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Yogi Berra

Catcher / Manager/ Outfielder
Born: May 12, 1925 (1925-05-12) (age 84)
St. Louis, Missouri
Batted: Left Threw: Right 
MLB debut
September 22, 1946 for the New York Yankees
Last MLB appearance
May 9, 1965 for the New York Mets
Career statistics
Batting average     .285
Home runs     358
Runs batted in     1,430

As player

As manager

Career highlights and awards
Member of the National
Empty Star.svg Empty Star.svg Empty Star.svg Baseball Hall of Fame Empty Star.svg Empty Star.svg Empty Star.svg
Induction     1972
Vote     85.61% (second ballot)

Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra (born May 12, 1925) is a former Major League Baseball player and manager. He played almost his entire career for the New York Yankees and was elected to the baseball Hall of Fame in 1972. Berra was one of only four players to be named the Most Valuable Player of the American League three times and one of only six managers to lead both American and National League teams to the World Series.

Berra is widely regarded as one of the greatest catchers in baseball history. According to the win shares formula developed by sabermetrician Bill James, Berra is the greatest catcher of all time and the 52nd greatest non-pitcher in major-league history.

Berra, who quit school in the eighth grade, has a tendency toward malapropism and fracturing the English language. "It ain't over till it's over" is arguably the most famous example, often quoted.



He picked up his famous nickname from a friend, Bobby Hofman, who said he resembled a Hindu holy man (yogi) they had seen in a movie, whenever Berra sat around with arms and legs crossed waiting to bat, or while looking sad after a losing game.[1] Years later, the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character Yogi Bear was presumably named after Berra (the cartoon's creators denied it), something Berra did not appreciate after he started being periodically addressed as "Yogi Bear."[citation needed]

Early life

Berra was born in a primarily Italian neighborhood of St. Louis called "The Hill" to Italian immigrants Pietro and Paulina Berra. Pietro, originally from Milan in northern Italy, arrived at Ellis Island on October 18, 1909, at the age of 23.[2] In a 2005 interview for the Baseball Hall of Fame, Yogi said, "My father came over first. He came from the old country. And he didn't know what baseball was. He was ready to go to work. And then I had three other brothers and a sister. My brother and my mother came over later on. My two oldest brothers, they were born there -- Mike and Tony. John and I and my sister Josie were born in St. Louis."[3] Yogi's parents originally nicknamed him "Lawdie," derived from his mother's difficulty pronouncing "Lawrence" or "Larry" correctly. He grew up on Elizabeth Avenue, across the street from boyhood friend and later competitor Joe Garagiola; that block, later also home to the late baseball broadcaster Jack Buck, was later renamed "Hall of Fame Place". Berra and Garagiola both attended South Side Catholic, now called St. Mary's High School, in south St. Louis. Berra has been inducted into the St. Louis Walk of Fame.

He began playing baseball in local American Legion leagues, where he learned the basics of catching while playing outfield and infield positions as well. Berra also played for a Cranston, Rhode Island, team under an assumed name.

Playing career

In 1942, the St. Louis Cardinals spurned Berra in favor of his boyhood best friend, Joe Garagiola. On the surface, the Cardinals seemed to think Garagiola the superior prospect—but team president Branch Rickey actually had an ulterior motive: knowing he was soon to leave St. Louis to take over the operation of the Brooklyn Dodgers and more impressed with Berra than he let on, Rickey apparently planned to hold Berra off until he could sign him for the Dodgers. The plan was ruined when the Yankees got to him first, signing him for the same $500 bonus the Cardinals offered Garagiola. Berra was assigned to the Norfolk Tars of the Class B Piedmont League, where his most memorable feat was driving in 23 runs in a doubleheader.

Following a stint in the U.S. Navy during World War II where he served as a Gunner's Mate in the D-Day invasion, Berra played minor league baseball with the Newark Bears before being called up for seven games in the major leagues in 1946 and was taught under the mentorship of Hall of Famer Bill Dickey, whose number Berra took. The following season he played 86 games for the Yankees, and he would play more than a hundred in each of the following fourteen years.

