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Weeds
Weeds title card.jpg
Season one title card
Format Comedy-drama, Dramedy
Created by Jenji Kohan
Starring Mary-Louise Parker
Elizabeth Perkins
Hunter Parrish
Alexander Gould
Allie Grant
with Justin Kirk
and Kevin Nealon
Opening theme "Little Boxes" (episodes 1-38 and 57)
No. of seasons 5
No. of episodes 63 (List of episodes)
Production
Running time 26 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel Showtime
Picture format 480i (SDTV),
1080i (HDTV)
Original run August 8, 2005 (2005-08-08) – present
External links
Official website
Weeds is an American comedy-drama television series created by Jenji Kohan, produced by Lionsgate Television for the Showtime network.
The show revolves around a newly widowed housewife (Mary-Louise Parker) from an affluent California suburb who becomes her neighborhood's marijuana dealer to make ends meet. The title is a play on words, referring to both the slang term for marijuana and the widow's weeds. It also plays on the tendency of American suburbs to grow quickly and pervasively, with the dwellings and their residents being almost as indistinguishable as weeds.
.Weeds currently comprises five seasons that began airing in August 2005. It was the highest rated series for Showtime in its first year; its fourth-season premiere attracted 1.3 million viewers to Showtime, the channel's highest-ever viewership; the season as a whole averaged 962,000 viewers.^ Diagnosis Murder: Many Happy Returns (1994)—First draft of second season premiere .
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[citation needed] Showtime renewed the show on July 18, 2008 for two more seasons of thirteen episodes each.[1] Season 5 premiered to 1.2 million viewers, with a rerun on the same night adding another 500,000 viewers for a cumulative 1.7 million.
Mary-Louise Parker won a Golden Globe for her performance on the show, and Jenji Kohan won a WGA award for her screenplay for the pilot episode. The show was nominated for a notable 19 Emmy Awards and 10 Golden Globes.
A version of this Wikipedia page served as the opening for episode 57 (season 5 episode 7) "Where the Sidewalk Ends".
.The final episode of the show's fifth season aired on August 31, 2009 and attracted 1.3 million viewers, up from last year's numbers which averaged 1 million.^ Entomology Last updated on Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 05:54 PM .
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The sixth season will premiere in 2010, according to Showtime.[3]
The show initially pokes fun at the bland monotony and superficiality of suburbia, although by season four it shifts focus. This is mirrored in the show's initial theme song "Little Boxes" and opening credits. Each week of the second and third season a different artist sings his or her version of the theme song.

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Production

Stevenson Ranch, California a filming location for Weeds.
The exteriors for the show were shot almost exclusively in Stevenson Ranch, a suburban area of Santa Clarita Valley, California. The shot of the large fountain and Agrestic sign seen in the introduction of Seasons 1-3 was shot at the corner of Stevenson Ranch Parkway and Holmes Place. The name 'Stevenson Ranch' was digitally replaced with 'Agrestic' and with 'Majestic' in later episodes.
The overhead, satellite picture displayed at the beginning of the show's introduction (Seasons 1-3) is of "Calabasas Hills", a gated community in Calabasas, California.[4]

Episodes

As of September 2009, 63 original episodes of Weeds have been produced and broadcast. .The first season began August 8, 2005 and consisted of 10 episodes.^ Missing: Season 1 Episode 10 "72 Hours to Kill" .
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.The 12 episodes of the second season began on August 14, 2006. The third season began on August 13, 2007 and at 15 episodes, was the longest.^ Missing: Season 1 Episode 14 "Basic Training" .
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.The fourth season began June 16, 2008, and the fifth season on June 8, 2009, both with 13 episodes.^ News/Gossip Programming Random Review June 16, 2009 .
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The sixth season, with 13 more episodes, is slated to air in 2010. Creator Jenji Kohan has written 15 of the episodes, including each season's premiere and finale.[citation needed]

Episode leaks

Weeds has a history of episodes leaking to the Internet. Creator Jenji Kohan has stated that she does not mind episodes being distributed on the internet in this way, saying, "Revenue aside, I don't expect to get rich on Weeds. I'm excited it's out there. Showtime is great, but it does have a limited audience."[5]
In 2006, before season 2 started airing on Showtime, the first few episodes were leaked online.[6] Before the third season began the first two episodes appeared online on July 22, 2007 (nearly a month before the August 13 premier date). The third episode appeared online on July 24, with the fourth appearing just three days later. The fourth episode was, however, an incomplete version–among other things, some dubbed lines were not complete (notably part of a voice mail message by U-Turn is spoken by a distinctly different actor, and a card simply reading "End Credits" was inserted instead of the actual credits. Due to the high quality of the leaked episodes, downloaders of the torrents speculated that they were leaked intentionally to garner interest in the show and to create internet buzz.[7] Episode leaks of other Showtime programs such as Californication and Dexter were seen as giving weight to this theory.[8]

Season summaries

Season 1

The series fictional Los Angeles, California suburb of Agrestic is home to Nancy Botwin, whose husband Judah died of a heart attack while jogging with their son, Shane.[9] Nancy's children Silas and Shane both attend Agrestic's public school system.
To support her upper middle class lifestyle, Nancy began dealing marijuana to her affluent neighbors and friends. Her supplier is Heylia James, a major distributor in Los Angeles' West Adams district whom she met through Heylia's nephew, Conrad.[10] After losing customers to a medical marijuana store, Nancy begins baking and selling pot-laced brownies. Acting on the advice of her accountant, city councilman Doug Wilson, she opens a retail bakery, stocked with Costco baked goods, as a front for her drug sales. Silas begins dating Megan, an attractive deaf girl at his school. Shane, troubled by his father's death, acts out, such as biting the foot of another child in a martial-arts tournament, and earns the nickname "Strange Botwin" from classmates.
Nancy's friend is a manic, image-obsessed, manipulative, and controlling Celia Hodes, who is the president of the Agrestic PTA. Celia does not get along with her cheating husband Dean; nor does she get along with her sexually active 15-year-old daughter, Quinn (Silas' previous girlfriend), whom she sends off to boarding school in Mexico after the pilot. Her younger daughter, 11-year-old Isabelle, is overweight and constantly the target of her mother's passive aggressive comments. She reveals late in the season that she is a lesbian, much to her mother's chagrin. Toward the end of the season, Celia is diagnosed with bilateral breast cancer. The brush with her own mortality softens her abrasive personality and leads her to treat her own daughter with more courtesy and respect. She quickly returns to form after her recovery however. Before her surgery, she picks up Conrad and has sex with him. Conrad is long-time friends with Andy Botwin, the younger brother of Nancy's late husband and the black sheep of the family. Andy says he has moved into the Botwin household to help Nancy out, but actually seems to be there to free-load, and to disrupt Nancy's life. When he is notified to report immediately for his previously-agreed-upon military service (where he will be trained and then sent to Iraq), or be sentenced to a military prison, he announces that he is studying to become a rabbi as a dodge to avoid his military obligation.
Nancy expands her distribution to Valley College, and is then harassed by a rival drug dealer, with whom she then has a brief sexual encounter. At Valley College, her entire stash of product is stolen by a campus security cop during a fake arrest, threatening the survival of her lifestyle and family. Unbeknownst to her, Conrad and some of his friends go to Valley College and attack and severely beat the campus cop, who then (to Nancy's surprise) politely returns her marijuana to her, apologizing profusely and offering to assist her and her business in any way he can. She then has a mutual attraction with Peter Scottson, the single father of the kid bitten by Shane in a karate tournament. The season closes with Conrad convincing Nancy to expand by becoming a grower as well as a dealer. However, implementing this plan hits complications in the last minutes of the season when, because of her mounting frustration and stress, she gives in and decides to sleep with Peter. Immediately afterward, she walks into his bathroom and finds out that he's apparently an agent with the federal DEA.

Season 2

The second season, while still comedic, has a much darker tone, as Nancy becomes increasingly involved in the more dangerous aspects of the drug "underground". Ignoring Heylia's advice, Nancy and Conrad start their own small-scale growing operation and eventually rent a suburban grow-house. She welcomes other people into her business, including her brother-in-law Andy and Doug. During this season, Peter Scottson tells Nancy he knows she is a drug dealer, but considers her too small time to be worth busting, and the two are married as part of a deal to legally protect Nancy from Peter testifying in a court of law. While Nancy's drug activities increase, Celia runs for, and wins, Doug's spot on the town council; mainly due to the incompetence of her estranged husband Dean, who forgets to file Doug's paperwork, leaving him off the ballot. She immediately launches a drug-free campaign across Agrestic complete with drug-free zone signs and surveillance cameras. Doug has a brief sexual affair with Celia, as they find a connection in their shared hatred for Dean.
Silas and Megan's relationship threatens to split apart once she leaves for college; he attempts to get her pregnant to circumvent this, but his success leads to an abortion and a violent confrontation with Megan's father, ending the relationship. Andy tries to develop a relationship with an attractive, sexually formidable instructor, Yael Hoffman, at his rabbinical school, which falls apart once he drops out due to an incident where a dog bites off two of his small toes, which he thinks will clear him from military duty.
As the season progresses, Nancy's children become more aware of her illegal activities, though the two sons deal with the issue in quite different ways. Shane continues to have problems fitting in at school, but ends up joining the debate team in order to get closer to Gretchen, who later ends up becoming Shane's girlfriend. Despite Shane's apparent interest in Gretchen, he breaks up with her because of his extreme interest in Andy's crazy ex-girlfriend, Kat. Silas, on the other hand, takes out his frustrations by committing acts of vandalism, most notably stealing Celia's drug-free zone signs and cameras.
Nancy and Conrad's drug business becomes a hit as Conrad's strain of plant (which Snoop Dogg dubs "MILFweed" during a happenstance meeting at a recording studio) pleases their customers; but their high profile causes trouble. Initially, Nancy's marriage to a DEA agent keeps her on top while her Armenian rivals are busted, but her marriage to Peter deteriorates as he pressures her to quit dealing. For Nancy, the final straw is when Peter comes over for dinner and manhandles Silas. Nancy calls Conrad and tells him that she doesn't love Peter but will string him along until the current harvest is done; Peter hears the conversation with wireless surveillance.
The season concludes with a complex series of betrayals, as Peter demands of Nancy and Conrad all of the cash from a quick sale of their crop. Secretly, Heylia hires Armenian mobsters to kill Peter as she believes Peter is planning to kill Conrad after the deal. Nancy's buyer, U-Turn (Page Kennedy), demands the entire crop of weed at gunpoint. Having just killed Peter, the Armenian mobsters arrive at the same time and expect the proceeds from the big sale to pay for their hit, but finding that U-Turn had decided to jack the weed and that there is no money, decide they will take the weed instead. Only then does Nancy discover that Silas has decided to force his way into the business by stealing the entire batch of weed and demanding to be part of the business. After hiding the batch in his car trunk, he is approached by Celia and a police officer for the theft of the drug-free zone signs and surveillance cameras, as Celia has footage of Silas stealing the last camera. This leaves Nancy at the grow house, in a Mexican standoff with both the gangsters and the mobsters pointing guns at her in a season-ending cliffhanger.

Season 3

The third season of Weeds begins with several subplots involving the fallout from the botched drug deal of the season two finale: Celia finds and destroys the entire harvest; U-Turn pays the mobsters to leave Nancy to him alone; Silas is arrested and sentenced to community service; in hiding, Sanjay (Maulik Pancholy), realizes he is gay but is forced by U-Turn to have sex with a woman, who then becomes pregnant with his child.
The first half of the season sees Nancy under immense pressure as she works for U-Turn in order to pay off her debt, valued as the entire worth of the destroyed harvest. She gets a legitimate job working for Sullivan Groff (Matthew Modine), a crooked developer of rival neighboring community Majestic, and soon after begins an intermittent sexual relationship with him, much to Celia's chagrin, as Groff had started a discrete romantic relationship with her. Conrad and Heylia start their own new growing operation, initially at the behest of U-Turn.
Silas begins selling pot for his mother using the alias Judah and meets Tara (Mary-Kate Olsen), a born-again Christian who enjoys smoking pot and helps him sell; Shane and Isabelle become outcasts at the heavily religious Majestic summer school and form a friendship, and Shane begins talking to his dead father as the stress on the family becomes too great.
As U-Turn begins training Nancy to become his drug runner, while simultaneously starting a war with rival Mexican dealers, his partner Marvin becomes jealous. When U-Turn has a heart attack, Marvin capitalizes on the situation by secretly suffocating him to death and becoming boss of their crew, but after Marvin botches an attempt to call a truce with the Mexicans Nancy takes advantage of the situation to clear all debts for her and Conrad and end the gang war.
Debt-free, but feeling lonely, Nancy attempts to befriend Peter's ex-wife Valerie. The friendship turns sour when Valerie demands the money from Peter's life-insurance payout. Nancy promises to give it to her, but has to first use most of it to replace the money Doug "borrowed" from the Agrestic treasury to help Nancy get back in business. Despite giving her several smaller payments, Valerie believes that Nancy will never give her her full due and that Peter had an off-the-books stash of cash of which Nancy knows the location, so she hires a private investigator to trail Nancy. The investigator finds out Nancy is a drug dealer and blackmails her to not tell Valerie or the DEA for most of the remaining life-insurance money, which Nancy pays after ensuring the investigator won't come after her again by blackmailing him for blackmailing her. Nancy confronts Valerie by telling her that she would have gotten the money although Nancy has no obligation to give it to her, and that she no longer has it anyway thanks to Valerie's investigator.
Meanwhile, the outlying Christian community of Majestic has been attempting a hostile takeover of Agrestic, with Doug leading the charge due to the large amount of money it will bring in. But Groff's gift to Celia leads to jealousy, and Doug begins sabotaging the Majestic city infrastructure, although it is already too late, as Celia brings it to a public referendum. Dean has a motorcycle accident, which forces Celia to take care of him against her will.
Heylia and Conrad are forced to move the growing operation and Nancy negotiates the use of Celia's off-the-books house in Majestic.
Andy has a brief excursion into the pornographic film industry, and later befriends a group of bikers while trying to score with one of its female members, who want him to start selling their weed.
Nancy turns to Guillermo (leader of the Mexican dealers) to get protection when the bikers threaten her family after she refuses to sell their low-quality ditch weed. Guillermo decides to burn down the biker's marijuana field, causing a huge fire which spreads to the Agrestic area. At the time, thermal cameras spot the grow house and the DEA moves in. Nancy, meanwhile, takes advantage of the fire and pours gasoline throughout her house and lights it with a match, ensuring that she and her family will be leaving and moving on.

