAH!

.Hank: This place is tits!^ Hank: This place is tits!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Hank: Well, sure.^ Hank: Well, sure.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road.^ H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That I came out looking like that out of nowhere?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ We luck out that we're able to fit things together later, then it looks like we thought of everything up front, you know.


.Hank: What's your problem with our dad anyway?!^ Hank: What's your problem with our dad anyway?!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hatred: Hank, I will give you so much money to not shoot your dad.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ (Doctor Venture puts up his dukes and steps menacingly close to Hank) Dr. Venture: Think you can take your old dad, huh?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The .Monarch: (awkwardly) Well, I- he- he's my nemesis.^ The Monarch : (awkwardly) Well, I- he- he's my nemesis.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

My archenemy.
.Dean: I don't think pop thinks you're his archenemy.^ You think you're good enough?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dean: I don't think pop thinks you're his archenemy.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dean : You're the liar!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The Monarch: Come on, I'm sure the walls of the Venture Compound are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.^ The Monarch: Come on, I'm sure the walls of the Venture Compound are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The Monarch took advantage of their absence by f*cking up an empty Venture compound with #21 and #24.
  • The Venture Bros: Tears of A Sea Cow - TV Squad 16 September 2009 9:48 UTC www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Monarch going after the Venture compound seemed fullfilling for me as a fan, which is probably the point.
  • Venture Brothers Season 3 | TV shows and Sports talk | Cracked.com Forums 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.cracked.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Dean: Uhh, no.^ Dean: Uhh, no.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I've never even heard him mention you.^ I've never told you about her.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You've never done anything.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I've never even heard him mention you.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Hank: Yeah, I always thought Baron Ünderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.^ Hank: Yeah, I always thought Baron Ünderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hit List : In typical arch-enemy fashion, The Monarch taunts Hank Venture with, "Hank...
  • Top 15 Star Wars Venture Brothers References 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.galacticbinder.com [Source type: General]

^ Hank : So what was he (Baron Ünderbheit) like in the olden days?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.The Monarch: (astounded) Ünderbheit!?!^ The Monarch: (astounded) Ünderbheit!?!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Why, that dime-store Doctor Doom isn't fit to -- just you wait til your father calls me back!!^ Why, that dime-store Doctor Doom isn't fit to -- just you wait til your father calls me back!!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Will you just wait out in the X-1 with the boys?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That's why you guys are great it's the extra mile stuff like that and just brining the funny to everything.
  • Publick Nuisance - If You're in the Greater Metropolitan Area This Friday Night... 25 September 2009 9:57 UTC jacksonpublick.livejournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Brock: You get the boys.^ Brock: You get the boys.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock : Boys, you don't want to shoot me.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Why would you do that?!” “I don’t knooooooow!” Despite Brock’s protestations to the contrary, he clearly loves the Venture boys.
  • Venture Bros. wrapup: “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)” | The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC www.grayflannelsuit.net [Source type: General]

.I'll take care of these guys.^ I'll take care of these guys.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But if he’s just going to take out a room of guys, who cares?
  • Interviews > The Venture Bros Creator Christopher McCulloch 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: General]

^ We'll feed the Perfect Man, and take care of him, and clean up after him.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Venture: Are you sure? .There's an awful lot of them.^ There's an awful lot of them.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And there sure is an awful lot of story here.
  • The Venture Bros.: The Ten Best Episodes So Far | Noise to Signal 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.noisetosignal.org [Source type: General]

.Brock: (left eye twitching) They hit me with a truck.^ Brock: (left eye twitching) They hit me with a truck.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Showing his human side brought a lot of interesting aspects to the first season, but I hope we don't entirely lose the man of few words, the "THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK." Brock during the second.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Brock: Go ahead...*eye twitch* Take it from me.


[after his henchmen have kidnapped the Venture boys and brought them back to the lair]
.The Monarch: But see, that's what I'm talking about!^ Brock talks about how hard it was to be near the family, and not be able to see them.
  • spunkybean - The Venture Bros. Dossier - "Pinstripes and Poltergeists" 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.spunkybean.com [Source type: General]

^ Venture boys and brought them back to the lair] The Monarch: But see, that's what I'm talking about!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses.^ Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Tell us your children's ages You'll see the movies, games, books, shows, music, and sites our editors select just for them.

^ Venture : Dean, I'm going to turn around now, and you'd better be on fire.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.I LIKE my ass, gentlemen.^ I LIKE my ass, gentlemen.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Careers in Science

The Venture family must travel to space to repair an orbiting space station that Dr. Venture's father built in the 1970s, but a mysterious space phantom could be haunting the station! Things get even more intense as Brock's presence adds heat to an already tense romantic relationship between the station's two officers.

.Hank and Dean: He started it!^ Hank and Dean : He started it!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Venture: No, I started it years ago in a moment of passion! .And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!^ There’s not much to say here, but I love the interaction between Brock and 21 – that’s respect right there.
  • spunkybean - The Venture Bros. Dossier - "Pinstripes and Poltergeists" 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.spunkybean.com [Source type: General]

^ No, if you want to see it first, you'll have to see it on TV, the way God intended it!
  • The Venture Bros. Season 4 - You Masturbate Enough - The Something Awful Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.somethingawful.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ With new episodes on the way, I'll be here...oh, I'll be here...
  • The Venture Bros Appreciation Thread - Play Online Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC video.playmagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


(Brock is piloting the Ventures' ship, which is shaped like a penis, into Gargantua-1's docking bay)
Lt. Baldavitch: Let's take this slow. .It's my first time.^ First time out with my lovely wife on New Years in a long time.
  • allaboutduncan | Tag Archive | venture brothers 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.allaboutduncan.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ By the time we got the first episode back we were doing pre-production on the ninth episode and so I was seeing my first animation from Korea, three quarters of the way into the season.
  • Interviews > The Venture Bros Creator Christopher McCulloch 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: General]

^ I've got to tell you, this'll actually be my first time watching Adult Swim in forever; this seems weird, since I used to watch it so religiously.
  • Topless Robot - Reminder: The Venture Bros. Season 4 Premieres Sunday 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.toplessrobot.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Brock: I'll be gentle.^ Brock : I'll be gentle.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Now where do you want this hot rocket?^ Now where do you want this hot rocket?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ That’s all I have for now, but I want to thank you for taking the time to talk to me.
  • Interview: James Urbaniak of The Venture Bros. | Fandomania 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC fandomania.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • ohnotheydidnt: Interview With Venture Bros' James Urbaniak 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC community.livejournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Lt. Baldavitch: Wow! That's a big one. Now, ease it in... good, just like that.
Dr. Venture: Uugh, ay-yi... uugh, Brock, can we speed this up? .I really need to go number one, I'm serious.^ I think we need to have like eight episodes done before we can go on the air, and I don't really know how long post[production] is.

^ All you would really need to do is have each player write a few sentences to describe the Venture character they will be playing and off you'd go.
  • Playing in the Venture Bros. Universe. - Page 3 - RPGnet Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forum.rpg.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ He’d turn it into me and we’d sit and watch the next one and talk about what it’s going to need.
  • Interviews > The Venture Bros Creator Christopher McCulloch 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: General]

Lt. Baldavitch: That's it! Keep going. Slow... slow... YES! That's it!
.Brock: That's a tight fit.^ Brock: That's a tight fit.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Lt. Baldavitch: (sighs) It's like they were made for each other.
Dr. Venture: (annoyed) Yes, because they were, because they were both made by the same guy. Now can we finish this up please?
.Brock: I'm almost there, brace yourself because it's gonna be...^ There's stuff that's almost made it in and then it gets cut out because, you know, the script's too long and that's not really what the story's about, and you're really just trying to get it in there to get it in there.

^ Brock: I'm almost there, brace yourself because it's gonna be...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ I only noticed this because he asks to see Brock, who—in the flashbacks—doesn’t work there yet.
  • The Venture Bros.: The Invisible Hand of Fate | Noise to Signal 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC noisetosignal.org [Source type: General]

(trails off)
Dr. Venture: Oh, come on!

Dr. Venture: Oh sweet mercy, tell me these suits have a collection pouch.

Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: Off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: Off!
Dean: It's on!
Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys...

(after being rescued from being in space without a spacesuit)
.Brock: Gonna...go...lay down...for a...second...^ Brock : (watching the guild candidates attack the walking robotic eye) Well, anyway, I'm gonna go get some of that action.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock : Gonna...go...lay down...for a...second...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock Samson: Something big is going down, this place is crawling with Strangers.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Brock: Oh yeah, the pain. It's not so bad. .I hacked up some blood a couple of minutes ago and there was this pink chunk about the size of, uh...^ There's a couple up now.
  • Forzamotorsport.net Forums - Dr. Girlfriend (The Venture Bros.) << 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.forzamotorsport.net [Source type: General]

^ Spockish - August 24, 2009 I’m suprised nothing new about ‘V’ but there was some news last week, namely they had already started filming shows up in the Great White North.
  • Sci-Fi TV Sunday: Fringe, FlashForward, Stargate, Caprica, Eureka, Venture Bros., Heroes, Smallville + more | TrekMovie.com 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC trekmovie.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ We’re about to start shooting episode seven, so we’ll see if I end up there or if I stay or what ends up happening to me, and I think it will be good.
  • Sci-Fi TV Sunday: Fringe, FlashForward, Stargate, Caprica, Eureka, Venture Bros., Heroes, Smallville + more | TrekMovie.com 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC trekmovie.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

one of those little kiwifruit, but .I don't feel anything missing, so I'm not too worried.^ I don't feel anything missing, so I'm not too worried.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Hank and Dean: Phantom Space Man!^ The series revolves around one Dr. Thaddius 'Rusty' Venture, a middle aged man with two twin sons, Hank and Dean.
  • The Venture Bros. - Season One : DVD Talk Review of the DVD Video 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.dvdtalk.com [Source type: General]

^ Hank: I hate Phantom Space Man!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank and Dean : Phantom Space Man!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Col. Manstrong: So.. h-how was he?
Lt. Baldavich: How was who?
Col. Manstrong: Oh, come on! I shook his hand, it's all fat and stubby! .He must have like a huge mushroom down there!^ He must have like a huge mushroom down there!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ But then like this huge log would swing down and take your head off.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]
  • Favorite Venture Bros. Quote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.escapistmagazine.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

So...does he have a Smurf living in it or what?

Hank: I hate Phantom Space Man!

Lt. Baldavich: I don't have to take this!
Col. Manstrong: That's because you already took it ... in the lap. From ... not me!

Home Insecurity

When Brock goes on sabbatical, two of Dr. Venture's enemies clash over who gets the honor of killing him.

.Brock: Bionic, huh?^ Brock : Bionic, huh?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Let's see how bionic.^ Let's see how bionic.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Let's see how long this lasts for.
  • Topic : 0543 - mature black woman fucking nun fucking movie - Glidascultids : [09/11/2008] Powered by : 212cafe.com 25 September 2009 9:57 UTC chaiyaphum.nfe.go.th [Source type: General]

(he kicks Summers in the testicles)
.Steve Summers: (in agony) Ooof...^ Summers in the testicles) Steve Summers: (in agony) Ooof...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

right in my Cape Canaverals!

.Brock: Wait a minute - I know you too.^ Brock: Hey, you know what?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock 1 : Oh, you know it.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock : Wait a minute - I know you too.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You're Steve Summers, astronaut.^ Steve Summers : Former astronaut.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're Steve Summers, astronaut.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Steve Summers: Former astronaut.^ Steve Summers : Former astronaut.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You're Steve Summers, astronaut.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Brock: I thought you died.^ Brock : I thought you died.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Summers: That's what everyone was meant to think, though I was barely alive after my test ship broke up, but the army saved me.^ Summers : That's what everyone was meant to think, though I was barely alive after my test ship broke up, but the army saved me.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Without the Venture Brothers, I think my DVR might rust during this summer.
  • Venture Bros. Season 3 - CHUD Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC chud.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ David ****ing Bowie though:up: ...waiting till next week will be suckage:( My Bowie sense was tingling...
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.They spent six million dollars to give me all new bionic parts.^ They spent six million dollars to give me all new bionic parts.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ "We sold six million dollars of equipment at the last Orlando auction, and we bought another four million dollars worth."
  • Ritchie Bros. Auctioneers - Customer Testimonials 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.rbauction.com [Source type: General]
  • Ritchie Bros. Auctioneers - Unreserved Equipment Auctions 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.rbauction.com [Source type: General]

Made me stronger, better, faster then I was. .Then you know what they did?^ Then you know what they did?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And if you did smoke, we'd know it.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You know what kind of people they are.
  • Topic : 0543 - mature black woman fucking nun fucking movie - Glidascultids : [09/11/2008] Powered by : 212cafe.com 25 September 2009 9:57 UTC chaiyaphum.nfe.go.th [Source type: General]

.They put me to work!^ They put me to work!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.They expected me to pay it all back!^ They expected me to pay it all back!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Back at O.S.I., it looks as if they are ready to take care of their Samson problem once and for all.
  • Venture Bros. wrapup: “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)” | The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC www.grayflannelsuit.net [Source type: General]

.Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?^ Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ If you can put up with the sound quality (we had some tech issues), the pay-off is worth it.
  • Tim Goodman. The Bastard Machine : Power Rankings! Week 9: All hail the new king. And welcome, "Venture Bros." 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.sfgate.com [Source type: General]
  • Tim Goodman. The Bastard Machine : Power Rankings! Week 9: All hail the new king. And welcome, "Venture Bros." 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.pheedcontent.com [Source type: General]

^ But "Take your bleeping hands off of me", sometimes you can't get the "ing" there; it gets hard to bleep.


.Brock: You could've told me Sasquatch was a dude...^ I've never told you about her.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock : You could've told me Sasquatch was a dude...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock : Look, I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney, I mean you could bleed to death in like four hours, but uh...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Steve Summers: Eh? .What, you couldn't tell?^ What, you couldn't tell?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Brock: Not until I had to.. (shudder) ...shave him.
.Summers: What are you, shy?^ Summers : What are you, shy?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.^ Brock : (angrily) Sasquatch IS something I haven't seen before!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Apple doesn't owe you anything.
  • Topic : 0543 - mature black woman fucking nun fucking movie - Glidascultids : [09/11/2008] Powered by : 212cafe.com 25 September 2009 9:57 UTC chaiyaphum.nfe.go.th [Source type: General]

.Brock: (angrily) Sasquatch IS something I haven't seen before!^ Brock : (angrily) Sasquatch IS something I haven't seen before!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.#24: When they closed the plant, there weren't a lot of jobs for me.^ There’s always the outside chance that it wasn’t 24’s head that flew into 21, but they did make a memorial shirt for 24 on the Astrobase Shirt Club.
  • Venture Bros. wrapup: “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)” | The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC www.grayflannelsuit.net [Source type: General]

^ There weren't a lot of LOL moments, it's true, but that was fantastic storytelling, which is why Venture Bros is the best thing that's ever come out of adult swim.
  • Venture Bros. Season 3 - CHUD Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC chud.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There weren't a lot of laugh out loud moments, but I'm very impressed with how the story and canvas gets bigger and bigger.
  • Venture Bros. Season 3 - CHUD Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC chud.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

All I got's a GED. It was either this or the army.
.Ünderbheit henchman: In Ünderland, all citizens are required to serve in his lordship's infantry from the ages of 12 to 37. At 38, we are executed.^ In Ünderland, all citizens are required to serve in his lordship's infantry from the ages of 12 to 37.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine.^ Random Monarch henchman : When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

I get in all kinds of trouble. .Monarch turned my life around.^ Monarch turned my life around.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.How 'bout you, why'd you join up?^ DRE: How long ago did you think up The Venture Bros?
  • Interviews > The Venture Bros Creator Christopher McCulloch 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC suicidegirls.com [Source type: General]

^ In a sense, it makes you wonder why he bothered to keep booting up new clones in the first place.
  • Todd Alcott - Venture Bros: The Revenge Society 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC toddalcott.livejournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.

Hank: But Pop, you're bleeding!
Dr. Venture: Uh? Oh, this. .Uh, no, it's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress.^ Uh, no, it's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Hank: (pointing to Dean's wet pajama bottoms) Dean's lactating too!

Dr. Venture: Right now, G.U.A.R.D.O. doesn't know you or me from a squad of Snake People hopped up on PCP.

Hank: H.E.L.P.eR.'s done it.
.Hank and Dean: Go Team H.E.L.P.eR.!^ Dean : HANK, don't you have to go to the bathroom?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank: If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank and Dean : Go Team H.E.L.P.eR.!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.Hank: Yeah, but did you get the first aid kit?^ Hank: Yeah, but did you get the first aid kit?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank : Yeah, thank you, I'm glad you said it.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock: [He eyes a glass of raw eggs that Hank has given him] Did you spit in this?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Venture: I don't need first aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers.

The .Monarch: (tastes a cup of soda and spits) What is this, diet?^ The Monarch : (tastes a cup of soda and spits) What is this, diet?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Why did you get diet?^ Why did you get diet?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The Monarch: And why did you change the music??"
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Girlfriend: I didn't.
The Monarch: Taste this, then! (shoves the cup into Girlfriend's face)
Dr. Girlfriend: Okay, I might have grabbed the wrong bottle at the supermarket.
.The Monarch: How do you do that!?^ Quote: You have no idea how ruthless the Monarch needs to be!
  • Venture Brothers Hero? [Archive] - HERO Games Discussion Boards 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.herogames.com [Source type: General]

.How can you not tell the difference?!^ How can you not tell the difference?!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Now go put on your Venture blues before I tell you how much you love Country & Western music!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Myra : How could you just leave like that without telling me where you're going?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.God, it's like having my Dad do the shopping!^ God, it's like having my Dad do the shopping!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


.The Monarch: Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also-cat for years!^ The Monarch: Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also-cat for years!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The Monarch hatches a deadly new plan to get Dr. Venture .
  • Venture Bros. Episode Guide - The Venture Bros. Wiki 18 September 2009 9:49 UTC www.venturebroswiki.com [Source type: General]


Dr. Venture: What the hell are you smiling about?
.Hank: (dreamily) Brock said I'm the man of the house while he's gone.^ Brock : Hank, nobody ever said pirates don't exist.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank: (dreamily) Brock said I'm the man of the house while he's gone.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock and Le Tuerer are battling in the next room, which Dr. Venture mistakes for Hank and Dean rough-housing Dr Venture: This is why daddy has to DRINK to RELAX , boys!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Venture: (annoyed) Oh, so you think you're a big man now, huh?
.Hank: (uneasily) Uh, no...^ Hank: (uneasily) Uh, no...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

sir?
(Doctor Venture puts up his dukes and steps menacingly close to Hank)
Dr. Venture: Think you can take your old dad, huh? .I knew this day would come!^ I knew this day would come!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Go ahead, big man, take your best shot!
Hank: What... what do you mean, pop?
Dean: No! .Stop it, you two!^ Stop it, you two!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.This family's tearing itself apart!^ This family's tearing itself apart!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

(begins to cry)
Dr. Venture: You proud of yourself, big man? .Look what you're doing to your poor brother.^ Brock : What're you doing here?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And you're not a Venture Brother.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Venture : Were you roughhousing with your brother?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Soldier 1: Who was that?
.Soldier 2: Brock fucking Samson!^ Soldier 2: Brock fucking Samson!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Brock, fucking, Samson.
  • Venture Brothers [Archive] - Mania Forums - Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror Entertainment 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.mania.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Soldier 1: No way!^ Soldier 1: No way!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Dibs on his cigarette butt!^ Dibs on his cigarette butt!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


The Incredible Mr. Brisby

The Venture family steps into the middle of a suburban conflict when amusement park millionaire Roy Brisby presents Dr. Venture with a business proposal.

.Hank: Dude, look!^ Hank : Dude, look!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Elephants!
Dean: That's... (rummages through box of wildlife cards) "Loxodonta africana." .You can tell which ones are the males because they're the only ones with tusks.^ Because you're a racist,that's why.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You can tell which ones are the males because they're the only ones with tusks.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ You just know that they're going to spend three days on the toilet looking constipated and "powering up" before anything actually happens.
  • FARK.com: (4290988) Cartoon Network, which has given us great shows like "Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law," "The Venture Bros.," and "Sealab 2021," will now be showing "Reality" programming 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.fark.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Hank: I got no problem tellin' which one's the male, bro.^ Hank: No problem.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank: I got no problem tellin' which one's the male, bro.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Since this is the "Venture Bros," there are no remotely normal ones.
  • Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: The Venture Bros. - Season Two 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.amazon.com [Source type: General]

Check out the fifth leg on that beast!
.Dean: It's called a "trunk."^ Dean: It's called a "trunk."
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Hank: It's called "you're a spaz", and that ain't what I'm talkin' about.^ There's stuff that's almost made it in and then it gets cut out because, you know, the script's too long and that's not really what the story's about, and you're really just trying to get it in there to get it in there.