Berra appeared in fourteen World Series, winning ten championships, both of which are records. Because Berra's playing career coincided with the Yankees' most consistent period, it enabled him to establish the major league records for World Series games (75), at-bats (259), hits (71), doubles (10), singles (49), games caught (63), and catcher putouts (457). In Game 3 of the 1947 World Series, Berra hit the first pinch-hit home run in World Series history, off Brooklyn Dodgers pitcher Ralph Branca (who later served up Bobby Thomson's famous home run in 1951).

Berra was a fifteen-time All-Star, and won the league's MVP award three times, in 1951, 1954 and 1955. From 1950 to 1957, Berra never finished lower than 4th in the voting. He received MVP votes in fifteen consecutive seasons, tied with Barry Bonds and second only to Hank Aaron's nineteen straight seasons with MVP support. (Ted Williams also received MVP votes in every year of his career, but it was twice interrupted by military service.) Between 1949 and 1955, on a team filled with stars such as Mickey Mantle and Joe DiMaggio, it was Berra who led the Yankees in RBI for seven consecutive seasons.

Playing style

Yogi Berra was excellent at hitting poor pitches, covering all areas of the strike zone (as well as beyond) with great extension. In addition to this wide plate coverage, he also had great bat control. He was able to both swing the bat like a golf club to hit low pitches for deep home runs, and chop at high pitches for line drives. Five times, Berra had more home runs in a season than strikeouts. In 1950, Berra struck out twelve times in 597 at-bats. This combination made him a feared "clutch hitter"; rival manager Paul Richards once called Berra "the toughest man in the league in the last three innings." When asked about swinging at "bad pitches", Berra reportedly said, "If I can hit it, it's a good pitch."

As a fielder, Berra was truly outstanding. Quick, mobile, and a great handler of pitchers, Berra led all American League catchers eight times in games caught and in chances accepted, six times in double plays (a major league record), eight times in putouts, three times in assists, and once in fielding percentage. Berra left the game with the AL records for catcher putouts (8,723) and chances accepted (9,520). He was also one of only four catchers to ever field 1.000 for a season, playing 88 errorless games in 1958. He was the first catcher to leave a finger outside his glove, a style most other catchers eventually emulated.[4] Later in his career, he became a good defensive outfielder in Yankee Stadium's notoriously difficult left field. In June 1962, at the age of 37, Berra showed his superb physical endurance by catching an entire 22-inning, seven-hour game against the Tigers.

One of the most notable days of Berra's playing career came when he caught Don Larsen's perfect game in the 1956 World Series, the only no-hitter ever thrown in postseason play. The pictures of Berra leaping into Larsen's arms following the 27th out are among the sport's most memorable images.

Yogi Berra's number 8 was retired by the New York Yankees in 1972

On July 18, 1999, Larsen and Berra celebrated the feat with a ceremonial pitch for "Yogi Berra Day" at Yankee Stadium (the 74-year-old Berra did not jump into the 70-year-old Larsen's arms, though). This was a part of the celebration to mark the return of Berra to the Stadium, which ended his 14-year feud with Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner. The feud started in 1985 when Steinbrenner promised Berra a full chance as manager, then fired him in the third week of the season. Berra vowed to never return to Yankee Stadium so long as Steinbrenner owned the team. Amazingly, Yankees pitcher David Cone then hurled his own perfect game against the Montreal Expos, only the 16th time it had ever been done in Major League history. The coincidence served to illustrate one of the more famous Yogiisms – "It's like déjà vu all over again."

In 1946, Berra wore uniform No. 38 on the Yankees, switching to 35 the next year. In 1948, he changed to No. 8, which he kept for the rest of his career on the Yankees (and later, the Mets). The No. 8 was retired in 1972 by the Yankees, jointly honoring Berra and Bill Dickey, his predecessor as the Yankees' star catcher. Berra's uniform number and stocky build were familiar enough to baseball fans that Sports Illustrated once used a photo of Berra facing away from the camera as its cover, with the blurb "YOGI'S BACK."[5] Yankee television announcer Michael Kay has introduced Berra on Old Timers Day as "one of the best known faces on the planet."