Season 4

On November 5, 2007, Showtime ordered 13 new episodes for a fourth season of Weeds. .[11] The fourth season started on Monday, June 16, 2008 and concluded on Monday, September 15, 2008.[12] The season opener "Mother Thinks the Birds are After Her"[13] was the last episode with "Little Boxes" as the theme song.^ Missing: Season 2 Episode 05 "Last Stop" .
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^ Missing: Season 2 Episode 09 "Puzzle Box" .
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The opening credits of subsequent episodes, after a recap of previous episodes, begin with a video title card unique to each episode. For the second episode of the season, for example, a highway sign reads "Weeds", "Created By", and "Jenji Kohan" - the embedded text used for all title cards since the shows inception. Each title card also has a prop or part of the setting morphing into a marijuana leaf. In the highway sign example, a downward lane marker arrow becomes a slightly larger pot leaf.
Having lost her Agrestic grow house and her separate Agrestic house in fires, Nancy relocates her family to the fictional California town of Ren Mar near the San Diego/Tijuana border.[14] From Ren Mar, Guillermo tests her smuggling marijuana over the border by car. Celia, in jail due to her being the official lessee of Nancy's burnt down grow house and having been implicated by all the other people involved, bargains for her release by promising to spy on Nancy. Guillermo's men catch Celia spying, but Nancy convinces them to spare Celia's life. Andy begins a coyote business with Doug, who has moved to town to evade questions about Agrestic's finances. Unenthusiastic about moving to Detroit with her father Dean, Isabelle pesters her mother Celia until she agrees to let her live with her near the beach. Silas sets up a grow room in the rear of a gourmet cheese shop. The shop owner, an attractive 40-something mother very well aware that Silas is underage, further consummates their business partnership. When she reveals that she only wants a physical relationship, a heartbroken Silas spurns her. At his new school, the now thirteen-year-old Shane, unprovoked, attacks the most popular boy at school and acquires a fearsome reputation. This in turn attracts the attention of Simone and Harmony, two of the more "dangerous" girls at school with whom Shane loses his virginity in a threesome.
Guillermo's as-yet-unidentified boss sets up Nancy in a maternity store to launder money. Nancy finds a tunnel entry in the backroom of the store, but is told it is exclusively an endpoint for transporting marijuana from Tijuana. Nancy later learns that it is also facilitates smuggling other controlled substances as well as guns and apparently underage prostitutes. Shocked and troubled, Nancy informs DEA Captain Roy Till of the tunnel despite an ongoing sexual relationship with Guillermo's crime boss Esteban Reyes, who is also Mayor of Tijuana. The resulting DEA raid of the maternity shop ends with most of the Mexican drug runners under arrest after a shootout.
While working at Nancy's store, Celia's substance abuse disorder, escalated by easy availability of drugs from the back of the store, prompts Isabelle and Dean to stage an intervention. Celia embraces rehab and attempts to make amends to Isabelle and Dean, but Dean rejects her apology and instead insists that she apologizes directly to Quinn, Celia's oldest daughter who remains in Mexico after being banished to a boarding school during the pilot episode. Celia agrees to do so, but upon her arrival, a still angry Quinn has her drugged and kidnapped, intending to ransom her.
In the season finale, Esteban discovers that Nancy had alerted the DEA to his smuggling tunnel, and confronts Nancy, but he lets her live after she tells him that she is pregnant with his child, and that it's likely to be a boy. At home, Shane steals Silas' weed and, with the help of Simone and Harmony, begins selling it. Doug had fallen for an undocumented immigrant he names "Mermex" as she unsuccessfully tried to enter the US by beach. After much searching, Doug locates her and uses his coyote enterprise to get her into California. Rather than reward his efforts, Mermex is repelled by his unapologetic nature and his genital warts. She instead prefers his partner Andy, who has become a coyote folk legend known as "El Andy". A hurt and spiteful Doug turns Maria in to the immigration authorities. Realizing that his poverty means those pursuing him have nothing material to gain, Doug writes his separated wife daring her to take him to court. Andy wonders if he is in love with Nancy and questions why he has stayed with the family for so long.

Season 5

The Season 5 debut attracted 1.2 million viewers, with a rerun on the same night adding another 500,000 viewers for a cumulative 1.7 million.
After Nancy informs Esteban that she is pregnant, she is allowed to live. Nancy, panicking, sends Shane to live with her sister, Jill Price-Grey (Jennifer Jason Leigh), for his own safety. Esteban sends various bodyguards to follow Nancy. Silas draws up a new plan to start a legal medical marijuana business, which he then gets Nancy to fund. Celia is released from the hostage situation, and with nowhere to go, she ends up squatting in Nancy's garage. Andy suggests that they flee, as he has $180,000 from Judah's old bank accounts, and as the situation has become too dangerous, proposing Nancy to leave Esteban a note before leaving. Nancy instead leaves Andy a note informing him she has moved in with Esteban.
Six months later, Nancy is happily living with Esteban. Esteban proposes, and Nancy accepts. A woman named Pilar visits Esteban and they have a heated debate about his political career being affected by Nancy, after which Esteban calls off the engagement but promises it is only postponed. Nancy sees Cesar arranging a "birthing room" in Esteban's house, and realizes that Esteban plans for her to have the child without any official records or birth certificates. Shane reminds Nancy that this means he could take the baby to Mexico, and even have her killed, and no one would know the baby was hers, or that it even exists. Nancy recruits Andy to help her escape Esteban's house, and he takes Nancy to her obstetrician, Dr. Audra Kitson (Alanis Morissette), who takes her to the hospital and delivers the baby.
Esteban goes to Nancy's house to ask her to marry him again. A gangster walks up the path outside the Botwin house and attempts an assassination, but misses his target and the bullet hits Shane. Nancy confronts Cesar, who admits he was involved in the assassination attempt at the house in Ren Mar, which was organized by Pilar. He confirms that she was the intended target. Esteban is replaced as candidate for governor, but on Nancy's encouragement he decides to run for election independently. Celia and Dean begin selling the marijuana recovered from the raid of Silas and Doug's shop in a money-making scheme to sell Celia's unwanted cosmetics. Celia freezes out Dean from her business venture. Meanwhile Andy begins a relationship with Audra, Silas moves in to Esteban's house, and Nancy and Esteban get married at home. Nancy visits Guillermo in prison, requesting that he organize an assassination of Pilar. Esteban is arrested in Mexico for suspicion of conspiracy, racketeering and tax evasion. Nancy and Cesar go to get Esteban from jail, but they learn Esteban was released. They later see Esteban on television alongside Pilar running for governor. Andy announces that he is going to propose to Audra, with his mother's ring, previously given to Nancy by Judah.
Doug and Celia work out an agreement to make a team similar to Nancy's in previous seasons. Andy proposes marriage to Audra, but leaves her when her stalker confronts her. At a fundraiser, Pilar informs Nancy that she knows Nancy hired Guillermo to kill her and that Guillermo works for Pilar. Pilar threatens to kill Shane and Silas to enhance Esteban's campaign with a 'sympathy' vote. Shane then suddenly hits Pilar in the head with a croquet mallet. Pilar lands in the pool face-down, bleeding from the head.
The Weeds season 5 finale on Monday, August 31, 2009, averaged 1.3 million viewers, up versus last year’s finale that averaged 1 million.[2]

Cast and characters

The cast of Weeds during Season 2, Left to Right: Romany Malco, Tonye Patano, Mary-Louise Parker, Kevin Nealon, Elizabeth Perkins, and Justin Kirk. This image was also used for the Season 2 DVD box set.

Main characters

Nancy Botwin

Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) was a loving, all-American PTA soccer mom until her husband Judah suddenly died. To maintain the suburban lifestyle to which she was accustomed, Nancy enters the dangerous world of drug dealing. At the start, her regular clients include her accountant, her lawyer, and fellow suburban friends, but as she expands and fights for survival, she is confronted with the violent realities of her business as she jockeys against competitors, gangs, drug lords, and blackmail.

Celia Hodes

Celia Hodes (Elizabeth Perkins) is an alcoholic suburban mother and Nancy's best "frienemy" (friend/enemy). She constantly criticizes her overweight daughter Isabelle, whom she nicknames "Isabelly", and is stuck in an unhappy marriage at the start of the series. She also has another daughter, Quinn, whom she sends to boarding school after the pilot episode. Celia's primary outlets are alcoholism and random verbal abuse of others, and she occasionally undertakes mean-spirited subversive actions against others, ostensibly to teach them lessons.

Andy Botwin

Andy Botwin (Justin Kirk) is Judah's brother, a fun-loving, irresponsible drifter. After Judah's death, Nancy reluctantly allows Andy to live at the house, and soon realizes his presence is needed for her business and as a father figure for the kids. He is also an archetypal Shakespearian 'fool', behaving like a child but occasionally having moments of great insight. By the fifth season, Andy becomes more responsible in response to Nancy's absence as a mother to her children. He discovers that he is in love with Nancy, who cannot reciprocate the feelings.

Silas Botwin

Silas Botwin (Hunter Parrish), Nancy's oldest son, was traumatized by Judah's death, and takes it out on his mother and brother. Silas is impetuous and impulsive, and although he operates as though he knows everything, he is extremely naïve. Through numerous challenges with girlfriends, and dealing with the realities of the drug business, he decides that he wants in on the action. He pursues plant cultivation, and eventually goes into business with Doug, opening a medicinal marijuana dispensary, but his growing business savvy is thwarted by Doug's abusive bargaining tactics.

Shane Botwin

Shane Botwin (Alexander Gould) is Nancy's youngest son and was with Judah at the time of his death. Intellectually-gifted and socially-stunted, Shane's grief manifests itself in bizarre ways, such as talking to his father like an imaginary friend. Called "Strange Botwin" by his fellow students, he is viewed as a freak at school, and is the frequent target of bullies. At home, he remains appropriately isolated and neglected by his family and their drug businesses, although he too starts selling pot at the end of the fourth season. He also turns toward sex, and later, increasing violence and disregard for rules, laws, and other social conventions. Shane's transformation reflects Nancy's absence as a proper mother to her children in the fifth season.

Doug Wilson

Doug Wilson (Kevin Nealon) is the fun-loving accountant and friend of Nancy, who as a "wake and bake" smoker is also a steady weed buyer. Doug is a city councilman for Agrestic, but treats his position like a hobby and takes advantage of it for the perks. Doug has an unseen wife Dana whom he loves very much but who won't have sex with him. .Doug also has a gay teenaged son Josh (Justin Chatwin) who appeared only in the pilot episode.^ Alaskan) Episode 1: My Three Sons (Pilot) .
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Doug eventually opens a medicinal marijuana dispensary with Silas, but his atrocious manners and abusive bargaining tactics frustrate partner Silas.

Conrad Shepard

Conrad Shepard (Romany Malco (S1-3)) is Nancy's initial supplier, under supervision of his aunt. Nancy met him years earlier through Andy. Although Conrad is very knowledgeable about the intricacies of marijuana cultivation, his aunt never allowed him to grow plants, insisting that they keep their business small. Despite this, he had worked on developing his own signature genetic blend. He becomes Nancy's business associate using this strain, and it is revealed that he has apparently held very strong feelings for Nancy for a long time.

Heylia James

Heylia James (Tonye Patano (S1-3)) is Conrad's aunt and supplier for Nancy. When Conrad goes against Heylia's instructions and continues to see Nancy, and with Nancy's DEA "husband" constricting her business, she forms a grudge against her. Heylia and Nancy eventually become reluctant partners. She is not seen again after Nancy flees Agrestic at the end of the third season.

Isabelle Hodes

Isabelle Hodes (Allie Grant (Guest S1-2, Regular S3-5)) is Celia's younger daughter, who frustrates her mother with her proclaimed lesbianism and unwillingness to lose weight. She becomes close friends with Shane Botwin, who bond over their abnormal mothers. Isabelle resents her mother, but seems to enjoy her father's company. She is openly a lesbian, and a model for Huskaroo's clothes for overweight children.

Dean Hodes

Dean Hodes (Andy Milder (Guest S1-2 and 4-5, Regular S3)) is Isabelle and Quinn's father and Celia's husband, as well as Nancy's lawyer and Doug's poker buddy. Dean loves Isabelle, but has a constantly antagonistic relationship with Celia, which eventually leads to a divorce. Dean had a friendship with Doug until Doug slept with Celia. Dean recently performed a legal service for Silas and Doug, but not before slamming Doug's penis in a desk drawer.