^ "We saved about US$8,000 in taxes on our first like-kind exchange – and when you’re in business, every dime counts.
  • Ritchie Bros. Auctioneers - Customer Testimonials 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.rbauction.com [Source type: General]

^ By the way, if you're interested in learning more about Topix, visit our blog .
  • Chevrolet Venture Forum - Topix 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC www.topix.net [Source type: General]


Hank: What are you, on the rag?
Dr. Venture: (exasperated) It's impossible for me to be on the rag, I'm a ... .I can't believe I'm even arguing about this with you! What men's room did you pick up that kind of trash talk in?^ Did you pick up on them?
  • paizo.com - Titanic Games / Messageboards / Paizo Community / Arts & Entertainment / Television / Archives / Venture Bros. 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC paizo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Man, I don't know what you guys are talking about not having laughs, this was another fucking brilliant episode.
  • Venture Bros. Season 3 - CHUD Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC chud.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ TOYFARE: How did you decide to bring in super-villains into this Jonny Quest/Hardy Boys kind of world?

(the boys point at Brock, who shrugs)

Brisby: Welcome, Dr. Venture... to the funnest place on Earth! (he turns toward Venture, revealing his partially paralyzed face)
Dr. Venture: (horrified) Holy dammit Christmas!
Brisby: Does my appearance startle you, Dr. Venture?
Dr. Venture: (struggling to regain his composure) No, not at all. .I -- as a man of science, I see all...^ All around the Venture Compound one sees the artifacts of the Jet / Space Age supersonic nuclear-powered jets, fantastic inventions and gleaming science.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I -- as a man of science, I see all...
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

kinds of things.

Brisby: Now that we've exchanged pleasantries and hot panda milk, Dr. Venture, let's talk business. .I want you to clone me.^ I want you to clone me.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Venture: (caught off-guard) Cloning? (unconvincingly) I... wouldn't know anything about that, seeing as Congress has banned all cloning research in North America.

Dr. Venture: I- that's it! The deal is off! .I don't care if you are rich, I don't have to take this crap from a gimp!^ He's also a giant sweetheart who takes a lot of crap from me and Doc and still sends us free stuff whenever we ask for it (or don't).

^ You record for, I don’t know, twenty minutes and then they take a cigarette break on the fire escape.
  • ohnotheydidnt: Interview With Venture Bros' James Urbaniak 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC community.livejournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Dean: I spy a... um... (shuffling through cards) huh. I don't have a card for that one.
.Hank: If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean.^ Dean: Hank, are you listening to me?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dean: I don't think pop thinks you're his archenemy.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Dean : You're the liar!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Seriously.

Dr. Venture: Brock? Thank God! .His freakin' panda's trained to put me in a bag!^ His freakin' panda's trained to put me in a bag!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Dr. Venture: (resentfully) Your panda broke my glasses.
.Brisby: We'll replace them at once.^ Brisby: We'll replace them at once.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We have many glasses here.^ We have many glasses here.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.We have everything you need.^ We have everything you need.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Dr. Venture: Where the hell is "here?"
Brisby: Your home for the time being. (dramatically) Welcome, Dr. Venture... to the Brisby-dome!
.Venture: This is that ridiculous giant beehive next door to your study, isn't it?^ Venture: This is that ridiculous giant beehive next door to your study, isn't it?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Venture : I know you've been seeing a lot of that little tramp who lives next door.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Venture : Oh great, she's one of your hussies isn't she?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You knocked me out and put me in a bag to bring me fifty yards?!?^ You knocked me out and put me in a bag to bring me fifty yards ?!?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ And there are no yetis freaking out on you or, like, putting you on a rocketship!
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ The Monarch : I put out a hit on you...super sorry.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]


Dr. Venture: Ooohh! .Ah ha ha, now I see.^ Ah ha ha, now I see.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.You know, it took me a minute, but I just got it.^ You know what I just realized.
  • ohnotheydidnt: Interview With Venture Bros' James Urbaniak 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC community.livejournal.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ There's stuff that's almost made it in and then it gets cut out because, you know, the script's too long and that's not really what the story's about, and you're really just trying to get it in there to get it in there.

^ PM You know what I noticed; Mr. One and the other agents from Dr. Venture's tag sale were the guys who took Ned and the V bros.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Brisby: Got it? So you'll come aboard?
Dr. Venture: Oh, no no no. What I just got is that you're like a total jacked up freaky-deaky crazy pants!

Molotov Cocktease: You KILLED my FATHER!
.Brock Samson: After you killed my partner.^ I'm gonna kill you with my cold.
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^ The Brock Samson you knew and were is dead.
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^ Molotov Cocktease : You KILLED my FATHER! Brock Samson : After you killed my partner.
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Molotov: You took my EYE!
Brock: After you took...my heart.
(They pause, awkwardly, and kiss)

.Molotov: NYET! You know I can only go to second base!^ There are others that there's enough context around it that you know what the word was going to be.

^ PUBLICK: Well, you know we only put one [issue of “Monkeysuit”] out a year.

^ If you’re in New York you go out there with them and, you know, I don’t smoke, I go out and talk to them while they smoke.
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Brock: Still?! Urrrgh! I thought the cold war was OVER!
Molotov: It's always cold in Siberia.
.Brock: (Lighting two cigarettes, then smoking both at the same time) You want one of these?^ You do the same thing all the time.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You know, I try not to watch these things after they're done, because I've watched them a hundred times while we're making them.

^ Do you smoke cigarettes or just eat em?
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(Throws Molotov the pack, she lights one and smokes sexily)
.Brock: GARRRRRRR! (Stabs his knife into the mattress and stands up with a giant erection) I gotta go take care of something.^ (Throws Molotov the pack, she lights one and smokes sexily) Brock: GARRRRRRR! (Stabs his knife into the mattress and stands up with a giant erection) I gotta go take care of something.
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^ Girlfriend nods, and Brock takes his hand from her mouth) Dr. Girlfriend : You're going to take advantage of me, aren't you?
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^ (Brock sneaks up behind #24 and #21 in the bathroom stall and puts a knife to Number 24's throat) #21: Holy crap!
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.Brock: Boys, you don't want to shoot me.^ Brock : You don't pay me.
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^ You want to shoot him, and his wife?
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^ Brock : Boys, you don't want to shoot me.
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You know me. .You know what I'll do to you if you do.^ And you'll never know which it was.


Eeney, Meeney, Miney... Magic!

With some help from their new neighbors, Dr. Venture and the boys try to rescue Brock from one of Dr. Venture's inventions.

Dr. Venture: My son has it in his head that you were in our house last night and you... killed our robot.
Dr. Orpheus: The seed of your loins is quite astute. I saved your mechanical man from certain damnation. For his frail, electronic eyes had gazed upon the impenetrable! He was an unwilling beholder to the impossible!

Dr. Orpheus: By the crimson shame of Lord Valishinda, I command you...OPENNNNNNNNNN!!

Dr. Orpheus: It craves... purity... it devours... purity... it seems to be... .What the hell is this thing made out of?^ What the hell is this thing made out of?
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Dr. Venture: Nothing.
Dr. Orpheus: Come on...
Dr. Venture: Alright fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
Dr. Orpheus: Just tell me one!
Dr. Venture: An... (mumbles)
Dr. Orpheus: An what?
Dr. Venture: An... orphan.
Dr. Orpheus: Did you say... an orphan!?
Dr. Venture: Yeah... a little.. orphan boy..
Dr. Orpheus: It's powered by a forsaken child!?
Dr. Venture: Might be... kind of... .I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!^ I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!
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.Hank: Dean that's great and I can't wait to hear all about it, only Brock's stuck inside Dad's thing that makes people happy.^ We end up leaving people out with every new season, making a point of writing about them in the next season.
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^ Maybe I shouldn’t say that, but I think it’s better to spoil the things that are NOT going to happen, if only for the people who are waiting for it.
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^ DEAN: I dont know dad the immpossible family did make a convincig fantastic four.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

But it's all evil.
.Dean: I dare you to make less sense.^ Dean : I dare you to make less sense.
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.Hank: I was on the floor and I heard everything!^ Hank : I was on the floor and I heard everything!
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And I have a plan!

.Triana Orpheus: So how come I never see you at school?^ How come we never get to see this all-knowing guy with you?
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^ Triana Orpheus : So how come I never see you at school?
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^ Orpheus : Have you not the eyes to see what he is doing?
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.Dean: (with a hint of fear) I'm kind of home tutored in a box my pop made, (looks down with a more frightened tone) it sometimes gets very hot...^ Dean : (with a hint of fear) I'm kind of home tutored in a box my pop made, (looks down with a more frightened tone) it sometimes gets very hot...
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^ Rusty may be more expensive than he looks, depending on how much he gets charged for bases and vehicles and a pretty extensive skill set.
  • Venture Brothers Hero? [Archive] - HERO Games Discussion Boards 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.herogames.com [Source type: General]

^ Dean : Looks more like he's gonna eat eggs and crap....eggs.
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in the box my pop made.
Triana: Wow. That's, um... that's screwy. (notices his face, which has gone blank) Oh crap, did I upset you?
.Dean: (blankly) Penguins have a gland above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater.^ Dean : (blankly) Penguins have a gland above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater.
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Dr. Orpheus: (note to Triana, recorded on answering machine) Greetings, pumpkin, I am at Mr. Venture's lab... to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain OF TIME ITSELF!! .There are four puddings in the fridge.^ There are four puddings in the fridge.
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You may enjoy the contents of one of them. Dinner at six.

.Hank: So what super-cool adventure are we goin' on today?^ Hank : So what super-cool adventure are we goin' on today?
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.Should I get my SCUBA gear?^ Should I get my SCUBA gear?
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.Brock: We're not goin' anywhere.^ Brock : We're not goin' anywhere.
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.Your father's workin' on this...thing.^ Your father's workin' on this...thing.
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Hank: SCUBA. SCUBA. SCUBA SCUBA SCUBA SCUBA SCUBA. Say SCUBA.
Brock: SCUBA.
.Hank: SCUBA. It sounds funny.^ Hank : SCUBA. SCUBA. SCUBA SCUBA SCUBA SCUBA SCUBA. Say SCUBA. Brock : SCUBA. Hank : SCUBA. It sounds funny.
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SCUBA.
.Brock: SCUBA. Yeah it does.^ SCUBA. Brock : SCUBA. Yeah it does.
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.Dean: Hank and I just woke up on the floor.^ Dean : Hank and I just woke up on the floor.
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^ (Hank slaps Dean, knocking Lincoln out of him and onto the floor.
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^ Hank: If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean.
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.We were playing Ouija, and a guy hypnotized us.^ We were playing Ouija, and a guy hypnotized us.
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Dr. Venture: Dean...
.Dean: With his magical Dracula powers.^ Dean : With his magical Dracula powers.
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Dr. Venture: Dean, I'm going to turn around now, and you'd better be on fire. .You're standing there in flames, and the only person who can put you out is me, because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!^ Because it's only likeness.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ And there are no yetis freaking out on you or, like, putting you on a rocketship!
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^ I was wondering when you would show up.
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(Hank is rooting through Brock's tape collection)
Hank: What's this one?
Brock: "In Through The Out Door".
Hank: Can I put it on?
.Brock: Rather you didn't, Hank.^ Brock : Rather you didn't, Hank.
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^ Brock : You're alright, Hank.
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^ Brock : Glad you didn't.
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.Zep sold out on that one.^ Zep sold out on that one.
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.Besides...I've got memories attached to that record.^ Besides...I've got memories attached to that record.
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.Hank: Is it because you were fighting a whole bunch of ninjas while it was playing, and so it reminds you of ninjas?^ Hank : Is it because you were fighting a whole bunch of ninjas while it was playing, and so it reminds you of ninjas?
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^ I didn't really have too much trouble telling them apart since because you can hear in their who they play.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Hank : (pouty voice) No...because you snapped at me.
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.Brock: No, Hank...^ Brock Samson: No, Hank...
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^ Brock : Hank, no!
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^ Brock : No, Hank...
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.Hank: How about frogmen?^ Hank : How about frogmen?
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.Does it remind you of frogmen?^ Does it remind you of frogmen?
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Brock: IT'S A WOMAN, ALRIGHT?!? ...The only woman I ever loved. .Are you happy now, Hank?^ Are you happy now, Hank?
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^ Are you happy now?
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^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
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.Hank: (pouty voice) No...because you snapped at me.^ Hank : (pouty voice) No...because you snapped at me.
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^ (Brock is chained up, and talking to Hank through his communicator watch) Brock : After the twist, you'll hear a snap.
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^ Al) Dr.Orpheus : No, its because you soiled yourself...and because he's gay (disappears in smoke) .
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.Brock: You're alright, Hank.^ Brock : What're you doing here?
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^ You're alright.
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^ Hank : You're a rotten banana!
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You know that? .You're alright.^ You're alright.
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^ Brock : You're alright, Hank.
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^ Venture : Alright Dean, you're going to have to pull down your pants.
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Dr. Venture: Heeey, if I pull this candle down, will it...?
Dr. Orpheus: ...get wax on my carpet? Yes.

.Dean: Is your name Pumpkin?^ Dean: Is your name Pumpkin?
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Triana: No, it's Triana. .Doesn't your dad have a nickname for you?^ Doesn't your dad have a nickname for you?
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^ Hatred: Hank, I will give you so much money to not shoot your dad.
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^ (Doctor Venture puts up his dukes and steps menacingly close to Hank) Dr. Venture: Think you can take your old dad, huh?
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.Dean: Well, I've heard him call me 'Dave' or 'Don' a few times, but I don't think they're nicknames.^ You know, I try not to watch these things after they're done, because I've watched them a hundred times while we're making them.

^ Sandman138 05-08-2006, 05:56 AM Hank Venture: Brock, I've thought a lot about it, and if we can't get the antidote in time, and it comes down to it, I - well, I want you to be the one to kill me Brock Samson: Don't talk like that, Hank.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I don't even think he was trying to seduce him there.


.Triana: Who's that big guy who's always washing his car in front of your place?^ Triana: Who's that big guy who's always washing his car in front of your place?
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^ If you get a face-full of burning hydroflouric acid, it's your buddy who drags you to one of the many eye wash stations!
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^ Z : Big, tough guy when you have your little friends with you, aren't you?
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.Dean: Oh, that's Brock.^ Dean: Oh, that's Brock.
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He's my dad's bodyguard. .One time I saw him kill a guy with a sock full of party snaps!^ One time I saw him kill a guy with a sock full of party snaps!
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^ He also has regen at the every 20 minutes level or so; the only time we ever saw him suffering from his wounds for any length of time was the bullet to the shoulder incident.
  • Venture Brothers Hero? [Archive] - HERO Games Discussion Boards 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.herogames.com [Source type: General]

^ And maybe not have to live in fear of costumed guys trying to kill you all the time!
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Triana: (facetiously) Did the guy's head get blown off?
Dean: (proudly) Yes it did.

Dr. Orpheus: (in typically melodramatic tones) Evil has struck the House of Venture! .The air reeks of an ill wind!^ The air reeks of an ill wind!
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.Yea, though I have smelt it, that hath dealt it!^ Yea, though I have smelt it, that hath dealt it!
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Hank: Morning, Brock. [Brock grabs him by the throat and lifts him off the ground, sees who it is and drops him]
Brock: Hank? .You all right?^ You can get all that right from this site.
  • Topic : 0543 - mature black woman fucking nun fucking movie - Glidascultids : [09/11/2008] Powered by : 212cafe.com 25 September 2009 9:57 UTC chaiyaphum.nfe.go.th [Source type: General]

Hank: [hoarsely] I will be.
.Brock: You gotta stop sneaking up on me.^ Brock: You gotta stop sneaking up on me.
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^ (Brock sneaks up behind #24 and #21 in the bathroom stall and puts a knife to Number 24's throat) #21: Holy crap!
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^ (Brock is chained up, and talking to Hank through his communicator watch) Brock : After the twist, you'll hear a snap.
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.Hank: I just wanted to tell you [coughs] H.E.L.P.E.R.'s broken.^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
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^ I just wanted to tell the site creator thanks alot.
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^ Well, you did better than Hank did, but let's just say you'll have to do awfully well on the physical portion.
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Uh, Brock?
Brock: Yeah?
.Hank: [still holding his throat] Is it okay if I cry?^ Hank: [still holding his throat] Is it okay if I cry?
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Brock: Nice rescue, boys. .You saved me from the only woman I've ever loved...^ That's the only outfit I've ever seen you in!
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^ You saved me from the only woman I've ever loved...
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^ The only woman I ever loved.
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with a hat that smells like a men's room... and we're still here.

Dr. Venture: (outside the bathroom with robe and towel) Dean, what the hell are you doing in there? .I need to take a shower!^ I need to take a shower!
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.Dean: I'm practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!^ Dean: I'm practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!
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^ Dean: I'm practicing being a good boyfriend, pop.
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Dr. Venture: (sidling away, horrified) Uh, never mind, Dean.

Ghosts of the Sargasso

Dr. Venture attempts to find one of his father's abandoned inventions on the sea floor, while a gang of fake ghost pirates board the ship.

Dean: Dad is super serious all of a sudden. .Do you really think he's in as much danger as he says he is?^ Do you really think he's in as much danger as he says he is?
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^ I didn't really have too much trouble telling them apart since because you can hear in their who they play.
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.Brock: Oh yeah, he's screwed.^ Brock: Oh yeah, the pain.
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^ Brock : Oh yeah, he's screwed.
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^ Brock: Oh yeah.
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.I give him about an hour before he panics and begs for us to haul him up.^ I give him about an hour before he panics and begs for us to haul him up.
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^ (Poe gives the thumbs-up) Brock 2 : You're going to kill him when he shows up, aren't ya?
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Dr. Venture: Okay, guys, I can hear all this!

Dr. Venture, Sr.: Ground control to Major Tom, your circuits dead, is something wrong?

(as Brock beats up the fake ghost pirate)
.Pirate 1: Oh crap, he's getting his ass kicked, let's go save him!^ Brock beats up the fake ghost pirate) Pirate 1 : Oh crap, he's getting his ass kicked, let's go save him!
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^ Holy Diver: Let's kick Trespass-ass!
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^ LMAO I hope Baren gets to do more this season, I really want to see him and Brock go at it.
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Pirate 2: You crazy?^ Pirate 2 : You crazy?
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.My sword's made of cardboard.^ My sword's made of cardboard.
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.Pirate Captain: Hey is that guy dead?^ Pirate Captain : Hey is that guy dead?
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Brock: Yeah, probably.

.Pirate Captain: You're not a very good liar, Dean, are you?^ Leto Atrides 04-30-2006, 10:56 PM Dean: Are you a pirate?
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Dean: Maybe...

.Hank: Brock, if pirates really exist, I mean, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy could even be real, right?^ Brock : Hank, nobody ever said pirates don't exist.
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^ Hank could be Brock's clone.
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^ Hank : Brock, if pirates really exist, I mean, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy could even be real, right?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

It's like, all bets are off!
.Brock: Hank, nobody ever said pirates don't exist.^ Hank on the other hand, has blonde hair, and is actually able to fight if he has to (remember when Brock walks him through beating up the pirates).
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Hank: So you agree with me that this is impossible.

.Brock: Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
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^ Brock : Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
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^ Brock : Rather you didn't, Hank.
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.Hank: Uh, sorry, Brock.^ Hank : Uh, sorry, Brock.
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.Brock: Focus, Hank!^ Brock : Focus, Hank!
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.Whatever you do, don't light a cigarette.^ Whatever you do, don't light a cigarette.
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^ There, I just sold you for a cigarette, and I don't smoke!
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^ Brock: (Lighting two cigarettes, then smoking both at the same time) You want one of these?
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.A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles.^ A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles.
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.Hank: Brock, I don't smoke!^ Hank : Brock, I don't smoke!
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^ Brock: Don't talk like that Hank, we're gonna find...
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^ Brock : Hank, nobody ever said pirates don't exist.
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Brock: Good. Now's a lousy time to start.