Managing career

After Berra's Yankee playing career ended with the 1963 World Series, he was hired as the manager of the New York Yankees. Much was made of an incident on board the team bus in August. Following a loss, infielder Phil Linz was playing his harmonica, and Berra ordered him to stop. Seated on the other end of the bus, Linz couldn't hear what Berra had said, and Mickey Mantle impishly informed Linz, "He said to play it louder." When Linz did so, an angry Berra slapped the harmonica out of his hands.[6] All was apparently forgotten when Berra's Yankees rode a September surge to return to the World Series. But the team lost to the St. Louis Cardinals in seven games, after which Berra was fired. It was later learned that general manager Ralph Houk had been ready to discharge Berra since midseason, apparently for a perceived loss of control over the team.

Yogi Berra's plaque at the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Berra made a very brief return to the field as a player-coach for the crosstown Mets, playing in just four games. His last at-bat came on May 9, 1965, just three days shy of his 40th birthday. Berra stayed with the Mets as a coach for the next eight seasons, including their 1969 World Championship season. He then became the team's manager in 1972, following the sudden death of manager Gil Hodges. That same year, he was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

The following season looked like a disappointment at first. Midway through the 1973 season, the Mets were stuck in last place but in a very tight divisional race. When the press asked Yogi if the season was finished, he replied, "It ain't over till it's over". A late surge allowed the Mets to win the NL Eastern division despite an 82-79 record. When the Mets faced the 99-win Cincinnati Reds in the NLCS, a memorable brawl erupted between Bud Harrelson and Pete Rose in Game Three. After the incident, fans began throwing objects at Pete Rose on the field. Sparky Anderson pulled Rose and his Reds off the field until order was restored or a forfeit was declared. Yogi Berra walked out to left field with Willie Mays, Tom Seaver, Rusty Staub and Cleon Jones in order to plead with the fans to desist. Yogi's Mets went on to defeat the highly favored "Big Red Machine" in 5 games to capture the N.L. pennant. It was Berra's second as a manager, one in each league.

In the 1973 World Series, Yogi's Mets had a 3-games-to-2 lead on the Oakland Athletics. Berra chose Tom Seaver and Jon Matlack, each pitching on 3 days rest, for games 6 and 7. When the Mets lost both games, Berra was criticized for not using George Stone in Game Six as a starter, thus giving him a fully-rested Game Seven pitcher. Berra expressed no regrets: "What better situation would you want to have? Seaver and Matlack having to win one game! I have no regrets or second thoughts. I went for the kill. It just wasn't in the cards".

Berra's tenure as Mets manager ended with his firing in August 1975. In 1976, he rejoined the Yankees as a coach. The team won its first of three consecutive AL titles, as well as the 1977 World Series and 1978 World Series, and (as had been the case throughout his playing days) Berra's reputation as a lucky charm was reinforced. (Casey Stengel once said of his catcher, "He'd fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.") Berra was named Yankee manager before the 1984 season. Berra agreed to stay in the job for 1985 after receiving assurances that he would not be fired, but the impatient Steinbrenner did fire Berra after the 16th game of the season. Instead of firing him personally, Steinbrenner dispatched Clyde King to deliver the news for him[7]. This caused a rift between the two men that was not mended for almost 15 years. Berra later joined the Houston Astros as bench coach, where he again made it to the NLCS in 1986. The Astros lost the series in six games to the New York Mets. Berra remained a coach in Houston until 1989.

On August 22, 1988, Berra and Dickey were honored with plaques to be hung in Monument Park at Yankee Stadium. Berra's plaque calls him "A legendary Yankee" and cites his most frequent quote, "It ain't over till it's over." However, the honor was not enough to shake Berra's conviction that Steinbrenner had broken their personal agreement; Berra did not set foot in the Stadium for another decade, until Steinbrenner publicly apologized to Berra.

Berra finally returned to Yankee Stadium on July 18, 1999, for "Yogi Berra Day", and caught the first pitch from Don Larsen; the two then watched Yankees pitcher David Cone pitch a perfect game himself.[8]

In 1999, Berra appeared at No. 40 on The Sporting News' list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players, and fan balloting elected him to the Major League Baseball All-Century Team. At the 2008 All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium, Berra had the honor of being the last of the 49 Hall of Famers in attendance to be announced. The hometown favorite received the loudest standing ovation of the group.