Recurring cast

Actor Role Season Appearances
Indigo Vaneeta 1 - 3
Hudson, HaleyHaley Hudson Quinn Hodes 1, 4 - 5
Pancholy, MaulikMaulik Pancholy Sanjay Patel 1 - 5
Victor, RenéeRenée Victor Lupita 1 - 5
Becky Thyre Pam 1 - 4
Donovan, MartinMartin Donovan Peter Scottson 1 - 2
Stern, ShoshannahShoshannah Stern Megan 1 - 2
Modine, MatthewMatthew Modine Sullivan Groff 3
Kennedy, PagePage Kennedy U-turn 2 - 3
Fatso-Fasano Marvin 2 - 4
Sher, EdenEden Sher Gretchen 2
Remy Auberjonois Mr. Albin 1 - 2
Olsen, Mary-KateMary-Kate Olsen Tara Lindman 3
Stehlin, JackJack Stehlin Captain Roy Till 2 - 5
Julanne Chidi Hill Clinique 3 - 4
Díaz, GuillermoGuillermo Díaz Guillermo García Gómez 3 - 5
Tracii Show Jada Henderson 1
Tressa DiFiglia Maggie 1
Dohan, MeitalMeital Dohan Yael Hoffman 2
Canada, RonRon Canada Joseph 2
Deschanel, ZooeyZooey Deschanel Kat Wheeler 2 - 3
Shawn Michael Patrick Agent George "Fundis" Fundislavsky 2 - 3
Sabara, DarylDaryl Sabara Tim Scottson 1 - 3
Smith, BrookeBrooke Smith Valerie Scottson 3
Brooks, AlbertAlbert Brooks Lenny Botwin 4
Laresca, VincentVincent Laresca Alejandro 1 - 2
Grayden, SpragueSprague Grayden Denise 3
Morgan, Jeffrey DeanJeffrey Dean Morgan Judah Botwin 1
Steele, LexingtonLexington Steele himself 3
Fisher, CarrieCarrie Fisher Arlene Cutter 3
Rowland, RodRod Rowland Chess 3
Bichir, DemiánDemián Bichir Esteban Reyes 4 - 5
Bowen, JulieJulie Bowen Lisa 4
Castillo, EnriqueEnrique Castillo Cesar 4 - 5
Joey Luthman Rad Ferris 4 - 5
Hemky Madera Ignacio 4 - 5
Ramón Franco Sucio 4 - 5
Kevin Alejandro Rudolfo 4 - 5
Campbell, Larry JoeLarry Joe Campbell Deputy C.P Jones 5
Leigh, Jennifer JasonJennifer Jason Leigh Jill Price-Grey 5
Morissette, AlanisAlanis Morissette Dr. Audra Kitson 5
del Castillo, KateKate del Castillo Pilar Zuazo 5
Gabriel, SeychelleSeychelle Gabriel Adelita Reyes 5
Denbo, JamieJamie Denbo Raylene 5
Erin Sanders Danielle/Pinky 5

Opening music

"Little Boxes" is the opening song for the first three seasons of the show; the version recorded by Malvina Reynolds is used during the first season. In season two and three, the song is performed by various artists. In seasons 4 and 5, the original titles and music are replaced by a short clip, different for each episode, which bears relevance to the plot or some scene later in the episode.
Season 1
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Season 2
[16]
  1. Elvis Costello
  2. Death Cab for Cutie
  3. Engelbert Humperdinck
  4. Kate & Anna McGarrigle (in French)
  5. Maestro Charles Barnett
  6. Aidan Hawken
  7. Ozomatli
  8. The Submarines
  9. Tim DeLaughter of Polyphonic Spree
  10. Regina Spektor
  11. Jenny Lewis and Johnathan Rice
  12. Malvina Reynolds
Season 3
[17]
  1. Randy Newman
  2. Angelique Kidjo
  3. Kinky (in Spanish)
  4. Donovan
  5. Billy Bob Thornton
  6. The Shins
  7. The Individuals
  8. Man Man
  9. Joan Baez
  10. The Decemberists
  11. Michael Franti
  12. Persephone's Bees (partly in Russian)
  13. Laurie Berkner
  14. Linkin Park
  15. Malvina Reynolds (opening)
    & Pete Seeger (closing)

Soundtracks

Weeds: Music from the Original Series

  • Released September 13, 2005
  1. Malvina Reynolds - "Little Boxes"
  2. Nellie McKay - "David"
  3. Peggy Lee - "A Doodlin' Song"
  4. Sufjan Stevens - "All The Trees of the Field Will Clap Their Hands"
  5. Michael Franti & Spearhead - "Ganja Babe"
  6. All Too Much - "More Than A Friend"
  7. Sons & Daughters - "Blood"
  8. The New Pornographers - "The Laws Have Changed"
  9. Joey Santiago - "Fake Purse"
  10. NRBQ - "Wacky Tobacky"
  11. Marion Black - "Who Knows"
  12. Martin Creed - "I Can't Move"
  13. The Mountain Goats - "Cotton"
  14. Joey Santiago - "Birthday Video"
  15. Flogging Molly - "If I Ever Leave This World Alive"
  16. The Be Good Tanyas - "The Littlest Birds"
  17. Hill Of Beans - "Satan Lend Me a Dollar"

Weeds: Music from the Original Series, Volume 2

  • Released October 17, 2006
  1. Elvis Costello - "Little Boxes"
  2. Zeroleen - "All Good"
  3. of Montreal - "Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games"
  4. Jenny Owen Youngs - "Fuck Was I"
  5. Fern Jones - "Strange Things Are Happening"
  6. (The Real) Tuesday Weld - "Bathtime In Clerkenwell"
  7. Gwendolyn Sanford & Brandon Jay - "Shane Digs Gretchen"
  8. Rogue Wave - "Kicking The Heart Out"
  9. Regina Spektor - "The Ghost of Corporate Future"
  10. Dengue Fever - "One Thousand Tears of a Tarantula"
  11. Aidan Hawken - "Neighborhood"
  12. Squirrel Nut Zippers - "It Ain't You"
  13. Gwendolyn Sanford & Brandon Jay - "From Agrestic to Las Vegas"
  14. The 88 - "Not Enough"
  15. Sufjan Stevens - "Holland"
  16. Gwendolyn Sanford & Brandon Jay - "Huskaroo TV Spot"

Weeds: Music from the Original Series, Volume 3

  • Released June 3, 2008 as digital-only release, retail release July 8.[18]
  1. Randy Newman - "Little Boxes"
  2. Page France - "Chariot"
  3. That 1 Guy - "Buttmachine"
  4. Beirut - "Scenic World"
  5. The Dresden Dolls - "Girl Anachronism"
  6. Ween - "You Fucked Up"
  7. Oh No! Oh My! - "Walk In The Park"
  8. Illinois - "Nosebleed"
  9. Great Lake Swimmers - "Your Rocky Spine"
  10. Mr. Smolin - "The Earth Keeps Turning On"
  11. Kevin Nealon - "Just Like The Superdome"
  12. State Radio - "Keepsake"
  13. Eleni Mandell - "Let's Drive Away"
  14. The Shins - "Little Boxes" (iTunes Exclusive)

Weeds: Music from the Original Series, Volume 4

  • Released June 9, 2009
  1. DeVotchKa - "A New World"
  2. Nortec Collective - "Tengo La Voz"
  3. Greg Weeks - "Made"
  4. The Free Design - "Love You"
  5. That Handsome Devil - "Mexico"
  6. Miss Li - "Don't Try To Fool Me"
  7. Tunng - "Bullets"
  8. Mucca Pazza - "Borino Oro"
  9. Los Mono - "Se Puede"
  10. Linus of Hollywood - "Thank You For Making Me Feel Better"
  11. The Mountain Goats - "International Small Arms Traffic Blues"
  12. Toots & The Maytals - "Celia"
  13. Soul Swingers - "Brighter Tomorrow"

DVD and Blu-ray releases

DVD Name # of Ep Release dates
Region 1 Region 2 Region 4
Season One 10 July 11, 2006 September 3, 2007 July 18, 2007
Season Two 12 July 24, 2007 January 7, 2008 May 28, 2008
Season Three 15 June 3, 2008 May 26, 2008 July 8, 2009
Season Four 13 June 2, 2009 November, 2009 March 17, 2010
Season Five 13 January 19, 2010 TBA TBA
The Region 1 Season One DVD is only available in 4:3 pan and scan format. The Region 2 and 4 releases are all in anamorphic widescreen.
Season One was released on Blu-ray on May 29, 2007, and Season Two was released on July 24, 2007. Both seasons include all episodes in 1080p widescreen with Dolby Digital EX sound and either DTS-HD (Season One) or LPCM (Season Two), as well as extras exclusive to the Blu-ray release. Season Three was released on Blu-ray on June 3, 2008. Seasons One to Three on Blu-ray are multi-region discs, but Season Four has been region-locked to region A only. This is due to a lack of broad international pick-up by non-US broadcasters at the time of release, meaning Showtime do not wish to prejudice any future transmission rights negotiations by having the season available to own before it could be broadcast in the countries concerned. In late 2009 Weeds Season Four and Season Five have been aired in at least one region B country, namely The Netherlands [19]. As a result of that, a region 2 DVD of Season 4 has indeed been released [20] [21]. However, this region 2 DVD release was not accompanied by a region B Blu-ray. Showtime have not commented on whether they ever anticipate releasing a region B Blu-ray version, whether or not any further non-US transmission rights are agreed. The same region locking has been applied to Blu-ray Season Five.[22]
The Season Two DVD was rejected by the British Board of Film Classification for an extra feature (not an episode of the series) which was regarded as "likely [...] to promote and encourage the use of illegal drugs".[23][24].

Books

On August 7, 2007, Simon Spotlight, a division of Simon and Schuster, published In the Weeds: The Official Guide to the Showtime Series by Kera Bolonik, which features interviews with the show's creator, its writers and crew, and the entire cast. It also features detailed character and plot descriptions, recipes, and lots of trivia and behind-the-scenes information.[25]

Impact

Critical response

Slate magazine named the character of Nancy Botwin as one of the best on television and one of the reasons they were looking forward to the return of the show in fall 2007.[26]
Time magazine's James Poniewozik named it one of the Top 10 Returning Series of 2007, ranking it at #9.[27]
The New York Times opined the show is "transforming for Showtime."[28]

Awards and nominations

Won

Award Title Credit Year
Satellite Awards Outstanding Actress in a Series- Comedy Mary-Louise Parker 2005
Golden Globe Awards Best Performance by a TV Actress in a Musical or Comedy Mary-Louise Parker 2006
Satellite Awards Outstanding Actor in a Series- Comedy Justin Kirk 2008

Nominated

Golden Globe Awards
Best TV Series-Comedy (2006, 2007, 2009)
Best Performance by a TV Supporting Actress Elizabeth Perkins (2006, 2007)
Best Performance by a TV Actress in a Musical or Comedy Mary-Louise Parker (2005, 2006, 2007, 2008)
Best Performance by a TV Supporting Actor Justin Kirk (2007)
Screen Actors Guild
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series Mary-Louise Parker (2006, 2007, 2008, 2009)
Ensemble In A Comedy Series (2007, 2009)
Satellite Awards
Outstanding Actress in a Series-Comedy Elizabeth Perkins (2005)
Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-series, or TV Movie Elizabeth Perkins(2006)
Best Actress in a Series, Comedy or Musical Mary-Louise Parker (2006, 2008)
Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series, or TV Movie Justin Kirk (2007)
Best Television Series, Comedy or Musical (2007, 2008)
Emmy Awards
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series Elizabeth Perkins (2006, 2007, 2009)
Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series Craig Zisk, for the episode Good Shit Lollipop (2006)
Outstanding Casting for a Comedy Series (2006, 2007)
Outstanding Main Title Design (2006)
Outstanding Single-Camera Picture Editing for a Comedy Series, for the episode Good Shit Lollipop (2006)
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series Mary-Louise Parker (2007, 2008, 2009)
Outstanding Single-Camera Picture Editing for a Comedy Series, for the episode Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood (2007)
Outstanding Single-Camera Picture Editing for a Comedy Series, for the episode Crush Girl Love Panic (2007)
Outstanding Comedy Series (2009)