(Brock is chained up, and talking to Hank through his communicator watch)
.Brock: After the twist, you'll hear a snap.^ Brock Samson: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
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^ Brock : You have to defile a mummy completely or they'll come back to life.
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^ (Brock is chained up, and talking to Hank through his communicator watch) Brock : After the twist, you'll hear a snap.
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.Then the body goes ragdoll on ya.^ Brock Samson: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
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.Hank: And that will knock him out...even more?^ Hank : And that will knock him out...even more?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank Venture: And that will knock him out...
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ (Hank slaps Dean, knocking Lincoln out of him and onto the floor.
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.Brock: That'll kill him.^ Brock has been making recent efforts to get more in touch with his gentler side, but so far that hasn't stopped him from killing people.
  • Venture Brothers Hero? [Archive] - HERO Games Discussion Boards 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.herogames.com [Source type: General]

Hank: Do I have to?
.Brock: Alright fine, crybaby.^ Brock Samson: Alright, fine crybaby.
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.Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him.^ Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him.
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^ Tie him up and, I guess, gag him.
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^ Where are we?: Luck 2d6 Notes: The Venture boys find that most enemies just want to tie them up and touch them inapropriately.
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.But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.^ But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
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.Jeanie: Tom, it's your wife, sweety.^ Jeanie : Tom, it's your wife, sweety.
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.You're dead now – it's time to go.^ You're dead now – it's time to go.
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^ On a side note, if you're just going to punch your opponent, how does the shape of your hand matter?
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^ Girlfriend nods, and Brock takes his hand from her mouth) Dr. Girlfriend : You're going to take advantage of me, aren't you?
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[Dr. Ventures has just encountered the ghost of Major Tom]
Dr. Venture: [shivering under a blanket] His eyes! Crazy eyes! Accusing me!
[a pirate hands him a warm drink]
Dr. Venture: Who are you?

.Hank: Alright Brock, I know this sounds crazy, but just hear him out.^ Hank Venture: And that will knock him out...
  • I <3 the Venture Bros. [Archive] - The Superhero Hype! Boards 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC forums.superherohype.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Manstrong put his hand on his shoulder and Brock beat the crap out of him.
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^ Even if it turns out to just be something stupid it'll still most likely be Rusty the one how pissed him off.

.Pirate Captain: Guuhhm.^ Pirate Captain : Guuhhm.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Can we have a ride home?
Brock: What?
Dean: Noooo. .Do it like you said you were gonna.^ Like you said, there wasn't any ass for him to kick this time around.
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.Pirate Captain: (sigh) I'm really, really sorry about this whole mess, and, you know, the whole pirate thing is behind me now, and...^ I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
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^ Man, I don't know what you guys are talking about not having laughs, this was another fucking brilliant episode.
  • Venture Bros. Season 3 - CHUD Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC chud.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ PM What's funny about that whole failure thing: It's not at all funny.
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plus, you kinda killed .Steve, and burnt my ship.^ Steve, and burnt my ship.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.So, if you could give us a lift out of here I figure we'd just call it squaresies.^ So, if you could give us a lift out of here I figure we'd just call it squaresies.
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^ Can't you just give Hitler a chance?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Will you just wait out in the X-1 with the boys?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

Brock: (sigh) Alright.
.Hank and Dean: Go team Venture!^ Hank and Dean : Go team Venture!
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^ (Brock, Hank, Dean, and Dr. Venture are hanging over the Amazon River) Brock: Take your time, Monarch, because the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
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^ Venture : Alright Dean, you're going to have to pull down your pants.
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(the pirate captain looks at Brock)
.Brock: I don't know, they just do that.^ Brock) Brock : I don't know, they just do that.
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^ Don't they know there's a gas crunch on?.
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^ Brock: (in flashback, packing up his belongings and talking to a sullenly quiet Thaddeus Venture) Sorry, man, I don't know what came over me.
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Pirate Captain: (having mistaken Brock for Dr. Venture) Your dad has a bodyguard? .Why would your dad need a bodyguard?^ Why would your dad need a bodyguard?
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^ Why in my prime I saw some things that would make your head spin!
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^ Pirate Captain: (having mistaken Brock for Dr. Venture) Your dad has a bodyguard?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

The guy's a tank.

Dr. Orpheus: Do you have a pen?
.Hank: To use as a magic wand?^ Hank: To use as a magic wand?
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Dr. Orpheus: To use...as a pen, Hank.

Dr. Venture: (recording an entry in his journal) Oh yeah, I lost my locator, and yes, I realize the irony of that.

Dr. Venture: Cancel the abort code! Re-bort!

.Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.^ On a side note, if you're just going to punch your opponent, how does the shape of your hand matter?
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^ Brock Samson: [turning to Hank] Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up?
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^ Sandman138 05-08-2006, 05:56 AM Hank Venture: Brock, I've thought a lot about it, and if we can't get the antidote in time, and it comes down to it, I - well, I want you to be the one to kill me Brock Samson: Don't talk like that, Hank.
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Hank: Uhh...alright.
.Brock: That tube you feel is your trachea.^ Brock: That tube you feel is your trachea.
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^ Brock : Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
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^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
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Think of that as a handle. .Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button.^ Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button.
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.Now remember, grab the handle, push the button.^ Grab the handle, push the button."
  • Venture Brothers Hero? [Archive] - HERO Games Discussion Boards 20 September 2009 6:41 UTC www.herogames.com [Source type: General]

Repeat that back.
.Hank: (gasping) Grab the handle, push the...^ Hank: (gasping) Grab the handle, push the...
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^ Grab the handle, push the button."
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^ Now remember, grab the handle, push the button.
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.Brock: Let go of your own throat, Hank.^ Brock: Let go of your own throat, Hank.
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^ Disarm; 23 STR to Disarm 4 Let go of your throat, Hank.
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^ "Let go of your own throat, Hank."
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Pirate 1: We need that key that starts your boat Mr. Big Stuff. Lets have it.
Brock: It's up my ass!
.Pirate 2: Are you serious?^ Pirate 2: Are you serious?
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.Brock: Why dont you check.^ Brock: Why dont you check.
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^ Brock: Why haven't you tried the world domination thing?
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.Pirate 2: (looks at his partner) Well?^ Pirate 2: (looks at his partner) Well?
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Check.
Pirate 1: What if he's lying?
.Pirate 2: If he were telling the truth, that would be better?^ Pirate 2: If he were telling the truth, that would be better?
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Ice Station – Impossible!

Dr. Venture begins a new job working for his former professor, while Brock encounters an old friend who has a deadly warning.

Pete White: It's like wearing nothing at all. .Like a second skin.^ Like a second skin.
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Dr. Venture: Ummm, you've got a little something brown on your nose.

.Dean: Hey Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed: There were skeletons driving it!^ Dean : Hey Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed: There were skeletons driving it!
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^ "Brock, I figured out what brought the plane down.
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^ There weren't a lot of LOL moments, it's true, but that was fantastic storytelling, which is why Venture Bros is the best thing that's ever come out of adult swim.
  • Venture Bros. Season 3 - CHUD Forums 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC chud.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

(points to the charred remains of the pilots)

Hank: Cool! .I'm not going to explode anymore.^ I'm not going to explode anymore.
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.And plus - free invisible mom.^ And plus - free invisible mom.
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Hank and Dean: Go Team Venture!

Prof. Richard Impossible: There's a reason Ned's boots have velcro instead of laces, honey.

.Brock: (examining Race) Race Bannon...^ Race Bannon's corpse expels a final, prolonged flatus) Brock: Yeah...
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^ Brock : (examining Race) Race Bannon...
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those bastards killed him!
Hank: Those kids? Damnit! .We let 'em go!^ We let 'em go!
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(to the boys' disgust, Race Bannon's corpse expels a final, prolonged flatus)
Brock: Yeah... they never show that part on TV.

Dr. Venture: (stranded in the Arctic) If this is about what I saw, I won't tell anyone!
Prof. Impossible: (stretches himself to the flying car and flies off) I know!

Dr. Venture: (after being stranded in the Arctic by Prof. Impossible) ...I CHEATED ON MY DAMN MID-TERMS!

.Hank: Brock, I've thought a lot about it and if we can't get the antidote in time and it comes down to it, I...^ Hank: You've thought about this.
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^ Hank: Brock, I've thought a lot about it and if we can't get the antidote in time and it comes down to it, I...
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^ Hank Venture: You've thought about this.
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well, .I want you to be the one to kill me.^ I want you to be the one to kill me.
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^ Brock: (Lighting two cigarettes, then smoking both at the same time) You want one of these?
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^ Well, the Village People called, AND THEY WANT YOU TO GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, YOU PRANCING BASTARD! .
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.Brock: Don't talk like that Hank, we're gonna find...^ Hank: (gives Brock a glass of raw eggs) When I'm through with you, you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
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^ Brock: Don't talk like that Hank, we're gonna find...
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^ Hank: Who is that hoodrat Brock's talking to?
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

.Hank: PROMISE ME, Brock!^ Hank: PROMISE ME, Brock!
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^ Brock Samson: OK. Hank Venture: Promise?
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^ Hank Venture: Promise me, Brock!
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Brock: Okay.
Hank: Promise?
.Brock: Yes, I promise.^ Brock Samson: Yes, I promise.
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.Hank: Super-swear?^ Hank: Super-swear?
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^ Hank Venture: Super swear?
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.Brock: (growing annoyed) YES, Hank.^ Brock: (growing annoyed) YES, Hank.
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^ Brock Samson: Yes, Hank!
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.Hank: (after a brief pause) Hey, Brock?^ Hank and Dean: Hey Brock!
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^ Brock: Hey Hank.
  • The Venture Bros. - Wikiquote 23 January 2010 13:49 UTC en.wikiquote.org [Source type: Original source]

^ Hank Venture: Hey, Brock?
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Brock: Yeah?
.Hank: How would you do it?^ Hank Venture: How would you do it?
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^ Hank Venture : Why would you do this?
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^ Hank: How would you do it?
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.Brock: (without hesitation) You're asleep, quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing.^ Brock : What're you doing here?
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^ Brock : You're alright, Hank.
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^ Brock Samson: You're asleep, quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing.
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.Hank: You've thought about this.^ I've never told you about her.
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^ Then I thought about you in physics class.
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^ Hank: You've thought about this.
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Brock: Yes, I have.

(his jumpsuit having fallen apart, Dr. Venture is wandering naked through the snow)
Dr. Venture: Oh, great, Venture! .Thousands of square miles of empty arctic wasteland and you somehow manage to step in the one spot of yellow snow!^ Thousands of square miles of empty arctic wasteland and you somehow manage to step in the one spot of yellow snow!
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(Prof. Impossible has drawn a weapon to shoot Hank)
.Master Billy Quizboy: Professor, no offense, but that's just crazy!^ Impossible has drawn a weapon to shoot Hank) Master Billy Quizboy : Professor, no offense, but that's just crazy!
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^ Master Billy Quizboy : Hold the phone.
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^ Master Billy Quizboy : That's an excellent question.
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.Violence isn't the answer.^ Violence isn't the answer.
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.This is a think tank; we're the most powerful minds on the planet!^ This is a think tank; we're the most powerful minds on the planet!
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Let's act like it!
Pete White: Billy's right. .We can create an antidote if we work together!^ We can create an antidote if we work together!
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Prof. Impossible: (pauses for a second to contemplate) Nah, my way's safer.

Mid-Life Chrysalis

Dr. Venture is determined to reinvigorate his social life, and Brock finds out that he must renew his license to kill.

Dr. Venture: Crap, who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night.

Dr. Venture: Well, I guess this is goodbye. .I'll always remember these last few days as the happiest of my life.^ I'll always remember these last few days as the happiest of my life.
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^ Doctor Venture : Apparently stopping my bodyguard from beating up a repressed masturbator just isn't enough to get you into Heaven these days.
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.Besides the caterpillar part, I mean.^ Besides the caterpillar part, I mean.
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Agent Tester: Well, let's see here Mr. Samson. .On the driving portion you totaled every car but the one you were driving.^ On the driving portion you totaled every car but the one you were driving.
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^ Billy: Okay, one: you're totally gay.
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^ Venture : You know, when you're not the one in the middle of it all for once, it's actually totally, completely obvious.
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.On the pistol range you refused to use a gun, and, oh, ha, here's my favorite, on the written you drew the little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records.^ On the pistol range you refused to use a gun, and, oh, ha, here's my favorite, on the written you drew the little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records.
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^ Here is where you are wrong, my friend.
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^ Oh my God, you're crazy!
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Brock: Icarus. .So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?^ So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?
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^ Don't knock it until you try it.
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^ Brock : Look, I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney, I mean you could bleed to death in like four hours, but uh...
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[Tester stands and rips the written portion in half]
Agent Tester: My father is General Trayster. .You saved his life.^ You saved his life.
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.The man spoke of you as a god.^ The man spoke of you as a god.
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.[pause] And you did not disappoint.^ And you did not disappoint.
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Brock: Oh yeah. .I used to babysit you.^ I used to babysit you.
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Dean: Hear that? I'm in charge. .I think it's just about little Hanky's bed time.^ I think it's just about little Hanky's bed time.
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.Hank: Oh, take a bow.^ Hank: Oh, take a bow.
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[Hits him in the crotch]

.Bartender: [To Brock] You got it, ape-drape.^ Bartender: [To Brock] You got it, ape-drape.
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.[Brock growls] One bud for captain mullet head.^ [Brock growls] One bud for captain mullet head.
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^ Brock had at least one mentor, Hunter Gathers, former head of the OSI and now a transsexual fugitive.
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[Brock begins to draw his knife]

.Bartender: [as Brock leaves] Leavin' us so soon, hockey hair?^ Bartender: [as Brock leaves] Leavin' us so soon, hockey hair?
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[Brock represses a scream because he isn't allowed to kill him]

Agent Tester: This test will, uh, test your proficency with firearms, so-
Brock: Uh uh. No guns.
.Agent Tester: The nine millimeter glock is standard issue to all agents in the field.^ Agent Tester: The nine millimeter glock is standard issue to all agents in the field.
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You're required-
.Brock: Guns are for sissies.^ You're required- Brock: Guns are for sissies.
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.Hank and Dean: Hey Brock!^ According to some of Doc Hammer's commentary on Season 2, Hank and Dean are clones of Brock and Rusty.
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.Brock: Go to bed.^ Brock: Go to bed.
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.[walks past the door dejectedly, then walks back in] Why would you dress like that?^ Why would you dress like that?
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^ Hank Venture : Why would you do this?
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^ Why, you're a walking wire!
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[Dean is in his underwear with a number of socks wrapped around his head]
.Hank: Dean lost a bet, and now he's my slave, and he's refusing a direct order!^ One of my friends has a theory that Hank is a testtube baby from Brock, and Dean is a testtube baby from Dr. Venture.
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^ Hank: I keep getting my tounge stuck in the hole Dean: then dont stick in there Hank: I cant.
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.Brock: Never welch on a bet, Dean.^ Brock: Never welch on a bet, Dean.
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You be a man. Drink it. [Hank is offering some green liquid with various substances floating in it] Then go to bed. .You're father's gonna be...^ Hank: (gives Brock a glass of raw eggs) When I'm through with you, you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
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^ (The Monarch during Sergeant Hatred's party game) The Monarch: You're a brainless failure and live entirely off your father's name and fortune!
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^ You're gonna kill me because I had fake sex on graph paper with a girl who barely spoke to you in real life?
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coming... [leaves mumbling dejectedly]
.Dean: Brock looks like hell.^ Because now I'm thinking Dean looks a lot like Jonnas Venture, moreso then Dr. Venture.
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Hank: Drink it.

Dr. Venture: No. No no no. Bad H.E.L.P.E.R. We don't do that. .[H.E.L.P.eR is eating test tubes] Do not eat test tubes!^ [H.E.L.P.eR is eating test tubes] Do not eat test tubes!
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Come here! .[H.E.L.P.E.R. backs away] I'm not playing games here.^ [H.E.L.P.E.R. backs away] I'm not playing games here.
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^ (Sergeant Hatred's guests are playing a party game where they have to guess the celebrity name written on a tag on their back, based on comments from other guests.
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.[A hole burns through H.E.L.P.eR's stomach] Aw, you don't feel well?^ Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual.
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^ Hank: If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean.
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^ [A hole burns through H.E.L.P.eR's stomach] Aw, you don't feel well?
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.Well what did you expect, mixing acids and bases there.^ Well what did you expect, mixing acids and bases there.
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^ Hank Venture: Well, you can't expect to know everybody!
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^ Venture: (dismissively) Well, that's why you have your little ska band there, to keep the oddballs in costumes from raising Cain.
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Dr. Venture: So I said "listen, my Dad invented UNIVAC, so I think I would know!" .Well, that uppity T.A. didn't give me any more trouble the rest of the semester.^ Well, that uppity T.A. didn't give me any more trouble the rest of the semester.
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^ (Brock and Dr. Venture are discussing gifts for the boys) Brock: Well, Hank's covered but I'm having trouble with Dean, he's a little-- Dr. Venture: More effeminate?
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Dr. Girlfriend: [forces a laugh] You dog, you.

.Hank: [hands Brock a tiny lunchbox] I packed a lunch for you.^ Brock : Rather you didn't, Hank.
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^ Hank: [hands Brock a tiny lunchbox] I packed a lunch for you.
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^ Brock : You're alright, Hank.
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Bologna and cheese. .And cut the crusts off the way I like.^ And cut the crusts off the way I like.
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Dean: And I downloaded a bunch of crib notes into your communicator watch. .You get stuck on one of the hard questions, you just check what time it is.^ You get stuck on one of the hard questions, you just check what time it is.
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^ Reply to Majikthise - Message ID#: 41334 I'm a little late, but just wanted to tell you sweet finish to the question.
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^ Councilman 2: We just have some questions for you; tell us about the traitor Phantom Limb.
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Dr. Venture: What you are about to see is a nightmare, inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka!
(he emerges from under the sheets)
Hank: Holy crap! What happened?
Dr. Venture: Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super-science. .In short, I pissed in God's eye, and he blinked.^ In short, I pissed in God's eye, and he blinked.
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.Dean: No worries, Brock.^ Dean: No worries, Brock.
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^ Brock : No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm.
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^ Dean: Don't worry, Brock.
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.I'll walk you through the written portion.^ I'll walk you through the written portion.
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^ When I'm through with you, you'll be a member of the elite agency that's been thanklessly defending this big-ass country since the second American Revolution....
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^ (Brock is chained up, and talking to Hank through his communicator watch) Brock : After the twist, you'll hear a snap.
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.Question 1: You're in Prague.^ Question 1: You're in Prague.
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.A sniper's in the window above you.^ A sniper's in the window above you.
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There's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you. What do you do? Do you-
Brock: Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. .When he falls out the window, the grizzly'll go straight for the easier meal.^ When he falls out the window, the grizzly'll go straight for the easier meal.
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Dean: Uh... the answer's C.

[Brock is doing push ups, Hank steps on his back]
.Hank: You're nothing!^ Brock : You're alright, Hank.
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^ Hank: You're nothing!
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^ Hank : But Pop, you're bleeding!
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You're weak! .Why do you even wanna be a secret agent, boy?^ Why do you even wanna be a secret agent, boy?
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^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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^ Baron Ünderbheit : He, too, is being held in the-- Dean Venture : What have you done with our secret agent bodyguard?!?
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.You think you're good enough?^ You think you're good enough?
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^ Venture: (annoyed) Oh, so you think you're a big man now, huh?
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^ Dean: I don't think pop thinks you're his archenemy.
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.Brock: [stops] Hank, seriously, you know when I get my license back I can kill you.^ Brock: Hey, you know what?
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^ I'm gonna kill you with my cold.
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^ You know I take my duty quite seriously.
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Hank: Oh. [Hurriedly removes his foot] Sorry, Brock.

.Brock: [He eyes a glass of raw eggs that Hank has given him] Did you spit in this?^ Tsunulia 09-04-2006, 02:49 AM But did you dig the WALKING EYE? :o Everyone loves the WALKING EYE. Oh it's filthy.
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^ You could have a character with Brock's practical fighting abilities for about 250-350 points, depending on how tightly you wanted to write him.
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^ Hank on the other hand, has blonde hair, and is actually able to fight if he has to (remember when Brock walks him through beating up the pirates).
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.Hank: Don't eyeball me, Samson!^ Hank: Don't eyeball me, Samson!
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Drink it!

[Hank and Dean are wearing girlie exercise outfits]
.Hank: Come on Brock, you need strong cardio-vascular training!^ Brock Samson: [turning to Hank] Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up?
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^ Sandman138 05-08-2006, 05:56 AM Hank Venture: Brock, I've thought a lot about it, and if we can't get the antidote in time, and it comes down to it, I - well, I want you to be the one to kill me Brock Samson: Don't talk like that, Hank.
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^ That, and if you're just hanging with PL and Brock for like half an episode, you need jokes in there.
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.Brock: [pause] No.^ Brock: [pause] No.
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Dr. Venture: You don't need a license for operation "Get Me Some".