Yogi Berra (right) with George W. Bush and Sparky Anderson

Coaching and managing timeline

  • 1963– New York Yankees player–coach
  • 1964– New York Yankees manager (won American League pennant)
  • 1965– New York Mets player–coach
  • 1965–1972 – New York Mets coach (won World Series in 1969)
  • 1972–1975 – New York Mets manager (won National League pennant in 1973)
  • 1976–1983 – New York Yankees coach (won American League pennant in 1976 & 1981 and World Series in 1977 & 1978)
  • 1984–1985 – New York Yankees manager
  • 1986–1989 – Houston Astros coach

Career statistics

2,120 7,555 1,175 2,150 321 49 358 1,430 33 704 414 .285 .348 .482 3,643 9 52

Other activities

Berra married his wife Carmen on January 26, 1949. They have three children and have lived in Montclair, New Jersey since Berra's playing days. Two of Berra's sons also played professional sports. His son Dale Berra played shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates, New York Yankees, and Houston Astros, and his son Tim Berra played pro football for the Baltimore Colts in 1974.

Berra and former teammate Phil Rizzuto were also partners in a bowling alley venture in Clifton, New Jersey, originally called Rizzuto-Berra Lanes. The two sold the alley to other owners, who kept the alley open as Astro Bowl until the late 1990s when it was sold again and converted to retail space.

In 1998, the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center[9] and Yogi Berra Stadium (home to the New Jersey Jackals baseball team) opened on the campus of Montclair State University in Upper Montclair, New Jersey. The museum is currently the home of various artifacts, including the mitt with which Yogi caught the only perfect game in World Series history, several autographed and "game-used" items, and nine of Yogi's championship rings (Berra only wears the 1953 ring, in commemoration of the Yankees' record 5th consecutive World Championship). It was an appearance on behalf of the museum by George Steinbrenner that led to their ultimate reconciliation. Yogi Berra was given the 1951 Yankee World Series banner for display purposes.

Berra is very involved with the project, and he frequents the museum for signings, discussions, and other events. It is his intention to teach children important values such as sportsmanship and dedication, both on and off the baseball diamond. When asked "So, what is it you do here?" Yogi, without missing a beat, replied convincingly, "It's my museum."[citation needed]

Additionally, Berra remains involved in other causes related to his Italian American heritage. A longtime supporter of the National Italian American Foundation (NIAF), Berra has helped fundraise for the Foundation, even signing baseballs at NIAF events for auction. In 1996, he received the NIAF Special Achievement Award for Sports at NIAF's 21st Anniversary Gala.

Berra is a recipient of the Boy Scouts of America's highest adult award, the Silver Buffalo Award.

In February 2005, Berra filed a lawsuit against Turner Broadcasting System. He alleged that they unfairly used his name in a racy advertisement for the TV series Sex and the City. The advertisement asked what the definition of a "yogasm" is: a) a type of yo-yo trick; (b) sex with Yogi Berra; or c) what Samantha has with a guy from yoga class. (The answer given was C.) This case was settled out of court for an undisclosed sum of money.

Berra has frequently appeared in advertisements for Yoo-hoo, AFLAC, Entenmann's, and Stove Top stuffing, among others, frequently demonstrating his famous "yogiisms." He is among the longest running commercial pitchmen in the U.S.; his television commercials span the early 1950s to the present day. Based on his style of speaking, Yogi was named "Wisest Fool of the Past 50 Years" by The Economist magazine in January 2005.[10]

Berra appears on the YES Network in Yogi and a Movie where he and Bob Lorenz comment on different movies intermittently as they play.

In the 2007 television miniseries The Bronx is Burning, Berra was portrayed by the actor Joe Grifasi.


Berra is also well known for his pithy comments and witticisms, known as Yogiisms. Yogiisms very often take the form of either an apparently obvious tautology, or a paradoxical contradiction.