References

  1. ^ Dos Santos, Kristin (July 18, 2008). "Weeds Gets Two More Seasons—and a Possible Andy-Nancy Romance?". http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b13599_weeds_gets_two_more_seasons8212and.html. Retrieved July 18, 2008. 
  2. ^ a b http://tvbythenumbers.com/category/ratings/nielsen-top-cable-tv-show-ratings
  3. ^ "Weeds Season 6 Announced". TorrentFreak. October 2009. http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/home.do. Retrieved October, 2009. 
  4. ^ Calabasas Hill location: 34°08′12″N 118°39′21″W / 34.136655°N 118.655798°W / 34.136655; -118.655798
  5. ^ "Weeds creator loves illegal downloads of show". TVSquad.com. August 7, 2007. http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/08/07/weeds-creator-loves-illegal-downloads-of-show/. Retrieved June 3, 2009. 
  6. ^ "Massive Leak of Pre-Air TV Shows: Piracy or Promotion?". TorrentFreak. July 24, 2007. http://torrentfreak.com/massive-leak-of-pre-air-tv-shows-piracy-or-promotion/. Retrieved July 24, 2007. 
  7. ^ "Massive Leak of Pre-Air TV Shows: Piracy or Promotion?". TorrentFreak. http://torrentfreak.com/massive-leak-of-pre-air-tv-shows-piracy-or-promotion/. Retrieved June 3, 2009. 
  8. ^ http://torrentfreak.com/massive-leak-of-pre-air-tv-shows-piracy-or-promotion/
  9. ^ "You Can't Miss the Bear". List of Weeds. Showtime. Transcript. “Vaneeta: Can you imagine though? Boy out, jogging with his Daddy, having a good time. Then boom, Daddy drops. That would fuck a kid up.”
  10. ^ Nancy: Give me a little respect. I'm the biggest game in the private community of Agrestic. Heylia: Drugs sell themselves, biscuit, you ain't shit. [...] Take that crap off my money. You not giving me a present, you're paying me for weed."You Can't Miss the Bear". List of Weeds. Showtime. Transcript.
  11. ^ Kimberly, Nordyke (November 24, 2007). "Showtime Deals 'Weeds' a Fourth Green Light". http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i00627c6566fe8f5f3a5cc6e7c5ac42de. Retrieved February 26, 2008. 
  12. ^ "Showtime Cultivates 'Weeds' in June - Fourth season paired with 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl'". Zap2it.com. February 13, 2008. http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-weedsseason4premieredate,0,7681948.story. Retrieved June 3, 2009. 
  13. ^ "Showtime - Weeds Episodes". http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/previous_episodes.do?episodeid=132589. Retrieved September 20, 2008. 
  14. ^ "Ausiello Scoop: Albert Brooks Joins Weeds - Ausiello Report | TVGuide.com". Community.tvguide.com. April 14, 2008. http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/Ausiello-Scoop-Albert/800037445. Retrieved June 3, 2009. 
  15. ^ "Weeds 1st season music". Showtime. http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/music_season1.do. Retrieved September 15, 2008. 
  16. ^ "Weeds 2nd season music". Showtime. http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/music_season2.do. Retrieved September 15, 2008. 
  17. ^ "Weeds 3rd season music". Showtime. http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/music_season3.do. Retrieved September 15, 2008. 
  18. ^ "Weeds Season Three Soundtrack Set for Digital-Only Release June 3, 2008". Top 40 Charts.com. April 22, 2008. http://top40-charts.com/news.php?nid=39758. 
  19. ^ http://www.comedycentral.nl/tv/programma/122/weeds.html
  20. ^ http://www.bol.com/nl/p/dvd/weeds-seizoen-4/1002004007168405/index.html
  21. ^ http://www.wehkamp.nl/Zoeken/ArtikelDetail.aspx?SC=BOX&ArtikelNummer=178429
  22. ^ http://dvdworldusa.com/shopexd.asp?id=71115
  23. ^ Chris Summers (June 20, 2008). "What is obscene these days?". BBC News. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7439740.stm. Retrieved June 21, 2008. 
  24. ^ "Weeds - Season 2 - Cream of The Crop - DVD Extra Rejected by the BBFC". British Board of Film Classification. February 2, 2009. http://www.bbfc.co.uk/website/Classified.nsf/0/EA66C6247504B6CC802573020033AFF1. Retrieved 11 August, 2009. 
  25. ^ Bolonik, Kera (2007). In the Weeds. Simon Spotlight Entertainment. p. 288. ISBN 1416938788. 
  26. ^ Turner, Julia (September 21, 2007). "Oh, How We've Missed You!". Slate magazine. http://www.slate.com/id/2174389/nav/navoa/#TheWireHBO. Retrieved September 23, 2007. 
  27. ^ Poniewozik, James. "Poniewozik, James; Top 10 New TV Series;". Time.com. http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/top10/article/0,30583,1686204_1686244_1691411,00.html. Retrieved June 3, 2009. 
  28. ^ Pope, Kyle (August 6, 2006). "For Showtime, Suburban Angst Is Fast Becoming a Ratings Delight". NYTimes.com (New York Times). http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/06/arts/television/06pope.html?_r=1&scp=3&sq=weeds+showtime&st=nyt&oref=slogin. Retrieved June 3, 2009. 

External links


Quotes

Up to date as of January 14, 2010

From Wikiquote

.Weeds (2005–) is an American dark comedy television series about an affluent fictional California suburb and its residents, a handful of whom are involved in the distribution and consumption of marijuana.^ Weeds is an American comedy television series.
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^ Weeds is an American dark comedy television series.

^ Television Show Weeds is an American dark comedy television series.
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Contents

Season 1

You Can't Miss the Bear [1.1]

.Heylia James: Yeah, lookin’ in the dictionary the other day, saw your picture sittin’ up in there.^ Set-up your account I'm * over 17 13-17 under 13 Parent email * This will never be displayed to others.

^ Heylia James: Serious s**t calls for serious cash and your cash got a sense of humor.
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^ In other words: there are people much higher up on the drug lord food chain than Esteban.
  • Weeds - TV Fanatic 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Right next to “Dumb ass white bitch.”

Heylia: We should start that in this neighborhood. .Call it the “I’m getting’ skinny ‘cause some nigger stole my food” diet.^ Silas makes a move on Megan causing him some colorful problems of his own and Celia and Isabel’s war over weight issues gets dirty.

^ My Red maple has developed multiple cracks on the trunk, and it looks like some of the leaves are getting a tinge of red.
  • Weeds « Natorp 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC natorp.com [Source type: General]

^ There were some nice examples of bonsai which caught my eye, many of them on a site called The Art of Bonsai Project .


.Nancy Botwin: Maybe black people need to start stealin’ a little bit bigger.^ When Heylia’s son launches into a diatribe about how blacks are stereotyped as crooks when it was whites behind the huge thefts at Enron and WorldCom, Nancy chimes in, “Maybe black people need to start stealing bigger things.” .
  • CBC.ca - Arts - TV - Puff Mommy 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC www.cbc.ca [Source type: News]

^ RSS Add To Favorites Rate Nancy Botwin starts a marijuana business to support her family.
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^ While Andy wrecks havoc in the Botwin’s lives, Nancy is introduced to “The Candy Man” in order to help meet her customer’s needs, and Celia drops a bomb.

Conrad Sheperd: Maybe fuckin’ so.

Conrad: You should never question Heylia’s eyeballin’. .That’s the Rainman of weed, right there.^ There are monographs for weed plants listed on the right which include details on their growth habits and methods of eradication.

^ "There are probably hundreds of weeds growing right outside people's doors they could use."
  • Lowly weeds may hold promise for curing host of common health woes 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.eurekalert.org [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Silas Botwin: What? Who told you that? She’s totally deaf. And Dennis Kling says there’s nothing wrong with her tongue.

.Hunter [On television]: (In tree-stand) Next time we go bow huntin’.^ Clem McLeod standing next to a large honey locust tree (Gleditsia tricanthos) (Ashford area) - note the thorns on the tree.

Guns are for pussies. (Now, running from a bear) I told you! .You can’t miss the bear!^ Shane Botwin: You can't miss the bear.
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^ You Can't Miss The Bear 07/8/2005 ep2.
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^ Tags: weeds season 1 episode 1 you can't miss the bear episode online for free Posted in Weeds Season 1 .


Josh: Shit hasn’t gone this fast since the Passion of the Christ.
Nancy: People got stoned for the Passion of the Christ? That’s disturbing.
Josh: It’s not as disturbing as seeing it not stoned. Religion my ass. It’s a straight up snuff film.

.Josh: If they're too young to bleed, they're too young for weed.^ Your relationship to these nuisance plants may change, however, once you realize that some of them aren’t really weeds at all—they’re lunch.
  • edible weeds | Four Weeds You Can Eat | Rodale News 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.rodale.com [Source type: General]

^ Remove weeds while they are still young and before they set seed or produce rhizomes or tubers.
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^ This activates the herbicide which is absorbed by the young roots and shoots of weeds as they begin to grow.
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.If there's no grass in their field, no weed will they yield.^ They have been monitoring weed populations, weed species diversity, weed seedbank, crop yields, and economic returns from both herbicide programs throughout each growing season.
  • Southern Illinois University Weed Science, PSGA, SIUC 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC weedscience.siuc.edu [Source type: Academic]

^ Weeds are responsible for reductions in crop yield and quality and they lead to environmental degradation through destruction of native plant and animal habitat.
  • Field Guide to Noxious and other Selected Weeds of British Columbia 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.agf.gov.bc.ca [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In 1995 Du Pont phased out its production of cancer-linked cyanazine, which controlled broadleaf weeds and grasses in corn and cotton fields.
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.Nancy: (Sees Shane get knocked down on soccer field) Foul!^ Its just too funny to see Nancy standing up for her own convictions only to be put back down and forced to do whats requested.
  • Hooked on Weeds: Weeds Showtime TV Fan website - Get your latest news / gossip for all characters in the Weeds Show 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC hookedonweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ Nancy and Shane go down her list of accomplishments (with Shane decoding the nefarious meanings of each), but what’s important is that she controls Esteban’s political future.

Ref, what’s the matter with your whistle?!
.Celia Hodes: Well, technically, Nancy, Ref can’t call a foul.^ Celia calls Nancy asking for help.
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^ Episode Clip Play Celia calls Nancy asking for help.
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^ Parker was wonderful in West Wing and is even better here, and Elizabeth Perkins makes a great comeback with her role as Nancy's frenemy Celia Hodes.
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Shane was kicked by his own teammates.

.Shane Botwin: Can we go home now, please?^ He is the only Botwin required to go to school because while Silas is out milking the milkmaid, Shane is going to be [...
  • Hooked on Weeds: Weeds Showtime TV Fan website - Get your latest news / gossip for all characters in the Weeds Show 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC hookedonweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ Watching Shane watch home videos of his dad on the camcorder, we see that Mr. Botwin was a laid back, caring father, and his family misses him.
  • Weeds | PopMatters Television Review 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.popmatters.com [Source type: General]

^ Gallery Home Most Popular Newest Top Rated Featured Blog Widgets Pro Widgets My Widgetbox Go Pro Help Join Now or Sign In .
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Nancy: It’s not even half-time.
Shane: I don’t feel well. I think I have rickets.

.Shane: Actually, you should alternate cold and hot every 20 minutes.^ You should spray your lawn for weeds only once every 3 to 4 months.… More .
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^ Your mis en place is melting, you're plating cold desserts on hot plates and the ice machine is broken.
  • eggbeater: "The Weeds." Restaurant Speak: Lexicon of Cooks. 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC eggbeater.typepad.com [Source type: General]

Devon Rensler: Don’t even talk to me weirdo.

Shane: I am so dead, I am so dead. Is he coming?
.Silas: There’s no one chasing you, Shane.^ If you accept a person in his position having no more sense of decorum than to drop the F bomb, there is nothing further to complain about.

^ Some funny stuff happened in this episode, and again, there were some touching moments featuring the brotherly bond of Shane & Silas, but ultimately, nothing too crazy happened in this episode.
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^ Weeds: "I Am the Table" Review - August 5, 2008 You're our one chance at legitimacy, Shane: The Little Box of the family.
  • IGN: Weeds: Season 4 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: General]

Oh man, are you wearing lipstick?
Quinn: It’s not lipstick. It’s fruit punch.
.Shane: I threw a can of soda at Devon Rensler.^ Shane: I wrote a gangsta rap about killing Devon Rensler ...
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Silas: Well that was stupid.
Shane: He called me “Orphan boy.”
Silas: He’s a fuckwad.
Quinn: Did you hit him?
Shane: No, just grazed him.
Silas: Oh, that’s bad. .You can’t miss the bear.^ Shane Botwin: You can't miss the bear.
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^ You Can't Miss The Bear 07/08/2005 02.

^ You Can't Miss The Bear 07/8/2005 ep2.
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Quinn: What bear?
.Shane: I missed the bear… The shot was no where near his optimum kill zone.^ Shane Botwin: You can't miss the bear.
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^ August 5, 2008 - Shane is going to get his ass kicked on his first day of school, but that’s no matter because he’s used to it and can apparently eat bears!?
  • Hooked on Weeds: Weeds Showtime TV Fan website - Get your latest news / gossip for all characters in the Weeds Show 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC hookedonweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ In Shane's defense, Pilar did try to kill his mother, he got shot instead and she did promised to kill the 2 older sons some way or another..

.Quinn: What are you talking about?^ Zari7000 (5 months ago) Show Hide -2 Marked as spam Reply You need to find out what your talking about first.
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^ When you speak perfection, you are talking about this site.
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^ Zari7000 (5 months ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply What are you talking about?
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.Silas: Don’t you watch bear hunt?^ Lupita: (smacks Silas) You don’t say f**king to your mother.
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On the wilderness channel.
Quinn: Somehow I’ve missed it.
.Shane: It’s only the best show in the history of television!^ Health & Fitness 4 show only Food 3 show only Fashion 3 show only Stunts 3 show only History 1 show only Kids 1 show only Women 1 show only .
  • Weeds Videos - Truveo Video Search 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.truveo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ This show is expected to be the most amusing TV show in the history of American television.
  • Download Weeds Episodes | Watch Weeds Episodes, Weeds Seasons – Download-tvshows.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC weeds.download-tvshows.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ "One of the best and most daring shows on television...a water cooler show."
  • Weeds on DVD, Release Info, News at TVShowsOnDVD.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.tvshowsondvd.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Silas: Every week these guys with gun racks and their big old monster trucks go out and they kill a bear.^ The Mojave Desert boneyard - where old planes go to slowly die Amtrak to become gun-friendly?
  • High Times editor talks Weeds - TV Squad 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ A light rototilling once every week or two will go a long way to keeping weeds from taking over your gardens.
  • Win Over Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mantis.com [Source type: General]

^ Silas and Shane save Esteban’s daughter, who was passed out from drinking and going heroine, from two of her friends that wanted to have their way with her.