.The Monarch: Tell him you're going out with the girls tonight or something, I don't care!^ I don't really doubt it, but I still wasn't too fond of that chipper "Hey, you want something to eat?"
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^ She truly loves and cares for The Monarch (although nearly everyone in the Venture-verse doesn't understand what she sees in him), and has a soft spot for the Venture Brothers as well.
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^ Knives122 09-27-2006, 10:25 AM Brock: You don't remember b/c you're clone..clo...clo...clo When he almost spilled it, I almost busted out laughing .
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Dr. Girlfriend: He's not buying it.
The Monarch: Ooo! .Tell him you think it's moving too fast.^ Hank : I think you scare him.
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^ Tell him you think it's moving too fast.
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^ Ted : Well, God thinks you hate him, and that's just as bad as hating him.
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(a stripper performs for Brock and Dr. Venture)
Dr. Venture: Quick, Brock, what do I do?
.Brock: Give her a fivespot.^ Brock : Give her a fivespot.
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(Venture clumsily puts the bill into the stripper's thong but fumbles for change)

Hank: (gives Brock a glass of raw eggs) When I'm through with you, you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
.Dean: Looks more like he's gonna eat eggs and crap....eggs.^ Dean: Brock looks like hell.
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^ But you are not gonna like looking for the keys!
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^ Dean : Looks more like he's gonna eat eggs and crap....eggs.
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.Dean: Don't worry, Brock.^ Dean: Don't worry, Brock.
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^ Dean: No worries, Brock.
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.You'll be able to kill guys again in no time!^ But sometimes a guy'll be a preacher no more much.
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Brock: Little worried about that hickey, Doc. [Dr. Venture's is halfway covered in swelling redness]
Dr. Venture: Oh, Brock. I'm not falling in love!
Brock: That's not what I-
Dr. Venture: And what would be wrong with that if I was? .The boys need a new mommy.^ Rusty needs a new mommy.
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^ The boys need a new mommy.
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Rusty needs a new mommy.
.Hank: We don't even know who our old mommy was.^ Hank: We don't even know who our old mommy was.
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^ Come on, I've been dead for seven score years and even I— Hank : Who is this guy?
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^ Reply to Honkus - Message ID#: 41311 I know that Danica Patrick....I don't remember who the other was....but I had to say that one....
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Dr. Venture: Oh, that's right. .I've never told you about her.^ I mean I've never seen you read or anything.
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^ Hank Venture: You've thought about this.
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.Well, it's a sad- [horn honks outside] Well, that'll be Charlene!^ Well, it's a sad- [horn honks outside] Well, that'll be Charlene!
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.Gotta run, boys!^ Gotta run, boys!
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Dr. Venture: Oh, you're back! .You didn't miss much.^ You didn't miss much.
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^ I didn't really have too much trouble telling them apart since because you can hear in their who they play.
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^ Brock : So, I didn't miss much?
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Oh, one of them [the strippers] was dressed like a cheerleader and said she was 19, but she had a Caesarean scar and her face had more lines on it than a mirror at Studio 54.

Dean: Well, I scored your sample test, Brock. .Well, you did better than Hank did, but let's just say you'll have to do awfully well on the physical portion.^ Venture : Well, let's say we get you settled in.
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^ Hank : Well then I'll see you in Heck!
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^ Well, you did better than Hank did, but let's just say you'll have to do awfully well on the physical portion.
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Hank: No problem. .Training begins now!^ Training begins now!
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.[takes Brock's dinner and gives him a glass of eggs] Your ass is mine, Samson!^ Brock Samson: That will kill him.
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^ Brock's dinner and gives him a glass of eggs] Your ass is mine, Samson!
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^ Hank: (gives Brock a glass of raw eggs) When I'm through with you, you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
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Dr. Venture: Grandpa. .How dare they?^ How dare they?
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.I'm only 43. I'm still a young man.^ I'm still a young man.
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.Maybe a little frayed around the edges, but who wouldn't be between my work and raising two boys?^ Maybe a little frayed around the edges, but who wouldn't be between my work and raising two boys?
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^ Q: 21 and 24 argue about a hypothetical fist fight between two famous women, who are they?
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Bartender: Hey, if it isn't Frankenmullet. What can I do you for? .[Brock slaps his new liscense to kill on the bar.^ [Brock slaps his new liscense to kill on the bar.
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The bartender turns, looks at it, and Brock launches over the bar at him]

Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean

The Monarch has the Venture family right where he wants them, but a sudden medical emergency delays his wrath.

(Brock, Hank, Dean, and Dr. Venture are hanging over the Amazon River)
.Brock: Take your time, Monarch, because the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.^ (Brock, Hank, Dean, and Dr. Venture are hanging over the Amazon River) Brock: Take your time, Monarch, because the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
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^ Brock: So you just wanna kill the Monarch?
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^ Brock : Wait a minute - I know you too.
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.The Monarch: What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi?^ The Monarch: What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
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Just look at you shmucks, I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever--
Hank: The piranha.
The Monarch: No.
Hank: The shark?
The Monarch: No!
.Hank: (pause) The piranha?^ Hank: (pause) The piranha?
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The Monarch: NO!! And shut up! This isn't a quiz.

.The Monarch: Below you swims the dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!^ The Monarch: Below you swims the dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!
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^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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^ (King Gorilla makes kissing lips) The Monarch : You - get up!
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Dr. Venture: Did you lift anything heavy?
Dean: (in extreme pain) I told you, it's not a hernia.
Dr. Venture: Were you roughhousing with your brother?
Dean: Nooo.
Dr. Venture: (suddenly, in horror) Oh dear god... .You two haven't been...^ You two haven't been...
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experimenting with inappropriate touching-
Dean: No! Gross!
Dr. Venture: I know you've been seeing a lot of that little tramp who lives next door. Lord knows what kind of diseases that hussy carries.
Dean: (groans, still in acute testicular pain) It's getting worse!
Dr. Venture: Dean, I don't want you hanging around with Triana Orpheus any more. .I don't approve of the way she dresses!^ I don't approve of the way she dresses!
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Girls like that are usually on the dope. (gasps) Dean! .Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?!^ Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?!
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^ Hatred: Hank, I will give you so much money to not shoot your dad.
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You can tell me! - I'm hip!
.Dean: Daa-ad!!^ Dean : Daa-ad!!
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.Why are you doing this?!^ Why are you doing this?!
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.I don't know what I did!!^ I don't know what I did!!
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.Suddenly it just felt like someone kicked me in the rocks, and- and they never took their foot away!^ The hidden work makes him look like Mr. He also reveals they have never slept together.
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Dr. Venture: Alright Dean, you're going to have to pull down your pants. I have to palpate the region.
Dean: Please dad! .Please, please, please don't feel me up!^ Please, please, please don't feel me up!
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Dr. Venture: I'm going to palpate, Dean. This isn't any fun for me either. .Do you want me to get H.E.L.P.eR. to do it?^ Do you want me to get H.E.L.P.eR. to do it?
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Is that better for you? .A doddering old robot with cold, steel claws.^ A doddering old robot with cold, steel claws.
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Is that what you want?
Dean: Ahhhuh!! I want a doctor!!

The Monarch: Dr. Girlfriend, would you come over here with me for a minute.
Dr. Girlfriend: (oblivious to the situation) Oh I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is just going too far. .Can't we just use the puppet again?^ Can't we just use the puppet again?
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.Dean: I don't want to show my junk to a little boy.^ Dean : I don't want to show my junk to a little boy.
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^ Maybe a little frayed around the edges, but who wouldn't be between my work and raising two boys?
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^ Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual.
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#24: Come on! .They have one female servicing a large group of males.^ They have one female servicing a large group of males.
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^ You can tell which ones are the males because they're the only ones with tusks.
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.That implies a species that lays eggs.^ That implies a species that lays eggs.
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.#21: Oh my God, you're crazy!^ Oh my God, you're crazy!
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^ Venture: Oh, you're back!
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^ Kim: Oh my god!
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They're so obviously mammals!
#24: Please! .She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.^ She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.
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#21: Smurfs don't lay eggs! .I won't tell you this again!^ I won't tell you this again!
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Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals!

Dr. Venture: What happens if we wait?
.Master Billy Quizboy: That's not so good.^ Doc narrowly escapes and teams up with Master Billy Quizboy and Pete White, but promptly forgets to mount a rescue.
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^ Learn adventuring from pros like Action Johnny, Master Billy Quizboy, and of course, me - Rusty Venture!
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^ Master Billy Quizboy : Hold the phone.
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.My guess is that in a couple of hours, your son's testes are going to die, then atrophy.^ My guess is that in a couple of hours, your son's testes are going to die, then atrophy.
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^ Hank: If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean.
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.Pete White: Think raisin, or better yet, you know when you're eating peanuts, and you crack one open and the little nut is all dark and crammed into one corner...^ Dolphin: You see, Brock Samson, we're all one.
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^ You think you're good enough?
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^ I think you're begging for trouble on this one.
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Master Billy Quizboy: You're finished, right? As for untwisting them, I don't know which way they spun.
Pete White: Unless you're that guy from INXS and that's, like, your thing, the pain would be excruciating.

Dean: Hank! .I had my pubes shaved.^ I had my pubes shaved.
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.I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy!^ I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy!
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.Hank: Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?^ Hank : Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?
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^ (Doctor Venture puts up his dukes and steps menacingly close to Hank) Dr. Venture: Think you can take your old dad, huh?
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^ Did you see his creepy little body?!
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Dr. Venture: Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.

#24: .Boss, there's a monster down here!^ Boss, there's a monster down here!
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#21: .I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!^ I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!
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^ Venture : I mean, you get a bunch of short-fused, costumed idiots together in one room like this, and what do you think's gonna happen?
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^ (Shaman mimes a penis penetrating a vagina, placing one finger through two looped together) ...and, uh, then I fucked it...
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#24: I saw it climb the wall, it was a giant spider!

The Monarch: Hank. Hank! I am your real father!
.Hank: No way.^ Hank: No way.
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.No way, that's not true!^ No way, that's not true!
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The Monarch: Psyche!! Ha, sucker! .You were all (mimicking) "Oh daddy, you're my daddy!"^ Oh my God, you're crazy!
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^ Venture: Oh, you're back!
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^ Venture : Oh, wow, you're so generous with my things.
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You are so gullible! What is that like?!

(Hank is looking at a list of supervillains in a Guild of Calamitous Intent handbook)
The Monarch: Well, look under M, for (shakes fist, intimidating glare) MONARCH!!
Hank: Nope, don't see you there.
The Monarch: Really? Well, look under T, for (same fist-shaking and intimidating glare) THE MONARCH!!

.Hank: Hey, I had to sleep in my clothes.^ Brock: I didn't sleep in my clothes.
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^ Hank: Hey, I had to sleep in my clothes.
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.Now I feel gross wearing them two days in a row!^ Now I feel gross wearing them two days in a row!
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^ Come now, Archie and his indolent companion Jughead wear the same clothes every day.
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.The Monarch: You're kidding me, right?^ You're right!
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^ You're kidding, right?
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^ The Monarch: You're kidding me, right?
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That's the only outfit I've ever seen you in!
.Hank: Well, that doesn't mean I never wash it.^ Hank: Well, that doesn't mean I never wash it.
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.The Monarch: Fair enough.^ The Monarch: Fair enough.
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Number 27! Get the kid a change of clothes! .(Looking at Brock) How 'bout you?^ (Looking at Brock) How 'bout you?
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^ Brock : Look, I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney, I mean you could bleed to death in like four hours, but uh...
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^ Brock : All right, look, you are not gonna- Guild Stranger : Then could you sing to me?
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You ok?
.Brock: I didn't sleep in my clothes.^ Brock: I didn't sleep in my clothes.
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^ Hank: Hey, I had to sleep in my clothes.
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The Monarch: 27! Burn his sheets!

.Brock: You scream, I'll break your neck, you understand me?^ Brock : You scream, I'll break your neck, you understand me?
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^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
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^ [Brock screams, picks him up by the collar and begins to slap him] Plastic Surgeon : Your mother!
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(Dr. Girlfriend nods, and Brock takes his hand from her mouth)
Dr. Girlfriend: You're going to take advantage of me, aren't you? (removes the bedsheets to reveal herself in lingerie) Well, be quick with it!
Brock: To be honest with you, I never really considered that.
Dr. Girlfriend: Why not?
.Brock: Just didn't.^ Brock: Just didn't.
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Dr. Girlfriend: (obviously disappointed) Well, I'm not gonna beg.

Brock: Why haven't you tried the world domination thing? .You scared of the big leagues?^ You scared of the big leagues?
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^ Seems like you made it to the big league, what'd you do?
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.The Monarch: Please, how stupid do I look to you?^ (Looking at Brock) How 'bout you?
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^ The Monarch: Please, how stupid do I look to you?
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^ So how about you and Groovy go and start looking for some clues!
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World Domination. .I'll leave that to the religious nuts and the Republicans, thank you.^ I'll leave that to the religious nuts and the Republicans, thank you.
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^ Well, I'll leave you two to catch up!
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Tag Sale – You're it!

To raise cash, Dr. Venture holds a yard sale to sell old inventions made by both him and his father.

Mr. One: Gentlemen, this is quite possibly the hottest situation most of you will be involved with. .If any of you have any fears about death, any second thoughts about that beautiful new wife of yours screwing every guy you hate because you left her a widow, now is your chance to leave.^ If any of you have any fears about death, any second thoughts about that beautiful new wife of yours screwing every guy you hate because you left her a widow, now is your chance to leave.
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^ Then I thought about you in physics class.
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^ Hank: You've thought about this.
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Dr. Orpheus: Oh, it must be dreamy to have a costumed nemesis. Chasing you... wringing his gloved hands in concern of your every move.
Dr. Venture: .You're kidding, right?^ You're kiddin' right?
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^ You're right!
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^ Come on, you're kidding me!
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Dr. Orpheus: It just seems so romantic.

.#21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend.^ Here is where you are wrong, my friend.
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^ Venture : Listen, we kinda got off on the wrong foot, you and I, and I don't mean the one you just kicked my teeth in with, I mean earlier.
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^ Hank: But I wanna show my new friend- Dr. Venture: This isn't all about you, Hank.
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This woman has killed before.
#24: Allegedly.
#21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. .We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.^ We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
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#24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
.The Monarch: Hey, guess what?^ The Monarch : Hey, guess what?
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.Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden.^ Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden.
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The Monarch: With every fiber of my being I stab at thee, as long as blood flows through this heart I will hunt you down. .I will be the stuff of your children's nightmares.^ I will be the stuff of your children's nightmares.
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Dr. Venture: What's he doing now?
.Dean: He's making his dramatic exit.^ Dean : He's making his dramatic exit.
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Dr. Venture: (sigh) This could take all night, I'm gonna get Brock.
.Hank: I think he's almost done.^ Hank : I think he's almost done.
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The Monarch: And then, when nothing can be heard but your cries of agony, I will pull the chain and let the beast devour you. Mark my words: I will have my revenge, DR. VENTURE!

Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: Oh no, wait, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode. That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight!
The Monarch: Come on! He's in Depeche Mode!

Mr. One: (indicating Brock to the rest of the team) This is Team Leader. His every whim is your command. .If he tells you to put on a dress and dance...^ If he tells you to put on a dress and dance...
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^ Now go put on your Venture blues before I tell you how much you love Country & Western music!
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^ Henchman 24: (putting his arm around Henchman #1's shoulders) Let me tell you a story about a little henchman named Speedy ...
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.I'd better see those moneymakers shakin!^ I'd better see those moneymakers shakin !
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Am I understood?

.Brock: You have some dangerous machinery for sale here.^ Brock : What're you doing here?
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^ Brock : You have some dangerous machinery for sale here.
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^ Here are some ways you can avoid these scams.
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.I think you're begging for trouble on this one.^ You think you're good enough?
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^ I think you're begging for trouble on this one.
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^ Dolphin: You see, Brock Samson, we're all one.
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Dr. Venture: I thought you handled all that. .And I don't hear any ideas from you on how to get some quick cash.^ And I don't hear any ideas from you on how to get some quick cash.
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^ Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?
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^ So how about you and Groovy go and start looking for some clues!
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.C'mon, most of this stuff is old crap my dad left behind.^ C'mon, most of this stuff is old crap my dad left behind.
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^ Shall I make up the fold-out couch in my dad's old study for you, or, ahh, would you be more comfortable in the master suite?
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Brock: (exasperated) DOC! You have a table over there with a sign that says "laser death ray bargain bin"!
Dr. Venture: (dismissively) Well, that's why you have your little ska band there, to keep the oddballs in costumes from raising Cain.

.The Monarch: (needing to go to the bathroom) Oooh...I need to make a desposit at the bank, so to speak.^ The Monarch: (needing to go to the bathroom) Oooh...I need to make a desposit at the bank, so to speak.
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(Dr. Orpheus wordlessly approaches The Monarch, slaps him across the face, and magically sets his shoes on fire)
The Monarch: (shocked, stamping out the fire) You dick!
Dr. Orpheus: Doctor Orpheus did this! .To exact proper retribution, (he produces a business card with a flourish) you can find me at this address!^ To exact proper retribution, (he produces a business card with a flourish) you can find me at this address!
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(as an afterthought) Nights only.
The Monarch: What? What did I do?
(The Intangible Fancy, an ethereal, ghost-like villain, appears behind The Monarch)
.The Intangible Fancy: When the sun sleeps...^ (The Intangible Fancy, an ethereal, ghost-like villain, appears behind The Monarch) The Intangible Fancy: When the sun sleeps...
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the wolves begin to howl.
.The Monarch: (bewildered) What the hell is going on here?^ The Monarch: (bewildered) What the hell is going on here?
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Did somebody put a sign on my back or something?

.The Monarch: (after using the Venture household restroom) I'm not going to flush.^ The Monarch: (after using the Venture household restroom) I'm not going to flush.
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^ Venture: We're going to use The Buddy System.
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^ You used to be all 'Go Team Venture!'
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.Let them see the wrath of the Monarch!^ Let them see the wrath of the Monarch!
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The Monarch: (finally inside Dr. Venture's laboratory) My god, look at this place. .It's like a museum of failure.^ It's like a museum of failure.
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Dr. Girlfriend: It's almost depressing.
.The Monarch: Here I am, in the belly of the beast, and I don't even care.^ The Monarch: Here I am, in the belly of the beast, and I don't even care.
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^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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^ The Monarch: Tell him you're going out with the girls tonight or something, I don't care!
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.(indicating a gadget nearby) I don't even feel like taking a whiz on this.^ I don't even feel like taking a whiz on this.
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.I used to DREAM of taking a whiz on this!^ I used to DREAM of taking a whiz on this!
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Dr. Girlfriend: So I guess...we're not gonna...
The Monarch: What can I do to this guy that life hasn't already? .I almost feel sorry for him.^ I almost feel sorry for him.
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Past Tense

Dr. Venture and Brock are kidnapped while attending a funeral, and the boys turn to the original Team Venture for help.

Dr. Venture: Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?

Dr. Venture: Is my tie on straight?
Brock: Yeah, you can't really mess up a clip-on.