  • As a general comment on baseball: "90% of the game is half mental."[11]
  • On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."[12]
  • "It ain't over till it's over." In July 1973, when Berra's Mets trailed the Chicago Cubs by 9½ games in the National League East; the Mets rallied to win the division title on the penultimate day of the season.[13]
  • When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."[14]
  • On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."[15]
  • "It's déjà vu all over again". Berra explained that this quote originated when he witnessed Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris repeatedly hit back to back home runs in the Yankees' seasons in the early 1960s.[16]
  • "You can observe a lot by watching."[17]
  • "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."[18]
  • Simultaneously denying and confirming his reputation, Berra once stated, "I really didn't say everything I said."[citation needed]


  • Yogi: It Ain't Over (1989) ISBN 0-07-096947-7
  • The Yogi Book: 'I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said' (1998) ISBN 0-7611-1090-9
  • When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It! Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes (2001) ISBN 0-7868-6775-2
  • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All (2002) ISBN 0-7432-3768-4
  • Ten Rings: My Championship Seasons (2003) ISBN 0060513810

See also


  1. ^ Yogi Berra the Official Web Site presented by LTD Enterprises
  2. ^ EllisIsland.org Ellis Island - FREE Port of New York Passenger Records Search
  3. ^ "Philosopher of the Diamond (Yogi Berra Interview, Baseball Hall of Fame)". American Academy of Achievement. June 1, 2005. http://www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/ber0int-1. Retrieved September 16, 2009. 
  4. ^ GO.com
  5. ^ CNN.com
  6. ^ Bouton, Jim. Ball Four
  7. ^ The List: Steinbrenner's worst ESPN
  8. ^ Ackert, Kristie (July 18, 2009). "Yankees celebrate 10th anniversary of David Cone's perfect game". NYDailyNews.com. Daily News. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/07/19/2009-07-19_yankees_celebrate_10th_anniversary_of_david_cones_perfect_game.html. Retrieved September 18, 2009. 
  9. ^ Yogi Berra Museum
  10. ^ "The Economist's Christmas competition: And the wisest fool is...", The Economist, January 27, 2005.
  11. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 69. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9. 
  12. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 16. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9. 
  13. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 121. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9.  See also the namesake song "It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over" by Lenny Kravitz and the album It Ain't Over till It's Over by Fast Eddie Clarke.
  14. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 48. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9. 
  15. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 10. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9. 
  16. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 30. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9. 
  17. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 95. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9. 
  18. ^ Berra, Yogi (1998). The Yogi Book. New York: Workman Publishing. p. 73. ISBN 0-7611-1090-9. 

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Yogi Berra

Lawrence Peter Berra (born 12 May 1925), usually known by his nickname "Yogi" Berra, is an American Baseball player and team manager.



The origin and date of first occurrence for most Yogiisms is unknown. These quotes from his writings are listed here alphabetically.
  • Always go to other peoples' funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.
    • When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes, Hyperion, 2002, ISBN 0786867752, p. 163
  • The future ain't what it used to be.
    • When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes, Hyperion, 2002, ISBN 0786867752, p. 159
  • I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
    • The Yogi book: I really didn't say everything I said!, Workman Publishing, 1997, ISBN 0761110909, p. 91
  • I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
    • The Yogi book: I really didn't say everything I said!, Workman Publishing, 1997, ISBN 0761110909, p. 9
  • If people don't want to come to the ballpark how are you going to stop them?
    • The Yogi book: I really didn't say everything I said!, Workman Publishing, 1997, ISBN 0761110909, p. 36
  • If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
    • When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes, Hyperion, 2002, ISBN 0786867752, p. 154
  • If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 101
  • If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 15
  • If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there.
    • When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes, Hyperion, 2002, ISBN 0786867752, p. 53
    • Variant: You've got to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there.
      • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 39
    • Variant: If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up somewhere else.[citation needed]
  • It gets late early out there.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 27
    • Variant: It gets late awfully early around here.[citation needed]
    • Referring to the adverse sun conditions in left field at Yankee Stadium.
  • It's déjà vu all over again.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 137
    • Variant: It's like déjà vu all over again.[citation needed]
  • It's so crowded, nobody goes there.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 81
  • Little things are big.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 69
  • Ninety percent of this game is half-mental.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 45. This version is also attributed to Philadelphia Philles manager Danny Ozark.
    • Variant: Ninety percent of this game is mental, and the other half is physical.[citation needed]
  • Pair up in threes.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 123
  • Thank you for making this day necessary.
    • The Yogi book: I really didn't say everything I said!, Workman Publishing, 1997, ISBN 0761110909, p. 10.
    • Said on Yogi Berra day in 1947 in St. Louis. By his account, he asked a teammate to write a speech, and he misspoke, saying "necessary" instead of "possible."
  • We made too many wrong mistakes.
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 75
    • On why the Yankees lost the 1960 series to the Pittsburgh Pirates.
  • When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
    • When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes, Hyperion, 2002, ISBN 0786867752, p. 1
    • Also in What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 33
    • Berra says this is part of driving directions to his house in Montclair, New Jersey. There is a fork in the road, and whichever way you take, you will get to his house.
  • You can observe a lot by watching.
    • You Can Observe a Lot by Watching: What I've Learned About Teamwork From the Yankees and Life, John Wiley & Sons, 2008, ISBN 9780470079928
  • [What time is it?] You mean now?
    • What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532
    • He was on a passenger jet at the time, so he was not sure in which time zone he was.