Quinn: That’s horrible
Shane: No, it’s so awesome!
Silas: Right, right, right
.Shane: You’ve gotta bring enough gun to get the job done.^ Chances are by now you've seen Alexander Gould, Mary Louise Parker's son, Shane Botwin, on Showtime's celebrated show "Weeds."
  • Weeds News - Topix 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.topix.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Weeds News - Topix 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.topix.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ You've gone far enough, don't you think?
  • Weeds - TV Fanatic 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Oh! And tell her about CGS!
.Silas: Whoa, Shane, you’re gonna wet yourself.^ Hedge your bets - if you're in a traditionally wet area, plan on it getting wetter - and vice versa for dryer climates.

^ Weeds: "I Am the Table" Review - August 5, 2008 You're our one chance at legitimacy, Shane: The Little Box of the family.
  • IGN: Weeds: Season 4 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: General]

.Shane: Shut up, you’re just as into it.^ Just set up an account and you're good to go.
  • Weeds Video Showcase 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ When you watch it, watch out for Shane Botwin who is the Id of the show, and Andy, his grown up version who I personally hate yet am totally charmed by.
  • "Weeds" (2005) 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.imdb.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ If you're rolling tart shells, but not doing anything else, then you're wasting time and you're starting to get into the tall grass.
  • eggbeater: "The Weeds." Restaurant Speak: Lexicon of Cooks. 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC eggbeater.typepad.com [Source type: General]

Silas: Carter Grizzly Sike. He’s the host. At the end of the show –
Shane: He’s got the head of the bear that they shot that week.
Silas: Right, right, and he leaves you with, like, these wise parting words like (in a red neck accent), “You can’t miss the bear or he’s gonna turn around and rip you open like a present from your mama on Christmas morning.”
Quinn: Okay, we are breaking up.
.Silas: Come on, think of the time this’ll save us on foreplay.^ They work hard to make sure you save money every time you shop with us.
  • Snitz Forums 2000 - vortech consulting 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.antthai.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I'll still be highly recommending this series to everybody I come across, but for the time being, I'm getting sort of tired of it.
  • "Weeds: Third Season" w/ Mary-Louise Parker 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC www.shadowmafia.com [Source type: General]

.You just whisper, “Shoot me in the optimum kill zone,” and I’ll be good to go.^ Just set up an account and you're good to go.
  • Weeds Video Showcase 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.squidoo.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Just when it looks to be getting lame they go and throw a curveball & make it good again.

^ Nancy: If you come anywhere near my children, I'll kill you myself.
  • Weeds - TV Fanatic 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

.Quinn:: I could whisper “Linoleum” and you’d be good to go.^ "Shane" hey do you ever wish you could go back right after dad died and do things differently?

^ We could probably go on and on finding good things to say about weeds.
  • Why the Weeds Grow 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.malcolmbeck.com [Source type: Original source]

^ Shane: Do you ever go back to right after dad died and wish you could do things differently?
  • Weeds - TV Fanatic 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tvfanatic.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


.Shane: I think pink’s really your color, you fuckwad!^ Tell parents and kids what you think Now, just give your review a title or .

^ (As a member you agree to use your real name when participating in the Journal Community) .
  • It's Salad Days for Weeds - WSJ.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC online.wsj.com [Source type: General]

^ Popwatch Would you break up with someone (or think seriously about it) if he/she didn't like your favorite movie?
  • Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.buzzsugar.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Free Goat [1.2]

Shane: Do you think I’m weird?
Judah: Totally weird, but you’re awesome. Αnd .I wouldn’t trade you in for any other almost-ten-year-old on earth.^ I should let you in on a secret goal I have in life: to be able to do a cartwheel even when I’m 100 years old.
  • Mama's Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mamasweeds.com [Source type: General]

.Shane: What if there’s life on other planets and there’s an unbelieveable, amazing ten year old out there?^ There some titles that remain stoic (and probably always will), but others that fall in and out, then back in to favour.
  • Home : LITTLE WEEDS 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.stabmag.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ In the same episode, Nancy will discover that there is some other lady in Esteban’s life.
  • Download Weeds Episodes | Watch Weeds Episodes, Weeds Seasons – Download-tvshows.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC weeds.download-tvshows.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I think there are more of those out there who love this season but those who don't do dis-like it a lot, though it isn't effecting the ratings which are higher then any other season.
  • TV Forum: Weeds - Season 4: Worst or the Best? 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Judah: Why would I trade down? .To me, you’re the best dude, you are the amazing unbelievable Shane Botwin.^ Shane Botwin: You can't miss the bear.
  • Weeds Quotes (Page 3) - Classic TV Quotes 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC www.classictvquotes.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Weeds: "I Am the Table" Review - August 5, 2008 You're our one chance at legitimacy, Shane: The Little Box of the family.
  • IGN: Weeds: Season 4 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC tv.ign.com [Source type: General]

^ You might recognize him as Dwight Schrute’s best friend on "The Office," or if you’re super-nerdy like me, you’ll know him as the voice of Doctor Venture.


Celia: Dean?? You awake? (Buzz go the hair clippers)
.Isabelle: (In the morning, at the breakfast table) Did your hair go to boarding school in Mexico too?^ Actually it’s not your fault because anybody and everybody would think like this in the first go and you know what, I did that too.
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Silas: Tell me where she is!
Celia: Why? So you can fly down to mexico and spring her from Casa Reforma?
Silas: I love her.
Celia: You stuck your penis in her. That’s not love, believe me.

Silas: I am her family.
Celia: Ugh, God, poor thing. .Do you really think that my daughter had deep romantic feelings for you?^ If a volcano ever erupts, you call me up and I’ll jump in my truck and come get you and drive you away from the volcano real fast.
  • Mama's Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mamasweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ I suppose I don't really know what hunger actually feels like, since often after I eat, I still think I'm "hungry".

^ But I really think i should start with a regular feeling i have once i enjoy something close to perfect, when will it end?
  • Weeds at TV.com 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Is that what you think? .Now I’m sure that you were a fun and sweaty diversion for her, but the truth is Quinn had a day and a half to get all of her ducks in a row before going to Mexico and she didn’t call you.^ All eyes in Mexico are on you.

^ Because you never know when you're going to be called upon to make nice with the...
  • Weeds TV Show Video Clips Online | Fancast 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.fancast.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Meanwhile, Celia is held hostage in Mexico by her estranged daughter Quinn who tries to ransom her off to all her friends, but they hilariously decline to ...

She didn’t write or IM or e-mail you either, did she? .But I’ll tell you what she did do, she downloaded 2,000 songs into her ipod and dyed her hair pink with black on the tips.^ I’ll tell you.
  • Download Weeds Episodes | Watch Weeds Episodes, Weeds Seasons – Download-tvshows.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC weeds.download-tvshows.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Did I ever tell you that melodramatic is my middle name?
  • Mama's Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mamasweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ Please use our tips form to let us know, and we'll credit you with the find.
  • Blu-ray Review: Weeds: Season Five | High-Def Digest 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC bluray.highdefdigest.com [Source type: General]

.Because all that Quinn cares about is Quinn.^ I don't think they care about Lenny, Shane said "Fnck him" after all .
  • TV Forum: Weeds - Season 4: Worst or the Best? 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ I’ve got to shift my focus and limited spare time and energy on the needs of all the people in my real life that I care so much about.
  • Mama's Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mamasweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ When Weeds creator Jenji Kohan cares about a project, she puts her all into it.
  • Weeds : Showtime Fan - Showtime Fan – all your favorite Showtime programs from Weeds to the L-Word. Come for the latest news, stay for the great discussions! 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.showtimefan.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

She takes after her father that way…. Poor schmuck.

.Heylia: Oh, you poor schmuck, you just played wrong (lays down a domino).^ Oh, and like poor ol' Lem, never ever do it with a company lawyer on company time, unless you can afford $300 an hour.
  • Posts from the Weeds Category at TV Squad 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Especially Nancy's acting, it just makes you feel like she improvises everything, every decision she makes and the way she faces the downs to each of them.
  • Weeds at TV.com 25 September 2009 6:06 UTC www.tv.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Celia isn’t having any luck selling her “You’re Pretty” products, but maybe she just has the wrong free samples.

That’s a boat!
Nancy: Wait, a boat is when the four ends add up to 20?
Heylia: A boat is when I spank this boy’s black ass for thinking he all that with his three switchin’ bitches.
Nancy: Three switchin’ bitches?
Conrad: It’s 15. And a boat is 20. Stop fuckin’ with her, she’s just tryin’ to learn the game.

Nancy: All bun?
Conrad: No, uh… hot dog.

Heylia: That’s it. Range Rover for stoney clover.

Celia: Jesus-Loves-You-Judy loves her hillbilly heroine.

Lupita: I call 911. (Into phone) Hello? Hello?
Silas: Fucking perfect the phone’s still dead.
.Lupita: (Smacks Silas) You don’t say fucking to your mother.^ If you don't want to contaminate your yard with chemicals but do want to get rid of weeds, there are several options.
  • Tag: Weeds - Explore content tagged Weeds on eHow.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.ehow.com [Source type: General]

^ "Don't go on your first foraging hunt alone," says Dr. Duke.
  • It's Salad Days for Weeds - WSJ.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC online.wsj.com [Source type: General]

^ Your deep in the weeds you don't know when it snuck up on you.
  • eggbeater: "The Weeds." Restaurant Speak: Lexicon of Cooks. 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC eggbeater.typepad.com [Source type: General]


Mr. Norman: (In a parallel line, leans toward Nancy accusingly) I know what you did. I know you stole that goat. Goat thief!
Nurse: Mr. Norman, step back into your line.
Mr. Norman: (towards Nancy) It’s the economy stupid. But that goat didn’t belong to you, it was a free goat.
Shane: (from other side) Mom, it really hurts. It’s throbbing.
Mr. Norman: (Whiny) ‘It’s throbbing, Mom.’
Nancy: Back off, nutty!
Mr. Norman: (Turns away, turns back, leans down towards Shane, whining and mocking) Ah, cry baby, wha, wha.
.Nancy: I’m gonna take your free goat and shove it straight up your ass.^ The show revolves around Nancy a widowed housewife who takes to selling marijuana for keeping up with her suburban life-style.
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^ The only problem with taking my camera with me on this run was that Shawn would run up ahead while I stopped for my mid-run photo shoots, and then I would have to bust ass to catch up with him.
  • Mama's Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mamasweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ Join our free community to get access to post and keep up to date on your favourite Tv!
  • Weeds - wetalk.tv 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC wetalk.tv [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

Mr. Norman: (Straightening up) What goat?

Heylia: Now, I know you got troubles, but like my momma always said, “Tough shit.”

.Nancy: What do you do if somebody actually calls to get his house cleaned?^ Last season, you felt like leaving us with the idea that Nancy ruins everything she touches (actually, you left us with that in season three too).
  • Weeds | Tvclub | The A.V. Club 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.avclub.com [Source type: General]

.Heylia: Then I refer ‘em to my cousin Zondra, who cleans for real.^ Well, the first question which hits my mind is - is she really pregnant and if so, who the dad of the child is?
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.She don’t make shit, but Zondra found the Lord so she don’t care.^ Chris Brown, I don’t care what you did – turning this one up always makes me feel better.
  • Mama's Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mamasweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ She cares deeply about her sons and honestly wants what's best for them, even if her very questionable parenting choices don't always make that clear.


.Vaneeta: How much you think we get for that?^ How do you think Season 5 is going to end?

(referring to Nancy’s wedding bang and ring)
Heylia: Nothin’. She’ll be back.

Tennis Pro: We need to go somewhere where we can get very, very drunk.
Celia: I’m a mean drunk. Let’s go.

Celia: He always did excellent work down there… Piece of shit.
Tennis Pro: IS that what you think? He’s shit?
.Celia: You know, when you stop being cute and clean and funny at home and start spending afternoons with your head buried in the snatch of the tennis pro, yeah, you’re a piece of shit.^ You know that things are going to shit in Weeds when Andy and Doug seem like the sanest, most pulled-together guys in the bunch.
  • Weeds | Tvclub | The A.V. Club 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.avclub.com [Source type: General]

^ That’s right, Celia’s ex-husband under the disguise of several layers of “You’re Pretty” cosmetics is the one following her around.

^ But if you're employed by Veridian Dynamics, your work life is your life life.
  • Posts from the Weeds Category at TV Squad 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]


Tennis Pro: Dean’s a good guy.
.Celia: You know, shut up.^ No matter what, Celia is the one woman you know, who you really wish you didn’t.
  • Weeds : NiceGirlsTV.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC nicegirlstv.com [Source type: General]

^ Your deep in the weeds you don't know when it snuck up on you.
  • eggbeater: "The Weeds." Restaurant Speak: Lexicon of Cooks. 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC eggbeater.typepad.com [Source type: General]

^ Once you download Weeds seasons you will be amazed to know the extent to which a mother can go in order to ensure a good bringing up of her child.
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I’m very mad at him.

.Celia: He just turned out to be another mid-level asshole.^ I was kinda hoping that Celia’s turn peddling makeup would work out a little better for her, but now she seems to be interested in Shane’s suggestion of selling drugs.

And that makes me Mrs. Mid-level Asshole.

Tennis Pro: I’m sorry.
Celia: Your’e a big whore.
Tennis Pro: I think I should go now
Celia: Oh, sit your flat ass back down. .You know, you’re a good listener.^ You might recognize him as Dwight Schrute’s best friend on "The Office," or if you’re super-nerdy like me, you’ll know him as the voice of Doctor Venture.