(Venture just revealed that, in college...)
Hank: Wait! .You lived with BROCK??^ You lived with BROCK??
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^ Brock : How long can you live if you're not hooked up to him?
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That is so unbelievably cool!
Dean: No wonder you guys are such super pals!
(Brock just sits expressionlessly)
Dr. Venture: Actually... back then we didn't see much of each other...
.(dorm flashback: Venture is laying awake in his bunk.^ Venture is laying awake in his bunk.
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Brock's bunk above his is squeaking, bouncing up and down furiously, accompanied by Brock grunting rhythmically and a young woman moaning)
Dr. Venture: We had very different schedules... always coming and going... at... different times...
.Pete White: Wait, tell 'em who really won the roommate lottery.^ Pete White : Wait, tell 'em who really won the roommate lottery.
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^ Pete White : (back to present) You told 'em?
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Dr. Venture: Oh, God, don't remind me.
.Pete White: Okay, so the university sticks me with this exchange student, (switch to college) but check it out, he's, like, a prince or something.^ Pete White : Okay, so the university sticks me with this exchange student, (switch to college) but check it out, he's, like, a prince or something.
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^ Don't let them pay for anything, and if you end up going to, like, a movie or something, you call me on the two-way, okay?
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^ Pete White: What, did his walk into the barbershop and say, "what can you do to make me look more like Pete Rose?"
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.His parents sent him a care package last week for his birthday.^ His parents sent him a care package last week for his birthday.
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You know what he got? A personal slave. .The poor guy sleeps in my closet.^ The poor guy sleeps in my closet.
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Speak of the dickweed. Hey, Werner.
.Dean: Baron Ünderbheit!!!^ Baron Ünderbheit captures them, obsessed with taking revenge on Dr. Venture, but mistakes Dean for a woman.
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^ Baron Ünderbheit : He, too, is being held in the-- Dean Venture : What have you done with our secret agent bodyguard?!?
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^ Dean : No, Baron Ünderbheit is right there!
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Pete White: (back to present) You told 'em?
Dean: No, Baron Ünderbheit is right there!
.Hank: Holy crap!^ Hank : Holy crap!
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.Brock, kick his butt!^ Brock, kick his butt!
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.Brock: Relax, boys, he's not gonna do anything.^ Brock : Relax, boys, he's not gonna do anything.
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^ Brock and Le Tuerer are battling in the next room, which Dr. Venture mistakes for Hank and Dean rough-housing Dr Venture: This is why daddy has to DRINK to RELAX , boys!
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It's hallowed ground.
.Hank: So what was he (Baron Ünderbheit) like in the olden days?^ Hank : So what was he (Baron Ünderbheit) like in the olden days?
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^ Hank: Yeah, I always thought Baron Ünderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.
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.Pete White: Well, except for the metal jaw, pretty much the same—total dick.^ Pete White : Well, except for the metal jaw, pretty much the same—total dick.
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(College, after Ünderbheit leaves)
Dr. Venture: Who cuts his hair, the Incredible Hulk?
.Pete White: What, did his walk into the barbershop and say, "what can you do to make me look more like Pete Rose?"^ The hidden work makes him look like Mr. He also reveals they have never slept together.
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.Mike Sorayama: Hey, what's wrong with his hair?^ Mike Sorayama: Hey, what's wrong with his hair?
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.I have, like, the same haircut.^ I have, like, the same haircut.
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Dr. Venture: Yeah, but you're Chinese, your people can't be blamed for what your hair does.
.Mike Sorayama: I'm Japanese, jerk-off.^ Mike Sorayama: I'm Japanese , jerk-off.
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But, ja, that's so true. At least I don't have his eyebrows.
Dr. Venture: You wanna see eyebrows, come to my Creative Writing class. .There's this kid, no joke, they're out to here, and the weirdness doesn't stop there.^ There has to be a way out of here.
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^ There's this kid, no joke, they're out to here , and the weirdness doesn't stop there.
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^ And there are no yetis freaking out on you or, like, putting you on a rocketship!
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.All he writes are these way-too-specific poems about monarch butterflies.^ All he writes are these way-too-specific poems about monarch butterflies.
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^ These aren't a bunch of fake pirates or dicks in rubber butterfly suits, we're talking about the United States Secret Service.
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^ The Monarch: You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting.
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Total closet case!
.Hank: (present) Okay, this is getting nuts.^ Hank: (present) Okay, this is getting nuts.
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.You're not gonna tell me that you went to college with the Monarch too!^ The Monarch: You're kidding me, right?
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^ You're not gonna tell me that you went to college with the Monarch too!
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^ Hank: (gives Brock a glass of raw eggs) When I'm through with you, you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
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.Where did you guys go, Super Crazy No-Way School?!^ Where did you guys go, Super Crazy No-Way School?!
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^ I wanna go with you guys!
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^ Dean : No wonder you guys are such super pals!
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Col. Gentleman: Careful Lad. .Those hands of his are strong enough to crush a boulder.^ Those hands of his are strong enough to crush a boulder.
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Yet delicate enough to crush a butterfly.

Brock: You made Leslie Cohen robots? Jeez.
Sorayama: Yeah, I think I did a pretty good job.
.Pete White: Sure, but why would you do that, fella?^ Why would you dress like that?
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^ Pete White : Sure, but why would you do that, fella?
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^ Hank Venture : Why would you do this?
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.Baron Underbheit: To have sex with, Pete.^ Baron Underbheit : To have sex with, Pete.
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I think that obvious. The man was obsessed with her in college
Rusty: So? .He was obsessed with Coco from Fame the year before.^ He was obsessed with Coco from Fame the year before.
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.Pete White: (on the radio): You're listening to the White Room.^ Pete White: (on the radio) : You're listening to the White Room.
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^ Pete White: What, did his walk into the barbershop and say, "what can you do to make me look more like Pete Rose?"
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^ Pete White : Think raisin, or better yet, you know when you're eating peanuts, and you crack one open and the little nut is all dark and crammed into one corner...
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.I'm your host, the evah-populah Pete White.^ I'm your host, the evah-populah Pete White.
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^ Pete White : Unless you're that guy from INXS and that's, like, your thing, the pain would be excruciating.
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.This next one's a dedication to Leslie Cohen from her little buddy Mike Sorayama.^ This next one's a dedication to Leslie Cohen from her little buddy Mike Sorayama.
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.And he writes "Leslie, I masturbate furiously to your picture every night.^ And he writes "Leslie, I masturbate furiously to your picture every night.
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Please notice me. Love, Mike."

Brock: You did this. .You did this, didn't you?^ You did this, didn't you?
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(he attempts to charge Ünderbheit, nearly strangling Venture)
Baron Ünderbheit: (sarcastically) As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. .You succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.^ You succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.
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^ Ted : [Upbeat] Clues to why I don't chain you to the back of my van and roadhaul you until you're nothing but a pelvis - wearing a belt !
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Dr. Orpheus: (grabbing Action Man's hands and concentrating for a moment) Two years, seventeen days.
Action Man: What?
Dr. Orpheus: From a stroke. GOOD DAY!

Col. Gentleman: Despite his racial handicap, Kano here is a crackerjack pilot.

.Pete White: Oh for Pete's -- for my sake!^ Pete White: Oh for Pete's -- for my sake!
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^ Pete White : Oh yeah, I know her type.
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^ Pete White : Oh, FYI, I issued some shares back when we needed cash for the Nintendo Wii.
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(Action Man farts)
.College Student: (after a brief pause) Dude, you beefed.^ (Action Man farts) College Student: (after a brief pause) Dude, you beefed.
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Dr. Venture: Oh, come on! .You're gonna kill me because I had fake sex on graph paper with a girl who barely spoke to you in real life?^ I'm gonna kill you with my cold.
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^ You're gonna kill me because I had fake sex on graph paper with a girl who barely spoke to you in real life?
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^ Hank: (gives Brock a glass of raw eggs) When I'm through with you, you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
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(the group looks at Sorayama's corpse)
Brock: Huh. .So he really did die.^ So he really did die.
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Dr. Venture: What, he programmed his robots to hate us too?
.Brock: (shrugs) I guess.^ Brock: (shrugs) I guess.
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.Venture: Well, that makes about as much sense as anything else today.^ Venture: Well, that makes about as much sense as anything else today.
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^ Doctor Venture: I just realized...that makes no sense.
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^ Venture, in a bid to make some much-needed money, opens up the compound as "Rusty's Day Camp for Boy Adventurers."
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.So what do you say we get out of here before he starts to stink?^ So what do you say we get out of here before he starts to stink?
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^ Do you have time to get that out for me before you run off to play Cowboys and Indians?
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^ You can find out more on the Solar Roads project here.
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.Brock: (in flashback, packing up his belongings and talking to a sullenly quiet Thaddeus Venture) Sorry, man, I don't know what came over me.^ Venture: You don't know that.
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^ Doc Venture: You don't know me.
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^ Brock: (in flashback, packing up his belongings and talking to a sullenly quiet Thaddeus Venture) Sorry, man, I don't know what came over me.
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.Anyway, they cut my scholarship, so I'm outta here.^ Anyway, they cut my scholarship, so I'm outta here.
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.Gonna join the army.^ Gonna join the army.
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(he pauses in the doorway, causing Venture to cower abjectly) Oh, yeah. Someone from, uhhh... ."Venture Industries" called while you were at the infirmary.^ "Venture Industries" called while you were at the infirmary.
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^ You've gone soft on me, Henry Allen So-Called-Venture!
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^ Venture : If I knew you could just call the police on him, I'd have done it years ago!
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Your dad died. Later.

The Trial of the Monarch

The Monarch is finally on trial, though it may be for a crime that he didn't actually commit.
.Statue of Olee Jemeema: Oooooh!^ Statue of Olee Jemeema : Oooooh!
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My arm came off! I can't believe that happened!

The .Monarch: While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless artifact, I was systematically feeding babies....^ The Monarch : While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless artifact, I was systematically feeding babies....
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^ Why are you wasting your time talking to the new meat?
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^ Random Guy: (snickering) The Monarch :Think this is funny huh, cause you so fuckin bad, i know your type.
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to hungry mutated puppies!

.Watch: Sovereign, many of our operatives are in place.^ Watch : Sovereign, many of our operatives are in place.
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We await your orders.
Sovereign: Good, Good... Let us proceed to stage five.
Watch: It shall be done.
.Watch: (turning to Ward) Great, way to make me look like a tool!^ Watch : (turning to Ward) Great, way to make me look like a tool!
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^ Pete White: What, did his walk into the barbershop and say, "what can you do to make me look more like Pete Rose?"
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^ Watch: He's what their kid would've looked like.
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.What are you doing back there?^ What are you doing back there?
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^ Venture: (outside the bathroom with robe and towel) Dean, what the hell are you doing in there?
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^ And right now, you need to walk back in there and do you God-given duty!
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Ward: Have you seen my juice-box?
.Watch: Oh, that was yours?^ Watch : Oh, that was yours?
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I thought that--
Ward: Great. Thanks. Why did I even bother putting my initials on it?

.Dean: Saliva is nature's glue.^ Dean : Saliva is nature's glue.
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.Hank: And raisins are nature's candy!^ Hank : And raisins are nature's candy!
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Dr. Orpheus: Do not be too hasty entering that room. .I had TACO BELL FOR LUNCH!!^ I had TACO BELL FOR LUNCH!!
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Expert witness, Dr. Byron Orpheus has arrived.
.Hank: (examining the bathroom door from which Orpheus emerged) The hair's gone!^ Hank : (examining the bathroom door from which Orpheus emerged) The hair's gone!
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A clue!
Dean: It was Dr. O the whole time. I wonder what that means?
Brock: It means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump. So... nice job. Case closed.

Dr. Venture: If I knew you could just call the police on him, I'd have done it years ago! .Because I'm no sissy, no sir.^ Because I'm no sissy, no sir.
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.I'd just pick up the phone and...^ I'd just pick up the phone and...
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."Officer, there's a man in a butterfly suit shooting my robot with a laser beam."^ "Officer, there's a man in a butterfly suit shooting my robot with a laser beam."
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.Brock: The police keep out of the way of the Guild for the most part.^ Brock : The police keep out of the way of the Guild for the most part.
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^ So it's up to Brock and a pantheon of history's greatest men to find another way out.
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.Who do you think supplied them with new cruisers last year?^ Who do you think supplied them with new cruisers last year?
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^ You were the ones who promoted him all these years.
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^ Maybe they’ll think you’re a three-year old with progeria and take pity on us!
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Dr. Venture: My tax dollars, for one.
Dean: Santa Claus, for two.

.Phantom Limb: Control, delay order.^ Phantom Limb : Control, delay order.
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We've lost full containment. .I repeat, delay order.^ I repeat, delay order.
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Watch: Copy on delay. We are on standby.
Ward: Knew it.
Watch: I thought you went to the can.
Ward: I did. I'm back.
Watch: That was, like, ten seconds ago. What, are you pissing in the corner?

Brock: No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild work is clean, professional. It's surgical with them. .In a way they're the only organization I still respect.^ In a way they're the only organization I still respect.
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^ You can tell which ones are the males because they're the only ones with tusks.
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.Hank: And they kill clean, don't let dames get in the way.^ Hank : And they kill clean, don't let dames get in the way.
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^ As for untwisting them, I don't know which way they spun.
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^ Don't let them pay for anything, and if you end up going to, like, a movie or something, you call me on the two-way, okay?
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.Brock: Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up?^ Brock : Rather you didn't, Hank.
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^ Brock : Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up?
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^ Brock : You're alright, Hank.
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I never see you read.
.Dean: It's weird, right?^ Dean : It's weird, right?
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.Brock: It's like he channels dead crazy people.^ Venture : Brock, I need dead people.
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^ Brock : You have sex with dead people?
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^ Brock : It's like he channels dead crazy people.
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Hank: You think it's a cry for help?

(Hank and Dean are saying 'Mech-Shiva' repeatedly in the background)
.The Monarch: Wait a minute!^ (Hank and Dean are saying 'Mech-Shiva' repeatedly in the background) The Monarch : Wait a minute!
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That's insane! .They're total liars.^ They're total liars.
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I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit, and when Hank said he wanted a piece of him, I was like 'Fine. .Whatever.', but Mecha-Shiva?^ Whatever.', but Mecha-Shiva?
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No way! They are so lying, I'm innocent!

.The Monarch: Well, Hank, what's it like to be a...^ The Monarch : Well, Hank, what's it like to be a...
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^ (Hank is looking at a list of supervillains in a Guild of Calamitous Intent handbook) The Monarch: Well, look under M, for (shakes fist, intimidating glare) MONARCH!!
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liar. Huh? .You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?^ You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?
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^ What I just got is that you're like a total jacked up freaky-deaky crazy pants!
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^ You, uh, like being a uh...
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.Tiny Attorney: Objection, your honor, leading.^ Tiny Attorney : Objection, your honor, leading.
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The Monarch: I'll rephrase that: Hank, are you a liar?
Hank: No sir, I don't think so.
.The Monarch: Yes you are!^ The Monarch : Yes you are!
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.Dean: You're the liar!^ Dean : You're the liar!
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^ Pirate Captain : You're not a very good liar, Dean, are you?
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^ Dean: I don't think pop thinks you're his archenemy.
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.The Monarch: And may I remind you, that I am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.^ The Monarch : And may I remind you, that I am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
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^ Whatever gets you off, man.
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^ (The Monarch during Sergeant Hatred's party game) The Monarch: You're a brainless failure and live entirely off your father's name and fortune!
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Dr. Orpheus: How sweet, a Bible. .Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual.^ Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual.
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^ Hunter : And don't sir me, damn you!
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^ Ted : [Upbeat] Clues to why I don't chain you to the back of my van and roadhaul you until you're nothing but a pelvis - wearing a belt !
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(he pulls out the Necronomicon. Dr. Venture slaps himself on the head)
Dr. Orpheus: Keep your fingers clear of its mouth, he's a nibbler.
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you ... whoever.
Dr. Orpheus: I SWEAR IT!
Tiny Attorney: Dr. Orpheus, could you tell the court what it is that you do? .You're a type of magician?^ You're a type of magician?
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Dr. Venture: Oooo, they have no idea what they're in for.
Dr. Orpheus: Well, if you must call me that, yes. But if you are after mere parlor tricks you will be sorely disappointed, for if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!
Dr. Venture: (imitating a lounge singer) Good night ladies and gentlemen, you've been a great crowd.

.Judge: You're on thin ice, but do you get off the ice?^ Judge : You're on thin ice, but do you get off the ice?
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^ (The Monarch during Sergeant Hatred's party game) The Monarch: You're a brainless failure and live entirely off your father's name and fortune!
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^ Hank: If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean.
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.No, you jump up and down like a lunatic having a..a conniption fit.^ No, you jump up and down like a lunatic having a..a conniption fit.
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^ And there are no yetis freaking out on you or, like, putting you on a rocketship!
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^ You're standing there in flames, and the only person who can put you out is me, because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!
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.Now if it was up to me, you'd have been in chains an hour ago.^ Now if it was up to me, you'd have been in chains an hour ago.
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^ (Brock is chained up, and talking to Hank through his communicator watch) Brock : After the twist, you'll hear a snap.
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^ You bought it now suck it up and stop crying.
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.But this is a trial by jury and it's up to your peers...^ But this is a trial by jury and it's up to your peers...
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The Monarch: Peers?
.Judge: (cont'd) ...to decide this.^ Judge : (cont'd) ...to decide this.
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The Monarch: PEERS?! .How dare you!^ How dare you!
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^ Lloyd Venture: How dare you, sir!
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That repulsive display of humanity out there? NO WAY! A list of my peers would read as follows: Flying Squid and Tigeriffic; Truckules; Lord Mostly-Magic; King Fantastic Outfit; Fee Waybill of the Tubes; SuicideGirl Teagan; Bill "Superfoot" Wallace; Happy-Go-Clucky and Swiss Misstery; Chaka Igloo; and my 8th grade earth science teacher Mr. Tringe! Oh... and .Bizarro Oscar Wilde as an alternate.^ Bizarro Oscar Wilde as an alternate.
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.The Monarch: This all started soon after 'The Flight of the Monarch' was published.^ The Monarch : This all started soon after 'The Flight of the Monarch' was published.
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A mean little tell-all-book filled with nothing but lies and pictures of also lies.
(flashback to The Monarch's floating cocoon)
The Monarch: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
#24: A book?
The Monarch: No, but you would think it was right? .You can read it like a book, here I'll show you: (reading) '...riffling through his pockets for change, the Monarch accidentally launches a sodium-pentathol tipped dart deep into his own thigh.^ Read on and we'll explore just how you can do that.
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.Upon hearing a girlish symphony of shrill wails, a waitress comes to his aid...'^ Upon hearing a girlish symphony of shrill wails, a waitress comes to his aid...'
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#24: Told you!
.#21: You told me he wouldn't find out.^ You told me he wouldn't find out.
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^ You can find out more on the Solar Roads project here.
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#24: .You're such a dick!^ You're such a dick!
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^ You're such a racist.
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.You put his face on the cover!^ You put his face on the cover!
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.The Monarch: (still reading) 'there she was subjected to a lecture concerning her weight problem and the evils of over...^ The Monarch: (still reading) 'there she was subjected to a lecture concerning her weight problem and the evils of over...
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^ While in Mexico, where Dr. Venture is giving a lecture, the Venture family crosses paths with The Monarch, who believes that they are there to foil his latest plan.
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plucking her eyebrows.' Oh, it's almost exactly like a book. There's even some pictures, here's one of me at Danceteria making out with Stiv Bators and Lydia Lunch. .(closes book) But this is not a book, this is a suicide note.^ But this is not a book, this is a suicide note.
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Good news! .The euthanasia will be carried out by me.^ The euthanasia will be carried out by me.
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The author has twenty minutes to seek my aid before I just KILL all of you. .You'll find me in my room...^ You'll find me in my room...
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^ Venture : No, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room in butterfly costumes.
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^ And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something, and she'll run into my room all scared and stuff.
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crying!

Dr. Girlfriend: (examining her old outfit during a flashback) What are these hard chunks?
.Phantom Limb: (momentarily panicked, then smoothly recovering) My...^ Phantom Limb: Oh yes, apart from 'Behold-the-Giant-Walking-Death-Ray' speech, the 'Welcome-To-Hell' speech is my favorite.
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^ My favorite part was when you (Phantom Limb) decided to kill the Venture family.
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^ Phantom Limb: (momentarily panicked, then smoothly recovering) My...
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tears.
The Monarch: (back in the courtroom, present day) Tears?? You have to be kidding me! .You know that sick deformed slob was...^ You know that sick deformed slob was...
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(shudders) You know he was pounding his invisible meat all over...
Dr. Venture: That's it! Objection! .Your honor, I have children listening to this potty talk!^ Your honor, I have children listening to this potty talk!
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Judge: Sustained. .I want that last bit stricken from the record.^ I want that last bit stricken from the record.
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(under his breath) And my mind.