Many of the malapropisms now attributed to Yogi Berra were from stories originally told by former ballplayer-turned-broadcaster Joe Garagiola, Berra's childhood friend, who loved to tell stories about Berra's accidental humor. Other quotes have been misattributed to him because they seem characteristic of his style. Referring to the numerous "Yogiisms" circulating, Berra wrote, "I didn't really say everything I said."
  • 90 percent of putts that fall short don't go in.
  • It sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto. — when asked what he thought of Marilyn Monroe marrying Joe DiMaggio
  • A good ball club. — when asked what makes a good manager of a baseball team
  • A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
  • Don't get me right; I'm just asking!
  • No one goes there any more; it's too crowded.
  • A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
  • Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
  • Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
  • He's a big clog in their machine. — referring to Ted Williams
  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • I'm as red as a sheet.
  • I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did!
  • I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.
  • I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late. — on arriving five minutes late to an interview rather than his usual half-hour
  • I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
  • I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
  • I think they just got through marinating the greens. — commenting on his performance after playing a poor golf game
  • I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.
  • I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
  • I'd find the fellow who lost it; and, if he was poor, I'd return it. — when asked what he would do if he found a million dollars
  • If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
  • It ain't over 'til it's over.
  • It's never happened in World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
  • It's not too far; it just seems like it is.
  • It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
    • A variant of this has also been attributed to physicist Niels Bohr, and others.
  • It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking.
  • Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets, and it keeps the kids out of the house!
  • Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf. — when asked why Johnny Bench hit more home runs than he did
  • Never answer an anonymous letter.
  • Overwhelming underdogs. — describing the 1969 New York Mets
  • Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
  • Slump? I ain't in no slump! I just ain't hitting.
  • Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died.
  • Surprise me! — when his wife, Carmen, asked where he would like to be buried
  • The only reason I need these gloves is 'cause of my hands.
  • The other team could make trouble for us if they win.
  • The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
  • The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they're running.
  • There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
  • Think? How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
  • We have a good time together, even when we're not together. — talking about his wife, Carmen. He implied he likes to have some time away, but also likes to get back together.
  • We're lost, but we're making good time.
  • When the duck walks in, you know it's alive. — on whether the AFLAC duck is real or mechanical
  • Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
  • You better make it four. I don't think I could eat eight. — at a dinner in an Italian restaurant, when asked into how many slices his pizza should be cut
  • You don't hit with your face. — Yogi's standard response whenever someone told him he wasn't handsome
  • You don't look so hot yourself. — reply when told he looked cool in his summer suit by the New York Mayor's wife
  • Yogi's teacher: You don't know anything, do you Berra?
    • Yogi: I don't even suspect anything, sir.
  • You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
  • The similarities between me and my father are completely different.
    • (Dale Berra said this when asked if he took after Yogi.)
  • I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
  • And they give you cash, which is just as good as money. — in his appearance in an AFLAC commercial when explaining the cash back policies of the company.

About Yogi Berra

  • Fans have labeled Yogi Berra "Mr. Malaprop," but I don't think that's accurate. He doesn't use the wrong words. He just puts words together in ways nobody else would ever do.
    • Joe Garagiola, foreword to The Yogi book: I really didn't say everything I said!, Workman Publishing, 1997, ISBN 0761110909

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