^ It helps that we haven’t had cable television in five years and therefore don’t know all the good shows we’re surely missing.
  • Mama's Weeds 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC mamasweeds.com [Source type: General]

^ Once you download Weeds seasons you will be amazed to know the extent to which a mother can go in order to ensure a good bringing up of her child.
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Tennis Pro: Thanks.
Celia: Fuck you. Let’s get another round.

.Celia: (A little tipsy, pulls up next to Nancy in Conrads hoopdie) Hey Nancy!^ Andy finds his older brother’s old bank book while trying to beef up a little to defend Nancy.

^ Nancy and Conrad set up to sell weed to U-Turn and the Armenians show up after killing Nancy’s DEA husband, but Silas steals all the pot and gets caught by Celia and the police.

Where’s your, where’s your ring?
Nancy: My ring?
.Celia:Yeah, you’re pretty little diamond ring.^ That’s right, Celia’s ex-husband under the disguise of several layers of “You’re Pretty” cosmetics is the one following her around.

^ While all this is going on, Celia moves forward in her career in retail, though her time with You’re Pretty cosmetics seems to be as short as one of Nancy’s marriages (burn!

^ Hehe I loved that You're Pretty meeting with celia and the women – great satire .

Nancy:It’s in the shop.
.Celia:Oh, well, I hope they can fix it.^ I’m not too sure how scared Celia will be of two men with injured genitals, but I hope they give her a run for her money.

.Nancy:Yes, me too, Celia.^ In ‘Yes I Can’, Nancy faced more troubles at work; Celia found low-priced pharmaceuticals; Silas got more involved in his relationship with Lisa.
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Thanks!

Good Shit Lollipop [1.3]

Mrs. Elderman: (On the News) I haven’t seen Chester, oh that’s my cat, in 2 days. Umm, I dunno though, would a big cat eat a smaller cat? I mean, isn’t that cat cannibalism?

.Doug: (On phone) Hey listen, I’ve got somebody here, we’ll finish this up at the next counsel meeting.^ They've only aired up to Season 2 here in Brisbane (on Channel 9).

Your turn to bring the vodka. Okay, you too. Yes, yes, I fucked your wife. Yes, I fucked your mother. Okay, bye.
Doug: Oh, it’s a weed wonderland, Nancy. .It’s like Amsterdam, only better, because you don’t have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and stuff.^ People just like you make Weeds News on Topix better every day.
  • Weeds News - Topix 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.topix.net [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]
  • Weeds News - Topix 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.topix.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ Actually it’s not your fault because anybody and everybody would think like this in the first go and you know what, I did that too.
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^ You don't need to write only about celebrity chefs, of course.
  • eggbeater: "The Weeds." Restaurant Speak: Lexicon of Cooks. 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC eggbeater.typepad.com [Source type: General]


Doug: See this Lollipop
Nancy: It isn’t...?
.Doug: Yes, I’m getting high right now and you can’t even tell.^ Wanted to share it with you all as I will be going the store right now to buy the 15% 20 liter of this Vingear.
  • Weeds | Gardening Tips | Garden Guides 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.gardenguides.com [Source type: General]

^ Tell parents and kids what you think Now, just give your review a title or .

^ You may also watch online episodes right now.
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.Craig X: (at the Bodhi Sativa Caregivers Club) The first thing you wanna do when you come to the club is check out the big board.^ One thing you have to give Weeds , even as what could be its weakest season so far comes to a close, is that the writers do know their way around a cliffhanger.
  • Weeds | Tvclub | The A.V. Club 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.avclub.com [Source type: General]

^ Honestly, I'll check out the first few eps of next season, but at this point, I'm not committed to reviewing the entire season.
  • Posts from the Weeds Category at TV Squad 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC www.tvsquad.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ It means you come fourth, ’cause it’s my kids, my job, and my family.’ I don’t ever want to come first to anyone.
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.On the big board we have all the prices and strains and they do change daily.^ They all have life-changing events nearly every day.

(To another customer) Hey, Billy, how’s the arthritis? All right, cool. (Back to Nancy) What was I saying?

Doug: Hey, anymore Stephen Hawking? I wanna be wheeled out of here.

Shane: Here, kitty, kitty.

.Dean: I hope our children survive you.^ Providing your children's ages allows us to personalize information on our site, so you get better information, faster.

^ Tell us your children's ages You'll see the movies, games, books, shows, music, and sites our editors select just for them.


.Celia: (Walking into Nancy’s House) You really should lock your front door.^ Breaking into his locked bedroom with an axe, Nancy found Silas’ room to be full of the ‘drug-free zone’ signs and cameras that Celia had installed throughout Agrestic.
  • TV Scoop: TV Review: Weeds, Sky One, Sunday 16 September, 11.30pm 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC www.tvscoop.tv [Source type: General]

^ Then to uphold the housing standard of living to which she was used to, Nancy went into the hazardous field of marijuana trade.
  • Download Weeds Episodes | Watch Weeds Episodes, Weeds Seasons – Download-tvshows.com 9 February 2010 17:14 UTC weeds.download-tvshows.com [Source type: FILTERED WITH BAYES]

^ The humour was sharp, adult and deliciously naughty, with lines like “you pushed him out your hooch, you can push him out your house”, while the characters and their lives were engaging and interesting.
  • TV Scoop: TV Review: Weeds, Sky One, Sunday 5 August, 10pm 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC www.tvscoop.tv [Source type: General]

Nancy: I do lock it. But Lupita leaves it open so she doesn’t have to dig for her keys. Drives me insane.
Celia: Their subtle revenge for having to clean our toilets.
.Nancy: I still say, we got the better end of that deal.^ The emotional heart of the episode comes with Nancy in the bathroom with her boys (her two eldest, I’d better say now).


Nancy: (Reading flyer) What to do if you meet a mountain lion. Give the mountain lion some room. Don’t make eye contact. Talk to the lion softly. Are you sure this isn’t what to do if you want to date a mountain lion? Well, I have a lot to do, Celia, so...
Celia: Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nancy: Excuse me?
Celia: I think I’d like to try it.
Nancy: With who?
Celia: Anyone. I don’t care. I’m sick of men. Maybe I missed my calling. I mean, what if I was supposed to be a dyke, but just made a wrong turn by mistake. It would explain a hell of a lot. .Here’s the thing, I really wanna fuck around on Dean, but the thought of having to put one more cock in my mouth is just too depressing.^ Jumping in having missed season one, I was concerned that I would be in over my head and spend the entire episode not understanding what was going on.
  • TV Scoop: TV Review: Weeds, Sky One, Sunday 5 August, 10pm 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC www.tvscoop.tv [Source type: General]

^ Weeds was becoming one of those programmes that I really wanted to watch, but never seemed to get around to.
  • TV Scoop: TV Review: Weeds, Sky One, Sunday 5 August, 10pm 20 September 2009 22:31 UTC www.tvscoop.tv [Source type: General]

^ You Learn that Nancy is considering having this baby Under Rug Swept, possibly killing the one thing keeping her alive.

.Nancy: I’m not sure a vagina would be any kind of improvement for you.^ I am sure you all would be badly missing you favorite TV series, which throws light of the pragmatic aspect of veracity of life, Weeds.
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^ Well, You Oughta Know that while Nancy was Head Over Feet for Esteban, this pregnancy was kind of Uninvited.

.Celia: Maybe you’re right.^ That’s right, Celia’s ex-husband under the disguise of several layers of “You’re Pretty” cosmetics is the one following her around.

^ Weeds has a dim-lit atmosphere that tells you you're in the right place.
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^ Hehe I loved that You're Pretty meeting with celia and the women – great satire .

The truth is, pussy really skeeves me out. That whole mirror investigation thing we did when we were young, truly a rude awakening.

.Celia: You know, I read somewhere that killing small animals is the first sign of psychotic behavior.^ If you know me or have read this blog for a while this probably comes as no surprise.
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^ Actually it’s not your fault because anybody and everybody would think like this in the first go and you know what, I did that too.
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.You should really tell the parents, they can rush that little sociopath into therapy before he starts tooling around Agrestic in a white van with blacked out windows.^ Tell parents and kids what you think Now, just give your review a title or .

^ If you're rolling tart shells, but not doing anything else, then you're wasting time and you're starting to get into the tall grass.
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^ I never had much interest in bonsai before, but recently (maybe with the Winter depriving me of time in the garden) I have started to toy with the idea of trying it out.


Celia: Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nancy: None of your business
Celia: Oh come on, tell me
Nancy: Okay, I slept with a woman in college
Celia: How was it?
Nancy: Boring.
.Celia: Well, maybe you didn’t do it right.^ That’s right, Celia’s ex-husband under the disguise of several layers of “You’re Pretty” cosmetics is the one following her around.

^ Season five didn’t end with a huge bang … it more sneaked up behind you and, well, hit you with a croquet mallet.

^ Celia isn’t having any luck selling her “You’re Pretty” products, but maybe she just has the wrong free samples.

Nancy: She said I was the best she’d ever had.
Celia: What are you doing Friday night?

Doug: I’m in a databank?.... I’m in a databank?.... I’m in a databank?

Silas: (Spray painted on the wall) I’m sorry. P.S. My maid thinks I fucked a smurf.

Lupita: Doesn’t smell like sage.
Nancy: Obviously menopause has affected your sense of smell.
Lupita: I don’t smell with my coochie.

Nancy: Shane, did you shoot the Elderman’s cat?
Shane: What! No! I shot the mountain lion. Right in the eye.
Nancy: Why?
Shane: Because that’s what Dad would’ve done.

Shane: This sucks.
Nancy: Yeah, but imagine how the mountain lion feels.

Celia: I haven’t shit in 3 days. I’m like an African famine baby.

.Heylia: Oh hell no, you don’t put weed in my cornbread!^ Weeds, my liver will never forgive you but you make my soul glad and introduced me to that stellar fellar Sergio.
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^ Bookmark it Filled Under: Celebrity Gossip , News , Watch Weeds Online , about show , download Weeds Episodes No Comments Watch Weeds cover you all over .
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^ In gardening usage the word "weed" may be utterly subjective, indicating any plant you don't happen to like, but in ecological usage it has these firmer meanings.
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Fashion of the Christ [1.4]

.Andy: Know this, Lupita: until you love me, I’ve got enough love for the both of us.^ Andy Andy what a taboo you've got yourself in, I think hes confusing his role as the oldest male with feelings for Nancy.

^ But if we don't know you need help until you're drowning, not only is it too late to help you, it's too late to save the food from merely being banged-out .
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.Andy: If there’s one thing I learned about the Christ crowd, absolutely no sense of humor.^ I do have to be honest about one thing though, and that is that these runs in the dark are starting to wear on me a little.
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^ You Learn that Nancy is considering having this baby Under Rug Swept, possibly killing the one thing keeping her alive.

^ No one is in mood to let us know, what’s behind all these things and what will happen in next season.
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Should’ve gone after the Jew market, least we can take a joke

Heylia: Oou, listen to Betty Cracker.

.Doug: If you make something mediocre enough, you might even have a go at it.^ You know that things are going to shit in Weeds when Andy and Doug seem like the sanest, most pulled-together guys in the bunch.
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^ Well, it’s not anywhere near summer and I don’t have a treadmill or even a gym membership, so I’m going to have to figure something out.
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^ The ingredient list on the can always make me screw up my face and put the can back down to go find something else to make instead.
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Maggie: Have you all seen these? They are all over the school. And as a Christian, I must say, I am deeply, deeply offended. It’s profane.
PTA Mom 1: Has anyone talked to the principal about this?
Pam: Who’s Chris?

PTA Mom 1: Oh, we do not joke about our Lord Jesus Christ.
Nancy: (Laughs) It’s a stupid t-shirt. We should ignore it.
Maggie: Only one man died for my sins, Nancy. And his name wasn’t Chris.
Pam: Well, it sort of was, wasn’t it? Like a nickname?

Nancy: They wanted to suspend him.
Andy: For what? If Shane wants to believe in Chris, and they try to suspend him for it, Whoa! That’s freedom of religion, that’s like the first commandment; we could nail ‘em on that.
.Nancy: I don’t think Chris is protected under “Freedom of Religion,” Andy.^ Andy Andy what a taboo you've got yourself in, I think hes confusing his role as the oldest male with feelings for Nancy.

^ With the ambiance of homeless men doing homeless men things, I don’t think any amount of imagination could get Andy in the mood.

In fact, the Angry Christian Moms I heard from in the PTA were pretty offended by it.
Andy: Well that’s so intolerant. I mean, what would Jesus do?

Nancy: Not to mention the amount of shit I’m going to get from those Hypochristian bitch moms I’m going to get tomorrow.

Nancy: You’re the Candyman?
The “Candyman” : Yes, you getting any exercise?
Nancy: Excuse me?
.The “Candyman” : If you’re not committed to personal fitness, I can’t in good conscience sell to you.^ Celia isn’t having any luck selling her “You’re Pretty” products, but maybe she just has the wrong free samples.

Nancy: I wouldn’t say Heylia’s in the best shape.
The “Candyman” : Heylia’s a lazy fat-fat and I’m hoping to put her into a diabetic coma. So I have no problem selling to her.
Nancy: Why?
The “Candyman” : Scare her. Some people never learn until their life is on the line.

The “Candyman” : You know what you are?
Nancy: What?
The “Candyman” : Skinny-fat. And what are we gonna do about that?
Nancy: We’re gonna start exercising right away.
The “Candyman” : Don’t humor me. I’m very serious. I used to weigh 314 pounds.
Nancy: Wow. Congratulations.
The “Candyman” : The key, exercise.
.Nancy: You know, I’m not buying for personal use.^ Well, You Oughta Know that while Nancy was Head Over Feet for Esteban, this pregnancy was kind of Uninvited.