.The Monarch: Okay, then who haven't you slept with?^ The Monarch : Okay, then who haven't you slept with?
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^ The fact that you slept with a guy who read The Secret You want the Secret?
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^ The Monarch : (to his new henchmen) Who gave you real guns?
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.I'm sure that's a shorter list.^ I'm sure that's a shorter list.
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Dr. Girlfriend: Oh you are insane!
The Monarch: I'm insane? I'm insane?! Look at these! .There's a picture of you in Monstroso's lap.^ There's a picture of you in Monstroso's lap.
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Dr. Girlfriend: That was a party. .Look at his lap, it's huge.^ Look at his lap, it's huge.
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.There's, like, five of us on it.^ There's, like, five of us on it.
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.The Monarch: Yeah, right.^ The Monarch : Yeah, right.
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.And here's one of you skinny-dipping with Jim Foetus!^ And here's one of you skinny-dipping with Jim Foetus !
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^ Here's one more free download site for you.
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Dr. Girlfriend: Let me see that, I don't remember...
.The Monarch: And there's a whole collage of you and Phantom Limb!^ The Monarch : And there's a whole collage of you and Phantom Limb!
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^ [To Phantom Limb] Where do you get off siccing your two stooges on me?!
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^ I'm not gonna sleep in the bed you pleasured Phantom Limb in.
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Dr. Girlfriend: All right, fine! .I used to work for him, so what?^ I used to work for him, so what?
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.The Monarch: Holy crap!^ The Monarch : Holy crap!
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(holds book sideways, unraveling a fold-out) Look at your costume! .What, did Frank Frazetta design it for you?!^ What, did Frank Frazetta design it for you?!
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It's tiny! .I can see your...dirty pillows!^ I can see your...dirty pillows!
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Dr. Girlfriend: I am leaving! .If you can't calm down, I'm leaving.^ If you can't calm down, I'm leaving.
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.The Monarch: You can't leave, I'm throwing you out!^ The Monarch : You can't leave, I'm throwing you out!
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^ Orpheus wordlessly approaches The Monarch, slaps him across the face, and magically sets his shoes on fire) The Monarch: (shocked, stamping out the fire) You dick!
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^ [The Arsenal turns out to be simply a crude collection of fan memorabilia] The Monarch : You fucking idiot!
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.Get out of my cocoon, you WHORE!!!^ Get out of my cocoon, you WHORE!!!
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^ Shall I make up the fold-out couch in my dad's old study for you, or, ahh, would you be more comfortable in the master suite?
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^ The Monarch: (quietly) Uhhhh, you wanna...see my escape cocoon?
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.Brock: This place is crawling with Strangers.^ Brock: This place is crawling with Strangers.
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.Hank: You can't expect to know everybody, Brock.^ Brock: Hey, you know what?
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^ Brock : Rather you didn't, Hank.
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^ Brock 1 : Oh, you know it.
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Tiny Attorney: So. .Mind readin'. Fascinatin' Could you read the mind of, for instance, the Monarch?^ Fascinatin' Could you read the mind of, for instance, the Monarch?
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^ Jonas's hand) Ah, you read my mind.
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^ Wow, it's like you were reading my mind.
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The Monarch: Objection: No way!
.Judge: Th-th-th-this is most unorthodox.^ Judge: Th-th-th-this is most unorthodox.
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Dr. Venture: Unorthodox? .The defendant's in a crown for God's sake!^ The defendant's in a crown for God's sake!
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.Tiny Attorney: I myself am growing from the torso of an inbred simpleton.^ Tiny Attorney: I myself am growing from the torso of an inbred simpleton.
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Dr. Orpheus: Hug me!
The Monarch: Fine. Whatever gets you off, man. .Just don't go for the reach-around, because The Monarch doesn't swing that way.^ Just don't go for the reach-around, because The Monarch doesn't swing that way.
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^ The Monarch: You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting.
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^ Don't let them pay for anything, and if you end up going to, like, a movie or something, you call me on the two-way, okay?
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.The Monarch: (drunkenly addressing a cop) Look, Officer Poncherello...^ The Monarch: (drunkenly addressing a big, muscular cop in a tight uniform) Look, Officer Poncherello...
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the second in command just left me. .So why don't you get your big, fat Tom of Finland ass back on your big gay bike and go home??^ Thank you for sharing your homes and stories with us.
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.This is none of your beeswax!!^ This is none of your beeswax!!
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Return to Spider-Skull Island

Dr. Venture is rushed to the hospital to have a tumor removed, but the boys mistake his ailment for a pregnancy and decide to run away. After the operation, strange things begin to happen, including the accidental deaths of Hank and Dean Venture.
The .Monarch: Look, you two, I'm dying in here.^ The Monarch: Ok you two.
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^ The Monarch : Look, you two, I'm dying in here.
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^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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Have you heard anything from Dr. Girlfriend?
.#21: We've been calling her every hour, and we keep getting her machine.^ We've been calling her every hour, and we keep getting her machine.
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The Monarch: Did you try the cellular phone?
.#24: Yeah, we followed your instructions to the letter.^ Yeah, we followed your instructions to the letter.
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It's just that...
The Monarch: Have you destroyed the giant cocoon headquarters?
#21: Not yet.
.The Monarch: Have you sent the charred remains of Wonderboy to his beloved Captain Sunshine?^ Captain Sunshine: What are you talking about?!
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^ The Monarch : Have you sent the charred remains of Wonderboy to his beloved Captain Sunshine?
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^ (Monarch is in Wonder Boy's costume which traumatize Captain Sunshine.
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#21: Yes.
The Monarch: Rewound and returned the director's cut of Working Girl?
#24: We tried, but..
The Monarch: Unleashed the herpes-smeared sexbots upon the traitorous members of the Guild?
#21: Yep.
.The Monarch: Filled Phantom Limb's garage with clingy, static-charged Stryrofoam packing peanuts?^ The Monarch : Filled Phantom Limb's garage with clingy, static-charged Stryrofoam packing peanuts?
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^ After their short honeymoon, the Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend are captured by the Guild to face questioning by the Council of Thirteen related to the traitor, Phantom Limb.
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^ The stage is set for a deadly, ultimate showdown between The Monarch and Phantom Limb for the hand of Dr. Girlfriend.
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#24: No.
.The Monarch: Sent apology letters to each of my sponsored Ugandan foster children?^ The Monarch : Sent apology letters to each of my sponsored Ugandan foster children?
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#21: Check!
The Monarch: Have you... .KILLED THE VENTURE BROTHERS?!^ KILLED THE VENTURE BROTHERS?!
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.Dean: I'll be sleeping in a room right next to Triana.^ Dean : I'll be sleeping in a room right next to Triana.
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^ Brock and Le Tuerer are battling in the next room, which Dr. Venture mistakes for Hank and Dean rough-housing Dr Venture: This is why daddy has to DRINK to RELAX , boys!
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.And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something, and she'll run into my room all scared and stuff.^ And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something, and she'll run into my room all scared and stuff.
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^ You'll find me in my room...
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^ Just let me get my stuff from the lab and I'll go.
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.And I'll be like, "Hush, my darling.^ And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something, and she'll run into my room all scared and stuff.
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^ And I'll be like, "Hush, my darling.
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.It's just ionized air molecules expanding."^ It's just ionized air molecules expanding."
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.And she'll be like, "Oh, hold me."^ And she'll be like, "Oh, hold me."
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And then I'll, like...
Hank: Dude! If we stay here, that means that we'll be Dr. Orpheus's kids. .And that means Triana will be your sister.^ And that means Triana will be your sister.
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.And that means you two will have extra-retard babies.^ And that means you two will have extra-retard babies.
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Dr. Orpheus: Pumpkin, get me my cloak!
Triana Orpheus: Why don't you wear the ...
Dr. Orpheus: Oh fine. GET ME MY BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Waitress: What can I get you?
Dr. Orpheus: Well, you see, I made this purchase of a homeboy from your vending machine.

Dr. Orpheus: Consider this your final warning. .You do not know the risk you are taking.^ You do not know the risk you are taking.
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^ You know I take my duty quite seriously.
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^ Triana Orpheus: Dad, I can take care of myself, you know.
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.For a whisper from my lips can open your mind to a world of arcane tortures!^ Orpheus : A mere whisper from my Lips could open your minds to a World of ARCANE TORTURES! Ignorant Redneck: Ffffff...faggit.
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^ For a whisper from my lips can open your mind to a world of arcane tortures!
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The Monarch:you're probably wondering why your here,YOUR HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE FUCKED UP TOO MANY TIMES!
The Monarch: You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!
Random Guy: (snickering)
.The Monarch:Think this is funny huh, cause you so fuckin bad, i know your type.^ Do you know what to do if your mobile is stolen?
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."oh i'll just put on a costume and rip off the neighborhood kids",next thing you know you have a jet shaped like a skull with laser's on the front.^ You know what I'll do to you if you do.
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^ Brock 1 : Oh, you know it.
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^ You know, it took me a minute, but I just got it.
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.Random Guy: This is totally gay.^ Random Guy: This is totally gay.
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The Monarch: What?! .You think this is gay, huh?^ You think this is gay, huh?
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^ Random Guy: (snickering) The Monarch :Think this is funny huh, cause you so fuckin bad, i know your type.
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^ Venture: (annoyed) Oh, so you think you're a big man now, huh?
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.Is that what you said, you scrawny piece of shit?^ Is that what you said, you scrawny piece of shit?
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^ Krampus] Comin' in MY HOUSE, ON CHRISTMAS! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, YOU CHRISTMAS PIECE OF SHIT?!
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.Oh, this isn't gay!^ Oh, this isn't gay!
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But King Gorilla over there is, and I'll bet he can't wait to break off a piece of your dick in his ass! (King Gorilla makes kissing lips)
.The Monarch: You - get up!^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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^ (King Gorilla makes kissing lips) The Monarch : You - get up!
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^ The Monarch: Below you swims the dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!
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.I SAID GET THE FUCK UP! What's your name?^ I SAID GET THE FUCK UP! What's your name?
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Dean: Dean Ven...
The Monarch: YOUR NAME IS BITCH! And I own you. .YOU'RE PROPERTY! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame - King Gorilla, you got a cigarette?^ You're just having fun with your hands, aren't you?
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^ You will be having sex!
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^ King Gorilla : You and your Guild can go screw.
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There, I just sold you for a cigarette, and I don't smoke! (pause) Holy shit, you're Dean fucking Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back, here's your cigarette.
.King Gorilla: Fuck you, gimme a dollar!^ King Gorilla : Fuck you, gimme a dollar!
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^ (King Gorilla makes kissing lips) The Monarch : You - get up!
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^ King Gorilla : You're built too much like a girl!
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.The Monarch: What are you boys doing in the bighouse?^ The Monarch : What are you boys doing in the bighouse?
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^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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Dean: Well, our dad had a baby, so we ran away.
.Hank: And then we got arrested for not speeding enough.^ Hank : And then we got arrested for not speeding enough.
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The Monarch: You shouldn't even be alive!
Dean: Huh?
.The Monarch: I put out a hit on you...super sorry.^ The Monarch : I put out a hit on you...super sorry.
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^ The Monarch : You can't leave, I'm throwing you out!
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^ Orpheus wordlessly approaches The Monarch, slaps him across the face, and magically sets his shoes on fire) The Monarch: (shocked, stamping out the fire) You dick!
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.But, you know, I'm in mother-fucking prison here.^ You know why you are here.
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^ But, you know, I'm in mother-fucking prison here.
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^ The Master: Look, Orpheus, I know why you're here, and I chose the form of Argos to teach you a little lesson.
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My life is fucked.

.The Monarch: You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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^ The Monarch : What are you boys doing in the bighouse?
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^ You're the fucking Boys from Brazil !
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.(Hank opens his mouth) I don't mean King Gorilla, Hank.^ (Hank opens his mouth) I don't mean King Gorilla, Hank.
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^ (Hank opens his mouth again) No, I'm not talking about Mecha-Mouth, Hank.
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I mean this place will chew you up and spit you out. (Hank opens his mouth again) No, I'm not talking about Mecha-Mouth, Hank.
Dean: (sighs) This was a big mistake.
The Monarch: Fuckin'-A right! .This is all wrong, you boys are the fucking Venture brothers.^ Venture : Were you roughhousing with your brother?
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^ And you're not a Venture Brother.
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^ Venture: I thought you handled all that.
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.You've had your little adventure, now go the hell home.^ You've had your little adventure, now go the hell home.
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^ Venture: (dismissively) Well, that's why you have your little ska band there, to keep the oddballs in costumes from raising Cain.
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^ (Brock, Hank, Dean, and Dr. Venture are hanging over the Amazon River) Brock: Take your time, Monarch, because the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
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.Hank: Fuck that shit!^ Hank : Fuck that shit!
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Dean: Hank Venture! What is wrong with you!? .You're changing into an extra-bad person!^ You're changing into an extra-bad person!
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^ You're standing there in flames, and the only person who can put you out is me, because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!
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.Do you even know how many baby angels you just killed by saying that?!^ How many text messages do you get every day?
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^ How many text messages do you send every day?
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^ Read on and we'll explore just how you can do that.
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.Hank: Oh by glory!^ Hank : Oh by glory!
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.You're right!^ You're kiddin' right?
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^ You're right!
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^ Venture : You're kidding, right?
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What's happening to us. We searched for freedom, and it landed us in jail.
.Dean: I bet dad's worried sick.^ Dean : I bet dad's worried sick.
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And Brock. He loves ya, Hank, I just know it.
.The Monarch: Oh, this is just gay.^ The Monarch : Oh, this is just gay.
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Look, I gotta get back to yelling at regular kids, alright?

Dr. Venture: What else do you want? .Do you want Dean?^ Do you want Dean?
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^ Venture : Dean, I don't want you hanging around with Triana Orpheus any more.
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.You could have Dean.^ You could have Dean.
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.He could carry you around on his back, like Master Blaster.^ He could carry you around on his back, like Master Blaster.
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^ Brock : Look, I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney, I mean you could bleed to death in like four hours, but uh...
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^ Myra : How could you just leave like that without telling me where you're going?
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.Waitress: What'll it be, sugar?^ Waitress : What'll it be, sugar?
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Dr. Orpheus: Your sugar flask appears to be filled. Yet your concern is noted; now please, step to the side.

Dr. Orpheus: A mere whisper from my Lips could open your minds to a World of ARCANE TORTURES!
Ignorant Redneck: Ffffff...faggit.

Dr. Orpheus: Don't touch that. For within that Homeboy figurine reside the souls of TWO FOULMOUTHED REDNECKS!!!

(after the boys have been shot to death)
Dr. Venture: All right... get their clothes.

Doctor: Sorry, medical personnel only.
.Brock: I go where he goes.^ Brock: I go where he goes.
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Doctor: Oh... you must be his "partner" then?
.Brock: No, it's more like I work for him...WAIT A MINUTE - NO!!^ (Brock confers with Hunter Gathers, now a post-op tranny working at a strip club) Brock: (to Doc) I'll only be a minute.
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^ Brock: No, it's more like I work for him...WAIT A MINUTE - NO!!
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^ Brock: I liked him better when he was strung out.
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Dr. Venture: What would I do without you?
Brock: (nonchalantly) You'd be dead.

Dr. Venture: (sarcastically) I want a second opinion! Oh, wait, I'm a doctor! I can give myself one! .You suck, and I'm leaving!^ You suck, and I'm leaving!
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.Random Guy: This is totally gay.^ Random Guy: This is totally gay.
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The Monarch: What'd you say? .You think this is gay, huh?^ You think this is gay, huh?
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^ Random Guy: (snickering) The Monarch :Think this is funny huh, cause you so fuckin bad, i know your type.
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^ Venture: (annoyed) Oh, so you think you're a big man now, huh?
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.Is that what you said, you scrawny piece of shit?^ Is that what you said, you scrawny piece of shit?
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^ Krampus] Comin' in MY HOUSE, ON CHRISTMAS! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, YOU CHRISTMAS PIECE OF SHIT?!
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.Oh, this isn't gay!^ Oh, this isn't gay!
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But King Gorilla over there is, and I'll bet he can't wait to break off a piece of your dick in his ass! (King Gorilla makes kissing lips)

Season 2

Powerless in the Face of Death

.Life goes on after the tragic deaths of Hank and Dean in this Season Two opener.^ Life goes on after the tragic deaths of Hank and Dean in this Season Two opener.
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^ After the operation, strange things begin to happen, including the accidental deaths of Hank and Dean Venture.
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^ Venture throws a Christmas party for many of his friends, but the party goes awry when Dean and Hank find Dr. Orpheus's spell book.
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Meanwhile, the Monarch deals with life "inside."

.Jonas Venture Jr.: But we're the Venture Brothers!^ Jonas Venture Jr: Oh.
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^ We're the Venture Brothers !
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^ Jonas Venture Jr: So who handles the good guys?
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.Shouldn't we work Together?^ Shouldn't we work Together?
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Dr. Venture: Unh. .What does it take to get rid of you, you parasite?^ What does it take to get rid of you, you parasite?
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Tweezers and a match? .I gave you life, I gave you half my stuff, I gave you the X2 for God's sake, what more do you want?!^ I gave you life, I gave you half my stuff, I gave you the X2 for God's sake, what more do you want?!
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^ Oh my God, you're crazy!
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^ Watch: Oh my god, when you were a kid, did you ever make G.I. Joe hump Rainbow Brite ?
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My blood? Here! Take it! .Take my blood!^ Take my blood!
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.[bends over, pointing his rear towards Jonas Jr.] or better yet, Just climb right on back inside me!^ Jonas Jr. Just climb right on back inside me!
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[pats rear] Go on! .Jump back in there!^ Jump back in there!
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Come on!
.Jonas Venture Jr.: [sighs] Fine.^ Jonas Venture Jr: Oh.
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^ Jonas Venture Jr: So who handles the good guys?
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^ Jonas Venture Jr. Yours, mine.
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Never mind. .Just let me get my stuff from the lab and I'll go.^ Just let me get my red phone!
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^ Just let me get my stuff from the lab and I'll go.
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^ Well, you did better than Hank did, but let's just say you'll have to do awfully well on the physical portion.
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Dr. Venture: 'The lab'? Try my lab.
Jonas Venture Jr.: Yours, mine. what does it matter? .We're the Venture Brothers!^ We're the Venture Brothers !
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^ Jonas Venture Jr. But we're the Venture Brothers !
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^ And you're not a Venture Brother.
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Dr. Venture: Oh, wow, you're so generous with my things.

.Young Hector: This Aztec calendar says today is your lucky day!^ Young Hector : This Aztec calendar says today is your lucky day!
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.Swifty: (Mumbling) I used to be pretty.^ Swifty : (Mumbling) I used to be pretty.
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.Yeah but not no more, look at my nose...^ Yeah but not no more, look at my nose...
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The Monarch: Hey! Hey! Are you raping me?!
.King Gorilla: No...^ King Gorilla : No...
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well, I was gonna.
The Monarch: Gonna?! What the fuck, King?!
.King Gorilla: I couldn't get it up.^ King Gorilla : I couldn't get it up.
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^ (King Gorilla makes kissing lips) The Monarch : You - get up!
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.The Monarch: AGH! [Holds hands to ears] Lalalalalalala...^ The Monarch : AAGH! [Puts hands back to ears as he leaves the cell] Lalalalalalala...
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^ The Monarch : AGH! [Holds hands to ears] Lalalalalalala...
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.King Gorilla: You're built too much like a girl!^ King Gorilla : You're built too much like a girl!
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^ (King Gorilla makes kissing lips) The Monarch : You - get up!
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^ The Monarch: Tell him you're going out with the girls tonight or something, I don't care!
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I couldn't get into it.
.The Monarch: [stops 'la' -ing] What...^ The Monarch : [stops 'la' -ing] What...
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What a... this isn't even my cell! .What'd you do, take me to your place?^ What'd you do, take me to your place?
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^ (Doctor Venture puts up his dukes and steps menacingly close to Hank) Dr. Venture: Think you can take your old dad, huh?
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^ Run to a place where your father won't make you get in a fight with a venus flytrap that walks and, with a gun!
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.King Gorilla: Well I got porn here...^ King Gorilla : Well I got porn here...
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it helps.
.The Monarch: AAGH! [Puts hands back to ears as he leaves the cell] Lalalalalalala...^ The Monarch : AAGH! [Puts hands back to ears as he leaves the cell] Lalalalalalala...
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^ The Monarch : AGH! [Holds hands to ears] Lalalalalalala...
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Dr. Orpheus: But I am, by trade, a necromancer! .Do you know what that means?^ Do you know what that means?
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.Brock: You have sex with dead people?^ The Brock Samson you knew and were is dead.
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^ Brock : You have sex with dead people?
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^ Venture : Brock, I need dead people.
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Dr. Orpheus: phile! Necrophile!

Dr. Orpheus: (on whether he actually saw the boys) Saw them!? I made them a fucking MILKSHAKE!

.Brock: (asked to put the immature clones back into their "incubators") I hate touching them, they feel like giant Stretch Armstrongs.^ Brock: (asked to put the immature clones back into their "incubators") I hate touching them, they feel like giant Stretch Armstrongs.
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^ Brock : To prey on their fear, move like an animal, to feel the kill .
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Dr. Venture: Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.

Dr. Orpheus (talking to Triana about raising the dead): Don't worry pumpkin, daddy does this all the time! Evel Knievel, David Blaine, both daddy's clients. .As was Ronald Reagan, until he bounced a check.^ As was Ronald Reagan , until he bounced a check.
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Dr. Venture: [To Half-Formed Corpse] Hank! You are never to call your father a crumb-bum in front of company!

Dr. Orpheus: No shower for Byron Orpheus!

Dr. Orpheus: (to Triana) Now don't touch anything. You could accidentally make the cat huge...or something.