The “Candyman” : Are your customers just a bunch of Fatty McFat-Fats?
Nancy: Well they’re smokers. But it stands to reason that if they eat rather than smoke, they can breathe easier should they decide to exercise.
The “Candyman” : That’s a reasonable assumption.

Silas: I need to talk to you, you fucking perv.

Andy: Hey pants
.Nancy: Please tell me I didn’t hear that you had cyber sex with a 15 year old deaf girl.^ I should let you in on a secret goal I have in life: to be able to do a cartwheel even when I’m 100 years old.
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.Andy: The way I see it is you’re in way over your head here.^ Everything you're looking for is here: .
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^ I see you are London, I've just moved here about 8 weeks ago.
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^ Everything you're looking for is right here: Save money!
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You got a house, you got bills, you’re a mommy. Dealing is a full time job. .You need some help, Nancy Pants.^ But if we don't know you need help until you're drowning, not only is it too late to help you, it's too late to save the food from merely being banged-out .
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^ Saying you need help is actually stronger than pretending you're Superman.
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Nancy: Don’t call me pants. Judah called me pants, not you.
Andy: Hey, I miss him too, Nancy. .Whatever you think about me, Judah was my brother.^ And I don't know about you but I have more pride in my food than to allow it to be banged-out.
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And I loved him. And I have your back.

Lude Awakening [1.5]

Guidance Counselor: (Reading Shane’s poetry/rap) My name is Shane/I bring the pain/ Up from the streets of Agrestic/Bitch, you don’t wanna sweat this/I cap any motherfucker/You don’t wanna test this/Be-
Shane: “Be-otch.” I got rage in me. This is my way of venting.
Guidance Counselor: Well, you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.
Shane: Yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys.
Guidance Counselor: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy.
Shane: Whatever, I don’t care.
Guidance Counselor: I think you do care. A great deal.
Shane: Yeah, about what?
.Guidance Counselor: You want approval from your peer group and when you don’t get it, when they call you weirdo or Strange Botwin, then you wanna lash out.^ And I don't know about you but I have more pride in my food than to allow it to be banged-out.
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^ Your deep in the weeds you don't know when it snuck up on you.
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^ But if we don't know you need help until you're drowning, not only is it too late to help you, it's too late to save the food from merely being banged-out .
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In this case, through your rap.
Shane: Yeah, that’s it. I just wanna fit in. Can I go now?
.Guidance Counselor: Shane you’re here, because there’s some concern that you might act on these emotions.^ You might recognize him as Dwight Schrute’s best friend on "The Office," or if you’re super-nerdy like me, you’ll know him as the voice of Doctor Venture.

^ But if you're really stubborn, The Weeds might have a lesson for you that takes a week, or five years.
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^ You just constantly bat them around and hope there isn’t too much emotional scarring.

Shane: I’m not gonna cap any motherfuckers.
Guidance Counselor: How do I know that?
.Shane: ‘Cause my therapist says I’m just acting out because my dad’s dead.^ She just arrived home to find out her dad is married and her room has been transformed into a maternity ward.

Guidance Counselor: You may go.

Insurance Man: With all due respect, sir, this is not the first time that a crate of carbonated beverages fell form a low flying Cessna and devastated a house.
Dean: You’re kidding?

Andy: Hey, Doug.
Doug: Hey, Randy.
Andy: Andy, it’s Andy.
Doug: Oh really? I thought… It’s not Randy?
Andy: (Andy shakes his head)
Doug: I’ve always thought of you as a Randy.
Andy: Pretty sure.
Doug: Hmm, wow. Okay.
Andy: Lookin’ for Nancy?
Doug: Yeah, I am, is she around?
Andy: No, you can try her cell phone.
Doug: Oh no, no, she needs to sign some stuff, papers and things. (Hears television in background) Are you watching Incredihoes?
Andy: Ha, yeah.
Doug: Oh that’s good. I started it 7 or 8 times, I’ve never seen the whole thing.
Andy: That’s a strong endorsement.
Doug: It is. Oh… I don’t suppose you’d let me watch with you, would ya?
Andy: That’d be kinda weird
.Doug: Yeah, yeah, I guess you’re right.^ That’s right, Celia’s ex-husband under the disguise of several layers of “You’re Pretty” cosmetics is the one following her around.

^ Everything you're looking for is right here: Save money!
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Well, enjoy. Orgasmagirl’s a squirter.
Andy: Hey hey hey, spoiler.
Doug: You know I’ve got about an 8th of Romula on me.
Andy: Come on in.

Celia: High on Ludes. Queen of the Roller Disco. I could fuck against a wall with my skates on, no easy feat.

Andy: Runway?
.Doug: You know that little piece of skin that runs between your asshole and your balls, or asshole and vagina, that’s called a runway.^ With a little info about you and your family, you'll get the most out of our site.

Andy: That’s called a taint, taint ass, taint equipment.
Doug: What the hell’s that mean? No, I think "runway" is much more of a visual description.
Andy: It’s a taint.
Doug: Runway.
Andy: This is a taint.
Doug: Runway.
Andy: Hey, Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.

Conrad: This for you Snowflake. This my special blend, I call this here Clark Kent. Just sniff this, right here. It’s good, huh?! .You smoke this shit and you just wanna rip your clothes off in a phone booth and fight crime.^ If you knew you were probably a few hours off being killed by a gangster, you probably wouldn't care to much if someone saw your muff.

I’m serious!

Heylia: Hey! Hey! Stop all that damn arguing, this is a house of peace. (Interrupted by gun shots and bullets) Everybody all right?
Vaneeta: Yeah
Conrad: Cool. Snowflake? Snowflake?
Vaneeta: She’s in shock, slap her.
Conrad: I ain’t slappin’ no white woman.
Heylia: Move, I’ll do it.
Nancy: No, I’m okay (in a very shaky voice)
Heylia: You sure?
Nancy: Yeah (sniff).
Heylia: all right, let’s clean this shit up.
Nancy: (Giggling a little) Is somebody gonna call the police?
Heylia: Baby, that probably was the police.
.Nancy: I’m gonna go.^ I reckon the new team is gonna be a joke and get into way more trouble then nancy did and it's going to be hilarious.

Wait, I need my keys.
Conrad: We got unsettled business, you haven’t even talked to me about my car yet. How you gonna get your keys now?
Heylia: Boy! The girl just had her shootin’ cherry broke, give her the keys.

Heylia: Shit, white folks get soda pop, niggas get bullets.

Andy: Yeah, I cook, you sell. Come on, Nanc. I don’t mind you being out there in front, I’m totally liberated. It’s me and you, babe, Team Botwin.
Nancy: Please leave.
Andy: I will, just as soon as you sign these papers. There’s no water in this tub!
Nancy: I can’t do this right now.
Andy: You have to. Doug says if you don’t hurry, they’re gonna put a vitamin store in there. And this town does not need more gingko biloba. It needs pot brownies. Come on, sign.
Nancy: Andy, today, it was brought to my attention that the down side of this business is death. So right now, I’m not thinking about the bakery, I’m thinking of enrolling in dental hygiene school so my children aren’t orphans.
Andy: If anything happens to you, I will raise Silas and Shane as my own.
Nancy: (Laughs) Now I pledge never to die.
Andy: Well, we’re gonna have to get a longer lease.
Nancy: This is my business. This has nothing to do with you. Go downstairs, do what you do best. Patrol the couch in your underwear.
Andy: Look, this is different. This is my moment. I was born to cook drugs.

Maggie: Look who’s here everyone! It’s Celia.
Celia: Down, Maggie. I have cancer. I’m not retarded.

Maggie: Celia, you can’t smoke in here.
Celia: Because…?
Big Fun PTA Mom: Second hand smoke kills.
Maggie: Celia, did you bring your muffins?
Celia: I didn’t feel like baking.
Maggie: None of us ever feels like baking.
Pam: I love baking.
Maggie: Except Pam. But, we do it anyway, for the sake of our children.
Celia: Oh, give me a break. You’re raising money for a swim team. How much do swimming trunks cost anyway?
Pam: 18.95.
Celia: I’ll tell you what, (hands Pam a 20) keep the change.
Maggie: So, we’re really not getting the muffins, are we?
Celia: (Gets up to leave) I have in my hands the last pharmaceutical Quaalude on earth. See ya ladies.

Cop: Sir, you do realize you just rolled through a stop sign?
Andy: Nice bike. Did your horse die?
Cop: Sir –
Andy: You must be in killer shape. Let me see your quads man.
Cop: May I see your driver’s license and registration please.
Andy: When you arrest people do you ride ‘em in on your handlebars or do they just sit on the back with their arms around you?
Cop: Step out of the car.
Andy: Oh, come on. Seriously? I’m just having fun. You’re a cop in bike shorts. It’s adorable.
Cop: I have a gun.
Andy: Cool, I’m cool.

.Andy: You know, I don’t think you’re adorable anymore.^ Andy Andy what a taboo you've got yourself in, I think hes confusing his role as the oldest male with feelings for Nancy.


Shane: I got sent to the school shrink. They’ll probably be calling you.
Nancy: Oh, not again, why this time.
Shane: I wrote a gangster rap about killing Devon Rensler, with my Gat.

Andy: Why didn’t I just take off? The guy was on a bike for god’s sake.
Nancy: ‘Cause you’re stupid. So, Ms. Greenstein, wha-what happens now?
Ms. Greenstein: Incarceration, in a medium security prison for no longer than 10 years.
Andy: 10 years?
Ms. Greenstein: Joke! .(Laughs) Listen up everybody, there’s nothing to worry about.^ We’re not responsible for anything we do.” “It’s a perfectly normal reaction to the adrenaline of combat.” “He beat up my cat.” “There’s nothing weird about that.” But the winner has to be Nancy going through every possible answer from a Magic 8 Ball.

^ There’s almost a parallel to Andy’s reply when Silas asks if he should be worried about Andy going crazy.

You’re looking at a fine and, probably an anti-drug class.
Nancy: So, no jail time?
Ms. Greenstein: You’ve obviously never sat through an anti-drug class. You had less than an ounce on you, there’s no jail for that.
Andy: Oh, that’s bullshit.
Ms. Greenstein: I don’t understand, that’s good news.
Andy: I paid for a full ounce. They fuckin’ cheated me.
Nancy: They fuckin’ saved your ass from going to jail.
Ms. Greenstein: Still that’s very un-cool. There used to be an unbroken spiritual bond between dealer and buyer. I feel your pain, Andrew, and I return it with a renewed sense of outrage.
Nancy: So less than an ounce is a misdemeanor?
Ms. Greenstein: That’s only if the cop’s an asshole. Most cops just let you go.
.Nancy: What if the marijuana is in baked goods – say, candy or chocolate?^ I am looking forward to Nancy leaving Mexico for good and leaving it all behind her – bring on a new storyline I say!

Ms. Greenstein: (Sing-songy) If you can eat it, you can beat it.
Nancy: What would get their attention?
Andy: If I sued ‘em, can I sue ‘em?
Ms. Greenstein: All right, you asked for it, you get it. The lay of the land. Marijuana currently exists in the legal gray area, it’s not illegal to have weed, less than an ounce that is, Andrew, but it’s illegal to buy it.
Nancy: What about growing?
Ms. Greenstein: Ah, botany. As long as it’s not broken down, non-specific weight, we’re talking a slap on the wrist, 3-5.
Nancy: Years?
Ms. Greenstein: Probation.
Nancy: So you can grow it, but you can’t break it down?
Ms. Greenstein: Not unless you wanna go to jail or flee to Mexico. Or Canada. Canada rocks. Primo weed, reeeaaalllly good Chinese food.
Nancy: Do you have a card? Because you never know in my business when you might need a lawyer.
Ms. Greenstein: What’s your business?
Nancy: I own a bakery.
Ms. Greenstein: Smart cover. Call anytime.

Celia: Is your mom home?
.Shane: Not yet, she went to bail uncle Andy out of jail.^ S4 was very ordinary for the most of the time (Doug's love interest went on way to long and Andy and Shane seemed to be totally aimless.

Celia: Well, tell her I stopped by.
Shane: Okay… I like your jacket.
Celia: Well, thank you, Shane. Everyone thinks I’ve lost my mind.
Shane: Everyone thinks I’m weird.
Celia: Well, I can see how you might give that impression.
Shane: I really don’t care what they think.
Celia: Good for you. Let your freak flag fly.
Shane: Really?
Celia: Really. .I’ve recently stopped giving a shit what anyone thinks and I’ve gotta tell ya, I feel great.^ Andy Andy what a taboo you've got yourself in, I think hes confusing his role as the oldest male with feelings for Nancy.

Shane: But you have cancer.
Celia: And you have a dead father. Both of us make people really uncomfortable. There’s no way around it. So we can feel all self-conscious and pretend everything’s normal, or we can just be our strange selves.
Shane: Thanks, Mrs. Hodes.
Celia: For what?
Shane: For telling me the truth.
.Celia: You’re welcome.^ Hehe I loved that You're Pretty meeting with celia and the women – great satire .

It’s a bitch though, ain’t it?

Celia: I was thinking of going bigger.
Nancy: Bigger?
Celia: Really big. Like freak show big. 47 triple Fs. So large that other smaller breasts will want to orbit them.

Nancy: I don’t give a flying fuck if you do have cancer. Put your tits away in front of my kid.
Celia: Sorry. I took a lude.

Season 2

Crush Girl Love Panic

Andy Botwin: What are they teaching you at school?
Shane Botwin: [Sarcastically] Like how to pass the standardised tests to give the school more funding!

Celia Hodes: Why do gay men hate women so much?
Gay Stylist: Because we all had mothers like you!

Season 3

Sh*t Highway [3.4]

Drill sergeant: Get your corn holly shit shit-stained asses over here!
Andy Botwin: What's with all the...recurring homophobic imagery? I'm starting to worry about this guy.

.Celia Hodes: Doug, what's your take on this Majestic proposal?^ Doug is game, I'd like to see his reaction to Celia taking his weed!

Doug Wilson: Basically, Majestic's overflowing a river of crap. It's got no place to go, but through us. Like a physical colonic. We got them by the sphincter. Shit highway could be our road to riches.

[Silas meets the returning character of PTO Pam in his community service]
Silas Botwin: Mrs. Gruber?
Pam Gruber: Silas!
Pam Gruber: Did you know that if you drink and take Ambien, you can randomly blackout and run your car onto a boulder?
Pam Gruber: [points to a fellow community service worker] Who's that cute Latino guy?
Pam Gruber: [when Silas ignores her] It's so hot! .Why don't you take your shirt off?^ If you knew you were probably a few hours off being killed by a gangster, you probably wouldn't care to much if someone saw your muff.

Silas Botwin: I'm fine.
Pam Gruber: You have nothing to be ashamed of, you're...you're young and lean like ostrich meat.
Silas Botwin: Have you been drinking, Mrs. Gruber?
Pam Gruber: Don't tell! Anyway, it isn't illegal unless you're behind the wheel of a car, is it?
Silas Botwin: I guess not!
Pam Gruber: [suddenly leans up to Silas and whispers in his ear] I'm wet!
[Silas goes back to work with a bewildered look]

[Silas goes for his community service but not before telling his mother he plans to sell her drugs to his fellow workers who are both unsupervised and "like to have fun"]
Silas Botwin: This is a non starter.
Nancy Botwin: I will never let you deal.
Silas Botwin: You don't have the choice. I know you don't.
Nancy Botwin: It's too dangerous. I don't want this for you. Come back here.
[Silas simply ignores her and walks out with the drugs]
Nancy Botwin: We'll discuss this later.

Protection [3.14]

[Conrad has to answer the door when someone approaches Celia's rented drug grow house]
A middle-aged woman: [sees Conrad through the door's hatch and is rather surprised an African-American lives in the neighborhood] Oh...
Conrad Shepard: Can I help you?
A middle-aged woman: Uh, [the initial shock slowly fades away] hello. I'm Eve Meriweather.
Conrad Shepard: Good for you.

[Eve Meriweather tells Conrad she goes door-to-door to ask neighbors about any suspicious behavior]
Conrad Shepard: Uh, what is it I'm supposed to be looking out for?
Eve Meriweather: Oh, why our cross, of course. [hands him over an article from the newspaper]
Conrad Shepard: Someone stole your cross?
Eve Meriweather: Yes.
Conrad Shepard: That is a damn shame. Who would do something like that?
Eve Meriweather: Jews.
Conrad Shepard: Hmm, I haven't seen it. Haven't seen many Jews around here, either.
Eve Meriweather: Well, they're mostly urban.

[Vaneeta, who carries her baby, approaches Celia's rented drug grow house and stumbles into Eve Meriweather]
Eve Meriweather: Well, look at him. Hello, baby. Uh...why are little black babies always so adorable?
Vaneeta: Why are white babies always so ugly?

[Conrad tries to say goodbye and close the door, but Eve Meriweather stops the door and shoves her head inside]
.Eve Meriweather: [with a wicked smile] See you all in church, I hope...^ All of my hopes, my effort, my money and my time are invested in you.

Conrad Shepard: Sure. Church. Praise the lord.
Vaneeta: Hallelujah.
[Eve Meriweather leaves singing to herself and with her hand raised in victory]

Go [3.15]

[at the evacuation center]
Doug Wilson: [playing a guitar and singing around a christian group that reaches ecstasy in their prayers against the fire] The Jesus freaks are singing, the Jesus freaks are singing, the Jesus freaks are all singing. They're annoying, self-righteous and lame. [imitates their ecstasy] Everybody, come on, all together.

[Captain Roy Till investigates Sullivan Groff about the discovered grow house that is under his name]
Sullivan Groff: My company bought it, and then I gave it to Celia.
Captain Roy Till: Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, Mr. Groff?
Sullivan Groff: Because she was my lover. And it was good. And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house. But I couldn't put it in her name because the divorce hadn't gone through yet. The power of passion makes you do crazy things. Captain Till, is it?
Captain Roy Till: Okay, so you buy her a house, and I assume you're fucking her in said house, she of the magical house-earning pussy - did you not notice the many marijuana plants that were growing in her living room?
.Sullivan Groff: Well, we broke up a few weeks ago, so she must have started growing it right after that.^ Well having just "flown to the states" I must say this week's episode was a bit of a let down.

^ Wow, just finished playing catch up after first watching the show 3 weeks ago.

You know, it's funny. I would have never pegged her as the drug-dealing type. She's a very complicated woman.
Captain Roy Till: Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your finger up my ass, can I get a porsche?

Guillermo: [talking about the fire he stared] And it goes like that, just over and over, all the way south to Mexico. [nods his head forward]
Nancy Botwin: [whispering to his ear] You're facing west.
Guillermo: See, I could use you. You tell me which way is south. [rubbing against her] You be my navigator.
Nancy Botwin: Hand off the ass.

[at the evacuation center]
Doug Wilson: [walking around people playing a guitar and singing] Well, this is just like the Superdome except no rape or piles of human waste. It's still not quite like home even though we got wi-fi, some cookies and toothpaste. .Yeah, it's just like the Superdome 'cept everyone's white and middle-class.^ If Nancy was just an upper middle class bitch selling pot to her friends, then fine.

We got some yoga people chanting, oh, there's lots of Gatorade and toilet paper to wipe our ass. This is just like the Superdo-doh-ome.

.News anchor: Apparently, a religious group chanting "Jesus will protect us" forced their way into the burning house in an attempt to rescue the Majestic cross.^ I reckon the new team is gonna be a joke and get into way more trouble then nancy did and it's going to be hilarious.

Now those members are being treated at a nearby hospital for minor burns and smoke inhalation. [turns to face a gurney bound Tara] Can you tell us why you ran into a burning house?
Tara Lindman: The Lord told us to go.
Silas Botwin: [watching the news] Okay, I'm over her.

[after her rented grow house is discovered, Celia is called in for questioning, but the detectives just stare at her quietly]
Celia Hodes: Nancy Botwin.

Season 4

Lady's a Charm [4.2]

Lenny Botwin: [complaining to his grandchildren about how Andy was as a child] I asked that prick over there to pedal his little bicycle, which I bought him, up to Del Mar and throw down $100 on a sure thing.
Andy Botwin: Father of the year.
Lenny Botwin: What the fuck does he do? He pockets it. Goes out and buys himself some Star Trek piece of shit.
Andy Botwin: It was Boba Fett.
Lenny Botwin: I don't even know what that means!

The Whole Blah Damn Thing [4.3]

[while in the back of the van discussing pulling the plug on Bubbe}
Silas Botwin: Yeah, sure, death is no big deal and life is just blah blah blah.
Andy Botwin: Look Silas, life is just blah blah blah. You hope for blah, and sometimes you find it; but mostly it’s blah, and waiting for blah, and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. .And then, just when you think you have the whole blah damn thing figured out and you’re surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up.^ Wow, just finished playing catch up after first watching the show 3 weeks ago.

^ I think this shows just how totally buggered Nancy is, and she knows it.

^ I think the whole point of the last five seasons is to show that while she might have started out "just selling pot to her friends" it's an inevitable downward spiral to where she is now.

And blah, blah, blah…

Little Boats [4.9]

El Coyote: [pointing a gun at Andy] It is time to pay, cabrón.
Andy Botwin: [to Doug] That's the bad coyote belt-stealer guy. The one who tried to rape Reyna and stab me in the neck.
Doug Wilson: I pictured him taller.

El Coyote: [pointing a gun at Andy] I will shoot your knee and shoot your balls. I will shoot your belly...and feed you to the sewer rats.
Doug Wilson: Does that mean that I can go?

Doug Wilson: I'm a sidekick, Andy. I'm a sad and lonely sidekick. I'm Andrew Ridgeley.
Andy Botwin: What? He's the other guy in Wham! The guy who doesn't blow people in public bathrooms. He had a solo album. I never bought it, but...
Doug Wilson: I bought it, Andy. It sucked.
Raul: "El Andy"...this is the woman your depressed amigo [Doug] searches for?
Doug Wilson: People don't even talk to sidekicks. It's like I'm not even here.
Andy Botwin: That's the one, Raul.
Raul: We will help the sad, tall, angry, baby man find her.

The Love Circle Overlap [4.10]

Doug Wilson: [to Maria (Mermex)] You're gonna love this country. The land of freedom and opportunity. And...[turns it on] air conditioning. Ah, do you like that? That's the cool breeze of freedom right there.

Andy Botwin: [trying to plea the Minute-Man Leader to lower his gun] Do you see this girl here? This is the love of his life.
[Doug Wilson nods in agreement]
Andy Botwin: She's the woman that he's gonna marry.
Doug Wilson: Whoa, whoa, rushing things a bit, Andy, be cool.

.Minute-Man Leader: [about the smuggled Mexicans] Wait, give me one...so my day is not a total loss.^ And what about Andy completely giving Nancy a roast while waiting at the courthouse/wherever that was........

Andy Botwin: "Give you one"?! These are people!
Doug Wilson: Just, just give him the guy that hugged me, he's annoying. Hombre, up and go. Let's go. Here, come on. Let's go. Out. [the Mexican runs away as soon as Doug pulls him out of the car]
Minute-Man Leader: [to Doug] Get the fuck out of here! [laughs in joy as he heads off with his gun to chase the Mexican]

Head Cheese [4.11]

[after Maria (Mermex) doesn't want to have sex with him]
Doug Wilson: It's bullshit. I spent 25 years with a woman who didn't put out. I deserve some.
Andy Botwin: It's been one day.
Doug Wilson: And a half.

Andy Botwin: [about Maria (Mermex)] Look, she's probably scared. I mean, she's totally out of her element. Make her feel comfortable.
Doug Wilson: How do I do that?
Andy Botwin: You talk to her.
Doug Wilson: Okay. Alright. Talk to her. About what?
Andy Botwin: About anything. On the way over here, we had great talks. She grew up in an orphanage. Start there.
Doug Wilson: She's an orphan?
Andy Botwin: Yeah.
Doug Wilson: Sweet. Daddy issues. Age difference should work in my favor.

[after Doug doesn't care he accidentally stepped on a sand castle]
Kid: You're a bad man.
Doug Wilson: You're a bad castle builder.

.Celia Hodes: [to her drug rehab group] We're all like one big, wonderful, dysfunctional family, and I love you guys.^ Hehe I loved that You're Pretty meeting with celia and the women – great satire .

^ All That You Love Will Be Carried Away .
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Drug rehab secretary: We ran your insurance info a few times, and it's not exactly accurate.
Celia Hodes: What seems to be the problem?
Drug rehab secretary: You don't have any. The policy number you gave us belongs to an individual who is deceased...and Korean.

[to the drug rehab secretary about not having insurance]
Celia Hodes: Don't you have a work program? I could do...dishes, landscaping...
Drug rehab secretary: I'm sorry, Celia. What we pay our help in a year won't cover a week here.

Maria (Mermex): He is a terrible man.
Andy Botwin: What? Doug? Come on. He's a great guy.
Maria (Mermex): He is a criminal.
Andy Botwin: He's an accountant.
Maria (Mermex): A thief, who has abandoned his wife and family and wants to make me his whore.
Andy Botwin: A CPA with legal problems who's going through a divorce and is wildly in love with you.
Maria (Mermex): He has warts on his genitals.
Andy Botwin: Yeah, I got nothing to that.

Till We Meet Again [4.12]

Celia Hodes: I thought I had hit bottom. But after hearing your stories, I realize it could be so much worse. The truth is, none of you have *any* chance in *hell* of ever pulling your lives back together, if you even had lives to begin with. As I have listened to your tales of burning wreckage and shattered existence, I realize that I...am the only one here that has any chance at all - a chance to make amends...and to start over...fresh.
Drug rehab's group counselor: [after Celia leaves] Stupid-ass bitch.

Maria (Mermex): [grabs Andy's naked crotch] You are excited.
Andy Botwin: No, no. It's just windy out.
Maria (Mermex): I do not think it is the wind.
Andy Botwin: [trying to resist himself as she kisses her way down] Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs!

Doug Wilson: As soon as we figure out our next venture, I want to get a bigger place. I'm thinking generic mexican pharmaceuticals. Sell them to old people with no insurance. What do you think?

Andy Botwin: [after confessing to Doug of having sex with Maria] It will never happen again.
Maria (Mermex): [to Andy] It will. It will happen many times.

Celia Hodes: [to her daughter] And I'm sorry for the massive body issues I have given you. And I'm sorry for judging your lifestyle choice. If you want to love the ladies, love those ladies. Vagina power! I'll buy you a big strap-on for Hanukkah.

Cast

Actor Role
Mary-Louise Parker Nancy Botwin
Elizabeth Perkins Celia Hodes
Kevin Nealon Doug Wilson
Justin Kirk Andy Botwin
Tonye Patano Heylia James (season 1-3)
Romany Malco Conrad Shepard (season 1-3)
Indigo Vaneeta (season 1-3)
Hunter Parrish Silas Botwin
Alexander Gould Shane Botwin
Albert Brooks Lenny Botwin (season 4-)

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