King Gorilla: You and your Guild can go screw. Ten years of payin' dues and what do they do to keep me out of here when I got caught!?!
.Phantom Limb: Oh, what could we do?^ Phantom Limb : Oh, what could we do?
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^ Phantom Limb: Oh yes, apart from 'Behold-the-Giant-Walking-Death-Ray' speech, the 'Welcome-To-Hell' speech is my favorite.
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^ Phantom Limb: Oh (bleep) ...
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You eviscerated and sodomized Vince Neil on national television.
.King Gorilla: Hey, I only sodomized half of him!^ King Gorilla : Hey, I only sodomized half of him!
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They wanted The Surreal Life, K.G. GAVE it to them!

Dr. Orpheus: Slow down. What about the zombies?
Dr. Venture: Oh, I call those "clone slugs" — grew those years ago from nail clippings, I think. .Anyway, after the slugs have been activated, that machine...^ Anyway, after the slugs have been activated, that machine...
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Dr. Orpheus: Purgatory.
Dr. Venture: Whatever. .That computer feeds all their nocturnally recorded memory synapses.^ That computer feeds all their nocturnally recorded memory synapses.
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Dr. Orpheus: Their memories, hopes, and dreams. Their immortal souls!
Dr. Venture: You're killing me with that crap; just let me finish. That computer feeds synaptic data to their incubation beds; that information is supplemented with basic knowledge that my dad recorded for me so I didn't have to go to school; and that is why I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24.
Dr. Orpheus: That is awful!
Dr. Venture: Well, you didn't see her. It was horrific.

Dr. Orpheus: Who is your grief counselor? Mother Teresa?

.The Monarch: Et tu, King Gorilla?^ (King Gorilla makes kissing lips) The Monarch : You - get up!
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^ The Monarch : Et tu, King Gorilla?
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Dr. Orpheus: Wait, perhaps you can help. From your helmet I can charge you have been here long enough--
.Buried-Soul Head1: Yes pilgrim, I, in life, was a personal guard to the great Caesar.^ From your helmet I can charge you have been here long enough-- Buried-Soul Head1 : Yes pilgrim, I, in life, was a personal guard to the great Caesar.
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^ Buried-Soul Head1 : Oh tell everyone why don't ya-- Buried-Soul Head2 : Everybody knows.
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.Buried-Soul Head2: Nuh uh.^ Buried-Soul Head2 : Nuh uh.
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^ Buried-Soul Head1 : Oh tell everyone why don't ya-- Buried-Soul Head2 : Everybody knows.
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Liar. .You choked on a popsicle stick at a Halloween party.^ You choked on a popsicle stick at a Halloween party.
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Buried-Soul Head1: Oh tell everyone why don't ya--
Buried-Soul Head2: Everybody knows. .Why do ya think you're in hell?^ You think you're good enough?
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^ Action Johnny : I think you know why we're here.
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^ Why, you're a walking wire!
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.'Cause ya fuckin lie.^ 'Cause ya fuckin lie.
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[Dr. Orpheus is standing in a ring of candles with a shovel]
.Triana: ...What're you doing?^ Brock : What're you doing here?
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^ Triana : ...What're you doing?
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^ Look what you're doing to your poor brother.
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Dr. Orpheus: I like digging. .Can't a man walk through his house with a shovel without an inquisition?^ Can't a man walk through his house with a shovel without an inquisition?
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Hate Floats

.Things return to normal in the lives of the Ventures.^ Things return to normal in the lives of the Ventures.
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The Monarch confronts Dr. Girlfriend in a mall food court while his new henchmen stumble upon the Venture family shopping.
.#21: Are you the bully of your school?^ Are you the bully of your school?
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Or the victim of bullying? .Do you watch movies about costumed heroes and think, "Wow, that guy's a pussy.^ Do you watch movies about costumed heroes and think, "Wow, that guy's a pussy.
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^ Random Guy: (snickering) The Monarch :Think this is funny huh, cause you so fuckin bad, i know your type.
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^ Venture : I mean, you get a bunch of short-fused, costumed idiots together in one room like this, and what do you think's gonna happen?
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I sure hope a much cooler bad guy kicks his ass."?
#24: (unconvincingly) Wow, it's like you were reading my mind.
#21: .I am not a mind reader, stranger.^ I am not a mind reader, stranger.
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.You, like so many others, are drawn to this sexy, action-packed lifestyle of the professional henchman.^ You, like so many others, are drawn to this sexy, action-packed lifestyle of the professional henchman.
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^ Action Johnny : How many you have fathers?
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^ Henchman 21: And he's all professional- Yeah, dude, you're a goner.
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#24: .But I could never be a henchman.^ But I could never be a henchman.
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I am just a normal guy who is between the age of 18 and 30. A loner who lacks ties to friends and family.
#21: .You, stranger, are the perfect candidate for costumed aggression.^ You, stranger, are the perfect candidate for costumed aggression.
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.Gang Member 1: Yo, fat boy.^ Gang Member 1 : Yo, fat boy.
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.You get to carry a piece?^ You get to carry a piece?
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#21: But of course. .Your standard Grade One henchman in service of the mighty Monarch is issued a dart gun and a grappling cannon to name only a few of the exciting accoutrements that will aid the henchman in his wonderous world of career henching.^ Your standard Grade One henchman in service of the mighty Monarch is issued a dart gun and a grappling cannon to name only a few of the exciting accoutrements that will aid the henchman in his wonderous world of career henching.
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^ The Monarch : Fear me, Theseus , for I AM THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR! [Disrobes, revealing a large minotaur tattoo on his back) This Cocoon has witnessed your sins, and she seeks vengeance!
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^ Of all others yours the only one that actually worked.
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.Gang Member 2: Hey, what kind of ride we get?^ Gang Member 2 : Hey, what kind of ride we get?
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#21: .How does an enormous flying cocoon sound to you?^ How does an enormous flying cocoon sound to you?
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^ [A Sullustan summoned by the Order of the Triad is flying them to the Monarch's cocoon in the X-1] Alchemist : I can't help you not save the Ventures from the kiddy seat.
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#24: .Wow, a flying cocoon.^ Wow, a flying cocoon.
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.I can already feel my life getting better!^ I can already feel my life getting better!
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^ What kind of fucked-up planet are you from, where you think showing up as my dead fucking father is supposed to make me feel any better?!
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.Dean: I look like Santa's magic janitor.^ Dean : I look like Santa's magic janitor.
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^ Dean: Brock looks like hell.
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^ Dean : Looks more like he's gonna eat eggs and crap....eggs.
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.Dean: Don't say it.^ Dean : Don't say it.
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Hank: You look like the Mayor of Candy Land.

The Monarch: SHIT! Mall cops! Henchmen, retreat!

#21: We were following orders! .You can't yell at us for following orders.^ Or kill us for following orders.
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^ You can't yell at us for following orders.
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#24: .Or kill us for following orders.^ Or kill us for following orders.
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^ You can't yell at us for following orders.
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#21: .Henchman 28! Front and center!^ Kevin Moppet: Henchman #2, front and center!
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#28: .You want me, you roll your big ass over here.^ You want me, you roll your big ass over here.
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^ So if you want to get new ringtones, buzz your friends.
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^ Z : Big, tough guy when you have your little friends with you, aren't you?
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.And I done told you, my name is Number One!^ And I done told you, my name is Number One !
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^ Told you she would dig my Batman suit, but NO! .
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^ The Monarch: You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting.
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.The Monarch: There's just so many buttons...^ The Monarch : There's just so many buttons...
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^ The Monarch: You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting.
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so... so many buttons!

Phantom Limb: I have removed the bullet. .And three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, a twisted paperclip, and a meager handful of buckshot.^ And three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, a twisted paperclip, and a meager handful of buckshot.
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.You may want to learn how to duck.^ You may want to learn how to duck.
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^ (A trap door beneath the bed opens, sending the Prostitute down) The Monarch : How much do you want to live?!
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.Brock: Not even a scar?^ Brock: Not even a scar?
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.Did you look around the nipple, or belly button?^ Did you look around the nipple, or belly button?
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^ Pete White: What, did his walk into the barbershop and say, "what can you do to make me look more like Pete Rose?"
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Sometimes they- they put 'em in through there.
Phantom Limb: Look, she is all woman. .I have explored every supple inch of her and have found nothing but nectar.^ I have explored every supple inch of her and have found nothing but nectar.
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.Brock: All right, fine.^ Brock: All right, fine.
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^ Girlfriend : All right, fine!
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^ Brock : All right, look, you are not gonna- Guild Stranger : Then could you sing to me?
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.Maybe the Monarch's just better equipped.^ Maybe the Monarch's just better equipped.
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.Phantom Limb: [Referring to their Firearms] You are strapping on an ultra-light gyropack.^ Phantom Limb: [Referring to their Firearms] You are strapping on an ultra-light gyropack.
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^ [To Phantom Limb] Where do you get off siccing your two stooges on me?!
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^ I'm not gonna sleep in the bed you pleasured Phantom Limb in.
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They are only issued to top ranking Guild officials.
.Brock: No, I mean better...^ Brock: No, I mean better...
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^ He silently gives Brock a complex series of commando-style code gestures) Brock : (amused) You have no idea what that means, do you?
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equipped.
.Phantom Limb: She was kidnapped, alright?!^ Phantom Limb: So it's okay for you to kidnap her, but when I do it I'm a Loser !
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^ Phantom Limb: She was kidnapped, alright?!
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Kid. Napped.
Brock: Ehh, I'm just sayin'.

#24: .Gentlemen, choose your weapons.^ Gentlemen, choose your weapons.
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#24: Is this them?
#21: 'Are these they.'
#24: Who talks like that?
.The Monarch: Let me through, I'm the leader here, I'll distribute the...^ You can read it like a book, here I'll show you: (reading) '...riffling through his pockets for change, the Monarch accidentally launches a sodium-pentathol tipped dart deep into his own thigh.
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^ The Monarch: Let me through, I'm the leader here, I'll distribute the...
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wha. (uneasy pause) Are these they?
[The Arsenal turns out to be simply a crude collection of fan memorabilia]
.The Monarch: You fucking idiot!^ [The Arsenal turns out to be simply a crude collection of fan memorabilia] The Monarch : You fucking idiot!
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^ The Monarch : You boys don't wanna end up in here, this place is full of fucking animals.
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.What the hell are we supposed to do with this crap?^ What the hell are we supposed to do with this crap?
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.Make them laugh so hard they blow malt liquor out of their noses?^ Make them laugh so hard they blow malt liquor out of their noses?
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Dr. Venture: No, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room in butterfly costumes.
.The Monarch: Oh, ha ha ha.^ The Monarch : Oh, ha ha ha.
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.Nice onesie, dick.^ Nice onesie, dick.
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Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopie?
#24: Whoa!! Snap! No he didn't!
Dr. Venture: This is a speed-suit, mister, not a onesie!
The Monarch: Fine. .Maybe they’ll think you’re a three-year old with progeria and take pity on us!^ Hey, maybe he'll surprise us!
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^ I think they're in some kind of...
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^ You think you're good enough?
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Dr. Venture: What am I supposed to do with these, tell their fortunes?
#21: They are Magic: The Gathering cards, not Tarot cards. You can toss them at their heads. .Well, you catch a corner with one of those and they'll know what hit them.^ Then you know what they did?
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^ Well, you catch a corner with one of those and they'll know what hit them.
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^ If they walk over you, you will be hit.
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Dean: Mommy, how do you know where to go?
Dr. Girlfriend: I'm not your mommy! .And I put a tracer on the Monarch when we were first dating- HANK, take this right!^ And I put a tracer on the Monarch when we were first dating- HANK, take this right!
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^ (Doctor Venture puts up his dukes and steps menacingly close to Hank) Dr. Venture: Think you can take your old dad, huh?
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Hank: I'm driving! I'm a driver!
Dean & Dr. Girlfriend: (in unison) We know!
Dr. Girlfriend: Yeah, tracer. You do stuff like that when you date super villains.
.Dean: Where'd you put it?^ Dean: Where'd you put it?
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Is it in his brain? Or is it like a secret tracer tooth?
Dr. Girlfriend: No, I hid it in my mouth and I jammed it up his- (smirking) Honey, like I said, you do some pretty strange things when you date super villains.

Phantom Limb: Oh yes, apart from 'Behold-the-Giant-Walking-Death-Ray' speech, the 'Welcome-To-Hell' speech is my favorite.

Phantom Limb: You told me you never put a tracer on another man!

Phantom Limb: [To Dr. Girlfriend] He's only a man...and no man can resist your charms.
Brock: Pfff...'No man'. I'm still looking for the scars on her.
[The Limb shoots him with a Tranquiliser Dart]
Phantom Limb: [Defensively] What? I'm a supervillain.

Hank: Who are all these people?
.Dean: Are they all mommy's other boyfriends?^ Dean : Are they all mommy's other boyfriends?
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Dr. Girlfriend: Stop calling me your fucking mommy!

.The Monarch: (to his new henchmen) Who gave you real guns?^ The Monarch : (to his new henchmen) Who gave you real guns?
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^ The Monarch : Okay, then who haven't you slept with?
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^ Who do you think supplied them with new cruisers last year?
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Assassinanny 911

When Brock is reactivated by the Office of Secret Intelligence to track down a rogue agent, he subcontracts his ex-girlfriend, the malevolent mercenary Molotov Cocktease, to protect the Venture Compound from enemies within and without.
.Brock: You Colonel Gathers?^ Brock : You Colonel Gathers?
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.Hunter: (sounding like Hunter S. Thompson) What!^ Hunter : (sounding like Hunter S. Thompson ) What!
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.Oh no you don't!^ Oh no you don't!
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^ Insect King (feigning chagrin): Oh no, you have learned my terrible secret!
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.(tackles Brock and sits on his chest, holding a knife to his throat) What do you want from me?^ Brock and sits on his chest, holding a knife to his throat) What do you want from me?
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^ (Brock sneaks up behind #24 and #21 in the bathroom stall and puts a knife to Number 24's throat) #21: Holy crap!
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^ Brock : (over the radio) You gotta try to hold on, Doc!
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.Who sent you, you bastard?^ Who sent you, you bastard?
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Brock: Personnel! .Special Agent-in-Training Brock Samson reporting for duty.^ Special Agent-in-Training Brock Samson reporting for duty.
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.Hunter: Don't you salute me, you bastard!^ Hunter : And don't sir me, damn you!
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^ Hunter : Don't you salute me, you bastard!
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(stabs Brock's hand with a knife)
Brock: Ow!
.Hunter: Leave that Little John-John crap back in Biloxi.^ Hunter : Leave that Little John-John crap back in Biloxi.
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^ Shore Leave : Oh, and Hunter, Wayland Flowers called, and he wants his Madam back.
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Brock: Yes sir!
.Hunter: And don't sir me, damn you!^ Hunter : And don't sir me, damn you!
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^ Hunter : Don't you salute me, you bastard!
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^ Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual.
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.You're not in the Marines anymore.^ You're not in the Marines anymore.
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This is intelligence. Start using it.
Brock: Okay, Colonel... uuh...
Hunter: Call me Hunter. Now let me get a good look at you. Good god! .They're making 'em big now a days.^ They're making 'em big now a days.
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^ Venture: (annoyed) Oh, so you think you're a big man now, huh?
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^ They're writing the script right now, supposedly.
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.Don't they know there's a gas crunch on?.^ Don't they know there's a gas crunch on?.
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^ Brock) Brock : I don't know, they just do that.
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^ As for untwisting them, I don't know which way they spun.
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Look at the size of you. (reads file) Samson, Brock. Born Omaha, Nebraska to a single mother. .Half Swedish, quarter Polish, quarter Winnebago.^ Half Swedish, quarter Polish, quarter Winnebago.
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.You lost your virginity at fourteen, have one brother and you enjoy Motocross.^ You may enjoy the contents of one of them.
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^ Venture : Were you roughhousing with your brother?
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^ You lost your virginity at fourteen, have one brother and you enjoy Motocross .
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.(burns file with cigarette) The Brock Samson you knew and were is dead.^ Brock : You have sex with dead people?
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^ The Brock Samson you knew and were is dead.
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^ Molotov Cocktease : You KILLED my FATHER! Brock Samson : After you killed my partner.
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.Happy birthday, Frankenstein!^ Happy birthday, Frankenstein !
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You're O.S.I.'s baby now. .Are you prepared to do whatever your country asks of you?^ Are you prepared to do whatever your country asks of you?
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^ Now go put on your Venture blues before I tell you how much you love Country & Western music!
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^ UN Guard: Sir I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your weapon.
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Brock: Yes.
.Hunter: Can you keep your head about you when you're confronted with mind-blowing weirdness at every turn?^ Hunter : Can you keep your head about you when you're confronted with mind-blowing weirdness at every turn?
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^ Hunter: And you're a tool, boy, a tool!
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^ If any of you have any fears about death, any second thoughts about that beautiful new wife of yours screwing every guy you hate because you left her a widow, now is your chance to leave.
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Brock: Yes!
Hunter: Are you ready for anything?
Brock: Yes!
.Hunter: (pause) Are you still ready for anything?^ Hunter : (pause) Are you still ready for anything?
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^ Hunter : Are you ready for anything?
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Brock: Yes!
Hunter: Wrong! .(smashes Brock across the knee with a metal pole) Lesson number one: trust no one.^ Brock across the knee with a metal pole) Lesson number one: trust no one.
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^ [The Groovy Gang are fleeing Venturestein when they run into Brock] Ted : NO! Another one!
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^ Usually, it would result in no change at number one.
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Minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them. Get up, damn you! .(throws Brock a jetpack) Strap 'er on kid, your training starts now.^ Brock a jetpack) Strap 'er on kid, your training starts now.
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^ Brock : Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
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^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
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.When I'm through with you, you'll be a member of the elite agency that's been thanklessly defending this big-ass country since the second American Revolution....^ When I'm through with you, you'll be a member of the elite agency that's been thanklessly defending this big-ass country since the second American Revolution....
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^ (Brock is chained up, and talking to Hank through his communicator watch) Brock : After the twist, you'll hear a snap.
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^ I'll walk you through the written portion.
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the invisible one. .Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence, Samson!^ You are in the Office of Secret Intelligence, you damn, dirty, crybaby FREAK! .
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^ Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence, Samson!
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Brock: So for the next couple of days, it's yours. .I'm trusting you to protect these people.^ I'm trusting you to protect these people.
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.Molotov Cocktease: (scornfully) From what?^ Molotov Cocktease : (scornfully) From what?
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.Bed bugs and tummy aches?^ Bed bugs and tummy aches?
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.Brock: Hey, you'd be surprised how many enemies Doctor Venture has.^ Brock: Hey, you know what?
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^ (Looking at Brock) How 'bout you?
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^ Doctor Venture : (chuckles) You like that?
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We get into some pretty hot situations here.
Dr. Venture: Brock, which of these looks better? .The velour or the Italian knit?^ The velour or the Italian knit?
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Oh, hello.
.Brock: Doc, this is Molotov Cocktease.^ Molotov Cocktease : You KILLED my FATHER! Brock Samson : After you killed my partner.
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^ Brock : Doc, this is Molotov Cocktease.
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I hired her to watch out for you guys while I'm on assignment.
Dr. Venture: Charmed. .Oh uh, and I got some iodine on this.^ Oh uh, and I got some iodine on this.
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.Do you have time to get that out for me before you run off to play Cowboys and Indians?^ Do you have time to get that out for me before you run off to play Cowboys and Indians?
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^ Do you- Brock: Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper.
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^ So what do you say we get out of here before he starts to stink?
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.Molotov Cocktease: Say the word and he's dead.^ Molotov Cocktease : Say the word and he's dead.
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.We could be in Monaco by midnight.^ We could be in Monaco by midnight.
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Dr. Venture: Ahh, pardon?
.Brock: Ah Doc, come here with me a second.^ Brock : Ah Doc, come here with me a second.
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Dr. Venture: Did you check her references?
Brock: Yeah.
Dr. Venture: Oh great, she's one of your hussies isn't she? You're putting my life in the hands of a hussy.
Brock: She's a mercenary not a... hussy.
Dr. Venture: Did you have... relations with her?
Brock: Ehhh, no, I didn't.
Dr. Venture: Hmm, well then Rusty calls dibs. God, she must jazzercise night and day.

(Hank waves to Molotov)
Hank: Hi! I'm Hank!
(Molotov exhales her cigarette smoke in his face)

.Brock: (sighs) You know, it's not costin' ya anything.^ Brock: [stops] Hank, seriously, you know when I get my license back I can kill you.
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^ Brock: Hey, you know what?
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^ Brock 1 : Oh, you know it.
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Dr. Venture: What is she, an intern? .She getting credit for this in Murder School?^ She getting credit for this in Murder School?
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.Brock: I worked out a trade.^ Brock : I worked out a trade.
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.You know how Russians are goofy for American jeans?^ You know how Russians are goofy for American jeans?
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^ How come we never get to see this all-knowing guy with you?
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^ Dean: Mommy, how do you know where to go?
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Well, I snagged a planeload of them the last time we were in Bolivia. (he opens a hatch on the X-1 and a "manaconda" slithers out, hissing)
Dean: Manaconda!
(Molotov jumps on the manaconda's back, drawing her sword)
Dr. Venture: Alright, she's nimble. .I'll grant you that.^ I'll grant you that.
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Can she finish the job?
Brock: Wait.
(Molotov slices the manaconda in half, releasing several baby manacondas)
Dean: Eww. Wo-manaconda.

Dr. Venture: Well, let's say we get you settled in. Shall I make up the fold-out couch in my dad's old study for you, or, ahh, would you be more comfortable in the master suite?
.Molotov: Get something straight, I am here only for a favor to that man whose feet you aren't even fit to kiss.^ Molotov : Get something straight, I am here only for a favor to that man whose feet you aren't even fit to kiss.
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^ So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?
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^ Brock: (sighing with disgust) This is just wrong, man, even for you.
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.I am not protecting your lives, I am saving his.^ I am not protecting your lives, I am saving his.
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.Because by the time he gets back, you will no longer need a baby sitter.^ Because by the time he gets back, you will no longer need a baby sitter.
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^ The Monarch : While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless artifact, I was systematically feeding babies....
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^ And right now, you need to walk back in there and do you God-given duty!
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.I'm going to turn you into men.^ I'm going to turn you into men.
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^ Venture : Dean, I'm going to turn around now, and you'd better be on fire.
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^ [Brock discovers a plastic surgeon is turning Hunter into a female, starting with enhanced breasts] Brock : Whu - What the Hell did you do to him?
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Dr. Orpheus: So easy to lose track of matters temporal in my vocation, Miss uhh...
Dr. Venture: Cocktease.
Dr. Orpheus: Oh, umm of course. How do you do?
Hank: Gee thanks for coming Dr. O., too bad you can't stay longer.
Dr. Orpheus: Well I don't really have to be anywhere.
Hank: (coldly) I said good day sir.
Dr. Venture: (to Molotov) Well, after that rigamarole I could use a night cap. Care to join me? I've been squirreling away a bottle of cooking sherry for a special occasion but, haha, heck this is cause enough to celebra... .(Molotov walks off) some other time then.^ At what other times should people turn off mobiles?
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Dr. Orpheus: No no, it sounds delightful. I'll get the glasses.

(Hank is removing posters from his wall)
Dean: What are you doing with Danica Patrick?
Hank: I'm over her, you want this?
.Dean: Nah, not my type.^ Dean : Nah, not my type.
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.Hank: Wanna keep the Fun-Tak at least?^ Hank : Wanna keep the Fun-Tak at least?
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(Dean shakes his head no)
.Dean: Whoa, not Mary Lou Retton too!^ (Dean shakes his head no) Dean : Whoa, not Mary Lou Retton too!
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What's going on with you?
.Hank: (sighs) Dean, Dean.^ Hank : (sighs) Dean, Dean.
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.I sometimes forget that you're younger than me.^ I sometimes forget that you're younger than me.
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Dean: By a lousy four minutes!
Hank: Then maybe in four minutes you'll understand. .It took a real woman to finally show me that these girls, fine atheletes and easy on the eye both, were but the mere crushes of a boy.^ It took a real woman to finally show me that these girls, fine atheletes and easy on the eye both, were but the mere crushes of a boy.
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.And you, my friend, are looking at....a man.^ And you, my friend, are looking at....a man.
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^ Here is where you are wrong, my friend.
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^ Girlfriend : Well, let me give you my card, I like your look.
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Dean: (gasps) You finally got 'em?
Hank: (covering his crotch) A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

.Dean: Why is my brother dressed like that?^ Why would you dress like that?
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^ Dean : Why is my brother dressed like that?
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^ President Breyer : Any of my secretarial staff, 'cept the one in the blue dress that smells like this!
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.Molotov: I didn't ask.^ Molotov : I didn't ask.
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.I just thought you two liked to dress like idiots.^ Why would you dress like that?
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^ I just thought you two liked to dress like idiots.
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^ Venture : I mean, you get a bunch of short-fused, costumed idiots together in one room like this, and what do you think's gonna happen?
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Dean: Hey!

Brock: (sigh) When do we get to do somethin'?
.Hunter: Stakeouts are 80% of the job, boyo.^ Hunter : Stakeouts are 80% of the job, boyo.
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.(Brock touches his fake moustache) Don't pull at that!^ (Brock touches his fake moustache) Don't pull at that!
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.A convincing cover is the other 20%.^ A convincing cover is the other 20%.
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Brock: (sigh) So. No women, no children —
Hunter: No women, no children. Them's rules. .Seperates us from the baddies.^ Seperates us from the baddies.
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.Brock: But what if she's an enemy agent?^ Brock : But what if she's an enemy agent?
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Hunter: Uh-uh.
Brock: An assassin?
Hunter: No.
Brock: Um... oh! .A double-agent assassin who just killed the President.^ A double-agent assassin who just killed the President.
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.Hunter: No sir.^ Hunter : No sir.
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.Non-lethal takedown only.^ Non-lethal takedown only.
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.President's not the president anyway, you know that.^ President's not the president anyway, you know that.
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Brock: Oh. Hey, how about, you know, uh... a lady Dracula?
.Hunter: You mean, le vampyr?^ Hunter : You mean, le vampyr ?
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Nosferatu?
Brock: Guess.
Hunter: Undead. .Not technically a woman in that regard, so you got no beef there.^ Not technically a woman in that regard, so you got no beef there.
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^ And there are no yetis freaking out on you or, like, putting you on a rocketship!
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Also, fictitious. (Brock lifts a baguette to his mouth) Don't eat that, it's C4!.

.Triana Orpheus: Hey, Dean.^ Triana Orpheus : Well, Dean...he's kinda cute.
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^ Triana Orpheus : Hey, Dean.
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^ Venture : Dean, I don't want you hanging around with Triana Orpheus any more.
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Dean: Triana! Thank god!
.Kim: (sarcastically) Nice bod.^ Kim : (sarcastically) Nice bod.
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.Dean: Thanks, I've been working out...^ Dean : Thanks, I've been working out...
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a lot.
.Triana: Hey, we came over to use the pool, is that cool?^ Triana : Hey, we came over to use the pool, is that cool?
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.Dean: No, it's not cool.^ Dean : No, it's not cool.
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Nothing is cool.
.Triana: You seem a little weird, are you guys ok?^ Triana : You seem a little weird, are you guys ok?
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^ Dean, you seem to be a little more on the ball here.
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^ Z : Big, tough guy when you have your little friends with you, aren't you?
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.Dean: (whispering) She's killing us.^ Dean: We have to stop her transformation before she kills us all!
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^ Dean : (whispering) She's killing us.
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.Dean: ...and Hank, I don't know what his deal is, it's like he's actually enjoying this.^ Dean : HANK, don't you have to go to the bathroom?
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^ Hank: If you don't knock it off with the wildlife cards already, you're going to be spying my foot up your wow-hole, Dean.
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^ Brock: Don't talk like that Hank, we're gonna find...
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Kim: The Scooby-Doo kid? Where'd he go?
Dean: He's swimming laps... uh oh. (Hank is unconscious at the bottom of the pool)

Dr. Venture: Listen, we kinda got off on the wrong foot, you and I, and I don't mean the one you just kicked my teeth in with, I mean earlier. So, fine. .If you're not interested in one hundred and thirty five pounds of grade A American come-and-get-it, I can respect that.^ If you're not interested in one hundred and thirty five pounds of grade A American come-and-get-it, I can respect that.
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^ Come on, you're kidding me!
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^ You're the guy who doesn't come back.
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.But, uh, we can at least be friends right?^ But, uh, we can at least be friends right?
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(Molotov smiles and shakes his hand) So tell me, friend, you might know this. .The whole Russian mail-order-bride deal on the Internet, is that on the up and up?^ The whole Russian mail-order-bride deal on the Internet, is that on the up and up?
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Molotov: (coldly) I wouldn't know.
Dr. Venture: Because those Chinese ones are a real racket. .The damn thing was already dead when the crate finally showed up!^ The damn thing was already dead when the crate finally showed up!
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^ What kind of fucked-up planet are you from, where you think showing up as my dead fucking father is supposed to make me feel any better?!
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(Hank has tongue-kissed Molotov while she performs CPR on him)
Molotov: Nyet! .Ew, milk breath.^ Ew, milk breath.
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Hank: Incredible.
Dean: Hank! .We've got big troubles.^ We've got big troubles.
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The Apaches are back!
Hank: What?
Dean: Look. .Tepee in your trunks!^ Tepee in your trunks!
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(Hanks gasps, the camera pans back to reveal his erection)
.Hank: My pants are haunted!^ My pants are haunted!
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^ (Hanks gasps, the camera pans back to reveal his erection) Hank : My pants are haunted!
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.My pants are haunted!^ My pants are haunted!
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^ (Hanks gasps, the camera pans back to reveal his erection) Hank : My pants are haunted!
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.Molotov: Do you want me, Hank?^ Molotov: Do you want me, Hank?
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^ Brock: Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank.
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^ Hank : I'm over her, you want this?
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Hank: Yes'm.
Molotov: Your father will never let us be together. .He's a big old doodyhead who wants me all to himself.^ He's a big old doodyhead who wants me all to himself.
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Hank: He's a jerk!
Molotov: Yes, Hank, he is. But what are you going to do about it? (she reveals her breasts, which are in fact duplicates of Hank's head)
Hank-head breast-beasts: Kill pop! Kill pop! Kill pop! You should totally kill pop.

Hank: Father...
Dr. Venture: Yes, Hank?
.Hank: I want to kill you...^ Brock: [stops] Hank, seriously, you know when I get my license back I can kill you.
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^ Well, the Village People called, AND THEY WANT YOU TO GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, YOU PRANCING BASTARD! .
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^ Hank: Na-ah, you don't have a license to kill anymore.
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Dr. Venture: That's nice. Play pirate somewhere else, boy. .Your father's busy.^ Your father's busy.
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^ Brock : No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm.
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Molotov: Hank, nyet!
Hank: Molotov... I want to... oh baby!!!

[Brock discovers a plastic surgeon is turning Hunter into a female, starting with enhanced breasts]
.Brock: Whu - What the Hell did you do to him?^ Brock: You did this.
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^ Brock : How long can you live if you're not hooked up to him?
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^ Doctor Venture: Brock, you speak crazy, do something about him.
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Plastic Surgeon: (German Accent) Only whad she azked me to!
Brock: This man was like a father to me!
.Plastic Surgeon: Well, zink of ziss woman as, like, a mother to jou.^ Plastic Surgeon : Well, zink of ziss woman as, like, a mother to jou.
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^ [Brock screams, picks him up by the collar and begins to slap him] Plastic Surgeon : Your mother!
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[Brock screams, picks him up by the collar and begins to slap him]
.Plastic Surgeon: Your mother!^ [Brock screams, picks him up by the collar and begins to slap him] Plastic Surgeon : Your mother!
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^ Plastic Surgeon : Well, zink of ziss woman as, like, a mother to jou.
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[Slap] Your father! [Slap] Your mother! .[Slap] Your father!^ [Slap] He-he's your muh-mother and your fuh-father...
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^ [Slap] Your father!
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[Slap] He-he's your muh-mother and your fuh-father... [Collapses into tears]

Brock: Where's Hank?
Dr. Venture: Up in his room. .Our little man is grounded.^ Our little man is grounded.
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Brock: What'd he do?
Dr. Venture: Get this, I'm working in the lab, right? .And Hank sleepwalks in, hauls off and smacks me in the head with a papier-mache sword, pees his pants and passes out.^ And Hank sleepwalks in, hauls off and smacks me in the head with a papier-mache sword, pees his pants and passes out.
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Brock: So, I didn't miss much?
Dr. Venture: Pfft. What's there to miss?

Escape to the House of Mummies Part II

.Team Venture find themselves trapped in the clutches of a bloodthirsty Egyptian cult and their time machine.^ Team Venture find themselves trapped in the clutches of a bloodthirsty Egyptian cult and their time machine.
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^ The Monarch finally (for like the fourth time) has Team Venture in his clutches at the one time he doesn’t want them – smack dab in the middle of the social event of the supervillain season.
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^ Meanwhile, the Monarch has hatched yet another plan to kill Dr. Venture, this time involving a nativity scene booby-trapped with C4 explosive.
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.Doc narrowly escapes and teams up with Master Billy Quizboy and Pete White, but promptly forgets to mount a rescue.^ Master Billy Quizboy : Hold the phone.
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^ Master Billy Quizboy : That's an excellent question.
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^ Doc narrowly escapes and teams up with Master Billy Quizboy and Pete White, but promptly forgets to mount a rescue.
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So it's up to Brock and a pantheon of history's greatest men to find another way out.
(Brock and Hank have just found Dean's disembodied head inside a small pyramid frame)
Brock: What happened?
Hank: Yeah Clarissa, explain it all
.Dean: That guy with the bird head, he has this mummy army, and one of the mummys has a magic scepter.^ Hank : Yeah Clarissa, explain it all Dean : That guy with the bird head, he has this mummy army, and one of the mummys has a magic scepter.
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^ Yeah, it was that big-headed guy that operated on your balls, Dean.
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.Don't move Hank, he's right behind you!^ Don't move Hank, he's right behind you!
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^ Hank: Na-ah, you don't have a license to kill anymore.
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^ Just look at you shmucks, I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever-- Hank: The piranha.
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Hank: What? Yep. .That's just Mummy-Mum-Muggy.^ That's just Mummy-Mum-Muggy.
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.He's a good mummy, Dean-o.^ He's a good mummy, Dean-o.
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Right? Muggy friend. .(scratches the mummy's chin) Muggy like his chin rubbed.^ Muggy like his chin rubbed.
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Who's a good mummy?
.Brock: Hank, get your brother's head and follow me.^ Brock : Hank, get your brother's head and follow me.
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^ Venture : Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.
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^ Brock : Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
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.There has to be a way out of here.^ There has to be a way out of here.
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^ There's even some pictures, here's one of me at Danceteria making out with Stiv Bators and Lydia Lunch .
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^ There's this kid, no joke, they're out to here , and the weirdness doesn't stop there.
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.Hank: Muggy might know!^ Hank : Muggy might know!
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.(continues scratching Muggy's chin) Tell us boy.^ Muggy's chin) Tell us boy.
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(Muggy's head, except for the lower jaw, falls off)
.Brock: This is getting stupid!^ (Muggy's head, except for the lower jaw, falls off) Brock : This is getting stupid!
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.Where the hell is your father?^ Where the hell is your father?
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.The Master: Orpheus, you are my best and brightest pupil, even if you do taste a little salty.^ The Master: Orpheus, you are my best and brightest pupil, even if you do taste a little salty.
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^ You and your two best men, me and my...men.
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^ The Master: Look, Orpheus, I know why you're here, and I chose the form of Argos to teach you a little lesson.
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.You're ready, Orpheus.^ You're ready, Orpheus.
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^ The Master: Look, Orpheus, I know why you're here, and I chose the form of Argos to teach you a little lesson.
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^ The Master : Oh, Orpheus, you’re going to love this, check me out..
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.Now get the hell out of this closet and go win that incredibly gay contest!^ Now get the hell out of this closet and go win that incredibly gay contest!
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^ You've had your little adventure, now go the hell home.
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Go! Go!

Osiris High Priest: Created by Tam, the self-created, from the same egg which emerged Ra, behold the Perfect Man, he who shall reign over all creation!
[Perfect Man is sucking his foot]
Dr. Venture: Very nice. .It seems he hates his own foot.^ It seems he hates his own foot.
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.Osiris High Priest: Oh, still?!^ Osiris High Priest : Oh, still?!
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^ Osiris High Priest: What kind of torture is that?
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^ Osiris High Priest: Wh-What the hell is voile?
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.He's been doing that all day!^ He's been doing that all day!
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Dr. Venture (to Dean, riding on The Perfect Man's back): Dean, stop riding the 'Perfect Man'. Brock has to kill him now.
Dean: Aww, can't we keep him?
.Hank: Yeah, dad!^ Hank : Yeah, dad!
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^ Hank: Yeah, I always thought Baron Ünderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.
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.We'll feed the Perfect Man, and take care of him, and clean up after him.^ I'll take care of these guys.
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^ We'll feed the Perfect Man, and take care of him, and clean up after him.
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^ Venture : Well that ought to take care of tha- Dean : Look, Brock still ain't done with him!
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Dr. Venture: No. He's an abomination. .Go ahead, Brock.^ Go ahead, Brock.
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^ Brock: (growls furiously) Go ahead.
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[Brock walks forward carrying a machete]

Osiris Priest: Give me the Hand of Osiris!
Dr. Venture: Give me head.
.Osiris Priest: You didn't just say that!^ Osiris Priest : You didn't just say that!
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^ Well, you did better than Hank did, but let's just say you'll have to do awfully well on the physical portion.
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^ Do you even know how many baby angels you just killed by saying that?!
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Dr. Venture: I absolutely did. .What are you gonna do about it?^ What are you gonna do about it?
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.Osiris Priest: (confused) I'm...^ Osiris Priest : (confused) I'm...
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about to kill your sons.
Dr. Venture: Join the club!

.Osiris Cultist: Ooohhh.^ Osiris Cultist : Ooohhh.
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.Fill the Jackal's head with OIL.^ Fill the Jackal's head with OIL .
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Now it makes sense. .At first I thought you said scalding hot voile.^ At first I thought you said scalding hot voile.
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Osiris High Priest: Wh-What the hell is voile?
.Osiris Cultist: It's a soft, sheer fabric.^ Osiris Cultist : It's a soft, sheer fabric.
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.I warmed some up in the dryer.^ I warmed some up in the dryer.
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.Osiris High Priest: What kind of torture is that?^ Osiris High Priest: What kind of torture is that?
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^ Osiris High Priest : Oh, still?!
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^ Osiris High Priest: Wh-What the hell is voile?
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Get out of here! .I'm serious, I don't even want to LOOK at you any more!^ I'm serious, I don't even want to LOOK at you any more!
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^ Pete White: What, did his walk into the barbershop and say, "what can you do to make me look more like Pete Rose?"
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^ Brock : Boys, you don't want to shoot me.
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Dr. Venture: Hank! Get off those spikes. It's not a ride.
Hank: Awwww.

.Brock: I gotta admit I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock.^ Brock : I gotta admit I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock.
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^ Brock: Well, I gotta admit for a disguise, it's pretty good.
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That thing is like a pumpkin!

Dr. Orpheus: (answering phone) Dr. Orpheus, master of mysticism.
Dr. Venture: Uh...Orpheus, it's your landlord. .We're trapped in a cliché.^ We're trapped in a cliché .
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.Use your fake impossible magic to get us out of here.^ Use your fake impossible magic to get us out of here.
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^ Ted : Patty, if God didn't want us to solve this mystery, he wouldn't have had us run out of gas here.
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^ So, if you could give us a lift out of here I figure we'd just call it squaresies.
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.Brock 1: (formulating a rescue plan) Hank, you and Caligula keep up the rear.^ Brock 1 : (formulating a rescue plan) Hank, you and Caligula keep up the rear.
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^ Brock: Just keep it up, Billy.
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^ Brock : Rather you didn't, Hank.
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.(Caligula moans happily and hugs Hank) On second thought, you and Freud should do it.^ Hank: You've thought about this.
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^ (Caligula moans happily and hugs Hank) On second thought, you and Freud should do it.
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^ Brock 1 : (formulating a rescue plan) Hank, you and Caligula keep up the rear.
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Caligula, you take the second wave alone. Ready Dean?
.Dean: (with the body of a mummy, riding on the back of the bucking 'Perfect Man' and holding two shotguns.^ Dean : (with the body of a mummy, riding on the back of the bucking 'Perfect Man' and holding two shotguns.
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^ Venture (to Dean, riding on The Perfect Man's back) : Dean, stop riding the 'Perfect Man'.
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)
Woah, steady, perfect man. Ready Brock!
.Brock 1: When the gates open me, Poe, and me, (pointing to himself from the past) rush in.^ Brock 1 : When the gates open me, Poe, and me, (pointing to himself from the past) rush in.
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You got that? (Poe gives the thumbs-up)
Brock 2: You're going to kill him when he shows up, aren't ya?
.Brock 1: Oh, you know it.^ Brock: Hey, you know what?
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^ Brock 1 : Oh, you know it.
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^ Brock : Wait a minute - I know you too.
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.Both Brocks: (raising their machetes) Charge!